41. Litterbugs and Low Water Crossings

Fireworks are expensive, dogs hate them, and somehow we all do it again the next year. We’re recording on July 5th, so the holiday afterglow is still strong and the takes are still hot: celebrating America with Mexican national friends, the way bilingual groups naturally switch languages, and why that kind of mixed table feels more real than any flag graphic online. Then we get into the big question everyone’s seeing lately: should drone shows replace fireworks, and does it feel safer or just less… American? 

From there, we bounce between small-town reality and internet noise. We vent about Uvalde traffic and road construction, the simple need for someone to direct cars when streets get shut down, and the kind of social media posts that try to paint the whole country with the worst brush possible. We also take a hard left into pure joy: driving a classic 1969 Oldsmobile Delta 88 convertible, top down, and realizing not much built today can match that feeling. 

The most serious moment hits when we talk about law enforcement taking over our OG Motors parking lot during a long stop and how bad the optics are for a new small business. We round it out with local food talk, CB radio nostalgia, a CrossFit challenge, a wild reality show idea about deportation, and our dream of a real destination barbecue spot in Uvalde. If you like funny, blunt, and hyper-local conversation, hit play, then subscribe, share the show, and leave a review so more people can find us.

Transcript

July Fifth Fireworks And Friends

SPEAKER_00 0:03

And we're back. What's up, McNew? What uh we're just talking about fireworks.

SPEAKER_01 0:09

Happy 5th of July.

SPEAKER_00 0:10

Happy 5th of July.

SPEAKER_01 0:12

Did you feel independent yesterday? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 0:15

No, I don't know. I just felt like an American.

SPEAKER_01 0:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 0:18

People like there's so many people like Chinese people online are like, I hate America. Like Chinese Americans.

SPEAKER_01 0:24

I feel like I was at Pinnacle celebrating of the 250th anniversary. You know what I did?

SPEAKER_00 0:30

What?

SPEAKER_01 0:30

I was outnumbered 11 to 9 by Mexican nationals.

SPEAKER_00 0:35

Last night?

SPEAKER_01 0:36

All day yesterday. Oh. But I had a great time. I was invited by my friends. My friends. Mexican friends. Yeah. They hosted us. And I was like, I'm absolutely going to a 4th of July party with my Mexican national friends because I feel like this is my America. I love it.

SPEAKER_00 0:52

Do they speak English the whole time?

SPEAKER_01 0:54

Um they are so kind of like switching to mostly English when we're around. I actually thought about that on the ride home last night of just like they really must be the nicest people because you would have to just stay constantly aware of that.

SPEAKER_00 1:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:15

And they do. Like they and and I But it's not that big of a but it'll be funny because there'll be some things, and one of them's like I don't understand because there's English as a second language. And then they'll have a side combo of explaining in Spanish, and then the conversation all comes back to English and because it caught someone up or something got lost in translation. And I always feel like I improved my Spanish skills of them by hanging around. Yeah. Um, and then it was funny because we we left about 10 o'clock last night, and I was like, oh man, everyone's gonna, you know, if they stay up drinking, everyone was tired of it. If they stay up drinking beer, it's going all Spanish for sure. Oh, for sure. Like the minute like our taillights, our I pushed the brake lights on the car, it was all Spanish. I was thinking about that.

SPEAKER_00 2:00

They're speaking Spanish right now, right?

SPEAKER_01 2:03

Uh but it it was a good time, and I enjoyed my my Mexican national 4th of July. And I think we may go watch the game starts at 7. They're really excited about the soccer game, like Puto Excited. But it just starts at 7, and I think it'll last like three hours. I wish it started at 3. I think I could handle it. 7. It's a little late, but you had to work tomorrow.

SPEAKER_00 2:33

Yeah, I do have to work tomorrow. I'm excited about work tomorrow. It's a full work week.

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It is.

SPEAKER_00 2:38

I like that. Shout

Sponsor Shoutouts And Local Spots

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SPEAKER_01 2:49

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SPEAKER_00 3:31

Neil guy.

SPEAKER_01 3:33

Is uh um he's paying attention to this screw worm because it could be problematic for the taxidermy industry if bag limits were to shrink or people were to I thought you just find him dead and you're like, alright, cool, grab one and stuff it and stuff it.

SPEAKER_00 3:47

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 3:48

But you're doing a lot of skull mounts. People out scavenging. You follow buzzards around, get you a trophy.

SPEAKER_00 3:53

Was he was he doing that in South Africa, or he just got into that here in the States?

SPEAKER_01 3:57

Uh I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 3:59

Shadow Ziggy, we gotta know.

SPEAKER_01 4:01

Uh then on to Ruby's lounge.

SPEAKER_00 4:05

They had a big night probably last night.

SPEAKER_01 4:06

I think they had a big chingadera Friday night or something.

SPEAKER_00 4:09

Yeah, they had a band playing Estilo.

SPEAKER_01 4:11

Estilo. Those guys play a lot here.

SPEAKER_00 4:13

Style? Is that what it is? I don't know. I don't know. Watch I spoke Spanish. Yeah. I think my mom like purposely didn't teach us just to make fun of me.

SPEAKER_01 4:22

Just so they could talk about you. I like that.

SPEAKER_00 4:24

It's freaking fun of funny. I like that.

SPEAKER_01 4:27

Uh so shout out Ruby's. Manny's over at Garza's. I'm gonna see him a couple times this week. Looking forward to that. Always does a lights out job. Uh I did not have to call my friends at River City Bell Bonds because I didn't need to get out of the Who's Cow this weekend.

SPEAKER_00 4:42

I thought I was shooting on those fireworks.

unknown 4:45

Ooh.

SPEAKER_00 4:46

And they were outside its limp city limits, so if you're wondering, maybe.

SPEAKER_01 4:49

But if you catch the house on fire, you just call A1 Fire and Safety and say, I hope you guys hung up my fire extinguisher so I know where they are, so I can put this out promptly.

SPEAKER_00 4:57

I was I was out there and uh I was Brett's like, hey, you piece of shit. And I was like, and he has the fire extinguisher. I'm like, oh, that's you. He's like, Yeah, it's me. I'm like, oh, that's why we're talking about you, because it's you. Shout out, A1.

SPEAKER_01 5:09

It's him and Flood is oh John Flood is okay. Uh Flot is the one who hollered at me. So shout out, boys. Uh hope you guys had a safe 4th of July. Maybe you'll sell some extra fire extinguishers this week after some mishaps.

SPEAKER_00 5:24

Are these chemical fire extinguishers? I believe so. Nice.

SPEAKER_01 5:28

I think I bet they love Thanksgiving, like when people are burning shit down, frying turkeys all bell.

SPEAKER_00 5:33

I remember you fried that turkey one year. It's pretty good. In Midland. Well, I was like, it's kind of dangerous.

SPEAKER_01 5:38

It is dangerous, but it's good. All that fucking oil is worth it.

SPEAKER_00 5:41

It is worth it.

SPEAKER_01 5:41

Oven turkey is ugh. It's for the birds. For the birds. They should make a crock pot big enough for a turkey. These big old injected steroid turkeys.

SPEAKER_00 5:51

Dude, I've been having great ideas lately. I don't know what it is, but that's a great idea. That's a great idea. A huge crock pot.

SPEAKER_01 5:58

So you were mentioning, you were asking, like, is shooting fireworks inside the city limits illegal? Yeah. I think they give you a pass on New Year's Eve and on the 4th of July. But if you're shooting off fireworks tonight, I think the police will come.

SPEAKER_00 6:13

Yeah, they probably will.

SPEAKER_01 6:14

I think you get two-day passes, but it is because it's America after all. It is America. It is America.

SPEAKER_00 6:20

I went and bought some last night at that one shout out over by um around 90. That huge building. Uh-huh. They were they were letting him shoot off in the parking lot. Oh wow. Did you know that? That sounds dangerous. That sounds like a poor idea. I told my mom and that she's like, what if they go in the building and like uh yeah, that would be that would be catastrophic.

SPEAKER_01 6:39

I saw some deal that San Diego was supposed to have a 17-minute long fireworks display. Oh my god. And they had a computer glitch and they all went off in 28 seconds. I bet that was just it looks like a nuclear bomb. I saw it on Twitter if it's real and it looked real.

SPEAKER_00 6:56

Really? Yeah. I heard that nuclear bombs aren't real. I've been into this. Now I'm into the uh what is it, conspiracy stuff. Oh, yeah. That uh if we had them, we'd use them and it's all fake.

SPEAKER_01 7:08

You just stick Chris Conrad's grandpa in a microwave. It's as close as you can get to a nuke.

SPEAKER_00 7:12

The same guy who saw he was talking about that. He was talking about his grandpa. He said some ugly things about him. Ugly. But he didn't even know him. He was just like, this guy's a fucking whatever.

SPEAKER_01 7:20

Oh, that's funny. What uh I also saw I saw a couple of things on my social media feed yesterday that I'd like to talk about. One

Drone Shows And Online Hot Takes

SPEAKER_01 7:32

thing was more and more drone shows. How do you feel about replacing fireworks with drones? It feels un-American, but I would definitely watch one of them. I do like it.

SPEAKER_00 7:42

I saw the one with the eagle. Did you see that one? No. It was like a uh it was like uh all the drones, they made an eagle and and then all the drones let out the fireworks.

SPEAKER_01 7:50

I want a drone show over Uvalde Estates while people from the Uvalde Estates try to shoot the drones down with bottle rockets. That is the that would be amazing. That's America right there.

