Sunday Scaries

Sunday afternoons are for telling the truth, even when the truth is “Ruby’s was fun and now I feel like garbage.” We start with the Sunday scaries, smoky-bar nostalgia, and the kind of small-town shoutouts that make Uvalde feel like a neighborhood, then immediately swerve into the stuff we can’t stop thinking about: why fast food costs so much now, why a bathroom door handle can ruin your day, and why the simplest routines are the ones that keep you sane. 

Then we go big: Tesla robots, the dream of tech that actually helps your parents at home, and the very real push to build an internal business AI that knows the company like your best long-time employee. That futuristic talk snaps back to reality with shop safety and fire extinguishers, because nothing kills productivity like your boot almost catching fire. 

The middle gets messy the way the internet gets messy. We talk conspiracy feeds, rage content, and how online culture can twist into something dark if you don’t pull yourself out. From there it’s back to real, hands-on life: restoring a Scout, building things to last, dreaming about a freshwater aquarium as the ultimate stress reset, arguing about chorizo, and settling the eternal Texas BBQ question when you can only pick one meat. We wrap with dealership updates, travel ideas, and how quickly major news fades from the cycle. 

If you like a conversational Texas podcast with small business energy, car dealership stories, and the occasional deep thought hiding inside a joke, hit subscribe, share it with a friend, and leave us a review. What’s the one topic you want us to argue about next?

Transcript

Ruby’s Night And Small-Town Shoutouts

SPEAKER_01 0:00

And we're back. What's up, McNew? What's up? It's a Sunday afternoon. Oh, Sunday. Sunday morning coming down. What does that mean? Like coming down from like drugs or what?

SPEAKER_00 0:12

Yeah, and just like have a real good time. Now you just like got the the scaries. God. The old Sunday scaries.

SPEAKER_01 0:19

That's how I felt the other night after Ruby's. Shout out, Ruby's. Did you get pedal? No, I had four beers and whatever. My sister was there. Shout out with her friends.

SPEAKER_00 0:29

They were getting white girl wasted.

SPEAKER_01 0:31

Yeah, but I was like, how what were you hungover? She's like, I wasn't hungover. I was like, okay, well. Just a professional. I guess. They left at 1.45.

SPEAKER_00 0:43

Is she gonna work on Fridays or what?

SPEAKER_01 0:44

She was off this week.

SPEAKER_00 0:46

No moment. There was uh there were some people getting boo.

SPEAKER_01 0:54

There's a table like this and just like full of fucking beer buckets and liquor.

SPEAKER_00 0:59

Pineapple flavored vodka and hypnotic. You're gonna drink the tarantula. Isn't that what that shit's called? That blue shit.

SPEAKER_01 1:06

Oh, maybe. I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 1:08

It's something my dad used to drink. Give me a shot of tarantula.

SPEAKER_01 1:10

Sure thing text. Remember he told him that, and then he looked at me and I'm like, oh yeah, I got you now. He's like, oh shit, don't call me that.

SPEAKER_00 1:20

Oh yeah, that Ruby's was hopping the other night. It smelled just like it used to. Just like the old days. I think it's like one of those things, like just because you can't like Arizona, like because they have open carry, like you see people carrying all the time. Uh-huh. It's just because Ruby is like, just because they allow smoking, like everyone people are like, I might start smoking. Give me a smoke.

SPEAKER_01 1:43

Yeah, give me one of those slow some bitches.

SPEAKER_00 1:44

Yeah, like every everyone's doing it. Give me one of those.

SPEAKER_01 1:47

And then you feel awesome. Then you leave and you feel like shit.

SPEAKER_00 1:50

Yeah. They're gonna say Arizona Iced tea.

SPEAKER_01 1:52

I'm like, yeah, I love this Arizona tea.

SPEAKER_00 1:54

Somebody offered me uh a shot of tequila, and I said, No, I don't drink. And the next thing out of their mouth was, You mean liquor? And it was your sister. You mean liquor? Dogfighter. At all.

SPEAKER_01 2:07

I took a shot of that tequila. What was it? Vodka? It was some kind of tequila or some rock gut shit. Yeah, it was fucking pungent. Potent.

SPEAKER_00 2:16

I had me a few uh the courage. You had three, didn't you? I had three or four. I thought you had six, and I had four.

SPEAKER_01 2:22

I had four. You had three. Well, maybe six. And I had a shot of whatever that was, vodka.

SPEAKER_00 2:27

There you go.

SPEAKER_01 2:28

Ruby. I was hoping to see Renee or Dakota though, though, weren't there?

SPEAKER_00 2:32

Maybe they're not the hardest working people in Ubuntu. Maybe they're out. Maybe they were sitting on their ass.

SPEAKER_01 2:37

They're digging ditches in the back. Oh, they're not.

SPEAKER_00 2:39

They're gonna eat your fucking words, but maybe they were out in the food truck.

SPEAKER_01 2:44

Yeah, there was that old food truck. Oh, sapphire wings. They look good. Yeah. I didn't get me any of those. Well, what happened? Didn't they bring me a sample? No, didn't they? I don't remember. I had a couple beers. I don't remember shit. Oh, okay. Sapphire wings, uh, Diamond Cut Masonry. Ziggy's uh texted me over on Marsh Lane.

SPEAKER_00 3:03

And Ziggy's barbecue. Why not? Because they don't pay. Oh.

SPEAKER_01 3:07

That's why not. Oh. I'd rather shout out R's barbecue and Sabinel.

SPEAKER_00 3:11

What is R's Barbecue? I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 3:13

I saw I was at O'Z earlier, and this lady had an R's barbecue in Sabinel. I asked my mom, I was like, Have you heard of it? She's like, Yeah. I was like, Have you been there? She's like, No, I don't even know where it is.

SPEAKER_00 3:24

Heard of it. Uh shout out Garza's auto detail, Manny. What's up? Give him a call. Get your old car shining. What does he use? Like, does he blow it out with that little air gun or anything? He does it all, but he's got a whole trailer full of contraptions.

SPEAKER_01 3:39

I love my favorite contraptions.

SPEAKER_00 3:41

Yeah. I used to watch Inspector Gadget. I'm like, man, watch that motherfucker.

Robots AI Safety And Fast Food

SPEAKER_00 3:45

Me too. I'm ready for Elon Musk to make a real Inspector Gadget.

SPEAKER_01 3:49

Oh, like a robot? Yeah. Like it's a Swiss Army Knife robot guy. Yeah. It'd be cool.

SPEAKER_00 3:55

I was talking to Javi the other day, and he was he's he's all in on this robot. And uh he was saying that I guess Musk is taking down two or three of the production lines for some of the Tesla models and is going to start the first gen robot. And Javi's like, I'm in, I'm getting one. He's like, it's gonna help my parents with their household chores.

SPEAKER_01 4:22

Uh everyone thinks because they're older.

SPEAKER_00 4:24

But then he also said that the lease on their car is up, I think, later this year. And he was like, I'm gonna get them a Tesla. And I saw this video the other day of like a 90-year-old woman that is in like rural Oklahoma with a Tesla. Yeah, and it's driving her to church. Like the only place she goes is to church in the grocery store, and the Tesla's just driving her, and she's just like out to lunch. Like, yeah, I'm gone. My Tesla's here though. But that's kind of like a that's nice. Yeah, it's better than having to. I know a lot of people that have elderly parents or elderly family, and they they spend a lot of time taking care of them, caring for them. And like, if you could get a robot and a Tesla and just be like, bye. It's my new husband. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 5:12

Like robo. What do you call it? What do you do? They haven't come out with names or what?

SPEAKER_00 5:17

We've got an AI at the we're making an AI for DKM. Guess what's its name is? Chewy. Pee Wee.

SPEAKER_01 5:25

I love it, dude. Isn't that great? That's perfect.

SPEAKER_00 5:27

Yeah. Well, it's it's it's to honor Pee-Wee, who's been there the longest and knows the most. So we're trying to create an AI that knows everything about the company. We named it. Does it have a gold chain on it? Who will? Shout out, Pee-wee. Shout out. Uh, what's this? I A1 Fire and Safety. A1 Fire and Safety said that they're gonna come over here and mount our fire extinguishers. If we uh give us a shout-outs, uh they supposedly dropped some literature off here. Uh, but they're I think San Antonio, Uvaldi, they got a couple different locations. All your fire extinguisher needs, they keep you compliant. Uh, if you're a business, you gotta have uh fire extinguishers. And if you're just a regular Joe, you ought to have them too.

SPEAKER_01 6:13

That's when I we were I was in the shop over there and um I was welding a little and I smelled something. I was like, oh smell. Inside of my shoe cut on fire. So then I went to Ace and bought a fire extinguisher. Damn. But you gotta be safe. You gotta be safe.

SPEAKER_00 6:24

You gotta be careful. I got a couple here, but I hadn't got them mounted yet. So shout out A1. I'm gonna come mount these and then uh we're gonna tell you more about them. Do you have a little like thing where you can't break the glass? Oh no, I don't think so. Oh, okay. Just rip them off and run.

