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In Max We Truzz
Real‑life things for real‑life people—no filters, no fluff. Hosted by Max Paul, In Max We Truzz dives head‑first into the stories that shape us: from the highs and lows of life after sports to the messy realities of mental health, relationships, business, and hustle culture. Each 60‑minute episode pairs Max’s energetic, humorous style with candid conversations from athletes, industry experts, creators, and entrepreneurs you know (and some you should know).
Expect raw language, unvarnished truths, and the occasional hot take—because authenticity isn’t always PG‑13. Weekly drops include:
- “The Real” – unfiltered dialogue with headline‑making guests
- Audience Q&A – Max answers your toughest life, career, and relationship questions
- Closing Monologue – rapid‑fire wisdom bombs from every guest
Whether you’re navigating a post‑athlete identity, scaling a startup, or just craving a straight‑shooting pep talk, this show hands you practical insight—and a laugh—every single week.
New episodes every Thursday. Subscribe now on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, YouTube, or your favorite app, and join the conversation with #InMaxWeTruzz.
Warning: Explicit language & brutally honest perspectives ahead. Listener discretion—and an open mind—advised.
In Max We Truzz
The Transformation of Kayla Dawson: A Journey Through Chaos and Redemption
What does it take to completely transform your life? In this raw, unfiltered conversation with Kayla Dawson, we witness the remarkable journey of a woman who's lived multiple lifetimes in just 24 years.
Dawson pulls back the curtain on her past as a gentlemen's club dancer, a career she entered not by choice but survival necessity. With disarming candor, she recounts arriving at the club as "Slim Shady" – bald-headed, 105 pounds, wearing wife-beaters and going by her last name. Behind the tough exterior was a young woman desperate to provide for herself and her younger sister after rescuing her from a troubled home situation.
The turning point came unexpectedly through social media when a TikTok video posted during her darkest hour went viral, generating thousands in donations that funded their first apartment. "People were literally changing my sister and I's life," she recalls, still amazed by the kindness of strangers.
Dawson doesn't sanitize her experiences, sharing wild stories of sugar daddy relationships, credit card spending sprees, and club confrontations with the same authenticity that makes her so compelling. Yet what stands out most is her spiritual awakening. Recently baptized, she speaks with quiet conviction about finding peace after years of inner turmoil: "When you get a relationship with the Lord, he will rewrite your whole heart, rewrite your whole story."
Now studying audio production and hosting her own podcast, Dawson offers profound wisdom about identity, purpose, and the journey of self-discovery. Whether you're facing your own crossroads or simply appreciate stories of genuine transformation, this conversation will remind you that no matter where you start, your story is never finished.
We are back again for another episode of In Max. We Trust we have Miss Kayla Dawson here today, Someone I've known. For God, it's been too long now it's been a really long time.
Speaker 2:It's been some years. We've had a ride. Yeah, we've had a real ride.
Speaker 1:Yes, Because when I first met you, we were at a gentleman's club.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And you were entertaining there. Your hair was shorter.
Speaker 4:Yes.
Speaker 1:And you were going through some shit. Yes, you were the wild child of the club. Yes, you were the one that we were like fuck, we may have to fire her every other day. Every other day we were like what was she doing? What, what wasn't she doing? Okay, she was young. Were you old enough to drink? Yet?
Speaker 3:No, not when I first started.
Speaker 4:When you first got there.
Speaker 1:You know, she may or may not have been there. We saw her at one point. She was sober. We looked up, she was drunk and we were like how Allegedly. No there's no allegedly that's not what happened. Fact Liddy McGinnis, 46 minutes into the shift and we were like how? And at that time I'm not a manager, I'm just, you know, one of the security guys. So I'm like you good, you all right, but, as always, a great performer, always a consummate professional, but a little bit of a troublemaker here and there.
Speaker 2:Yeah, absolutely. I mean, even in my day-to-day, like that is something. That is just that's kind of who I am, and you guys were there for me, there were many times where we're like we're gonna fire dawson really. Nah, we're not let it show up and be like oh my gosh, like what happened?
Speaker 1:the next day you're like what did I do? See, she doesn't even know, it doesn't count. Yeah, right, doesn't count, but how did you get into dancing though?
Speaker 2:well, I had this really. I'm not gonna say like bad friend, but I had this person that when my when, I was living in newport richie and I basically was like I said I'm not going home. Like my aunt said okay, you can't stay here anymore and I was like okay, well, I'm not going back to virginia to do anything. I've already made it this far, like what's good so I had like a couple of friends I used to to street dance. I had a very interesting group of people that I knew.
Speaker 2:I asked this one girl. I was like, hey, do you have somewhere that I can stay for cheap? I just need to get on my feet. Basically, she was like come room with me. I was like, okay, cool, she was a dancer and she also did a plethora of other things.
Speaker 1:What did she?
Speaker 2:do? We can say it. What did she do? Yeah, we're green you didn't say your name.
Speaker 5:so yeah, you didn't say her name so we can say it. We don't know her she was. She was a prostitute.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like she had like problems, like I actually had like this deep sympathy for her where it was like you're really troubled I, but you know I also needed money and so she had like experience dancing. So it was like okay, cool, like show me this, you know, get me going. But then there would be times, you know, where she was doing crazy things for like a bag of weed and I was like okay, like obviously I didn't have anywhere to go.
Speaker 1:I was like I'm just going to stick this out because I'm in survival, like know that's you, not me. Yeah, they got that to do with me. It has nothing to do with me. Do with your body, your coochie, do what you do with it and I mean sometimes they have friends.
Speaker 2:We'd be sitting there like looking at magazines, like well, they're busy over there you know, like crazy.
Speaker 2:Meanwhile she'd get her back blown out in the other room and so that was how, like, I got into it, and then maybe like a month and a half later that's when my sister had ran away- oh, that's right and then we went through this crazy thing where, like she had the amber alert out on her and I went to pick her up and I didn't know that there was an amber alert out on her until I got to like South Carolina, like we were like on our way back and my mom had called me and she was like, hey, like just so you know, there's like a national amber alert out on your sister, and I was like, oh, so like we could walk into walmart right now and I could get like arrested for that's crazy, for kidnapping. Yeah, and uh. So I was like, well, and I love my mom so much, but she was, she was really struggling at the time so she wasn't necessarily in like a place where she could do anything for your sister yeah, and I was like she's what?
Speaker 1:two years younger than you four, four, okay, four.
Speaker 2:Yeah, jesus, and I was only 20, yeah, and I was that young when I met her so she was 16.
Speaker 5:Yeah, yeah, yeah, well, amber alert.
Speaker 2:Yeah, there you go, yeah, and so when she had like, we went back up to my mom's house because my mom said, hey, we need to clear this I said we're on our way because, like I'm not trying to play with this, yeah well, we stay for like a night. She's having some type of episode and we didn't get it cleared.
Speaker 2:But I did get like verbal permission that I recorded of her saying like you can take her, and I got like I think I had her like sign something when she was like not really aware of what she was signing, but I knew like I needed that and then, like we come all the way down here and I go to like the Tampa Police Department and I mean when I tell you, guys, I didn't have my tags on my car were dead. I didn't have an ID because when I had came down here prior I had gotten my license suspended because I had gotten in an accident, but everything was registered. I was a Virginia resident.
Speaker 3:I was like visiting. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:But they suspended my Florida license. So when I was like visiting you know what I'm saying but they, they suspended my Florida license.
Speaker 1:So when I was ready to get my.
Speaker 2:Florida license. They were like, can't do that, fun fact. And I was like, okay, like I've never Tampa's good for suspending a license, yeah. And so I was like, okay, well, this is new for me, whatever. And so I was like, just give me an ID card, I really don't care. So I had an ID card, me and my sister, roll up in this little shit box. I was driving to the police department it's like 8, 30, 9 o'clock at night and I said hey, um, there's this officer walking his car. I said I need it like a minute, like if you have a minute yeah and he comes over, he talks to us.
Speaker 2:I like kind of tell him what's going on. He said, okay, I need to call your father. I said, have fun, here's his number and do try.
Speaker 1:He went out for milk, I didn't see him again. Yeah, milk you let me know what you get.
Speaker 2:I'm surprised you didn't say mom first, you went straight for father well, yeah, because my dad technically had legal custody of my sister, like from a legal standpoint okay and so he goes back to his car, calls my dad. We're sitting there like 20 minutes sweating at this point we're like you know what's going on we're both gonna jail, fuck it yeah, at least you got a place to stay.
Speaker 1:You got three hots and a cot baby, A couple meals here and there, whatever.
Speaker 2:And so when he finally comes back to the car, it was like you need to work on the relationship with him. But I'm going to clear this for you and that's kind of where you have your license registration, whatever. I handed my id card. This was such a green light moment for me. Where he goes are you aware this is an id card? I said yes, and we just moved forward like he could have arrested me right there, off ticket, like off ticket, yeah, and he didn't. And so then, like this was around valentine's day and I remember I the first like shift that I had worked since going through any of this, I went to um dd and I what's dd for those?
Speaker 4:who don't?
Speaker 2:know diamond dolls okay I went. I went there, by the way, awesome club. I knew what it was, I knew what it was.
Speaker 5:I figured you'd be there. I knew you'd be there. I didn't know what it was. He has no clue.
Speaker 2:Okay, so yeah, that's where I ended up going.
Speaker 4:Why didn't you go to the PH, the?
Speaker 2:penthouse, because I wasn't there yet.
Speaker 1:She's a status and they hold their girls to a very high standard, like I've seen girls that are like our top tier at Oz or other clubs that are top dogs over there. They walk over to a penthouse like, oh yeah, they're going to hire me, yeah.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I mean, look where it's at.
Speaker 1:But they know their lane and that's where they stay. Same with Dollhouse, yeah, and like eventually I had gone to those places, but like not this first time. I need you to understand this is not what you got.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, I was maybe like 105 pounds soaking wet bald.
Speaker 5:Bald. Oh, yeah, yeah. Like you remember, like Eminem like the, this Is Stan video. Oh my God, bro, this Is.
Speaker 1:Stan, where Buddy's like hey, hey, hey.
Speaker 2:That's bro, like a chick version of that bro. That's where we were at with it, and then I went by Dawson and wore wife beaters, so it didn't help.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, I swear she had a very like lesbian vibe to her.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and then I put out a rap song, so that didn't help either. It was like you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5:You know what I'm saying Like yeah so I mean, it kind of does sound like you're going Eminem all the way Just all the way, really yeah.
Speaker 1:Not from Detroit though Rough family home life. You know 8 Mile was my shit.
Speaker 2:I know every word to this day that built me it was inspirational For real. I was like I can do this too, and so then I made my first $500. That ended up kind of catalyzing. Like okay, I can do something with this and I have a kid to take care of.
Speaker 2:I don't have a diploma right now I graduated high school, but they don't care about honors. You know what I'm saying? I I didn't have any resources that were going to set me up to be able to to get ahead at all, and so I was like you know what?
Speaker 2:this is what I'm gonna do and by kids you mean your sister right, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean like an actual kid, no, but I mean especially when she was yeah and like mentally, very like fragile, very like I had to protect this kid because, like she was, she was young and she was really not doing that great. So I was like I did it. It started to produce enough to where I was like, okay, I can at least like sustain us I can hold.
Speaker 1:I can hold it down exactly.
Speaker 2:And then the craziest thing happened, which actually ended up leading us to get our first apartment. Was like we had a video that went viral on tiktok hit 2.2 million views. Like I love this story I love this story.
Speaker 5:Huh, can I pull up the video?
Speaker 2:um, no, because I did end up deleting the account because whole spiritual thing, like that's not who I am anymore. But I could send it to you. You could put it on like sad. But um, basically we had gone down to Madeira Beach, we still didn't have a place to live yet and I met this dude on the beach. This was the day that really we had exhausted all of our resources and it was like we literally have nothing. I had a bag of apples, we slept in the public's parking lot, had toothbrushes, brushed our teeth on the beach.
Speaker 2:I said what are we going to do? What do you do when you're having the worst day of your life? You go to the beach, like at least that fixes everything In Florida.
Speaker 1:it makes you feel better.
Speaker 2:It fixed everything right and I was like, okay, let's just go to the beach we're hanging out.
Speaker 3:And then like a couple hours go by and there's this.
Speaker 2:I mean, you know, like Larry the Lobster, but like greased up tan, he was a Ric Flair impersonator. Got it Okay, oh like literally Literally, like would go to like WrestleMania and stuff. You know he approaches me. Obviously I'm going to talk to him. You're not talking to my sister.
Speaker 4:Not even a little bit, not even a chance. Yeah, not even.
Speaker 2:So I'm like trying to feel this guy like what do you want, you know? And he's like what's going on? I'm like not like what's going on, but eventually I'm like, yeah, like we have nothing going on yeah he's like let me buy you a sandwich whatever.
Speaker 2:And I'm like absolutely, yeah, appreciate it so and then he's like that morning when we brushed our teeth on the beach, I posted the tiktok video. But what I would do because my phone was shut off and I had a track phone that I would load a gigabyte it was like ten dollars a gigabyte I'd load a gigabyte of data onto that phone, I'd connect it to my iphone. That's when I posted the video. Well then, I've got so much going on. I didn't think about that video like I posted it and that was done like I forgot. I even did it. And then we go have a sandwich, whatever. We stayed in his house because he was like staying in the. I'm like cool, this gives us 24 hours to like figure something out.
Speaker 1:Give us a good shower.
Speaker 2:You know exactly A pillow Call that.
Speaker 1:Come on, actual stretch them out. Yeah.
Speaker 2:And so that's when I was like okay, we did that. And then we ended up opening like the Tik TOK later the next day and I mean I had like maybe like 300,000 views. It was like I had $3,000 in my cash app. I was like people were literally like changing my sister and I's life, like it was like so surreal. I was like in tears still look like Slim Shady was like posted a Slim.
Speaker 3:Shady video.
Speaker 2:I'm so thankful. I can't like even have my mind around this. That started this whole thing like first off, as soon as he realized he was like now I'm gonna charge you to stay at my house, and I was like you're insane, we gotta go yeah and we're like I'm like you know, we wait till he's like doing something.
