38. Quit Your Job, Sell Your Truck, Then Hit Ruby’s

A washed-out road after a brutal rainstorm kicks off a bigger question: how much of life is planning, and how much is just surviving whatever hits next? We start with pure Thursday-night chaos, local shoutouts, and the kind of unfiltered small-town Texas talk that jumps from Ruby’s to steak sauce to the realities of getting anything done when you’re tired and nobody wants to edit. 

Then the conversation gets real. We break down flash flooding and low water crossings, why a project can be built correctly and still get wrecked overnight, and why “turn around, don’t drown” is advice you can’t ignore. From there it’s a hard left into work and money: quitting a job, selling a truck fast through Carvana, and pouring that cash into restoring a classic Scout so it looks like 1978 again. If you’re into used trucks, car selling tips, classic 4x4 builds, or the weirdness of the truck market, you’ll feel this part. 

We also go straight at modern internet culture: summer posting, influencer links, and where “sharing” starts to look like oversharing. Finally, we land on AI productivity and how tools like ChatGPT can turn a vague message into step-by-step clarity faster than people who should already know the process. Subscribe for more, share this with a friend who loves Texas stories and tech talk, and leave a review telling us where AI has helped you the most.

Transcript

Mic Problems And No Editing

SPEAKER_01 0:00

And we're back. What's up, big new Thursday night special? What's up? Are you can it hear move your microphone closer to you?

SPEAKER_00 0:10

Uh hold on. Is it no whino or white?

SPEAKER_01 0:13

I can barely hear you.

SPEAKER_00 0:13

Can barely hear me barely. You're sounding like you're a rat in the wall. I am a rat in the wall.

SPEAKER_01 0:18

You fucking are. This is all staying in.

SPEAKER_00 0:23

No, I need to.

SPEAKER_01 0:26

I'm not editing editing tonight. This is all staying in. McNew has he fat-fingered his fucking microphone. Yeah. So what's up, dude? You're not editing? I like that. Editing wrong. Don't say anything back. I do not want to fucking edit. Going wrong. No N-words tonight. I can't hear shit. What's up with my thing? Uh so yeah, we're back.

SPEAKER_00 0:49

What's up, McNew? This Thursday. Shout out. It's Thursday. Pinche Thursday. Thursday week. I think Miércoles is the best day in the Wednesday? Yeah. That's just fun to say.

SPEAKER_01 1:06

Pinche. Miercoles.

SPEAKER_00 1:08

Yeah. Sounds like Christmas or something. We'll make all my meetings on Miercoles.

SPEAKER_01 1:12

You didn't see that video of that black these two black people talking. They're like, oh, Wednesday. I don't work on the white man's day. And the guy's like, what day is that? He's like, Wednesday. It's like, well, why? It's because it's hump day. And the guy's like, okay. He goes, you know what hump stands for? Huh? Oh, Master Please.

unknown 1:30

Why?

SPEAKER_01 1:31

You didn't see those videos. Is this a bit? Like a sketch? It was like an interview with the one of these black uh protesters or whatever. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 1:39

And the guy interviewing was black, and he was like, dude, you're being ridiculous. I saw a funny one the other day, and it was like, there's no uh there's no I in team, there's no I in we, but there's three U's and shut the fuck up. That's a good one.

SPEAKER_01 1:59

And uh I love that. Yeah. You probably used it already, haven't you?

SPEAKER_00 2:04

I I haven't, but maybe.

SPEAKER_01 2:07

Shout out, Zanki's taxidermy over on March Lane for all your taxidermy needs. Ruby's Lion. I'm going to Ruby's tonight. Are you? You want to go? No. Maybe. Maybe. Yeah, I might. Well, don't they have uh they have uh what is it? Non-alcoholic?

SPEAKER_00 2:24

Yeah, I'll go in there, have a get knock the edge off with a cours edge, get some secondhand smoke. I'm gonna drink Are we gonna go tonight?

SPEAKER_01 2:31

Yeah, we can't. I'm gonna drink eight in the bathroom and you have to drive me home.

SPEAKER_00 2:33

Uh all right. I'll let you I'll let you get off bear.

SPEAKER_01 2:36

I won't smoke any cigarettes either. How about that? You get all ghost faced? My my mom thought about going. She's like, I'm gonna go. My mom's my sister's like, Are you? No. Your sister in town or what? Yeah, she's gonna go. Her couple of her friends.

SPEAKER_00 2:48

I'll I'll go. I got nothing to do tonight. What time? I'm l- I'm free. My family has left me to go do fun things. And guess what's fun about it? Me not being there to complain about what everything costs and complain about other people and lines. You just complain all the time? I literally was they they when they left today, they were like, Happy Father's Day, we're leaving you alone. I was I was like, Man, we're gonna do a podcast on a Thursday night. I'm gonna hang out at the dealership until like 10 o'clock.

SPEAKER_01 3:22

This is like the best gift they gave you. It's awesome. I love my family. Shout out to uh shout out Manny at Garge's Auto Detail. Just Manny or the whole crew?

SPEAKER_00 3:31

It's Manny's Manny guards uh at Garge's Auto Detail. Sometimes he has help, sometimes he does it himself, sometimes his wife comes and supervises and makes sure he does it right. Uh but he always does it right.

SPEAKER_01 3:42

They go get lunch after. That's nice.

SPEAKER_00 3:44

Yeah, yeah. Shout out Manny. He's gonna be coming to the grand opening at Old G Motors Motors coming up uh July the 11th.

SPEAKER_01 3:53

Yeah, I'm not editing tonight because I want to go to Ruby's and I don't want to be there fucking editing, so no bad words.

SPEAKER_00 3:58

I got it, I got it.

SPEAKER_01 3:59

Uh River Teddy of Bell Monds, my friend Clay over at River City.

SPEAKER_00 4:04

That's right. Give him a shout. You get off Bell of the Night Ox if there's a fight and you get in it, we'll call him to get you out of the hoosco. I've never been in a fight.

SPEAKER_01 4:12

I remember I was almost in a fight.

SPEAKER_00 4:14

Today's the day.

SPEAKER_01 4:14

I was in Reno with this guy. He's like, I'm gonna start a fight. And I was like, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna help you. I was like, dude, you can do whatever you want, but he's like, You're not gonna jump. I'm like, no. And he started this fight with some Mexican dude, and he fucking stabbed this guy I know.

SPEAKER_00 4:27

The guy you know was the stabber or guy stabbed.

SPEAKER_01 4:30

Yeah, and then he got I think I punched with like these brass knuckles, he was fucked up. Uh and uh this one of that other guy who stabbed him, his friend was there like looking at me, and he's like, I don't want to fight. And I was like, dude, I ain't fighting. So we just like stood off and started talking. And the guy's like, Why didn't you help me? I'm like, I told you, we're not, I'm not fighting. This is stupid. And then the guy killed himself.

SPEAKER_00 4:51

Shout out. Shout out, yeah. He's dead now. Uh, we got a new sponsor, A1 Fire and Safety. Give John or Brad a call over at A1 Fire and Safety. Get your extinguishers, get legal, be safe. Who's that? You need one for your vehicle, get one.

SPEAKER_01 5:06

You think they got that name from A1 Sauce? Uh, I think so. I love that sauce. People don't like it, but I do.

SPEAKER_00 5:12

Last night I uh had dinner at Jack's Steakhouse. Uh-huh. China drink. And uh I got my food, and I said, How about some Heinz 57? Ooh. And the guy goes, Um, this is all we got left in the whole restaurant, and it was like half of a shot in a bottle.

SPEAKER_01 5:27

And then he came back a urine sample?

SPEAKER_00 5:29

Yeah, then he came back by with a giant another giant bottle that had like zero in it. He's like, Here's some more. No, they were running on Heinz 57 fumes.

SPEAKER_01 5:39

Uh Heinz 50 Heinz 05, yeah. Well, did was it good? Uh what? The 57. The Heinz 57.

SPEAKER_00 5:45

The Heinz 57 was. You don't like A1. I I do, but um, yeah, I feel like I'm just mixing it up at Jack's 57.

