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June Got Hands! Father's Day, Protests, Glitter & Gossip...
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Whew, buckle up baby—this week we’re in our feels AND our petty! This episode we’re talking bout Father’s Day, family grief, and the type of relationship each host has had with their father over the years.
Then, we're dissecting the BET Awards and how they tried to resurrect 106 & Park like it’s Thriller! Who schedules an award show on a Monday night anyway?! At least we know who gave best performance 😉
We dive into some of our favorite (and most chaotic) Classic Black Films, and Tyler Perry’s new movie “Straw”? Yeah… somebody please pull the plug on that man's pen and STAT!
Meanwhile, World Pride gave glitter and glory, but Florida? Still out here actin’ like we’re in 1942! We’re highlighting our gay artists of the week—Saucy Santana and Renee Rapp along with celebrating emerging LGBT+ artist Duran Bernarr.
We ain't forget about how Miss Nene Leakes shook the timeline with her messy takes on dating men who are attracted to transwomen—let's talk about it! It’s raw, it’s reckless, and it’s real—so grab your drink, light that blunt, and press play. Let’s Get CNXCLD! 🔥🎙️📽️
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Speaker 1:Let's Get Cancelled.
Speaker 2:With Just Show.
Speaker 1:And Scooby-Doo, where every week is a new cancellation waiting to happen.
Speaker 2:You've been warned. No script, no cap, two mics, one mission Shake the internet, ay, shake it and shake it, bitch internet. Shake it and shake it, bitch Little shaker, little shaker. You know what, though? This week, motions has been swinging. Today we're talking about fathers, father's Day, fields and family. That's a little bit.
Speaker 1:And baby how the BET Awards tried to resurrect music and careers, resurrect Plus. World Pride came through looking like a glittery revolution, but why Florida acting like it's 1942 with these damn protests? The protests, the protests.
Speaker 2:Woo, we gonna talk about it, friend, but hold up, we gonna talk about Miss Nene, how she done stirred the motherfucker pot again.
Speaker 1:Not again.
Speaker 2:Yes, over here talking about dating premises and mamas had the timeline shaken, but we not gonna forget about Tyler Perry and his new movie Scrawl. Somebody need to snatch that pen back immediately.
Speaker 1:Okay, so you know what? So, if you ready for unfiltered opinions, uncensored tea and unapologetic laughs, grab your drink and light something up, because this episode it's getting canceled. But correct, cheers, friend Cheers. But before we get canceled, how was your week, friend? It's giving Canceled, but correct, cheers, friend Cheers. But before we get canceled.
Speaker 2:How was your week, friend?
Speaker 1:My week actually has been good Because I took a little break from all the extra shit I've been doing.
Speaker 2:Tell me more about that.
Speaker 1:You know, like I didn't have to go do the extra work that I was gonna do I planned on doing due to the rain, which is okay, we love a good rain going to do.
Speaker 2:I planned on doing due to the rain which is okay.
Speaker 1:We love a good rain, we sure do. And I got to relax. I got to catch up on a little bit of TV, I got to get some chores done, I got to shave my head.
Speaker 2:What kind of TV you was watching.
Speaker 1:I ain't going to lie. I'm catching up on Jenny and Georgia, or Georgia and Jenny, which one ever it is, I don't know because who is them? It's a mom and a daughter, but they got a little son and brother. Which is crazy because they took too long to do this season, Literally they tried to they on season 3 or 4.
Speaker 1:I don't know. I don't know. They on season 3 or 4 and I want to say it's 4. But they waited so long for this season they tried to pick up where they left off on the last season why the little boy grew up. He got a growth spurt he the same person he the same person?
Speaker 1:no, it's the same boy. He just had a growth spurt, but they tried to make it seem like, oh, this season's leaving off where y'all left off on the last season and I'm not gonna spoil it because I don't know where everybody's at, but, like, if you watch it, you'll see what the fuck I'm talking about.
Speaker 2:That's the one. That's the one you know. You've been telling me about them, hoes, for a minute.
Speaker 1:You need to watch it.
Speaker 2:I don't know, I'm not really fans of people named Jenny and Georgia.
Speaker 1:I think you should watch it and then change your mind about it Hold up.
Speaker 2:What kind of show is it?
Speaker 1:A drama A little bit.
Speaker 2:It's got some comedy to it, though it's relevant.
Speaker 1:Is it a little murder? It's got a little murder in there.
Speaker 2:They're killing people. Okay, well, I may have to watch it.
Speaker 1:I feel like you would love Georgia.
Speaker 2:That's the black one.
Speaker 1:No, that's the white one, the that's the black one.
Speaker 2:No, that's the white one. The mom, okay, I'm feeling.
Speaker 1:Caucasian already oh wow, how was your week?
Speaker 2:Friend my week. Yeah Well, of course, aside from the rain, because you know we in Florida Bobhole-ass weather.
Speaker 1:I was just going to say that.
Speaker 2:It's crazy. It's crazy Bobhole-ass weather, you know. But you know I love a good rain. One thing I'm going to do is take a nap.
Speaker 1:You don't need rain to take a nap.
Speaker 2:I mean my friend, a good little rain, it helps, right, I love it.
Speaker 1:But you're a different kind of breed. Like it don't take much for you to take a nap.
Speaker 2:But it helped though.
Speaker 1:Okay, how'd the rest of your week go?
Speaker 2:The rest of the week was pretty good though.
Speaker 1:I was laying at work for a minute, you know I had popped back in for work because I was feeling my little mental awareness.
Speaker 2:You know my little. You know I had to go into my jizz and I I had to go into my jizz. I came back to work. I slayed the first two days. We're going to talk about the rest, for right now. It was, I realized, at a point where I can't crash out at work. I can't crash out at work, no more At all.
Speaker 1:We're elevating, we're no longer crashing out at work. We're just. We're going to crashing out at work. We're just.
Speaker 2:You know, we're gonna do it the professional way yeah, but, friend, it's been a minute since I had to talk to people on the phone. That's true, it's been a minute. So what you not gonna do, you know, is tell me what I'm gonna do, knowing I know my job and you calling cause you, you know what. I'm not going to get into all of that.
Speaker 1:We'll save it for another episode Because we both work at a call center type-esque job, so we got shit to talk about on that one, because y'all motherfuckers going to be motherfucking playing honey.
