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In Max We Truzz
Real‑life things for real‑life people—no filters, no fluff. Hosted by Max Paul, In Max We Truzz dives head‑first into the stories that shape us: from the highs and lows of life after sports to the messy realities of mental health, relationships, business, and hustle culture. Each 60‑minute episode pairs Max’s energetic, humorous style with candid conversations from athletes, industry experts, creators, and entrepreneurs you know (and some you should know).
Expect raw language, unvarnished truths, and the occasional hot take—because authenticity isn’t always PG‑13. Weekly drops include:
- “The Real” – unfiltered dialogue with headline‑making guests
- Audience Q&A – Max answers your toughest life, career, and relationship questions
- Closing Monologue – rapid‑fire wisdom bombs from every guest
Whether you’re navigating a post‑athlete identity, scaling a startup, or just craving a straight‑shooting pep talk, this show hands you practical insight—and a laugh—every single week.
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Warning: Explicit language & brutally honest perspectives ahead. Listener discretion—and an open mind—advised.
In Max We Truzz
Alexis Gonzalez the Strip Club Confidential
The curtain rises on one of our most candid conversations yet as we welcome Alexis, a veteran exotic dancer from Tampa's high-end gentlemen's clubs. What begins as a light-hearted chat quickly transforms into a masterclass on the economics, psychology, and hidden realities of life as a professional dancer.
Alexis pulls no punches as she walks us through her unexpected entry into the profession – sparked by revenge after a breakup – and how she transformed what began as a petty move into a profitable career. With remarkable self-awareness and business savvy, she breaks down the financial structure of dancing, including house fees, tip-outs, and how she can earn upwards of $3,000 during a single day-to-night shift. Her insights shatter preconceptions about the profession, revealing it as a sophisticated entrepreneurial venture requiring psychological acumen and strategic thinking.
The conversation takes fascinating turns as Alexis categorizes clubs into distinct cultural ecosystems – "white clubs," "black clubs," and "Spanish clubs" – each with its own clientele, atmosphere, and earning potential. Perhaps most revealing is her analysis of relationships, where she distinguishes between "trappers" who understand her profession versus "professionals" who attempt to rescue dancers from their careers. Her current roster of four "sugar daddies" highlights the complex financial and emotional dynamics dancers navigate daily.
Throughout it all, Alexis maintains a refreshing confidence and self-possession that clearly drives her success. "I love myself so bad. I am obsessed with me," she states when explaining why she's currently single, offering wisdom that transcends her profession. Whether you're curious about the business behind gentlemen's clubs or seeking insights on self-worth and boundary-setting, this episode delivers raw, unfiltered truths you won't soon forget.
All right, we're back with another episode of In Max Rechucks. We have the amazing Miss Alexis with us today and behind the scenes we got our man Sean, you know. But, Miss Alexis, where did we meet?
Speaker 2:We met on social media.
Speaker 1:And then, where did we meet in person? Deep End.
Speaker 2:Reddy. Yeah, we met at Penthouse. We met at the Penthouse.
Speaker 1:What's the Penthouse?
Speaker 2:The Penthouse is a strip club. It's a gentleman's club actually it's a gentleman's club.
Speaker 1:There's a difference, there's a big difference.
Speaker 3:Before or after the rehab? Uh-huh, remember, the penthouse was rehabbed, probably.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, so I worked there before.
Speaker 1:I worked before pre dark and mysterious. Yeah, that's super scary.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we had that back little pole that was in the cut and everybody was kind of like no, the back pole was not in the cut, it was in the middle of the floor and then the dining room was in the cut. The cut, yeah, it was like super dark.
Speaker 3:But then it had't a room.
Speaker 2:It was like you go outside oh yeah, we weren't allowed to do that.
Speaker 3:Maybe that was like oh, when I went, they went outside. Yeah, that's, hey, that's for vip customers. You know what I where, when guests who don't want to be seen, are in the building you kind of put them up in the cup. Yeah yeah, it's not just the vip room, no, no see vip rooms.
Speaker 1:If you pay enough money you can go there. Every club got a certain little area that if like like the camera don't catch the camera like, but you know that's not for my kind of girls.
Speaker 3:My kind of girls, we don't go in that area that was the cabanas, because the cabanas you could actually just draw the drapes.
Speaker 1:Nah see we, we got you know.
Speaker 3:You know there might have been some white powder there.
Speaker 1:I mean of course just sugar allegedly, allegedly, but I know, I know. When we we went to Texas they had this one club and a couple of the guys were used to Texans were in the building. They walked through the back door, wrapped around the stairs right to that side and said hey man, what's up there? He goes. Nah, nah, nah.
Speaker 2:Did you say stairs? Yeah, in a penthouse.
Speaker 1:No, no, no. In Houston, in Texas, oh oh oh, they had a club where they just come wrapped around, came through the back door wrapped around, stayed up some stairs and were right into the little section.
