36. Screw Worms And Sunjoys

A youth track meet somehow turns into a lesson about crowds, stress, and why modern life can feel like one long line with no personal space. From there we take a hard left into a topic that sounds like a joke until it isn’t: screw worms. We talk through what they are, why ranchers and wildlife managers worry, and how fast a “that’ll never happen here” problem can become a real biosecurity scare.

We also get into labor and immigration from a working-person angle, including a story about a tech founder who loses his status after selling a company, plus a blunt debate about the H1B system and how rules hit real lives. Then we lighten it up with peak everyday culture: buying underwear online, the strange corner of marketplace selling, and a drive-thru moment that sparks a full rant about language, branding, and why an Arnold Palmer suddenly has a new name.

The second half brings a Germany travel story, AI tools being blocked on office Wi-Fi, and viral trucking claims that raise questions about enforcement and what people will believe online. We touch politics, cartel economics tied to American drug demand, gun culture, and the quiet trade we keep making with surveillance. We close on workplace safety after a tragic training accident, sports misery, family life, and a quick update on the dealership and what’s next.

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Transcript

Recording Fixes And Dark Hypotheticals

SPEAKER_02 0:00

And we're back. Are we recording? Uh yes we are. Yes, we are.

SPEAKER_00 0:04

Yeah, what's up, McNew? Uh I've it took a week, but I forgive you. You do? Thank you.

SPEAKER_02 0:10

Oh, sorry, Victoria, about that. I didn't just a big fat finger to, like McNew said.

SPEAKER_00 0:15

I didn't listen, so I don't know what made it, what didn't make it. I did get a couple of texts. It's like, how much did Aux cut out? It was quite a lot. Why would why did we do that? What?

SPEAKER_02 0:26

Uh Victoria have edits or uh no. Uh oh, a couple. Like we talked about Hitler and shit, and she didn't want to be associated with Hitler.

SPEAKER_00 0:33

What did we talk about, Hitler?

SPEAKER_02 0:35

That uh what if there's a Hitler with uh only kills what?

SPEAKER_00 0:38

Oh, homeless Hitler. Yeah, so what if there is a Hitler that comes to the United States, but he's like, We're gonna we're gonna eradicate the homeless? How how far does he get before they stop him? I I feel like a lot of people would be like But what does he make the law in the other way? That's the law in the land? I don't really know. This is just a hypothetical, but it's like I would be like, Oh, I didn't see any before.

SPEAKER_02 1:06

That's weird.

SPEAKER_00 1:07

And like I understand there's advocates for the homeless, like basically compassionate people that want to help them, but it's kind of like at some point it's like some a lot of the animals at the pound can't go can't go to a home.

SPEAKER_02 1:24

No, I've always told everybody this I'm like, do you want your dog uh dying in the side of the road or do you want it in a cage? What's uh that's your two choices? It's your two choices in the cage, I guess.

SPEAKER_00 1:36

I feel like I can talk about this because my dad's homeless, and I'll be like, Yeah, you have first-time experience. I'll help put him in the back of that truck. Like I get one of those things around his neck and go, get in there! You actually might need that with him.

SPEAKER_02 1:49

Yeah, maybe a taser. Hopefully, his all his teeth have fallen out so you can't bite too hard. You need one of those man catchers that you use in China.

SPEAKER_00 1:57

Those covet catchers, yeah. Like a loop stuff chain fucking drawer. I've I feel like the best uh COVID man catcher from China would not be enough to catch like a big healthy American.

SPEAKER_02 2:10

You would you need a little bit stronger fish in line, my friend. Even someone like half the size of Shaquille O'Neal, like you need like 18 guys to get them down. Dude. Yes. Uh no, well, shout out Ziggy's Oh yeah. Shout out Ziggy's, uh, Ruby's, um, are they over on Hacienda? Uh thank you, Victoria. She's on the last show. She did a great job. Um who Manny's Manny's Manny at Arch Garge's out of detail. Is he in Uvaldi?

SPEAKER_01 2:39

He's out of Divine, but he comes to Uveldi. He travels all over. Shout out, Manny. Yeah, River City Bailbonds.

SPEAKER_00 2:45

Yes, sir. Yes, sir. They'll River City Bailbonds. They'll get you out of the hooscale. You get in a pinch, murder, Kartha, breaking inner, and the Lyassian.

SPEAKER_02 2:54

What about uh did they I wonder if they bailed that guy out that uh ran on the court the other night in San Antonio? Oh, they might have. China reversed. Um Gene gal. What were you saying before

Track Meet Overcrowding And Teen Stories

SPEAKER_02 3:08

that?

SPEAKER_00 3:08

Well, you interrupted me, but it was something about um oh, I was at this uh I went to a youth track meet yesterday, and it was as close as I can like think. It was like being on the border at Bosnia, like at a refugee camp. Oh, yes. It was horrible. It was like this involunt like everyone is volunteered to be a a refugee camp. Those tents and shit. There's pop-up tents everywhere, and people are bringing cots, and they're set up for the day, and they're trying to stay out of the shade and rest, and there's no such thing as personal space. No, the they have one bathroom facility open, and they they have not turned the power on, so it's like it's piss humid. It's like it's it's sweltering with 20 people in there using the facilities, right? So you have all of the odors, none of the ventilation, and it's just humidity made out of piss.

SPEAKER_02 4:10

Track is the worst fucking thing. I I feel like more like assaults happen under those tents than anywhere else. Dude, that's the first place, first place you get fingered was in the fucking track.

SPEAKER_00 4:19

Exactly. When we were junior, like junior high is the first time you get to go to track, and because a lot of the times they don't field a full team, yeah, it's co-ed on the bus. Oh, yeah. It's co-ed on the bus. Like, I remember like that was the difference between like seventh grade me and like the seventh grade kid that had a mustache that was already like fucking girls. Like he would he was knocking them down on the track bus.

SPEAKER_02 4:44

Yeah, uh Emilio fingered me away.

SPEAKER_00 4:47

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, uh I got fingered. And that's all I could think about yesterday is like underneath these tents, and there was like weird blankets and cuts.

SPEAKER_02 4:58

The blankets drive me nuts. I'm like, why are you under a blanket with all these boys and girls? Like, what's going on in there? What's going on? And they're like just making babies.

SPEAKER_00 5:06

Anyways, I I did not care for the for the track meet. Actually, when I left out of there, I text somebody and I said, This is the reason like I'm kind of rude. I root for infectious disease versus humanity. Shut up. Like, give me COVID too. I'm kind of I'm gonna you spend a day at the track meet with no personal space, you're rooting for infectious disease. I thought screw worms in my eyes. Shut out, screw worm. We got a lot of screw worm content. It's gonna get screwy today.

Screw Worms And Livestock Nightmares

SPEAKER_02 5:35

Baxter, he said, send us a text. The screw worms here. Like it's a fucking grinch or something.

SPEAKER_00 5:40

Dude, I got it here. Like my uh my uncle has put himself at the forefront of screw worm for better or worse. He's been screaming about it for a while and at least the last in the middle of but I heard about the screw worm in the prior that now the whole nation has heard of first from Baxter. So shout out Baxter. Screwy little fuck. He can't at least he cares, right? Yeah. Oh, he probably thought he might get to build a containment pen or something. He don't give a shit.

SPEAKER_02 6:10

He's just out there Dude, if this thing goes national, which it probably will, your your uncle's gonna be in the forefront. He's gonna be at Fox Fucking News, bro.

SPEAKER_00 6:17

Dude, there's uh so you gotta think about all these homeless with the open wounds. The screw worms coming. There's a lot of open wounds in the homeless community. How small are they? Are they on me now? How small are they? They're they're small, dude. They're micro Are they flies? And they lay like a hundred thousand eggs when they land. Holy crap. Yeah. Micro penis eggs, and then they're the little hook fucking teeth. And then you get maggots, but the maggots eat living flesh instead of decaying flesh. Oh shit. So, like you know, when you see like a carcass or a dog run over and you see the maggots on it or whatever, those maggots eat decaying flesh. They do not eat living flesh. Well, the screw worm only eats flesh that's alive. If you put them on like a dead dog, they can't live. They're fucking zombies.

SPEAKER_02 7:06

Put them on a living dog, though.

SPEAKER_00 7:07

Put them on a living dog and feedback.

SPEAKER_02 7:10

That's not that's kind of scary. I'm now scared. Yeah. That's why Baxter's been screaming about it like the fucking town crier. That's it.

SPEAKER_01 7:17

Heary, heary. Yeah, we're fucked.

SPEAKER_00 7:20

Uh so like they're probably gonna get on a bunch of deer, huh? Yeah. Yeah, it could decimate uh deer population. They talk about these old stories in the 50s and 60s, how like you just like you could go a day through a big ranch and not see a deer.

SPEAKER_02 7:35

Really?