SPEAKER_01 5:53

Dude, I haven't been jacked. I know the last time I went was like 2001. They're crowded last night. Really? Yeah. We need to go by there. So, yeah. Yeah, all our sponsors, thank you. We had a one-year anniversary a few weeks ago. Uh, forgot to shout out, but thank you to all our sponsors. We love you guys. Um, we love all our listeners.

SPEAKER_00 6:10

We're probably gonna kick a few of y'all off pretty soon because uh yeah, rotate some people in. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:16

Uh but we almost lost Oasis. It's oh I know the fire, dude. What happened? What'd you hear? I heard that Baxter was over there lighting matches in the back of a little firebug. Oh my god. He's like it's like Backdraft movies. Remember that movie? Yeah, it's Baxter. Shannon Baxter. Uh were they open for lunch today? Oasis, I didn't see.

SPEAKER_00 6:39

I didn't drive by there, I got busy.

SPEAKER_01 6:41

Yeah, I was busy too. I didn't see over there. I had lunch in Brackettville. I were uh Ziggy's. Shannon Ziggy's uh barbecue. Yeah, pretty good. Pretty good.

Shoutouts, Ruby’s, And Wild Stories

SPEAKER_00 6:50

What would you have? I have brisket and sausage plate. Lovely.

SPEAKER_01 6:53

What uh los sides?

SPEAKER_00 6:54

Uh for the sides today, I mixed it up and I got uh uh what did I get today? My sides were onion rings and uh something else. Beans, potato salad. Oh, yeah. Is a white person on that? Uh yeah. Oh, Mark. Mark's the owner. Shout out Mark. But his wife is a Mexican lady. Shout out her. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 7:18

What's his last name, you know? I don't know. Are they from there? They live there. Okay. I just want to know if they're from. You know what I know now. Alright, well, I thought you knew everyone in the Tri-County area. Uh one day. One day. Uh, what about this rancho and Sino? I think someone was telling me about this. Oh, Baxter called me. He was on the road and he was like, Did you hear about Rancho Ceno? I'm like, I don't know where the fuck that is. He's like the culvert washed out. I'm like, oh, you're you're to make a white man talk to me. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. What was that little cheese may saying? Which one? Baxter. He was like Oh, he's talking about uh what was he saying? About the the flood?

SPEAKER_00 7:59

So which what the kind of funny thing about it, or the literally the Rancho and Cena, they got, I want to say, somewhere around five inches of rain in a night or in within a 24-hour period the other day. Plus it's been raining. That is one of the low water crossings that we oh we when I say we decam construction recently completed. Beautiful pictures. We did a great job. We did what they asked us to do. And I can remember this growing up in Conkin, like every year the county would come and fix a low water crossing with the one that they call Seven Bluffs Crossing. And they would fix the road that would cross Bear Creek and then it would go to the low water crossing and across. And then every year it would flood and it would like wipe the road out. But basically it's like the water's a yeah, the water's super powerful and like Mother Nature. There the like there's all there's a lot of different ways to skin the cat, and it just gets more expensive and more expensive and more expensive. And anyways, from an optic standpoint, there's really nothing worse than when you're the contractor and like you literally drive off the job, yeah, it ranks five inches, and half of your job is like washed away. Yeah, it is kind of bad. And so that was a bummer. And uh I wanna I I'm pretty grateful for the the county and the people in it. It's like one the first thing we did is we used to went out there and just cleaned some shit up ourselves. Uh, because and it needed to be done, and we wanted to see what happened too. Uh, but the county was pretty pretty straight up about like these guys did a great job building what we asked them to build. It's just Mother Nature is Mother Nature got the best of it. She's a bitch sometimes. And uh we're gonna do it again. We've got two more to do, and they're gonna change the engineering a little bit on these crossings. And uh, I don't know, we're we don't know what they're gonna ask us to do to them yet.

SPEAKER_01 10:03

But that Army Corps Engineers, bud.

SPEAKER_00 10:07

But the you see you see this with all kinds of roads and bridges. Like if you get enough rain or whatever, like it ain't nothing safe.

SPEAKER_01 10:15

One of my sisters' fri uh friends, somebody, she she's the one who died in San Tony the other day um in that flood over by in Bandera. Turn around, don't drown. Dude, turn around. No joke. Oh, even though I I it was flooding the other day and I went right through it.

SPEAKER_00 10:31

Yeah, but just roll your windows down too.

SPEAKER_01 10:33

So roll your windows down or like crack your door.

SPEAKER_00 10:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:37

I think that doesn't help. I think it that water just pushes you in a challenge.

SPEAKER_00 10:40

Open your open your moon revivia go on.

SPEAKER_01 10:42

Did you say open your mouth and start drinking? Uh moon. Remember just sit, imagine just sitting on top of your car. You're like, there's a 90% chance I'm gonna die tonight.

SPEAKER_00 10:51

Um but for all the hente out there uh rancho and ceno, I feel you. There ain't nothing worse than heaven.

SPEAKER_01 10:57

What's the name of that place?

SPEAKER_00 10:59

Um 429.

SPEAKER_01 11:00

Isn't it like live or deer creek or something? Deer crop? No. Okay. Um Bojangles. On my last day of work, I went to Bojangles. Your last day at work? I quit my job, motherfucker.

SPEAKER_00 11:15

Did you tell him tech this job, inch? Yeah, bitch.

SPEAKER_01 11:18

No, I just I wrote like a lengthy um text message. A text message, yeah. And then but then I called him too. I'm like, I can't, I can't be recorded anymore. I I signed up to drive a truck not to be on uh the real world. Uh but they've been calling me, they were like, come on back. It's it's still it's not too late, you can still come back.

SPEAKER_00 11:39

And you're just like Mexican puck. Yeah. Yeah. Are you Pedro?

SPEAKER_01 11:43

More like Pedro with AIDS. Didn't Pedro have AIDS?

SPEAKER_00 11:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 11:48

He's dead, isn't he?

SPEAKER_00 11:50

Yeah. Shout out, Pedro. Pedro. So you told him saying, that's it. I'm not, I didn't sign up for the real world. I'm out of this surveillance trucking.

SPEAKER_01 11:59

Well, that's more of like it was more of like uh a ploy because I want to get my scout done. So I just I I I did that so I could sell my truck to get my scout done.

SPEAKER_02 12:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 12:09

So I did that, and I went the next day I went to Carvana, sold it, and now tomorrow I'm taking my scout to San Antonio, and I'm gonna say, I want this whole motherfucker, I want it to look like 1978 all over again.

SPEAKER_00 12:20

I like that. I like that. Yeah, I had a young man today came in and said, Hey, what's the best auction site? What's the best place to sell my truck? I said, Well, tell me what it is. And he said, You don't you don't want it, and wouldn't it's not what you have? I said, Okay, and so tell me about it. And he told me what it was, and it's like a 2022 with like 70,000

Flood Damage And Low Water Crossings

SPEAKER_00 12:40

miles. Don't want it, can't afford it. Uh I said, You gotta get on Carvana. You had to get Carvana. You gotta get on.

SPEAKER_01 12:45

I went a CarMax, they they lowballed me by $5,000. Oh, CarMax is not good. Yeah, they just have too much inventory.

SPEAKER_00 12:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 12:55

At Carvana though, I was I did all this stuff, it took 10 minutes online. I went the next day. I was I sat in there for eight minutes, and that lady drove around. She's like, here's your check. Tell me how it all worked again. So I got on Carvana and I took and they were like, Do you have what is your model? And I kind of fucked up and told them I had like the more it was an XLT, but mine's an XL, it's an STX four-wheel drive. And I thought that was gonna hurt me, but I just did all that. I told them what it was, the mileage. I didn't have to take pictures or anything. And uh they're like, Alright, well, just come on in tomorrow if you want. Or you could schedule it for any time. So I went in and that lady's like, give me your keys, and I gave it to her, and she went in, looked at it like just a cursory, like once over, got in it, drove it like through the next exit, came back, and was like, You're good to go. It's gonna be in your bank account uh by tomorrow. And it was. Got my money today. That easy, easy peasy. Yeah, what a good deal. It's a good deal. Shout out. I think and I I think it gave me more than I thought I was gonna get.

SPEAKER_00 13:56

Every time uh these trucks are they're going. They're going. Oh, yeah. The market's getting squirrely again on the trucks, and the new ones are getting so much crap on them that I've actually seen a little bit of prices kind of rescinding a little bit, coming back a little bit on on some of the others. But it's like there's just uh there's just a lot of issues out there.