Speaker 3:Oh, you're talking about the John F Kennedy entrance you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1:The Marilyn Monroe entrance, yeah don't nobody get to see this.
Speaker 3:Oh no, All the politicians going in on that one.
Speaker 1:Hey, I ain't on that one. Hey, look, I ain't going to say which one on air, but I'm going to say I've seen a politician in a gentleman's club and giggled about it.
Speaker 3:Well, I think maybe we should ask Lexi have you seen one?
Speaker 2:No, I've not seen any politicians inside of no gentleman's club. No, who did I? I can't say, I can't name names. I've seen a lot of people, but no politicians, but no politicians.
Speaker 1:Why you? Can't name, no names. Athletes, huh, no, come on, you can hear.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you don't gotta say who they are, yeah, of course it's like people's status come in, but it's not nothing. Football players, hockey players, baseball players yeah all the players, all the butts being there, all the cleats.
Speaker 1:All the butts being there.
Speaker 3:All the cleats, all the what is this black white tie? Max was trying to allude to something.
Speaker 1:I don't know what you're talking about. I'm just saying I don't know. Rumor has it that's where they like to hang out Allegedly. We don't know, I've never seen any of them there.
Speaker 2:Honestly, I don't talk to any Bucks players. What, no?
Speaker 3:So then you probably got your regulars that come in. Yeah, probably old, you know, probably like in their 60s, super prefer those ones really, because they, you know you're getting a paycheck or not a paycheck, but you're getting paid every time, yeah, and I don't have to do like all the extra.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm saying. Athletes want you to break your back and I'm sorry but like no I'm not breaking my back for a thousand dollars you talking about dancing or? Yeah, of course I don't do nothing else. This isn't that, alexis that's not that Alexis.
Speaker 3:That's a different one.
Speaker 1:That's a different Alexis, if you go check the YouTube, back up a couple episodes, you'll see it. But as a dancer, like what? What is your? What got you there? Like, how did we get here? Okay, like, from the way beginning, from the way beginning, take us back, take us back to baby Alexis. What is your what?
Speaker 2:got you there? Like how, how did we get here? Okay, like from the way beginning, from the way beginning.
Speaker 1:Take us back. Take us back to baby Alexis. Okay, so I don't tell no stories that we talked about earlier today.
Speaker 2:No, so we got here because so I was a bottle girl, I bottle served that drink when, like once upon a time, and my ex-boyfriend, he was my tape, my section, and I was like he was like you know what, whatever, don't work, just I'll give you money here here. Here I'm like okay, cool, whatever.
Speaker 2:So I stopped completely working in the club because he was not having that, so bottle girl shit was dead. And then, like two years later, we ended up separating because I saw some funny shit. So I was like okay, cool, like that's fine we can separate. And he told me like oh, what did he say? I can't wait for you to come crawling back begging me. And I was like huh, crawling back, okay, Not never.
Speaker 2:I'm going to go actually to Lookers where your homeboys be at and I'm going to show you what crawling back looks like and Is.
Speaker 3:Lookers a strip club, yeah, so that's how that went.
Speaker 2:That's a strip club, though, so I went in there and because I was fucking mad, like excuse you, sir, you're not going to live in my house for two years, and then just oh, so you were, you were paying for him. No, no, I mean he paid the bills, but it was my house. He moved into my house.
Speaker 1:Renting or owning.
Speaker 2:Renting. I was like how old was I? Yeah, I was like I started dancing in 2017.
Speaker 1:Oh, this is recent. So babies yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was like I was just turned 21, I think. Yeah, yeah, like I was just turned 21, I think Mm Okay, ooh, bought a girl to strip club.
Speaker 1:Strip like no, that's so bad. There was no in-between there was no in-between.
Speaker 2:I just was like okay, well, obviously I can't go back to bottle serving because, like, when you really think about it, that is not like enough to support the lifestyle that I've now been accustomed to. So I feel like he poked me to just because you can't tell somebody like, oh, I can't wait for you to come crawling back Now. You lit a fire under my ass and on my mama. I'm going to do whatever I can to get out of here.
Speaker 1:So he was just being a dick and you got into stripping to be petty.
Speaker 2:To be petty. Are you from Tampa I mean for the most part.
Speaker 3:I live here well and like. Are you from the bay area? Tampa bay area yeah, or were you born somewhere else?
Speaker 2:no, I was born here, I grew up in germany and then I moved back here. But how? The fuck germany yeah, how did we get to? Germany so because my mom is german and irish. My mother was married. My dad went to prison, so while he was in prison, we we moved over there.
Speaker 1:You lived in Germany. That's different. That's for a contract, it doesn't count.
Speaker 3:It doesn't count, it kind of does right. So, where'd you go to high school?
Speaker 2:I went to Hillsborough, hillsborough High.
Speaker 1:Turn the damn camera off. Turn the fucking camera off. We only like people who went to Jefferson. Go Terriers we only like people who went to Jefferson.
