Dirty Thirty

We bounce from local shoutouts and grumpy friendship therapy into a surprise wedding reveal that somehow turns into a full-on debate about money, work, and what the modern world is doing to our brains. We keep it honest on weight loss, AI, healthcare, and holiday consumerism, then wrap by airing the kind of petty everyday stuff everyone argues about but rarely says out loud. 
• local shoutouts and small town election talk 
• skipping social plans, overstimulation, and needing alone time 
• the “party” that is actually a wedding, plus the ring reveal 
• Ozempic and GLP-1 weight loss shots, cost, skepticism, and the 80/20 rule 
• cockfighting families, weird traditions, and the stories kids grow up with 
• gas prices, inflation, and why everything downstream gets pricier 
• road construction frustration, cyclist safety, and declining build quality 
• AI in local government as a way to cut ego and red tape 
• corporate layoffs, shareholder incentives, and automation anxiety 
• healthcare anger, fairness, and who pays 
• cascarones, litter, and Easter turning into a gift arms race 
Come buy a car from Old G Motors. 2309 East Main Street, Uvaldi, Texas. Right across from Billy Bob's hamburgers. Come see me. Give me a shout.

Transcript

Grouchy Start And Local Shoutouts

SPEAKER_01 0:02

What's up? Why are you so far away from your mic? I don't know. I'm just fucking around. Can't play around, bud? What's wrong with you? Can't play around.

SPEAKER_00 0:11

I'm tired of exceptionally grouchy today, I think. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_01 0:16

Are you really? Yeah. Oh fuck. Oh, shout out Ziggy's Texadermy. We're sponsored by them. Shout out Ziggies.

SPEAKER_00 0:23

Uh, Dancing Frogs.

SPEAKER_01 0:26

Should we do that? Some of those frogs playing poker. I wonder how much dude, that'd be awesome. I wonder how much that cost. Like $15,000.

SPEAKER_00 0:33

By like, I don't know, $150 or something.

SPEAKER_01 0:35

Is his wife have anything to do with that? I don't know. You do you know them very well?

SPEAKER_00 0:41

Uh I'm I would half of them. I don't really know Ziggy that well.

SPEAKER_01 0:48

Oh, okay. Yeah. I who I ran into somebody who said they were like, uh Victoria, what does she know about being a judge? Oh no, I think then the law school guy said that. To somebody I knew, and I was like, she seems more capable like anybody else.

SPEAKER_00 1:03

So I mean, I think it's just like anything. You gotta I mean do it.

SPEAKER_01 1:07

Does she have good morals?

SPEAKER_00 1:09

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 1:10

Does she a responsible person? Probably. Is she honorable and truthful? So well then there you go.

SPEAKER_00 1:16

Yeah. A good a good compass. So shout out Ziggy. Their um that runoff election is I guess six weeks away, something like that. Uh was in uh seven weeks. Uh in August or what? Uh end of May.

SPEAKER_01 1:34

Oh shit.

Bailing On The Party

SPEAKER_00 1:35

End of May. So So how was your party?

SPEAKER_01 1:39

I didn't go. You didn't go? I didn't want to go. I was just like, I woke up, I'm like, I'm not fucking going. I'm tired. I knew you were never gonna go. I wasn't going. I I was gonna I thought about it, I'm like, God, I just don't feel like it.

SPEAKER_00 1:49

I f I feel like I kind of like wasted an invite on you because like I didn't really want to invite you, but I but there's some people I was like, ah damn, I wish I would have invited them. But it it's a small party, but then I was like, I see you every week. Every week, and I didn't want to have to like listen to you whine if you weren't invited. Oh never. Because you would be one of those people. I would whine. Are you out of your face? You don't know me at all.

SPEAKER_01 2:12

So I thought I've known you for 40 years.

SPEAKER_00 2:14

But then like the fact that there was alcohol there, and I was like, ah, I'm glad I'm not having to deal with this fucking guy. Like that's my nine beers deep.

SPEAKER_01 2:22

I was supposed to be drink nine beers and then drive to you, Valley.

SPEAKER_00 2:25

Come on, dude. If it was here to there, I'd be like, I think everybody won. You didn't have to go, and I didn't have to. How many people went? I mean, it was uh it was people and they're kids, so it was like bigger than what you think, but that wouldn't that be. Uh just the bride, bruh. Just the bride.

SPEAKER_01 2:45

My bride. Oh, your bride. Uh nice. I'm gonna

Episode 30 And Relationship Math

SPEAKER_01 2:50

play something, but I don't have anything for that.

SPEAKER_00 2:52

This is episode 30. Is this a milestone?

SPEAKER_01 2:55

Is 30 a milestone? 30 hours of of talking?

SPEAKER_00 2:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 2:59

The last time you done that. To your son when he gets a bad report report card. Oh, yeah, I guess so. What are we gonna say?

SPEAKER_00 3:05

I don't really like anything that much. And I've done this 30 times, and now I don't know if I like this either. What are you talking about? You're just grumpied. I am. I do.

SPEAKER_01 3:14

You're such a cocksucker.

SPEAKER_00 3:15

What's wrong with you?

SPEAKER_02 3:18

Oh my god. I hate this and I hate you.

SPEAKER_00 3:21

Uh I think I've been called a cocksucker more than like the gayest man in the world's been called a cocksucker. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 3:28

I had a joke. I was hoping I was hoping I was hoping to use this on a woman I dated, but it never happened. But I wanted to say, uh, you know, gay men have the longest penises. And I wanted her to say, well, then you must be the straightest man alive. Wouldn't that be a great comeback?

SPEAKER_00 3:50

I mean, I guess so. Oh God. This sounds like it really played out in your mind. It really did.

SPEAKER_01 3:55

I was like, I hope one day that's gonna happen, and I'm gonna laugh.

SPEAKER_00 4:01

So you said that your last uh girlfriend, you're in a relationship for seven years. Really? I just can't believe you were in that long. But basically the whole time I was with butches, you were in a relationship.

SPEAKER_01 4:15

Um it was a good time.

SPEAKER_00 4:18

A great time. So one sixth of your life you've been in a relationship.

SPEAKER_01 4:22

Uh six times seven is forty-two. Yeah. Yeah. It's fine. I don't care about anything anymore.

SPEAKER_00 4:29

One sixth of your life you've well, how long were you with your wife? So uh I'm I'm a third, more than a third, 40%.

SPEAKER_01 4:40

Have you either proposed or married every girlfriend you've ever had? No. I was about to dunk on you if you said yes. No, no, no. That's good. Uh yeah, seven years. Um, I don't know. I'm ready to go. I think the other way. I'm gonna go homosexual.

SPEAKER_00 4:58

Go gay. It might be good for the show. Shout out to the show. Well, we could probably say more stuff. What were we gonna say? Fag I mean you can, I can't say it, but yeah, you can.

SPEAKER_01 5:10

You can say anything. Yeah. No, uh, I don't know. I'm trying to lose weight. I I've been saying that for 30 years.

SPEAKER_00 5:17

Well, if you got AIDS, it would probably help finally.

SPEAKER_01 5:19

So that would help if you were everyone's on this Ozempic shit or the those the shot. It works, dude. That come people I know have seen them like, fuck, you're skinny. Yeah, I've seen them too.

SPEAKER_00 5:31

You thinking about it? It didn't work for me. I tried it. You did I tried it for like seven weeks, like uh seven weeks. I think it's come a long way since then. I don't know. I maybe I tried it longer, I tried it longer than I'll tell you what I tried. I tried it. I tried it like more than a thousand dollars worth, and it wasn't doing anything, and I said, I'm out. I'm out, I'm out.

SPEAKER_01 5:51

That's how much it costs.

SPEAKER_00 5:52

Well, it's it's like it was like three or four hundred bucks a month, and I tried it for a thousand dollars worth of tries, and that's like having a baby or something, and I'd not lost any weight, and I said, I'm I'm out. I'm out. I think it's cheaper now.

SPEAKER_01 6:08

I think it's like six dollars a shot. And uh, I don't know, dude. It sounds like it's bad.

SPEAKER_00 6:14

It sounds bad.

SPEAKER_01 6:15

Um it's like this caveman nutrition. People I saw a ton of people in there. Shout out to the caveman, but like, should we be taking all these like concentrated supplements? Is that okay?

SPEAKER_00 6:26

Man, I just think that uh give it to me straight, bud. I just think you gotta be more more active. I you know what I heard this week? What I heard uh some sage advice from uh from a lawyer friend of mine. And he said that he I said, Man, you look like you lost a lot of weight, you're in good shape. What's what's going on? I said, I'm doing the 80-20. Oh 80% good, 20% bad. Like if I want to drink um drink margaritas and eat Mexican food, that's fine. Then the I know the next 80% of what I gotta do is gotta count counteract that. They can hold themselves and everything.

SPEAKER_01 7:06

That sounds hard.

SPEAKER_00 7:07

But uh yeah, I I think I can ref reframe uh to that. But you don't need to lose weight, you're like optimal right now.

SPEAKER_01 7:18

You're like a perfect athlete.

SPEAKER_00 7:20

I don't know. I could I could lose a little. What like 25? I wouldn't mind losing 20 or 25 pounds. That would be pretty awesome. Yeah, but you'd still walk around like the fucking alien from men in black.