Speaker 2:I'm like, okay, let's, let's bounce let's get about here and we're like, on our way to the starbucks, car shuts down in like turn lane and I was like, okay, so I end up getting the car into like this lot, this like grandma and her son like, or this grandma and like her, her grandkid, they like pick us up, take us to the starbucks. We spend the next couple hours like talking about you know what's going on. We're posting updates, we're talking about the story, whatever, whatever. And then, um, yeah, we lived in a hotel for a few weeks.
Speaker 2:These like tiktok people would literally like send us gas station like snacks and we'd like show back up to the hotel and there'd be like a bag from 7-eleven, from some stranger that was like hey, like I just you know make sure you're good just like so much love. It was so cool. We had a po box, we were doing unboxings and then we got our first like studio apartment and that's where I ended up, five minutes from anya, yes, sir and then I was like well, let me walk in here.
Speaker 2:And I remember I saw bruce and I said, you know, I was like hey, like do you work here? And he was like Offended?
Speaker 1:Yeah, he was offended. He was like how dare you not know? I work here, I run this place when no one else is here.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and I had like no idea. And then he takes me upstairs and I'm pretty sure that's when I I think I met Clay first.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Clay was the first person for you.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and then you know they let me work and that's literally what like sustained me for a really long time. Like you guys became my family. It became such a way for me to like let out all that heaviness like that I had within me.
Speaker 1:Because when you're not there, you've got to be in. You know, know, mama bear mode, protecting your sister at all times.
Speaker 2:Yeah, absolutely, like, absolutely and it. You know it was a really good way to just like have. I mean, the girls were awesome it was a good environment like, and it was five minutes from the house. I actually did end up getting rid of that car that kept breaking down every 15 minutes because it was just.
Speaker 2:I didn't even know when I sold the car. I didn't know if it was a real hundred dollar bill that I sold it for. So, like I, I'm getting rid of the car. I look at this dollar bill and I'm like I don't think that's real. But it was such a headache that I didn't even stress. I was like, if it's not real, it's still such a lifesaver to me.
Speaker 2:It ended up being real, but there was a moment where I was like I don't think this is real, it's coming out for the money. Yeah. So and you know, I was still able to get to work and do what I needed to do and, and I mean that's kind of where I fell in love with pole.
Speaker 4:Like.
Speaker 2:I still have one at the house Like, even though I don't dance anymore actively.
Speaker 1:Like but it's still a good. You know, people do it for workout purposes. Now you know what I mean.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and it's a great way to express yourself, Like I used to shave my head and paint my face and do all these crazy photo shoots, you know, and now I am just channeling that slightly differently, but I don't think I'll ever stop expressing myself Because.
Speaker 1:I mean respectfully of the people who do it. You're in that upper echelon of performers to be able to do shit yeah.
Speaker 5:Like you're doing tricks and shit, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Even be able to do shit Like like you're doing tricks and shit, yeah, yeah, even bald. Slim shady, she'd have like 30 grown men going huh, yeah, yeah, I definitely you ever fall. There's that one stripper that fell out In Miami, in Miami, where she's got that big ass.
Speaker 5:Oh yeah Face first, yeah, face first broken leg, twerked it off, walked off stage, then went to the hospital and they're like, yeah, got a couple cracked, cracked, ribs broken leg and like fractured her orbital socket, something like that.
Speaker 1:So not only in that girl's case, the club took care of her. Oh, really, the club took care of her because you know well they didn't have to, because they signed independent contract waivers and say if you die, not on me, not on us. Like you, you're, you're signing over any and all responsibility to the club. But the club took care of because she's one of their top earners. Then, on top of that, customers were cash sapping her money for medical expenses, almost like a go fund me not even a go.
Speaker 1:Not even a go fund me. I know like even a GoFundMe. I know Like. But like it was just like because you know a lot of girls put like their cash, all that payment shit on their page, that girl made like 3.5.
Speaker 3:Wow In donations.
Speaker 4:What.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Stop In just donations, mill In just donations. She had some blue checks in there. She had some. She talked about it on an interview that, like I can't, don't quote me on this, but I want to say, like Drake sent her like 50K.
Speaker 5:No way.
Speaker 2:I mean, but that's a hard fall to take.
Speaker 5:It was two stories.
Speaker 2:I mean, that's like you know.
Speaker 1:Well, that'd be what Omnia, if you fell from the very top of Omnia.
Speaker 4:Like the very top, yeah, very you have to fall from like the very top.
Speaker 5:Yeah, she, she was like hanging on the rafters, wasn't she? Yeah, I think if I saw the video correctly.
Speaker 1:That's tough.
Speaker 5:And then, without hesitation, as soon as she lands Twerk, twerk, twerk.
Speaker 2:Offstage. She earned that.
Speaker 5:She earned that 3.5.
Speaker 1:Like there's no way as like, as like something like I could not be a customer or work in there and watch Ooh.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Did you die Twerk? Really, that's a rat. Hey DJ, cut the beat, Do something New chick, New chick. Give me somebody I know Burr burr, burr, burr burr.
Speaker 5:Yeah, nobody's first thought was called 911, though no.
Speaker 1:Which is wild to me. It could have been me for me, and she's safe, it would have been bad, dude, if I work there, I'm going, she still has a tip out. Wow, I need that. I need that. I mean no offense.
Speaker 5:She's 3.5 richer. That's what I'm saying she's going to get sympathy payments out of this Need.
Speaker 1:That that's what I'm saying. She's going to get sympathy payments out of this Need that You're welcome. You're welcome. I'm going to sell this footage for you and get it rolling Easy money. Have you ever had any bloopers? Any bloopers Like falling off the pole there's one I remember, I'm going to see where you're at with it.
Speaker 5:And were you sober or drunk?
Speaker 2:Probably shouldn't have been there.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Because when I'm not like I'm clean, I'm very clean, yeah, but I also am like if I have one shot, I might have nine.
Speaker 1:In like an hour yeah. Like this isn't like a nine through the course of the night, like once one or two roll we knew to go. Who's babysitting today? Who's doing it? Yeah, we're doing it right here for sisters motherfuckers, I mean there was one night.
Speaker 2:I remember guys are buying it for you.
Speaker 5:So it's like, okay, whatever. You're gonna keep saying yes, no, even if they're not even if they're not.
Speaker 1:She's rolling, oh she's like let me get that tequila.
Speaker 2:Yeah, appreciate it yeah one time you remember that I don't know if were there. Remember that one time when I came in as a customer and then I ended up making the club like a couple bands or something.
Speaker 1:Easily a couple bands.
Speaker 2:Like I don't even really remember and I remember you guys telling me. You were like you have 15 minutes before you need to go, literally.
Speaker 1:And then I think I was standing.
Speaker 2:We had to cut you off, we being like I guess I'm going in the back, yeah yeah, made the club bands that night, came as a customer and was like I was in jeans and a t-shirt. Did you dance though, or no? I mean in the back, yeah, in the back, but not on stage. Allegedly Jeans and a t-shirt.
Speaker 1:Allegedly, allegedly, allegedly. I don't know who condoned those type of things.
Speaker 5:I wonder if his name was Max.
Speaker 1:I don't know, but the numbers speak for themselves.
Speaker 2:that night, and that's how you don't get thrown out.
Speaker 1:That's the only way, when I tell you. If I'm not mistaken, dude did like hour rooms back to back and we were like that's $660 off. Every time he runs his card, it's $660.
Speaker 2:And it wasn't just me back there it was, it was like he had like four or five chicks like, so like 2400 right yeah
Speaker 1:but here's how this this how we got away with it. He had to get like dancers involved too. It's one thing to have her back there, but it had to get like other dancers, yeah so that wasn't.
Speaker 5:Did the other girls tip you out for getting them back there?
Speaker 2:I was so wasted I didn't even know I made money Like I came in the next day.
Speaker 1:I had to put money to the side for her. Because, I was like if I give it to her now, she's going to blow it. So I literally just put it to the side and was like she'll be back, she'll come get this.
Speaker 2:She'll come get this. Yeah, I think I up there's this red cowboy hat in my house and I'm like I'm in my bed right now and I have a cowboy hat and my makeup's nine inches down my face had to have been a good time.
Speaker 1:Great time.
Speaker 5:It was you and four other girls in the champagne room, that's $2,400.
Speaker 1:right there, man, $660. Times Times four Well times five Times five Plus a tip.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was okay. He left a $1,000 tip. We're good here, yeah, real good with whatever he wants to do today.
Speaker 5:Right.
Speaker 1:That's what you want to do, bucko, feel free. Is that what that was?
Speaker 5:his name, paco.
Speaker 1:No, Bucco, I don't remember.
Speaker 2:I remember his name oh fuck yeah, he eventually got like banned or something for something.
Speaker 1:He got into it with Clay.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:He got into it with Clay. He was like six months later, it was later, it was way later.
Speaker 2:He came in cause. He was a walking champagne to you, yeah.
Speaker 1:Him and one of the other managers he got into. Like dude was drunk, like, and it's not like. He's not a belligerent drunk, he's just the. I want to show you I have money and I you know there's a slight superiority complex when he comes in, but he's going to spend three or four grand.
Speaker 4:Every his little ego for a minute, fuck it.
Speaker 1:Let him blow his mind and go. Hey, man, have a good night. We'll see you next time.
Speaker 2:End of the problem, anybody know what?
Speaker 5:he did.
Speaker 2:No, he liked to get like kind of beat up, though he was like no.
Speaker 5:no, I meant like for a job.
Speaker 2:No, I know. But, like I feel like he's one of those people. You know that like runs something and then he comes in, so that way he can be like you know dominated, dominated humiliated, whatever it was yeah, yeah, but those type dudes are always like someone really important.
Speaker 1:yeah, there's a guy who's I can't say his name, but he is a public official in dallas county. Okay, he comes in and he comes in very quietly. He comes in, he'll. He comes in, he'll find me, he'll walk straight to me, he'll pick a girl. He's in a champagne room within like five minutes.
Speaker 4:Yep, no face, no case Well look, no, he comes in.
Speaker 1:I mean he's got a hat on. He'll come talk to me. He'll pick the girl, pay for their hour, go to the back and then what he'll do is I come in at 51 minutes on the dot every time I go, we're doing it again. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, cool, he never has to leave From there when he's done. He'll walk from right out that champagne room, right out the front door. Oh shit, because it's literally from me to the door.
Speaker 5:I mean, I ain't gonna lie, dog, I love gentlemen's clubs and strip clubs as well, but I prefer a gentleman's club over, say, a Mons Venus or a 2001 Odyssey, because that's just a little much.
Speaker 1:Coochie all the way up.
Speaker 5:I mean, yeah, you don't know what's coming out of there. Yeah, yeah, if I wanted to do that.
Speaker 1:I'd go to the seafood market.
Speaker 5:Straight on that bro.
Speaker 1:Straight on that, it'll be okay, but we'll have to come right back for round two. Don't forget to like, subscribe and share. Got you covered, all right. Here we go round two with miss kayla dawson. We asked a question off air what is the most you've made in the night as an as an entertainer?
Speaker 2:that you remember, that you remember that I remember easy 35, 35, 35, 3500 okay what'd you?
Speaker 5:Easy $3,500. $3,500. What did you have to do to make that $3,500?
Speaker 2:Okay, really great question. So there was this gentleman and he told me that I looked like his dead wife and he was obsessed with me immediately and I mean, I've got your heart in my pocket. I look like your ex-wife. Cool, let's run it. He just wanted me to come hang out with him for like a couple hours at his place. I wasn't that far. I was like you know what, I'm on my way, like I'm on my way. He gave me at least like 12 just in the building.
Speaker 2:Just showing up, just Just showing up, just showing up 1,200, just to show up, just to show up and I was like and I had already made, like I think at least I made, probably at least. No, I made 12 in the club.
Speaker 1:Oh 12 in the club.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and then he gave me like two plus Two plus Two plus.
Speaker 4:So you made 12, just in the club, just in the club.
Speaker 2:And then after the fine, and I don't do adventures like that all the time, but Two bins, two bins, two bins. Come on.
Speaker 1:Two bins. Two bins 2,300.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and I was gone in like two hours. I was like Just hanging out. Just hanging out.
Speaker 1:No craziness.
Speaker 2:He was sad.
Speaker 1:He just wanted.
Speaker 2:So $2,300 therapy session you know, yeah, and I was like I like you. I said okay, I like you. And then you know he wanted to go on like dates and stuff and I was like that's cool. He ended up drunk one day, gave me both his credit cards. What the fuck I spent? I probably spent Y'all, some vixens. I probably spent like $12,000 on his cards in like three weeks.
Speaker 5:Wait, wait, $12,000? Yeah, what'd you buy?
Speaker 2:Well, I paid for okay. So this is when I was moving back to Virginia, I paid my rent. I was moving to go live in an RV, so I paid my rent for three months up front. Okay, so that way I didn't have to worry about it. I paid my car insurance off for the six months I went and spent like two grand just on stuff to put in the rv okay probably dropped like nine at target. And then I went and bought a bunch of other stuff.
Speaker 5:I got a brand new guitar because I needed it it's beautiful you weren't like buying purses and shit like that no, no, I don't really.
Speaker 2:I mean, I get a purse from a thrift store. Yeah, I want stuff my stuff taken care of, yeah like I want to be taking, you know, and I was being smart. He called me one day because it kept declining, because I kept trying to charge the 18 for my rent, and he was like you know what's you? All you have to do is ask. And like I was like yeah, me and my friend are just going on a camping trip, like I just want to put it on, you know here he was like yeah, you just have to ask, because they were flagging that, because that's a lot of money.
Speaker 2:And uh, then he like unlocked it, I did it kept it rolling, kept it rolling.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like, bro, the life of a pretty chick, that's.
Speaker 2:That's what, well, you know it's all fun and games until you get a phone call and it's like keep your head on a swivel, because I have people who can find you and that was like he said to you yeah, yeah, like I had to, I gave his cards back to the police department because I felt like just in case just in case, like I'm not gonna have another interacting with interaction with you, cuz.
