🚨33. Cheap Meals, Used Wheels

We’re recording from our “almost a studio” setup at the car lot, which means the background is equal parts real work and real life. We start where we always start: local sponsors, local events, and the kind of small-town logistics that somehow become a full conversation, from tables at Ruby’s Lounge to why reviews matter when you’re building something in public. 

Then we hit the essentials: breakfast tacos, cheap meal scouting, and the kind of food talk that turns into a story about a packed Uvalde diner on a rainy day. A stranger tries to set up shop, the room gets quiet, and we end up unpacking what homelessness looks like in small-town Texas, how people act when everyone’s watching, and why the person with the most authority in the moment isn’t always the person with the most firepower. 

From there it’s classic Negpod whiplash, but with a point: hail alerts and protecting car inventory, internet weather conspiracies, nostalgia stops like old-school Dairy Queen, and a 23andMe surprise that kicks off a whole rant about identity, family lore, and why some people put their DNA in a database on purpose. We close on the most practical lane of all: learning trades, welding culture, apprenticeships versus school, and why building businesses and real skills is how Uvalde fixes potholes, creates jobs, and keeps people proud of where they live. 

If you’re into Uvalde Texas stories, small business grit, used car lot life, trade skills, and the messy reality of community, hit play, then subscribe, share it with a friend, and leave a review. What part of this one do you disagree with most?

Transcript

Car Lot Studio And Sponsors

SPEAKER_03 0:03

We're back. What's up, McNew? What up? Episode 33. Negpod 33. We're just talking, we came a long way from our our humble beginnings. We're almost like have a studio. Yeah. No, we do have a studio.

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We're making it happen.

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We're doing it at a car lot. Shout out old G-Motors.

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What's the address? 2309 East Main Street. We got the wheels for you. Vintage or practical.

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We're at across from Billy Bob's.

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Pending state licensing. Come on, state of Texas. Let's get it in gear.

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Right past the giant pothole 190.

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That's it. Across from Billy Bob's hamburgers next to the homeless guy.

SPEAKER_03 0:46

Oh, shout out to Homeless guy. Shout out Ziggy's Tex Dermy. Um, I don't know where they're at. Is it out of his house or what? Uh that's a good question. Ziggy's get back to us on that.

SPEAKER_02 0:59

I think it's out there, Marsh Lane.

SPEAKER_03 1:01

Marsh Lane, yeah. Yeah. Oh, and also another sponsor, uh, Ruby's Lounge.

SPEAKER_02 1:06

Which Ruby's Lounge put like the Uno reverse card on us. We were we've been waiting to get something for them.

SPEAKER_03 1:12

Now we're sponsoring their event. Yeah, we're sponsoring their uh patio opening on the 16th of May.

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Shout out, Negpot, Old G Motors.

SPEAKER_03 1:21

What's going on over there? Do we have a table or not? Did you ask?

SPEAKER_02 1:24

I think we have the way I understand it, we have two tables, which is two more than we may need.

SPEAKER_03 1:28

I thought, well, I told my brother and my and my mu my sister-in-law that they could sit at our table.

SPEAKER_02 1:32

Mucho fiesta.

SPEAKER_03 1:34

Because you're not gonna be there.

SPEAKER_02 1:35

Yeah, I'm gonna I well we're gonna use our tables. We're just I'm not gonna be there either. I'm I'm gonna be uh I might make a surprise appearances.

SPEAKER_03 1:43

Really?

SPEAKER_02 1:43

If you go, I'll go. Okay, well, we'll see. Yeah. Uh but that's us. We're gonna be the co-sponsoring the Negpod. Uh we understand it that we're gonna get our uh old uh logo shared a little bit.

SPEAKER_03 1:57

That'd be cool, dude.

SPEAKER_02 1:58

And uh also old G Motors is gonna be uh blasting uh I put the uh first review on Google Maps. I saw that it was a good review. I uh one of the kids that I procured a vehicle for and she's been driving now, gave me a review, like screenshot me a review, but didn't post it, I guess. It's not on there. I don't know what she'd be in the bendeca or what? Being she posted it in.

SPEAKER_03 2:24

Oh, when did she?

SPEAKER_02 2:25

She's like, I got a screenshot from her a couple of weeks ago.

SPEAKER_03 2:28

Oh, really? I did mine yesterday.

SPEAKER_02 2:31

Yeah, and uh that's bizarre.

SPEAKER_03 2:33

Anyways, maybe because she's not a review. I've been reviewing shit for years.

SPEAKER_02 2:36

She's but she reviewed every time we go somewhere, she's our review person for the family. She's our family reviewer. Oh, show now. Come on, girl, get it in gear. Get that review.

SPEAKER_03 2:46

Well, today we're gonna take it easy, do we just had a giant breakfast?

SPEAKER_01 2:50

We did have a giant breakfast.

SPEAKER_03 2:52

They served me two servings of tortillas and they didn't even realize. She's like, Did you get your tortillas? No, and mine are all gone. Here you go. You got more? Yeah. Did you eat those two? Yes, I did.

SPEAKER_02 3:04

Oh yes, I did. I'm I'm back to full fat boy status. I was for a long time when I was not when I was my skinniest, I was ordering one breakfast taco.

SPEAKER_03 3:15

Of course, you had the belly of a baby bird.

SPEAKER_02 3:18

Then I moved to two tacos, but I was only eating half of each one. It's like a drug addict.

SPEAKER_03 3:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 3:25

Then I go to two tacos and I'm eating one whole taco and then just the insides of the other one.

SPEAKER_03 3:31

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 3:32

Okay, this is the evolution of getting fatter.

SPEAKER_03 3:35

The buzzard only eats the insides of the animals.

SPEAKER_02 3:37

Yes. Then it goes, okay, I'm just gonna have two tacos and I'll stop when I full when I'm full. Then occasionally, like a day like today, just felt it just felt good. Life's great. I'm because it's kind of celebrating. You know, knock on wood, it's good. It's a wonderful life.

SPEAKER_03 3:53

Plus, we saw our old classmates there.

SPEAKER_02 3:54

And we saw our old friend. We walked in, we saw a bunch of our old friends in there. You see, everybody looked around like we're like saying hi. Everyone's like, who the fuck? What is going on? Yeah, we got a table next to him. We're visiting, we we were cutting up, we're having a good time. Order three breakfast tacos this morning, and I almost ate it all.

SPEAKER_03 4:10

I was trying to say order another one. I was like, fuck.

SPEAKER_02 4:12

No, no, no, no. But our old friend old Mike in there, he had either he ate either four or five breakfast tacos this morning, this today.

SPEAKER_03 4:20

And rosemary made it right today. Yeah. With him. She dook the high road. They're no longer beefing. Yeah. Well, maybe they are. I don't know. So she did take the high road, though. Good for her. Yeah. We love her. Uh Sunrise is over on um West Main. West Main? Yeah. Yeah. Shout out Sunrise, corner of Grove Man, Maine. Oh, um, Victoria wants to come on the podcast, I believe. Oh, nice. That'd be nice to have her on here. I would like to have uh I would like to have her on here. She can sit at the end of the table. We can just be like, explain yourself, lady.

SPEAKER_02 4:53

Do we have uh more uh equipment though? We're gonna have to get some. No more microphone.

SPEAKER_03 4:59

We do and have another thing. Table and this thing will take care of it. Damn.

Breakfast Tacos And Old Friends

SPEAKER_03 5:05

So the other day I had to use a bathroom and then this has bothered me for two weeks. You're like, what the hell's wrong with you? I'm like, dude, I I just ate a huge breakfast. Like I can't use the bathroom.

SPEAKER_02 5:16

So maybe that's that old trucker training you got. You go, get it in, get it out, get on the road. Maybe that's it. Maybe that's it. Maybe that's it. You don't understand because you're a you're a town dweller. I'm an old townie now. Shout out yesterday. I went to What's her for breakfast before I put the kids to work painting the fence. You walk in there. I took I parked and we went inside and we ordered. And then we uh sat down and they brought us our food.

SPEAKER_01 5:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 5:45

And uh my son and I both ordered the What's Breakfast Burger, which I believe is a number 24.

SPEAKER_03 5:50

That's heavy, that's heavy caloric intake.

SPEAKER_02 5:53

Are you familiar with it?

SPEAKER_03 5:54

Yeah, it's the biggest breakfast sandwich they have.

SPEAKER_02 5:57

Bruh.

SPEAKER_03 5:58

Was it 780 calories?

SPEAKER_02 5:59

That thing is fire.

SPEAKER_03 6:00

It's good though, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 6:01

It is so good. I got mine how it comes, and then I added onions and pickled jalapenos.

SPEAKER_03 6:07

Oh, you added those.

SPEAKER_02 6:09

Yes. My son may like comment like three or four times. He's like, This, this is a this is it. This is good. He hadn't had it before. Oh, really? He never had it. Yeah, he was really impressed.

SPEAKER_03 6:20

I think your son's gonna beat you up when he gets older. Probably. Dude, he's gonna be a big kid.

SPEAKER_02 6:26

Uh he's wearing my pants.

SPEAKER_03 6:28

Oh, fuck, really?

SPEAKER_02 6:29

Yeah. How tall is he? He's your he's not your aunt. He we went to the bull riding last night, and the guy who won the whole Shannon, right? The whole cat of Cactus Jack bull riding, best show in town. Cactus Jack, come on, bull riding. Anyways, we went to the bull riding last night and the guy who won it, Noah Lee. Wally went down there with my uncle to take a picture uh at the end of the boat, bull riding with the people that put it on and the guy who won it and everything. And he's like four or five inches taller than the guy that won it. Wally's like 11 and you know, five foot six or whatever. Those uh rodeo guys were notoriously uh slight. If you're gonna ride a bull, you need to be closer to the size of a horse fly than a horse.