SPEAKER_00 8:02

The uh European mind cannot comprehend. Everyone always says this is the so I think they can comprehend that we're just wacky cocksuckers out here.

SPEAKER_01 8:12

And then the second thing I noticed quite a bit of on my feed was, you know, we all have these uh friends of ours that are uh I don't know if they're friends there, but they're people we know. Sometimes they're friends. Radical, radical liberals. And when I have I have the radical radical right wings, a few of those people that I don't know any of those.

SPEAKER_00 8:35

Uh are you considered radical right wing?

SPEAKER_01 8:37

I don't surely not.

SPEAKER_00 8:39

I don't know who like Benny Johnson. Yeah, that's the only one I know, and I don't like him either.

SPEAKER_01 8:44

But well, you have this like small section of people. Like when I say radical right wings, you're like like the people like the South will rise again, we should have never let them like don't pay your taxes, shoot the government. Like the white guy in New Zealand. I see people share shit like that every now and then. I'm like, oh, you know.

SPEAKER_00 9:01

Yeah, I don't see that. Maybe you're on a different.

SPEAKER_01 9:05

And then yesterday I saw a couple of, and when I say a couple, I literally mean two liberal, very liberal people that were sharing something like 250 years of America, and it was just like showing pictures of slavery, uh, women not being able to vote, and you know, dogs attacking protesters, like made it look like horrible.

SPEAKER_00 9:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 9:28

And uh of course it was two liberal women who were ranning and ray one of them was ranning and raving, and one of them was sharing uh comments and pictures of the most unflattering things, of course, are history.

SPEAKER_00 9:43

Of course, no one I know did that.

SPEAKER_01 9:45

Yes. Sorry, guys. But that's how they would like to label the entire nation.

SPEAKER_00 9:50

Do I know these people?

SPEAKER_01 9:52

Uh no. Okay, good. You know, but I mean, you know, you you don't have to turn up too many rocks to find a fucking idiot. Sometimes I'm the idiot underneath a rock.

SPEAKER_00 10:01

Sometimes I I think all the time I we've all been there. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:04

Um, I don't know. America.

SPEAKER_00 10:09

I I just like living here. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_01 10:11

I mean, the irony the other day of when I had to complain about traffic, even though we're in the road construction business did not did not like fall upon me like I was ignorant of it. But it was

Traffic, Road Work, And Town Chaos

SPEAKER_01 10:22

just I still needed to say it.

SPEAKER_00 10:24

Like I thought they fixed all that stuff.

SPEAKER_01 10:26

I can be overweight and still say we have too many fat people. I just what it is.

SPEAKER_00 10:30

Well, don't they fix the roads in the winter? So why the fuck we should do that.

SPEAKER_01 10:36

Here we should work the roads in the winter just because it's not really a thing. And it's fucking hot. And it's hot. Take it easy on this one. We have a lot of traffic. I mean, we have the deer hunters and the hunters and things in the winter, but not like the summer, anyways. The other day was just it was ghastly. Unbelievable. They had every asshole in town with a bobcat and a backhoe was had had shut a street down in town. They really did. I mean, it was ridiculous. And then, and all you have to do is flip through the newspaper to find some shitty article about law enforcement, and half of them are how fat they are in Uvaldi. How about put some of these old sweat hogs in the middle of the road to keep the traffic flowing? Not one that's your idea, not one officer out directing traffic. What was going on?

SPEAKER_00 11:29

That they're so busy. It could have been AI. I dude, are these appalled?

SPEAKER_01 11:36

I was appalled that we were just like I didn't go down Nepal.

SPEAKER_00 11:40

I didn't make a fifth on, I didn't make it right on fifth, left of Nepal and go all the way to go to O'Reilly's.

SPEAKER_01 11:45

Yeah, thank God I'm uh I'm I know the old coyote trail. I could get around this son of a bitch. I just anytime I have to get off of uh 90 or 83 because of bullshit, I just call it the coyote trail. That's smart. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 11:58

Yeah, that traffic is a bitch, and they've been doing it forever. And I don't know how uh Rosemary puts up with it because it's right in front of her place.

SPEAKER_01 12:06

You know, I will say this much about Rosemary. She's probably one of the strongest people, let alone women, but just people I know. Oh yeah. Fearless woman, fear fearless person.

SPEAKER_00 12:16

She's like the uh what's it called? What's that French lady back in the day with a sword?

SPEAKER_01 12:20

Oh, Joan of Arc. She's like Joan of Arc. Yeah, she's Joan of Taco. Juana of Arc. Dude, I'm ready to turn her loose on text.the city, the county with a hot Kamal and just have them have her paddle some ass.

SPEAKER_00 12:36

I think she had a picture of Charlie Kirk or a billboard or something on her thing, and someone like complained to her, and she told him to get the fuck out. So I'm proud to be an American and eat my food at sunrise. And Char Charlie Kirk, I didn't I don't even like that sort of thing, but uh, at least he loved America.

SPEAKER_02 12:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 12:55

Sorry, guys. Sorry. He he had some controversial things, and I don't like the content he put out, but I still uh like that he liked America. That's right.

SPEAKER_01 13:05

That's right.

SPEAKER_00 13:06

But yeah,

Dogs, Fireworks, And Riverbed Crowds

SPEAKER_00 13:07

I was shooting those um fire those uh fireworks, dude. They were pretty powerful.

SPEAKER_01 13:11

Did you have like your nieces or nephews? Uh one of my nephew. Okay, I thought maybe you were just like, I'm a 44-year-old or 43-year-old man with some with a bottle rocket.

SPEAKER_00 13:20

No, but he he is like, Do we have any fireworks? I'm like, I think we can get some. Yeah. Uh my dogs are scared as shit, too. Those dogs hate fireworks.

SPEAKER_01 13:29

Well, we'll go back and look at your uh your fitness tracker on your phone through the year and just gonna have one spike the 4th of July when you're running back from a bottle rocket.

SPEAKER_00 13:38

Dude, that's exactly what happened. He videoed us, he videoed us doing it. My mom watching the video, and it's me lighting it and me like, come on, Toddy, and the dog. And it's I was like, run, and the dog's running ahead of us.

SPEAKER_01 13:54

That's funny.

SPEAKER_00 13:56

It was pretty fun. I haven't lit uh uh firework in a long time.

SPEAKER_01 13:59

It's fun though, it's literally lighting your money on fire.

SPEAKER_00 14:03

It was for so American for eight little shells. It was uh $53.

SPEAKER_01 14:08

It's expensive.

SPEAKER_00 14:09

It was worth it.

SPEAKER_01 14:10

And there was probably a hundred assholes up there buying them, standing in line to buy them.

SPEAKER_00 14:13

They ran there, they had they were like running out, running out, and this is at like 10:30 at night.

SPEAKER_01 14:18

I love that. I love it. Did you see the pictures of uh 19 mile crossing yesterday?

SPEAKER_00 14:24

My mom's like, are we getting invaded? She thinks it's an invasion.

SPEAKER_01 14:28

Oh my god. She's like, Are they Muslims? What's going on? I saw one picture from uh uh from the brid like the main bridge, like looking down. And it was as far as you could go, and it was like the beach at Port of Ridd's.

SPEAKER_00 14:45

It was cars four deep. And they they packed down the rock so much that you could drive a car, a two-wheel drive car all the way down.

SPEAKER_01 14:53

Could drive up in jumpala. You could, dude.

SPEAKER_00 14:55

You could drive this Cadillac out here.

SPEAKER_01 14:56

Yeah, kind of cool. So and then, of course, all of the arguing in the comments of this is America, we ought to be able to drive the riverbed. Don't disagree. And then somebody else like, just pick your trash up, and then somebody else let them enjoy their day, quit worrying about the trash. They need to provide dumpsters and trash service. And then someone's like, We literally have been doing that for 10 years, and people will walk by the dumpster to throw their shit diaper on the ground.

SPEAKER_00 15:23

Someone said that they have they put a dumpster and they still won't use it, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:27

And of course, one of our long time NegPod fans was in the middle of that stuff. I didn't see that who? Stormy.

SPEAKER_00 15:35

Oh, she was? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:36

Oh, okay. Does she listen now? I don't know. Shadow Stormy. I don't know if she's a single pod. Uh no, I think she met her soulmate or something. Oh, okay, good. So shout out. Shadow Stormie.

SPEAKER_00 15:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:49

If y'all want to get married on the podcast, uh Ox and I are ordained when we can. Dude, nice. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 15:54

I could be ordained like in 15 minutes.

SPEAKER_01 15:55

Yeah, I already am. And the Church of Spiritual Humanism have been ordained for 25 years.

SPEAKER_00 16:00

Did you see that deal where there's uh the they excommunicated like this whole sect of uh priests the Catholic Church did because they're like No.

SPEAKER_01 16:08

Oh, okay, just making sure.

SPEAKER_00 16:09

I think it was like 'em out for that. They went uh they went like it was like they're following I can't my mom is explaining it to me, but they just don't agree with like the changes they made in the 60s. So they've been doing it the old way, and uh finally this year they're like, you know what, you're out. You're out you're done. Don't even go to this church anymore.

SPEAKER_01 16:29

I heard there was uh um what's the a little kerfuffle because the Pope made comments on the World Cup and called it soccer. Oh yeah, I saw that they didn't like that, did they?

SPEAKER_00 16:42

I don't know, who cares? Yeah, this is America, dude. And this is Italy's little America now. The Vatican.

SPEAKER_01 16:48

Is it football because in a lot of those countries everybody stole something and they had to cut their hands off, so they had to get a game where they could only use their feet?

