Cockney & Son
Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One London is what happens when I sit down with my straight-talking, old-school Londoner dad to try and make sense of the world we’re living in today.
From parenting and politics to prices and pronouns, nothing’s off-limits — and trust me, nothing gets sugar-coated. We see life through two very different lenses, but it’s all grounded in laughs, honest opinions, and the kind of unfiltered banter only a father and son can get away with.
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Cockney & Son
True Brit Test, It might be coming home & dads advice for year 7
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Can you believe we’re already at the penultimate episode of Series 2?
This week, Lew and Steve are back for another proper British natter as they countdown to the summer break.
This episode includes:
●Are these really the top 10 habits of a typical Brit? From apologising for everything to putting the kettle on before solving any problem, how many do you recognise?
●Steve is forced to eat his words after England prove him wrong… has his 30% prediction finally gone up?
●“Say It Like Steve” returns with honest advice for every child starting Year 7 this September.
●Four brand-new Bleedin’ Dad Jokes battle it out to decide who takes the comedy crown this week.
It’s another episode full of family chat, nostalgia, sarcasm, football, parenting and plenty of laughs.
Only one episode remains before we wrap up Series 2 for the summer!
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SPEAKER_00So stick the kettle on, you don't wanna miss Cockney and Son, two generations in one London. Cool Blimey, Governor.
SPEAKER_01Hello everyone, and welcome back to Cockney and Sun series two, episode 19. Can you believe we're already here? It honestly feels like we only kicked off series two yesterday, back in February, and somehow we're now at the penultimate episode. That means second to last. Okay. Before the summer holidays officially begins. So one minute we're making New Year's resolutions. So next we're talking about the six week summer holidays trying to keep the kids entertained whilst pretending we're definitely not checking the calendar until September. We've got one more episode after this before we take a little summer break, but before that, we've got plenty to get through today. So let's kick it off with this.
SPEAKER_00Gore Bliming Governor, it's now time for a bit of a nutter.
SPEAKER_01As you can see, for those of you who are watching on YouTube, we're in a different studio. We are. Plus one, actually. This is the uh we're moving on up for the blue. This is the front room. Yes, it's um very, very, um, very push. It's very comfortable, maybe. This is, yeah. Oh, I'd love to drop off. Yeah. Bell's happy, look, she's right there. Don't wake her. We're only in here because it's like the coolest room in the house because we won't go on about it, but we are still in a heat wave. Well, a little bit warm. And it's 30, about 31 degrees today, I think it is. Is that all? But that's not what we're gonna talk about on a bit of the nat, uh. I just thought it's a penultimate episode. Let's get something British in, let's get something traditional, okay? Obviously, get back to your roots. These are what the internet considers the top ten habits of a typical Brit. Okay. So we're gonna see what they are and how many you got you got and we got. I'm gonna start at number 10 and work my up way up to the top number one. Let's do that. Okay. So pops. So when fixing stuff around the house or whatever, the saying that most Brits will use is that'll do. Yeah. That'll do. So, like fixing something with cable ties, duct tape, or blue tackle, that'll do.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, that'll that's done it.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah, that's that'll do. Yeah, that'll do nicely. That's it. So so you can do you've done it. Translation, bodge job. Is it unsafe? Doesn't matter, that'll do. Yeah, that'll do. That'll do. Um obviously, I'm glad that I started at number 10 to get number nine out of the way because we're all sick and tired of it. And right now is complaining it's too hot. And obviously complaining that it's too cold.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, but I think like because if we had to eat wave a couple of weeks ago, I think people and then they was we were told we were gonna get another one. Yeah. More prepared. Yeah. You know, I think this one is gonna go on for a while. But I mean, if you if if we knew that we were gonna get these every year, yeah, people be more prepared so they won't be running so much, would I? Well, you know, they'd be looking forward to it.
SPEAKER_01We're not gonna talk about the weather because I think that's what I'm saying. No, no. Right, number eight is pretending you are not interested when the neighbours are having an argument outside. Of course. Like, yeah. If there's an argument now, you'll be out there with your broom. Do you remember? I mean, it weren't technically our neighbour, but do you remember when me and Richard were texting the group chat to say that when we was at the caravan and there was that couple having that big argument and we turned all the lights off and opened the window. You were having a good listen, was you? Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02Of course, people do. As you say, if it's at night time, the lights go off and the old curtained people there. Do you think that's a British thing though?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, of course, they're called curtain twitches. And then you do the speaking without using your voice.