SPEAKER_01 6:41

Like a grenade. Yeah, I went to Walmart. You have any uh no we're out, like you're out. What the fuck? How are you gonna do that? They're out of fire extinguisher, they were out of track supply too. I had to go to Ace. Damn.

unknown 6:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:51

What's going on with this world? Maybe people are stealing them. I guarantee you that's what's happening.

SPEAKER_00 6:58

Um I like the little foot grabber things on the bathroom after you people I never use them.

SPEAKER_01 7:03

I always I I'm like, oh fuck, I should have used that thing.

SPEAKER_00 7:06

It's great. I'm I'm looking for them now. When I go to a place and I don't see one, I was like, what are the kind of hand pissed places that I just use a paper towel? Uh I used my shirt the other day at Whataburger. You're sure. I could just see the dampness on the door handle. I I get it was glistening with with wetness.

SPEAKER_01 7:26

Wait, where were you?

SPEAKER_00 7:27

At Whataburger here in Uvalde. Uh I ordered a uh What's no lettuce, tomato, and jalapenos, and I got uh spicy chicken? I got a triple water burger with lettuce and tomato and no jalapenos. Dude, that was the worst.

SPEAKER_01 7:40

That was one of the worst. Was it good?

SPEAKER_00 7:41

It was good, and no onions. I love the onions. They're a little diced. They have the best onions. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 7:47

So I was with you. That's right before we went to Ruby's. I'm like, more like Waite burger. It was put a Wade Burger on it.

SPEAKER_00 7:54

Yeah, that's Wade Burger. So they were busy though. I've seen them busier, yeah, but it was it was Wade Burger. It really was. I keep going back. I'm a glutton for punishment.

SPEAKER_01 8:07

You really are. I mean, you're just staying loyal. I like that.

SPEAKER_00 8:10

I'm a loyal son bitch.

SPEAKER_01 8:11

I think maybe you should go to fucking Ruby uh Rudy, what is it called? Bill Miller. Uh what is it? Billy Bobs. Billy Bobs? Yeah, I'm gonna start going there. I'm just gonna be in my spot. Should we switch? Yeah, dude. I like that little uh Santa Fe burger.

SPEAKER_00 8:25

Audio swata burger, no moss. I don't know, dude. Do you know at Billy Bobs they do have fried uh catfish?

SPEAKER_01 8:32

Fried green tomatoes? Oh, fried catfish. No, they do, yeah. It's good.

SPEAKER_00 8:35

I've had it. It is not bad. Uh Golden Chick has fried catfish too. I like their catfish. I do too. God dang, they're expensive over at Golden Chick, though. Every time we go in there, ching ow.

SPEAKER_01 8:47

I got a double something at Whaturger, and it's $18.95 or something. For one person, it was expensive.

SPEAKER_00 8:55

That's getting up there, bro.

SPEAKER_01 8:56

But it's kind of like McDonald's. I went through there and they I ordered one sandwich and a drink, and it was like $30. And I got to the window. I just like paid it. I'm like, man, these prices. And the lady's like, oh, I got your order wrong. She doesn't give me a refund. I'm like, oh fuck, I really thought it was like $30.

SPEAKER_00 9:12

Ah, buddy, I pay attention. I

Conspiracy Benders And Online Anger

SPEAKER_00 9:15

know. I have some um conspiracy theory Instagram account that posts shit all the time, but now it's sending me messages, and I can't tell if it's a person that's messaging me or if it's like an AI. What do the messages say? I don't open them because it sends me all the, but it's just more conspiracy. It's like watch the eye, and then here's Michelle's penis, and look how big it is. Bill Gates has a tick that'll bite you and turn it out.

SPEAKER_01 9:43

And that lone star tick is uh is a real thing. It turns you into like a vegetable eater.

SPEAKER_00 9:48

Really?

SPEAKER_01 9:49

I think everyone out in like uh where they send those immigrants out there on the East Coast, Martha's Vineyard, they got it there. That's where that tick is. They talked about it at the World Economic Forum a few years ago. No, I sound like a fucking conspiracy guy.

SPEAKER_00 10:02

They're out to get us, bud. They're engineering all these critters to get us. The aliens are real.

SPEAKER_01 10:07

Uh, Fauci knew about all this shit before what was that? Did you see that? That criminal. Um yeah, last night from like 5 to 9 8 p.m., I was on a conspiracy bender, and I didn't even like plan this. It just happened. I was on my iPad, just like zoned out.

SPEAKER_00 10:24

What was the greatest one? Which one gave it? It was all about the fucking Jews, dude.

SPEAKER_01 10:28

It was all about the Jews. About how great they are for Oh, yeah. How wonderful they've been, accommodating, non-lethal.

SPEAKER_00 10:38

Uh there's a the internet has really turned into a very anti-Semitic place. Like really, it really has.

SPEAKER_01 10:50

It's so much so that I think it's it's it's almost like a conspiracy. Are they doing this on purpose?

SPEAKER_00 10:54

It's almost a conspiracy. I agree. I agree with that. Like, I there just can't be that much dislike.

SPEAKER_01 11:04

Like there, what is it, 2%, 0.2% of the population?

SPEAKER_00 11:07

I think two two percent or 0.2%. Yeah, it's crazy.

SPEAKER_01 11:12

What do they do?

SPEAKER_00 11:13

I don't know. I don't I don't even know if it's true. I don't know. But you wouldn't I asked my magic eight ball and it said all signs point to yes.

SPEAKER_01 11:23

Do you have one of those?

SPEAKER_00 11:24

Yeah, make all my major life decisions with the magic eight ball.

SPEAKER_01 11:27

You could do a lot worse.

SPEAKER_00 11:28

You could do a lot worse. Oh yeah.

Restoring A Scout In A Disposable Age

SPEAKER_01 11:32

What's up? Oh, it took my scout on Saturday to get work done. I told them I want it all, I wanted it to look brand new when they're done. And they were like, Well, I showed up, they were like, holy fuck, this thing needs a ton of work. And I was like, I know. And they're like, we're gonna be a quote by tonight, and then call me back. So now I'm kinda getting angry at the end. But it's gonna be a lot of money, but it'll be worth it when it's done. It'll be worth it. He was like, I said eight weeks, but it needs to be longer. I'm like, well, how much longer? He's like, at least nine. Nine weeks. And I was like, oh dude, take your time.

SPEAKER_00 12:08

Take your time. I think it's gonna be pretty great when you get it done, and it'll be a good you you'll have it as a daily driver that you don't have to drive daily, right? But you'll drive it enough to keep it in good shape.

SPEAKER_01 12:23

And I can't I bought I spent so much on it just to keep it it's simple, it's like so simple just to replace all the parts. So yeah, I'm excited.

SPEAKER_00 12:32

It's kind of crazy. I'll you know, I follow all these auto auctions, and you'll see where somebody does a full restoration on a vehicle, but it that'll be like we re- we totally restored this vehicle in 2014. Yeah. And now it's 2026, and you look at it and like looks like all the other ones that are 38 years old. Like it it might be restored and it might be better, but the paint fades as much and the and the it wears. I I feel like what we do nowadays is not as good as what was done back then, like nothing lasts as long.

SPEAKER_01 13:14

Yeah, no, they everything they built things to last.

SPEAKER_00 13:17

And now we build things just to do the minimum and get in charge of the maximum to fail.

SPEAKER_01 13:23

And I could put it and make it, but I'm making it where easy to where the things that are gonna fail, I can just replace easily.

SPEAKER_00 13:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 13:29

I know they're gonna fucking fail.

SPEAKER_00 13:30

I like that. I'm excited about this scan. I'm ready for I'm ready for you to get it done. I bet you so when so nine weeks from now, let's just say 12 weeks from now. So that would be middle of July, middle of August, middle of July, middle of September would be three months. So we'll see.

SPEAKER_01 13:52

We'll see. That trailer though, I like that trailer. It needs a it needs a toolbox, though, right? It does need a toolbox. And a dwindle winch. I think you can mount one on there. I don't know if you can or not. You can mount it in the frame, I think.

SPEAKER_00 14:05

Another thing we got on the list. Dude, there's so much we gotta do. We got stuff to do.

SPEAKER_01 14:08

But it's fun. We're doing it.

SPEAKER_00 14:10

We're doing it.

SPEAKER_01 14:10

It's better than doing nothing. It is, it is. Um what else? Oh, what about what do we use? Cell phones? Yeah. Are cell phones like aliens to dogs? Like aliens or to humans. Like uh uh a dog could never comprehend a cell phone. What do you admit that?

SPEAKER_00 14:33

They'd be like, what the fuck is this? I don't think an animal any animal could comprehend a cell phone.

SPEAKER_01 14:39

And like we're trying to comprehend something like an alien. We don't think we can do it.

SPEAKER_00 14:43

It's just beyond our entire intelligence, yeah. That's it. I feel like those reptile aliens probably live for seven, eight, nine hundred years.

