Stuffed Mariachi Frog Band

We’re back from a week-long hiatus and we waste zero time easing in. The mic turns on and it’s straight into South Texas life: sponsor shoutouts, the new office, and the kind of local details you only get when you’re actually in the mix in Uvalde County. Then it quickly becomes what we do best, pulling real stories and petty irritations into bigger questions about how people live right now. 

Food is the gateway topic, but it turns into a full-on snapshot of culture: prime rib that deserves respect, breakfast spots that live and die by tortilla consistency, and why Texas barbecue is as much about value and time as it is about taste. We also hit rodeo talk and explain the Calcutta for anyone who’s heard the word but never knew what it meant. If you like regional humor with real references, this one feels like a drive across Highway 90 with the windows down. 

Then the conversation pivots to modern money habits and tech. We talk Klarna and the buy now pay later economy, DoorDash markups, and the weird reality that people will finance almost anything if you make it easy enough. From there we get into AI, online history, and the uncomfortable idea that legacy newspapers pulling archives offline to block AI training could make the past harder to access for everyone. Add in travel complaints like carry-on luggage chaos, a rant about social media addiction, and a few wild local stories, and you’ve got a full hour of funny, blunt, and occasionally unsettling honesty. 

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Transcript

Back From Hiatus And Shoutouts

SPEAKER_01 0:01

And we're back. What's up, McNew?

SPEAKER_02 0:03

What's up, box? We've been on a week-long hiatus.

SPEAKER_01 0:08

It seems like it's been a month.

SPEAKER_02 0:09

It does seem that way. Everybody's been missing us. You've been missing us, send us a message. Yeah. If you wonder where we're at, if you if you care.

SPEAKER_01 0:17

Some people have been sending messages. Uh thank you for that.

SPEAKER_02 0:19

I hear a few. I hear I'll it always brightens my day a little bit. I've heard from a f from a few.

SPEAKER_01 0:24

Shannon Ziggy. Um have they paid their monthly dues? I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 0:30

Uh Victoria dropped by the new office uh the other day to check it out. Yeah, I saw her on uh Friday. Just what just giving a shout-out, yes. She was gonna bring a warming gift, but uh she said I don't drink, and then there was nothing at Hobby Lobby, so instead I got an in-person visit, which was nice. She could get you one of those rubber uh mallets. She said she's uh she sent me a firm toothbrush, but really um my uh I gotta get a new mailbox for over here. I just got a note from the postman said you need a new mailbox.

SPEAKER_01 1:04

What is it to do with the toothbrush?

SPEAKER_02 1:05

It was in the camera of the mail.

SPEAKER_01 1:08

So where's it where's it now?

SPEAKER_02 1:09

I don't know. The postmaster's brushing his teeth.

SPEAKER_01 1:12

Postmaster. So she just swung by to check out the stuff. Yeah, and say hello. Yeah, shout out Ziggy and Victoria. Yes, sir. Oh, and Ruby's our new official sponsor, along with Ziggy's.

SPEAKER_02 1:25

Yeah, shout out uh Ruby's uh shared shared us or tagged us in a post or something, and uh, I think we picked up some traction on quite a few new followers.

SPEAKER_01 1:35

It's Renee and his wife. They uh um they're both like Renee and Dakota? Yes, Dakota. Yeah, yeah. They're both uh they're very he works in the oil field. You know that uh I didn't know that. He does the he does this, the uh Drubies, and then he'll go work out there for a whole week while she takes over.

SPEAKER_02 1:52

Uh isn't that awesome? His nephew or kinfolk is uh is a buddy of mine. He's a guy that's helping me do with some detailing, and we're trying to help me find some cars and buy some cars together. He lives over in uh uh golly, don't let me lie now. Dilly or what if we were just recorded?

SPEAKER_01 2:11

We're not recording right now.

SPEAKER_02 2:13

That'd be all right. No one's that interested in this. Shout out, Manny, shout out Renee, shout out Dakota.

SPEAKER_01 2:17

Yeah, shout out Wait, what were we saying before I said that?

SPEAKER_02 2:21

No, nothing. I gotta give a shout out to Johnny Bones, too. Brought us a nice little uh warming gift for the pots.

SPEAKER_01 2:28

And they're real.

SPEAKER_02 2:29

We got a six-piece frog band, baby.

SPEAKER_01 2:31

We've been talking about this forever.

SPEAKER_02 2:32

Yes. Oh, mariachi of the checked him for cocaine. These are fent frogs. They look kind of fat.

SPEAKER_01 2:40

There might be some bags of drugs in there.

SPEAKER_02 2:42

Yeah, I like that. I like that. Uh shout out Joe Tom.

Prime Rib Praise And Breakfast Debates

SPEAKER_02 2:46

I ate Joe Tom's catering last night. Was that an event? Oh, you did. Yeah. And I I tell you what, the only thing that could have been better than the food Joe Tom fixed last night was what if it would have been bad and we could have come on here and roasted him.

SPEAKER_00 3:01

Yeah. But god damn, it was good.

SPEAKER_02 3:03

What was that? Prime rib. And it was probably the best prime rib I've had in since in the Midwest, they have wonderful prime rib. And I haven't had any real good prime rib in a while. I think this some of it stinks though. It was so Joe Tom nailed it. It was it was like I I barely ate my whole piece, but when they were cutting it, the fat boy in me wanted to be like, could I have more? I wanted to ask for more in the cutting in their serving line.

SPEAKER_01 3:30

They probably would have given it to you.

SPEAKER_02 3:31

They probably would have, but it would have been more than I would have eaten because I barely finished what I had. But I when as soon as I saw it, I wanted more, and damn, it was good. It was really good. You lost sides? So keep up the good work, Joe Tom. That was uh the sides? Oh, the sides were green beans, which were solid, mashed potatoes, which were solid, awesome and a little horseradish sauce and roll.

SPEAKER_01 3:52

That horseradish sauce, I love that.

SPEAKER_02 3:54

Yeah, it could have had a little more kick to it, but it was for the it was for the average person, you know. It was plenty good. Tom, you fucked up. I would have liked a little raw in there and mix it in.

SPEAKER_01 4:03

Did your mom used to do catering? She did. Oh, okay. She did. That's like a white person thing, you really. Yeah. I'm gonna cater her. That is I'm gonna cater.

SPEAKER_02 4:12

I think it's a that's a white people cater and uh uh Mexican people do plate sales.

SPEAKER_01 4:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 4:18

Oh, that's true. Yeah, you want a plate? Get us plate.

SPEAKER_01 4:23

It's like today we were well, we went to go eat breakfast with the Baxter and Trey uh Trey. Trey Low. Shout out to those guys. Yeah. Um, and there was a guy that we knew, or he knows I kind of know him, and he was an older guy, and he shook your hand, but and then he didn't shake my hand at me, and it goes, he don't shake Michigan's hand. Which I don't care, that's fine. But it's like you're part of the problem. Well, that's why the part of the reason we're in a situation now, because you're not respecting people, and you treat them like shit, and then they take over the country.

SPEAKER_02 4:50

We're bridging the gap though, bud. Me and you. I think we're starting again. Yeah, yeah. We're repairing race relationships all over South Texas, me and you. By you doing your Mexican voice. It's the only impression I have, and it's uh is it offensive?

SPEAKER_01 5:05

No, I don't I don't think so.

SPEAKER_02 5:06

I learned it from the Speedy Gonzalez cartoon. Uh Speedy Gonzalez.

SPEAKER_01 5:12

All cartoons were the best. I just watched one this morning. It was like a Chinese cat. It was like Tom and Jerry, and they're like, We can find it.

SPEAKER_02 5:19

Yeah, Tom and Jerry. Tom's like chasing uh like a hot, sexy cat and smoking cigarettes. Jerry's like drinking whiskey. God, commercials. I mean, cartoons were great. Wasn't he drinking whiskey? I think so. Yeah, probably.

Rodeo Talk Calcutta Explained

SPEAKER_02 5:31

Oh uh shout out Cactus Jack Bull riding that's coming this weekend. Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

SPEAKER_01 5:38

I was thinking about this. Bless you. Um excuse me. Is roping like the truck driving of sports? No, what do you mean? Like you're sitting there and you're just like, eh.

SPEAKER_02 5:48

I don't I don't know anything about cowboy sports.

SPEAKER_03 5:51

I thought you did. No. We should go to the rodeo, you go to the rodeo, though.

