It’s the Cockney & Son Easter special… kind of.

This episode is pre-recorded (so don’t expect us to be knee-deep in chocolate just yet), but we’re still diving into everything Easter — from how it used to be back in the 70s to the full-blown chocolate madness of today.

We chat about:

What Easter looked like “back in the day” vs now

• How kids somehow end up with 5–10 eggs each
• Whether Easter has become more about showing off than celebrating
• Hot cross buns getting completely out of hand
• And the truth about who actually eats all the leftover chocolate (spoiler: it’s not the kids)

There’s also a classic Adam & Eve It rant about modern Easter pressure, a simple Say It Like Steve question (dream Easter egg — money no object), and of course… some properly questionable Easter dad jokes to finish.

As always, it’s honest, it’s funny, and it’s a little bit chaotic.

If you’ve ever wondered how Easter went from one small egg in foil… to full-on Easter Eve boxes and themed home décor — this one’s for you.

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Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:00

Cockney and son, now don't be daft. We've got proper opinions and plenty of graft. Old school chat with the podcast twist.

SPEAKER_00 0:10

So stick the kettle on you, don't wanna miss Cockney and Son two generations who won London. Cool Blimey, Governor.

SPEAKER_02 0:20

Hello everyone, and welcome back to Cockney and Sun Series 2 episode 9. This episode is the Easter episode. But I'd just like to tell everyone out there that it has been pre-recorded, so we haven't had anything chocolatey. We're not in the Easter spirit. We don't even know what's gone on. Just check down. We're pre-recording because it is half term yet again. Yes. A very that was come around quite quick. It has. So let's get straight into it.

SPEAKER_00 0:52

Gore Blimey Governor. It's now time for a bit of a nutter.

SPEAKER_02 0:58

Before we begin the Easter episode, we're not quite ready, okay? We're not quite ready. I said we're not festive, we're not in the mood. So we need you to just pop this on. Okay. To get yourself in the little Easter spirit as a trill be. It's a lot of egghead jokes I could do right now. No, you're cracking me up. So do you feel a bit more Easty Easter ready now? Yeah, crack on. Don't have to say it again. Okay. The first attempt, I'd ignored it. Exactly. Oh no. Oh no, regretful. Regretful. Right, so obviously, one of the themes for our podcast is we look back to the 70s. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:38

Oh, yeah, we do, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:39

And we compare it to 2026. Well, I can still remember. So, Easter 1970s, what did you get? Chocolate egg was a thing? Marshall with a uh clip round a luggage.

SPEAKER_01 1:51

Yeah. Yeah, it was yeah, so there was the the the yes. You still got a chocolate egg. Yeah, but it wasn't like Well it is now.

SPEAKER_02 1:58

No, no, you know, you see them don't mashes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 2:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:02

You just got a little tiny egg foil.

SPEAKER_01 2:06

I mean yeah, they weren't even uh the cream eggs back then.

SPEAKER_02 2:08

No just uh was the Easter bunny a thing? Yeah. Okay. So you so everything we celebrate now, kids-wise, obviously like Easter bunny chocolate eggs.

SPEAKER_01 2:20

Oh, yeah, still that was still a thing about, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:23

And like Christmas presents back in the day when you used to get your one present from Santa Claus, yeah. Obviously nowadays you've seen the amount of eggs that the kids get. Amazing amount. What was it one egg per kid when you were little or you got you know your aunt and your uncles used to get you an egg? Most probably nick's you go, Steve and Nick and Eggs, but hey, you got 'em. Franco from my egg. So kids on average, I looked it up. Yeah. Between five and ten eggs. On average? Like an average kid will get between five and ten Easter eggs. And you know, everyone who eats Easter eggs say that that say like a Cadbury Easter egg. Yeah. They say that the Easter egg tastes better than eating a chocolate bar. Oh, really?

SPEAKER_01 3:13

Why is that then?