SPEAKER_01 7:30

That's true. That's just me though.

SPEAKER_00 7:32

That's who I am as a person.

SPEAKER_01 7:34

But you would hey, but you would probably feel better.

SPEAKER_00 7:37

Do you get a lot of sleep? I probably would. I get ample amount of sleep. I sleep well, yes. Yes. I did take a sleeping pill Saturday night just because I'm kind of like In Kunkin? I got over I over-socialized.

SPEAKER_01 7:51

Oh. Especially now in your uh your uh attitude towards people. Yeah. I bet you were overstimulated.

SPEAKER_00 7:58

My my party started at two, but really I kind of interacted with people like all day, and then at two, but that's kind of like overload, and then the party was like set to end at six, and then people like kept hanging out, but like at five, everyone was laughing. They're like, You're so ready for us to fucking leave. Oh my god. And then like the people who are really my friends that were there, like the close friends, were like, I'm never leaving, motherfucker. I know you're ready for us to leave. I'm never leaving. And it became a running joke to everyone about just how annoyed I was that no one was leaving. You're pissed off. I wouldn't say pissed off. I was not I want to be somewhere by myself. I wanted to be annoying someone as much as they were annoying me. And I I don't like it when the shoes on the other foot and I'm not the annoyed. That is you, you know. I like to be the head annoyer. That's funny. So they turned it on to return.

SPEAKER_01 8:55

Oh my god, you must have been so mad. No, I wasn't mad. Not mad, but it doesn't mean like these motherfuckers. Yeah. Thinking they're all cool.

SPEAKER_00 9:02

I was like forced gump. I probably drank about 15 of those non-alcoholic beers just trying to see social.

unknown 9:08

No.

SPEAKER_01 9:09

I think I heard if you drink enough anything, you get kind of buzzed.

SPEAKER_00 9:12

I'll tell you what I got. I got the urge to have to pee about every 40 minutes. That's what I got. Miserable. Yeah. It's like going to the form theater, drink one of them big old getting a triple feature.

SPEAKER_01 9:23

I was about to say, remember the double feature?

SPEAKER_00 9:25

The triple feature? Using it's triple? The triple two drinks and uh popcorn.

SPEAKER_01 9:30

Oh, I thought that was a double.

SPEAKER_00 9:31

No.

Surprise Wedding Reveal

SPEAKER_00 9:35

So um anyways, it was uh shout out Ruby's Lounge 2. Successful, successful party. Um I'm oh it was a wedding.

SPEAKER_01 9:44

Oh, wait, was it your wedding? Yeah, wait, it was your wedding? I got married. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah. What the fuck? I thought it was a party.

SPEAKER_00 9:52

Well, I didn't want to tell everybody because I didn't want to be talking about it.

SPEAKER_01 9:56

Too bad, so sad. You dumbass. And now I'm glad. I would have rented an extra large tuxedo. You dumbass. It was your wedding? Yeah. What the fuck? Here, listen to this. It's my wedding ring. I thought that was your NCAA championship ring. So big. I'm a prize. I got a big ring. Oh my god. Well, congratulations. I hadn't this, I had no idea, and now I'm kind of pissed off.

SPEAKER_00 10:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:20

You fucking dumbass.

SPEAKER_03 10:21

Yeah. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 10:23

I was under the under the radar because I don't want a bunch of people asking, and I don't want people to kept under a party. Like some people like are so kind. They're like, oh, let's do something for them. I don't want that. I appreciate you. You're a fucking idiot. You know what I like? I'm gonna tell my mom about I like mail. Send me a letter.

SPEAKER_01 10:42

I'm gonna tell my mom about this, and she's gonna be like, what? You got married? You didn't go, you bastard.

SPEAKER_00 10:51

I feel better now knowing your mom knows you're a bastard. She's gonna be pissed off at me. Um in your defense, I didn't tell anybody.

SPEAKER_01 10:59

Yeah, I didn't had no idea. And even the invitation was like, come to a party, Easter party. I'm like, Easter party? What the fuck knows?

SPEAKER_00 11:05

But the weather was nice, wasn't it? It turned out nice. It was a little uh rainy in the morning, but by the time it all shook out, it was nice. It was good. Kids swam, they were in the river the whole time. A bunch of kids there, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 11:19

Indian kids were they shooting in there?

SPEAKER_00 11:21

Oh yeah, no, no, oh yeah. Yeah, yeah. I can't even do it. On the banks of the Ganges, I was married. You really fucking dumbass.

SPEAKER_01 11:38

You really cloaked it. That was a cloak. Cloaked it.

SPEAKER_00 11:41

Um all right. Well, let's talk about stuff.

Ozempic Talk And The 80/20 Rule

SPEAKER_00 11:45

I was like thinking about cockfighter families. Like if you like the ones in Batesville. If you go to now, I have a friend from uh Odessa. Oh, yeah, and he's always like posting pictures like with all his grandkids, and he's got them at like a cockfighting. Really?

SPEAKER_01 12:02

That's illegal.

SPEAKER_00 12:04

He's in like New Mexico, and it's still illegal there, but they let you go, like you can publicize it all the way up to the cockfighting. Like, so they just go over the pretense of like we're we're we're rooster breeders, and it's really it's really on the gray line or whatever. That sounds pretty black gray. But he's but his whole family are like they're loading up in an expedition and driving like hundreds of miles every weekend to do cockfighter stuff. That sounds fun. And I'm thinking, I'm like, man, those kids are gonna know some shit. Like those kids are gonna be like eighth grade and someone's gonna be talking to them, and they're like, well, at the cockfight. It's like that their whole point of everything they know is gonna be at the cockfight too. Do you know how to sharpen a gaff? I just figure if your kid is getting educated at cockfight, he's probably gonna like outwater burger most other kids. Hell yeah, dude. Hell yeah. That sounds fun too. And if you're if you're an American cockfighter kid that's going across the border with your cocks to fight, that's illegal. Like you know, like if you know how to like smuggle your roosters across the river to go into a cockfighting derby, yeah, and then you come back and go to school like at Utopia or whatever. Yeah, you're probably gonna be fucking better than average.

SPEAKER_01 13:21

There's some people in uh when I went to school in Uvaldi that uh they their families did that. Yeah. They wore like the Letterman jacket.

SPEAKER_00 13:28

I always wanna smell like I want to go to the slasher cup in the Philippines.

SPEAKER_01 13:32

I want to go too. Oh, are you gonna keep that a secret too? Motherfucker. Yeah, where'd you get that cold cock fighter jacket? Oh, I just went to the Philippines of Briggins. What? That video, man, it looks like uh it looks fun in that big old stadium. It does, it looks amazing. There's a guy who's working in my car, he's like, Should I buy these roosters? I'm like, Why are they so small? He's like, They're they're miniature roosters, they're like as big as this. And I was like, No, that's a waste of money. He goes, That's a fucking waste of money and put it in my car. Like, okay, dude.

SPEAKER_00 14:08

So the roosters are a miniature that the eggs have half the cholesterol.

SPEAKER_01 14:14

He's like, they're cute, right?

SPEAKER_00 14:14

I'm like, I guess they're fucking roosters. I don't know, dude. You can sell a miniature everything to someone. Like, every time I turn around, someone's got like a smaller Australian Shepherd. It's like, this is a mini, mini Australian shepherd. How much are they? I don't know. $8,000. Oh, I want to stick a broomstick up its ass and mop the floor with it. That's what it looks like to me. Yeah. It's a little mini thing, Barker Yapper. Yeah, those dogs are expensive, those little mini ones. And they love them. The smaller they get, the more they love them.

SPEAKER_01 14:44

What's been going on in the world? This off the dome, tell me something. Off the dome. Uh what did Trump say? Praise the praise to Allah. What did he say? These crazy bastards. He I think he said that because it was on Polymarket. And they were like, there was like a huge like, will he say praise be to Allah? Everyone's like, no.

SPEAKER_00 15:06

Pull up the two the the two this you can't even be real life. I know most people did you see that? I saw it and I said, This can't be real life. Pull up on Kelshi. Uh yeah, the but he's on the creative.

SPEAKER_01 15:28

Uh I think he did too. I think he did too. Just so like Baron can make a quick 50 mil. He's a bastard dude.

SPEAKER_00 15:43

We're living in a clown world. Complete clown world. Uh he's here's the here's the tweet or post or whatever. Tuesday will be power plant day and bridge day all wrapped up in one in Iran. There will be nothing like it. Open the fucking straight, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in hell. Just watch. Praise be to Allah, President Donald J. Trump. This was like on Good Friday. This is Easter weekend for the Christian folks, and he was. I'm trying to see how much they got.

SPEAKER_01 16:19

I can't find it, but I can't find it.

SPEAKER_00 16:24

Can we uh can we elect Vince McMahon for president? Do you think his wife's behind all this? What's her name? Melania?

SPEAKER_01 16:31

No, no, uh Vince McMahon's wife.

SPEAKER_00 16:33

I can't remember. Is it his wife? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:36

Ex-wife, I think he's he dead?

