Ep. 40: Gizzard Fest 2026

Vacation is supposed to reset you, but sometimes it just exposes all your worst habits. We get back to real life and immediately start unpacking it all: Cancun resort food wins, hobbies still do not exist, and the one thing we actually learned is that buffet discipline is a myth. From steak and tamales to rice and beans, we talk comfort food, travel routines, and why some of us would rather sit quietly and people-watch than chase “vacation activities.”

Things take a hard turn into numbers and narratives when we look up heat-related deaths in the European Union and compare them to gun-related deaths in the United States. That sparks a wider argument about air conditioning, infrastructure, personal responsibility, and why the internet turns every statistic into a culture war. If you like episodes where a dumb joke can become a serious point in thirty seconds, this one lives there.

After that, it is pure real-life chaos in the best way: boutique iced tea shops, fast food apps, Waffle House crowd psychology, streaming services that keep deleting the only thing you wanted to watch, and a genuine fear that AI convenience is slowly turning everyone into helpless zombies. We also get into Florida wildlife, a bear in a hotel parking lot, and what happens when rescuing a dog turns into an $802 vet bill.

If you enjoy a Texas small-town comedy podcast that mixes travel stories, current events, and unfiltered opinions, hit play. Subscribe, share this with a friend who hates airports, and leave a review, then tell us: what part of modern life feels the most broken to you right now?

Transcript

Sponsors And Back From Vacation

SPEAKER_00 0:01

And we're back. What's up, McNew? What's up? What's up, dude?

SPEAKER_01 0:06

What's the Tuesday? Tuesday, Taco Tuesday, Nagpod number 40 coming at you. I'm having spaghetti tonight. Are you? Where Jack's steak house or your mom?

SPEAKER_00 0:16

Yeah, my mom's house. No, mom is. I told them that we gotta invite you over for uh barbecue this weekend. If you're around. Be nice.

SPEAKER_01 0:24

Um, but I I'll have uh Alex and all my kids.

SPEAKER_00 0:28

I'm not feeding them.

SPEAKER_01 0:33

Yeah, if you wait like another week, then they're all good to camp. Then it's just Alex and I.

SPEAKER_00 0:37

Oh, okay. Yeah, y'all come over, it's fine. Yeah. I don't know. My mom's like, I don't know how she feels about having like 18 or five kids and yeah, I feel like that would be excessive. Yeah, like she's uh Rosemary over at Sunrise now. So what's up, dude? You just got back from your uh your vacation. Oh, wait, let's talk about uh uh shout out our sponsors. Uh Ziggy's Taxidermy over on Marsh Lane, South Africa. Ruby's uh lounge on Hacienda, give him a shout or give him a holler or whatever. Manny at Garza's auto detail. He came by, I didn't see him though.

SPEAKER_01 1:16

Oh, did he come by?

SPEAKER_00 1:18

That's what uh what Gabby said.

SPEAKER_01 1:19

Yeah, he knocked some uh some of the vehicles out Friday afternoon. He was here late. He'd text me or call me about something.

SPEAKER_00 1:26

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:27

Uh River City bail bonds.

SPEAKER_00 1:30

Get you out of the clank. Uh you think that's the worst day of your life getting a bail bond, calling a bail bondsman.

SPEAKER_01 1:37

It's gotta be, dude. It ain't it ain't at the top of the list, probably. Uh A1 Fire and Safety. They got all the safety stuff.

SPEAKER_00 1:46

Well, I don't see our stuff up. What's up, bud? What's up, A1? Where are they at?

SPEAKER_01 1:50

We gotta come through. They dropped off some stuff at my main office. And I was like, but that ain't the drove off some drywall news. They dropped it off by 2309 East Main Street, home of old G Motors, DKM satellite back office. You'll see the big flashing sign. We got our sign, dude. When are you gonna work on that? Uh bro. You're gonna be here till like 10 o'clock at night. I feel like the biggest idiot because I just realized like I got like 900 things going on, and now you really do. I got more than I can do. I'm gonna get it done. Don't worry about that. But it's just like I'm a little overwhelmed today.

SPEAKER_00 2:26

I would imagine you just got back from your vacation. I don't I'm not a I'm I'm just not really good at vacation. Does it qualify if you're if you're having a terrible time?

SPEAKER_01 2:35

Uh I I didn't have a terrible time, no, no, but I don't have any hobbies.

SPEAKER_00 2:41

No, you don't.

SPEAKER_01 2:42

I don't play golf. I don't drink. I've quit everything.

SPEAKER_00 2:47

That's weird.

SPEAKER_01 2:48

You're gonna kill yourself. I don't philander. Um I like to gamble, but uh but even that I don't like I only like to play poker really. Yeah, that's not really gambling.

SPEAKER_00 3:01

And uh is it more for like social stuff? Like you just talk to people. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 3:05

I don't socialize when I play poker, but I do like staring at people and hating them for no reason. Uh I visit a little bit. You have to be really interesting to get me to visit.

SPEAKER_00 3:16

Well, didn't you say you'll talk to them if they talk to you, but if if not, you're I'm not rude.

SPEAKER_01 3:20

Um because that's not me. I'm not a rude.

SPEAKER_00 3:22

You're just as quiet as uh cotton swab mouse.

SPEAKER_01 3:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 3:25

I'm just hey, let's not cuss on this one. Let's try it.

SPEAKER_01 3:28

All right. Uh so I just try to be silent um at the table, and I don't talk a lot. But beyond that, my habits are eating. So I ate too much on vacation, like everyone does. What was your favorite meal? Uh, the first night we had steak at a steakhouse, and I like Mexican beef, like the um whatever that cheap corienti capital that they don't uh vaccinate. The ones that get killed by screw worms just taste better, I guess.

SPEAKER_00 3:57

Skirt steak.

SPEAKER_01 3:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 3:58

Is it a skirt steak?

SPEAKER_01 3:59

I got a New York strip, but yes, it's chewed like fajita.

SPEAKER_00 4:02

It's all fajita meat. But it tastes good. How do you like this? How do you like your sirloin? Um fajita? Yeah, it's great.

SPEAKER_01 4:09

Yeah, they've just been marinating it in Mexican 7 Up and Worcestershire sauce for a week. It tastes pretty good though.

SPEAKER_02 4:15

It's good. Yeah, it's good.

SPEAKER_01 4:17

So I like that. They put a big spread on it breakfast every day. I had a tamale that was a strawberry tamale, like a dessert tamale. Oh, okay. Was it good? Yeah, it was. It was. And a sweet corn tamale. That's kind of the highlights. Um rice and beans. The the beans are black, but I enjoyed them. The rice was more white with peas and carrots in it.

SPEAKER_00 4:38

I always my mom cooks for me. She's like, You want rice and beans with you? I'm like, yes, I do. She's like, I hate making rice and she hates it. She's been doing it for her whole life, but I love it.

SPEAKER_01 4:47

So my my family bared with me and they made fun of me, and they said next time I could just send them somewhere in better style, and maybe let Alex take her sister with her

Cancun Food And Heat Stats

SPEAKER_01 5:00

instead of me.

SPEAKER_00 5:00

Maybe they can go to Europe and die of a heat stroke.

SPEAKER_01 5:04

How about all those clowns?

SPEAKER_00 5:06

More people die a year from the heat than the gun violence in America. Isn't that insane? And they're always getting us about on our guns. I think that's a true stat. It probably is. Is it all of Europe though, or just England? Um we're not in a we're not in a hurry.

SPEAKER_02 5:22

No, we're not in a hurry.

SPEAKER_01 5:23

I'm I would like to dive into this a little bit because everyone likes to criticize the U.S. gun culture.

SPEAKER_00 5:29

He just brought up ChatGPT. Oh, shout out Martin Pitts. He said he was gonna swing by. Maybe he'll swing by right now. He's gonna be by like 11:30 tonight. We're gonna laugh.

SPEAKER_02 5:38

We're all at hey cowboy.

SPEAKER_01 5:46

Compare heat related deaths in the EU to gun related deaths in the USA and chat GPT query.

SPEAKER_00 6:09

Seventy per seventy thousand? That's not true. My god. It's true. Yes, that's insane. It must be older people.

SPEAKER_01 6:20

So, yes, gun deaths all causes in the United States is average 48,000. That's anything to do with a gun.

SPEAKER_00 6:28

Pretty good.

SPEAKER_01 6:29

Gun homicides are 19,000 per year. 18,000. Yeah. Um, so heat-related deaths in Europe, which is the European Union, is how I asked the question, approximately 60,000 per year. All gun deaths in the US, approximately 48,000 per year.

SPEAKER_00 6:49

Oh, we're killing it, dude.

SPEAKER_01 6:51

Literally. So instead of taking our rights away, you could buy a window unit and save your own people. Yep. How about you mind your own business? Dude, I've been saying sweaty European stink bomb. Dude, I've been saying this.

SPEAKER_00 7:04

They're Neanderthals out there. Ugh. Someone ought to pistol whip some sense into them. You know what? Because they they like they believe the government's gonna help them or that they're in it for them. Like they're gonna, they're they have their best interests. They don't, they don't, they don't, they don't care, they don't give a rat's ace about you.

