Messy Genes
Two Sisters. Too opinionated. Zero Clue.
We’re Carly and Cindy, and we were raised to be obedient, modest, and quiet. Instead, we got divorced, left the Mormon church, and started a podcast. Messy Genes is where we unpack everything from religious deconstruction to dating after 7-20 years of marriage—with a lot of sarcasm, sister banter, and oversharing along the way.
If you've ever been labeled “too much,” “too loud,” or just plain “too messy,” you're in the right place. Grab a drink and join us as we laugh, rant, and unlearn the stuff we were told was sacred.
Messy Genes
Messy Dating: "We Don't Want This."
Welcome back to our Messy Dating Series!
Disasters and Dream Dates
Carly and Cindy dive into their hilarious, cringe-worthy, and sometimes shocking dating stories. They discuss quirky dating experiences, odd hookups, and encounters with unsavory characters. Listeners contribute their own tales, including everything from awkward drug deal dates to white supremacy rallies, highlighting the wide range of dating horrors that people endure. The sisters also reflect on their ideal first dates, emphasizing the importance of a well-planned, assertive, and enjoyable experience. They wrap up by urging listeners to rate, review, and share the podcast to make ‘Messy Genes’ their full-time gig.
00:00 Introduction and Sisterly Bond
00:24 Underwear Confessions
03:23 Podcast Feedback and Singing Memories
06:43 Love Island Drama
19:54 Crazy Dating Stories
32:53 Arrested Development and Awkward Dates
33:51 A Scary Date in Provo Canyon
35:51 Men's Fears vs. Women's Realities
48:03 A Bizarre Date with a Toothbrush
50:09 From Mormonism to Evangelical Christianity
51:52 Artificially Inseminating Reindeer
56:01 A Traumatic Experience with Marines
01:02:48 Dream Dates and Final Thoughts