SPEAKER_01 14:59

The ones that are in on it on Twitter. I don't know. I don't know if they're real. I don't want to believe in aliens. It's just too much for me. I can't, it'll make my head explode.

SPEAKER_00 15:10

I think what if we're all just like an experiment? Like just like an ant farm. Or like yeah, kicked us over, like these suck, and they left us here on Earth. This is just a big dump.

SPEAKER_01 15:21

Yeah, that'd be awesome. I think we're finding things that do.

SPEAKER_00 15:25

I love it.

SPEAKER_01 15:25

It's fun. Holly. I just wish um I shouldn't eat so much food. It's so good, though. Oh, I went to Fiesta Bakery this morning.

SPEAKER_00 15:33

What'd you get?

SPEAKER_01 15:34

They're out of fucking piedras. The little rocks. Completely out. Oh, we're out. We're out of our most popular item on Father's Day. There's like little cookies. Yeah, there's like a little like a little rock with a pink fucking top. I love those. I've had those since I was a baby. And they're out of them. And they're out of them. I believe it though. Yeah. Shannon F has a bike, right?

SPEAKER_00 16:02

Well, today's Father's Day.

SPEAKER_01 16:04

Oh, happy Father's Day.

SPEAKER_00 16:05

Thanks. Welcome.

Father’s Day Wishlist And Pet Debates

SPEAKER_00 16:08

I was I told my family I wanted an aquarium for Father's Day. I didn't get it. Well, you did you do. So I don't I don't ever tell them I want anything. And they're always like, what do you want? What do you want? And like, I don't want anything. Like, if I want something, I'll get it for myself. Like, don't get don't worry about getting me anything. And so literally six weeks ago, they like started in all together. And I said, You know what I'd like? I would like an aquarium, and I want it to be freshwater, and I want to get like a perch and a catfish. Like you're fucking Chinaman and a bass in it. And I was like, and I'll get the fish, like we I'll catch the fish or whatever. We'll I'll we'll get the fish. You just want the glass. I want the glass or whatever. Pretty I don't think that was such a big ask. It kind of is. I got voted down. By your kids? And this I asked him today. I was like, so uh, where's the aquarium? And everybody just like fucking looked at their feet. Well, he's like, Where's the fucking trip to Disneyland? Yeah, I guess we're even now. You think we're going to Hawaii? Think again. I'll take y'all to the Texas State Aquarium, you little fucks.

SPEAKER_01 17:14

If you if if they gave you an aquarium, would you be like, oh, thanks?

SPEAKER_00 17:18

I was gonna put it up here at Old G because I think it would be right here with right here. That's where I want it. Yeah. Don't you think that would be cool? Some piranhas or something? Something cool, freshwater, like a river fit. Like I want it to look like a little frio of an Oasis River in that aquarium.

SPEAKER_01 17:32

I gotta the life of a fit of an a fish in an aquarium is gotta be the worst. Oh we just go to this in and back. This in and back. That's it. Oh, like you feed them though. They love that food. So yeah, dude. Um, we can find one, I think. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 17:48

So maybe Gabby. I bet Gabby can make it happen.

SPEAKER_01 17:52

Oh, yeah. Like Gabby. She can like paint some badass shit on it.

SPEAKER_00 17:55

Yeah. She'd probably find me like a five-pound bass to put in there. It'd be awesome. You really want this? I really I just think it would be cool. Like, I feel like some days I would just come in and sit down at the end of the day and stare at that fish aquarium and the fish doing fish stuff for like 20 minutes and be totally relaxed. What about this? An ant farm. An ant farm.

SPEAKER_01 18:21

A big ass ant farm.

SPEAKER_00 18:22

It'd be it'd be perfect. What if you had like a wall-sized one? That would be cool. Yeah. That would be really cool. But if they got out, oh fuck, that'd be the uncoolest thing. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:32

What about some uh what are this? Uh some screw worm. A screw worm farm.

SPEAKER_00 18:38

I just get a carcass in here.

SPEAKER_01 18:39

Get a dead cat.

SPEAKER_00 18:40

Oh, they don't like they like the live ones. To get something to keep alive and watch it eat it alive.

SPEAKER_01 18:46

If you have a cat come around and you start feeding it.

SPEAKER_00 18:49

No. I'm not. What about your dog? We've been talking about this forever, getting a dog. Uh I would like a dog. I just don't think I'm I'm ready for that. The responsibility? I just got a bunch of kids and then I'm just um I would want the dog with me. Oh, you do pretty much all the time. And I feel like I have too many times where I would have to pawn that off. Put the dog, the responsibility of the dog on someone else. And I think a lot of people would ruin the dog. They would like pet it too much or feed it into a little pussy.

SPEAKER_01 19:32

That's what I do to my dog, my mom's dog. Yeah. Just give it fucking scraps.

SPEAKER_00 19:36

I love a scrap. I love it.

SPEAKER_01 19:38

Love it. They're missing out. They always eat like you think they like cooked food better than raw meat? I do. It's tastier.

SPEAKER_00 19:48

I I think a dog likes a cooked human food more than if they just got a raw leg of something.

SPEAKER_01 19:55

Like the a raw leg of like a chicken or a dead squirrel. Right. They get like a seasoned gizzard from bushes. Love it. They're in heaven. In heaven. Yeah. They're like telling other dog friends about it. Oh, Parker Habe, dude. Don't you think he looks like he's he should be a cop? Why would you say that? I don't know. I saw a guy that looked just like him. I'm like, he looked just like Parker Habey should be a cop. He might be. He might be undercover. Undercover? Yeah. Like 21 Jump Street?

SPEAKER_00 20:24

Yeah.

Slap Leagues And Texas Breakfast Takes

SPEAKER_00 20:28

What about slap competitions? Are you thinking about joining one of those?

SPEAKER_01 20:31

Uh no, I just saw how ridiculous they were. People just scared. How do you get into that? Getting their eyeballs slapped out of their heads. Have you seen these? They're ridiculous. The women that do it are out of their minds. I think you just join up.

SPEAKER_00 20:45

You think you get into it because your husband beats you? Yeah, your spouse drinks too much and they just slap the shit out of you all the time, and you're like, you know what? I should get paid for this.

SPEAKER_01 20:56

He's just like rolled over, hung over, like in bed. He's like, babe, I think you can make it. Make it where, huh? Slap competition. I'm gonna call it Dana White.

SPEAKER_00 21:08

If they had, I think why didn't Ruby's get a slap competition going? I would go to watch that. Dude. Everyone would go see that. Everyone go see that.

SPEAKER_01 21:17

Well, Renee, if you're listening, we uh slap competition. I don't know. It sounds very violent though.

SPEAKER_00 21:23

You know, maybe instead of having all this division, we should have some equality and let men and women slap each other.

SPEAKER_01 21:30

Oof. That would be a horror show.

SPEAKER_00 21:34

How big of a fight do you think it would be if there was like a couple's slap competition and like you show up with your wife and then someone else shows up with their wife, and then but you slap the other guy's wife and he slaps your wife? It wouldn't last like 10 minutes, maybe without a fight. Before there was a shooting. Oh god.

SPEAKER_01 21:50

Oh man. Yeah, we went to Ruby's other night. Um It was fun, dude. I like that place. I don't know if I'll go back anytime soon, but just because I don't drink that much, but it was cool.

SPEAKER_00 22:07

Uh what about this? Chorizo sucks. I've had bad chorizo two days in a row. From where? And you I've been spoiled because I feel like everywhere here in Uvaldi has pretty good chorizo. Um sunrise. Sunrise has the best.

unknown 22:26

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 22:27

Julio's has pretty good. I would say the Jalisco has okay, but they're they overwhelm it with egg. When you have a chorizo and egg, the chorizo is is minimal.

SPEAKER_01 22:40

Well, the egg's cheaper, probably.

SPEAKER_00 22:42

And uh, but if you get bean and chorizo, it doesn't make sense because there's so much chorizo to bean, and beans so cheap. It's just the bean and the meat. Yeah. I never had that. And uh but I had a chorizo over at the Jalisco in Dehanis yesterday, and I had a chorizo at a place in San Antonio today. And it just had like a ranky wang taste to it. It just kind of good. I had it in LA one time was not good. I've had I've had plenty of chorizo in Mexico that I'm like, ugh, this is bad. Yeah. I don't want this at all. Is it just the quality of bad chorizo makes me sad? Is it the quality of the pig, you think? Or I feel like sometimes the best chorizo is like the 99 cent cheap pig. He sounds just like you're fucking deaf. Thymus gland chorizo.

SPEAKER_01 23:31

When we go to Midland to that little grocery store, he's like, here, give me some chorizo. And it's like in the little package. I'm like, dude, I ain't eating that shit. Give me the chorizo de Manuel from fucking Felfurious. This shit sucks. He's over there cooking and fucking eating it. I'm like, you're out of your mind. Fucking drug addict. Uh that I think that cherry cheap chorizo is good. You know what's good? That sausage, Whataburger sausage you cook from H E B? Have we seen that? It is good.

