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Mu%der by Cheesecake | Episode 16

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Join us for our version of book club as we dive into different books and tasty libations every Thursday!

This week we dive into Murder by Cheesecake: A Golden Girls Cozy Mystery by Rachel Ekstrom Courage.

Murder by Cheesecake is the first book in a new Golden Girls cozy mystery series by Rachel Ekstrom Courage, featuring the four women solving a murder in 1980s Miami while Rose hosts her cousin's St. Olaf-themed wedding.

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Why are you looking at my shirt?

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She's looking at you.

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Why are you looking at me?

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Because you look so different.

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I don't look different. I look the same. I'm a real boy.

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Okay.

SPEAKER_01

Hi, Boo. Hey, Boo. Um, I know you're not feeling the best. You've had a hard week, so we'll keep this one simple. I'll try to direct us.

SPEAKER_04

Thank you.

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We'll see how well I do.

SPEAKER_04

Um otherwise you might get some brain fog moments from me, but that's okay.

SPEAKER_01

We're all used to that and we all look for it, so it's okay.

SPEAKER_04

Thanks.

SPEAKER_01

Um, so let's jump into what we're drinking real quick. We're drinking just a typical, I say typical, a traditional maybe Cuban drink. It's Cuban because today our book is based in Miami. And Miami, I think, I think, I think, has a lot of Cuban people. Got this in the Dominican, so uh it's authentic. Not Cuban, but you know, it's all together. So um that was a good trip. We are jumping back into the same rum that we had last week, but this time we're mixing it with pineapple coconut nectar. I think that we can drink this. It was really, really milky, but it said that it had cream of coconut in it. So uh I got it at the gas station. So we did that with a little bit of lime in it, so we'll see how they are. Cheers.

SPEAKER_04

Cheers.

SPEAKER_01

Trying to go with like a Miami-based drink. Yeah, cocktail.

SPEAKER_04

I would drink that a lot. Probably with less lime, but yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. I used uh half an ounce of lime. Decent.

SPEAKER_04

That would get me in trouble.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, I like that. Well, um my stash.

SPEAKER_04

You got some liquid in the stash.

SPEAKER_01

Emma let me have a stash for the day.

SPEAKER_04

I didn't let you do anything. It's your body.

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This is America. I can do what I want.

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Someone was getting a little too hot in the Georgia heat.

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Started getting warm, started sweating for no reason, so I decided to shave the uh scarf off my face. Um, gonna rock the stash for a bit. Not this stash. I'll shave it down. Just gonna record one up with it. But I thought it was fitting for today, so whatever. So since you're you're not feeling the best, you did not come up with a word of the week. No. So I pulled up just a bunch of easy words and things that I know, but things I'm just gonna read off real quick. Plot. So I know what a plot is. Um setting. I know what a setting is. That's like what like where it's at. This says the time place. So yeah, I knew that. Protagonist is the one that is the good person, right? Yep. Protagonist is the main character that we're on their side. The antagonist is the one that's provoking them to do something, or not provoking, but just making them do something, moving the story forward through you said it one time, through um words. Through words, you're right. Yeah, through the book.

SPEAKER_04

Through uh um like well, now I'm looking at it, so I'm just gonna read it.

SPEAKER_01

So protagonist is the main character driving the story, and I guess the antagonist is the force or character opposing the protagonist. There you go. So I thought the antagonist was the one that was driving the story by pushing it, the protagonist, but I guess I got that wrong because the protagonist is driving the story.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. Well, in some ways, the antagonist can drive it, can drive the protagonist.

SPEAKER_01

Which I think, well, I I think that's probably the way that it usually is. Isn't they are they're the driving factor that keeps the main story going through the protagonist because the it gives them a story or gives them something to do. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Cool. Um, the theme, underlying message, got that. That's that one's an easy one. POV, that's the point of view. That's whoever we're hearing the story through. And then conflict, the central struggle between opposing forces. So those were core narrative elements. And I think that I knew the majority of them. Like I learned those in school. So uh those were my basic words of the week. Uh, since Boo didn't come up with anything, so I failed. Um, I'm gonna pull my notes up real quick. What did you think of this book? So this week we read Murder by Cheesecake by Rachel Xtorm Courage. X Xourage. Courage. Extorm, Xtrouge.

SPEAKER_04

So, spoilers. Um if you ever watched The Golden Girls and you like easy mysteries, but you also like like an episode or season of the Golden Girls, this is definitely the book for you. I got this book as a blind date with the book, so I didn't even know what it was. It just said it was a cozy mystery for my birthday, and it I thought it was cute. I thought it was kind of adorable. Um would I have picked it for myself personally? No, which I think it's a great idea that it's a blind date with a book because it's not something I would personally pick.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

But the description written on the blind date um made me pick it up. And I thought it was adorable. So what about you?

SPEAKER_01

I thought it was good, I thought it was decent. Um, I did not grow up watching The Golden Girls.