SPEAKER_03 7:09

Like uh Martin Pitts. When I first met him, I'm like, you're just a little skinny waif of a man.

SPEAKER_02 7:14

He is built like a bronk rider over there.

SPEAKER_03 7:15

But then I've seen him rope, he's like, I'm like, we have to be built like a rope to foot that much.

SPEAKER_02 7:20

Oh, road lizard, Coach Whip. Shout out, Martin.

SPEAKER_03 7:22

Yeah, they have those whip arm whip whippy arms.

SPEAKER_02 7:24

Yeah, I had a missed call from him the other day, but he called me like an inopportune time when I was busy. I wonder what he wanted. I gotta give him a shut back. Wonder what he wanted. Uh, have you seen this $10 meal guy on Instagram? Have I said we don't have San Antonio? I'm I'm still following him. I did watch the video, he's like $7 breakfast.

SPEAKER_03 7:44

I was like, seven dollars? That's amazing.

SPEAKER_02 7:45

Dude, I'm gonna be following this guy around like Hansel and Gretel, just bread crumbing the hell out of this less than $10 meal in San Antonio.

SPEAKER_03 7:52

Dude, that's good. But we have to drive all the way across town. That's all right. I was sure I love driving. And you notice how many murderers are on that side of town? By the way, it's so cheap, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 8:05

I might get murdered. If I got murdered eating a because I was driving across town to get a less than $10 meal, I would die happy. I would be happily murdered.

SPEAKER_03 8:16

You're gonna die anyway. I just might as well be doing what you love, saving money and being having a delicious meal.

SPEAKER_02 8:22

I gotta get a I gotta start wearing my phone holster and packing heat. That way I can throw it down.

SPEAKER_03 8:26

You don't pack heat now? No. I have it in my truck, my pickup.

SPEAKER_02 8:29

Yeah, I I'm like firearm adjacent, but I don't like pack heat.

SPEAKER_03 8:34

And I have my the bullets where they go through uh walls and they go through concrete balls. So if dude, it'll take out it.

SPEAKER_02 8:41

The funniest shit. Were you with me the other day when the when the homeless guy came in to sunrise? No, no. Were you having lunch with me?

SPEAKER_03 8:47

No, you were gonna tell me about it.

SPEAKER_02 8:48

So I'm having lunch. I guess I was uh shout out, Beto, having lunch with Beto, and um we're at sunrise, it's like a rainy day, and on my way to lunch, I saw a guy walking down Highway 90, and he looked just like Shaggy from Scooby-Doo, like a healthy young beatnik gringo. And he was walking with like a actually like a pep in his step. And uh, but you could tell like he had his luggage with him, and he had like a trash bag poncho.

SPEAKER_03 9:17

He's just like a happy-go-lucky little gucky scumbag beatnik vagrant.

SPEAKER_02 9:21

And uh, so we're having lunch at sunrise, and it's kind of rainy and nasty outside, and this bro comes in, and like every table's full except like a six-person table.

SPEAKER_03 9:32

And everyone turns around. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_02 9:33

And it's that one right by the door. Well, he just like he looks around and can't find a small table, so he sits down to that six-person table and he starts like putting it, setting up camp. Like he's unpacking his backpack and his newspapers.

SPEAKER_03 9:48

I'm helping myself.

SPEAKER_02 9:49

Yeah. And in there, it's lunch hour on a rain day. So every farmer and rancher is in there talking about rain because they don't want to be driving around messing their roads up. Yeah, so it's packed. Parking lots packed, everything's packed. In this restaurant, I know let's what do you how many people you think she holds in there? 60 people or something like that? 50. 40, dude. Okay, 40. Of those 40, I'm gonna tell you at least at least 15 of them I personally know are packing heat in there. Their firearms are on their body. They're they live just for the love of the game. In their mind, they're living for the moment where like they get to be the guy who saves the day. Yeah. This homeless guy comes in and sets up camp, and not and everybody is just like looking at the corner of their eye, and no one's like making eye contact, and everyone's just kind of like looking, and it gets real quiet in there. And Rosemary comes over there and like basically runs this guy off like a stray cat. No, sir, no, sir, not today. I don't have time for it. I'm busy, I got real customers. Get your stuff, get get your stuff, get out. But she knows him, she knows the guy. And I don't know, he's he's pretty new to town, but maybe she does. Yeah, but she did act like is like I may feed a stray cat, but today ain't the day. Right. And she just like literally like run him off like with a figurative chunk of it. Like a broom, like, yeah, like get out of here, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 11:18

Did he go?

SPEAKER_02 11:19

Yeah, and he like had this like look of malcontent on his face, and like he was pissed off. He just like he just like needed a break from the weather and everything, life. He needed to like he just needed to sit down in a hot cup of water. I always seem sitting in there anyway. She's a kid daddled him, but while this was happening, I didn't see like one of these pack of heat save the day guys like help even posture to reinforce or to like give they just let her take care of it, and she did more with waving a uh waitress pad and a pen at him than they could have done with a 45 magnum, and it just like went to show me like anybody can buy a gun, nobody not everybody's got a set of balls. Rosemary got a set of balls.

SPEAKER_03 12:03

I know, but she owns the business. What yes, she does have balls though. Yeah, but you got to protect where you're you're from this ain't Portland, Oregon.

SPEAKER_02 12:11

I've seen this gentleman around town, and let me tell you, he is just living the life of leisure. Like, I've seen him on every park bench just eating an apple, like making like his knapsack a pillow. He is he is loitering all over town and cannot be bothered and just seems now that the weather's kind of sunny, he's just living life.

SPEAKER_03 12:33

I can go check him out. I haven't seen him around.

SPEAKER_02 12:35

So, anyways,

Homeless Encounters And Gun Talk

SPEAKER_02 12:36

it's funny.

SPEAKER_03 12:36

Um Noah Lee, uh, he's 18 years old. He he is 5'2 and he weighs 115 pounds.

SPEAKER_02 12:43

He's 18. He he's in high school and he won the ching gal last night.

SPEAKER_03 12:47

Yeah, 115. I've been 115 since I was like five years old.

SPEAKER_02 12:51

Yeah, yeah. Well, you know, they have the mutton busting that the kids do at the rodeo or whatever.

SPEAKER_03 12:56

He probably weighs as much as a mutton.

SPEAKER_02 12:57

And uh you you can't do the mutton busting once. I think the magic number's like 60 or 70 pounds. I think it's 60 pounds, you're too big. I remember Wally rode the mutton busting one time when he was four years old.

SPEAKER_03 13:10

Are they gonna like or were they like we're gonna have the mutton ride?

SPEAKER_02 13:13

The next season he was weighed out.

SPEAKER_03 13:15

Like he was Well, do they have a scale there?

SPEAKER_02 13:19

Yeah, they weigh the kids, yeah. Because it's like they don't want the sheep to get hurt or whatever, or they have rules. But yeah, he was like he he was out. Like last night at the mutton bus or this weekend, like there's some kids that are like six, seven years old that are still riding sheep because they're you know, they're they're live. They're tiny, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 13:37

Yeah, that's funny.

SPEAKER_02 13:39

So like one of the good one of our kids is like ten years old, and I bet she weighs like fifty pounds. Like she can probably still ride. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 13:47

Um does he wally eat a lot?

SPEAKER_02 13:51

He's gonna be a giant, he's gonna be like closer to seven foot than six foot.

SPEAKER_03 13:55

My god, imagine.

SPEAKER_02 13:56

Like so.

SPEAKER_03 13:57

Maybe he'll be on the Spurs.

SPEAKER_02 13:59

Shout out, Spurs. Shout out Spurs.

SPEAKER_03 14:01

What's their schedule?

SPEAKER_02 14:01

Oh, are they in the playoffs or what's their they just advanced to round two and they're gonna be starting playing the Timberwolves tomorrow in round two.

SPEAKER_03 14:09

If they win this series, do they go to the final four? What is it called?

SPEAKER_02 14:12

I think then it would be the conference championships and then the grand finale. Spurs. What up Ang Jesper?

SPEAKER_03 14:20

I like rooting for your hometown, so I'm not gonna talk too much shit.

SPEAKER_02 14:23

So my favorite thing about rooting for the Spurs is to see all of the Balvosos running around San Antonio honking their horns and the fat girls dancing on the street and all the shit. Like they're every time the Spurs win, they do get excited, they go Balosa. Yeah, they go Ape Ship.

SPEAKER_03 14:45

I love it. We have a new setup where your McNew's uh notes are on the screen right in front of them, and I can't because I'm turned this way like talking to him.

SPEAKER_02 14:52

Uh so on the subject of of the homeless, do you know what a real unicorn is? And you see it every now and then, and it's such like a weird internal dialogue. Maybe it's just me, maybe I'm a creep, maybe I'm not, but the unicorn of the homeless hot girl. You ever see a homeless hot girl?

SPEAKER_03 15:10

Uh no, I don't. I used to, not anymore.

SPEAKER_02 15:13

But every now that's what I mean. It's a unicorn, it's not like something like it's like a four-leaf clover. Like I've seen one.

SPEAKER_03 15:18

Every 10 years, maybe.

SPEAKER_02 15:19

Yeah, I know what you're you know what I'm talking about. Like you're just like, god damn, life has not been kind to you. Like you're a homeless hot girl. I think she just has psychological issues. It's usually got to be nut house crazy, right?