SPEAKER_02 5:55

I do, I do, and and I will say, like, going to a roping as a spectator is not is not like something I'm like seeking out.

SPEAKER_01 6:08

I could see as a competitor, like that's probably a great as like a parent, you're like, they're doing something, I want to you know, help them.

unknown 6:14

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 6:15

As a as a competitor, I bet that's um exhilarating sport. As a spectator, it's not for me. It's like painting a picture. Yeah. I'd rather watch Bob Ross than roping.

SPEAKER_01 6:25

Really?

SPEAKER_02 6:26

100%.

SPEAKER_01 6:27

What if you had what if you're 20 years younger and you had old 12 peck uh Bud Light?

SPEAKER_02 6:31

Uh, I mean, I could drink and watch Bob Ross.

SPEAKER_01 6:34

God, that sounds so boring.

SPEAKER_02 6:37

You that you're you're a real alcoholic if you're just watching Bob Ross and hammering some. And you're looking forward to that?

SPEAKER_01 6:44

Yeah. I can't wait to wake up and watch this and drink. Oh man. Cactus Jack Bull riding. When is that supposed to be?

SPEAKER_02 6:51

That's this weekend. Uh oh. April the 30th. They're having the Calcutta and the uh Saddlebronk riding, and then May the 1st and 2nd.

SPEAKER_01 7:00

Explain the Calcutta. I've never I've always heard this. I never knew that.

SPEAKER_02 7:03

All it is is where you take all of the contestants and you run them through a little auction and everyone buys an auction. All the money goes into the prize pool, and then whoever wins, usually it's first, second, and third. Did they get that from like split the money?

SPEAKER_01 7:16

The British selling the Indians in Calcutta. I I don't know. Maybe. Maybe. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_02 7:24

So yeah.

SPEAKER_01 7:26

Oh, we had breakfast, dude. That chicken fried steak at um sunrise. It was a hitter, dude.

SPEAKER_02 7:32

The the chorizo and egg always spot on, but the the tortillas were different than usual today. They were still good. But they were thinner, didn't they? They were maybe not cooked as like they weren't as dry. Like I say this in a good way, like usually their tortillas are dry and fluffy, but also a little crunchy and like just really good. And today they were different. Something always something always happens. So it might be the humidity, might be all this rain, the old tortilla dough. Dude, it's been rolling, dude. It's been saturated in Uvalde County.

SPEAKER_01 8:05

Yeah. I saw the the lake one up somewhere, maybe Dina Lake or something. That's what I heard. You ever been up there? I heard the Frio River is even better right now. That's good. That's good for Chase Rosa. Yeah, I guess. And all the all the all the floaters. All the floaters. I always root for those guys out there. The river rats. Yeah, I'm like, y'all, at least you're like these people out here, they go have fun and they come back and complain. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 8:30

Uh

Klarna Culture And Delivery Price Gouging

SPEAKER_02 8:32

do you know what Klarna is?

SPEAKER_01 8:34

I have Klarna.

SPEAKER_02 8:35

What is it?

SPEAKER_01 8:36

It's like a payment plan for poor people. And they charge you like 39.99 APR.

SPEAKER_02 8:41

Really? Yeah. What do you finance on?

SPEAKER_01 8:43

No, I think the one time I was like, I needed to buy something like $500. I'm like, oh my God, I don't want to spend this. And they're like, pay with Klarna. And I was like, what is it? I clicked on it and they're like, we can you can just break it up into like 10 payments for whatever. And I was like, well, I'm not gonna do that. They're like, or you could do half now, half in a month, and there's zero interest. I'm like, well, I'll just do that. Oh, nice.

SPEAKER_02 9:04

So I was like, it'll make me feel a little better. I saw in the news that you can you can subscribe or buy things on OnlyFans and use Klarna.

SPEAKER_01 9:15

Oh, really?

SPEAKER_02 9:16

If you're financing pornography, what does this world come through come to?

SPEAKER_01 9:22

People trying to get a dollar any way they can.

SPEAKER_02 9:25

Any way they can.

SPEAKER_01 9:26

I think you can finance like Doordash.

SPEAKER_02 9:28

Yeah, you can you can finance which is insane. If you're buying, pay lay for later for Taco Bell. Dude, that's insane. It's insane.

SPEAKER_01 9:37

Unless it's like me, like zero percent interest. I'm like, maybe, but like $15.

SPEAKER_02 9:42

There's a great, well, it's still not zero percent because of the like the markup. I watched a great video the other day. Like a lady took her kid to McDonald's or something, and she was like, order what you want on DoorDash. And he put it all into DoorDash and it was like $39. And then he put it in they were standing there, she's like, now put it into the kiosk. Yeah. And he put it into the kiosk and it was $21.

SPEAKER_01 10:07

Yeah, they do upcharge you just using their website.

SPEAKER_02 10:09

And so it was almost double to use it. I was like, get off your fucking ass and walk to the McDonald's.

SPEAKER_01 10:16

Wait, to for them to deliver it?

SPEAKER_02 10:18

Yeah, basically essentially doubled the price.

SPEAKER_01 10:20

I think they charge you to use their website, even if you go pick it up.

SPEAKER_02 10:24

There's a right, there's a which is insane.

SPEAKER_01 10:26

I just realized I'm like, wait, it's more expensive. I'm just ordering because it's easier.

SPEAKER_02 10:30

I I don't use, I mean, I would say that I will use a a delivery service for food maybe four times a year.

SPEAKER_01 10:38

I never do.

SPEAKER_02 10:40

And uh I I just don't I used to, not now. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:43

Four times a year, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 10:44

That's and the other thing is is of the four times a year, two out of the four times, something comes fucked up.

SPEAKER_01 10:50

Your whole family's sick or something.

SPEAKER_02 10:52

Well, no, but like something comes not the correct way. Oh, yeah. There's no accountability. No, like you can't chat, you can't like You can't call the restaurant and be like, we don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, there's nothing you can do about it. Nothing you can do. So shout out Clona, shout out Finance and Naked Pictures of Girls.

SPEAKER_01 11:11

Are they naked on there?

SPEAKER_02 11:12

Who cares? I'm tired of these naked pictures, too. I am too. I've seen it. Are we at the day in AI now that you could just take a picture? Anyone's like, show me that I'm naked, and that's enough. And then you're like, okay, a couple of nipples. Seen it. I've been there. Seen it. Who cares? I'm gonna do Bruce Jenner. I'm gonna see the hog on this old gal.

SPEAKER_01 11:29

Oh my god, imagine old cow. Do they call do you think Trump calls him ma'am? Uh I think he Trump just calls him.

SPEAKER_02 11:42

What up, B?

SPEAKER_01 11:44

Okay.

Trump Scare And The Need For Speed

SPEAKER_01 11:45

They tried to kill him last night again.

SPEAKER_02 11:47

Yeah, and then I saw Erica Kirk was there and she was having a breakdown.

SPEAKER_01 11:51

And then uh, who's that other guy that UFC guy? Did you see that? His reaction? No, uh uh Dana White. Yeah, he was like, they came out with the guns, they were shooting, it was awesome. He's like, I didn't even get down. He's like no way.

SPEAKER_03 12:02

Yeah, he was like, it was awesome.

SPEAKER_01 12:05

So what what happened? Like some guy ran in there with a gun and like um he like stormed it, right? Like he came sprinting through. He ran through and then he was like trying to get in and they just shot him. He looked pretty fast.

SPEAKER_02 12:17

He was a skinny dude. I think that's the problem, dude. They've got too many Secret Service agents, but they're all white, and like they need some faster guys, some black people, or those um those barefooted Indians that won all those races too. Oh, Indians, yeah. Wait, which ones? Well, they're like not India, they're not like call center Indians, they're they're like mountain Indians. Oh. Who are you talking about? There's like a trap in Mexico they're like, I read that book.

SPEAKER_01 12:48

Was that the one where they they wear the old tires first? Yeah, the John Claws. I I think they're not more speedy, they're just like endurance. Oh, yeah. Those guys are cool. I forgot about that book. I wonder, I think it's called Run. I need to read that again. They used to they used to live where uh what's that guy, that Mexican guy who's uh an enemy of the United States was his name? Poncho Pancho Villa. Pancho Villa. They live out there. They try to they try to catch Pancho in the area and they couldn't never find him. Apparently, those people run like 50 miles a day. Like minimum.

unknown 13:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 13:23

Because there's nothing else to do.