SPEAKER_02 3:13

You are gonna I know the reason why. Yeah. And don't quote me on this, Cadbury, don't come for me if you hear this, because it's not factually true, it's just what I've heard. Apparently there's more sugar in the Easter egg chocolate, which is why you think it's tastes nicer because it's loaded with more sugar than.

SPEAKER_01 3:29

You're not eating proper chocolate anymore, is it?

SPEAKER_02 3:30

Easter is not just about um chocolate eggs.

SPEAKER_01 3:34

No, it's about Go on then tell us. It's about when Jesus came back to life, isn't it?

SPEAKER_02 3:38

I mean, that's true, but we I w I didn't mean religious stuff, but that is true. Obviously, the whole point of Easter is Jesus has risen again. Yeah, yeah. I'm not gonna talk about He moved that great boulder. We're not gonna talk about that in case you offend any Christians out there. Well I think He moved that boulder. That's what that's and a quote from the Bible. On Easter Sunday, Jesus moved a boulder, he walked out and his sandals weren't as good as mine, and he went, Mr.

SPEAKER_01 4:08

Um, he said to me, where'd you get those sandals? Right.

SPEAKER_02 4:14

Even no, even Jesus was like, No, no, thank you. Right, so Easter, we've we've covered the eggs, yeah? Yeah, other things that we associate, you can just tell me if you like them or not. Obviously, easy one is Easter roast dinner, isn't it? Is there a different thing with an Easter roast dinner? Like people, Easter Sunday, they'll have like, are you sure? We're gonna get loads of people going, you have lamb, you have lamb on an Easter.

SPEAKER_01 4:41

Yeah, but people have lamb all the year round.

SPEAKER_02 4:43

Lamb. No, but what I'm saying is that like Christmas, everyone has to have turkey, yeah. Pretty much the it's a turkey. Don't say it's not. Christmas is associated with turkey.

SPEAKER_03 4:54

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 4:54

So what I'm saying is, is there a meat that Easter is associated with? I don't recall. Bunnies? Bunny soup? No. So just a just just bog standard. Yeah, okay. Oh, it's an Easter roasting now, because it's Easter Sunday.

SPEAKER_01 5:08

I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 5:09

Oh, okay. So you you've never you've never obviously unless you have uh you take the uh the meat off and put an egg there. It's a bit awkward that you've never been invited to an Easter Sunday roast. Yeah, most probably. Sorry about that.

SPEAKER_01 5:18

Well can you remember having uh your mum cooking an Easter Sunday roast? Cooking?

SPEAKER_02 5:24

Oh, you mean just that Easter? We get a bank holiday. Do you know that that's not a thing in like America? You know, Americans, right? Did you know that if you worked for a company you get like two weeks? You get two weeks for the whole year, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 5:38

That's crazy. Yeah, you get two weeks because you know, we have a couple of blokes, we know they obviously they they live in America, but they only get yeah, they get two weeks. They get a lot of odd days. No, I don't think they do. No, I do, they get like Martha Luther King Day and days like yeah, what's his name? Martin Luther King. Martha Martha. They get that day. They get all different days. Yeah, they get all different days. But I mean try uh trying to have two weeks is uh it's not much isn't it?

SPEAKER_02 6:10

You do know that Independence Day is not when the aliens attacked. No? No. What is the what is Independence Day?

SPEAKER_01 6:17

It's when I don't know really.

SPEAKER_02 6:19

It's when they can't Hot Crust buns. Oh yes. I like a hot crust bun.

SPEAKER_01 6:25

But have you noticed that a lot of the uh supermarks now they do all different flavours now?

SPEAKER_02 6:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:29

I've had this used to be a fruity one, didn't it? Sultana. Sultana now it's you can get caramel chocol uh was it caramel? Cheese. Yeah, you get the cheesy ones. Sorted caramel. There's one marmalade, uh, orange marmalade one. But why not? What oh yeah, quite agree.

SPEAKER_02 6:45

I like I had the sorted caramel one, that was nice. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:48

The cheese one, I mean What's that do a lemon, white lemons one was that? Lemon chocolate and yeah.