Speaker 3:Oh no, no, I went to Sickles. I mean Hillsborough had the IB program. I'm sorry yeah.
Speaker 2:Hillsborough had the IB program. Our sports was killing y'all Like everything, oh never mind, you got it Killing Sickles. Hey look, look you woman who was spanking everybody. Ok, ooh, man, yeah, tbt Not playing.
Speaker 1:When did I graduate? Not playing 2014. Oh, that's why. That's why All the real niggas been graduating, never mind, I forgot. I forgot she was a baby.
Speaker 2:I just turned this age.
Speaker 3:Guys, I'm sorry, I'm sorry man, look, I know exactly how old, she is Mm-hmm 20. She said 29. 29.
Speaker 2:22 again, I have 24 guys.
Speaker 1:The correct answer, gentlemen, no matter what she looked like. 22 again.
Speaker 2:Again, there you go. Max is a gentleman and a scholar. I love it so much.
Speaker 1:And a scholar at all times.
Speaker 2:And an athlete.
Speaker 1:You know what Best of both worlds I'm trying to tell you Now, considering that the clients are that you would run into over there, because you know penthouses, you get athletes, doctors, lawyers, celebs, yeah, oh, okay. Oh yeah, yeah, Because when people do like concerts, they tend to make their way to the PH, they make their way over there.
Speaker 3:Yeah, every time you can name drop at least one celeb, can't you?
Speaker 1:No, no, you sign an.
Speaker 3:NDA when you start working there.
Speaker 2:Yep, yep, sure do no, but I mean, I feel like I have respect for people that take care of me, so I got to take care of them.
Speaker 3:This doesn't sound like a Hillsborough high girl.
Speaker 2:No, no, that girl was a fighter.
Speaker 1:Yeah. So have you ever, as a dancer, got into any scuffles? Not necessarily in a club or with other dancers, absolutely why.
Speaker 2:What did you do? Because they beat? What did they do?
Speaker 1:No, what did she do?
Speaker 2:Okay, so I work in all different kinds of clubs and it mostly happens in the white clubs. They just forget that you're an adult and, respectfully, I will slap the fuck out of you.
Speaker 3:Don't talk to me like that this is the fucking fifth time someone said a white club or a black club.
Speaker 1:It's a difference. What is the difference? There's a gentleman's club.
Speaker 2:The music, the quality of people, the quality of girls that are working there, how you tip out the vibe, whether you can smoke in the clubs, not smoke in the club, like it's just all. The money is different.
Speaker 3:So like pasties, no pasties yeah exactly.
Speaker 2:That's a thing too. I don't know, so like for example, a black club.
Speaker 1:It's going to smell like.
Speaker 3:Name a black club.
Speaker 2:The black club is not going to smell like nothing but marijuana.
Speaker 3:Yeah, the black club is not going to smell like nothing but marijuana.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like, look at so, like, hush, I'm going to hush, hush is a Spanish club. Very much so.
Speaker 1:Spanish club so now we got three clubs.
Speaker 2:White club.
Speaker 3:Spanish club black club.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's a thing, bad decisions in hush man.
Speaker 1:I'm trying to tell you.
Speaker 3:And then a white club is like penthouse.
Speaker 1:Yeah, where it smelled clean, everything looked good. It's a great presentation.
Speaker 2:Mons.
Speaker 1:Venus.
Speaker 2:No, they don't got a DJ oh.
Speaker 3:Oh, I'm so sorry guys. What is it? Odyssey 2001? Odyssey White club or black club?
Speaker 2:That is, I feel like, because it's a very cultured mixed club, but it's white, it's a white club.
Speaker 1:It's a White club. Yeah, did they serve food? White club.
Speaker 2:No black club served food to the best kind in the back, the wings, the wings, the chicken wings, yeah, wings. Well, no, so I also dance at. When I dance in Fort Lauderdale, I dance in an urban club and the food is no, it don't count, that's South Florida.
Speaker 3:That's Spanish club right.
Speaker 2:No, it's a hood spot.
Speaker 3:It's 1,000% a hood spot.
Speaker 2:I don't dance in Spanish clubs ever Cannot, no.
Speaker 3:You look Spanish.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I know, are you Spanish? Of course I'm mixed. What do you mix with A bunch of different stuff. Talk to me now.
Speaker 1:Let me hear it, let me hear Germany.
Speaker 2:Right Literally.
Speaker 3:Some Asian.
Speaker 2:No, no, asian. My mother is German and Irish. And then what's your father's? He's Spanish and black, but he's they're not like African American, they are like the Latino brown.
Speaker 1:Okay, cool. So basically he's Latin and black. Crash out on Crash Out. Then you got your mama who's German and Irish Crash Out.
Speaker 2:Drunken Crash Out Verbad. But, honestly, though, both of my parents are Leos, and here I am. This is a rising Taurus.
Speaker 3:So another astrology one.
Speaker 1:I promise you I'm just gonna have to start learning astrology.
