The Business of Beauty and Boundaries with Joyce Ross

Step into the vibrant world of Miss Joyce, a salon owner whose journey from stylist to entrepreneur reveals the complex interplay between business ownership, motherhood, and personal growth. With refreshing candor, Joyce shares how she transformed her 13 years of industry experience into her own thriving salon, navigating the beauty world's unique challenges with determination and flair.

The conversation takes fascinating turns as Joyce opens up about her experiences with "pretty girl privilege," revealing both perks (like thousands of dollars in free professional tools) and frustrations that come with being an attractive business owner. Her stories about celebrity DMs and setting social media boundaries offer a glimpse into the modern entrepreneurial landscape where personal branding meets professional success.

What truly distinguishes this episode is Joyce's profound reflection on finding inner strength through solitude. "Being in downtown, I went to Riverwalk a lot and found inner peace," she shares, emphasizing how critical these moments of self-connection have been to her wellbeing. As a mother to a six-year-old son, Joyce candidly discusses how parenthood transformed her decision-making, particularly in triggering situations where her "crash out version" threatens to emerge.

Perhaps most powerful is Joyce's vulnerable discussion of surviving domestic violence and how that experience shaped her into the protective, resilient person she is today. Her willingness to intervene when witnessing similar situations demonstrates her commitment to breaking cycles of harm.

Throughout the episode, Joyce's authentic personality shines through — alternating seamlessly between heartfelt vulnerability and infectious humor. Whether you're an entrepreneur seeking inspiration, a parent balancing multiple roles, or someone interested in personal growth, Joyce's insights on creating boundaries, honoring your mental health, and building a life on your own terms will resonate deeply. Listen now and discover how intentional alone time might just be the key to becoming your strongest self.

Transcript

Meeting Miss Joyce and Her Salon

Speaker 1 0:00

All right, we are on another episode of it Max. We Trust we have the lovely Miss Joyce on today. Hi, miss Beauty Salon Especial, that's me, that's you Hi. So first off, miss Joyce.

Speaker 2 0:14

Let's cheers.

Speaker 1 0:15

Cheers, cheers. We have our own libations today.

Speaker 3 0:18

Bolton's up oh.

Speaker 1 0:21

I did that one.

Speaker 3 0:21

I did that one.

Speaker 1 0:29

Friend, you said you weren't gonna make it strong my bad, I apologize. And you wanted to make it stronger than that a little bit do some catching up to do on this, that's crazy.

Speaker 3 0:35

So you have your own salon. I do big girl status, big girl status, tell me how you got into doing that um, I've been in the hair industry for a very long time okay, as long as you've known me for 13 years now. So so, going from salon to salon, I figured you know what it's time to just do me, do me. It wasn't working out with other people.

Speaker 2 0:50

Okay.

Speaker 3 0:51

Was I the problem? Maybe Am I gonna admit it. No, but I'm here doing what I gotta do to survive.

Speaker 1 0:59

I'm with you. I'm with you. Now, not only do you own your salon, you are a certified IG baddie. You know what I mean. Oh, thank you. You know what I mean. So, when it comes to the business side of that, do you get a lot of support from your fellow women, or do you get a solid amount of hate, like this bitch?

Speaker 3 1:20

It's a little bit of both.

Speaker 1 1:21

Okay.

Speaker 3 1:22

Honestly. But when the women that are, when they're kind of on the hating side or a little bit of envious, and they start to talk to me, they're like oh shit you're cool yeah. Yeah, you don't have to hate on me. You want me to help you. I got you. You don't know what brand to use. I got you. You want to use a certain product? I got you. You know what I with the territory, honestly.

Speaker 1 1:42

Sucks being pretty the audacity.

Speaker 3 1:45

Such hard work.

Speaker 1 1:46

So pretty girl. Privilege is a thing.

Speaker 3 1:49

It is.

Speaker 1 1:50

So what is like the most? What's the biggest thing you've gotten out of? Because you're pretty Like materialistic wise. How do you?

Speaker 3 2:03

like it. I know a lot of people in the industry, so when they want me to post on their social media, they'll send me a bunch of free products. So I've gotten free hair blow dryers, straighteners tools that are like thousands of dollars worth. Okay. So, like that's a perk. That's a perk I love that Thanks, but I don't know. I think it's just there's pros and cons to certain things when it comes to like pretty girl privilege.

Speaker 1 2:30

So I'll break it down by section. So that's the professional perks. What is a relationship perk that you've gotten away with because you're pretty?

Speaker 3 2:42

I don't know how to answer that. Don't sip, don't sip, don't sip. I mean I've lived rent-free for like seven years now Valid. I haven't had to pay rent for seven years. Love you, thanks. But no, I mean, like I said, there's perks, pros and cons of it.

Speaker 2 3:06

Okay, Now as an IG baddie.

Speaker 1 3:12

Have you ever had a celebrity or two slide in your DMs?

Speaker 3 3:15

Oh, absolutely Blue checkmark certified Yep.

Speaker 1 3:18

Is there any that we would know? Can we do the show or the thing where it's like sip? If you don't want to answer, we're not at that part of the show, yet that's later down the line.

Speaker 3 3:34

No, we just made it. What?

Speaker 1 3:35

are you talking?

Speaker 3 3:35

about oh God, max, I made that strong.

Speaker 1 3:37

My bad.

Speaker 3 3:38

I don't know, because I don't know any professional ballplayers that you would know.

Speaker 1 3:42

Name them. I probably do, do I?

Speaker 3 3:43

have to pull it out. Yeah, I'm not ball players that you would know. Name them, I probably do. Do I have to pull it out?

Speaker 2 3:46

Yeah, I'm not going to pull it out, just put a name on it, just pick one.

Speaker 3 3:49

Friend, I got to go in the rabbit hole for this one, oh well you know, Hold on, let's go. Oh, there's one. Oh, you might know him who you got. He's blue, he's certified.

Speaker 1 4:07

Hold on, let's see, I'm certified though um, some of them are in the request file.

Speaker 3 4:09

Oh, you've got so many dms that you've got to have well I just have it set on a setting, so if I don't, if you don't follow me and I don't follow you but you hit me up, I'm not gonna see it, so like I can only interact with people who follow me and I follow back. I like that setting. I think it's cool, otherwise I'm wasting the time.

Speaker 1 4:24

So if Drake hits your line, you'll never know.

Speaker 3 4:26

I follow him, so I would.

Speaker 1 4:27

But does he follow you?

Speaker 3 4:29

If he's hitting my line he might Just saying Got you on that one A little bit, Just a little bit.

Speaker 1 4:37

So okay, while you're looking, what's the one celebrity that's got the green light for your DMs at all times? One celebrity, one celebrity that, no matter what, no matter the time date, whatever they hit your DMs answered.

Speaker 3 4:50

You're gonna literally talk shit if I give you the sense, because it's not my type and you know it's not my type.

Speaker 1 4:56

It's a dark skin, I know it.

Speaker 3 4:57

Michael B Jordan. I knew it, I knew it.

Speaker 1 5:01

I don't even have a good tweet. I knew it, I knew it. We are everybody's type, we are everybody's type.

Speaker 3 5:06

I really do love my white man, so if it was a white man I'd do Channing Tatum Hands down, love him, but he's welcome to the barbecue.

Speaker 1 5:14

Like he's not even fully white, you know what I mean. Somebody down his line that had a little chocolate suede, somebody did. You know he's from Florida, yeah, from Tampa. He went to Tampa Catholic. Shout out to Tampa Catholic. He needs to come back While he's married.

Speaker 3 5:29

No, he's getting a divorce, isn't he?

Speaker 1 5:31

Why would you? Are you preying on that man's downfall?

Speaker 3 5:33

No, I'm not, I just saw it in TMZ or something like that.

Speaker 1 5:36

So you're saying that if you were married you wouldn't shoot your shot? I?

Speaker 3 5:40

I thought what is that called when a hall pass? Every marriage has one. It's fine, don't judge me, I ain't judging you. Wow.

Speaker 1 5:53

So you believe in hall passes?

Speaker 3 5:54

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 1 5:56

How many do you get? How many hall passes do you get?

Speaker 3 5:59

Depends on what perks I get after it.

Speaker 1 6:02

No, they say what's the thing that you say? You get like five celebrities. You get like five celebrities that you can I mean me and my wife.

Speaker 4 6:08

We got one where we're like okay, one actor or actress each, and that was it.

Speaker 1 6:14

That's it. So you get one. I don't think one's enough. I'll meet you in the middle. I'll give you three.

Speaker 3 6:19

I was going to say three.

Speaker 1 6:20

Okay, three, give me your three. That right now, it's a wrap.

Speaker 3 6:24

Does it have to be in order?

Speaker 4 6:27

I don't care, however, you want to do it, you just get three. Not in order. Not in order.

Speaker 1 6:34

I don't like a lot of people that much. You get three hall passes. You already said Michael B Jordan.

Speaker 3 6:39

Channing Tatum and probably Breezy. It's the most typical one. I know you were on edge, but I can't think of it right now.

Speaker 1 6:48

I'm on the spot I was waiting for somebody left field. No athletes. That's crazy.

Speaker 4 6:54

Like Tom Hanks.

Speaker 3 6:57

I'm dead, I don't know, but they're all kind of in my field. Breezy is a singer. I like to sing. You know what I mean.

Speaker 1 7:05

I didn't know you could actually sing until I saw you on TikTok.

Speaker 3 7:08

Yeah, I deleted all that.

Speaker 1 7:09

Yeah, but I did.

Speaker 3 7:10

The moment you started roasting me on live the. Moment you started commenting, I was like I'm just going to hide this and keep this to myself. No, it was funny though. Every time I literally go on live, and if I'm on there for like five minutes and I see Max pop up, I immediately end my life.

Speaker 1 7:26

I'm cooking Once it says Max, paul, join live, I'm gone. I'm cooking the minute I get in there, and then he'll text me.

Speaker 3 7:31

Why'd you get off live? I wasn't even ready.

Speaker 1 7:34

I didn't even have it loaded yet. I was minding my business.

Speaker 3 7:37

I didn't want to cry today.

Speaker 1 7:38

That's why I got off.

Speaker 3 7:42

He roasts me like no other and I love it Cause it's, it's a friends of four.

Speaker 1 7:46

Yeah, it's a friends of four. I do this on purpose.

Speaker 3 7:49

I know it's great.

Speaker 1 7:50

Wait, so you sing.

Speaker 3 7:52

Yeah, no yeah.

Speaker 4 7:54

What's your favorite song? Ooh, that you sing, I what's your? Go to karaoke Friday night. You're blasted. You're ready to sing what is it? Ooh, good call.

Speaker 3 8:06

Mariah Carey Alright.

Speaker 1 8:08

Which one what song?

Speaker 3 8:09

Give my all.

Speaker 4 8:10

Sing it.

Speaker 3 8:11

Do it. No, I can't Sing it. I didn't warm up. No, and he's already recording. No, I'm good.

Speaker 1 8:17

I'm not recording anything.

Speaker 3 8:19

No, one day maybe, but On the spot's crazy.

Speaker 4 8:23

That's only three of us, yeah.

Speaker 3 8:26

Yeah, it's only three of us. And then everyone that watches the podcast, everyone that's listening in, everyone.

Speaker 1 8:35

Max what?

Speaker 3 8:36

No, what no?

Speaker 4 8:40

Do it.

Speaker 3 8:41

It's the lip quiver. I can't, I'm not doing it. Turn it off, it ain't happening. You've got to pay for that.

Speaker 1 8:47

This isn't OnlyFans. I'm not paying for that.

Speaker 3 8:49

All right then.

Speaker 1 8:51

All right, we'll wait for another day for that I do, but I don't.

Speaker 3 8:53

I sang a lot when I was in church when I was a kid.

Speaker 1 8:58

I was a youth leader and then um choir.

Speaker 3 9:02

Well, what is it called when it's, when it's? Yeah, you said mass I said mass, but that's catholic that's a catholic church right yeah, but I sang for catholic and I sang for christian. So when I was in catholic school, I was a youngie so I was singing like the whole you're doing the choir but in christian it's not called mass. What's it called?

Speaker 1 9:19

just church no, it's not worship I was, I was, I was leading worship I would lead worship and then it would go into the pastor coming in oh, okay, you would have you that you, that welcome little joint. It was fun. You can't be part of the black one, that's a little upbeat no, it was fun, it was great, it was a good time. Uh realized it wasn't my passion, so I didn't pursue it okay, but it's something I just like to do on the side.

Speaker 1 9:41

Yeah, you know like when you see, see me singing on TikTok it's me doing the dishes, or cleaning or whatever, or with your son or with my son.

Speaker 3 9:47

My son will sing with me too.

Speaker 1 9:49

Because, jojo, you know.

Speaker 3 9:50

Jojo, little Jojo.

Speaker 1 9:52

He looked just like your daddy when you just carried him. Yeah.

Speaker 3 9:57

I just incubated that baby. That's it, yeah, at birthdates.

Speaker 1 10:01

But I mean, is it? Is it, though, because realistically let's say, someone got somebody else's egg in there?

Speaker 3 10:09

Who would put another?

Speaker 4 10:12

person's egg inside my Uterus.

Speaker 3 10:14

I was drugged.

Speaker 1 10:15

You were drugged. I was Incubated a baby.

Speaker 3 10:18

I incubated somebody else's baby and ready.

Speaker 1 10:20

Now you're going to have to pay child support if things go left.

Speaker 3 10:27

Welcome to the life of a black man. I cannot stand you and I'm sitting down, shut up.

Speaker 1 10:30

Hey, hey, hey. We're here now. We're here for this, it's okay. So how is mom life? How old is young Jojo now? I mean, I know, but they don't.

Speaker 3 10:40

He's about to be six in June. He's getting there, he's about to be six in June.

Speaker 1 10:43

He's getting there.

Speaker 3 10:43

He's at the point where he don't want no more kisses. Mama, just give you a hug. It's fine, if I give him a kiss, he'll go.

Speaker 1 10:51

Oh yeah, Immediately.

Speaker 2 10:54

We get to that age.

Speaker 3 10:55

I thought that day would never come.

Speaker 2 10:56

No, it's coming.

Speaker 3 10:57

Everyone told me.

Speaker 1 10:58

Now he gets stiff-armed. I did yeah, shut up.

Speaker 3 11:01

He'll swing on me. He swings on me. He loves to wrestle. He's at that age where he loves wrestling, play, fighting, all that. Like I'm not doing that with you, get your dad. Yeah, I'm not doing that he's going to hit 10.

Speaker 1 11:12

He's going to whoop you.

Speaker 3 11:13

He hits hard, close fist, not hard.

Speaker 1 11:19

I mean, you got fine, it's all right At least I know he knows how to defend himself. There you go, there you go. So are we looking for more kids?