Speaker 2:Y'all need to calm down.
Speaker 1:Y'all need to learn some customer service before y'all try to go talk about customer service, so especially over the phone clock it because anybody got time for that at the fuck up bitch you right, it's for another episode, because I hope you done got into that.
Speaker 2:Ass ain't got time for that. So can we get into what's going on like for the week and it's father's day? It is, it is it's father's day. Well, first of all, I just want to give a good shout out to all the fathers out there, the good ones that's the key point the good ones, the ones that right, you go first, friend, you go first the good ones, the ones that's out here providing for your child, spending time with your child.
Speaker 2:I don't give a fuck what you're going through, but you making you, making it work for your child or children you like fuck child support and I got time for none of that. But at the end of the day, real fathers you showing up bitch. They know who the fuck you is, they know what the fuck you do. They ain't gotta worry about calling no other nigga father. The real fathers.
Speaker 1:Wow.
Speaker 2:Happy Father's Day for y'all.
Speaker 1:Period. And that means like I need this to be real clear you showing up as a father without being asked to be shown up as a father. That's the fucking key, right there because I don't know about you, friend, but my father had to be asked to show up as a father, and you know what maturing is realizing that my father had to be asked to show up as a father. And you know what Maturing Maturing is realizing that my father had way more children than I understood.
Speaker 2:Uh-uh, not, he was a rolling stone.
Speaker 1:He was, he was.
Speaker 2:Whatever he was.
Speaker 1:And I'm saying was Like I don't know if that man's alive or not. So I'm just going to keep saying in the past tense, because there we are.
Speaker 2:Well, we're going to just say that he is. We're going to speak down to his essence. I believe he is he over there shopping at Shiggy Kind.
Speaker 1:We'll get there later, but can we talk about your father, who I got to meet?
Speaker 2:Oh, you did a couple times right.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, not even one time. That's crazy, yeah, okay, so I'll talk about Joe. Let's see, I'll talk about him for a little bit. Okay, because it is Father's Day weekend. I don't want to get too emotional, but I'll be really transparent.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2:When I had my initial podcast Cups of. Joe podcast. I'm going to shout it out, you know Wow. But when I had my initial, First season all episodes out now, you know, on all platforms Atlas Tripper. You know. But at that time when I was filming and recording and stuff, my dad and I did not have a great relationship.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:And it was on some because of my sexuality and what I thought. But, however, after I would say probably, oh, I forget the year. I want to say 2020, yeah, 2023. We had the conversation about like, we had like a is it 23 or?
Speaker 1:22 was it when we lived in Jacksonville yeah, but you left so, oh, so it was right after I left.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was the summer of when you left, so it's 23. Yeah 23 when you left, so it was 23. Yeah, 23 when you left and I literally sat down with I was like I don't even know why we sat down and had talked, but it was just basically like a two, three hour conversation of like why I felt, how I felt and like how he felt, how he felt, and he felt like basically like I didn't care for him at all, like regardless of my sexuality.
Speaker 1:And I'm like yo.
Speaker 2:Had I known that, you know, it would have been something totally different.
Speaker 1:But did you tell him how you felt?
Speaker 2:Yeah, of course I told him. You know, it felt, because of my sexuality, a lot of it. And he, he, he of course confirmed it, but he was like, of course I'm his only son. He of course confirmed it. But he was like, of course I'm his only son. And it was just one of those things where, damn, you know, like my only son is gay, you know. And then, like I'm in the church and I'm pastoring and I'm preaching and I'm doing all this stuff and I have a whole son, only son. That, you know, is out in this motherfucker for lack of a better word sinning.
Speaker 1:Well but well. So my question to you is how did y'all resolve it? Like, where were y'all at?
Speaker 2:You know we resolved it okay, so at the end we knew where we, where each other stood.
Speaker 2:Like he understood where I came from. I understood where he came from and at that point I feel like we went, we grew so much closer Because there were times where I wouldn't talk to him, I wouldn't answer his phone calls At all At all Like to be honest, transparent and there were times where he wouldn't answer mine Because, like, like, we have that type of mindset, like I'm gay but I still have this type of like mannerism and shit like that too. And but as far as us leaving it on a good note, I feel like in the year okay, because my dad passed in August of last year, 2024. And within that year, I feel like I got a lot back, that I had missed A lot of time and a lot of, you know, a lot of time and a lot more like just getting to know him. I literally just watched Harlem Nights, literally with him. I had never watched it.
Speaker 1:That's such a good movie.
Speaker 2:Right, I was like hold up. First of all, why you ain't never showed me this?
Speaker 1:I've been trying to tell you about that movie. That movie's hilarious.
Speaker 2:Oh my God. So this Father's Day, weekend Father's Day, I'm going to go to his favorite restaurant and I want you there with me, of course.
Speaker 1:Duh.
Speaker 2:For support, because I'm not really good with that in public. But I just want to go out to his favorite restaurant. I even want to watch one of his favorite movies.
Speaker 1:What's his favorite?
Speaker 2:restaurant. It's Elle House and he gets it's Miller Elle's house and he gets the fucking baby back ribs.
Speaker 1:You going to get some baby back ribs? I am, I'm going to eat them for her. I'm going to get a steak.
Speaker 2:That's the. You know, I'll get baby back, ribs and something else.
Speaker 1:I. Do you have a picture of him, like a picture that we can bring with us and sit on the table?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I have a couple. Okay, I have a couple.
Speaker 1:Like something that we can set, because that's what I did for my mom's birthday. I took her picture and I sat it on the table and I got a balloon and. I sat it there next to her picture and I just ordered my food and had a drink, and you know kind of just vibed out.
Speaker 2:I played a little music and stuff.
Speaker 1:I was by myself. I know you couldn't make it at that time due to your circumstances at the time, so it's okay. But, like you know, it was a very good experience and I'm happy to be there for you at this moment Because, looking back on it, I wish I would have had someone there because I cried in the booth by myself.
Speaker 2:Not crying friend, Don't cry in the booth with me.
Speaker 1:I'm not going to cry in the booth If I cry honey, you got to tell them on the shot. I got you. I'm not going to cry Period.
Speaker 2:I don't know. I just really wish a lot of the things that I know now about, like having conversations with my dad. I really wish like we would have been nipped everything in the bud.