SPEAKER_01 7:22

I thought you were gonna cuss. No, sir. Not today. No.

SPEAKER_00 7:27

Well, that's fun. Uh yeah, they need to quit getting on this better guns. Are we, but they say uh did you see like a video of like the Chinese people that have AC for their pigs? Were they taunting? Yeah, they were taunting them.

SPEAKER_01 7:40

They're taunting the Europeans because the pig houses in China are air conditioned. Yeah, and then the French flex.

SPEAKER_00 7:47

And the French people were blaming us. They're like, we blame America. But they're they won't blame China though.

SPEAKER_01 7:53

I bet Greta Thunberg's got her AC on. A little troll, a little hobbit.

SPEAKER_00 7:58

Dude, shout out um Tree City Tree City Tea and Water. Very good tea.

SPEAKER_01 8:04

I tell you what, I am uh I have never been to what what would you even call this? A tea boutique? The Tree City? Yeah, this artisan tea shops. We've had one here in Uvalde how many years? Coon's age. A long, long time. Many a many moon. The other day I had a meeting here, and I asked uh Gabby if she would get us some lunch. And she picked up some barbecue and some tea from the Tree City Tea next door. They had barbecue there? No, no, we get we got barbecue at Ebbett's shut out.

SPEAKER_00 8:39

Shout out, Ebbett's.

SPEAKER_01 8:40

And uh anyways, she picked up two gallons of tea. One was regular half and half or sweet tea, and one of them was coyote tea.

SPEAKER_00 8:50

Oh, that coyote tea. I've had I've had it before.

SPEAKER_01 8:52

And I'm telling you what, bud, that was a we uh there were four of us, and we almost drank the whole gallon at lunch. It was like it's like Harry Potter tea. Everybody kept going, it was kind of like hummingbird feed. I couldn't get enough. Yeah. Uh stick your beaks in it. It was the big red of tea for sure. Uh, but I liked it. You did like that. So that was my first experience ever with this boutique tea places. Yeah. And then last week on Thursday or Wednesday before I went on my little trip vacation, they opened a tea shop in San Antonio, real close to uh the house over there. H2T, H2O, what? Yeah, H T O. H T O, yeah. And I ran around for a while and I got I got me a mint tea. You got a coconut tea? They're like, how would you like it? I was like, can I get half and half? You can have it however you'd like. I was like, I'd like the mint tea. Half sweet. You got it. It was so refreshing. Sugary though. I might be hooked on this tea.

SPEAKER_00 9:58

On H2T? All this fancy tea. I like I just go to Sonic. I can order. I can order my phone, just go pick it up.

SPEAKER_01 10:06

I I like golden chick, but the cup smells like chicken, and then it gets in your truck and you smell like chicken. Star foam is embedded with the smell of fry grease. Well, you can't get mad at it though. No, it's good.

SPEAKER_00 10:19

That's part of the experience. It's good.

SPEAKER_01 10:21

Just dip a biscuit in it.

SPEAKER_00 10:22

Do you have the Sonic app, huh?

SPEAKER_01 10:24

I I don't have. I'm proud to say for someone who's I don't have any food apps except Domino's. I have I don't have that one.

SPEAKER_00 10:34

I have Pizza Hut, McDonald's, and Sonic.

SPEAKER_01 10:38

I I I lied. I have Starbucks and I actually have Starbucks too, yeah. Domino's I have to re-download every time I use it and I cuss it and I'm mad and I check out as a guest.

SPEAKER_00 10:49

Do you stare at the the like at the pizza tracker? You're like, oh uh Julio's working on my pizza.

SPEAKER_01 10:56

I've been guilty of it. Um pretty good tea. Shout out you, Valde T. They ought to sponsor us. Shout out to a gallon a week over here and stick it in the fridge. And they could be the official drink sponsor of the Negpod.

SPEAKER_00 11:13

Yeah. Oh, what about this? Um I went to Florida the other day, and there was a huge accident on the Atrophalaya Basin Bridge. And I had an idea. Would you rather get in an accident on the Atrophalaya Basin Bridge blocking hundreds of angry motorists or get stuck in the arm five times with one of those pecan cracker pokers at least three inches deep each time? What would you rather?

SPEAKER_01 11:42

How many times do you gotta get poked? Five? Yeah. Oh man, if it was three, I would definitely take the three bridge. Build bridge, dude.

SPEAKER_00 11:49

You know they built that thing in three years. Isn't it they can't build anything apart? No.

SPEAKER_01 11:55

Is it? I thought I heard it was really structurally unseen.

SPEAKER_00 11:58

Well, they built it like in the 50s or 40s. In three years or five years.

SPEAKER_01 12:05

The the more the longer I'm alive, the more I'm convinced that we're just the leftover scum of better civilizations. There were better people before us that built things, better podcasts. They built the pyramids, they built they made it all happen. They built the White House. I don't think we could build the White House nowadays. No, maybe it wouldn't look like that. I don't no one can build the Statue of Liberty now. How do they build the Statue of Liberty now? They couldn't do that. Uh no, maybe. I think you could. I mean, I'm sure Elon Musk could, but we are just left over crap. Yeah. All the good stuff was back in the day. What are we gonna do when the

Tea Shops And Food Apps

SPEAKER_01 12:50

AI people like when no one even knows how to add or subtract because they're just asking Claude and everyone doesn't know anything, and now all of a sudden Claude can make you do anything to get anything? Like, we're doomed.

SPEAKER_00 13:07

Will people even ask that anymore? I don't think they'll even ask. You don't even need to know. Yeah, yeah. People will be like, what's three plus three? You don't even you don't need to know that.

SPEAKER_01 13:16

But you watch that idiocracy movie, and you're like, what kind of morons would try to water plants with Gatorade? I've never seen it. Is it good? It's phenomenal. You really have never seen that. Mike uh Judd. Yeah. Is it Judge or Judge? Judge. And he is King of the Hill, Beavis and Butthead. No, Ashley Judd. Great. I don't know Ashley Judd. I know Winona.

SPEAKER_00 13:38

Oh, I love Winona. The Judds. Yeah, uh, I've always I've seen clips throughout the years, but I've never watched it. I think I've never watched it because it's kind of it's depressing.

SPEAKER_01 13:49

I mean, when once the AI takes over, no one's gonna know anything.

SPEAKER_00 13:54

Are you gonna play some Winona? Well, you can't. We're gonna get we're gonna get struck down.

SPEAKER_01 13:59

Oh won't get struck down. All right. Grandpa. There you go. Take me to the good old days, and then the AI will just kill you.

SPEAKER_00 14:08

There you go. Um, I went to Florida. Oh, dude, there's too many waffle houses in Florida.

SPEAKER_01 14:16

There's like one on each side of the road at every exit.

SPEAKER_00 14:20

I was gonna go to one. I'm like, I have to go to one. And I walk up and there's white people, black people. It's packed full. I'm like, I'm not going in there. There's so many people. And they're all packed full of it's packed full. It's packed full. You didn't need a waffle house? No, I was like, I'll give it a sandwich somewhere else. I went to the Circle K and got a sausage biscuit.

SPEAKER_01 14:38

That's terrible. Yeah. They're so good. That's crazy. And I can relate to that on a human level. It's like, I'll eat processed crap. It's processed. I'll I'll eat the worst garbage food there is that's sitting in a warmer box at a gas station so that I don't have to interact with a bunch of human beings. With their hats on and their shirts and their aprons. I mean, I like the Waffle House people. I just don't like it. It's already sticky in there. I don't like the meeting. When there's people, it gets real tight in there real quick. It's tight, dude. I don't want to go to a crowded waffle house. Not never. And they're all crowded. You know one thing about I think I've talked about this before, but there's a such thing as a Waffle House hot. There's there's a waitress in every Waffle House that you look at her and you're like, huh. Like you're pretty enough that someone ought to take you out of this place. Oh yeah. And a lot, and always like a like you're looking at them like, oh, this this pretty innocent girl. And then she turns around and she has like a flaming eyeball tattoo on the back of her neck, and you're like, oh shit, this is you broke it, dad.

SPEAKER_00 15:54

We cussed. Now we're cussing. This is a cussing episode. Oh no, we can edit that out. Oh shoot. Um yeah, there I don't know. I just haven't been to one in a long time. I like them. I like those grits, man. I went to one in uh Laporte. You know Laporte. Yeah. And there's a black guy in there, and he was a waiter and he was like doing poetry. It really pissed me off.

SPEAKER_01 16:16

I would hate that.

SPEAKER_00 16:18

It made me so mad. I was like, what are you doing? You're a poet?

SPEAKER_01 16:23

I came here for grits, not this shit. Yeah, and then I'd rap them. I would I'd rhyme them out of town. Dude, it was the I haven't been. I came here for waffles, and yo shit is awful. Yes.

SPEAKER_00 16:37

Yeah, dude, it was uh it was awkward. I hate awkward moments like that.

SPEAKER_01 16:42

Um I think you miss an opportunity to really heckle that guy and to shoot him. He looked dangerous. Not because he's with well, no, no, he just looked dangerous. Uh what about all this chatter about the Egypt-Iran FIFA match?

SPEAKER_00 16:59

Oh, what were they mad about the um the pride stuff? Apparently so. I mean, I guess I mean it's against the religion.