SPEAKER_04

I only saw a few episodes here and there. I didn't watch it religiously.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. I knew that Betty White was on it, Betty White, um, and that was about all I knew. So the characters were all new to me, the settings, I'm using the words. Um, you know, those things were all new to me. And obviously in the book, they were probably new to all the people that were familiar with Golden Girls because it's based off of it, but I just didn't know anything, so it was kind of cool just going in like blank slate. Uh, I did not know who the old lady was. I know that it was like the mom.

SPEAKER_04

Sophia.

SPEAKER_01

Sophia was the mom. Okay, so that makes a lot of sense.

SPEAKER_04

Um she was Dorothy's mom.

SPEAKER_01

Dorothy. So the person that was reading it kept saying Dorothy.

SPEAKER_04

Uh, it's how they pronounce Dorothy.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, and every time she said it, I would say it. She'd be like, Dorothy said this. And I was like, Dorothy. It was pretty fun. So I enjoyed it. I mean Dorothy. I did not know that in the very beginning when she goes on the date, I thought it was gonna progress more than it did. The date, I thought he was actually gonna come with her to the wedding. I didn't realize that the story was gonna take a turn and go the way it did.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

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So uh I was entertained.

SPEAKER_04

Well, it's funny because uh when I was started reading this, I was like, oh, this this reads like the show. It's entertaining, but not fully entertaining. I'm kind of bored actually because I'm not watching it, but then it got to the murder, and I'm like, oh, okay, this is interesting now.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Um, and after that, it actually went by pretty quickly for me. So if you want a cozy mystery, hold on until the murder if you read this one.

SPEAKER_01

Keep going until then don't don't put it down, don't take a DNF before that. Yeah. Well, um, I don't really unfortunately have that many notes on it. Um I have a few. I do have a few. Do you have anything before chapter nine?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_01

What do you have?

SPEAKER_04

Before you said chapter nine. Okay, so I have a couple of things. So chapter five, page 51. So this was before the before the murder, but I I said it was funny. That's what my note said. It says funny. And basically, Jorgen is picking the ladies up to take them to the hotel. Jorgen is the best man. And he says, when he picks them up, you all look as beautiful as freshly milked cows in a pasture, he said, beaming at them, all but letting his admiring eyes linger on Blanche. Blanche's coquettish smile disappeared as her jaw dropped. Why I oughta, Sophia said, dropping her purse and drawing her white gloved hands and fists, ready to spar. Dorothy laid a calming ham on hand on her arm, hoping that none of the neighbors had seen. She'd already gotten a few phone calls from the time Sophia ran through the neighbor's sprinkler and her play play text during the heat wave. I think that's a compliment from where he comes from, Dorothy whispered. He didn't mean to be rude. Remember, he's a farm boy. Think him think of him as a junior male version of Rose. Sophia slowly lowered her dukes, the slump of her shoulders hitting as her dishing at her disappointment that she wasn't going to get a hand get a chance to use them. So basically, Sophia's a Spitfire. And then there's like those one-liners, like they're from Saint Olaf, the whole family that came down, and their ways are very backwards, but that's a compliment to Jorgen, who's from St. Olaf, is um you look all look as beautiful as freshly milked cows in a pasture.

SPEAKER_01

Well, the St. Olaf people had some very weird traditions and sayings and things like that, um, which made me question like, where is St. Olaf? Where where do we know exactly where it is? I think they said some of them were from like Canada or something. Is St. Olaf a real place?

SPEAKER_04

I don't think so.

SPEAKER_01

So every time they said St. Olaf, you know what I thought of?

SPEAKER_04

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01

You do know what I thought of? Mm-mm. Oh. I thought of Olaf. Um Let It Go.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, the frozen things. Me too. Every time they said that, I was like, oh gosh.

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Olaf. I'm like, St. Olaf. Saint Olaf uh college is in Minnesota.

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Minnesota.

SPEAKER_01

Um, but they did definitely had some weird traditions. So, and also one of the notes that I put down, which is I think further in past chapter nine, um they whenever they go to the shower, which is uh the bridal shower slash they actually shower. Yeah, yeah. That was like around chapter 10, but I'll I'll go back before that. But um chapter around that time when they were she was saying that, like, oh, we have these things that are like they're good omens for weddings. When it rains on your wedding day, it's great. And it's like usually that's a bad thing, right?

SPEAKER_04

I think so.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, so it seemed like everything that she was saying was it was like the opposite of what normal people think.

SPEAKER_04

Well, also that's like they bring donkeys to the wedding if a bird perches on the bride's head or flies over, that's good.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, just very strange things. Yeah, um, okay. Do you have anything else after before chapter nine?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Nine Sophia. Uh, any episode I saw, so she's the mom. Any episode I saw back in the day I was a kid, I didn't really understand the humor. But holy cow, now that I am older, her one-liners crack me up like in this, and I could see it looking back. That's how they were in the show.