SPEAKER_00 16:39

No, no, no. I think he met a new bride on Epstein Island or something.

SPEAKER_01 16:43

Okay. Do you see that the new the Epstein in Florida scene it, but it's another guy?

unknown 16:48

No.

SPEAKER_01 16:49

But now they think it's him, really. He's like, he's on podcasts. No.

SPEAKER_00 16:53

That's insane. Dude, I saw some crazy shit this morning where um one of these high-ranking military police guys in Mexico.

SPEAKER_01 17:04

Oh, yeah, you say I saw that.

SPEAKER_00 17:06

Was all of a sudden they were like, I think this guy might be actually running the cartel. The massage. Like he was hiding inside the police or like the how what is the word I'm looking for? In uh the cartel? Well, ins He was supposed to be, he was under the guise of policing to prevent the cartel. And then all of a sudden people assumed, like, holy cow, this guy might be the leader. And when they went to pursue him for questioning, yeah, he fled to Israel. And they took him in, they're like and they took him in, and that and he's there. But they said he's not a Jew, though. Right. But he probably is. He converted on the flight. Is that how they do it? I think can you do that? I think you can buy your way in.

SPEAKER_01 17:52

Oh, okay. Yeah. Are they uh are they is is Israel are they like as are is that real?

SPEAKER_00 18:00

Bro, I have no clue anymore. Who knows? It's it's kind of like one of those things when people talk about something like it's a club and I'm not in it, and they won't let me in. That old George Carlin bit. Yeah, yeah. You're not in it. I am I think I have some Jewish blood. It's like what are the whatever those people are on doing on Leona Road? Oh, yeah. You're in a club? Yeah. You're in the Can I join? Yeah. Oh who's complaining about internet cables going through town?

SPEAKER_01 18:33

Yeah, those uh what are they called? Those um power line things, those cables are going through the Hilton.

SPEAKER_00 18:38

Oh people are pissed off power lines, they're pissed off.

SPEAKER_01 18:42

I think uh isn't Baxter mad about that too?

SPEAKER_00 18:44

Those things are gonna be Baxter will be furious. He's furious until they ask him to string a cable, drill a hole. I know that's true. Shout out, Baxter. Baxter brewer. Um yeah, people are living about these giant power lines, and I'll be honest with you, they're ugly. They're an eyesore, but I guess they're necessary evil. I don't think they're that bad. I see some ugly houses. Yeah, I'm saying those are ugly.

SPEAKER_01 19:12

Did I write that? People complaining in your game. Yeah, I guess you didn't. Man, you're in a bad mood. I am perk up.

SPEAKER_00 19:18

You know what really perked me up the other day when our good friend was uh roasted. Oh, dude. Roasted owner.

SPEAKER_01 19:27

We were gonna talk about this last time.

SPEAKER_00 19:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 19:29

We were at uh me, McNew, and Phelps went to go eat breakfast at sunrise. And uh the lady, she works there. She's like she's the owner. I didn't want to say, but yeah. But she's like she kind of gives you a hard time. She went me too. She's good bullshit. Yeah, she does it to me too, which I'm like, I'll let it like water off a duck's back. Yeah. But Phelps didn't like that. What did she tell him?

SPEAKER_00 19:54

You're disgusting. You smell disgusting. Your face, your eyes are all bloodshy, and you smell like beer, and you're horrible. He like didn't know, he didn't know what to say. He was like, uh Yeah, and then she like came back around to fill up his coffee and she's like, Oh, the more I look at you, the more disgusting you are. And he ordered like five, he was like the best customer of the day. He ordered five breakfast tacos for the tacos and two to go. That was so funny. Yeah, she really let him have a when we when I left there with him and was driving him, he was like getting so pissed off he wanted to like call and cuss him out.

SPEAKER_01 20:31

Um, that's such a Phelps move, too. Calling a bond.

SPEAKER_00 20:35

But literally, like 90 seconds before she came over and said all this mean shit to him, he was like, This is the best taco I've ever eaten. This is the best chorizo and egg I've ever eaten in my life. It still is, still is, yeah. It still is.

unknown 20:50

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 20:51

I guess you had to be there. He had to be there, but it was like her foot up his ass. My eyes got big. I was like, oh my god. Yeah, I thought he was gonna, I was like, please don't. He wanted to mess my spot up. He wanted to say something.

SPEAKER_01 21:04

He's like, no, don't.

SPEAKER_00 21:07

But the last couple of times I've been in there, she's having to work double time. It's just her and the one other lady, Laura, and they're working. I think they lost some help because they've been spread thin.

SPEAKER_01 21:17

I don't know. How much does a waitress make? I tip them like 30% every time I go in there. Yeah, they make $20 off a table. I don't know. People don't want to work anymore, dude. It's sad. And that's not all I like doing is working now. That's it. That's all I like. That's it. Scrolling for hoes and working. Scrolling for hoes. Where do you scroll for hose? No, I'm kidding. I don't know. What was your was your wife when she was happy about the wedding?

SPEAKER_00 21:48

Oh yeah, she's the luckiest girl. She's so happy.

SPEAKER_01 21:55

Who's the ring girl? Was there a ring girl? They're all like 18, aren't they? Or in high school or whatever.

SPEAKER_00 22:02

Yeah. Was it just the kids? We got a bunch of kids. And someone did let the dog out of the gate and so it was running around. I was annoyed about that. I was not gonna lie. The gate and con? Yeah. But it was a joyful day.

SPEAKER_01 22:20

It sounds like I wish I would have been there. Yeah. Um oh yeah, dude, isn't gas so expensive now? What's going on? Straight harmuse bullshit. It's just $110 to fill up my pickup.

SPEAKER_00 22:37

It's gonna get worse. Is it? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 22:40

Well is it really?

SPEAKER_00 22:42

I I explained so I explained it to my son over the weekend. You know, he's in fifth grade, and I said, here's a great example. Let's use teachers as examples. And it's really hard for teachers to get increases in pay. I said, and where he goes to school in Brackettville, yeah, a large majority of those teachers commute from the U Valley area. So they're driving 45 miles uh to 60 miles one way. So let's just call it a good average hundred miles and then getting beat up by those kids. Hundred miles a day that they're they're commuting to go back and forth. Well, this huge 30,

Cockfighting Families And Weird Hobbies

SPEAKER_00 23:25

40, 50 percent increase at the pump from let's put his gases up a dollar a gallon.

SPEAKER_01 23:30

It's at four dollars. Or is it 380 or something? 380.

SPEAKER_00 23:32

So yeah, a dollar. Let's say a dollar. Let's say a dollar. But I told him if you're doing a hundred, that's uh that comes out to um I did the math with him. It's a couple hundred bucks a month. And you annualize that, and all of a sudden it becomes three, four, five percent of your your income. Your net income very quickly. Yeah. So you're dilute you're being diluted, and and on top of that, nothing else when gas goes up, nothing else gets cheaper. Everything gets more expensive. Right. Everything. I bought a five-dollar toothbrush today. God damn, you got your fingers free. I know. I love a new toothbrush.

SPEAKER_01 24:16

Aren't they nice? Wait, what what's your what's your grade? Your soft, medium, firm?

SPEAKER_00 24:21

I you can't find firm anymore, but I'm a firm guy. I tried to find found a firm in forever.

SPEAKER_01 24:26

The dentist I went to, she's like, use firm. I said, yeah, she's like, medium is the most you should ever go. That's what they say.

SPEAKER_00 24:33

Because they were fucking toothbrush must be a toothbrush salesman because they don't last, they get worn out so fast.

SPEAKER_01 24:37

Yeah, and then you know, the the less you take care of your teeth, the more Piss on Dollars Shave Club.

SPEAKER_00 24:42

I want you to do a dollar toothbrush. Oh, and I want a new toothbrush every week. Imagine love a new toothbrush. We're supposed to buy a dollar toothbrush. Dollar toothbrush. Yeah. Yeah. That'd be wonderful. What a wonderful line. I don't think that would hold up with a dollar toothbrush. You go to the dollar store. I if you got one every week. Every week, though? That sounds like a waste. Dude, they don't last. When I was a kid, a toothbrush lasts a long time. These bristles, they just get all deformed.

SPEAKER_01 25:12

What's better? A new toothbrush and new socks? Now that's a question.

SPEAKER_00 25:20

Man. What's worse? A bunk ass toothbrush or loose socks? Loose socks? I think loose socks are worse. They're wet too. I don't know why you'd have wet socks. Walking her into the bathroom. Oh, that your old hog was dripping on them from all your gay stuff.

SPEAKER_02 25:40

Gruffs.

SPEAKER_01 25:45

Oh, I uh went to court. No, I didn't go to court. I got I got my charges dropped. Really? Yes, sir.

SPEAKER_00 25:52

You what you walked the line and they folded. They did.

SPEAKER_01 25:56

They were like, make sure to be here on my on Tuesday, 9 o'clock. I'm like, I gotta leave here by like 3 45. So at 4 59, I got an email. Don't worry about coming in. They dropped the charges.

SPEAKER_00 26:08

4 59 p.m. Mm-hmm the day before. Watch uh. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 26:13

Best $600 I ever spent. Damn. Wait.

SPEAKER_00 26:18

You didn't foresee that, did you?