SPEAKER_01 17:07

And then I think FIFA like doubled down on them and made it the pride match of or the city of Seattle or something. They designated it the gay game of the whole World Cup. They did they play it? It was supposed to be a couple days ago on the 26th. So I think they played it.

SPEAKER_00 17:24

I don't What is it with the gays and then and they love Muslims, but the Muslims hate them? That makes no sense. Just on a basic level.

SPEAKER_01 17:35

And then apparently it was the first time that uh Iran was playing soccer in our country. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 17:43

Oh, they had to go to Mexico, but we were bombing them. Did you hear that? They had to go to they had to stay in Mexico after every game. They couldn't stay in Canada. They had to f they had to fly across they couldn't stay in America. They had to fly to another country.

SPEAKER_01 17:57

I I did hear that.

SPEAKER_00 17:58

Yeah, after every game.

SPEAKER_01 17:59

I don't know if it's true though. After every game.

SPEAKER_00 18:13

I hate soccer.

SPEAKER_01 18:15

But there was a lot of kerfluffle about the gay game. Yeah, I saw that.

SPEAKER_00 18:21

I don't know if what happened after that. I just haven't been paying attention. I just don't like soccer. You know who loves soccer? Stagefly. He was a soccer guy. He does. He loves it. He does. Shut usage. Uh what is Bush era Playboys? What is that? Oh, I thought you meant like from George Bush. It's double, isn't that great? Like a double Antundra?

SPEAKER_01 18:41

Yeah, yeah. I'm like, I miss those old Bush era Playboys. I was wondering what that. And they're like, you like, you mean W or HW? I like HW.

SPEAKER_00 18:51

Oh, I think kind of like the woman's anatomy. Oh, okay. Right on, right on rocks. That's what's it's this kind of episode. No, but I think those should be a collector's.

SPEAKER_01 19:03

I feel like No, everything's on the internet. You can just see whatever you want now. I'm just telling you, if somebody were to gift me a bunch of like mint condition in the rapper Bush era Playboys, I would put those, I would put those out as a like something I would be proud of to have out on the table.

SPEAKER_00 19:30

Where would you put it? Like on the wall?

unknown 19:32

No.

SPEAKER_01 19:33

You'd look like a Barnes and Noble? Yeah. I don't know. You remember when they used to sell like real dirty magazines

Bridge Chaos And AI Anxiety

SPEAKER_01 19:40

like at the airport? No, I never went to the airport when I was younger. You'd go to an airport and they all have like a Hudson News there. You know, you can buy a newspaper or books. They still have those. But they would sell a lot of magazines as well. And there were always nudie magazines. Like hustlers and and high society, playboy, all of the all of them. But I was like, who? Who would put that on a plane?

SPEAKER_00 20:08

That stuff was wrong. I might buy it like as a joke. I'm like, look what I'm buying. Yeah. But I wouldn't like seriously consider buying that.

SPEAKER_01 20:17

Do they still have smut at gas stations or truck stops? Do they still sell like smut? Is everything on the phone now?

SPEAKER_00 20:24

Everything's on the phone. Every truck stop I've been to lately is run by Indians. And they're it's like a water burger cut up with a convenience store and it's run by Indians. Really? Like the one in Page over by like Bass Drop. There's a few other ones out there. But I haven't seen any Playboys.

SPEAKER_01 20:43

I'm sad to say that I went to lunch today at Tilly Bob's. And it was no water burger. Really? What'd you order? I got the whatever their small burger that's double padding, whatever it's called. The the little double.

SPEAKER_00 21:02

I don't do small, bud. And uh it wasn't good. It's not good. You better watch your fucking mouth. Sorry. They're right there, bud. Um you cussed. So did you. This is a cussing episode.

SPEAKER_01 21:17

Uh I'm going back. I'm gonna keep I'm gonna keep trading with them, but it wasn't what I tell you, it wasn't wait a burger either. Yeah. Oh, it wasn't? Wait, oh, you sat inside. No, sir. Yeah. Sat inside. Well, they're not really. It wasn't cheap either.

SPEAKER_00 21:33

Oh, really? How much was that?

SPEAKER_01 21:35

I have well, I had an uh there were five of us that went. Oh shit. And it was 60 bucks.

SPEAKER_00 21:41

Hey, what do you think you are? Sunrise?

unknown 21:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 21:45

Um I I like their, it's like a Santa Fe burger. Try that, it's good. I saw that on the menu.

SPEAKER_01 21:51

Yeah, I don't know how to order the names, and there's a you can get the cupacabra burger and uh coyote and easy pal.

SPEAKER_00 22:01

Oh, what about Indians? You know, have you ever seen these Indians like on Instagram when they're like misbehaving? They're kind of fool. Yeah, they're like sneaking each other with like bats and stuff.

SPEAKER_01 22:11

No, I don't.

SPEAKER_00 22:12

I think that's like the new Looney Tunes for kids. It's just like Indians like just plank pranks at each other. I would I think there were cartoons, is what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_01 22:22

Bro, I don't why am I paying for crap? Like you shouldn't. YouTube TV, Netflix. I thought you were gonna cancel them all. Hulu. I don't even know what I'm paying for. I've canceled everything before. Oh and now I'm back to YouTube TV, Netflix, and Amazon Prime or whatever.

SPEAKER_00 22:44

I would keep Prime, but everything else I would get rid of.

SPEAKER_01 22:47

On vacation, I tried to watch stuff on Netflix. Do you know what I watched? I could because I really what I wanted to do on vacation was just lay on the couch and watch a show on my iPad. I didn't want to go to the beach. I didn't want to ride a bike. I didn't want to ride a bike, they were riding bikes out there. They want to go to La to La Playa. I would rather go to La Pryor.

SPEAKER_00 23:11

Dude.

SPEAKER_01 23:12

Yes. My son actually said that on the way home yesterday. He goes from La Playa to La Prayer. Dude, that's funny. Yeah, it was funny.

SPEAKER_00 23:22

Um I was just in La Pryor with Mac the other day. Shut up, man. Show now. Um what how did he why did he say that? Just because he wanted to be back home?

SPEAKER_01 23:32

No, he was just like making comments. And we were laughing. It's like if you had social media, then you should post that. That's funny. Um so yeah, uh, what was I saying? No, there's nothing on Netflix. There's it's I doom-scrolled that piece of crap. I ended up watching Clash of the Titans and Wrath of the Titans.

SPEAKER_00 23:55

Oh, that like uh from the Greek thing? Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 23:58

2012, 2014 movies. Okay, not good. No. Then you know what I was subjected myself to Lord of the Rings. How was that? Uh the original one way better than the ones that the 2001. Those are I used to watch those all the time. And but then they don't have all of them, so now I'm like watching them out of sequence. Watching the second one, and then like one canceled while I was watching it. It's like we don't have this anymore. I was like, why am I paying you rascals $80 a month?

SPEAKER_00 24:33

Yeah. Yeah, don't do it. I don't watch, I don't watch TV just for that reason because everything now sucks.

SPEAKER_01 24:38

And then I watched a show on the plane, you know, they give you free TV or whatever. And they have this. Are you familiar with the show Suits? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 24:49

No, no, no. The premise sounds stupid.

SPEAKER_01 24:52

I watched some of it and like it was entertaining. It was entertaining enough that I watched more than a season, which that really you have to be pretty dang good. But I don't care who you are or what you are. If there would have been a third episode in the Lonesome Dove series, people would be like, I didn't watch that. It's horrible. Like you just lose it. I've never seen that. Lonesome Dove never seen that. Well, you're a communist. Shout out to Alex. Uh but they have one called Suits LA. Uh-huh. And I watched the first episode, or maybe part of the second, on the airplane, and it may be the worst show I've ever seen in my life. When did it come up? But when the guy has his inner monologue or he's thinking to himself, he is like goes into a dream sequence to visit with his dead retarded brother, who's 14. Really? He's a grown man, but his retarded brother died when he was 14, so he stays 14 forever. And his retarded brother just like hugs him and like tells him, like, pet the puppies, Charlie, pet the puppies. Are you kidding? It's the worst. I gotta see this now. Suits LA, huh? Suits LA. Yes. And he's like, he has like Down syndrome or something. There's no reason for Down syndrome anyone to be in this. It's about lawyers. Oh, yeah.

unknown 26:05

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 26:06

That sounds very weird.

SPEAKER_01 26:08

It and maybe it all makes sense after you watch more than an episode and a half, but I will just say it was terrible. And I wanted to watch more of it on the plane, but I was then I was already committed to this Hobbit bullshit, and so I had to knock that out again.

SPEAKER_00 26:22

Yeah, the Hobbit series is not that good. Yeah, the original ones are awesome, though. Yeah. Pincha dildo baggins. Gracie the giraffe, bro. They finally found her. Everybody's making memes.

SPEAKER_01 26:38

I am telling you, I was really hoping some heel billy was gonna be showing up in a giraffe suit. Shoot around the neck. I know a guy who shot a giraffe.

SPEAKER_00 26:49

Really?

SPEAKER_01 26:50

And his friend said, Why did you shoot that giraffe? Yeah. He said, Well, I've been seeing it for days, and finally I just wanted to see that big bastard fall.