SPEAKER_03 15:31

Oh, yeah. You're like just completely off the off the reservation at that point.

SPEAKER_02 15:35

Uh I want to start a can I start, I want to start a charity. I think I can get the people the nick putt behind it. What would be the homeless hot girl helpline?

SPEAKER_03 15:43

Is she is she hot or is she just thin? I feel like women are thin and they're just are automatically hot. Uh because everyone's so overweight now.

SPEAKER_02 15:52

I mean, I think that gives you like a lot more leg up than what you think. Like, if you're just like that's weird too. You don't see fat homeless men, but you do see fat homeless women.

SPEAKER_03 16:04

I see fat homeless men. Really? Mm-hmm. But I don't know if there's their first day on the job or what, but I've seen Miss Antonio.

SPEAKER_02 16:10

That should be why an RFK talking about that. If our homeless people are too fat, we got a problem in this country.

SPEAKER_03 16:16

I think because he's it's not just me and you. He knows that uh we do everyone, everyone's uh knows we have a problem.

SPEAKER_02 16:22

Yeah, it's not just the fat and happy like you and I.

SPEAKER_03 16:24

These people are they're homeless and they're fat. That's horrible. It's because you can go to the dollar store and get a fucking thing of donuts for a dollar and just eat them all, and then that's your calories for the next three days.

SPEAKER_02 16:36

I had a pack of those little hostess donuts the other day. God dang they're good. God, they're good. I can see it. I was like, nah, I know why I'm fat. Are they powdered? I got the well, like the coconut glaze, like the just the dirty. Oh my god, you did? I don't want the powder.

SPEAKER_03 16:50

That's what that guy's eating at. They'll just shoe that.

SPEAKER_02 16:52

The powder gets all over your clothes, and then like you're might as well have like gunblast residue on you.

SPEAKER_03 16:58

But that powder goes down your gut, too, and it tastes so good. So good. It's like that old powdered cocaine sugar. You drink a big old chocolate milk with it.

SPEAKER_02 17:07

I haven't had a chocolate milk in so long, but literally, chocolate milk is the one of the dirtiest inventions.

SPEAKER_03 17:15

It's bad, dude.

SPEAKER_02 17:16

That's the most American dirty bomb there is the chocolate milk.

SPEAKER_03 17:20

You think some people think that it comes from a chocolate cow?

SPEAKER_02 17:22

The Polish. That's what I heard. Really? I saw this in a movie. It was like a joke. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03 17:27

I thought it made me think of it.

SPEAKER_02 17:28

Yeah, it's like a joke. It's like I knew a Polish one was so dumb she thought chocolate milk came from brown cows. That's funny. Oh.

SPEAKER_03 17:36

So I don't know, dude. Today I'm gonna take it easy, but I'm just relaxing. You relax. We're gonna do a little work. We gotta Oh, yeah, we can move your cars. We're gonna do it.

SPEAKER_02 17:44

We'll move some cars and we gotta we gotta check uh battery on one of them.

SPEAKER_03 17:48

I guarantee that battery's back. I guarantee you. I guarantee you. I saw that you had a big uh little thing the other day with the hail. What happened with that?

SPEAKER_02 17:55

Oh, so I'd had a like a long day and literally tried to get into bed before nine. I was just I'm sure you're whacked. I was ready to call it a day. Yeah. And uh just read a little bit of a book and call it a day, and my phone started blowing up, but it was all my friends and my family, and they were sending me screenshots of the National Weather Service.

SPEAKER_03 18:20

They were worried, but you were like, oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02 18:21

And like Campwood got softball size hail and it's coming to you, Valde, and all this horrible shit. And they kept doing it, and I was like, Jesus Christ, I need to go move these cars. So at 9 30 at night, I started moving cars over here to the covered parking, which that's what it's for. That's the purpose where they need to be. Keep the sun off in the hill to hill. But I was kind of putting that off until we got the got it cleaned up because we needed to do some paving over here on uh gravel or whatever we're gonna do. But mind you, anyways, we got them moved over here and it was uh by the time I was over, I was having a lot of fun driving cars. So who's uh helping you with that? Uh Alex helped me and my uncle and my cousin. Oh, okay. Well, that's nice. Shout out, shout out the hell. Shout out family uh

Hail Panic And Weather Theories

SPEAKER_02 19:10

connection. Chauffeur gang, chauffeur gang.

SPEAKER_03 19:12

Yeah, I don't know. Uh I never had a problem with hail though. My dad got stuck in a hell storm in Sabino one time and it destroyed his car.

unknown 19:19

Damn.

SPEAKER_03 19:20

Destroyed. It was when they it destroyed the stripes over there.

SPEAKER_02 19:24

I I got in one in Midland one time that beat the shit out of my truck and it knocked the windshield out. Like it didn't like knock it out where the elements, but it shattered it like somebody hit it with a baseball bat. Shattered it.

SPEAKER_03 19:38

The ice just like accumulates in the atmosphere and then just drops. I think it's the Iranians and weather drones or something. It could be. What about the Chinese? They're real sneaky, I heard.

SPEAKER_02 19:47

You see, these Iranians are saying ever since they blew up all these US bases, like they'd been in the most extreme drought. They were down to like 1% storage capacity in their reservoirs. Have they been destroying their bases? From their propaganda side, that they've destroyed all these bases in the region and all of their like satellites and infrastructure. And since doing that, it's just been raining nonstop, and like all their water supply is coming back and it's becoming an oasis again. I don't know if any of this is true, but the propaganda arm or the the reporting online that I've seen is that uh that now they're blaming the rest of the region was using weather manipulation to try to reduce their access to water, and now that they destroyed these communication bases and stuff, that it's raining again and it's beautiful and great. And if it's true, is it a coincidence?

SPEAKER_03 20:42

It's not true. Yeah, yeah. Or it could be true.

SPEAKER_02 20:46

Yeah, I don't know. That shit crazy though.

SPEAKER_03 20:48

I don't know what uh didn't they say about that flood over in uh Kerrville that it was because of the seeding?

SPEAKER_02 20:53

No, that's what they said, but that doesn't know that makes any sense either. But uh they're trying to open that thing up again. See that uh that that the one camp where they lost the all those little girls said that they are not going to reopen. I saw that in the news like Thursday or Friday. But were they trying to open it again? They were going to think have camp this summer. Was they kind of put that out there and it was not well received. I'd be like, take a break. Take a break. I don't know, but I'm not a business guy, so well. I don't know that like you can afford to take a I don't really know anyone in any business that can like afford to take a dude, drive a truck.

SPEAKER_03 21:31

I don't even have my CDL. I gotta I gotta keep this motherfucker open.

SPEAKER_02 21:34

You gotta keep it.

SPEAKER_03 21:34

Oh it's a bad, it's a bad deal.

SPEAKER_02 21:36

I mean, the I guess the silver lining maybe? I don't know if that's the right word. Is that these people are sitting on a beautiful piece of property on the river that I'm sure a bunch of salivating rich lawyers and bankers or and Chinamen are ready to gobble up and pay a premium.

SPEAKER_03 21:55

What was that in Hunt? Is it Hunt, Texas? Yeah, the Chinese Communist Party is gonna buy it. They probably are. And uh Chris Conrad's gonna sell it to him. Shout out Chris Conrad. Do you have a baby? Yeah, I just had a little baby. That's good. Populate the south South Texas with some white babies. I don't know if you can keep up. Probably not.

SPEAKER_02 22:16

We should all start naming our little gringo kids Waldo. That's what shout out Waldo. Uh tell me what tell me about this dairy queen in Kirby, Texas. What happened over there?

SPEAKER_03 22:31

Oh, I just went to uh get an old what's it called? A dip cone. And it's the original one from like whenever they open. It's nice.

SPEAKER_02 22:40

It's an OG dairy queen, and it's like a real old one. Yeah, yeah. And I loved it. And like the boost are metal.

SPEAKER_03 22:46

They're all from the bat from the good old days. Yeah. It was like the one here before they tore this one down.

SPEAKER_01 22:51

Take me back to the good old days.

SPEAKER_03 22:54

Oh, shout out David Allen Co.

SPEAKER_02 22:56

Oh man. Uh so I picked up uh Wally from school on Thursday and he goes, Dad. Did you know David Allen Co died? And I said, I didn't. I've been I've been busy.

SPEAKER_03 23:06

I thought he died like 10 years ago, but yeah.

SPEAKER_02 23:08

And uh he was like, Yeah, he goes, it came up on my whatever his news deal or whatever. He goes, It came up on my news deal that he passed away on uh April the 29th. I said, Really? Said yeah. He goes, uh let's listen to some David Allen Co. So we listened to David Allen Co on the way back from from Brackettville, and then I laughed, I got home and I was doing some stuff, and he was in his room, and I could hear he has like a little Alexa or something in there, and I came by and he was listening. My long hair just can't cover up my red neck.

SPEAKER_03 23:40

He was just jamming a little D A C in his room. But to say, who's this uh news guy, the fucking exalted Cyclops from the KKK?

SPEAKER_02 23:51

He was getting his daily daily wizard readings.

SPEAKER_03 23:54

Oh my god. Yeah, I was at a dollar store in line, and some I was in Conroe, and this lady comes out, she's in line, she goes, Y'all, we lost a real one today, and out of nowhere. David Allen Coe died, and then the guy the speaker, no, no, just in line. Oh, and in Conroe, it's all white people, yeah. And uh, and it was quiet, and the guy behind the counter goes, We sure did, David Allen Coe, rest in peace.