Speaker 2:Cause girl that's, it's fine. You're a what? Uh well, when is your birthday? What are you again?
Speaker 1:we're not gonna talk about this.
Speaker 2:No, we're gonna talk about it we did talk about this. We did this with the other that's fine, just drop it on me yeah, yeah, just real quick, oh I love Aquarius, this super organized Cool Run that One of my best friends at Aquarius there it is there you go.
Speaker 3:That's why you guys get along yeah.
Speaker 2:I honestly get along with a lot of different people.
Speaker 3:So we have white clubs, spanish clubs, black clubs. How come I don't hear about Asian clubs? Let me tell you why. Real quick, no, because you got massage parlors. Valid, valid, they ain't strip club I wouldn't trust an Asian strip club.
Speaker 1:They're just.
Speaker 3:Robin Thug, love you long time.
Speaker 1:I wouldn't trust an Asian strip club. I'd be so terrified of a ladyboy.
Speaker 3:Why this ain't Hangover 2, bro, but I would be.
Speaker 1:That's the only reference I have to it Like name another time you've seen an Asian strip club outside of that movie? I'd never have. Exactly Would be that girl taking bottles off and kaboom I would be.
Speaker 2:I don't know. I love me some Asian people. I used to date a Korean.
Speaker 1:But what if it's an Asian trans? If you go to a strip club, it's an Asian trans.
Speaker 2:That's yeah, but I mean, I don't think it.
Speaker 3:Well, they should disclose that, shouldn't they?
Speaker 2:Yeah, but I've never worked in a club where, like a trans, person has worked with me. I've seen no, you've probably seen them come and hang out, but not actually dance.
Speaker 1:There was a trans dancer at Secrets. You can't tell me no different.
Speaker 2:Well, look where you're at. Look where you're at. I heard the manager in Secrets got shot in the face anyway, so that's like oh my God, so I've actually been at one also, oh my God, cancel that out. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 3:No, that was allegedly. That was allegedly, allegedly, yeah, allegedly. There was also a transgender dancer at Bear Assets.
Speaker 2:I never work in those clubs, bear.
Speaker 3:Assets. Come on, it was during the golf tournament that's in Pinellas County for the PGA Tour and a buddy of mine he's sitting there in the chair. He's like, oh my God, look at that ass Turns around. It's a dude. Yeah, Talk about the gayest moment you can have in your life. I would panic.
Speaker 1:I would pack my stuff. It's time to go. I'm done with strip clubs for life.
Speaker 2:I love it. I think it's so funny, fun and fun to watch who's your favorite customer.
Speaker 3:Fun and fun to watch.
Speaker 1:Who's your?
Speaker 3:favorite customer, ooh, can you even out of?
Speaker 1:that You're talking about the correct answer to this.
Speaker 2:Correct. Okay, you could be my favorite customer.
Speaker 3:That's all I'm gonna do, Wait you're a customer.
Speaker 2:He is my customer, oh shit.
Speaker 1:If I'm on the way to work or something like that and I got a couple minutes to drop in and drop off.
Speaker 3:Is he tipping with hundreds or ones?
Speaker 2:They add up to hundreds A couple. Hundreds A couple hundreds and that's more than two. It's more than three, it's more than four.
Speaker 3:Well, a couple's, only two.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I know, but I'm saying a couple hundreds.
Speaker 1:Hey Lil', at a time. At a time, hey Lil', you know, first 30 seconds. I'm saying huh, Should do a cool little trick, Huh.
Speaker 2:I know Now we just got to get our other friend on board with equivalent spending.
Speaker 3:Who's the other friend?
Speaker 2:Huh.
Speaker 3:Oh, we can't, we can't.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we're not naming names.
Speaker 1:We're not going to name names, but he knows he need to get on board because it's not fair.
Speaker 2:And I told him I'm like, listen, you guys cannot come in and be like, oh something, something slip my time, da, da, da. And then he's throwing more money than you Like, babe, I love you to death, but no, it's not fair. Have you worked at Omnia before I?
Speaker 1:mean you got to.
Speaker 3:Max, have you offered her a job at Omnia?
Speaker 1:She know any time she want to pop in.
Speaker 3:It. That's what it is.
Speaker 2:No, it's just that the way my sleep schedule is set up, sometimes I can wake up and then go back to sleep, and then by the time I wake up again, it's like dang. It's 10 o'clock. I got to rush to get ready. Penthouse is at the corner.
Speaker 3:Now Omnia is. When does Omnia close? Two yeah but driving across the bridge, that's it.
Speaker 1:You understand.
Speaker 2:Like Penthouse is close, that's a five, ten minute ride for her as opposed to she got to get up, go all the way across the bridge, find parking and make her way in there and then come back safely and soundly, because St Pete police are not to be played with.
Speaker 1:And then she don't want to put me in predicament where she's showing up at like 11. I'm not charging her house. You know what I mean.
Speaker 3:What does that mean? Charging her house. You know what?