SPEAKER_00 7:36

Yeah. And as far as like what the most susceptible animals are newborn, like specifically like a newborn calf, because it has like an umbilical cord that's an open wound, right? And also their eyes, an eye is an open wound. So if you're a fucking livestock and you got your eyes open and this ching of there gets in your eye, like it's gonna start eating your eyeball out.

SPEAKER_02 7:59

And you just have like you're out there with all the manure and shit, and walking around next to all these cows, like you're gonna get that shit on you. That's right. Oh no, I'm scared of another thing. Oh Lord, take me now. Uh, do you think we should get the Germans to eradicate the screw worm? They would probably do a great job.

SPEAKER_00 8:16

Yeah, they're like, look, we've got six million of these screw worms, and when they gotta go, could they do it?

SPEAKER_02 8:22

I know a perfect oven.

SPEAKER_00 8:25

I I and you know what the the this sounds silly, but the way they get them is they screw them. What do you mean? They screw them with sterile, they breed them with sterile uh deals so they shoot their load and it's gross.

SPEAKER_02 8:39

But that is that that does work, doesn't it?

SPEAKER_00 8:41

Yeah. Okay, well, I'm not too worried. We're screwing the screw worms. So it's probably gonna take like five years to eradicate them. And like we're we're making uh we're fanning this flame because we're you know entitled Americans that just you know need a new topic to be disgruntled about. But in places like South America where they have more cattle than we do in the United States, like Argentina and Brazil, they have the screw worm every day. It's just fucking like part of life. Yeah, they just doctor around that shit.

SPEAKER_02 9:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 9:10

And that's part of the problem here. We don't have the labor force. We've we've changed, we've evolved the agricultural where we don't, you know, we have a tractor and we put medicine and food, and we don't have the hands-on labor of the cowboys anymore. Yeah, and that's what's gonna decimate us as opposed to these other countries who have more livestock, but they have the the the help that's what people say, like we need robots.

SPEAKER_02 9:32

I'm like, we already have them, they're called immigrants.

SPEAKER_00 9:34

Oh, dude, we get cowboy robot. Elon, you got a chance here. You could do the most Texas thing, you could get a cowboy robot? Cowboy robot.

SPEAKER_02 9:43

But he loves like H1B guys.

H1B Rants And Immigration Reality

SPEAKER_02 9:46

So I hate H1B. This H1B thing is out of control. You're you're not a fan of the H1B. Are you? I don't know. I fucking hate I hate them. They don't need to be here. They've taken over Texas, I heard North Texas.

SPEAKER_00 9:58

Man, this friend of mine is a uh kind of retired tech CEO and did well years ago. Yeah. And he had a friend that was basically in the same, had a tech company. He was a CEO at one point, he was like employed thousands of people. Uh and here a year ago, he went to go renew his papers. He's from India, but he hadn't been in India since he was like before he came over for college. I was a boy whenever and he came on a student visa and then got a work visa. Well, anyways, the guy sells his company and he sells it for multi multiple millions of dollars. Well, he goes in to renew his work visa, and they're like, Well, you don't have a job. Yeah, he's like, but but I just had like 3,000 employees to sell my company, and like whoever is at the dealer go, yeah, you don't have a job. He's back in India now. They've they sent him back. Nice. And and so my friend, so imagine this is like a guy like our age in his 40s who hasn't been to India in 20 something years, yeah. And now he's deported, he's back. I'm sure he's a super rich. They're probably gonna like a nice enclave. But he's talking with my friend who's here, and they're keeping in touch, and he's like, How's India? And his verbatim response was it's everything that you assume it is, and worse. Yeah. And he's like, and it looks like this is my home, which I don't accept that. I feel like this guy, like, there's got to be more to the story because he could probably immigrate to like the UK or something, you know what I mean? Or Argentina or anywhere else, anywhere else, like you could GTFO there, but but it's easier.

SPEAKER_02 11:36

Like, I'll just go to fucking India and try to make it nice. Yeah, I'll just buy a compound and have a bunch of hookers, I guess. Yeah, you think one day we'll have a show without any cuss words? I want my mom to listen to one of these. Oh not this not this one, but next one. Maybe a couple. Yeah, we'll try.

SPEAKER_01 11:51

I don't know. I just like it. I feel like every other word's like, you motherfucking.

SPEAKER_02 11:55

Yeah, we can't do that.

SPEAKER_01 11:57

Do you think it's that much cussing, is it?

SPEAKER_02 11:59

Fuck yeah. Oh my god.

Online Underwear Talk Gets Strange

SPEAKER_00 12:03

Um what about people who buy underwear online?

SPEAKER_02 12:08

I thought about that. I actually might do that now that we brought it up. You might buy underwear online? Yeah, it's in a package. What's wrong with that?

SPEAKER_00 12:15

Oh, but like but like if Instagram's selling underwear, like why can't you just get under like Walmart underwear? Is I wear underwear from Target. Guess what? Walmart carries it now. I used to be a fancy Target underwear guy. Went to Walmart, boom, they have the same underwear. I was like, this is friggin' better. You wear boxers? I wear like the boxer breeches in between, yeah. I love those.

SPEAKER_02 12:36

They're the best. I used to wear tidy whiteys when I was younger. Remember the tidy whiteys?

SPEAKER_00 12:41

I do remember the tidy whiteies. Did you wear those? Oh, yeah. Skinmark and then oh, it's terrible. It's there. Who in their right minds, like, let's get underwear and make it white?

SPEAKER_02 12:53

They still do make it. I know. What about diapers that are white? Like, we don't need white diapers, do we? Yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 13:00

I guess a diaper is important because like you need to like compare in case a kid seems to be. Oh, that's true. The color. I don't know. Ugh. But like quit buying underwear online. What about people who buy used underwear online now? That's that's even more. I think more people might buy used than new. I think more people might buy used. There's there's like women in town that I see that are always on like the Facebook marketplace, like garage sale deal and like selling their old clothes. And when I see that, I was like, I understand you're just like you're having like a digital garage sale or having a system. Or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're just getting. But in my mind, I see that and I was like, they're on another website selling used underwear. And they're selling. I'm a sicko. Why why am I why do I even think that?

SPEAKER_02 13:43

I don't know, just because your mind goes, they're you're just you're just interested in things.

SPEAKER_00 13:47

Uh yeah, and I would never in Japan they sell used underwear and vending machines, so it's not like I'm saying like bizarre shit.

SPEAKER_02 13:54

Then they've been doing that for at least two decades, I think. Yeah, it's insane. Yeah, I saw some lady sit, she's like, Will you buy my mop bucket on Fate Marketplace? It's like $25. It's like, are you fucking kidding? I'll give you $25 to take this fucking post down.

SPEAKER_01 14:09

You gotta be in it. Some people just get in a chance.

SPEAKER_02 14:11

Wait, what about underwear at Amazon? I feel like that's acceptable. Um if you know your size. Yeah, yeah. I think Amazon's okay. Yeah, I might do that too. I need underwear.

SPEAKER_00 14:21

Shout out, yard drum smokers. I got my old going today. I think it's pretty cool.

SPEAKER_02 14:27

What about that smoke escaping the overside? Do you don't really care about that? I guess it has to escape.

SPEAKER_00 14:31

Yeah. It looks nice though. So far, this this drum smoker is super simple. I might you love simplicity. I do too, but yeah. I'm gonna be interested in the quality. I'm cooking a cheap piece of pork. Yeah, it'll be fucking nice, probably. I'm cooking a pork butt because guess what? It's a 8.6 pound bone-in pork butt, and if I ruin it, I'm out $17.40.

SPEAKER_02 14:56

Imagine 10 years ago you'd be out $7. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 14:58

And if I nail it, guess what? The kids, I don't have to take them to lunch all week. It'll be like this. Yeah. Are we still recording? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 15:07

All right, good job. The last time we I think what happened was uh she came in and I was like pushing all these buttons and shit, and then I like thought we weren't, and then I I don't know. I don't know. Sorry, no. I forgive you. Oh, thank you.

SPEAKER_00 15:19

Uh underwear cellars. Uh something. I went to

Sunjoy Confusion And Fast Food Shrinkflation

SPEAKER_00 15:26

Chick-fil-A in Del Rio, Texas. Oof. And I pulled through there and I ordered. And the only reason I went to Chick-fil-A is because I knew it would be fast. It's not what I wanted. It's quick, but I was in a I had a finite amount of time. And it's kind of tasty. And you know, like you can still like the other day I got strung out at What's from when I ordered to when I got my food was 31 minutes.

SPEAKER_02 15:50

Yeah, sometimes they take forever.

SPEAKER_00 15:52

Like, and so I was trying to avoid that situation. And one thing I will say about Chick-fil-A, love them, hate them, agree with them, disagree with them. I'm in building. You ain't gonna be there for 31 minutes. If you're there for 31 minutes because somebody got shot, so or somebody's getting fired. Yes, like it's it's you just it doesn't happen. So I was in a time constraint and I and I roll through the drive-thru. And part of the reason I know things are gonna be fast sometimes is when they got a son of a bitch standing outside taking your order in the sun, I know they're all about that business. No umbrella? He was like in a shade deal, but it was it's still Rio, Texas, like yeah, uh, this is being checked.