SPEAKER_00 27:02

I think that's a lot of people feel like the like back in the old days. Yeah. That's a very old thing to think about or feel.

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SPEAKER_00 27:10

Wait, where did you shoot in Africa?

SPEAKER_03 27:12

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 27:13

Well, how do you peck that out? You just let the Africans do it? Yeah. I guess you gotta have eat it too, huh?

SPEAKER_01 27:19

Yeah, I think they were I think uh they enjoyed eating it. The African people or something. That's weird to shoot a giraffe. Yeah. It's like shooting a puppy. I ate some zebra one time and yeah. Yeah. I ate some horse meat one time in Europe, too. Did you? I heard that's good. Yeah, it's red meat.

SPEAKER_00 27:42

I'm trying not to chew the ice because Ross would get mad. Shout out. Dude, we should have a gizzard party. Let's do it. I think we had one one time, didn't we? How much are gizzards these days? Like $3 for five pounds.

SPEAKER_01 27:57

Right? You can get so many gizzards. We look it up. Uh if I opened a restaurant, I would sell only gizzards, barbacoa, hot dogs, bags of chips, refried beans, and tortillas.

SPEAKER_00 28:09

That's like you call your restaurant gout.

SPEAKER_01 28:12

Gout. Stripes gout.

SPEAKER_00 28:16

Dude, that gout's a real deal. I think uh someone I know had that. Those pink chicken. Oh.

SPEAKER_01 28:21

I'll put the Laredo Taco Company out of business. I'll be the gout gizzard company.

SPEAKER_00 28:29

Dude, gizzards are good though. I don't know. People don't like them. They're amazing. I think my favorite part of the chicken. I don't even know where is that like in their chest or when it's it's in their neck.

SPEAKER_01 28:38

When it's Father's Day or my birthday, the next time Alex is like, babe, what do you want? I'm gonna say, I want you to fry up a mess of gizzards. Gizzards pork. She will hate that.

SPEAKER_00 28:48

Oh, really? You put them in the milk and the flour and stick it in the crock pot, right?

SPEAKER_01 28:54

And the fryer and the skillet.

SPEAKER_00 28:56

I know, but like, do you have a fryer?

SPEAKER_01 28:58

What do you mean? Like a fry daddy or something?

SPEAKER_00 29:00

Yeah, I remember when I remember you fried them in Midland. You put them in a crock pot and fried them.

SPEAKER_01 29:04

I didn't fry them in a crock pot.

SPEAKER_00 29:05

Yes, you did. No, no, no, no. What would you fry?

SPEAKER_01 29:07

It was either like a little fry daddy or a pan.

SPEAKER_00 29:10

Uh might have been fried daddy. I don't even know what a fried daddy is. Gizzards are uh $2.91 for two-pound troy. That's a lot of gizzards.

SPEAKER_01 29:22

$1.46 a pound.

SPEAKER_00 29:24

Tyson, you got those steroid chickens too. The big old juicy old gizzards.

SPEAKER_01 29:29

You that's a and gizzards are good diet food because there's a chance that your jaw will get tired before your belly's full and you just have to stop.

SPEAKER_00 29:37

Not me, bud. Not me. My jaw never gets tired. They have fresh chicken paws for a dollar for a pound and a half or something.

SPEAKER_01 29:46

Have you tried to eat those chicken feet before? No. Good God. I've I've tried them twice. I've tried them twice. I go, surely this has got to be better. And they're not. Don't get trapped. Is the meat? It ain't worth a damn. Are the toenails still on it? It tastes like you can't have that in your mouth and be like, damn, this isn't a chicken foot. You know it's a chicken foot. And it tastes like a chicken foot wrapped in a sponge. Like a spiky sum bitch. It's horrible. It's horrible. But people do like them. People do. I'm not one of those people. They like pickled pig's feet too. Yeah, I've had that. Is that good? No. No. No. It just tastes like vinegar, like meat vinegar.

SPEAKER_00 30:30

I saw somebody eating a snout off a pig. Might be okay. That might be alright.

SPEAKER_01 30:36

If it's barbecued, I think I would have it.

SPEAKER_00 30:38

I think they cooked it in Kool-Aid.

SPEAKER_01 30:40

Let's have a gizzard party. Dude, are we gonna have a gizzard party? Yeah. Let's do it. Should organize like a whole weekend at Gizzard Fest. Maybe OG Gizzard Party. Gizzards and lot lizards. Nice.

SPEAKER_00 30:56

Dude, there's the old homeless guy walking in the morning. I came and there's I heard this. And I was like, what the hell is that? And I look and this guy's walking fast. Ah and then he just like walked through this brush out here. He goes down in the slough. He lives in the slough. Oh, he was just like, ah, and he was like just walking. He walks so fast, just in there, in like he's like a hobbit.

SPEAKER_01 31:19

Just uh Max told me he goes, if you visit with that guy, you'll think he's normal for the first 10 or 15 minutes. He goes, and then it'll get real crazy. I thought he I thought he got attacked by an alligator, dude. It was crazy. Uh I'm just imagining the AI image for this episode. Gizzards and lot lizards.

SPEAKER_00 31:41

I love it. It's gonna be very adults.

SPEAKER_01 31:45

I'll make it for family friendly. Good.

SPEAKER_00 31:47

What about your sign, dude? Your sign. Your sign in front of the We got the sign. We're up and running.

SPEAKER_01 31:54

Right now, it's we only I don't even know how to work it yet. Gabby hasn't showed me. She has like a whole laptop before she said. Yeah, it has its own laptop just for the sign. And uh shout out my old buddy Todd, Todd and Midland Todd. He said a sign like that is a lot of responsibility for a small town smartass.

SPEAKER_00 32:14

Especially on the out when you're leaving town, it's like the last thing you see. Yeah, it's the brightest thing you can see, probably out here. I like it. I love it. I like it. We're gonna get a lot of traffic on the for the Negpod if you put our thing on there.

SPEAKER_01 32:27

You think it'll spike?

SPEAKER_00 32:29

Yeah. Dude, a lot of people travel through here. And on their way to St. Antonio, like, what am I gonna listen to? Negpod 40. Exactly. Download now.

SPEAKER_01 32:39

Especially now that we can be like episode 40, because people will be like, these guys, this is this isn't just some off the cuff. They're bona fide. Yeah. Yeah. Bona fide. He's a keeper.

SPEAKER_00 32:51

What is that, uh, O Brother? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 32:54

Uh did you see where the the Michigan Ham tram? Ham track, Michigan, H A M T R A M C K Michigan. They now have a Muslim majority city council.

SPEAKER_00 33:10

I think I've seen that.

SPEAKER_01 33:11

And the and the city council voted to permanently ban displaying LGBTQ pride flags on public property. Basically, they ban showcasing and acknowledging pride in any public form. I've been saying this. Uh I think they're gonna we have a lot in common. But it's funny, the the town is full of liberal democrats until the Muslims now have taken control. Is that and the liberal democrats were keeping they were the ones supporting and empowering the Muslims who are now taking their rights away.

SPEAKER_00 33:48

Well, what is the what is the relationship between pride and why do they like Muslims so much? What do you mean? Like the like the if you if you get you asked Pride about Palestine or Muslims, they're like, they're we're for that, but they're against what you believe.

SPEAKER_01 34:06

I that I don't understand. I don't I don't understand. And I I think at the very basis of it, I think there's probably the mass majority of Muslim people aren't out wanting to hate gay people. But but but they dang sure aren't gonna openly endorse it and empower it. Yeah. And that's like I'm not trying to put anything like they're doing

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SPEAKER_01 34:30

they're hating or doing anything like that. They're just not endorsing and empowering it. And that's it. And on the other hand, that's the majority. The pride people are all about embracing and empowering like everyone except Christians, traditional American values, they hate Christians, and that's not true. That's that's a blanket statement, but in the media, that is how it's portrayed. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 34:56

I don't know. I think we've they've I think we've pushed it so far, like with women, and like they're so like they don't wear any clothes now. I think they're going to where they're like, maybe we should just put on huchabs.

SPEAKER_01 35:09

I feel like there's a ton of uh conservative gays and gay Republicans, like a like a bunch. So that's just a blanket statement.

SPEAKER_00 35:20

But are they still like I think they still have their little their sexual stuff? Even if they're conservative, they're like, I still like to get freaky.

SPEAKER_02 35:28

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 35:30

I don't know, dude. It's weird. It's weird. Everybody's weird. Yeah, it's weird. Everybody's weird.

SPEAKER_01 35:35

At least we have AC. Um, so here's this is a question you had. Could yeah, at least we have AC. Could 2,000 special forces troops take over the Capitol?

SPEAKER_00 35:48

I I think they could.

SPEAKER_01 35:50

I will say now American special forces now that I'm an expert in in army combat from watching three Lord of the Rings movies, I'd with 350 dwarves, you can defeat a lot of things. I think with bulletproof, I think with 2,000 Green Berets or Marines or whatever, ranger, army rangers.

SPEAKER_00 36:15

They could take over the whole country, probably. You could probably take a state over for sure. Yeah, like Montana. Yeah, I don't know about Montana.