SPEAKER_01

Looking back at me. I see that I know.

SPEAKER_04

So page got it right, page 55. Dorothy said they're at the hotel, and Dorothy says, I'm surprised they allowed.

SPEAKER_01

Sorry, that's what I heard every time.

SPEAKER_04

Dorothy. She said, I'm surprised they allowed dogs in here. And then Sophia said, Don't worry, Dirth, Dorothy. I called ahead to get permission for you.

SPEAKER_05

Ooh.

SPEAKER_04

She said, Shut it, Ma. Just like the one-liners. It was, it was just every now and then it made me chuckle.

SPEAKER_01

Was she the one that had the miss not mishaps, but the misunderstandings of things as well?

SPEAKER_04

Sophia?

SPEAKER_01

That's the mom. Yeah. So, like in the very beginning, when they were talking about like, oh, I can't give you, I I didn't write anything down. But like they talk about using a dating video service, and then like she was like, How would you date a video?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, I think that was her, I think. But then Rose was like, You shouldn't meet strangers, and then Blanche was like, Oh, let her do it. Yeah.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

The whole and then later on in the book, I like how uh they brought it up. Like, uh, I think maybe it was Rose. I told her not to do it, and like, you know, bad things would happen, and the this is what happened. Um, and they were like, Well, this could have happened to anybody, it's just happened to her, and they didn't even like she didn't bring him home, nothing happened like that. It happened differently, but she's connected because she took her out or she took him out.

SPEAKER_04

Going off of that, Rose kind of got on my nerves in this book.

SPEAKER_01

Really? Yeah, why?

SPEAKER_04

And it's funny because that's Betty White's character, and she was my favorite on the TV show. Luckily, Rose in the book redeems herself, but she so Jason and Nettie just want to get married without people telling them what to do, i.e., the trust, the Olaf tradition, Jason's parents, and then this was chapter nine, page 100. Rose still wants to push for a traditional St. Olaf wedding to prove to herself and her family that um that she could do it, even after hearing that from Jason and Nettie. Then like she kept blaming um Dorothy or Dorothy all the issues happening because it was her date that was murdered at the hotel. Yeah, or that's what they thought. Um, and it's like like you were saying, Belange was saying this could happen to anyone. But luckily Rose came around at the end, she's like, okay, I was out of line, but now oh, excuse me.

SPEAKER_03

You're good.

SPEAKER_01

Thanks. No, I'm really good. Now the you know, it could happen to anybody. Do you think that any of the blame should have been on her? Or not blame, but maybe people's opinions of Dorothy um for meeting that person. It didn't happen, it happened days after their date that he left very quickly from, you know. So um, would you, if like you were going to someone's wedding and someone that you knew went on a blind date with a guy and you were like, Don't do it, don't do it. Went on a blind date, and then a few days later at the wedding venue, he were shown up, like showed up dead, showed up dead.

SPEAKER_04

I wouldn't blame her. I would just be like, That's horrible.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Like, I don't know, people get butthurt over the stupidest things, even in books.

SPEAKER_01

Stupidest things. I mean a murder is a pretty big thing, babe.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, but this book, yes, it was serious, but kind of made light of everything.

SPEAKER_01

It is a uh cozy mystery. So it was very cozy. I did think it was cozy. I was just trying to break it down to like, you know, 2026. We'll see what we can get out of it. Uh not just being on the surface.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, I think it didn't help because even Dorothy or Dorothy.

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Dorothy.

SPEAKER_04

She on page 19 says, don't be aloof and intimidating because that's what everyone says she is. And so the fact that people describe her as that, I'm sure that didn't help the situation with how the cops perceived her and then how other guests of the wedding perceived her, like she was a suspect. But also it's like you can be aloof and intimidating, but you don't have to there's some people who are just like that. Yeah. I don't know, it kind of sucks.

SPEAKER_01

So was uh Dorothy just a friend or was Dorothy part of the family?

SPEAKER_04

Thank you for being a friend. That's the theme song. Oh yeah for that one. The friends are Rose, Blanche, and Dorothy. Sophia's also a friend, but Sophia is the mother of Dorothy. Okay. They all live together because they have fixed income.

SPEAKER_01

But they live in Miami. Who who's the one that's from St. Olaf? Rose. Rose. Okay, so Rose is who's getting married? Rose's niece?

SPEAKER_04

Technically, it's her cousin, but she they she calls her her niece because the age difference is so vast.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. Uh getting married to Jason? Yes. Okay, cool. Um, so Rose left St. Olaf, and that was a big theme throughout the book.

SPEAKER_04

That's why she went to prove she knew all these St. Olaf traditions.

SPEAKER_01

Yep. Okay. So she lives with friends, three friends, one of the friends being the mom of one of the friends that also lives there. Okay. And then when what was the girl that was getting Mary's name?