SPEAKER_02But you're not people do that, you know, some people would like to look out of the windows anyway. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01You know, just to see what's going on in the neighbourhood. But I think that goes back to obviously being before TV, like then that's entertainment. Oh, of course it is. Especially if it's a good argument. We love a good my name is Michael Cain.
SPEAKER_02If you hear what's so and also if you hear like, you know, if you hear the suitcase come out the window and all the clothes follow.
SPEAKER_01So we are we are, of course, nosy Brits. Nosy neighbours, yeah. Nosy, we're nosy neighbours. Yeah. Have you got any neighbours that cause you beef?
SPEAKER_02Not really, no. Well, well, I did have one, but he's he's moved out long ago, but he I'll have a bit of beef he was lucky. Can you move out of prison?
SPEAKER_01Oh, he's windows in going. Remember then the old couple at the old house and they were really all four to one. Well that's an age thing, isn't it? Glad they've gone. And obviously, I loved the neighbour next door, but you know, yeah. A bit a bit full on, right? Yeah. Now, hello.
SPEAKER_02We're only in the only in the act target with the neighbours is if the ball comes over. Yeah. Oh, I'll just sling it back, like, you know.
SPEAKER_01I'll just so so like so moving number seven, say in. So I think there's two ways that a Brits will say this, because I think there's this one here, but I think there's a there's a there's a more British version. So pretending not sorry, but saying I'm just gonna head off. I'm just gonna head off, and then standing at the front door talking for another 20 minutes.
SPEAKER_02Oh yeah, yeah, that's that is a big thing. So some people just can't leave. Nah. So they're saying, right, you know, we're going now and we go, yeah. You get people, yeah, yeah, and then someone will start up, someone will say something, yeah, and they wanna continue.
SPEAKER_01So you have to like plan your leaving with an extra half an hour.
SPEAKER_02Well, yeah, I'm like I'm normally one, right? I'm off now, yeah, and I'll I'll go, but other people they go.
SPEAKER_01Because I I the reason I think that especially if you've been there all day. So that's what I was gonna say. That's I'm gonna head off, but the other thing is this, ready? Right. Yeah. In it, yeah. Right.
SPEAKER_02Well, the person gets up, yeah, and then everyone sort of gets up to say yeah, take you towards the door, yeah, and then they turn around and start talking, and then the people that want you to go, yeah, they ain't the tiny, they ain't the tiny conversation.
SPEAKER_01The funniest thing is the when you have a group of Brits and everyone is kind of like ready to go, but they're also very polite. Yeah. So as soon as that first person throws the right in, everyone's like, right, that's it. They've gone, we can go now. So it doesn't look like we're the first person.
SPEAKER_02If everyone's got your man, who's gonna who's gonna go? Right, I'm just heading off.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. But yeah, I am not really a prolonged goodbye person. No, leave it the same here. You'll see that about nine o'clock tonight.
SPEAKER_02It's not those people that go on the phone when they go, bye-bye, bye, bye, bye bye, bye.
SPEAKER_01See, see the reason I think all that about that the reason I think that that is British, because I don't know if it's just a TV thing, but have you noticed that when you're watching American shows, I've got my phone, and the American person's on the phone and they go like, Okay, I'm going to the shop. And they and they hang up without saying bye, like they don't go blah blah blah, but I know some a person. Yeah. She just goes. Cha-chat chat. Queuing. We've we we have mentioned this before. Experts at queuing. Yes. Except for now the bus stops.
SPEAKER_02No, you've said this before. Yeah, no, but no one seems to queue at the bus stops. But any other place like shops, yeah, like cash points, if people get cash out these days, I don't know if they still do. You know, restaurants, you might have to queue sometimes to be sits to be shown your table.
SPEAKER_01So, what goes along with that, yeah, as being expert queuers and obviously being expert polite, but obviously being raging inside is the can you do your someone's cut in front of you, you're not gonna say anything, you're gonna make just a noise about it. Well, which is a nice naughty naughty.