Speaker 1:I'll tell you what At this point. Celebrate him because it is Father's Day, so celebrate him, that's what you got to do.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah, I will.
Speaker 1:A thousand percent. I'm gonna help you celebrate.
Speaker 2:Period, period.
Speaker 1:But we're not celebrating my father. Ow, my father is a Haitian man from Haiti, who he was there, but he wasn't there Like. I don't know how to explain that, like he was, in order to talk to him on the phone, I had to be like hey, mom, I got a father right Call him.
Speaker 2:I want to talk to him, so you had to take to him yesterday. Yeah, yeah, as a child, yeah.
Speaker 1:So that's how I would have to hear from them, or like by the time I was a teenager, then that's when things got real funny, because by teenage years I've discovered oh shit, you like women, lesbian Shit. I had a couple of lesbian-ish moments since the first grade, if I'm being honest that's the one, come on you know who you are.
Speaker 1:If you listen to this, I won't put your name out there, but you know who you are. It's been you. It was you who started it off. I know who you are. He doesn't. I don't. He doesn't know who you are. He's never, never, met you.
Speaker 2:I've been telling him to fact check me, keep every episode.
Speaker 1:Every episode. But we won't put this person's name out there because they're a family person, whatever Anyway.
Speaker 2:Can we talk about, though, also how? I don't know. I just feel like, and maybe I may ruffle a little feathers with this one, but I feel like, because you've lost a parent that you are able to-.
Speaker 1:Move on.
Speaker 2:You're able, you're easier for me to talk to about it. You know what I'm like. Yeah, it's kind of like that's not ruffling feathers, first and foremost. In my frame of mind.
Speaker 1:My mom passed away in 2014. It is 2025. I, I have healed. I have moments. Yeah, if you've ever lost a parent out there, you understand what I'm talking about. Like yeah, you have moments, but like it don't haunt you forever, it don don't.
Speaker 2:I feel, like it does Like right now, I guess because I'm in my, it's fresh. Yeah.
Speaker 1:It's fresh, literally. Yeah, I stop letting it affect me. Affect me, mm-hmm. Probably by the time I moved to Tampa, so that was in 2018-ish, so I want to say by 2019,. 2020 is when things started calming down for me. But when it comes to my fucking father, I feel like I've done most of the work. I did not hear from him for most of my adult years and I literally was like I think I remember where he lives. I drove over there and found him. I went to his house he still lived in the same house. I found his ass. I gave him my number. I gave him my address. I gave him my new number. I gave him my new address.
Speaker 2:Don't blow past like he wasn't chopping sugar.
Speaker 1:Man fuck all that.
Speaker 2:Fuck all that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he's got a great garden with sugar cane in it. He got great fruits, he got oranges, he got an apple tree. He got all types of shit. He's a Haitian. He got all types of shit. But as a father as a father, I've done most of the work.
Speaker 2:And it shouldn't be that way though.
Speaker 1:Granny, I'll give him this one thing when I did find him. I found him as me now Beard transitioned, voice change, all of that. I found him like this he didn't know who I was when I came to the door. Like when he answered the door, he's like how can I help you? I was like I'm your child, right. He's like who are you?
Speaker 1:So I told him my government name, my byline, the name I was given at birth, and he gave me a hug. He's like I've been looking for you, which sounds sweet. It sounds so sweet, all of this sounds so sweet. But how hard. And we had a great, good year of communication and then, by the time we had moved to Jacksonville, I had asked him for some help.
Speaker 1:I don't ask him for shit. I asked him for some help, he said he couldn't. I said, okay, him for shit. Yeah, I asked him for some help. He said he couldn't. I said okay. And then I tried to reach out to him again when we were in Jacksonville and his phone was turned off and I don't know where that nigga. I haven't heard from that nigga since the last time I heard from him was 2022.
Speaker 1:I was about to say that's been years 2022 is the last time I heard from him. Wow, my father. So happy Father's Day to all the fathers who are putting in the effort to be a father towards their children. We love y'all, we do.
Speaker 2:Period and I don't give a fuck if you haven't been putting it in before, as long as you're putting it in now and it's progress and it's making it happy fucking Father's Day Period. That's the motherfucking one Period. Now hold on, let's talk's the motherfucking one Period Now hold on.
Speaker 1:Let's talk about the motherfucking BET Awards.
Speaker 2:What you want to talk about. Bet Awards man.
Speaker 1:Because all right. So here's the thing.
Speaker 2:Don't do it what you want to talk about BET Awards for.
Speaker 1:Because, like it's 2025, and I would think that the award shows would give us more time, like they used to back in the day, like there was weeks of anticipation because an award show was about to come on. I had no idea that the BET Awards was on until the next day after they aired that's the one, first of all, they're supposed to be airing on Sundays.
Speaker 2:When has the BET Awards ever aired on a Monday?
Speaker 1:People gotta go to work, niggas just be doing shit and I don't have time for that. I don't have time for that.
Speaker 2:But you know what. Don't do that. Don't act like you was the nostalgia of it all, though.
Speaker 1:Because they did do 106 and Park and for all you millennials out there, for all you millennials, out there. If you heard 106 and Park, you'd be like, oh, I need to watch this. And that's how we felt, but it was too late. So you know, like we do, like good bumblebees, we went and watched what Fran.
Speaker 2:The Highlights.
Speaker 1:And that's the highlights.
Speaker 2:We don't not the highlights.
Speaker 1:We don't watch the highlights, we watch the performances, because that's all that matters. At an awards show, we don't care who won what, because at the end of the day, bet gave Best Gospel Award to Glorilla.
Speaker 2:Oh, Dietrich was so mad, Did you see him? I did Child hold up. What did I say, Did you? Oh well, was so mad, Did you see him? I did Child hold up. When did I say Dedrick? Oh well, first of all, I don't really listen to Ghost Spell like that, you know, but when was the last time that Dedrick really had a motherfucking hit?
Speaker 1:Sorry to this man, I don't even know this man.
Speaker 2:I didn't even know who he was until you. He had this one song Hold up. I got to look it up. I'm going to look it up. We'll keep talking about this BET Awards performance, but I'm going to look it up Because, bitch, that's crazy For you to get the audacity I mean Glorilla, yeah, duh, but it's the BET Awards fault. Don't rip that from Glorilla. Talk to the BET.