SPEAKER_00 16:55

Maybe yeah, but uh it wouldn't it be bot that ball? Or what is it foot? Why is it foot? You're taking our word.

SPEAKER_01 17:03

Well, they tried to run away after they stole it, so they cut one foot off, so it's football instead of feet ball.

SPEAKER_00 17:08

Maybe they're all diabetic.

SPEAKER_01 17:09

Maybe they're all diabetic, yes. But yeah, tonight Mexico plays England. England. That's a huge game. I hope they beat those fish-eating limey bets.

SPEAKER_00 17:20

We have a bet going, don't we?

SPEAKER_01 17:21

We do.

SPEAKER_00 17:22

Yeah, we do. I was my mom's like, should I bet with Withio? And I'm like, yes. Come on, light a candle for it. She will light a candle. I think it's more from Walmart, but Scent.

SPEAKER_01 17:33

I like that. Just for when you come out of the bathroom, she lights it.

SPEAKER_00 17:37

God, you need two of those suckers. Um, yeah, what okay, what about this dude? Uh people talking about mercury poisoning, eating fish. Is there that much mercury in the in the water?

SPEAKER_01 17:50

Haven't has anyone ever met anyone with mercury poisoning? I haven't. Someone's mom made this up. I know Paul Rudd had it. Paul Rudd, I hate Paul Rudd.

SPEAKER_00 18:00

He like plays a uh PG cuck in every movie. And he's one of these guys who's secretly Jewish, but he changed his name. If you're so proud to be Jewish, why are you changing your name? Rudstein. It's something like that. That was it. I hate that. Uh there's so much water, and why is it all polluted?

SPEAKER_01 18:19

Where does the Mercury come from?

SPEAKER_00 18:21

I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 18:22

People throwing batteries and from Michigan and the headwaters of the Atlantic?

SPEAKER_00 18:29

Oh. Um what else? Well, let's let's go off the cuff for a second, bud. What do you gotta complain about? What do I gotta complain about?

SPEAKER_01 18:38

I mean, I've been I uh the everything until right now has been off the cuff of me complaining about things. That's my favorite part of the show, though. Yeah, I'm sure I'll have more to complain about as we get on. I will tell you something I'm not gonna complain about. What's

The Joy Of A Classic Convertible

SPEAKER_01 18:51

that? God damn, driving a 1969 Oldsmobile Delta 88 with the 455 rocket in it. It's a cool car, dude.

SPEAKER_00 19:01

Bro, I think I like the cat like a little bit more, just the way I like the way it looks inside.

SPEAKER_01 19:06

I don't know. I'm I dig the obscurity of the Oldsmobile. I've never even been inside one before I started it. And it's that it is so smooth. It's a smooth motor. It is one of the it's smoother than a lot of vehicles. Yeah that come off a lot, probably. And that thing, so 1969. How old is that? That's 77 years old. No, it's 60 or 50, what?

SPEAKER_00 19:33

No, 60.

SPEAKER_01 19:34

It's 58 years old. I'm bad at math. 58 years old. That's right. That's right, that's right. 77. Being just stupid. But uh, it's amazing.

SPEAKER_00 19:45

It's an amazing car. People built things to last back then.

SPEAKER_01 19:48

I I have not I've driven that car one time in a parade. And and then I'm uh like so I didn't really get to drive it. I got to I got to the parade, it was already parked there. They they're like, hey, would you mind driving this? I drove it during the parade. I got to where the parade ended, I put it in park, somebody else drove it home, so I haven't really driven it. Whose was it? It's it's my uncle's. Oh, okay. And it literally he bought it for a parade car. Yeah. And so um, but now he's like, I'm I think I'm maybe I'm willing to sell this, you know. Um I think I want to sell it. So I've had it up here.

SPEAKER_00 20:26

I hate to see it like gather dust.

SPEAKER_01 20:27

Yeah, yeah. And I've had it up here at the dealership and I put a price on it. After I drove it yesterday, I'm raising the price. Nice. It's awesome. It's an awesome car. It's awesome. And like no one's gonna buy it unless they know exactly what it is and want one. And at that point, like, what's it? The only person will work it out if you want to buy it.

SPEAKER_00 20:47

The only person I can see driving it in with a big smile on his face is be your uncle. Yes. And I think I saw him driving it with the Cadillac with a huge smile. He loves his shit.

SPEAKER_01 20:57

And uh I I was smiling all day yesterday. I even I drove it out to um to the ri like out to the ranch. And it was just great. I mean, the it has so many old amenities in it. The air conditioning is not really working. We can fix that. But I just put the hood, the top down. If I was sitting at a traffic light yesterday at noon, I got a little damp on my back, but once I was driving, trying to make baseball caps bud. Yeah, exactly. I I loved it. Yeah. I went to Sonic last night. Once you give it a hit 40, it's like you're like, I'm okay right now. I'm okay. Yeah. And the car runs beautifully. What a wonderful machine. And they just I'm I'm just gonna say you would be hard pressed to go find something that'll make you that happy to drive today. And I know there's some my scallop, bud. Oh, yeah, convertible mort Mercedes or yeah, Cadillac bullshit or whatever that are cool. There's something about driving that land boat with the top down.

SPEAKER_00 22:03

What is the percentage of white men who drive uh convertibles? Is it like 90% than other races and people? Maybe so. It is. Yeah. It's cool though. I don't think I've ever done no, I've driven my scout convertible. It was cool.

SPEAKER_01 22:19

I um and my Jeep, it has where you can take those panels off in the newer models, the Jeep. And uh I've done it a few times, but it's just hot. And the Jeep has like good AC, and you can crank it up, but you just feel the top of your head roasting and feel that in that convertible. Do you wear a baseball cap? You just wear these. I wear a baseball hat. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 22:41

I wore a white one yesterday. Maybe you need to wear Fedora. You need to get your cowboy hat. I don't know what you're doing. You need to be searching for a cowboy hat for a while.

SPEAKER_01 22:49

I need to find one before the grand opening.

Grand Opening Plans And Store Logistics

SPEAKER_01 22:51

Yes, you do.

SPEAKER_00 22:52

Grand opening is Saturday.

SPEAKER_01 22:54

Y'all should come. Yeah, people the 11th. We got a hundred free hot dogs and you can only have one. Wait, what? You only have one.

SPEAKER_00 23:04

Oh, do we do we need to get to get that popcorn machine? Oh. It just sitting there. I can go pick it up. I forgot to do it. I've got to talk to Gabby about it.

SPEAKER_01 23:11

She's the She's putting it on. I'm trying to stay out of Gabby's way because she's doing such a great job.

SPEAKER_00 23:16

You kind of have to stay out of her way. She's uh letter cook is formidable, as the kids say.

SPEAKER_01 23:21

Yeah. And I'm saying that in a in an admiring way. Like she just makes it happen. You just gotta get out of her way.

SPEAKER_00 23:27

It's crazy what women do. Like they'll they're like, where's this fucking woman? Not her, but like other like, what are they to do? They don't do shit, like on inline or whatever. And then like you look around, you're like, Oh, they did all this. All of this. Yeah, it's pretty cool. It is. I appreciate it. They're living a different world than us. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 23:44

What about a grocery uh divider? You have an incident at the grocery store?

SPEAKER_00 23:48

No, well, what is the etiquette there? Do you when I when I'm I think when I put my stuff on, I put the divider for the next person. Yeah. Is that is that right?

SPEAKER_01 23:57

I always use it because I'm buying like barbacoa and tortillas and stuff, and they always think it's somebody in front of me or behind me because they think I'm just a white asshole that's getting diet cokes and fish sticks.

SPEAKER_00 24:10

No, but do you put the divider on when you're buying the stuff? Like you put your stuff on, then you're the divider guy. Yes. Okay. Because an old man at H B one time, he didn't he was ahead of me, he didn't put it on. I put my stuff and they started scanning my stuff, and he was like, Oh, you got in a hurry. Like, dude, this is your fucking job. It's not my deal. And he was an old man.

SPEAKER_01 24:31

You put the divider before you put your groceries, and then you put your groceries, and if someone's behind you, then they're they should put the divider.

SPEAKER_00 24:41

What? He was right. What are you saying? I'm saying that he was ahead and he put his groceries, he should have put the divider. Behind him?

SPEAKER_01 24:51

Yes. I mean, from a from a practical standpoint, I think you're correct because the whole point is you don't want to be paying for shit that it's not yours and you don't want it.

SPEAKER_00 25:01

Pull that thing a little closer.

SPEAKER_01 25:03

But yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I mean, I think you're right, but that's not how I do it.

unknown 25:08

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 25:08

Backwards ass white people.

SPEAKER_00 25:10

He was mad. He's Micano. But he was like, give me shit. I'm like, dude, he was a mingo-like character. And I was like Mijo, Pendejo. Yeah, he was he was mad. And then I was mad. And I'm still thinking about it eight years later. I like that. But yeah, that really bothered me. Oh,

Stray Animals And Random Pet Drama

SPEAKER_00 25:30

dude, there's stray cats and dogs inside of Walmart? Inside. Apparently.

SPEAKER_01 25:35

Oh, okay. So the my vet. Shout out. Pathways. I got a picture. She's married. The vet is married to a friend of mine, Gage. Shout out, Gage. And uh he the other day his wife's just like at Walmart, and there's stray cats in there, and so she's like rescued a kitten that's in Walmart. These cats are insane. And then the kids were there this week, and and they said there was three stray dogs inside Walmart just running around. I guess it's so damn hot they just wandered in there.

