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In Max We Truzz
Real‑life things for real‑life people—no filters, no fluff. Hosted by Max Paul, In Max We Truzz dives head‑first into the stories that shape us: from the highs and lows of life after sports to the messy realities of mental health, relationships, business, and hustle culture. Each 60‑minute episode pairs Max’s energetic, humorous style with candid conversations from athletes, industry experts, creators, and entrepreneurs you know (and some you should know).
Expect raw language, unvarnished truths, and the occasional hot take—because authenticity isn’t always PG‑13. Weekly drops include:
- “The Real” – unfiltered dialogue with headline‑making guests
- Audience Q&A – Max answers your toughest life, career, and relationship questions
- Closing Monologue – rapid‑fire wisdom bombs from every guest
Whether you’re navigating a post‑athlete identity, scaling a startup, or just craving a straight‑shooting pep talk, this show hands you practical insight—and a laugh—every single week.
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Warning: Explicit language & brutally honest perspectives ahead. Listener discretion—and an open mind—advised.
In Max We Truzz
Elexus the Midnight Ballerina: Life as a Stripper with a Side of Insurance
Meet Elexus, a woman who defies every expectation you might have about what it means to be a mother, professional, and survivor in today's world. This raw, unfiltered conversation takes you on a journey through her extraordinary life as she balances three distinct careers – licensed insurance agent, esthetician, and exotic dancer.
From the moment she steps into the studio, Elexus captivates with stories that range from her athletic past as a record-setting track star to growing up in a town where KKK recruitment flyers circulated in high school hallways. Her candid recounting of teenage shoplifting adventures, jail time during COVID, and navigating the complex world of strip club economics provides a fascinating window into experiences most listeners will never encounter firsthand.
What makes this episode particularly powerful is Elexus's complete lack of pretense. She speaks with striking clarity about the realities of making thousands of dollars in private dance rooms, the dynamics of dating while working as a dancer, and the judgment she sometimes faces as a mother in an unconventional profession. Her multiracial background – Black, White and Polynesian – adds another dimension to her unique perspective on identity and belonging.
The conversation takes unexpected turns as Elexus reveals her philosophy on relationships, her dream date watching planes from an airport parking garage, and her powerful life mantra: "Why keep the peace between somebody else when you got warfare going on with yourself?" Her story is a masterclass in resilience, self-acceptance, and the complicated reality of pursuing financial independence on your own terms.
Whether you're drawn to stories of unconventional success, fascinated by life beyond societal norms, or simply appreciate raw human truth, this episode delivers an unforgettable listening experience that will challenge your assumptions and perhaps even inspire you to embrace your own authentic path.
All right, we're back with another episode in Max. We Trust We've got the lovely Miss Alexis with us today. Now, miss Alexis, I'm going to start it off. Kind of hot, we're coming in hot. Okay, we're going to talk about the fact that you cheated on me.
Speaker 3:Talk about it. I don't cheat, I'm open.
Speaker 2:Cheated on you. Whoa, whoa. What is this? This is crazy.
Speaker 1:So the first time I met her I was like so we go together, right? She disappeared from my life for a little bit and popped back in with a whole child. I had a kid, she had a kid on me, she had a baby on me, sean had a whole baby on me, just got a whole new nigga and a baby.
Speaker 1:Well, let me tell you I was gonna say I feel like a lot of people felt that way, Right, Like she went ghost for a little bit, and you know the rule If a girl's social media goes dark for like radio silence, you're pregnant. You're pregnant.
Speaker 2:You're not working on yourself. Wait, so did you guys date before no, oh, no, I just said it we played flag football.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we played flag football, and then it was one of those, like I just randomly said it Okay, so we go together now. And then, boom, she was pregnant on me.
Speaker 3:Yeah, mistake right there, first mistake.
Speaker 1:No, it's not a mistake, because you're blessed with a beautiful child. I know you have a beautiful child.
Speaker 3:I'll say that Just fucking first dumbass moment for myself.
Speaker 1:There, it is there, it is there, it is. You know what I'm saying. So you left flag football.
Speaker 3:Mm-hmm had a baby.
Speaker 1:Yeah, are you going to come back to the flag world?
Speaker 3:I was thinking about it, but also I'm very out of shape.
Speaker 2:So I like, I feel like you can't be that out of shape. What were you playing? What position?
Speaker 3:Running back Really, yeah, in safety.
Speaker 1:Boy, when she got the ball, it was cook time.
Speaker 3:Hell yeah, because I cannot catch to save my fucking life Strictly a handoff yeah. And then I can take off from there. But just anything other than that, no.
Speaker 2:Were you on Max's team.
Speaker 3:No, we were against each other. Oh, okay, yeah, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, good old Blizzy's team.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm, but you know they didn't win against us a lot.
Speaker 3:Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. The effort was there.
Speaker 1:And we appreciate Good effort here.
Speaker 2:But you win any championships.
Speaker 3:Hell.
Speaker 1:No, damn Hell fucking no, listen, it was her and you had that one other. You had one dude on your team. That was really good.
Speaker 3:Tony, yeah, tony, yeah, tony was really good, and that was it. Or KG One of them.
Speaker 1:KG. Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 2:Do you know who she was talking about? Yeah, not yet.
Speaker 3:Well, both of them are pretty good. It just depends on the position that they played. It depends on the day that too.
Speaker 1:It depends on the day, because KG would have a day where Tony would be trash out and then KG would be trash.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And y'all had what's her name. The other girl with the leg tattoo Key.
Speaker 2:Key, key, yeah, key, that's my dog, so she didn't even know.
Speaker 3:No, no, no because it's spelled K-I. So every time I see K-I, I have a friend that's called Kai, and then I forget. Her name is Key, so I'm like Me and Key actually got really cool.
Speaker 1:She's played. We recruited Key off that team. We had to get her up out of there.
Speaker 3:She's good, she liked that yeah.
Speaker 1:We had to get her up off that team and she's now balling out in the flag world. She won championships with us. Then she went to the Women's League, won championships over there and won MVPs over there.
Speaker 2:MVPs too. Yeah, she's like that.
Speaker 1:Kia. Shout out to Kia.
Speaker 2:I'll tell you that my twin I'm going to assume that you played some kind of sport in high school, because nobody just gets into flag football, right?
Speaker 3:Soccer and track.
Speaker 2:Oh shit.
Speaker 1:What was your event in track, though?
Speaker 3:100 meter, 200 meter 4x1, and the 4x4.
Speaker 2:What was your fastest? 100?
Speaker 3:12.69.
Speaker 2:With your slow ass. That's pretty fucking fast With your slow ass.
Speaker 1:Who's slow?
Speaker 3:That's slow, she's slow you see I'm 5'0" baby, but I'll be going, I'll be pushing, I'll be pushing when you tell me to get out of there, I'm out of there.
Speaker 1:Baby ass legs, bro, they be moving, listen, they be moving.
Speaker 3:But if you had me in a walking race, everybody's legs.
Speaker 2:You ever win any meets.
Speaker 3:Uh-huh, I got the 100-meter record from my high school.
Speaker 1:Still, what high school is it? Shout out that high school 5A. Oh Pasco, I don't know where that's at it's in Pasco, yeah, okay.
Speaker 3:And then I went to regionals three times Ain't nothing but white people in Pasco.
Speaker 2:Of course you beat everybody. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:It's to come up right now with Meth head capital. Actually, facts, facts, bro. My senior year they passed around flyers to restart the KKK.
Speaker 2:No way.
Speaker 3:Yes, like when I walked out of my fourth period I remember walking. You could see down the stairs One day. You just see like these purple flyers basically saying like trying to recruit for the KKK.
Speaker 2:Now, did you try to join?
Speaker 3:See, I would to be like my fellow friends. Just let me know when shit goes down. Yeah, and I'm going to be out of there Because I can be suburban.
Speaker 1:I'm very suburban.
Speaker 2:I can leave Like listen, I can leave today.
Speaker 3:But no, it was just like they did us, like a little prank, but it was just.
Speaker 1:Ain't no prank, somebody getting whooped that same day.
Speaker 3:Because Griffin Park is right behind you. Yeah. It stays right there and there's like you can look it up online, but there was like 39 Nazis that got arrested with like rocket launchers.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like.
Speaker 3:AKs, everything Ready to like. I was like what war are we finna go to in Pasco?
Speaker 1:You see, they never make it 2018, 2019, around that area.
Speaker 3:No, yeah, 2019. Because I was in college when everybody kept asking me, like where are you from, where are you from? And I saw it on the news. I said, right there, that's where I'm from, right there, but fuck Egypt.
Speaker 2:What city?
Speaker 3:It was. I want to say Port Richey.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay.
Speaker 3:Because it's like Hudson area, bainham Point, but it was more like towards Towards Moon Lake by holiday. Yeah, past holiday you go to Moon Lake. Yeah, you got to keep going, so you in the country yeah.
Speaker 1:Boonies, Boonies bro.
Speaker 2:US 19 type shit right Huh, US 19?.
Speaker 3:Yeah, well, no, a little bit more in. So if you're going down 19, you kind of pass through all of it.
Speaker 1:You pass 52, Go towards 52.
Speaker 2:And Ridge Road.
Speaker 3:Past Ridge Road Go towards like Hicks Road.
Speaker 1:Oh fuck, the world says it all by itself. They said it. It says it all by itself, Bro. I played semi-pro football up there my first two seasons up there. No lie, I used to get pulled over every time I left.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, no seriously Swear.
Speaker 1:I used to call I'd be on the road.
Speaker 2:You must have been driving a nice car.
Speaker 1:It went bad, but at one point I had You're like what is this motherfucker doing?
Speaker 2:driving, I would start riding with my teammates.
Speaker 1:I would go meet my teammates at their house, drop my car there because it's on the 19 side of it. So I dropped my car there, ride with them to practice. Then when they left practice, we go back to their house. I can pick up my car and go home, but I go down 19 instead of coming across 52 to 75. So I take 19 all the way back down.