SPEAKER_01 26:19

No, I thought they were gonna, I was gonna have to drive out there. I went and bought some new uh dress pants at Walmart.

SPEAKER_00 26:26

Is that your new shirt? Your dress shirt?

SPEAKER_02 26:28

Like, yeah, I should have worn it.

SPEAKER_00 26:30

When somebody asked me at the deal on Saturday why you didn't come, I said you don't own a shirt without a hole in it. No, I do have a couple dresses. That is true. I was like, you don't really have any shirts without a hole in it and only basketball shorts. I love my baskets. My Amazon basic basketball shorts.

SPEAKER_01 26:45

They're so cheap. Ten doll for three pairs. Who asked you that? Tell me now. Somebody, somebody asked me. Your dad's gonna be so upset when he can't buy crack time.

SPEAKER_00 27:02

And about your wedding. Um tell me something else, bud.

SPEAKER_01 27:09

Yeah, we have time. Are you in a hurry?

SPEAKER_00 27:10

No, you're just in a bad mood. I'm just in a bad mood. Uh let me see. What about this communist manifesto?

SPEAKER_01 27:16

I don't know. Somebody's talking about the communist manifesto.

SPEAKER_00 27:19

Is there like multiple of them, or is there just one? I think it's where do you get this? I think it's like uh what's the Hitler thing? Mine Kong? Yeah, it's like that. You just find it on Amazon or whatever. Just one of them is it's like the same one, everyone gets the same one, it's just but you gotta get that one.

SPEAKER_01 27:33

Yeah, I don't like comedy. What's in it? They just tell you how to be a communist, I guess. But I'm like, why would I want to read it? And I don't even like the idea of it. I just like feel like everyone's a thief, and that's gonna put like everyone like in hyperdrive to steal shit.

SPEAKER_00 27:46

Yeah. Right. Well, it all of a sudden the currency goes from how much money you have or influence you have to how well you can manipulate others.

SPEAKER_02 28:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 28:02

Because there's still a hierarchy, there's no communist system where there's not a hierarchy. There has to be like a a leader, it's just or like a group of leaders. They should change the name from communism to we keep score differently. Right. Because it's still gonna be. Guess what? Most people, the most people that are not satisfied, you're not gonna be satisfied under communism either, because you're gonna get chinglaid. Chinglaid. Yes, sir.

SPEAKER_01 28:28

Is that a word? You always say that. I'm gonna ask my mom. Yeah, ask her. She's gonna be like, no, he doesn't know what he's talking about. I probably don't.

SPEAKER_00 28:35

But you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, I do. Do you want to be chinglaid or not chinglaid? I absolutely do not want to be chinglaid. There you go. It's a word.

SPEAKER_01 28:45

You watch baseball?

SPEAKER_00 28:47

I don't. My mom loves it. We watch the games all the time. I would rather watch someone paint a picture or build a house or paint a picture. You know, before I watch baseball.

SPEAKER_01 29:06

Really? Yeah. It's fun, dude. You see them hit the ball and then they go chase them.

SPEAKER_00 29:11

If if baseball was time lapse, I might enjoy it more. What do you mean, like goes faster? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 29:17

Yeah. I hate every I hate every do you like anything anymore? I'd hate everything.

SPEAKER_00 29:22

I like lunch. Oh, yeah. I like breakfast on Saturdays. I like this podcast more than most things. It's fun just to get all your grievances out. I like I like vehicles, I like driving. Oh, of course, though. Like driving around.

SPEAKER_01 29:36

Oh, my scout runs and I drove it the other day for the first time. Nice. I sat on an old bucket and drove around the neighborhood.

unknown 29:42

I like that.

SPEAKER_01 29:43

And I wasn't quite sure if I shifted it right way. And I didn't know if I was gonna run into the house on the end of the street. But it did stop. It did stop. And I turned around and came back. You're moving on, bud. First time it's moved in 23 years. Wow. I know. Time flies. It does.

unknown 29:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 29:59

It's fun though, I guess. I just don't like anything anymore.

SPEAKER_00 30:04

I'm ready to uh I like working. Ready to what? I'm ready to get my license in from the state. You still haven't gotten that? Oh my gosh, bruh. No. Do you call them every day or what? No, no, no. I haven't called them yet. But uh the end of this week will be two weeks that it's been under review.

SPEAKER_01 30:24

And so then uh we're reviewing this.

SPEAKER_00 30:26

Like, okay, what's the review? So but hopefully soon, because everything's coming along fairly well. Dude, they're building a lot of shit out here. Looks nice. Yeah. And then I have a uh variance hearing on uh some of my construction out front. What's that variance? Um, well, it's not it doesn't have anything to do with communism, you know, like when you buy a piece of property and then you think that you can develop it or change it as you wish with inside the perimeter of your property. It it doesn't work that way because you have to objectively adhere to laws and rules that have been adopted over the years by the cities or counties or states.

SPEAKER_01 31:20

Right. But you want to do it the right way. Yeah. That's funny.

SPEAKER_00 31:25

Yeah. So I don't know. I mean, whatever. I'm gonna get it get it figured out.

SPEAKER_01 31:32

We'll get it figured out, bud. I'm gonna sell a car. Yeah, I'm ready. Did you find um secretary or your personal assistant? I did. You did? I did.

SPEAKER_00 31:42

Who is it? I don't know. I'm not gonna tell you. Oh, okay. Yeah, you don't know. Is it a guy? You don't know. Okay. Will you tell me later? I guess. You don't know him.

SPEAKER_01 31:53

I don't know him at all.

SPEAKER_00 31:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 31:55

Who the fuck is this person? Um what's up, dude? We're just getting real, brother.

SPEAKER_00 32:06

Road construction workers and cyclists. I hate cyclists.

SPEAKER_01 32:11

I know everybody hates them, but I I hate them the most.

SPEAKER_00 32:13

I don't hate road construction workers, no, but I do hate road construction.

SPEAKER_01 32:17

I don't like their work ethic. Uh, because it takes so long. I see them all the time just sitting around. And that's another people say that, but they do just sit around.

unknown 32:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 32:29

Don't they? There it really doesn't seem I've seen road work with a sense of urgency, and I've seen road work that with that makes no sense at all. And I've seen more that makes no sense at all than I have seen with a sense of urgency. Yeah. But I have seen these army of fuckers come down here before and like re chip seal highway 90 and they do a hundred miles in a week. That's true. They're in and out of here. It's a pain in the dick while they're doing it, but that but it's over in a week. It's like they come in from like East Texas and they'll get it all done. What is that?

SPEAKER_01 33:04

I don't know. We get some people from here, they're like, we're not gonna do this.

SPEAKER_00 33:07

But like if you get something done going on an interstate, it's like it's not getting done. It's it's not a it's not a priority. It's not a priority.

SPEAKER_01 33:18

I know they're doing 35 in San Antonio and they build this exit for uh Eisenhower, and and my truck, I have to like go up a ramp, and it's tiny, it's like as big as like this, it's like as wide. Like, who the fuck built that? Yeah, it's insane.

SPEAKER_00 33:34

I don't really know who builds a lot of stuff. Me neither. I feel like we're not building things as well as things that were built a century ago. That concerns me.

SPEAKER_01 33:45

I think it's just streamlined more so people get their money faster. But did all I was thinking about this. Did all this you know how everything was great in the 50s?

SPEAKER_03 33:57

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 33:58

Did that all lead to us having shitty lives now? So if we wouldn't have had that, we would have had a better life now?

SPEAKER_00 34:07

Uh I think I'm not saying I'm that we have a shitty life by any means. All I do is look at my phone, it's pretty shitty. I am just saying that the quality of things that we get are not like the the 50s.

SPEAKER_01 34:22

Yeah, no, it's necessary or before the 40s or the 30s or I think like the 40s is like the beginning of the awesome times.

SPEAKER_00 34:29

So

Politics Chaos And Conspiracy Headlines

SPEAKER_00 34:30

uh just the product that you got. Of course, it took the average worker a long time to make something. That's true. It did. Yeah. There was more put there was less mass-produced crap. I think there were less options.

SPEAKER_01 34:45

And I don't like it now because there's nowhere, there's like not another place in the world where I can be like, we need to be more like them. Like they suck as bad as we do, or they're just as bad. Like China?

SPEAKER_00 34:56

I want to be like somebody, but I don't know who. There's no one. Aliens. What about the uh maybe the Japanese? Uh no.

SPEAKER_01 35:10

They're all perverts. Are they? Yeah. They have like their uh uh used women's underwear in in uh vending machines. Oh god. Have you seen that? No, it's fucking terrible.

SPEAKER_00 35:24

Sounds horrible. It's gross. What do you do with it? Fucking smell it.

SPEAKER_01 35:31

I don't know. Put it on? Like Christy Numb's husband?

SPEAKER_00 35:35

It's like you just try to figure out if the sushi from your vending machine is good or not, you like do the smell test like this. Oh, it does smell like this. It is no good to eat today.

SPEAKER_01 35:45

Oh my god. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_00 35:50

Oh what a good impression guy. All of my impressions are bad. I just like doing it. Do a Chinese guy real quick. I don't know, General. So do a black guy guy.