SPEAKER_01 14:19

A lot of issues. Mine's like mine's advanced, like it has all the sync and all that stuff, air apple card play or whatever, but it doesn't have all the little bells and whistles, the little tattle things, the little tattletale deals.

SPEAKER_00 14:31

Yeah, I took care of it too. No, you oh yeah, you put synthetic.

SPEAKER_01 14:36

Yeah, half in the rolls.

SPEAKER_00 14:37

There you go. There you go.

SPEAKER_01 14:40

Yeah, but Bo Jangles, dude. I went there and I was like, I'm gonna try this place. It's it looks so stupid. Is it chicken only? No. Well, I have the uh it was like they have the breakfast sandwiches, like bacon, egg, and cheese. I'm like, I'm gonna get a bacon, egg, and cheese, see if it's any better. That biscuit, dude, it was amazing. It was like it was like fluffy and crispy. They say those biscuits are dude, it was so good.

SPEAKER_00 15:02

Damn.

SPEAKER_01 15:02

It was fucking good. I if I'm if I ever go back to San Antonio again, which I don't know how if I how how I will be able to without a car, but I am gonna stop again.

SPEAKER_00 15:09

Where where was the bow jangles?

SPEAKER_01 15:11

It was over off of uh 35 in like uh south of southwest military. Okay, yeah, because I w I want to quit my job and get my stuff and I went that way. Gee, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 15:23

How about those spurs?

SPEAKER_01 15:24

How about those spurs?

SPEAKER_00 15:26

I don't think we talked about it. We did, but I just want to remind everybody. Second place is pretty good. It's great, it's like almost the best. It's almost the best.

SPEAKER_01 15:35

Wimby, I hate saying it. Just stay by the basket. Just stay there, just stay there.

SPEAKER_00 15:40

Stay home, stay home. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:43

He's taller than any everyone in the in the sport. Yeah. My dumbass is his fault. Go back to France.

SPEAKER_00 15:50

Man, the only thing that I really ever liked about having little kids, like small children, uh-huh. And I was gone most of the time, so I I did like that. But when I come home, when I did come home, they eat at 5 30. They eat early. That's nice. It's done. You eat, you're done. Well, what when would you usually eat at nine? I feel like sometimes, like now, like kids have practice or they have something, and like there's times we're like, we're not eating until like almost eight o'clock. I'm like, God damn. What do you tell them to eat to eat at school? I want to be done with all of you by now. Yeah. Well, that ain't happening in a while. I talked to my son the other night, he was staying with my mom. I talked to him, it was like 5 40. I said, uh, what are you gonna, what are y'all doing for dinner? He goes, we just had pot roast. I go, it's 5 40. He goes, old people eat early. All right. But then I was thinking about that. I was like, damn, I guess when I'm old again, I can eat dinner.

SPEAKER_01 16:48

My mom and dad, they eat early. They're like, dinner's ready, it's like 5 15. I'm like, all right, let's do it. Let's do it. It's pot roast.

SPEAKER_00 16:58

How where were you did you get a dip cone in Crystal City this week or what?

SPEAKER_01 17:02

I got a dip cone in Sabinell yesterday. How was it? It was fucking good. I got the medium. I had to I had to sold my truck. I had to get a medium.

SPEAKER_00 17:12

You're celebrating. Celebrating, but man, you're gonna squander this truck money, aren't you?

SPEAKER_01 17:15

No. Oh, maybe on the scalp. I'm gonna go straight to the body shop, then straight to the to get my AC installed, then straight to the dude who does all the interior. Oh, that'll all be gone. But it'll be nice. It'll be real nice. And I'm gonna order a bunch of shit for it. Then you're gonna drive it forever, right? I'm gonna drive forever. It's gonna be my it's gonna be my main whip. I like that.

SPEAKER_00 17:40

You do? Yeah. Yeah, me too. You gotta get that four-wheel drive to work though.

SPEAKER_01 17:44

I yeah, I gotta be, I'm gonna buy a badass transfer. But you can do that later.

SPEAKER_00 17:47

You can do that later.

SPEAKER_01 17:49

I don't need to do it now. When I sell it, I'm gonna do it. Yeah. I'm gonna take a San Antonio though. I can't trust these motherfuckers here. I like Evaldi, but the guy it's it's a slowed-down kind of deal here. What do you mean? People take their time in Evaldi.

SPEAKER_00 18:06

My grandfather had a term for that. Really? Yeah. What was it? And I don't think he invented it. I think he heard it. Do I have to bleep those? No, no. No, okay. It's called Casa Mignana.

SPEAKER_01 18:16

House tomorrow? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 18:18

Why? I don't know what that's just what he calls. Like when no one's in a hurry and it's like it's like Casa Mignana, like everybody's like, oh, we'll get to it tomorrow. Oh yeah. Is that what it is? Is that all small towns?

SPEAKER_01 18:28

Uh maybe. I don't I don't know. I don't know. When I go all I know is when I go to San Antonio to get something done, they f they're like, we'll do it, we'll do it cheaper, we'll do it, get it done tomorrow. We'll get it done today.

SPEAKER_00 18:38

I feel like that's Houston in a nutshell.

SPEAKER_01 18:40

It's any big city in a nutshell.

SPEAKER_00 18:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:43

I don't know. We'll see. I'm taking it to the body shop tomorrow.

SPEAKER_00 18:47

So what are they called dip cones in Crystal City?

SPEAKER_01 18:50

Oh, oh no, no. This is uh this is at the L Dairy Cream in Crystal. Oh back in the 90s.

SPEAKER_00 18:55

The dairy cream, is it closed now? Uh I'm sure it does.

SPEAKER_01 18:58

I've heard this before, but uh a dip cone was a yeah. The dip cone is called a queer. A queer. I've heard this before. My mom's like, remember you used to go there and be like, can we get a couple can we get these queers? And you y'all would just laugh and laugh. Oh my gosh, that's funny. That's back in the day. You can call someone gay and like, oh, he's just happy. He's gay. Back in the good old days. What else days?

SPEAKER_00 19:17

Good old days. Uh I saw something the other day that said that we the MREs meals ready to eat, the ones that they give like soldiers and stuff. Yeah, and I'm armed forces, yeah. They uh they said if they're good enough for our soul for our soldiers, why don't we give them to the homeless?

SPEAKER_01 19:36

That's a great idea.

SPEAKER_00 19:37

And not only even the homeless, but what like if you're on welfare, yeah, they just send you like, okay, you got four people in your family. Here's your 32 meals per person. Like a pallet shows up. He's like, now there's no fraud, there's no waste. And like, let me tell you what, you'll get tired of eating these sandwiches. You'll get you a J-O-B.

SPEAKER_01 19:58

I knew so many military ate those, they said they're constipated for like the whole time they're overseas. That's what they say.

SPEAKER_00 20:02

You have to like eat, they like a little napkin pill you gotta eat so you can there's like no fiber, it's all fucking preservatives.

SPEAKER_01 20:10

Fuck, you need that fiber. But why can't we do that? I don't know, because uh people here are bitches, they complain about everything.

SPEAKER_00 20:16

Man, could you imagine like if the shark could they're just like dipping MREs in Kool-Aid? Kool-Aid is like an MRE. Have you tried the pineapple Kool-Aid yet? No. Did we do that? I thought your mom was gonna make you some.

SPEAKER_01 20:38

Uh she would never do that. She

Quitting A Job And Carvana Sale

SPEAKER_01 20:40

wouldn't. No. I could do it, but I just don't feel like it. I'll just go buy a candy bar. What is this Jasmine Crockett, Charlie? Remember we were talking about that? What was that?

SPEAKER_00 20:50

So we were talking the other day. We went to lunch. We went to lunch with Alex. Shut out, Alex. And we were talking about uh Taler Rico. Your best bud. Not quite. And you and I think he doesn't like he ain't gonna hold a candle. I I don't think he's gonna get as close as Beto.

SPEAKER_01 21:09

No, Beto is way better than he was. I'll say Beto. I I thought he would get elected. I was like, he's he might make it.

SPEAKER_00 21:14

He might make it. He doesn't even get close. I don't think this Tellerico is gonna get close.