SPEAKER_02 13:24

And apparently they like run deer until they exhaust them and then they catch them, like hit them with a rock and eat them. That's awesome. That's that's awesome. That's hardcore, dude.

SPEAKER_01 13:34

And then they're just like another day, like, I got another deer. Yeah, got it. All right, we got enough deer. Calm down. Yeah, take a break.

SPEAKER_02 13:43

Let's force gumps people.

SPEAKER_01 13:45

He could have been one of them.

SPEAKER_02 13:46

Everywhere I went, I was running. And then but he should have gone down there. He should have. He should have ran down there. He he led a very sheltered life, I feel. That was such a good movie. We'll never have a good movie like that again. No, not now, maybe in like a decade.

SPEAKER_01 14:02

No one has the attention span to watch a retarded man live a beautiful life. But this is the problem. People were like complaining, but we could do if we wanted to make a movie, we could do it. Like if me and you were like, we're making a movie, and we sat down and had like some people come uh help us, we could probably make a movie.

Movie Remakes And A Texas Sting Plot

SPEAKER_02 14:18

Bro, I think I could make a whole career for myself in Hollywood and become a cultural icon just remaking Burt Reynolds movies. What is this thing you had written down? I can even I read it, I was like, What? I had smoke. You remember I told about my remake of Smoky and the Bandit? Well, it was Ice and the Bandit. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yellow, yeah. Yellow and the Bandit. Yeah. And it was gonna be phenomenal. Everyone loved it. It was gonna be a hit right off the bat. Oh, I had a new idea, and it's basically the biggest little whorehouse in Texas, also a Burt Reynolds movie with Dolly Parton. But I would do it kind of like uh the Jerky Boys, and it's a high-end brothel, but it's used as like a honeypot sting organization where you're where the jerky boys come in on this. I just I really love that movie. It's my favorite movie ever. Uh, but then you would have this brothel in uh in Texas just for affluent people, but it's run by like it probably already is that the Texas Rangers and a media mogul, like a newspaper owner, and then like just like one guy, and like the whores like tell everyone's secret, and you get videos of them, and then you manipulate and you could write that book, yes, and then we could make that into a movie.

SPEAKER_01 15:31

Make it into a movie. Yeah, we should do that. We should do it. I don't know if we will. I'm I'm willing to. That'd be a great idea, though. Okay, so there's a brothel in Texas for uh the elite Texas people, yeah. And it's run by the Texas Rangers, but instead of the Massad, it's the Texas Rangers.

SPEAKER_02 15:48

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 15:49

They're like a corrupt organization in this uh fictional thing. Yes, a lawyer, media mogul. Who's a media mogul?

SPEAKER_02 15:55

Uh the media Craig Garnett. Oh, okay. He is a mogul.

SPEAKER_01 15:59

Yeah. Like you're talking about one of the weathermen from San Antonio.

SPEAKER_02 16:02

And then he he drops them in the grease in the Uvalde Leader news. That's funny. We should try that.

SPEAKER_01 16:07

Wait, and then what happens?

SPEAKER_02 16:08

Uh, and then the whole the whole state of Texas is saved by a whore with a heart of gold. Who's the whore? That's okay. If you would like to be a whore with a heart of gold, shout outs in this uh DM. Yeah. Go and get young Clarna.

SPEAKER_01 16:31

What were you talking about? Oh, yeah. Oh, I have this one in mind. Studs. I saw this. Studs. Some studs aren't lesbians. They're like straight. They just like to be called tomboys. I saw that. Where did you see that? It was on uh YouTube or TikTok, no, on Instagram. They're all sitting around, they're like, we're not lesbians, we're straight. We just like dressing like this.

SPEAKER_02 16:51

So and having beards. What if we had a beauty contest, but for a stud? I'd love it. What else?

SPEAKER_03 17:00

What if we did that?

SPEAKER_02 17:02

Yeah. Like here? And like the grand prize was you get a tank of diesel.

SPEAKER_01 17:08

I love it.

unknown 17:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 17:09

$300? Yeah. Fuck yeah. What if we did that? Well, what if we did it? Can we do that? We can do it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:17

Old G Motors, stud of the Can you imagine people in town and be like, what the fuck are they doing over there?

SPEAKER_03 17:25

Stud championship?

SPEAKER_02 17:26

Dude, we're getting closer. I I think we need to have a grand opening. I'm maybe by the end of May. Uh yeah, you've been saying that. I th I think we're I don't know. Are we getting close? Getting close, man. Getting close. I got a little parking lot work to do. The line, the license has got to get finalized.

SPEAKER_01 17:42

Are you gonna have a shop here too, or no?

SPEAKER_02 17:43

No, no shop.

SPEAKER_01 17:45

How are you gonna do this? Or is it just like I gotta know other deals? Oh, okay. I gotta work on the shop. I need another shot. What about the shop? I wanna work on my car at a shop. Yeah. I kind of want to work in my body on the body. Body shop? And then maybe like a spray booth.

SPEAKER_02 18:02

I think you gotta know what you're doing though. I know.

SPEAKER_01 18:04

But how hard is it?

SPEAKER_02 18:06

I should go work at a body shop for a year.

SPEAKER_01 18:08

I probably could. Probably could. I can do it. I'm gonna I'm gonna do mine though first and see. I think you just get all the spot welds off. It's all inside baseball. It's all inside baseball. How is the scout coming? Uh it's fine. Uh these guys dragging their feet. They're like the last thing they have to do. I think I'm gonna go pick it up. Do you have a trailer I can use? I do. At the uh Westyard? Uh I think it's at the main yard. Can I can I go get it tomorrow? Uh yeah. Yes. Is it a bumper pole?

unknown 18:38

Right.

SPEAKER_01 18:39

I'm gonna have to use that. Uh we had breakfast with uh Trey and Baxter. Baxter said he is from Evalu, that's why he has an accent. Which I don't know. I don't know, man. Uh you grew up in Austin, though? With all those psychos?

SPEAKER_02 18:54

Yeah. He's crazy, dude. Uh

OG Motors Progress And Everyday Pet Peeves

SPEAKER_02 18:58

I was I was at a restaurant the other day last weekend to be exact, and I saw this bitch order a breakfast salad, and I never hated anything. What's a breakfast salad? I never even heard of a breakfast salad, but an egg with a salad?

SPEAKER_01 19:11

That's like a chef salad.

SPEAKER_02 19:14

It literally was like a friggin' salad with avocado and I don't know. Just don't eat at that point. If you have to have a breakfast salad, piss off. Don't eat. Just piss off. Just wait till lunch. I hated it.

SPEAKER_01 19:29

But you did.

SPEAKER_02 19:30

I hated it.

SPEAKER_01 19:30

Has anyone ever heard of a breakfast salad?

SPEAKER_02 19:32

No.

SPEAKER_01 19:32

Where were you?

SPEAKER_02 19:33

I was in Las Vegas.

SPEAKER_01 19:35

The other day? Last weekend? Yeah. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02 19:39

For what? Uh I had a little word conference.

SPEAKER_01 19:41

I want to go to SEMA. I do too. I really want to go to CEMA. I want to go to LS Fest too. Where's LS Fest? LS Fest. There's a bunch. There's one in Vegas right now. There's one here in Texas. I think it's at Lubbock.

SPEAKER_02 19:53

You think there's have an LS Fest and then like a like new lesbians get confused and think it's for lesbians?

SPEAKER_01 20:00

Why would we like is LS is that there's that the abbreviation? No, but there are a lot of lesbians there. Shout out. Shout out to studs.

SPEAKER_02 20:10

What uh what are you what are you doing about tipping with Venmo comments or whatever? Tipping.

SPEAKER_01 20:18

Oh fuck, I was thinking about tipping. This tipping is out of control. Do you always tip? Always. Always. I don't want to, but I have to.

SPEAKER_02 20:26

You get shamed into tipping.

SPEAKER_01 20:27

But I do it on the on my I always use my debit card, so they have to do it that way. I feel like they don't like that. Because they have to take the taxes out. But is there no taxes on tipping now? I think there's like a threshold or something. I don't really know. And Venmo comments, uh, you have yours turned off.

SPEAKER_02 20:44

Why? I don't have my Venmo as public or whatever. Because I was doing a lot of uh nefarious business on Venmo.

