Messy Genes
Two Sisters. Too opinionated. Zero Clue.
We’re Carly and Cindy, and we were raised to be obedient, modest, and quiet. Instead, we got divorced, left the church, and started a podcast. Messy Genes is where we unpack everything from religious deconstruction to dating after 7-20 years of marriage—with a lot of sarcasm, sister banter, and oversharing along the way.
If you've ever been labeled “too much,” “too loud,” or just plain “too messy,” you're in the right place. Grab a drink and join us as we laugh, rant, and unlearn the stuff we were told was sacred.
Messy Genes
Messy Mormon Men: Priesthood Authority? More like Penishood Audacity
In this episode of the 'Messy Genes' podcast, hosts Carly and Cindy engage in lively banter and humorous anecdotes about their personal journeys and recent hectic schedules. They dive into a collection of outrageous and often shocking experiences shared by listeners regarding interactions with Mormon men. Topics range from inappropriate comments and behavior to the pressures and absurdities linked to religious expectations. The episode also touches on serious issues like sexual assault, with added light-hearted moments as the hosts lampoon the eccentricities and bizarre attitudes they've encountered. Trigger warnings are given for sensitive content.
00:00 Introduction and Setup
03:09 Welcome to Messy Genes
03:41 Weekly Struggles and Podcast Challenges
05:17 Cunty Positives and Negatives
09:07 Personal Stories and Experiences
12:22 Crazy Mormon Men
13:48 Crazy Things Mormon Men Have Said
13:57 Personal Stories of Audacity
19:03 Embarrassing and Outrageous Moments
23:07 Sexual Assault and Trigger Warnings
27:50 Masturbation and Mission Presidents
29:39 Hurtful Words from Family