Speaker 1:I mean, what does that mean? Charging her house? So dancers usually pay like a house fee to the club.
Speaker 3:I thought they paid DJs.
Speaker 1:No, no, that's a tip out. When they first come in the building, they got to pay the club X amount of dollars depending on the time they get there to allow them to work. Really it's a lease fee because they're leasing our space.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Well, if you can say it on air, how much does ph charge for a house? Yeah, um, it just depends on what time you get there, so it can range from if you get there, like before two o'clock let's call it a friday.
Speaker 3:Let's call it a friday what time?
Speaker 1:what time on friday?
Speaker 3:um 5 pm okay oh, that's like 40 that's it. Oh, it's not that bad no, no, I was expecting you to say like hundreds of dollars, no, In Miami. It could be like that yeah, I mean like the busiest day at PH probably has to be like NFL regular season on a Sunday.
Speaker 2:Max for a house is $50 a pound.
Speaker 1:The highest you could pay is $50.
Speaker 3:What about a minimum tip out.
Speaker 2:Oh, I mean, I always take care. You have to take care of your floor, guys.
Speaker 3:Which is security.
Speaker 1:Yeah, exactly the DJ.
Speaker 2:Whoever it is that you take care of who takes care of you. So I give the DJ like $40. I give the floor guys always $100.
Speaker 3:And then so it's not based on how much you make there, so you make a G and just be like yo. Here's 40.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you have to, otherwise, you can't give them more. Yeah, of course, but there's 60, 70 girls working. $40 is good for me 60, 70 girls.
Speaker 3:Yeah, lexi, I don't know. I've been to the penthouse quite a few times on a Friday, saturday.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but you said on a Friday.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I never saw no 60, 70 girls, what time are you leaving?
Speaker 1:What time are you leaving? 3 am, oh damn.
Speaker 3:Maybe you didn't look around hard enough. This was back when before the rehab.
Speaker 2:Okay, well then we'll just do 50. Yeah, before that, of course, nobody was working at Penthouse.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but now since the remodel.
Speaker 3:When you say that you're actually yeah, you got to think about it.
Speaker 1:You think about else their day shift got like 10.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I would say that's a little bit more accurate figure, Max. You would know we went there like three weeks ago.
Speaker 1:I went there a couple times, bro. As somebody who manages another club, I counted every dancer ahead the first time I went to go see her it was 14.
Speaker 3:Second time how about when we went 12.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so 10. I can tell you what day. Three floor guys, one manager, two bartenders. Was it a Tuesday?
Speaker 3:Tuesday. Yeah, it was a Tuesday, so I mean it's not prime time, right?
Speaker 1:Yeah, catch it on the 30th, and it was at like what it was at like what 3?
Speaker 3:1 pm.
Speaker 1:I got there like 2 something you got there at 2 got I got yelled at pocket watch, that's so bad. A couple of so when we went, a couple of girls who were there, they were mad, they knew who you were, they yeah because they came in and made a hurricane yeah, I've come in with her and any time I come in it's fuck it, fuck it, fuck it fuck it one more time.
Speaker 1:So then, when, when they see me, I only had, I think, two on me and said we'll spread that around, we'll sprinkle this around everywhere.
Speaker 3:No, literally it's a light flurry today and Max actually tried to get one of them to come on.
Speaker 1:I did.
Speaker 2:I did.
Speaker 1:Tried closer to your chest.
Speaker 2:Right here. Yeah, bring it right in now. Okay, there you go. It was knocking my knee.
Speaker 1:You might just have knocked knees.
Speaker 2:I do not have knocked knees, I am slightly pech and toed.
Speaker 1:Okay, okay, see, I knew it was something. I don't think that's knocked knees.
Speaker 2:Knocked knees is when your legs go like this.
Speaker 1:Ain't that bow-legged? I don't know One of them things. When you walk and your leg is like Now, when you were coming up, were you an athlete coming up?
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:What'd you play?
Speaker 2:I ran track.
Speaker 1:What was your event?
Speaker 2:Like what I did. I did shot put and I ran a mile.
Speaker 1:Oh, you were long distance running.
Speaker 2:No, that's it. No, I'm kidding you scrawl like that.
Speaker 3:No, I'm kidding, that was okay. What was your fastest model? Oh, I don't know I don't know under four minutes I don't remember, I smoked weed fuck those not under four minutes.
Speaker 1:You never know, make sure. Damn near superhuman. I'm a.
Speaker 2:I'm a, I'm a smoker for now.
Speaker 1:I don't really remember, though, so alright, alright, so I don't really remember though. All right, so did that athleticism carry over into dancing? Yeah?
Speaker 2:of course. Of course, Like standing up all night is actually exhausting, but like you try holding a pose and twerking one way for five minutes, that's going to hurt. My back hurts and I'm tired. I'm very lazy. I'm a lazy stripper. I don't like to do work. I don't want to do work. I'm very lazy. I'm a lazy stripper. I don't like to do work. I don't want to do work. Why am I here? For you, ugly, and you know I wouldn't talk to you in the grocery store anyways.