SPEAKER_02 24:23

Dude, that guy was an interesting scumbag, dude. People love it and wildly talented. And there's a lot of songs out there that he wrote or contributed to that people are oblivious to. He's a talented guy, talented guy, and he was flawed, he was a polygamous living in a cave. Was he? Yes. Where at? Uh Alex, North Carolina. Alex, he's a you know, Appalachia guy, is born in Ohio and kind of stayed up in that area.

SPEAKER_03 24:50

He's like J.D. Vance.

SPEAKER_02 24:51

Yeah, exactly. He might have been JD Vance's uh grandpa. That's funny. Shout out JD Vance. I think JD Vance's mom is the ones that uh he sang that song about or whatever, finger sucking Sally or whatever.

SPEAKER_03 25:08

Oh my god. Did you watch that movie?

SPEAKER_02 25:13

Uh yeah, I did. It was good. Hill Billy Elogy. Yeah, it was pretty good. Yeah, it made me want to go into someone's house and smoke cigarettes on a shitty couch with them. It was a funny movie. I guess some macaroni and cheese and a spam sandwich. Give me one of those Dorel 100.

SPEAKER_03 25:28

But you see that, but his he changed his name like five times. Yeah. What's up with that dude? I you you know what I would never do? Change your name? Change my name. You know what I tell me? By my name. Sounds like a lot of paperwork. Oh, yeah. For what?

SPEAKER_02 25:43

The only reason anybody wants to change their name is because either you your father was a child molester or a serial killer, your husband was a child molester or a serial killer, or you got bullied a lot.

SPEAKER_03 25:55

That sounds like JD, the third one. Yeah.

unknown 25:58

JD.

SPEAKER_03 26:00

No, but he's the vice president, so what am I saying? He's a vice president.

SPEAKER_02 26:04

I think it's because all of his wife's family voted for him.

SPEAKER_03 26:08

Maybe, dude.

David Allen Coe And Name Changes

SPEAKER_03 26:09

Have you seen him? Like he's like dressed in that garb. I'm like, what are you doing right there? This isn't Allen, Texas. Oh my goodness. Um, oh uh, oh, Victoria's wanted us to talk about the uh about scary Larry. Remember him? Uh I got I I haven't seen Larry in a long time. Where's he at? He was our representative of the trans community here in Uvalde.

SPEAKER_02 26:31

Yeah, they and he had some some nicknames that you know some might have thought were crass or hurtful or rude.

SPEAKER_03 26:38

Scary because he'd looked like kind of scary, like he'd beat you up.

SPEAKER_02 26:42

I think Scary Larry is a hurtful name, but I don't know if he would appreciate the other one anymore. What's the other one? Mangina. Oh yeah. Yeah. And I'm not I'm not saying like I'm sure he would I don't know what he liked to be called, but he was also like anytime I was around was never really quite approachable. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 27:08

I never even thought about talking to him because he was always like just hustling down the highway.

SPEAKER_02 27:13

Rumbling, scowling, and and moving on a mission, but I have not seen Scary Larry in quite a bit.

SPEAKER_03 27:18

And he had a stroller with a baby doll in it. Yeah, that is scary. I could see it sound scary. I knew a guy that uh worked for the Spectrum here, and he uh he went to Scary Larry's apartment. Really? Oh, to do a job or whatever, and he said he had dolls all the way around his walls. Damn.

SPEAKER_02 27:34

At one point in time, he was living out at the dorms at the junior college. How do you get that? I guess he was enrolled as a student or something. Was he a professor? That's the one thing about the financial aid. Like, I think like they'll give anybody uh student loan debt. And then you can get a place that's what we need to do at the homeless. We got to sign them up for student loan debt. I promise all of these uh centers of higher education will be glad to take their debt money and put them in a dorm and down the road you go.

SPEAKER_03 28:04

I don't know, but a lot of homeless like I don't know if they want to be homeless. I think they just want to be left alone.

SPEAKER_02 28:10

They want to do what they want to do, and they don't care how they do it, they want to live that Robin Hood lifestyle.

SPEAKER_03 28:15

They want to be out in Nottingham Forest just fucking chilling the most, cutting it up, like beating a few of the king's deer, just just like uh carving a fucking bow with a pocket knife. Uh that sounds kind of fun. I get it, man. I get it. But this is in the 1600s.

SPEAKER_02 28:30

Did you see the deal where uh King Charles was here and then I don't know if I don't know if anything's real anymore, but it like the Trump or the White House shared a picture and the comment was two kings and it was Trump and Charles.

SPEAKER_03 28:42

It was, but it would piss some people off. Rage bait. That is a they're like no king, and I'm all I don't care, but people are like, no kings, no kings, but there's literally a king.

SPEAKER_02 28:52

There's literally no king, and they all stood up and clapped for him.

SPEAKER_03 28:55

Well then get him out of there. Uh if you know kings, well then I get them out. No more kings.

SPEAKER_02 28:59

What is SA Fire Wings? What the hell?

SPEAKER_03 29:02

Oh, they f oh shout out uh SA Fire Wings. They followed us on uh face Facebook. I think they're a restaurant here in town. Where? I think they do. There's uh shout out the food park over on 183. Dude, I've never been. I want to go I hear nothing but great things. I hear nothing but great things. Have you been? I haven't. We need to go. Shout out to S.A. Firewings. There you go. Shout out to SA Fire Wings. What about Crave? Okay. I said something about Crave a few weeks ago. I take it all back. I walked in again, I looked, I'm like, actually, I kind of like the decor. It's very basic, but it's kind of like Spartan. I like it's nice. I don't know how the food is, though. I haven't tried it yet. I haven't bit that hungry.

SPEAKER_02 29:43

I'll tell you what, those were then Did you go? That was the best service in town, and the hot dog was fire. I would think I if I go again, I want to talk to them and say, hey, I I don't want a combo meal. And I guess Walmart's got some weird deal with them where they can not they can't sell fountain drinks. They can only sell like bottle drinks or whatever. Uh so like a Coca-Cola deal. Yeah, some kind of some kind of they got they got some kind of beverage Nazi deal going on. I don't think is in their control. Um but I think next time instead of like getting fries or tots or whatever, I'm gonna say, look, give me a give me a give me a two. You got a two-dog deal? That's what I know. I love a two hot dog deal. A hot dog is a standalone meal. Like if I go for sandwiches, I expect chips too. Yes. If I go for hamburgers, I I usually expect to fries and I'll settle for chips. You're in America, but if I go hot dog, a hot dog's a standalone meal to me. Give me a breakfast taco. Yeah, yeah. And I don't need sides, I don't need rice and beans. Imagine that. Ridiculous. It's ridiculous. Yeah, hot dogs are standalone. We don't have to we don't have to prop up a hot dog on fried potatoes.

SPEAKER_03 30:52

It's a hat on a hat, as they say. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, I want uh I want to go try it. Uh shout out Crave Hot Dogs. I want to support local business. Me too. I want to support it. I'm not gonna down, I'm not gonna downplay or get get angry at anyone or talk shit about their business because they're trying. And guess what? I'm not doing trying it.

SPEAKER_02 31:10

Wally and I went fishing yesterday and I was like, man, we need a fishing pole. Uh fishing poles are at the ranch and really have time to run out there. So so let's go get a fishing pole. Where should we go? I said, Well, I like to do business local. Let's go over to Oasis.

SPEAKER_03 31:23

I say Walmart.

SPEAKER_02 31:24

And so uh we talked about Walmart, so let's just go to Oasis. And so we went to Oasis, and Oasis has great, great stuff. They have things you can't find between here and San Tony, and it's high quality. But I'm going like fishing at a ranch tank, and my choices were what we ended up buying, which I wanted, was like two little like kind of Zebco Snoopy pole kind of deals, a little $21 rig, and I bought some jig hooks and a deal of worms or whatever. Or the next like fishing bowl is like $350 for like a fishing pole. I was like, I I definitely know I don't need that. If you're on the way to the coast or whatever, like I don't like I'm being hosted at Bill Dance's house for the weekend. Like, what is gonna why am I gonna spend $350 on a fishing pole?

SPEAKER_03 32:10

Do they sell fishing poles at U Velco? I don't think so. Oh, they have a lot of stuff there too.

SPEAKER_02 32:15

Oh, Walmart has a lot of knick-knack paddywhack shit over there, too.

SPEAKER_03 32:18

I'm headed right after we're done with this and your thing, I'm going to Walmart. What for? I gotta get uh some cutting wheels. Um I'm I'm taking the skin off one of the doors of my scout. Gonna put another skin on it. What does that mean? Skin. Like you know the door skin, like the outside where it's painted. Oh, yeah. Instead of replacing the whole door, you just peel off that skin and then they sell the skin and you can just put it back in spot welded on there. And it's a lot cheaper, but it's a lot more work. But guess what? I have time. Uh, did you know they have a new truck stop in junction that's like dude? Yes, it's been there for years. Are you talking about the TA? No. Oh, you're talking about the uh the the one with the Starbucks in it? Yes, that's in junction, yeah. That thing is nice. I've never been in there. I've seen I saw them where they're building it, and I've I've been there since they built up.

SPEAKER_02 33:04

And because like it's so oversaturated with truck stops in junction, and they're the furthest one from the interstate, but it's really not like if you're turning off and you're a truck driver like you can see it and go, oh shit, I can go 150 more yards and they'll sell you diesel for 50 cents a gallon less.

SPEAKER_03 33:20

Right.

SPEAKER_02 33:20

And they have a Starbucks and they have like a deli in there.

SPEAKER_03 33:24

I forgot what it's called, but I haven't been because I just go right to that the old time, the old time wise, get me a McDonald's breakfast sandwich.