SPEAKER_01 21:18

He shares a bank account with his mother.

SPEAKER_00 21:20

Talarico?

SPEAKER_01 21:21

He didn't see that? Uh-uh. He shares a checking account with her. Interesting. He didn't know that? No. Yeah, it was on the news. Why? Because he's a mama's boy like me.

SPEAKER_00 21:32

Uh and Taller Rico beat Jasmine Crockett, who was the that was a candidate in the primary. She's a black candidate, and then the party sold her down the river.

SPEAKER_01 21:42

They sure did. I thought they fucked, they did her wrong on that deal.

SPEAKER_00 21:46

And I know Taller Rico can't win. And Jasmine Crockett, they they pulled the rug out from under her. It's like Al Green running for Senator. They should have run Charlie Crockett.

unknown 21:56

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 21:56

He would have won, dude. He would have won. No, but these people don't want to. Run. They know better. They know better. It's like when we asked uh Victoria to run for uh representative, she's like, No. Yeah, there's just too much that goes into that.

SPEAKER_00 22:09

Too much. Would you want to do that? Um be honest. Like, if I got to the point where like there was somebody to take my place and do a good job, like it like with the company like doing, like helping to run it, like, and they're like, I need something to do. Yeah. I was like, all right. Really? But I wouldn't be like, I'm gonna go do this and change the like is like there's always somebody like sleazyer that that wants it more. Oh yeah. And and I just like I know my personality, I would be like, well, you can have it, you goofy dumb son of a bitch.

SPEAKER_01 22:53

Yeah, you're like, just take it. You don't even know what you're getting into.

SPEAKER_00 22:57

Uh but I but Charlie Crockett could have beat Jasmine Crockett and tell her.

SPEAKER_01 23:02

People love I and I really don't like Charlie Crockett. He's from the valley. He says he is.

SPEAKER_00 23:07

I don't know if I believe it either.

SPEAKER_01 23:09

He's like he's from San Benito, and he's but he's black. Yeah. Which is fine, but I mean within a second.

SPEAKER_00 23:15

I saw him one night in Marfa at like one o'clock in the morning, and I thought it was Hank Williams' ghosts, and he was like too cool to even it was like a mirage, it was crazy. He might be the coolest guy I've ever been in.

SPEAKER_01 23:26

He's a cool fucking guy.

SPEAKER_00 23:27

He might be the coolest guy I've ever been in the room with. Yeah, he's cool. He's that cool. He's like Beto. If Beto was cool, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 23:33

Yeah.

unknown 23:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 23:34

If skateboards were still cool.

SPEAKER_01 23:35

Was he a skateboarder?

SPEAKER_00 23:37

I think so.

SPEAKER_01 23:37

What the oh um, yeah, yeah, but there's a video of him in the 90s and he's like singing all these like 90s pop tunes on the train. He's a he's a phony dude.

SPEAKER_00 23:47

So I want to do a commercial for the Senate race. I was gonna do a Ken Paxton commercial, and it's gonna have like Taler Rico being like creepy, which he can just be himself. And then it'll say, and then like it'll have like Ken Paxton like zooming in behind him, like getting bigger and bigger, and it'll say, vote Kim Pax, vote for Ken. No, it's gonna have a guy with his whole family there, and they're staring at this creepy Talo Rico, and then like in rushes, Ken Paxton knocks him out of the way, and it's like the whole family's looking at him, and it'll say, vote for Ken Paxton. He'll only sleep with your wife, and the kids will go, We're safe. What do you think? I think it's a great idea.

SPEAKER_01 24:35

Yeah, I don't think it'll ever happen. I'm thinking about doing it though. Uh I like Ken Ken Paxton because his eye is all messed up, and I have like my my uh Bell's policy, so I can like I can empathize with that.

SPEAKER_00 24:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 24:48

I think he got he got shot in the eye with a BB gun like Craig Kern did or something.

SPEAKER_00 24:52

Really? Is that what happened to him? Yeah, I didn't know that. Alex's megaphone. I thought he was uh peeping tom at a glory hole. Oh my god, imagine that's what I think that might that checks too.

SPEAKER_01 25:07

That's a Calorico. Oh, Ken Paxton, uh peeping Tom at a glory hole. God, he he might win up to that.

SPEAKER_00 25:19

One of these guys fishes at a glory hole, the other one peaks.

SPEAKER_01 25:22

Oh my god. Have you ever heard Ken Paxton like an interview? Uh I've met him a couple times. I heard him in an interview. I'm like, this dude's pretty fucking serious. He's serious. He's like not even joking around. He's just like, I'm gonna fuck, I'll fuck everything up.

SPEAKER_00 25:36

Uh the wife that he kind of bailed on was the more impressive to me. I always really oh, you met her? Yeah, uh I always thought highly of her. Was she huh? Yeah, she's she's attractive too. Smoke show, smoke show. But well put together. He cheated on her, huh? He did. Scumbag.

unknown 25:54

He did.

SPEAKER_01 25:55

Well, it happens.

SPEAKER_00 25:56

So that's uh why George uh Strait wrote that the cowboy rides away when Kim Paxon was cheating on his wife. It was for Ken Paxton.

SPEAKER_01 26:03

Yeah. Wait, what do you mean? I don't I can't remember the song. Yeah. That's when the cowboy rides away, something like that. Kind of a why?

SPEAKER_00 26:12

Just because he was off his mistress.

SPEAKER_01 26:15

Ken Paxson doesn't strike me as a cowboy, he's more of like a superintendent of a school. He he kind of looks like the principal from The Simpsons. Yeah. Yeah. Hello, children.

unknown 26:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 26:29

Uh, what about this wives and thongs online? I haven't seen that. I didn't know. Are we talking about people we know?

SPEAKER_00 26:36

Well, what I'm talking about is um I've noticed a couple of things all of a sudden that now that it's summertime. And this is not a I'm I'm gonna use words that I think are accurate, and they're not trying to, I'm not trying to gaslight anyone. Yeah. I am a middle-aged man. Yes. There are a lot of women in my peer group, which would be middle-aged women. Sure. And all of a sudden, it seems that there's an abundance of them in in swimwear that is not like risque. Not no, I wouldn't uh occasionally risky, but it's not like the Baywatch One Piece. Uh it's bikini. Yeah, it's more than that. And uh and then shout out them all for them. They're like they're on social media rocking rocking the goods or whatever. Are they showing their novels? Sometimes really a lot, yeah. I want to see this, and uh, and it's innocent, but then they're also like selling stuff. Like what? I mean the link, they're like, I know someone just like the the sunglasses, yeah. This shirt cute. You got my own logo. Yeah, yeah. How do I get one of these thoughts to sell some trucks for old G Motors? Just ask them.

SPEAKER_01 27:59

Come on, thoughts. Uh yeah, there was uh there's just one I know, and I'm like, nice tits, I guess. They're on they're all over Instagram. Here's a picture of me and my husband. Here are my tits, here's my daughter. Wait, what go back to that one? What are you? What is this? We we had a great time on vacation.

SPEAKER_00 28:17

Yeah, I'm like, I think see, I can see your areola. It's just like it really it is. I'm like, what do you do you agree with do you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, there was one, and she was like, Click the link for this hat. Woohoo!

SPEAKER_01 28:31

Here's my there's this one where it's like these women I I know, and they get together and they dress like whores, but they're just all together like in someone's house. And they get drunk and post pictures and then they take them down later. Really? Yes.

SPEAKER_00 28:46

I don't know. Let me tell you thoughts out there. I'm gonna get some coyote merch. Maybe I'll get like a coyote bikini, and then y'all can link me on YouTube social. Yeah. Uh but is that okay? Like I'll do down in the crutch, like a howling coyote.

SPEAKER_01 28:59

Oh, they meant like a well. Well, like their mothers are like like my mom can see, but uh, sometimes I'll see that, and then like their mother will like the picture. Yeah. I guess it's okay, I guess. Yeah. This is the world we live in.

SPEAKER_00 29:13

There is a funny uh meme Instagram video. You were you were in the message the other day, and it had like a girl, and they were in this beautiful like vacation, one of those houses on stilts out in the water, you know, and you can see, and she's like snorkeling, and her mom's laying in a hammock. And they're like, she took her mom on vacation. She's like, Mom, you know how many pictures of my butthole I had to sell online to bring you here? And her mom started screaming at her.