SPEAKER_01 36:22

Everybody'd be like, I've been waiting for this my whole life, brother.

SPEAKER_00 36:26

But I know a lot of a lot of the armed forces, they're all white special forces. People were like scared of the Muslims. You know, I'm scared of the Green Beret white dude. I'm scared of that guy. Yeah, keep him away from me.

SPEAKER_01 36:39

We we used to have the good veterans that would come home and start motorcycle gangs.

SPEAKER_00 36:43

What do they do now? Those weren't the good ones. Were they? Yeah. They join the they joined the uh they joined Congress.

SPEAKER_01 36:51

Uh I think um What's Dan Crenshaw doing now? Uh the one-eyed man at the glory hole.

SPEAKER_00 36:58

I could look at it.

SPEAKER_01 37:02

Dan Crenshaw, let me look it up.

SPEAKER_00 37:04

Uh, he's still in office until January. He's the lame duck in it. I I feel bad for him because he lost his eye and I appreciate his service. He just acted like an asshole.

SPEAKER_01 37:15

Yeah, he didn't.

SPEAKER_00 37:16

I'm sorry, dude. He went full asshole. He was just like wanted to be a party boy. I'm like, you lost your eye, okay, but you don't have to be an asshole.

SPEAKER_01 37:28

When when he had uh the Steve Acoy at his birthday party, I said that's too much for Steve Aoki? Yeah, Steve Ayoki.

SPEAKER_00 37:37

Yeah, dude, that's way too much. Uh what's he doing now? Nothing. I can't. Well, nobody knows. He's married. Is he even from Texas? I don't know. I agree with Katie. What about have you heard anything about the the our little gremlin uh representative?

SPEAKER_01 37:56

Brandon Herrera?

SPEAKER_00 37:57

Yeah. I have not. Dude, this is he is our fault. Because we we don't we're like so detached from that that we have some guy from fucking wherever come in and it looks like if they get he came from the trolls movie and they gave him a makeover to run for office. Yeah, he looks like that like that movie Gremlins, that little uh That's horrible where you pour the water on him, the little fuzzball.

SPEAKER_01 38:22

Uh like don't feed him every time. The word on the street is uh he's if he wins, which he will one turn or I don't know if he'll win. Who's he gonna run? That lady? That lady may beat him.

SPEAKER_00 38:40

I don't know. She's kind of weird. What's her name?

SPEAKER_01 38:43

Katie by the uh stout.

SPEAKER_00 38:46

She's very stout. Oh stout lady. Uh yeah, I think 2000 they can take over. I don't think they should, but they could.

SPEAKER_01 38:54

Somebody will have to win that election, but I'll tell you who it won't be. The people of District 23.

SPEAKER_00 39:01

Ain't that the truth?

SPEAKER_01 39:02

That's the truth.

SPEAKER_00 39:03

I have a song. Remember that song Summer of 69 by Brian Adams? I have one called Summer of 2023 by a random Indian guy. It was my first 7-Eleven. Uh fuck. Sorry. Um I bought it with my H1B work there till I got a little bored. It was a summer of 2023. Yeah. That's it. I think you're on to something there. Uh, I just wanted to sing that.

SPEAKER_01 39:36

Did you almost fight a bear?

SPEAKER_00 39:37

No. I was in Florida and I was tired. It was like midnight, and I went to the hotel, and I'm pulling around. I'm like, can't wait to park my truck. And there's that bear in the parking lot. All the cubs. This bear is huge. Like the size of you? Maybe a little bit bigger. And it was the size of me, like hunched over. If it would have stood up, it would have been like twice the size. It was huge. It was eating. And the night but the the more I stayed there the night before, and uh in the morning there's trash everywhere. And I thought like the the dump truck driver like just spilled it all with an asshole. But no, they get in the trash every night.

SPEAKER_01 40:16

Every night the bears eat the trash. Can't keep them out of it.

SPEAKER_00 40:18

Can't keep the lady at the front desk, they lock it, they put stuff on it, they they find a way in. And uh, I was like, Well, are they friendly? She was like, No, they're not friendly, stay where they're dangerous. I was like, Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 40:32

They look kind of friendly. I mean, if you had to choose at your business pack of bears who eat the trash or homeless crackheads, I'm probably choosing bear. Bad bear. I would, I would, I would change my name and be like the bear in. Yeah, they're kind of cute, dude. Lean into this wildlife.

SPEAKER_00 40:51

And the night before, I I was uh I heard snakes. My dad's like, you heard a snake. I'm like, I kind of it's like a hiss. And I heard frogs. There's all sorts of wildlife out there.

SPEAKER_01 41:01

It's a weird place, dude. You should have gone out there and tried to catch one of those big pythons.

SPEAKER_00 41:05

I would have gotten bit. It'd be alright. Wouldn't my dog got bit today by a possum. What? Yeah, my my dog, it's like it's this big, it's like a like half a foot long, six inches long. It's a tiny little chihuahua. Went underneath the garage and there's a possum bit the shit out of her. Yeah, take her to the vet. Like one of his things like went right under her nose. Oh shit. Yeah. But uh, I guess they're worried about rabies, and the doctor's like, no, they they those marsupials they usually don't carry rabies. Uh, learned something. They don't. They gave her a shot anyway. There you go.

SPEAKER_01 41:42

What'd that cost? Any idea? A hundred. A hundred? Can you believe that? That's cheap. You got it out of there. That was a life and death situation. You got out there for a hundred. A hundred bucks. I rescued a dog because I'm a good Samaritan. Shut up! Oh no, don't do that. Shut up, bitch! Yes, saved the dog. Got it out of dog prison.

SPEAKER_00 42:06

I saw a German shepherd down the road. I'm like, you should have got this one.

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SPEAKER_01 42:11

Uh really good looking dog. And needed to go to the vet today to get shots and checked out and scan and make sure it wasn't somebody else's dog. And then they like scanned it for a chip and then they go, No, it's your dog now. And then we did all this stuff, and they're like, Do you want this? And like, it's got these parasites, and it's got heartworms. And I have the kids with me. I have the kids with me. And so they're like, it did it had everything but heartworms. It didn't have heartworms, but it's like it has this disease and it has this deal, and it's got gut parasites, and it's got it needs a fleeing tick, and it's got a tick bloodborne pathogen. We can treat all this. And with everything I left, guess how much it was when I left the vet? Is it a thousand? $802. Dude. And the girl goes, Well, I guess he's your dog now, $800 later. I was like, Yeah, no. He's smart ass.

SPEAKER_00 43:04

They love talking shit.

SPEAKER_01 43:06

Well, I knew I'm all in there, and so yes, they did love talking shit.

SPEAKER_00 43:11

Um wait, so was the dog like is it like a friendly dog?

SPEAKER_01 43:16

It's an awesome dog.

SPEAKER_00 43:17

Okay, well, I thought you wanted a not friendly dog. I thought you wanted a double moon with like a fighter jet profile that with like big sharp teeth.

SPEAKER_01 43:26

I think this dog will do that for me once I win his trust.

SPEAKER_00 43:29

Once you feed a gunpowder.

SPEAKER_01 43:31

They do that, dude. I haven't read that. I've bought one of those uh uh uh dog books. What's that guy that's the dog whisperer or whatever?

SPEAKER_00 43:40

Oh uh Giorgio Armani. Gregory Carlos.

SPEAKER_01 43:44

I don't know. I don't know. This one's by Michael Vick or something, but um, that's a good one. Yeah, I get this dog hemmed up into shape.

SPEAKER_00 43:52

I saw a thing where they they found uh they were at a no kill shelter at San Antonio, maybe and they found a hundred dead dogs in the back. They were just Killing they're like, fuck all these dogs. They start killing them.

SPEAKER_01 44:02

Oh, that's uh one of the I mean it's not funny, but part of the deal with this screw worm, they have the flights to forever where they take the dogs to to states where their stray dogs freeze to death during the winter so they don't have a stray dog problem.

SPEAKER_00 44:15

That's forever.

SPEAKER_01 44:16

When the war when the winter comes, no more, no mind. Forever. So then we take our stray dogs up there and they put them in their shelters or rehoming systems, and so it's a supply chain. Well, a lot of those states have outlawed dogs coming from here because of the screw worm. Oh, really? So now you have these no-kill shelters that had a no their plan was they have to export these dogs. They're all killed. Now it's a problem. It's a problem, dude. Well, I didn't know I think no limits is doing dog killing now as part of they've expanded their company. Yeah, no limits fences and dog killing. Shut up, Baxter. Shut up, Baxter. He goes old school away. He just gets a burlap sack and takes it down there when they're picking up trash at the river and they just hold it in there with some rocks and then they fill up the bag with trash, throw it away.

SPEAKER_00 45:10

Remember when we moved into the house here in Uvalde when we were real young, and the this our neighbor was like had a bucket full of water, and he was like playing in the bucket. And we were really young. We walked to the fence, it was just right across the fence. What are you doing? We're just like kids. He was like, I'm drowning these cats, you know, these kittens, and he's like, just drowning them, but we're like, we're just staring at him like, what the hell? He said drowned like a hundred of them. Like, oh my god, it was it was gruesome. Was he eating them or anything? Yeah, he just uh this drowning him and throwing him in the trash. Damn. Yeah, he was uh I wish I knew who that was. Stay away from him.