Speaker 2:Like really it was, it wasn't, it wasn't doing nothing for me. I was like it's fun, but at a certain point you just get like you're driving me nuts, like my piece is not worth any type of money, so and you're telling me 12k just a card just on the card, but I'm talking about 12k and nothing extra happened for this 12k.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that cards, but I'm talking about 12K and nothing extra Happened for this 12K.
Speaker 5:I mean that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:Yeah like Especially 35. No, I mean like we had a little you know. Oh, because there was a little Relationship.
Speaker 1:I'd have to you, boy, look here, let me tell you I'm blowing backs out For 12K To be paying rent.
Speaker 5:Yeah yeah it. I mean, were you his sugar baby? Is that basically what it was?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean yeah. To keep it nice and simple. Yes, like we had a, it was a mutual consensual relationship, whatever, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5:And he wanted to shower you with gifts.
Speaker 2:Absolutely. There you go. And I had to listen to him breathe heavy for five minutes, Like you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5:So he was a fat guy like so he was a fat.
Speaker 3:He was a fat guy, I mean, he won't thin like he wasn't no small dude, I mean when you got
Speaker 2:money like that when you've got you know he good, he's good he he had. This was his third house and it was a. It was a seven-story condo that I was going to hang out at like, but one night like he was really unstable. So so one night, oh, this is good. Y'all really gonna like this one Buckle up.
Speaker 2:Buckle up so he wants to take me out to dinner. We go out to dinner and we want to go on a boat ride. He's like I want to go on a boat ride and then we'll go out to dinner, we'll hang out with the captain, and in this little boat I see the island. Stephen King owns an island by the way down, close to Sarasota which I had no idea, the boat, obviously the captain. He's like that's Stephen King's island. I'm like didn't know that was on my bucket list, but that's cool.
Speaker 5:I got to see that Super dope.
Speaker 2:Then we have a good time. We're just stopping in little places. I'm having a couple shots. A good time we're just stopping in little places I'm having a couple shots he's doing.
Speaker 2:You know he's wow, like, yeah, allegedly and allegedly he did it. Allegedly he's doing things that he shouldn't be doing and things that make a person really unstable. And so I end up we go back to the dock to like go have dinner. Really nice restaurant, I mean, like everybody at the table's getting serpent turf, like, and we started off with calamari, we started off with scallop, like I mean, it was a great dinner. Sounds like five minutes into the dinner, though. So, like I was the first person to take my seat. Obviously they're tying the boat up. He's doing something, don't know, and I had to go to the bathroom change. Go take my seat. Well, I end up sitting next to the captain. The wife is front of me and then he's in front of the captain, like it's kind of like this diagonal thing which, like, really isn't that weird if you're all hanging out.
Speaker 1:The wife is in front.
Speaker 5:So it's guy, girl, girl guy, but I mean you're sitting next to the captain and then your guy is sitting next to the captain's wife. Yes, that's a little bit strange in my opinion, right. That's a little bit strange in my opinion, right, like I brought you, because usually it's couples sitting next to each other, or at least across from each other.
Speaker 1:Yes, even if they're across from each other, I'd be okay with that.
Speaker 5:Yeah, because then it'd be two dudes, two chicks, yes, yeah.
Speaker 2:But when I had like when they were coming to sit back down, I had gone to the bathroom. Oh, okay wasn't like oh, I'm trying, you know what I'm saying. It was just like it happened, and for me that wasn't like weird. I was like whatever, we're just going to rock it. Like me and him, my dad was a charter fisherman. We're talking about fish.
Speaker 1:Okay, you know what I'm saying, like.
Speaker 2:I'm a bro. The bro in me will never die. I in we're waiting on our food and I mean he just gets like really pouty, like it was really weird, like he's mad for some reason. Obviously we know the reason, but like I mean, but it was like one of those. It was like and I'm sitting there like how old is this? Motherfucker? Old, that's all I'll say old enough like 60s.
Speaker 5:Maybe, oh, okay, so old man. You know, maybe how old was the captain? Not older than that, though. How old was the?
Speaker 2:captain Younger? Yeah, maybe like Better looking 30s, 40s? I mean neither of them. His wife's sitting right in front of me. I don't really play like that, like if you know.
Speaker 5:I was having a good conversation with her too? Was his wife good?
Speaker 2:looking Beautiful, I mean, and she was also like she was a scientist, like she worked. I'm into biology. She was into, like you know, the CRISPR, like technology and like genomics. So we're having all types of really cool like interesting Sounds like a good conversation. It was a great conversation.
Speaker 5:And that's like no pineapples.
Speaker 2:I'm just saying this is kind of what it sounds like. No, because I've been Like they were trying to swing or some shit.
Speaker 1:Why I've been.
Speaker 2:I mean if they were I-.
Speaker 1:Might have been a Might have been a different night.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5:Might have been a different night, and then you tell the guy that you came with hey, breathe for five minutes and then get the fuck out Either way.
Speaker 1:it's just who's breathing heavy for five minutes. It doesn't really matter.
Speaker 2:You know you got to do what you got to do and it was like I get aggravated and I'm like you got to quit this for real. And I start I'm not being a little sweet. He, he, I'm pretty for you. No, like you're getting on my nerves and you're gonna ruin our dinner for no reason. And then, like he ends up getting really aggressive and like just being really horrible, like verbally to me, and I like go and take a walk. I'm like I gotta take a walk, so I go take a walk. I come back and the wife had told me she was like you need to play this smart.
Speaker 5:And.
Speaker 2:I was like she's right, Because not only was I, I didn't have, I left my belongings at his condo because I don't live near where he was and we drove an extra 45 minutes south in an Uber yeah.
Speaker 2:So, like I'm like she's right, like she helped me get myself in check and I'm like you're right, so I go inside and I'm like I just want to spend time with you. I'm really trying to deescalate the situation and, like you know, please relax. Yeah, I want you, whatever, whatever, whatever's going to make you take me home, and so we get into the Uber. Mind you, he's been cuss, he's going to have the Uber drop me off on the side of the road and like all these crazy things. I know the Uber was probably five minutes away from like calling the police.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Because he was just being super outlandish.
Speaker 3:And me.
Speaker 2:I've heard it a million times. I grew up with this type of conversation yeah, you can like and do it. Do it like I'm not scared of you. I bet you won't like. And so then we get back to his condo and he like the way that the condo's set up. You have to have a key to get in and out of the building to get up and down the elevator okay and my car was in the parking garage.
Speaker 2:And so when I come out of the door I said, like he went to go get drunk at the bar. You know what I I'm saying, and I was packing up my stuff, trying to get my stuff together. Well, as soon as I walk out into like the little triangle of the hallway that it is where it's, like his door, the elevator Well, I don't have a key, so I can't use the elevator to go down and I can't get back inside because I don't have a key. And so for like 0.5 of a second, I'm like this was his plan to get me trapped right here.
Speaker 2:So, that way. I can't do that, like I have no pawns Well, I'm not a dumbass and I literally turn around fire escape. I'm like bet I'll run my little happy tail down the stairs and then I get in my car, I drive away, and that's when I was like never again you know you had all your stuff from in the house in the house, yeah, on my shoulder, okay.
Speaker 5:So I was good, but I had his credit cards, used them. Don't treat me like that, don't you know? I'm not an advocate of uh, of what max?
Speaker 3:just say what's on your mind of running up a man's credit card but if he gives it to you, but if he's being disrespectful, run that shit to the bank, nigga also this man, if you got a problem with the seating arrangement, because that's really kind of what it say something sit on this side of the table.
Speaker 5:Such an easy fix it was that quick, it's almost like he wanted something to go down, exactly so he could scream at you and then get uh, the captain's wife, to say yo make sure you don't fuck this up. Yeah, because they're friends.
Speaker 2:You probably just met them, right no, he pays them good to do. You know what I'm saying. Like he's their go-to guy, so they know. And me, I'm new here and so I think that's part of it too. She probably was looking out for me you know, yeah, and I'm like exactly and I know when you were after you.
Speaker 1:This is when you were done with omnia and heading back up.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was like on my way out, okay, and I was really where I saw opportunity there and the reason I guess that I made the decisions I made was like this is going out, yeah, okay, and I was really where I saw opportunity there and the reason I guess that I made the decisions I made was like this is going to be. I mean this, even though it was like you know it's going to save you money.
Speaker 2:It's crazy. No, it quite literally took care of me for the next three months while I was figuring out my stuff, Like it was a huge blessing to me. Like, and I would never disrespect him and be like. That wasn't what he did for me Like that set me up.
Speaker 4:Still kind of an asshole. Absolutely Like you suck, but I want to go back to that.
Speaker 5:The wife then is it makes sense that she was warning you, because if they, if he always paid her, that means you weren't the first. Yeah, exactly, exactly yeah, and he was probably doing this all day and, like someone who has that type, of temperament.
Speaker 2:Well, and there was the night that I met him, there was a girl that was trying to like take him from me, but I think, because I left him alone, he wanted me more because, like, when you have that money. Well, and when you have that money and girls are just like throwing themselves throwing themselves.
Speaker 5:Like that could be yeah, but they're throwing themselves at you for all the wrong reasons I hate when women unless you look me, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2:Yeah, exactly, me too.
Speaker 1:I hate it. Relax, fucking terrible. What when women throw themselves at me Ugh Ugh, I hate it. You know what I mean.
Speaker 5:After a while it's just kind of Nah bro, but it's for all the wrong reasons. They just want the money. Yeah, they just want the money See, that's not why they throw themselves at me okay.
Speaker 2:Well, you're different.
Speaker 1:They just want a little chocolate in their life and I'm like, ah.
Speaker 5:I mean I'm not going to lie. There's been times on this podcast where that was happening.
Speaker 2:He didn't call it a casting couch for no reason. He just made that up.
Speaker 5:It's a sofa couch, though.
Speaker 2:He's a sofa couch. There's a love sleep.
Speaker 4:You know what I mean.
Speaker 5:It's a love day for a reason For five whole hard breathing minutes. Fuck, I got seven in me.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean. I got seven.
Speaker 3:Seven minutes on here, you probably Seven.
Speaker 1:Seven minutes. I'm not doing five.
Speaker 5:Yeah, At least I thought like five was like overstretching.
Speaker 1:Hey man, my brother has the greatest running joke of all time. Two minutes, that's all you're getting, that's all you're getting Is that two minutes.
Speaker 2:Is your brother married? You got a minute to count. Nope, he don't care who, he don't care what it is, but she look like two minutes.
Speaker 1:You're getting these two minutes, and that's it.
Speaker 2:Rico.
Speaker 3:Rico yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh my gosh.
Speaker 5:He swears, he Tell them that's why he ain't married yet Cause they need at least two and a half.
Speaker 2:You know, you gotta double it Like four.
Speaker 1:Do I need to?
Speaker 2:double it. We're not talking about you, we're talking about Rico.
Speaker 1:No, but if he paying bills, you're getting these two minutes and your rent paid, you're welcome.
Speaker 2:You're welcome.
Speaker 1:Thank you, I didn't take much of your time. We got other shit we could go do two minutes.
Speaker 5:I mean, if the rent's $1,800 and it's two minutes, I mean that's $900 a minute, yeah, you're welcome. And then, once you get married, what happens is you don't get it for a month and you're still paying the bills, and I and it's much more expensive.
Speaker 2:Minus A Two minutes sounds good right now, two minutes a month.
Speaker 5:Two minutes sounds good. Right now Tell Rico Rico's right Two minutes.
Speaker 1:One, two. We're out of here. Out of here. Go back and do what you want to do. We'll go play the game for a minute.
Speaker 2:Actually you coming to bed now.
Speaker 4:Slam the door.
Speaker 1:I told you, I was coming in, shut up, shut your ass up well, what's the quickest the guys finish.
Speaker 5:What that you were with ew was two minutes, was two minutes. I didn't even have to touch him actually there was no.
Speaker 2:No, I mean any guy you were ever with, anytime I've ever.
Speaker 2:I mean, I don't really pick like that for real like if you so it's two minutes too quick I mean I guess I don't know even what you mean by that two minutes too quick. Like well, there was one time where I was like literally at work, like I was at work and I'm like we're getting ready to go in the back not, it was a diamond dolls. And so I remember like just in it was kind of crowded like where I was and I'm just standing there like really not even moving, yeah, and all of a sudden like I feel something. I Feel something and I said hmm, I Don't like that, I don't like that one bit, and I turn around Dude's the best.
Speaker 5:I said what do you mean? He came like.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like, yeah, I wasn't know it, like I literally can't even tell you like how.
Speaker 1:That's crazy.
Speaker 2:It got like on me.
Speaker 1:I don't even know, but it was like, but it was in his pants.
Speaker 2:Yes, like I mean you know.
Speaker 1:Big-ass wet spot Wet.
Speaker 2:That's craziness. It was me, ugh. I gave you the ick immediately, Ugh disgusting.
Speaker 5:I didn't even know that shit could go down. That's wrong.
Speaker 2:Well, and it depends on where you are. That's why you go to the gentlemen's clubs, like there's a once. When you're in there you're at the bottom of the tonal pole. Yeah, once you learn the ropes and you say okay this is how I roll.
Speaker 2:You just don't because that matters, like how you interact with your customers matters. What they think they can get away with matters, because they will. They gon' push you and then that's how you end up in a bad situation. That's how you end up traumatized. We can't act like all of the girls that go through this industry don't have something that has happened to them where it's like that wasn't that's not okay. Consensual wasn't okay, you know what I'm saying and that will mess you up, you got to be really strong in this industry to, to not let those things really affect you mental like
Speaker 1:yeah, like it's right. It's rough enough being a girl, just in.
Speaker 4:In general, in general, but then to be in a situation where yeah men's fantasies are are trying to come true.
Speaker 1:type deal Guys push that envelope of fetishes or whatever they got going on and luckily we've been in spaces where, at least at our establishment, we're very quick on. If something goes left, we got you. You ain't got to ask. You don't feel comfortable, Walk out, I'll deal with him.
Speaker 2:I mean, there was a reason I was with you guys for three years, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Plus, you know what I'm saying. I don't think there's ever been a time where you said, hey, no, he's got to go Cool, I don't need no explanation, he's gone.
Speaker 5:See you later. You ever throw a punch.