SPEAKER_02 33:33

Oh, that the OG one.

SPEAKER_03 33:35

I always go in there, I never go across the street. Yeah, I love that one. Although the their bathrooms are bad.

SPEAKER_02 33:43

They're bad, dude. They're bad.

SPEAKER_03 33:45

Shoutouts drives. I went to another one the other day and it was terrible. They closed the one here. Which one?

SPEAKER_02 33:51

The what the stripes on Night Valley with the little truck stop, the little truck bay.

SPEAKER_03 33:55

They did, huh? I've I've been reading its clothes. Just set it out. They fucked that one up. You know why? Because you go to the one here on east on West Main, they have like 10 bathrooms. The one here, they have one. I'm like, guys, you fucked up. You should have switched it around. Yeah, whatever.

SPEAKER_02 34:11

But a p but the rumor meal was is that 7-Eleven bought it and they're remodeling it and they're coming back.

SPEAKER_03 34:17

Better than ever.

Local Food Spots And Truck Stops

SPEAKER_03 34:18

Better than ever. I thought they get rid because it's a Text Best.

SPEAKER_02 34:20

But I I think a Tex Best kick their ass.

SPEAKER_03 34:23

They don't have showers, but it is nice and clean in there, and they have good food. They have donuts, they have everything. Yeah. Shannon.

SPEAKER_02 34:30

They're getting a little expensive every day. They get and they raise that price a little bit more. But I tell you what, I stop and get gas at that Text Best because it's convenient. And you can the pumps, there's pretty much always a pump open.

SPEAKER_03 34:41

It's like the Buckeys of Ualdi. Oh, shut up. Speaking of donuts, shout out, Snowflake. Have you been? I went there right uh when I left for breakfast. I got two donuts from my parents and I went and dropped them off.

SPEAKER_02 34:53

Did you eat a donut on the way? You didn't even have a donut hole. I had four tortillas.

SPEAKER_03 34:57

I had eight tortillas. I'm I'm good.

SPEAKER_02 35:01

I'm good, dude. I heard they had uh a pretty good looking there? Lady boy.

SPEAKER_03 35:08

Yeah, she's in there. Shout out. Shout out.

SPEAKER_01 35:10

My mom's like, what do you think? I'm like, it's a dupe. They got a new collapsy recipe at the donut shop.

SPEAKER_03 35:18

I wish they had a little button for that. I think it is a uh it's a younger man. Uh shout out. You're a woman in my eyes. So ching out.

SPEAKER_02 35:30

Or uh I was thinking the other day, are Mormons like just like rednecked Jews? Yeah, they're Jews.

SPEAKER_03 35:38

They're kind of like Amish.

SPEAKER_02 35:39

But I mean, like, I'm saying like not Jews in like uh like uh rub your hands together in a miserly kind of way. I'm saying like in a like they're organized, they own businesses, they get shit done. They're a community.

SPEAKER_03 35:52

They're like the Hasid Hasids.

SPEAKER_02 35:54

They're like what a mafia wishes they could be because they really are like to their move in uniform. They're like a Roman Empire.

SPEAKER_03 36:02

But they don't get their tentacles out though.

SPEAKER_02 36:04

They do what they do, they're like a hammer.

SPEAKER_03 36:07

Except the ones well, the ones here, they kind of have businesses, but are they Mormons? What's the difference between the Mormon and uh the ones we have here?

SPEAKER_02 36:14

I think like if somebody came to me and said, Look, we're about to end all this shit, like you're gonna have to become devout to something, you're gonna have to join something and be something, or you can't make it. When would that ever happen? I don't know. Okay, yeah, go ahead in that scenario. I think I think I'm going Mormon.

SPEAKER_03 36:33

You have to. I think so. You see them here, they're dressed like cowboys, and the wife has a little like French fry cap on. Yeah, and like they get to they do cool stuff, like they have like diesel shops and trucking, they like do the the trades and they do them well and they build things and uh they do what keeps every man they're white people that speak Spanish, they're they do what men are supposed to do work, that's right, and they don't take breaks and they're tired at the end of the day, yeah, because they did honest days work, and they get to eat good food, and they drive nice cars, yeah. I mean, do they? Yeah, I think they do. I'm in. Do they have old trucks though? Yeah, oh they do, dude. I'm not love trucks. I mean, I'm not in because I'm Mexican. They'll let Mexicans in too. That's what I like about oh, the Mormons, they uh they'll let fucking Hawaiians in. There's a lot of Mormon uh Mormons in Hawaii.

SPEAKER_02 37:22

You go on one of those missions, they pinch them go traveling.

SPEAKER_03 37:26

Where to Africa?

SPEAKER_02 37:29

If you get but they get you you got the whole world, uh-huh, but you might go to Africa.

SPEAKER_03 37:35

The world's your oyster, but you might end up in Somalia.

SPEAKER_02 37:38

It might. You just might.

SPEAKER_03 37:40

I wouldn't mind going to Somalia one time to check it out.

SPEAKER_02 37:42

Just to get my eyes on it. Have you seen or watched or familiar with the play Book of Mormon?

SPEAKER_03 37:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 37:49

Have you seen it? No, I don't like plays really. I I went last year to that and saw that play. And uh is it's hilarious. It's one of the most offensive, it's like South Park quality. Well, the South Park guys invented it, right? Did they? Yeah, I mean that's what it's like. It's so wildly over the top, offensively hilarious. Are they just trying to like make fun of them or what? Yeah. Oh, okay.

unknown 38:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 38:16

Why? But they're kind of making fun of everything. Oh. But it's kind of like everything's fucked up, but like if you join this deal, like it is fucked up, but at the end of the day, it's a pretty good club. It's a good club. You're gonna like I said, you're gonna work.

SPEAKER_03 38:28

Shout out. I feel like men don't work anymore. Yeah. Uh I like to get my hands on something and start working.

SPEAKER_02 38:34

The only bad thing is that you might end up with more than one wife, and shit. That's a lot uh a lot to put up with. I don't know. I think they put up with you, the the wives.

SPEAKER_03 38:42

Oh, it's a little better. Yeah. And you have more than three? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 38:48

Um, that's a weird deal, dude. I would probably be so overjoyed I'd die. I'm so happy with one dude.

SPEAKER_03 38:54

Yeah. Oh my god. Shout out our frogs.

SPEAKER_00 38:58

Frog band.

SPEAKER_03 38:59

Are we gonna name them? There's you, the big one. Or is that me? No, I'm not that tall. I'm the one next to you. You're playing the piano. Yeah.

unknown 39:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 39:10

What was I gonna say? Uh what um oh yeah, Trump is a time traveler.

Mormons Work Ethic And The Play

SPEAKER_03 39:16

You didn't see this? No. There's an old story about uh Baron Trump um uh becoming the king of America. And it was it was made in the it was the book was in the from the 1800s.

SPEAKER_02 39:28

Isn't that weird? I've seen that floating around the internet. I don't know if it's true or not, though. The book is true. That's weird.

SPEAKER_03 39:35

It is weird, and that there's a some guy in the early 1900s saw a blimp while he was working, and it was it said Trump on the side.

SPEAKER_02 39:45

That's new to me. That may be fake, but maybe that sounds cool.

SPEAKER_03 39:49

It's cool. But I heard that's a new theory that he's a time traveler.

SPEAKER_00 39:52

I I mean, I'm a little more convinced every day that we're living in some sort of bizarre simulation.

SPEAKER_03 39:59

I think that every second of my life. Yeah, you don't have these out-of-body experiences? I do sometimes.

SPEAKER_02 40:05

When do you have out-of-body? I'm just like that's a diabetic coma, sir.

SPEAKER_03 40:10

Am I in bed right now? Am I in my wheelchair?

SPEAKER_02 40:14

Someone put a sugar cube under his tongue. We're losing him. Get a tortilla and put butter and sugar in it.

SPEAKER_03 40:22

Have you ever had that? I'll just pretend I haven't come because I want that. Um what's gonna save him? A buttery tortilla.

SPEAKER_02 40:32

One of my pals is dating uh a Hispanic girl. He's a gringo, and they were at dinner the other night, and he uh said the man they had these grapeflour tortillas, and so I asked the guy for some butter and sugar because they didn't have any on the table. Holy fuck. And the guy was like, What is like butter? He's like, I didn't think like the guy looked at me like I was so dumb. I thought maybe that he didn't speak English. Wait, where was this? He's in San Antonio Mexican restaurant. He's with his girl these days, it's a Mexican girl, and uh they brought it to the table, and she was like, What in the fuck are you gonna do with that? And he put butter and sugar on a tortilla and rolled it up and started eating it. He's like, This is dessert. She's like, That is the whitest thing I've ever seen in my life. He's like, try it. And she was like, I can't believe I've been around tortillas my whole life and I've never had a lot of things. Well, it's like a sopopia at that point, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 41:20

Right? Yeah, that's gross. People but he was white, that's why people do. You do see this at West Texas, they do uh the salsa and chips, but they put butter in the salsa. You've told me about that. I don't think it's they do that in in the um what's the name of that town? I used to spider. No, an L. Show's an L. Lemming or Luling or Luling, I don't know. Fuck. They do that out there though. That's crazy. I'm out, I don't want that. Longview, maybe. I don't want it. No, it's not Longview. Something else. I can't think of it.

SPEAKER_02 41:50

What uh I saw that World War 11 deal that you do? Uh what's that?

SPEAKER_03 41:56

What's her fucking did we even stop? These immigrants uh that's fine when you come in, but don't act like you know everything.

