Ep. 42 Thursty Thirsday

You know that feeling when a normal day turns into a full-on spiral of ideas, rants, and “wait, is that actually true?” That’s where we start: local shout outs, bar talk, and the real-life grind of trying to build Old G Motors in Uvalde, Texas, including the awkward dance of business hours, after-hours shoppers, and why running a used car dealership can feel like an alcoholic owning a bar. 

Then we pitch a concept we can’t stop thinking about: a youth sports analytics app that pulls in video streams, stats, and AI measurements to rank players across leagues. We jokingly call it “Dream Crusher,” but the goal is serious: give kids and parents a reality-based view of performance, competition, and what “next level” actually means. Would it calm the chaos on the bleachers or crank it up? We argue it out. 

From there, we go into the downside of modern “everything is stronger now,” swapping stories about high-potency weed, paranoia, and marijuana psychosis, then snapping back to real-world risk with a brutal reminder about highway wrecks and seatbelts. We also hit the everyday stuff that somehow matters: hotel check-ins that take forever, why hotels need a bar and restaurant, Facebook comment-section warfare, marketplace scam red flags, and the local food we keep going back for. 

If you like a small town podcast that mixes business, community, travel complaints, and big ideas with unfiltered humor, hit play. Subscribe, share this with a friend who’d appreciate the chaos, and leave a review so we can keep growing.

Transcript

Sponsors, Ruby’s, And Town Shout Outs

SPEAKER_04 0:02

Man, we're back. What's up, McNew? What's up? Nothing, man. We're here on uh Lazy Thursday. Negpod 42.

SPEAKER_03 0:12

Is it Thursday Thursday? It's Thirsty Thursday.

SPEAKER_04 0:15

We got our tea.

SPEAKER_03 0:17

We do. But for those of you that are not teetotalers, you should go to Ruby's Land. Ruby's. Oh, dude, they're gonna be hopping tonight. Yeah, bello. Get the tarantula on your table.

SPEAKER_04 0:33

Just be hungover is a shit tomorrow. Worthless.

SPEAKER_03 0:37

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Shout out to you. Drink it out of my lum's cup. Dude, those lums cups are you can't not get the commemorative cup. You have to. You want a small or a large?

SPEAKER_04 0:48

The small is like a little dental cup. You spit in it. Like, no, I'll take the fucking big old plastic basket.

SPEAKER_03 0:53

Oh, and they s I don't have a blue one. I got a bunch of red ones. They've been red forever, but now they got blue. And now I got now. I'm like, I'm immediately jealous. I was like, I gotta go get me some blue lums cups. They got a bunch of new stickers too.

SPEAKER_04 1:05

Oh new sticker day. Whoa. Shout out. Shout out um, I guess uh Ziggy's lounge. Getting Ziggy with it. Ziggy Stardust.

SPEAKER_03 1:17

Where are you at, bud? Where are you at? We're on Marshallane, I think. They're mounting a screw worm. Um, Manny, shout out Manny. We see you tomorrow at Garza's Auto Detail. They're gonna be here, I think, also Saturday for the grand opening at Old G Motors. Old G Motors, come see our opening. 2309 East Main Street in Uvalde, Texas, across from Billy Bob's. Yeah. And Renna Center. And Hobby Lobby. And uh Hibbit Sports. Uh, shout out River City Bell Bonds. River City. Uh A1 Fire and Safety.

SPEAKER_04 1:56

I thought it was Heinz 57.

SPEAKER_03 1:58

It was fire and safety. Those guys got a huge uh territory, man. I was actually open to a text message that was like two weeks old from Flotus. And they go all the way to like Carn City to Uvalde to Pinche. Maybe Carn City St. Angelo or something. I don't know. It's it's Balvoso. They can put a fire out. Just give them a shout.

SPEAKER_04 2:14

I think Carn City is the capital of like white people who talk like Mexicans.

SPEAKER_03 2:18

I agree. That's a that's like a they ought to get a bat on a billboard. That and Lake Jordan.

SPEAKER_04 2:24

Yeah, pleasanton.

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Uh shout out Night Al tattoo over there in Divine. Give Bobby a shout if you need a tattoo. Yeah. Hey, Bobby, Bobby tattoo, tattoo Bobby over at Night Al. He'll take care of you.

SPEAKER_04 2:38

Yeah, John Flotus and um and Brad are both uh great sponsors. That's right. We love them. We like Ziggies and of course Renee and Dakota, the two hardest working people new belly.

SPEAKER_03 2:51

Yeah. I think we're gonna be bringing on a new sponsor. Who's uh? Uh it'll be uh it's uh it's a local local welder. Oh, is he a welder? Fab man. Is he a fabulous man? Fabricator. Oh the fabulous fabricator. The fabulous fabricator. Who's coming soon? Oh, we don't even know. We haven't done it yet. Yeah. Well, I mean it's I don't I don't know what Connor calls his don't say his name. His gimbal not until he face.

SPEAKER_04 3:20

Shout out, Connor. Kimball, is that his last name? Yeah. Is he related to Kimball's right here? Yeah. There's a Kimball that lives by my mom's house. Is that his brother or something? Um strike me out in youth baseball pills. That's uh the baseball boys. Oh, okay. Yeah. Shout out. Shout out.

SPEAKER_03 3:38

Um well, let's get into it, Ox.

SPEAKER_04 3:42

You say you feel like old G Motors is like an alcoholic.

SPEAKER_03 3:46

That was I think you said that last week. Well, it was on the notes last week, but I didn't uh quite uh make it. Uh I don't think we talked about it, but I do feel like uh this like owning a car lot's like an alcoholic owned bar. Maybe.

SPEAKER_04 4:01

Unless you're very corporate, then you're like, I'm making money, we're out of here. Like that one that was down the street. What was it called? The bar? No, no, that uh that car lot. It was all used cars. Oh, yeah. What was that? Auto world or yeah, auto world.

SPEAKER_03 4:15

They're like, we're not selling cars, we're out of here. Bro, they put in a ton of capital into that space. Oh yeah. And then they were like Gonzalez.

SPEAKER_04 4:25

Yeah, they're like, these guys don't not buy any cars at this price point. Yeah. So we're gone. We're gone. And local fix, you're in.

SPEAKER_03 4:33

You're in. Isn't that who they took over? I mean, I love old G Motors. Yeah, uh LocalFix took over, and then they spent a small fortune changing. Yeah, sure to a restaurant.

SPEAKER_04 4:43

It looks beautiful, dude. It does, it's nice.

SPEAKER_03 4:44

Yeah. Um never been though. Yeah. We want to sell some cars at Old G. Yeah. But if not, I'll just drive these bastards because I like them a lot. We'll give you the double middle fingers and sell them online. Yeah, we'll say we'll put something ugly about you on our sign and we'll ride around with a grin on our face.

SPEAKER_04 5:02

What about these people who come in after hours and like, can we look at your cars? I can't. I was like, Oh yeah, come on back. Me too. I've been in the sun for two fucking hours. I'm about to buzz up. Come on back, you cocksucker.

SPEAKER_03 5:18

We do have kind of terrible hours for some people, but yeah, we do. He's like, Oh, I'm all I had the work during the day. I can't come during the day. We're we're our work hours or your work hours. We should probably fix that, but I'm I'm also working. I'm I'm at the office at you know, 7, 7:30. Well, I'm here. I could show people around. Yeah, you're here. I'm here after two. I don't mind staying nervous. Like, are you the mechanic? I'm like, I'm more like a gopher.

SPEAKER_04 5:44

I didn't want my mechanic.

SPEAKER_03 5:46

Dude, when are you gonna get your those cool shirts? That's good. I'm jealous of those shirts. Which ones? The ones that uh oh Decamp?

SPEAKER_04 5:52

Yeah, oh yeah, she uh messaged me today. I gotta pick them up. I forgot.

unknown 5:56

Woo!

SPEAKER_03 5:57

What a treat.

SPEAKER_04 5:58

What a treat. Nice, they are cool. I saw uh what's his name? Um Trey wearing them. I'm like, that's a that's a snazzy little shirt.

SPEAKER_03 6:05

I've got one and uh I I like to wear it. I like to wear it a lot. I want a jumpsuit though. Damn. Nice, dude. Johnny Bones special. He does he still wear those? He does. I saw him today.

SPEAKER_04 6:20

What the f go back to work, motherfucker. Tell him I'm like, all right, big on down. Oh yeah, in laws and out of bounds. Shout out. Uh they were talking, not talking shit, but they were like uh like firing back at us. Yeah. One of their posts. I was like, oh, this is funny. I didn't even see this. They're trying to get cute. Yeah, trying to get cute. Yeah. What's his name? Uh uh Copenhagen or Hagen? Oh, it's Copen.

unknown 6:50

Copen.

SPEAKER_03 6:51

And Emilio. Shout out. Shout out. Uh I do like their video on there. We'll do video. I just gotta figure it out. I've I think if we got video, we'd blow up.

SPEAKER_04 7:04

Blowing up now, but I had three breakfast tacos. Blow up. Um, well, where would we where would we put them though? Like you're you're just like looking at we would have one here and then have one there.

SPEAKER_03 7:13

I guess we just put one like right in the middle. We could just a tripod in the middle of the table that sees us both, and we're just talking like oh, like that.