Speaker 3 11:29

No, why not? Absolutely not. My shop is closed, why not?

Speaker 1 11:33

You don't want a little girl, you don't want a little mini you.

Speaker 3 11:37

Everybody in my family wants a girl. Yeah, my son's. When's Jasmine coming?

Speaker 1 11:41

She already named her. They all already named her. That's valid. That's a beautiful name.

Speaker 3 11:45

Jasmine. Yeah, Joyce, Jasmine. Jacob Jordan, Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 11:49

Oh, okay, we're going to keep the J's rolling. Yeah, no. You know, what I mean? No more, absolutely Just one more.

Speaker 3 11:53

No, you sure, yeah, could have the dogs.

Speaker 1 11:59

Nine dogs.

Speaker 3 12:00

Because the other one gave birth to seven.

Speaker 1 12:03

If anybody's looking for dogs, please go ahead and pick.

Speaker 3 12:06

Dobermans. They're licensed, registered and everything, and they're so cute so outside of the salon and your scene.

Speaker 1 12:16

What are some things that have molded who you are?

Speaker 3 12:21

Damn, that's tough.

Speaker 1 12:22

Mm-hmm, I gave you the funsies early. Yeah, that's tough. Mm-hmm, I gave you the funsies early. Yeah, that's tough.

Speaker 3 12:28

I feel like I don't know. Being in downtown, I went to Riverwalk a lot and I found a lot of inner peace.

Speaker 2 12:33

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 3 12:34

I found working with yourself and kind of being by yourself it's not bad. Not bad. A lot of people should do it more often. You don't have to always be on social media or out and about and just posting up with your friends. Take time of yourself.

Speaker 1 12:48

That little. Like me, personally, I like to go to Bayshore Walk it.

Speaker 3 12:52

I haven't walked it yet.

Speaker 1 12:53

Just walk it. I drive it no, start at that little pier right there and just start walking.

Speaker 3 13:00

That's a long walk. You don't got to walk the whole thing. Whenever you get tired, just turn around. I'ma Uber around. No, no, no, get a scooter and I'ma take me back to downtown. Don't be a big back your whole life.

Speaker 1 13:11

Go ahead, get your steps in.

Pretty Girl Privilege and Celebrity DMs

Speaker 3 13:12

Yeah, no, I haven't done Bayshore, though, but I definitely think scenery being outside kind of just being by yourself.

Speaker 1 13:19

Does it help you with your mental it?

Speaker 3 13:21

does I feel like my old self. My crash out version has been like itching to come out in a lot of different situations and there's like a voice in the back of my head. I just told my homegirl this there's a voice in the back of my head in a certain situation. I'm looking at my partner, I'm looking at JP and I'm like think of JoJo. Yeah, Because if I didn't have Jordan, oh, I would have crashed out. I would have crashed out five, six, seven months ago. I would have yeah.

Speaker 3 13:49

I wouldn't have given a damn. But I think that now that I have more responsibility as a mom and as a business owner and I have a lot more to lose, yeah, I have to double think about you, gotta double think about things Because you could take that one person, take that one person to call up to Popo's or it'll go left when it was supposed to go right. You know what I mean. So I think that out of social media, out of all that stuff, just having time to myself, there's times I get off of work and when are you coming home? Oh, I'll be there in like an hour. I finished my client like 30 minutes ago.

Speaker 3 14:22

I just want that hour to myself. In like an hour I finished my client like 30 minutes ago. I just want that hour to myself. And that's not even including the drive to go home. So I just think like having that time I feel like that molded me to be like a stronger person mentally and it makes me do things differently. I have a better mindset.

Speaker 1 14:39

So now you're a little bit more aware of your triggers.

Speaker 3 14:41

Yeah, they be itching, though, to come out, you know cause. What's your nationality, again? Puerto Rican, and Italian spicy.

Speaker 1 14:50

Crazy, we're two for two on this.

Speaker 4 14:52

Really I was about to say cause the last one was Puerto Rican. Also, she was, yeah, she was.

Speaker 3 14:58

Listen, latinas are the best. Everyone's always hitting on Puerto Ricans. I don't know why we're literally top tier. I'm Cuban, so yeah, but you're a Cuban man. Yeah, a Puerto Rican Latina like a Puerto Rican woman. Golden, a Puerto Rican man, trash, basura, throw him away. Wow, oh yeah, I think it's more like a.

Speaker 3 15:20

Puerto Rican loca, I mean, the best ones are crazy. I can't tell you. The white ones, black ones, puerto Ricans, even some crazy Asians, they're the best ones, you have the most fun with them, you experience the most experience out of it.

Speaker 1 15:30

Just saying you just got to handle whatever level of crazy you're with. To your credit and to your point, I only have one child who is black and Puerto Rican.

Speaker 3 15:40

She's so cute. I'm a sucker, yeah, see see I was right.

Speaker 1 15:46

I wouldn't do it to deny it.

Speaker 3 15:47

I was right.

Speaker 1 15:51

See, but mine's seven going on eight.

Speaker 3 15:54

Yeah, she's big now.

Speaker 1 15:55

Oh my God yeah but here's the problem we're on different ends of it. Yours is like don't touch me. And she's like daddy I love you, yeah, but I know it's going to be different because when she gets older, when she gets older. Ah, dad, my biggest fear is my daughter turning into Hilary Banks from First Pennsylvania. Daddy, I need your credit card Because I'm a sucker. I'm like here.

Speaker 3 16:15

No, literally.

Speaker 1 16:16

I'm here. Do you Do you? Because? Were you that girl coming up?

Speaker 3 16:22

No.

Speaker 1 16:23

No.

Speaker 3 16:24

No. No, I mean, I didn't go without, if that's what you're asking.

Speaker 1 16:27

No, I'm just saying Were you a daddy's girl coming up.

Speaker 3 16:29

No Well, hmm, situation's tough, though. My dad's in Puerto Rico, but my dad that raised me is here, so I'm spoiled by both.

Speaker 1 16:37

Oh, so you have two dads who spoiled you so my dad.

Speaker 2 16:42

And a third one that give you a baby.

Speaker 3 16:45

Let's go. You're on fire today. Yeah, no, I didn't go without.

Speaker 1 16:53

I was spoiled. Why do you?

Speaker 3 16:54

think I have princess tatted on me. My family calls me princess.

Speaker 1 16:57

That's wild.

Speaker 3 16:58

My family calls me princess. I'm the princess of the family, that's.

Speaker 1 17:01

So does that make JoJo Like the duke?

Speaker 3 17:05

The dukes of Hastings. See, that's so. Does that make JoJo like the Duke? The Dukes of?

Speaker 1 17:07

Hastings. See, that's how you know I've been watching it. That's how you know I've been watching it.

Speaker 3 17:10

He's a Bridgerton fan, guys.

Speaker 1 17:12

Don't judge me, and I just finished, queen Charlotte.

Speaker 3 17:15

I watched that immediately after.

Speaker 1 17:17

I was upset.

Speaker 3 17:18

Were you.

Speaker 1 17:25

I was gay. I had no clue.

Speaker 3 17:28

No clue, there's a lot of actors that are gay, that are portraying straight actors.

Speaker 1 17:34

No, I'm talking about the character. Who's the little butler dude who's gay?

Speaker 3 17:39

Yeah, he's gay. Yeah, I did.

Speaker 1 17:41

Look, didn't know that watching the original version, why do you?

Speaker 3 17:43

think that he never married. Why do you think he never had children? Hey, I just thought he was a lonely bachelor. Oh, okay, and my gaydar is terrible. I'm just letting you know now, especially in movies.

Speaker 1 17:50

No movies, real life, whatever. Like I work in downtown St Pete and like I do the walk by and I'm like, oh, that's a well-d Really. He just figured he likes wearing tight pants.

Speaker 3 18:04

Now, okay, if your friends come up to you wearing tight-ass pants, you're going to be like what are you doing?

Speaker 1 18:09

First off, my friends are of African descent. We can't wear tight-fitting pants for certain reasons.

Speaker 2 18:17

Okay, I wouldn't know.

Speaker 1 18:19

We can't do that, okay. Think about it In the NBA back in the day. Why do you think their shorts got real long? Oh, mm-hmm, go ahead, put two and two together.

Speaker 3 18:29

It'd be all right. It's an elephant trunk, that's what. I'm trying to tell you yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 18:33

Yeah, I know, I would have known, but you're a people's culture. Them dudes wear tight pants.

Speaker 3 18:49

Because this is gay. They don't want to admit it. Them's is a little fruity tootie. I like it up the booty. We just ain't going to call them out on it, because that's their life. What are we going to do?

Speaker 1 19:02

You're going to get canceled by the ABC community.

Speaker 3 19:05

No, it's what they. I already got a warning, so, I'm good, don't cancel me, I'm good.

Speaker 1 19:08

No, I'm just saying them yo clients, I'm good, they have to deal with me regardless.

Speaker 3 19:12

I'm just saying it is what it is, they want to wear, what they want to wear. I'm not going to do that, but I just know just the way he dresses, the way he walks, the way he smiles and the way he holds himself. He's gay.

Speaker 1 19:25

So you can tell him to walk.

Speaker 3 19:26

I can't fit in those pants he's wearing. He's gay.

Speaker 1 19:29

But you can tell him to walk.

Speaker 3 19:30

I can tell him to walk.

Speaker 1 19:34

Yeah, he got a little pep in this stuff.

Speaker 3 19:43

I've never seen a motherfuckers walk like oh he's a little sassy, A little bit he's bisexual. And it is what it is.

Speaker 1 19:53

I mean now you have a son. Does that mean you're, you know fully straight, or have you ever had a lesbian moment?

Speaker 3 20:05

Max, you know I've had a lesbian moment, you sipping your drink. I've dibbled and dabbled. I've had my fun. Have I fully ate the taco? Absolutely not. Has my taco been eaten by another woman that has a taco? Yes, I was going to deny it.

Speaker 1 20:19

I can't, I can't Look, I have to sell you.

Speaker 3 20:23

I was like you were going to call me. You were going to tell me I was a liar. I was.

Speaker 1 20:25

I'm going to call you a liar, yeah.

Speaker 3 20:26

He'll call me on my bluffing. He knows when I'm lying. Him and Amber, immediately If I say something and they look at me, they ask me a question. They're like staring at me. I'm scared to lie. You were 18, 19? I was a wee baby.

Speaker 4 20:36

Yeah, I was in the club illegally.

Speaker 3 20:53

So she was at a club in Ybor that I won't mention, because I'd hate for them to be in trouble for those things. Sky Huh, sky no not. Sky, oh God I wouldn't step foot in Sky.

Speaker 1 20:59

I did it one time and got kicked out immediately. She was at that club. That's got like five floors.

Speaker 4 21:02

That one I don't know what that one is, oh you don't know what that one is.

Speaker 3 21:04

It's never going to go away.

Speaker 4 21:05

It's not going anywhere. It's going to be.

Speaker 3 21:08

It's been there for a long time I've heard about it. Yeah, it's a vibe, it's nice.

Speaker 1 21:19

They're one of the last standing from the old era For OG. Yeah, like they've been there. Sky's not even there anymore.

Speaker 3 21:24

No, sky is District 8 now.

Speaker 1 21:26

Yeah, District 8.

Speaker 3 21:27

It's actually really cool. They gutted it out and made it look nice. I went there for the after party for Kalani it was nice that was the only time I went.

Speaker 1 21:34

I guess have I been there after, because you were 18 when I met you 18. And now you're how old? Go ahead.

Speaker 3 21:40

I am Go let it happen. I'm 31.

Speaker 1 21:44

That's how long.

Speaker 3 21:46

That's how long? 17? No, I can't do math 18.

Speaker 1 21:51

And you're 31. So 18 plus 3 is 21. You need 10 more years, so that's 13 years.

Speaker 3 22:00

Kid, I was about to say 18 years is crazy. I was like, oh, that's not math.

Speaker 1 22:06

Jesus.

Speaker 3 22:06

It's a good thing. I only do hair, that's it.

Speaker 1 22:09

Folks, we'll be right back and we're going to teach Joyce some math during our break.

Speaker 4 22:13

Yeah, all right, we are back.

Speaker 1 22:15

No, you're good, stay on the phone. We are back with the second half of this episode. We do have a second guest via. We got Amber on the phone, no, the camera's that way oh, oh hey now now, joyce. What did you have to tell amber?

Speaker 3 22:34

so we, we all met up, a little bit like what was a couple weeks ago yeah and I told him I wasn't drinking, that I just didn't want to drink anymore, like I wasn't really a heavy drinker.

Speaker 1 22:45

to begin with Quote, you said you gave it to God.

Speaker 3 22:48

I did. I said I gave it to God because they asked me why. And that's what I said. And I stood 10 toes down and Max looked at me and he said you're pregnant, aren't you? And I said no, I'm not. And I stood 10 toes down on Well, I lied I was pregnant and I miscarried. And he's making me tell Amber because I didn't tell her.

Speaker 1 23:08

Yeah, so absolutely Telling her on FaceTime we don't keep secrets from our best friends, we really don't.

Speaker 3 23:14

We don't keep secrets from our best friends.

Speaker 1 23:15

We don't do secrets over here.

Speaker 3 23:16

I love that. I didn't mean to lie to you. That's crazy dog. Well, I'm glad I could say it over the phone and not in person, so that way you don't smack me on my head you can't hit pregnant people. I'm not pregnant anymore. It's always freezing, I'm done. She's cold in her shop. She's a tattoo artist. She has her own shop in Orlando, so she's booked and busy and we're bothering her.

Speaker 1 23:39

Amber, amber, plug your shop, go ahead. You're on the mic, go for it. Visionary Salon and Ink in Oviedo. So if you need a tattoo in Orlando area, please hit them up.

Speaker 3 23:52

Yeah, go Tati yeah. Tattoos, piercings, tattoo removal hair services. We got it.

Speaker 2 23:59

You do.

Speaker 1 24:00

Yeah. So, amber, who's got the better hairstylist over there, you or Joyce?

Speaker 3 24:08

Don't answer that. Please don't answer that. That's crazy, Max.

Speaker 1 24:12

Who's better at hair Ebony or Joyce Go?

Speaker 3 24:15

We are both equally talented. They're both amazing.

Speaker 4 24:17

Boom. I knew she was going to say that.

Speaker 3 24:18

We are both equally talented. There he is. Max is giving you this face. Look at him, period. Max is giving you this face, look at him he's so full of shit, you messy as fuck it's my show. He said what is what can I and can I not talk about? Is that Noonie in the back? Yeah, noonie, let me see your belly. Oh, my goodness, I see the belly button see that could have been you.