SPEAKER_01 36:03

No, I don't know how to do anything. You can do a Mexican guy, though.

SPEAKER_00 36:09

A little bit, maybe. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 36:11

Try it. Shout out uh lunch at Jack's? What happened there? Oh, I had a great lunch at Jack's. Um let's do it where I read it and you just you focus on you talking and I'll read it.

SPEAKER_00 36:22

All right. I had a great lunch at Jack's the other day. They have their specials for lunch. I don't go there as often. We talked about this. Uh you don't ever go there. Um, but I'll tell you what, I I did not feel like I overeat. They give you just enough food to like you don't know if you're still hungry or not. But it was good. You're like, I just got a pepper cheesesteak and a tea and a side of zucchini. And it was that like fried zucchini. Not fried, but like seared. It was it was sauteed 1867, which lunch uh lunch is expensive to go to restaurants, it's expensive.

SPEAKER_01 37:01

Well, when you Phelps went to Sunrise, you know how much it was? Well, he ordered seven tacos. It was $85 for lunch. Yeah. And the poorest guy at the table had to pay. You're the richest guy at the table. I know I am. I didn't even think about it. You don't have liabilities. Have nothing.

SPEAKER_00 37:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 37:19

You know, people say uh I'm spending money I don't even have. I have it, and I spend it. Like it cheaper. And I don't even think about it.

SPEAKER_00 37:27

Yeah. My mechanics calling me. And you don't have to save it for anyone. No. No one's expecting nothing. No one gives a fuck about me at all, dude. It's awesome. You don't even have a dog that cares about you. I'm a mom's dog. Yeah. Sleeps with me every night. Really? Make a joke.

SPEAKER_01 37:47

What kind of dog is it? It's a chihuahua. Oh, a chihuahua. She's got an abscess in her eye. It's like a little marble in there.

SPEAKER_00 37:54

It's kind of weird. Does that feel like it's like a stereotype that you're a Mexican with a chihuahua? Everyone has chihuahuas. We used to have a lot of chihuahuas. Exactly. We had three. My God. When I say we, my my parents, my stepdad loved it. He was just like chihuahuas. Does he have dogs now? Have two horrible, annoying dogs. What are they? Labradoodles or some shit. I hate a big dog. Yeah. Well, white people love dog dogs. I like a big dog that behaves. Well,

Power Lines And Small Town Complaints

SPEAKER_00 38:25

yeah. They're very few and far between.

SPEAKER_01 38:28

They jump on you. Yeah. Like that stupid dog at your ranch. Doug. It's a nice dog, but it's a little I mean, I hate that dog. A little rambunctious.

SPEAKER_00 38:37

I hadn't seen him in a while, so he might have been killed or gotten on a snare or something. You feed him? It's not my dog, but it's a guy. It's just a stray dog? No, no, no. It's the guy who's out there. Oh, okay. Guy who watches over stuff. But I was saying about road construction workers and cyclists, I will tell you. They got fucking nerves of a snake handler. They're stupid. These guys out there that are like painting the side of the road standing 14 inches from death for like what 28 years old. They don't even look up. They don't even you can sometimes I do a little experiment when I drive by them and I'm just like lay on the horn. They don't even flinch.

SPEAKER_01 39:21

I was one time I did see a guy almost jump off a bridge when I did that, but there was a guy working on the pole, like uh on um, I think it was Tyler. And uh I got super close to him with my truck, and the other guy's away like stop, get over. And I was like, Ah, he's fine, I'm so far away. And I got kind of close, and he almost he I think he wanted to get in the truck and chase me down. I bet he was pissed. I I stayed away. But these cyclists, dude, they'll uh they're stupid. There's like a whole group of them. Have you seen the one in San Antonio? They go downtown and like going around. They're gonna get killed.

SPEAKER_00 39:56

They are gonna get killed. They wouldn't be on the trails, but they like to ride on the roads. There was a bunch of them this uh this past like Friday on their riding to Con can. Like all of them they had like construction vests on, yeah. Riding the Con Can. Were you annoyed? Uh there wasn't that much traffic, so I just kind of blew past them and really bother me.

SPEAKER_01 40:18

But there's when I go to El Paso, there's a whole group that like rides in the mornings. I'm like, these guys, why do they have these bikes? And then the women show up and they're like there's shorts up their ass. I'm like, oh okay, that's why they're here. That's why they do it.

SPEAKER_00 40:32

Then they sell those clothes to Japan and that's where they make all their money.

SPEAKER_01 40:35

Yeah, that's how you tie it all in.

SPEAKER_00 40:37

That's how. Did you not know about that? I mean, I always read weird, twisted stuff about it. I think I've seen a video on it. Yeah. Did you know 200 idiots stood in line outside of the academy in Odessa, Texas to get their pictures taken? With the Billy Bob Thornton's son from Landman. That goofy skinny kid? Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah, fucking the mad magazine kid looking son of a bitch. He does look like that guy. Dude. What why doesn't like whenever I read like hear something horrible, like a plane crashed with like all these brilliant doctors that were gonna cure cancer? I go, why? But there's never like a line of people waiting to see the third fourth tier character of layman or mowed down by a drunk driver.

Breakfast Tacos And A Brutal Roast

SPEAKER_00 41:30

I never see that. I never see like, hey, maybe you did us a favor fucking killings.

SPEAKER_01 41:35

Do an H2S attack on a pad. Yes, yeah, why I think I saw the first episode of that show and they had like a bikini coffee thing. You see that? Yeah, they don't have those, do they? They do. They do after the show or before before. Really?

SPEAKER_00 41:52

Yeah, that's real. Yeah, the lingerie coffee or bikini coffees. I was never a fan of the Hooter stuff.

SPEAKER_01 42:00

I've been a couple times, like they like reach over, you can see their like deodorant falling out of their armpit. It's like fucking gross.

SPEAKER_00 42:08

Uh I used to like uh the wings at Hooters, but they're not they're not they're shutting them down, dude. They're obviously drive by a bunch that are shut down. Felt and I went to one probably six months ago, and it was just like, this is bad. Bad. It's really, it's just a bunch of uh single dads with their kids in there, and the dads are drinking beer and their kids are coloring. It's depressing, actually. That was a guy who used to it used to be a family restaurant. It wasn't.

SPEAKER_01 42:36

I've seen families now when I was drive by. There was a guy I worked with, and he uh him and his son used to go every like Thursday. He was like in his 50s and his son's like 24. Like, that's weird to go there with your dad and just get drunk. Just bro it up, broing it up. What's that game? He's in Puerto Rico, he's a fucking piece of shit. I hate that guy. What did you what do you and your dad do? Uh nothing. He annoyed, he bought he doesn't annoy me. He um he like blocks me out. Blocks you out. He's like, Are you here? Uh whatever.

SPEAKER_00 43:04

Did y'all cook a brisket in the weekend?

SPEAKER_01 43:06

No, my dad did, yeah. You didn't help? He had to buy the prime. You know why? Because everyone else bought everything else.

SPEAKER_00 43:12

So he just complained about that.

SPEAKER_02 43:15

He's like, $100. Can you believe that?

SPEAKER_00 43:19

Yeah, I can. How was it? It was good. Was it? Oh yeah. Cook a pretty good brisket.

SPEAKER_01 43:24

Yeah, he he he he went out there, he was there all night. I thought he usually does like the six hours and then in the oven. But uh it was for Easter, so uh he's the other all night with it. Damn. Came out good.

SPEAKER_00 43:36

Yeah. When he brought it in the next morning today, he has risen. Well done. No, he was dead dog tired.

SPEAKER_01 43:44

Was he? Yeah. He's 69 years old. What church service do they go to? The one on Saturday. No, he went Friday. No, he went Sunday morning. Somebody got they got somebody they had a big service on Saturday night. Somebody got married there.

SPEAKER_00 44:01

Really? When me, butn't one.

SPEAKER_01 44:05

Some guy with uh tattoo.

SPEAKER_00 44:07

Catholics won't let me in.

SPEAKER_01 44:09

Yes, they will. No. They you tried. No. No, you didn't. No, it's Alex didn't get married in the church. Alex, I gotta be with you now. You took that away from her. What do you mean? She should have been married in the church. But she wasn't.

SPEAKER_00 44:30

I don't know how all the rules work. That's it. She's doomed. Doomed.

unknown 44:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 44:36

More ways than one.

SPEAKER_00 44:40

Sorry, babe, it's worth it. Oh yeah, it is. A lifetime with me and an eternity on that.

SPEAKER_01 44:46

And a pipe empire that rivals any in any in the Baytown, Texas.

SPEAKER_00 44:52

Do they really uh lift the sanctions on Russian oil?

SPEAKER_01 44:55

Yeah, but they had to. I think they're trying to get them back in the petrodollar. Oh. They want to get rid of all that brick shit. That makes sense. Mm-hmm. I think we should align more. This is my idea. We align more with China and Russia. Fuck these European nations.

SPEAKER_00 45:11

I mean, I feel like this country's fucking us just as well as we like to say the Russians and the Chinese are screwing their own people. So maybe we are doing that.