SPEAKER_02 16:27

If you're sitting out in the sun, they do that at a Burger Boy and they do that at um In N Out. Yeah. Yeah, I think they copied that from Chick-fil-A.

SPEAKER_00 16:36

Yeah, in and out, the In N Out guys aren't with an umbrella, they're out there.

SPEAKER_02 16:39

They have their little cap and they're like, I'm sweating.

SPEAKER_00 16:42

And an iPad, and they're out there humping it.

SPEAKER_02 16:44

And the iPad has a cover, so it doesn't matter.

SPEAKER_00 16:46

I think that the the pincha, like if you're working that drive-thru line in the concrete jungle at an in and out in the summertime, smelling all those car fumes, that's a harder that's a harder job summertime job than working at the pipeyard beveling pipe or whatever.

SPEAKER_02 17:02

I'm just telling you, it's hotter. Well, what about like I went to the drive-thru this morning to get coffee at McDonald's? Like, do you think the people who do do the window that breathe all that shit in, do you think their lifespan is lower than the person? Well, you get a class action lawsuit. Shut up, Alan.

SPEAKER_00 17:17

Come on, give her some business. Uh so, anyways, I'm at the I'm at the Chick-fil-A, and I'm talking to the line guy, and I order, and I said, and he goes, To drink? Yeah, yeah, speaking of this. He's a young kid. He that's uh, I guess that's the point. He's probably like an 18, 16 to 22-year-old kid. Perfect. And uh he said, What would you like to drink? I said, an Arnold Palmer. He said, uh, and what would you like to drink? And I said, uh, an Arnold Palmer. He goes, No, sir, what what drinks would you like? Arnold Palmer. I said, I'll I'll like a half tea, half lemonade. He goes, Oh, a sun joy. And I wanted to put I wanted to put my truck in park, get a tire iron out from under my seat and pummel this kid to death.

SPEAKER_02 18:04

Well now, but now you're gonna call it a sun joy, aren't you?

SPEAKER_00 18:07

I'll never call it a sun joy. You call it a sun joy, I'll spit in your face. I'll have a fucking dog attack you and I'll put you in a camp.

SPEAKER_02 18:13

A sunjoy. Where the fuck?

SPEAKER_00 18:15

I'll put you in a track meet as a as a punishment.

SPEAKER_02 18:17

You're gonna end up one of those uh fucking screw worms. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 18:22

Fuck idiot. Wait, so they think a screw worm ate his brain.

SPEAKER_02 18:25

So the sun joy, that's a real thing.

SPEAKER_00 18:26

That's that's and then I pulled up past that guy because that's when you get to the menu because he's working in front of the menu. And on the menu, I stopped and looked at it, and that was what it's called on the menu, a Sun Joy. And it pissed out. But it used to be an Arnold Palmer, I think. It still is on the menu. I thought.

SPEAKER_02 18:43

I wonder what Whataburger is. It's probably still Arnold Palmer. So but he gets it.

SPEAKER_00 18:48

I just didn't know what it was. They've been mixing that's what blew my mind.

SPEAKER_02 18:51

They've been mixing tea and lemonade for de for eons, and they just eons. And Arnold Palmer's like, that's mine. Yeah. Okay. Like we all know that now. But we all know that.

SPEAKER_00 19:03

And then I went to Canes, and I'll tell you what, the tenders have gotten smaller.

SPEAKER_02 19:08

Dude, uh, the last time I went a year and a half ago, they were size of my deck, size of my deck. They're tiny. Nuggets, beach nuggets, yeah. They're even smaller now. Now I'll never go back. But that cane sauce, I'll tell you what.

SPEAKER_00 19:20

We had it yesterday at the track meeting we brought a like a deal of it, and all seven of us shared a oh, it was a whole family thing? Uh oh, six of us were there. Um, and we shared the canes deal, and it was enough. It was we got like one of the big trays or whatever, it came like a full page. God damn that and I as I was eating it for like the third time, because like if you would eat, and I'd be like, I had two, I'm full, and then you put it back in there, and then like an hour later, you're like, I'm gonna have two more. And then we got home and there was like 10 or 12 of them left, and we all sat around and each ate one tender, and I was like, These tenders are not that great, but this sauce is unbelievable.

SPEAKER_02 20:00

It's so good, it is so good. And some people hate it. My brother's like, I won't touch that sauce. Are you fucking kidding? Yeah, but he's the type that had like that Chick-fil-A sauce, huh? Ugh. Shout out cane sauce. Yeah, cane sauce is good. Um, you missed some great deals. I have two.

SPEAKER_00 20:20

I have a couple stories from Germany we didn't get to last

Germany Dinner And Accidental Beer

SPEAKER_00 20:22

week. Shut up, Germany. A guy made me drink a beer. Nice. He made you. He like Is he wearing an SS uniform? I think he zero fucked me. What do you mean? Like, we we all go to dinner and we're having this business meeting, and I go with this guy, and like we sit down, and everyone there speaks English, but he's like doing the like I'm a nice host, and I'm we I he took us to a traditional German restaurant that had some history, and he's like, Let's eat if you'd like, I think we should all eat German food. It was great. He's like, I'm gonna order for you. The waitress spoke English as good as I you and I speak, maybe better. But he's like orders in our dinner in in German, and then he's like, What do you like to drink? And uh Alex ordered a glass of wine, and then he looked at me and says and I said, I don't drink, but I'll have a Coke or a non-alcoholic beer. Yeah. And he goes, Okay. And he turns around and speaks German. And the other guy that's with us that came over from Florida, he says, Uh, I don't drink either. I'll have the same. And then the guy speaks German again, and then he speaks German for himself, and then like we go back to visiting, and here comes the meal, and Alex has a glass of wine. This guy's got a Diet Coke, which I would have had a Diet Coke for me, and then there's two like mugs of beer, and uh it's like, Oh, this is the NA beer, is like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so I'm drinking this beer. It's like, damn, this is good beer. Oh shit. And it's like a giant mug, like it, I look like I'm on. The man show in 1999. Yeah, it's huge. And I get to like 80% to it, and like I can already feel my body tingling. And I was like, Oh shit, this is a real beer. Like 100% a real beer. And so he fucking, yeah, he one-shot it beer. He got, yeah, he he like zero fucked me and was like, Oh yeah, here yeah, you're in Germany, drink a beer. So I drink this beer. Is that what he's thinking? I I don't know. So I drank this big ass beer and I finished it, and the lady came back and was like, Do you want another beer? I was like, Yes, please. Yeah, I kind of did. But then I was like, No, I'll bring me the bring me a Coke. Like, I'm I'm done with this.

SPEAKER_02 22:37

And a cigarette, please.

SPEAKER_00 22:38

And the other guy was like, I think this is a real beer. He tells the waitress, she's like, Yeah, it is. He's like, Oh god, I hadn't had a beer in 25 years. And he's like, Bring me a non-alcoholic beer. So then they bring him like one in the bottle. Like, when you order a non-alcoholic beer, they're supposed to bring the can or the bottle for you.

SPEAKER_02 22:55

To prove, like to prove.

SPEAKER_00 22:56

Yeah. And uh that's just like common courtesy, anyways. And then the guy got an NA beer. So I drank the huge beer. I didn't have another beer. The next morning I woke up with a horrible headache. You fucking pussy. I felt like a peanut, man. Oh my god, dude.

SPEAKER_02 23:12

You had a hangover from a beer?

SPEAKER_00 23:14

I just felt ugly for an hour and a half when I woke up. That's a good feeling. Like a headache until I got some caffeine in me. Dude, if that was me, I would have had like a hundred of them. Dude, I couldn't.

SPEAKER_02 23:24

And if Alex and my wife, she'd be like, we're getting divorced tomorrow.

SPEAKER_00 23:27

I could feel it in my blood. Like, I could feel it. I was like, dude, I could I could drink like 12 of these and swim across that river.

SPEAKER_02 23:33

Your dad was in Denver. He could feel you. He's like, I feel you from across the ocean soon. Get a pipe. Get a pipe. Unscrew that light bulb.

SPEAKER_00 23:43

My dad and I are both in the pipe business and we're just different. And uh, so that was that. The other thing I'll say about Germany, if you're on uh Martin Luther Boulevard, it's a lot better than most Martin Luther King boulevards.

SPEAKER_02 24:00

Yeah, the one San Antonio's not good. Um, so wait, what's what's up with the one over there?

SPEAKER_00 24:06

It's from Martin Luther from the Protestant Reformation. Yeah, the smart one.

SPEAKER_02 24:11

Not the not the womanizing one.

