Cockney & Son
Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One London is what happens when I sit down with my straight-talking, old-school Londoner dad to try and make sense of the world we’re living in today.
From parenting and politics to prices and pronouns, nothing’s off-limits — and trust me, nothing gets sugar-coated. We see life through two very different lenses, but it’s all grounded in laughs, honest opinions, and the kind of unfiltered banter only a father and son can get away with.
Whether you remember phone boxes or need subtitles when he starts chatting, this one’s for you.
Cockney & Son
Episode 16: Lottery Secret, Brit Card Beef & “You didn’t get me anything?”
In this episode:
Bit of a Natter – What would you actually do if you won £74 million? Would you go public, keep it secret, or disappear to a villa in Spain? Lew and Dad share their fantasy plans, debate whether money really brings happiness, and how it might change family life.
Adam & Eve It (Rant of the Week) – The Prime Minister wants to introduce a new “brick card” ID… but Dad’s not having it. Another card? Another system? He’s got a few things to say about that.
Say It Like Steve – Gift-giving dilemmas: If your partner says “Don’t get me anything” and you actually don’t… are you in the wrong when they get upset?
Cockney Slang Word of the Week – Last week’s was Sausage and Mash (cash), this week’s is ?????. Got it? Comment your guess on Instagram for a cheeky follow back.
All that, plus the latest update on Dad’s handmade Tracy Island—it’s finally finished! Bays, palm trees, paper-mâché and all.
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