SPEAKER_01 45:20

I just think Europeans are too like gay. And the Russians and Chinese are more masculine. I mean I'm going to Europe next month. Why? What? And then do then the slasher cup after that?

SPEAKER_00 45:35

No. What are you doing in Europe? I got some work to do over there. In Europe. I'm looking at a thing. Oh. A widget. And I'm going over there. And I'm just gonna be interested to see how everybody just gets along and doesn't care. Where in Europe are you going? I'm going to Germany. Really? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 46:01

Are you taking your wife?

SPEAKER_00 46:03

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 46:06

Oh, for your for your thing. No, no, no. It's for work. Remember that snuff we just stick in our nose?

SPEAKER_00 46:12

I'm gonna take her to uh I'm gonna take her to one of those camps over there and be like, see, there's worse things than being married to me.

SPEAKER_01 46:22

I think they were in Poland. I don't think they had any in Germany. Sneaker across the border. Lock her in Ann Frank's basement. I think that was in Amsterdam. Oh, your wife. Look, what about this picture? Isn't it? Look at her fucking ass. It's gross. Do you see it? Yoga pant ass girl things. Yes, look how far it goes, L. This is what these women are doing. Yeah. I guess people gotta do. I was thinking about that today. I complained about everything, but I'm like, people gotta do something. I can't just sit around.

SPEAKER_00 46:58

I'm sick of looking at yoga pant ass. Like the pants are fake now. The pants manipulate. Yeah, they do. Yeah. Do they? Yeah. And you can tell.

SPEAKER_03 47:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 47:08

You know what I think's hilarious? There's a bunch of people out there that have OnlyFans and they've basically like broadcasted to the world like I am a whore. Or I'm I am I'm willing to be sexualized, even if like a whore is not the right word. I'm willing to be sexualized to subjective. I'm willing to put myself out there for your dollar. And then they they've done that, and their career earnings are like $87.

SPEAKER_01 47:41

Yeah, they get they get like the rewards I get from my my check-in account, like 87 cents, I think, every two months.

SPEAKER_00 47:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 47:47

There's a lot of people that do it. But how do how do you get on that high tier?

SPEAKER_00 47:52

I'm I assume it's like anything, like a little bit of luck and a little bit of hard work. You gotta work your ass off, yes. Literally. Uh, but if you're if if you're just not if you're unsuccessful at that, but you still have the like because of course the first people to know are gonna be like your peer, like someone's gonna find you. Yeah, they were like tell that works. My uncle finds your arch nemesis, yeah, or your weird uncle is gonna find it.

SPEAKER_01 48:20

Yeah, I'm gonna find it.

SPEAKER_00 48:22

And then like forever, you're gonna be the girl with the the you're gonna be the girl with the pornos. Yeah, but people don't think that far ahead.

SPEAKER_01 48:32

No, they do it's all like instant gratification. That's it. I saw a video of a woman she turned uh turned 18 on and then she had her phone out. Her mom had the phone, she's like, time to sign up for OnlyFans, and they're all like made a big party and she signed up. Wow. Isn't that insane? That's insane. I don't know what this world's coming to. I need more money. Oh, what about Tiger Woods? Um, he flipped his car and he said uh he's on the phone with Trump. Is that what he said? Yeah, he's like on the phone with the president.

SPEAKER_00 49:06

This motherfucker crazy.

SPEAKER_01 49:08

He's crazy, dude. He's got that terrible hairline.

SPEAKER_00 49:11

What if he was really on the phone with Diddy?

SPEAKER_01 49:13

I don't know. Diddy?

SPEAKER_00 49:15

Is he still in jail? I think so. No one talks about him anymore. What did he do? Put him with baby oil or something? What was that? Yeah, I don't know. He was like I don't know. There was a there was a bunch of charges they didn't get him for the big ones. I think maybe he's out now, or he's getting close.

SPEAKER_01 49:32

Uh like two years or something and get out on good behavior. They got him on some bullshit too. It wasn't even like that bad.

unknown 49:41

Diddy.

SPEAKER_00 49:42

It's tough out there.

SPEAKER_01 49:44

Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_00 49:45

Isn't that you know what that fucker's still gonna be rich?

SPEAKER_01 49:48

What do you do? How do you say it? Rich. Rich. Rich. There was a I went by San Marcus and there was a Hooters there. It was closed.

SPEAKER_00 49:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 49:58

Like, dude, if you can't make it in San Marcus, Texas, how how are you gonna make it in Waco?

SPEAKER_00 50:03

Can't make it anywhere.

SPEAKER_01 50:04

Can't make it. Yeah. They don't have them on. I think Ojos Locos is the new one, though. I always see those popping off.

SPEAKER_00 50:10

Those are jamming when I drive by those.

SPEAKER_01 50:12

The one in Houston, there's like a couple I've drive by their that parking lot's packed full of.

SPEAKER_00 50:15

We should open one Biojos Locos. And it's just homeless, just homeless bitches in there. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 50:22

Viejos locos? No.

SPEAKER_00 50:24

Biojos.

SPEAKER_01 50:24

Oh, fiojos?

SPEAKER_00 50:26

Yeah. Pinche Viojos Locos. And then we just get a bunch of them women with lice. Oh, I thought it was a lice. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 50:39

I have to ask my mom about that one.

SPEAKER_00 50:41

Your mom, she's a what? Wise, wise woman. She knows a lot of stuff. She knows a lot of Spanish. I impressed Chat GPT so much with a prompt.

SPEAKER_01 50:54

You're on there all the time?

SPEAKER_00 50:55

That gave me two answers. I said to make uh that meme that I shared of the for the last episode we did of the boxing ring with the ICP clown posse. Oh, yeah. Okay. Mass and the two cobras fighting. And Chat GPT came back to me and said, Wow, what a creative and interesting image you've described. Here's two choices. Tell us which one best describes what you're looking for. And both I had to tell him you nailed it on both. Yeah. And so we love to hear that. Did you use both of them or just that one? No, I just used one. No, that only saw one. Yeah. You wowed it. It made me laugh. It's like you're so batshit fucking crazy. We're gonna give you two choices.

SPEAKER_01 51:42

What did you put in there? You like put me boxing ring, cobras.

SPEAKER_00 51:47

Uh I think if I get uh fired, I want to be a uh AI prompter.

SPEAKER_01 51:53

Oh why would you ever get fired?

SPEAKER_00 51:55

I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 51:55

Prompter. You think they're doing that? It's a scam, some Indian guy.

SPEAKER_00 51:59

Um, no, I just I like to prompter the machine. Yeah, okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 52:04

Did you see that? Uh now I'm on the anti uh who's the governor? Abbott? I hate him now too. Well, what do you do now? He was uh saying something he was like talking about how all these Indians in Texas are awesome and we should like respect them. It's like what the fuck? What are you doing? They got some stem cells for him. Uh they probably do, dude.

SPEAKER_00 52:24

I was like, I gotta respect these motherfuckers. I'm not gonna do that. Oh. From everything I don't go to Frisco, Texas. I've been there once like 20 years ago. I don't want to go to Frisco, Texas. No, it's like tucked away in some little enclave. I'm not it sounds like a lot of traffic to get there. But what I see on the internet I got these fucking new temples. Yeah, it's it's like New Delhi. If they ask Craig Herman about that, he lives there.

SPEAKER_01 52:52

Lives up there, I thought Clint. So, yeah, and then they're all from like a town called Hyperbad or Hyper Hyper or something. They're all from that same little town in India.

SPEAKER_00 53:01

Really?

SPEAKER_01 53:02

And they've all been here since like 2004.

SPEAKER_00 53:05

The the the Wow The Mass Exodus from Hyperbad?

SPEAKER_01 53:09

Because it's hyperbad. Damn, it's bad. We need to go to India. I'd love to go just to visit. I you know that Slum Dog Millionaire was a great movie. It was cool. I like the way they did that. I thought it was a really good movie. And I like the title. I'm like, this is very apt for these people. Yeah. Slumdogs. There's a few million millionaires in there. You like that movie? When was Abbott saying this about the Indians? He said it earlier. I'll find it. Well, we gotta we gotta respect everybody, bud. Not respect like treat them equally, respect them like bow down to them, I think you meant.

SPEAKER_00 53:45

What if we you know everyone's like the jury's out on this AI, like what are we doing with AI? What's AI gonna do for us? What is like we need to give it a job. And I don't think that there's any better job for AI than to manage like a city. Yes. So like you'll still elect your officials and they will prompt the AI, they will give the pathway. They will they will tell it what the goal is, what what's important to us, what we're voting on. Texas will be a land for the Indian community, a land for Africa. That's terrible audio. You interrupted my rant with that dog shit. Now I don't want to leave. Get the fuck out of here, I'm so annoyed. I don't even know what I was talking about.

SPEAKER_01 54:36

Now I'm so you were talking about how AI should govern a town.

SPEAKER_00 54:40

Go ahead. The departments, the trash pickup schedules, um, the assessments, the I thought that's where we're gonna use it for. I know it it's maybe it's not there yet. Because I feel like a lot of people that you have in the administration side of cities, there's a lot of people doing that work. And cities are always like, oh, we're broke. Yeah. You know what I mean? Or we're having money for the budget, or we we don't have money for the budget. And essentially, like I assume, like a city, they don't really compete with private industry as far as pay goes. I mean, like our a mayor here in Uvaldi makes m not basically $500 a year or something like that. It's it's not a paying position.