SPEAKER_00 23:58

I like that spicy sauce. I mean, you can't really beat Jimmy Dean, but Whataburger's good too.

SPEAKER_01 24:03

Jimmy Dean. We had that forever.

SPEAKER_00 24:07

I bought the chorizo from the one in uh Jimmy Dean, the Sausage King, the Pride of Plainview, Texas.

SPEAKER_01 24:16

Is that a song? Yeah. Oh, I never heard of that. I bought the one from Zoo. Is it Zoo? How do you pronounce that? Zoo's De Zux. Is it Dezox? No. They have like sauce, uh chorizo there. It's okay. I thought it'd be better.

SPEAKER_00 24:33

I've had some chorizo from a meat market in San Antonio. I can't remember the name of it, but it was like really good. Um and I had a deer shot, or maybe even a something processed. Have we got some chorizo out of it? And I was I was like, this is pretty damn good. What about Walt?

SPEAKER_01 24:50

Have you heard of Waltrix meat market?

SPEAKER_00 24:53

Weatrix? Is it Weatrix? I don't know. I may have made that up, or I've heard that before, but I don't know what it is.

SPEAKER_01 24:59

There's the one on Blanco and West, and I've been in there. Uh they serve that brush fire uh jelly.

SPEAKER_00 25:06

Oh yeah. That sounds good. Yeah. It's my friend of mine, bud. Oh yeah. Yeah. I know. He follows us. Shout out, I forgot to go. Jelly Man. Shout out, Jelly Man. Do you know the difference between jam and jelly? No. You can't jelly your finger in your buddy's nose. Oh god.

SPEAKER_01 25:24

Do you make that up?

SPEAKER_00 25:25

Kinda.

SPEAKER_01 25:26

Okay. That brush fire farms is good. Uh I like the ones from Zooks at Jelly.

SPEAKER_00 25:31

Did they have a good one over there too?

SPEAKER_01 25:33

The jalapeno stuff?

SPEAKER_00 25:34

It's good. What a treat. You like that parissa? You ever have that parissa?

SPEAKER_01 25:39

That fucking uh what is that? Uh roadkill fucking squash bullshit.

SPEAKER_00 25:47

The raw meat, which yeah, I don't like that. Why not?

SPEAKER_01 25:51

I'd rather eat something, I'd rather eat a sandwich.

SPEAKER_00 25:53

I feel like Mexicans don't really like raw things.

SPEAKER_02 25:56

No.

SPEAKER_00 25:56

Like the only thing raw Mexican like is pico de go. But the cook cafe butter that's and then you make it good. Well, what else of raw?

SPEAKER_01 26:08

What else is raw? Sushi. I like sushi. I know you like sushi. Where do you eat sushi at? H E B? Yeah. I got there one time I got so sick. Sushi. I had sushi with you one time in Midland. It was good.

SPEAKER_00 26:22

Tell me how many of these videos you've seen of these World Cup foreigners over here just

Loving America Videos And BBQ Choices

SPEAKER_00 26:28

appreciating the shit out of America.

SPEAKER_01 26:30

I don't like it. Really? Yeah, it's like it this reeks of like um disingenuousness.

SPEAKER_00 26:37

Oh, you think they're poking fun at us?

SPEAKER_01 26:39

No, it's fake. Like, there's like, look how awesome it is. Or we love America. They're like trying to bring the whole world together. I don't like it.

SPEAKER_00 26:47

You don't like it? You don't believe it. I don't believe it. I think it's a psyop.

SPEAKER_01 26:50

It's a psyop for sure.

SPEAKER_00 26:52

I was hoping we might get some good immigration. Like we get some Europeans instead of, you know, MS-13 members and H1Bs.

SPEAKER_01 27:03

I think I heard Trump's only bringing in South Africans right now.

SPEAKER_00 27:06

Really?

SPEAKER_01 27:06

Yeah, they're only bringing white people in.

SPEAKER_00 27:08

Shout out, Ziggy. Shut out of Jig. What if Ziggy gets like an army? He's just got an army of South Africans with the Rhodesian ridgeback dogs and they start chasing all the.

SPEAKER_01 27:18

We're taking over, mate.

SPEAKER_00 27:19

We're taking over. And they're gonna start with the splash pad and hit the ox ranch splash pad at the West Park.

SPEAKER_01 27:26

Yeah. Um, yeah, that's all South Africans. Uh I never met him one. I never met Ziggy. I don't know how they are. What's up, but are you not in a hurry, are you?

SPEAKER_00 27:39

It would be interesting though if we did get if all of a sudden, like a bunch of people that went to the World Cup were just like, we're moving to America because we love Whataburger. Can they move here? I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 27:50

Every time I see that, I'm like if you have means, you can move anywhere. That's true. Every time I see someone like, I love it here, I'm like, please just fucking go home. Don't stay. Go away. Go away. We don't need to go to Japan or something. Yeah. But uh yeah, I guess it's kind of cool that it's kind of cute that they like it, but they love Buckeys. This uh apparently Bucky's is a huge hit with these folks. They love Buckeys, they love brisket too.

SPEAKER_00 28:19

Brisket.

SPEAKER_01 28:19

Although I saw a guy from California said that uh tri-tip's bread and brisket.

SPEAKER_00 28:24

Let me ask you a question because this was asked of me on Friday and it and it stopped me. I didn't know how to answer. But if you went into the place, and this this place doesn't exist because I don't think anyone has the best of all. But if you walked into a place and they have the best brisket, the best ribs, and the best sausage, but you can only order one thing, what are you ordering? Ribs.

SPEAKER_01 28:54

Ribs. I have to. I'd never get good ribs anywhere. And I know they're good. I'm gonna try them.

SPEAKER_00 29:00

I feel like I get less good ribs than I do. Now it used to be brisket, but now you can get pretty good brisket almost anywhere.

SPEAKER_01 29:08

Talking Bill Miller. Shout out Jimmy.

SPEAKER_00 29:10

Um the the guy who asked me that, shout out my father-in-law. Good question. Uh he's he picked ribs as well. He did, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 29:18

Dude, I've eaten ribs at places that made me fucking sick. And they were good, and they were like considered like pretty good. Where?

unknown 29:25

I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 29:26

We gotta trash them. Some like some like it was like 3M smokehouse in Austin. Oh no, Sanio. Yeah. I was like, these aren't good. And they they give me like a weird, like, I don't know, it was they were bad. But uh yeah, I never get good ribs. I never I wanted to get a good those dino ribs. Where do they sell those at?

SPEAKER_00 29:48

I don't know. They like Evie Mays has those up in Lubbock. Some of a lot of some of these barbecue places have those big dino ribs.

SPEAKER_01 29:54

Like I know Terry Black's probably has them, right?

SPEAKER_00 29:56

Man, uh yes, they do, but on certain days, not every day. I saw some deal this morning that the Burnt Bean had posted at 7.45 this morning. They had a line that was it was a line so bad. The only thing I would want at the end of it was someone to put me to death. Like if I'd waited in that line, I'd just I'd be please shoot me now. Beat over there? Yeah, probably.

unknown 30:22

Fucker.

SPEAKER_00 30:23

Uh they're rocking and rolling, dude. They are, they got a good thing going on.

SPEAKER_01 30:28

Is it just uh why are they so good? Because he's so he's such a like fastidious, like hardworking dude.

SPEAKER_00 30:33

I think so.

SPEAKER_01 30:34

Yeah, I think that's all it comes down to.

unknown 30:36

I think so.

SPEAKER_01 30:36

It's putting your heart and soul in something, and people are gonna like

Old G Motor Opening And Podcast Doubts

SPEAKER_01 30:39

it.

SPEAKER_00 30:39

Shout out, old G Motor. I'm gonna get a car. I'm gonna car.

SPEAKER_01 30:43

Oh, when's your your opening day? You you've been posting about July 11th.

SPEAKER_00 30:48

Nice.

SPEAKER_01 30:48

Shout out. I saw Gabby posting about it's pretty cool. My mom says you can come by and get a hot dog.

unknown 30:54

Nice.

SPEAKER_01 30:54

Only if she's the first hundred per yeah. She probably will be.

SPEAKER_00 30:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 31:00

You think a hundred people show up like before noon? Yeah, probably. I don't know. Yeah, I think so.

SPEAKER_00 31:06

I think we could get close to that number for the day. We might do better, we might do worse, but I think it's achievable. What if you sold half your fucking cars? That would be insane. That'd be awesome. Insane. I uh got a Mini Cooper out there that I think somebody should buy.

SPEAKER_01 31:21

Is it there? I didn't even see it. Is it back here?

SPEAKER_00 31:23

Sparked out front.