Speaker 1 24:42

Fuck off Max all the way. Don't send her baby to God.

Speaker 3 24:44

I didn't send him to God. He oh, my goodness, I see the belly button. See, that could have been you, you fuck off Max all the way. Don't send her baby to God. I didn't send him to God, he took him from me. There's a difference, you know why?

Speaker 1 24:51

Because you were talking about it, you gave it to God. That's why you gave drinking to God. God said all right, cool, you want to lie, let me get that child.

Speaker 3 24:58

I'm going to give him the phone, hold on. Yell at him, stop being a bully. Who's?

Speaker 1 25:06

being a bully. I'm not being a bully. So now, in all seriousness, as a woman who's gone through a miscarriage, how does it affect your mental and your emotional status?

Speaker 3 25:18

I feel like.

Speaker 1 25:18

Amber, let me call you back.

Speaker 3 25:20

Love you, Amber.

Speaker 1 25:20

Bye Love you bye, Bye.

Speaker 3 25:22

I feel like it takes a toll on everybody differently. Okay, just like when women give birth, they have postpartum. Everyone has postpartum differently. I feel like, because this isn't my first miscarriage, that I oh yeah, I miscarried with JP when we first met. I know that sounds so crazy.

Speaker 1 25:40

That's so wrong. Remember when we moved to Colorado?

Speaker 3 25:42

Yeah, it was right then. Oh, wow, okay, so it was like six into our relationship.

Speaker 1 25:47

Okay.

Speaker 3 25:48

Six months. I just feel like people handle it differently. I will say go to therapy If you feel like there's something going wrong in your mind. You're feeling like you're too sad or you feel too depressed or you feel like no one's listening to you. You're saying like I'm talking to you and I'm telling you how I feel and this is what I'm feeling, but you're not listening. Like I'm telling you something, you're not listening yeah go to therapy. I went to therapy, it helped that helped.

Speaker 3 26:12

It helped. Okay. It definitely takes a toll on your mental.

Speaker 1 26:14

I will tell you that so in comparing the two to the first miscarriage versus this, one was this one wasn't as hard on me as the first one. The first one, okay the first one.

Speaker 3 26:27

I think it was because the relationship I was before I was with my son's father. It was a very violent, very domestic, very like abusive, physically and mentally. So I was still healing from that process and then I met jp okay and then j JP healed a lot of that trauma okay he spoiled me.

Speaker 3 26:46

He bought me shoes. It was my birthday. He went to the salon. I was working out with new pair of Nike shoes, cupcakes the red velvet cupcakes and flowers, so it's like he was showing me red velvet is my favorite, so in that situation. It was a lot harder because I was more connected with him and it was a relationship. It was something that he was. He was showing me a life that I had.

Speaker 3 27:14

It was like dangled in front of me okay because I have endometriosis, so it was very hard for me to get pregnant to begin with. Oh, okay, so having a kid and I told him I can't have kids, I don't want to have kids. He said I don't want to have any more either. I got a kid already.

Speaker 3 27:25

I'm like cool, great, same page we're good, good yeah yeah, no, I feel like when I told him I couldn't get pregnant, he was like oh, challenge accepted yeah so then, we built this lifestyle, and then we were literally talking about naming it, calling it she, calling it, this, you know and then he was at work at Prana and I literally was miscarrying and he literally left work.

Speaker 1 27:48

To come be with you To go.

Speaker 3 27:50

He drove an hour from Ybor all the way to Spring Hill just to make sure that I was okay. So I feel like it was a lot more emotional because it was a life I didn't think I could have.

Speaker 1 28:01

Okay.

Speaker 3 28:03

And then it just got taken from me. So now, this time coming around having this one, I already have a child with him. Now we already beat that miscarriage phase.

Speaker 2 28:12

Yeah.

Speaker 3 28:12

So he was a healthy baby, cool, great. So I have this lifestyle that I was wanting, so bad. So now that I had another miscarriage, I kind of was like, well, maybe I'm not ready for it, maybe it's a sign.

Speaker 1 28:23

It's a sign that it's not I need to slow the fuck down.

Speaker 3 28:26

I need to stop doing what I'm doing. I got to be patient. It's not my time, it's not your time yet. But I also know that I don't want to have another one. So I feel like if it happened, it happened. If it didn't it didn't.

Speaker 1 28:45

But Shut up, man. It's a nice little name. It's a nice name. I mean, I could put the baby juju back on you. I'm batting a look, I'm just saying I'm batting 97%. If I wish a baby on somebody pow in a year pregnant.

Speaker 3 28:52

You already tagged me on the Facebook post too.

Speaker 1 28:53

Oh, I did.

Speaker 3 28:54

You did, and guess what I was.

Speaker 4 28:59

It works.

Speaker 1 29:00

Guys, if you ever need a baby, just have me put the baby juju on you Baby coming.

Speaker 3 29:06

Got it covered. What was the post? Your third act is going to get pregnant, yeah, something like that.

Speaker 1 29:09

Yeah, yeah, and you know me, I post all the time I wish pregnancy on all y'all.

Speaker 3 29:13

Yeah, that's fucking so rude.

Speaker 1 29:20

I post it religiously, like even one of the bartenders. I'm like it's going to be funny when he gets you pregnant. She goes. Nah, it's not going to happen.

Speaker 2 29:26

She got pregnant.

Speaker 1 29:26

What? Six months later Pregnant? She's pregnant right now. She called me when she found out she's like you. Spoke into it yes, he does, Nah, she's fine She'll be alright.

Speaker 3 29:38

Yeah, she's fine.

Speaker 1 29:38

She'll be alright, she's good, she's great.

Speaker 3 29:39

I'm like tomorrow for fun, does he have brothers?

Speaker 1 29:45

You don't need his brothers, okay.

Speaker 3 29:47

I'm just saying I want to have fun.

Speaker 1 29:48

You're not allowed to have fun.

Hall Passes and Relationship Boundaries

Speaker 3 29:53

Okay, this is also why I don't have a dating life. Do not have fun. You can't have fun. Okay, joyce, you're drinking too much. Okay, thank you.

Speaker 1 30:00

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 30:01

There's rules. They literally even like oh is that your man? No, that's my annoying ass, big brother yeah go talk to him if you want approval, nah wait a second.

Speaker 4 30:09

Why would you need a dating life if you were just pregnant and miscarried?

Speaker 3 30:12

no, I'm talking like back in the day when we first, when we first met. That's how it was no guy in the club could talk to me. No, no guy in the club could like touch me nothing.

Speaker 4 30:20

No, can't approach me no, actually kind of seemed like you wanted.

Speaker 3 30:23

No, he was just very protective. He was, he's very protective. He's been like. There has never been a boundary cross like with me and him when it comes to like a sexual Like. It's always been friendship.

Speaker 2 30:32

Yeah.

Speaker 3 30:32

Always been friendship. But he also knows my type. He's like damn, I got a friend zone.

Speaker 1 30:43

If you know the keys to get out of the friend zone, it's not hard. You catch the right time, right situation.

Speaker 3 30:50

No, but he's always been like that. Yeah, it's more protective.

Speaker 1 30:53

Yeah, protective, like her and even Amber, it's the same thing. Like just I knew guys.

Speaker 4 30:58

For the audience. Who's Amber?

Speaker 1 31:00

Amber is our other best friend.

Speaker 4 31:01

She's our other best friend.

Speaker 2 31:02

One of the tattoo artists that we were on the phone with.

Speaker 1 31:03

Yeah, and like she was so young when we met her, so it was never like a sex night.

Speaker 3 31:11

She was 18.

Speaker 1 31:11

I was a baby, yeah, like.

Speaker 3 31:13

I was a baby, I was in my 20s, yeah, so it wasn't like 16 and 27.

Speaker 1 31:17

No, no, it wasn't 16 and 27. We just had somebody on. We had somebody on the show where. That was some fucked up shit, that was wild, she was 16?

Speaker 3 31:25

Oh, he's a pedophile.

Speaker 4 31:26

Yes.

Speaker 1 31:27

Yes, he's a pedophile Immediately.

Speaker 3 31:29

Off-rep jail prison.

Speaker 1 31:30

Yes, but you know what's crazy being in the nightlife as long as you've been in it, you see these wild stuff, like from even staff. Even staff age gaps are wild, like you see, guys who come into the club at like. There's one guy I know what's the dude that has the 813 chain. You know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 31:49

I don't know, who you're talking about the light-skinned dude.

Speaker 1 31:51

He's in his. I forget his name.

Speaker 2 31:52

What is his name? But he's in his 30s.

Speaker 1 31:59

He's probably like 35. I've seen like full-blown conversations and trying to leave with that.

Speaker 3 32:04

With a little, and they're skinny like they're tiny like they're built like a boy because their boobies haven't grown in yet. Like type of girls.

Speaker 1 32:11

Yeah, and he's a six foot, probably 280. Yeah, he's a big dude.

Speaker 3 32:17

I don't find that attractive.

Speaker 1 32:28

And fucking weird.

Speaker 4 32:28

My big thing is like as I got older I just started putting caps on where I taught you at like if there's a 10-year gap, so where's your?

Speaker 1 32:31

gap at right now probably 30.

Speaker 3 32:33

Like I'm 30, 27 at the at the youngest really yeah, I'm so weird, I can't talk to a little kid that's what I'm saying, like I can't Like, that's just. I think for women it's different, though, except for that one time. Shut up, max.

Speaker 1 32:48

What Talk about?

Speaker 3 32:50

your friend.

Speaker 1 32:51

Your friend.

Speaker 2 32:51

Which one? Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 32:56

Max is naughty. Oh what he hooked up with my friend I did. He ruined my pajama set. I told her to throw it away, Wasn't?

Speaker 1 33:04

my pajama set. I told him to throw it away.

Speaker 3 33:08

It wasn't my fault. Yeah, we just gonna let that ring.

Speaker 1 33:13

He knows you're here.

Speaker 3 33:15

He knows you're here, right, he's fine. He's probably on the way to pick up Jordan right now. To be honest, oh got it.

Speaker 1 33:19

What are we having for dinner tonight?

Speaker 3 33:22

Every night. Three times a day before I even get home. So what's for dinner? Old gal, I don't know. What do you want? Well, what do you want? I don't food. Wait, is he English?

Speaker 1 33:30

No, she know. Okay. So for the people who don't know, joyce, joyce is going to have personality disorder where she's going to give you five or six different accents in a conversation. That's just all the different personalities coming through. You ever seen that movie Glass? Yes or Split.

Speaker 2 33:47

Split.

Speaker 1 33:47

Schizophrenia.

Speaker 3 33:48

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like that. It was with me. It was Patricia, yeah.

Speaker 1 33:52

Like Patricia might pop out.

Speaker 3 33:54

Yeah, you know what?

Speaker 1 33:54

I mean, what's the little? Hedwig might pop out. Hedwig, hedwig might pop out.

Speaker 3 34:06

Eventually you'll get the beast yeah the beast hasn't come out a very long time. The beast comes out when she's in a toxic scenario. Yeah, I'm very like the beast will come out if I, if I see that my friends are. For instance, when we left prana and I seen a girl and she was being manhandled.

Speaker 3 34:19

I don't know this girl yeah, we were all walking to the car, max had to get out the car because she's like no joyce, don't do it. This guy was literally manhandling his girlfriend and she's like boo-hoo crying and he's like in her face Me being in an abusive relationship prior. I don't like that shit and I've grown from my situation, so I don't sit here and be like a victim with my situation.

Speaker 1 34:45

But if I see somebody going through something like that, I'm going to fucking tell you to stop. You're better than most. Like that's when my beast comes out, Because it's bad, because she's running to the situation Now.

Speaker 4 34:48

I'm like Then Matt has to come. I don't know what she's doing is standing up for somebody that can't stand up for themselves.

Speaker 1 34:52

Yeah, but my big thing is if you're going to, if you're like I mean make sure you got a knife or something. Well, no, allegedly love and a random person comes to intervene. If you're violent with a person you love, I know you're violent towards random people. Yeah, and if you're violent towards my random person. I've got to hurt you.

Speaker 3 35:09

Yeah, that's where Max, like that's where, like, our friendship comes in, Like that's why, when people are like oh, Max is like, he wants you to do that. No, he doesn't.

Speaker 4 35:17

I promise you he doesn't Like.

Speaker 3 35:18

I promise you, it's Big Brother, little Sister type thing and it's been like that since the day we met. He's taken me out of situations where I almost fucking got arrested. There's times where I absolutely wanted to crack a bottle at the fucking Prana and hit somebody in the head with it and he's like now, joyce, you're too pretty for this shit, take the bottle go. You know what I mean. He's always been like that. Good God's work on me. That's when the beast, that's when my beast personality would come out If I see someone being in like a physical or abusive altercation or whatever it is, and I see it and nobody there were so many people outside nobody was doing anything Because they were in the street by the parking lot.

Speaker 1 35:53

So there's people passing by and nobody was doing anything.

Speaker 3 35:56

This girl's being pushed, she's being yelled at. So I'm like yo, what the fuck is he doing? And I'm screaming. I'm like bro, and then amber is trying to grab me. She's like joyce, like let it go. And I'm like no, fuck that. And then I started walking towards it. Max comes out. He's like joyce, like I'm pretty sure you picked me up. Did you pick me up, like? And brought me back? And I'm like that's not fucking fair.

Speaker 4 36:13

She's small so what happened with the chick that was being bullied by her significant?

Speaker 3 36:18

I think he got walked away by a group of other friends. Yeah, with, with.

Speaker 1 36:22

Like as Because Joyce is yelling but she's not seeing. His friends are now coming back down the stairs because they hear him yelling at her, so they pick him up and pull him away from her.

Speaker 3 36:32

Yeah.

Speaker 1 36:33

And then she went off on her own.

Speaker 4 36:35

I'm assuming, and they probably resumed dating the guy.

Speaker 3 36:38

Absolutely, Absolutely. Because that happens. They're together right now. Yeah, but my thing is is if you do something like that in front of me, like I'm going to show you like my protective side, that's when I just don't tolerate it. That's not something I would tolerate. Disrespect is disrespect in any type of form, and I just won't tolerate it and especially because, as someone who's went through it, yeah. I feel like that's why it hit me more.

Speaker 1 36:58

Yeah, in situations like that it'll yeah.

Speaker 3 37:01

I'm like, oh yeah, I did have. I had a black eye. When I went and applied to Prana to go work to Prana Literally had makeup covered over my eye and like can you start tomorrow? I'm like, yeah, the GM was like what's up with your face? And I was like I can cover it up more with makeup. It's fine. Literally like Do you want to tell a story on Rob Markman Jr? Roll it, roll it.

Speaker 4 37:22

Nine minutes is a long time. That's what I tell my wife at least. Rob Markman Jr.