Speaker 2:It ain't that racist. No more is it? No, okay, well, I'm not up that way no more is it.
Speaker 3:Okay. Well, I'm not up that way. Listen, they might say it changed, but it's never gonna change out there.
Speaker 1:Now, because you grew up in Pasco, does that mean you date white men?
Speaker 3:I would say my high school year, because it was all really predominantly white men. So it was like, yeah, I went for all white men. But now, after high school, it was like, oh, there's other type of men out there. So I would say, right now my type has been like, I'd say, hispanics, and also like dark skins, light skins. I've learned no offense. I've stayed away from white boys because they're crazy. I just Are they crazy or do you make them crazy? I hate the typical like.
Speaker 1:I play the fifth. I've learned no offense. I've stayed away from white boys because they're crazy.
Speaker 3:Are they crazy or do you make them crazy? I play the fifth. Yeah, but it's just the typical question of like oh, have you ever been with a white boy before?
Speaker 2:And it's just like Then a white boy gets you. Now you kind of like what's the difference?
Speaker 1:Now you kind of like skin, so does that make you biracial?
Speaker 3:I say I'm multiracial.
Speaker 1:Okay, Tongo, what you got.
Speaker 3:So I'm black, white and Polynesian, so it's more of like Tongans.
Speaker 1:The Polynesian explains the crazy Got it.
Speaker 2:You see that side eye. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:I be telling them Polynesian women top it off.
Speaker 1:But basically we have this tattoo? Ooh, I thought you were just getting it. What is it Nah?
Speaker 3:it's the island that my grandfather's from it's Tonga. There's like multiple islands, but this is the main island and then this is called the Day of the Whale. So basically, when they go fishing, everybody like it's an old, sacred thing where they used to go. Once they catch the wheel, they bring it to the island and then if everything stops, they celebrate, so that's why I got this.
Speaker 2:What about the one in the middle?
Speaker 3:This one yeah, this one is for my sister, because we both, like we, struggle with depression and anxiety, so it's just basically like a reminder, because it's the semicolon this is her birthstone and my birthstone, so whenever she's feeling low, it's like I'm her.
Speaker 2:Her pee like I'm her. Yeah, I'm gonna refill her like energy type stuff.
Speaker 3:But yeah, that's that one for that. And then you got one on your hand, my daughter, because okay, so her name is Eliana, but I call her Ellie Bear. When she was supposed to run, her first nickname was Ellie Bear, but when I was in labor I was off an epidural and I just kind of looked at her like where's her ass. So I called her muffin because she was all muffin top but I was off my epidural. But yeah, so it's a little bear for my daughter, that one's that.
Speaker 1:But I see you got something in here. You might as well get it all out the way.
Speaker 3:Okay so this one, I'm sure I didn't see that one.
Speaker 1:When she turned her hand, I saw it.
Speaker 3:So this one is for. My mom used to sing a song called Butterfly by this girl named Karina Ray Bailey. I think, this is called, and so it's lyrics, because, my sister, we all have this tattoo right here, but we all have a different type of butterfly design. So it's like, as my life unfolds, see a pattern through of you protecting me and I protecting you. Okay, because that's lyrics out of the song. So that's a song that me and my mom used to sing to us when we were little.
Speaker 1:Okay, Now do you pass that down to your kid where you sing to yours? Yeah.
Speaker 3:What's your?
Speaker 1:favorite song to sing to them.
Speaker 3:I say you Move, I Move. By Jhené Aiko and John Legend.
Speaker 2:We got to hear it right. Yeah, yeah, Go ahead. Just a small little sample.
Speaker 1:Sing us. Give us a little snippet, because I'm going to hold you. No, no, being Polynesian, I really just thought you were going to sing Moana no somewhere over the rainbow. What can I say? Except you're welcome. I'm not going to lie, I was ready Over the rainbow.
Speaker 3:there's a song. It's like a little Polynesian song and normally it's performed with ukuleles and stuff Every holiday. I would say we have my big ol' uncles, because they're like six, five, they're.
Speaker 1:Samoan-like, big as fuck.
Speaker 3:Yes, so they're just everybody, Even my baby cousins. They tower me by like feet.
Speaker 1:I mean you're five foot, Like you're three inches shorter and you're a midget. You know what?
Speaker 3:I mean Listen, listen, listen. He's doing wrong.
Speaker 1:I'm saying like three inches shorter you're getting that little handicap sticker Three inches shorter.
Speaker 3:You're getting that little handicap sticker. You got purchase parking everywhere. I can take it actually, because I'm so sick and tired of driving and stuff like that.
Speaker 1:I mean you want the little. You got that like a booster seat.
Speaker 3:Almost and my friends get on to me for how close I drive to the steering wheel. But I'm like what the fuck do y'all want me to drive with?
Speaker 1:If that airbag goes off, you're-.
Speaker 3:I'm fucking cooked I am pissed at that shit.
Speaker 1:My face is going to be destroyed.
Speaker 3:I've already said this my face is going to be so destroyed but the couple accidents I've been in I'm glad it has not gone off yet.
Speaker 1:How many have you been in? Let's talk about it. Can I take a guess? Take a shot at that. Take a guess.
Speaker 2:I'm going to say five.
Speaker 3:I'm going to say three, fourteen.
Speaker 2:How do you still have a license?
Speaker 3:Because only three of them are reported. There's a thing called.
Speaker 2:Allegedly.
Speaker 3:There's only three Allegedly, but I would say the pretty girl card does work a lot oh pretty bitch privileges.
Speaker 3:That's crazy I literally rear-ended somebody on the phone with my mom and I kind of was like I played the baby mama in distress and I was like, oh my God, my baby father called me. I was like, oh my God, my baby father called me. I was stressing I didn't mean to this man's pissing me off. The guy was like it's okay, mama. He looked at his car, he looked at my car. He said just go ahead.
Speaker 1:I was like thank you, what? Hey, no, no, run me, fuck you and that baby, daddy, Let me get that insurance right now. Hey, I'm getting that insurance. I don't care about all that shit.
Speaker 3:And then I've had incidents where, if my makeup's done, a cop has let me gone Because he's like I don't want your makeup to be ruined. What so like? Yes, I've had that before. It's tip of cops.
Speaker 2:This cannot be real. That's why I'm saying tip of cops, hey, because they be letting you slide, biggest advocate.
Speaker 3:Right now I'm trying to tell you Because there's a couple times where I've just like I literally was about to cry and he could tell- Wait, wait, don't do it.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, don't cry, don't cry, don't cry.
Speaker 3:And then going back to my car, like ticket or no ticket, Like it was, like I was on a game show. And I'm like no off, fuck, no, no, probably not Fuck, no, they would look at you like what? The fuck?
Speaker 1:I ain't gonna hold you the only time I get out of tickets is where I'm like, hey, bruh, before you even get to walking and running this, this is what the situation is, fyi, and he'll go all right, cool, it is what it is. And then he'll come back. You trying to go to jail today or not, preferably not like what type of shit is that? Like, preferably now he goes all right, cool, so I never saw you today, but I need you to go home, are you serious?
Speaker 2:yeah, you get out of shit like that in the past I have why? Why the fuck would they say that?
Speaker 1:well, because I've had at the time my license was really fucked really I mean it's bad, like I had, like in my early days.
Speaker 1:I get tickets and go to court for only like all right, cool, no problem, I didn't know, you still gotta go pay court costs. I paid a ticket, but I was like 18, I didn't know. So I paid the ticket but never paid the court cost. So that shit started to accumulate, accumulate, accumulate. So my life's kept getting suspended. So I pay the reinstatement fee. Be like all right, cool, ready to go. Then it became like a hey bro, hey man I've been literally.
Speaker 3:I remember one day I was driving coming from the club, drunk as fuck, my allegedly yeah, yeah, well, yeah allegedly but I remember my tag was expired. I threw the tag. It wasn't even registered to the car, I just threw it on there Because I was like I need to go places.
Speaker 2:Where did you find it? In a parking lot and you were like fuck it, let me just go. It was to my other car.
Speaker 3:It was to my other car but it was like I had like a red Honda but I had it on like my silver Scion. I just literally was just driving dirty and I got pulled over. And I remember I called my friend because I'm like, oh my gosh, pretend to be my boyfriend, I'm on the phone with you. I was like, oh, I'm just going to go to your house. I'm telling the cop, oh, I didn't know, and he let me go. I thought I was straight going to go to jail.
Speaker 1:I knew I was like I did. I've done three months over a suspended license.
Speaker 3:He let me go. I was like, even with my tag not registered, my stupid ass.
Speaker 1:It's not registered to that same vehicle.
Speaker 3:Yes, I was like it's mine.
Speaker 1:If I'm a cop, I'm assuming this car is stolen. Yeah, exactly, that's my first thought.
Speaker 3:This car's got to be, stolen.
Speaker 2:Run the vent. Run the vent right now.
Speaker 3:He let me go y'all are lucky because I've never been let go, every time I get stopped, I get a ticket, or arrested.
Speaker 2:That's it no, no, I've done, I've done three months over a suspended license ready.
Speaker 1:It's covid. Okay, it's covid, time I get.
Speaker 2:I get pulled over probably the best time to be in jail. What, what? No, no, they was 23 and one what is? That 23 hours on lockdown and an hour out a day. What no Solitary confinement? No, fuck that.
Speaker 1:But what's shitty about it is COVID hadn't hit for real yet it's still kind of like oh, people are sitting there, there's no curfew, no, none of that. So I get pulled over going to work.
Speaker 2:Well, let's clarify this, bro there was never a curfew in Florida.
Speaker 1:I wouldn't know. I was in jail.
Speaker 3:It was. There was a curfew, no, there wasn't. Yes, it was. I'm fucking losing here. There was no lockdown, there was no lockdown?
Speaker 1:No, none of that.
Speaker 2:Life was still life yeah.
Speaker 1:Right, so I get stopped because I rolled through a stop sign. He goes, hey man bring your plates.