SPEAKER_01 31:24

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00 31:24

Sparked out front. It's pretty cool. How much do you want for it? Uh, I think I put a price on it. It's like five grand. $4,998. What year is that? It's an 04, it's like 83,000 miles, but it's the air conditioner worked. It's a six-speed supercharged. Uh the paint could be better, but from 20 feet away, it's great. It's like a little go-kart. Yeah, the clear coat's kind of peeling on it, but oh yeah, well. Um, other than that, it's like it is it's cool. Does it have the British flag on the top? I just drove it. No, it's all white. I just drove it from Brackettville here. How did it end up there? I wonder. I'd parked it at the ranch for a while. Okay. Uh so I wanted to try and teach one of the kids to drive standard in that car and parked it at the ranch, and then I realized like uh Mini Cooper on Ranch Road's not really a good idea.

SPEAKER_01 32:19

That little S15 would be cool. Is that what it's called? S15.

SPEAKER_00 32:22

S15. Why? I don't know. It's like so early of the generation. That's a cool little truck. I love that. That's my favorite one out of the whole group, probably. Yeah. Hopefully this week um we'll get everything posted online with multiple pictures and prices. Everything's priced now on the lot. Yeah. Um, so it's coming along. You have a little website. How is your website coming? Um, it's it needs to be updated with the inventory, but beyond besides that, it's active and easily navigable. Yeah, pretty easy. Oh, that's good. It's it's kind of just the format. It's like a basic I've did it all myself. Oh shit. And I am not good at anything. You had Chat GPT do it? Um, it's almost so simple you can't have chat do it.

SPEAKER_01 33:12

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00 33:13

Because you're just uploading images and typing, because GoDaddy makes it so simple to format, I guess. Um, I'm just like, I take terrible pictures. I don't have a bunch of pictures. Um I think my nephew might buy that little car out there. I've had a bunch of I gotta call two people back on that too. I've started to get a bunch of inquiries. I'll talk to my mom tonight again, see if we can pick it up or whatever.

SPEAKER_01 33:41

I'd love to have it sold. You know what you need? Uh a wheel, like a uh spinner wheel, like for prizes.

SPEAKER_00 33:47

Dude, if uh circus deal. That would be cool. Yeah. They should get in that Mini Cooper. Oh, yeah, he'd love that.

SPEAKER_01 33:56

I gotta check it out. I'll check it out. So is the podcast the male version of a mom blog? No, but wait, are all our friends cringing every time we do an episode? What?

SPEAKER_00 34:10

Yeah, so the other day how I was talking trash about like the mom blog or Instagram bikini girls selling their merch that's not even their merch, they're just like, go to so-and-so's store and buy this cute bikini and or sunglasses or whatever. Flip-flops. And I'm making I'm here with you, like making fun of that. Yeah, is the podcast I think the podcast is the male version of that.

SPEAKER_01 34:39

It might be. I don't know anyone else in our group that does it podcast.

SPEAKER_00 34:42

If you're my friend, I know Ox didn't have a lot of friends, but if you're my friend and you and you cringe every time an episode comes out, make fun of me to my face because I would enjoy that.

SPEAKER_01 34:53

I think Ross Sutherland might do that.

SPEAKER_00 34:55

That would make me happy. I'll like get my my balls busted a little bit.

SPEAKER_01 34:58

I think he comedy's like, uh, the best part of that show is when I shut it the fuck off. Really? I think he said that. I was like, you asshole. Shout out, Ross.

SPEAKER_00 35:07

Ross and Heath both good listeners. Uh I like them. Um and it's kind of like they're totally different because like one's an asshole, one's a really nice guy, you know. You'll never get a big one. Which one's which? Yeah. Shout out.

SPEAKER_01 35:20

Shout out. His brother had a cool little car in high school. I forget what it was called. Who? Um Ross's brother.

SPEAKER_00 35:28

Heath or dub?

SPEAKER_01 35:29

The other one. Yeah, yeah. Well, it wasn't. It's like a red little, I don't know, I forget what it's called. A Mazda Miato. Like a dog's dick. Yeah, it was all red and tiny.

unknown 35:39

Hmm.

SPEAKER_01 35:39

I don't remember. Did you ask him about that?

SPEAKER_00 35:41

I don't remember. I always thought they had a truck.

SPEAKER_01 35:43

Yeah, like a little, it looked like a little Ferrari type deal, but it wasn't a Ferrari, it was just like some like Nissan or some deal.

Weed Guns And Media Rabbit Holes

SPEAKER_00 35:51

Did you see that deal about the Supreme Court? Uh no, tell me. They uh whenever you know when you go to buy a gun, it's like, are you addicted to drugs? Yeah. I'm like, uh no. And you're like, no. Well, is that's what everybody does. And so Hunter Biden, whenever they came after him, that was one of the laws they got.

SPEAKER_01 36:11

Because he wrote a book about it.

SPEAKER_00 36:12

One of the felonies they came after, he's a drug addict and buying a gun. Another guy got a similar charge, a a Texas guy, and they he was charged with a felony for being a habitual marijuana user and buying and owning a gun legally that he purchased, and he he got he got that and took that charge all the way to the Supreme Court, and they basically cited in his favor. Really? They were like, What yeah. It was just real interesting. They're like the the culture around marijuana has changed. It's legal and somewhat legal in 40 of the states. Yeah, didn't they? People are using it all the time. Like, this isn't gonna hold up.

SPEAKER_01 36:55

I think Trump reclassified it recently, too.

SPEAKER_00 36:57

I think if they reclassified from a stage one to a stage three, I don't know what that means. Which whatever the fuck that means. Yeah, whatever that means. I don't I just don't know what the all these laws and all these bullshit, I don't think they have anything to do with helping people. No. I mean, alcohol can be as horrible as heroin for some people. Yeah. And it's just like marijuana, I don't know. I mean, we're missing a shit ton of tax revenue in Texas. And nobody's if anybody who's wanting to do marijuana or is the law is not stopping that. No, it's it's blatantly available, yeah, and people there's like weed tourism. Like Colorado was reaping the benefit of it for a long time. People would go on a trip one at least once or twice a year to Colorado just to load up on weed. Now they can do it in Vegas and so many other places.

SPEAKER_01 38:03

But I remember in Colorado to go to Denver and there'd be the hotel I stay at, and it was full of fucking people just smoking weed in the parking lot, acting like idiots and breaking into cars and shit. That's the other part of it. It's like it brings all these derelicts into town. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 38:17

So I will say at one point, Denver was just like the homeless hub, it seemed like, after they legalize and people are just being beaten at garbage pails.

SPEAKER_01 38:30

Yeah, you're just like, oh, it's legal, let's go to Denver.

SPEAKER_00 38:32

And Vegas is that way to an extent. You're just stepping over just high rats.

SPEAKER_01 38:40

Well, every time I go to the Dollar General, like in Beaumont, it'd be like I smell weed in the whole store. Yeah. Same thing in Austin. It's like everyone smokes pot out there.

unknown 38:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 38:48

Shout out to Joe Rogan. Shout out. Shout out. Do you listen to Joe Rogan anymore? Um, I tried to a month ago or a couple, and it's just like all the rest of them. I haven't listened to Joe Rogan in a long time.

SPEAKER_00 39:01

I'm not saying I'd dislike, I just haven't listened to it. I thought you got you didn't I thought it got kind of old for you, or no. Uh, there's certain like when Ari Shafir's on or Duncan Trussell or something like that. The old the like the funny guys, I'm interested. I I'm I became less and less interested in the the experts.

SPEAKER_01 39:25

Like the gad sad or like you know what I'm talking about? No, he's like an expert on fucking whatever. Yeah. He has uh what's his name on there? The guy from Austin, what's his name? The conspiracy guy?

SPEAKER_00 39:37

Oh, uh Alex Jones.

SPEAKER_01 39:41

Yeah, he's on there. I can listen to those, it's kind of fun. That guy's intense. He's crazy, dude. The bad shit crazy. Um who else is like that? I don't know. I mean these conspiracy things, dude, it's got me all mixed up. Are they true? Which one's true? Which one's not? Some of it's gotta be true.

SPEAKER_00 39:59

But what part? Um, people with pig hearts are running the world or something.

SPEAKER_01 40:04

Well, didn't Dick Cheney have a pig heart?

SPEAKER_00 40:05

I think so. Oh, he died though.

SPEAKER_01 40:08

Shout out. Shout out. What else, dude? Let's just go off the cuff.

SPEAKER_00 40:16

I don't know if we're gonna do a podcast next week. I'm gonna be out of town. Where are you going? Uh I got a little little duck out. I won't be back until I'm leaving um Friday afternoon. I'll be back Monday.

SPEAKER_01 40:33

Should we save this one? Let it out on Friday or something. Uh or just post it when I get home or what?

SPEAKER_00 40:39

Yeah, it don't matter. I don't care.

SPEAKER_01 40:40

Okay. People can they can wait. They survived whenever you left for your Europe or whatever.

SPEAKER_00 40:46

They'll be fine.

SPEAKER_01 40:47

They'll be fine. Yeah, I'll be fine.