SPEAKER_02 42:02

But I do kind of feel like that bitch is probably saying something every day, and it probably makes sense. But anytime she says something dumb, it like gets sent to all the rednecks and idiots and conservatives.

SPEAKER_03 42:13

But would you ever say, Well, we're 11?

SPEAKER_02 42:16

I mean No, you wouldn't. These people are so scripted, they're just walking into stuff and some idiots handing them uh notes and they're they're not even thinking. Are you they're programmed to just defending her? No I I'm saying that she's a use someone's useful idiot. And when you have a useful idiot, they're gonna do idiot shit when they're not being useful.

SPEAKER_03 42:37

I just feel like the Democrats have been in power too so long that they think they can get away with this shit.

SPEAKER_02 42:42

That uh Representative Bobert or Bobert from Colorado. Bobert, yeah. She's hot. She's not. She's hotter than Sarah Palin. No. I think so. Really? Yeah. I thought that go the other day. Dude, I saw her the other day and I was like, is that that's her? Because I know her name, but I'm just not real familiar.

SPEAKER_00 43:03

I was like, bruh. She's she's the hottest Republican.

SPEAKER_03 43:07

I'll give you that much. Hottest national. Uh Anna Paulina Luna, though. Uh we don't know her. The Florida one. Check that one. Check that one, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh yeah, but she's from Texas, I think. She's Mexican.

SPEAKER_00 43:20

She's from Texas, I can tell you. I wanted to sing that way. She puts tortillas in her grass.

SPEAKER_02 43:28

I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 43:28

In her crotch?

SPEAKER_00 43:30

Oh god.

SPEAKER_02 43:31

In her rising beans. Oh, in her rising beans, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 43:34

Uh she's from Texas, I could tell the way she puts beans in rice and beans. That is that is my Texas.

SPEAKER_02 43:44

Uh what a tell me about this dual citizenship. Are you gonna be become a dual citizen?

SPEAKER_03 43:50

Did I write that? I think that was you, wasn't it? Yeah, maybe. I don't know. Um Yeah, no, it was me. I think it's easy to get that. Maybe I should do that. Where would you duel up at? Mexico. Mexico. Yeah. Yeah, me too. But can't you uh like buy property down there? I think so. And just have it stolen by the cartel.

SPEAKER_02 44:08

Yeah. Do they do that? I buy something so shitty nobody would want it. Like why? I don't know. Like a whore. Uh nah, I buy like a like a place that cremates dogs.

SPEAKER_03 44:20

Like a little ranchita.

SPEAKER_02 44:21

Ranchito? A little ranchito. I don't know, dude. So you had this idea of what if we tax billionaires and put the money on debit cards for American citizens?

SPEAKER_03 44:32

Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_02 44:33

These these like a billionaire dividend that we just went to what's wrong with that?

SPEAKER_03 44:37

People were like, uh, you're sticking up for the uh billionaires. I'm like, no, I just don't want the the tax them, then the government gets it. They're gonna keep it or waste it. How about this? You tax the billionaires and you put it in a debit card and give it to us.

SPEAKER_02 44:51

And not only that, like you do it at like a community level. Yes. So like you buy zip code, yeah. And then everyone has that debit card, everyone moves to new candles, and so the fleas would be chasing the dogs, and all the big dogs are like in it, like maybe constantly on the run. You they would be on the run and you would see the fleas following them. Yes, I love this idea. Isn't it a good idea? Shout out. I'll tell my dad he's like, that never worked. Vote ox, vote ox 2028, Oxford 2028.

SPEAKER_03 45:19

Yeah, but because the comments are always like, let's tax them, and then everyone's like, Oh no, we can't, and they're like, No, what are you sticking up for them? They're billionaires. I'm like, well, give us the money and it's fine with me.

SPEAKER_02 45:30

They're all be trying to live on Epstein Island, so you couldn't get there.

SPEAKER_03 45:34

Some people might make it. Yeah. That guy here over going into uh Rosemary's deal.

SPEAKER_01 45:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 45:40

But then there would be just like a sheen of oil on top of the water, and people be running across it, baby oil.

SPEAKER_03 45:48

How many ranches did he have? One or two. I think he had two, didn't he? I think he had two. That's a weird deal. Oh, Epstein.

SPEAKER_02 45:56

I don't know, man.

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SPEAKER_02 45:58

Uh you know that I'm part black now.

SPEAKER_03 46:02

This is so funny. You're not part black. Uh one of your uh ancestors like married a black person.

SPEAKER_02 46:08

So I get this email the other day from um I think I've talked about this before, but 23andM. We talk about it all the time. And people are always like, Oh, I wouldn't do that because they're gonna like steal your DNA and sell it to the government and everything. And I know they could kill you in the when I did this, I did this like 10 or 15 years ago that I did 23andme. And the main reason I did it, I said because I'm I think I what I I think I have killing somebody in me, like just like like I could just be like, I'm gonna I'm gonna eliminate this person. In my younger days, I was concerned that might be a problem.

SPEAKER_03 46:44

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 46:44

And so I took preemptive, like you've heard of preemptive murder. I took preemptive measurements to not murder. And I joined 23andMe. I said, I'm gonna put my DNA out there so I'm in the database. So if I commit a crime, if I do it, I'm busted and disgusted.

SPEAKER_03 46:59

You actually might be a murderer if you went that far with it.

SPEAKER_02 47:02

And no, I was like, I gotta, I gotta cut this off. Like, I can't go down this road. You're like, I want to get caught if something happens. If if if yeah, like this is unacceptable. Like, we can't be out here killing each other. That's unacceptable. So I gotta put my DNA in the database where everyone got it. And so I put it out there, and now I get little emails from these people. Like, you're so white, you're this white. Your ancestors are the whitest white people of whiteness. You are it never stops. It never it's like put some butter and sugar in your tortilla, you white motherfucker. Like, I get an email from them all the time. You're so white that you opened a car lot selling 90s vehicles. Yes, that's how white you are. And the other, and I'm thinking about becoming a Mormon. That's how white I am, anyways. So I get this email from 23andMe, and it says, You have new DNA relative. Uh huh. I haven't I haven't got one of these in a while. And uh, I'm always like thinking like I'm gonna have like an illegitimate uh kid show up, but not of mine, like but my dad, like where I'm gonna have like some estranged family. And I know there's at least one of those out there. Uh from your dad? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 48:12

Really?

SPEAKER_02 48:12

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And um so, anyways, I get the 23andMe and I have to like figure out how to log in because I've been so uninterested in the information they're reporting to me that I've forgotten. Bless you! Excuse me, my uh login info. So I get into the deal and I go to 23ME and it says, You've got a new DNA relative. Meet Tawana Meadows. Tawana. T A J U A N A. Tahuana. Tahuana Meadows.

SPEAKER_03 48:48

Not pronounced it like that.

SPEAKER_02 48:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 48:50

But Tawana.

SPEAKER_02 48:51

Tawana. Tawana. Tawana go to the movies like that Tawana. Yeah. So I look up Tawana and I log in, and I a hundred percent know I screenshot this as soon as I get in.

SPEAKER_03 49:12

Wait, should we should we block her name out? Oh no, we don't get together. No.

SPEAKER_02 49:16

Okay. And uh I screenshot uh shout out family. I hope she finds me. I would like to go to want to go to want to get together.

SPEAKER_03 49:23

To want to get away.

SPEAKER_02 49:24

Yeah. And uh we won't be able to go anywhere on Spirit Airlines, but we'll be able to get together anyway. So uh she I see the name and it shows me that, and I immediately screenshot it. And I said, 100% black lady, 100%. I'm I'm I'm willing, like if you told me Steven, you can bet on this, there's a polymarket line. I'm saying black lady. So then I click on her profile and I go, and uh it says that she's my fourth cousin, which is pretty far down the line.

SPEAKER_03 49:57

Well, how far is it?

SPEAKER_02 49:58

But our third great grandparents. So my somewhere on my third great grandparent slipped across the track.

SPEAKER_03 50:08

A little jungle fever, huh? Yeah. Get that jungle fever, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 50:13

And then, of course, I don't really have I'm not communicating with anyone on my dad's side, they're either dead or uh homeless. And uh, so I can only have one side of communication with my mom's side of the family, and she immediately blamed my dad's side of the family.

SPEAKER_03 50:28

That's like something your grandpa would do.

SPEAKER_02 50:30

Yeah. And my and actually, my mom goes, she looks like your dad's mother. Really? Oh my god. And then I was looking at it, like trying to see it, and then I realized like, no, mom's just like being like defensive and toxic.

SPEAKER_03 50:43

That's like when something would happen in the pipe yard and in your in your uh uncle, your grandpa would blame your uncle's like other side, you would always do that, yeah. Uh so wait, but there's a chance it's on the other side?

SPEAKER_02 50:57

I uh the the only chance here is no chance at all that I'm a man of culture or distinction and diversity, or maybe they got like we're adopted or something. Yeah, yeah. And so now I can tell any kind of jokes, I can use the N-word shall I choose. I won't.

SPEAKER_03 51:12

Please do please do it right now.

SPEAKER_02 51:14

Because I'm high road. I'm trying to represent my people better and bring them past this this word of negativity.

SPEAKER_03 51:20

I like uh black people a lot. I actually don't. I don't like anyone group uh the differently or better. They're all the same to me. Yeah. Unless you're from like a different country though, I don't like it.

SPEAKER_02 51:32

I preemptively kind of start off like where I don't really actually like anyone, and then you start it, everyone starts at zero and then you go up or down. Uh that that is the the truth.