SPEAKER_02You say that? Yeah, go like this. And I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what I'll find rude as well. It's when someone's been when the the worker is serving the person and that person's on the phone. Yeah. I always say And always chatting and the p person's trying to talk to them, and they want to hang on. Just put your phone down, put say I'll call you back. I'm I'm just I'm just at the front of the queue.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, but modern technology is actually helping with that because I use my phone to pay. So if I'm on the phone, I'm like, I've got to use my card.
SPEAKER_02But it's those ones that they stand there and they're chatting away on the phone, and the person's trying to say, Do you want a bag? Do you want the and they take and you think that is that is so rude?
SPEAKER_01So so far you're ticking everything and I'm ticking everything, okay? So I don't really understand this one. Okay. So I'm gonna have to ask you thanking the bus driver?
SPEAKER_02Oh, yeah, a lot of people do it. What's that? As they're getting off the bus and say, Thanks, driver. Well, you know what a bus is. What's that? It's those big red things that take you to places that people can't afford cars.
SPEAKER_01I always yeah, no, that's true. And I always make the kids say thank you. Yeah, a lot of people do it. A lot of people say, Thanks, driver. Thanks, drive. Some people don't, some people Some people get on at the back and get off at the back, so they don't know. Oh yeah, of course. Looking through the curtains when you hear a strange noise outside, you know. Oh yeah, a lot of people. So not just like an obvious nosy neighbour thing, but like if you hear like a a bang or a yeah, or a butt.
SPEAKER_02Or you might hear a someone knock something, like a bin or something, or drop a drop something.
SPEAKER_01So a modern version of that is when you get a ring camera notification. Okay. Someone's got all that. Well, I don't I don't even know because I'm in the basement, so I don't know. No, we'll come into the top three, right? Okay, number three put in the kettle on before deciding what the problem actually is. So obviously, if somebody comes to you and they've got an issue, they're gonna let the kettle on. Yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah, that's because everything Before you say anything, let me put the kettle on. Everything is sorted after after a cup of tea, innit? I know you're bleeding out, but let me just put the kettle on.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Have your last cup of tea.
SPEAKER_01Let me have a kettle.
SPEAKER_02But yeah, it's a it's a it's a known thing.
SPEAKER_01Everything is sorted by a cup of tea. I don't really put the kettle on because I anyway, I don't drink tea a lot, so I wouldn't say let me just put the kettle on. I go, Do you want a tea?
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Oh, make it yourself. Yeah, I know, but it's a it's a sign, isn't it? Put the kettle on, would you get the kettle on? You you are the sole person that keeps my kettle pouring skills up high for the fit 500 times that. But I mean back in the day, people 34 degrees, do you want a tea? Yeah, go on.
SPEAKER_02But but back in the day, people just used to have before the you know, put people got a lot of electric ones, just used to be on the gas all the time.
SPEAKER_01Just yeah. And it's just keep chopping it up. I don't know why they put this as number two, because we've already said about it being hot, but let's talk about the weather. We do talk about the weather a lot. I suppose what that's saying is the cold one and the hot one is like, oh, it's hot. Yeah. Oh, it's cold. Whereas obviously weather is a massive thing.
SPEAKER_02Of course it is, yeah, because you don't know what's it like today? Some because some months you don't know what you need to get. I mean when you get that eat wave in June, not you don't normally get that, do you?
SPEAKER_01Stick your head out in the window and have a look. Yeah, but look, of course, okay? And give you five seconds to try and think of what the top thing you associate with being corporate, number one. Moaning. No. The thing that we say, sorry. Oh, sorry. Yeah, saying sorry. Yeah, that is. So we oh we say sorry a lot to the point where how do you differentiate differentiate between sorry or to an actual I'm sorry. Because I've people have bumped into me and I go, sorry. Yeah, yeah. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Yeah, what we sorry about.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, no, exactly. But it's it's like I was watching Chinese every week and uh one of the tennis players they serve, yeah, obviously didn't get right and went, sorry, to the knock someone over for your car, go to see them.
SPEAKER_01Sorry, yeah. No, the first thing they say is you're right. Yeah, you're right then there. Let me hang on, let me just put the kettle on.
SPEAKER_02Just go on through the windscreen.
SPEAKER_01You're right.
SPEAKER_02Do you want me to put the kettle on? Do you want the kettle on?
SPEAKER_01Sorry about that.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, like yeah, sorry is a big thing, yeah.