SPEAKER_00 40:48

We'll do one. We'll do one promptly when I get back. Yeah, we will we have it all set up. We got it set up now. We can kind of do them a little more often because you're not on the road. Because you won the lottery, right?

SPEAKER_01 41:01

Yeah, everyone who uh is curious, I just won the lottery. I'm at home, just vegging out. The weekly grand for a little while.

SPEAKER_00 41:09

20 years. No, oh my god, imagine. 20 years, a thousand dollars a week.

SPEAKER_01 41:14

I don't want, I don't want any more money. I'm tired of money. You don't need money to be happy. You just need stuff to do. People who I know were uh who are like depressed, they don't do shit. Don't do shit. Like Kevin Mamology, he's on that phone, he has a newspaper, he's oh he's like the happiest guy I know.

SPEAKER_00 41:32

Kevin looks wildly happy every time every time my social media it's he doesn't pop up often, but when he does, damn, he looks happy.

SPEAKER_01 41:44

He's like doing a cookout, like he's like he's like making tacos for everybody. I'm like, what the fuck is it?

SPEAKER_00 41:49

I'd like to have uh Kevin as a guest on the podcast. Kevin tells us. Tell us what's going on.

SPEAKER_01 41:54

He's uh I think he's in Canyon City, Colorado, or something.

SPEAKER_00 41:57

How far is that from the nut house? I mean Denver.

SPEAKER_01 42:00

I think it's like Bad Durango.

SPEAKER_00 42:01

Bad Durango.

SPEAKER_01 42:02

So pretty far.

SPEAKER_00 42:03

Yeah, pretty far.

SPEAKER_01 42:04

You gotta cross those mountains, that million dollar highway, whatever. Um dude, we got a long way to go.

SPEAKER_00 42:12

How long have we been going?

SPEAKER_01 42:14

42 minutes.

New Restaurants And City Survival Tips

SPEAKER_00 42:17

How about uh shout out Balky? I heard he's opening a new restaurant.

SPEAKER_01 42:22

Is he? Oh, I saw like something about that. What is that? And it's in Duncanville. Oh god. Might as well be in fucking uh DeSoto.

SPEAKER_00 42:31

What do you mean?

SPEAKER_01 42:32

I don't know. I don't know if you know that part of town.

SPEAKER_00 42:34

I don't know anything about the thing about South Dallas?

SPEAKER_01 42:37

No, okay. Well, go there. Why? It's just like crime, it's like rampant. Really? Yeah. Where is Duncanville in relationships? On the south side, uh from it's like 35. If you go like two miles. If you go 35 and you hit that loop, uh 20, that's DeSoto. If you go like five miles west, that's Duncanville. And that's where the guy's like, don't stop for diesel. If you stop for diesel in South Dallas, you're fired.

SPEAKER_00 43:04

Oh, that was a place. So uh basically on where I-20 comes south, yeah, where 35 meets uh 35 east. When you yeah, when you're coming up from Waco side.

SPEAKER_01 43:17

Yeah. It's a bad part of town. Maybe he knows something I don't. He's living there for how long? Um maybe he's uh a man of the people over there. He might be, I don't know. But all I know is when they told a couple 10 years ago, they were like, do not go there. South Dallas is not to be trifled with.

SPEAKER_00 43:38

It's dangerous.

SPEAKER_01 43:39

That's what they say.

SPEAKER_00 43:40

When were people just getting getting what drivers were just getting robbed or beat up?

SPEAKER_01 43:45

Not just drivers, like they had the dealership for the trucks, and people, the guys who worked there, like the salesmen, would go to the gas station to get put gas in their car, and they'd be held up like several times.

SPEAKER_00 43:58

Damn.

SPEAKER_01 43:58

Yeah. That's where they have that. They have like a there's a truck stop with a Popeye's chicken, and there's chain link fence all the way around it. And I think like five or six people had the the ankle bracelets on when I went in. Because I did go, I had to stop.

SPEAKER_00 44:13

There's these big cities really do have some dangerous parts in them. Houston, Dallas, New Orleans got some crazy shit. What is that lower fifth ward? Have you ever been there? Uh or lower ninth? I've gotten I've gotten in off the beaten path in New Orleans where I shouldn't have been before. And I got out of there, but it was just like, yeah, this is probably not a good place for me to be.

SPEAKER_01 44:38

I've never been into Paul because if I see something, I I'm always aware of my surroundings, and if I see someone or something happening, I don't turn my back toward it. I always face them and I just kind of maneuver my way out of it. Because whenever you turn your back, that's when it happens. So shout out. What's he gonna open in uh Duncanville? What kind of restaurant?

SPEAKER_00 45:02

Um, I don't really know. I would like to see the menu. What do you think you should have on it? Chicken.

SPEAKER_01 45:09

Is it no, no, just like I love chicken. I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 45:13

Oh, the chicken, the whole one. Yeah. I like that. I don't know. I don't know anything about restaurants. I don't either. Um, but I I want to go to the Balkie's Grand Open and Dunkin'ville, whenever they have it. I don't even know what it's gonna be called. Is it gonna be called in Cena Dunkin'ville, or is it gonna be called Dunkin' Donuts?

SPEAKER_01 45:36

Dunkin'ville of all places. Yeah. Wow. That gentrification's a real deal. Where's the other one at? Oh, he should call it Unks. Unks and Dunk. Dude, he would be uh maybe not.

SPEAKER_00 45:48

Let's go eat at Unks over in the dunk. His how the one is it? Where is it, Oak Cliff? Yeah, his other one's Oak Cliff. Yeah. That's another area. That's what they said about it when he went there. Maybe Balkie is the fucking crown prince of gentrification.

SPEAKER_01 46:03

He should just go to fucking like Melissa, Texas, and just cater with all the Indians out there. That's my idea. I like that. But he likes all that culture, I guess. He's he's a culture man. I know. I think he he said he was a listener, but I don't think he is.

SPEAKER_00 46:21

I think he quit listening. He did. I guarantee it. I think so. He's left us behind. We might have offended him.

SPEAKER_01 46:27

But you know who we got in his place? Todd Moore.

SPEAKER_00 46:30

I think uh I think Balkie's gonna have Talarico at his grand opening.

SPEAKER_01 46:35

You know, he voted for Jasmine Crockett, too.

SPEAKER_00 46:38

Balkey? Yeah. I hope so. I guarantee he did. He should put that on the door of his new restaurant.

SPEAKER_01 46:46

He sent money to um what's I guess to um Carmilla Anthony's like defense fund.

SPEAKER_00 46:54

Oh, you know, we go on a trip every year. Uh we've done for three or four years in a row. Me, Balkie, Nathan, Nanny, Todd, five of us. And uh we go to a Monday night football NFL game. We literally get there Sunday night, we go to the game Monday, and we go home Tuesday.

SPEAKER_01 47:16

And you don't even like football that much.

SPEAKER_00 47:17

We hang out 24, 36 hours. Yeah. And Balkey's wanting to go to Minnesota for the game this year. Doesn't that sound like a bad pick?

unknown 47:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 47:32

We've been to Kansas City and we've been to DC. So we've only done it twice. We've only done it twice. Well, you've been to other places together. Uh in the past, but this is Circle Jerk deal. Yeah, this is our circle jerk deal. And um this year I proposed, and I've got a couple of seconds, that we should go to New Orleans for the game. Not because everyone hadn't been to New Orleans, but New Orleans got it all. You can walk around, they got good food, and it's easy for everyone to get to. What part of the game? In Balkie Sand, Minnesota.

SPEAKER_01 48:03

When? What month?

SPEAKER_00 48:05

I don't know when his Minnesota game is. The New Orleans December.

SPEAKER_01 48:09

Oh, that'd be great. The weather would be perfect. So Minnesota. What was he thinking? Is he dead set on it?

SPEAKER_00 48:16

I think Balkie's just got a lot of Tim Walls in him.

SPEAKER_01 48:20

He really does, dude. I think he is like uh a liberal. I think they although I haven't talked to him like since 2000. Yeah. One and a half.

SPEAKER_00 48:28

Shout out. Shout out, Balkie. I do really, really like his restaurant now in Cena in Dallas. It's great.

SPEAKER_01 48:36

I've seen several people from Evaldi make the pilgrimage there.

SPEAKER_00 48:38

He's got a cult following, too.

SPEAKER_01 48:41

Is he like Ernest Cervantes Light? Yes.

SPEAKER_00 48:44

White?

SPEAKER_01 48:45

Yeah. Nice. Ernest Cervantes, dude, he's killing it.

SPEAKER_00 48:48

I've never seen a line at Balky's restaurant, though. So you got something to strive for. Yeah, I bet this Duncanville one will have a line.

SPEAKER_01 48:55

I wonder where it is in Duncanville. I'm about to look that up. Has he posted anything about it? He is uh what?

SPEAKER_00 49:02

I don't know. Yeah, go on.

SPEAKER_01 49:04

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 49:10

Oh, I always like to say I'm happy for all my friends' success.

SPEAKER_01 49:16

Yeah. I don't have any friends though. I got you.