SPEAKER_00 24:14

Not that womanizer, yeah. It's just from the disobedient Catholic.

SPEAKER_02 24:19

Shut up, civil rights.

SPEAKER_00 24:21

Um and then that was let's see what else. Oh, and while I was gone, I feel like the the car auctions were taunting me. There was a lot of good deals out there that I missed, but still good.

SPEAKER_02 24:33

They didn't have car auctions out there.

SPEAKER_00 24:34

Well, I was on I was on a different time zone.

SPEAKER_02 24:36

It's hard to keep up with the no, but I'm like, do they have car auctions in Germany?

SPEAKER_00 24:40

Sometimes bring a trailer trailer, they'll pop up in Europe, but very rarely. That'd be cool though. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 24:46

It's your old P fiat or something.

SPEAKER_00 24:48

Yeah, but I did. I was on my trip, I did buy two for the dealership that I'm waiting to get in.

SPEAKER_02 24:54

So that deal's weird. You gotta like find somebody to come bring it to you.

SPEAKER_00 24:58

It's cool. I mean, you can go get it. I wish I had time. I'd love to go get them. I would just be driving all over working remotely, but maybe one day.

Blocked AI Tools And Russian Trucking Myth

SPEAKER_02 25:07

Um, the Wi-Fi at my uh work, all the uh AI apps are blocked. Why do they what do you mean what's blocked? Chat GPT, Grok, uh Claude. Like you try to get on there, you won't do it. Like at the terminal? Uh like for the office use. I've I stole their uh passwords, that's why I can use it. But uh yeah, it's all blocked. Why do they do that? That's kind of weird. They won't work at all. And because I've tried it and I switched to my cellular network and it works.

SPEAKER_00 25:33

What a I've been sending you these videos of these like kind of hood black guys that are truck drivers, and they're talking about they're driving for the Russian mob. We've kind of talked about that before. Yeah. But if you're to believe these idiots on Instagram, which you say they're just lying, they're just doing it for for views. For views, yeah. But let's say they're not doing that. Is that the they're making it sound like they're so what the premise is you're working for the Russian mafia and they hire you out of the greater Chicago area, and then they're able to hack into your tablet and keep you legal.

SPEAKER_02 26:08

Oh, yeah, they could probably do that. Just like they may they can show it to the cops or whatever. Because if you get pulled over by the cops with the A with the tablet, they don't even check it. They're lay looked, they're like, oh yeah, okay, whatever. They they assume that everything's on the up and up.

SPEAKER_00 26:22

And that's what they're saying that the the Russians are they'll keep these tablets where like even if the cops like really look into them, they can't really bust you. Yeah, they gotta have more than that.

SPEAKER_02 26:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 26:33

And they're saying that these guys are running like 16 to 20 hours a day, nonstop, load after load after load, seven days a week, never doing a reset. And like when you go to work with the Russians, like you can make a shit ton of money, but they expect you to stay on the road like 90 days and run 90 days straight. It's like going offshore to work overseas on a whole rig.

SPEAKER_02 26:55

Right. But you're doing it very illegally. I don't know. Is that worth it?

SPEAKER_00 27:00

I I mean, if you're trying to get ahead and like buy a house and you have some kids and shit, like I could see like being like, this is this is what I'm doing. Like, I don't have another way because these guys online talk like doing this, they can make a thousand bucks a day.

SPEAKER_02 27:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 27:18

Like that's their net. I don't know if that's true, but even if it's five thousand a week, shit, that's 20 grand a month.

SPEAKER_02 27:26

I can make 350 a day usually. Um, and that's fine with me. But I'm I don't need a big house, and I don't have like a hundred kids, so maybe that's the difference. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 27:34

That's like one of the good things about being gay, is you don't end up with a bunch of kids. That's a good way to be budget. Oh, you're saying what if you're like uh I'm budget conscious. Uh I'm not really gay, but I've become gay because I'm budget conscious. I don't want to have these kids. What about that?

SPEAKER_02 27:51

Oh, that's my guy goes into my hypothetical. Can you scroll up a little bit? We're not in a hurry, are we? No. Okay. All the way down. My hypothetical.

Awkward Reunion Hypotheticals And Politics

SPEAKER_02 28:02

What if an old friend reaches out to you to go get a drink and when you're off bellow, he tries to blow you. Did Cody reach out to you? Cody who Cody Feltz, I mean. Cody Feltz.

SPEAKER_00 28:14

Uh is that uh did that happen to you?

SPEAKER_02 28:16

No, no, but I'm saying, I was isn't that a funny idea? I'm sure it's happened to someone. Like, what would you say to that person? You'd be like, the next day you're like, why did you do that? Or would you just leave? I would just leave. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 28:31

That's why I don't have beers.

SPEAKER_02 28:33

Yeah. Things can get real weird. Yeah. Is that why you don't have beers? Because you might do that to someone.

SPEAKER_00 28:41

Masbuto. That was it.

SPEAKER_01 28:45

No, I think there's uh I think there's a lot of like gay stuff like that.

SPEAKER_00 28:48

Like I don't want to go to a high school reunion. Like that's I figure like we don't even have one. Like our class is like the apathy class.

SPEAKER_02 28:56

Yeah, we don't care about anything. Yeah. I remember in uh when we went working in Matador in West Texas uh Corey, he'd be like, Y'all didn't like have fuck parties and all this stuff. I'm like, in Uvalby? I mean, maybe I wasn't invited to any.

SPEAKER_00 29:10

Like he was talking like is his high school time that they were just having like Roman origins? They said they would just go out to the woods, like uh like 50 of them, they'd all have sex.

SPEAKER_02 29:17

Oh wow. I'm like, what? We missed all that. Where do you grow up? Which Anson or I think somewhere out there by Abilene, Noodle, Texas. Yeah, and it's old.

SPEAKER_01 29:28

I think that sh like I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 29:31

That's just that's just bizarre.

SPEAKER_02 29:32

Uvality was a weird uh it was a good place it was it was very it was very buttoned down in our our class was. Yeah. Maybe the he was younger, maybe the younger generation's all about the dude.

SPEAKER_00 29:44

I'm I'm telling you what, there is uh there's like a parallel universe happening right now, and it's way it's the way information's being fed.

SPEAKER_02 29:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 29:54

But my my associates, the people I'm around that are on the more liberal left-leaning side, yeah, they are convinced like this Talerco is going to be a force to be reckoned with. Dude, they said that about Beto. And everyone I know that's on the other side, on the right side, they're like laughing. They're like, this squirrely little pedophile is not gonna be Ken Paxton, even though he's a criminal who cheats on his wife. Is he a criminal? Was he ever indicted? He wasn't, and that's what I'm shut up. But I'm like, even if he is, like, that's our criminal at this point. Like, and on the other side, these liberals would be like innocent until proven guilty. He he's innocent. Like, yeah, uh, they even believe OJ is innocent, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02 30:39

So well, it's like they always they're always like uh the first uh felon president. I'm like, yeah, I guess. Who cares who he's a felon? I don't care.

SPEAKER_00 30:47

Uh but this the it's gonna be interesting, and I will tell you what, I'm gonna have to eat a fucking crow if this guy wins, if Talarico wins.

SPEAKER_02 30:57

He's not gonna fucking win. I just don't see it. I can't see it. Did you see him in this he he had a beard in a cowboy hat driving a truck?

SPEAKER_00 31:05

Dude, you're gonna have to get fucking worst. You're gonna have to get like you have to get somebody to come across the the line to to vote for this guy. And I just see like a lot of I see a lot of conservative like that's a heebie jeeby guy. Yeah. Like when you see that Kim Paxson guy, you're like, you're like shit. Like if I need some if I need some tough work done, like some what are the what how's it goes? Like if you're gonna get something done, you're gonna make an omelet, you gotta break a few eggs. He's the egg breaker. You look at that guy like that guy's gonna do this some of that. Like you look at his history, like he ain't perfect, but like he's gonna get some shit done. Like you look at this Talarico guy, he's like, I'm I'm like I'm heebie jeebies.

SPEAKER_02 31:49

He's a weird dude, and also there's like this uh purity test everyone does, or like he's not perfect, we can't have him in there. Like, no one's perfect. Nobody, and I I'll say this people who run for that office, like they're they have to be a little crazy.

SPEAKER_00 32:04

Tallerico is is I think he's the Lindsey Graham's um illegitimate steps. No, it's Lindsey Graham got him at Epstein Island and then raised him, and now he's running him for Senate. That's what I heard.

SPEAKER_02 32:20

I don't know. He's just like Beto 2.0, but he's like Beto 1.5.

SPEAKER_00 32:24

Yeah. I think I think Beto was a better candidate in Calorica.

SPEAKER_02 32:30

I I look at Beto and like at least he doesn't seem so effeminate, which is not not bad, but it's like I know guys who hate people who even you know are a little bit effeminate.