Speaker 1 37:26

Tell you, tell you Nine minutes. So my old partner.

Speaker 3 37:32

I met him when I was in beauty school and he was a barber and there was a joke with the instructors. They said, don't go into the barber program, it's a fucking pool, don't go in there. And I was like, okay, cool, not gonna go in there, but they would come in at two o'clock on the dot to go into the barber program. My program didn't end till four, so I'm just watching these fine beautiful men just oh, hey, oh, hi, oh, barbers, hey, hi, how are you just walking past me? So I was a little curious and I went in there and I said hello see, now it's southern and now and then, uh, ended up dating the guy for a little bit.

Speaker 3 38:07

I had an apartment in New Perichi. He had a place with his parents in Palm Harbor so, like he would stay at my place, I would stay at his place, Okay. And then it ended up being just at his parents' place and we got our own place. When we moved into our own place this is like two years into our relationship we finally, like, made the move to move into our own place. We did it. It was cool. It was great. We had one of my ex-best friend at the time move in with us so the rent would be cheaper.

Speaker 3 38:29

You know, what I mean Two bedrooms, two baths. It was nice, great, cool. I don't do drugs, I don't smoke, I don't do coke, I don't do any symptoms of someone who is on said drugs. So I'm thinking he's just being stupid and goofy. I'm like, uh, he's being annoying. You know what I mean. No, my friend's like, oh no, he's coked out. I was like what she's like? Yeah, he's on it right now. I'm like how do you know? She's like, look at him tweaking and I'm like, what is? I thought he was just freaking drunk, I don't know. So I went into his wallet where they said it was picked up, the baggie. I flushed it in the toilet and that set him on a nuclear he went crazy.

Speaker 3 39:08

He's like you owe me 80. I was like what the hell is this shit? I freaked out. I left, went to the apartment. He never came home. Now, a couple days, maybe a couple months down the line, we're still together. Of course he goes on another binge. You know he didn't put his hands on me then, but he was in my face yelling at me, saying like you're fucking dead.

Speaker 3 39:24

You mean the drug addict got disrespectful shocker mind you, I'm a baby, I'm like 19 I was I was a baby, that's right, but I was 18, 19, you know, like I didn't know, I didn't know any different. You know, I just left all the church stuff and I'm starting to get in relationships. I'm like, oh, this is fun, it wasn't fun. He came home one day after going out all night he worked all day, went out all night, then proceeded at the casino and drugs were involved Comes home, rips off the blanket, tells me to have relations with him and I'm like no, I got to wake up in three hours. I'm going to fuck alone. Put my blanket back over P. Put my blanket back over Pissed, set him on a rager. He pulled A rager, a rager, I'm telling you. He pulled the blanket off again Back to the UK over here.

Speaker 4 40:12

This is so bad. I told you a UK Southern American. Back to the UK. It's bad.

Speaker 3 40:17

I'm sorry so he pulled the blanket off. This is my life every time you never know what you get, so pulls it off again. Then it starts to get where he's yanking me off the bed. Then he grabbed me by the throat, slammed me on the wall. He's yelling at me, yelling at me, so I literally like elbowed him. And that's when he just started. My friend that lived with us had to bust the door down and get him off of me, damn.

Speaker 3 40:43

It was bad. I fell to the floor. I was crying. I called his mom and I was like I don't know where he went. He left pack his shit up and get him the fuck out. His mom doesn't like me. She called me a dirty spick, hated me, she was racist as fuck. She did not.

Speaker 1 41:00

What is she?

Speaker 3 41:00

she's white, they were white, he was white it's caucasian, of course, my bad yeah, so, um, she came to the house the next day to pack his stuff up. She saw my face and that was the first time she ever had sympathy towards me and she's like I'm so sorry. I'm like he needs mental help, he needs to get off the drugs. You need to figure it out. Like be, I didn't do it because at this time, I did, I did, I'm not going to lie, I did.

Speaker 3 41:26

But I also helped him. I passed his state board, like I helped him study for a state board test, so he can be a barber. I didn't want to ruin his life by putting him in jail at the start of his career.

Speaker 1 41:37

He ruined his life by putting his hands on you. He did.

Speaker 3 41:40

But I'm also young and I don't like involving the law, I do not like calling the cops, I don't like pressing charges. That shit's not me. You did what you did. You know what you did with me and you know what fucked me up and you gotta live with that shit. I'ma heal and I'ma move on. That's how I see it. So for him, I literally just let him live his life. His girl actually reached out a couple years ago and was like we're the same.

Speaker 3 41:59

He beats me too. We're not the same bitch I got out.

Speaker 4 42:03

That's like you know what it is. It's your Christian side of you where you're saying you know I'll turn the other cheek.

Speaker 3 42:08

That's really what it is, I mean k that all the time I turn the cheek and in certain situations I shouldn't. I really do. We just gonna drink to that one. Alright, you ain't gonna cheers me, I'll drink to that one. Yeah, I got a kink, I'll get you a kink. What you got your white claw yeah.

Speaker 4 42:32

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Speaker 1 42:34

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Speaker 3 42:39

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Speaker 1 42:43

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Speaker 3 42:46

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Finding Inner Peace Through Alone Time

Speaker 4 42:49

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Speaker 1 42:56

Is there a? Fiji bottle over there, fiji bottle over there.

Speaker 2 43:00

No, nobody got the Fiji.

Speaker 1 43:02

They ain't got the Fiji over there yet but you know Body Armor, since you already sponsor all my Instagram posts. Pull up on me Every time. You know what I mean. But getting out of that situation, does it make you appreciate what you have now? More so? Or even anybody you dated after that?

Speaker 3 43:22

Oh, absolutely, I feel like I definitely in certain situations, a lot of women stay and I feel like in that situation I was taught by my mom not to stay. My mom was in a similar situation with my brother's dad.

Speaker 1 43:34

Got it.

Speaker 3 43:35

So she left, she beat the fuck out of him with a baseball bat, with his own baseball bat called the cops. They got him out and she got out of the situation.

Speaker 1 43:43

So I feel like, if my mom with him with a baseball bat and he still went to jail yeah, oh, because you should have seen how my mom looked oh, okay, okay, okay, you left that part. I'm like this poor man, my mom's got three kids.

Speaker 3 43:56

She's seeing the situation, this big ass man coming in trying to do. My mom's got three kids. She's seeing the situation, this big ass man coming in trying to do. You know what she's like. I got my kids, I got to defend. She got his baseball bat and beat the fuck out of him.

Speaker 1 44:04

So cops came got him out. Yeah, my mama do.

Speaker 3 44:06

She's not a good person.

Speaker 1 44:09

She's not a good person. She's not a good oh my God, I'm asking for a friend, my friend Rico.

Speaker 3 44:17

Who the your big? Yeah, Rico. He can stay in his swamp with his Shrek ass.

Speaker 1 44:23

No, no, my dog is. You know, he's a mom killer. Who's in my?

Speaker 3 44:26

swamp Rico, it's just, you Sit down. No, that's my guy. He wants a mom, he wants somebody, mama, that one time he can get somebody single mama. You can't go for the married ones. They're just as crazy, and a Latina one at that. Oh, that's what he need in his life. He gonna get a bad. Sometimes it's worth it. It's never worth it, say, if you need cats, rico.

Speaker 1 44:49

I bet your man say it's worth it.

Speaker 3 44:52

Oh, I'm Latina. Of course I'm worth it, but I'll never put my hands on nobody. I will never put my hands on nobody. I will never put my hands on my partner. Let me rephrase that I will never put my hands on my partner.

Speaker 1 45:01

Wait till this next segment, cause we gonna talk about you putting your hands on people.

Speaker 3 45:06

I play the fifth. I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 45:07

You done put your hands on a person or two in the nightlife. Rumor has it.

Speaker 3 45:12

I don't recall rumor has it where's the legal document to say I, I don't recall it wasn't me.

Speaker 1 45:17

I don't know that man. I bet there's some footage running around.

Speaker 3 45:21

I don't know that man Uh-huh.

Speaker 1 45:23

With that being said, we'll be right back with more of a choice.

Speaker 3 45:26

Shut the fuck up, Max. What Just?

Speaker 2 45:31

He said it yeah, but you were thinking it.

Speaker 4 45:34

I mean you said it.

Speaker 3 45:38

Michael B Jordan. Yeah, I'm saying he's attractive, I'm just saying and he's a really good actor and he can play different roles.

Speaker 4 45:42

Did you watch Sinners? I did not Sinners is a fucking phenomenal movie.

Speaker 3 45:45

My thing is the only reason why you need to see it.

Speaker 4 45:48

Why? Because Haley Steinfeld.

Speaker 3 45:51

No, I just have this thing when people like Amplify shit.

Speaker 1 45:55

No, it's not. It is legit, it is. It's worth every bit of the hype.

Speaker 4 45:59

I watched it the day it came out, so it comes out on Thursday, right Technically, and the premiere is Friday. I watched it on Thursday, bro.

Speaker 3 46:07

Yeah, I have to watch it. I'm just a person that I'll wait till it hits Netflix. Nope, nope, you don't want to wait, I Go watch it.

Speaker 1 46:14

Go watch it in full, because some of the lines are gold.

Speaker 3 46:17

Watch it in Dolby yes.

Speaker 4 46:19

In Dolby, in Dolby, I always do AMC veterans, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 46:24

And we are back with Miss Joyce Now. We asked you in the beginning if you had any big boy blue checks in your DMs and you found one.

Speaker 3 46:33

I did. What was his name? I'm not going to Do. I have to say his name Drop the name.

Speaker 1 46:38

We're ready.

Speaker 3 46:38

I don't want to drop his name, he's really nice why. Why? I don't know, I don't know how to pronounce it. One.

Speaker 1 46:42

Okay, give me, I'll read it.

Speaker 3 46:44

You want to read my DMs?

Speaker 1 46:45

Yeah.

Speaker 3 46:45

Yeah.

Speaker 1 46:52

Oh my God, all this can't lean. Now if, for those who don't know who this is, this is a Super Bowl champion. Wide receiver for Kansas City Chiefs. Yeah, he's very very talented young man. I'm gonna check these DMs.

Speaker 3 47:08

Well, the first is like sweet.

Speaker 1 47:09

I didn't ask all that.

Speaker 3 47:11

Okay, you don't read them.

Speaker 2 47:13

Huh.

Speaker 3 47:13

Max.

Speaker 1 47:14

What Don't? It's too late.

Speaker 4 47:15

I have the phone Stop. How about read the worst one? Oh, read the worst one. Hold on Not if it's bad.

Speaker 3 47:20

I just feel like it's also a violation of his privacy. I didn't ask him if it was okay.

Speaker 4 47:24

He'll be all right, okay, well, as soon as it hits your direct message inbox.

Speaker 1 47:29

As your big brother he is, and this guy can't even whoop me.

Speaker 4 47:40

I mean, apparently you guys have different mothers and fathers because, I mean, the skin colors are a little bit different, but you know, mama got with a white man.

Speaker 3 47:49

I'm just kidding.

Speaker 1 47:50

Hey, but she knew where to come home to.

Speaker 2 47:53

You know what I?

Speaker 1 47:54

mean Fucking idiot Please don't read those.

Speaker 3 47:58

They're not that bad.

Speaker 1 48:00

Last message is the one I care about. Let me give context. There's been some messaging. There's been a little time gap in between. My man said forgot about me already. Crazy Response I didn't, I just figured you were busy. The whole time I told him His reply, trying to make some time for you we don't have to continue. I'm leaving right there.

Speaker 4 48:26

It's not really much after that.

Speaker 1 48:27

I'm leaving right there? I don't think I'm leaving right there. Was there a response to that?

Speaker 3 48:31

Did it respond?

Speaker 1 48:32

You have it. Yeah, I'm terrible how long ago was that this is like a few weeks ago, because this is April 29th, oh shit.

Speaker 4 48:38

I thought you had a man. I do.

Speaker 1 48:41

No.

Speaker 3 48:43

I was being just nice.

Speaker 1 48:44

You were being very polite and very respectful. I was very polite.

Speaker 3 48:48

Because normally, when guys are like, oh, I'm going to make time for you, I'm like, well, I figured you forgot about me already. Well, I figured you were busy because I ain't going to hit you up. But you text me, I'm like, oh well, you're just this big man, like you got. You're busy, the king, I got worried about little me.

Speaker 1 49:02

So you just want to stroke his ego and make him feel good about?

Speaker 3 49:04

he was really nice and the fashion show was great.

Speaker 1 49:06

It was a good time, okay, great now my question to you, ma'am, and you know if you don't want to answer.

Speaker 3 49:13

Oh, I can do that now.

Speaker 1 49:14

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're in that part of the series. Okay, what blue check would get you to have to use one of these hall passes, like not of your three Outside of?

Speaker 3 49:28

the three Outside of my three.

Speaker 4 49:30

Breezy, michael B Jordan and Channing Tatum it can't be them.

Speaker 1 49:35

Like, what level of status does he have to be to make you go? No, one time, for the one time.

Speaker 4 49:41

Like Bezos, hits you up.

Speaker 3 49:43

I'm dead. You guys are going to judge me so hard on this.

Speaker 1 49:47

What you got Khaled. Dj Khaled.

Speaker 3 49:49

Yeah, I like me a big man.

Speaker 1 49:52

Another one, another one.

Speaker 3 49:56

That's where we're going. Another one Don't judge me for it, I'm not hey hey you asked I should have sipped because I knew I smell the judgment.

Speaker 1 50:04

No, no, no no, I'm a firm believer. Love knows no size boundary. You know what I mean.

Speaker 3 50:09

Probably by Bunny, I don't know. He's a little. He's a little fruity tooty though.

Speaker 1 50:17

You're the gay artist grade. I just think he's a small individual. Oh what? No, like all them, little reggaeton artists are little.

Speaker 3 50:25

Shitting on the Spanish culture. What you mean, what you mean.

Speaker 1 50:28

So you know, turtle took me to the Viva La Urbanas thing down in.

Speaker 3 50:33

Miami.

Speaker 1 50:33

I never asked how small these artists are until I go see them and then I'm like oh, y'all are like five, five.

Speaker 3 50:39

Oh small, as in like height I thought you meant small, as in like yeah shit.

Speaker 1 50:43

No, no, no, I'm just saying like physical size. They're small dudes.

Speaker 3 50:48

Yeah, there's not a lot of people out here that are like six Okay.

Speaker 1 50:52

Hey, I'm not even six and I don't want to break my neck.

Speaker 3 50:54

Hey, how are you? Yeah?

Speaker 1 50:55

great, hey, you know it's fine Now.

Speaker 4 50:59

Whoa whoa. You got to ask him the same question, though.

Speaker 1 51:02

See, you saw I was trying to get out of that.