Speaker 2:Me.
Speaker 5:Yeah, inside the club. Let's say a customer, not another girl, unless it was another girl, Max.
Speaker 4:You go ahead, max is over here, like I don't know, maybe it's happened.
Speaker 2:I think, like one time I know I got, I think I said something really crazy to the owner.
Speaker 4:Like I said something really crazy.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, Like I did, she was lit and was.
Speaker 2:And I was I mean, I really was ripping into him.
Speaker 1:Like there was a lot going like there's a lot of changes.
Speaker 5:Was the owner like same owner still, or still the?
Speaker 1:owner there and like there was a lot of changes going on, there's a shift in yeah, how people were feeling about how people feeling about things rule changes, management changes and and then she just went, well, you know dawson was on on verge of you know she was popping in and out a little less.
Speaker 1:So, when she came the last time, there was a lot structure. Structure was a thing Before. This is this, this, this this the rules. It's how we move. We shifted in management and stuff like that. And then things were different, very different Still structured, but way different management and stuff like that. And then things were different, very different still structured, but way different. And you know she's not a type person that there's a grievance you're gonna hear about it yeah and and it had been like a whole lot of like.
Speaker 1:There'd been other interactions where we're like hey, hey, not today, let's not and that usually works.
Speaker 2:That's usually a whole lot of like.
Speaker 1:Usually usually I can go hey, hey, no, let me talk to him and we'll go from there, and then it just but no, no, no I got busy. I got busy dealing with something else. I looked up and she was sitting next to him doing this number, because he's sitting down and she's standing next to him just giving him the business for like 10 minutes, like this is a 10 minute rant, yeah and and I have to deal with a customer, so I can't stop to go do this.
Speaker 1:I look over, I go, here comes. I think it was Clay that came barely down the stairs Go get dressed.
Speaker 4:Fuck this when.
Speaker 2:I remember one time I was and this might have been the same time, but I said something to the owner and I literally did like, said something about his chicken legs, like I was coming for him.
Speaker 1:Coming for his neck.
Speaker 2:I mean you were getting personal, I was really bad, like I was really bad, and yeah, I did. I'll never forget that, because I did say I was like you and your chicken legs.
Speaker 5:Like say I was like you and your chicken legs, like, like, like from the soul, like, like. It was rough. I heard how she just said it. Right now she even had the the lip go up.
Speaker 1:You ain't eating your chicken, no but you understand, like on tequila, it was worse worse yeah because, I will tell you how, and it's. It's not so much to how she said, it's the fact that, like he's like right here and she's letting it go, what's?
Speaker 5:he doing? Is he just taking it? He's very centered.
Speaker 1:He got to eat that.
Speaker 5:Yeah, he got to eat that one. Yeah, because at the end of the day, like he can't react to it Well not even that Like.
Speaker 2:Well, and I'm drunk.
Speaker 1:She's drunk, he understands and I've I don't express it's a bad day.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you know.
Speaker 5:So you never punched nobody at the club. No.
Speaker 2:Not a customer.
Speaker 1:I meant like a customer that was trying, not a customer or a staff member.
Speaker 5:No, that was trying to do something. There may or may not have been In defense. I mean in defense.
Speaker 1:Like they were trying to do something. No, there was a drunken night in regards to your sister and a Cuban.
Speaker 3:Oh, what, yeah, Is that the night that I walked?
Speaker 1:out.
Speaker 2:Guys, before we cut I tried to walk home in my lingerie.
Speaker 4:I was so drunk.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Okay go.
Speaker 1:Because, we've got a clue. We're going to go ahead and we'll be right back to finish this story Like subscribe comment all that in Max. We Trust We'll be right back. We're back Round three. We were talking about it beforehand.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Okay, you, ma'am, in regards to your sister in a very drunken night.
Speaker 2:Okay, I have to preface this night Go ahead, Because I was with a friend and he had a 16-year-old daughter who was like trying to go shot for shot with me. We're drinking Casamigos A 16 with me, we're drinking costumigos a 16 year old yeah on kitchen says this is enough, we don't need to go into detail.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but you know she's at home, she's cool. Yeah, well, I I'm feeling myself. I said I gotta go to work. I said I gotta go to work. I made him take me to my house, get my bag. Well, he taking me to work, so I I get out the car. First thing I do is I'm like why am I here?
Speaker 5:Oh, so you forgot, totally forgot.
Speaker 2:I said like I was mad, Like why am I here? Why did you bring me here? Well then, I get inside and I'm pretty sure I just start harassing all of you guys.
Speaker 1:Why am I here?
Speaker 2:I'm like ready to fight.
Speaker 1:I'm like why am I here? Came in hot, granted Dawson's good to show up at like 8, maybe 9 at the latest. Yeah, it's 10.30. Yeah, 10.30, maybe 11. I look up, I go the fuck. They're like well, pay your house and come on, man, I don't want to.
Speaker 4:No, why am I here?
Speaker 1:Why am I here? You said you wanted to work, walks in, gets dressed right and her sister's been there, such has been here for life since like eight on the dot.
Speaker 2:yep, because she was hanging out with, I think, uh, bunny or somebody like that one of them and um and she didn't have no customers till, I started acting up no, she had no customers until you started just real quick.
Speaker 5:Can you pull it closer?
Speaker 1:yeah, so you know she was very you know her sister's a very different breed. This is, she is the pro her sister's like the college freshman yeah trying to, still trying to figure it out, but she's got this. You know, girl next door, look so so it works for her it works for her.
Speaker 1:She doesn't know anything, she's the rookie, it works, it makes sense. She was you get there and joey shows up, one of our regulars, joey, who you know has a plane. I love Joey. I love Joey. He's crazy, he's my guy, but he always shows her sister love every time. I still have a video on my phone to this day of Joey just stacking money in her outfit, just showing love. Yeah, and Joey's talking to her sister and one of the Cubans comes in and goes to say something to Joey Granted no harm, no foul. She literally is just saying hello to Joey, like in passing, not going to say any names, but somebody took it like this girl was stepping all over her sister's toes. And again, remember, she's already on 12 and she's been there for like eight minutes and had two extra shots. You know why? I know Cause it was on my tab. Okay, they're like. She's like. I need two shots. Mac said it's good.
Speaker 4:No, I didn't. No, no, I didn't.
Speaker 1:But fuck it, it's Dawson, fuck it, fuck it. I knew this might be an issue. When a certain blonde starts storming to the dressing room behind her, the conversation starts to go a little left because the girl Cuban doesn't speak so much English and she's slurring and you're trying to ruin my sister's money. Blah, blah, blah. Disrespectful ass bitch. Blah, blah, blah. She's going nuclear. And here comes Bruce Max Max Max to the dressing room. She's going nuclear. And here comes Bruce Max Max Max to the dressing room. Fucking dressing room. I go alright. They're yelling. Now as a proud Cuban woman she's not letting this slide, she's not letting this level of disrespect slide. So I'm watching her do this number.
Speaker 1:Take her earrings and shit off and she starts wrapping her hair in a ponytail. I'm like oh.
Speaker 1:Someone's got to come get me, yeah, and I'm over here like this ain't going to go well, because the Cubans don't fight one-on-one. And I'm slowly watching other girls put their bags down in the thing. I'm like, mind you, she's standing, she in the paint said fuck it, we're going to roll. And then I go, I pick her up by her waist. I said, bruce, grab Dawson's bag. I take her to the back. The Cuban's trying to yell from behind me I don't know how she got out of this on some Jedi, ninja shit she done pushed off of my shoulder and just, yeah, cold cock. Now I'm like, nope, nope, nope, kayla, yeah, yeah, it was a good one, do you?
Speaker 2:remember this Nope.
Speaker 1:I know she doesn't.
Speaker 2:I know she doesn't.
Speaker 1:This is the first time I'm hearing about this Because, like I know, when I tried to calm her down, I said look at me. You know how, like the eyes when they're gone, like you know how they say, the lights are on. Okay, you know what I mean. This is the McAllister house, with like nobody there, just the automatic lights are on Home alone, right yeah.
Speaker 1:So I help her get dressed, just put her stuff over her dancer gear, like yeah, motherfucker, because she's good to have sweatpants and a baggy t-shirt. So yeah, hey, hey, yeah, come on, pop her heels off and and Joey goes everything. Okay, her sister comes and goes. What I was like yeah, yeah, yeah, she's got to go home. Here comes our other manager, clay, she's got to go the fuck out Da da da, da, hey, hey, hey, clay, I got it.
Speaker 1:I got it, she's on her way. She's on her way, I got it. So we get her out. I ask her where, and I was praying to God, this was your spot, yo right. So I put you in an Uber and I said hey, someone's got to check on this. Your sister gets in an Uber with you and y'all go home for the night.
Speaker 2:Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was great.
Speaker 2:Oh my gosh, great. Well, that has to be a different night than when I walked home.
Speaker 1:Oh no.
Speaker 2:That's that night.
Speaker 1:No, it has to be different night.
Speaker 2:No that's a different night Because I remember when you walked home, because I tried to leave in my lingerie. Like walk out the front doors.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I was like I'm a little. If I get that, fuck this place in my soul, I'm going to say it and I'm going to leave. Yeah, and I remember waking up and I had this big gash out my ankle, on my little ankle bone. I was like, hmm, I remember when I'm walking on the street, I remember hitting it. Obviously I was so drunk it didn't faze me, but I remember being like damn. Then I wake up the next day and I was like there's a gash out of my foot. What happened? Nikki told me again. I embarrassed her. I tried to walk home and then they had to help me get my clothes on.
Speaker 2:And then I still ended up walking home Like I don't know, but yeah.
Speaker 5:Yo, you don't even seem like that kind of person right now.
Speaker 1:Really she's not anymore. Not anymore, at least.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but you know, and at the time when I was doing all, this like I had a lot going on in my personal life, like I'm at the point where, you know, my mom is sober, I'm stable, I'm not dependent on this lifestyle, I don't have to put myself in positions where anything about me is being disrespected. But when I was in this part of my life, this was my livelihood and there were things that I was working through but not working through. You know what I'm saying and I was just going through the motions, like if you piss me off, that's it, let's roll, because I didn't have anything to lose.
Speaker 3:Like.
Speaker 2:I really didn't and I was ready to let it out on somebody. But I am really a collected person, so and I for the most, if I'm not drinking like Sober.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm saying? Sober, I'm chill you could spit on me.
Speaker 2:damn near I'd look at you crazy.
Speaker 1:No, no, spit on me, it's a wrap.
Speaker 5:It's a little bit, I'd rip it, I'd rip it, you kind of seem like the kind of person, though, after all these stories, that'll carry some brass knuckles in your purse or some shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean, like you don't want to mess with me, like you don't, I've been, I live in my car, not the regular ones, the ones that are spiked out. Like then I'd be licking them, I'd be sucking them.
Speaker 5:Oh, my Like. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:Like, but that's where I don't put. I don't like to be in situations where that part of me has to come out because I scare myself.
Speaker 5:I really don't. You're scaring me and these are just stories.
Speaker 1:I'm trying to tell you, trying to tell you, not saying her and Adrian should go one-on-one cause that's two different weight classes bud. Well, they don't even know each other do they Nah not at all yeah, but I'm just saying if we had to put them in the ring together I mean she's, uh, you're a short, a short girl.
Speaker 5:I mean you're what like five, three on?
Speaker 2:the ground, but I'm quick to the ground.
Speaker 1:I don't know this. That girl's a hot 5, 8 and all the ones she's 5 8. Yeah, 170. 170. She said yeah, 170.
Speaker 2:I might be 5'3.
Speaker 1:I'm about 145 now that's a different weight class.
Speaker 5:Yeah, that's different that won't match up yeah, that's a.
Speaker 1:That's a bantam weight. You don't want to be over there, out here playing in light heavyweight you know what I mean.
Speaker 5:Max over here trying to organize fucking boxing matches.
Speaker 1:Man, what the fuck. We might be able to put a little Box and Max in. Max we Trust.
Speaker 5:Honestly, you might as well just call it Trust. That's why I said red, because once you get pissed, all you see is red All you see is red.
Speaker 2:I love that.
Speaker 1:See, but now you've grown, you've elevated from that lifestyle.
Speaker 2:Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 1:I know I've known for a while that you've done music. You've moved on. I know you still do pole here and there at the house for fun.
Speaker 2:Yeah, at the house for fun, for fun.
Speaker 1:But like what's up with your music stuff right now?
Speaker 2:Right now I'm just in school fighting for my life. I mean, everybody's a musician until you go to school for it, you know, and I'm so grateful that I put myself in the program that I'm in, but my creativity has had a noose around it for a minute which has been difficult for me as a creative person, like I'm wrestling with this relationship. I want the degree, I want these things, but I don't need any of that to do what I want to do?
Speaker 5:What's the degree that you're going for?
Speaker 2:Audio production, so everything that we're doing right now you know learning about it. And then what gets me is music theory. I'm good with the software. I'm good with the actual mixing and mix down and production. What gets me is music theory because it's a language.
Speaker 2:Reading the notes yeah, reading the notes. You know, not only are you reading the notes, you're reading seven to 15 different scales that are interchangeable with each other, finding the relationship with them and then being able to understand how they communicate, based off of you know where they are in the scale. And I'm online, I'm a very in-person person, I'm a very visual learner. I like group interaction. So being isolated in that, in that, uh, learning has just it's been hard.
Speaker 5:That's tough. Why do you have to go to college for that? I mean? Like you said you don't have to, why are you?
Speaker 2:Great question, because I was in a place where I didn't have a lot of direction and I also had that. You know, if I'm going to do it, I'm going to do it, I'm going to do something, and I know that this is something I like. I know that this is something I'm super passionate about. I just did it. I was like, and it's been a huge part of getting me disciplined, of having deadlines, of getting my life in order, because it was a train wreck. I came out of a really tough situation and I was a little all over the place, and so it's really helped me get myself like in a place where, like I said, those deadlines getting on track you know what I'm saying Having things that being held accountable, you know things that make you feel like, okay, I did the hard work, I ate the frog.