SPEAKER_00 32:41

I feel like if I shook his hand, I'd want to wash my hands afterwards. That's that's uh like I f feel like it would be a weird handshake, and I don't like I'm out.

SPEAKER_02 32:53

He would be the type of guy who like invites you to a beer and try to blow you. Exactly. Exactly. All time. Hey bud, would you like to get a sarsparella?

SPEAKER_03 33:02

Saspero.

SPEAKER_02 33:04

What's in a sarspirella? Talk about trans kids. What's in a sarsaparella? I don't know. Something gay. Well, yeah, I saw him driving that truck with a cowboy hat and his little faint beard on. I'm like, dude, you're trying to wait too hard.

SPEAKER_00 33:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 33:16

What

Cartels, Guns, And The Surveillance Trade

SPEAKER_02 33:17

is this? Uh Mexico sells drugs because I need money to buy guns because I can't get them Mexico.

SPEAKER_00 33:21

So this is my uh You can kill a lot of people with a semi-auto AR-15. This is my hypothetical because I had like an eye-opening conversation with some friends of mine that are Mexican nationals that live over here now. And their kids were in school, like um here in Uvalde and have been for a while. And so they it's just interesting to get a different perspective as they grew up across the border, you know, and and and have family there and still have family and have businesses and ties to those communities, own property there, and and they really go back and forth. And so in a conversation one time, it's like, oh golly, it's like Mexico is like it's so dangerous, and you have these cartels in there. Like, well, we wouldn't have this car, we wouldn't have a cartel problem if y'all didn't have a drug problem.

SPEAKER_02 34:10

Right.

SPEAKER_00 34:11

And the reason we have a cartel problem is because Americans have an insatiable appetite for drugs.

SPEAKER_01 34:19

We love it.

SPEAKER_00 34:20

And uh that's that's probably there's a lot of truth into that. Like if of course now it's such a huge part of the economy in this country, in that country, and globally, I don't think like it they've created a necessary evil in the in the drug market. Like so many those dollars come into legitimate business daily, and and legitimate business is dependent on it, and so many people derive their income uh through those illicit means. So uh it's it's here to stay. And the cartels are a a part of it, and what we see I think is the worst of the worst, you know, it's it's not like that. You go to Mexico, there's it's probably not that bad.

SPEAKER_02 35:05

I I've been across and I'm like, this is fine.

SPEAKER_00 35:07

Yeah, and and there there's bad ones as Trump would say, there's bad ombres everywhere. I mean, it's kind of cheap, but it's fine. But so the argument, like I was like, I will flip the script on this argument, and I know it's wrong, but it's just uh it just made me laugh, or not laugh, it just eh, I guess it did. But Mexico just like so there's an Mexico has cartels because the USA has an insatiable appetite for drugs, right? Don't disagree. What if I flip it and says Mexico uh just sells drugs because they need money to buy guns that are illegal in the in Mexico because they want to play with cool guns like you can do that?

SPEAKER_02 35:47

Yeah, guns are the best. Although I get kind of tired of a gun. I'm like, I can't even use this every day. Over there, you can use it every day though.

SPEAKER_00 35:54

But you know what? Like, I will say we're American gun gun culture is insane.

SPEAKER_02 36:00

Did you see where they're gonna outlaw in Virginia and uh in the the number of uh background checks like almost uh tripled?

SPEAKER_00 36:09

Yeah, every time I do that, it just puts more guns out. Yeah, but we have this right to guns, and everyone can have a gun, and here everyone does have a gun or is gun adjacent at all times. Yeah. Guess what? We are we are losing our freedoms. Like we're living in a I'm sitting here where a fucking security camera inside of my office is pointed right at you.

SPEAKER_02 36:30

Yeah, me too.

SPEAKER_00 36:30

I'm looking we're on the screen. We can see ourselves. Like we we're we have volunteered ourselves into a surveillance state. Yeah. Uh I don't uh we've given everything up but the guns.

SPEAKER_02 36:44

We're not giving those up. It's weird. It's I think it keeps us honest.

SPEAKER_00 36:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 36:49

I like it.

SPEAKER_00 36:50

Did you know you could get a whole jalapeno at Whatabur?

SPEAKER_02 36:52

Yes, I used to get these all the time. Dude, my mind was. I get a burger and uh what else do you want? Two whole jalapenos, por favor.

SPEAKER_00 36:58

I I ordered a deal with jalapenos, and I guess they didn't hear me correctly. And so they brought my burger and my fries, and I had another fry container. I was like, what the hell they give me like a in plastic, right? It was just a little like a small fry container.

SPEAKER_02 37:18

Um they give me little like crack bags.

SPEAKER_00 37:20

And uh that's like yeah, I've seen those at churches. But then I I opened it and I was like, they didn't put the jalapenos on my burger, they gave me a whole jalapeno. I looked at my receipt and it said instead of jalapenos, it said whole jalapeno. Do you think they're back there slicing goddamn jalapenos for every order, or they just have a jar of each?

SPEAKER_02 37:39

They have that pico fucking can or whatever, the Juanitos can.

SPEAKER_00 37:42

And they got one that's sliced and one that's whole.

SPEAKER_02 37:44

Yeah, yeah, they have the thing of whole. It's like a bucket. Uh, Joe Tom used to have them in his restaurant.

SPEAKER_01 37:49

But I didn't know you could get.

SPEAKER_02 37:50

I was just yeah, well, does that make you happy?

SPEAKER_01 37:52

Yeah, I did. Yeah, it's good.

SPEAKER_00 37:53

I like options.

SPEAKER_02 37:54

I love jalapenos. What about those uh serranos? Those were I love a serrano. Those are fucking hot though, bro.

SPEAKER_00 38:00

They're good.

SPEAKER_02 38:01

They're oh, I want uh back to Ziggy's for a second. I want Ziggy to start a U Valley cricket team. Do they do cricket in South Africa?

SPEAKER_01 38:09

Ah, shit, I don't know. Shana cricket?

SPEAKER_02 38:11

I think they're rugby people. Yeah, Barrio. Rugby? Oh yeah, rugby.

unknown 38:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 38:16

Who's Henry Novak?

SPEAKER_02 38:18

He's that kid that got murdered in England. Do you see that? What do you do? Uh the Sikh, you know, you were talking about Sikhs, they have that little knife. Oh, yeah. Like Kafir or whatever, Kaspirit, whatever it's called. Well, he was like, this guy's like nuts. He's like a crazy Sikh, and he stabbed this kid in the gut. And um the cops showed up. They're like what happens? Like, oh, he's being racist to me, so I kind of got after it. He didn't tell me stabbed him. And and they and they uh they're like, what happened, mate? He's there, he's like, I've been stabbed. And the cops like, No, you uh, I don't believe you have, mate. And he handcuffed him and he died there in the street. And that's like the new like right wing fucking. It's the new George Floyd. Yeah. It was bad. But they arrested that guy and they put him in jail for like, I think the rest of his life.

SPEAKER_00 39:00

Damn.

SPEAKER_02 39:01

I want one of those little knives though.

SPEAKER_00 39:02

Yeah, I want one of those knives too.

SPEAKER_02 39:04

And I think I heard in Maryland that that they're gonna let him uh carry those like in school.

SPEAKER_00 39:09

Really? Because it's part of their culture. Damn. What if we get pistols with uh like the Virgin Mary's on the handles? I would love it.

SPEAKER_02 39:18

And I think that's what's what we should do. Pistols. You can carry a little knife. That that one time when I got pulled into the border patrol station in uh outside of Uvaldi, there was a turb guy with a turb seek. I wanted to ask him, like, do you have a little knife? I I didn't throw it too much of a. I want to see it.

SPEAKER_00 39:36

I want to see what this knife looked like. I'm imagining it looks like uh those uh games they put on the roosters to fight, like the pinch of gaffe. Yeah, and pinch of gaffes, like little gaffes.

SPEAKER_02 39:46

I think it's like a little curved blade.

SPEAKER_00 39:49

Uh I uh I saw that deal in the paper, and the what wasn't an Iraqi, an Algerian and a Moroccan like dignitaries visited the city of Yvaldi. Yeah, everyone's all mad. What do you think those like what those poor guys? Like, why did why would they send them here?

SPEAKER_02 40:10

I don't know. They were like, it's the oil.

unknown 40:12

They want oil.

SPEAKER_00 40:13

Oil in fucking fucking enchilada oil? That's Greece, pal.

unknown 40:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 40:19

Grease, the Chodiza oil. Uh what was that? Why did they come here? Do we know?

SPEAKER_00 40:24

And they were just like here to say what's up to Joe Cardinals. He should have Skyped, bro. This seems like a waste of resources to me.

SPEAKER_02 40:32

I told some guys from Morocco, he's talking to me in the he asked me a question, I'm like, I don't speak English. And he started talking Spanish. I'm like, I don't speak Spanish. Yeah. Like, well, I speak, I'm from Morocco. I speak French. Yeah. Fuck you.