Speaker 4 51:03

You saw, I was trying to get away from this.

Speaker 3 51:04

You trying to escape.

Speaker 1 51:06

You know, I know mine.

Speaker 3 51:08

What's yours?

Speaker 1 51:08

I know Ready Ready. Mine Give me Salma Hayek, sofia Vergara, sofia, oh, she's mine. Okay, I put her on mine's too Today. And my other one, my other one. I'm not gonna lie to you, give me Jessica Alba.

Speaker 3 51:27

Jessica Alba an oldie, but a classic yeah.

Speaker 4 51:30

She got herpes. What Y'all didn't know, that Jessica Alba has herpes. Yeah, she dated Justin Timberlake, Not my birthday twin.

Speaker 1 51:39

Not my birthday twin.

Speaker 3 51:43

What that's crazy. Both of y'all didn't know that. No, jessica Alba has herpes. Yeah, who also ushered.

Speaker 1 51:53

Hey, well for Jessica.

Speaker 4 51:53

Alba, I'm willing to catch it. I'm thinking more like Jessica Biel.

Speaker 1 51:57

Either way. Either way catching it, no stress At all. You wrap up Risking the biscuit. Zero hesitation Max For Jessica Alba yes, For nobody. For Jessica Alba today.

Speaker 3 52:14

You can't risk your life, Sofia Vergara today. Sofia.

Speaker 1 52:18

Yes, salma Hayek right now, At any age. Salma Hayek, Jessica Alba today you can't risk your life. Sofia Vergara today, Sofia, yes.

Speaker 3 52:23

Yes, salma Hayek, right now, at any age, salma Hayek At any, she doesn't age, she Anyone. It's golden. I'm taking it.

Speaker 1 52:28

I'm taking it, no matter how you slice it At any age. Call it what you want, even with the voice, even definitely with the voice a good accent will get me every time. I don't know man that voice it's okay it's like fucking Fran Drescher so Fran Drescher, I always say, is a gorgeous woman when you press mute on the TV same with Sofia Vergara nope, can't do that it's okay because she's Latin, with Sofia Vergara.

Speaker 3 52:57

Nope, nope, don't do that. You cannot say that about Sofia Vergara, can't do that. Oh my God, that voice, bro, my opinion it's okay. Because she's Latin, I think it's because she has the look and the sass and like you know what I mean, that'll do it. My favorite one of hers is do you know how stupid I sound in English and how smart I am in Spanish?

Speaker 1 53:14

the fact that your impressions are on point.

Speaker 2 53:16

I love her.

Speaker 1 53:16

Are you ready for your next question? Yes, Now again, you can feel free to sip at any given point in here.

Speaker 4 53:24

He's a liar. She responded and then she sipped anyways.

Speaker 1 53:28

Yeah, I did. I didn't understand the rules. You didn't read them. Where did that shit go? You didn't even read them to me. You didn't prep me. Where did that shit go?

Speaker 3 53:38

You didn't even read them to me, you didn't prep me. I asked you, you said yeah, sure, I got you.

Speaker 1 53:43

Here I am. Well, this is the point of the whole game. Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 3 53:47

I want to be able to answer professionally.

Speaker 1 53:50

That's why I didn't prep you. I'll ask you this is the same one. We've asked other people what is is.

Speaker 2 54:00

If you were? If you were a guy, how would you?

Speaker 3 54:05

approach a woman I've always wanted to do it to someone. I could just never do it as a female, because then I'd be like yo. That bitch is weird.

Speaker 1 54:15

What you mean so have you ever hit on a dude like maybe you're trying to use like a pickup line on a dude, like have you tried to use like a pickup line on a dude? No, so how do you approach men?

Speaker 3 54:21

I don't.

Speaker 1 54:22

So you don't like? As a woman, you've never shot your shot at a dude. No, oh, pretty bitch privileges. You're right, Sorry, Good.

Speaker 3 54:37

They come to me.

Speaker 1 54:38

Valid.

Speaker 3 54:39

And I just like, if I feel like it's going somewhere, then I won't have you be my friend, like I don't know, I'm weird, I'm really weird.

Speaker 4 54:45

So you said you friend zone any guy that comes and talks to you. Yeah, anytime. Well then, how are you in a relationship right now?

Speaker 3 54:56

I don't know, I'm just going to be caught on this one.

Speaker 4 54:59

Damn that one shut down pretty quick it was different with my partner.

Speaker 3 55:04

It was different with my son's father I don't know what it was. He has a nice figure, he used to play football and he was in the army, so he's like fit. When I met him he got dad bod after I got mom bod and he dated a Latin woman that puts 30 pounds on you off.

Speaker 1 55:19

Rip Immediately.

Speaker 4 55:22

He needs that platinum.

Speaker 1 55:24

So she got the platinum. That's how that son got here.

Speaker 2 55:29

Max Ready.

Past Relationship Trauma and Healing

Speaker 3 55:34

No him, I don't know. I looked at him and I thought he was cool and when he turned around to walk away I was like he has a nice ass, I immediately go for a guy's ass. I'm weird. I know this. Don't judge me, I'm not. You just totally leaned back and judged me.

Speaker 1 55:51

I was just trying to hide mine.

Speaker 3 55:54

No, I think it was just like I don't know, and then it was like innocent flirting here and there.

Speaker 1 56:00

I flicked him because I was the beer tub girl. Remember, I had the ice bucket. You had the ice bucket.

Speaker 3 56:02

And I would like flick water at him when he would walk away, or like I'll throw ice, and then at the end of the night he would have to stand next to me, Like his job was to make sure nobody would steal beer as they're walking out. So then I and he would do it back and he's like you better watch yourself. I was like where you at, Like that's stupid flirting to me.

Speaker 1 56:18

Oh, you found out, or what?

Speaker 3 56:20

But I found out or what, and I had a child, yeah. I don't know. It was easy with him.

Speaker 4 56:26

I mean, you were literally throwing it at him.

Speaker 2 56:28

Was I.

Speaker 3 56:29

Was that me flirting? Was that me flirting? I threw ice at you throwing. Yeah, I was talking about the water, but oh yeah, no, he would catch me staring at him too.

Speaker 1 56:37

Oh, she threw some water at him Splish, splash.

Speaker 4 56:42

Sorry, are you?

Speaker 1 56:44

quite sure. Yeah, what is your most embarrassing bedroom moment?

Speaker 3 56:53

Oh, can I like say I can say anything.

Speaker 1 56:56

Anything you want, we're ready.

Speaker 3 56:58

So you know how women can bedazzle their buttholes with, like little butt plugs. Yeah, okay, had one and JP was going to town, I guess my, you know, when the girls had to grip that grip, I gripped a little too much and he was pushing a little too much and the butt plug kind of like you mistled a butt plug.

Speaker 1 57:27

It's a B-1000 butt rocket.

Speaker 3 57:29

That's crazy. Yeah, no, we literally stopped and we just immediately laughed and then just continued. So it was, it was can't stop. It was funny.

Speaker 4 57:39

It was better than a fart.

Speaker 3 57:40

I wouldn't say I don't think I've ever farted during intercourse. I think I would immediately pull my pants up and leave and say goodbye and block him off everything Like I'm sorry, I just crop dusted you.

Speaker 4 57:51

See, see, it's not just me. I wouldn't be able to do it.

Speaker 3 57:53

You know what I mean. I would feel some type of way.

Speaker 1 57:56

Now this next part is part of a game and I need your help for it. Okay, it's the most, it's the harshest reactions to, and I love you. So all I need you to do is say I love you. Okay, Whenever you're ready.

Speaker 3 58:08

Don't piss me off.

Speaker 1 58:09

I'm ready Go ahead.

Speaker 3 58:10

I love you. God, is that's a good one, though? Okay, again, I love you. I love your bravery.

Speaker 2 58:23

I need to hear can.

Speaker 3 58:25

I write that one down.

Speaker 1 58:28

But, max, I love you, not as much as your hairline.

Speaker 3 58:31

My frown immediately dropped. My frown went dead Immediately dropped. You came for, went dead Immediately dropped.

Speaker 1 58:40

You came for the hairline. You know I got weave on. It's not me, it's just, you know I saved this.

Speaker 3 58:48

Okay, it's okay, but I love you, thanks. My little brother does that shit to me. He's cringing. He's cringing right now, my little brother does that shit to me.

Speaker 4 58:59

You's cringing. He's cringing right now. My little brother does that shit to me. Don't keep laughing, my ass off right now.

Speaker 3 59:03

My brother does that to me. I'll be like I love you. He'll be like thanks and walk the fuck away.

Speaker 1 59:06

Oh, the last one sucks the last one hurts. I can't even imagine you ready, I'm ready.

Speaker 3 59:19

Max don't do this to me. I love you. Who told you?

Speaker 1 59:23

to oh, that is dark. You did why.

Speaker 3 59:25

Reminds me of the clip of the Sinners, and I told you to leave me the fuck alone, but you didn't hear that. Yeah, I heard you.

Speaker 2 59:31

No, no, no See, you didn't see the movie.

Speaker 1 59:33

No, I heard the clip no because the clip don't do the whole scene.

Speaker 3 59:36

The clip. That's how I felt when you said that. Who told you you did? When you stuck your tongue in my cooch and she calls it a coos, a coos, a coos.

Speaker 1 59:47

That's an old.

Speaker 4 59:47

Southern thing. You fucked me real good. I thought you changed your mind. He told her to keep your voice.

Speaker 1 59:53

Hey, look, look. So since you brought that up, I feel like y'all should improv a scene.

Speaker 3 59:59

Oh, our life is a complete improv scene. I got it.

Speaker 4 1:00:01

No, no, I mean like an acting scene, because that back and forth was actually fucking hilarious.

Speaker 1 1:00:07

We should do it more often. Okay, give me a scenario and I'm ready.

Speaker 4 1:00:10

Oh shit, I'm scared, give me. Okay, let me just off the top of my head, off the top of my head. You cheated on my sister. What? No, go ahead.

Speaker 1 1:00:16

I cheated with your sister. She cheated on you with your father. With my dad.

Speaker 4 1:00:20

Yes, okay, cool, and you cheated on her with her mother. Let's go.

Speaker 3 1:00:28

So we're keeping it in the family.

Speaker 4 1:00:30

Okay, well, technically not. How could?

Speaker 3 1:00:33

you do that. I know I fucked up and I cheated. How could you do that? I know I fucked up and I cheated, but damn my dad, wait I fucked his dad, but damn my mom.

Speaker 1 1:00:40

She got more ass than you, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 1:00:43

That's not what you said. You said I was fit, you were and that I was good for you.

Speaker 1 1:00:48

You are good for me, but that's great for me.

Speaker 3 1:00:51

She cooks better than me, doesn't she?

Speaker 1 1:00:52

She cooks better than you should throw it back bro.

Speaker 3 1:00:54

Yeah, well, your dad fucks better than you, so hey, at least you could find him.

Speaker 1 1:00:57

I've never known him.

Speaker 3 1:00:58

Oh, oh, fuck. That's why you can never love me properly. I get it Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 1:01:05

Never had a dad in the house to show me how to properly love a woman.

Speaker 3 1:01:08

I can't do this with you, Max. I can't do this.

Speaker 4 1:01:12

That was pretty good, though Ready at all times.

Speaker 3 1:01:15

All time, and this is literally anytime we go out. We're at dinner with our friends. We'll be talking shit. He'll say something we're like well, what the fuck? And we'll run with it.

Speaker 4 1:01:24

I mean, that's what this seemed like. You broke character, though.

Speaker 3 1:01:28

I couldn't, I can't with Max.

Speaker 4 1:01:30

I'm ready. Why not? Is it because he's black?

Speaker 1 1:01:34

It is, it must be. She hasn't had enough interaction with dark chocolate men.

Speaker 4 1:01:37

I mean, she did say white and Hispanic only Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 1:01:41

Remember that thing. I told you at the bar yes, at Hooters I do Watch.

Speaker 2 1:01:44

Watch Ready, watch, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 1:01:45

Watch. If you go to a pool, right, do you like test the waters first or do you dive right in?

Speaker 3 1:01:52

I test it, I know Okay.

Speaker 4 1:01:54

I know.

Speaker 1 1:01:54

Another question. Okay, Now here's why.

Speaker 3 1:01:58

I'm scared.

Speaker 1 1:01:59

When we ask that question. If you test the waters, you tend to date like white guys, to like light skins. If you dive right in, you're reckless. So you date dark skins, you're welcome.

Speaker 3 1:02:09

How did you come up with that?

Speaker 1 1:02:10

I don't know. I was in the Midwest when I was playing Arena. We were going to Hooters and it just started.

Speaker 3 1:02:15

I just feel like it's logical to test the waters in any situation.

Speaker 1 1:02:18

Yeah, but like, scientifically speaking, of the times I've asked, the girls say I'll just be jumping right in. What's your boyfriend's nationality? Oh, he's black. Makes sense, makes sense.

Speaker 3 1:02:32

I'm too scared to live on a dangerous side, I mean we live in Florida, so I mean the water's gonna be warm and you got dark skins in your DMs. That don't mean shit. They ain't in my DNA, so I'm fine.

Speaker 1 1:02:42

They could be.

Speaker 3 1:02:42

I don't want them to be.

Speaker 1 1:02:44

Are you scared?

Speaker 3 1:02:45

No, I just have heard stories from my friends and I don't want to be hospitalized, I'm good.

Speaker 4 1:02:52

Didn't you have a?

Speaker 2 1:02:53

black eye from a white guy.

Speaker 4 1:02:54

What Did you have? A black eye from a white?

Speaker 1 1:02:57

guy.

Speaker 3 1:03:00

Oh they coming for me.

Speaker 1 1:03:04

We're starting to see a pattern.

Speaker 3 1:03:05

I didn't date a white guy after that until I did. I'm lying. Jp's white but he's also white but black. If you come to a cookout with JP, how much you?

Speaker 1 1:03:14

want to bet. Oh, valid JP's solid for a cookout.

Speaker 3 1:03:17

He's like country at heart. Very much so.

Speaker 4 1:03:21

She's feeling cornered. We need to diffuse the situation.

Speaker 1 1:03:26

You feel that struggle. You feel that struggle.

Speaker 3 1:03:29

It's me, I'm like okay, do I go? Is it fight or flight? Right now it's Max. I don't know what to do. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Speaker 1 1:03:33

Hey, hey, hey, hey. You don't know struggle, I don't. You know, my people know struggle. You don't know struggle.

Speaker 3 1:03:39

Max, shut the fuck up. Please get out my face. Next question Glad you asked.

Speaker 4 1:03:44

Oh Yo, you still got another one right. I got like seven yeah.

Speaker 1 1:03:50

I got six minutes. I'm rolling.