SPEAKER_01So I think maybe yeah, that I don't know what I don't know why we say it a lot every single time, but like I say it probably about a hundred times. So what then what you're pretty guilty of all of them, really, aren't you? Yeah, yeah, of course, yeah. I think I am as well.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I think my spirit people would uh associate with that list of uh sayings. Some some might come up with their own. I mean, I I I should imagine around the country you've got different sayings, yeah, but mean the same things, yeah.
SPEAKER_01You know, mostly most probably say different things. It's like anything a British person like a hundred years ago compared to now, you know, they all probably had the same habits and stuff. Yeah, of course. And obviously, you associate all those things that we just said with being a Brit. So obviously, in another hundred times, we'll be a hundred years, do you think we'll still be saying sorry?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, most probably. But like this. I don't think it's gonna go out of fashion, is it? Well, it all depends. Like some people that ain't got any manners, they don't decide, do they?
SPEAKER_01Well, there we go. Ten out of ten, you are a typical Brit. I am born and bred. Yeah, I'm proud of it as well. Right. Well, I've got a bone to pick with you. Oh no and actually, not just me, I think the whole of the UK. Yeah, actually, not the whole of the UK, the whole of England. So, but I've upset everyone I've got to do the intro first. Okay.
SPEAKER_00I don't believe it. Would you? I can't believe it. I don't believe it.
SPEAKER_01The England football team. Yeah, I don't know. And you said 30% chance. So obviously you kind of owe them an apology. Well no, it's not over here, is it? No, but you you you weren't really behind you just said, Oh, I'm a Londoner.
SPEAKER_02No, I'm a player. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but that's different. That's different because I'm just going by of the players he took. Yeah. And some of the players he left behind.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, but you gave them 30% chance, but they won. Yeah, they they won, yes. So they're moving on up. So how do you feel about them now?
SPEAKER_02Well, the thing is, yeah, but it's still tough games to go. But and plus I heard on the radio coming down here that the Norwegian players have been hit with some bug. Right. So as as has the English scientists gone in their camp and what does that mean? So will England win by default? No, no, they have to play it again, but they're saying, like, will there some of their players their top players might be playing because they're ill. Did you so so I mean I didn't even watch the game, I wasn't sitting up till two o'clock in the morning or wherever it was, wasn't it? Oh, you didn't watch it? No, no. Richard and the boy watched it. Yeah, yeah. Which meant that When it was gonna kick off at one, I was like two mines, but then when it got delayed to two, I thought, nah, I'll not see that.
SPEAKER_01So every time they scored or they did something, Richard used his usual which set Bell off, which then worked the girly up.
SPEAKER_02I've seen the highlights and all that. I mean, yeah, we score two. Some people got to see it firsthand. But it was a bit worse, we was under the under the kosh at the end there, you know. You know, it might come home. May do. I mean, it's some still good stuff. I mean, I think they win I think they beat Norway, but then they got Argentina in its game zone after that. So that's it. So maybe 45%. That's good. That could be a tough one. Are you 45%? But you know, they've done well, you know. But I but what made me laugh though is like the the news and the papers, they went as though they won it over the top, and then that's where the pressure, the pressure goes. Then when and then if they get beat, yeah, the papers, oh we done we didn't do well, you know what I mean?
SPEAKER_01The school obviously got into the spirit last minute. Okay, because the day before the match I get an email going, children who watch the England match, yeah, are allowed to come in at 11.
SPEAKER_02So how do they know which one's watching on?
SPEAKER_01And then obviously, but if you kids have to go to school because of all the reasons, yeah. Normal time, but they put it on, they record someone recorded it, obviously, and they they watched the match and they all could wear football kits. Okay, that's good. So it worked out for me as someone who's a bit like crazy about the attendance at the school because the boy had an appointment in the morning, yeah, so I didn't say that he was off for that appointment and he went in at eleven and they just marked it. Oh wow and they just marked him in, so he didn't get an unauthorised up at the time.
SPEAKER_02But then you what about the ones uh not really into football and then they took him in at eleven?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, that's true. Who would have thought I'd be the one sticking up for the football team? Yeah.
SPEAKER_02No, no, I'm not saying that. I'm just going by what some of the players that some of the players that he left behind deserved to be in the in that squad to the ones that he could. Whatever he's doing is working. Yeah, so anyway.