SPEAKER_00 26:16

I know uh there was uh a stray dog in like Belton that lived in that hung out in the Dollar General. It like it like laid on the carpet. Oh wow. I was like, Y'all have a dog, they're like, Yeah, we know it's like our dog. And I was like, this isn't a fucking garage. This is a corporate deal. You can have a dog living here. Idiots.

SPEAKER_01 26:35

I like that. It's funny. I like that. I got home last night and there were two more dogs at the house. And I know what happened. Some Bella was shooting off fireworks, and the dogs got scared, but there's two, and I was like, Well, hopefully they'll go home. I woke up this morning and they're like, We live here now. And they're so it was our two dogs, our our dog we've had for two or three years. Yeah, the new dog we've had for a week, and the two new dogs that showed up last night. So there's four dogs, and they're all hanging out, and they're all like, Hey, hey, hey, what's up? What's up this morning? And I was like, oh fuck. So would you run them off? No, but until they can't like the kids, I was like, try to find those dogs where they live or whatever. Okay. Were they bigger dogs? Drop them off at 19 mile. That's what I'm saying. Go to the prior bridge. Uh it was a bulldog and a French bulldog.

SPEAKER_00 27:23

Oh, some some like nice dogs.

SPEAKER_01 27:25

Yeah, they had collars, but I didn't see if they had names on them or what I didn't want to I didn't touch them. Yeah. I didn't kick them either, though. No.

SPEAKER_00 27:33

Shout out. That story about you running over that dog. That dog. What? You had a story about you running over that dog on your way to Del Rio or whatever. That was so bad. That's a long time ago. It was an accident, though. It was an accident. Okay, sorry.

SPEAKER_01 27:48

Sorry, sorry. It's an accident.

SPEAKER_00 27:49

Everyone just was quiet. It's a mess. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 27:51

Well, I was I had a whole bunch of people from out of town, and I was like turning around, like looking in the rearview mirror while I'm driving. Yeah, you're like, is everybody okay? And like I'm visiting a katook and I just like nailed a dog. Oh, I wasn't paying attention well.

SPEAKER_00 28:07

Uh I saw Javi hit a dog one time. Yeah, he did an accident, but it was it was a crazy moment. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 28:16

I I feel like most people would feel worse about hitting a dog than a person. Yes. Because they'd be like, he shouldn't have been looking or they were in the way or whatever. But but they dart out, dude. They're darters.

SPEAKER_00 28:28

That's all they do is dart. But you feel bad about a dog. I feel bad about it. I saw someone over a cat, and I was like, eh, not good.

SPEAKER_01 28:37

Um running over squirrels is interesting, though. They're hard to hit.

SPEAKER_00 28:41

Dude, they run out and they run out and then they'll double back and then they'll come back.

SPEAKER_01 28:46

And every time there's a squirrel on the road, you've got to look at your rear view mirror because you don't really know did you get him or not. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 28:51

And most of the time you didn't. I've seen people hit them and they squish their head and their bodies are flopping.

SPEAKER_01 28:56

Oh yeah. I've seen them too where they just run over the tail and there's just like fur on the tire track where it like ran out of its tail and it's a squirrel getting out of the room. Well, at least it lived. Yeah. Now it's a chipmunk. That's it. Yeah. That's it.

unknown 29:07

Squirrels.

SPEAKER_01 29:08

Uh we saw our our buddy the other day, and you made a comment. And I think this was great because he's uh he always likes to r talk about his size. He uh he was all about talking about it. Yeah, he likes to talk about that. He's uh a a large he would say fat man. He's hefty. He's hefty. Yeah, he's uh husky. Yeah. Big and tall. He's is he tall? He's pretty tall. He's about my height. A little taller. He shops at Melons Tall and Fat. You ever seen that movie? No. Old school with Rodney Dangerfield. Oh, okay. He likes goes back to college, but he's rich because he owns a a store that's called Melons Tall and Fat. And it's like national Rodney Dangerfield is the shit.

SPEAKER_00 29:56

I think I've heard of that movie, I've just never seen it.

SPEAKER_01 29:58

Somebody should just become Rodney Dangerfield and start doing awesome movies again.

SPEAKER_00 30:02

I think you could do that, Buzz.

SPEAKER_01 30:04

Anyways, uh Chunk was over here. Shut up, Chunk. And you made a great comment. Like, yeah, he is large. Like he's he's three bills or whatever, but yeah, okay. But you but you said he was we or maybe we collaborated this term.

SPEAKER_00 30:22

He looks fucking strong.

SPEAKER_01 30:24

He looks strong.

SPEAKER_00 30:25

Maybe not like fit, like not like m not muscular, but like his face. Like there's no discoloration. There's he just looks like a strong like a fat biker strong.

SPEAKER_01 30:34

Yes. Like like he can rip your arm off. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 30:37

He's in sumo shape. He's in sumo shape. And there are those people like that.

SPEAKER_01 30:41

There are people like that that are like they'll wear you out. They will. Shout out Chunk. You're looking strong, bud.

SPEAKER_00 30:46

Yeah, you have that strong head. I'm like, man, this is a strong motherfucker. He has to be working with all those kids. Yeah. I guess does he train them to cook or what's to deal with that? I don't really know. Chunk, let us know what you do. Let us know.

SPEAKER_01 30:59

I know that the kitchen at the junior college is his classroom. It's his office. It's his everything.

SPEAKER_00 31:05

I'll I'll I'll make a bet. I'll try to who the hell would I rather learn from him than like most people in Uvaldi to cook?

SPEAKER_01 31:12

Yeah.

unknown 31:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 31:13

He taught Balkie, I heard. Did he really? Yeah. He's like, hey, Balkie, put this ramen in the microwave for three minutes.

SPEAKER_00 31:20

Didn't Balkie go to like some school in New York City? He did. Oh my god. Now he's traveling the world. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 31:27

And opening up restaurants and he's gonna end up just like Anthony Bourdain, I hope.

SPEAKER_00 31:32

He might. Yeah. Well, hang himself. Somebody tell me, I think I was with uh some late woman, and she was like, What happened to the other? And I was like, maybe he just got old, got so old that he decided, you know, living more is just not worth it, you know. And uh she was like, Well, that's weird. That's why would you say that?

SPEAKER_01 31:52

I'm like, I feel like it would have been more suiting if he would have just gone to the forest and ate random mushrooms till one of them killed him.

SPEAKER_00 31:59

That's what I'm like. Don't kill if you're gonna kill yourself, don't just kill yourself. Like, go rob a bank and then kill yourself.

SPEAKER_01 32:04

Do this, yeah, make it exciting. Yeah, yeah. I guess if you're depressed, though, you just do it all gay.

SPEAKER_00 32:09

Yeah, you're just like, I'm gonna be gay uh till the end. Till the end.

SPEAKER_01 32:13

So killing yourself. Uh

Local Food Finds And Service Reality

SPEAKER_01 32:16

I went to the farm fresh beef restaurant.

SPEAKER_00 32:19

Is that a restaurant or is that a food truck without food trucks? I don't know if they know what it is. I always drive by. I'm like, this looks kind of cool, but I'm like, what is this? So here's the deal.

SPEAKER_01 32:28

Would I ever go there on my own? No. No, that's why I haven't gone. Do I would I go back? Yes. Do I want to go back? Not on my own accord. Okay. If you were like, hey, we're going to lunch here, I was like, oh, I'll meet you there. Where would we sit? You go there. Do the Ring Moon cheer? They have picnic tables and chairs, and it's very nice. Like it's not only is it nice, but it's quality and it's clean, and they have like stuff for the kids, and they and it's outside covered, but it's got the big fans, it's pleasant. But you order from like the food trailer, and I believe they were the same people that own the Mill Creek, the Minnonite restaurant. And um, and so they have a food trailer and some of the Mennonite ladies, I think we're that's who is cooking in there, and it's a pretty limited menu, three or four things, and maybe a special item sometimes. Um, and it's it's funny. I do like their approach. Like you go and they're like, it's gonna be 30 minutes, and it's like 12. But they don't want you like in case it is 30 minutes, in case like you know, they lose an order or something like that, they don't want anybody complaining. They tell you it's gonna be 30 minutes.

SPEAKER_00 33:45

Have you noticed that in New Valley with a little sidebar in Uvalde? There's always like signs in restaurants like take we take time here, don't complain. I've seen that at multiple places in town. Yeah, like there's multiple, no complaints. If you complain, you're out.

SPEAKER_01 33:59

Dude, the other day um I was getting frustrated. It's funny because Ophelia's is one of the fastest places in town.

SPEAKER_00 34:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 34:06

Sunrise too. Oh, yeah. You can be in and out of there. And then there's a couple other places in town that's like you you have a lunch hour and it's gonna take almost your whole lunch hour. You're gonna eat that hour up. But I will say, Ophelia's and sunrise, 99% of the time you can be walk in and be done inside of 30 minutes. Which is good, which is awesome. Yeah, I love it. Uh and Friday was a shit show at Ophelia's. They were so busy.

SPEAKER_00 34:38

I was with you. I know. Well, they're not all that busy all the time.

SPEAKER_01 34:41

Uh it I think they had like one or two less people working the floor as far as weight staff. Yeah. So usually they're very uh adequately staffed. Um buying fireworks. But we were exactly like an hour in there, which is three times as long as it usually takes. I'm making trouble with my boss. Wait, he's right here. I was ready to poke my eye out because I got all hangry.