Old G Motors Hours And Car Lot Life

SPEAKER_03 7:20

But then we have to face it? Oh, I don't know. Dude, see, we gotta figure this shit out. Figure it out. Can't you just like put a grow GoPro like on the microphone?

SPEAKER_04 7:27

Yeah, to have it up my nose. That wouldn't make any sense.

SPEAKER_03 7:31

We just have like one behind you, one behind you. It can't be that hard. I've like every every asshole has a podcast, and every asshole's except us got video.

SPEAKER_04 7:39

But we'd have to like sit across from each other and then have a camera going that way.

SPEAKER_03 7:43

We're like talking like we're in the fucking is one right there, point at you, one right here point at me. All right, we'll try it. We'll try it. I don't know. Come on, Gabe, come through, give a shot. Come on. Uh, I've got a talking about in-laws and out of bounds. I know the the team positivity may not like this, but I have a another million dollar idea. Another one.

SPEAKER_04 8:06

What's up?

SPEAKER_03 8:06

I hope some of you people have enough initiative to go capitalize on my great ideas because I will be here giving you great ideas forever.

SPEAKER_04 8:14

And also, if they if they come through and they're successful, we'll be the first ones, the pat you on the back.

SPEAKER_03 8:19

Yeah, well,

Dream Crusher App For Kids Sports

SPEAKER_03 8:20

you could be a sponsor of the neckpod. Yeah, of course. Uh, so I want to do a kids' sports app. Nowadays, you know, they have all of this. It's it's crazy. I'm not I'm not sure they have this in Uvaldi, but uh now I would say a lot of the little leagues, maybe the majority of little leagues have uh like a camera and software where you can watch the streamed games on YouTube. Oh, really? Uh you can also like see live stats of the kids, the pitchers, the hitters, everything. And one of the parents for each team is logging all of the data. You know, it's only as good as the data input, but there are stats. There are you can watch the streams, you can watch everything. And so this is happening across thousands and thousands of little league games every day. Yeah, probably. There's football games that are all filmed, there's soccer games that are all filmed, basketball. Uh nowadays, with all the AI and the analytics, it's so easy because all the measurements, you know, home plate to first base, uh, 10 foot on a basketball goal, how wide a soccer field is, everything is the same. That's the beauty of it.

SPEAKER_04 9:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 9:33

And so the machines, the AIs, can they can tell fast you run, how high you jump, everything. And so I want all of this data to be uploaded. And uh I'm gonna call it Dream Crusher. And then so when you're like when I go somewhere and some guy starts telling me about his kid who plays junior high football and he's all badass, I'll just open my Dream Crusher app and I'll be like, but he's the best kid in Uvalde County in half of Zabala.

SPEAKER_02 10:08

Right.

SPEAKER_03 10:08

And they'll be like, excuse me, but he's all bad. And I was like, have you seen this kid in Hondo? He's twice as badass. Have you seen the kid in Lamarck? Yeah, yeah. And like I'll keep expanding and then please don't go to Dallas or Houston, please. But it would be awesome, and I think it would help put kids in perspective. Like when there was a point in time, especially mid size to large size cities, if you were the city champ, you were a fucking bad ass. There was one kid in Kanipa who went to one state. Yeah, that's amazing. Yeah, he was fast. But when you're winning s state, a lot of the times you're competing against small schools or one A school. 1A, but still state state. But effectively, like, I don't give a shit if you play in Kanippa or Alamo Heights or Lamarque or whatever. Like, at some point, like you gotta be the I don't care where you play, but you gotta be the best of the best to go to the next level. For sure. And I think it would help so many of these kids to live in reality. No, dude. No, they don't need that. They need to live in fantasy land. That's that's where they thrive. It's enough. It's enough. And these parents, like the next time you're at a little league game and there's two parents screaming at the ump and be like, Look, your kid's the 379th best player in Uvaldi. Can you shut the fuck up? Dude, you think can you just eat your paletta and shut the fuck up?

SPEAKER_04 11:31

You think they would shut the fuck up, or they would go twice as hard. I think they would go three times as hard. Paletta.

SPEAKER_03 11:39

Uh, but I think I'm on to something. Oh, yeah. But also, if you are all badass, you wouldn't even have to say anything because people would know.

SPEAKER_04 11:47

Yeah, you wouldn't know.

SPEAKER_03 11:48

They'd be like, dude, you know who that is? I'm like, that's number fucking four in the whole state of Texas. Right. You just want like a ranking system. Yeah, but it would be good. It would be as good as a pro recruiter because all the analytics are there. There's all the video, there's all the data. It's how fast you are, how many points did you score? Yeah. And because you have the rosters and the video and the data, it can rank the players you're playing against. So if your stats are insane, but you're playing against you know, Pee-We football, like that that doesn't like Dude, you're all about this data collection. I'm all about the data. But I I think this would be good for kids because they just move like, hey, I don't care. That's like when when somebody tells me like when one of my kids starts telling me something about a video game, I stop and I go, is this about a video game? And they and they then they just look at me and go, I don't care. Yeah, tell tell your friends, tell someone else, but uh yeah, I don't care. If you beat the whole game, if you're the first person in the country to beat the game, I still don't care.

SPEAKER_04 12:54

Go run run and tell it on the mountain because I ain't listening. I ain't listening, I don't care. Your your kid will tell you something like, Wait, hold on. Is this about any go away?

SPEAKER_03 13:03

I will, I'll cut them all and go. I I gotta I don't care. I guess it's your son, he likes video games, doesn't he? He does like video games. Yeah, my nephew likes it too. But I've I'm trying to have a good rapport with my kids to talk about real things. Yeah, um, and I'm not dismissive of their hobbies, but I'm but I don't want to talk about video games. It's the same thing. Like, I know 99% of people don't want to me to come and tell them about my poker hand.

SPEAKER_04 13:29

No, they don't care. There's some things that they're better left unsaid. Or know your audience. Yeah, you can know your audience. That's a good lesson to learn.

SPEAKER_03 13:38

That's the good thing about the Negpod, because if you don't like what we're talking about, you can just scroll on over to in-laws and outhouses.

SPEAKER_04 13:46

In-laws and outhouses. We like them though. I like that guy.

SPEAKER_03 13:50

Me too. Could you could those guys bring their video equipment and help me create Dream Crusher Sports app?

SPEAKER_04 13:55

I just haven't done it because I just like how simple it is. People just listen to it and that's it.

SPEAKER_03 14:01

I like yelling.

SPEAKER_04 14:02

We're old school, we're like these old vehicles, but we're like a long, we're the long bed of uh podcasts.

SPEAKER_03 14:08

Well, dude, we're getting stickers, right?

SPEAKER_04 14:10

What's it gonna be? Should it be extra long, like super long?

SPEAKER_03 14:13

Oh, with like an 18-inch long bumper sticker. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 14:17

We're like with like a comically long bed. Yeah, that'd be cool. It would be old motors, yeah. Where the long bed meets the something. Oh yeah. We'll we'll think about that. Or Chat GBT will.

SPEAKER_03 14:32

Yes, I like it. We're on to something though. We're gonna be the long bed capital.

SPEAKER_04 14:36

We are, yeah, we're longbed capital of America. You want to do a taste test of different oh, that's me. We should do a taste test every show starting next time because I forgot.

SPEAKER_03 14:47

Like, what would we do?

SPEAKER_04 14:48

Like, I was thinking about the Tijuana mama sausages.

SPEAKER_03 14:52

Bro, that's terrible.

SPEAKER_04 14:54

What are we taste testing right now? I guess the tea. Shout out. What's it called?

SPEAKER_03 15:01

Tree City T and Tree City, I I was kind of hollering at you. I was shooting at shooting a shot about getting up on this uh teas and trucks.

SPEAKER_04 15:10

I like it. There's some high school kids working in there, and I've I I've I'm friends with like their mother or father on Facebook, and they're like so nice.

SPEAKER_03 15:18

I'm like, well, I'm glad these kids have some manners. Man, I've been get I've gotten a few friend requests from some high school kids on Facebook. And I'm just like, I'm not trying to be a dick, but I was like, I'm a grown man. No, no, no. From like I'm like dudes, I guess, that are listening to the show. I was like, Oh, shout out. Like, shout out, bro. But are they 18? I don't know. I don't know. I'm at that point in my grumpy in my grumpy old man life. That's like, I don't know. If you don't have a if you don't have a divorce under your belt, like we should probably shouldn't be friends.

SPEAKER_04 15:52

Just listen to the fucking show. Yeah. And we're yeah, it's R rated. Yeah, that's about as close as you're gonna get. Shout out. Keep listening, kids. But that uh Texas Tree, Water, City, and Motors.

unknown 16:06

What's it called?

SPEAKER_04 16:07

I can't remember the name. Tree, city, water, and tea. Shout out. Is it water in there too?

SPEAKER_03 16:16

I don't know. Well, there's water in the tea. No, my man. What uh what would you taste, bro? What would you taste? Yeah, have you ever had it? It's been a decade, and I can taste that vinegar bun pickled butthole right now. It's good, dude.

SPEAKER_04 16:34

It's fucking good.