Speaker 3:No, that was pretty funny. You think you're still going to meet a guy at the grocery store. Huh yeah, she's like I saw a pretty woman Actually in Whole Foods.
Speaker 2:Okay. In Whole Foods the daddy's being Whole Foods, so, note to self, I'm going to start shopping at.
Speaker 1:Whole. Foods so she can run into me and I can be like, look it's fate. You know what I mean. Wait until we're done filming child. What the next? Oh, here's a good question.
Speaker 3:Have you ever had a relationship with somebody you met at the strip or the gentleman's?
Speaker 2:white coat, absolutely. How did it go, yeah?
Speaker 3:No bullshit.
Speaker 2:For sure. Yeah, lit together and everything that was great.
Speaker 1:Why would you tell our business on camera?
Speaker 3:What she didn't give specifics.
Speaker 1:Why would you tell our business on camera?
Speaker 2:No, Lit together and everything. Honestly, I've had two separate types of relationships working in the club. I've had the one where it's like the man is not uh, he's like he's a trapper, you have the trapper boyfriend and then you have your professional boyfriend and in that you meet in the club. So you got your trapper man and you got your professional. A lot of pros and cons are both of them okay, start with the trapper.
Speaker 3:Let's see how that goes okay, the trapper he's like a drug dealer or some shit usually we're just gonna say trapper, we can just give a general, just broad this is all
Speaker 2:allegedly yeah. So it's like you got the chopper and he is a little. You know he understands this is your job, so he's not going to be like, oh well, I don't like. If you wear that, don't talk to this customer, don't do this, don't wear this, you know, don't like. Tell you he don't say nothing about your nails, how you dress, the makeup. You decide to wear nothing like that, it doesn't matter how loud you are. And then you got your professional boyfriend and he so badly wants to be you.
Speaker 2:He's trying to rescue you he want to be you so bad, Because when they're so professional, it's like they have to hold this persona that they give to the world and that's fine, that's your career. But inside you suck and I'm sorry, but it's like you have to. Um, I would hate to like fake who I am when I wake up in the morning. Just, you know what I'm saying. I get it, that's your job. But like, when do you turn it off? Everybody talks about like, oh, a dancer doesn't know how to turn it off and turn it on. I could be Alexis and I could be Janice. Those are two different people.
Speaker 3:You know, alexis, yeah.
Speaker 1:No, her name is her dancer name is Janice.
Speaker 2:Oh, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Stay with me, stay with me.
Speaker 3:She said Alexis, we had Alexis on. Oh, they don't know each other.
Speaker 2:You could be Alexis and you could be Janice, so with me I know how to like turn it off this person. He so with me. I know how to like separate, turn it off this person. He's they so, uh, he's so intrigued in your life and like wanting to know every single thing, like, oh, this is not the world they come from. So when you bring them into this world, it's like, oh my god why are you wearing those nails?
Speaker 2:wow, like, but then everybody like likes the idea of it versus actually, because when you're with somebody like this, he's going to ask you questions that this person, that the chopper, is not going to give a fuck about. So it's two different types of men. You got what I'm saying, so he's going to ask little questions to me. That personally doesn't fucking matter, are we done? No, it's okay, ask little questions to me that personally doesn't fucking matter, are we done.
Speaker 1:No, it's okay, oh okay. He pointed at the camera because we're going to finish up that comparison when we get back for part two of Ms Alexis' interview. Like comment, subscribe, mash that notification button and we'll be right back.
Speaker 2:Hi guys, Welcome to my channel.
Speaker 1:Yay, you got the first one right. I'll take it. What she's trying to say is welcome back to part two of Imagine Trust. She's back. She's apparently now the host. I'm going to just be here. We were talking before about your difference in type of dudes that want to date you in a strip club.
Speaker 3:Professional and trappers. Professional and trappers, yeah.
Speaker 1:Okay, when you're dating in that realm, does it affect the normal rules and regulations of a relationship? Because there's obviously things dating a dancer that you wouldn't have to deal with, dating a barista or something like that. You know what I mean. That's the first perception I thought of. Bro, Don't judge me.
Speaker 2:I mean not really, Not necessarily Because I love Keem on Starbucks, Because your barista is going to be a whore and sorry, but like us as a dancer, we're not just. It's not happening.
Speaker 1:So you're saying that I got a better chance with a girl at Starbucks than-.
Speaker 2:Yes, because she's happy and she's going to get fucked for coffee and eggs. Like I'm sorry, oh shit, that's a fact and the professional told me that he said these. But he said these bitches are happy to get fucked for coffee and eggs. And I said you know what? And that's fine. That's not something that I personally am, but like I also don't see any dancer that I've ever worked with like going for it like that.
Speaker 3:She gotta really like you so basically, what you're saying is that a dancer expects to make money. The barista is happy to be happy to with seven dollars and 50 cents she's happy to be here because, the dancer.