SPEAKER_01 29:37

Oh god, it's true though. But it really made me laugh. I think it's even gonna get worse with now growing with as time goes on, you're gonna see more and more women on these. Well, what about this? Hold on. What about this? What about um hold on, give me one, give me a second? Um okay, you know how sometimes you get like Instagram requests and you click on it and it's from some whore.

SPEAKER_00 30:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:02

You know, like your parents are on Instagram too, your grandparents, whatever. Do they get those too? And what do they say or think when they get that?

SPEAKER_00 30:09

Well,

Summer Posting And Oversharing Online

SPEAKER_00 30:10

your grandparents, especially your grandpa, you probably clicks yes.

SPEAKER_01 30:13

I know a guy, we knew a guy like this.

SPEAKER_00 30:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 30:16

Yeah. Uh do women get like man whore deuce bigelos, like clicking to follow them all the time, or is it let's ask your mom.

SPEAKER_01 30:27

She might know. But you know what I'm talking about? Like, you get these links, like yeah, click my OnlyFans, and it's like some six-year-old dudes like, who the fuck is this?

SPEAKER_00 30:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:35

I don't know, that's weird. It is weird.

SPEAKER_00 30:38

What is what what do you think is more bizarre? Like the woman, the middle-aged woman that's showing the goods with a link to buy a hat so that she can save four dollars on gymnasium.

SPEAKER_01 30:52

You brought this up, it happens. I know something like this, or what?

SPEAKER_00 30:55

Or the parents that are posting the scores of their kids' star tests or toss tests online. I've seen a couple of those, a lot less than the click here to buy my umgees or whatever. But I've seen a few people like posting like their kids' test scores, yeah. Really? Like they're trying to shame them or what? No, they're like, I'm so proud of my kid because they did good on this test. And who cares? Exactly. Who fucking cares? Don't do that. That's where we're getting at, right? Don't do it. Yeah. I don't I don't want I don't know if I want to do good on the government aptitude test. Is it like an ASVAP or what?

SPEAKER_01 31:40

Oh, the store.

SPEAKER_00 31:41

Yeah. Yeah, that seems ridiculous if they're doing that.

SPEAKER_02 31:45

Uh uh.

SPEAKER_00 31:46

A lot of people are doing that? I don't know. I've only seen like three of them.

SPEAKER_01 31:49

That's a lot, but I thought it was weird. It's weird. Imagine your mom like posting your uh your um yeah, your report card. Yeah. My mom would never do that.

SPEAKER_00 31:58

I told uh we were actually talking about this at dinner the other night, and I told the kids I was like, I'm gonna post whichever one of y'all has the lowest score. I'm gonna put it out.

SPEAKER_01 32:09

We're looking at somebody pulling it.

SPEAKER_00 32:11

Somebody just did a creeper.

SPEAKER_01 32:13

Uh is that what you call it when coming somebody looks a creeper or you a tire kicker? Yeah, a tire kicker. Come on out, old G Motor. Right, check but you ever hear that people us Mexican people call black people yantas? No, I haven't. Because like they're black as a tire, because that's what a tire is? Isn't that terrible? Uh I've heard them say worse things.

SPEAKER_00 32:36

Me too, too. It's like maybe be the nicest thing. Some people are racist. Yeah. Especially Mexican people.

SPEAKER_01 32:42

I told my uh mom today, I'm like, well, maybe if if if if everyone was nicer to black people back in the day, they wouldn't be like so angry now. Are they angry? Yeah. Don't you see like all these people, were black people like rising up?

SPEAKER_00 32:56

I feel like I know as much about black people as I know about Ukraine. Only what the internet decides to show me.

SPEAKER_01 33:03

And I've met some one.

SPEAKER_00 33:04

And I know Charlie Crockett is cool.

SPEAKER_01 33:06

He's the coolest, he's the okay. Uh no, just without a doubt, he's the coolest guy in Texas.

SPEAKER_00 33:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 33:11

Uh yeah, I know we didn't know that many black people in New Valde, but the ones I did know, they're fine.

SPEAKER_00 33:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 33:17

Yeah, this racism stuff.

SPEAKER_00 33:19

I'm down with racism. I mean, like we ate uh.

SPEAKER_01 33:27

Um we went to lunch, me, you, and Alex.

SPEAKER_00 33:31

Yeah, and then remember she explained private equity to you? Yes. And what is the summary they just ruined everything?

SPEAKER_01 33:38

Pretty much. Your your wife is pretty much like she's not a communist. Is she? Is she? Is she? I don't think so. No. She's like me, she's like me. She just wants everyone to behave and be happy.

SPEAKER_00 33:51

Yeah. Yeah. She wants everyone to have their ration of grain and their fucking star on their hat.

SPEAKER_01 33:59

Yeah. Oh my god. How would she how would she uh like living in China?

SPEAKER_00 34:06

Um she might be alright. Yeah. She might be alright. She doesn't really like dogs, so she would be like, give me, let's eat another one.

SPEAKER_01 34:15

I told you not to say anything bad. No.

SPEAKER_00 34:18

Do they like dogs? They like eating dogs over there. Yeah. Apparently in El Salvador, they like to eat them too.

SPEAKER_01 34:24

I wonder if they're good. I don't know. I heard they wag their tails when like right before they're gonna kill them. Really? Isn't that sad? That is.

SPEAKER_00 34:39

I was filling up paperwork. And Walter was like, What are you doing here? He's like, What'd you get in an accident? Yeah. I was like, uh no, I'm doing uh it's been nine years. We figured out nine years since you worked. Yeah. DCAM and Walter thought you still worked there.

SPEAKER_01 34:53

He thought I was still there. He's like, I thought you were getting an accident. Are you serious, Walter? That made me laugh so hard.

SPEAKER_00 35:01

He's just like, that you're still what is that?

SPEAKER_01 35:04

He was like, they don't tell me nothing, they don't tell me anything, and they just walked off.

SPEAKER_00 35:09

It was a very sitcom-like moment. It was.

SPEAKER_01 35:19

He never got um like Trumpy try to hijack his plane, did they?

SPEAKER_00 35:23

No.

SPEAKER_01 35:24

Thank God. No, yeah, they didn't. There's more and more like um people saying 9-11 was a conspiracy. I've seen a lot of that lately. Like they found that dude's passport on the ground. What's up with that? There's a lot of weird stuff out there.

SPEAKER_00 35:40

I know. You can watch like a three-hour conspiracy theory documentary. Yeah, it just could never stop. No. I just don't think people can like coordinate that that well. And whether it did happen or whether it didn't happen, the one thing we know for sure is Israel is behind what? It happened. Should I be the internet's racist?

SPEAKER_01 36:03

But are they a race? I guess they are, right? I guess so. They're from the Middle East, but they're white. I don't get it. You to you show me a they're not white. You know who's white? You. Me? Yeah, dude. You got that hair and that aura. Shout out. Shout out. Shout out.

SPEAKER_00 36:23

Get sunscreen. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 36:25

I heard sunscreens are like the the thing that's the least stolen from stores. You seen that? I don't know what does that say.

SPEAKER_00 36:37

Have you seen all the videos of the Europeans and the Japanese people in America just living it up being fat at restaurants? But it's wholesome and it I think it's bringing us together as a as a nation.

SPEAKER_01 36:50

I don't I don't like it because I think they're trying too hard to make us do that. But I saw the guy who he went to back to England and he went to water. He I think he brought the spicy ketchup back to England with him. And his parents are like, we love this.

SPEAKER_00 37:04

I saw a guy review canes that came over from the UK. Really? And he said it's fresh, but it's absolute shit.

SPEAKER_01 37:11

Really? Fuck canes. I hate canes. Should I have that cane sauce? That sauce is good, but I think I hate them too. Dude, fuck canes. I hate canes. Wait, if you if he had to choose between canes and another restaurant or uh another chicken place, um golden chick, which one would you go to?

SPEAKER_00 37:29

Um I'd probably go to Golden Chick.

SPEAKER_01 37:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 37:31

If Golden Chick had cane sauce, it would be six times better than cane's.