SPEAKER_04

Nettie.

SPEAKER_01

Nettie. Did Nettie live down in Miami with Jason? Because they had mentioned getting rid of an excuse me, apartment if they can get that fund or trust from no, she lived back home. She lived back home. Okay.

SPEAKER_04

Everyone did except for the four ladies.

SPEAKER_01

So Jason moved away because Jason's family had the resort down in Miami.

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Because his family was overbearing and trying to cur tried to control his life.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, right. So he moved up to St. Olaf.

SPEAKER_04

Or I think near it. Because he wanted to move to St. Olaf after the wedding.

SPEAKER_01

Right. Oh, right. That's true. They he did say that.

SPEAKER_04

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

I'm caught up now. I know that I I listened to it, but I'm just like, still didn't, because I wasn't caught up with the Golden Girl, so I was too sure.

SPEAKER_04

Well, I don't remember any of this being in the Golden Girls, but I still didn't watch everything.

SPEAKER_01

I don't think this was. This is a mystery. This is just using their likeness. Yeah. You know.

SPEAKER_04

I think the author did a good job of using it. There were some things that I found online where people were like, uh, so the online commentary was like, Sophia calling Dorothy pumpkin was out of character.

SPEAKER_01

It's funny because I was moving a keg today when I listened to the word pumpkin, and it brought me back to memoirs of a geisha. It's funny now that I can actually have I can recall other books where I'm like, oh, pumpkin. Because pumpkin was in memoirs. Yep. So uh I learned that this year. That made me feel I was like kind of cool. I was like, hey.

SPEAKER_04

It's just it brings up the memory of that.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, the memory of a geisha.

SPEAKER_04

Memoirs of a geisha.

SPEAKER_01

I know. You said okay, never mind. Moving on, onward.

SPEAKER_04

So do you have any other talking points before I get into the murder stuff?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. So my biggest thing was coming up on chapter nine. I put all caps. The herring food sounds gross.

SPEAKER_04

They had so many seafood options for the wedding. The only thing that sounded great was the cheesecake.

SPEAKER_01

The cheesecake sounded good. I mean, I would have eaten or ate what is the what is the best word? What how do I say that? I would have ate some of those things, or I would have eaten some of those things. I would have ate chat comment below. Um so I would have I would have consumed some of those. But when they just kept naming them, I was like, oh gross. And then later they say they say no, no fish or whatever. And then like it's like, oh, and then this person put their their I can't name it, but yeah, it was this way, and then Uncle whoever put his open jar, put a can't lid back on his jar and put it back into his jacket pocket. He's like, ugh.

SPEAKER_04

At least two people put fish snacks back into their uh their bags or jackets.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, sitting on a bus with other people just eating that.

SPEAKER_04

Well, luckily it was all St. Olaf members. So they're used to it.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, they're used to it. But uh that was my chapter nine. And then I guess now you can jump into chapter five is actually when they go into the freezer when they chapter six is when they find the dead guy.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, but at the end of chapter five, it's ah, that's why they screamed there's a body in the cheesecake.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

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Okay.

SPEAKER_01

So if you want to jump into the murder, then my next big, big point is until fifteen. So what is fifteen? It's way after the murder.

SPEAKER_04

Well, what I want to talk about about the murder is who it was and stuff. So if you think you should go first.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, mine's just a silly point that uh I like the way that. Let me see if I can remember this. It was Blanche liked the young Jorgen. Jorgen, who was the best man.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

So Blanche walked out in lingerie, not lingerie, but she walked out in her at the shower, she walked out at one point wearing her whatever she was wearing. That they even said in the book that made her bosom, you know. It propped him up. Yes, more bosomful. Um more bosomful.

SPEAKER_04

More perky.

SPEAKER_01

So she kind of goes off on a tangent in chapter 15, and I just like the way that she said that this other lady could be seducing him with eggs benedict. Like she could have they could have had like a romantic night, and she could be seducing him now with eggs benedict, like room service. And I thought it'd be funny to pull that up and read it, but I'm not gonna do that.

SPEAKER_04

But I mean, we can. We got the book right there.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, that's true, but I'd have to look through your chapter 15. So um, you start talking about the murder, and I'll see if I can find some funny parts.

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Okay.

SPEAKER_04

Well, I find it interesting that as Dorothy is continuously interviewed because she's a person of suspect, um, she saw the photos of the man after he was turned out of the cheesecake. And it was her date, Henry, but he looked different. He didn't have glasses, he had a mole on his face. Um, he was wearing something she wouldn't expect him to be wearing, but he had the same watch, so it had to have been him, but it's also like, how do you hide a mole on a date? Yeah, you can take off glasses and stuff, but so wait, was it not him in the end? Henry?

SPEAKER_01

Her date?

SPEAKER_04

Her date didn't die. We all thought he did the whole book.

SPEAKER_01

But it wasn't him.