SPEAKER_02 45:54

Take me back to the good old days.

SPEAKER_00 45:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 46:00

What a weird dude. Are you a Parker McCollum fan?

SPEAKER_00 46:04

Uh I actually listened to him on the sh on the way back from Florida because you've been talking about him so much. He sounds like 90s, like all this new country sounds like 90s music. He is like it's like Matchbox 20.

SPEAKER_01 46:18

And he's catchy, but I don't like him.

SPEAKER_00 46:22

You'll listen to a song and you'll just you'll let it play. Yes, it's better than a lot. It's better than silence. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. It's silence pretty good. That's that weird.

SPEAKER_01 46:33

But you weren't really familiar with him, and you just no, no.

SPEAKER_00 46:35

I've heard it. I've I listened to him like, I think I've heard this song at a jukebox once or twice.

SPEAKER_01 46:40

I've been so busy, but I hadn't even had a chance to go look at this Ford. Which one?

SPEAKER_00 46:45

Oh, this one? Yeah. Some guy asked me about it. He pulled A way. And I turned around and it's like, is that truck for sale? Oh, it will be. How much is it? I'm like, I don't know. It's not for sale. I don't know what the price is. They come back on the 11th. It probably is. It's nice in there. And the guy I got picked it up from uh he was a weird guy, but he was he was nice. I think he was from the northeast.

SPEAKER_01 47:10

Really?

SPEAKER_00 47:11

There's all those transplants. There's a bunch of people.

SPEAKER_01 47:14

He was he was cool when I talked to him on the phone. Yeah, he was cool.

SPEAKER_00 47:16

He was a close talker though. I rolled the window down, he got right up in my face. Oh man. I was like, okay.

SPEAKER_01 47:22

Alright, calm down. Uh I want to show you his basement.

SPEAKER_00 47:27

I got that vibe. He had like little cutoff jean shorts.

SPEAKER_01 47:34

Like a Florida uniform. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 47:36

It was hot, dude. Sweltering. Yeah, he said it hadn't rained in a while. Um, oh yeah, shout out Johnny Mena. Um, Johnny and uh his dad, and all the menas listen. So shout out the Mena family out there. Shout out, Steven, big dog. Big dog, yeah. They listen, they he drive they're driving. He said that they listen while they drive. Oh, I like that. Isn't that cool? I like that.

SPEAKER_01 48:02

I go to the barbershop, uh, take uh some stickers down there. I gotta go buy there.

SPEAKER_00 48:06

I never get my hair cut there. I've never been. Do you have an appointment? I text him and say, hey, can I let me make an appointment?

SPEAKER_01 48:12

I can buy there. They do walk-ins too, but he's a busy man. So I hate doing that walk-in. Uh you never know you're gonna get the walk-in. You might walk in and sit in the chair, you may walk in and be a while.

SPEAKER_00 48:21

That's okay, too. It's okay. I got a great cliffs. Well, they just give me a buzz, they just buzz my head like with a three.

SPEAKER_01 48:32

What uh what's up with what what did you understand all that stuff we got from Tanya about her husband and got Bill Gates gave him AIDS? Or no, why was his face all swelled up like he'd had bad plastic botched plastic surgery?

SPEAKER_00 48:48

It's lone star tick syndrome. I uh it's like I forgot what it's called, but it's part of it you can't eat meat. There's like an enzyme that prevents you from eating or you for how long you break out I think forever. I think it's in and out for a long time.

SPEAKER_01 49:03

It's like a vegetarian bug? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 49:06

Any type of pressure.

SPEAKER_01 49:07

You're telling me I don't have to get shots, I don't have to go to the gym, I don't have to do anything. I could just but then what I just would I eat French fries or what? Twinkies. Oh, Twinkies. Oh, it might get worse. You're gonna get worse than that. I thought I would just be eating carrots.

SPEAKER_00 49:22

No, you're gonna sell eating all carbs. Bread's fine. Oh my god. That gluten will be your best friend. Oh my god. And your worst enemy. But yeah, the I forgot what it's called, but uh that Lone Star Tick deal is real. It's real.

SPEAKER_01 49:35

Has that always been around? Are we just hearing about it?

SPEAKER_00 49:37

No, well they there was uh some guy in the economic

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SPEAKER_00 49:40

where World Economic Forum was talking about how what it does. And on an auto uh out of the blue, everyone started getting it. They started finding them. There's people that they said they found like about boxes of ticks like on the property. The Lancer Tick. These bastards. What are they doing? It's not that guys, if you're listening, it's not that bad. We're we're okay. We don't need the tick.

SPEAKER_01 50:03

We need 2,000 special forces, guys, to take over this these tick breeding bastards.

SPEAKER_00 50:08

I didn't want to say it, dude. Greta Thunberg.

SPEAKER_01 50:12

Going down, going down.

SPEAKER_00 50:14

Going down. Yeah. Oh, God. Oh, who's that license to carry guy here on 5th and 90? You know what I'm talking about? He's always parked there.

SPEAKER_01 50:24

He is. Have you have you talked about it? I've never seen anybody there talking to him.

SPEAKER_00 50:28

I've seen him driving down the street. Yeah, I've never seen anybody talking to him.

SPEAKER_01 50:32

He's just doing license to carry classes. You can get uh one of those online now that reciprocates with most states. And a lot of states you don't need license to carry anymore.

SPEAKER_00 50:42

I heard you, but I heard if you go, like you cross into a state with a gun, you can go to jail for like five years. Really? Like there was a lady who crossed from Pennsylvania, New Jersey, and she had a gun and she went to jail for five years.

SPEAKER_01 50:56

That's bad. That's scary, dude. That's bad. What about white people with guns? She was white. What? This is outrageous. I made that sound. No, you if you go into if you get caught in like Manhattan with a gun. Oh damn, it's over. It's it's serious. Binass.

SPEAKER_00 51:16

You might as well be in Afghanistan. How do you feel, buddy? You're in a good mood.

SPEAKER_01 51:22

I'm glad to be home. Yeah. I had chorizo and egg this morning for breakfast, starting my day off.

SPEAKER_00 51:28

Alright, I was there.

SPEAKER_01 51:30

I think the chor You were there. The chorizo and egg taco and my new dog, less expenses. Pretty excited about that today. Less expenses. I'm gonna start taking this dog everywhere with me. We should. I'm gonna have it bite someone. How old is that? But not on purpose. It's about a year and a half old. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00 51:49

So young.

SPEAKER_01 51:50

Perfect age. Yep. It's gonna be the biggest bitch.

SPEAKER_00 51:54

Is it a boy?

SPEAKER_01 51:55

It is.

SPEAKER_00 51:56

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 51:56

Should I cut his pilotas? You got to. That's what they say.

SPEAKER_00 52:00

Well, I don't know. Should you? Shitty. Are you good?

SPEAKER_01 52:04

And they're big, they're grindy pilotas.

SPEAKER_00 52:06

How do you explain that to a child? Is that their introduction into sexuality, like a dog's penis?

SPEAKER_02 52:15

Um that's a good question.

SPEAKER_00 52:16

Another, what is this thing? And they're like, well, that's a penis, and those are testicles.

SPEAKER_01 52:21

Yeah, they were telling me that the dog is intact, and I couldn't understand what they were telling me. And finally they were like, he's got his testicles. I was like, oh, okay. Okay, thank you. Thanks. I didn't ask for half a dog.

SPEAKER_00 52:38

I thought they did that automatically. They just neutered him.

SPEAKER_01 52:41

Well, yeah, but the it came from the pound and bracketbills. And like the literally the pound in Bracketville is a heavy chain in a tree.

SPEAKER_00 52:51

That makes a lot of sense.

SPEAKER_01 52:53

Yeah, it is. There were too many backward hats dads.

SPEAKER_00 52:58

I see them everywhere. I see them San Antonio.

SPEAKER_01 53:01

There's a lot of them.

SPEAKER_00 53:02

You hate that, don't you? I just um it's too casual for me. I don't like it. It's too cool. It's just too casual. I don't like the way those people are. Yeah. Like 40-year-old dads. Backwards hat. I hate it. And shorts.

SPEAKER_01 53:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 53:19

Tattoo.

SPEAKER_01 53:20

A lot of tattoos. A lot of Starbucks? Uh, there's some of those that's uh Starbucks for sure. That's for sure. I got an email the other day that said protect your brand by registering, and there's a new domain.sucks. So I could get like ned negpod.sux. We might do that. Or Uvaldi City of Uvaldi.sux or what like and they were trying to sell me like who was like old Gmotors.sucks or whatever. Yeah, they're like, protect your brand. And I was just like, I just don't, I don't that would be ultimate flattery, maybe. I know that sounds like a very bad idea.

SPEAKER_02 54:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 54:08

Someone would have to put a lot of work into like to what to like making that a real sticking point for someone.

SPEAKER_00 54:16

Yeah, that sounds like a lot of work for not a lot of payoff. Yeah. Uh so should we do that? No, no, no.

SPEAKER_01 54:24

I just thought it was uh interesting. Like, surely they were having a meeting, they're like, we gotta sell more brand, we gotta sell more domains. Sucks.