SPEAKER_02 6:55

It's good advertising for them. Can't even get the name right. And yeah, double chock and all that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 7:00

There's about five different flavors in it.

SPEAKER_02 7:01

So you like a hot crust bun?

SPEAKER_01 7:03

But I mean, I think I mean it's Tesco, they do a hot crust bun all the year round.

SPEAKER_02 7:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 7:08

So why not?

SPEAKER_02 7:09

They don't do the flavour ones, they just do the why not? Well if they if they did the flavour ones all year round, it wouldn't be as exciting.

SPEAKER_01 7:15

But if they're big if they're big sellers, you think they would carry it on, wouldn't you?

SPEAKER_02 7:18

Easter, you're a fan. Or you're just like, oh it's Easter.

SPEAKER_01 7:21

That's just Easter, isn't it? I mean it's not when you're kidding. Really? Because like some people like they get the Friday off, but then they go have to go work again on the s on the Saturday. Yeah. You know, it's not you don't always not everyone gets the four days off.

SPEAKER_02 7:35

No.

SPEAKER_01 7:36

Do you know there's a there I mean we when we was we went to Pontins for Easter and I had to drive down the on the s Friday and come back Friday night to go work Saturday and then come back after work Saturday.

SPEAKER_02 7:50

I mean, did you have to do that or did you want to do that? Do what? Leave the holiday to go to Well, I had to go back to work. Well, they wouldn't give you the time more?

SPEAKER_01 7:58

No, no, you Page Governor, I'm at Ponting's. No, not that because you know only sort of senior men got that sort of time.

SPEAKER_02 8:06

Right. So you drove all the way back from where Canber? Yeah. Canber set well that's not that far.

SPEAKER_01 8:12

Well, no, it's not that far, but it's you know, it's uh it's something you could have done.

SPEAKER_02 8:15

That's probably shorter than some people's commute nowadays. Yeah, no, but it's something you could have done without it. Ah I want to get back to see Captain Crock. Yeah, we were doing that last week, weren't we? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I say they don't do holidays like they used to. I'll be like that when I'm doing this.

SPEAKER_01 8:29

You're not you're on the Pontins group on uh Facebook.

SPEAKER_02 8:32

I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 8:34

Because there's a Pontins group.

SPEAKER_02 8:35

I'm on like a staff one where it's like people that had worked at Pontins and stuff.

SPEAKER_01 8:40

Oh maybe yeah, that maybe that's the one, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 8:42

Yeah. But do you know everyone on there? Not you are. I don't associate with everyone as a blue coat.

SPEAKER_01 8:49

We were uh flashbacks from the ones that were blue coats when you were a kid going there.

SPEAKER_02 8:54

What was his name? Blockhead. Blockhead. And that other one He must be Chris, is it was it Chris? No. Blockhead. I know the was it the Breen Sands one? Because he's still a blue coat. Oh he's still a blue coat. I know the one you're talking about.

SPEAKER_01 9:08

Not Blockhead.

SPEAKER_02 9:09

No, but not Blockhead, the other one. Well, Chris.

SPEAKER_01 9:12

No. Chris was the manager of Breen. Wasn't Chris the manager of Shane Richie?

SPEAKER_02 9:19

I don't know. I'm in the mood for dancing. Romancing. No, I know the one you mean. And I remember I've got a picture of me on the donkey in the donkey derby. Oh, yeah. With that entertainments manager. Did you win? I don't know. It went the wrong way. It was Kids Club, you just signed us in, didn't you? CRB check, what? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 9:41

They used to say, What does donkey get for lunch?

SPEAKER_02 9:43

But he came back to Pontins and was an entertainment manager.

SPEAKER_01 9:47

Oh really?

SPEAKER_02 9:47

Yeah. Do you remember Graham Henry at the end? Yeah, so they came back. Well, I suppose you like you like that. Do you know what it is with that job? Going completely off topic for the Easter episode, but it's quite hard to get out of course. And then go back into like in nine to five or something.