SPEAKER_03 16:36

What uh what'd you eat on your adventure this week? You went from tell where tell us where you went.

SPEAKER_04 16:41

Went to Amaline, Kansas, and then over to uh Denver, Colorado. There's a lot of homeless people there. Was it? Did you see a lot? Yeah, and I saw a guy on a fucking dirt bike looking through people's cars in the in a parking lot. And I was like running to the office depot. I'm like, I let me do this in two minutes, and I ran in and ran out.

SPEAKER_03 17:02

We should have got you shoe polish that said, Have you seen Big Steve and put on the window?

SPEAKER_04 17:07

Oh fuck, he's there. I should have fucking seen him.

SPEAKER_03 17:09

Yeah, dude. I thought you were

Weed Potency And Psychosis Stories

SPEAKER_03 17:10

gonna come back with him.

SPEAKER_04 17:11

It was a bunch of young, it was like, well, it was some older white guys and like younger white people just fucking like sitting on the side of a building.

SPEAKER_03 17:19

Man, did you uh see the the Facebook post and I heard this story, but yesterday they uh busted a fugitive that had bailed out of a car.

SPEAKER_04 17:30

Oh, later news did a story on it.

SPEAKER_03 17:31

And he had a pistola with like a fully automatic chingao and all this. He can have a switch, but I can't. Well, he's a criminal. Yeah, no. Um but the funny thing is is they were looking for him and they found him because he this is what I heard firsthand. Yeah, he smelt like potweed so bad. People they could smell him like hiding in a shed, and they're like, oh, it smells like potweed. I hate the way that smells. It stinks. Oh, skunky. It's like a skunk. So they found him under some trash. Found him under some trash with that pistol. Yeah, it's rebound. But I think he was so he'd been so high. Oh what did you call it? Marijuana psychosis? That's exactly what I said. That he had could that's a that's like a real term. That's a real term. You didn't make it up, you're not a genius. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_04 18:20

Maybe but sometimes I listen to things.

SPEAKER_03 18:22

Um, but I think this this kid had or this guy had had marijuana psychosis so bad that he had convinced himself that he was like Butch Cassidy, David Koresh, Scarface.

SPEAKER_04 18:36

If you smoke enough, you'll go insane.

SPEAKER_03 18:39

I think that little some bitch had gone insane.

SPEAKER_04 18:40

There's one time I was in Vegas and uh I had a bar, and I was like, I'm gonna go to the marijuana shop and buy me a little uh gummy bear, just one, I'm gonna try it. I'm gonna be cute and try this. And I was all like drunk, and I was like, let me give me one gummy bear. It's like we don't do that here. I'm like, okay, well, can I buy like a brownie? And they're like, you could buy a bag of brownies, that's it. And so I bought a whole bag and I went to my hotel room and I was so hungry, I ate the whole bag, dude. When I tell you this marijuana psychosis, I had it for like a year. Like, I had like brain damage from this shit. It fucked me up big time. But I think that's what it is, it's just like the potency of this marijuana will drive me nuts.

SPEAKER_03 19:24

Insane.

SPEAKER_04 19:25

Yeah, insane.

SPEAKER_03 19:25

And I think it compound compounds like if you're a habitual user to a lot of it.

SPEAKER_04 19:30

So I just felt like I was watching myself in the movie.

SPEAKER_03 19:34

I know years ago in my potweed days that one day I just had to put it down. I said, I'm I'm thinking about crazy shit that's not even real. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 19:41

Did it is paranoia? Yeah, I think I'm a induced by your marijuana.

SPEAKER_03 19:46

It's bullshit. Dude, a friend of mine uh got sick and they checked him in the hospital and they're checking him out and everything, and they're like, We gotta, we gotta run these scans. Like you have all your mobility. We we think you may have had a stroke, but he wasn't showing any signs of a stroke. So they're like, we gotta do two things. We've gotta uh we've gotta scan your your body looking for skin. Yeah, looking for like a hemorrhage or something, and we gotta scan your brain because you might have brain damage and not even knowing. I feel like it's an eye. And so my buddy is telling me this, and he's like, Well, at first they're like, you could have died, but then they were like well, he had a stroke, he had like a or like a blood clot deal or whatever. I'm not a doctor, but anyways, they found like a clot and they cleared it up and it passed or whatever. But it's like that's where the clot went, and it could have gone in his brain, or as long or as long or whatever, and he could have like died. He got lucky, but then like he's telling me this story, and I was like, bro, I was like, I don't think death is the worst option in this story. Could you imagine? Like, he's like 47 years old. Could you imagine they have to like call his parents and are like, I'm sorry, but your son's here and he's retarded now, and you have to come get him. I think about this all the time. Who's prepared for yeah? What if that's you and like something happens and they have to call uh my dad would be so fucking pissed. This is gonna take care of him now, and you're just like playing the fucking just sitting there like eating peanut butter with a fork.

SPEAKER_04 21:24

It'd be alright to have 401k. He could just have that. Or in whatever else insurance policy you have, you can just take it and I that's what I tell people. If you find if this happens to me, I hope it doesn't. Just put my face in a puddle and walk away and keep the money. Call no limits, have him drive my extracts. Yeah, put me in

Gruesome Wrecks And Seatbelts

SPEAKER_04 21:45

a puddle, take my money, and get me the fuck out of here. There you go. But yes, uh, I saw an accident yesterday. Uh I have like these little problems and stuff. People have problems. But then you see people die on the highway, and you're like, you know what?

SPEAKER_03 22:00

Life's not that bad, actually. You said it was uh it was gruesome, dude. What is it one of the most gruesome ones you've seen?

SPEAKER_04 22:06

I seen the one in Sacramento where these it was like two or three people wrapped up. There were like a tin can smashed in, and their arms and legs were sticking out.

SPEAKER_02 22:14

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_04 22:15

But this one was bad. It was a guy, he was on the truck flipped over. He was laying on the his body was I just saw it, his body was on the side of the truck, and I'm like, I was like, how is his body on the side? But its head's under the hood. And I was like, oh wait, fuck, his head's gone.

SPEAKER_03 22:31

Boom. Boom. Gone. That's kind of the one thing I have to remind myself because all these old trucks don't have any seatbelt warnings.

SPEAKER_04 22:40

It's not even that, dude. You could be driving the newest car and a truck hits you or you're not paying attention. You're on your phone, you're texting, calling, you can die. That's true. And not just an old anything.

SPEAKER_03 22:50

Seatbelt, no seatbelt, and Iliasi. I don't think the guys want to see both, though.

SPEAKER_04 22:54

Seatbelt will save your ass. Did I put mine on? Yes, I did. Do you always wear yours? No. Really? No. Well, you can say you don't feel I usually wear it in my truck. When I was trying to drive in a big truck, I'd wear it in there in that, but I just feel so nimble in a little car. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 23:14

Should we start a merch store with the first item, uh NegPud seatbelt extender?

SPEAKER_04 23:20

Didn't you say that about someone else? What did you say that about last week? You were like uh uh Ruby's. You said you get a woman, but you might need a seatbelt extender. Did I I use that joke here last week too?

SPEAKER_02 23:32

It's a good one.

SPEAKER_04 23:35

But yeah, be careful driving out there.

SPEAKER_03 23:37

Oh, you have background noise, or is this just my headphones?

SPEAKER_04 23:41

Buzzing?

SPEAKER_03 23:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 23:42

Yeah, it's you. Um we're back, sorry.

SPEAKER_03 23:45

And we're back.

SPEAKER_04 23:47

There's a little buzz. It's not there anymore, is it?

SPEAKER_03 23:49

I don't think it's not like it was, but it was buzzing on the page.

SPEAKER_04 23:52

It was buzzing. Maybe no? Yeah, we're good. Um renting a movie is oh wait, you could watch hot girls

Internet Oddities And Rental Movies

SPEAKER_04 24:00

eat dirty hot dogs all day.

SPEAKER_03 24:01

There the girl, that the girl up there in Kentucky or Ohio that got the boat that's the the blue-collar pretty girl. Ann, or what's her name? Um Melanie. No, damn it. And if I wouldn't have said that. If you want to ask me. Anyway, uh Emma. Emma. Emma Redfern. Anyways, she is eating hot dogs and she talks like a dude. She's like, uh, today I'm gonna eat those hot dogs. She really does. Yeah, she's like, sounds like Eric Pitts, but what about her? She is hot, she was just eating, she'd made three different hot dogs that were like just the dirtiest. Yeah, she did like creamy Mexican street corn on one, and another one with like I don't know, baked beans and ranch dressing on it or something like just dirty, and they're just dripping everywhere, and she's eating them. And I don't know. I just could I couldn't. You like that? I didn't hate it.

SPEAKER_04 25:01

Oh my god, dude. I didn't hate it. This is something you should not.

SPEAKER_03 25:04

I just wanted to be in like a real old trailer house with her with shag carpet, watching her eat those one, a dog scratching a hole in the door. Oh god. Sound like your dad. Smoking, smoking a Winston, no, a Harley Davidson. Remember your dad used to date this woman in Midland. She's pretty though. Problems. But uh, she was good looking. Yeah. My dad now only dates women with houses.