Speaker 1:Now there's a warrant because apparently I missed a court date. So I'm thinking like, oh shit, all right, well cool, can she drive my car? My job's maybe like three blocks down the street on a straightaway. She's like, yeah, she can drive it. He's like, call her, you got to call her. He's being real cool about it. He's like, call who you gotta call. He's being real cool about it. So he had to take me to pinellas to then cherish me to hillsborough. I get to hillsborough like yeah, even the, the little tv court judge, is like, all right, cool, we got to give you a court date in front of your judge. But by that time you've done more than a little 10 days. So they're probably gonna let you go. Like, bet 10 days, call that, I get the day. Like seven court dates dates around the corner. I'm hanging, I'm talking shit. Ah, I see y'all niggas. Later they shut court down. Yeah, they shut court down, so that must have been around March, right.
Speaker 1:Yeah, february, february, february. So they shut courts down. So now I'm sitting like in limbo because there's no court. So I'm sitting for three months straight and just you know, not knowing nothing, and we don't realize how bad it is.
Speaker 2:They got a TV in jail? Yeah, but like you don't know.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like a tiny ass one, yeah, but you don't like, no one wants to watch that shit, so you've got, like, sports on one, movies on the other. That's how that works. Or if you've got a lot of Hispanics in your pod, you got Telemundo and shit on one, and then everybody else got to fight for the other TV.
Speaker 1:So like it's not a lot of news. So like you're going based on what like deputies are telling you, so like you're getting like filtered versions of what's actually happening. I remember I got to like my third month.
Speaker 2:They're starting doing video court, like you could tell Like Zoom, right Like.
Speaker 1:So they take you to this little room. They have TVs set up and I remember it wasn't even my judge. I got to see it was a different judge, because my judge refused to do court in any capacity. So it's another white dude. He goes. What the fuck?
Speaker 3:He's been in here how long? That's why I love him, bro.
Speaker 1:He goes cut that man loose. I said, yes, sir. I got back to the, I got back to the pot, I called my. I called my brother. I said, hey, hey, I'm being. They're gonna cut me loose tonight, so keep your phone on. He's all right, cool, just let me know when you get out front. I said, all right, bet. So, and I will say this when you go like you go to jail for any real amount of time, you figure out who with you yeah because I knew I had four people who could answer that phone at any given time.
Speaker 1:Like my brother answered the phone at 1130 am on the dot every day, Every day I called. He'd keep money on the phone. We're talking. I should talk to him about anything that's going on outside of this outside world. So like I get out, I'm thinking, okay, there's going to be some kind of traffic. No traffic, Bro. Not a soul on the road. All I wanted was a cheeseburger. Yes, I don't know why I was like let's go to McDonald's.
Speaker 2:I don't care what's open right now. I was about to ask you from where McDonald's Well.
Speaker 1:McDonald's is the only thing open, like Waffle House was closed. The world must be getting ready to end because Waffle House is closed Like they're open on Christmas.
Speaker 2:Hurricane Hurricane season.
Speaker 1:They're open, but you're telling me Waffle House is closed. I panicked for a little bit, but I got that quarter pounder with cheese Every time.
Speaker 3:When I was 15, I remember I told my mom I got locked up.
Speaker 2:At 15?.
Speaker 3:Out of felony and they wanted to charge me as an adult. What were you doing at?
Speaker 2:15? Yeah, thank you, I was cool until I heard felony.
Speaker 3:Third degree felony for grand theft, but it was grand theft retail.
Speaker 2:It was a felony for grand theft, but it was grand theft retail.
Speaker 3:What did you steal?
Speaker 2:Where did we steal it?
Speaker 3:really was from. It was Citrus Mall. We hit a lick on like 10 of the stores.
Speaker 2:You know, she's a gangster when she's saying we hit a lick, we hit a lick.
Speaker 3:Well, I tell you, her whole backseat was just filled up with shit and it wasn't like we had shit, that we were just stealing. We were just stealing just to steal it Like we had shit that we were like just stealing.
Speaker 2:We were just stealing just to steal it. Like damn, let me see how far I can get away from it. What were you stealing? Everything? No, are we talking about like $3,000 purses, like bags, it was over $3,000.
Speaker 3:It was like we could probably hit like $15,000 between the three of us.
Speaker 2:Of what?
Speaker 3:Purses, purs. I feel like saying it now, but I retired from it. But it's so easy.
Speaker 2:I retired from it like it was a job. It was, but it was like at the 15.
Speaker 3:You steal all that shit and sell it At 15, think about it like your adrenaline rush. I didn't really that too, reselling it, and I'm coming home having brand new shit. My mom's looking at me. I kept telling my mom it was my friend, was stupid as fuck and got like ballsy and just literally was like girl. I want this and put it straight in her bag.
Speaker 2:So that's how y'all were stealing it. It was literally putting it, yeah, kind of just putting your bag wherever you could. I used to put it in your shoes.
Speaker 3:Yeah, kind of just putting it in your bag, putting it in wherever you could. I used to put it in like I had braids, so I'd put it up in my braids and walk out like that. Yeah, but we hit a lick, we finally got caught. One day, man, I remember I asked my mom because they had me in holding, because my mom was like I'm going to come get you. My mom didn't have a car at the time, she came and got me, but I remember asking her for a cheeseburger when I got out.
Speaker 3:And keep in mind, I had the clothes that I stole on and my mom knew it. And my mom was looking at me like you want a fucking cheeseburger, Go steal it like you stole the rest of your shit. I like her mama, I was waiting for my mom to dog walk me. But when I got she took me, or she picked me up when I was 20. When I got locked up, the first thing she ironically said to me was like you want a cheeseburger? I was like yes, because I was like yes, please.
Speaker 3:Yes, I was like bro, I'm so over it. But yeah, my mom was super fucking pissed and I remember she told me I was an athlete at the time. So she told my coach Woo, that part, that fucking part. Boy, you ain't seeing nothing on the field I was more scared of my coach than I, low-key, was of my mom, because I was like, damn bro, this workout that I'm about to get in Stadium.
Speaker 1:See you later. I'll holler at you when you're done. Two hours.
Speaker 3:Nah, they don't cut you. If you're valuable, you're not getting cut he didn't cut me because he was low-key like my dad, so he was like my father figure. So he actually took me out for ice cream right before practice because he was like, let's go get some ice cream, we're going to talk about this. My practice that day, where the next three days, was 250 push-ups, 250 crunches, then I had to do laps around for 30 minutes.
Speaker 2:Just straight running.
Speaker 3:Yes, straight running. And then I had to go back every single time for two hours straight. And there was no stopping, and if I stopped it was adding on that was like military, right there I was throwing up Like I was like, I will never throw, I will never steal again. I will never steal again Like Lord, it's me.
Speaker 1:Did you, though, help me?
Speaker 3:Did you steal ever again? No, no, I would say, I think like once or twice after.
Speaker 2:Allegedly.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I would say that I think like my turning point was after I had my daughter and like we was in the store I had the money but like my ex-boyfriend just didn't want to pay for diapers.
Speaker 1:So you tried to steal diapers.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and then we got caught by the secret shopper and I was like looking at him like bitch, I'm finna, two-piece you, Because I got my daughter, his daughter, him. I'm paying attention to the kids to get them done, make sure they're calming down. He's scanning the shit. Then we're walking out and I see a secret shopper come walking out and I'm looking at him like how old are you, I'm 25.
Speaker 2:25, I'm 25. 25? Damn, you've lived the life of a fucking 50-year-old.
Speaker 1:I did so. Right now is this your child's father you're talking about.
Speaker 3:Fuck no.
Speaker 1:I bet.
Speaker 3:If it was his, hers, I would have beat the fuck out of him that day.
Speaker 1:Oh, because you was not fitting for me in that position.
Speaker 3:So you cheated on me with two niggas Moving on. It's going to be very clear, we but.
Speaker 1:I was like, I feel like that was my which one we?
Speaker 3:skipping that one.
Speaker 1:The second one, not the baby father, the second one.
Speaker 3:Yeah, okay, cool, I feel like that was my most dumbass mistake, like I got his initials tatted on me for the fuck. No, what? Where I don't know?
Speaker 2:Where.
Speaker 3:Behind my ear, so I can't really see it. But every time I pass it but I just don't want it on my body period.
Speaker 2:No, that's why you know how they do the kind of art that covers up an old tattoo.
Speaker 3:I was going to do a dragon on it.
Speaker 2:There you go, a dragon down hey well, guess what we done?
Speaker 1:dragged this segment. We'll us like, comment, subscribe, match that notification button, make sure you get all the notifications anytime we drop reels, shorts or anything, and follow us on youtube, instagram, spotify, apple, wherever you get your podcast needs. All right, we are back with another part two of in max, we trust, with miss alexis. Hi now, miss alexis, what all do you do for work?
Speaker 3:let's talk about it I am a licensed insurance agent, health or life insurance, health insurance. I also do esthetician, so I do facials and then, I'm also a stripper.
Speaker 2:What was that last one?
Speaker 3:A stripper.
Speaker 2:A stripper. I was going to say an exotic dancer. An exotic dancer.
Speaker 3:I hate saying that because people are like, oh, you dance like contemporary or ballerina. I'm like, no, I shake my ass for cash.
Speaker 1:Throw that ass in a circle, boy, close you know what.
Speaker 2:I was at Ocean Prime probably a couple or a week ago, and I met somebody and she told me that she was a midnight ballerina.
Speaker 1:I could love Ireland.
Speaker 2:I literally started telling people I'm a midnight ballerina and I actually thought she was a ballerina, no bullshit. And I was like, oh, really so like you gotta see love island. What's love island?
Speaker 3:so right now it's like a little reality show yes and you have to couple up with people and basically you try to find like match with your love. You love your life. You have six weeks, yeah, six weeks, but there's a girl, huda, on there that doesn't say off bat that she's a stripper, but everything she does like they have the dancing challenges it's only stripper moves that only a stripper would know to do. Yeah, so then finally, they started calling her midnight ballerina so that's where she got it from.