SPEAKER_03 51:45

But should if you don't like them, should they care?

SPEAKER_02 51:48

Like when I say I don't like them, like to me, like you're just like a a marker. You're like mile marker of 31.1. Like I just blow right past you. Like, I don't even look at you. Like 30 when you oh 31.1 was back there. Who who cares? When you don't like them? When when I don't know, like that's just like you're just I bet this lady's like real badass cool.

SPEAKER_03 52:09

I bet so. She's probably real nice.

SPEAKER_02 52:11

Real nice.

SPEAKER_03 52:12

She probably owns her business.

SPEAKER_02 52:13

Yeah. Owns a business. I bet she has a really, really clean house, too. She has a car lot. She might. I bet she drives a big bodied Buick.

SPEAKER_03 52:21

Well, you see that Buick of Riviera, it was nice.

SPEAKER_02 52:23

That was a bad to the bone whip.

SPEAKER_03 52:25

It's because it was redone like real it looked perfect.

SPEAKER_02 52:28

Yeah. It didn't even have real plates on it.

SPEAKER_03 52:30

I don't like cars though. The only car I like are an old Porsche. Old Porsche is a few years. And I'll never ever be able to afford one. You might. No. I would never buy it because it's too expensive. 140,000?

SPEAKER_02 52:43

You might get you might some Indian trucker might run into you that drives for Swift and you get a big lawsuit settlement.

SPEAKER_03 52:48

I see a bunch of Indian truckers, dude.

SPEAKER_02 52:50

Um did you see the deal of the Uvaldi graduate that was working for NASA when did he graduate on the Artemis

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SPEAKER_02 52:58

program or mission? When did he graduate? Why don't we have a sign of this fucker out there instead of Matthew McConaughey?

SPEAKER_03 53:04

He like made a movie about going to space. He just smokes weed in his house.

SPEAKER_02 53:08

Yeah, plays the bongo's naked. But this guy's like similar to the moon again.

SPEAKER_03 53:12

Yeah. Who is he? Do we know his name? Uh no. Exactly. That's sad. Well, but the Leader News did do a little uh uh thing on him.

SPEAKER_02 53:22

Only reason I know about him because the leader news drive.

SPEAKER_03 53:25

I saw him drive an old car yesterday. Did you? Yes. It was a cool old car? Yeah, it was like a 60 something. I don't know. Probably a Porsche. Uh no. It was a Chevalier. It was like a Chevalier. Yeah. Shout out. He's getting he's getting ready for his movie debut, like the one that you want your idea. Oh, like that. What was it called? Did we think of a name for that?

SPEAKER_02 53:47

Which one?

SPEAKER_03 53:48

The movie about the uh the whorehouse?

SPEAKER_01 53:51

No. The Lilith Whorehouse and wherever. I hadn't thought of a name yet.

SPEAKER_02 53:57

We need to write that. Did you ever think about writing a book? Oh it'll be like the truck shop Tex Best Whorehouse. Nice. Shout out, Tex Best Whorehouse. Oh god, dude. Uh did you see the woman that was missing in Mexico? And like all of her social media followers were like, she's gone missing, she's not posting, she's not done this. And it took her a real took the authorities a really long time to find her because she had been posting with all these filters. Like she was just this beautiful uh Aztec goddess, and she was just a big fat woman with a mustache. Dude, these filters are insane. They're insane.

SPEAKER_03 54:40

Did your girlfriend use those or your wife?

SPEAKER_02 54:42

No. Uh, but I was reading an article yesterday about uh how they're making these fake uh AI OnlyFans models. They've been doing that, and they're like fake, and these some of these models are making like 15, 20 grand a month, 40 grand a month.

SPEAKER_03 54:58

Meaning you could invent one and then put it on there and probably make five hundred dollars a month. Just for cash.

SPEAKER_02 55:04

But that sounds very uh uh just I only want I only want your OnlyFans if I've met you. So if you have an OnlyFans and I've met you, just send me a little message. I'll give you a little follow, just a little jingle, jingle, jangle. Do you have an account? No, but I'll make one for the right people for people I know. Is that only people I don't even want to see? Like, I would just be like, I'm gonna support you because you're out there. OnlyFans is like Facebook for prostitutes, I think. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 55:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 55:32

Sex worker Facebook. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 55:34

I don't know. Why do people love Facebook?

SPEAKER_02 55:37

I wonder if my OnlyFeet's account will link over to OnlyFans. You have Onlyfeet. That's gross. It's so gross. Uh I paid cash at Walmart the other day. And you know, my pet peeve is like when somebody fucks you out of change.

SPEAKER_03 55:53

Yeah, I did not know this, but I'm sure. I could imagine.

SPEAKER_02 55:57

And uh I paid cash at Walmart and it came out to like one cent. Like it was nine dollars and one cent and ninety-six cents or whatever.

SPEAKER_03 56:10

And they asked you for four pennies?

SPEAKER_02 56:12

No, no, no. They gave me four pennies. Oh they just oh, because you paid with a ten dollar bill. Yeah. Oh, and so I got my receipt and it said cash, and then it said change, and then it said round, and it rounded and gave me the four cents. So basically Walmart's not dealing in pennies anymore. Yeah, they don't do pennies. And so they just they were just like, here's your four cents, and I was like, God damn, I just beat Walmart out of four. I walked out of there like I was living on cloud nine that I just beat Sam Walton's ass out of four cents.

SPEAKER_03 56:43

You have a very simple life. Um jealous.

SPEAKER_02 56:46

And I tell you what, if they would have rounded the other way and and beat me out of a penny, I would probably not go to not have gone to Walmart for a year. A year? A year. I said you haven't been to Vasquez, my favorite restaurant.

SPEAKER_03 56:57

Where are you gonna get your Zeb go at? Oh, that's true. Yeah. I saw they got a new sign out there. Yeah, it looks really nice. I haven't driven by. They ought to put, please come back. Make new? Yeah. My God.

SPEAKER_00 57:08

Baby, come back.

SPEAKER_03 57:09

You think they're missing you over there?

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Um I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 57:12

Do you know the owner? The other day I was kind of missing them. I was really I really I was like, damn, I'm gonna go. And then I like slapped myself in the face and went to Evitts and got some barbecue.

SPEAKER_03 57:22

I still have not gone to Evetts in years. In years.

SPEAKER_02 57:25

I don't like it. I don't like consistent. They have really I like their sausage. They were getting it from uh Casino Meat Market over in Eagle Pass. Shout out to Casino Meat Market. I've never been there. Yeah, they have in the sausage.

SPEAKER_03 57:35

I'm I'm really digging the sausage. What about Uvaldi Meat Market? Are we supposed to be doing local?

SPEAKER_02 57:39

Um I think they used to serve Uvaldi Meat Market sausage uh Evetts. Yeah, wasn't that like a claim to fame? I don't know where you can get Uvaldi meat sausage anymore. I think that might be what they serve at Oasis, but I'm not 100% sure. I eat it at Oasis.

SPEAKER_03 57:55

I like that old Dollar General sausage.

SPEAKER_02 57:57

Do you? It's just like a hot dog with a scab on the for a wrapper. The band-aid? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 58:03

Fuck. Yeah. No, I don't really eat that much sausage. I remember uh Will Kulanick, I lived with him for a while, and he uh his dad killed a deer or something, and he's like, Oh, so you can have some sausage, and I ate every piece of it in the freezer, and he was pissed. Shout out, Will Kellenick. Sorry about that. Shout out, shout out.

SPEAKER_02 58:23

Uh, you're gonna buy a container home? Yeah, what if I love this idea?

SPEAKER_03 58:27

Can I buy a container home and live at the West Yard? Uh, you could live at the car lot, bro. Really?

SPEAKER_02 58:32

Yes. I'm doing it. There's a spot right there. We but you gotta get like one of the 40-foot shipping containers.

SPEAKER_03 58:38

That's the only thing I'm thinking about.

SPEAKER_02 58:40

I'm I'm in. Are you really? I'm in. If you if you buy it, I will. You move it in here. I will put you a meter on it, and we'll tie you into plumbing. And you could be in the be over here.

SPEAKER_03 58:53

I could be like security guard whenever no one's around.

SPEAKER_01 58:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 58:56

I'll be like Hawkus.

SPEAKER_01 58:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 58:58

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 58:59

I like this idea.

SPEAKER_03 58:59

I already have my face like from my bust policy. Like him. Shout out, Hawkins.

SPEAKER_01 59:05

Shout out. Uh, what else, bruh? What else we have here? I think that was it. I think about it. That's about it. We need a little, we just need a little cast. We need to pot it up, pot it up. Nothing else. Bober, Mormon.

SPEAKER_02 59:19

Oh, what's up with that Southern Poverty Law Center deal?

SPEAKER_03 59:23

I don't know if this is true or not. They said that they were they they're the ones who organized that Charlottesville thing that they drove people there. Uh-huh. Is that true? That's what they're saying.

SPEAKER_02 59:34

They were just running money in a circle of racism to like keep everybody like fired up so that they can stay relevant.