SPEAKER_04 25:30

Oh, really? Yeah, well, yeah. I feel like there are more women. Somebody said that there are more women with houses than men. I believe it. Oh. That's what I heard.

SPEAKER_03 25:40

Shout out. Shout out.

SPEAKER_04 25:42

How many women do you know who would have a house without a divorce? I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 25:47

Do what now?

SPEAKER_04 25:48

How many women do you know now who would have a house without a divorce?

SPEAKER_01 25:53

Oh no.

SPEAKER_04 25:55

I think it's like three times as many women. Shout out these women.

SPEAKER_03 26:01

Shout out. You deserve better.

SPEAKER_04 26:06

Renting movies till $3.99, that's cheap. You don't have to rewind it?

SPEAKER_03 26:11

You don't have to do anything. That's the one thing I thought of the other day. I was like, you know what? Hell yeah. That's the only thing that's a better value. Now, as much as I used to love going to Blockbuster or video store.

SPEAKER_04 26:23

I never really liked it.

SPEAKER_03 26:24

It was just like something to do, and you got like some crap and some more crap and you found a video. You don't have to do any of that now. And you go on your TV and it's there. Yeah. And to rent a movie? It's three it's $3.99 to rent a movie. That's cheap. How much was it back then? Like five? It was at least $3.99. Yeah, it was. I don't rent it. Can I get the popcorn? I don't rent an H rent an HD. When they're like, oh, it's $7 for HD, or you can rent an SD for $4.99. Give me the SD, bro.

SPEAKER_04 26:58

Give it to me. That's standard definition. That's all you need. That's what we are. Center definition. Oh, Hagen and Emilio, that they're the HD. They're the $7.99.

SPEAKER_03 27:08

I promise you, there's some motherfucker in Uvaldi renting a movie on Klarna in HD. Oh, dude.

SPEAKER_04 27:14

The guy that got arrested yesterday. He was on Klarna. I did I saw that uh I think I ordered DoorDash. Just to go pick up. I went and picked it up. Pay with Klarna. Like, come on. What'd you get? Golden Taipei. And you paid with Klarna? No, I paid on DoorDash. Oh, you paid on DoorDash. We just had the option. That was in Lyman, I think. Dude, I'm Lyman, Colorado is a place. What were you saying?

SPEAKER_03 27:45

Lyman, Colorado is a bad place.

SPEAKER_04 27:47

Oh, it's bad. It's bad. But uh go the Golden Taipei, it's fucking good. It was in the old pizza hut.

SPEAKER_03 27:55

When you see a restaurant in an old pizza hut, especially if it's Chinese food or Seoul food, Vietnamese food, or Cajun, you know it's gonna be fire. It's gonna be fire. And usually if it's Cajun, it's probably Viet Cajun, but they're just advertising it as Cajun. And that's good too.

SPEAKER_04 28:11

Fire. I keep hearing that ice machine. I'm like, what the fuck is that?

SPEAKER_03 28:15

Oh, yeah, get oh, rattle your cage. Yeah, really, I wish the pizza here would go retro and bring the buffet back and put on the old checkered uh they might. Can we just get something great here? We're getting a lot of stuff, but pizza buffet would be great.

SPEAKER_04 28:31

We have a new badass uh dealership. We have a badass dealership. That guy was today who was like, I can't believe we all did this. Look at all these old trucks. Yeah, we did it, dude. We did it. No, it's after five, get the fuck out. Believe it and get the hell out of here. Yes, sir. Uh but yeah, the hours here are weird. People were like, Are you open or not? I'm like, well, opening, we're opening on the 11th. And it's uh also just swing by and say hi.

SPEAKER_03 28:59

Yeah, swing by and sing hi, and we can kind of accommodate we can accommodate?

SPEAKER_04 29:06

What about financing, dude? That's a big question around here. You gotta get on. I'm on Klarna. Dude, you need to get on Klarna. That's what I need to do. And I'll just be on that uh tow truck waiting for my nexus time, man.

SPEAKER_03 29:20

We should call it snatch them up trucking.

SPEAKER_04 29:22

There you go. Snatch them up. I'm the thing yeah.

SPEAKER_03 29:27

I'm a big sea urchin on the door.

SPEAKER_04 29:29

That's funny.

SPEAKER_03 29:29

I

Auto Groups, Welders, And Online Hate

SPEAKER_03 29:30

like it. Oh, I like it, bud. Yeah, dude. How about all these idiots on Facebook that bring mechanical problems? You're you're in a lot in the auto world as much as I am on Facebook.

SPEAKER_04 29:44

You are you've joined some of my groups. I've seen like I'll say something and you like it. I'm like, why are you in the international scouts of Minnesota?

SPEAKER_03 29:53

There are some obscure groups out there in Facebook.

SPEAKER_04 29:57

There's like, yeah, there's like dirt bikes in Alaska Facebook group or whatever. Like, how the fuck? But there's like tons of people on.

SPEAKER_03 30:04

I'm in all these old Chevy, Dodge, and GMC truck groups. I'm on the scouts, like, there's I'm a hundred of them. And there's in the in the Cummins diesel ones, there's always some guys like, and he's playing the deals. Like, you hear this, it sounds like a whatever. And then there's 291 comments of everything from like there's a cricket in your tailpipe to you gotta pull the motor.

SPEAKER_04 30:29

Yeah, the first comment's always a smart S. Just like, have you tried shooting yourself?

SPEAKER_02 30:36

Yeah, yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_03 30:37

But some of them, some of the trolls are just so troll, and some of them are just idiots that are convinced that they're right, and people are arguing, and then they're like, if you're trying to validate yourself and prove your credentials in a chat, is that what we do?

SPEAKER_01 30:56

Sometimes, oh I've I've torn down eight, nineteen ninety one, Dudge, gen, what like bro, like it's like the welding uh comment.

SPEAKER_04 31:06

You ever see like a dude?

SPEAKER_03 31:07

If you go to a welder Facebook deal, there is some shit going on.

SPEAKER_04 31:10

Even on Instagram, like someone's appropriate he'll like be welding in the first comment. You're a faggot. It looks like shit. It can be like the best weld or whatever.

SPEAKER_03 31:20

You did it wrong. You're supposed to pull, not push. You gotta go on Facebook and it's called Republic Test Labs. And they've got this guy who runs the Facebook page, and he's the head tester. So if you're gonna go to work for a pipeline company as a welder, you have to go test out for whatever the spec is you're gonna weld. And so one of the testing facilities is Republic Test Labs, and Keith is the test, the head of testing over there. And he's he is relentless, dude. He's on is he ruthless? He's ruthless. He he's on Facebook and he's like, he'll show someone's work and goes, I had to run this motherfucker out of here, and like he's telling stories about people. He's like, if you come in here and you've got like if you've got a fucking a hundred thousand dollar truck and some clapped out piece of shit welding rig, or you ain't got the right tools or whatever, he's like, fuck you, you finance piece of shit. Take that Miller and you're drive yourself in a dip. But he's also like, I'm willing to help you, but if you come in here and your shit's junk, but you're walking around like you're all badass because you got 26-inch rims on your finance dealy, you can get the fuck out of Republic Tesla. This guy is who is this guy? He's Keith at Republic Tesla. I love it. No, I watch his all his videos. He posts like one a day, especially on Fridays. He does like a long one. I ought to play one of them right now.

SPEAKER_04 32:52

Go ahead.

SPEAKER_03 32:52

All right, we're not.

SPEAKER_04 32:54

Yeah, we'll just I'll vamp. Oh, we'll vamp. Doo doo doo doo doo. This tea's good, dude. I already drank the whole fucking glass.

SPEAKER_03 33:00

Hey, what's our new tea flavor over there that I got as mint?

SPEAKER_04 33:04

It's it's good unsweet.

SPEAKER_03 33:09

It's really good.

SPEAKER_04 33:10

With a little bit of that Walmart ice maker. Is that where you got it? Or Amazon.

SPEAKER_03 33:17

Uh the I got the ice maker Amazon. It's like 70 bucks.

SPEAKER_04 33:24

Oh, yeah, it's good though.

SPEAKER_03 33:25

It's good, good ice.

SPEAKER_04 33:26

Also, if you're a sponsor, please please pay your dues. Please. They're up right now. I've got to check for something else.

unknown 33:35

We always do it.

SPEAKER_03 33:38

Alright, you're ready. We're ready for this guy. Let me find a good one. I'm just gonna randomly click on one. I bet he's tearing someone's ass.

SPEAKER_00 33:47

What's up? This is Keith Over Public Pass Labs. Man, I'm gonna do a quick video right here, man. OP Mustang sent me a curtain. I was telling one of my homeboys about it.

SPEAKER_02 33:59

Is that a good one? What are you talking about? Yeah, you talked about it.

SPEAKER_00 34:05

We always do it for you like that. Blah blah blah. I'm gonna fucking like if you motherfuckers like you know with it. I'm gonna go ahead and read what's going on. Should not be approximately nine inches long and approximately one inch one. Each time at the center of the world, each number should not be approximately one in the level. I don't give a fuck over here. You're gonna do it the right way. You're gonna leave them out here with a good quality set of fucking papers because I'm making it the right way. There's a code book and I have the PRC on the document. I'll usually print. I'm gonna give it to everybody, and it says that their intention was for you to not use Matabo blade.