Speaker 3:Yes, so that's why they say I'm a midnight ballerina now because she hasn't came out, because obviously they don't have their social media or anything like that, but someone did say that they saw the girl Huda working at a strip club weeks before she went on Love Island.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Rob Markman. I kind of want to see what she looks like.
Speaker 3:A bad bitch and I'm team Huda to the T for Love. Island.
Speaker 1:Now, as a dancer, what's the wildest thing a customer has said to you?
Speaker 3:Shit. Is that her? That is Miss Hootagirl.
Speaker 2:Holy fuck.
Speaker 3:Bad bitch. So she was with Jeremiah, which he did her dirty as fuck.
Speaker 2:But also she has. Let me guess she's probably Cuban.
Speaker 3:No, I think she's more of Italian. I'm not sure. I don't think she's Spanish.
Speaker 1:You know what she is? Toxic, toxic, yeah, oh as fuck this girl.
Speaker 3:Cussed that nigga Jeremiah out saying like oh, you're a pussy ass bitch on live TV. Damn Girls don't fear consequence bro. Yeah, he's looking at her like.
Speaker 1:Like girls, don't like. So see, see, girls will do some wild shit. And then when you hear, oh, that man hit her.
Speaker 2:Well, it's because they kind of say that shit, because they know that most men won't.
Speaker 3:What.
Speaker 1:These hands ain't bound by some Harry Potter spell Shit.
Speaker 3:if I'm saying it, I'm preparing myself like this man might hit me, so I'm going to say it and like prepare myself.
Speaker 2:Okay, so have you been hit at the strip club?
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 2:You've been hit at a strip club.
Speaker 1:Yes, which one?
Speaker 3:Pasco.
Speaker 1:That makes sense Okay.
Speaker 3:I've had my hair pulled like literally choked.
Speaker 1:yes, Did security step in In a private room? Yeah, that's crazy. And it's like at the other time, don't they have cameras?
Speaker 3:This is why I came back, which rest in peace to Bruce. I don't mean to bring him up. That's why I came back to Omnia. Yeah, I started dancing because, bruce, I remember one day a memory just popped up I was four months pregnant. At the time, bruce knew and I think you were the only two that knew Knew what and you what?
Speaker 2:That shit's pregnant.
Speaker 3:I was pregnant Dancing still oh yeah yeah, but it was like you couldn't really see my belly or whatever. And I remember one night some dude was like he was a regular, just got belligerent drunk, screaming like he was going to hit me in my shit, like you got me fucked up because one of the Cubans robbed him.
Speaker 1:Yeah. That part Robbed him. Yeah, they just know, oh shit. I was just with you, and now I'm missing $500.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so it's between the two of you, but when they're drunk they just focus on the one girl that they're with.
Speaker 1:It's in her face, yeah.
Speaker 3:So he started saying that shit, I remember I'm recording it like my face Because I'm just like type of girl like I'm waiting for it, because I'm gonna fucking you up, but I'm waiting for it, wait for it. I told bruce, bruce handle like, cleared his ass out. He tried to fight clay and bruce that night and bruce was like what's up so? No, should be getting wild that's fuck but it's that's that's the life that comes with it, but it's at our establishment.
Speaker 1:It's not a predominant thing. Like you can, I can count on one hand the amount of times something like that happens at 9 times out of 10 they're not trying to really throw hands, they're just drunk and belligerent and they're just mad and it'll come back days later and tip everybody, everybody hundreds of dollars. Who they pissed off. Have you ever had to throw hands?
Speaker 2:Allegedly, allegedly, allegedly Did you win.
Speaker 1:But to answer your question about the wild thing.
Speaker 3:Oh no, I won that, I have one regular that used to like to be bit slapped like beat up. Stomp on his balls with my heels.
Speaker 2:No, yes, shut up Paid me. White paraplegic at that. Oh so then he couldn't, he can't feel it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like bite your nipples. I used to have this girl that was a like she was russian. She's all into that me. I'm giggling my ass off the whole fucking time like biting a chick's nipples. No, his nipples oh, and like you have to like slap, punch, stomp on his balls, I'm sitting in the back like I'm like art Artika, come with me. I was like, if you do this, I will break you off some money. Because I'm not going to do it, I can't even keep a straight face.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:So I had Artika come with me and we like split it in half. But it was just like how much? A thousand, a thousand.
Speaker 2:Just to get beat up. Yes, how long was the room? 30 minutes, so y'all made $500 in 30 minutes $500 a piece, ready, ready.
Speaker 1:So he bought the room with both of y'all, so ready. It's $500 off ticket that has nothing to do with the club. Then they're getting paid for the room that he paid for, so he's already he's probably selling not over close to $2,000, or right closer to $2, close to $2,000, just for that transaction just to get beat up because you're looking at it at almost $2.75 for the $30 per girl. Yo, what's wrong with some people? So you're at like $5.50 right there. Do you pay with card or cash? Card card for the room.
Speaker 3:So that's $6.
Speaker 1:just for the 30-minute room 660.
Speaker 1:No no 660 total for the two girls, plus whatever you tipped on the line for the VIP host. Usually, if it's 660, if you're good, if you're a good VIP host, he'll round that bitch up to 1,000. You'll get the tip, so it rounds up to an even 1,000. If you're good, I mean, you know, if it's me, if it's me, if it's me, I'm getting that 340, I'm gonna get that 340, I need that. And then you're talking a thousand a piece. So it's too close to two bands off rip off rip and you have the money for it and that's not including drinks or whatever else he's doing in the club it's
Speaker 2:not like the weirdest shit you've ever done weirdest shit ever, because I'm literally giggling like have you ever asked? I had people ask suck on. I want you to let me suck on your toes.
Speaker 3:Someone's trying to buy my shoes and they try to buy my panties that I've had on.
Speaker 2:Well, you sell that shit.
Speaker 3:No, baby, I don't know what you mean. Shit, I couldn't be a girl.
Speaker 2:I could be a girl selling it. I'd be like here you go.
Speaker 1:I'd have changed my outfit, took them bitches out of the bag, 1,000. Right now. Let's go.
Speaker 3:I'm not even going to lie, because I'll just be like what are you going to do with that?
Speaker 2:That's weird, that's like crossing the-.
Speaker 1:He's going to sniff it. That's exactly what he's going to do. I've had guys buy my nipple pasties.
Speaker 3:Like I've had guys buy my nipple pasties Like straight off.
Speaker 2:Selling for $300 a pop Yo which nipple. Left nipple is more expensive than the right nipple. This one's more sensitive.
Speaker 3:I know I thought about it, but I was like just give me $10 and go on about your dick, because I was like $10?. These pasties right here.
Speaker 2:Fuck that dog. You're shortchanging yourself. Yeah, do better. I know, yeah, $300. You know Guys will pay it.
Speaker 3:They will.
Speaker 2:They fucking will.
Speaker 3:And that's the thing that I'm finding out now is like stop selling myself short. I do, because I've had one guy literally set like give me his phone and was like send yourself whatever, but like some little more.
Speaker 2:What did you send yourself?
Speaker 3:Like $800. You're out of your mind.
Speaker 2:I literally $80,000.
Speaker 3:I know what the end of the game is.
Speaker 2:Part of me is like morals, so I was like looking at him, like are you sure? No, no, hey, that guy ain't got no morals. You handed this phone over.
Speaker 1:You knew that a thousand was my minimum, but his wife did text me.
Speaker 3:Here's the thing, though, because his wife did text me like three days later.
Speaker 2:So you knew his wife? No, she saw my Cash App and saw the notification and texted my phone from like my Instagram, my Facebook. Why'd he pay?
Speaker 3:you $800? Yeah, and what'd you say? Bitch, I'm gay, fuck. I was like this ain't got nothing to do with me, because I knew him. So he was like she wants to get a divorce now and I'm looking at him like that ain't gonna do with me, yeah.
Speaker 3:You could just say that you own an IT company and he needed services on his computer. I tried to play it as like oh, like, I'm an esthetician, so I thought he's helping me with my business. That's my business partner. She wasn't going for none of that, because she also saw my Instagram and was going through it.
Speaker 1:So are you shaking ass?
Speaker 3:Well, I have no ass videos, but she saw like my bikini pictures and my story. Oh, so she knows his type yeah type shit and then so the whole thing happened. She ended up reporting my Instagram, so now it's deactivated. I have my Instagram and my Facebook deactivated for like six months. Yeah, which, if you see this, hi, bookies, I fucked her husband, but um, damn, yeah, damn.
Speaker 1:What's her name? Huh, what's her name.
Speaker 3:Huh, what's her name? Jamie?
Speaker 1:What's her Instagram name?
Speaker 3:Jamie Gray. Jamie Gray, yeah, and I know that's the look you're talking, but yeah, because she's been talking-.
Speaker 1:You smashed her man.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:At the club.
Speaker 3:No. No, this is like we were actually seeing each other outside. Damn Ooh what. But like, here's the thing, what has got?
Speaker 1:good, so you date guests.
Speaker 3:He came to me on like. So I'm like he's getting a divorce from her and when she brought up the divorce he was like I got enough money to pay for whatever lawyer, so it's like. But then, when she actually started talking about lawyers, he wanted to play it as like oh be the longevity, like I'm going to put you on books because I'm a licensed life insurance company. He was going to hire me to be underneath him and give me all his clients.
Speaker 2:Underneath him or on top of him.
Speaker 3:Like, he likes both.
Speaker 2:So but you still dating this guy. Fuck, no, why?
Speaker 3:Because I'm like he's like just give me a couple months so I can get this shit situated. Yeah, he's like I see long term with you and I'm looking at him like bitch you're married you might be divorced, getting a divorce.
Speaker 1:Getting a divorce.
Speaker 3:You're not divorcing that girl.
Speaker 1:Yeah, see, are they still together.
Speaker 3:Yes, what does?
Speaker 2:she look like.
Speaker 3:Not that cute.
Speaker 2:Well, we'll judge that.
Speaker 3:I mean, she's cute, I guess Well what is?
Speaker 2:what's her name?