SPEAKER_00 40:45

I don't I don't know. I saw that and I was like, I don't get it. And that was in the same news paper article, like when they had all the cops are unhealthy.

unknown 40:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 40:54

But you and I we could potentially be cops. The most in-shape people on the force.

SPEAKER_02 41:00

Is it that bad? I haven't even noticed.

SPEAKER_00 41:02

There they had like this like scathing. It was like presented differently in a couple different ways, but I guess that they have to report it. But there's a standard for physical fitness. And the the officers in the department here, however many there are, I can't remember, 12, 16, 17, whatever.

SPEAKER_02 41:21

Yeah, there's not that many.

SPEAKER_00 41:23

All of them, none of them met the standard except one. And the one who met the standard like slit, like it was uh tie goes to the runner. It was a cunt hair away. Yeah. And uh, I'm not sitting here like bashing on them, like because I'm I'm of the same level, uh, the same level of uh in shapeness.

SPEAKER_02 41:46

If we pay them double, I'd be like, you're in you're gonna be like in the military. But well, they don't get paid that much.

SPEAKER_00 41:51

Yeah, yeah, exactly. I'm I'm I'm I don't hold to a high standard.

SPEAKER_02 41:55

You know why? Because it it's it's a small town in America. We don't need the we look theoretically, we don't need like a military-style police force.

SPEAKER_00 42:03

I'm just saying, like, as fat as cops are, I'm surprised more of them aren't shot because there's so much of them to shoot at. Yeah. Maybe that's what they should tell you in the academy, it was like, listen, Fatty. If there's less of you, less likely you'll get shot.

SPEAKER_02 42:20

That center mass kind of expands.

SPEAKER_00 42:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 42:22

Yeah. Yeah. But people don't uh people don't harass a cop. Well, actually they do. So fuck.

SPEAKER_00 42:29

I'm not anti-local cop.

SPEAKER_02 42:30

I know me neither, but I'm like, is your valvey like the Erica Kirk of Texas? Elaborate. Like, you know how we had this tragedy, and now we get all these like they shut down the Walmart, somebody called in. It's like we're getting all the flack for something we had nothing to do with.

SPEAKER_00 42:46

Yeah, and I'm like, we get this front page news story about how the cops are out of shape. And like, I feel like the fucking cops here have become pinanas. Like, they're like, we gotta beat on these motherfuckers every day. Erica Kirk of fucking Uvaldi or something. And like, well, let's go to like any other town. Like if I got fat cops too. LePry? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 43:06

Or wherever. Wherever. More Texas. Divine. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 43:11

What about like in Hawaii and they got all those uh Samoans? I bet they're fat. Oh, they bet they're fat as fuck. Yeah. Hey, Maui, pep pass with a pepper spray. Like, what are the I want to put pepper spray in my burger one day. Oh, yeah, like that. I like that. If you can get a burger after the screw worms get done eating them.

SPEAKER_02 43:31

I know. Well, you just gotta be very careful with these everyone, be careful with these screw worms. Don't let them get in your eyes.

SPEAKER_00 43:36

Yeah. Uh you can talk about that if you

Workplace Safety And Everyday Risk

SPEAKER_00 43:40

want.

SPEAKER_02 43:40

The Paraline student? Did you hear about that?

SPEAKER_01 43:42

Yeah, man. What a fucking thing.

SPEAKER_02 43:44

Okay, explain what happened because I'm kind of I don't know. Okay, I'll explain. Uh he fell off a bucket and he died.

SPEAKER_00 43:50

I I'm very sad or I'm under the assumption that it was a mechanical failure.

SPEAKER_02 43:55

Yeah, I think something just fucked up and he died. Uh

SPEAKER_00 44:00

Deal and um it's kind of one of these things like in vocational training, like that kind of work in in maybe not like in um being a plumber, but if you're gonna be an electrician, you're gonna be in power lines, you're gonna be in welders, yes. Um and like welding as far as plant work or pipeline work or around hydrocarbons, uh truck driving, you're gonna be even working on my scalp.

SPEAKER_02 44:33

You know why uh I want to I kind of outsourced my scalp? Because I've been working on it and all these sparks fly. I'm like, if I get one of these motherfuckers in my eye and I go to the go to the doctor, it's like five thousand dollars out of my pocket.

SPEAKER_00 44:44

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_02 44:45

I haven't even thought about it. Plus a screw worm, plus a fucking screw worm. And I've looked online, the guy's like, yeah, I was using a grinder and a piece of metal in my eye, and they had to fucking drill it out. I had rust like growing in my eye. I'm like, well, I don't want to do that, dude.

SPEAKER_00 44:57

Wait, it's a and all the stuff we do, that's one of the things that we're like, you gotta wear the safety glasses. Let's get a face shield. And and when you do something every day, like you gotta kind of remind folks, like, hey, you gotta wear this stuff because you only get one set of eyes.

SPEAKER_02 45:14

Yeah, you get complacent about it too, and you're fucked.

SPEAKER_00 45:16

Bro, Alex told me the other day, she's like, Did you see did you see they're coming out like within a month where you you won't need glasses anymore? They're gonna make eye drops that are like glasses, and I was like, Well, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 45:28

What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_00 45:29

I I don't know. Is that real? Have you heard that?

SPEAKER_02 45:31

I have not heard uh eye drops in your eye. Yeah, I'm gonna chat GPT this real quick. No, no, we're not in a hurry. Eye drops in your eyes. I don't like putting anything in my eyes because I'm I'm like, I don't need anything in there. I don't want anything to be uh obstructing my view. Is there going to be eye drops?

SPEAKER_00 45:49

All right, mess and chat. So it would be like a daily treatment. I assume that. I'm out.

SPEAKER_02 46:01

I like wearing glasses. I wear sunglasses all the time.

SPEAKER_00 46:03

Come back when you got a solution. Get out of here with more medicine.

SPEAKER_02 46:07

Benjamin Franklin did it good. He did the bifocals. Thank you, Ben BJ. Shout out, shout out, BJ. Shout out, shout out, BJ Stone. Uh so uh what about Wi-Fi at Bill Miller's, dude? I was eating a giant fucking lunch. Three meat plate, three sides. How much two loaves of bread, $27.

SPEAKER_00 46:30

It kind of went up, but they did, they've adjusted their own.

SPEAKER_02 46:34

But no, that was the big that was the giant plate that no man should even attempt, and I it was 27.

SPEAKER_00 46:39

Or was that one of your snake meal days where you're only gonna try to eat once?

SPEAKER_02 46:42

Or uh no. I decided to do it. I was like at a store right next to one. I'm like, I'm gonna pick out right now. Damn. And Baxter was like, You put salsa on your brisket? What kind of fucking maskin are you? I saw that.

SPEAKER_00 46:56

The only mask everyone does that. Don't you do you do that or no? No, but I saw that now. I was like, man, that's so that's a Mexican. That's right. It's delicioso, cabrón. Yeah. You ever try that? Got more than for holies in that head of yours. You never put uh you never put salsa on your brisket, huh? I'm gonna have on a brisket taco, but not just like on my plate. Oh, dude, you gotta fucking lay that motherfucker. You lathered it on there. It was a hell and they have good salsa. It's fresh, yes.

SPEAKER_02 47:23

They don't have Wi-Fi though. No weefy. Can we get on the whoever?

SPEAKER_00 47:28

Hey Jimmy. Jimmy, could you put a little uh shout out for Wi-Fi for the boys? Why do you need Wi-Fi? You poor piece of shit.

SPEAKER_02 47:35

I'm sitting in there and I'm like, maybe I want to download a podcast on your phone.

SPEAKER_00 47:40

You don't want to use my on your phone?

SPEAKER_02 47:41

I know, but I know, but I use all my data on the road. Uh why don't you have a Starlink, bro?

SPEAKER_01 47:47

Uh you just put it it travels.

SPEAKER_02 47:50

I don't need Starlink when I got when I got Jimmy on the case.

SPEAKER_00 47:55

Uh but you could like you could literally have one in your backpack.

SPEAKER_02 47:58

I don't have a backpack because I'm not a fucking faggot.

SPEAKER_00 48:01

And uh you you could just carry it with you and you plug it into the cigarette lighter in your truck and it sticks on the dashboard, and now I don't need it that unlimited Wi-Fi for how much I was thinking about this the other day, too. Not only if you did that, you said like the trucking company has all these cameras now. So many how many in there are in there? Can they see you like every angle? I think.

SPEAKER_02 48:22

Well, there's one giant one in the front. Because then you could just drive with airpods and like you could just use FaceTime. AirPods die after like an hour. I gotta recharge. And then I'm recharging while I'm driving. You gotta get two pairs and you're just swapping them in and out. I don't want to be swapping. You know what I've been doing? I've been listening to music again. Oh I kind of enjoying it. Rot your brain. Shout out, Brian Adams.