SPEAKER_00 54:32

Wait, can we can we do old G-Motors.uvaldi? Do they have that? I don't know. Maybe check that out. I guess we can't. We already have ours, ours. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 54:42

Shout out, OG Motors. OG Motors. Big uh grand opening coming up on Saturday, July the 11th. Is that next weekend? 10 to 2. Not this Saturday, but the following Saturday.

SPEAKER_00 54:54

And what are we gonna have there?

SPEAKER_02 54:56

Hot dogs! Hot dogs, hot dogs.

SPEAKER_00 54:59

My mom's coming by. Nice. Yeah, I'll be here too. Nice. I like it. I like it. I'll be here. How are you gonna park everything? Are you gonna bring a lot and just park them up front? Uh I gotta figure that out. Or maybe, maybe uh what's it called?

SPEAKER_01 55:13

I gotta clear, I'm gonna clear out this whole front so that we can set up and people can, you know, hang out under the shade there. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 55:20

What about popcorn machine? I don't have one. I have one in my hand. My mom has one. It's brand new in the box. Did I bring it? Where'd she get that? I think somebody gave it to her. Or she won it in a raffle. What was she gonna do with it? Nothing. You want it?

SPEAKER_01 55:32

We should bring it up here.

SPEAKER_00 55:33

I'll bring it tomorrow. Yeah. Shout out, mother. Yeah, we'll put it up. I saw it today. They're clearing out the uh her back uh storage room.

SPEAKER_01 55:42

They always have those at bars, so I I'm sure there doesn't there isn't much maintenance.

SPEAKER_00 55:48

It's just like a microwave. They have one at uh did they have still have one at um sunrise? They used to they had one there for a while.

SPEAKER_01 55:56

Is it not there? I hadn't seen it lately. Maybe that's the one your mom got.

SPEAKER_00 56:00

No, no, this one's brand new in a box. Uh I think my mom was like, I have that. I like that. Have you noticed at sunrise, though, people just go in the back and make their own drinks?

SPEAKER_01 56:10

They've got a lot of stuff. What the hell is that going on?

SPEAKER_00 56:14

I'm gonna give me a tea, and they just like dipped her cup in it.

SPEAKER_01 56:18

I do that at Ophelia's.

SPEAKER_00 56:20

Oh, you do? Yeah. I think it's observed myself. That's obnoxious.

SPEAKER_01 56:23

It is obnoxious.

SPEAKER_00 56:25

I saw a guy there, he had a credit card and he was banging on the table, and and then what a resumer came by and grabbed it. I'm like, dude, this is grouse. But I but he's I bet he goes there every day.

SPEAKER_01 56:38

Uh oh, when we were on vacation, my wonderful wife, Alex, she said, uh she said, Do you sometimes there I guess we saw like an odd couple or something? And she said, uh, do you wish you had a mail order? Do you I'm surprised you never got a mail order bride. Where would you have gotten one from? And I said the school of the deaf, dumb, and blind. That's that's funny. That was pretty good. I like something Wally would say. She did not like she didn't she she laughed that she got an asshole answer for me, but she was like, of course you had to take it.

SPEAKER_00 57:19

That's a weird thing to ask, though. I don't think you would ever do that.

SPEAKER_01 57:21

I thought I think we saw an older man with a really young Asian bride, and it was just like a mean stereotype.

SPEAKER_00 57:27

Might have been a boy.

SPEAKER_01 57:28

Might have been.

SPEAKER_00 57:29

Yeah. Have you seen these these videos of these women in Thailand? They look just like women, but they're men.

SPEAKER_01 57:37

You can't tell, bud.

SPEAKER_00 57:38

You can't tell.

SPEAKER_01 57:39

You can't tell.

SPEAKER_00 57:40

And I I never had the urge to go do that, but some people do.

SPEAKER_01 57:44

Is that where when I see your vacation request come in? I'll know you're going to- Lady Boyne.

SPEAKER_00 57:51

I never go on vacation. I don't like you. You lucky, lucky man. I've been on vacation. It was okay. If I go on vacation, it's just to go pick up my scout and go to Sea Island. Take my parents.

SPEAKER_01 58:10

That's my vacation. You go walk around North Star Mall and hate everyone. Hell yeah, dude. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Oh.

SPEAKER_00 58:18

Oh. Dude, I've been changing all these batteries. Oh, what's up?

SPEAKER_01 58:23

I have a great idea for a movie. What is that? Oh, yeah, I read this. So think about this.

SPEAKER_00 58:30

I think this is a movie, but yeah.

SPEAKER_01 58:33

So there's we have to think of the perfect situation, but there's at least two or three criminals that take a hostage that get into a situation where they find themselves taking hostages.

OG Motors Grand Opening Plans

SPEAKER_01 58:50

And the hostages, let's say there's like six hostages.

SPEAKER_00 58:54

Alright, can it be at first date Banky Valde? It could be. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 58:59

And of the six hostages, one of them is a psychopath. And nobody knows it. And he's really excited. He's enjoying this. This is the most exciting thing. Like you and you have a backstory on this guy, and like he's just he's out there. Like he doesn't know what he's gonna do. Like if he's gonna kill himself or kill he's just so like what's the what am I looking for? He's he's just numb. He's numb to the world. Like he knows he doesn't feel anything, he doesn't feel fear, he doesn't feel like anything. And this is the most exciting thing that's ever happened to him, is he's becomes a hostage. And so he wants to be the best hostage. He says, How can I make myself the most valuable hostage? And so while the other guys they put him in a room, he he starts killing the other hostages. With what? His hands, whatever, whatever, like a pen, and one of the guys is a banker, he's got a tie on, strangles him with a tie. Like he's he's eliminating them in this room. Yeah. And then the guys come back in, and uh it's just the psychopath. That'd be stupid. And he's like, it's just me, guys. I'm your only hostage, I'm the most valuable hostage. And he and he's really playing the part now, and he's not even thinking about killing them because he's made himself so valuable. Yeah. And now these guys are getting freaked out. And so he's like, he's starting to scare them. And so now all of a sudden they become the like the victims. And then the last thing is, is he ends up killing them, and then he comes out the hero, and so he makes up all this story, and the movie like turns with him being like, it's like hero who takes out horrible criminals who killed five hostages, and then he goes on to like become the mayor of this town and all this stuff, and it's all but he killed everyone. I think we can have Chad GPT write this. But I think it would be like it would be a movie like you came out of the movie theater and you were like, You would not know. You're like, what the fuck just happened? Like one of the hostages is a kid, yeah, and he kills the kid, and it's a brutal killing. But then this guy's the as is the celebrated hero at the end of it, like key to the city. And I think you're onto a million-dollar idea.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:27

I think this is a brilliant we should ask Chat GPT to write this. Thriller, it'd be more interesting than anything I've seen in the last 10 years.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:36

I agree 100%.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:37

At least 10.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:37

It'd be better than all of the dog shit on Netflix.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:41

Dude, it's so bad. Yeah, I watched a movie though. If you see a movie on HBO in a hotel room, don't you like just have to watch it?

SPEAKER_01 1:01:49

Yeah. Do you feel like that? If I see the Shawsank Redemption on like USA Netflix, I gotta it'll be five hours long. I gotta watch it. You gotta watch the whole thing. I gotta watch it.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:59

I watched a movie called Warfare on my hotel room, and it was like it was the most awkward, like it's about like uh the Iraq war. Dude, it was violent and like depressing. It was good though.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:15

What's your favorite realtor? A good-looking female realtor or a cowboy hat man realtor?

SPEAKER_00 1:02:22

None, neither. I hate them all. There's so many.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:27

I see the Billboard to the cowboy hat wearing military when AI takes over and they're just breeding dumb humans. That's it's just gonna be like, get a hat realtor and a hot realtor, and they're gonna.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:38

I'm surprised Chris Conrad doesn't have a cowboy hat yet. Chris Conrad, put a cowboy hat on. Put a cowboy hat on. He's somewhere houses, probably. Do you know any women realtors?