Speaker 1:Awards. She did not mean to make that shit no gospel-ass song like at first. She did Anyway. So I want to know who your favorite performance was at the BET Awards. After us watching the highlights, and I feel like it's my favorite performance, so we should probably say it at the same time.
Speaker 2:You ready.
Speaker 1:One, two, three Maya Right.
Speaker 2:Maya did her motherf. Uh right, maya did her thing. She did when she did, I said phone, but she didn't even say it like that. She said like whatever she said, but I knew she was gonna it up and guess what she did it's how she was still singing with that stick in her hand. She ain't playing, and that stick in her hand. She ain't playing, and that stick was heavy. Period, but hold up. Can we talk about them, thighs?
Speaker 1:Them thighs was fine. It was when she started clapping them thighs. She's like bop bop bop bop Period. First of all, I'm going to put this out there Maya is a Libra, so she's going to show up and show out every time. You know, most of those performances Was Libras.
Speaker 2:Well, we're talking. Well, ashanti did good, though Ashanti did what Ashanti did.
Speaker 1:You know who else was a Libra TI.
Speaker 2:But first of all, ti know he had to perform that song. Bring him out, ti know he had to perform that song. Bring him on. Bring him on TIP represent for the BIP.
Speaker 1:He heard the nightlife. That's where I'll be See my BIP. Yeah, he showed out. So let's talk about why Bow Wow decided to motherfucking sing that song, Like you with Ciara the ghetto, the ghetto, knowing damn well the ghetto like why are you being aggravating?
Speaker 2:well, he was shook it because he had just saw his abuser on the real coffee.
Speaker 1:No no, no, no, no. Really, we gonna leave eric a minute out of this one because, because, at the end of the day he was rehearsing that performance. I ain't never had nobody show me that.
Speaker 2:I think he better be glad that Russell wasn't though.
Speaker 1:Tackle his ass.
Speaker 2:Child, but Sue played his ass.
Speaker 1:Ooh, imagine if Russell tackled Lil Bow. Wow, ooh, oh, no, yeah, that band is dead. I said a little about. I said a little about Okay. So what was your least favorite BET Awards performance out of the 106 and Park Lineup?
Speaker 2:Keach Cole.
Speaker 1:Why.
Speaker 2:Because Don't nobody want to hear that. I love kish kov. I love I should have cheated. I love the way it is. I am an advocate for her first album. But what you will not do is come up here dressed like a flamingo that has been through Hurricane Katrina and sit up here and give us this fucking song with a fucking microphone, with the same twisted motherfucking neck. We are not doing that. We're not doing it.
Speaker 1:What about?
Speaker 2:Anne-Marie, anne-marie, she can't sign for us. Save her, goddamn life. But what she did, do she tried, she tried, did she not try? Amory, try. And I tell you how she tried. Y'all same that like that, that liked that song, one Thing. Then she couldn't sign in, and guess what? You gave her a hit. So guess what? She was out there like it's this one thing that got me tripping.
Speaker 1:It's that one thing that had her some money.
Speaker 2:Okay so, but I love her, but at the end of the day she could have gave us. Why do we want?
Speaker 1:She didn't even try. She didn't, she didn't try. You said, she tried, but she didn't.
Speaker 2:She did try.
Speaker 1:If that's the case, she didn't try, then no, no. That's what she tried doing okay, so my least favorite performance was B2K because of Razzby and Lil Fizz.
Speaker 2:Lil.
Speaker 1:Fizz is a stoner, razzby, give it up don't do Razzby like that you don't know the moves. You don't have the moves anymore. It's okay.
Speaker 2:Razzby know them. He's just trying to be the Michael of the group and he can't be the Michael of the group because there's no Michael of the group at all.
Speaker 1:No, the Michael, the wannabe Michael of the group is Omarion, so let's be clear about that.
Speaker 2:You know what I love him? I love me a good touch and a good oh and a good motherfucking entourage.
Speaker 1:He's all right.
Speaker 2:You know, icebox, where his heart used to be, when it used to be man. But he won't be. No, what would I be? You see he keep inviting them on tour.
Speaker 1:No, he need to go to Pride.
Speaker 2:Let's talk about that Omarion going to.
Speaker 1:Pride, yeah, yeah, he should know. Let's not talk about Mario and go to pride, but we should talk about pride.
Speaker 2:Oh world pride from. Dc area right and that's like the bay, that's. That's not the bay, but it's over in a panhandle. So we're gonna talk about where DC is where you might they over there with the thangs. Dc is over there On the left side. It's up there.
Speaker 1:You don't know where the White House is right.
Speaker 2:But it's two different Washingtons.
Speaker 1:Yeah, there's Washington and then there's Washington DC. So which? So what was that In DC?
Speaker 2:Oh, Well, let's talk about it.
Speaker 1:Right, all right. So yeah, world Pride.
Speaker 2:All that glitter and shit.
Speaker 1:All that glitter and shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, first of all, why is JLo there?
Speaker 1:because she has nowhere else to be. We didn't care for you at the AMAs. We don't care for you anywhere. You see, I don't even think I saw her at the Puerto Rican Day Parade.
Speaker 2:She ain't got nowhere to be yeah, after she done, walked this fucking block and told this man talking about y'all used to live here. Who are you?
Speaker 1:I'm Jennifer Talking about getting an orange drink.
Speaker 2:Jennifer who.
Speaker 1:Do you know how New York used to light up on TikTok over that shit?
Speaker 2:I love Jennifer Lopez, though Don't do her like that she a'ight, she a'ight.
Speaker 1:She a'ight, she's going downhill.
Speaker 2:We don't talk about how Paris Hilton was there.
Speaker 1:She was. You know what Paris Hilton reminds me of. She reminds me of that white bitch from Schitt's Creek. A little bit of Lexus. That's who she reminds me of. La, la, la, la, la, la, la la. A little bit of Lexus.
Speaker 2:I'm a little bit.
Speaker 1:I'm a little bit. I'm a little bit of la la la, la, la la la, a little bit of Lexus.
Speaker 2:You are not going to give Parasail too much. She's a February Aquarius.
Speaker 1:Leave her alone, it says a lot.