SPEAKER_00Don't sugarcoat it. Sometimes in life, you just gotta say it like Steve.
SPEAKER_01Year seven, right? Year seven? Yeah, so the boy had his induction in his secondary school. You like he like he liked it because he enjoyed it, I'm sure I'll tell you about it.
SPEAKER_02How did you well you just dropped him off there?
SPEAKER_01Yeah. And then you got to pick him up at what time? Well, it was just an induction, so it was a little bit earlier, and then I had to go back in for a meeting. Okay. And it was with the vice principal. Oh yeah. Which I thought was quite American-y. Vice principal, not the headmaster, or assistant headmaster, wouldn't it? It was vice principal. Yeah. I was like, oh my god, how far did we travel for the school? And she went, after a week, everyone will know who he is. Yeah. Always sat next to me, and that was just a it was an appointment to say, like, is there any extra things you want to let us know? And then he's going through this leaflet and it said pen, pen to be blue or green, and a black or green. He goes, Can I have can I write in a blue pen? I've got so many blue pens at home. I'm going, uh, shut up. And then, because obviously he's got he has things in place, as most primary schools do for children who struggle with attention and stuff like that. Obviously, it's not like that in secondary school. No, no, it's not true. And she was like, Well, we will have some things in place that you will be able to do. He goes, and this is of all the things that could come out of his mouth, yeah. Yeah, because sometimes I just want to like smash a ball against the window. Yeah. I was like, Okay, yes, right then digging him in the leg. But if you uh detention tonight, give me that blue pad as I can dig you with it. But I think he was obviously excited about that. But anyway, so obviously there's a lot of year sevens gonna be starting, and all some parents are gonna be like, oh, about it. So what is your you know, what is your blunt advice that you could give to any year sevens that are listening about starting school? But it's done.
SPEAKER_02No, it's a it's a it's a it's gonna be completely different. Yeah. You know, that's where the work's gonna start, you know. Yeah. But but in sense of like, just get you can get on with it. No, you just gotta try and enjoy it, you know. But you know, you're gonna obviously he's gonna make new mates. Maybe not everyone does. Hey? Not everyone does. That's what I'm saying. I thought I'm gonna be. I should imagine the boy's gonna make it about.
SPEAKER_01I'm not talking that this advice isn't it's like isn't it? Yeah, but I think it all depends on you, because you know, you're gonna What about the kids that don't speak? What about the kids that don't?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, no, but yeah, yeah, fair enough. They but I think nowadays people kids don't speak anyway because they're on their phones. Yeah, well, don't glad them at school. But I think look, I mean some schools there's more than one kid, like look, you might get four or five kids go to the same school, so they they will know someone, yeah.
SPEAKER_01You know, some kids that don't know anybody, but that is but I was talking, I said I don't remember having all this for my secondary school. I said, I think that just got picked because my brother went to it, and I'm standing there worrying about what I'm gonna do about getting him to school, where I just had to follow Philip to school. It's very different nowadays for you know for parents and so even like going into secondary school, which we I've got no experience with as a parent, yeah, it's just it's gonna be hard. My advice would be you've got to just get on with it, actually.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, you've got it's uh it's an eye opener for them, yeah. But you know, but you know what kids are like, they're resilient, resilient, and they're gonna they they will come round and they get on, they will get on with it, won't they? My advice after a few few weeks, yeah, it'd be like routine.
SPEAKER_01But see, my advice to him was it said you could wear trainers to if you want to play football. I said, Well, obviously go play football because you love football and most of the kids playing will be like want and they will have the same similar interests. He knew some kids from his school, but he weren't really friends with them because they're in the other year, and I said, So don't just stick with them, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, try and speak to them. I think but once once he f finds out what class he's in, and then the night he knows he's gonna make friends easy, isn't he? And then the millennial dad, I went, Don't be a geek, I'll get you all this the proper stuff so you don't look like the odd one out. And then he was writing in his book. I said, Did everyone write in his book? Did everyone write in their book? He went, No, I was just writing things down. I said, Don't do that ever again. Yeah. I don't care how much you'd like to believe that schools are everyone is like friendly. No, of course not. You're still gonna get. Yeah, of course you're gonna get. And where he's quite innocent, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02I think all all kids when they go to that that secondary school the first first few weeks. Yeah. Well, they then they suss it out and all that, you know. But you are gonna get the odd kids that's gonna not be nice.