SPEAKER_03 35:13

But like he gets on, like if somebody bitching, he'll get on his deal and he's got a ton of followers, and he'll be like, This motherfucker from Longview over here thinking he's gonna tell me how to do it. He goes, You can roll your shit up, pal. You can go build a fucking barbecue pit because you ain't going to the pipeline.

SPEAKER_04 35:28

That's funny he said matabo, because I there was a guy, Joe, uh not Joe, it wasn't the other guy working on my car. He I was like, Why don't you use some cheaper cutting wheels? Like, no, Matabo's the best. Matabo. I'm like, what the fuck is with Matabo?

SPEAKER_03 35:41

It's like a Japanese sumo knife or one.

SPEAKER_04 35:43

Yeah, no, it's a cutting wheel. I don't know. I guess it's good.

SPEAKER_03 35:46

Oh, so that's Keith from Republic Test Labs. Uh Keith Bailey.

SPEAKER_04 35:51

Give him a follow. Yeah, my follow.

SPEAKER_03 35:54

Where'd you get that, Rascal? Uh, tractor supply junction, Texas. Dude, my knife is a tractor supply knife too, and it's that big old bastard. The big binge tractor supplies.

SPEAKER_04 36:05

Because you can just put uh just a blade in there.

SPEAKER_03 36:07

There you go. Did it come with extra blades?

SPEAKER_04 36:10

Uh no.

SPEAKER_03 36:10

How much was that?

SPEAKER_04 36:11

25.

SPEAKER_03 36:12

This was 1999.

SPEAKER_04 36:14

Really? Yeah. I bought a case one the other day and I left it in my fucking hotel room. Idiot. Shout out to one of the maids probably took it to her son or something.

SPEAKER_03 36:25

Uh, there's this other guy I follow on Facebook named Trabo Dirt, and that's his account. Trabo Dirt, and he's like a contractor in somewhere around Georgia or Mississippi or something, Alabama, I don't know. Southeast. And he is, he's you can just tell he's losing his patience with everyone.

SPEAKER_04 36:44

What did he do?

SPEAKER_03 36:45

Like the other day, he was like, he he was showing one of his pieces of equipment and goes, and for all you keyboard warrior motherfuckers out there, like usually he's like Mr. Positive, like if you're getting your business started, like he's trying to be uh help people, but the internet has worn him down. People need to get off their phones, dude.

SPEAKER_04 37:04

They're on their phones way too much. Especially when you're driving. Yeah, it'll ruin you. Yeah, you gotta stay off, dude. Even though I'm on there all the time, I don't comment because I'm like, there's someone else better than me at making fun of people, and they're gonna get me.

SPEAKER_03 37:18

They're gonna get you, they're gonna get me too. They're waiting for you. They're fucking waiting. You want to make fun of us, then come listen to our podcast and then shit on it. Yeah, how about that?

SPEAKER_04 37:29

Yeah, sure.

SPEAKER_03 37:29

But make sure you give us five stars and like and review.

SPEAKER_04 37:32

Yeah, exactly. Oh, we have I think we have five stars uh on Apple. Nice, not now. People have heard that they're gonna be like, one star. One star. But I think it's okay. Um, oh yeah, I was gonna been to the hotels

Hotels, Bars, And Travel Complaints

SPEAKER_04 37:45

lately, dude. These fucking workers, they type for 10 minutes while I'm trying to. I'm like, what are you typing? Bro, I could not agree more.

SPEAKER_03 37:54

Why does it take so long to check into a hotel room? Why can't you just take my ID and the machine scans it and it puts everything in like at the airport?

SPEAKER_04 38:03

Or take a picture and we're done.

SPEAKER_03 38:05

We're done. Take a picture with your phone. You don't need my fucking email address, Keisha.

SPEAKER_04 38:12

Take a picture with your phone, steal my identity, and we'll we'll be on our way. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I was trying to check in. I'm like, you have a room? Hold on. Five minutes later. We have one left. I'm like, okay, we're gonna have it. Yeah, dude. Or like an app, just push the buttons. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 38:32

I stayed at a hotel last year at Hudgeson, Kansas, and it was like the same thing, the last room in town, and I got up to it, and I was like, oh shit. And I slept in all my clothes really on on top of the comforter. What what what what hotel was it? It was like a non-franchised hotel. Why'd you do that? Because I was tired and it was 11 and it was the only you know, you get into central Kansas, you're 90 miles from the next place that may have a hotel.

SPEAKER_04 39:05

Shout out Quinter, Kansas. I spent our smith and I.

SPEAKER_03 39:07

I saw you said in Quinter, and then I didn't even know what that was. Where is that?

SPEAKER_04 39:10

It's over like by Hayes. Hayes? Like between Hayes and Colby, maybe.

SPEAKER_03 39:16

Yeah, nice place.

SPEAKER_04 39:17

Uh I seen the hotel room over in uh God, it was in Virginia. Name of the town was uh I forgot some weird town. But the the had a hole in the wall, like a hole, and it was dirty. I I spent the night in my in my pickup. Dude, it was terrible. I think it was haunted.

SPEAKER_03 39:38

I have stayed in more than one hotel, and I think I've told this before, but they had taken taken pictures out of a national geographic and put them in a frame.

SPEAKER_04 39:47

Yeah, that's funny. I mean, some of these hotels, dude, they're bad. Bad, bad, bad. But the one I stayed in in Quinter was nice.

SPEAKER_03 39:58

You know the the new hotel here that used to be in a Uvaldebook. It's Hotel Isabella. Oh god. It's like a San Antonio hotel. There's not a restaurant in it, and there's not a bar in it.

SPEAKER_04 40:11

What the fuck are they doing?

SPEAKER_03 40:12

I heard that they want six grand a month for the bar and six grand a month for the restaurant.

SPEAKER_04 40:21

My God.

SPEAKER_03 40:23

That's crazy. Wait, is that doable though? I don't I don't I don't think so.

SPEAKER_04 40:27

We have a lot of restaurants here.

SPEAKER_03 40:28

A lot of restaurants.

SPEAKER_04 40:30

Maybe if they open one of those in there, like if a rosemary would have done. Maybe maybe six thousand. What do you think? What are they doing? What do you think is gonna happen? They're just gonna have a shitty show.

SPEAKER_03 40:41

I think it's just gonna continue to be empty for a while. But it I feel like in the to in this town, like if you're gonna have where working people are gonna stay, guys that are in town working and doing things, if you have a restaurant and a bar, you're that's where they're gonna stay. Oh dude, you're you're smoking. You're gonna you're you're gonna be picked by far 10x more than every other hotel. Yes, sir. Because you got a bar and a restaurant. Yes, sir. People can just come and they can have a beer, they can eat a meal, they're gonna eat there almost every night because they don't have to go anywhere. They gotta bell them.

SPEAKER_04 41:18

There's that one I used to say in Celina in Kansas, uh, they had a bar. Everyone go in there and act up. This guy like went behind the bars being cute and like poured his own beer and they kicked his ass. Oh, give him a phone. Almost called the cops on his ass. Hey, easy, JD. I'm sorry I did that. Don't leave me leave. Yeah.

unknown 41:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 41:39

We need a hotel with a bar. What about that? I heard the the good times bar. Have you seen that? No. By uh I saw that guy, Robert Miguel. He was uh on Facebook and he was over there. I think it's the old Longhorn syllabus. Oh, the old Longhorn bar. Yeah. I don't know about bars now, but I don't know about those bars. I don't know about that. I know about Ruby's. Shout out Ruby. Shout out Ruby. That's the OG. That's the only bar I'd ever go to. That's it. That's it. What's up, bud? What are we talking about? Oh, yeah. Um, explain Epic Western Vine. What is that? It's that drink by the Sutherland guy.

SPEAKER_03 42:16

Oh, it's uh it's like a cocktail. They're really strong. In my drinking days, I've I drank them and I was like, I can't drink these because I'm a volume drinker when I was drinking, and I would drink things fast, and they're very strong. If you drink three or four of those in two hours, or the way you drink, you drink three or four of them in an hour. You'll piss your pants. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 42:44

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 42:45

What are you thinking there, bro? I hadn't seen them in a while. I saw an ad the other day. Oh, really? On TV or just a billboard or some Instagram? Shout out.

SPEAKER_04 42:54

But uh, you think they'd ever sponsor us?

SPEAKER_03 42:56

Probably not.

SPEAKER_04 42:57

Really? Yeah. They want sponsors for themselves.

SPEAKER_03 43:00

They want um blue-haired people in Austin to pay $9 a can to drink those and not Uvaldi Riff Ref who went four locos.

SPEAKER_04 43:10

I want to pitch your epic Western at Ruby's. Try our blue blood four locos. It's epic. Or the dripping

Food Wishes, Local Spots, Small Town Growth

SPEAKER_04 43:20

springs version or whatever. Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_03 43:24

Shut up, Extra. So your dad's internet is better than mine. Yes, dude. It kind of sucks. Bro, how do what do I do? You need to get Vero. I'm not getting that. Well, then you're gonna I'm on Spectrum.

SPEAKER_04 43:39

You're on the spectrum.

SPEAKER_03 43:40

I think so.