Speaker 3:Jamie.
Speaker 2:J-M-E.
Speaker 3:J-M-E. No with no A.
Speaker 2:J-M-E Gray Right here.
Speaker 3:Yes, sir.
Speaker 2:What Private you can't even see it.
Speaker 1:But if that's her, you click that one, click the. Thing. I'm clicking it bro, it won't get bigger.
Speaker 2:No, but you're right.
Speaker 1:I don't believe people should be cheated on. But I get it.
Speaker 3:I get it, I understand, so do I Part of me is like damn, because when I was going through it I was like Allegedly. Because I've been on the other side. So that's why I'm kind of like I understand, like all right, let me back off, but I know how old was he? 31.
Speaker 1:Okay, that bitch look like she was 50.
Speaker 3:She's older than him, oh, okay, so that's a whole different conversation.
Speaker 2:So you wanted something young and tight. That's what you wanted, so you knew he got options out here.
Speaker 1:You're like you, not going nowhere.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, he was paying $800,. Give her a job at an insurance firm. Let's go.
Speaker 3:He literally said he's like you're the youngest person I ever fucked with and I was like you're like your bitch is old. But let me teach you a little thing or two about us young ones.
Speaker 1:See, he went back to his bitch and was like why you got new moves.
Speaker 2:Why you?
Speaker 1:got new moves, I know, you fucking somebody.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you ain't never did this I know because it makes her feel some type of way, because I'm completely opposite. I've been in the whole situation where you cheated on me and I see you fucking with a bitch that's completely looking opposite from me. My heart's crushed.
Speaker 2:I mean she's white.
Speaker 3:White. You're Polynesian, black and white and crazy and crazy, and that's another thing because I kept telling her, because she kept blowing my phone up and I said I don't give a fuck what she's saying, because I kind of just kind of told her why didn't you just block her?
Speaker 2:I told her fuck off, please. No, I said block her, I did, why you ain't whoop her ass.
Speaker 3:Because she ain't never pull up and I told him that I told him straight up, like it was like is your bitch a type of pull up bitch? Let's establish that right now. And he was like nah, she's not going to pull up. I said, are you sure? Because if she is, that's your ass it hurts.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry You're just too short to beat up anybody. Just wait for it.
Speaker 3:I love it. I was like I love it when people say that it's like in that Star Wars movie where Yoda goes crazy.
Speaker 1:She ain't got a life anymore girl.
Speaker 3:I say I'm cute and petite, but I feel like I'm a Tasmanian devil. My mom literally has Looney Tunes. It's plucky. What is it called? Tweety Bird and then Taz? Tamanian Devil for me Because she says once I split that switch.
Speaker 1:Crazy.
Speaker 3:Everything in here.
Speaker 1:You got into it with somebody on the field. I forgot who you was barking at on the field.
Speaker 3:This big ass bitch, I already know.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I forgot who it was.
Speaker 3:Because she said some slick ass shit. Whatever they did something wrong. I forgot, but she got mad at me so I just started tackling. I said fuck the flag, bitch, I'm finna tackle it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it got ugly, I forgot.
Speaker 3:Who are you trying to press? And then Tony was like at least swing on her. I was like I'll wait for this big ass bitch to come across, because it's literally Tony, KG, Blizz, all of them pulling me away and I'm like, bro, I tiny, but my favorite thing is I love a big ass bitch or a tall bitch to want to try me, Because then, y'all gonna know.
Speaker 2:So you're just pulling her legs from under.
Speaker 3:That's what you're doing Fuck. No, I'm finna. Kick that bitch in the pussy, and then I'm bringing you to my level. And then I'm, finna, bring you to my level. I'm kicking that bitch in the pussy and I'm here. No girl expects that shit. No girl expects that shit. That's what I'm saying. No girl expects that shit Because, as much as guys like to say, you got balls and shit If you get kicked in the pussy, I play soccer.
Speaker 2:That shit hurts like a bitch. Yo can you throw a punch real quick? Just throw a punch real quick, air punch.
Speaker 1:I just want to see it. What's that new challenge? I just want to see it. What's that square, that little square, challenge?
Speaker 3:And one girl said yeah, I said, you get your shit rocked. The little white girl. She said yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:So how are you throwing one?
Speaker 3:Head up and just straight through.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, let me see. No, I just want to make sure that you can defend yourself.
Speaker 3:Shit, I can defend myself, I can.
Speaker 1:Bring that bitch closer.
Speaker 2:Yes, there you go. It keeps moving away. Sorry, her boobs are bouncing in a way, I know.
Speaker 3:But I was like I feel like I can defend myself perfectly fine, because also I don't fight fair. I'm a bitch that's going to, I'm going to bite you.
Speaker 2:It's a street fight. There is no rules.
Speaker 3:There's no rules. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:So, like a lot of people, First move should be is gouge the eyes.
Speaker 3:Fuck that I be putting little. If I know I'm going to fight bitch, I'm putting on a ball cap. I always keep a ball cap on me.
Speaker 2:A ball cap.
Speaker 3:Ball cap with Vaseline. What's a?
Speaker 1:ball cap, so glad you asked so for girls who wear wigs or anything like that Is that what you have?
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:I keep it. So she's got her hair braided underneath it underneath, and then it's like almost like a wave cap for like dudes. They had a little just straight, little small skin type it literally looked bald, it made it. So, like you know, like when you see the movies where someone pulls your hair off and they look bald underneath, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's that, oh okay, I got you, or I always keep like a plastic bag or like some shit to throw on my hair.
Speaker 3:So wait, that's mine because I bought it and it's real because it was real from whoever got it, but it's mine.
Speaker 1:It's yours now. It just was never naturally grown on my head, valid Got it, but it is mine. Now I have a question about your dating habits.
Speaker 2:My dating habits. I have a question, so we're just going to go.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because I don't need her. Strip club is done now. No, no, no, no, no. Let me land All right. When you date a dude, do you let them know up front that you dance Absolutely?
Speaker 3:I absolutely do, because I'm very much when I'm dating somebody and I'm interested in you. I'm an open book, so I'm going to tell you whatever thing that comes with me and I'm going to give you the option to let you know, like do you want to fuck with me or not? I tell him straight up. When do you tell him? I'll FaceTime him when I'm on the club, like the first couple of interactions. If they're asking me like, what do you do? Automatically I'm a life insurance, health insurance agent.
Speaker 3:I do esthetician on the side and I also strip. But I tell him like I'm an exotic dancer because you know, gentlemen, and it hits a little different. Yeah.
Speaker 1:When you tell a dude, I work at a strip club, yeah, yo coochies out, but also I'm the type where in the dressing room, when I'm changing out, I'll FaceTime my man.
Speaker 3:I'll FaceTime him talking to him while I'm getting ready, like this is okay with it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but you have the ones that will try to how many deal with it.
Speaker 3:That part I was going to say they have the percentage where you know. They know I would say it's a 50-50. Really A lot of them because they have that mindset of like, oh, she's a hustler, that's kind of how it is. But when they come into the club they see men like grabbing on you and stuff like that. Like I've had incidents where I've told my boyfriend, like come up, like there's nobody throwing cash right now. I'm, finna, give you the hundred out of my pocket.
Speaker 3:Cash that bitch in once and then throw it on me.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so it's like I'm not running To spark other people to throw money. Yeah, I'm with you.
Speaker 3:So I've had men come tell the difference and that's why I tell them, like you could tell the difference where I'm being like fake as fuck, like oh baby, like how you doing All that stuff, like you know you're cute and you actually know, when I'm genuinely like actually interested in the person.
Speaker 1:Got it.
Speaker 3:So that's why you are as a person respectfully, don't come to the club, because it's how I make my money. So when you come in and you start getting pissed off and you start affecting my money, that's where we're like, hey, like you gotta step back from that type thing. But it's just basically a lot of them. At first it starts off. I was like I don't give a fuck. My bitch make money, she a hustler then they get jealous yeah of course they fucking get jealous.
Speaker 2:Which is like I don't know about any other man, bro, but me personally. If I see other guys touching my girl, I'm not happy with that.
Speaker 1:You mean she works in an industry where a dude's going to offer her X amount of dollars, the second he's taken the bet. Yeah, no, yeah.
Speaker 3:That ain't going to work, because here's my thing I'll shoot this whole club up, that ain of people think like, oh, like girls are just going to go in the back and be fucking for whatever type of dollars.
Speaker 2:But it's like there's levels to it.
Speaker 3:Because me, I've had one guy offer me $50 to go in the back and fuck. Okay, well, you're talking about that yeah, he said he came in with $50.
Speaker 3:I'm like I'm trying to fuck you in the back Raw. So what'd you do for $50? Take my heels off, Sit right next to me and have a nice conversation, Papa, Because what the fuck? I looked at him. I said you can't even buy me a gourmet cheeseburger, oh shit. So why the fuck would I be fucking with you if you can't even buy me a gourmet cheeseburger that comes with fries at that? He said gourmet cheeseburger Damn dog.
Speaker 2:That is a very specific.
Speaker 3:And that's a lot of things. I've had homegirls that be tricking for like $25.
Speaker 2:Like fucking for $25?
Speaker 3:$25. And I'll be looking at them. They talk about bags I'm looking at. Like what bag did you make A trip to McDonald's? Like a whole little Happy Meal bag.
Speaker 2:I don't even think you get that at McDonald's anymore, that part. Hey look, 25? 25. Chipotle bowl.
Speaker 3:I be looking at them up and down because I'm like you don't even know what comes with that, and it's like You're putting yourself at risk, that part. You're putting yourself at risk because I'm like, what if he has an STD and you don't even know that?
Speaker 1:What if you get?
Speaker 3:pregnant, he paying $25, that part.
Speaker 1:What if you get? You know.