SPEAKER_00 35:03

Yeah, you were angry that day. Yeah, I get all hangry. The best part about Uvaldi is you pull in you pull into a restaurant, like Ophelia's or Sunrise, and the parking lot's packed full. It's packed full of cars. And usually in Santana would be like, I'm not stopping you, I'm not going in. You'll go in. Here's your table right here. Yeah. It's always like everyone brings their own car. Everyone brings their own car. Yeah. So if you're in Uvaldi and the parking lot's packed, just go in because there'll be a spot for you.

SPEAKER_01 35:28

And the farm fresh beef is kind of you know, mid-night white people food.

unknown 35:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 35:33

And you order at the trailer. They're like burgers and stuff. And then they have they have burger, like a taco option, uh and a roast beef sandwich kind of knockoff Arby's. I mean, the higher quality. And they make their own bread. Which I've been eating shitty, mass-produced bread for so long that they're like, this is homemade bread. And I was like, I don't like it. It's not it's not for me. There's not enough sugar in the yeah, yeah. There's all the sugar. Where what do you yeah? Y'all y'all forgot something. I think you forgot the gluten. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 36:03

And uh where do those Mennonites come from? Were they come from here? Uh Mexico or Seminole, Texas. Oh, but the like the Mexic, like the white Mexico Mexicans. Yeah, yeah. And they wear those little hats. The women that's cool.

SPEAKER_01 36:17

Um, but after you order at the trailer, then you go inside and you order your drink at another place. Okay. You go into another building, and inside that building is like their little meat market.

SPEAKER_00 36:30

Uh-huh. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 36:31

And then they have another little building if you wanted to that's a little bakery, if you wanted to go in and buy dessert.

SPEAKER_00 36:36

Another building, get your fucking fork and knife.

SPEAKER_01 36:39

Yeah, it's just like, anyways, it's the most unique place in town. And I'm not, um it just it's it's different. It needs to be consolidated, is what you're saying. Or maybe that's how they're.

SPEAKER_00 36:55

I've heard good things. I've just never been because um, I don't know what the ord the the sequence is.

SPEAKER_01 37:00

My cousin eats out there all the time. He's uh he's a big yeah.

SPEAKER_00 37:04

Gotta check it out. Yes, sir. I like that um that restaurant they had though by the by their their chair store. What was it called? Lone Star Lone Lone.

SPEAKER_01 37:13

Mill Creek Furniture.

SPEAKER_00 37:14

No, Lonesome Dove or what was it? Oh Open Range. Open Range. Yeah, they had some good food there. Then they shut it down.

SPEAKER_01 37:20

Shut her down. Shut her down. Uh did you hear they've they caught that giraffe and they rescued it? Yeah. And then uh when they loaded it into that trailer to transport it back to the ranch on the trailer, you know, the giraffe's so big that its neck was like rubbing on it and it rubbed a wound on there and the screw worms ate its head off. I thought it went Gracie's dead.

SPEAKER_00 37:46

I thought it went up his ass.

SPEAKER_01 37:48

They ate it from both ends.

SPEAKER_00 37:50

Wait, I thought this was real, so I looked it up. It's not real. What?

SPEAKER_01 37:57

Those screw worms, are they everywhere? I'm just telling you, like, nobody seems or a handful of people seem to give a rat's ass about the screw worm. And a lot of people don't. If the screw worms would have eaten that giraffe, everybody would give a rat's ass. It would have been national news. It would have been world news. World news. David Muir would be talking about it. Yes. Yeah. So gotta sacrifice one giraffe to the screw worms, people. Can straight cats get that? I but I think so.

SPEAKER_00 38:25

I don't know. We got a bunch of straight cats in my house. They're everywhere, dude. These cats are insane. I think I'm more scared. I'm more scared of the cats than the immigrants.

SPEAKER_01 38:34

I thought that's fair.

SPEAKER_00 38:36

You could get a cat scratch fever. Uh oh my Yeah, you could. Wait, what is that?

SPEAKER_01 38:41

Is it some Ted Nugent bill? Yeah. But immigrants haven't. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 38:44

But didn't you say that the immigrants brought over that parasite for your gut?

SPEAKER_01 38:48

That's so that was the speculation online. I saw like a really racist thing about it. It's like all the Indians in Frisco, Texas are working in the food industry now, and that's why everyone has this Jordal disease or whatever. But then I was like, oh, that's just racism on the internet that's meant to be. I heard they don't shower though. I think that's the thing. They do stink. Uh is that true? There's a different standard of hygiene for sure. They don't have the chemicals we have. But I'm not saying they're dirty.

SPEAKER_00 39:22

No. Um they have dirt on them, but it's just you can wash it off with water. Yeah. Not that water from home. No.

SPEAKER_01 39:29

That water's dirtier.

SPEAKER_00 39:30

What did we see that thing about uh chunks in about the thing?

SPEAKER_01 39:36

But what I think that this bug, this diarrhea stomach bug that's wreaking havoc, I think it's from the World Cup travelers. Yeah. Like some country somewhere bought so many visitors and one of their horrific gut parasites has attacked. Is it just diarrhea though? Apparently it's bad, like 30 times in a day. I've had that before. I had that like.

SPEAKER_00 40:02

So we did Wednesday? Yeah, like last week. I had the I had the uh jalapeno powers from Sonic and a burger at the same time.

SPEAKER_01 40:10

They say what'll shut that off is if you get one of those raspas with the chamoya gummy worms in it, that'll just plug it off.

SPEAKER_00 40:16

Like plug it off. Uh but we know some of people who have had that, right?

SPEAKER_01 40:22

Dude,

Troopers In The Parking Lot

SPEAKER_01 40:23

yeah. Thursday afternoon. Yeah. There were three or four troopers parked in my driveway here. Oh, yeah, I was there. At Old G-Motors. Shout out to you, 2309 East Main Street. Come see us for all your classic vantage. We have new stickers. New stickers, too. Uh shout out the Sutherland boys. Ross and Heath came by yesterday and checked out the inventory, and uh Ross took one of your uh new stickers to put on in the ranch truck. You're welcome. And his his son, Ross's son, like he was all about the business. He was he was like, What's the he told me what's the best price best price you'll do on this El Camino? And I said I gave him one. And then he told his dad, he goes, Dad, I and he was like, is that a good price? Can we buy it? He's like, and Ross is like, we gotta talk to your mom. And like he wouldn't let it go. I had to like get the keys out of his pocket before he left. He loved it that much. He loved that El Camino. Ross, by the boy El Camino. Put him in style in Austin. What's the price on that on that deal? That uh El Camino is $12,950. Oh my god, that's a steal. That's a steal. Brand new rebuilt $350 in it. It's beautiful, too. Yeah, it shines like a fucking top. I might go drive that after we do this. I'm thinking I'm gonna drive that. Are you really?

SPEAKER_00 41:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 41:39

Wanna go for a ride?

SPEAKER_00 41:40

Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it after the show. I want to redo that C10, dude, now that we're talking about it.

SPEAKER_01 41:44

I do too. Yeah, we can get it done.

SPEAKER_00 41:45

Maybe we'll go for a ride on it too. Yeah, we could do that. Um I'm getting a little parasite thing right now.

SPEAKER_01 41:52

Be good for you. Healthy. How? Kickstart. But, anyways, there on Thursday, there was uh there was three or four troopers, and my property is not that big. Like no, it has room for maybe four troopers. Four troopers, and this poor innocent black man. He was black, he was from somewhere else.

SPEAKER_00 42:13

That's for sure.

SPEAKER_01 42:14

He was dark black. Yeah. He was African. He did kind of have the African motherland tint to him, but he did not have any of that dress or whatever look like American, but he has dark African. Yeah, he wasn't diluted at all. And he was pulled over here, and I kind of looked out and saw the cameras and saw that there was a car park. I just kind of glanced and I was like, oh, maybe someone just pulled. I get tired the tire kickers pull up and they kind of park pedal and like take up too much space, but they they hit it and run. They get out, they look at something and they're gone. They're here, you know, a minute. Yeah. That maybe 90 seconds. Well, I looked up again like five minutes later, and that car was still there. I was like, what the hell's going on? I opened my window and then taking up my entire parking lot, blocking all my business, all my entrances, everything. I had a hard time getting to the O'Reilly's, yeah. Is four, three or four troopers and this one black guy in like a car. There's a newer Camaro. A newer Camaro. Yeah. Okay. And how long were they here? An hour? A long time. Maybe more than an hour. And I didn't really realize until they after they'd been here at least 30 or 40 minutes. But I was getting pretty frustrated, like, yeah, you see these troopers, and I know they're just doing their job. It's bad for business. It's bad for business. Like, take that shit, like, put hey, how about hey, y'all own the whole fucking road? Stop them in the road. Get out of my parking lot. Right. This isn't a goddamn crime scene, CSI. Go over to Hibbshit. Go over to Hibbit Sports. And so I had that new digital sign, and uh I was trying to I don't know how to work it yet.

SPEAKER_00 43:49

I can't believe you haven't even tried. Have you even tried to look at that thing?

SPEAKER_01 43:51

I haven't because I'm I'm I'm gonna mess with it after the grand opening because like right now it says the grand opening and it says old G and like for the next. Week, I'm not messing with it because I don't want to mess it up and then I can't get the guy to fix it, or I gotta watch 40 YouTube videos or whatever. Right. Had I known how to work that sign, it would have said, How many troopers does it take to stop a black man in Uvalde, Texas?

SPEAKER_00 44:14

They would have moved him up across the highway.