SPEAKER_00 48:41

So what's the deal if you're like they're like, oh fire if you're on your phone, it's unsafe. But do you have a C B?

SPEAKER_02 48:48

No, no. You don't need him anymore. I don't speak, I already says I don't speak Punjabi. I don't need a C B.

SPEAKER_00 48:55

Did the Punjabs have him?

SPEAKER_02 48:56

I don't know. I haven't been on there in years.

SPEAKER_00 48:58

Dude, I think curiosity would get me. I wouldn't need to get one.

SPEAKER_02 49:02

Maybe I'll maybe I can app and try a dude.

SPEAKER_01 49:04

What if you meet like a nice woman?

SPEAKER_02 49:06

I don't want to meet a fucking woman. These women are terrible. I'm done. Love after 40 is a myth. You can't fucking have a shot, Alex.

SPEAKER_00 49:16

Yeah, you maybe just don't have the luck like I do, bud.

SPEAKER_02 49:19

You have the you have the luck of a fucking you're like a four-leaf clover in a fucking wishing well all wrapped into one. Wrapped into one. Yeah. With screw where you're gonna be able to do Alex is a nice lady.

SPEAKER_01 49:29

She has we love her.

SPEAKER_02 49:32

Uh what up? What about these pueropinchase

Spurs Takes, Barbacoa Math, And Wrap

SPEAKER_02 49:35

spurs? Oh, dude. They lost two in a row in San Antonio? Two in a row.

SPEAKER_00 49:39

In San Antonio, dude, it could be a trap. It could be a trap, but I think they're done. I think stick a fork at them. Me too, dude. I think they're done.

SPEAKER_02 49:47

If you can't win with a fucking giant human spider, you're you can't win. He's huge. I had an opportunity Just put him under the fucking net and dunk every fucking ball. What is he doing out shooting threes? Yeah. Fucking get me in there and be a coach. Uh Wimby, go sit by the fucking net when throw the ball and they'll just put it in like you're fucking putting in. Give it to the giant. Like they used to say in uh the basketball camp, like you're putting your hand in the cookie jar. There you go. Yeah, there you go. Coach Grimes, shout out.

SPEAKER_00 50:15

Shout out.

SPEAKER_02 50:16

Whatever happened to him.

SPEAKER_00 50:17

Screw worms got him.

SPEAKER_02 50:18

Fuck.

SPEAKER_00 50:18

Yeah, it was bad. He was one of the first ones.

SPEAKER_02 50:20

He reached that cookie jar and got a screw worm.

SPEAKER_00 50:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 50:27

You think he ever went home and he's like, these fucking maskings? And every day. Oh, every fucking day. He's spantaco eating cocksuckers. Let's go to Takeria, Coach Grant. Okay, let's go.

SPEAKER_00 50:38

I feel like this town used to have more grit when there was like a little bit of racism.

SPEAKER_02 50:44

Uh yes, but this is the thing with the race. I was thinking about this. You people white people now say racist things under their breath, and they might mean it or not, but it's the most chicken shit form of racism ever that's ever existed. People used to be racist and act on it. Now they just racist and they just like owned it. They used to own it. Yeah, now they're at your they just say it now as like a like the laugh at each other, but they're they're just a little chicken shit. I hate that. I hate that. You think a lion fucking calls an antelope a mescan before he eats it? No, he just fucking eats it. Just eats it. Just eats it.

SPEAKER_00 51:20

So I um like I said, I'm I'm I'm assimilated. Like I'm I'm feeling think you are. Bro, did you come to my house this morning for breakfast? Yes, I did. What did I do? What did I feed you?

SPEAKER_02 51:34

Uh you had uh barbacoa.

SPEAKER_00 51:37

Barbakoa, big red, flour tortillas, corn tortillas.

SPEAKER_02 51:41

Even your wife was like, you gotta have the big red. That's part of the deal. She she knew.

SPEAKER_01 51:45

If we knew, we're doing it. Even I don't knew that.

SPEAKER_02 51:48

Yeah, but you are Mexican. You're like a San Antonio Mexican. Oh yeah, that was good though. Um how much was that barbecue?

SPEAKER_00 52:01

So I figured it out like with all the bullshit with the and I went the lazy way this morning. I I woke up and I was like, I don't feel like cutting up like small pieces of onion. I'm gonna use the onion and something else later. I'm with this afternoon when we have barbecue.

SPEAKER_02 52:18

Why didn't you even have the onion? You didn't have any fucking tongs out. I had the spoon there. No, it was gone. I think your son fucking scraping off some of the frosting off the donuts. I mean uh Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_00 52:29

Shut out, Lily. But with uh I cooked like five pounds of barbacoa. Yeah. And between the eight of us, we I think we probably ate four pounds of it.

SPEAKER_02 52:39

Oh, dude, it was so good. You had so good. Maybe you had you had maybe not even a pound left.

SPEAKER_03 52:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 52:45

Maybe like I don't know how much is that twelve ounces of a pound? Sixteen. You maybe had like twelve ounces left.

SPEAKER_00 52:51

Yeah. And uh but to cook to make all of that barbacoa and the onions, the tortillas, salsa, everything. I think I was in like 40 bucks. It's cheap. Like if we were eight of us were to go to Ophelia's, it would have been $120. Oh yeah. It'd have been oh more than $80 for sure.

SPEAKER_02 53:15

People go there still though, huh? Ophelia's? I go there. They're busy? Yeah. This price is oh, dude. Come on.

SPEAKER_00 53:21

But let me tell you something else about those guys. You want to like you get caught up with some bullshit at lunch and you look down and it's 1220, and you're like, what am I gonna eat? You go to Ophelia's. Sunrise is the same, but you go to Ophelia's, you'll be back at your office by one, full belly.

SPEAKER_02 53:35

Yeah, I've been.

SPEAKER_00 53:35

They do not dick around in there. They know how to run a restaurant. Yeah, they do.

SPEAKER_02 53:40

You know why? It's a family. I've always said this. You want to open up a restaurant in Uvalde, you have to be a family.

SPEAKER_00 53:46

You gotta have the family.

SPEAKER_02 53:47

You gotta have it. Then the the mom's like taking care of the money and like, okay, here's your allowance for the wedge.

SPEAKER_00 53:54

Dude, what were you telling me about the your your theory on the Taketa guy that he was knocking up all the wages? Like he just has wives or like baby mamas stashed around town.

SPEAKER_02 54:03

I would go through the drive-thru or maybe a few years ago. I have I don't go through the drive-through.

SPEAKER_00 54:07

There was like a 10-year period, like where every six months there was a beautiful young girl.

SPEAKER_02 54:13

At the window, and I'm like, look at this beautiful lady.

SPEAKER_00 54:16

And then she would be pregnant and then never seen again.

SPEAKER_02 54:19

No, I'd be pregnant, and then I'd see her driving like a brand new escalade around town, and then I'd never see her again. And then there's another one. Beautiful, pregnant, escalade, driving around, never see her again.

SPEAKER_00 54:30

They're just like a stash house full of mamas, mamasitas. Maybe, or maybe they're in Mexico. They're get the old boot scooting boogie.

SPEAKER_02 54:38

Yeah, but they had some good-looking women in there, but they're all like, and the owner's just like fucking.

SPEAKER_00 54:42

Dude, there was a while where you would go in there and you're like, love it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 54:47

I don't know about now though. Yeah. I bet if I went through the drive-thru in San Antonio and I saw some lady, I could like pick her up.

SPEAKER_00 54:52

And the I will say like the the ones that are well, they're from Mexico, they're just like a little different or whatever. What do you mean? It's like there's pretty there, they have pretty girls that work uh almost every restaurant in town, whether it's waterbird. Like there's a pretty here, like every restaurant. But like the ones at that restaurant, they're not local, like you hadn't seen them before.

SPEAKER_02 55:17

Yeah, they just showed up off the fucking.

SPEAKER_00 55:19

They don't have any like tit tattoos, and they're like kind of a pilgrim. Yeah, they're like fucking turnbuckles on their shoes. They don't know what's going on.

SPEAKER_02 55:26

They they told their Mexican grandmother, like, I'm on my way to America. Wish me luck. Yeah. So what about erectile dysfunction? I've been thinking about when am I gonna get that?

SPEAKER_00 55:38

That's what you've been thinking about?

SPEAKER_02 55:39

Yeah, I'm like, is this ever gonna happen to me? I've been hearing about this my whole life. Dude. Is that like a is that like an injury you get, or is it just something that happens?

SPEAKER_00 55:48

I I don't really know enough about it. And I think the people that do have it don't talk about it.

SPEAKER_02 55:53

They're quiet as a mouse on a cotton swab. Yeah.

unknown 55:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 55:56

The other day I was working, I was like squeezing this palette. I was like pushing my legs, and I pulled my fucking like urethra. I'm like, oh shit. I think that's part of how you get it.

