The Durr Burger Special

Durr, that’s my burger—durr. We taped ourselves listening to Yebba’s new album Jean. We also have VIP tickets to see her Chicago show, but that’s not part of it. Anyway, we forgot about copyright law, but we were still able to dissect it and bring you The Durr Burger Special. Alysa Liu, come on the pod.

Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:01

Let's get into the album.

SPEAKER_00 0:03

Oh my god, I can't breathe. I have like an ice cream waiting for me in the free freezer.

SPEAKER_02 0:11

I can't breathe. I can't breathe.

SPEAKER_00 0:13

Yeah, but I took my breath away. Um I need this ice cream, I'm gonna eat start eating around song. How many songs are there?

SPEAKER_02 0:21

There's 14.

SPEAKER_00 0:23

Oh fuck, okay. Around song seven.

SPEAKER_02 0:27

Seven, okay. Seven is called of course.

SPEAKER_00 0:30

Der Another way to say. Would you guys buy a shirt that says deer burger or period burger burger? Not affiliated with no affiliation at all with with at all. All affiliation to do with deer burger. Oh my god. Okay. Play the motherfucking oval.

SPEAKER_02 1:07

Okay.

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Bam. Bam. Bam bam bam. The roast when the roast hits.

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Oh my god, yeah, literally.

SPEAKER_00 1:16

Wait, I that was crazy, but I like it.

SPEAKER_02 1:18

That was crazy. What song are we on? Can I get my ice cream? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:21

I can get my ice cream. Oh my god, you're so right. Do you want anything?

SPEAKER_02 1:26

No, I'm okay right now. Okay, so ice cream more important than my grave. And you're fucked. And you're fucked. Ooh, okay. That was that was of course. This is delicate roots.

SPEAKER_00 1:46

Ow! That was an of course, I was of curse.

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I was of curse. Of curs. I want my expensive purse. Of curse. I'm gonna start.

SPEAKER_00 1:59

We need to start saying of curse.

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Oh my god, stop. Okay, delicate roots.

SPEAKER_00 2:03

Do you want more ice cream? Of curse. Oh my god. Okay, delicate.

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Bitch, of curse.

unknown 2:14

Okay.

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Delicate roots. Of course. Delicate roots.

SPEAKER_01 2:19

Oak curse and duer burger, same thing.

SPEAKER_00 2:21

What shirt will you guys buy? Tell us.

SPEAKER_01 2:23

Of course, derberger. Okay, yeah, yeah, big curse.

SPEAKER_00 2:50

Teddy. I piece can be Oh my god. Can you imagine we should host we should um What is that announced? The Olympics Can you imagine? We're still high on the test because we make the happy Please National Intational Intelli The Opening Series Oh my Oh my god. That was a really good one. That was good.

SPEAKER_02 4:16

That was good. That was good. That was quick. Next is Waterfall, so we'll skip, but we'll go to the last one. We're gonna skip, we're gonna skip.

SPEAKER_00 4:23

So we're gonna skip. I love that song.

SPEAKER_02 4:25

It's so good. We're gonna get the last 15 seconds.

SPEAKER_00 4:28

The best.

SPEAKER_02 4:30

The best. Oh, was it Derberger?

SPEAKER_00 4:34

Did it start with Derberger or did it start with on top of Curse? Of Curse. What was the last thing we said? Okay, what is it? Alyssa Lur. Alyssa Lou.

SPEAKER_02 4:47

Oh, this is This is Interlude One.

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Alyssa Lou come on the pod.

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She would have loved that.

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We need to come to her. Because we need her to show us Oakland.

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Well duh du.

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Bigger burger burger.

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Der Burger. This is interlude one.

SPEAKER_00 5:03

I'm going der burger. Like dateside. You can't I'm going der burger boots.

SPEAKER_02 5:11

That's my dirt. That's my boost.

SPEAKER_00 5:13

That's der burger boots. No, no. That's my burger. Dirt, that's my burger, burger inventor. Or a burger. Do your burger burger.

SPEAKER_01 5:32

I'm that dirt of burger.

SPEAKER_00 5:35

That's my I'm that dirt of burger.

SPEAKER_01 5:37

Dirt, that's my ear. That's my dirt burger.

SPEAKER_00 5:42

Dirt, that's my burger duckle.

SPEAKER_01 5:47

Derry. That's my dirt.

SPEAKER_00 5:51

I just spent so much. Dirt, that's my burger du. Durbert of curs.

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Cause I'm the cause I'm that dirt.

SPEAKER_00 6:09

Oh god.

SPEAKER_02 6:12

We haven't even made it through interpreting. Everyone, mind you, and it's 17 seconds. It's really a 17 seconds.

SPEAKER_00 6:17

17 Okay, we need to stop. Lock, glock, lock, lock. Lock Glock.

SPEAKER_01 6:24

Dirt. That's my dirt burger.

SPEAKER_00 6:29

Wait, why is the other?

SPEAKER_02 6:31

Oh, seven years. This is my song. I claimed this.

SPEAKER_00 6:33

Alyssa Lou. Zara Larson come on the pod.

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Oh, shh. Pink Panthers come on the pod.

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Every live performance of Stateside. With Alyssa Lua with the scary.

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And us commentating.

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Us commentating the whole time. Yeah! With instead of the the song, it's us singing it.

SPEAKER_01 6:56

It's Zara and Pink Dancers singing it. Oh my god! Good jur!

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Like full dancers and everything. And we're just like sitting there like so happy.

SPEAKER_02 7:06

Okay, seven durs to go. Seven doers.

SPEAKER_00 7:12

Seven deers.

SPEAKER_01 7:13

Seven burgers. Seven burgers. Seven years. Onika burgers. Onika burger. Burger equals burger.

SPEAKER_00 7:30

Onika equals jer. Burgers equals burgers.

SPEAKER_02 7:39

Oh you're so me hurt. Yes it does.

SPEAKER_00 7:44

No, it doesn't. No.

SPEAKER_02 7:49

Wait, you know his birthday is tomorrow? Like Saturday?

SPEAKER_00 7:54

That should be his whole episode. Bird jagger burger.

SPEAKER_02 8:09

Water and wanderless. This is the last song.

SPEAKER_00 8:19

Yeah. Great. Great. We'll fly you early. I know you fly us out.

SPEAKER_02 8:36

You fly us out, bro.

SPEAKER_00 8:38

You have the limit of money.