SPEAKER_01 20:52

People do like the little cute thing on the comments. Have you seen that? They're like whatever. Like this is a horror. I don't know. Like a joke or something. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 21:02

What else? What do you know, bud? I feel like you're you're fading away. I feel like I'm fading away, bro. I'm just trying to keep it between the ditches. The ditches.

SPEAKER_01 21:14

We're just we're taking it easy today.

SPEAKER_02 21:17

Uh tell me some of these. You got some stories over here.

SPEAKER_01 21:20

Some observations. I was in ho I was in Corpus delivering, and there was a guy, he was he got in a fight downtown Corpus, and he had blood all over his face. And uh I walked by and he goes, he's like, You want to hear a joke? And I was like, no. And he's like, What's the difference between a hippopotamus and uh a zippo? A hippo and a zippo, and I go, what? He goes, One's a little lighter. And he goes, Do you have any money? Like, no, I don't have any fucking money.

SPEAKER_03 21:48

Drive a truck. You should have given him a dollar.

SPEAKER_01 21:52

I didn't have any money, I don't have cash.

SPEAKER_02 21:54

You're like one of those guys that has uh no lotlizard stickers and the driver carries zero cash. You have to Venmo the whores? I just have like a stinky truck.

unknown 22:04

Golly.

SPEAKER_01 22:05

You ever see lot lizards anywhere? They're never, they're nowhere. They're just whores now, like in town. What do you mean in town? Like you go to a town, there's whores in the town. Where? Everywhere. Houston, Dallas, Corpus. How were if you were looking for them, how would you find them? You just look and you're like, this lady's dressed like a whore. She's probably whore.

SPEAKER_02 22:23

But like at the truck stop, or just like at the Dollar General?

SPEAKER_01 22:26

Anywhere. Oh, I don't know about all that. Dude, I'm saying, I'm telling you.

SPEAKER_02 22:30

I feel like nowadays you could be like a preacher's wife and dress like a whore. But they no, the whores are dirty though. Like they have like dirt on their cheeks. Oh. Yeah. I like that.

SPEAKER_01 22:40

You do know. But then I can be like, get away from me, you dirty whore. McNey's watching TV while we do our podcast. He has his new TV on. Yeah, this guy's making a pizza in an oven. Let me see.

SPEAKER_02 22:51

I think you put eggs on it. That's not a pizza. It was before you turned around. Anyways, distracted me. Um there are a lot of people walking around San Antonio with luggage. Like, they're where are they going?

SPEAKER_01 23:05

I don't know. I was on 410 in Blanco, and his lady just had luggage pulling, and I'm like, where the fuck are you going?

SPEAKER_02 23:12

Dude, every road at 410 has a homeless person with luggage in San Antonio on 410.

SPEAKER_01 23:18

And they're just walking. I'm like, where are you going?

unknown 23:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 23:20

Maybe their car broke down.

SPEAKER_02 23:22

Or are they homeless? Come see OG Motors, email me down to get you a reliable ride. What's the address again? 2309 East Main Street across from Bailey Bob. You're gonna have a giant flag. Oh, I need to get one of those.

SPEAKER_01 23:35

Like, stop by the giant flag. Yeah. Order the the frog. I hire you. So we got a giant fag. Just me. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 23:45

Giant fag.

SPEAKER_02 23:51

And your sign's coming along, huh? Got the sign ordered. It's coming along. We'll be. Where did you order from? From uh local man here, Angel Light and sign.

SPEAKER_01 24:00

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02 24:01

There's a became highly recommended.

SPEAKER_01 24:03

Really?

SPEAKER_02 24:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 24:04

I'm saying I'm thinking you should have got that big TV from Walmart for $700. Right.

unknown 24:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 24:11

God, you can get a big TV.

SPEAKER_02 24:12

They're so cheap. So I just so I've got my TVs hooked up at the office, and there's like free cable. And there's 400 channels. You can watch like the news in Atlanta or Detroit. There's all these free channels. Oh, that's cable. But I've got that on right now, like cable, internet cable. It's on right now. This is free. 500 channels, but it's it's like showing me TV like it's on an iPhone. Like it's not filling up the whole screen. Yeah, like it's like shorts. Yeah, it's it's literally I'm just watching shitty commercial reels. What is that?

SPEAKER_01 24:47

Uh, rice and gravy? You ever have that? Yeah, that's pretty good. So who is the best food the South? Yeah, too distracted, but uh the South has the best food. What about New Orleans? I love New Orleans food. I just don't like the town. Yeah, it smells bad. It's just a weird place. But the food is good. I think it's like Austin. Austin they got good food.

SPEAKER_00 25:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 25:10

I like barbecue. Barbecue's good. Uh what's your favorite barbecue? Briskets.

SPEAKER_02 25:18

Uh yeah, I like to go to the Lums and Junction. I think that's the best big thing. Dude, it's not that fucking Oh, yes.

SPEAKER_01 25:23

For your buck, yes, it is.

SPEAKER_02 25:25

Like it's good, like you're gonna get good food. Yeah. And you're not gonna stand in line. And they get You're gonna be full as fuck. They get full as fuck, and they're and it's not gonna be a hundred dollars for one person to eat. No, it'll be like twenty-seven. Yeah, for 27 bucks, you can get some top-notch Texas barbecue. Yeah, are there better places? I'm sure there are. Guess what you're gonna do? Make a new friend in line. If you need that bullshit in your life, then all power to you. Friends. Friends are overrated. Yeah. I just want to die. Uh so in Uvaldi, we have the memorial park, the West Side Park, which is with they call it like three names. Like if I said I'm going to the Mexican park, you would know where to meet me. If I said I'm going to the West Side Park, you would know where to meet me. No, the memorial park is by the golf course. Oh, okay. And if I said El Jardín de los Heros Park, you would probably not know where to meet me, but you'd figure it out because that's still the Mexican park.

SPEAKER_01 26:23

Heroes Garden?

SPEAKER_02 26:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 26:25

That's a weird name.

SPEAKER_02 26:27

Now at that park, they're about to open the uh splash pad.

SPEAKER_01 26:32

That's where uh Ross Wilson works. Have you seen what? The West End Park. When he's doing the rabies. Oh. Yeah, that's where he was doing the thing.

SPEAKER_02 26:40

But did you see the new splash pad they're putting in?

SPEAKER_01 26:43

Yeah, I think they it looks really nice. It's gonna be cool, dude. When the summer comes around, it's gonna be full of people. Yeah. Full of gente. As my mom says. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 26:52

What uh so do you think that park's gonna get a new nickname now that they have a splash pad there? What do you think? I I don't I don't have any wet for because it's all wet.

SPEAKER_01 27:06

What? So wet. What is it? How do you say park in Spanish? Hardin is or I thought that was garden. Yeah, I think it's both. I don't know. The mohau? Because moh is wet. Jardine? Yeah. It's a little inside baseball.

SPEAKER_02 27:26

Uh I do feel like you told me at Slang, I saw shout out one of my friends, uh, Men of the Barber, but I saw where he called a guy, uh, what was it, Napolito? And I'm Who is he talking about? So shout out uh JD, the barbecue

Wingstop Keg Prank Gets Real

SPEAKER_02 27:45

pit man. He's gonna be making me a barrel smoker. Shout out, Uveldi Cowd's theme.

SPEAKER_01 27:49

Is he like the other haircut guy?

SPEAKER_02 27:50

No, no, no. He's uh he makes I don't know him, but he makes barbecue pits, barrel pit, barrel smokers. That's like uh everyone Yuvaldi has like a second job as a barbecue pit maker. Uveldi's is the fucking if you don't make barbecue pits or drive a truck, then you need to leave Uvaldi. Exactly. Exactly. Get out. Are you working? You don't are your wife doesn't work at Hobby Lobby.

SPEAKER_04 28:13

Get out.

SPEAKER_02 28:14

Uh shout out Uvaldi, barbecue pit, truck driver, capital of the world. Anyways, so uh the guy makes barbecue pits did some hilarious shit. He's Friday night, he goes to Wingstop and he makes a video of him for like getting like he didn't fill his beer up, but he had a beer bottle and there's a keg back there unattended at the Wingstop bar. He's just being drunk and dumb. I don't even know if he was drunk, he's just being dumb. He just being silly. And made a video, and like he turned that beer keg on for like three seconds, and like maybe he put some in his bottle, maybe he didn't, but then like made it, then he took a drink. Like, it was just a funny video. The minute I saw it, I was like, ooh, this isn't gonna age well. No, I knew it was gonna be a problem. Like, somebody like hashtag Wingstop, somebody's gonna fucking get in the pickle. So he's all corporate over those. He makes a post last night of a screenshot of him doing the stupid thing at Wingstop, and a screenshot of him visiting with the police officer in front of his house.