SPEAKER_01 10:06

Yeah, of course, I was gonna imagine. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 10:08

A lot of entertainers, yeah, end up being flight attendants.

SPEAKER_01 10:12

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 10:13

Or they go abroad or work in cruise ships.

SPEAKER_01 10:15

Yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 10:17

Only some become very respected social media influences with sixty sixty thousand followers of mine now. You've got sixty thousand, yeah. On in on two dads have that's quite a lot. Quite a lot, yeah. Easter, what's your Easter plans? You're coming, we're going to the caravan, aren't we? Or we're at the caravan.

SPEAKER_01 10:39

No, you'll you'll be there. Yeah, we're coming, I'll come in Easter Saturday.

SPEAKER_02 10:42

Yeah. So you're gonna bring an egg then for the kids? Yeah, of course. And me? Yeah, I'll bring an egg. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 10:48

I'll bring you a bag of loads binny eggs.

SPEAKER_02 10:50

Right, okay, so not in that caravan, we'll all be like that.

SPEAKER_01 10:54

Yeah, yeah, imagine all the eggs, they'd be going mental.

SPEAKER_02 10:58

So Easter, it's to some people obviously a religious celebration. Yeah, of course. To those, they just reap the benefits, which is like the bank holiday and chocolate eggs and the half-price eggs a day later. All the supermarkets open to millions, yeah. Millions from like from January. Yeah, you do. Then you go like the week before Easter, none there. Yeah, yeah. It's all Halloween stuff.

SPEAKER_01 11:21

They're looking and I don't know which ones to get. Well, we'll come into that. You get the ones with all the fancy, like the fancy box. Do you know what's another one? You take the egg out of the box, the eggs are about that big.

SPEAKER_02 11:34

But you used to get a mug, didn't you? An egg. Yeah. And then you end up with hundreds of like novelty mugs, which I can't stand. And then you got sometimes you get a rabbit in the in the in the egg, wouldn't it? Now you get like egg bunny, isn't it? With like five chocolate bars, then you have it. This Easter, get type 2 diabetes. Also, another thing quickly, not getting too much into it. Something that I know is definitely wasn't around in the 1970s, is Easter home decor. What's that? Bunnies and have you not seen it? If you went to anywhere now, you'll see a lot of like bunny, carrot, chick related.

SPEAKER_01 12:13

Oh yeah, I see one. I see that. I see one, it was like uh Easter Reef.

SPEAKER_02 12:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 12:18

Put on the door which you never Easter trees there are. Yes, that's right. And there was one I see it was like a tree type thing, but it was all bunnies on it and that's what I mean. It's another thing. Oh yeah, because they're just that's trying to just flinch with your money.

SPEAKER_02 12:33

Buy this bunny. Yeah. Bin this. Bunny Lego, everything. Anyway.

SPEAKER_01 12:38

But they just want they just want your dosh, isn't there? Yeah, and when you think that Easter's only comes.

SPEAKER_02 12:43

You sound like you're moaning, so let's save that. No, no, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait. Anyway, Easter, celebrate it however you like to. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah, whatever floats your boat. Positive, positive, positive.

SPEAKER_01 12:54

Don't forget, wear your b uh Easter bonnet.

SPEAKER_02 12:56

Yeah. Now that's time to rant.

SPEAKER_00 12:59

Adam and Eve? Would you? I can't believe it. Adam and Eve.

SPEAKER_02 13:05

It's not Easter, it's a performance. Who said that? A lot of people. Yeah, well, I could imagine. How big is your egg? What did you get?

SPEAKER_01 13:14

Yeah, I can imagine like that. Look at my Easter. I can imagine like, you know, some kids you know, it's if you've got two or three kids and you've got to get them the same egg.

SPEAKER_02 13:24

Yeah. I imagine that nowadays it is Easter Easter the day before Easter, Easter Eve book boxes. Oh no, no, don't be No, it's not that's not a thing, is it? Well, I I would imagine.