SPEAKER_00 49:19

That's it.

SPEAKER_01 49:19

That's all I need.

SPEAKER_00 49:20

You could have Todd more. I'll give them to you. I like Todd. Yeah. He converted. He's wonderful.

SPEAKER_01 49:25

He's a basically a Mexican now.

SPEAKER_00 49:26

Yeah, he's Borough Gala. Does he live in Midland? Candle lighting. He lights with a little candle with an old air gun.

unknown 49:32

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 49:33

Well, H2S.

9/11 Memories July 4 And Stickers

SPEAKER_01 49:37

Have we heard anything about that shooting out in Midland? Mum's the word. Yeah, I haven't heard that much about it. Every time there's a shooting, like it's it's as bad as it gets, and then it's like out of the news cycle, like within like 48 hours. It's so bad.

SPEAKER_00 49:55

It's it's disgusting.

SPEAKER_01 49:57

It's gross.

SPEAKER_00 49:58

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 49:59

It's like when Columbine happened, that was the biggest deal that ever happened in the whole entire world.

SPEAKER_00 50:04

I had my I had had a knee surgery, and I was home on the couch recovering with my from my knee surgery when that happened. And I was glued to the television going, This is the craziest thing I've ever seen. I heard it was fake. I never heard that.

SPEAKER_01 50:29

I heard recently that it was fake.

SPEAKER_00 50:31

Yeah. I I I don't think it was.

SPEAKER_01 50:33

It didn't look fake to me. But of course, I don't know. I was young. So you were you're recovering, you were glued to the TV?

SPEAKER_00 50:41

Glued to the TV, just blown away.

SPEAKER_01 50:43

That's how it was in 9-11. Just glued. But anyway.

SPEAKER_00 50:50

I was at college when 9-11 happened, and I remember seeing it and then being in Lubbock, Texas, and thinking, like, this doesn't really affect people in Lubbock, Texas. No, it doesn't. And one of the guys that was a friend of mine at the time, his parents called him and they were like, You have to leave. You have to leave? He went to it. He said, They have uh in Lubbock, they've got a lab there. They store the bubonic plague, and they don't my parents said that someone may bomb it. We and turn out the plague. I'm going to Brenham, Texas, to my ranch. And he left for 10 days.

SPEAKER_01 51:29

Are you kidding? No, no. That was wild. Can they get salmonella from bluebell ice cream?

SPEAKER_00 51:35

And I was I was like, maybe I need to be worried about something because this is ice cream. Oh, okay. And so I called home and my parents were like, Why are you calling home? Do you know the minutes aren't free on your cell phone until after seven o'clock?

SPEAKER_01 51:48

Your mom. That's funny. I remember I was I was asleep and my mom called me. I was in the same room where you went and knocked on my door earlier today. She called me. Uh the turn on the news. I'm like, why? Something happened in New York. And I looked, I'm like, oh shit, somebody, somebody flew uh plane into a place I've never even fucking heard of.

SPEAKER_00 52:11

Hmm. I don't know. Where were you in the world?

SPEAKER_01 52:15

Yeah, and then that the guy wrote a song about it and like made all his money from it.

SPEAKER_00 52:19

I like the other one.

SPEAKER_01 52:22

Shout out to Tubagi. He's dead now.

SPEAKER_00 52:24

That's a that's a good. I'm gonna I can't wait to listen to that on the 4th of July.

SPEAKER_01 52:29

People hate America. Wait, I do they like it now, though, since all the Europeans love it.

SPEAKER_00 52:33

I think so.

SPEAKER_01 52:34

Yeah. I'm just ambivalent. I'm like, as long as we're ha everyone's like safe, it's it's fine.

SPEAKER_00 52:41

I'm gonna uh going to park my red, white, and blue trucks out front for America.

SPEAKER_01 52:48

Nice! Are you gonna dress like Uncle Sam?

SPEAKER_00 52:51

The red dooley, the white duds.

SPEAKER_01 52:53

You have to dress like Uncle Sam.

SPEAKER_00 52:55

You think so?

SPEAKER_01 52:56

Yes. And then Gavin could be the Statue of Liberty. That'd be awesome, dude. Oh, it'd be awesome. Then have your little spinning wheel. Free popcorn, free Coke, free car, and like you're over there like making sure that doesn't happen.

SPEAKER_00 53:14

Oh god. Goodness gracious. Great balls of fire. You got any big Fourth of July plans, bud? Me? No. Maybe you're going to the Kickapoo.

SPEAKER_01 53:26

I never, I've I've never I've only been there one time like with Hobby, like in 2007. I don't like the idea of giving away my money for free.

SPEAKER_00 53:34

Your folks like to go?

SPEAKER_01 53:35

They go every now and then.

SPEAKER_00 53:37

Your mom seems like she would like to gamble.

SPEAKER_01 53:39

Yeah, she's the machines. How'd you know?

SPEAKER_00 53:43

I could just tell.

SPEAKER_01 53:43

My dad likes it too, but mom. They really do.

SPEAKER_00 53:48

They light a candle too before they go.

SPEAKER_01 53:49

She does not light a candle. Yeah. Maybe she does. She has a lot of candles though.

SPEAKER_00 53:53

Dear God, if you're not b maybe you don't have to serve every kid with cancer today. Let me win a jackpot.

SPEAKER_01 53:59

I remember we went to Reno and uh she was playing this machine, and I was like, You got to do Max Bet. And I hit it like three times in a row. And she's like, Stop. And then it hit for like $1,200. And she was like, it was like ding ding ding ding ding. And everyone started gathering around. She's like, make it stop. And I was like, I can't. She's like, I'm embarrassed.

SPEAKER_00 54:21

What uh she feed your dad for Father's Day?

SPEAKER_01 54:24

Uh they went to a Yopo's. Have you heard of it? No. To a Mexican place in the Eagle Pass.

SPEAKER_00 54:29

It's a good.

SPEAKER_01 54:29

Uh yeah, they love it. My dad wanted to go to Roadie's. Have you heard of that?

SPEAKER_00 54:34

No.

SPEAKER_01 54:34

It's had the best gizzards like in Eagle Pass, probably in South Texas.

SPEAKER_00 54:38

It's just a gizzard restaurant?

SPEAKER_01 54:40

It's a right chicken place, but they specialize in gizzards.

SPEAKER_00 54:43

I never even heard of it. Have you been there?

SPEAKER_01 54:44

Broadie's. No. My dad mentioned it.

SPEAKER_00 54:46

I look online and everyone's like, we love the gizzards. How's your dad know about it?

SPEAKER_01 54:50

He's been there. Yeah, my mom's been there too. She doesn't like gizzards, though.

SPEAKER_00 54:56

So they didn't go there?

SPEAKER_01 54:57

No, they went to Yopo's. Probably because my mom wanted to go.

SPEAKER_00 55:00

Yoppo! Yoppo. I've never heard of it. Eagle Pass has a lot of stuff.

SPEAKER_01 55:05

It has a lot of shit. Do they have a truck stop? I would move to Eagle Pass. No, you wouldn't.

SPEAKER_00 55:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 55:09

Would you? Yeah, I would. Open up another dealership?

SPEAKER_00 55:12

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 55:12

Dude, that'd be cool. Eagle Pass. I don't know a lot about Eagle Pass. Do they have a truck stop there? Uh a small one, like it's striped or whatever. What's that one out here? The striped, are they gonna do anything with that? I heard it's gonna be a 7-Eleven. Yeah, my dad and my dad, someone else told me that it was like an Indian guy that bought it. Yeah. Oh my goodness. But they don't they all own 7-Elevens?

SPEAKER_00 55:39

I don't know. Another H1B scammer. Oh, I think it's that guy moved here from Springfield. Oh, uh Apu? Yes.

SPEAKER_01 55:53

Oh man.

SPEAKER_00 55:54

It's hot today, bud. Have you seen the racist stuff? What's the town up in Texas where all the Indians are and their people keep going to the Frisco? Some guy was at the city council meeting, and he these things keep popping up on my social media, people being racist and parking trucks, and it's like deport all the H1Bs and stuff. It's crazy.

SPEAKER_01 56:19

I don't know if it's real or not, but it's called the Redneck, it was like the anti-redneck rally, what it was called. Okay. And only one Indian guy showed up, and they fucking let him have it. He didn't see that.

SPEAKER_00 56:30

No, no.

SPEAKER_01 56:31

He was like, fuck you, uh Cowboys, cocksuckers, and everyone's like, Fuck you, Indian cocksucker. There's like 50 of them out there. He's like, Oh shit. People are insane. I think it's all fake.

SPEAKER_00 56:44

I do too.

SPEAKER_01 56:44

All the Indians I know, they just I haven't I've never seen any. I see about one or two a week, but that's it.

SPEAKER_00 56:51

Well, you know what would be cool if we had a really good Indian restaurant in Uvalde? Like, what if the best restaurant in town, the the highest quality one, was an Indian restaurant? I would go there all day.