Speaker 2:It's a confidence boost, for sure. You know what I'm saying. And then also, just, I love to study. Whether I'm in school or not, in school I'm going to be learning something. So I just took a chance. I think I was 22 when I started. My sister was still halfway living with me, halfway, not.
Speaker 5:And I was like Do you have any music we can listen to?
Speaker 2:I have one song on Apple Music.
Speaker 5:All right, what's it?
Speaker 2:called. It's called Delivery Flawless by FOF Immortal and. I wrote this in like 20 minutes and I still lived with that girl. That was crazy and I didn't have you know actually that's another segment for another time but she robbed me, y'all. She robbed me, stole like my social security card, stole everything that I left in that room, and so this was like right when I got my sister.
Speaker 5:I'm going to need a little bit more than that. It's Delivery Flawless by.
Speaker 3:FOF.
Speaker 2:All one word.
Speaker 5:FOF.
Speaker 2:Immortal.
Speaker 5:Immortal FOF. Immortal is one word.
Speaker 2:And that's freedom of fear. That's what has gotten me where I'm at. That's what has gotten me where I'm at. It's just if you're scared of something, that's going to teach you who you are, and you just got to do it, I got it.
Speaker 5:It's on Spotify too, right.
Speaker 2:I think, so I got it right here. Oh, this is so funny Y'all going to see me when I had short hair.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm looking at the concept art. Yeah, god see, told you, slim Shady, shit bro.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 5:Yeah, shit, we got a Spotify rock star on Emax. We trust. Come on, come on the heart, doing what is right versus doing what is easy.
Speaker 3:I know this shit gets hard, but I will not let it defeat me. Keep my goals in sight inside this hole cause. Time is creeping and I won't be alright, because I get to know my demons Every day. I wonder what the hell lies on the surface. Am I here for fun, or did I come here with a purpose?
Speaker 1:Might just be the fear.
Speaker 3:But I am getting pretty nervous and I'm behind the wheel. I can't run out, okay.
Speaker 4:That's not bad right. I'm not mad at that.
Speaker 3:Lyrics the bars. One, two, three, four. Hey, we got a problem. It's all a second of bonds. I'm stepping regardless. I'm delivering flowers. I'm not going to come. It's all a second of bonds. How hard do you work when no one's looking in the kitchen? If you're a reporter, are you a reporter?
Speaker 1:Slim Shady original Bro. I'm telling you, this is where we were at with it at the time.
Speaker 5:I was trying to like zoom into it, damn dog.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 5:That doesn't even look like you, no more.
Speaker 2:I know In a way, in a lot of ways, it's not.
Speaker 1:This is where I met her. That's where you met her. This is the version we knew.
Speaker 2:She had the I don't even know what you call these up top.
Speaker 1:No, she didn't have that at the time.
Speaker 2:No, that was just a style, yeah Well check out FOF Immortal on.
Speaker 5:Spotify yeah.
Speaker 1:That was sick Are we going to get new music.
Speaker 2:At some point. But right now I am actually working on a project where, in my hometown in Virginia, I'm doing a Food for Thought podcast. Where you can find me on YouTube and I also talk about. You know my life as stripping. I mean, I got baptized in February. There's this whole, you know, like my faith is. I mean I always had a relationship when I was going through like the dark times. But I was really angry at God.
Speaker 1:Valid.
Speaker 2:And I mean it has just taught me so much and it has really healed a huge part of the things that I was struggling with Beating people up in a locker room you know what I'm saying Things that were just wrestling in my heart, and so this is just a whole new time.
Speaker 1:Brings you a whole new sense of peace. Yeah, yeah, you know what I'm going to ask. I got time. What's your dating life look like now?
Speaker 5:Nothing, why. What happened to that guy Steve? Was it Steve?
Speaker 2:That's my friend, that's my homeboy. Oh, okay, just you know.
Speaker 1:Steve. Steve don't got a chance in here.
Speaker 2:No. As long as I'm breathing he has no chance. You know what I?
Speaker 2:mean Come on, does Max have been friends for a really long time and I'm the type of person I don't trust easily Anybody that I have potentially dated. There's got to be a friendship there. I have too much stuff that I've been through to not be who I've been and who I am for any relationship. There's no relationship that would ever come into my life and there be restraints on. You can't say this, you can't't be this, you can't go through these things because I just don't believe in that that's valid, max you do have a ring in your pocket that you've been looking to place on a finger.
Speaker 1:I do. Sadly, it's a ring pop, but we're not talking about that.
Speaker 5:I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1:I was gonna save that for later for me but whatever, bro.
Speaker 1:I'm fucking around. What is it when it comes to men? Was gonna save that for later for me, but whatever, bro, I'm fucking around, but no, but like what? What is it when it comes to men? Obviously, during your days of dancing, the type of men are different than what you're getting approached with now. Absolutely, is it easier to navigate now or do you still have those guards up as if you were dancing back then? Because, cause I know I know when, looking at you at back then, when it came to that you were very guarded.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think I am learning how to be unguarded, but it's still a struggle for me. Like I am a bro, like I have I love. I love good men in my life, but I don't. It's going to really take a special person to to bring that real softness out of me. But because I've never even been there, I think the man that does do that for me. I'm not going anywhere.
Speaker 5:Oh, he's stuck Are you going to bring up the fact that you danced before?
Speaker 2:Absolutely yeah.
Speaker 4:I mean because, if I'm willing to say that here, they're going to have to accept you for all of you right.
Speaker 2:Exactly, and if I'm willing to come online and do these things, I don't change who I am outside of here.
Speaker 2:You're going to know who I am, because, at the end of the day, there's a lot of people who are in situations that I have been in, that made the decisions that led them to where they were, and you have to have hope. There were times in that, in that place, where I didn't have hope. I didn't know. I, like you, know when you're, when you're in certain places, it's really easy to say okay, well, well, now, these are the things I've done, this is the box I have to stay in that's not.
Speaker 2:That's. The only person that can judge you is not on this earth. So you know we go through things so that way they can shape us to who we are. And then I want to tell young women where it's very encouraged to. You know, get into this type of lifestyle. It's not a career. Your looks do fade. You do want to be a respectful, presentable woman when you're young and influential. These situations you can go through. You know they can really have an impact on your mental health, how you view yourself, all types of things. So it's not for everybody.
Speaker 1:Because I've always said that, like dancing-wise, it's tough, instant gratification but it instills that I can get what I want because I'm pretty.
Speaker 2:Yeah, absolutely, but there's going to come a time, like you said looks will fade.
Speaker 1:And now what? Now?
Speaker 4:what?
Speaker 1:Because now you're not getting pretty chick purchases no more.
Speaker 2:And now you're going and seeing people that might actually have something to offer you in your life and value you outside of that exchange and value you outside of that exchange and you're so blinded by that relationship, that dynamic, that you don't even notice when somebody's genuine to you. Facts and when there's something that is not. You could never buy a good friendship with money or someone that's going to look out for you, a mentor, you know, what I'm saying?
Speaker 2:Just anybody. People will come into your life. They'll see that light in you and if you're so guarded or you're looking to take advantage of somebody, there goes your opportunity and that's you know. You don't ever want to get in a position where you're missing out on opportunities that could set you up for the rest of your life, because you're looking at what's in front of you right now.
Speaker 1:Valid, because I mean you missed out on a good opportunity over here, but For a 24-year-old.
Speaker 5:You don't speak like one. You speak like you're 34. I mean shit. The amount of wisdom that you have is admirable. I mean for you to go through everything that you went through and learn the life lessons, because most people won't learn those lessons. They'll go through them but they'll forget them.
Speaker 2:Yeah well, it's not about what you've been through, it's about what you do with it. Nobody has to be a victim of themselves, because mercy renews you in the morning.
Speaker 5:Try again, you know, hit that reset button, let's go.
Speaker 2:Come on.
Speaker 5:All over again, yeah.
Speaker 2:Run it and like you wake up. You do really awesome stuff, like with football. You have a lot of accomplishments under your belt. Like you know these things, you don't? You said something earlier which is like I'm the best and like anything that you do in life, you're the best. That's not just like for this one area of your life.
Speaker 2:You wake up, you change your thing tomorrow. What are you doing here? You're the best, Like that's a very admirable quality. That's something that a few people are really okay with being comfortable where they're at and it you have to bring that out of you to be the best, even on the days you don't want to be, and that's you have to be comfortable being uncomfortable.
Speaker 5:That's really what it boils down to. Doing things that take you out of your comfort zone make you grow as an individual, and learning from your past makes you grow as an individual. I'm really happy that you said that you got baptized. That's awesome. I've yet to be baptized.
Speaker 4:I am Christian, though my parents were like you know what?
Speaker 5:We ain't gonna spend the money on this motherfucker. I was like okay.
Speaker 2:Well, I wanted to for a really long time when I was here, and it wasn't until I got back to Virginia, where I found a local church.
Speaker 1:That's not on your time. No, it's not on your time. That is a very when the spirit catch you in the head, then you know.
Speaker 2:He will wrestle you.
Speaker 1:I mean, oh, he wrestled me, you can't run.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, and you know you can't have it any other way. Like you just get purified. When he says like this, is this like all the things you've been through in life, right? You get told by certain people this is who I am. You believe these systems. When you get a relationship with the Lord, he will rewrite your whole heart. He will rewrite your whole story, everything you've ever thought about yourself. He's forgiven you for Everything that you've ever like held against yourself. You're not. You know, as long as you have him, you're good You're good, so good, so good, and yeah so.
Speaker 1:There you go, See. So now I'm waiting on his marriage. I'm waiting to see you walk down the aisle. Well catch us.
Speaker 5:You already said you got a ring in that pocket dog.
Speaker 1:I tell you what she deserve better than a ring.
Speaker 5:pop you know what I mean? Yeah, you know, what I mean.
Speaker 1:She got to at least give me the first date.
Speaker 5:first, because if shely eaters I don't know who James is. That's the real reason why they got into that little spat dog. This ain't going to work.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm saying, hey look, take it to a seafood boil or like a chicken wing spot. That's all you need to know, yeah.
Speaker 5:We're at a restaurant in Sarasota.
Speaker 1:And you know, maybe that's the real reason, not the seating arrangement. Maybe she was like we saw you get down and surfing, was like, nah, we're not gonna do this it was the calamari.
Speaker 2:We didn't even make it to the main meal.
Speaker 1:Oh, you can't fuck up calamari. Oh, I mean, there's waste no, there's waste is it fried calamari yeah oh, you can't fuck it up. You get a little dip. Call it a day, but we'll be right back One more segment, one more segment. Whatever, my bad Segment Segment we're back Before Sean gets rolling on this, new York Knicks roll Now. Miss Kayla, I love my last part of the segment.
Speaker 4:Let's go Bucs.
Speaker 1:Fuck them. No, I'm not going to say that because there's a couple of players I want on the show, but Shiloh, we have a segment where we like to ask our guests some questions. Okay, and the audience asks. Audience asks questions.
Speaker 2:Okay, oh, okay, okay.
Speaker 5:And let's shout out the audience members as well. Okay, just to give them a little bit of.
Speaker 1:We'll give them a little plug here and there. Give them a little bit of. We'll give him a little plug here and there. We'll give him a little plug here and there. Let me see what we got. Let me go back. I'm going to screenshot because I needed to do it, because I damn sure we were going to forget, and I know we're going to get some good answers out of Miss Dawson. Oh, definitely.
Speaker 4:Oh, my God Miss.
Speaker 5:Dawson, you know what that is you, and was it Rose Rose?
Speaker 1:Rose, yeah.
Speaker 5:Yeah, she had red hair though.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Miss LorraineMarie77, please describe the stress slash, pressure of achieving professional and personal goals, and what do you feel that difference is for men and women? That was a good one, damn right.
Speaker 2:That is a good one. That was a good question. I was ready, that was good. Okay, read it to me one more time.
Speaker 1:the difference between the stress and pressure of achieving professional and personal goals for men or women for your case, women.
Speaker 2:She had this set up for this one so for women, I think, um, I mean, I think we'd all agree that we live in a fast-paced society. We have all these cameras, time. I am a strong believer that, like because we have so much access to, like the Internet, we've almost sped up time Right when you're to ask every American if you had like four extra hours a day, do you think you'd be more satisfied Because there is so much pressure to to be highly achieving? To be highly achieving, I mean I'd say with women. I've been both red-pilled and blue-pilled, where you know, my goal is to have a family you know, do those things.
Speaker 2:I like to make bread. I made bread this year for the first time. I feel like such a lady.
Speaker 1:We didn't get enough croissants or nothing.
Speaker 2:That's crazy. You know, maybe I got you later there you later.
Speaker 2:Thank you, and it's like, I think, with women. You know you're not going to win regardless. So live the life that you want. Figure out what's important to you and don't listen to the opinions of other people, because really what matters is that you feel like you're being diligent to the life that you want to live. If you don't know you know who you are or what you want to do try out a bunch of stuff until you figure out what doesn't work. The pressure for having children is high. The pressure for not having children is high. You think this way. You think that way. You're going to get scrutinized regardless.
Speaker 1:So have a good group of people around you that check you in private and live your life there you go and live your life there you go. I live for that. See, we got some wholesome questions today. Okay, where do girls go to find guys and then there's one.
Speaker 4:It's a question for me as well, for the host, so that men know where to hang out.
Speaker 5:That's a good one.
Speaker 1:Fun fact that came from Omnia.
Speaker 5:That's a good one that came from an Omnia Blue customer, Troy. I mean, you ain't finding them at grocery stores, are you?
Speaker 1:Ooh man, what you can find women at a grocery store.
Speaker 2:Well, no, it's where women can find them.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, where?
Speaker 2:do you go to?
Speaker 1:find men Me Other than in Max. We Trust.
Speaker 2:Other than in Max we Trust. I don't really go out of my way to look for a man, really Okay. So then how about let's rephrase it when?
Speaker 5:is the most the place where you have met a man that you were least expecting to meet a man Valid.
Speaker 2:That's a really good. Okay, that's a really good question. There was a lecture that I went to one year Actually, it was like at the B, it's like the middle of last year and there was a kind of lecture you got to be.