SPEAKER_04 43:41

Cause uh it sucks.

SPEAKER_03 43:45

I don't know what to tell you, but is you think it's because we got like all this shit going on in its cameras and stuff?

SPEAKER_04 43:50

No, it just fiber is three times faster. It really is. Because I tried a I try to upload it on my iP on my uh MacBook here. It took 30 minutes. Minutes. It still did. I went home. I didn't even get it done. It uploaded in a like a minute and a half.

SPEAKER_03 44:05

Maybe this your computer was farting or something.

SPEAKER_04 44:07

That doesn't make any sense, but don't you think uh U valley needs a Panda Express? What the fuck are we doing? We're getting a seven brew. That's the we should not have that.

SPEAKER_03 44:21

We need to open up three diabetes clinics.

SPEAKER_04 44:24

I think we already have three.

SPEAKER_03 44:26

Three more. All these shit, everyone's just getting sugary drinks and hot Cheetos.

SPEAKER_04 44:32

Can I get a hot Cheeto latte? Yeah, I'm scared of diabetes. I think I already have that.

SPEAKER_03 44:36

Can I get a flaming hot frappuccino?

SPEAKER_04 44:39

They make those, I think. Oh god, imagine that. Yeah, that seven bluff, what's it called? Seven what? Seven way? Seven brews or something. Yeah, it's all sugary drinks, syrup, crap. But you know it's gonna be fucking busy.

SPEAKER_03 44:54

Busy. What's wrong with you, bud? If you're having a stroke, I'll call your parents. He's retarded. Come get him. No, he's already like that. Your dad would just like walk him into Highway 90. Dude, I'm right there with the. I'll just get Skittles and have you follow him.

SPEAKER_04 45:07

My ghost will be behind you. Push me in. Um, but yeah, Seven Brew, I don't know, dude. I'm not gonna go there. Maybe they have like a non-sugar thing, but I'll just go to McDonald's to get an unsweet tea.

SPEAKER_03 45:21

I feel like I could be one of those of my some men friends where if I had to kill you, I could do it.

unknown 45:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 45:26

If it's like for the like, this is best. Well, I don't want you to.

SPEAKER_04 45:29

Yeah. I don't want to have a stroke. I had I had my uh what's it called? Uh Bell's palsy. The doctor's like, do you have a stroke? I'm like, I don't know. You're the doctor. Yeah, and she was like, nah, I think just Bell's palsy. Okay, good. Uh dang. But yeah, uh Panda Express in Uvalde. Don't you think that would like just be printing Chinese money?

SPEAKER_03 45:50

That would bomb. I mean, it would be the bomb. It would be awesome.

SPEAKER_04 45:53

At Walmart, just like in the parking lot.

SPEAKER_03 45:55

Is there a Chinese restaurant open in Uvalde now? No. I see people at the Golden Dragon sometimes. I was like, are they getting dragon tattoos or are they getting fake IDs? What are they doing over there?

SPEAKER_04 46:07

I think they're just immigrant immigrants. What do they call the massage parlors? No, no. When they have immigrants sell them, what'd they call that? Human trafficking? Oh, human trafficking. Yeah, maybe. With that Vietnamese place here, they sell pretty decent like Chinese style food.

SPEAKER_03 46:21

Shout out, uh, I haven't told you this. Um I've got a kind of a new restaurant I'm digging. I've been going to dinner at. Which one's that? The uh the Takeria Takedo Place.

SPEAKER_04 46:34

Where's that?

SPEAKER_03 46:35

Uh across from Casell's by the car wash. The one they milked out of the connexes? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 46:40

Oh, that's good.

SPEAKER_03 46:42

I've been getting a plate. I've had some things in there I don't like, but now I have found a plate that I like. And the good thing is, is you walk in, you sit down. When you sit down, they put a menu in your hand, you tell them what you want to drink, and if you order, and you get your food so fast because everything's basically kind of ready and it's it's good. And they have five salsas, five different salsas, and they're like, Do you want this or this or this? I want them all. And they just bring them all to you, like in little cups, like no problem. No, and squeeze bottles. Oh, nice. That's unlimited salsa.

SPEAKER_04 47:15

I love the squeeze. I made my mom put them in the squeeze bottle one time. She's like, I'm not washing these. Shut up. But you uh I think they had an open air restaurant, then they closed them up. They're like, It's too hot. It's too hot.

SPEAKER_03 47:28

I went when it was open air, yeah, and I was like, it's it's not good enough to be hot. No, same Austin, dude. I will tell you that place is nice. I've never been there. They they did a nice job building it.

SPEAKER_04 47:40

I just think I thought it was the people who own the Herodero. Do they run that?

SPEAKER_03 47:46

Yeah, I thought that was the same food. The name is still Chapo Escobar or something like that.

SPEAKER_04 47:51

Chapo Escobar.

SPEAKER_03 47:52

No, I'm kidding.

SPEAKER_04 47:53

But they're mini tacos.

SPEAKER_03 47:54

Well, they sell mini tacos and plates. The menu's not huge. They like beria tacos. They have five or seven different kinds of ingredients. You can get a torta, you can get tacos. Yeah, birria.

SPEAKER_04 48:06

They do. Oh, I like that birria. I don't know how to say it. Do they have their connexes all set up? I kind of want to live in one like that. I do too. It's awesome. I want a con X house. Can we have one? I'll pay for two of them. I'll pay for the bottom, you do the top. Uh-huh. Alex, like, where are you? I'm in my box.

SPEAKER_03 48:33

I'd have to be in the one that's upstairs since you can't walk upstairs.

SPEAKER_04 48:37

Well, am I forced to find it?

SPEAKER_03 48:38

Feel labored.

SPEAKER_04 48:39

God, imagine. Um, yeah, maybe I'll go in there. I haven't tried. I haven't even thought about going there. I always pass it, though. I just go to Whataburger.

SPEAKER_03 48:48

So I have a guy that instead of money, he would he would be willing to do tattoos. Were you willing to get a full EggPod tattoo? No. I hate tattoos. They're stupid. You have one.

SPEAKER_04 49:00

I know, but I was drunk when I got it. You only have one, though. Yeah, I just wanted. I thought it was funny.

SPEAKER_03 49:04

You're the exception to the rule. When people have more than one? With the it's like a gateway drug. Like very rarely do people just have one tattoo. It's the end.

SPEAKER_04 49:14

I got it because it was funny, and it still is to me.

SPEAKER_03 49:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 49:17

But uh yeah, the idea of getting another one just is not even funny.

SPEAKER_03 49:20

I want the same tattoo you have, but your dad's last name?

unknown 49:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 49:27

You should get Alex like on your fucking chest. Oh man. Oh. Yeah, like a picture of your son on your back. He would make fun of you so much. Uh-oh. So much. How many black women detectives exist in America? On TV, there's like three in every small town and city. There really is. There really are, dude. I just feel like they're not into that.

SPEAKER_03 49:51

You think they're really good at solving crimes because they've just been around it their whole life? No.

SPEAKER_04 49:57

Like, I don't know. I don't really know that many. I know Max. He's good. I did jury duty one time and uh they were like, Max did this, Max did that, Max did this, Max did that. I'm like, this guy's on it, dude. He's like our number one crime fighter.

SPEAKER_03 50:12

It's short for maximum.

SPEAKER_04 50:15

They could make like a like a tubi movie about him. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 50:18

Maximum overdrive. I think when Chuck Norris died, his spirit entered Max. Might have.

SPEAKER_04 50:26

Shut up, Max.

SPEAKER_03 50:27

Shut up.

SPEAKER_04 50:28

And he's a nice guy, too. Yeah, he really is. Oh, went to Lums yesterday. Dude, the brisket was good. My dad makes it the same. And the ribs, we talked about ribs, they were fucking good. I wouldn't know about your dad's brisket because I hadn't got any. I haven't made you one of it this weekend. Oh, empty promises. Can I just cook it for you and bring it to your house and give it to you? Sure. Okay. I'll have them do it this weekend.

SPEAKER_03 50:51

I'd rather just have a regular meal.

SPEAKER_04 50:53

I don't want to do that.

SPEAKER_03 50:54

Come over. My kids are all gone, bro. Come over, Alex, now we have a meal. We'll break bed.

SPEAKER_04 51:01

With me and my parents? Yeah. What the hell? What kind of meal is that? Are you still at your house? Yeah. That's embarrassing for me.

SPEAKER_03 51:13

Well, I'll make fun of you.

SPEAKER_04 51:14

Well, how about we could Muhammad dad cook it and I'll we'll take it to your house and we'll eat it all together.

SPEAKER_03 51:19

Oh, there you go. My parents can watch it. And tell your mom rice and beans. She'll be so mad.

SPEAKER_04 51:24

But she will do it. Yes. Um what do you say? You valley needs a lum style place. Even in have you been to Austin's barbecue in Eagle Lake? I'm not. I'm not familiar with that. Is it? So it's it's like a little it's like in a comics box. Yeah, it's good, dude.

SPEAKER_03 51:41

I ate at a place yesterday, Smokey Moe's. It's uh you looked it up, it's like a chain. I have Mall Wayne Belton. I've eaten it three times now. I'm telling you, it's good.