Speaker 3:Which is crazy, because I learned my that's what my. Don't tell me you got pregnant at a strip club came to find that that was allegedly allegedly that was the biggest punch in my gut was so my baby father is not actually my baby father, but he's like right now does he know that he does, oh, okay payments still come out, he knows yeah and it's that's a whole nother story with him for another time.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:But it's just basically like I thought he was a father but I was like belligerently drunk one night and this is where I was like let me chill the fuck out. And when we end up getting the paternity test coming through and showing like this was like two and a half years later, like my daughter's two and a half now this is recently that we found out that she wasn't his.
Speaker 1:Damn.
Speaker 3:And, and I begged him since day one, even before she was in my belly, like I already had the $2,000 put aside for the blood paternity test, everything like that. He didn't want to do it. Is it a white or black kid? He's Haitian and Mexican Haitian and Mexican, so do you see this Sorry bro, sorry bookies, sorry bro.
Speaker 3:Yeah, sorry, bookies, but you know what it is. So that's, that's that, but it's just basically like now. When it came out, I was like damn. So I'm going back, retracting my statements, but I was going through a lot, so a lot of shit from like before. My daughter doesn't recollect like people can show me videos of me band selling because, but you were wild at that time oh, fucking off the I didn't give a fuck about shit because I had.
Speaker 3:I'm literally like I had no kids. I didn't give a fuck. I was living to life to the fullest, just doing whatever the fuck it was so it's just fucking in the strip club for money.
Speaker 2:That's just a regular thing. That happened right. Oh yeah, and if a?
Speaker 3:bitch says she's working in a strip club and don't sell pussy. Bitch, you're a liar yeah, because at one point when you get into the game and you see how much money bitches are making then you ask them how? Yeah, they tell you like the girl that I was dancing with at the time, I never sold pussy in Pasco, it was always selling pussy in Baltimore. Yeah, I would drive, literally, I would leave here for like $200.
Speaker 1:Why?
Speaker 3:Baltimore, because when you go on the block people finna spend money and it's a little bit different than the clubs here. Yeah, but I remember like-.
Speaker 2:What do you mean by going on the block? What does that?
Speaker 3:the block. What is it called? It's called the block and it's a bunch of strip clubs downtown it's not walking down the street no, no, it's like
Speaker 1:you're good with ebor.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but they call it the block because it has all the strip clubs, everything is downtown. So I remember we went there and the girl that I was actually like friends with, whatever that was, she was like bitch, do this, this and this told me gave me the rundown. I'm looking at her like bitch, I'm scared, like what do you mean? She was like no bitch. She told me everything how it goes.
Speaker 2:So that's when I was like With a condom, though, right yeah, oh fuck.
Speaker 3:yes, because out of the condoms, I literally look at it like one. You're going to have to pay me for it if I ever get pregnant, if I want to get an abortion, and then on top of that, because I don't play that but it's just like, for that part, when we started, when she took me out there, whatever, it was like damn how much were you selling it for?
Speaker 3:a thousand at first, because I was like I'm thinking it's a lot like damn a thousand dollars after I did it and I remember one of the bartenders she's like bitch, that's the most that anybody spent in here. And I'm looking at her like what?
Speaker 1:she's like bitch, that's the most that anybody's spent in here and I'm looking at her like what? We're going to up this price?
Speaker 3:I'm like two bands the most and I'm looking at her and then so because my homegirl portrayed it as she was doing more when she said that's the most that you spend in here. I looked at my homegirl like Wine ass nigga Lie bitch. I said what you mean and I'm like, how much do you sell it for? But then I remember talking to my homegirl. She was like some dude paid me 10K to suck dick 10K. At Scores Allegedly At the Scores right there 10K.
Speaker 3:She got 10K to suck dick. So I'm like, oh Yo, these people are Crazy.
Speaker 2:I'm talking about the people that pay it, because these people are crazy. I'm talking about the people that pay it, because you can get that shit for free.
Speaker 3:Two dinners, Two dinners, Two dinners. I had some guy come in the club like, oh, I can, because I guess one of the other girls were like, oh, I'm going to do this, that and that and back, and he was like I can get that shit for free at home. I said, but you're in home.
Speaker 1:Trash.
Speaker 3:Exactly.
Speaker 1:But we'll be right back for part three of In Max we Trust. Like comment, subscribe, mash that notification button and follow us on all social medias and you don't have to believe, you just got to trust, you got to believe just trust All right. Round three with Ms Alexis on In Max, we Trust. Okay, this is my favorite part of the episode. This is my favorite part. It's game time. Oh Lord, it's a little truth to sip, okay, so.
Speaker 2:I'm going to ask you, and there ain't no sipping, there ain't no sipping.
Speaker 3:Go ahead, Baby. I'm an open book, so I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2:I like it. What's your body count?
Speaker 3:I would say like 40. That's not bad.
Speaker 2:It. That's what I'm saying. It's not bad.
Speaker 3:See, I'm not like. That's why I say if I saw Coochie, it's somebody that I like. So really, you're just paying for my time.
Speaker 2:What's the most you ever sold Coochie for? I would say three bands. Three bands, okay, four. How much time?
Speaker 3:An hour.
Speaker 2:Damn.
Speaker 1:So she's making $3,000 an hour here.
Speaker 3:no like it was like probably like 15 minutes. Then we really just sat there watching the movie. Then I took my heels off, sat next to him, so it was kind of like a date that I was getting paid for valid, so did you stay there after the hour? Fuck no and we're out. I was like I still got more money to make valid.
Speaker 2:Valid was this, was this in baltimore yeah, yeah, he was cute.
Speaker 3:He was, I'm not gonna lie. The funniest question he asked me was like why did I put it in you and I didn't? You didn't have a smell. I looked at him and said what do you mean like a smell? I said and I kind of revaluated like maybe this is your last run.
Speaker 1:That was it. Yeah, that was your last one, first and last. If you're dealing with girls who smell and I told him that I was like then her ph balance.
Speaker 3:Last, If you're dealing with girls who smell and I told him that I was like then her pH balances off.
Speaker 1:You're not the first one of the day.
Speaker 3:And you need to stop that's crazy. But he was really like I like you, I want to get to know you more and I'm like ooh.
Speaker 2:But you just said that he was cute and you liked him.
Speaker 1:That's cool he was, but if you, it's not safe with what you do?
Speaker 3:If you tell me that, why do you not smell? You have like an odor.
Speaker 2:It's because he was buying prostitutes on the street.
Speaker 3:Exactly Horse.
Speaker 1:So I'm literally looking at him like.
Speaker 3:Horse. I can't, because what do you mean?
Speaker 1:Okay. So when you deal with guys like not even I don't want to call them clients, but when you deal with like a regular guy you meet in your regular life, what gives you the ick the fastest? Like the one thing where, as soon as he does it, fuck, I liked you, I liked you all the way till you did that honestly, ever since I had my daughter, my one big thing is that they asked me on a date and I don't receive flowers oh my god it's so simple, it's so simple.
Speaker 3:But also, if you make me like you want me to call you daddy, over, over and over again, I'll be ready to like maribel therapist, I'd be ready to call her up like, hey, we got another client on the line. Because, clearly he got a little issue to work through. I just ever since going through therapy and having my daughter and, like you, want me to call you daddy.
Speaker 1:I'm like Is that a white guy thing?
Speaker 3:It is a white guy thing oh because I can like they call me a good girl, and I'm like bitch. I'm not a dog. I be one of them. Woof, woof, bitch, Woof, Fuck. Is you talking about good girl? Do I look like a?
Speaker 2:dog to you.
Speaker 3:So that's why I'm like Rob Markman Jr. Here's my thought process.
Speaker 1:If we're in that setting, do you really want a good girl?
Speaker 3:Exactly Because I'm a receiver, I like to get nasty.
Speaker 1:That just throws it off Do you have any weird fetishes, weird fetishes? Yeah, that one, the one you're thinking of right now, the one that just crossed your mind, that one.
Speaker 3:I plead the fifth Nope no.
Speaker 1:Ain't no sip in here, you just said you open book.
Speaker 3:I'm a giver so I like receiving action. Seeing my man actually basically not twirl but basically have that damn shit. Trying to fight it, type of shit. So that's my type of thing. I don't really have a fetish, I don't like feet, so you put your feet near me. I'm spazzing Because it's like, ooh, why the fuck? Maybe I don't know. I said, okay, this might be a little weird, but I remember, like for one time, because my homegirl was talking about it, like because obviously the men's G-spot is in their ass.
Speaker 2:So I was like maybe no what.
Speaker 3:Pegging.
Speaker 2:I'm a guy and this is news to me right now. Yeah, the G-spot's in the ass. So me.
Speaker 3:I like to make sure that I'm pleasuring my guy, so I'm like maybe pegging him by, like by jerking him off. I'm having another girl suck his dick by pegging him. That's kind of gay right there.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:I don't care, I'm actually afraid to even type this.
Speaker 1:Don't do it, don't put it in your first month, because then it's going to be in my history, it's going to be in your history. I was going to be your algorithm.
Speaker 3:For the rest, of time You're going to start seeing like G-spots.
Speaker 2:You're going to start getting strapped on ads and shit Like no, don't do that to yourself. So then the real question is have you pegged a man?
Speaker 3:No. And I kind of low-key want Like I have you ever had sex with a woman? Yes, yeah, did you peg her? No, she pegged me. But I feel like that's the thing with women. Well, I'm very much like I love women. I think their bodies, I'm infatuated with them, I think they're beautiful. I'm like I just love women. But I think it comes to the fact like, if you tell me to get down and eat your coochie bitch, but would you?
Speaker 3:Maybe if it's a bad bitch that I like, because that's the thing my dilemma is do I like a female?
Speaker 2:So you're bisexual? Yes, yeah, there you go.
Speaker 3:Well, I qualify. I say I'm pansexual, which is I don't care what you are I understand, let you can say bisexual.
Speaker 1:You're part of the ABC community.
Speaker 3:Yeah, let's just say that ABC community, god almighty. There's too many options now, but I break it down. But yeah, I feel like when I'm with a girl, I like to be the dominant one. Have you ever fucked a tranny? No, no. But I feel like that's my dream because it's a happy medium.
Speaker 2:Tits and dick.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I love, but I also infatuated with female.