SPEAKER_01 37:35

If Bush's had cane sauce, they'd be number one in the nation.

SPEAKER_00 37:37

Imagine Dippinite Gizzard and some cane sauce.

SPEAKER_01 37:40

Oh, shout out. Remember in high school, some girls like, I go to uh McDonald's, I go to Sonic for the burger, and then I go McDonald's for the fries.

SPEAKER_00 37:48

I do remember that.

SPEAKER_01 37:49

And I was like, that's way too much work.

SPEAKER_00 37:51

Yeah. I do remember that though.

SPEAKER_01 37:54

And you're a fucking hood rat. Your mom does this for you. What about people who do drug testing? Oh, dude, I went and got a drug test the other day, and I handed the cup of piss to the her in at the desk, and she's it's just like waftic in her face.

SPEAKER_00 38:12

It had no like a lid on it. Did she grab it without a glove?

SPEAKER_01 38:16

No, she had a glove, but I'm like, you can just smell my piss. That's okay with you. And I guess it was because it was right in front of her face.

SPEAKER_00 38:23

Everybody should eat asparagus before they do that, just for laughs, just for jokes.

SPEAKER_01 38:27

But shout out those people who do that because they're just like it's like they're so nonchalant about it. They're just like, it's just piss.

SPEAKER_00 38:33

It's just piss.

SPEAKER_01 38:34

For me, it's like, I don't know, I'm not, I would never smell your piss. That's what I'm that's the point of that. Did you pass? Yeah, I should have. I don't know. Are you worried? No. I'm not worried. I don't do drugs. Uh I have too much stuff going on. Yeah. Well, I don't have a stroke.

SPEAKER_00 38:54

That it would be against your it would be like counterproductive.

SPEAKER_01 39:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 39:01

It would ruin your appetite and then it would mess your other drugs up.

SPEAKER_01 39:04

What other drugs? Food?

SPEAKER_00 39:06

Carbohydrates, yeah. Sure.

SPEAKER_01 39:08

It really would. I have too much going on to do drugs. Um I heard you can just if you do cocaine once, you can just die. I have heard that too. I know people who do it all the time though. And they're fine. They're more, they're they're rich.

SPEAKER_00 39:27

Uh I'm not gonna get a cosmetology license, Ox, but I think I am gonna get another license. That is funny.

SPEAKER_01 39:34

I said, should McNeil get his cosmetology license since he's getting every other fucking license?

SPEAKER_00 39:40

I'm gonna carry him around like inspector gadget. I'm gonna have all my licenses. What licenses do you need now? I'm gonna get a financing license and then I'm gonna get my auctioneer license so I can talk fast. I'll do auctioneering on the podcast. Oh, yeah, you've been talking about that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 39:55

Yeah. You want to try right now?

SPEAKER_00 39:57

Uh no, I'm not ready. Oh, okay. I'm kind of bashful about it.

SPEAKER_01 40:00

You're bashful. Uh huh. What is it? Okay, what about those? What are Jeep owners? What does owning a Jeep say about you, bud? What kind of Jeep? A regular just Jeep off the like a four-door Jeep with the doors off. Like a Jeep Wrangler.

SPEAKER_00 40:13

And a bunch of ducks in the front, yeah. Yeah, Jeep Wrangler. I think it you know what I think that is? I

Fast Food Takes And Small Rituals

SPEAKER_00 40:20

think that's a grown-up skateboard.

SPEAKER_01 40:22

It pretty much is, dude. I knew a skater here who had one. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 40:29

Yeah. I I think uh I think the a Wrangler is an adult skateboard.

SPEAKER_01 40:35

Or like a young girl's car.

SPEAKER_00 40:37

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 40:38

But you have a Jeep what truck?

SPEAKER_00 40:40

Yeah, I have the Jeep Gladiator. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 40:41

But do you people leave ducks on your truck? I know they do.

SPEAKER_00 40:44

It's happened three or four times.

SPEAKER_01 40:46

What do you do with the?

SPEAKER_00 40:47

Put them on my dash.

SPEAKER_01 40:48

Do you really? Yeah. I guess you have to. Yeah. What else do you do with them? Throw them away.

SPEAKER_00 40:52

Fill up the landfill?

SPEAKER_01 40:54

Put them, put them in your bathtub.

SPEAKER_00 40:55

Oh yeah. What is it? I mean, I don't I don't know the duck story. Like, it's such a weird thing. It's weird that people are just buying a bag of ducks and putting them in their Jeep to put on other Jeeps. Do you think the Jews are buying that too?

SPEAKER_01 41:10

Uh I don't know about that. Where do they buy them on Amazon? I guess. I guess. Just they that's like a little playful, like being cute kind of thing. Right. I have way too I've I'm I I'm like I have way too much other things to do.

SPEAKER_00 41:24

It's like, hey, Tellerico, keep your bag of ducks to yourself.

SPEAKER_01 41:27

Dude, he's he's someone who would buy a bag of ducks.

SPEAKER_00 41:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 41:30

And a bag of bag of dicks. Why would you buy that? Oh. Oh, dude. And before I sold my truck, I went to the car wash here. Check car wash, what's it called? The blue wave. Uh I'm like, can I just use one of these vacuums and get a car wash? That guy's like, you don't have to get a car wash, just use the vacuum. It's free. He's like, don't even get a car wash. How about that? You just use vacuum and get out of here. And he was joking around. I was like, I'll get a car wash and say, okay, great. Wow. And uh I went to get a car wash, and they're like, nothing in the bed. You can't get anything. And I asked that dude, I'm like, I have some stuff. He jumped in, took all the stuff in the trash, and then he's like, You can go. Wow. Dude, he was like, they were on it there. Wow. Was there dirt left on this car? Yes. But I hadn't washed it in like four years.

SPEAKER_00 42:20

I believe that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 42:21

So you vacuumed all that dog hair and all the dog hair, all the fucking bullshit. Damn. But that guy jumped in there, took all my shells out, and whatever.

SPEAKER_00 42:32

Because it was ugly inside your car.

SPEAKER_01 42:34

It was dirty. It's ugly. It was ugly. It didn't stink though. It had a smell though. I used to eat food and just throw the the smell worse. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 42:45

You just eat flu food and throw the wrappers in the floorboard. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 42:48

Or I'll drink like a matcha tea and throw it in the floorboard.

SPEAKER_00 42:53

When's the last time you ate Taco Bill?

SPEAKER_01 42:55

Uh probably a mu maybe like three weeks ago.

SPEAKER_00 43:02

I really like the fire sauce. I'm missing it.

SPEAKER_01 43:04

Dude, I always get the fire sauce. It's so good. And I just grab a whole handful and I just use them all.

SPEAKER_00 43:09

Sometimes they try to ration that shit. You know you can buy it at H E B. You can get a bottle of fire sauce. I love that. It's pretty good.

SPEAKER_01 43:16

My mom makes salsa though. Yeah. Fresh. Thank you, mother. Yeah, I went uh, I was like, I'm not really I don't want I can't eat that much tonight. I'm I'm okay. And then I was like driving around, I'm like, there's a Taco Bell right there in Redabin. Went in there, I was there for like two seconds, and they gave me all my food and they got all the fire sauce. It's fast.

SPEAKER_00 43:34

It was good too. I like that. I missed the Mex Mel. That was my go-to, the big beef Mexamel.

SPEAKER_01 43:40

I always like the gorditas and the little crunchy tacos. I like that little double decker supreme. Ooh. Yeah. Remember they had that Dorito shell.

SPEAKER_00 43:50

Oh, yeah. That was dirty. That was dirty.

SPEAKER_01 43:53

I never got that. Did you? Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 43:56

Give me a cool ranch and a nacho cheese, mister.

SPEAKER_01 43:59

And the people working. In the back, you're like pieces of shit, but they're always like so polite. I would say that there's always nice people with Taco Bell, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 44:08

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 44:10

Do they who's nicer to people at Taco Bell, people at Bill Miller?

SPEAKER_00 44:15

The people at Bill Miller are so busy, yeah, that they don't have time to be nice.

SPEAKER_01 44:19

They're busy and they're like they're kind of they're just polite, and they're like, Oh, I gotta get I'll guess. I guess stuff to do. Yeah, what do you want? Okay, but more polite than that. Yeah. I under I can understand them. Yeah. Oh god. We're just why don't you slow down, bud? We're just fucking cruising all through all these things. What's going on in your life? Uh kind of hungry. You getting angry? I'm getting angry. Oh god, I can't.