SPEAKER_04

It was his twin brother. Did you miss that? Oh there's a whole chapter after Sophia, I think, uh Dorothy and maybe Blanche, maybe, I don't know. Or it was Rose, it was one of them, but it was Sophia and Dorothy and someone else. They were breaking into Henry's house because she's like, There's a dog in there, it's probably starving. Look, there's a dog door, and they're pushing Sophia through it to see if there's a dog in there. And this is while they're searching for clues to try to clear Dorothy's name. Do you remember that part? You were probably deep into work mode.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. But I got the part where they were like falling overboard and stuff.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, that's at the very end.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

But basically, the cops pull up because they're been undercover watching his house. They're like, What are you guys doing here? And then all of a sudden, Dorothy's being handcuffed, and she's like, No, it's not what it looks like. He has a dog, and I'm sure it's gonna be in there. And they're like, We searched the house. There is no dog. Um, and then it wasn't him, yeah. And then a boat pulls up and it's Henry with his dog. And then he's like, What's going on at my house? Dorothy, why are you in handcuffs? And then they're like, Who are you? The cops were like, Who are you?

SPEAKER_01

What chapter was this? Because I do not have that in my face.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, you completely missed a big part of this. Chapter 23. Go to Henry's house, cops find them there. Henry shows up on boat with dog. Chapter 24, identical twin dead. Morty worked for big sugar. Morty was uh But literally everyone thought Henry was dead, but it was his brother, his twin brother, and they had matching watches that Morty got him. Morty was always the troubled twin.

SPEAKER_01

So Morty was business partners with Chip?

SPEAKER_04

Yes. Okay. So I thought Morty was Well, not business partners, he worked for him.

SPEAKER_01

He worked for. I thought that Morty, when I heard the name Morty, because I'm stupid, I thought that uh Morty was just the like hit the guy's real name because the detectives thought that he was going around doing that to other people using different aliases. Well, he was Morty was Morty was, so I thought that Morty was his real name, and what's what's the other guy's name?

SPEAKER_04

Henry.

SPEAKER_01

Henry was one of his aliases. But I think it's the good twins. Okay, I didn't know.

SPEAKER_04

At first I thought Henry was an alias too, because of how it was written. Gotcha. But it's funny, like, if you actually when you read this book and you look back, you're like, why didn't I notice that there were clues here and there? Just like how when Sophie or Rose is on the bus with her St. Olaf family, she talked to her aunt, I think, Christina. Christina. And they're like, Did you see anything the night that the murder happened? But without saying the murder happened, and she's like, I saw I went to I had to get warm milk to sleep, because you know that makes everyone fall asleep. Warm milk. And or cheese. It was something cheese, maybe, I don't know. It was something weird that's like everyone knows that makes you fall asleep. It's like, mm, not cheese. Um but she had seen an average billed man with a limp carrying a burlap sack going heading towards the kitchens. And she was kind of freaked out and went back up to her room. And that was the first real clue that it was Chip that committed the murder. Because we didn't realize he had a limp until the rehearsal dinner, in quotes, on um the boat. Because when he walked up the dock, he had the limp.

SPEAKER_01

Well, was the limp from the what was it in the beginning? Excuse me, why him and Patricia couldn't come to the one of the shower things in the beginning.

SPEAKER_04

A croquet accident or something.

SPEAKER_01

Is that what the limp was from?

SPEAKER_04

I wonder. I don't remember.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, okay. Oh, I'd be curious. I did I didn't catch on to that, obviously, but I'd be curious if that was like foreshadowing in the beginning. Like, oh, he has an injury. Could be. And then, oh, the killer has a limp. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Could be.

SPEAKER_01

I didn't catch on to it at the time.

SPEAKER_04

But also when you're reading it, it's like, how reliable is the St. Olaf family? Like, do you really believe that she saw someone with a limp? Because I mean, she's talking about cheese and hot milk and that's true. And the way she went about it. I don't know. This whole family was crazy. But when it's confirmed that Chupp killed Morty because I don't know, just he didn't want to be bossed around by his wife and the Bryants, which is her family. He wanted to be second in command to the general. And it's funny because you find out Miss Sugar is not big sugar. She was just a performer at the club. Um and then the clown stripper. Oh my gosh, don't uh clowns. Like you have have to be like one of the St. Olaf traditions was not a clown stripper, but you have to have a clown perform at your bachelorette. And I'm like, no, I hate clowns for those that need to know that information.

SPEAKER_01

There's only a select few that I think actually like clowns. I don't mind them like if I'm at a circus, but like I don't want them just walking around street. Like what?

SPEAKER_04

No, even at a circus, no, they freak me out. No. No. Okay, your turn. Oh. Did you find that page that you wanted to talk about?

SPEAKER_01

Yes.

SPEAKER_04

About Blanche.

SPEAKER_01

Yes. It's just it's just silly reading. So I want to hear it. Page 181.