SPEAKER_01 13:38

But you you can imagine, like you know, if in the street you've got some kids and mostly you're gonna get sort of nice big eggs, and you're gonna get the ones that's not even Posh egg from Mark Suspencers. And you're gonna get the other ones not not even proper what that what? Not proper chocolate one thing. When you taste it, um a bit of cardboard. Well, everything is chocolate.

SPEAKER_02 14:01

You can use a box of putting your shoe. Do you know? Easter brunches, Easter afternoon tea, really, Easter events, trying to make a big thing of it. Easter this, Easter that.

SPEAKER_01 14:12

Oh really?

SPEAKER_02 14:12

Easter, and if you don't do it, you're a terrible parent. Okay, but then That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. How it is. When you back in your day, one sad little egg wrapped in a bit of you know, t tin foil that probably ill from is this another American thing or Easter. No, no, I'm trying to be quite far. No, no, yeah, I know, but I'm talking about the older Well, I just think it's just the it's a it's it's just the show, isn't it? It's the e elaborate of it.

SPEAKER_01 14:38

People got I mean it's only two days, isn't it? Christmas, you can understand, because it Christmas goes from September to Easter clothes.

SPEAKER_02 14:47

Well, i I suppose they Easter pajamas, Easter tops, for what? Easter headbands. So when it's Easter bonnet parade at school. They used to do an Easter parade wearing.

SPEAKER_01 14:56

Yeah, but they used to do an Easter parade in Battersea Park. Yeah. All the floats and all that. It was quite good. So I had to go and watch it. Floats. Yeah, making it sound like a massive go through the park and a round in in the in the in the circle of the of the uh Battership Park. The floats used to go around there, some of them were like really good.

SPEAKER_02 15:15

Carnival um atmosphere. With the eggs, which we were saying positive, all kids get between like five to ten eggs on average. But I do find what annoys me, something that happens with with the girly, yeah, is she'll get an egg bite, want to open that egg, bite that. Of course. Want to open that egg, bite that. And then what happens is we will have all these eggs left over, which then me and Richard probably end up eating because we don't need to be eating all that chocolate. Or we melt them down and make like rice crispy cakes.

SPEAKER_01 15:45

You see that an egg, and if it's in the wrap bar, it's like might only be half you think oh yeah, and then you end up eating a whole lot. Headbutt it, but some of them are quite hard on top of them. But uh yeah, but you can see kids, as you say, you some kids are gonna get the like the lint breakfast with the little bell on, and some kids ain't gonna get you know, it's hard, eh? You know, you're gonna get your pound land budget egg. Budget egg. That most probably built fire time, you get it out into your mouth.

SPEAKER_02 16:17

What's in that? Mummy, what's in this egg? Oxygen. Breathe it in. Yeah. Well, you know, if I I had it my way, one egg. Yeah, yeah. Can't be dealing with the cardboard, it stresses me out.

SPEAKER_01 16:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 16:32

I ate packaging. If I could buy it a second hand egg, to me every Wednesday night. If I could put if I could buy a second hand egg on vintage, I would I'll make my own one.

SPEAKER_01 16:42

Yeah, but as you say, like if you if you come from a big family, you know, you know you're gonna get eggs.

SPEAKER_02 16:47

But as you buy do you think you have to buy eggs for adults? Be careful. No, not really. Be careful who listens, but be careful who listens to this. Well, I've got my 20 eggs for Richard's side, and that's not even the kids. Yeah, I mean, some people do adults, but I I don't know if it was a thing.

SPEAKER_01 17:06

The kids got the teachers an egg once, they really appreciate it. Yeah, teachers, but I mean I wouldn't buy my aunties and uncles a egg, would I? Egg.

SPEAKER_02 17:15

Right. Anyway, Easter, as I say, as a whole, nothing really to moan about. There's things that are annoying, but it's not I don't consider Easter a stressful. No, no, at all. No, it's just that it's not it, it's you know, if you if you've got the four days off, it's nice. Yeah, you know. So if you're not celebrating it, you're surviving it.