SPEAKER_00 44:46

Angry!

SPEAKER_01 44:47

What are you gonna get a water burger?

SPEAKER_00 44:50

I'm gonna get a cheeseburger. Just a single? No. I'm gonna get the I probably gotta get the junior double. That's what I like. What's that junior double? Is that small fry or what? It's like a smaller meal but with double meat. It's like the smaller burger, smaller. Fucking pussy. Uh would you get the do you get the spicy ketchup? I get one each, but I usually just only use one ketchup.

SPEAKER_01 45:15

Oh, what my deal is I get the spicy ketchup and I put it a two on my burger, and then I use two for my fries.

SPEAKER_00 45:21

I think Whataburger gets a lot of wasted ketchup.

SPEAKER_01 45:24

I think every restaurant does.

SPEAKER_00 45:27

But I I hate those restaurants where they have it on like a keg dispenser. You squish it down.

SPEAKER_01 45:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 45:33

It's always out when I get my turn. Really? Yeah, it pisses me off. Or there's some like little gremlin fucking foil-mouthed kid in front of me that squirts it everywhere, you know.

SPEAKER_01 45:45

It's like all over the counter. Yeah. It's like like smeared everywhere. Yeah. I've seen that.

SPEAKER_00 45:50

I saw a picture of a kid in a dentist chair the other day. It was like Brave is four years old, and I was like, I hope he has all the metal teeth. I miss that. I used to see that all the time. I don't see it as much anymore.

SPEAKER_01 46:01

You should get that for your son. I should. I should get it for me. Just put a big old magnet in front of it.

SPEAKER_02 46:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 46:09

Um, oh, dude, this is the thing I heard the other day. People are, and I've seen it. The people who are posting these prom pictures of their kids, and it looks like they're getting married. I saw one the other day, it was like the guy and the girl, and they're like behind the bouquet and they're like pretending to kiss.

SPEAKER_00 46:26

What the fuck is that? It's a prom.

SPEAKER_01 46:32

This is not my idea. But black people do the prom like they overdo it because they're not getting married anymore, and that's like a substitute for marriage. What do you think about that?

SPEAKER_00 46:44

I mean, I think that's something on the internet, but I'm but doesn't it kind of make sense? Yeah. I think it could be for a lot of a lot of people because they just like people aren't doing a lot of things that are traditional. The world's changing.

AI Fixes Work That People Botch

SPEAKER_00 47:00

I had I asked two people in my office the other day to do something for me. And they did it wrong. Nice. First, they did something and like handed me a piece of paper. I was like, I don't don't give me information on a piece of paper. But now, you know, I I took the the piece of paper and I scanned it. I put it, they had good handwriting, I put it into AI, AI put it into a spreadsheet. Oh, dude. It was crazy. AI's the best. Right from a I was like, okay, so I've overcome this, then I put it into a spreadsheet and I sent it back to them. I said, do do this, this, and this. And they like did it wrong and sent it back to me. But like they did it, but they did it wrong and sent it back to me. And I was about to get up and go in and explain what I wanted to do, and I was like, you know what? I could explain this to the machine without it asking me a question, and it's gonna do it better. And I did it, and I realized I was like, I think I don't need these two people.

SPEAKER_01 48:08

The exact same thing happened to me yesterday. Really? And it was a thing with my new job. But are you done talking? Yeah. They were like, uh, we need to have you authorize this thing on this website. We're not gonna tell you what the website is. Um, it's in this vague kind of thing. Uh, we need you to log in. I didn't know what the fuck they're talking about. I get on Chat GPT, I'm like, this person gave me this vague uh text message to log into this vague way. I don't even know what they're talking about. It told me the exact website, what to do, how to do it. It was done in three minutes, and the and the person on the other one's thank you, exactly what I wanted.

SPEAKER_00 48:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 48:45

I was like, how the fuck did that? I told my dad, I'm like, this is what happened. He's like, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_00 48:49

It's it is insane. And I and I'm not saying like I'm not saying, oh, we need to replace these people, but it's just like, oh, what I need to do is is ask the machine for what to make what exactly what I'm looking for, and then give it to them and say, This is what I'm expect you to to keep up or to to make. Uh and it is really crazy that there are a lot of people, and I'm I'm barely grasped, like you could take everything I know about computers and AI, and you could shove it up a gnat's ass, and there'd still be room for a bowling ball. And there's a lot of people that are older than me that they're they they can't even talk to the machine.

SPEAKER_01 49:36

Yeah, I was my dad I'm like, Yeah, Chat GP's like, no, you don't need it.

SPEAKER_00 49:41

Yeah, and he looked at you like you're a moron. Yeah, and I'm like, no idiot.

SPEAKER_01 49:45

Yeah, that is him. But like I did all that because I was avoiding to talking to this person, not because I didn't want to, it's because I didn't want to look stupid or like get or I knew they were busy, so I didn't want to interrupt them. Yeah, so I just asked Chat GTP and they laid it all out and I sent it to whoever, and they're like, Thank you, thank you. That's great. And I was like, Well, that made my life a lot easier. Yeah, it was awesome.

SPEAKER_00 50:08

Sometimes I feel like like I could just sit in the office and start taking Adderall and just hang out with like two AI screens and like get like you would probably have a great night.

SPEAKER_01 50:17

Half the shit done. People sit there, I've known people who say that they know people who just talk to that thing all night.

SPEAKER_00 50:24

Dude, I had lunch with this guy uh who's CEO of a company in San Antonio, and he said that in the afternoon from like 1:30 to 4:30 or something, he said, I close my door, and everybody in my office thinks that's when I'm scheduling my calls because I just have it blocked out on my calendar for calls.

SPEAKER_01 50:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 50:46

He was like, but what I'm really doing is I have my earbuds in and I'm and I'm talking to ChatGPT getting all my stuff done. Or to AI, and I was like, Will you talk to it? He was like, Yeah. He's like, I don't type it all. I tell it, I talk to it. I was like, shit, I don't do it. You don't talk to it? I don't do it. I tried it, it's weird. I've only said hey Siri like once in my life. I say it all the time. Yeah, good. Hey Siri. My my machine don't even talk back. It didn't even give a bubble.

SPEAKER_01 51:17

Um you don't talk Hey query. Oh, hey. I would talk to Chat GBT for about five minutes one time. Oh it was weird. I I shut it off.

SPEAKER_00 51:30

What's it? Did you ever watch that movie where the guy's dating the AI or whatever?

SPEAKER_01 51:33

Yeah, um him? No, her. Yeah. Uh it was okay. Shino Joaquin uh Phoenix. Is he still alive or did he die? Now's his brother.

unknown 51:43

He died.

SPEAKER_01 51:44

Yeah, Shannon River. What do you die like some fucking George Floyd deal? I think so. These drugs, dude, they'll get you.

SPEAKER_00 51:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 51:53

Fentanyl. Fent fentan. I saw an Indian guy smoking fentanyl in a bus in LA. Unfazed. And that guy was like, quit.

SPEAKER_00 52:02

And he was like, fuck you. Wash it down with a glass of Nile River water. Oof. Ganges, maybe.

SPEAKER_01 52:10

We need to go to India and invade their fucking country. How about that? Ooh. Give them a taste of the old South Texas. Uh the only good thing about kids. You rewrote that twice?

SPEAKER_00 52:25

Yeah, I don't know. The machine did it. But I want to tell you, I've come up with another idea for a movie.

SPEAKER_01 52:31

Yeah, I was reading this the other night. Was it last night? It was funny.

SPEAKER_00 52:34

But Burt Reynolds is not in this one. It's not a Burt Reynolds remake, but it is a remake.

A Dark Parent Trap Movie Pitch

SPEAKER_00 52:40

Was he in the parent trap?

SPEAKER_01 52:40

But it has a new spin.

SPEAKER_00 52:42

Do what?

SPEAKER_01 52:42

He wasn't in the parent trap. That was Randy Quaid.

SPEAKER_00 52:45

I don't know. Oh. Who isn't it? But you're you're familiar with the Parent Trap movies.