SPEAKER_00 56:04

Damn. Yeah, I stuck with don't why were you screwing a pallet?

SPEAKER_02 56:07

I wasn't. I was like, you know those those things at the gym?

SPEAKER_00 56:11

My elbows on this big old pallet of toilet paper and push down. God, dude, you gotta get a lot lizard or something.

SPEAKER_02 56:16

No, no, you know those things at the gym where you squeeze your thighs together. I was like doing that motion with a to move to scoot it along, and I was like, pull my fucking yeah. Um don't get hurt at work. That's the worst. That's um that's like my number one fear. Don't get hurt at work. No, don't do it. It's not working. Don't get hurt, period. You gotta take care of yourself. Yeah, do it. Yeah, you're the only you you have. Yeah. Although I have this feeling that we we're just reincarnated every time. So I do too. Don't you feel that way? You're we're just like part of like one big cloud, and then when we die, we come back.

SPEAKER_00 56:48

Dude, I was like, I gotta go. I was reading, I wanted to how how long I I got nowhere to be, but you have somewhere to go? No, no, no.

SPEAKER_02 56:55

Okay, then we're fine.

SPEAKER_00 56:56

So I read this crazy article. Uh you can read. I only read trash though. Yeah, I know. So there's a conspiracy on the internet that the Nazis had a time machine. Oh, yeah, you told me about that. And uh it was called De Glock, the Bell.

SPEAKER_02 57:19

Talking about my Glock.

SPEAKER_00 57:21

Yeah. And it was like they basically found all the top SS officers except the one that was over this thing, and they didn't find the machine, and apparently he just like took off. He's just traveling the world.

SPEAKER_02 57:31

That'd be awesome. He's like Trump.

SPEAKER_00 57:32

But what do historians say, there's no reliable evidence.

SPEAKER_02 57:35

I guarantee.

SPEAKER_00 57:36

That's of course what they would say.

SPEAKER_02 57:38

You know what I like about the Nazis, which is a weird thing to say, but uh, they're very into like the occult and like mystical shit.

SPEAKER_00 57:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 57:46

We don't have that now. We're all like, it's AI, it's a conspiracy. Yeah. Over there, you'd be like, it's a fucking uh a dagger you gotta find from Jesus' time, and it gives you the powers to kill anyone you want.

SPEAKER_00 57:55

My kids were kind of roasting me this morning because they said like I promise stuff and don't deliver.

SPEAKER_02 58:00

They did say that.

SPEAKER_00 58:00

They did, they put me on blast because they want to go to Disney World and that's like I just want to go to Disney. They're never going, not on my dime.

SPEAKER_02 58:07

And then I then I might suicide bomb your house on your fucking way just to make sure that doesn't happen.

SPEAKER_00 58:13

And then they and then I like kind of lied to them that uh I would take them to Hawaii, like uh that is a one that's a whopper there. And they yeah, it is, and they keep bringing it up, and now they're starting like it's important you learn disappointment in life, you know? And uh yeah, and so they're like basically calling me uh that I make promises and don't deliver, and they were ganging up on me this morning and talking trash. And I told them, I read an article last week that uh on Elon Musk of all the crazy shit he says that only 19% of it has turned out to come true. Thirteen of thirteen percent true, and six percent is in process and too early to tell. Yeah. So thirteen percent deliverables, richest man in the world.

SPEAKER_02 58:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 58:58

You know what my son told me? Talk to me when you got a billion.

SPEAKER_02 59:01

That's so funny. I heard a telling I was like, Motherfuck. He's a little smart ass, huh?

SPEAKER_00 59:07

So shout out if you lie to your kids, man.

SPEAKER_02 59:09

Shout out, you know, especially uh I try not to lie um just because I don't like liars. They fucking piss me off. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 59:19

I just do that so mine can be better, better parents than I am. That's I'm a better parent than my dad.

SPEAKER_02 59:23

I like that's how that's your excuse. That's it. I'm doing this lazy thing because I don't want you to be lazy. Yeah. That's like my dad always say, do as I say, not as I do. Yeah. Okay, thanks, Dev. Shout out.

SPEAKER_00 59:38

Um, what else, bud? I don't really know anything else. How long are we done? We're at an hour. We're back, baby. We're back. I feel like this is a good one. And you recorded it? Shout out.

SPEAKER_02 59:48

Yeah, we're recording it. We just hit an hour. I like that. I like that. I think I've had an ass full. Oh, wait, what about your we you just got your license?

SPEAKER_00 59:56

Oh, I got my dealer license. I went to go get my dealer license plates. They said not allocated, so I gotta figure that part out.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:03

Wait, explain this.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:04

So I need in order to sell a vehicle, I gotta put a license plate on it. In order to drive via inventory, I need to have a like you see a dealer plate. I need to be able to put that on the inventory to drive it around. The state will provide me with those. I have to request them. I went to request them, and either I don't understand how to do it correctly, I gotta spend some more time researching, or in the system, they haven't like I haven't they've decided not to give me any yet, but I couldn't get any the other day when I got into that system, so I was kind of frustrated again. But I do have the license number. Nice, can go to auctions, I can do things. Um You'd be like Chip Foos. I gotta get to work. Um you can ask Chat GPT how to do all that though, right? Yeah, that's a lot of it. Yeah. Uh that's fine. But we're very close. Like the I've got some lights. It looks nice, some more lights going up. The office looks great. Gabby's knocked it out of the park, which is making the the office uh really something to be proud of. So come get ready. Oh, G Mode. We're gonna have a grand opening here before too long. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:14

Who are we gonna shout out this week? Oh, shout out Tony Gray.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:18

Yeah, yeah, Lucas, Michael Lucas.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:23

Especially with that lady. Yeah. But she was like, What was it? I thought she was on a boat. It's just that girl in bikinis.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:31

Uh what should we do when I have the grand opening? Should I either get the barrel smoker guy to come smoke a bunch of stuff, or should I see if Chunk and Joe Tom got time to make a bunch of Mexican hot dogs?

SPEAKER_02 1:01:40

That's what I would like. It's an obvious choice. Barrel. No, no, we gotta get Chunk and Joe Tom.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:46

I would like some to do Mexican hot dogs. Like, come on, guys. Let's let's make a deal. Who's the one defending the cops the other day?

SPEAKER_02 1:01:52

Was that Chunk? But the the um the the about them failing their health thing, didn't you?

SPEAKER_00 1:01:58

It's like I saw somebody like taking a position with them, and I'm like, I'm not re I'm not, I don't want to bash them, but I'm just like it's hard keeping your weight. Like if Sauce Baby doesn't make it as a rapper, he could be a police officer in Evaldi. Is he big? He's big. Just sauce baby.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:15

He's like no, like you valve he's like normal Evaldi size. Like he's over three?

SPEAKER_00 1:02:18

He's like, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:20

Three bills, baby. What about women who have three bands? Nice. What about uh women who have fit on the end of their Instagram handle? Do they all cheat on their husbands? 99%. Don't they have to? Yeah, like Caitlin Fit, and she has like her and a bikini or like cooking for her family, and she's that CrossFit, like kissing some dude in the back.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:41

I'm just I that's the one thing I don't understand. Like, I'm I'm safe. Like I can be mark safe from cheating with fit people. But if you're like a s you you're a sweaty smell like a goat, I don't want to touch you. I'm out. Really? Even a woman.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:57

Yeah. Like, yeah. Like I don't want like you just like really, even a sweaty woman. I don't want to touch anybody sweaty.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:06

Yeah, I do. Shout out that man. I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:11

I'm not getting they're in a loading dock safe. What?

SPEAKER_02 1:03:16

What else you know, bud? Uh missing stuff. Shout out Ziggy's Taxidermy. Start that cricket thing. I don't know if they do cricket, but start it. Shout out Victoria During. Um Renee and Dakota, the two hardest working people in Uvaldi. I'll keep saying it forever.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:31

Um River City Bell Bonds, you go to the Hoosecow, give them a shout. Tell Clay, say, bud, I need to out of jail. And you can give them. Then I'll tell you what, if you need some money, you got a car title. If they won't take it, maybe I'll take it. We'll get you out of the hoose cow.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:46

Sapphire wings, diamond cut masonry, give them a call. They do chimneys and all your mason work. So oh, and Riggins always uh sends us nice little messages. Uh shout out, Aaron.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:56

Yeah, he's good. He's good. Yeah, I always look forward to hearing feedback. Give us some feedback. Also, if you want an old G Motor sticker or a negpod sticker, come by the dealership at 2309. It is nice if someone does a come swing by.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:10

Yeah. Might have a hard time opening that door.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:12

You can uh and you can see where the podcast magic happens. We leave everything kind of set up. Yeah, we have it set up. You can come and say hi. Leave a message. Leave a message. Well, what else you got, bud?

SPEAKER_02 1:04:22

That's it. All right. Well, I guess we'll see you next time.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:25

Soup.