SPEAKER_01 55:31

It's a pittance.

SPEAKER_00 55:32

And uh a council member doesn't really get paid. Those are it's basically service volunteer. That's how it should be service, yeah. But then when you get into the management roles and the uh administrators and the um people that are clerically running these departments and things like that, um you're they're they're making like 150. I I don't uh maybe the highest,

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SPEAKER_00 56:00

but it goes down quickly. I just think there's a huge opportunity to use AI and and have AI delegate a lot of those decisions. Yeah. We need an AI city because I'd love it.

SPEAKER_01 56:14

I I think that we could it all needs to start with some some somewhere small, and that's how it grows.

SPEAKER_00 56:19

From my experience, when you interface with a city, you usually begin your communication with probably the lowest rung on the ladder at the admin level.

SPEAKER_01 56:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 56:31

And that person usually thinks they're the most important person in the city.

SPEAKER_01 56:36

It's a bureaucracy you're talking about.

SPEAKER_00 56:38

And so there's immediately an impasse um where now you're you're dealing with somebody low on the totem pole that's creating hurdles for somebody who's just trying to live in the city. Right. And I think AI could do that subjectively without having an ego or thinking that I finally have I finally am important. You mean objective? Let me be important. Yeah. AI is never going to do that. No, no. It's never gonna be like, oh, like I have little man syndrome, but on a professional level.

SPEAKER_01 57:16

Right. Have you noticed this when uh like there's a there's like a boss like a vote company and the secretary like protects the boss? Yeah, you know that like sort of um um I don't know what it's calling it, but you know what I'm talking about.

SPEAKER_00 57:31

Well, yeah, and also there's a lot of times where the lowest paid person is doing a lot of the work and running a lot of the show. So the the I think there's a huge disconnect from the top and the bottom.

SPEAKER_01 57:44

Yeah, it could be rethought out. Yeah, it could be streamlined so fast with AI.

SPEAKER_00 57:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 57:49

But people must be able to do that. And AI can do a lot of the tasks. Yeah. Maybe not now, but maybe in the maybe that's where we're going.

SPEAKER_00 57:56

Maybe where we're going. Do you see the that like parody commercial? It was like energy to run our energy. It's basically like talking about like data centers and stuff, or you know, we need all this energy to run it. Yeah, and but AI is displacing everyone and everyone's gonna be out of work, and then it just showed this whole town of like really in shape people that are just riding their what are what Pelotons or Pelotons or whatever. Wasn't it like uh powering uh data center?

SPEAKER_01 58:28

It was like Sam Altman and Elon, like in 2008.

SPEAKER_00 58:31

It was like Sam Altman, Elon Musk, and they were fat as fuck, but then everybody else was yeah. I mean, that's a good idea. Did you see have you seen all the news going around how uh Oracle has laid off 30,000 people, but apparently they're gonna lay off maybe as many as 300,000?

SPEAKER_01 58:51

They could.

SPEAKER_00 58:52

So that they can curb their um they can put that money invested into data centers. But last year they were profitable just under $13 billion, which essentially said that they could have paid all those people the rest of their life. Um they got rid of them?

SPEAKER_02 59:10

Yeah, that's funny.

SPEAKER_00 59:13

I believe that they could no, they could have paid all those people the rest they could pay everyone they have the rest of their life, um, and still like have more than half of what they made in profit in profit.

SPEAKER_01 59:28

But we can't do that because that's but they have shareholder responsibility, right? Yeah, that's how that works. It's not it doesn't seem fair, but it is. I think we have a social we have like a social, we have like corporate socialism. I think that's true.

SPEAKER_00 59:43

So I don't like that. Things should be allowed to fail. What would be an interesting is to revalue the shareholders. So if I have a company with a million shares and you own 500,000 of them, well, I don't think about you 500,000 times, I think about you one time. So if I've got 30,000 employees, but I only have 12,000 shareholders that own all of my shares, well now those shareholders only get 12,000 consideration compared to these 30. I'm trying to just I'm doing a poor job of explaining it. You really are. You don't really know. But it's just when BlackRock and Vanguard are the shareholders and we're adhering to this baseless I pay into the van Vanguard.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:39

They manage my one of my funds. Part of the machine.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:44

That's hilarious. And they're

Dropped Charges And The Bureaucracy Grind

SPEAKER_00 1:00:45

gonna automate truck driving, and then you're gonna have nothing, and you're gonna be living on you're gonna still be paying them a management fee and living off of what they manage for you.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:53

I don't know. I think are they gonna get really rid of truck driving?

unknown 1:00:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:57

When? As soon as they can. Well, yeah, but how long is that gonna be? 20 years? Five? Dude, maybe five years. But maybe maybe five.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:10

Maybe.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:11

I mean you it all depends on what AI does. I can defend five as well as you can defend twenty.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:16

Okay, but but do you think that AI I've heard AI is a scam. I mean it might be, but I can literally like what are we doing using it now? Like, why is it so awesome? Because you can make a fucking picture on your phone. That's all I use it for.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:31

I make a picture. I use Google. I'm I organize a lot of things that I'm working on and ask. It's crazy because I feel like I can ask a question and get a contrarian, if I ask the question right, I can get uh like a more honest feedback and intelligent feedback sometimes than I can, like if I were just to stop someone. If I stop someone in my office, like I have to explain to them like the whole time. And if they get off track or they misunderstand what I say, then I'm completely missed the point. But I feel like when I'm communicating with the machine, yeah, I'm what I'm putting into it, I'm getting back an answer that I'm like, oh, that's well thought out, or that's interesting. Yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:22

Exactly. I don't know. What is that on your ring? Is that like a little dime?

SPEAKER_00 1:02:24

Because you're a dime piece. Uh that is a Roman coin.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:29

Oh my god. You're such a nerd.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:32

The Republic must come first.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:34

Where did you find that? I have one too. I got it off eBay.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:38

Antique show.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:40

And she put that in there? No, it was already made. Oh, I thought you I thought she made that first.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:45

It's made in Turkey.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:46

Really? Yeah. My God. You should get a whole thing of rings on your I should. Because you own a car a lot. You guys aren't wearing a cowboy hat too. Uh whenever you go pissing. Anyways, AI's gonna put you out of work. It's not. Uh, whenever you go piss when you're in the bathroom, public bathroom, and you're either shitting or pissing, do you flush before you shit so they can't hear you?

SPEAKER_00 1:03:10

Or you just let it rip? I I don't I don't. I just like wait till I'm home or whatever. Oh, you know. If I really have to use a public bathroom that bad, I don't care who hears me. Really? I want them to hear, I want them to clear out.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:22

That's what I'm talking about. I mask it. I'm a mask.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:27

That makes me gay.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:31

I've always wanted to know. I'm like, am I the only one who does this? I guess I am.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:35

What's your favorite dirty canned recipe? Like, I saw a recipe the other day that somebody opened a can of whoremeal tamales, poured them into a pan, covered it with Wolfbrand chill chili, and then covered it with cheese and put it in the oven and like made enchilada casserole. And I was like, I shouldn't be.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:52

I would probably try that. I want to do Big Mama wiener casserole.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:56

Ugh.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:57

That sounds amazing. I'll invite Bito since he likes them too.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:00

Like I like a green bean casserole. That's kind of like a dirty canned recipe. Yeah, but they're just onions, right? People used to eat like salmon cakes all the time, you know. Oh, yeah. I like those. Canned salmon. You don't like that?

SPEAKER_01 1:04:12

Mingo used to love the anchovies. Yeah. Uh I tried the anchovies. They're fucking disgusting.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:18

Shout out the green beans at Ebbett's Barbecue. Best green beans. I know they're just out of a can with like heavy seasoning, but I've gotten where I I go to Ebbett's at least once a week.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:30

I never go.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:31

I look, I really like it. What do you get there? Like, I understand no one's gonna go stand in line at an hour to eat at Ebbett's Barbecue, but I'm gonna go stand in line for five minutes to eat there because it's consistent. What do you get? I get a two meat. How much is it? Uh a two meat a two meat with two sides and a drink. 27. No, it's 2340. It's not like that bad. It's it's um, you know, when when Rosemary's got her brisket special. Of course, you only get one meat there, but I'll go eat that. But I will say when I'm done, sometimes at Evetts, there's a few bites of food left. Like I'm full. Like really?