Speaker 2:You know who else was there and he going to be there every year.
Speaker 1:Dressed like somebody's auntie. Rupaul, oh, it was how he was out there, dressed like Beetlejuice.
Speaker 2:No, he was dressed like a bee people.
Speaker 1:A Beetlejuice. No, he was dressed like a beekeeper, a Beetlejuice beekeeper.
Speaker 2:A Beetlejuice beekeeper?
Speaker 1:Yes, you just took Beetlejuice and took a beekeeper hat and put it on there. That was how RuPaul looked.
Speaker 2:And we love us a good LaRue. We do, we really do, and y'all just up there just living his best life, honey.
Speaker 1:Who else was there? Tinashe? I don't even remember her performance.
Speaker 2:I'm loving it tonight Whoa she's had other songs we won't get into it.
Speaker 1:No, that's Seven. What's that girl's name?
Speaker 2:Seven Streeter.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but they all sounded like. I feel like they all came out at the same time.
Speaker 2:No, tinashe was dominating and then she fell out.
Speaker 1:But we'll talk about that With one song.
Speaker 2:No, with a couple, keep going.
Speaker 1:Yeah, rene Rapp was there.
Speaker 2:Keep going, yeah, rene.
Speaker 1:Rapp was there.
Speaker 2:It was the fact that. Did y'all see what she said about Tori? I feel like a lot of people get stabbed and that's okay. Maybe we should be doing it more, please. Maybe we should be stabbing more Shave in the pocket. She said people get stabbed every day and then play no games, babe. So what do you mean? That's why I fucks with her. She said people get stabbed every day and they play no games, babe.
Speaker 1:So like what do you mean? That's perfect babe.
Speaker 2:All right, wait Serve it babe.
Speaker 1:But yeah, you know what, For the most part I didn't watch the whole thing, and I know you didn't watch the whole thing.
Speaker 2:But DC Pride wasn't what it was supposed to be it wasn't.
Speaker 1:It wasn't like the way they had it at New York.
Speaker 2:Who finna sit up here and go to DC Pride? And that orange man in the office? I ain't finna go up there, fuck him, cheeto looking nigga, but you know what? Else, what's up, friend?
Speaker 1:I'm not the Cheeto looking.
Speaker 2:Well, we is.
Speaker 1:It's the Cheeto looking nigga for me.
Speaker 2:What leads us to our next point?
Speaker 1:some protests. Y'all saw them protests going on in California cause?
Speaker 2:why? Why they? Wanna do protests in Florida oh, and in Florida, did y'all hear that man in Brevard that man ain't playing with?
Speaker 1:y'all, y'all better be careful.
Speaker 2:I ain't playing with him, I ain't even going but you know what, though I understand it's supposed to be a peaceful-ass protest.
Speaker 1:Right. So why is y'all threatening my life?
Speaker 2:No, he said, if y'all hit one of my offices, if y'all do this, that yes, I understand.
Speaker 1:You going to the hospital or you going to jail?
Speaker 2:No, it's to tell your family where to find your remains.
Speaker 1:Oh wow, yeah, see family were to find your remains. Oh wow, see he was threatening folks.
Speaker 2:No, he said, you hear our officers, because why are you out here protesting and you throwing? Monotones at these motherfucking officers.
Speaker 1:We are in Florida.
Speaker 2:We have shown that we don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1:And then people want to move here and they don't want to give a fuck, and it don't even be Floridians that be doing it. It be people that move here that be doing it.
Speaker 2:It's about Florida man.
Speaker 1:Right. So if you ever look at Florida man, that man is not from Florida.
Speaker 2:He ain't. He lives here and never been At all. Fran, yes, did you see the conversation and post about Nene Leakes and TS?
Speaker 1:And you know, what's crazy is that we literally just had our episode drop, talked about it, and then this happens.
Speaker 2:Out of the whole shebang of my jiggas.
Speaker 1:Literally like. It's wild to see that and we love some Nene.
Speaker 2:I love me a good Nene.
Speaker 1:I don't even watch Real Housewives, but I like Nene Hold up.
Speaker 2:What's your favorite, little Nene-ism?
Speaker 1:So nasty and so rude. So nasty and so rude. And then my second one is don't make me go get pork chop. Pork chop, I got a third one, a white refrigerator.
Speaker 2:Girl, put on your shoes. That's going to get you out of my home.
Speaker 1:We love Nene.
Speaker 2:We love us a good Nene leagues baby. However, we are Okay, friend. I'm just going to say say this I understand where she was coming from. However, her delivery sucked. Her marketing team, or whoever needs to eloquently help her speak and navigate the thoughts to words, should have given her something, because, like the remark well, what was the remark?
Speaker 1:If he like, if he's attracted to you and he's attracted to me, then I don't want to be with him, right, or something along those lines.
Speaker 2:Because what do you mean by that? Could you elaborate a little bit more? Because, at the end of the day, now you're saying that if he's fucking with TS Madison, who's trans, a trans woman, and just because he's attracted to her, and then it got worse because TS Madison has her genitalia from when that she was biologically born with so it got worse that the fact that if someone likes TS Madison and someone likes Mimi, she don't want to be with that man.
Speaker 2:Right, well, you know what, which is okay, I'm going to get the clip.
Speaker 1:I'm going to play it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we're going to play it. Hold up, hold that moment.
Speaker 1:You know, a lot of men are in pain, but they don't say anything. I don't want to run into them, I don't want to date him. Nene, if you've dated me, I need you to like, nene, if you've dated, yeah, so the man gonna be sleeping with me and you. I don't want to talk to him, no more.
Speaker 2:However, it's dating preferences, though, I mean I get dating preferences, however. But she don't know what man she been with that already done, did some shit like that, and I think that's the point that TS Madison was trying to get across, Because at the end of the day, you done slept with Tom Dick and Henry.
Speaker 1:And don't know who they been with In your whole lifetime.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean. You don't know who the fuck they done been with, but at the end of the day, you won't sleep with a man that has been with TS Madison, but you'll sleep with a man that has been with 5,000 hoes Regular hoes the way Regular hoes, the way that y'all like to call them Right. So at the end of the day, your logic is unlogical.
Speaker 1:Unlogical.
Speaker 2:In my hold on. Is that Star Trek Unlogical or something like that? Yeah, that one, but yeah like. I don't think that. I don't think that.