Speaker 2:You need to go to like Thailand or some shit. That's what I was thinking.
Speaker 1:I'll drop you off, I'm not staying in the same little district you going to be in. Where are you going afterwards, man, me I'm going back to the resort I paid for when it's safe when it's safe. I'm going where it's safe.
Speaker 3:Also mom and dad. If you watch this, just skip it. Skip this part.
Speaker 1:Skip it. Mom and dad Don't watch. Turn it off. Turn it off. Mom and dad Don't watch.
Speaker 3:Close your eyes, but also because I'm very much like a dominant person, so like as a girl.
Speaker 2:At five foot.
Speaker 1:What you dominating at Five foot.
Speaker 3:Everything. Baby, you look like my boss.
Speaker 2:You won't even throw a punch on camera.
Speaker 3:I'm saying Not on camera, because it's just like-. Well then you're not a dominant person. Yeah, I feel like I am. Let's see it, come on. I feel like I am, come on.
Speaker 1:Yeah, did you see that, that's the thing.
Speaker 3:I had to just check a homegirl over the weekend because she tried me on some funny shit and I was like bitch, you're looking at me kicking your fucking door and beat you in your own house. You going to whoop somebody in their own door. I swear to God I was.
Speaker 2:Inside their own house.
Speaker 1:That's crazy. I swear to God I was.
Speaker 3:That's crazy.
Speaker 2:Fell on me at 15, dog, that's who we got here, hey scare the jail.
Speaker 3:That's the only thing I've actually catched like an actual charge was because my other charges were like dismissed I did programs. The only charge was battery for beating up a bitch over her.
Speaker 1:So you're violent, violent.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but it's like I'm a cute little, petite little who hurt you?
Speaker 2:That is a great question who hurt you?
Speaker 3:Who didn't?
Speaker 2:That's crazy. I'm assuming your mom and dad didn't hurt you. Okay, that's where the trauma starts.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I love y'all, mom and dad, when y'all see this, but y'all know, Pay attention to this part.
Speaker 1:Yeah, this is the part you need to pay attention to.
Speaker 3:I would say like because most of my like my mom and my dad, I feel like I've always been a kid, like it's more of like they Do.
Speaker 1:You have siblings.
Speaker 3:Yes, I have three siblings. Well, three siblings on my mom's side, or two siblings on my mom's side, six on my dad's side. My dad's a hoe.
Speaker 1:Papa was a rolling stone boy.
Speaker 3:My dad was chicken and dicking.
Speaker 1:Hey, hey, hey, hey, it ain't chicken if you got it, yeah, so it was like my dad every time he contracted.
Speaker 3:He's an alcoholic gambler, so anytime he called, it was to see what my mom was doing, and then with my mom so they're not together, no, but right now they're getting back together, which that's Weird.
Speaker 2:Yeah, weird.
Speaker 3:But I'm not going to say we had our first day where we all spent. I'm going to keep in mind. These are the same people that I was class president for my high school, supposed to give a speech at graduation. I asked them like can y'all sit next to each other? So when I give my speech, all I gotta do is look in the crowd and look at y'all too? Them both was not finna come to my graduation. They were like I'm not fucking coming if he has to be there. Mom was like I'm not fucking coming if I have to be there. I said, well, this day is not about y'all and what the fuck. But ultimately my dad did not come.
Speaker 1:Dang.
Speaker 3:My mom did Well. My dad came, but I never saw him. My brother saw him in the bathroom when he was using the bathroom.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 3:But I didn't get to see my dad personally where he congratulated me, type shit. So that's that type of tip for that shit. So I say, if that was where it started, because they're both like, my mom set my dad's car on fire because it was stick shit. Allegedly she set the car afire.
Speaker 1:Shit.
Speaker 3:It was what? Was it Manual? So she doesn't know how to drive manual. It's only automatic. This lady, I don't know why the fuck she had it in her mind, but I guess she kept stalling out, so she set it on fire because she got mad, so that's. So the crazy is my identity here.
Speaker 2:I got a question for you. What was your GPA?
Speaker 3:My GPA, your gpa, my gpa. So low-key, I finished with like a 3.4.
Speaker 2:Oh okay, not bad. Yeah, but like compared to my sister. And you also said you went to college. What'd you go to?
Speaker 3:college for culinary arts, and then I went back to my aa. I'm a two-top chopper, so you can cook and fuck.
Speaker 2:Yeah, damn. So you're a woman, exactly like what all the connotations.
Speaker 3:But, yeah, I did go to culinary school and it was, I found out like it was my dream college Because it was the soccer team that I was looking at and I finally got on it when at Johnson and Wales in Miami, but they closed that campus down.
Speaker 1:Ooh, that used to be a decent life, though.
Speaker 3:Because Johnson and Wales is like the highest If you want to go for culinary but also play sports.
Speaker 1:That was the place to go. What did?
Speaker 2:you play Soccer. I know In track what position.
Speaker 3:So they had me as left wing. But I also played defense because of sweeper, because I have the speed, so they put me in the back or forward For center forward. But like me, I have too much anxiety for center forward.
Speaker 1:Y'all are talking now because I haven't, yeah, he doesn't know anything about soccer. So basically At all, the head is more center.
Speaker 3:You have your two people.
Speaker 1:So it's like hockey.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 1:It's similar to hockey With less people.
Speaker 2:Well, hockey has less people.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but there's 11 of us on the field, including the goalie. And the hockey only has like seven Forward, two outsides, midfield, middle, you have like maybe three or four back.
Speaker 2:Are you including?
Speaker 1:the goalie? Yeah, Because it's your center, both wings, two defensemen and your goalie. So it's set up like that. I know hockey because I played hockey.
Speaker 2:Well, what kind of black man skates on ice? Hey, first man.
Speaker 3:I said that was the sport I should have done. It was hockey, hockey.
Speaker 1:Hockey might be my best sport yeah.
Speaker 2:Like no, I'm not even going to hold you Hockey might be my best sport. Where the fuck did you play hockey Up in Lando Lakes?
Speaker 1:We did. I did roller hockey here in Tampa.
Speaker 2:Roller hockey I did roller hockey Ice hockey.
Speaker 1:Eventually over in Brennan.
Speaker 2:Did you ever go to LaFleur's?
Speaker 1:No, I never went that way. Racetrack it was straight, but this was also years ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Decades ago, bro. You're lucky you didn't get your ass fucking injured. I was quick, but I was worse. They slam. I don't care who you are, you get slammed into the board.
Speaker 1:But the thing about it was you could never catch me clean. You would never catch me clean. If you hit me, you'd have to hit me like You'd still fall though. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeah, but it was one of those like you could never catch me clean and I could always kind of get up out of something.
Speaker 2:And they're padded up.
Speaker 1:Very, yeah, very.
Speaker 2:But, like in roller hockey, I did united skates of america. Is that that's? Yeah, yeah, you know what I'm talking about, right? Yeah, yeah, no, I was at united skates over there off armenia, armenia and uh, by that, by the bowling alley, yeah, yeah, so I went there.
Speaker 1:Damn, I used to go there, bro yeah, I used to play hockey when I was a kid. Yeah, it was bad.
Speaker 2:I remember, like my mom was a spanish neighborhood.
Speaker 1:Very, yes, very very spanish and I actually one of my one of my classmates is I was a kid. Yeah, it was bad. I remember like my mom. Oh well, it was a Spanish neighborhood.
Speaker 2:Very, yes, very Very Spanish.
Speaker 1:And actually one of my classmates at the time, was the reason I ended up trying to play ice hockey.
Speaker 2:Was he a Canadian Bruce?
Speaker 1:Zass, no Little mixed kid, but he was good. I mean he was averaging four goals a game. Jesus fuck Like. And his dad was like yeah, no, we're going somewhere more competitive. And he started playing ice hockey traveling hole nine. Then he went to college for it, but I ain't talked to him in years.
Speaker 3:Right.
Speaker 2:I can never play soccer.
Speaker 1:It's too much running.
Speaker 3:Soccer is actually a very Seven to nine miles average. Yeah, but I'm not running that.
Speaker 1:No, that's why football was cool with me. You know why.
Speaker 2:I got to sprint and be at 100 miles an hour for six seconds. And then soccer you're doing it all game.
Speaker 1:You're running 90 minutes no.
Speaker 3:That was the one thing I hated, because I was fast, so they used to have this one play where they literally just send the ball into the corner and have me get up there. I'd make it up there, but I'm like bitch, I'm tired, I'm done, you're tired, I'm I'm done, you're gassed. Yeah, but you didn't feel as big as 400, didn't you? Yeah, but I was like in to stay in shape. So by the time, by the third, fourth time, they kicked that bitch up there, I'm like I can't breathe. This is, this is literally like smoking cigarettes or some shit.
Speaker 3:I used to vape and everything, so it was like smoking weed. I'm like I can't fucking breathe. I'm out of shape, like I'm fat, I literally used to tell my coach like bitch, I, bitch, I'm fat, I can't do this shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, fat weight. How much did you weigh? Like 70 pounds.
Speaker 3:I wish I was like probably rocking 125, 130.
Speaker 2:At 4'7".
Speaker 3:I'd say 5 foot At 5 foot On a good day. 5'1".
Speaker 1:That actually is a little heavy With the heels on, but after like back to back to back.
Speaker 3:I'm like at this point I'm just doing suicides and it's not working. You can't like keep having me run down there and then what For what?
Speaker 1:Did you ever get a scholarship opportunity?
Speaker 3:I did my first college that I went to and the second one too.
Speaker 2:Who did we have on that? Leah, leah, leah. I went to Johnson and Wales to get me it was.
Speaker 1:I can't pronounce her last name, I think it was $40,000 a semester and we were on trimesters $40,000 a semester.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they were expensive as fuck. It was $40,000 a semester and we were on trimesters, it was. They paid probably $27,000.
Speaker 2:So you'd have to come up with $13,000. Yeah, not terrible. But I only stayed there for like a year. Hey, Max, you got questions from the audience, right?