SPEAKER_04 51:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 51:53

If if there's a if you said right now, let's go get some barbecue we had a smoky moe's, I would go there.

SPEAKER_04 51:58

After you had it today?

SPEAKER_03 51:59

Yes. Really? Oh, uh I eat for people that don't know. So there's seven days in a week, and at least four days a week. And sometimes I try for five. And when I say five five days a week, I mean Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. For lunch, I eat brisket and sausage plate.

SPEAKER_04 52:21

But it's too much.

SPEAKER_03 52:22

But it but pretty much on average, at least four days a week, I eat brisket and sausage plate for lunch.

SPEAKER_04 52:27

Because you think protein is good? Yeah, it's better than everything else. I think I had brisket yesterday. I'm like, I can't choke down any more brisket.

SPEAKER_03 52:35

Some people are like that. They eat brisket. A long time ago, I was like that. I eat brisket. I'm like, I don't want brisket for a long time. Now I want brisket and sausage every day for lunch. And then I get a little bit of sauce to dip it in there. You get protein, you get the sweet. I don't eat the bread. I eat the bread. I eat the beans and either green beans or rice. They have that hot.

SPEAKER_04 52:55

Sometimes I'll treat myself with potato salad. You know, my mom made today, and I forced her to do it. Banana pudding. Oh. Oh mom, you make that banana pudding? It's in the fridge. Leave me alone. Ah, that banana pudding.

SPEAKER_03 53:13

God, banana pudding's good. With the wafers. Thank you, mother. I wonder what you could use instead of a wafer. I don't think anything would be better than a wafer. What else could you what could you replace a wafer with and banana pudding that would be better?

SPEAKER_04 53:27

Nothing. Tell me if this is disgusting or I just answered the question. The tops of vanilla Oreos.

SPEAKER_03 53:36

I would try it. Yeah, I would try it. I would try it. But I'd want you to make two. Like make an original make in case this one's not good. Mom, both. Boo.

SPEAKER_04 53:43

Yeah, she would do it. I would say I have her make three types of salsa. Red, green, and creamy green. She's over there like cooking.

SPEAKER_03 53:54

I bet your dad likes it that you're there because he probably gets more stuff because your mom.

SPEAKER_04 54:00

He didn't eat.

SPEAKER_03 54:01

He doesn't?

SPEAKER_04 54:02

No, he doesn't eat shit. Did I eat breakfast? I'm like, who is this guy sitting across the table from me? He never eats anything.

SPEAKER_03 54:08

Damn.

SPEAKER_04 54:08

I think you just get older, you stop eating. That's what they say. Shout out to Eddie Warren. He never ate anything.

SPEAKER_03 54:14

Just Copenhagen.

SPEAKER_04 54:15

That's all he would just drink, he would like sip down that juice. Ugh. What kind of juice? Fucking Copenhagen juice.

SPEAKER_03 54:22

Oh, yeah. He never spit either, and he would just like Copenhagen.

SPEAKER_04 54:25

He was like Emilio from In Laws and Out of Bounds, except he'd have a fucking bottle. He just got it all in his gut. His wife would be like, You better quit swallowing that shit.

SPEAKER_03 54:35

There is something about fine cut Copenhagen, guys, and a lot of people got off of fine cut. But the real the real old G's. The masters. The masters. The guys that you want to like, if you go, you here's him next time I'm on that fucking message board and 88 to 99 Dodge Cummins. And some guy tells me I go, do you dip fine cut Copenhagen? Then no, then shut the fuck up. You squirrely cut. I want to hear from a fine cut Copenhagen guy because that guy knows. Like Willie Edwards. But I'll tell you about a fine-cut Copenhagen guy. Nine out of ten of those guys, they fucking talk too close. Willie Edwards. They get too close to you when you're talking, like, listen, buddy, you gotta fucking 18 specks of granular snuff all over your face, and all I can do is smell it, get the fuck.

SPEAKER_04 55:24

Step back. Yeah, you're taking me back to junior high. Please step back.

SPEAKER_03 55:28

That's the only reason I'm I would say bring back masks. If if you gotta go to a fine cook Copenhagen guy and have a conversation with him, get your COVID mask on.

SPEAKER_04 55:38

Oh, your mask. Yeah. Yeah. It does smell good though sometimes. It does kind of smell good. Yeah. You ever start dipping again? Or you're done?

SPEAKER_03 55:46

You're done with everything. Bro, I'm off air. I've been a while. I'm off everything. No nicotine, no booze, no. No nothing. Nada.

SPEAKER_04 55:56

I do nicotine. I do my pouches.

SPEAKER_03 55:58

I guess caffeine's my last drug.

SPEAKER_04 56:02

I tried to drink a beer the other night. I couldn't choke it down. I don't know what's going on.

SPEAKER_03 56:06

You do the butt chug. You can probably get it that way.

SPEAKER_04 56:08

Imagine that.

SPEAKER_03 56:09

It's in a 40.

SPEAKER_04 56:14

Uh dude, Casey's convenience stores suck.

SPEAKER_03 56:27

They love them up there.

SPEAKER_04 56:28

They do. The first one I saw was in Kansas. This is not good. No. I went there yesterday to get diesel. I waited 30 minutes. And then when I finally got online, the deaf was out. I had to buy a box and the original machine wasn't working.

SPEAKER_03 56:44

I will say the people are nice.

SPEAKER_04 56:46

No. No. But then when I went to the lady was like really pissed off.

unknown 56:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 56:51

Well I told you this. What do we what can we do? Can we crowdsource? Can we can we bait them with Facebook by saying nice things? How do we get an allsips to come take this old stripes location over?

SPEAKER_04 57:05

I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 57:06

Because apparently the the guy the Jimmy the Jeet that was gonna open up down here is bailed. That's the word on the street. Word on the street, we ain't getting a Jeet.

SPEAKER_04 57:17

Where do you hear that? I heard it. I heard it through the grave fire. I don't want these fucking H1B bastards. We already have enough bastards. We don't need uh immigrants.

SPEAKER_03 57:28

I do like Indian food, so if we got an Indian restaurant, like we talked about this.

SPEAKER_04 57:32

Yeah, if it was a great place, it's fine. I don't care what it is. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 57:37

Um I find what if we got like a great place, like top tier, but it was Jamaican food.

SPEAKER_04 57:43

I don't think I'd go. Why not? You don't have jerk chicken? No, I never had it. I just heard about it.

SPEAKER_03 57:49

Keep your red stripe in your plantains, pal.

SPEAKER_04 57:52

Remember, we went to uh uh I think we're at Clint's bachelor party, and they had they had the natural light in the red stripe bottles, and some guys drinking and you're like, look at this fag drinking red stripe, and I was like, and that's natural light is you're like, Oh, okay. You don't remember that?

SPEAKER_03 58:06

Oh I I don't. I got bell of that day. I do like bushlight though.

SPEAKER_04 58:12

Uh remember, what is it? The beast Milwaukee's best.

SPEAKER_03 58:16

The beast, baby.

SPEAKER_04 58:17

Oh takes me back. Take me back. Okay, what was this? If your marketplace ad says not a scam, yeah, it is a scam.

SPEAKER_03 58:26

Like that, I I'm always reading something, and I was like, man, all this sounds great. And then it's like, only serious people, this is not a scam. Like, god damn it. Like what? Like whether it's a car or a toolbox or ice chest, a camper top, whatever. It's like, damn. Have you ever been scammed on there? No.

SPEAKER_04 58:45

Me neither. No, I've never really bought anything on Facebook then.

SPEAKER_03 58:48

I'm I'm trying, I'm always trying hard not to get scammed. I usually scam myself.

SPEAKER_04 58:55

They don't have to scam me. I'm just saying, my I'm I'm on Amazon. I don't know. I could buy anything I want on Amazon, bud. You are Amazon. I don't need anything on a marketplace. You are Amazon. I'm a Jeff Bezos kind of guy.

SPEAKER_03 59:05

How about that CarPlay thing I had? This pretty worked pretty good. That's impressive, wasn't it?

SPEAKER_04 59:09

If it just stuck to if we had somewhere to stick it, it will work.

SPEAKER_03 59:13

It's just the so the mount I got, I went and bought one at Walmart that wasn't big enough for the head, and then I like packed it with a rubber band and screwed it so it would at least hold because it's not even supposed to fit in there. Oh, okay. And that's why it's all floppy.

SPEAKER_04 59:29

Yeah, it's good if you want if you just don't want to mess with your original dash or whatever. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 59:34

I don't, I don't like that. I don't I want to.

SPEAKER_04 59:37

I feel guilty doing it. Like if I was gonna do something with that gold truck, I'm like, I'm not gonna cut in this cocksack.

SPEAKER_03 59:43

I'll go oh, I'll give you one of these for the gold truck. Oh, you will? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 59:46

Yes, yes. I just have my phone on there with on my little thing click. But it is nice whenever you just open, you turn it on the truck and it starts.

SPEAKER_03 59:56

You just turn it on and it starts playing.

SPEAKER_04 59:58

Oh, it does do that?

SPEAKER_03 59:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 59:59

Nice. Yeah, dude. Where are they?