SPEAKER_04

Uh basically it's Gloria flirting with Jorgen, and Blanche has been flirting with Jorgen.

SPEAKER_01

And I find this funny because they're old. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

So they're just cougars biting away over a little young cub.

SPEAKER_01

I don't like the way you said that. That was weird.

SPEAKER_04

I mean, that's what it is.

SPEAKER_01

Very cozy, Sophia added. Like two cannoli under a blanket of mozzarella. Blanche's eyes narrowed, and Rose noticed spots of pink appearing on Blanche's cheeks. That woman, Blanche practically spat, she's been trying to get her claws into him when I clearly found him first. Maybe that's why he didn't answer the phone this morning. She could have been seducing him over room service eggs Benedict. Blanche pressed a hand to her chest as if the idea were too terrible to bear. Rose thought that sounded rather unsan unsanitary. I don't know why it's unsanitary, but she she didn't have the time to ask questions. So I just like that part about the Aix Benedict because I like Aix Benedict and then just the the that woman. She's been trying to get her claws in him when I found him first.

SPEAKER_04

It's just that little commentary every like you go a page and then there it is again. Or there's a one-liner from Sophia, or there's Dorothy with her sarcasm. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Dorothy.

SPEAKER_04

Or Blanche with her, ooh, look that man. You know?

SPEAKER_02

Dorothy. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04

It was just yeah, it was cute. Did you have anything else you want to talk about?

SPEAKER_01

Um, I'm gonna see if I can pull up real quick. You're audible. I want to see if they can pull up how they say it. Yeah, let me see. Okay.

SPEAKER_00

Uh old folks homes, can you believe that? The general said it was genius. It was, Dorothy said, trying to keep him talking about it.

SPEAKER_04

Dorothy. Dorothy. See, that's actually that voice of that narrator is I feel like actually really good for this book.

SPEAKER_01

It was.

SPEAKER_04

Um because she sounds a bit older, but she sounds like she has a lot of character in her voice.

SPEAKER_01

She switched it up for every character. Oh, that's good. Like some of the past books have had two narrators, but this one was one, and she just did different accents. And even for like um uh who is the cousin that's the elder in St. Olaf. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_04

Gustav or Gus. I don't even know how she pronounced it because I Gustav. Gustav. Gustav, or uh yeah, it's different from the other Gustavs of her family.

SPEAKER_01

And that was the funny part, is when she said it, it was like Gustav. No, this is Gus Gustav, not Gustav, this is Gustav. And then in the book it says with not a change of inflection in her voice or whatever. It's like she said it the exact same way. Um, but when she when when he was speaking, she actually did like kind of like a uh she put a like a German twist on it. Uh so it kind of made me feel like everything was um or or sorry, not German.

SPEAKER_04

I say German, Norwegian, yes, because they all talked about their Norwegian roots a lot.

SPEAKER_01

Norwegian, okay. Um, so she put kind of like a Norwegian accent on like a male deeper voice, and then for each of the ladies gave a different voice. So it was really entertaining. Yeah, that's why I also found it entertaining, is because the way that the good narrator. Yes, good narrator.

SPEAKER_04

So good to know.

SPEAKER_01

Um, but other than that, I don't really have much more on it, unfortunately.

SPEAKER_04

Well, speaking of narrators, I really, really hope you like the narrator of the next books we're gonna read because I've heard her voice. So hopefully you like it.

SPEAKER_01

The narrator's voice? Is it the author's voice? No. Who is the what is the book? What are we seeing? Wait, oh okay.

SPEAKER_04

So what did you rate this one?

SPEAKER_01

We're done. Yeah. Okay, I'm closing.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

What do you rate this one?

SPEAKER_01

Um, I give this a two, five.

SPEAKER_04

I gave it a two only because like it was really good, but it's not something I would pick.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. My ratings have been way better than yours recently.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, they have.

SPEAKER_01

And I understand that last week it was one of my books, so obviously I would like it better.

SPEAKER_04

What was our last book?

SPEAKER_01

Fear and loathing.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

But I mean, I gave it an easy two five. Maybe I was going in last week. I went, I told you that my ratings have changed. And now I'm like two five. And you're like, two. Maybe this was like a one-eight. No, I found it entertaining. I thought it was cute. It was cute for not knowing the golden girls, only knowing that Betty White was in it. I think that murder by cheesecake. Can I see it? I'm gonna give my little endorsement. Okay. Oh, you miss her? Did you know her?

SPEAKER_04

No, but I loved everything she was in. Like the last one that I saw with her was the proposal, and she was just dancing around the fire with Sandra Bullock. Oh, that hurt.

SPEAKER_01

Murder by Cheesecake is not only a cozy mystery. Wait, is that what it says?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

A golden girl's cozy mystery. Not only not only is you can't snort, babe, because then it's gonna pick up on my my ad read that I'm doing. Go for it. Not only is not only is murder by cheesecake a golden girls cozy mystery, it's a 2.5 on the JD scale, which is pretty entertaining. For not knowing anything about the Golden Girls, I would recommend that you pick this book up and give it a little gander. Maybe sniff it if you want. But uh Okay, that was it.