Speaker 1:I feel like I know exactly where you're going. I don't feel like she meant it in a malicious way, because she loves the gays, she loves the LGBT community.
Speaker 2:However, she is showing exactly what you said she would be nothing without the community that's true.
Speaker 1:It's showing exactly what you said she would be nothing without the community. That's true, but I feel like she is showing exactly what we've been talking about is that black women have this tendency to do things where they're like oh we love y'all. We love y'all, but as soon as it has anything to do with them, and y'all, it's not okay it's not, then it's a problem then, it's a problem, then it's I can't mix.
Speaker 2:I can't do this because now I'm this and now I'm that. No, live your life right if you're.
Speaker 1:If you want to just spread them with things wild and be an eagle fly and if that man want to be with TS Madison and you, that man is not gay At all, he's attracted to women.
Speaker 2:That's the motherfucking one.
Speaker 1:What's the difference between him fucking you in the ass and her in the ass? That's the one. He's going to fuck you both in the ass.
Speaker 2:And guess what? And y'all don't look.
Speaker 1:That's the crazy part. It's like some of y'all be doing some freaky ass shit and don't give a fuck and they talk about oh, I would never, I will but y'all be doing some freaky ass shit and don't get, don't question, don't look at it, don't bat your eye twice about why he wants to do that right.
Speaker 2:That's the one. That's the one.
Speaker 1:That's the one A little stupid.
Speaker 2:A little stupid. I love that.
Speaker 1:But you know what? What? Let's talk about that new Tyler Perry movie. I'm going to say this what are you going?
Speaker 2:to say about the Tyler Perry movie.
Speaker 1:Tyler Perry, scraw'm going to say this what you going to say about the?
Speaker 2:Tyler Perry movie. Tyler Perry Scrawl, scrawl, scrawl. He's talking about Scrawl on that video.
Speaker 1:S-T-R-A-W.
Speaker 2:Scrawl.
Speaker 1:Scrawl. Ooh, you so black. I can't stand when niggas put S-T words and make them sound like SK.
Speaker 2:But we talking about it.
Speaker 1:We not talking about the same thing?
Speaker 2:Okay, so tell me more about this. First of all, what did you think while you was watching it? What was the?
Speaker 1:I was mad, I was mad, I was mad so much throughout the whole fucking movie. They had my girl fucked up Honey.
Speaker 2:why are you mad Bitch?
Speaker 1:first of all, fuck that motherfucking supervisor, that manager, fuck him. He got one to the dome and one to the chest right before you could.
Speaker 2:You gonna shoot him twice. Yes, bitch, oh, you're really going to jail, you're not calling the police Boop boop, that's the one. I wasn't gonna shoot him.
Speaker 1:I wasn't going to shoot him. I wasn't going to shoot him. I probably would have shot a towel. He's a dead man.
Speaker 2:Okay, well, let's talk about how she went to this motherfucking bank, though, to cash her motherfucking check. She went to cash her motherfucking check.
Speaker 1:What's that whole?
Speaker 2:name?
Speaker 1:I don't even know Tessa.
Speaker 2:Tessa.
Speaker 1:I feel like it's Tessa, that stupid bitch.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:All she wanted was $500. It was $520 or some shit.
Speaker 2:It was something real cheap.
Speaker 1:Real under $1,000.
Speaker 2:Real demure, real mindful.
Speaker 1:And then, ooh, Sherry Shepard, that little fucking character.
Speaker 2:That's why you can't trust a bitch with a blowout and a bob. She has a blowout bob. You can't trust a bitch with a blowout bob. You can't trust a with a blowout bob. You can't you can't there's in the history of. It has been proven look it up what sherry shepard had in the movie a blowout bob. She thought that was like that girl, stiff. Well, that was semi stiff, it was. That's what it was. It was.
Speaker 1:But it was a bomb for me, cause I know you fucking lying. And then every time she shows us shit, okay, like girl, get off. Tyler Perry did his big one with this one cause for the last couple ones, honey.
Speaker 2:He had been slipping.
Speaker 1:Beauty in Black has a great storyline, but the acting sucks.
Speaker 2:But I keep watching it. He should have got formidable characters.
Speaker 1:That's where I remember that girl from. Remember I kept saying I was like ooh, the girl that played Tessa. I was like damn, she look familiar, but I can't remember where I remember her from she over there in Beauty in Black she's in Beauty in Black and she aggravating in there too, she on season two or one. I think she's on both seasons. Yeah, I think she's a lawyer. She's one of the lawyers.
Speaker 2:Well, I'm going to have to watch. I don't know I might. I'll watch it with you.
Speaker 1:It's a good storyline.
Speaker 2:I don't know if the storyline's good, but the acting sucks. That's like 2B.
Speaker 1:You watched 2B.
Speaker 2:First of all, I watched.
Speaker 1:I watched this. Nigga was watching Hoochie Daddies.
Speaker 2:I wanted to see what the studs and the lesbians was doing out there in Jacksonville, florida. Why wasn't Anyways next up?
Speaker 1:You know I'm so sick of you.
Speaker 2:It was a good movie. Tyler Perry did this big one on that.
Speaker 1:He did that one.
Speaker 2:It was great, it was phenomenal. It will forever be great. It will be amazing. Would you watch it again Twice? I would, okay, I'd watch it twice.
Speaker 1:I'd watch it twice after that, I mean it ain't one of them days, let's watch it tomorrow.
Speaker 2:We'll watch it Monday. We're not going to watch it Monday. We're not gonna watch it Monday. Okay, friend, yes, what's your favorite black classic film?
Speaker 1:You know what Juneteenth is coming up, so Right round the com-com, I got a few. I ain't gonna lie, I got a few.
Speaker 2:Okay, but give me your. Okay, give me your one and tell me why. Real quick.
Speaker 1:All right, we'll start with my first one. My favorite classic black movie is Life.
Speaker 2:You talking about the one with Martin and Eddie, then yes. I know that movie.
Speaker 1:I know the script. Like I wrote that bitch.
Speaker 2:So if somebody kidnapped you and they said your ransom was for you to quote the movie by heart, are you going to get released?
Speaker 1:And I'll start from the very fucking beginning.
Speaker 2:Jesus, that's a real nigga movie.