SPEAKER_01 29:15

Oh, what is that they went that far with it?

SPEAKER_02 29:17

They went that they gave him a they filed charges on him. Oh my god. They criminally trespassed him from Wingstop. He can't go back. Uh and he ended up having to pay a fine, which he said on his Facebook was $314.

SPEAKER_01 29:31

Dude.

SPEAKER_02 29:32

And he was a good sport about it, and he's really funny.

SPEAKER_01 29:35

And uh he's made like a silly post about it.

SPEAKER_02 29:37

He made a silly post about it and and was having a good fun. And ultimately, he said, uh, if you're looking for a job, he thinks Wing Stop needs a bartender. Anyways, he posted all this like he had posted that video on his Facebook and then he posted the follow-up. And uh Mena commented that it was Napolito behavior, and I had to ask you. I was like, this is slang that I'm not familiar with. And you explained it to me.

SPEAKER_01 30:04

Yeah, just like Mexican behavior, like drunk Mexican behavior.

SPEAKER_02 30:08

But you said that's what a national calls a non like an American Mexican.

SPEAKER_01 30:14

Yeah, because they think like they think that we think that we're better than they are, so they're like, you're a nopal, like you're just like us, you're just a Mexican, which is weird. That's like some that's a mind, that's a mind fuck almost.

SPEAKER_02 30:28

I re I liked it.

SPEAKER_01 30:30

Like I had to think about this. I can't use it, like it's not it's not gonna be. You can call somebody in a nopel, they might they might get pissed off at you.

SPEAKER_02 30:39

I and like I'm so white, I was like, oh, maybe that's a funny way of saying a prick.

SPEAKER_01 30:44

No, it's just like uh that's like in another inside baseball thing.

SPEAKER_02 30:48

Yeah, if I call you a nopel, it just means you're a prick.

SPEAKER_01 30:51

Yeah, I guess it could mean that. Yeah, it doesn't, but it could. My mom calls us like when we do something uh like how you're not supposed to do it, she says that you're uh she says pancho. Like you're a Mexican that doesn't know any better, like get Pancho.

SPEAKER_02 31:08

What uh would you uh have a bad experience in a stripe? Yeah, have you seen these stripes?

SPEAKER_01 31:14

The one here is bad.

SPEAKER_02 31:14

I've heard it's horrendous.

SPEAKER_01 31:16

I went to the one in Riviera, Texas, dude. It was fucking god-awful.

SPEAKER_02 31:22

Like a gulag would be better. I can just tell you when you said Riviera Riviera, Texas, I know the toilet paper is in the trash can.

SPEAKER_01 31:29

No, they had like they had like old mold on every wall. You walk in, there's mold everywhere. It's like they haven't cleaned it since they opened. Yeah, it's disgusting.

SPEAKER_00 31:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 31:40

And then like the the door to the the thing doesn't shut, which is fine. I don't really care about that, but I would I'd I was sitting in the bathroom and the every like guy would just open the door and look at me, open the door, open the door. I'm like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 31:52

Like, I'm in here, my legs are poking in the. I feel like there's no happy medium for like a like a in a if you're in a Mexican business or like a mech like a Mexican town, there's no happy medium for the bathroom. It's either like spotless and smells like fabuloso, or it's a war room. You're like, I gotta get in and out of this son of a bitch as fast as I can because it's awful in here.

SPEAKER_01 32:15

The only stribes I've been to that's nice is in uh Lano. Llano. That's the Lano's a nice town. It's a nice old town. Nice old town. Some white lano. I took a remember when we were doing a rat hole and I had to get I had to get take an Uber to Lano from Austin for some reason. And I was like, how do you say it? Is it Yano? I didn't know. And the white lady's like, it's Lano. It's Lano. I'm like, all right, whatever. Now you know. Now I know Pandeho Fucking bitch.

SPEAKER_02 32:45

Uh I like this idea that you had for cartel torture in South Texas.

SPEAKER_01 32:51

Yeah, you're uh just whenever you they're uh instead of like carving you to up to death or putting you in a bunch of tires and lighting you on fire. Yeah, they just tie you to a solar panel over on highway 90. That would be terrible, dude. That'd be terrible. I think I might want to go up in a tire before that.

SPEAKER_02 33:08

Tire fire greater be a better way to go than stake to a solar panel, yeah. They like hand you up straight and they pile like four or five tires where like just the top of your torso is out, but your arms are in the tire, and they fill the tires with diesel like where it catches water on the inside, and then they light it and you're just like burning in a tire fire.

SPEAKER_01 33:29

I wish I could have talked to one of the cartels guys and like, have you tried just a stern talking to? Do we have to go this far? You're just like sewing all this discontent.

SPEAKER_02 33:39

Like, as soon as you start this cartel level violence, it escalates quickly because like the next thing you know, like, well, this guy skins them. Yeah, like yeah, this guy roasts them, and this guy's the caldo maker.

SPEAKER_01 33:49

And I saw one where this they they fed them to the birds.

SPEAKER_02 33:53

Uh, I saw that too.

SPEAKER_01 33:54

And there's they just have an old man out there, like like throwing the skulls in like these in the acid buckets or whatever.

SPEAKER_02 33:59

Yeah, like okay, that now there's a bunch of bunch of cartel puttas, man. That they'll they'll they're bad. They'll they'll shoot you up or whatever. Like, it's it's becoming the norm. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 34:13

Shout out cartel putting. Why doesn't it like violence? I just wish everyone get along.

SPEAKER_00 34:17

I like that too. I like that too.

AI Versus Journalism Archives

SPEAKER_02 34:25

Oh, I saw a deal the other day, like all of these um like the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, large media publications that are traditionally historically in print, that they have online digital catalogs of all of their articles of the past, and now they're pulling those offline. The they're making them inaccessible so that AIs can't read them and train themselves or gain that knowledge. So, like and it's essentially like this recorded history is being made inaccessible as a defense mechanism for these traditional media companies. But ultimately, who's gonna lose? We're gonna lose. What do you mean for the traditional link? Like the like Wall Street Journal, New York Times, like legacy media companies are taking their historical records or copies of these old newspapers and making them where they're digitally inaccessible. So you would have to go find a microfilm or a physical copy of this uh newspaper to learn about what happened 100 years ago, and they're doing it as a defense against AI.

SPEAKER_01 35:34

They're fighting against AI to do that.

SPEAKER_02 35:36

But why are they why don't they want AI because they're not getting any compensation for their data? Oh, I see. So they're taking the data, they're destroying it. The information is the commodity. Oh, I see. It's fucked up. It's it is fucked up.

SPEAKER_01 35:49

I thought that's like nobody's nobody's screaming about it. I just thought they didn't want anybody to know like the trail of tears or something.

SPEAKER_02 35:56

No, I don't it doesn't really have anything to do with the content. It's just that they're not there's no comp. You know what I mean? And ultimately, it's all about money. Like once AI has this information, then why would you give a shit about the New York Times? I don't give a shit about the New York Times now. What do you think? Exactly. It's it's uh but ultimately, like, from an Orwellian standpoint, like you're you know, they're burning books or they're changing history or doing whatever. Like this is a this is a by like this is the same thing, it's just they're skinning the cat differently. I see.

SPEAKER_01 36:34

Do you agree? I mean, I'm I would I agree that they're they were willing to do that and probably are, yes. Yeah, that's bullshit.

SPEAKER_02 36:40

We're doomed.

SPEAKER_01 36:41

You ever hear about that cars for kids? I heard about this the other day.

SPEAKER_02 36:44

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 36:45

Do you know do you know what they were doing? Explain it. So the cars for kids, 1-800 cars for kids.

SPEAKER_02 36:53

Oh, I don't I know cash for clunkers, not cars for kids.

SPEAKER_01 36:56

Cars for kids. I don't know if this is true or not. I looked it up. It was you'd donate your car and they'd use it for kids. Like to help them, but it was for upscale Jewish summer camp. Did you see that? No, yeah, they were it was all for the Jewish summer camps, and then I went to uh Wikipedia and it was like it's a Jewish organization. And they didn't say is that true or not? I don't know. I don't if you're listening, BB, I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 37:20

The one thing that has continued is my algorithm is not a safe space for Jews. Like every time I turn on, there is some kind of I wouldn't say it's like anti-Jew, it's anti-Israel. And then second behind that is like I guess anti-Jewish or exposing like negative, it's just negative uh as far as the Jewish stuff goes. And it's it's not only my algorithm, but it's like almost it's a lot of people.