SPEAKER_04

The JD rating scale. Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_01

Let's go and catch on. JD rating scale. That's 2.5.

SPEAKER_04

So we're gonna put that down because we're done with it. All right, we're gonna go. It's adorable. Y'all should read it if you want something cozy. Give me a second.

SPEAKER_01

One.

SPEAKER_04

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

Did you bring that whole stack in? I thought that was just an ear from earlier. I didn't realize the ear. Are you about to bring that whole stack? Oh my goodness. What is it? Okay, I'm excited.

SPEAKER_04

So I've been dying for you to read this. I thought it was. He knows.

SPEAKER_01

I don't know.

SPEAKER_04

I have been dying for him to read this. It is my favorite series. It is a fantasy. Yes, it is labeled young adult, but I feel like a lot of its readers are our age.

SPEAKER_01

Bet type stuff.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, sorry, that was a little heavy.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. Throne of Glass.

SPEAKER_04

We are gonna read the Throne of Glass series. We may do parts because some of these books are like a thousand pages long. But to start, we are not reading the novellas first.

SPEAKER_01

What's that mean?

SPEAKER_04

First off, don't question yet. We will explain that later.

SPEAKER_01

It's gonna take two months.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, about definitely if we break it in parts.

SPEAKER_01

Well, if we break it in parts, it's gonna take longer because there's eight books and that's two months.

SPEAKER_04

Well, these ones we're not gonna break apart. These ones we're not gonna break apart. We may do this one, but we may not.

SPEAKER_01

So we gotta do all those in one week?

SPEAKER_04

These three will have to be done in one week. The top three.

SPEAKER_01

One week. Each. Right. And if you want that's almost a month.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, and if you want, well, no, we can take a break and go to a different book just to get your mind okay.

SPEAKER_01

We're doing a book a week for three weeks.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Three books, so that's almost a month.

SPEAKER_04

And then with these, definitely with these last ones, we're gonna split. But with this one, we may split or we may not. This one is my favorite of the series.

SPEAKER_01

So it won't take about two months. It will take over two months.

SPEAKER_04

About. I'm so excited.

SPEAKER_01

It's gonna take about two months. About. It's gonna take over two months.

SPEAKER_04

About.

SPEAKER_01

So that's gonna take nine months.

SPEAKER_04

Nope. I have it all planned out. Okay. So there is a debate.

SPEAKER_01

Is this the one with the dragons?

SPEAKER_04

There are dragons in the fourth book and onward.

SPEAKER_01

And this is the one where she's in the fourth wing. No. But you said the fourth book has dragons, and they have dragons in the fourth book wing.

SPEAKER_04

There are dragons in the book that's called fourth wing. Fourth wing. This is not fourth wing. No, this is the wing. Same author. No, different author. This is Sarah J. Mass.

SPEAKER_01

Bodies, Jenova Rose has the other one.

SPEAKER_04

No.

SPEAKER_01

Fourth Wing is uh this one.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, Rebecca Yarros. Yeah, we just finished that one. No, we didn't. We left it unfinished.

SPEAKER_01

We didn't finish that one. Yeah. We covered that one. Okay.

SPEAKER_04

We are gonna read a Rebecca Yarros book that we will finish called The Last Letter, that I absolutely loved, and I cried my eyes out.

SPEAKER_01

Alright. I'm catching on to what you're throwing down.

SPEAKER_04

So there is a debate on whether you read the novellas first, which is basically the main character's backstory. There are, I think, five in here. Or if you read the first book of this series, which is Throne of Glass.

SPEAKER_02

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

And my thing, it's a very heated topic on Bookstagram and all that fun stuff. Um book talk, whatever. Um my thing is you read it when the main character you read the prequels when the main character wants you to read it, and when Sarah J. Mas recommended you read it.

SPEAKER_01

And when did that happen? I think she said after you had it all planned out.

SPEAKER_04

I'm having a bad day, okay? Um, I think she said after the second or third book, but I personally am gonna have you read this after the second one because that's when the main character gives a piece of herself to someone else, and you will see what I mean when you get there. Because that's when she's like, you get to know me now.

SPEAKER_01

I'm gonna really try to go into this with a very open mind.

SPEAKER_04

Please do, because also there's another debate. I'm not gonna make you do this because I didn't get the option to do that, because these came out when I was reading the series. So I did not get an option, so you're gonna read this how I read it. Tower of Dawn, right here and Empire of Storms, so these two. A lot of people think you should tandem read it. When my future sister-in-law borrowed these books, Beth, I told her what the internet said that you should tandem read it. I told her what I did, which I read them as they came out, so I did not get the chance to tandem read. Because these two books happen at the same time, but they have different characters in them. She said that I wish I would not have tandem re read them because I wanted that cliffhanger at the end of cli at the end of Empire of Storms. So you're gonna read them individually.