SPEAKER_01The main message to all year sevens is just be yourself. Don't worry, unless you're a geek. Yeah, don't worry about it. You're gonna you you'll be fine. Well, not going to be fine 100%, are you? No, no, but you're gonna you know it's the obvious choices to not to survive as well. Yeah, of course it is to survive. You go to my school. Oh, speaking of that, because obviously we were talking about schools and stuff. I know that you were gonna get a bit nostalgic about it. So I managed, I went online and actually found part of your old school uniform. This was this was the hat let's have a look that you had to wear. We did. Was it heavy wearing? That all day. Main bit of advice before we move on is be yourself, yeah, as much as as much as you can, yeah, exactly. Be yourself, but don't if you're a bit of a weirdo, right? Right. You're always gonna get that weird, you're always gonna get one weirdo, kidnell you, yeah, and it won't be him, it wasn't me. It's now time to make you cry with laughter.
SPEAKER_00Ready to laugh. It's now time for the bleeding dad joke.
SPEAKER_01Bleeding dad joke, two jokes each, head to head. I think it's clear that I'm already the uh funniest one out of us. Yeah. I think it's more in the delivery than the actual joke. Yeah, I think have you got them? Joke number one, go. Right, here we go.
SPEAKER_02A genie granted me one wish. So I said I just want to be happy. Yeah. Now I'm living in a cottage with six to wolves and working in a mine.
SPEAKER_01That's actually quite good. Right, my joke number one, ready? Good. I told my psychiatrist that I've been hearing voices lately. She told me that I don't have a psychiatrist.
SPEAKER_02Number two. Yeah. The world's most prolific Facebook user died today. We'll never see his likes again.
SPEAKER_01Right, so this joke, yeah, I think is amazing. Okay. Right. I don't think you're gonna get it straight away, but that could be down to my accent skills, okay? Your accent? Oh, you're doing a bit of a show. Gonna do an accent, okay? Oh, okay. A scouse couple on their first date and decided to go to a vegan restaurant. Yes. Looking at the menu, the fella says, I love. Do you like a cardol? Do you like avocado? Yeah, it's very good. And she says, No, I've not passed my test yet. Have a car, though. Yeah, if you have a car, though. Is that a good accent? Yeah, yeah, very good.
SPEAKER_02Can you do it? A liver Pudley and accent. Liver scale. Some of the scouts are that when they talk as though they're being strangled, they go, hey, I'm going down hocking off.
SPEAKER_01Do you have a card on my avail card on? No, I've never I don't I've not passed my test. I haven't passed my test. That's very good. Okay. That's another episode done. Just one more episode to go before we wrap up season two and head in this summer break. People are gonna be crying. Thank you so much for listening, watching, and get involved every single week, apparently. Yeah. Um it says so on the stats, just no one actually physically gets involved by commenting or anything apart from Nina. Yeah. But the but the the l the listeners are still doing it. Yeah, yeah. As always, thanks for listening. And if you've enjoyed today's episode, don't forget to follow, subscribe, leave us a and tell everyone who you think would enjoy a good old Natter with a Cockney dad. Because obviously they'll have enough time. You know, imagine if there's somebody out there who doesn't listen to Cockney and Son. Yeah, they would have two whole seasons to listen to to catch up and get to get through the day. I should imagine. And all the parents out there enjoy the last week of freedom before the summer holidays begin. If you're in the England, because I think actually Scotland and Ireland have already started. Yeah, they have Scotland all Scotland have. But we'll see you next week for series two final. Do you have anything else to add? No, you know, just stay and enjoy the weekend.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. And tell your kids not to worry. Secondary school is not all that bad. Plus, you've still got six weeks. And plus, if you do get the attention. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Middleton. Put your hand out. Yeah, you're lucky now, nowadays. Well, see you later for episode 20. That's it for this week's Cockney and Sun. If you had a laugh, hit follow or subscribe. Whatever button's in front of you. Leave us a review if you're feeling fancy, and don't forget to share with someone who loves a bit of a moan. We're on Instagram and TikTok at Cockney and Sun, so come say hello. Thanks again if you've made it this far, and until next time, cheers from the old man and the not so young one.