SPEAKER_01 44:16

And they would have that shit would have stopped in a minute. In a fucking minute. Yeah. Uh so if you're uh one of our fine boys in blue, don't use my goddamn parking lot for a SWAT team. We don't need that here. We're just starting. We're just trying to get going. We're trying to get out of the gate.

SPEAKER_00 44:36

Trying to kill a small business. I can't see that.

SPEAKER_01 44:38

And I'm just telling you, the optics of four Hispanic DPS officers in one gringo and a drug dog and a super dark tinted, well kind of clean cut looking black guy for an hour in front of a new business is bad fucking options. It doesn't look good. It don't look good. No.

SPEAKER_00 44:56

So yeah, take that shit across the street.

SPEAKER_01 44:59

And take it, take it down to the text best.

SPEAKER_00 45:02

That's perfect for them. Perfect. Perfect. Yeah. So. What do you think he was up to no good? I don't know. Who knows? They probably do you think he was like hauling, they thought he was like hauling a Mexican or something?

SPEAKER_01 45:13

I don't know. I saw they had the dog out and all kinds of stuff.

SPEAKER_00 45:17

I see him on the roads, like they pull people over and they'll start taking shit out of their car.

SPEAKER_01 45:21

That's the one thing I like about like wearing the meta glasses. I never use them, but I feel like if I film myself in that situation, I'd be like, hey guys, we've been here 10 minutes. I've cooperated. I'm turning these glasses on, and now we're gonna like everything from this point on is going on the internet and straight to my lawyer. Right. Like we we you just do it by the book. Yeah. Because now you're wasting my time. Right. Yeah. And they probably do they just let them go, probably, huh? Yeah, they just let them go. Wasting, like, I don't know, is frustrates me. Frustrates. Frustrates me.

SPEAKER_00 45:56

Yeah, you get around Austin, you see those DPS guys.

unknown 46:00

I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 46:01

And the problem is, is like what they do is they're train so many in this area. So we're kind of the region that gets a lot of the training. Because we have all kinds of things down here in the border region. You know, you could they could be exposed to anything. Yeah, it's actually. Probably a great place to train. Yeah. The problem is, is like we're subjected to all these fucking greenhorns down here thinking they're Walker, Texas Ranger.

SPEAKER_00 46:22

Like that guy pulled me over in Kinepa, that young kid. Yeah. Yeah, it's true. He pulled you over? Yeah, pulled me over in Kineppo for going like two miles over the speed limit. Yeah. He had his hand on his gun, uh, driving a fucking Dollar General truck in my gym shorts. What are you doing? I'm trying to get to work. It's fucking 5 30 in the morning.

SPEAKER_01 46:40

Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_00 46:42

And he asked me the same question like three times.

SPEAKER_01 46:44

That's what they do. Like, I had them one time that they're like, Do you have any of this? You have any of that? You have any bazookas, automatic rifles?

SPEAKER_00 46:50

Let's not be like, I'm in a bad mood. Don't be cute.

SPEAKER_01 46:53

Yeah. Yeah. But they're they're trained to ask you because apparently, if you're a bad liar or that they might get a tell off of you. It's like, listen here, you fucking carnival marker. Like, what do you think you're gonna get a react?

SPEAKER_00 47:08

I don't know. I just but we are pro-law enforcement. Let's not get that. Uh let's not get that. Yeah, we are. We're pro-law enforcement. Shout out, Max.

SPEAKER_01 47:16

Yeah. We're we're all pro for you. If you see some construction going on and traffic's backed up, we are pro. Get your ass in the middle of the road and get that. Start waving that arm. Come on through. If there's an accident in front of OG Motors or they've got a backup traffic, if you want to park four troopers here to get the damn traffic moving, I'm all for that. All for it. You I'll actually move the vehicles. You can park in the covered shade so your vehicles will be nice and cool when you get back in. Get the goddamn traffic moving, pal.

SPEAKER_00 47:44

I think do you think that their AC works better than anyone in Texas? Maybe. Dude, it has to. They got black seats. They do. They make me ever is that's not happening to you, but I was driving a truck one time and they made me get in the passenger seat.

SPEAKER_02 48:02

Really?

SPEAKER_00 48:02

He didn't want to get out. He's like, come on, sit down. I'm like, in the car. He's like, in the fucking car. And he like, yeah, I had to open the door, get in. He's like, talking to me. I'm like, too bad you didn't have that choto disease. You're just like, I should have just shit. What about this? Like, whenever you get pulled over and you have to shit, like, do you just tell him, like, hey, I gotta shit? Can I go to the back? They probably wouldn't let you go. No, they wouldn't. I would just take a dump. Right there. Right fucking there. I mean, I wouldn't, but so I don't know. Uh yeah, so Ziggy's concerned about that. What's up

CB Radios, CrossFit, And Big Ideas

SPEAKER_00 48:35

with C V radios? Dude, you're you're obsessed with these CBs. Are there any out there? There's one in that uh that F-250 that would be. Come back. Come back. CB radio. Come back. I think people don't need them anymore. Everyone has their phones.

unknown 48:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 48:51

I miss it. I tried to do a radio check the other day in that Ford with the video.

SPEAKER_00 48:55

Did John McGee come back at you?

SPEAKER_01 49:01

I remember the good old way days when you would do one and there'd be like some super trucker passing through town. He's like, got this radio. You reach out here and touch somebody, and he would be like in Del Rio.

SPEAKER_00 49:12

There's a guy in Sacramento. I heard about him. He had a house off of 99, which is like a major highway that goes through like this the Central Valley. And he had like a whole station, and he would just talk shit to the truckers all day long. Some retired guy. I like that.

SPEAKER_01 49:28

That would be a good one. They should put CBs in nursing homes. They can. And then just let them talk to all their old people. That'd be awesome. You just wheel over there and complain about C. Pakistanian though. Do the packies are they on the CB?

SPEAKER_00 49:44

I don't know. You don't ask me the most. We need to get one. We'll just get one and try to make it work.

SPEAKER_01 49:48

Let's get a base station for here at Old G. I would like to pick it up right here where we could just fire it up.

SPEAKER_00 49:55

And do it on the show.

SPEAKER_01 49:56

What if we live streamed from on a CB radio?

SPEAKER_00 49:59

No one would listen. You never know. Maybe not. I thought about this. What about ham radio? We could get into that. Don't you have to have a license or something? I got every other damn thing. But how the how hard could that be to get? I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 50:10

You just like apply, and then a year later you're like, yeah, but we could talk to the people in Ukraine and they're like, there's not really a war here. We're just stealing all your money. Joe Biden gave us your money.

SPEAKER_00 50:19

I think they're stealing, I think what's his name stealing our money. What's his name? Zelensky. Yeah. Zelensky. Zelensky auto. Isn't that from October?

SPEAKER_01 50:28

When that war started, they are painting this Zelensky as the almost as a George Washington.

SPEAKER_00 50:34

I was about to say, yeah, he was a Lafayette like type character. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 50:38

And now every time you see him, he just looks like he's like a methed out gamer. Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_00 50:44

He's probably partying every night. Someone said back in the day that was like a destination to find like these beautiful women. But the Ukraine was. Yeah. Is it true?

SPEAKER_01 50:55

Is that true? That's what I heard. Hungary. It's not interested. Yeah. Is it still exercise? I was did this the other day. Because I was trying to exercise. I got the new dog. I'm walking the dog.

SPEAKER_00 51:08

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 51:10

But I walked from my house to Dairy Queen and I did it with the cone and then I walked home.

SPEAKER_00 51:16

That's exercise.

SPEAKER_01 51:17

That's exercise. With a treat in the middle.

SPEAKER_00 51:19

I think exercise only works if you do it throughout the whole day. Oh. These people who just go do it and for like an hour a day, I don't think that does anything. I think it's better than doing nothing. Well, yeah. No, I don't actually, I've heard that people who do nothing live longer. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Like the pot the potato chip eaten, like diet coke drinkers who just play video games, like they last forever.

SPEAKER_01 51:41

What would I have to do to convince you? Would I have to like pay you? Would there have to be a prize? Could I just like make your pride and challenge you, challenge you to do it? What would it take for me to get you to join one of the local CrossFit?

SPEAKER_00 51:57

I've been thinking about this for years. You have the time now, bud. I gotta go to fucking Colorado tomorrow. Yeah. But uh no, I'll do it. You think they would have me? Yeah. I could be like their special little pet project.

SPEAKER_01 52:10

Yeah. Yeah, you'd have to pay me. You might steal someone's wife, bud. Oh god. Or their husband. Or their husband. Oh yeah. Shout out. That would be a good U Valde podcast story. Your father of three moves in with Ox in a truck store. No, no, I move in.

SPEAKER_00 52:27

Oh, yeah, you move in. Steal their wives. Uh I like women. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_01 52:35

I'd like you to join a CrossFit.

SPEAKER_00 52:36

I'll do it. Will you pay my membership dues? Yeah. Okay, I'll do it. Yeah. But which one? There's so many. So many.

SPEAKER_01 52:42

I think you should go try each one of them and then we'll make a bit out of it.

SPEAKER_00 52:46

Who was that guy? Uh who's that guy in Uvaldi? He's always on social media. He's a bigger dude who lost a ton of weight.

SPEAKER_01 52:53

Oh, Steve G.

SPEAKER_00 52:54

Yeah. He uh he made an awesome video the other day of him. He's he's just like walking around town. He's like looking at all the gyms. He's like showing how many gyms are in, and there's like nine or ten.

SPEAKER_01 53:05

I haven't seen this video, but I've I've watched all of Steve's stuff.