SPEAKER_01 52:50

I just named the fucking actor. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 52:52

Yeah. They've made a couple of them. Okay. I want a new version of The Parent Trap. But the two parents are like widowed parents. And uh they have like they basically got like one, they got like a blended family, but they're the only parent. Like, so they have like some stepkids and like maybe one of their regular kids or whatever. And they're and they just realize like these kids are really holding them back. And so that's living their brother. So the single these two single parents like meet at like a vacation resort and they're just complaining about how like these kids are just weighing them down and stuff. Yeah. And the parents decide that they're going to eliminate the children. Okay. And then they start taking them on wild adventures, like swimming with sharks, but it's like incredibly like there's the shark cage isn't there. They're just free swimming. Uh, and then it's like uh take home Easter egg hunting in a Vietnamese minefield. Uh huh.

SPEAKER_01 53:52

Go bungee jumping in South America.

SPEAKER_00 53:54

Yeah, but you go bungee jumping with one of those tribes where they just tie up reeds or whatever, and the parents get like big insurance policies on the kids, but then they like they're having a great time and it's adventure, and like at the end, like the parents don't really hate them and they're just like, All right, go to boarding school, we'll see y'all at Christmas.

SPEAKER_01 54:12

We could ask Chat GPT to make that. Yeah. We should do that. Make a trailer. We could. How do you make a trailer? I've seen people do it. I don't know how to do it. I'm gonna find out.

unknown 54:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 54:21

Oh, you have the bungee jump. I I just thought of that. That's funny. Oh well, I spent where's wood. Have you heard of Wood Black 22? And is that named after the founder of Uvaldi?

SPEAKER_00 54:30

Where is it now? It used to be over here at the Is it not there anymore?

SPEAKER_01 54:34

I think they moved it because it's over by the post office, I think.

SPEAKER_00 54:37

Uh, I heard that too.

SPEAKER_01 54:38

Yeah, I think I looked it up on Google Maps.

SPEAKER_00 54:40

Somebody told me for that bar at so there used to be two hotel bars. So like Wood Black for a little bit was in the old N Uvalde or Hotel 6 now, whatever the hell it is. And then Lunkers used to be in what's now the Hotel Isabella or whatever that is. And both of them used to have a bar in them. And as to my knowledge, neither one of them has anything in them. No bar, no restaurant.

SPEAKER_01 55:06

I thought you need a bar and hotel to go get fucking drunk and be hung over the next day.

SPEAKER_00 55:09

I agree. Yeah. Apparently, it was told to me that the the bar restaurant space or the rest bar space in both of those that they're asking for rent, like over $5,000 a month, more I want to say like six or seven thousand dollars a month. You would think like you might just like tell someone like I'm gonna give you six months for free, and then you're like stop because they've been empty for a long ass time. You're getting zero.

SPEAKER_01 55:36

Dude, you get like uh you get at least five thousand a night, like on a good Thursday, on Thirsty Thursday every Thirsty Thursday at Lunkers. Everyone's buying sh pictures of fucking lemon drops. And just smoking cigs like it's the last day on earth. Yeah. Yeah, dude. We should go back to that. Well, you should that's your next venture. Open a bar. Open a bar. Yeah. Yeah. What would be the name of it? The crusty fucking wagon or something. What uh we really just went through the whole fucking list.

SPEAKER_00 56:13

It's just all podcasts. It's just let's give them a little treat on a Thursday.

SPEAKER_01 56:18

I want to do one. I want to uh what's on your mind, bud? What's on that? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 56:24

Oh there ain't really nothing on my mind, bud.

SPEAKER_01 56:28

I just uh about your car business that you're just starting. This is awesome.

SPEAKER_00 56:32

It's awesome. I'm excited about it. I think I'm about to sell some cars. People are getting up. We're gonna have a we really are having a grand opening. It's gonna be catered

Car Lot Plans, Sponsors, And Wrap-Up

SPEAKER_00 56:40

by Krabe Hot Dogs. Shout out Crave.

SPEAKER_01 56:43

I saw that. I'm like, that's the best idea he's ever had. Yeah. Shout out Crave. Shout out Crave.

SPEAKER_00 56:48

DJ Wolverine. DJ Wolverine. Wow.

SPEAKER_01 56:55

That might be a honey badger.

SPEAKER_00 56:57

This is our episode number 38. I saw the other day that there's another Evelyn podcast that has more episodes than us.

SPEAKER_01 57:05

Oh yeah, and that really like ticked you off.

SPEAKER_00 57:06

Yeah, we might have to be picking up a few more Thursdays, put these old in-laws and outlaws and memos and check. Uh their podcast. Ain't that right, Ox?

SPEAKER_01 57:19

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. They do a it's strictly sports. I'm not a sports guy. I like sports, but are you are you're not a sports guy either? No, I'm not. It's just uh it's kind of tedious. Not not the way they do it, it's just I think sports is kind of tedious.

SPEAKER_00 57:34

It's just hard to care that much about anything.

SPEAKER_01 57:36

I don't care about shit.

SPEAKER_00 57:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 57:39

So it's kind of hard. Shadow In Laws and Out of Bounds. Good name, though.

SPEAKER_00 57:43

Yeah, congrats on your episode 52.

SPEAKER_01 57:46

Is that like for a year or something? I don't know how long, but congrats to him. I tell Baxter, I'm like, I just the only thing I don't like about him is that guy likes has a spit cup and he's a dipostodone.

SPEAKER_00 57:55

I do kind of want to be on TV though. Like on the Are you serious? Maybe, yeah. You mean it called Gabe? Yeah. You want to be on TV. Oh, it's just I just don't understand why we can't just like it. I like it.

SPEAKER_01 58:08

I like this because it's simple. People just listen to it. Yeah. I don't be like Netflix. People have to watch everything all the time.

SPEAKER_00 58:13

Somebody told me that we could never go uh viral.

SPEAKER_01 58:17

Why not? Because we don't have clips. That's true. Yeah. Well, what do you want to go viral for?

SPEAKER_00 58:22

I don't know. So maybe maybe I'll sell a car to one of these thoughts.

SPEAKER_01 58:26

We could how about this? We're gonna have uh if you if you think we should have a video podcast, send us a picture of your wife under bikini.

SPEAKER_00 58:34

Yeah, if you're some rodeo mama slinging shit, come up here and buy El Camino so you look cool on your page.

SPEAKER_01 58:41

Imagine like someone doing high school, like just stretch down your El Camino like with Yvaldi gear.

SPEAKER_00 58:46

There you go.

SPEAKER_01 58:49

Um, shout out our sponsors, Ziggy's uh Taxidermy, um Victoria During uh Congress 2028. Imagine, dude. She would have won.

SPEAKER_00 59:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 59:03

Um Renee and Dakota, the two hardest working people of Uvaldi. I'll say it every fucking time because it's true.

SPEAKER_00 59:08

Are you really going to Ruby's after you?

SPEAKER_01 59:10

You want to go?

SPEAKER_00 59:10

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's do it.

SPEAKER_01 59:12

I'll go by there. I'm gonna get so drunk. Let's get the hell out of here. How long do we do? If we go for another 40 seconds, it'll be an hour. Piss on them. No, we gotta do 40 seconds. Piss on them. What's the what's the one thing you have to you want to accomplish in your life? I don't know. You can't think of one thing? I want to make friends with AI. It's already your friend. Woo-hoo! You just don't know it yet. Yes. Uh shut up, Manny, Garge's auto detail. Oh, shout out Johnny Bones. You want me to shout him out today? Johnny Bones, how about you can't?

SPEAKER_00 59:47

You recovering from that old knee surgery, bud? Take care out there.

SPEAKER_01 59:51

Did he have knee surgery? He did. He didn't tell me that.

SPEAKER_00 59:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 59:53

Oh, you told me, oh, but he told me he was uh jogging and he fucked he fucked his leg up. I don't believe that. Oh, he's like chasing a rabbit or what? Yeah, maybe the ice cream truck. Dude, he was in a marathon. He did a half marathon. Have you ever done that? Yeah. Oh, I would never. All right. Well, I guess you got anything else? All right, shout out. Shout out. We'll see if we miss a sponsor. We'll say it next time.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:18

Say that something.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:19

Yeah.