Speaker 1:Okay, look like you're on your way, boys. That's how the movie starts.
Speaker 2:You know what it's giving what? Whatever bitch, I come in here and slap Hold on. What did he?
Speaker 1:say he said what about that?
Speaker 2:girl what?
Speaker 1:girl. Whatever bitch I started coming in here and choking, that's the girl.
Speaker 2:That's the one. You know what it was when the bitch was standing on bottles.
Speaker 1:Nah, nah. One of my favorite scenes when that was like we're looking for slip. Oh, that big ass show up. You talking about you, found him, found him.
Speaker 2:Is that for me? No, you know what it was. You're gonna eat your corn, that's my because I know you ain't over here talking about nobody eating nobody cornbread bitch yes bitch, do you see me? And I go for any other, y'all farmers period come on life is cute alright, your first one friend, I love me a good Friday.
Speaker 1:Matt, it's this Friday, you ain't got no job you ain't got no job, you ain't got shit to do. Ah.
Speaker 2:Yes, but I don't know. My favorite one like my favorite part on Friday was when he Miss Parker, the Miss Parker scene, okay.
Speaker 1:You gonna let me fuck Ms Parker.
Speaker 2:What'd you say?
Speaker 1:Huh, nothing, ah no, my favorite it's the beginning. What part? The Jehovah Witness? Ah Ooh, hello. Are you ready for Jehovah's return? Because if you ain't, I got this pamphlet right here. Well, fuck you half-dead motherfucker, let's go sister Friday was good.
Speaker 2:I love this little Friday.
Speaker 1:Out of all Fridays, which Friday you like the most? Christmas Friday after next, I feel like every nigga loves Friday after next.
Speaker 2:But I love Friday because it set the foundation. It's a classic. But Friday after next it's a classic. That shit's like. It's up there, it's up there.
Speaker 1:It is baby, what's?
Speaker 2:your next one? You not ready Child? It's up there, it is baby. What's your next one? You not ready child? You don't know me, the color purple, I guess he do know me.
Speaker 1:He might know me after all the color purple is a very good black classic. Like it's got history to it, it's got depth what kind of history. I mean, it dates back to those old times, you know, when niggas was free, but they wasn't cotton. Cotton.
Speaker 2:Who's gonna pick cotton?
Speaker 1:It was given sinners. Who's?
Speaker 2:gonna pick cotton.
Speaker 1:Without vampires.
Speaker 2:Well, we're gonna talk about that next week.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but it was good. It was good Like the color purple is up there.
Speaker 2:First of all, it's the fact you told your own daughter that whole ugly as hell.
Speaker 1:Not even five minutes into the movie.
Speaker 2:That's crazy to me.
Speaker 1:Not even five minutes.
Speaker 2:Because bitch wait what you got me fucked up, so I'm ugly to you Is Okay. Well then, nigga, fuck you.
Speaker 1:And he over here on his ugly ass horse. He got hand on you On top of me.
Speaker 2:You know what it's going to rain on your head? You sure is ugly. You toe hop over the baby.
Speaker 1:I said it's hell.
Speaker 2:No, I mean, the color purple was good though. So you didn't like the musical. I mean the new one Like the remake. You didn't like the musical, I mean the new one like the remake. You didn't like that one. I mean, I liked it for what it was.
Speaker 1:I like musicals, but we could have left that one alone. I know it was a. I know it was a Broadway show before they made a movie. Most niggas didn't. That's why they were disgusted by this movie. But I think they should have left that alone. It was given color palette. They should have left it at the book and the movie.
Speaker 2:I mean, color purple is cute.
Speaker 1:The book, the movie and the play. Leave it there.
Speaker 2:Okay, so, color purple, I raised you. It was in the hood, ricky, yes, ricky, don't kill that man. You want to, ricky?
Speaker 1:Ricky, don't kill that man you wanna see a dead body. Oh wait, was that menace to society?
Speaker 2:no, that wasn't her. You wanna see dead body? It was the poke. Oh no, I'm thinking about don't be a menace no, that don't be a menace.
Speaker 1:Was picking on another movie. Remember, don't be a menace was a Don't Be a Menace. Was picking on another movie. Remember, don't Be a Menace was a parody.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but didn't they poke the body on Don't Be a Menace? Or did they poke the body on Whatcha Callin'? Oh yeah, he farted Right. So wrong movie. But yeah, Boys in the Hood, I'm here for Angela Bassett Did her thing. Lawrence Chris Byrne, LaMorpheus LaActerna, he did his thing. I'm here for it. I love making boys in the hood Because I don't know, Because it was like a coming of age story of friendship, Of, like you know, friends go away, come back for better and then they come back and they come back to the hood and things like that. But it was still sad.
Speaker 1:I was going to say that movie ended horribly.
Speaker 2:Like a nigga died. Well, because, Ricky, with the bullshit.
Speaker 1:Of all the niggas to die All the niggas the unproblematic one Right.
Speaker 2:It always happened that way.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:Oh friend, You're the unproblematic one. I'm not dying. Oh friend, You're the unproblematic one.
Speaker 1:I'm not dying.
Speaker 2:You're not, he not because I kill a bitch.
Speaker 1:I mean at some point. I will but not because I'm unproblematic.
Speaker 2:A Zorro hoe.
Speaker 1:A Zorro.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm. Okay, Okay give me your next one real quick. We got like two minutes. Baby's kids, uh-uh, we don't die, we many.
Speaker 1:Baby is kids.
Speaker 2:Uh-uh, we don't die, we multiply. Period, that's the one. That movie is funny as shit I mean them kids was bad as fuck, but they knew what needed to be done.
Speaker 1:Did they? What's your favorite? Scene when they was doing the Yo Mama jokes in the bathroom, that thing can say Yo Mama, so dumb. They say it was chilly outside.
Speaker 2:She went and got a bowl Ah. That's the one, Because that's you roasting in the bathroom. That shit was funny Child. It was giving real, real niggerish and I loved it.
Speaker 1:It was hilarious.
Speaker 2:It was. I'm here for it.
Speaker 1:But okay.
Speaker 2:Your third, my third and final one. Okay, poetic justice. Who? Poetic justice? Cousin, you want to smell my poonatin?
Speaker 1:Oh, jenna said that, right, mm-hmm.