SPEAKER_01 1:02:50

What if we if you're a beautiful woman, get a hat, get a cowboy hat. You'll not level up.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:55

Talk about two birds. That's it. Do we know any beautiful realtors? I know. I don't either. I know. I mean, there there might be, I don't know by name. Yeah. Yeah, there are though. Dude, that cowboy hat wearing realtor is they just they just care about money. It's sick. They would sell they would sell half of Texas to China, probably.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:21

It's like I when I see her, it's like if I started wearing a cowboy hat up here at the used car lot. You probably have to. I think you're gonna have to buy one, at least. I'm gonna have to. Yeah. You better watch out out there, guys. I'm coming for my real estate license. Are you really? After my auctioneer license. No, I'm not. Well, are you gonna get your auctioneer? I am. Good.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:43

I'm out of T. Love that T. Um. Um Yeah, I don't like real estate agents. What do they do? What do they do? They set up like houses and push paper. I fucking hate that.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:59

What uh Chris Connor. I kind of want to be a tour guide that lies. I've seen that.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:05

That's a movie, I think. Or a show.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:07

I would watch that show.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:09

It's funny. He just lied. Wait, why didn't you actually come up with that? I went on a tour. Oh, you did? Yeah. That sounds so boring.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:16

And I didn't know it was a I've I don't know anything when we go on trips, and so I just Oh, she books it all? Yeah, and uh does a great job. And we went on a tour of Mayan ruins, and I get in the van, and this is older, I was like, there's a driver, and there's another guy. Why do we have two guys? And like we get in, and he's just starts, he's he just starts talking to us about the history of Mexico and telling me all this stuff, and like this guy talked for four hours, but he was just teaching me about Mexico. Is he tunnel? Yeah, okay, and uh and we went to see the ruins, and finally at like one point he told me something. I go, I don't know if that's true. And then I looked it up on Chat GPT and it like had nothing about it on there. And I said, Well, he might be right. Do you give him the benefit of the doubt? I gave him the benefit of the doubt because he might be in the lives there, yeah. There was more evidence for his side of the story.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:16

I think chats. I went on a vacation one time. We went to uh New Orleans, somewhere around there, and we did the tour of like the slave quarters, and I did my impersonation of a slave, and it killed. Really? There's like eight people. People I didn't know they were laughing their ass off. I'm not gonna do it now. But it was good.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:37

You maybe you could be a tour guide with it. I probably could.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:40

Yeah. You want to move to New Orleans to do it?

SPEAKER_01 1:05:44

What's up with those girls from Del Rio that killed that other girl? They were they were kind of like uh it's like Evaldi move.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:52

The three hood rats getting after the last hood rat.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:55

I wonder why they did that.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:57

Do you think they caught them because they were their fingerprints were Left in hot Cheeto dust.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:01

My God.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:02

On the murder weapons. God, dude. Oh, Takis. I apologize. Did they stab him? Did they st- Oh, did you read anything about it? I think I saw you said three Del Rio girls accused of fatally stabbing mother of four. Yeah. All I saw was three or the Del Rio girls arrested in on suspicion or on murder charges. Yeah. And they were all young, like 18, 20, 23 years old.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:28

They're like pretty young girls.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:29

Pretty, they were all pretty young girls. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:31

Pretty, like pretty young.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:33

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:34

Yeah. I wonder why they would do that. Like, what?

SPEAKER_01 1:06:37

What is up with these hood rats? You think it's just hood rats? I think they were all the maybe they were Joe Del Toro's nieces. Remember Joe?

SPEAKER_00 1:06:46

Wait, what was Joe D what was his story again?

SPEAKER_01 1:06:48

The quad mom killer. He went to Florida too, but wait, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:51

Well, what was his story again? I forgot all about it. Who? Joey Del Toro.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:54

He was the Quad Mom killer. What is that? Some guy in Florida hired him to

Hostage Movie Idea And Hot Takes

SPEAKER_01 1:07:00

kill his wife, who was a mother of quadruplets. And then they figured out it was Joey Del Toro who went to high school in Evaldi. That's the one. And then he fled to a cunya and he was like, I'm safe. And they're like, you gotta go back. And they brought him to the middle of the bridge and gave him to the Texas Rangers. That's funny.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:19

Yeah, that's sad though. Yeah. I don't understand this murder. How can you murder someone? I don't even like being rude. Yeah. It's all how you're raised, bud. Shout out, Mama Dad.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:30

I heard a song this morning, maybe the worst song I've ever heard. Have you ever heard it called Tijuana Tanya?

SPEAKER_00 1:07:35

I know Tijuana Mama sausages. Those are good.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:37

Well, they're they're not good, but they're better than that song.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:40

Well, me and Beto think they're good. Yeah, y'all do. Tijuana Tanya. That's the song?

SPEAKER_01 1:07:46

Yeah. I heard it this morning on the way to breakfast on the Country 104.9. Oh, it was on the Kyok Country. It was made, it was it was on radio.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:55

Yeah. I had to live listened to that. Who sings it? I don't know. Probably Blake Shelton or something. Oh, Blake Shelton. Oh, we're talking about all the food you had in Cancun. Yeah. You said it was just like kind of was it American? Oh, they had all kinds, right?

SPEAKER_01 1:08:12

Yeah, instead of like a resort, they have a couple restaurants, and you have like breakfast buffet, and then they have like a Mexican restaurant. It's different Mexican. They have an Italian place. It was pretty good. And it had like a grill. So I don't know. Did they have a guy fiery's? No, they didn't have a guy fiery.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:31

Under eating there. It's probably good.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:32

They had a guy fiery in the airport. Uh the airport is insane coming back. I hated it. I hated it. I did. I did.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:44

What was the worst thing about it?

SPEAKER_01 1:08:46

It was just so I forget part of the every time some fucker goes on, there I am F-bomb. I don't think I've F-bomb this whole episode. Yeah, you have. Well you go and they're there's just some fucker on vacation who thinks because they're on vacation that they're special. And they're more important than everyone else. There's something about a person on vacation that thinks that they're entitled to something. And that's what I hate about it. And so when you go to a destination place like that, essentially 99% of everyone is on vacation. And everyone's, it's my vacation, don't ruin my vacation. Oh yeah. It's my vacation.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:35

And I hate that. It's like the one time they get to cut loose.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:38

Yeah, and like everything's about the vacation, and like you should like would none of us should be here on vacation. No. This should just this should still be a full of sand fleas and snakes.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:50

You should be in the station wagon driving across the country.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:53

That's where you should be. You should be on your way to Mount Rushmore, like I guess.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:57

Like a true American at least I know I'm free. I'll stop and eat at a waffle house. And my marker 23. And I've got, yeah, stand up, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:11

And I'll stand up if my gout's not too bad. Dude, gout's a real deal. I think I'm gonna I think I have a little pain in my foot. I thought I had it. Gout. 100 degree weather, we talked about that. Um, the tea we talked about that. Oh, Sonic is the best tea, I think. And you got a new dog. Oh, dude, we did uh we did it. Oh, what about Caitlin Clark Clark neck punch? Did you see that? I saw just like a clip on it. You can't beat up the star. You know what I tell my parents? They were like, they were mad about it. I'm like, I like that that happened. And they were like, why? And I say, because when you lay down with dogs, you get fleas. That's why.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:53

Uh that WNBA really is a bust. Do they really hate her? Don't they?

SPEAKER_00 1:10:58

Why do they hate her so much? Because she's white, she's straight, and she's the star. And she's new. They I think they have like a calendar uh or some sort of anniversary uh celebrating all the women of the great women of the WNBA. They left her off a bit. They left off the biggest star within the the of their whole entire existence. Bro, I don't know, is it racism?

SPEAKER_01 1:11:29

I think it is, but it but the WNBA, I read I don't know if this is true. I don't follow, I don't know anything about it, but I read somewhere online, some sports deal that the majority of the players are African American lesbians.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:44

Yes, that's true. Is that true? Yeah, that's true. Maybe not. Yes, they are a lot, and they're they're mostly lesbians. Interesting. Which is fine. I'm all for it.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:56

I'm all proud of them. Are you?

unknown 1:11:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:00

Oh man.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:02

We should sell a team to Iran or whatever.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:05

We sold that girl to Russia, or she got caught. Brittany Greiner, and then we gave her up for somebody. That's right. Somebody said she was a dude.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:13

Dude, look like a lady.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:16

It's kind of cute though.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:17

How long have we been on, bud? Hour 12. Oh my goodness. I'm parched. We did it.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:22

Bad enough. All right. Well, shout out Ziggy's Tax Jeremy over to Marsh Lane. Um, shout out Victoria During. It's been Radio Silence over there. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:32

I th I feel like I I actually was thinking about this. I bet she doesn't even listen to this anymore. She's like, I've supported them for office. I've even been on the show. That's behind me. She's on the bigger and new challenges.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:47

I don't know. She had a sticker in her cup with an ACOPOD, so. Okay, maybe we're still in. Yeah. Uh shout out um Ruby's Lounge, um, Sapphire Wings, um, Diamond Cut Masonry for all your masonry stuff. They do chimneys and whatever.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:02

Shout out Pathways Vet Clinic. I get a little discount, a little uh rebate. Where's that? Dog. All right, right there in uh South 83, Crystal City Highway, right past Evans.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:12

There's another one? I thought they only had this one and the one over on 80. Oh, Pathway Vet Clinic, buddy. Really? Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:19

Pathogen vet clinic. Yes, sir. They got the best vet out there. Wait, where's your dog now? I gotta go find it.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:27

It's like it's like in the back. Yeah. That's funny. But what's the name?

SPEAKER_01 1:13:31

Uh Rocco. Nice.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:33

I used to have a dog named Rocco. Rocco Taco.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:36

Good.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:36

Uh shout out uh Manny over at Garza's Auto Detail. Call him up. Didn't you say that he'll come pick up your vehicle or something?

SPEAKER_01 1:13:44

He'll come to you, bud. That's nice. He comes right to you, right to your front door. He's man's the best.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:49

I would have done my truck, but I sold it. Yeah, sir. Shout out um A1, what? Bellbonds? Fire and Safety. A1 Fire and Safety. Where the hell are you? I'm almost had a fire today. No, I didn't. And shout out uh River City Bell Bonds. Yes, sir. You ready to get out of here? I'm ready. Alright, we'll talk to y'all next time. See ya. See ya.