Speaker 4 1:03:50

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we can film another one.

Speaker 1 1:04:00

Ooh, have you ever Let me put this carefully due to your situation have you ever done anything that you would not want your significant other to find out about?

Speaker 3 1:04:07

I feel like absolutely Every relationship does something that they feel like they shouldn't be doing, and if their partner knew about it, it wouldn't be right. Why do you think people delete text messages? Give an example. Why do you think I'm not giving? Give an example. Why do you think I'm not giving you? No fucking example, max, you got me fucked up how about from a previous relationship.

Speaker 1 1:04:24

Yeah, yeah, yeah, do that.

Speaker 3 1:04:27

So to the guy that I was in an abusive relationship with. When he left, I was at work and him and his friend came back to the house to grab the rest of his belongings right my belongings so he literally left me with nothing. He took everything. I was like, oh say less. I was playing nice to him. I got him high. He don't smoke weed, he's just a coke head.

Speaker 3 1:04:51

Had him spoke weed he so I didn't have intercourse with him because I was just so disgusted by him, but he definitely got off of my feet. What so? I gave him like a little and he knocked the fuck out. I got him high, emptied him Madness, knocked him out and I went and took the rest of my belongings back. His roommate that he was with at the time helped me, and then I took his safety box too that had all his cash.

Speaker 4 1:05:21

Allegedly.

Speaker 3 1:05:22

Allegedly.

Speaker 4 1:05:23

Yes, yeah, let's throw that word in there. Yeah allegedly so. You gave him an FJ yeah.

Speaker 2 1:05:29

I've never had one of those. That's the worst J.

Speaker 3 1:05:32

Is it really? The feet are dirty? He liked it, mine are not.

Speaker 1 1:05:35

Bro, I'm not a foot person. Dude Bro, don't touch me with your feet, bro.

Speaker 4 1:05:39

You've been stepping in your shoes all day, and now you're rubbing it on my dick. I don't know.

Speaker 1 1:05:44

It's wild, it's wild business.

Speaker 3 1:05:46

That's why people shower and then get in bed. You don't just get in bed after a long day and be like hey babe.

Speaker 1 1:05:52

Okay, okay.

Speaker 3 1:05:53

Who the fuck would eat their man's ass. I don't eat ass. I like looking at ass, but I don't eat ass.

Speaker 4 1:05:58

I don't know. You said the first thing you look at is Was his ass? You see what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 1:06:02

It's a logical mind of question it just shows me he is athletically Inclined, inclined and can lift me if need be.

Speaker 1 1:06:15

Well, you have the Wait, your dms that, based on their profession, they are in the top three percent of athletically inclined individuals in the world yeah, that's cool.

Speaker 3 1:06:27

That's good for him. I'm happy for him.

Speaker 1 1:06:29

Don't want him you're scared, he's gonna hospitalize you. No, he said what the fuck? She's scared, she's gonna end up in a wheelchair. Her words, not mine. I'm not scared.

Speaker 3 1:06:37

I just I like what I like and I feel like he would be a really cool friend.

Speaker 2 1:06:41

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 3 1:06:42

Cool, okay, he could show me a nice little lifestyle, mm-hmm, you know, would I date him? No, mm-hmm, would I have relations to dinner with him absolutely.

Speaker 4 1:06:55

I'm a big bag For that free meal, right?

Speaker 3 1:06:56

there, right? I'll tip the waiter if he really feels that way. Yeah, some men do feel that way. Oh, they want to go home because they just want to pay for their free meal. I'll tip the waitress or I'll pay for my half, I don't care.

Speaker 1 1:07:07

If I take a girl out and pay for all of that, I appreciate that Paying for stuff.

Speaker 3 1:07:14

Okay, rob me blind, especially a big booty Latino.

Speaker 1 1:07:21

Every time.

Speaker 4 1:07:22

Who's Tina? A big booty Latino. Oh, big booty Latino.

Speaker 3 1:07:28

Tina. Tina's my wife actually. You don't know Tina. Tina, she used to be. She's a bartender at Prana. Now that girl got some thick ass, thighs and booty.

Speaker 1 1:07:40

I pray, she sees this.

Speaker 3 1:07:42

She was literally. Can we put her up? She was.

Speaker 1 1:07:46

Oh yeah, oh, we can. Yeah, look up her IG. She can pull this up Her body.

Speaker 3 1:07:50

Hold on.

Speaker 1 1:07:51

I'm going to look at her.

Speaker 4 1:07:53

Just first.

Speaker 3 1:07:54

Tina.

Speaker 2 1:07:55

Yeah.

Speaker 4 1:07:56

No B-E-T-T-I-N-A.

Speaker 3 1:08:00

B-E-T. No B-E-T-T.

Speaker 4 1:08:03

T-T-I-N-A.

Speaker 3 1:08:04

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 1:08:05

Bettina.

Speaker 2 1:08:05

Bettina.

Speaker 4 1:08:08

Fina.

Speaker 3 1:08:09

No, b-a-l. Her last name, b-a-l, d-e-r. Ooh, jp Gonna be so man Cause, technically this is his wife, but I stole her.

Speaker 4 1:08:21

All right, so I just typed it in.

Speaker 3 1:08:25

Oh, do take. It's a space in between the name.

Speaker 4 1:08:27

Okay, so search B Space in between the name.

Speaker 3 1:08:33

Delete her last name real quick. B-a-l-d.

Speaker 4 1:08:38

B-A Go back to Bettina.

Speaker 1 1:08:41

Go back to Bettina. She should pop up, because I follow her Right there.

Speaker 3 1:08:44

Yeah, that's her.

Speaker 1 1:08:45

Bettina, yeah, that's her right there, let's go. Oh, that is her thing, she's beautiful.

Speaker 2 1:08:51

Look at her.

Speaker 1 1:08:51

Let's look team. This is Tina. This is Tina.

Speaker 3 1:08:53

This is my wife. You guys, god Jesus.

Speaker 4 1:08:56

Let's pick on that one.

Speaker 3 1:08:58

She's beautiful and she's all like 5'10", 5'11". Yeah, she's tall, she's beautiful, she's gorgeous, she's tall, she's tall, yeah, she's tall. She lives in California.

Speaker 4 1:09:07

No, she lives in Disney.

Speaker 3 1:09:09

She just moved to Arizona. Yeah, she's cool. Oh shit, she's our big booty, big booty, tina, but Tina, but Tina. Yeah, we call her Tina, but Tina. He's like who's Tina, tina?

Speaker 1 1:09:25

Let me tell you, Tina is different.

Speaker 3 1:09:27

Are you FaceTiming her? Absolutely I'm bitch Watch her not answer.

Speaker 1 1:09:32

Who not gonna answer? Fuck you talking about hey Tina, hey Hi.

Speaker 4 1:09:36

Hey, remember mic her head talking about hey tina, hey, hi, hey, remember mic.

Speaker 1 1:09:38

So you see her reaction oh, oh, yeah we're.

Speaker 1 1:09:40

We're on my podcast right now we got 30 seconds, oh hi, well, it's gonna record for longer than that yeah we were talking about you, actually, really we were talking about how we were talking about big booty latinas and and then they said tina, I said Joyce, they just said Tina, and then at one point we had your IG profile up on the screen Shut up, I swear, we got you up here right now, Girl. So Joyce is saying that you would qualify as her wife. You said what? Oh, I couldn't see you for a second. I said Joyce said that you are her wife. Yeah, I am.

Speaker 3 1:10:29

Told you.

Speaker 1 1:10:30

Okay, so here's my thought. Hear me out, hear me out, hear me out, hear me out.

Speaker 3 1:10:34

Be mad.

Speaker 1 1:10:35

I'm not mad. I believe sharing is caring. I'm keen, I just not mad. I believe sharing is caring. I just want to pay some bills and have some Tina.

Speaker 4 1:10:42

That's it. Oh my God, you're too short, I want bills.

Speaker 1 1:10:46

I'm expensive Money long. What are you talking?

Speaker 3 1:10:50

about. She said I'm expensive money long.

Speaker 1 1:10:52

What are we talking about? Tina we on camera? I don't care. What are we talking about? Send the invoice, I'm fine.

Speaker 3 1:10:58

Tina.

Speaker 1 1:10:58

Send the invoice, I'm ready.

Speaker 3 1:11:01

Tina, should we tell him what your height requirement is? I don't think he passes.

Speaker 1 1:11:05

I don't care about no height requirement. I passed the other requirement. I'm dead. Money long what up. You know, you know.

Motherhood and Dating Life Challenges

Speaker 3 1:11:14

I'm dead. That's my wife you're talking to.

Speaker 1 1:11:17

That's okay, you're not taking care of her money. I got her. Don't even worry about this. I'm so done with you guys. Look, that could be your wife. You know what I'm saying? I'm just her mistress.

Speaker 4 1:11:26

Or whatever. The guy version of that is Max Max the mistress. I'm a mistress. Oh, you're the mistress.

Speaker 1 1:11:32

That's cute. You know what I'm saying? That's it. I'm just a side piece. I don't need to be here all the time. I'm just here when you need me. I'm dead. I won't even get t-shirts made. My friends do. How about that? Say no more. I'll call you when my friends do. That's cool.

Speaker 3 1:11:53

And look if I pay the full month.

Speaker 1 1:11:55

I'm going to bring Joyce with me. We'll be right back. We're going to talk to Tina a little bit more. We'll be back on the next segment. Alright, we are live one more again with the lovely Miss Joyce. We are kind of all over the place, but I'm here for it, literally I'm here for it. It's okie dokie. It's alright, miss Joyce. Okay, I've been waiting to get married.

Speaker 3 1:12:13

Why not?

Speaker 1 1:12:18

I want to get dressed up, so why are you not getting married?

Speaker 3 1:12:20

Why don't you ask Amber to get married? Why don't you ask your other friends to go get married? Why I got to be the one to get married? I feel like I'm the most toxic putter out of this whole friend group, but I know the. I'm trying to see. If I want one more time, we could just throw a big party to celebrate Not a wedding, but just to celebrate and have a mama cook.

Speaker 1 1:12:41

Y'all go together long enough. You know black people, after a while y'all just go together.

Speaker 3 1:12:43

That's my lady type yeah, technically they're saying it's a common law marriage.

Speaker 1 1:12:46

Yeah, so we could throw you a wedding, a common law wedding.

Speaker 3 1:12:50

No, why don't we just all save the money instead? And just Could do that or buy a house.

Speaker 1 1:12:56

Yeah, you could go buy a house.

Speaker 3 1:12:58

Or buy a house.

Speaker 1 1:12:59

He's steady on that, I'm going to get a house, okay, okay, by the end of 2025 or the beginning of 2026,.

Speaker 3 1:13:05

I'm getting a house.

Speaker 1 1:13:06

Miss Joyce, who do you think cheats more, men or women?

Speaker 3 1:13:11

Men, but I think once women know that their man has cheated, you could cheat one time. I'm gonna get my cat back with five people and you won't even know.

Speaker 1 1:13:23

Oh, please, I just want to pull up some stats for you real quick.

Speaker 3 1:13:26

Oh no, do they say, women cheat more.

Speaker 4 1:13:28

Absolutely, absolutely.

Speaker 3 1:13:29

You fucking whores.

Speaker 4 1:13:31

Okay, before I give you this, let me do this math okay.

Speaker 3 1:13:36

Okay, I'm not good with math.

Speaker 1 1:13:38

Okay, on a given week, how many guys give you a compliment?

Speaker 3 1:13:44

Me personally or just women? You personally Maybe like 10, 15. 10, 15? A day? 10, 15 a day, Probably yeah.

Speaker 1 1:13:58

In a week, how many guys at least make the attempt at you.

Speaker 3 1:14:02

Probably like three or four.

Speaker 1 1:14:03

Three or four a day.

Speaker 3 1:14:04

Yeah.

Speaker 1 1:14:04

Okay, so I'll do the math for you. Let's lowball it and say three.

Speaker 2 1:14:09

Okay.

Speaker 1 1:14:09

That's three a day. There's seven days in a week. Okay, that's 21.

Speaker 4 1:14:13

Okay.

Speaker 2 1:14:18

That's 21. Okay, it's 21.

Speaker 1 1:14:19

21 dicks being thrown at you. Jesus when you put it that way Wait, wait, wait, ready, ready. In a week, there's what? 52 weeks in a year? Yes, so that's 21 times 52.

Speaker 4 1:14:25

Look at that.

Speaker 1 1:14:26

That's 1,092 dicks swung at you in a fucking year.

Speaker 3 1:14:33

Why did you have to say it like that?

Speaker 1 1:14:35

Hey, hey, hey. I want you to understand where the numbers come from. You're a dick slayer over here Fucking hell, hey, hey hey, call it what you want, but you're telling me that and that's just on the low end.

Speaker 2 1:14:46

Okay.

Speaker 1 1:14:47

That's not even included in the DMs. You're not getting that's in your request box.

Speaker 3 1:14:50

But how many women will actually go to it though?

Speaker 1 1:14:59

Like, like, how many will accept? Like you know, I mean like you could throw all Accepted. You're telling me girls are denying 1092 dudes that their man is acting.

Speaker 3 1:15:04

Correct that full year. Absolutely the point. I'm gonna send ten toes down on it. Absolutely, you want to know why women are honestly more faithful than men. So you say you've never done anything sideways. I Play the fifth, but I'm just saying women are more. Women are more. Women are more loyal to men than men are to women.

Speaker 4 1:15:21

Did you? Did you respond to that DM from that guy?

Speaker 3 1:15:24

Did I accept him wanting to go on a date and everything? No, no, no, respond, yeah, respond to it because his first initial text was thank you for the support and I said, yeah, it was a great show.

Speaker 4 1:15:33

It didn't end up like that. You gonna make time for me? Yeah, I left him on read you didn't make. Are you gonna make time for me? Why?

Speaker 1 1:15:39

are you sweating?

Speaker 4 1:15:39

Nah, if the roles were reversed, Bro, if I had a thousand twenty-one vaginas thrown at me, let's go.

Speaker 3 1:15:47

He's eating every single one of them. Huh, he's eating every single one of them. His tongue is gonna have a fucking eight pack on it First off.

Speaker 1 1:15:53

you Herpes is real.

Speaker 3 1:15:56

You just were gonna give it up For fucking Jessica Alba.

Speaker 1 1:16:00

I stand on what I said, but not for this other random 1092. And guess what? No man is getting 1092 thrown at them. You just said earlier how often do you approach a guy You're talking about? You don't approach men. You know how rare it is a guy gets approached Just in general, really In your, in your lifetime, your lifetime maybe 50 oh, that's maybe 50, where a girl genuinely shoots her it's got to be a little bit higher than that.

