The Tao of Lloyd
Zen-punk mixtape meditations from iconic Gen X Everyman Lloyd Dobler. Think Ram Dass by way of Rage Against the Machine, filtered through a VHS tape of Say Anything left to melt on the dashboard of American decline.
Imagine Lloyd Dobler from Say Anything as a middle-aged dissident: still romantic, still defiant, and thumbing through the Tao Te Ching to turn ancient philosophy into an anti-fascist dharma mixtape for the Trump 2.0 era; on a mission to craft a field guide for late-stage everything.
The Tao of Lloyd
S2. Chapter 23: The Lloyd Dobler Sit-Down Uprising
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What if the most anti-fascist thing you can do today is… sit down and get quiet?
In S2 · Chapter 23: The Lloyd Dobler Sit-Down Uprising, Lloyd Dobler takes Chapter 23 of the Tao Te Ching: “express yourself completely, then keep quiet”—and turns it into a spiritual practice with political teeth.
Because the system doesn’t just want your labor—it wants your attention. It wants you jittery, reactive, scrolling… so you never do the one thing that scares it: get clear.
This episode includes a Tao Te Ching reading, a guided “sort-of meditation,” and Lloyd’s most embarrassingly practical proposal yet: what if refusal isn’t cinematic? What if it’s small, repeatable, contagious… and it starts with you sitting down, breaking the trance, and choosing a different move?
Stop cooperating. Start refusing.
From the edge of empire and the center of self—this is The Tao of Lloyd.
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Welcome back for Chapter 23. I’m Lloyd Dobler, and this is The Tao of Lloyd—where I take the wisdom from the Tao Te Ching and slap it onto American dysfunction like a teenager using a Facetune filter—except the app keeps asking me to “reduce pores,” and I’m like, bruh… these aren’t pores. These are war crimes and privatized healthcare, it’s an Empire burning out.
And speaking of trying to fix a dumpster fire with the wrong tool, I got an email from a listener, Melanie from San Diego, who wrote to say that this podcast is “a meditation cushion thrown at a dumpster fire.”
I’m not sure if that was intended as a compliment or an insult, or—maybe in Taoist fashion—it’s both at once. Like… the joke and the truth braided together, a devil and an angel whispering in your ear and the Tao’s like: “Express yourself completely… then keep quiet.”
And in my quiet, I keep asking myself the big fucking questions I asked at the end of Chapter 22:
What would your life look like if you stopped cooperating with the version of reality that needs you numb?
And also: what would your life look like if it fully cooperated with the version of reality that can usher in the revolution we all deserve?
Don’t tell me that we don’t need a revolution. Don’t tell me that the answer to the Trump regime is Gavin fucking Newsome, or Democrats winning the midterms. That is like saying you can stop Freddy Krueger with a Hallmark card that says “Thoughts & Prayers” in cursive.
And everyone’s answer to the question “what would your life look like if it fully cooperated with the version of reality that can usher in the revolution we all deserve?” will be different.
So sit with that question, let your subconscious mind work on it for a bit, while we get into the reading and meditation.
Close your eyes. Trust me. Or don't trust me. Your call. As I’ve said before: I have zero credentials. But then again, the President of the United States is a convicted felon and an actual Pirate of the Caribbean so…
Unless you're driving, underacting the Epstein files, or freeing Luigi Mangione, go ahead close those eyes and start the journey within.
Take a long, slow, deep breath in
and let it go.
breathe out long, like you're deflating a 6 story tall Trump ballon that is clogging the thanksgiving parade of thoughts racing through your mind.
Good.
(beat)
This is Chapter 23 of the Tao Te Ching.
Express yourself completely,
then keep quiet.
Be like the forces of nature:
when it blows there is only wind;
when it rains, there is only rain;
when the clouds pass, the sun shines through.
If you open yourself to the Tao,
you are at one with the Tao
and you can embody it completely.
If you open yourself to insight,
you are at one with insight
and you can use it completely.
If you open yourself to loss,
you are one with loss
and you can accept it completely.
Open yourself to the Tao,
then trust your natural responses;
and everything will fall into place.
( Bell Chime )
Open your eyes.
And feel that?
That instant rush to go back to the storyline? The doomscroll?
That’s not you being “bad at meditation.” That’s the operating system.
Chapter 23 is basically Lao Tsu saying: tell the truth, then shut up.
Silence is where the empire can’t sell you anything.
Because that’s the deal, right? The empire doesn’t just want your labor. It wants your attention. It wants your nervous system. It wants you jittery, reactive, scrolling—so you don’t do the one thing that scares it: get clear.
So before I start running my mouth again… because, hi, I’m Lloyd.
let me say the simple version:
Clarity isn’t a vibe.
Clarity is nonviolent sabotage.
How thrilling, empowering, intoxicating, and maybe dangerous it is to look at the United States of America right now with the clarity that it is already jumped the shark that it is over and that we need to be not looking back, but trying to usher in the world that we all deserve. Not preserving some idea of what the United states was supposed to be
because let's be honest it never was that
but by making this new place.
And look, I you may be thinking:
“Lloyd, that’s beautiful. Really. Love the clarity. Love the obituary for America. Very tasteful. Why don’t you put these quotes on a sweater an open an Etsy shop.”
So I see your snark, and maybe I deserve it, but the question at the end of Chapter 22
was: what would your life look like if you stopped cooperating with the version of reality that needs you numb?
Because clarity without behavior is just a high-end mood.
It’s a scented candle called Revolution. Which belongs in that Etsy shop that I am not going to open.
So let’s get embarrassingly practical.
What if the first act of refusal isn’t some cinematic moment where you chain yourself to the gates of DHS wearing a beret and an ironic Che Guevara tote bag.
What if it’s smaller. Repeatable. Contagious.
What if it starts with you sitting down:
not to “self-care” your way out of fascism
but to break the trance long enough to choose a different move.
But if you answer it… and you do it… and that “it,” that thing, your answer starts with a daily meditation practice, you might say:
Come on, Lloyd—if just one of us does it, it’s “some guy having a little wellness incident in public.”
And if two of us do it, it’s “a suspicious little duet of calm: like starting a cult with excellent hamstrings.”
But if three people do it
three..
can you imagine?
three people a day…
an engineer at a weapons manufacturer,
a middle-management six-figure grunt at Palantir, or someone like you, dear listener… jumping off whatever treadmill late-stage everything has put you on and instead
sitting down on your meditation mat repeating this mantra:
“Stop cooperating. Start refusing.”
They may think it’s a program.
And can you imagine
fifty people a day—
I said fifty people a day—
walking into the office, the classroom, the subway platform, the Ice gangs in the streets, the group chat, the family dinner…
sitting down and chanting “Stop cooperating. Start refusing.”
and then walking out?
Friends, they may think it’s a movement.
A movement that at once pays homage to Arlo Guthrie’s protest song Alice’s Restaurant and adapts it for the Trump era revolution we need
And that’s what it is—
the Lloyd Dobler Anti Fascist Sit Down Uprising.
And all you gotta do to join…
is sit still the next time Trump regime shows you its fascist face and the Democrats response proves yet again how impotent and complicit that failed party is. Like RIGHT now, as Trump ICE Regime is running amok murdering people in the streets and the best Chuck Schumer and the Democrats can do is (hold on let me check my notes) CONTINUE FUNDING FOR ICE)
.. the next time any of that happens just sit down and say:
Stop cooperating. Start refusing.
From the edge of empire and the center of self—
this is The Tao of Lloyd.