Speaker 2:She don't. She's dancing.
Speaker 3:She can take care of everything that what's like the average a dancer probably makes. Uh, let's say, thursday, friday, saturday, sunday, just those four days, over the period of those four days that they make so not like each night I mean like over the four days.
Speaker 2:Uh, yeah, I mean I'm very different from other people well on your average dancer. I don't really want to. I will have people mad. I don't really want to speak too much on that.
Speaker 3:Actually you should, because what now you're doing is setting a bar, so if the bar's high, maybe they should hear it.
Speaker 2:I have heard girls be so excited to make $300. Like that's their minimum Over four days.
Speaker 1:No, each day, You're talking about each day. Yeah, each day, so $1,200.
Speaker 2:Their minimum for the day is like oh you know what I made $300. I'm grateful for that. It's more than I came in with and, yes, like that's a thing, obviously I'm grateful for whatever I have, but that's not my.
Speaker 3:I'm not leaving until I leave with a thousand. So then, like over, four days about a g a day, four g's for four nights. Yeah, and then I mean it goes more to.
Speaker 2:It just depends how you work. If I really need it, if I need to get active with some bread, I'm going in day shifts and I'm going to stay until night shifts. And then with that I'll make $3,000.
Speaker 3:In a day, and then you'll take three days off Sometimes, so you're like a paramedic.
Speaker 1:Four days off, three off, love it, and she's saving lives. On four off three, and she's saving lives and she's saving lives.
Speaker 3:She's doing God's work out here, destroying marriages, though.
Speaker 2:No, rob Markman, the God's work. Rob Markman, the God's work.
Speaker 1:Rob Markman, the God's work. Rob Markman, the God's work.
Speaker 2:Rob Markman, the God's work, rob Markman.
Speaker 1:the God's work, rob Markman. The God's work, rob Markman. The God's work, rob Markman. The God's work, rob Markman. The God's work, rob Markman. Well fuck it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, some girls don't give a fuck because it's not their business. It's like if you're in the club and you're just a customer and you're married, you're in here, you're in my job, this is my job to talk to you. So I'm not going to not talk to them, you know, you just kind of know. Where the boundary is yourself as a female.
Speaker 3:So then me being a married man, when I do go, I'll throw ones. I'll throw ones. No, absolutely not. No, absolutely not. And I let them know I was like yo, I'll throw ones when you're on stage, but that's as far as it's getting, because I'm not trying to blow money. I already know what the profession is. I get it. I understand. I understand you got to make your money. I'll throw ones when you're on stage. Other than that, if you want to talk, hey, here's a drink You're good, yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 2:That's all I expect. I don't really expect. I am a stage girl. I love when the money is thrown on the stage or we can go to private rooms throw money back there, because then it can take my shoes off and sit and bullshit see private room is too much for me.
Speaker 3:I'm not gonna go do that because I don't want my wife to be doing that shit if she goes to, like a chippendales or whatever.
Speaker 2:So that's because you love her.
Speaker 3:Yes, I do, yeah, yeah we've been married eight years and I'm not fucking that up, definitely not over. You know.
Speaker 2:Midnight ballerina, yeah, you know so I love that such a cute word. I mean, he's that night ballerina midnight ballerina.
Speaker 3:It was wild. I was at ocean prime probably like a few months ago and uh and I know I've told this story before on the podcast and this chick said it. I was like oh, my god, so you're a ballerina. That must be honest. Uh, awesome, but why midnight? She was like oh, uh, because I do it after 12. I was like okay, so, like, what place is open after 12? She was like are you not like comprehending what I'm saying?
Speaker 1:and then she was like I'm a fucking stripper I was like oh, oh, wait a second I would have never got it either I didn't get it.
Speaker 2:That's such a. That's such a cute word.
Speaker 1:I'd have been like you're a man, I'm like. No ballet shows be done by 11 oh she, she does the after show. That'd be my first time.
Speaker 2:Oh, there's like an encore, encore, yeah.
Speaker 1:Encore performance. Okay, I get it. It's going to roll past midnight, okay Right. The whole time she's going to be waiting on dollars and shit. I'm going to be over here like it's so good.
Speaker 3:Where did they say that word came from Love Island From.
Speaker 2:Love Island. Yeah, oh, which one.
Speaker 1:I don't know I don't watch it. Max watches it. Mind your business, I don't care. I don't care, I love.
Speaker 2:Love Island.
Speaker 1:That was my shit.
Speaker 2:I was fully committed and you know what? That's my little family. I grew it. There you go, we all grew a bond through the TV.
Speaker 3:So y'all got something to watch. Y'all got something to watch together.
Speaker 2:Max, don't deny it. No, my island is dead no. It's over.
Speaker 1:We have a different show that we bonded over. Yeah.
Speaker 2:BMF. What would it be? Bmf what is it BMF? Pew, pew, pew pew.