SPEAKER_01 1:05:11

Yeah. The two meat plate? Yep. I've never I've never been inside of it. Really? I've never been inside of Evetts. It it always I'm gonna drive by, I'm like, oh yeah, because I go to H E B.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:21

That's the most mild thing I've ever heard. Is it really? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:25

That you've never been inside of Evits.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:27

That you haven't.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:28

Never.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:28

Especially as much time as you spent at the golf course. You never when you were a kid, you never walked over and got a barbecue sandwich.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:34

Never mom sent you with a bunch of trepas. It's like people used to have the uh at Rexhaw, they used to have their um what is that? Club sandwich. Yeah, but they had like a uh a tab. Oh, yeah. Whenever I found out that happened, I'm like, man, these guys got it made.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:50

Rich.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:51

Rich.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:52

Rich. And they were rich. I got my grandparents had a tab at Rexall. They did, and uh I overused. It and I knew I was overusing it. I would say I was abusing it. And I got to where I was signing fake names on it, and I started signing Willie Edwards' name on it. And one day my grandpa was like, What the fuck is Willie Edwards charging sandwiches in my account? And I was like, You ought to get that son of a bitch. Did he ever get after him? No, probably. I think they figured out it was me because my grandmother went down there and they're like, It's Steven. I was like, damn, busted.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:27

I remember Willie. We used to play golf, and he uh he's like, get in my cart and go pick up these golf balls. And I was driving his cart and the power line, the poles that hold the the lines that hold the poles were like come down like in an angle, and I wasn't paying attention and I ran right into it, ripped the top off. You you're the one who destroyed his golf. Yeah, proud day. And then I told uh I had Dre Duty with his wife about 10 years after that, and I told her that story, and she was like, That sounds you did that. And I was like, Yeah, she's like, I hate that.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:56

And I was like, I'm sorry, I thought it was funny. So you can like watch com commercials, you can watch sitcoms, you can watch all kinds of shows. You know what? Everybody's pro. Everybody thinks it's like a ha

Cyclists, Road Work, And Build Quality

SPEAKER_00 1:07:10

ha good time, exciting. Chicks flashing. Chicks flashing. You go to Mardi Gras, they're like, Oh, show your tits. Showing your boobs. Like, yeah, that's uh like everybody's like, oh, you flash. You see all these Instagrams of like girls that like flash construction workers or whatever. But it's like the the girl's gone wild, but the idea of it is like that's an acceptable thing. Like, oh, your day was made because some chick showed her boobs, or at least it gave you a chuckle, you know, not your day made, but like just something you talk about around the kitchen table. Yeah, something you could go to. You'll never guess what happened to me. Around the kitchen table. If you run down the road and some guy helicopters his hog out the window, you're gonna be offended. You're going to jail. There, that is you want a quality, you want a quality, then you're gonna have a bunch of men running around shaking their hogs at people. That's what I think.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:04

Has it ever happened to you?

SPEAKER_00 1:08:06

God don't no, but I knew a girl at Texas Tech that some guy ran up to her in uh like Walmart and they do the flash room, yeah. Like pulled his pulled his deal out and like twirled it around a little bit and ran away. Wait a fuck traumatized.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:22

How do you get off on that? That sounds so weird. So weird like to put someone in that such awkward like situation. Is that where they get off on? Yeah, I guess so. Um there was I was driving a truck, I was driving my truck and I was in downtown Houston, and I parked next to the store, and this guy came around and he pissed right next to it, and his whipped his dick out. I was like, oh shit. And then another guy went right there and pissed right, and then another guy, the same spot. I'm like, what is they're like dogs? Yeah, it was insane.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:50

It was like last year. Did you uh did you see the post where the guy was like, I hit my breaking point, and he was like, I went to uh the hospital with my son, and we have insurance, but we had to wait in the emergency room uh for six hours, and it cost me my whole deductible of three thousand dollars. And he was like, There was a family of illegals. How do I know they were illegal? Because they answered the hospital, asked them and they had the conversation and admitted to it, and they were all like whoever the family was in a wreck, like they were all admitted before us, and their cost was zero. Really? He said, If you if you have if you're complaining about your health care in America, I suggest we put ice uh at every hospital this year's.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:45

Yeah, I I agree with you. But I'm my advice to him would be like just go in there and don't act like a homeless person and they will treat you for free. Yeah, just do that. They'll treat you for free.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:57

We've let this health insurance scam get completely out of control.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:01

It's every dude, everything's a scam. These people they go to basic training, they'll go to like join the army, they'll pretend they get hurt and then like at 80% of uh disability for like the rest of their lives. Yeah, shout out to our uh beloved uh armed forces.

Cascarones, Litter, And Easter Consumerism

SPEAKER_00 1:10:17

What's up with uh did you see all the people lined up highway 90 selling cascarones? No, were they doing that?

SPEAKER_01 1:10:25

I saw them like they're all uh selling the Easter bunnies.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:27

Yeah, the pinatas and cascaronis, you saw them all up and down. Yeah, I did. There was literally 14 people spread out, they were squatting under the roof at uh they were even working Easter morning. Yeah, I saw them at AutoZone. They're at AutoZone, they were at townhouse, townhouse was closed, and the guy was like sitting out under the awning out of the rain and like on their porch. Where the fuck did this Cascarón cartel come from? I stopped and bought some cascarons from because everyone wants the easy fucking money.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:59

I stopped and bought from them.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:00

Oh, you did? And the how much were they? The guy was like a young 18, 19-year-old kid. No sables inglés. I had to speak my rancho Spanish. He's probably embarrassed for you. He wasn't, he was relieved. He was he like he could not fucking wade his, he would not have been able to make a sale his how bad his English was. Uh-huh. Like that's how bad it was. And he was so relieved when I started butchering some fucking Spanish about Cuantos Cuestas and Bolsa the Wells.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:31

Cuestas.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:34

Quantas cuestas, motherfucker. Quantos huevos en un bolsa? I had to ask him how many cascarones are in there. Let me say. He said, sien. Really? A hundred? And so they're $20 for a hundred cascarones. I would just flip that ticket. Those were those eggs, those chickens must be the most malnourished fucking chickens because half those cascarones broke just by idling in my old dog's truck. Really? Yeah, they just started cracking. Cummins was all humming on them and they cracked all. Your kids are crying. Vale verga. Yeah. Were they colored at least? They were, they're colored and dying. Oh colored. And my son asked me, he goes, he goes, Do you think they made them all? Or they're just buying them really cheap in Mexico? I said, they got slaves in Mexico that made those. Slaves. No, um, I make that part up, but how do they make those? And then what's up with this? And that's all litter, too. I hate cascaronis. I hate them too. It's all fucking litter. It is litter. Thank you. Hallelujah. You're littering. You're littering. That just stays in your in your lawn for like 40 minutes.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:44

How about some microplastics, you asshole? You know how they make that paper? I've been to a paper factory. It fucking stinks. It stinks.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:54

It stinks.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:55

And the people who live there are just like, it's fine. Yeah. It fucking stinks. My clothes stink.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:00

It's horrible. Oh, shout out Sillsby, Texas. And what's up with these fucking Easter people flexing like it's Christmas? I saw these people posting like their kids with the Easter basket that had more shit in it than I would get someone for Christmas. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_01 1:13:18

I saw one, it had a it was a go-kart in the basket.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:22

I mean, what the fuck was literally in fucking sex? It's Christmas. But for Easter? For Easter. Yeah. There was people with toys and like overflowing buckets of shit and candy. And like, I'm so you know what we all have to do? We all have to grow up and be around these little spoiled fucks that think

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SPEAKER_00 1:13:45

they're gonna get presents every time a Easter's a real holiday, but it's not a present holiday. It's not.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:51

I saw it has nothing to do with nothing. It has to do with Jesus. Yeah. I saw a hunting family, they have uh the basket full of rifles. Jesus. I didn't. That's all.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:02

The gift is salvation. Yeah, it's not a cornucopia of bullshit.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:08

Did you ever get a basket when you were young?

SPEAKER_00 1:14:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:10

I did too. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:12

Shout out, mom and dad. Thank you. You know who never got me one? My dad.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:17

I hate to see what's in that basket.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:19

Happy Easter. Here's a can of cherry skull.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:21

Here's the keys in my truck. You gotta pick me up later. Yeah, exactly. What about when they say he is risen? They say that's like he is the word risen.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:32

Like he's he trumps all the other stuff. Yeah. That's epic. Shout out, Jesus.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:39

It's about dinner time for me. How long are we done? Are you hungry? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:41

What are we gonna go eat?

SPEAKER_00 1:14:42

At home. What are we gonna go eat? I'm going home. What are you eating at home? I don't know. Steak dinner. My wife better have some goddamn dinner on the table when I get there. I'll tell you what.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:53

What if she made you a pot roast? That'd be awesome. Lucky me, huh?

SPEAKER_00 1:14:57

Alex, get on that pot roast. That's probably cheeking.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:01

Alright, well, I guess are you done? I'm done. How long are we doing nice? Uh, hour 15.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:07

Oh my god, I'm working overtime. Fudge out of here.

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SPEAKER_01 1:15:11

Alright. Uh, shout out Ziggy's, into a smaller degree, Ruby's. Come buy a car from Old G Motors. What's the address here?

SPEAKER_00 1:15:19

2309 East Main Street, Uvaldi, Texas. Right across from Billy Bob's hamburgers. I had Billy Bob's earlier, it was good.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:28

We got a pink chip burger.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:30

I got a 2009 Ford F250, all replacement front and rear iron, Larried edition, leather seats, backup camera, mint truck, mid on the miles coming in. It's a diesel? It's gonna be it's a diesel. It's gonna be a hell of a diesel. Is that a 6'7? It's a 6'4. Ooh, the good one. The good one. Come see me. Give me a shout. It's gonna be a hell of a whip. All right, we'll see y'all later.