Speaker 2:it was it was a Jordan Peterson lecture. So like I'm into psych, I'm into you know, I I love Peterson. He's controversial in all the ways but he has, like, really diligently helped me get my life together, and so I've seen him twice, I have all his books. And seen him twice, I have all his books. And, uh, I was.
Speaker 2:I drove all the way from florida to virginia to go take my friend to a lecture and it was like a yeah, it was 14 hour drive and I was like he already went through all of the tampa stops. So I was like, well, I'll go to richmond. And when I was leaving the richmond venue there was a gentleman. He was mean, really did sweep me off my feet. It was kind of like a little movie moment where there was like some other girl there that, like I didn't know, looked at each other a couple times and then the bro in me just couldn't not approach him because he wasn't making a move.
Speaker 1:Oh, so you approached him, I approached him.
Speaker 2:And I was like you know what are you doing, whatever. And then I saw that there was a girl. He already got my number and I was like you know, if you want to like, send me a text, whatever.
Speaker 2:So I'm leaving, me and my friend, we're going to get food, regardless of whether or not he shows up, got it and on the way, like we're driving away from this like venue, and he's. He's running around the side of this building with his suit, jacket, coat, like a movie, and later to find out he was looking for me, which I was like I didn't even know he was looking for me. I yelled out the window.
Speaker 1:I yelled out something like Please tell me you cat called him. I did, I love you, I did.
Speaker 2:I was like Nice, butt, no, I was like. I was like uh, no, I was like uh, if you're done with her, call me or something like that, because like I mean, like he's running around with nobody and he was very, he's so handsome and uh what do you look like?
Speaker 1:He had a black guy, Spanish guy.
Speaker 2:He was actually, so he confused me, but he was fair skinned but, he wasn't like white you know, what. I'm saying he was Jewish.
Speaker 1:Oh, European type shit yeah Foreign.
Speaker 2:Very handsome, beautiful, like kind of curly hair like nice hair, beautiful smile, absolutely. And then, like I wasn't really, like I was just having fun until when we were at dinner, he told me that he went to, he went to, he went somewhere overseas. Russia no, his college impressed me and I was like Oxford. It was, it was Oxford. He was like I studied at Oxford and I was like now, I'm interested now we're talking and uh yeah, and so we saw each other for a few months.
Speaker 2:He was younger than me, so it just was never gonna work out.
Speaker 1:It was fun, but how much fun did we have we had a lot of fun a lot of fun he had never had fun before you took his fun card, I don't know.
Speaker 2:He told me that he had had fun before, but by the way he acted, he you took his fun card.
Speaker 5:That's what we're gonna call it just saying the word fun.
Speaker 1:She took his virginity. There you go, let's talk about it. That's kind of what it sounds like yeah, what's that like for women? Because I know for me I refuse to take virginities.
Speaker 2:I refuse. I mean realistically. I didn't know, like I asked him, like it was after the fact.
Speaker 1:Five minutes of heavy breathing, done. See you later more.
Speaker 2:That was more dixon style two minutes like and nervous. I mean like he was really nervous, paranoid, like are you gonna take a plan b, whatever?
Speaker 4:and I was just like no, like you should have asked me that before, because like I'm not the type of woman that's gonna put hormones in my body to do anything like I know what's going on, and that's enough we're gonna let jesus take the wheel on this one like I'm not doing that to my body anyway
Speaker 5:I bought a couple of those.
Speaker 2:They're terrible. They're so bad for women.
Speaker 5:Well, I said a couple, that's two.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 5:Okay.
Speaker 1:That's cool. I tried not to. You know what's really bad for women Kids, kids with somebody you don't really want to fuck with? For real?
Speaker 5:Yeah, that's true, that's even worse. That's true, that's worse. You know what?
Speaker 1:That's tough, like you have a kid with someone who's like. Good luck with that.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Good luck with that.
Speaker 5:You're not talking about your baby mama.
Speaker 1:Not I. Okay good, I'm acting it, baby. I'm acting a parent around this thing, acting a parent around this thing.
Speaker 5:Oh, what's the next? Oh, I know that look From it's Sierra.
Speaker 1:would you rather have nipples the size of a dick or a dick the size of nipples, Mm hmm, yes. Would you rather have nipples the size of a dick or a dick?
Speaker 5:the size of nipples. That was, that was confusing. Hey, are you talking?
Speaker 1:about like I don't I look. Look man, I can't interpret, I'm just reading what I got.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I guess you gotta get creative on this question, okay, okay.
Speaker 1:Would you rather have like super long nipples? Or, you know, have a dick that's like this big, like a nipple. I mean, look, I'd rather have the long nipples.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I can deal with the long nipple.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm saying you can put a bra on, no one will ever know I mean honestly.
Speaker 2:As long as you're treating me right in every other area, I accept it.
Speaker 5:Like.
Speaker 2:I'm not one of them.
Speaker 5:So then it's the length.
Speaker 1:Valid? Is that what it is? Yeah, the length of it. That's what that question is. Yeah, I'm assuming, because when I think we're talking about the nipple.
Speaker 2:The titty nipple joint Like the nipple.
Speaker 1:The nipple itself, like you got a long nipple. Oh God, that'd be tough, could you imagine? No, I can't A girl's got a seven-inch nipple when it gets hard. That's crazy.
Speaker 2:Like that is crazy, but honestly I've never seen it before.
Speaker 5:So you know, Damn, what kind of fucking question is that, Bro yeah?
Speaker 1:bro, it's Tiffany Iceberg. Shit here. Okay, what was?
Speaker 5:her name, the one that suggested it.
Speaker 1:It's Sierra it's.
Speaker 5:Sierra. What the fuck, bro? Yeah, what the fuck, it's Sierra.
Speaker 2:I feel like she's an artist.
Speaker 1:She's a creative soul.
Speaker 5:We'll leave it there, she's going to be like yeah, I'll Seven-inch nipple maybe?
Speaker 1:Hey, hey, since we're talking about sizes, let's talk about it as a woman. What's the ideal size? Oh God, fair question.
Speaker 5:It's a valid question. I felt like it was a.
Speaker 2:That's a valid question. I feel like I've never been like One. I've never been with somebody super small.
Speaker 1:So I don't even know what I would do in that.
Speaker 5:What is super small, I mean like below four, below five.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm saying. You're not rocking crazy, but I'm not going to make you feel bad about nothing. You know what I'm saying. If I like a person, I like them for them, whatever.
Speaker 5:So what's the average?
Speaker 2:Average is probably what that five, six, like I have different standards, but we'll continue. Good for you max by nash, but by like yeah you know, y'all know, y'all know. You know what my people are known for continue okay yeah, robin people that too but it's like you know, robin people, I mean, it's one of the like you know, you hear women say like this is like this is good sometimes, and then like there's boyfriend dick and there's like stuff you can take every day you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 5:that's not gonna mess it up. What's boyfriend?
Speaker 2:dick, I don't know like for me personally I don't know, I mean, I like, I like a little girth, don't no spaghetti noodles. I like pasta, but not like that much. And, um, like, you really just have to know how to work yourself. Like. I know my body, if you're just railing like, if your goal is to like be up and like that's, you know, maybe one time I'm not gonna be mad at it, but not every time. That's crazy.
Speaker 2:Like you know you gotta have rhythm, take your time like don't try to act like you don't have inches, you don't. I said it, it's fine. Is music playing in the background? Depends on how much I like you.
Speaker 1:This is a one-time wham bam thank you.
Speaker 5:No, this is boyfriend. Oh yeah, yeah, we were talking about boyfriend, boyfriend.
Speaker 1:Lit candles all night.
Speaker 2:There can be. I don't know my relationship. I haven't dated nobody in a long time, so the last time that I really had a really good time, I was teaching somebody the ropes. It was.
Speaker 1:Was it Buddy?
Speaker 2:It was the runaway groom over there.
Speaker 5:We was in the In Virginia. Yo, he's a runner.
Speaker 2:He's a track star. I'm about to air myself out because I think this is so funny. He said I know a spot. I said perfect.
Speaker 1:Love that for you.
Speaker 2:Okay, nice, tell me why we pull up to his high school, his high school parking lot. I said I've never been here before, this is the first. And I was like, honestly, I wasn, I wasn't gonna be picky, I knew what time it was and we're not supposed to be here.
Speaker 2:It's kind of part of the fun, right like I didn't get out much in high school like I had too. I had too much family stuff going on. I had one boyfriend that was crazy drug addict he was, he was nuts, he was enough for me. So I didn't like, I didn't have no real fun. You know, I was like it's dangerous school. I was like, hmm, it's dangerous.
Speaker 4:Whatever?
Speaker 2:It was, and for him I'm sure it just felt crazy it felt crazy.
Speaker 5:We're back in the old stomping grounds. I'm like waiting for the punchline where she's like, yeah, he was 17.
Speaker 2:No, he was 22. Oh okay, Making sure you check that ID.
Speaker 2:Yeah stealing virginity going to a high school spot. You fuck around being the same cell as Diddy. You know what I mean? I don't know. He yeah, he lied to his parents when he was hanging out with me and that's where I was like he might have been younger than 22, because once I was 22, I'm not explaining shit like why don't you fuck, I'm not lying about nothing. Not only were they Jewish, so it was like, oh, he's not supposed to touch you period oh, he's not gonna touch you yeah you're the white devil.
Speaker 5:Oh, that's what that was. You were that forbidden fruit that's what that he ate.
Speaker 1:That fruit did he?
Speaker 5:eat that fruit? That's a no, yeah, I don't think so. Not well enough to be, remembered no.
Speaker 2:No, but yeah.
Speaker 1:then I was like I'm going to just so technically you have teacher vibes, because you taught him the ropes at high school.
Speaker 3:For sure oh fuck, just put it out there For sure.
Speaker 5:And we're unsure whether he was 17 or 22. Yeah, we don't know his age.
Speaker 1:We can't confirm nor deny that we're going to hope for your sake.
Speaker 5:This is all allegedly by the way, all allegedly, this is all allegedly. This is a pretty funny conversation.
Speaker 1:Really hoping that he was like at least 18. Me too, because that was when.
Speaker 2:I learned my puppy lesson Like never again will I be with a puppy. There's nothing in me that could ever be with a puppy.
Speaker 5:Unless you want to do all the work you know.
Speaker 2:I had to learn which, like I'm a big sister, I'm a go-getter. You know, I don't mind at all taking a little control here.
Speaker 3:Really.
Speaker 2:Like every now and again, Every now and again, every now and again. But get you somebody who knows what they're doing.
Speaker 5:But yeah, yeah, that you know kind of like a Max or somebody. You know what I mean. He's got that ring in his pocket. Still Been around the block once or twice.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know I wouldn't be. I've got decent Yelp reviews over here. The Yelp is crazy. Call it what you want, but I wouldn't be mad at it. You know what I mean. One time for the one time.
Speaker 5:So what I got was not huge. Some girth and knows what they're doing.
Speaker 1:But what's too big, let's talk about it. What's too big? Where is it? Where, like?
Speaker 4:You gotta throw numbers out there.
Speaker 1:A nine. A nine is where you're capping A nine is like I mean one time.
Speaker 2:Never want to talk to you again, Because that's crazy.
Speaker 5:That's good news for all us folks out there. With the time, Shrimp gang baby.
Speaker 2:No, like I really like nine inches is I don't know, I can't. I don't really be in the streets, but just too much.
Speaker 1:That's smaller than nine.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like that's fine, that's not nine inches.
Speaker 1:I said it's smaller than smaller. So this, right here you're good, like from the top to the fine, that's not nine inches. I said it's smaller than yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's smaller.
Speaker 2:So this, right here you're good Like from the top to the bottom.
Speaker 5:That's good With the girth like that.
Speaker 2:Uh, no, Not that girthy. I mean the smallest point of it, yeah.
Speaker 1:You're good, yeah, you're okay right now.
Speaker 5:Valid Boyfriend dick right there.
Speaker 1:You're welcome.
Speaker 5:So basically, a cucumber.
Speaker 2:A small one, don't give me any ideas.
Speaker 1:Get you a cucumber. What's that movie with Tom Hanks?
Speaker 5:She buys, like the wine, yeah.
Speaker 1:What's the movie with Tom Hanks? Castaway? Oh wait, no yeah, castaway's the movie with Tom Hanks.
Speaker 5:Castaway.
Speaker 1:I would have known oh wait, no yeah, castaway it is where he's got the volleyball that you named Wilson or something like that. We got you, we'll get you a cucumber. We'll set you up on a date with Buddy. Say no more, got you covered, we'll put Oxford on it. Yeah, we'll get him an Oxford. You know what I mean? Give a diploma.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:Got you.
Speaker 2:I'd be in there like swimwear. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:You already were. Well, he was for two minutes.
Speaker 4:Two minutes, however long he was in there. Hey, buddy.
Speaker 1:Congratulations. Well, that's what she said. She said two minutes, two minutes, yeah.
Speaker 5:Damn. So that five minute guy is looking real good. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:Ready, ready If a dude. If we're talking about that song, I don't want no minute man, yeah, okay, if Do you want me to play it? No?
Speaker 5:no, no, you're good.
Speaker 1:But if you're a minute man right and buddy lasts five minutes, it's five times better than that guy.
Speaker 5:Yeah, you know what? Now I got to ask how big was five-minute huffing and puffing guy.
Speaker 1:Ooh, I'm calling five. I don't even know that guy I'm going to call five. It's a hot five and a confident five.
Speaker 5:I mean, and you got to think about old dick is probably not as hard as young dick, right?
Speaker 1:So it's probably like hey, that's wild, because once I hit that age, man, viagra, viagra, going to get my money.
Speaker 5:Seattle is gold, all of them.
Speaker 1:And I'm going to mix them all together and hope for the best.
Speaker 5:You can see that he's in a cold drink, just fucking mixing the whole thing.
Speaker 1:Man, she's taking protein shakes. It's something like a protein shake. It's something like a protein shake boy.
Speaker 5:He's going to be at the gym just like working out all these bitches walking by and just like what's in that protein shake.
Speaker 2:Wouldn't you like?
Speaker 5:to know. Hey look, I'm telling you.
Speaker 1:Chad Johnson used to say he played with Viagra before a game.