SPEAKER_01

Would tandem reading be like one chapter, one chapter, one chapter, one chapter.

SPEAKER_04

It's more like five chapters seven than three, then yeah. So we're not doing that.

SPEAKER_01

Why would you five seven three?

SPEAKER_04

It's whatever the you have to look up the guide online. We're not doing that. So, do you want to hear what Can you take a breath? Yeah, I'm so excited.

SPEAKER_01

I can tell.

SPEAKER_04

Like, I'm so excited for you to read this.

SPEAKER_02

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

Or listen to it. Okay. So the first book starts off very I guess you could say elementary because it's super simple. Just so simple. She has one objective and that's it, okay? We're not I'm not reading the back yet. Okay. She has one objective, and then she can hopefully be free, basically.

SPEAKER_01

And her name's Sarah.

SPEAKER_04

No. That's the author. Hold on. But the plot of this one is it seems super simple and elementary, but it is so worth it to get into this to connect the dots coming from here down. It is a crazy story. Now, do you want to hear what the first book's about? Absolutely, boo. You are not excited.

SPEAKER_01

I am I am very excited to read eight of these books about dragons.

SPEAKER_04

Well, the dragons don't come until I think this book. And he his name's Abraxos, and he's my favorite. Him in Manon. I call her a man in because I didn't listen. Apparently it's called her name's Manon.

SPEAKER_01

I like Naan bread.

SPEAKER_04

I do too. Okay. You ready? Throne of Glass by Sarah J. Mass. In a world without magic, an assassin is summoned to the castle. She comes not to kill the vicious king who rules from his throne of glass, but to win her freedom. If she defeats 23 killers, thieves, and warriors in a competition, she will be released from prison to serve as the king's champion. Her name is Selena Sardothian. The crown prince will provoke her, the captain of the guard will protect her, and a princess from a faraway land will befriend her. But something evil dwells in the castle, and it's there to kill. When her competitors start dying one by one, Selena's fight for freedom becomes a fight for survival and a desperate quest to root out the evil before it destroys her world.

SPEAKER_01

Type stuff. Let's go.

SPEAKER_04

I'm kind of worried.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I'm not into Game of Thrones and stuff. Is this Game of Thrones?

SPEAKER_04

No.

SPEAKER_01

Oh. Throne of Glass is not Game of Thrones. Is it related at all?

SPEAKER_04

Nope.

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Okay.

SPEAKER_01

This is not Lord of the Rings either, right?

SPEAKER_04

Nope.

SPEAKER_01

This is not Harry Potter.

SPEAKER_04

Nope. I should make you read Harry Potter, though. That one's a good one.

SPEAKER_01

Harry Potter, I think I could, I think I could get down with that. My uh 11-year-old nephew just read it and he really likes it. I think that I'm on that reading level. So maybe I'd maybe I'd be enjoyed by it. Maybe I'd be enjoyed by it.

SPEAKER_04

Well, maybe since this is our biggest series of the year, I will give you a break and we'll do it. It's gonna take a quarter of the year. No, it'll be fine. Just enjoy it. That's what Jesus said. Please just enjoy it. I really hope you do. Because this is my favorite. Even your mom said she was gonna read this. I'm like, heck yeah. It made me excited that she said she should read it.

SPEAKER_01

Um, okay, cool. Well, I don't know what to expect. I didn't really get much off the back of that. So no.

SPEAKER_04

Again, super simple. She goes into a competition and tries to survive.

SPEAKER_01

Neat. And what's the person's name?

SPEAKER_04

Selena Sardothi. Selena Sardothian.

SPEAKER_01

Selena Sardothian. Alright. Well, boo, we have covered Murder by Cheesecake. We have given it our ratings of two and a two-five. We are now moving on to Throne of Glass. Throne of Games. Throne of Glass. Glass of Thrones.

SPEAKER_04

Throne of Glass.

SPEAKER_01

And I have We are now moving on to Throne of Glass.

SPEAKER_04

And I have all the originals. This is the original artwork.

SPEAKER_01

Why are those small and those are big?

SPEAKER_04

Because these were already published. I prefer paperback. These were already published before I got to this one. And by the time I got to this one, it came out only in hardbacks. So I had to get it because the story was that good. So I had to read it right away. And the same with these. So I only have the hardbacks of those.

SPEAKER_01

You speak fast when you're excited.

SPEAKER_04

I do.

SPEAKER_01

I heard that you got a book and you went. Alright. Well, um, do you have anything else to add? I know that you're really excited. Anything else?

SPEAKER_04

I'm really excited.

SPEAKER_01

All right, boo. Look into that camera right there and use one word or one phrase to end us. Yay. I'm surprised you didn't say I'm really excited. I've really cut it.