SPEAKER_01 37:53

It's like it's a yeah, it's making a big push right now. It's making a big push. Jewish stuff, big push. But um, I think it's so big that they're trying to surprise it, but they can't.

SPEAKER_00 38:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 38:06

I I'm still bewildered at what the percentage of global population are Jewish, and then how many of the biggest, best, most popular, powerful, and wealthy um companies there are.

SPEAKER_01 38:22

What do you see that they sent uh I saw they sent Whitkoff and uh what's his name?

SPEAKER_02 38:26

Uh Kushner.

SPEAKER_01 38:27

Over there, and they're like, the uh somebody was like, oh yeah, we're gonna send two Jews represent work. Like, oh wait, what? Yeah. Which is I don't know. They're Americans, but how what's the percentage of the population here? Is it like less than one percent?

SPEAKER_02 38:42

Yeah, 12 million. That's nothing. So it's there's more Somali. It's like 3% of the US population, but from a wealth standpoint, it's like 89. Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, it's crazy.

SPEAKER_01 38:57

But dude, like I always said, I'm like, these Jews, if they're they just if they're if they can work together like that, I kind of I respect that. They're the Harlem Globetrotters of commerce. Yeah, I'm not gonna get on them for uh exercising like their will. Yeah, I would do the same thing.

SPEAKER_02 39:12

I'm thinking about growing me some sideburns, man. I'm not I'm not curious and spin a dreadle. Yeah, and I've already got a bald spot where I could use one of those little hats so I don't have to wear sunscreen. Maybe that's the way Randy Fine uses uh Dan Belzerian. That's the one he calls a fat little Jew or whatever. Yeah, he wants to run against him.

SPEAKER_01 39:31

That dam is Bill Zerian, though. I don't know about him.

SPEAKER_02 39:34

I don't know about him either. But he's running for Congress.

SPEAKER_01 39:36

He might get some votes. He might. That fishback guy, is he Jewish? I don't even know. I don't know. I don't know any white people named Fish. I don't either. I don't either. But uh Dan Belzerian. He was at that uh remember that like Las Vegas shooting? Whatever happened with that? Who did that and why did why did he do it? They blamed it all on that one guy. I heard it was like for it was because the uh the prince of uh Saudi Arabia, they're having like a shootout. They're trying to kill him. Oh, really? Yeah, I don't know, dude. It's a weird deal.

SPEAKER_02 40:10

Never got a straight answer on that one. That was a bizarre deal. And now, isn't there some news on the Charlie Kirk that the gun didn't match the bullet or some kind of stuff, or is that just a lie that I think it's a lie. I think they it does match. I don't know. But you haven't heard anything more about that like trans shooter guy that uses grandpa's gun. Whoever shot Charlie Kirk or whoever they're blaming for it.

SPEAKER_01 40:33

Oh, yeah. Oh, that kid? What's his name? Who knows? It's a lot of weird shit that uh it's like yesterday I heard that somebody tried to kill Trump, and then I walk out of I get out of my truck and I look around, I'm like, this world's so big, this country's so huge, like that's not how does that affect me?

SPEAKER_02 40:51

Yeah, I mean it does, but like I figure like if they didn't get Trump the first time, like they're not gonna get him a second time. But it seems like there's they're trying. What is this, like the fourth time someone's tried to get him?

SPEAKER_01 41:04

Yeah, at least that we know of it just don't stop. I'll tell my dad. I'm like, if they did this to Obama, like they would have the whole country locked down.

SPEAKER_02 41:11

Oh, they'd have the whole country, it would be polarizing. It's just like another day.

SPEAKER_01 41:16

Shout out Obama.

SPEAKER_02 41:18

Oh, Obama knows.

SPEAKER_01 41:21

Oh, have you seen this, Kevin? No, Kevin from Vero Fiber. You've seen his his ads. Uh-huh. He looks like he's dying. What is wrong with him? I think he got AIDS. Really? Yeah. He's a bug chaser. Have you heard that? No. People who try to get AIDS because like it's uh it's like a badge of honor. They're called bug chasers. Bug chasers?

SPEAKER_02 41:40

You're trying to chase that bug. Oh, I thought you said a buck chaser at first. Like you get a big old buck to what? Oh what uh what do you what do you mean?

SPEAKER_01 41:55

History ain't over. History ain't over. Oh, yeah, okay. So I always think these black people were like, we did this or we did that or blah blah blah. History ain't over. You don't have to like lie. Like, we're still going. Like you can you can invent some stuff in the future. You don't have to like lie about it.

SPEAKER_02 42:11

I find it fascinating of the way like people, whether it's by race or religion or creed, like will be like, We invented this. Yeah, this is ours. It is not over yet. It's uh it's interesting though. Like they want to they want to lay claim to it. Everybody wants like credit for something, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 42:30

Why?

SPEAKER_02 42:31

And it's like it's not even tangible, like you can't even it's so far away in the past you can't even touch it. Yeah, but it's like um you identify with that. Like, I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 42:40

They said that you know Cleopatra, they said from her to now is less time from when the pyramids were built to her. To say that again from the time of Cleopatra to now is less time than it was from when the built from pyramids were built to when she was there. Wow. Isn't that insane? That's insane. Who do you think built the pyramids? The aliens. I don't know. No, I don't know. I've never been there. I don't even know if they exist.

SPEAKER_02 43:11

Apparently, there used to be the whole world was made of giants, and then the Jews got slingshots and killed them.

SPEAKER_01 43:18

I know you're a giant prick.

SPEAKER_02 43:20

Napolito.

SPEAKER_01 43:21

Yeah. Oh, there you go.

SPEAKER_02 43:24

Wait, the who came who came and killed them? The Egyptians? Jews. Oh with slingshots.

SPEAKER_01 43:29

It wasn't even in that book, the Bible. Oh, you're talking about David? Yeah. I heard that a giant, what's his name? What was his name? Goliath? Yeah. He has a head acromeglia. He was just like some diseased guy. Oh. I don't know if that's true.

SPEAKER_02 43:42

Sundry the giant.

SPEAKER_01 43:43

I'm working tomorrow, bud. God, they have us working like dogs.

Stock Picks Regrets And Identity Talk

SPEAKER_01 43:46

Put a pinch of alley. We're busy, dude. I thought we're gonna slow down because they took away all the snap from everybody, but I guess not.

SPEAKER_00 43:53

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 43:54

Something else going on. I mean, it might just be like a lot of I my theory on it was is like not only the pressure on the The snap market, but also gas is more expensive, and everything that you read is you know, inflation, everything else, and people that just like they're like, I gonna do some research. Ah, dollar store sounds like a deal. And now they're going to dollar store, dollar general, or dollar tree, and now you're busier just because of the name.

SPEAKER_01 44:17

But I'd walk in there, I'm like, oh, this junk.

SPEAKER_02 44:19

Like, dude, no one needs to be eating all this stuff. It's bad for you. Is it insider? Should everyone go buy some dollar, Dollar General stock? Yeah, you should. They're so busy right now.

SPEAKER_01 44:29

You should actually. I bought some Lockheed Martin stock the other day. Did you? And they went down.

SPEAKER_02 44:35

I feel I figure like by the when the when the truck drivers start making their own stock positions, I've I've spent in my whole life, I've spent six thousand dollars on stock positions of my own. Okay, I'm just saying in the history of my life, I'm six thousand dolls into the stock market. Of that total six thousand dollars, do you know how much it's worth today? $1,438. That's that bad. That's how great of a picker I am.

SPEAKER_01 45:02

Well, I think isn't there autopilot now, or you can um I don't know. I'm just a dumb Napolito. What were you buying? Stupid shit.

SPEAKER_02 45:12

I bought like Roblox, I bought six flags, I bought uh uh some other dumb shit.

SPEAKER_01 45:20

Mine is it mirrors uh Nancy Pelosi's stockpicks. There you go. I don't know who I don't know if that'll work. It's not working.

SPEAKER_02 45:28

I got my phone holster, but I haven't worn it yet.