Speaker 5:Really.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he played with Viagra before the games Can't stop a man running on three legs. Is that why he did a?
Speaker 5:front flip into the end zone.
Speaker 1:Call it what it is. That third one gave him that bounce. You know what I mean. Couldn't be me.
Speaker 5:We got some more questions from the audience or what.
Speaker 1:I do, I'm glad you asked I don't know why we went on a dick tangent. I don't know how we got there.
Speaker 5:It's okay, we're here today, but in Max we trust. This is what happens, this happens.
Speaker 1:Like now you have to marry me because I would never tell anybody else he sings. I have to marry you now. Call it. I can't say this person because I don't know.
Speaker 5:Is it somebody people?
Speaker 1:know, or what it's somebody.
Speaker 5:Well, if you got to omit the name, let's omit the name.
Speaker 1:I'll leave the name out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is the wildest thing you've ever done in your dancer life?
Speaker 5:Oh, I've been wanting to ask that question Thank God, the audience asked.
Speaker 2:Yeah, good question. It was probably when I and this was, I mean, I was a baby.
Speaker 5:This was when I was living with that girl. Not literally a baby for you folks out there, no, like I used to be a baby, but this isn't when I was actually a baby.
Speaker 2:Baby, don't get your hopes up up anyway. So I was living with this girl. She was terrible influence. But one day she wakes me up. I mean like I have a lung infection I'm sick, like I'm stressed out. It wasn't feeling good. She wakes me up and she's like yo. This guy bought us plane tickets to california oh damn and I had like 150 in my bank account, but I also had never been to california so we're rolling and I was. Well, she wakes me up at like 1, flight leaves at 4.
Speaker 2:So we had to go and it was in Orlando, so we had to drive an hour plus to get there, so I had maybe 10 minutes to make the decision. It was already bought so I was like, whatever, well, when I get there? That was when I realized I was in a position where she was tricking, like I realized I was in a position where she was tricking Like I didn't know, you didn't know you were young.
Speaker 2:I didn't know anything. I couldn't even buy a beer. You know what I'm saying, like 20. Straight out the gate, and that was definitely like the craziest thing. Like I woke up one day. Okay, so we're in this guy's house. She's being weird. I was like you know what I'm going to do, my due diligence, I know what's going on, so I'm with her. I'm like that's where I feel comfortable, we'll have some fun, sure Together. And then she like wakes me up, whatever. After I like fell asleep, she's like we got to go. I'm like what do you mean? We got to go? She, mind you, I was 20 years old, she was like 32, I think. And she said you know, I got a hotel down the road. We got to go. I was like whatever you say, you know get a car.
Speaker 1:I'm with you. We're rolling.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we're rolling and we get to the hotel. She paid for it online. This grown woman didn't have a debit card, so when they say I need a security deposit for $100, which?
Speaker 4:every hotel I've ever been to in my life has that same routine, same policy.
Speaker 2:She's like I don't have a debit card. I said, well, I'm not sleeping on the streets of LA, here's my debit card. And then we're there for two days. She's on the BLK app just finding randoms. What's BLK?
Speaker 1:You find black singles over there, baby. Yeah, it's like Tinder for black people.
Speaker 5:Yeah, purely black people, just black people.
Speaker 4:Can't be no other race and get in there.
Speaker 5:That's why I don't know, about it.
Speaker 4:That's cool.
Speaker 2:And I didn't know about it until her. And so like, mind you, I'm sick. This whole time I'm sleeping on the corner of the bed, like I mean we got a queen size bed on the pillow. I wake up out of my sleep. She's having sex like on top of me, like I woke up behind my eyes. I mean pissed. I was so mad I had to take a second before I responded because I needed to make sure I knew what was going on. When I pop up out the bed I'm like I just start cussing her. I'm like are you, are you kidding me right now? I got to go sleep on the other side of the bed because you got to be on top of me. It was crazy. And then that's where I met my first little P-I-M-P. On that trip I told him after two days. I said I need you to send me home. This ain't for me, great guy. Like, seriously, I could have ended up in a bag in a hallway somewhere and I learned very quickly. But that was my first experience like that.
Speaker 2:I was kind of dancing, but that's hands down the craziest thing, I mean, I had to call my mom and ask and, mind you, my mom was not in a good place. I had to call her and say hey, can you pay my car insurance? I had to give up this pimp on my money.
Speaker 1:I can't imagine I had to give him all this money for the flight. What are you talking?
Speaker 5:about Sorry, mom Give him the money to take you to the airport. Just didn't let us be no.
Speaker 2:No, Because we stayed at his house after we were at the hotel. Okay, okay, okay Because she wasn't making any money. I wasn't doing nothing.
Speaker 5:Well, he wasn't pimping you.
Speaker 2:Well, he wanted to yeah.
Speaker 5:I know.
Speaker 2:But he didn't.
Speaker 5:The blonde-haired, blue-eyed chick.
Speaker 2:No no, no, I just didn't know anything. But I'm, you know, I'm also very analytical. I'm asking him all these questions. I'm like what are you even talking about? But like, let me know, I'll make an informed decision right now. I didn't know. And then I was like, yeah, this definitely is not for me. He had me on a flight that afternoon.
Speaker 5:Wow, motherfucking life, and you're only 24?. Yeah, Damn that's a good question right there.
Speaker 1:That was a good question.
Speaker 5:It is I think we do one more segment in 15 minutes. Okay, say no more.
Speaker 1:All right, we'll do one more segment, and then let's go back with those questions. We ain't max. We trust we're ready, we're ready. Yeah, we need that one. All right, and we are back.
Speaker 5:We're back, we're back and we just came up with a brilliant idea, brilliant idea, we might be taking this thing more than some water.
Speaker 1:I might be the life vest, though we might be on a beach recording this thing.
Speaker 5:You know what? Fuck it.
Speaker 1:I like it, fuck it. I like it, we're going to do it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, call that.
Speaker 1:Call that, call that. We're moving it. We're taking Max, we Trust, out of the studio to the beach. I still want my life vest, though.
Speaker 2:Speaking of the beach I on my podcast. We do Sexy Fridays where you can come see me talk in a bikini or like something nice on Fridays. So, you should find me on Food for Thought with KD.
Speaker 5:I need to. What are you talking about?
Speaker 4:on your podcast.
Speaker 5:Huh, you haven't mentioned your podcast more than I think like this is the second time. What do you talk about on your podcast Same stuff, lifestyle Plunk it right.
Speaker 2:Really just like telling my story. My biggest thing with like everything that I've been through is like I just want to be able to one tell it in a way that's entertaining. Two, I really want to get a script together. I want there to be a film, like I want there to be something.
Speaker 1:There should be a movie about your life. You know what I'm saying? Absolutely.
Speaker 2:Like it would just like the things that I could tell y'all is insane. The lore it would be so good.
Speaker 1:But who would play you? Give us one, but who would play you?
Speaker 2:If you had to pick an actress to play you, I'm just bad.
Speaker 1:Yup, toxic enough to do it.
Speaker 5:Yup, maybe Scar Jo with blonde hair Maybe Okay, or?
Speaker 1:what's that girl that's just in the Sinners movie, haley Steinfeld. Haley Steinfeld in the Sinners movie. Yeah, yeah, with blonde hair, that might do it. I don't know, man Haley.
Speaker 5:Steinfeld looks a little bit different. Well, people sometimes.
Speaker 2:But with blonde it might work, Maybe Like Lily Reinhart.
Speaker 1:Valid.
Speaker 2:Like Lily Reinhart, because I guess they see it.
Speaker 1:I see it a little bit, but you know I don't know who Lily Reinhart is.
Speaker 2:She plays in. What is it Riverdale?
Speaker 1:Riverdale. Yeah, how do you spell Reinhart? R-e-i-n-a-j-r-t, r-e-i-n-a-j-r-t.
Speaker 2:Yeah, okay, which, like I could see it.
Speaker 1:Like oh no, no, go down, go down, go down. Click out of that Up here. Yeah, maybe I could see it there it is. Yeah, I could see that. I could see that.
Speaker 2:I mean, but you can also see the first person that I mentioned right yeah, margot Robbie, please pull her up every time yeah right, yeah, that makes more sense, this makes way more sense, but also From a personality standpoint.
Speaker 5:Scar Jo blonde.
Speaker 2:Oh, I could see it. I could see that too.
Speaker 1:There we go.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 5:Right, but Hailee Steinfeld, I can't see.
Speaker 1:Do we have Hailee Steinfeld as a blonde?
Speaker 5:Well, let's see here, and that's Josh Allen's girlfriend. Hey man, josh.
Speaker 1:Allen might go nuclear this year. Cause in sinners.
Speaker 2:She had to spit in Michael B Jordan's mouth oh, oh no you know what I'm saying you know what I'm saying, yo you know yeah, I mean it's like gorgeous.
Speaker 5:She's drop dead gorgeous. She is a very, very attractive woman.
Speaker 1:And she just went black. So you know what they say.
Speaker 5:No, she didn't. She's with Josh Allen, bro, she went black on the movie.
Speaker 1:I saw the movie. She's a professional. Hey, you call it what you want. Okay, you give it a hot six months. There's going to be a scandal that she hooked up with Michael B Jordan. They, jordan, they're already saying that.
Speaker 2:I'm telling you right now. Any girlfriend I have, she hooked on Michael B Jordan. Not mad at you, Not even mad at you.
Speaker 1:There's like four guys where I'd be like congratulations that you had the chance we got just one person. You get one for the hall pass. I'm ready.
Speaker 5:Hers is Michael B Jordan.
Speaker 1:Valid who's yours though. Margot Robbie. There it is. Who's yours? You're one hall past. You're one that, no matter who you are, if you were in a relationship?
Speaker 5:yeah, we are, we continue.
Speaker 2:Don't be mad at me for this.
Speaker 1:I'm not.
Speaker 2:Probably Matt Rife.
Speaker 4:Okay, you know what he's funny.
Speaker 2:He is funny and he is chiseled. That's a good looking white man.
Speaker 4:He's a beautiful. He's a beautiful white man. Let's pull up Matt Wright real quick. Matt Wright, he's gorgeous Matt.
Speaker 1:Wright is a good looking man. Well, I mean, he's funny, bro, and women love funny guys, right, I know that's what it is. So, matt Wright, let's look at some images.
Speaker 5:But, let's go shirtless, right.
Speaker 2:I have to type in, I don't even Look at this gentleman.
Speaker 5:Come on, I mean, and he can make you laugh.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 5:I mean, I ain't gay, but I'm about to be. You know what I mean. I'd let him take me out on a date.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Which one's yours?
Speaker 5:Max.
Speaker 1:You stop, it, all right. I know who yours is? Motherfucker Every time Just kidding. Right here, this is going to be me as an old man. Right here.
Speaker 4:Right there. No, no, no, go back Go back.
Speaker 1:Go back Right here, down here. That's the one.
Speaker 5:This one that's going to be me as an old man. I promise you you ain't bald.
Speaker 1:That's only if you're not kept, bro. You are not bald that in my neighborhood now, when they do dumb shit, the fuck you got going on over there. I'm that bro, I'm that dad.
Speaker 5:I'm that dad. Yeah, he's not even got glasses on.
Speaker 1:Yeah, well, that's me when I got glasses on All the other ones got glasses on dog.
Speaker 5:Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1:but who's your chick?
Speaker 5:Salma.
Speaker 1:Hayek is not even close. We all know who she is. Yeah, we know. Yep, there it is Ready.
Speaker 2:Ready and right now yeah.
Speaker 1:Right, yeah, look, look, that's her old. That's her old. She's old in these pictures. She's old in this picture. No, she's not Bro, she's like she is a young lady. She is almost 60.
Speaker 5:Yeah, she is, she's actually 60.
Speaker 1:The young lady. Right now. I'm okay, I can live with it. I can live with it right now 58.
Speaker 4:58.
Speaker 1:I'll take that, I'll take it. That's 58.
Speaker 5:That's how 58 looks, jen, I'm going to need you to start working out, okay.
Speaker 1:Need this to be your thing for a little bit. Who else was in there?
Speaker 5:Sofia Vergara, oh Talking about she was 51 or some shit like that. Okay, yeah, yeah, bro, how old is she? 52. Yeah.
Speaker 4:All right.
Speaker 5:Man, we're going to type in nude there, all right, oh See you feel me.
Speaker 2:No, a real one, okay there we go, a real one, yeah, there that's real that's crazy.
Speaker 5:That's that's not real. That's that's ai. Hey look, that's basically what it is.
Speaker 1:Ai does wild things, man, like I've seen yes, I've seen guys, catfish girls with ai photos, bro, like grown men using ai to catfish chicks bro.
Speaker 2:I just got an AI video back, like the other day, of you, yeah, and it's like it's crazy. It's like this picture that I took and I started off like I think with like my leg up on like a sofa stand or something, and then I go down into like this frog pose and only one of my eyes blink and it's like the craziest wicked looking thing it's, it's weird and you just put a photo in it, right?
Speaker 1:yeah, that's insanity.
Speaker 5:Well, I mean that that's been happening a lot with uh and they're um, they're trying to pass legislation to ban people from doing that and reposting it if it's not your own likeness.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 5:Because a lot of people have been doing this Grabbing a bunch of photos of somebody, plugging it into the AI and created nude pornography of it, sharing it with other students out of college, yeah, and saying, yo, look what this chick did.
Speaker 2:That's defamation. Yes, Like hard yeah.
Speaker 5:And those people have been getting like 10 or 30 years in jail 10 to 15 like the perpetrators, the people creating that are creating it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because that's disrespectful, that's cool, I still think then if that's the case, I think catfish women should get banned. They need there's which I'd agree with that I think girls who be out here catfishing no, you you ever seen the show on mtv called I don't understand how that's been running for 15 years. Neither do I, because there's no way like there's FaceTime. There's. Every messaging service has a video chat option. I can't FaceTime you right now. Stop talking to me. I can't talk to you right now.
Speaker 5:I can only text you. I'll speak to you on Facebook. I can't call you right now what? I can't call you right now what Yo. But they're targeting desperate people.
Speaker 2:Yeah, exactly that's their. That's their mojo. That's why it's been on for 15 years, because they exist.