Speaker 3 1:16:28

I feel like it should on average I'm saying on an average per year.

Speaker 1 1:16:32

Yeah, oh shit, probably less than that for me I'm saying like average, if I'm factoring in every type of dude, from the one percenters to your average, joe, I'd say it's probably even less than 50.

Speaker 4 1:16:45

You think so? I think so Less than 50?

Speaker 3 1:16:48

I mean, Now you're debating on this shit, but I'm saying I know me personally.

Speaker 4 1:16:56

Let's do lashes. You just said at the gym some bitch was trying to oh, you could pick me up.

Speaker 3 1:17:01

I feel like girls in the gym really are ballsy, though, but but you know why that hits so hard?

Speaker 1 1:17:06

because it never happens. You know what I'm saying? Like, I think that's why it's so. Oh yeah, because girls don't hit on you. Yeah, so when it does happen, and it's fun and creative.

Speaker 4 1:17:15

yes, rob Markman, we got one story about that and then they got 1,091. I got one good story.

Speaker 1 1:17:23

How many pick up lines have you heard in your life? A lot, rob Markman, like corny bullshit.

Speaker 2 1:17:26

lines Like a lot of bullshit. Rob Markman Like yeah.

Speaker 1 1:17:29

Because all the good pick up lines are taken right.

Speaker 3 1:17:31

No, because it's just not entertaining enough for me. You have to be sarcastic as fuck with me.

Speaker 4 1:17:36

That's crazy. What's got to be the best one, then you got to have a best one Like the best pickup line. You've heard when you're like oh my God, I'm tripping now.

Speaker 1 1:17:45

The other one was good.

Speaker 3 1:17:46

What other?

Speaker 4 1:17:47

one, the camping one. Well, that was her acting as a guy.

Speaker 1 1:17:51

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, trying to pick up a chick, yeah yeah, yeah, that was a good one. I'll take that one.

Speaker 3 1:17:57

I can't remember any of the pick-em lines. Oh no, no, that was the other girl.

Speaker 1 1:18:00

That was the other girl.

Speaker 4 1:18:01

yeah, I can't remember what pick-em line. That was a good one. Hey, try it on her.

Speaker 3 1:18:09

Here we go, all right and action.

Speaker 1 1:18:12

Do you like camping? Okay, what would you do if you know you're out camping and you wake up, pants around your ankles and your ass hurts If no one's around? Would you tell somebody? Would you tell somebody it happened?

Speaker 3 1:18:25

No.

Speaker 1 1:18:26

You wouldn't tell nobody. No, you want to go camping.

Speaker 3 1:18:32

No, that shit is money, that's good.

Speaker 1 1:18:34

That shit is money, oh my.

Speaker 2 1:18:36

God I can't stand you, you bro, but it would work it would work.

Speaker 3 1:18:42

It's funny.

Speaker 1 1:18:42

We heard that from a chick. A girl told us that, a girl just told us that one. Oh, absolutely yeah, she's been through some shit.

Speaker 3 1:18:46

No, no, no no, she was saying that if she were a guy.

Speaker 1 1:18:52

If she was a guy, she would do. That's a good line. She got me.

Speaker 3 1:18:54

Listen.

Speaker 1 1:19:01

I'll put you in touch with her I ain't going glamping with that bitch.

Speaker 4 1:19:05

She was very pretty.

Speaker 1 1:19:09

She's athletic and built.

Speaker 3 1:19:11

She got a bubble butt.

Speaker 4 1:19:12

Yeah, she does, Alright send her my Instagram. Oh my gosh she's literally thinking about it.

Speaker 3 1:19:18

Oh yeah, max knows Like I'm dibbling down, hey, hey hey, we'll just, I can put her up here.

Speaker 4 1:19:24

Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 1:19:25

Here go Tita, go on a search, it's right here, got it covered.

Speaker 3 1:19:30

Why was y'all looking up that girl?

Speaker 4 1:19:32

Well, we looked up all our guests.

Speaker 3 1:19:34

She's cute. Oh, I seen her in the yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, she's cute. Oh, I seen her in the yeah, yeah yeah. Yeah, she's cute. We could go to lunch together. She has a nice stomach. I'll set it up. I'll set it up.

Speaker 1 1:19:43

I'll set it up right now.

Speaker 3 1:19:45

What you want to do.

Speaker 4 1:19:47

Now remember earlier, I think, segment one she's like yeah, I've been with a girl that had a taco but didn't eat my, oh no.

Speaker 3 1:19:59

Probably not.

Speaker 1 1:20:01

What's your type of woman then?

Speaker 3 1:20:02

I feel like Tina. I look at Tina Hi, friend, how are you? She was just here. I said hi, I miss you, I know.

Speaker 1 1:20:10

She loved me.

Speaker 3 1:20:11

Her boobs sit perfectly to my face.

Speaker 1 1:20:14

And they're bigger now.

Speaker 3 1:20:15

And I'm just like.

Speaker 1 1:20:17

They're bigger now, so you're a boob girl.

Speaker 3 1:20:20

I'm an everything girl. I don't really judge people based on my color, but if I like it I'm like oh you look cute, damn you two look nice. I like it do a spin. Oh you have a nice little butt.

Speaker 1 1:20:28

Oh my god you got the best titties you know me you can't say you can't say you dude oh, not me.

Speaker 3 1:20:36

Oh okay, I don't know like celebrity wise or like somebody you-mm, somebody you know.

Speaker 1 1:20:44

Oh damn, yeah, I'm not going to let you know. You got to use somebody you know.

Speaker 3 1:20:48

Nicole Ramos. She's got some career territory.

Speaker 1 1:20:53

The one that bartends at.

Speaker 3 1:20:54

That's angry.

Speaker 1 1:20:56

Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 1:20:57

Can we find her? Yeah, her name is Nicole Ramos.

Speaker 4 1:21:00

Nicole.

Speaker 3 1:21:01

No, not with the H Delete, nicole. No, not with the H Delete. That. No, not with the Y. Jesus, fucking Christ. Oh, she's the first one, first one, first one, first one, beautiful. Look at that, look at that.

Speaker 1 1:21:13

Fun fact. Fun fact for those who don't know I'm a huge fan of MTV's the Challenge. Oh yeah, she was on there and she's cousins to Nani.

Speaker 3 1:21:21

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 4 1:21:22

She's amazing.

Speaker 3 1:21:23

She's amazing, she's amazing.

Speaker 4 1:21:24

I don't see any boob pics, though Right, first one.

Speaker 3 1:21:27

Well, I mean, it was a.

Speaker 4 1:21:28

See, I'm trying to look for something like that.

Speaker 3 1:21:31

Well, she don't gotta put all of it out there it is there it is there we go Okay, she's got some nice boobs.

Speaker 4 1:21:37

Are they real? Absolutely not.

Speaker 3 1:21:39

No, no, no, there's no way. Yeah, that's a perfect teardrop, yeah, no she's gorgeous to her core inside and out. Yeah, Chef's kiss.

Speaker 4 1:21:50

Oh, now we have to pull up. Come on the guest. Oh, which one? Here we go, joyce Elaine, here we go.

Speaker 1 1:21:58

There's the first picture she got to this album.

Speaker 4 1:21:59

Let's see these boobs.

Speaker 3 1:22:01

Yeah, whoa, let's see these boobs. Yeah, whoa, I've got nice boobs. Perfect teardrop, fake as fuck, love them.

Speaker 4 1:22:06

Yeah, my wife's tits are fake too.

Speaker 3 1:22:07

Yeah, they're amazing. Fake boobs are great. I hate people that are like oh, I like a natural girl, like, have a girl with a boob job, saline, or silicone, silicone, silicone. Mm-hmm, I don bears where it's at Gummies, gummies, yeah, that's fine.

Speaker 1 1:22:22

So yeah, you got gummies.

Speaker 3 1:22:23

Yeah, they form the perfect teardrop.

Speaker 1 1:22:26

Oh yeah, what's the recovery time on that?

Speaker 3 1:22:30

Right, I bounce back really fast. I think it's just depending on people's like how they heal and how they take pain. I have a high pain challenge. I was back at work the next week, yeah.

Speaker 1 1:22:39

What.

Speaker 3 1:22:39

Yeah, I was back at work, but I also worked at the plastic surgeon's office.

Speaker 2 1:22:42

Oh valid, so like.

Speaker 3 1:22:43

I literally was a consultation for plastic surgeries and then I had like a whole thing while I was working.

Speaker 1 1:22:51

Oh, that's crazy. Now, did you have your boob job before or after your son?

Speaker 3 1:22:55

After yeah yeah, he sucked me dry. I had pancakes.

Speaker 2 1:23:00

Oh yeah. No, I'm gonna chase after? Yeah, no, they say that right.

Speaker 4 1:23:06

That once you're done with your breastfeeding that you should reconstruct your breast, right?

Speaker 3 1:23:09

Yeah, I didn't want to have any more kids, so I knew I wanted to have surgery, so I did it. It was nice, it was great. I loved it, don't regret it. If you think about getting a breast augmentation. Do it.

Speaker 4 1:23:20

Did you go bigger or smaller? Bigger, she had no titties.

Speaker 2 1:23:24

When I met her when.

Speaker 3 1:23:25

I met her. Joyce had no tits.

Speaker 1 1:23:26

I love you, fran, but you a flat chested ass bitch. Yeah, you had little cheeks on you, you had a little booty on you, but that was it.

Speaker 3 1:23:36

That was it I honestly was a tomboy too. Yeah, I was a bad tomboy.

Speaker 1 1:23:40

I think that's what made it easy to just be the big brother, because she wasn't like. She was still like kid, yeah, like with her frame. She hadn't grown into her grown woman body. Yet you know what I mean. Like think about it, you were what Fresh out of high school. Yeah, like fresh out of high school. Like she was still kid body. Which high school.

Speaker 3 1:24:00

I graduated at Tarpon High.

Speaker 4 1:24:02

Oh, so you're a Pinellas, kid. Yeah, pasco.

Speaker 3 1:24:04

Why is it? No, is it? That's Pinellas? That's Pinellas Palm.

Speaker 4 1:24:08

Harbor, tarpon. Yeah, yeah, that's Pinellas Clearwater.

Speaker 1 1:24:11

Pasco is like north of 50th Street, that's Hudson and all.

Speaker 4 1:24:19

Holiday.

Speaker 1 1:24:20

New Perichy. Oh okay, okay, yeah, pasco, yeah right, my bad, even in Hillsborough I don't really care.

Speaker 4 1:24:23

Yeah, pinellas, so you grew up rich-rich.

Speaker 3 1:24:27

No, I didn't.

Speaker 1 1:24:27

I didn't grow up rich-rich Paul Marbury's what you said. Paul Marbury's got where money at yeah.

Speaker 3 1:24:31

I went to PHU for two years and then I graduated at Tarpon, so I went to both.

Speaker 1 1:24:36

Did you have a pool coming up?

Speaker 3 1:24:38

No.

Speaker 4 1:24:44

I had a community pool, but I didn't have a pool Better than most.

Speaker 3 1:24:46

Yeah, yeah, actually true. So then, yes, okay, my mama got a pool now.

Speaker 1 1:24:49

She could have been had a pool.

Speaker 3 1:24:50

Shut up Max.

Speaker 1 1:24:51

What I'm just saying.

Speaker 3 1:24:53

I cannot with him.

Speaker 1 1:24:54

What I'm just saying. She could have been had a pool. My choices were just a little bit different.

Speaker 4 1:25:02

Can I throw something at you? Whoa, whoa, whoa. That is a podcast studio.

Speaker 1 1:25:07

Outside maybe? Yeah, you could throw a fist at him. Absolutely not, man. We don't condone violence because he's going to leave me hanging. Oh gotcha, but we're not going to condone violence over here.

Speaker 4 1:25:17

Can you give a black guy to a black guy?

Speaker 1 1:25:19

Absolutely not. I can't even get hickeys.

Speaker 3 1:25:22

We can test it out, ooh.

Speaker 1 1:25:24

Really it can't happen.

Speaker 3 1:25:25

Why.

Speaker 1 1:25:26

It just doesn't happen.

Speaker 3 1:25:27

I've had I had one once. My mama beat my ass.

Speaker 4 1:25:32

Well you had another one too that you already said on the podcast.

Speaker 2 1:25:36

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 1:25:40

But we talked about it a lot.

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Speaker 1 1:25:41

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, I got a hot seat in there, so what are your plans for the salon?

Speaker 3 1:25:49

I'm in the process of shifting. No, no, talk about it.

Speaker 1 1:25:53

I brought it up for a reason.

Speaker 3 1:25:56

I was in downtown. For two years.

Speaker 1 1:25:59

Prior to that, I was in Brandon and you were in downtown with who, I'm not saying her name, brie I said it, I'm here.

Speaker 3 1:26:08

He was obsessed with her at one point still anytime can we bring her up you can. She's gorgeous. I mean, I'm blocked from instagram so I can't show you, but well, I'm not blocked. I'm dead. She's gorgeous she's, she's fun, she's great um. Nailed by brie nailed by brie.

Speaker 4 1:26:25

Yeah, nailed, sounds like a cuck situation uh, there you go, the first one yeah, talk to me nice she's pretty wait, wait, wait, wait.

Speaker 3 1:26:36

There, it is right in here yeah, okay, she's cute, okay, okay, okay, I, I can go down, she's still got more on here.

Speaker 2 1:26:43

Cute, okay, mm-hmm, okay, mm-hmm you can go down.

Speaker 3 1:26:46

She's still got more on here. I took all her photos. Those are her birthday photos.

Speaker 4 1:26:50

She looks like Beyonce, bro, she looks like.

Speaker 1 1:26:52

Lalo. Now, bro, you see why I was trying to get put on.

Speaker 3 1:26:58

She's gorgeous DMX.

Speaker 4 1:27:00

I. You know what I mean I get it. You know what I mean I get it.

Speaker 1 1:27:03

You know what I'm saying. Like it was Amanda, I tried, but somebody wasn't trying to help a brother out.

Speaker 3 1:27:08

She was with somebody when he was like, put me on, I'm like she got a whole dude Like she don't care. That ain't what I asked for. You have her Instagram.

Speaker 1 1:27:16

That's cool.

Speaker 3 1:27:16

So you hit your slide in the DMs.

Speaker 4 1:27:18

Mm-mm, wow needs that number.

Speaker 1 1:27:21

That part I don't want to DM. You know what I mean. Think about how many that 1,092 is sitting in her DMs.

Speaker 4 1:27:28

And this is his opening line. Check out my podcast. I'm dead.

Speaker 3 1:27:34

You got Riz now friend.

Speaker 1 1:27:35

I'm going to tell her. Hey, mama, let me whisper to you.