SPEAKER_01 45:30

I can't see you wearing one. Well, maybe I gotta get it on. Does it fold up sideways or vertical? It's vertical. Oh well, actually, that's pretty cool.

SPEAKER_02 45:40

Yeah, has a fighting cock on it. I saw that, but why aren't you wearing it? I just keep forgetting it's at my office.

SPEAKER_01 45:47

Well, then how are you gonna remember your phone? Yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 45:52

I don't know. Shout out phone holsters.

SPEAKER_01 45:56

What is Chris Conray? I'm gonna skip it. Chris Conray three, he what does he say? I'm so happy. What is that?

SPEAKER_02 46:02

Uh he says that the reason that you're such a happy-go-lucky guy is that you're actually murdering uh women out on the road.

SPEAKER_01 46:11

I'll murder 12-piece gizzard from Bush's chicken, Bellme, Texas. It's good, dude.

SPEAKER_04 46:18

Uh no, I'm not happy.

SPEAKER_01 46:20

You're a go-lu. Am I? You're you're you're a go-with-the-flow guy. Uh I am go with the flow.

SPEAKER_02 46:28

No, uh, but I I just don't want to be black. I feel like you'd be too lazy to be a murderer because this eventually you'd have to dig a grave. Plus, and I know you it would be a shallow grave and they would find the body by now, and you'd be caught.

SPEAKER_01 46:39

Do you have a skid steer I could kiss? Plus, I don't have the thirst for blood. That's good. I feel like are white people angrier than Mexicans? Yes. Why? Because we've lost everything. But you're the ones that gave it all away.

SPEAKER_02 46:56

It's used to be our country.

SPEAKER_01 46:57

But you gave it all away. That's what I'm thinking. Like, these British are like, oh, the Americans. I'm like, uh, you let all these people in, it's your fault. Yeah. I don't. I don't know. It's your grandparents' fault.

SPEAKER_02 47:10

We're the we're the new Native American. We're being a race. We'll be put on our own uh reservation soon enough, but it'll just be a gated community.

SPEAKER_01 47:21

It'd be it'd be like South Africa.

SPEAKER_02 47:25

Nice tie-in, bud. Nice tie-in. What what a you know what I'm doing after I get this uh dealership license? What's up? I'm going to auction school. I'm gonna become an auctioneer. You need to do that. Give it a five out of five and a five and a half. Yeah, that is that all you do. I think there's a little more to it than that. I think you can learn on YouTube or something. But you have to have a license. Everything for everything.

SPEAKER_01 47:51

License, sell drugs, sell cars, trailers. No mamas. We we used to be a proper country. That's what white people say. We used to be a proper country. That's right. Why don't you let all these people in? That's your fault. That's that. Then Jim Crow. Jim Crow.

SPEAKER_02 48:09

What is Jim Crow? I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 48:11

Did the black people make that name up? The white people did.

SPEAKER_02 48:13

I actually haven't. I should I shouldn't. There's like an answer, but I don't. I know I'm gonna get it wrong, so I'm not even gonna say that.

SPEAKER_01 48:21

Is the crow the black guy, or is it the man, the slave owner? Oh I don't know, dude. This racism stuff's got me all mixed up.

SPEAKER_02 48:30

It's getting too confusing. Racism used to be simple. It used to be simple.

SPEAKER_01 48:34

Just watching a little cartoon.

SPEAKER_02 48:36

Yeah. Do you know original racism included Catholics too? Yeah, they hated them.

SPEAKER_01 48:42

Hated them. Well, the you're Irish. You weren't even considered what white till like a hundred years ago.

SPEAKER_02 48:46

Yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_01 48:47

I was just white trash. You go back.

SPEAKER_02 48:49

Which I still, you know, I've still recognize that.

SPEAKER_01 48:52

You go back a hundred years and be like, Irish? White? No. No. This is the British. That's it. Get out of here, you potato skin fuck. But then before that, the Romans are like, the British, those fucking rock dwellers, fuck them. They suck. Yeah. And they were all Catholic. Always a hierarchy.

SPEAKER_02 49:12

It changes all the time.

Carry-On Luggage Should Be Banned

SPEAKER_02 49:14

It does. Uh I th I'm against carry-on luggage. Well, don't you want to carry on together? They should not be allowed at all on an airplane. Have you people are bringing their shit and stuffing it in bins and carrying it and hitting people, and then when they get off the plane, it takes 40 minutes for everyone to get off of an airplane. No more. I think the airlines should lower the price of tickets and charge everybody to bring their shit. Or just get rid of those things. They should have AI scanner, and you're gonna be charged by the cubic foot. They will do that. It's coming. You don't need stuff on your what carrying on, do you? You you shouldn't.

SPEAKER_01 49:56

Just put it in a bag, put it in the book.

SPEAKER_02 49:57

You should be allowed a backpack that must go under the seat. No more overhead space. But what do you need in your backpack? Your laptop? Uh to do work or something? I guess. I don't know. I don't need nothing.

SPEAKER_01 50:08

I need my phone. I need to work these three hours. I'm like, no, you don't. No. You just take it, take a break. Take a nap.

SPEAKER_02 50:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 50:14

Everybody needs a nap.

SPEAKER_02 50:15

Everybody. Scientifically, you need a nap. I took a nap yesterday afternoon. It was great.

SPEAKER_01 50:21

I might take a nap when I get back.

SPEAKER_02 50:23

I'm happier for it. And I'm a better person because of it.

SPEAKER_01 50:26

People aren't getting enough rest, I feel like. Yeah. What's up with Disney? Lindsay Lindsey Graham was there. Did you see that? I saw you had like a little hotto deal. He was by himself. He didn't have any kids. He's like me.

SPEAKER_02 50:39

Dude, that guy is no no bueno.

SPEAKER_01 50:41

But he and he's a conservative. But he's like one of the old school.

SPEAKER_02 50:45

I think that we should make him a martyr and crucify him. I think so. Big old nails that look like dildos and just nail him to a Mickey Mouse.

SPEAKER_01 50:54

Fuck. Nail him to a giant Mickey Mouse. We're headed that way.

SPEAKER_02 50:58

Yeah. We're not that far from just total collapse. Maybe we are.

SPEAKER_01 51:03

Maybe we're not. It's on social media. They've got everybody all mixed up.

SPEAKER_00 51:10

They've got them all mixed up.

SPEAKER_01 51:11

Let's

Social Media Is Melting Our Brains

SPEAKER_01 51:12

go outside and walk, take a walk.

SPEAKER_02 51:13

Everything's fine. Social media is literally the devil. Yes. And I'm addicted to my phone.

SPEAKER_01 51:20

That's all I do is look at. I do my I'm like, I I'm hunched over like 90% of the day.

SPEAKER_02 51:25

Alex told me yesterday she was like, I've been talking to you for 20 minutes. She was like, I want to take that phone and beat you to death with it and shove it up your ass. And I was like, golly.

SPEAKER_01 51:33

Oh, like in person? Yeah. Like she was talking to you in person? Yeah. But you're on your phone. Yeah. What else am I supposed to do? Zoned out. Horrible. Yeah, I don't. I don't know. It is fun though.

unknown 51:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 51:47

How many videos can I watch though? But you're not even on TikTok. I'm not even on the talk. Dude, you were on there, you'd be there.

SPEAKER_02 51:53

You'd be sucked in like me. I'm out of the talk. No talkies for me.

SPEAKER_03 51:59

Oh, God.

SPEAKER_02 52:00

The double drive-thru is confusing, Ox. Which one do you go into?

SPEAKER_01 52:06

Wait, which one? Wait, what which one?

SPEAKER_02 52:08

Sometimes if I see a place with two drive-throughs, I just won't go there.

SPEAKER_01 52:11

Really?

SPEAKER_02 52:12

Yeah. Like uh the one- I don't want to fucking merge for a hamburger.

SPEAKER_01 52:16

Oh, you're talking about drive-thru. Wait, oh, like drive-thru. Yeah. Like when you see two lines. The one here in Uvaldi at McDonald's is so bad. People will go in, and you're supposed to go in. Whoever goes first goes. Well, I'll be there waiting. Somebody will come in, and then I'm going, and then they'll move their car up and then they'll scooch. And then every the people in the window are like, who the fuck are you?

SPEAKER_02 52:38

I'm proud to say I haven't been through the drive-thru and McDonald's and Uvaldi in at least five, maybe ten years.

SPEAKER_01 52:44

Just I just get a breakfast sandwich.