Speaker 5:Yeah, like they're there. Have you ever been? Have either of you ever been catfished?
Speaker 2:Easy One time when I was like maybe freshly 18, but, there were these two girls that were messaging me. One was like a sexy curly redhead.
Speaker 5:She had a blonde girlfriend.
Speaker 2:Yes, okay, there you go and she had a girlfriend who was like blonde thin. They were sending me on Snapchat in 2018.
Speaker 4:So for me I'm like this is legit.
Speaker 2:This gotta be legit we didn't have any of the crazy bypassing apps now they were like meet me at this local coffee shop at this time. Once again, the lord saving me from disaster. Well, I was so excited. I was ready to die for these girls.
Speaker 2:They were so high right now like right now and I show up to the coffee shop, I texted them like the day of I'm going to be like 15 minutes late, blocked. They blocked me. I said never seen that before. Interesting, okay, I show up. I asked the coffee shop like the you know the baristas. I'm like hey, did you see like two women, red and blonde hair hanging out at all? Nope, I said oh oh, I almost got snatched up. My bad, look at the Lord making me late to my own abduction.
Speaker 1:Human trafficking almost happened to you.
Speaker 2:What For real? Yeah, shut up In my hometown.
Speaker 5:Damn Virginia, VA is wild.
Speaker 1:See my story's not even that cool.
Speaker 2:Go Go now Mine's not even that cool Go.
Speaker 1:Go now. Mine's not even that cool. I should've went last, I mean can you top that? I was 16. Ooh, 16. All right, okay, I'm on MySpace, yep, myspace or AOL Messenger. Oh, aim, aim. Yeah, that's right Back in the day. You know what I mean For those who are too young. Y'all don't know, y'all don't know about that.
Speaker 5:Us old folk. That's how we did it.
Speaker 1:Before texting Before texting because I wasn't paying for these texts. I'm not doing it.
Speaker 5:Aim was free.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was free I had to use dial-up to get it. Hey look, I'm ruining the phone line for everybody in the house for the next three hours.
Speaker 5:Yeah, because a lot of kids don't know when you're on the internet.
Speaker 1:you could not call, you could not get a call through for nothing. That is crazy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, did you know about that? I mean, I grew up with dial-up. Anyway, we lived in the woods, so there wasn't.
Speaker 5:Oh, okay, so you didn't know about it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so you dialing up.
Speaker 1:I'm dialing up. Okay, and there's this chick on AIM and she sent a couple of photos back and forth. She's trying to invite me to the crib Now. Granted 16, no car. Yeah, you know what I'm saying how am I going to get there?
Speaker 2:I'm going to figure it out what.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I got a hot $60 in my pocket Back in the day you had $60 in your pocket.
Speaker 5:You're going to get something. I'm going to do something. I'm going to figure it out. Yeah, you dial 777-777-777.
Speaker 1:I will figure it out. Nope, see, I wasn't even that smart. I was like you weren't going fucking taxis. No, ready, watch me work, watch me work. Question. I'm looking at where it's at. Okay, that's close to one of my friend's house. So I'm like, hey, bro, are we coming this weekend? I'm bullshitting the guy. No, we had never spoke about it. So he's like I mean we can, we can do a boys night this weekend. Have everybody come over to the house? The girl lived like three streets over from where one of my buddies lived. So I talked to my mom like, yeah, we're supposed to go to Andrew's house, blah, blah, blah, blah. Cool, not a problem, because at that point it wasn't uncommon for us to be over there on the weekend, like it was like every other weekend we were going.
Speaker 1:I'm using all my bullshit sexy talk that I thought was cute at the time. I'm trying this girl's whole life. She's talking all kinds of spicy. Yeah, just come over. Blah, blah, blah, okay, no problem, I'm getting through the week, I'm blowing through the week Like I don't care about practice, I don't care about schoolwork. I'm just trying to get this Friday night.
Speaker 1:We get there, I pack my bag, I get dropped off at my buddy's house. As soon as we get there I say hey, man, I need your book, get out of the way. I need your computer. Log in. I'm a couple of streets away. Let me know when to pull up. Okay, cool, no problem. She's like I'm about to shower. I'll talk to you in a little bit. Okay, not a problem. So we're playing video games in the living room and we can see the computer set up, because everybody had a computer. You know like, if the entertainment center is here, the computer is where you're sitting, gotcha. So we're sitting over there, no problem. I look up Boop. Here comes a hole. I dropped the hole controller. Uh, and my pizza. Okay.
Speaker 5:And my pizza.
Speaker 1:Drop that shit, get over there. He's like yeah, yeah, but when you come over, just come to my window.
Speaker 4:What.
Speaker 1:Wait, wait, let me land. I just she's trying to give me um a little oral or oral fun.
Speaker 2:She tells me through the window, through the window, which I'm not mad at, who?
Speaker 5:wait a second. No, no, no, I think you're missing. It was a dude, thank you that's my biggest fear.
Speaker 1:My biggest fear, like I don't know, I've never met this person and you're just telling me to randomly stick my joint through a window. Two things are gonna go left. I might lose it. And what if they shut the window down? On a window, two things are going to go left. I might lose it?
Speaker 5:And what if they shot the window? God damn you. You just slammed the window down on my stuff, yeah.
Speaker 1:Or if, like, you've got for all I know I'm 16, I'm thinking you've got the samurai knife, pow, I'm gone. I'm gone For the rest of my life.
Speaker 5:I'm a eunuch now. I at that point, Yo dog, what happened?
Speaker 1:Yeah. So first off In Max we nub yeah, yeah, nub boy.
Speaker 4:So I'm over here.
Speaker 1:I'm 16, and I'm talking to the fellas about it, Guys, she talk about this, that and third I hope they talk some fucking truth into you. They were like they're like fuck it, let's roll. Oh, they pulling friends with you. She's like yeah, I got two or three friends with me, oh, oh.
Speaker 2:Well, is it two or is it three?
Speaker 1:It don't matter, there's only three of us, okay.
Speaker 5:So we're good.
Speaker 1:And they want all three through. The window is cracked like this right, mm-hmm, suspicious it's very suspicious, very much so. So you know, I'm off the side. Selena, selena, selena, my buddy goes man fuck that Swings the shit open, swings it wide open, wide open. Sure enough, sure enough, it's three gay kids, bro.
Speaker 5:I called it, didn't I? Three gay kids, bro, I motherfucking called it dog.
Speaker 2:If there's three of them, they could have done that themselves.
Speaker 5:Yeah, but they want a new dick. Yeah, that's what it is.
Speaker 1:Yeah. That's fair, and they were small guys Like three skinny gay white kid.
Speaker 5:So what happened?
Speaker 1:It's time to go. We're leaving, we're out of here. We're out of here. I'm so glad my friend was like man, fuck it, let's figure it out, man, that bro that's not a catfish man, bro, that's.
Speaker 5:That's a. I'm gonna fuck you. That's a charge. I had to kill you.
Speaker 1:Could you imagine like I let it happen in her?
Speaker 5:no somebody in this room has to die today, right now. Let me not say that to the abc community.
Speaker 1:Allegedly, allegedly, it's not allegedly.
Speaker 5:I admit that with my soul but uh to the abc community.
Speaker 1:That's a lot of hate. That's not hate. No, fuck that.
Speaker 5:If you were trying to trick somebody who is straight to have sex with you or or touch them inappropriately.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's not okay, that's a crime. That's a crime. That's called rape. That's rape. That is rape, I mean, but haven't we all been raped at some point?
Speaker 2:Yes, what, and what doesn't kill you makes you stronger? Hear me out, let me land.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, yeah, let me land on this, please do.
Speaker 1:Have you ever had a Aggressively trying to get your dick? That's not rape.
Speaker 5:You're with me, right.
Speaker 1:You're with me on this.
Speaker 2:If you flip it, it's the same thing. If you flip it, it's the same. Like I am guilt, like you have guilted me into fucking you.
Speaker 5:Yeah, and that's a problem there's been times it didn't cost me anything it cost you.
Speaker 1:Was she a big girl? Exactly, you couldn't tell her no. You could tell Baby D no, you had to get out of, you had to she was going to smack you into something.
Speaker 2:God damn it bro.
Speaker 5:That was in high school. See, it doesn't matter, I was like no, no no, no, no. And she was like yes, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 2:You see, that's right, probably the only words you could say yes, yes, yes, yeah, that's right and then it's uh, I still don't consider that rape because I consented, but it was very
Speaker 1:forceful and look see. But if it were the other way around, if you convince yourself that you've consented that's right so she convinced me to convince myself exactly that I consent.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you were manipulated into it, I was yeah.
Speaker 1:She's a bad person. You're a victim and you're a victim. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:I can't tell you that, and it's only made you a cooler person.
Speaker 5:It only happened once and I regretted it, so maybe that's even more of a oh fuck.
Speaker 1:I was raped, yep.
Speaker 5:You heard it here first on NMAX we Trust I am a rape victim there it is that, me Too, movement is real, you know what I'm saying, me too, me too, I'm telling you.
Speaker 1:I said it. Guys can't get raped Bro. So the wildest thing I heard ever. I was in Nebraska and they were talking about they told you to put your dick through a window. About, um, they told you to put your dick through a window. No, no, they did not. No, that was the previous story into a hay barrel in a hay barrel, but that's different.
Speaker 3:Oh what I'm just kidding my face told on me I said you're talking about max.
Speaker 5:If these stories keep going, I'm gonna start thinking all of them are true, you know, not in a hay barrel guys.
Speaker 1:But um, this one kid. I was always wondering like he's. You know those young awkward kids. He might be like 20, 21 and like, don't get me wrong, nfl guys get all kinds of women throwing that down small town arena. That's the most attention I've gotten from women in life.
Speaker 2:In life you're talking because they think you big well.
Speaker 1:I mean, you're still a pro ball, you're a pro ball player at that point.
Speaker 2:You know what?
Speaker 1:I mean, and we're the only thing going in the city. It's not like Tampa, where there's something going on at all times. People will come see us. We played in the hockey rink for their local team and we hadn't lost. We didn't lose no games in that building.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean.
Speaker 2:Y'all tearing it up on and off the field, On and off the field. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:I mean I wasn't In. Nebraska. In Nebraska you know what I mean. Like my first week there, they had a snowstorm.
Speaker 5:I didn't know what a snowstorm was.
Speaker 1:I still don't Okay ready, I still with snow instead. Of rain.
Speaker 5:Why the fuck would anybody live?
Speaker 1:there. But I know when we got there you had people who had never met us before. They knew the out-of-town guys were living in the loft we were in. I've never received this many trays of food, like big tins of food, perishables, canned goods bottles, like gallons of water, like we had random shit at the door.
Speaker 5:So you had like FEMA delivering food for you.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but like people were just like hey, we know you've never been through this, we just want to make sure you guys are okay and if you guys run out of power, just come on over, mind you like that's just how nice people are over there. So one of the young guys I think he's brother to one of the teammates or cousins Sensational time Again, we get a lot of attention because they see us play. So this young college girl, beautiful woman, brunette, five foot two, white, black, spanish, racially ambiguous yeah, but we're not. It's one of those like, well, I'm mutt, yeah, like I don't know what you are. You might be, you know, a little Italian, a little German, a little Brazilian. Who?
Speaker 5:knows you Brazilian, he's talking about the booty.
Speaker 4:You know, it ain't the beauty.
Speaker 1:It ain't the beauty, it's your booty. So he's getting plenty of this girl all over him and he keeps doing this number, like every time she tries to get close. It's one of those you know how people who've been assaulted. They're real skittish around people.
Speaker 3:Like a beaten dog.
Speaker 5:That's the best way to describe it. Yeah, but it was bad, so I'm over here, like bro.
Speaker 1:We end up having our good time. We leave, we're going back. He ends up staying in our loft and I'm like bro, what's wrong? He's like he just starts drinking and he is on Jack Daniels. Are you about to go dark-sided?
Speaker 5:man and he is on Jack.
Speaker 1:Daniels, are you about to go? Dark-sided man, no, no, hear me out, hear me out. He's drinking his bottle and I'm on the PlayStation, just like. All right, bro, do you? Because whatever you're going through, they got nothing to do with me. I don't really know you like that.
Speaker 2:And I asked and you're not saying nothing, yeah, you ain't saying nothing, so I'm done with you.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he's drinking and he's like. This is not quite the big boy bottle, but it's a solid bottle of Jack, oh, straight liquor, straight, straight Jack, no chasing, no nothing, he just bottoms up on it.
Speaker 2:Boom Playing bubbles with himself.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm saying? He goes I'm not ready yet. Ready for what motherfucker? Hey man say, spit it out. He's like yeah.
Speaker 2:A fat chick got me once like pulled him out to sea.
Speaker 1:Oh the way he described this story. He is a victim. He is a victim that is not right hey, hey. He said he lost a pair of pants inside her her vagina.
Speaker 5:No.
Speaker 1:She ripped the pants off of him and took it. How big was this gentleman? He was 5'8", 5'9".
Speaker 5:How much did he weigh?
Speaker 1:Buck 60 maybe.
Speaker 5:Oh, I mean shit, small dude, a fucking ninja could take advantage of him.
Speaker 1:Oh my goodness hey but he said a big girl took it from him, virginity, she took it from him, virginity, she took it from him it I'm trying to figure out what it is.
Speaker 2:It did not throw him back.
Speaker 1:She legit raped that poor man, that's terrible. But that was my first time ever hearing about a dude being like that.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you know, what I mean yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm over here like that's a big girl, you know what I mean it, and I'm gonna be like that's a big girl, you know what I mean. It's all right. She got snacks and shit. You be all right, you know.
Speaker 5:Well, it's easy when you're black, bro, because I mean you get through all those you know. You know, the doors are open For us. No, not doors open. I'm talking about get through all of it.
Speaker 4:You know For us white guys, us Spanish.
Speaker 5:Every inch counts that's fair.
Speaker 1:I mean, it'd be like that sometimes any parting words before we go any party words any parting words parting words.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, um. Thanks so much for tuning in. I aired out every ounce of dirty laundry that I have tonight, so find me on food for thought with kd on youtube and and be my friend there you go and we'll be back another time.
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