SPEAKER_00 53:08

It's a funny video. He's just like walking by each one. He's like, there's another one, there's another one. There's so many gyms. I don't know which one to go to.

SPEAKER_01 53:15

I tell you what, man, that guy's social media is on point. Yeah, he's funny. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 53:19

I think he has like a national following, I think. Yeah, and he's uh genuinely just a good person. Had some hard times, but uh he's persevering. I think he I think he's an inspiration to people.

SPEAKER_01 53:31

I think he's insp inspirational and uh great for the community.

SPEAKER_00 53:35

You can just you can either just wallow in your self-pity, or you could be like this dude, and everyone likes you and you're have a great attitude.

SPEAKER_01 53:43

But but like it's on twofold because not only is he improving himself constantly, and you see all those videos, but also improving the community.

SPEAKER_00 53:52

Yes. And bringing attention to more people like that. And he's lost a ton of weight. How much weight has he lost? Bro, is like 180 pounds. Good God Almighty. And I'll see him out there walking with like a weighted vest. Yeah. Man, next time.

SPEAKER_01 54:05

Steve, if you ever have a cheat day coming up, call our docs and I will go eat lunch. Oh, God, imagine. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 54:10

Well, Ophelia's was good. I didn't see the price though, but oh God. Uh let's see. Oh, you got a TV show idea. Oh, yes. It's a show that follows the life of a deported person from America. Preferably back to Middle Eastern country or Africa or maybe Haiti. Is it a great isn't that a great idea? That'd be a great show. They're like, this person is deported, and then they follow them back to their old.

SPEAKER_01 54:39

Especially if it's like one of those dreamer kids that's not really like they hadn't been to Haiti since they were three. Yeah. And now they gotta go back.

SPEAKER_00 54:46

Imagine that. Imagine watching that.

SPEAKER_01 54:47

That'd be a good show. That poor bass. I feel sorry for that kid.

SPEAKER_00 54:51

Yeah. Oh, he might be rich though at the end of it.

SPEAKER_01 54:53

I would keep my Netflix subscription if they did this.

SPEAKER_00 54:56

Yeah, what would we call it? Deported. Yeah. Nice. That's just an idea I had.

SPEAKER_01 55:02

I would call it uh import export.

SPEAKER_00 55:07

Okay. Yeah. Import export. Yeah. But should it be like a positive thing, like they started their business there or just Yeah, and then they get extorted by the mafia and killed. Do you think these Italians are the ones that ruin the country? You know how they they brought in like uh organized crime? Was that the beginning of the end?

SPEAKER_01 55:27

Uh yeah, there's always crime, but then it was just master class and organization.

SPEAKER_00 55:33

And it lasted up till now? Yeah. Or the 90s, like Soprano era era. Yeah. I don't know. I'm just trying to decide when did when did everything start going bad with like the immigration?

SPEAKER_01 55:45

But I think there's a change now to the South American kind of cartel because they've they've been ruthlessly accumulating wealth, influence, and power, but now they have the kind of I mean they have almost like Saudi money, and they have influence and business and lawyers and politicians. Like I think they've kind of replaced the American Italian American mafia.

SPEAKER_00 56:10

Mexicans or like Venezuelans?

SPEAKER_01 56:12

The South American uh cartel culture.

SPEAKER_00 56:14

Yeah. They have tons of money. Tons. I don't know, dude. I hate money. Money, you don't need it to be happy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 56:23

But people are always wanting to be like, Money is a 1969 Delta 88 compared to 455.

SPEAKER_00 56:30

I think your wife has saved in my phone as Delta 88 because she drove with that one day. Nice. Um but yeah, they're talking about freezing the rent. And everyone's excited. Yeah, freezing rent, more money. Where are they gonna freeze rent rent? What are you gonna do with this fucking money? You don't fucking need it. It's not gonna make your life better.

SPEAKER_01 56:50

Where are they freezing the rent? New York City or get a rope.

unknown 56:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 56:55

Wait, was that from uh El Paso?

SPEAKER_01 56:57

The Pace Becani.

SPEAKER_00 56:58

Pace Bacani, yeah. That pace bicani tastes like shit too. Did you like it? I kind of like that. Uh my mom always made sales, though. Thick and junky. My mom made like eight serrano peppers, and I had four of them. Ooh. They were spicy, but I like a serrano. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 57:15

I like this deport deported show.

SPEAKER_00 57:17

We should try it out. Yeah. I don't know how we'd ever do that.

SPEAKER_01 57:19

And then you could have like a commercial for somebody selling phone cards.

SPEAKER_00 57:28

Don't you think Udvaldi needs a destination barbecue restaurant?

SPEAKER_01 57:32

I would love it.

SPEAKER_00 57:33

That's the only thing we're missing. And we have all we have all the people. If I'm gonna say one thing about Uvaldi that anyone a lot of people here in town can do is cook or barbecue. Why aren't we like the barbecue pit capital of Texas?

SPEAKER_01 57:47

We're the we're the barbecue. Lockhart's the like the barbecue restaurant, but we're the we make it happen. We're the at-home barbecue capital.

SPEAKER_00 57:55

We should have at least one. Yeah. I mean we have Avitt's, but they're closed like sometimes. Yeah. But I want like a like a boutique barbecue place, like a tree city and water. Shout out. Shout out. But uh barbecue.

SPEAKER_01 58:10

Oh, I've got a new uh I've got an idea for that.

SPEAKER_00 58:12

I think that's your new venture. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_01 58:14

Okay, I would love to have a barbecue.

SPEAKER_00 58:16

And I think my dad could be the master fucking cook. Interesting. He he cooks an awesome brisket.

SPEAKER_01 58:22

I'm waiting for mine.

SPEAKER_00 58:25

Are you still? Yeah. Okay. Keep waiting. No, I'll tell him. I think he's all about it though. He wants to cook one for you.

SPEAKER_01 58:35

Um I agree. We need a destination barbecue, like a a top 50 barbecue.

SPEAKER_00 58:44

And guess who's number one? A guy from fucking Evaldi already. And number two. I'm sorry. Yeah. Yeah. We can have a number three. Yeah. Chunk? Come on, Chunk and Joe Chom. Sumo barbecue? I like that. Nice, dude. I can't. I think it's a great idea.

SPEAKER_01 59:03

Um I agree. I agree. We need to get this world-class barbecue. I think it could be I think it could be done. I do too. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 59:13

I do too. Even if I have to uh go there and whip the chain myself, get them going.

SPEAKER_01 59:19

I've seen a lot of chatter in the barbecue world that uh just with beef being so expensive, the new brisket is a whole smoked chicken.

SPEAKER_00 59:29

I love a smoked chicken.

SPEAKER_01 59:30

So if you come into a barbecue restaurant, you know, a plate is $25, then they could sell you like a whole smoked chicken and two sides for $25. So literally two people, probably four people can eat a whole smoked chicken.

SPEAKER_00 59:43

Oh, dude.

SPEAKER_01 59:43

But two for sure.

SPEAKER_00 59:45

I ate a whole I ate a whole barbecue chicken from pollo sao one time.

SPEAKER_01 59:48

Dude, that place is good.

SPEAKER_00 59:50

It was good. And I ate all the fucking, it was like a stack of quick tea.

SPEAKER_01 59:54

If if, and it's not, brisket's always gonna be the king. Number one. If it was to move from brisket to a chicken, now all of a sudden, like the pollo places, they're gonna be tough to beat. Yeah. Is that barbecue though? Yeah, isn't that mean barbecue chicken in Spanish? I mean, to me, that's barbecue, but it isn't barbecue. It's not smoking. To me, barbecue means smoking. Yeah. But to a lot of people, it just means cooked outside or cooked with a grill.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:21

On that little on that little dial it says barbecue smoke, and then it goes to barbecue. So I think they made the rules. Yeah. Them's the rules, but them's the rules.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:30

Them's the rules. I agree. I'll I concede.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:34

And I think Live Oak has a little pollocala thing going now. We need to try the live oak this week. When the fuck are they open? I don't know. Let me look right now. Are we in a hurry? Uh no. I mean, we're kind of running out of. I know. Well, uh what else about that chicken?

SPEAKER_01 1:00:48

I I didn't you say your mom went to Live Oak, the new Live Oak? And it it just opened out of nowhere.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:54

My mom told me that they that she was trying to decide when to go, but they didn't know when it was open. But she said that they do have that pollocelo there.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:03

I'm gonna check it out.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:04

We need to go. I don't what do you think?

SPEAKER_01 1:01:05

They're probably only open on the days Fiesta Bakery is open, or vice versa.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:11

We need when I get back, can we go? Yeah. It says uh open Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:19

Wednesday, Thursday.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:20

We'll go Thursday or Friday.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:21

All right, I like it. The plan. That is the plan.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:25

What'd you say about that building though? Back in the day.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:28

What do you mean?

SPEAKER_00 1:01:29

It was made by like by road signs, or what was it?

SPEAKER_01 1:01:31

Yeah, it was uh what were they doing? I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:34

They have good food though, I guess. I never wanted to. That's what they said. They said they had good food. I mean, look at this dude. That looks pretty good. We're gonna try it next week. We're gonna do an honest review. Yeah, and I like those onions that they do it just like a in a foil. I love that. I'll eat that whole thing.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:50

I love that. I like the charo beans with the chicharron in them. I like that. I like that a lot. Does your mom ever do that? Uh yeah. She does it all, buddy. She's old school. She's old school. No. So you've already got us a good barbecue restaurant.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:06

What do we have to do to get Joe Tom and I think we have to be in charge of this?