Speaker 1:You know I do. What is your most memorable date From Boykins? And in a bunch of numbers? Don't tell me.
Speaker 2:That's what these guys want.
Speaker 1:I'm just reading in order.
Speaker 3:Gay I know Most memorable date. It's bad to say I've never really been on a date like that. So I would say like probably All these niggas spending this much money.
Speaker 1:They can't take you on a good date, that part.
Speaker 2:But, that's not a date, that's not a date coming in. It's paid for, it don't matter.
Speaker 1:Look, let me tell you something. If I drop three bands, bitch, it's going to be an adventure.
Speaker 3:I would say going out to dinner. And then there was a that were dressed like Steve Harvey for her other birthday. So literally me and him were just geeking, laughing about the fact that like we were also high, so it was just looking at them like Allegedly yeah, allegedly I was high.
Speaker 2:It's legal to smoke weed in.
Speaker 3:Florida. It is legal, it is. Yeah, you can get a med card oh, I don't know which. She has a med card Exactly I kept looking at them like do you see what I'm seeing? Yeah, because it's all like a bunch of bald-headed females just laughing in suits and ties. Okay, okay.
Speaker 1:I'm asking this one because we asked Miss Adrienne. I just think it's a sensational question.
Speaker 3:What is the wildest place?
Speaker 1:you've done the deed.
Speaker 3:The beach, that's not the wildest, it's not the wildest, Because most people are pussy to fucking do anything and wherever. And Wildest Because most people are pussy to fucking do anything and wherever, and they're scared of getting a charge. So I'm like man, I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2:We can pull this car over wherever the fuck we are at, we can go right there, so like a car. I don't think is that wild. It's not wild either. It's not wild.
Speaker 1:So that's why I'm like, I feel like on the side of the house, not realizing there was cameras, so we were on the side, like at an apartment complex, like fuck it is that the first time, or first and last time, you've been on camera doing that.
Speaker 3:I played the fifth actually, you know what. Let's ask him that question, but I like that, though, because nobody has my videos, except for the people that have the videos.
Speaker 1:Do you have your videos?
Speaker 3:I have my, of course I do.
Speaker 1:Do you want to share it?
Speaker 3:on the show? No, but I look good, that's all. I'm saying I look good from that view.
Speaker 2:Okay, never mind, that's all I can figure out. Max. What's the wildest place you've done? The deed Rooftop of the Sykes Building downtown Tampa. How the fuck did you even get up there?
Speaker 1:yeah, I know a guy.
Speaker 2:You gotta know the guy that has access to the roof maintenance man, so you did it with the maintenance man oh, he walked into that, bro.
Speaker 1:No, so I was dating this girl at the time, many moons ago, many, many moons ago, and she said her biggest thing was to have a rooftop date. And I'm like, alright, let's make it happen. So I reached out. I was like, hey, I'm trying to set up a dinner date on the roof. He goes oh, we're not supposed to. So I hand him a sum of cash. How much?
Speaker 2:200. That's it. 200. That's all it took. All he had to do was open a fucking door, yeah.
Speaker 1:I know you have $200 to open a door.
Speaker 2:Break the law, but yeah.
Speaker 1:What law that he can't actually get a roof. He'd be all right.
Speaker 2:As long as I don't jump, he's not in trouble.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean. As long I like how he goes, push the bitch off yeah.
Speaker 3:Like what was I supposed to do? Throw her ass off. No, I'm trying to get something Like what are you talking about?
Speaker 1:Like, no, I'm trying to romanticize this thing, you know what I mean. So I set up this you know Little baby table. I throw the little White cloth over it, the little candles, the glass, wine glasses. Now, I know they're only for wine and not for passion fruit juice like I did, passion fruit juice, it went buzz. I wasn't old enough to drink, so I couldn't put wine in it.
Speaker 2:Oh, shit, this is before you were 21?. Yeah, I was like 18. Damn, you were romantic, bro. Yeah, yeah, holy shit. So I put passion fruit in it. Yeah, that's all I had.
Speaker 1:That's what I could do you and I went. I'd gone to like one of the local restaurants. I got like she wanted. She likes steak. I know how she likes it, so I got the steak dinner boxed up.
Speaker 2:Then I reassembled it on the plate.
Speaker 1:Let me guess how she liked it. Well done, nope, medium rare.
Speaker 3:I was going to say medium, rare, most likely.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she likes her dick. Well done, though Moving on, so you know we is what it is.
Speaker 2:Was there anybody watching? I hope. Where was the maintenance guy at?
Speaker 1:Not on the roof with us.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, so then he just unlocked the door and that was it.
Speaker 1:He unlocked the door, I propped it open, I got it set up. He said just let me know when you leave. Alright, cool.
Speaker 2:Bro, let me get that guy's number, because that is a great fucking dick Pedro.
Speaker 1:Alvarez appreciate you, buddy.
Speaker 3:Listen, I'm going to tell everybody like, don't come to me if you're not like this.
Speaker 2:You kind of just like ruined it for the rest of us guys right now you literally did hey ready.
Speaker 1:I did because she cheated on me, so it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3:Slut, Just kidding. But my favorite one that's like my dream date, though has other kids.
Speaker 2:Did you just hear? She's giving you the recipe. She's giving you the recipe.
Speaker 3:My dream date was like, basically like we go to the top of like an airport, watch the planes come in and out, because I feel like that's so peaceful. We talk about like our life, buy like our favorite, not even something, young guys, it's something like just fast food.
Speaker 2:You want to be at the top of an airport? Yes.
Speaker 1:Like you're talking about the rooftop of the parking garage. Yeah, and watch them come in and out. Yes, that's the one. Yes, that's your dream date. That's your dream date. You get like yeah you could do that on any day of the week.
Speaker 3:But a lot of men will pick that up. Like I remember, I said this. I mean, I've been there to take photos Exactly, but I feel like it's so peaceful.
Speaker 1:I've seen this guy, jay, he did it. He's taking photos, but I thought he was somewhere else.
Speaker 2:No, it's all the parking garage.
Speaker 1:The angles and the way he caught it coming in and taking off. Beautiful yeah.
Speaker 2:The pictures are fucking amazing. Yo, it's wild because the parking garage literally sits right next to the runway.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's what I said, it's short-term parking now. Yeah, not the long-term one, because long-term you can't see shit.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's all the way in the middle Like an hour plus.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, no. Short-term is like one or two days.
Speaker 3:Really, oh shit, yeah, you can park it a couple days.
Speaker 1:It's just $20. I'm looking for Is there short term, there's long term, and then there's this other parking lot that you got to shuttle to Long term parking. Yeah, yeah, you got to leave your shit there. It's like $9 a day.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's easy.
Speaker 2:Well, that's why a lot of people don't like to park short term, because they could just park long term.
Speaker 1:Park long term you got to shuttle there, so like if you're Damn.
Speaker 2:so you just gave them the recipe Fellas take her.
Speaker 1:To the fucking airport.
Speaker 2:Take her to short-term parking. You're on Flowers.
Speaker 3:I don't get flowers on top of that. No fucking dates after that.
Speaker 1:Never again. What's up with the flowers, man? It's a gentlemanly thing to do.
Speaker 3:It's a gesture that's like okay. So I genuinely know like okay. So I also, if I'm walking with you and I see you're walking on the inside of the sidewalk, the curb.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, you brought this up, you're done.
Speaker 1:I told you my daughter knows the rules. She's a seven.
Speaker 3:Or when they're walking in front of me and they're just on their phones not paying attention, because I've had incidents where they walked in front of me and then some dude started hollering at me and all of a sudden.
Speaker 1:it's my fault, but I'm short of shit.
Speaker 3:So it's like I can't keep up with you all the time. Who the fuck are you dating that part.
Speaker 1:Trash ass niggas.
Speaker 3:Yes, I changed my whole this year.
Speaker 2:So does Max have a chance.
Speaker 3:You might. We had to talk about that. She likes white guys and Well, I honestly feel like I have no type, because I also like females, I like men, I like what I like.
Speaker 1:Just get ready to get pegged. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
Speaker 3:I feel like now that I said that because, honestly, phoenix looked at me and was like I got you Come to the castle with me. But I was like it can't be just anybody, bro, like it can't be just anybody, I tell you right now.
Speaker 1:It'll never be me. It'll never be me like. This is how bad I am about it. I told everybody. I said at 40 they gotta check your prostate. I said I'll die of prostate cancer. Zero hesitation, I'm not getting checked why, you're not putting a finger in my butt not a thing, but you got your help that's cool.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die.
Speaker 2:when I die and whenever the Lord decides that my time is, it is If he says it's prostate cancer fuck it. Well, they wouldn't know unless that's cool.
Speaker 1:So guess what? I'll never know. I just died.
Speaker 3:I agree with you. My pops had it. Yeah so it was like it's very common.
Speaker 1:That's cool. Did he enjoy it?
Speaker 3:No, he literally came out because my grandpa's Polynesian as fuck, he's Tongan as fuck, so he still has his accent. He's like he looked at my mom and was like they put a finger in my ass. See, no, not a thing. My pops was so shit, Like he Tongass, so he doesn't know the type of routines, but he literally was scarred for his life and was telling my mom like I'm never doing that shit again Because he was like they put a finger in my ass and I was like ugh I didn't want to hear that from my grandpa.
Speaker 2:That shit bro. That is the main reason I'm not going to doctors.
Speaker 3:Why it's not happening. It's a healthy thing, though it is, but you know what else? Who the fuck cares about health?
Speaker 1:Fuck that health.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean shit. Look White Claw.
Speaker 1:You gotta give the people one last parting word. Give it to them.
Speaker 3:Just don't give a fuck. Mm Do not give a fuck, because why keep the peace between somebody else when you got warfare going on with yourself?
Speaker 1:Ooh, that's a bar.
Speaker 2:That's how I feel, that's a bar, then throw up that leg for some cash. Cash. Throw that ass for some cash.
Speaker 3:You know, what I'm saying. I got them done right now.
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