SPEAKER_03 1:00:01

Uh I ordered them, they're on their way. They're on a plane from Hong Kong. Indonesia. Yeah. To come in with SARS 7.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:08

You like that fleckist talks? Fleckist? I don't know how to say it.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:12

I don't know, but those guys are always they only pop up when they're saying something racist. Is it a racist podcast? I think they're just like uh no nonsense. They're like a guest, like they they address it. Like, yeah, if something's ridiculous, they bring it up. And if but but if you watched it just in a 90-second clip, you'd be like, These guys are racist, but they're not.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:31

I don't think it's racism, but that's why we need the camera. So you want to be like fleckas? Is that how you say it? I don't know. Flaccas, fleccas, fleecas. Um, yeah, I love that uh those their clips. They were talking about that Indian guy in, I think it was in Texas. You're taking a shit like at a park. That's real, huh? Yeah, it's real. And I'm like, I've done that on the side of the road because I'm driving a truck and there's nowhere to stop. I don't do that in front of kids at a fucking baseball park. I hope not. I just go home. What do you mean you hope not?

SPEAKER_03 1:01:04

Dream Crusher Kids app.

unknown 1:01:06

Hey.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:07

Remember where I was I was with someone that we know, and he was driving a truck and he pulled into a rest area, no bathrooms, just a picking table. And he gets out, jumps in. Hey, hey, uh what's that? Hey. Whoa, did you what happens? I had to take a sh. Like on the table right next to it. Let's go. Like, oh my god. Oh my god. No. Oh my god. Uh what's up, bud?

SPEAKER_03 1:01:37

What else we got? I got much. We got

Grand Opening Details And Goodbye

SPEAKER_03 1:01:40

the big grand opening on Saturday. We're gonna have a ribbon cutting with the Chamber of Commerce. Shout out, Chamber.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:46

Oh, really?

SPEAKER_03 1:01:47

Yeah, they're gonna be. Wait, is Baxter gonna be here? Isn't he part of that? I don't know if he's in the chamber anymore. He already graduated or whatever.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:53

Oh, he's in Corsicana or whatever.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:54

Is he?

SPEAKER_04 1:01:56

I think his wife had a baby, he runs off. Do you think you're dead?

SPEAKER_03 1:02:00

Yeah, well, you got a new family now.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:02

Imagine, dude. Um, I was gonna say, oh, I was uh I thought Gabby, she showed me the scissors. I thought the big scissors.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:12

I think they're somewhere. There's big scissors. Oh, really? I'm hoping. I don't, I'm not hoping. I'm indifferent, but I think there might be big scissors.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:20

I if I if I see them, I'll be pleasantly surprised.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:22

There you go. You really want the big scissors, don't you?

SPEAKER_04 1:02:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:26

I want a picture. There you go. Are you gonna wear your nice shirt?

SPEAKER_04 1:02:31

Which one's that? I don't know. One with a little not many holes in it. Do I want to be in the picture, do I? Yeah, you should. Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:40

You don't have to, bro. Yes.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:41

I'll be in the back working at the door.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:43

You don't you don't like being on pictures?

SPEAKER_04 1:02:45

No, I hate pictures. Why? It is stupid. I mean, for me, it is stupid. I'm like, I don't really I'm just not a part of that. That's like your deal. You're like the face.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:55

I'll be like in a picture, but I don't want to be in a lot of pictures. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:58

Yeah. I'll be in the picture of my grandmother.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:01

There you go.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:02

But that's about it.

unknown 1:03:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:04

So if you force me to be in the picture, I'll do it. We're gonna we're gonna get all the cars parked in cool places. I think it's gonna be a cool deal. From what are we doing from 10 till 2? That's a long time. I'll be too much. I'm really sick of everybody by the time it's over. But we're gonna have a lot. We're having a car show. Car show? Hot dogs, lemonade. Uh lemonade. Lemonade. A pie walk. What's that? Uh guy in the deal?

unknown 1:03:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:28

Pie walk. It's like a cakewalk, but you get a pie. What's a cakewalk? I don't know. What do you mean? You can win a cake.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:36

It's like duck duck goose, but you win a cake. Oh, it's like musical chairs? Yeah. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:40

I like that. Something like that.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:42

I'm looking forward to that car show.

unknown 1:03:45

I am.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:46

They're gonna be parked out here. I think a lot of people are gonna come by in cool cars.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:49

I don't think I've ever been to a car show.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:51

You're missing out, buddy. But I've uh I've admired cars from afar.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:55

I like it. I like it. Um we try to think of something wacky to say. Can't do it. Can't do it. How long have we done? Hour four.

unknown 1:04:06

Woo!

SPEAKER_04 1:04:07

We did it, buddy. Talented, aren't we? Who are these kids messaging you on Facebook?

SPEAKER_03 1:04:12

What the hell? Hey, mister, you want you buy us a vape, hey? Go fuck yourself. Neckpot or bus.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:18

I remember we were in high school and you asked some guy at uh where were we? I think we were going into some community store, and you're like, Can I have a cigarette? We might have been junior high. He's like, Yeah, here give it to you. You were like, all you gotta do is ask.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:33

Shout out.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:34

You don't remember that?

SPEAKER_03 1:04:35

No. But I believe you. Yeah, it was funny, dude. Oh, last night I pulled up to get gas uh on fourth and ninety, right there across from Golden Chick. At the old minutes, and I was about to get and I looked over, and Tommy Taylor was there with a turban on. Channel being, you know, he's he's you know uh he's old. I don't think he has anywhere to go.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:01

We talked about him last night. Me and my parents.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:04

You and your parents. I don't think he has anywhere to go. And we used to be pretty big buds. Yeah, we used to be pretty big buds, yeah. But now he like, I don't know. I just went and got gas at the other minutes because I was like, I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:16

I don't know. Really? Oh, you oh you didn't want to talk to him. Well, I don't wanna he wouldn't even fucking uh ignore he wouldn't even thought you were gonna.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:22

I think he's I think he's got so much to worry about for the next 15 minutes that he can't like like he gotta find where am I going, where am I staying, what am I doing, what am I gonna eat?

SPEAKER_04 1:05:32

Like, can't what am like eat he don't eat anything, right? He's gonna last longer than all of us, right?

SPEAKER_03 1:05:39

So uh but anyway, so I went to the other minutes. Which one's uh uh over there by the honey bowl. Sham Tacaway minutes. I like that one.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:47

And you know what I got last night? Oh, they're gonna say something else.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:50

A fried burrito. Haven't I had one in years with taco sauce, beef and bean? God, it was good. Was it good? It was so good. Did they fry them there? Oh, they fry them up. I don't know how long it'd been in that warmer, but it just right. Just right. Perfect temperature. Yeah, filled up my 1996 GMC 2500 with the 454 in it. Get 10 miles a gallon while I was eating my fried burrito.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:16

If you if you see McNey driving uh his little uh not little, his long bed uh 96 GMC, give him the old NegPod hand salute. I don't know what that is. We're gonna make that up. Just the finger in N. Yeah, a finger. Fuck you. Shut up, Becker. Oh right, bud. It's dinner time. Wait, wait, wait. The leader news flag story, they had a story about someone who ran over the flags.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:41

Oh, I saw that.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:42

It was probably a guy on his phone.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:44

That that's what I really saw that, and I was like, was this a malicious, unpatriotic flag runner over? Or was it either somebody drunk or on their phone or both? Both.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:56

Both. They don't do that around here.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:58

Pendejo. Yeah. But you would think after somebody threw a Moltoff cocktail into the goddamn courthouse a couple years ago and they couldn't figure it out because they had a camera system from 1981, that like they they should have we should know who the flag runner over is at this moment.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:16

If you want me to donate a GoPro to the city, I'll do it.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:20

I'll even throw in a battery. Can we go across the street to the opera house where they have that satanic dragon on the roof and just put a GoPro on his head?

SPEAKER_05 1:07:28

Yes, dude.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:29

What's up with that dragon? Have you ever heard of like when somebody gets all a conspiracy you've had they go, ever since they put that dribble that devil dragon on the courthouse, you've already been curtain. I've never heard that. I've had people tell me this, and I'm going, what in the fuck are you talking about? I was like, sure enough, there's a dragon up there. Like a crazy guy told me.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:45

Only your dad. His other prey into it. Yeah. But I thought that was like a gargoyle. Don't they have gargoyles like in Germany in the churches and shit? Yeah. I think if you keep the evil out, I think that's the one. Oh, okay. I want to see, I want to see that dragon.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:00

I saw a gargoyle the other day, and I was like, oh no, that's just someone's fat Tia with a giant hairy mole on her face. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:08

Dude, shout out Julio's today. It was very good. Oh, that's good. Their tea was good. It was on point. Josie Lemma. She's a great waitress. Very talkative. Yeah. Entertaining. Cheerio. She's very cheery. I love that. Yeah. Alright, well, what else you got, bud? That's it. All right. Well, we'll see y'all. Are we gonna do one after the after the grand opening? Hopefully, maybe.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:32

We'll try to make it work. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:34

All right.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:35

Oh, what if I get tired of all the people? Like, what if it like I get autistic? Yeah. And at 12 30, I'm just like, ox, I've had an ass full of this, and we just come in here and do a live podcast. That'd be awesome. I'm down. Shout out. All right, come see us Saturday. So yeah.