SPEAKER_01 17:34

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 17:35

Well, we're not just done with Easter just yet, okay? So we're gonna move on.

SPEAKER_00 17:39

Don't sugarcoat it. Sometimes in life, you just gotta say it like Steve.

SPEAKER_02 17:46

Very fitting. This is not gonna be a stressful one, it's gonna be quite easy, quite simple. Say it like Steve, okay? Right, so money is no object. So just in this scenario, yeah. Yeah, yeah, okay. Money is no object. What is your creme de la creme if you woke up on Easter morning and somebody handed you an Easter egg, what would it be? Which one?

SPEAKER_01 18:11

Which egg? I always will go maybe for like the Kit Kat one. A Kit Kat egg.

SPEAKER_02 18:20

Yeah. A Nestle one. Is it Nestle?

SPEAKER_01 18:22

Whatever.

SPEAKER_02 18:23

Yeah. Yeah. Kit Kat.

SPEAKER_01 18:24

Kit Kat.

SPEAKER_02 18:24

I don't think I've ever seen you eat Kit Kat.

SPEAKER_01 18:26

I like Kit Kat. Do you? Yeah. I don't have them a lot, but I do. You know, if I go to a show if I fancy a bar a chocolate, which I it's not often, I'll I'll always pick a Kit Kat, yeah. Or a crunchy.

SPEAKER_02 18:38

Right. So that's Cadbury's. That's I think Nestle, not that I I I'm saying that Nestle's chocolate tastes different to Cadbury's. Well, I think the chocolate these days don't taste as good as it used to. Well, it's because it was made with dinosaur cocoa beans.

SPEAKER_01 18:54

Cocoa beans in it. But if you you read uh on the as some bloke was saying, you know that broke who goes around the shops going, you shouldn't eat this. You know, he had some eggs and like some were only like quite low.

SPEAKER_02 19:06

One percent of cocoa beans. Yeah. So, okay, so Kit Kat egg. Yeah. Do you like Kit Kat chunkies? Don't come with chunky. Do you like Kit Kat Chunkies or do you like the four? Oh the four fingers? No, I like yeah, the the uh four fingers. Which in your day used to be wrapped in foil. Yes. Very hygienic.

SPEAKER_01 19:25

They had a nice one the other week. I don't know if they still do it. You know, sometimes they bring them out like Limited Editions, like the hazelnut one? Hazelnut. That was quite nice.

SPEAKER_02 19:33

What about your preference on chocolate? Yeah. Do you like dark chocolate? Yeah. That's an acquired taste. Yeah, I do like dark chocolate, yeah. Richard likes dark chocolate. I can't eat it. What about white chocolate? No, I'm not really a fan of white chocolate. I always find that white chocolate makes me go, do you know what I mean? You know, sometimes when you eat chocolate. Well, you usually usually like a milk milky bar. Yeah, when I was like Love Yeah, what are you talking about? When I was like 36, no. Um I find white chocolate. What song? Oh, you like a little bar. The milky bars are on me. Yeah. If the boy had glasses when he was little, he could have been the Milky Bar kid. I don't see why anyone would eat dark chocolate.

unknown 20:21

No.

SPEAKER_02 20:21

It's too bitter.

SPEAKER_01 20:23

Normal, I would say you eat a is it a dark chocolate digested biscuit? You can eat that now. No, I don't mind. I love it.

SPEAKER_02 20:31

My go-to chocolate is a cab cadry, is my favourite. I don't mind Galaxy, but then I think that sometimes makes me go.

SPEAKER_01 20:38

Do you have a what's that?