SPEAKER_01 1:02:11

Oh, you know what I wanted to do? I wanted

Trucks And Tea Then Closing Invite

SPEAKER_01 1:02:13

to get with the tree place, the Tree City T, who's my new favorite place.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:17

We've been talking, he's been talking about this, guys.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:18

I can't stop. It's awesome. I can't stop. I'm addicted to the tea. But you know how they have like the cars and coffee and all this? Oh. I'm gonna do trucks and tea.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:28

Nice, dude. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:29

I want to do a collaboration, a partnership. I want to forge an alliance with Tree City Tea to do tea and truck and tea. What's a we gotta wordsmith this?

SPEAKER_00 1:02:39

Truck and tea, it's it's there. We just gotta figure it out. Titty. Truck and tea. Trucks and tea? That's why I'm gonna get my scout dull trucks and iced tea.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:53

Iced out trucks. I don't know. That's why I'm gonna get my scout done so I can have we can have our little fucking get togethers.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:58

I like it.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:59

I'm ready. I'm ready. We got Mingo out here with his uh K30.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:04

Shout out Mingo. Finally got his truck back. Long beds are for men. Short beds are for queers. What those? Wait, did you write that or I did? You said it. Oh, okay. And it resonated and I put it in the notes. I love a long bed. I love a long bed.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:27

But people don't like them.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:29

I don't want no short, short man. Get your short bed.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:34

These two guys came out and looking at our trucks are like, um, yeah, people don't really like these long beds. Like I like them. Yeah. And then you get online like, we don't want a long bed. We cut well, they cut the beds short and put them together on purpose.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:46

Yeah, what did what did Jaime say? Is like nobody. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:50

Yeah, he's like, no, I'm good again. Yeah, he's like, these short, these long beds are for the birds. Yeah. No, they're not. They're not. I'm a bird then because I love them. I love them too. What would you say? Just more truck. It's more truck. Yeah, you can put more shit in it. You can put a whole fridge in there.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:03

That's like when every time someone tells me it's like, we ought to buy a day. Yo, we we ought to get day cabs. For the same money, you can get a place to take a nap. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:12

Like what or spend the weekends. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:15

Yeah. Yeah. Get a lizard. Wait, is it is it the same price? I mean, essentially. Less than a percent difference.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:24

Like $859.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:25

You're talking about a $200,000 truck, and for another $1,200 or to $2,000 you can have a sleeper.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:33

Yeah, all your amenities. Yeah. Shout out, Pete Lane.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:36

Shout out. Get well soon.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:38

Yeah, he broke his ankle or his heel. His heel. Man, that's a I drove his truck. That's a nice truck. Long big truck.

unknown 1:04:46

Big truck.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:48

Might think he might become overcompensated or something, but shout out, Pete Lane. I'm kidding. Don't fight me.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:54

Is Uvaldi becoming the Amsterdam of Texas? There's a lot of fucking bikes. Have you seen bicycles?

SPEAKER_00 1:05:00

Dude, it's insane. The bikes are insane. I hate it. Oh, you don't like it? No. I see him around the post office, old men lives on bikes. Just cruising around. I had an ass full of it already. Is that like their retirement plan in Uvalde? It's just like, oh, here's your bike.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:14

I'm gonna buy a fire truck with a water cannon and start shooting people off of them.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:18

And there are people from Uvaldi who are like, I'm gonna buy a Huffy and I'm gonna cruise around town. Yeah. Why? Why? I don't know. A mammoth. Is it exercise, maybe? Uh have you seen these people on cruises? Have you ever been on a cruise? I haven't. Have you? No, but I see them on cruises. This is like the newest thing. People go back around on the cruise again.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:43

Where do you go on cruises? Like where would Mexico, I guess? I feel like you have to go to North, like Canada up for if I'm gonna get on a cruise, I gotta go non Caribbean.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:56

I think if you my my parents went on a cruise and there was like I'll All the people from Houston went and it was a party for them. Oh yeah. They're going partying. And I heard they don't play rap music on a lot of them now. Because people just get out of control. That's what I heard. They rocked the boat. They're rocking that boat, bud.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:16

Some of the videos I've seen of those uh cruise chicks is uh I would uh it's like X-rated. Yeah. I'd rather have to eat Thanksgiving dinner in an Indian food market, street market.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:29

And go on that cruise? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:30

Maybe.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:33

Oh yeah, and the bike. I saw a guy run the bike down the riverbed, and it had me thinking. I'm like, I'm gonna fly my drone over there and just check it out. Did you? I tried to. The birds, I guess they live there, started attacking my drone. I had to I had to I had to bring it back.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:46

Oh yeah, right here because there's some homeless people living here in this. I wanted to see where they live. Cook Slough. Is that Cook's Lou or Taylor Slough? I think it's Taylor, isn't it? I think it might be. Is it Cook's Louis? Is it named after is that where Tommy's lives? I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:59

They named her after his grandpa. I don't know. That's terrible. Shout out. Shout out. Um, but yeah, there's a lot of birds, a lot of wildlife there. And a lot of homeless people. There's a lot of wildlife. Yeah. What are telescope glasses? This is my last thing. I thought of it yesterday, but I won I I put it down today. Um why haven't you like you're you're you're somewhere and you want to see something far away? Why can't they make telescope glasses? I agree.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:28

I agree. Come on, bud. I got a robot in my bands.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:32

McNews of metaglasses. Are they do they telescope? No. No. That's like some inspector gadget shit. Oh. Who are these people you're hanging out with yesterday? Just people you met like randomly? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:48

Oh, okay. I'm making friends being myself.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:52

Well, bro. Yeah, dude, we went way over. Oh, how long do we do? Hour seven.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:57

Yeah!

SPEAKER_00 1:07:58

We did it. We're consistent. We are. We're consistent. Unlike another local podcast.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:05

Oh, yeah. What do they call that one? Who cares? Yeah. Dog shit sniffers or something. Dog sniffers. What's that other podcast that's um which one? Morching gun than ours that's local?

SPEAKER_00 1:08:18

None. They're not more ching gun. Oh. I don't think they have any listeners. Okay, I don't want to talk shit about them.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:24

They're real positive though. Yeah, they are. I was watching it the other day. I was like, this is anti-negpod. I almost was offended. Wait, what? They were posting on Instagram and it was so positive. Yeah. I was like, is this is are you coming after me? Are you coming after the Negpod with your positivity? And I'm thinking we might be beefing. No, I think it's it just me? Yes. Is it just me?

SPEAKER_00 1:08:47

Yes. They just talk about sports. I don't know. Sports is fine, but it's hard to make sports interesting. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:56

Make me hate the WNBA even more when they talk about it. That WNBA bud. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:03

Alright, well, shout out uh Ziggy's Tax Derby. Hopefully that screw room didn't mess up Yell's business too much. Shout out uh Victoria during. Um go out to uh Ruby's Lance if you want to like if you're single, I feel like go out there and you'll meet a woman. You will. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:19

Or make some pretty much. You might have to get a seatbelt extension to get her home, but you think uh uh get a shout out to Manny's at Garza's Auto Detail. Uh I do, but I don't have my phone in here. Where's your phone at? Uh my phone is charging in the uh other office.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:45

Auto detail. I'm gonna look it up. I know you're in a hurry, but it's not on here.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:51

Give our friend O'Manny at Garza Auto Detail a shout. 830-326-1260. Shout out, Manny.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:59

830 326 1260. So uh yes, sir, yes, sir. And uh what was the other one? Oh, A1 uh sauce. A1 um fire and safety. Shout out, Brad. Uh, he's another sponsor, actual sponsor. Yeah. Ching ching ching, money, money, money. We gotta shout him out. And uh River City Bell Bonds. Have you heard from him? I hadn't talked to Clay in a while.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:28

Um shout out, Clay. Hope everyone's uh going to jail for you.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:32

Oh my god, that is your business. Please misbehave.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:36

Yeah, you he's like the friend you had in high school, and you're like, hey, should we do this? Like, you should definitely do this. And he's standing there waiting to bail you out.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:43

And they like you text him, like, where are you? Oh man, Hama decided not to come out. Yeah. Oh god. All right. Well, what else you got, bud?

SPEAKER_01 1:10:52

That's it.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:52

Negpod episode 41. Oh my god, 41. That's it. Wait, when do we when are we gonna start season two? We were still in season one.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:00

Are we? When do we do that?

SPEAKER_00 1:11:01

I don't know. When we hit 50, we'll do season two.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:04

Okay. All right. I feel like we should just keep it going until like number 704. You want to do season one, the whole thing? Yeah. Okay, we can.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:12

All right. Well, I guess that's it. Nothing else. Oh, come by. What's the address here?

SPEAKER_01 1:11:17

2309 East Main Street, grand opening. We would like to see y'all come out on Saturday from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. You don't have to stay the whole time. Pop in, give us 10, 15 minutes, see the old trucks, guzzle down a glizzy, drink some uh Bailey's lemonade, listen to DJ Wolverine.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:35

And shout out all our customers. We sold two trucks.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:37

We have two trucks sold this week. No, coming on strong. Shout out customers. And I think if you and if you want something, I think you can find it for them, right? If you want something, I'll find it for you. Yeah, I won't buy it until we talk or whatever. I might buy it if I think it's cool. I I've had three people, maybe four people in the past 10 days ask me about an old school original Volkswagen bug. Really? So I will probably have one of those here.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:06

Oh, dude, if we had that, you people just people will just be coming and checking it out.

unknown 1:12:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:10

All right. Well, I guess we'll see y'all next time. See you!