Speaker 3 1:27:39

You ain't doing it. You don't know about him. You're too young to watch this podcast, hey still, that's a hard-ass fucking. It was.

Speaker 4 1:27:48

Yeah. Well you're the one who started it and now he picked it up.

Speaker 1 1:27:51

I'm going to pick it. It's a wrap now, oh yeah, it's a wrap, friend.

Speaker 3 1:27:54

It's over with. Now I'm acting it up.

Speaker 1 1:27:59

Hey, I can show you better. I don't believe you. You ain't got to believe, just trust. It's too late now. That's the new one. That's the new one. It's going to work, it's going to work.

Speaker 2 1:28:14

That's good, that's smooth, right there.

Speaker 1 1:28:16

Yeah it is. Look, that's the. The Casamigos made that one up.

Speaker 3 1:28:19

That's Casamigos yeah.

Speaker 4 1:28:20

I wish I had that, then you got to ask her if she's going to jump in the pool or test the waters.

Speaker 1 1:28:24

Look if she tests. She got to jump in the pool. Bro, she got to jump in the pool. If she tests the waters, I don't want it. I don't want it.

Speaker 3 1:28:29

You got to ask if she can swim first.

Speaker 1 1:28:31

I don't care.

Speaker 2 1:28:35

Neither can I so it'll be all right that, joyce.

Speaker 4 1:28:41

She's looking at you like I've never seen you swim.

Speaker 1 1:28:43

She's never seen me swim. I've never seen you swim, never. You've seen me do other things, but you've never seen me swim.

Speaker 4 1:28:52

Yeah, staying in the shallow end of the pool, that ain't swimming, that's staying in the water.

Speaker 1 1:28:57

Sitting in a kiddie pool, in a hot tub. Ready Dead.

Speaker 2 1:29:02

Stupid.

Speaker 1 1:29:03

I can run, I can jump. Some people can sprint to playgrounds. I sprint on football fields. Some of us good football player yeah, some people sprint on playgrounds, yeah oh, you know, fuck off.

Speaker 3 1:29:15

I vibed it too, as I knew it you know who I was talking to when um you posting me on your story? Who's?

Speaker 1 1:29:23

that Ryan.

Speaker 3 1:29:24

Ryan Dreadhead played football with you.

Speaker 2 1:29:28

Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 1:29:29

He was like yo, this is going to be lit Like we talked about this. He's like how you know him and I'm like that's literally my prophet.

Speaker 1 1:29:34

I promise you Tell him Everybody be.

Speaker 3 1:29:37

Everybody, people knew. You know how. I met him On a cruise when I was 16 years old, 15. Yeah, these underage stories are getting wild man. Oh, I got in trouble on that cruise. I didn't do nothing crazy. My little sister and her little ratchet friend did.

Speaker 1 1:29:52

What'd they do?

Speaker 3 1:29:54

They snuck out of the fucking hotel in the boat and they were. You have a TV in your hotel room on your cruise right, and you can flip the channels. You can see live on the thing. My dad came in the room and was like why is your sister at the nightclub there? She's dancing, there's nobody in that club, it's just like strobe lights and it's her and her friend dancing with two other guys.

Speaker 4 1:30:11

You were on Royal Caribbean then, I was on Royal Caribbean, yep.

Speaker 1 1:30:15

But is it like guys her age?

Speaker 3 1:30:16

Yeah, it was like the kid teen group that and go have fun. So we met everybody. That's how we met Ryan, that's how we met everybody. And then I went back to my room and I went to bed, cause I'm a good child of God, okay, and they were not Shut up and they got in trouble, Except when you're missile blast and you know butt plugs at people's faces. I'm a child of God. What I do in my own home is what do it on my own? Hey, I'm cooked.

Speaker 1 1:30:49

I'm just going to go. You go ahead and grab that, go ahead and get yours, thank you.

Speaker 4 1:30:52

I can tell you this All right, so I've done over 100 podcast episodes. You got to be the funniest fucking person I've ever met.

Speaker 2 1:31:00

Thank you.

Speaker 4 1:31:02

First round draft pick. First round draft. Well, she was second round. No, she's the first person funniest fucking person I've ever met.

Speaker 1 1:31:05

Thank you. First round draft pick. First round draft. Well, she was second round. No, she was the first person to ask. Yeah, she was the first person to ask yeah, no shit, she was the first person.

Speaker 3 1:31:12

I'm crazy, but like in a fun way. Mm-hmm so my wife is also a hairdresser.

Speaker 4 1:31:18

so yeah, all crazy, yeah we co-signed it.

Speaker 1 1:31:22

You're crazy. It's good for you.

Speaker 3 1:31:24

But it's good crazy. It's good crazy. It's not toxic. Crazy, no, no, like if.

Speaker 1 1:31:27

I ever get in trouble like if I were in jail and needed someone to just put money in my books.

Speaker 4 1:31:31

You'd hit me up, I would do it.

Speaker 1 1:31:33

Facts, facts. I just got skimmed over, but I for the whole 15 minutes.

Speaker 3 1:31:40

Oh, yeah, I'll tap him on the glass. You feel that, friend, what that's not your freedom right there. Look at this.

Speaker 1 1:31:48

Look at the glass. What's crazy is now, like I tell you all the time you'll get, maybe, like in life, maybe 10. Maybe 10. 10 real motherfuckers that you can, really that's way too many. But I'm saying like throughout, like throughout the course of your life, throughout your whole course of your life. You might get 10 people throughout the course of your entire life that you can really. If times were down chips are down you can make that phone call and they got you. No questions asked, boom.

Speaker 2 1:32:10

Oh yeah, this is one of them. Yeah, definitely one of them.

Speaker 3 1:32:13

No questions called.

Speaker 1 1:32:14

No questions, yeah, yeah, yeah, joyce, I need you to come bail me out.

Speaker 3 1:32:17

Got you pulling up.

Speaker 2 1:32:22

She's not asking no questions.

Speaker 4 1:32:23

We want to talk about it if I want to you know, when I get we haven't heard a story about you two, maybe your most fun story that you had together, most memorable story. There's got to be one that stands out above the rest. There has to be y'all, y'all get along way too well to where. How do you guys not have? You're both laughing, which I think you already know what the story is. Can you say it on in max, we trust?

Speaker 3 1:32:52

okay, so we're gonna give you a little bit of detail, but I'll give you all the detail and all this is allegedly, allegedly, allegedly, you want to start it off Allegedly. Allegedly, allegedly, allegedly.

Speaker 2 1:33:07

You want to start it off.

Speaker 3 1:33:08

So normally we normally do taco nights. If we don't go out, we'll go to Amber's house or we'll go to my house. We'll chill. We don't have to go out, but we want to be around each other. You know what I mean. We don't want to go where it's a loud setting.

Speaker 1 1:33:22

You want to be a human and socialized yeah, with people you know, people you do want to deal with your friends. You don't want to be around a bunch of drunk assholes all day Because working in the nightlife it's one of those like you get tired of that. So like let me take it a condensed version of this. Yeah.

Speaker 3 1:33:37

Continue. There's two of them that we. One that was at Amber's and one that was at mine. One at Amber's was kind of like.

Speaker 1 1:33:44

That one was wild.

Speaker 3 1:33:45

That one cops got involved.

Speaker 1 1:33:47

That's the one we want. Oh glad you asked.

Speaker 4 1:33:50

That one we can talk about. Okay, cool, we can freely talk about that one. Oh, wait, wait. Okay, now I want the other one.

Speaker 3 1:33:56

Fuck off, pick one, make up your mind. We'll just tell them both the one that you don't want to talk about is the one we need in max. We trust right here. Why did he say we need, I need it, my precious, that one that is that is a that's a good one, it's one of those. It's a good one.

Speaker 1 1:34:17

It's one of those like game night type deals it was a lot of fun, but I.

Speaker 3 1:34:22

It was a lot of fun, but I got in trouble with that one with my partner.

Speaker 4 1:34:27

Let's go back to the other one. Well, no, because it was fine. Unless you can, no, it's fine, it's okay.

Speaker 3 1:34:35

I amended for it. We're still together. We're good, we're good. Let me know how I can help.

Speaker 1 1:34:43

You tell AI to stop trying to help us.

Speaker 3 1:34:44

Help us, okay, picking up on what I'm saying oh, um, we all ended up having like a game night at my house. Um, we normally bring drinks and foods and stuff like that. This one we actually went out and we pre-gamed at show bar, right yeah yeah, we were at show bar. It was around like halloween time or no it had to be halloween I think around that time frame we were at a Show Bar.

Speaker 3 1:35:06

We got tired of it. We're like I don't want to go home, but let's go somewhere else. I ended up going to my house. We were playing games like have you Ever Truth or Dare?

Speaker 1 1:35:15

Never have I Ever.

Speaker 3 1:35:17

Never have I Ever.

Speaker 1 1:35:18

I win that game every time.

Speaker 3 1:35:20

He's a fucking asshole Every time. But we also set boundaries because who we were playing with. We were all friends and we didn't want to do like there was one person that was with the two people.

Speaker 2 1:35:29

Yeah.

Speaker 3 1:35:29

Jordy and another person that was with us. That we can't name who.

Speaker 4 1:35:33

Oh, aaliyah was there. Aaliyah was there, aaliyah was there.

Speaker 1 1:35:37

I mean you could name them. No, aaliyah was there.

Speaker 3 1:35:40

Aaliyah was there, amber, max, myself, so there's with us being so close of friends. We didn't want to be like, oh, I dare you to kiss, max, I dare you to do this. So when one of the friends was I, think it was Jordy. No one wants to fall in love that fast. You know what I mean. So one of our homeboys- Jordy was like oh, amber, one was two and two plus two. Is it equaled like seven, because we had Taylor Made?

Speaker 1 1:36:05

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 1:36:07

Never in my life wine and Taylor what Taylor Port.

Speaker 1 1:36:09

Taylor Port or something like that. Yeah, Taylor Made's a fucking golf.

Speaker 3 1:36:12

Thing.

Speaker 1 1:36:12

The one where it's like wine and Taylor Made.

Speaker 3 1:36:14

Taylor Made, yeah, where it's wine and whiskey or some shit mixed together. I thought Taylor Made was so I don't know. I'm not either, so I didn't know it was wine and whiskey mixed in one, so we're all literally having a time. Are we good on time?

Speaker 1 1:36:32

Yeah.

Speaker 4 1:36:33

Hey, what time does that say?

Speaker 1 1:36:34

Zero, zero. It's causing a zero.

Speaker 4 1:36:36

I mean they're still recording.

Speaker 2 1:36:39

Cool roll it.

Speaker 3 1:36:41

You say it fast, I say it.

Speaker 1 1:36:43

Okay, so you know, some dares happened between the girls. You know Amber may have, you know, kissed a girl and she liked it. Liked it Was that me no no, it was. Amber kissed Aaliyah that night. Oh my God, I was so drunk I don't remember. Yeah, joyce is running to the playground.

Speaker 3 1:37:07

How old were y'all? This was like two years ago. Yeah, this was like two years ago, dude, we're like giant children at heart, like one thing about us is that we could literally have fun with anything and everything Like it's fun, yeah no.

Speaker 1 1:37:18

Yeah, Joyce is just rinsing and Joyce is not an athletic runner.

Speaker 3 1:37:21

I ran, ah sprint, and it was raining outside too. It was like a little bit of like residue of rain outside, mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 1:37:27

And then she wanted to dance while she was on the way back. Yeah, it was great, it was great. Yeah, now we have fun time that led to a night with me and her friend.

Speaker 3 1:37:35

Yeah, no, aaliyah was supposed to stay. So I was like here, have pjs. Cool, I wake up. The pjs were in my washer, in my in my washer, and then so was the blanket that was on my couch. Max was gone and alia was like just sitting there like hi, good morning. I'm like where are the pajamas I gave you? And then so I'm taking my laundry and I'm like why? And I go like this, like ew, I was like what the fuck did you do? Who did you do? And then I called Max. I was like Max, he goes. Uh-uh, talk to you later, love you Bye. I was like what the?

Speaker 3 1:38:09

fuck, did you do so? Yeah, he had relations with my friend on my couch.

Speaker 4 1:38:15

And now, that is why you have a child.

Speaker 1 1:38:19

I know I'm joking, I'm joking, bro my kid's seven.

Speaker 4 1:38:22

I'm joking bro.

Speaker 3 1:38:24

I remember Aaliyah was like eh, it was all right, I called him.

Speaker 1 1:38:26

He was like what did she say Damn, did she like it? Wait, wait, wait, wait, listen, let it land.

Speaker 3 1:38:31

I was like Max, what happened? He's like what did she say?

Speaker 1 1:38:46

She said it was all right. My God, I was like that is so smart, because she really would have. She already told me that this girl is real clingy.

Speaker 3 1:38:48

Oh yeah, we're doing basic action today. I pre-warned him, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 1:38:50

Basic action.

Speaker 2 1:38:52

I am like what is it called?

Speaker 3 1:38:53

I'm the best wingman I really am, woo.

Speaker 1 1:38:58

And that is all the time we have for today. Until next time we are out. Miss joyce, who are you wearing today?

Speaker 3 1:39:05

hi, so I'm wearing my friend's clothing line, gne clothing. His name is gabriel. Okay, super cool person. He just started this about a year ago. He's on his own spiritual journey. Okay, um, I met him through, um a marketing event I was doing with brie we were going to school, a beauty school teaching and he does shirts, logos, clothing, all that stuff pretty. It's pretty cool. He actually I want you to go on my phone real quick and tab where you see, like how you can see photos.

Speaker 1 1:39:30

Okay, oh, where I can see all the photos.

Speaker 3 1:39:33

And then what do you see All daily?

Speaker 1 1:39:37

prayers and what else. Morning mantras All prayers.

Speaker 3 1:39:41

He literally hits me up. Go on, our thread hits me up every single morning.

Speaker 1 1:39:43

With just a good.

Speaker 3 1:39:44

With good morning positivity prayers.

Speaker 1 1:39:46

You need people like that in your life.

Speaker 3 1:39:47

He's a good person, so when I met him, he was saying he can make shirts and stuff like that, so he's going to be making some stuff for my line. But he also has a clothing thing opening for women, like a sports line as well, like pants and leggings. He has shirts like this. This is his first crop top that he has, so I just wanted to support him.

Speaker 1 1:40:02

Support him, mr Gabriel. We see you, and if you want to drop some more merch for the podcast, please feel free. We'll support, I'll leave him his cards.

Speaker 3 1:40:11

I have a card in the truck. You have a card in the truck?

Speaker 1 1:40:13

Yeah, Please leave some cards. Please leave a card for him.

Speaker 3 1:40:17

Love you, thank you.

Speaker 2 1:40:21

I don't know how to stop this