SPEAKER_02 52:47

I love McDonald's breakfast sandwiches.

SPEAKER_01 52:48

I love them.

SPEAKER_02 52:49

I I will not eat McDonald's breakfast and Uvaldi.

SPEAKER_01 52:52

It's too busy. Plus, you have all these better options.

SPEAKER_02 52:55

Better options, but I will eat McDonald's like on the on the road occasionally. And I'll just most of the time just go in. But sometimes the when you get into places bigger than Uvalde, there's so many McDonald's, there's not really a line. That's why I just drive in. I'm like, I'm driving that.

SPEAKER_01 53:12

Yeah. Boom, boom. Oh, dude.

San Antonio Cheap Eats And Barbacoa Picks

SPEAKER_01 53:16

Um, Griff's burgers, San Antonio. You're this is you've brought this up a couple of times. It's noteworthy.

SPEAKER_02 53:22

Shout out, Griff's burgers, Pleasanton Road. Oh shit. I'm following this guy on Instagram, and he's uh trying to find all the great meals in San Antonio where you can have lunch for less than ten dollars. And he's done two of them so far, but they look legit. Like one place, they have a daily lunch special from like 5 a.m. to 5 p.m. It's like $7. It's $3.50. You get three enchiladas, rice and beans, and and then with a tea, and it's like six bucks.

SPEAKER_01 53:52

Do you think the owners are just doing it for the love of the game at that point?

SPEAKER_02 53:55

Yeah, I think it's one of those places, like it's been open since the 50s. They own the property, they own like it's just straight like margin at that point.

SPEAKER_01 54:03

I love those full places. I never I don't know what's the best restaurant, bar nine, in San Antonio. Oh, there's so many. Yeah, I don't even know if you can answer that.

SPEAKER_02 54:13

Yeah, I don't know. What do you think's the what's what's your go-to in the McDonald's?

SPEAKER_01 54:19

No, no, uh I don't know, dude. Ba uh what's it called? Um that boy um Burger Boy. Burger Boy. It's good. People are all about the Burger Boy. Burger Boy's good. They have the they have like cheese fries with jalapenos, but it's a it's not big, it's a regular fry with that on there. It's good.

SPEAKER_02 54:39

I like uh like if we're just gonna go like just accessible, anyone can go to, you don't have to be like fancy or dress up or whatever. I'm gonna just I'm gonna throw Taco Palenque out there.

SPEAKER_01 54:49

Taco Palenque's good.

SPEAKER_02 54:50

It's legit.

SPEAKER_01 54:51

I've been to the ones in Lareda when they first where they first started. It's good. It is good. They have one in um what's that town over by um uh it's on 35 South. Catula? Yeah, yeah. It's good. It ain't cheap, but it's good. That manila is like $18.

SPEAKER_00 55:10

I love it.

SPEAKER_02 55:14

Shout out barbacoa. I like barbacoa.

SPEAKER_01 55:18

Barbacoa? What about the best barbacoa in Uvaldi?

SPEAKER_02 55:22

Uh the best barbacoa in Uvaldi, in my opinion, is probably gonna be Ophelia's.

SPEAKER_01 55:30

Um, I never had it there. What about Machi Galo? Have you had that?

SPEAKER_00 55:34

I'm not a big Macho Galo guy.

SPEAKER_01 55:36

I like jerky though. Not like jerky though.

SPEAKER_02 55:38

Yeah. But with the eggs? It's just jerky snuffing eggs. It's just like that. It is jerky snuff. I was just like, I don't want that. Jerky snuffing eggs. How long are we done? I don't know, dude. I'm tired. I'm tired too. I think it was that watching you eat that chicken fried steak for breakfast. Why were you watching me? Don't ever watch me eat. Ever. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get my own Reels channel of just you eating. What did you have? I just get like a million followers. No, what did you have for breakfast? I had two chorisonic tacos.

SPEAKER_01 56:10

Oh yeah. That how is the chorizo that was? Yes, they got the best.

SPEAKER_00 56:14

It's just the tortillas kind of threw you off. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 56:16

My mom makes it like that. It's good.

unknown 56:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 56:19

China, mother. Oh. I'm whip, bud. I'm tired, man. How long we do? Almost let's do let's do three more minutes and we'll make it. Three more minutes for these bastards. An even hour.

SPEAKER_02 56:32

An even hour.

Frog Band Finale And Wrapping Up

SPEAKER_01 56:34

Power hour. I like these frogs. They're they're pretty cool. Yeah. How do they do that? They just like lacquered them. Yeah, I don't. I bet these frogs are old too. Dude, they look like they're from the 60s. They're hilarious. What is that little con? Is that like a little bongo?

SPEAKER_02 56:51

Yeah, this is like a snare drum and maracas, a microphone, a piano, a guitar, and what's that? Like a stand-up bass.

SPEAKER_01 57:00

Oh, is that a piano?

SPEAKER_02 57:01

Yeah. It's a six-piece frog band.

SPEAKER_01 57:04

When these frogs were born, they had no idea they'd last forever. They would be. They're fucked. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 57:11

I just like to imagine, like, in post-apocalyptic times, like something like this, some artifact like this survives, and there's just a bunch of people worshiping these frogs.

SPEAKER_01 57:21

They have a lot better things to do. You don't know. I don't know. But what is that little white thing though? That's just a candle. Oh, a candle part of the okay. I'm like, why is that there?

SPEAKER_02 57:33

Two and a half minutes. Two and a half minutes. I don't think I can do it. Yes, you can, dude.

SPEAKER_01 57:39

What else you got going on today?

SPEAKER_02 57:41

Um I gotta do some stuff. I don't know. I may barbecue something. Really? Yeah. Like what? Uh I don't know. Oh, pork butt? Something good. I may make I may make barbed back all. I'm gonna go see if they got some beef cheeks up there. At H B? Yeah. She Valde Meat. I haven't been to Uvalde Meat in a long time. I'm gonna go by there.

SPEAKER_01 57:59

I've only been there one time when they were closed. Like a Wednesday afternoon. Yeah. Chad out. Shout out Martin Pitts.

SPEAKER_02 58:08

He sends me messages. All the time, yeah. All the time. He needs to come back on the show. We need a Martine update. I don't know what he's up to nowadays. No good. Trevor. How old is he anyway? 50. Oh my god, dude.

SPEAKER_01 58:18

I don't know if he's that old, but he looks good for 50, though. I remember my uncle turned 50, and I'm like, dude, you're fucking. And now I'm like seven years away. Knocking on the door. Dude. What about this? You turn 60, you're you might as well be 70. If you're 70, you might as well be 80. And if you're 80, you might as well be dead.

SPEAKER_02 58:36

But some people like they just they do cool shit like their whole life. Like until they're old and like doing like nine until they're like 90 or shit. But are they like who?

SPEAKER_00 58:46

I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 58:46

People like randomly everywhere. I'm gonna be one of those people.

SPEAKER_01 58:50

Are you?

SPEAKER_02 58:50

Yeah. If you last that long, I'm gonna last a long time. Are you gaining weight? I can't tell. I'm pretty much maintaining. That's good.

unknown 58:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 58:59

What'd you eat for dinner last night?

SPEAKER_01 59:00

Uh I had uh Joe Tom's prime rib. Clint said he's worked at Outback. I remember this, and he said the prime rib there smelt like an old sock. And he was surprised that every time, anytime anybody would order it. Yeah. I believe that. I believe it stinks. We got 15 seconds.

SPEAKER_00 59:19

We milked this cow as long as we could.

SPEAKER_02 59:21

Dude, I'm just so tired. It's hot in here. The ACs need some attention. What's up? This thing's not working yet, or uh, it's blowing, but it's not blowing cold, and so I gotta I gotta shout out my man. He's gonna come check it out.

SPEAKER_01 59:33

We have a lot more to do and we'll get it done. Um, it's just gonna take some time. That's it. Well, we just gotta keep hammering it away. Gotta hammer it away. And we will hammer away. Progress. Baby steps and baby steps. All right. Well, I guess that's uh yeah. Negtaw, neglect 30. Shout out Ziggy's, Text Dermy, and Ruby's. They're both there. Oh, what are we gonna sponsor them or not?

SPEAKER_00 59:53

I sent a message I never heard back. I put you on it. I know. I remember I don't know if we had an answer on that. Yes, sir. I know you want to leave so bad. I'm done.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:03

See ya! All right.