SPEAKER_01 57:02

I would love it.

SPEAKER_00 57:03

Me too.

SPEAKER_01 57:04

But they don't serve meat, do they?

SPEAKER_00 57:06

I think they do. I had goat at one in DC that was really good.

SPEAKER_01 57:10

Okay, what about this? Uh I was thinking about this. The Alamo, let's say there's another Alamo, and you're fighting, and then a guy is like helping you, and you turn around as an Indian dude, and he's like, I'm from Texas too.

SPEAKER_00 57:21

I would know before I turned around.

SPEAKER_01 57:24

I wonder how. But he was like, I'm from Texas too, and I'm fighting these fucking Muslims or whoever. And you'd be like, would you be like, yeah, or would you be like, oh which one would you be like?

SPEAKER_00 57:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 57:37

Yeah, me too. Yeah. Yeah. Hell yeah, brother. Texas is a mindset, I think. It's a mindset. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 57:43

It's not a barrier. If you come here from India and you just get a gun and wear it on your hip, I'm I'll say you're in. Really? Yeah. What about a little knife? You have to shoot a cow, though. Oh my god, imagine. If they shoot a cow, then we'll barbecue it, and you're in the Texas club.

SPEAKER_01 58:00

Like an old ass cow. Yes. They love those cows. What's up with that? I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 58:06

I don't I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 58:07

I like cows too, but I'm not gonna like.

SPEAKER_00 58:08

I'm ignorant on India. And there's what's crazy is there's a billion frigging people over there, and every there they got they go, well, we got 200 million people that do this, and then but 800 million of them don't. And so then you just assume like everyone's you know living with cows in their house.

SPEAKER_01 58:25

Well, I've seen it in in Dallas or wherever they have the lakes and they'll they'll throw like trash in them. You see that? It's like a little like a little statue of trash and they'll float it out there, and then it'll like flops over, and then they go home. I'm not keen on it. Some sort of it's like it's like uh Ganesh or whatever the fuck, and it's made out of trash, and they float it out in the water, and then they look at it, and it flips over, and they're like, all right, well, that was it. We did it.

unknown 58:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 58:52

Like a little cellboat.

unknown 58:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 58:54

But what's the difference between that and like a little paper cellboat? I don't know. Not a lot.

SPEAKER_00 59:00

But some of the things I see online the the is India just blows people's mind.

SPEAKER_01 59:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 59:12

There's a lot of trash.

SPEAKER_01 59:14

There's a lot, dude. There have you seen it where they're like, uh, I'm gonna try to find a beautiful spot in India, and then I'll quit looking. And they click on it, nope, click on it, nope, click on it, nope, and then they're like, oh, this looks nice, and they turn the cameras trash.

SPEAKER_00 59:27

Like from Google Earth?

SPEAKER_01 59:29

Yeah, no, you see that no, yeah. Like, try one, and they're they're there like all night, like trying like, hey, I can't do it. I gotta go to bed.

SPEAKER_00 59:36

I remember my my ex-wife when she came to Uvalde for the first time. She said, Why is there so much junk everywhere? Oh my god, everyone has junk in their yard. There's just more junk junk and crap here. I think she liked it because she moved to Brackenville. I was about to say, that's the capital. Yeah. Uh but people, people in South Texas, we're collectors. We like to have Yeah, just look around. Just look around. Yeah, we got stuff.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:07

Whenever my parents have something they don't like, they put it in the alley and then put somebody, they're like, somebody just picks it up. They'll just drive back there and pick, they'll be gone.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:14

Lucky they didn't put you out there.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:16

They have, they tried.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:20

No shout out. Is your sister still here? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:24

Why? Um, she could work uh from home, I think. She works wherever. What does she do? I have no idea. No idea. Something on a computer.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:33

Hacker.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:34

Maybe. I saw a video of this girl. She's like, I live in Austin. I'm a um some sort of consultant uh for Facebook, and she's living in an apartment. Like on she works in the computer. I'm like, what the fuck do you do? What is this?

SPEAKER_00 1:00:49

Bastard.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:49

Is it all fake? It's all fake. And they're getting paid like $200,000 a year. It's all fake, bud. I know. What are you doing? Deleting all our shit? Yeah. Well, you deleted the one on the top. You'll just delete that one. Our sponsors. Oh, good catch. Good catch, bro. Yeah, I was working on that truck uh that we're looking at, and it looked easy. Now I'm like, fuck, it's a little more work intensive than I thought, but I'm gonna get it.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:18

What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_01 1:01:19

That door handle, I don't know. I just gotta fuck with it. What uh I think you can get it. Oh, yeah, I can get it. You're handy. Yeah, I'm just trying to get it.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:33

Um sounds like a hog eating corn, that truck. It's a badass truck, dude. I like it. Me too.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:42

Our next episode's gonna be episode 40. My mom's like, what's up with that truck? I'm like, I don't know. She's like, it looks like a colchonero, a colchonetto truck. What is good as that? She said, My she said, my great-grandmother came up with this term for for it's white people, they go like throw mattresses out or like their old couches, and they'll they'll go pick them up. And a culcha, I guess, is like a sofa, and a culchanetto is like people who like are in that kind of lifestyle or something.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:08

I don't know. It's just like a weird people that dump furniture at double bridges, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:14

But back then it was only white people, so she was like, Oh, the culture nettle. I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:19

Your mom's got all these words. She has so many dudes. We should get her on the podcast with her book of words. She would never, she'd probably blow she'd start her own after that. Your brother texted me like two days ago. He did, yeah. What do you want? Oh, he only texts me when he wants something, that's for sure. That's for sure. He was like, Are you a member at San Antonio Country Club? That's how he sounds like I was like, No, I'm not. I guess he wanted something. I don't know. That was it? Well when I said no, I didn't get any more texts back. I I couldn't do anything for him. He's a rude prick.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:00

He's a good dude. Uh well, yeah, he's nice.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:02

He's actually a nice person, but he's what do you take advantage of? Needy McNeterson. Uh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:15

He cooks a lot. He's a good chef. Is he? He's like bulky level. Really? He cooks a lot. He's like he makes my favorite fajitas. Really? He makes them on that little green egg. Or big green egg. You don't have one of those? Mighty white of him. How's your uh you always say that that something if somebody does something good is I cook on a barrel smoker, he cooks on an egg.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:36

He just got it. He'll probably get one. Just meet in the middle of Highway 90 and 83 and switch.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:48

How's your little barrel smoker?

SPEAKER_00 1:03:50

I've only got to use it once.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:52

For the pork button, it came out good? It came out good. Didn't it taste like paint? Oh, they don't paint the inside?

SPEAKER_00 1:03:57

No.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:57

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:58

It's good.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:59

Tastes like the chemicals that were in that barrel. What I'm about to say, this is probably a new barrel. It's like full wood full of deaf.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:07

Deaf wood. What are you saying? Next episode is episode 40. Yeah. We've done a lot, dude. Doing it. 40 hours. 40 We got this whole place set up. Set up. I think I paid back this thing with all our donations.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:28

I need to get those sponsors. Yeah, we need we need like you said. Oh, my sign's coming this supposedly this week. Apparently, should be fully installed and operational before 4th July. Yeah. Digital sign. Is it gonna fit in that little space? I want to make like a chat GPT picture of you as a gorilla.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:49

You wouldn't have to change anything.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:51

Beating down the door of Balky's new restaurant. I can do that and put it on this.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:55

Would that be a different color?

SPEAKER_00 1:04:57

No. Yes. I wouldn't. Wait, it's gonna fit in that little space. It's going to be eight foot um width and four foot high.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:09

You could just like if somebody makes you mad, just make a chat GD picture of them and then just put it on there for anyone to see. They'd be like, I saw you in that fucking sign. What?

SPEAKER_02 1:05:17

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:18

Here's a picture of it. Well, that cocksucker.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:20

I feel like there's a lot of responsibility of having this sign. There sure is. It's all digital. Yes. TV, I think.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:28

It can be like you Valco and Obama was uh president. Obama sucks. Remember that?

SPEAKER_00 1:05:34

No Obama is what they had.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:35

Oh no Bama. Oh, I guess that's it, bud. Yeah. I'm gonna uh tonight this week I'm gonna do some more those bumper stickers of the Indian guy in the truck. I am gonna do that. And if you want to you want one, just let me know. I'll give it to you. I'll I'll leave them here at the dealership.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:51

Yeah, if you want a neg pod sticker, you want an old G sticker, all you gotta do is come by during normal business hours, which we're pretty much open at the dealership, eight to five. We close from 12 to 1. You got to. Um so shout out. That's it. All right. We kind of have inconvenient hours for a car dealership, but maybe we'll fix that.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:13

Should they be like from eight to eight? No, no lunch.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:18

It should probably be from like 10 to 6 with no lunch or something like that. Yeah, that's true.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:27

All right. Well, I guess that's it. That's it. We hit an hour, so we're we're good. On the lane. All right, we'll talk to y'all next time. See ya. See ya.