SPEAKER_03 59:42

They're like, no, these are our informants. I'm like, you're not you're not what are you, the FBI? You're not supposed to have informants. And plus you pay a racist guy to do racist shit. Guess what he's gonna do? The racist shit. Racist shit. Nonstop. Can't stop, won't stop. I love you, Valde. It's my favorite place. Um, I feel at home here. Because I've um from I've lived here my whole life. I don't want to live anywhere else.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:06

Go coyote, shout out, coyotes. Oh, you know what else I'm gonna do here at the dealership? What's that? I'm gonna open a coyote merch shop. Like high-end coyote stuff. Like the hats that I have, I get a lot of compliments on those. I mean, I didn't think of them, I didn't invent them, I didn't make them, but I've You brought them back. I brought them back. So I'm gonna get me a rack, get some racks in here. I think I'm gonna get some uh maybe some like really nice like Game Guard or Pancho or something shirts like that have coyote logo on this is a great idea. I'm gonna become like the high-end, like you can get coyote shit at Walmart. And I've bought coyote shit at Walmart.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:42

You get shit at an academy like that, like spur stuff.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:45

Yeah, like spur stuff like the lower grade, but I want to get some nicer stuff and put the coyote like a poncho shirt, yeah. Yes, and like a good high quality hoodie.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:55

Dude, you know who'd be in here? Everyone.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:58

Yeah, that's a good idea. Yeah, I'm gonna be the coyote merch shop. It's almost as good as my container idea. And if you work for the school system, if you work for UCISD, guess what you buy? Cost. No profit, no markup.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:12

I love it. Maybe a little profit.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:15

No, zero. Really? Zero for the people por la gente.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:18

Uh and you on the scale of one to ten, youvaldi like uh living. What where are we at? What do you mean? Like um, like could what could what could they do better? What could Uvaldi work on? These rows are bad. Have you noticed how these rows are all bumpy? Uh in front of my parents' house, I'm like, I'm in all these potholes.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:41

That's why everyone's a good driver because they swerve around potholes.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:44

Is that why? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw this thing on uh Facebook. I don't know if she wants to talk about that. Victoria's talking about uh the potholes. But she's a judge. I don't know how she's gonna do anything about that.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:53

There's nobody there's nothing there's more problems.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:57

Is that the city council?

SPEAKER_02 1:01:58

Let me tell let me break it down for everybody because I'm not running for anything and I'm not a politician, but I like to think of myself as not a hundred percent idiot. And uh maybe I am a hundred percent idiot. Let me know. Let us know in the comments. 100% no. You're like 27 at the most.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:14

Thank you.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:15

Um just like at your house, just like in your everyday life, just like at your business place of work, just like at our school district, there are more problems than there are dollars. There are more potholes than there are pennies. You can't fix everybody's shit. And what you do is just like real life, the squeaky wheel gets the grease. And the minute you go to fix something with money that you don't have, you incur debt. Guess what happens when you incur debt? Uh there's a lot of things in the news of people that are very upset because they don't want they realize that debt means they're gonna have to pay more taxes. Right. And then everyone's complaining that we pay too much. There's a ton of problems in this in this town. And you let let me tell you what fixes things rich people. Oh, yeah, and not rich people paying taxes, rich people getting involved, having equity, rich people buying in, rich people taking up a cause, taking chances, taking charge and and using their funds. That splash pad at the West End Park, that is a rich person. That is an actual rich person, not like someone in U Value that you're like, oh, they have a nice house and a new car. No, they have a nice, they have a very nice life. A actual rich person that owns the Ox Ranch said, I'm gonna do rich person shit, and they struck a check for over a million bucks and they made something happen. He's just being very altruistic. And that is how you want to know how like everybody in this town should be like looking for someone and being like, that's a good person. I hope they get filthy rich so that they can make a difference and make this a better place to live. Right. You want to go to an awesome place, go to Wichita, Kansas. You know what Wichita, Kansas is? It's a very small city that the two of the richest men in the world live in, the Koch brothers that everyone likes to see on Facebook and talk shit about. Go to that town. It's fucking badass.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:13

I can't remember the last time I was there.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:15

You want to go to another amazing place? Go to Omaha, Nebraska, where Warren Buffett's from. That's another amazing place. Like rich people that buy in and actually give a shit, or that is like quit saying they're the problem because they fix things.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:31

Maybe they're not the solution, but they're the they're the glue that holds everything together.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:35

They the like not all rich people, there's bad ones too. There's the Epstein's, like, I don't think Epstein did anything great that I'm aware of. They probably donated some stuff, probably something. But anyways, like rich people make a difference. I mean, look at look at here uh uh some some of the medical access we have to now for the cancer center and things like that. That that was made happen because a rich person got involved and was like, I'm I'm gonna make a difference here. Right. Um this is my pet project.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:02

So, how do we get them interested in in the little things?

SPEAKER_02 1:05:05

Well, we need more rich people.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:06

How do we do that?

SPEAKER_02 1:05:08

Yeah, that's the yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:09

We build businesses just like the car lot.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:11

Yeah, but I come to all GM. You know what my idea was?

SPEAKER_03 1:05:15

Let's start a car restoration academy here in Uvaldi uh connected to a fucking car lot like this, yeah, where they work and they learn, and then they work in the cars, like we're building up old vintage cars and selling them. Dude, I what's wrong with that?

SPEAKER_02 1:05:30

I think so. You've you've been to Chicago, and it's crazy when you go to Chicago and you see all of the like car mechanic shops.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:38

Dude, remember Corey? Yeah, he did the welding. The Navy sends all their welders to to Chicago to to learn because that's where all the badass welders are.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:47

Yeah. Mm-hmm. Um, dude, I'll tell you that is such an interesting profession. Like the welding, like the real guys that know it. Like, you can be like a great fabricator that's like self taught. That are kind of learned, and there's a ton of those guys around you value barbecue pits or even metal structures or things like that. But when you get into some of these guys that have like been around the country on welding projects that are pipeline quality or big end fabrication, machine shop welding, these guys know things that you just like you just can't know. They're welding pylons underneath the floor. Like it's literally like the fucking uh what what it's uh the Illuminati of burning rods. Like they got secrets that you'll never know.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:34

Never know.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:35

Never know. They probably forgot stuff that they you'll never know. And Chicago is one of those epicenters of high-end labor that people know how to do things and and do stuff that's insanely also.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:47

But I don't want to get on the the the guy. I want to say this. If you want to do something like I was running by this guy, I've been like, man, I want to do those door skins.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:55

Well, I don't know what I'm doing.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:56

You just gotta get out there and do it. And now more than ever, and I'm sure there's as many bad information as there is good information, but you can almost learn how to do anything on YouTube. Anything you don't need to go to college, you don't need to go like, yeah, maybe welding, like you don't have access to this equipment and these rods and these machines, so you need you know more. But there's a lot of stuff, like if you just have the stuff, you can you you can learn.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:22

You say Chicago has all this, you can go to San Antonio, they have some bad things.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:25

Houston's got just about anything you want to.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:27

Um Houston's just on that level. Yeah. Um, but uh it you can on YouTube you can learn anything, but if you're interested in it and you just get on YouTube and start, you'll be so interested in it, and you'll get far along to where you're like, I'm gonna research a little more. Yeah, there's a guy in San Antonio, maybe uh I've heard about him. You go visit, he'll show you, he'll in touch, then get you're off and running.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:48

Yeah, and you you in a lot of these situations, like instead of going to a school, I think a school is just such a a lazy way to go and try to become an expert in something.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:59

The absolute least you could do.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:00

The least you could do, like becoming an apprentice, like going and working for someone. And guess what? Most of the time when someone's a master, a master tech, a master welder, a master anything, they're an eccentric asshole and they're hard to work for. So you have to learn how to like just shut up and put your pride and your ego away and go work for this mad genius so you can learn the skills. Yeah. And people don't want to do that anymore. They want everyone to treat them with respect and kindness and like their moms do, right? And then and then let them learn so that they can go and make more money than they deserve.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:35

That's why I I go out to get my car work done. These guys are talking shit to me the whole fucking time. But uh, they know they know a lot more than I do, so I put up with it. Maybe it's because I'm older and I'm like, whatever, I can just roll it off a duck's back. But they know, and I kind of I learned from them, dude.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:51

It is so funny, like to hear the guys on my crew when they get a new guy or new inspector or new whatever, the way they bust balls.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:58

They're like at the point, so they're almost running him off.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:01

Yeah, they're like, we're gonna get this motherfucker. Like, we're teaching him and hurting him, we're building him up and building him down at the same time.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:08

That guy, that guy's in the shower at night, fucking arguing with himself. Like be like, this is what I should have said to that motherfucker. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:17

Exactly. So that's funny. Uh what else, bud?

SPEAKER_03 1:09:22

I think that's what about a car restoration business. I'll I love it. I love it.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:25

Let's do it, dude. Let's do it.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:26

Let's do it.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:27

We're never gonna do it.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:29

We should got that garage, that little shop over at the house we could start there because I might have everything parked up here.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:34

See, can I uh have access to that? Yeah, you can. Well, can I just drive in there and do that?

SPEAKER_02 1:09:40

Yeah, okay, good. Yeah, you might want to ask Alex just. I was about to say, I might be like, we're on a group text, you can just fucking just confirm. I'll do that. Yeah. Yeah, I'll do that. My landlord, my landlady.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:54

Good old ass shout out to Alex. Yeah. What else do we uh shout out? Ziggy's Tax Jeremy, one of our sponsors, uh beloved uh sponsor we have. And uh Ruby's Lounge. Come out the 16th of May. They're having opening up their patio. Um, I know I'll be there, my parents will be there.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:11

Yeah. I hope somebody gets like just rip roaring drunk and knocks the train off the tracks.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:16

They probably almost did that last weekend.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:18

Last night.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:21

What else you got, bud? Uh how long we do? Hour ten. And the lay. Yeah, we did good. All right, folks. All right, well, shout out to uh Martin Pitts, I guess, again. Joe Tong. Joe Tom. Junk.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:37

The Rags. Yeah. Alright, so yeah.