Speaker 2:With her chewing that gong, she's so nasty.
Speaker 1:Ooh, miss Jackson, if you nasty, but guess what?
Speaker 2:It embodied everything. It embodied like a cute little love story, like quick meat love story 90s black love stories were good. They were.
Speaker 1:They gave us just enough black and just enough love.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:With a little bit of comedy in it.
Speaker 2:With a little bit of hood and you know I'm here for it. I wouldn't be here for all that other ratchet shit, like Belly, you know, but you know.
Speaker 1:You like Belly, do we, we do? I don't know, I like Belly, he likes Belly, so next we're going to do.
Speaker 2:Gay Music Artist of the Week Period.
Speaker 1:Yes, honey, and we're giving it out to two people this week, because two people deserve a little bit of clout. Because they are funny as fuck for the things that they say. You want to go with the first one.
Speaker 2:I'll go with the first one, because he's a Libra. He loves Libras. He's a little ratchet, so I really like him Saucy Santana.
Speaker 1:I love him. Let's give some highlight moments, though. What did Saucy Santana do in the past couple of weeks?
Speaker 2:Child he thought Usher was Usher on live. And it wasn't him. It was the Saucy.
Speaker 1:that's not him, friend, Cause one thing that bitch gonna do is stay on live, and he is so fucking funny.
Speaker 2:If y'all don't watch Saucy Santana's, lives.
Speaker 1:Y'all are missing out on some hilarious moments.
Speaker 2:Good little cackle moments.
Speaker 1:I love that that bitch is stupid yeah. He don't play which one Next. We're gonna give it up to motherf renee, mother rap period because that don't play. Not even she gorgeous, she can sing, she can act that a little bit, that is just part of the lgbt q plus community and well again. And when it came down to the whole Megan versus Tory Lanez.
Speaker 2:Guys, did you hear what she said? It was the fact people get stabbed every day, like because period they do. They get stabbed every day. What do you want me to say?
Speaker 1:Did he die? No, it's what she said afterwards. I think we should stab people more often.
Speaker 2:It's the shiv in the pocket, ah.
Speaker 1:Ma'am.
Speaker 2:Because, period, at the end of the day, are you like? Why are you asking me that she was dead ass, serious though she was, and that's what I love about her she don't care, and that's why shout out to Saucy and Renee Period. First of all, renee gonna rather die. We need to find out what her sign is. Hold up. I'm gonna find out right now, because I gotta find out, because she over here taking up on Aquarius.
Speaker 2:She's not a Libra. I hope she's not a Libra. Oh, she might be. She's a Capricorn, oh January.
Speaker 1:Interesting.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:You know I got a few January Capricorns in my life, but Charlie's still trying to claw back and get lost.
Speaker 2:No, we're not talking about that one yeah so for this week emerging gay artist, who is it? Friend of the week? Who is it? Duran bernard Duran Banaa. First of all, this is like I feel like this should be our pick because, I don't know, maybe it's just the Father's Day too also, but he really channels like a different kind of level of Prince. Okay, and my dad used to love Prince and just hearing and seeing him perform live on like Prince. Okay, and my dad used to love Prince, right, and just hearing and seeing him perform live on TikToks and social media. It's just, it gives that. So I'm here for Duran Bernard. Okay, he's been out for a minute, but he's getting his flowers.
Speaker 2:He's getting his flowers and I'm here for it.
Speaker 1:A thousand percent. Did you know that he's gonna be at St Pete Pride? Is he? He is? He's doing a concert on Friday.
Speaker 2:Are we going?
Speaker 1:I mean, and there's VIP tickets where you can meet and greet him.
Speaker 2:Don't tell me I got to take off for work on a Friday.
Speaker 1:You might have to friend, Because I'll clock in tomorrow and do it.
Speaker 2:You might have to friend Because I'll clock in tomorrow and do it. You might have to friend. Well, I'll do it tomorrow.
Speaker 1:So that's what we're going to be.
Speaker 2:Let's get canceled. Durand Bernard, St Pete baby.
Speaker 1:Let's get canceled. We'll be at St Pete Pride this January 28th.
Speaker 2:That's the one. You see us Holla Period. You see us Holla Period. That's the one. I love that Come on.
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Speaker 1:I'm not going to say a big you to this person, but you're getting canceled this week. I'm not going to say a big fuck you to this person, but you're getting canceled this week because not on Pride Month. You're not going to do that on Pride Month, baby. You will never Meanie Leakes. I'm sorry, baby, you have been canceled.
Speaker 2:Miss Leakes no.
Speaker 1:So rude and so nasty.
Speaker 2:So rude and so nasty. Don't make her call Parshah.
Speaker 1:I don't care Call her.
Speaker 2:It's okay. This week's cancellation you heard it here first on let's Get Constant Podcast NeNe Links. You're canceled for this week, it's okay. To the loop To the loop. Bitch To the loop.
Speaker 1:It's just that you know what. At the end of the day, you said something that was out of context and you thought you was going to say it on your own platform, and everything was going to be okay, nah, we heard you loud and clear. Loud, homophobic, but clear, not on Pride Month.
Speaker 2:Not on Pride Month and not on Pride Month. Not on Pride Month and not talking to someone of the community.
Speaker 1:You could have talked to anybody you better be glad TS Madison ain't like the rest of them. She's not. She is like the rest of them will cancel you in a heartbeat, misgender the wrong person. You canceled, you gone, but TS Madison, she got a different kind of understanding. You're gone, but TS Madison, she got a different kind of understanding. I feel like me and TS Madison got the same type of understanding as trans people.
Speaker 2:I love that.
Speaker 1:For real. I love that. I don't go for everything that she's saying, but for the most part it's like yeah, bitch, I know what I was born as, but this is who the fuck I am. And guess what the fuck you thought when you met me.
Speaker 2:Period Period Because you got my friends and then fucked up. Period. So make sure you already know. Subscribe now, before we actually get canceled.
Speaker 1:Because at the end of the day, we said what we motherfucking said, and we'll probably say it again next week.
Speaker 2:Just two mics. Two mics and way too much motherfucking shit to say. And if they cancel us, make sure it's for this fucking episode. Thanks for tuning in, not gonna argue with your mama hoe. Ah, argue with your mama hoe.