SPEAKER_02 20:39

Do you have a you wouldn't eat an after eight mint? I do like that if that's what's left. The only way I would eat that, it's his Christmas, there's nothing else left, and it's in the cupboard. It's either throw away or eat the after eight mint. Would you eat it before eight? Well, if the clocks go back. So if I just putting it out there to the you're trying to get you're trying to get it. If anyone wants to buy me a Easter egg, it's probably quite hard to find because I did I did see it one year and haven't had it since. It was a Cadbury one, yeah, but it was Cadbury Fingers. I want the biscuits. Yeah, and it came with like Cadbury fingers. I mean they're all the same, are they?

SPEAKER_01 21:23

Yeah, but you're you're sure it won a limited edition? No. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 21:28

I don't if I was to buy Richard an egg, uh it would sort of maybe be Reese's pieces. Oh yeah. Chinese? It's not Chinese. Oh, a Chinese egg. Yeah. Here's your egg. It's egg fried rice. That's Rich. Okay, so before we move on to the last bit of the podcast, I'm gonna just do a little trigger warning. We did look for some good Easter related jokes. They're all terrible, nothing funny unless you want to be offensive. About religion, yeah? Which we won't be.

SPEAKER_01 22:03

No, I'm not doing no religion joke.

SPEAKER_02 22:04

No, that's what I'm saying. That's the only way that you could make so these jokes we apologize in advance are just going to be like boring, funny issues.

SPEAKER_01 22:14

If Easter had a cracker, they would be the cracker joke, wouldn't they? Exactly.

SPEAKER_00 22:18

Get ready to laugh. It's now time for the bleeding duck joke.

SPEAKER_01 22:23

Do you want to go first? Yeah, you go first. Okay. What kind of jewellery does what kind of jewellery does the jewel jewellery? Yeah. Easter bunny wear. What?

SPEAKER_02 22:34

40 carat gold. I think what's funnier is the way you say jewellery. Okay. Say it again. Jewelry. How do you get the Easter bunny to put in more hours? I don't know. Increase his salary.

SPEAKER_01 22:51

Very good. Oh, what does the Easter bunny do in his free time? He plays eggbox.

SPEAKER_02 22:59

So bad. I'm glad we're just running through these. Okay. Last joke, because you guys probably need to recover from the fits of laughter. What did the bunny say after getting a haircut? Don't know. What did the bunny say after getting his haircut? How does my hair look? But um if you do have a better Easter joke, please comment it on the reel. Do we get any feedback from the comments?

SPEAKER_01 23:24

Yeah, don't we get that?

SPEAKER_02 23:26

I don't even know who listens to this anymore. Although you're telling me we had like some crazy YouTube 178 views. What's that about? No idea. What did I say? Did you leave it on repeat? No. That's what I pay all the kids.

SPEAKER_01 23:40

What's that video?

SPEAKER_02 23:41

Don't listen to it on YouTube. Listen to it on a respectable platform.

SPEAKER_01 23:47

But you can conscious, don't they?

SPEAKER_02 23:49

Yeah, I know, but but then that doesn't count to the stats. Okay. That's what I'm saying, anyway.

SPEAKER_01 23:53

Especially then someone well, someone to listen to us and not view us.

SPEAKER_02 23:57

Well, it doesn't really count as a into the stats. But if you you know, you have to pay to listen to podcasts on those platforms. So obviously, people go to YouTube for to listen to it or watch it for free.

SPEAKER_01 24:10

Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 24:12

So that's not really benefiting us. Some might cancel it on YouTube, get them addicted and then cancel it. Right, okay. Well, that is it for the Easter episode. Yes. Yeah. Plus, obviously, this is pre-recorded, so I don't know how Easter is. No. This goes live on the Good Friday. Good Friday, yeah. Okay, so we just want to wish everyone a fabulous Easter. Hope you get five to ten eggs.

SPEAKER_01 24:37

And a lovely Easter, yeah. Be careful not to eat too much chocolate.

SPEAKER_02 24:40

And let us know what meat is in your roast dinner. Yeah. Right, you can take the Easter bonnet off now. Okay. There we go. Oh, actually, put it back on. Because you're making me want a mini egg now.

SPEAKER_01 24:54

Didn't miss me here up.

SPEAKER_02 24:56

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