Speaker 3:Gang shows Bad motherfuckers.
Speaker 2:BMF. Oh my God no. Like Big Meech and all that bunch.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you got Larry Hoover Getting work. Hallelujah, I'm with you. But no, it's a good little show. You know, a little gang related show.
Speaker 3:I don't know why you're straying away from me. You've already said you watch it. What it is, love Island.
Speaker 1:And I don't care. And I like reality TV. I do too, I love reality TV. I do too, I love reality TV.
Speaker 2:All my friends hate reality TV. They hate it. I love me some baddies or like now that's TV is the better one.
Speaker 1:Could you be on a reality show?
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:Why not Whoa? I think you could, because she's getting kicked off in the first week.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1:Fighting bitches in the first week.
Speaker 2:Well, no of those kind of shows, then I'm with it.
Speaker 1:But they put you on baddies. It's a wrap.
Speaker 2:I'm ready, everybody fighting everybody, and I'm 100%. That's what you sign up for, so it's like it is what it is.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm here for.
Speaker 2:Yeah, exactly, it's time to rumble.
Speaker 3:Well, you actually got to audition for it, because they're not just letting yeah for sure and Conditioning.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:So and they pay for whatever I think missed income that you have.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they do.
Speaker 3:So I don't know what baddies is.
Speaker 1:Remember Bad Girls Club from back in the day.
Speaker 2:I don't know who the fuck, you were hanging out with dog. No, you know You're talking about.
Speaker 3:Love Island, Bad Bitches.
Speaker 2:I don't watch reality.
Speaker 1:Bad Girls Club. I watched Jersey.
Speaker 3:Shore, and that was it Okay, I don't watch reality.
Speaker 1:I watched Jersey Shore and that was it. Okay, it's kind of like a similar concept, but just with all females instead of mixed crew. Right, same concept you obviously watched the real world back in the day.
Speaker 2:No, Big Brother, you never watched Big Brother.
Speaker 1:No, world Rules, none of that no.
Speaker 2:Did you have cable?
Speaker 1:Yes, okay, so you had Jersey Shore right. Yes, okay, so you had Jersey Shore right. Yes, okay. So it's different guys and girls from different places that came to the Jersey Shore to watch.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah. What got me was when Ronnie got into a fight and they put it in the trailer. I was like I'll watch that.
Speaker 1:Where Buddy got that looks dope when he smoked Buddy on the fucking yeah, and they ran away. They got arrested.
Speaker 3:Yeah yeah, and I was just thinking to myself, I could watch this.
Speaker 1:I remember watching it like, motherfucker, you knocked a dude out with a camera present. There's no way they're not running you down, bro, like there's no way. Hey, give them props for trying to hey look man. And you're from Jersey.
Speaker 3:You're not that fast, bro Well and he was short, and he was a short, tiny little I was going to say, some of my family lives in Jersey.
Speaker 2:They fast.
Speaker 1:For.
Speaker 3:Jersey standards absolutely. Is this the black side or the white side, or the Irish side or the Spanish side? Any of them?
Speaker 1:I know One of them Two sides the mama side and the daddy side, that's it. The brown people and the white people.
Speaker 2:Pick one, and some of them are white. Their skin is white, but they're brown in here.
Speaker 1:My grandma is your color, your grandma my color.
Speaker 2:So if you bring me to the family function, my dad's mom she's very dark skinned.
Speaker 1:So if you bring me to the family function, nobody's blinking an eye about this.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:I love this for them.
Speaker 2:No, you're going to blend in. I love this.
Speaker 1:So what's up with Christmas? You're going to blend in.
Speaker 2:I love this. So what's up with Christmas? What are we doing Christmas? Yeah, what are we doing?
Speaker 1:It's probably going to be in New York. Where are we going? I've never been.
Speaker 3:I've never been to New York. Oh, you put her on the spot.
Speaker 2:No, you never went to New York. I've never. I've never been to New York. What do you think of?
Speaker 1:Home Alone.
Speaker 2:Like lights.
Speaker 1:No, no, no. I literally picture Home Alone Like that's all I think of is like Home Alone, no Okay.
Speaker 2:Just like all those dreams that you think of, that it looks like, just like put it in a satchel and hold on to it, because that's not what it is.
Speaker 3:Because don't go on trash week, so it's not like Times Square.
Speaker 2:I mean New York, the majority of New York, New York is dirty as fuck.
Speaker 3:Man. They're going to fuck this whole fantasy. It's so dirty.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, smells, I ain't going to hold you, I mean downtown.
Speaker 2:Here in Chathamside smells like piss when you walk.
Speaker 3:That's why I don't go to downtown Chathamside. It's so bad Chathamside stink Downtown. I don't go to downtown Chattiside.
Speaker 2:It's so bad. Chattiside stink, downtown stink. What else over here stink Off Florida stink.
Speaker 3:Soho doesn't stink. Soho, yes, it does. Hyde Park doesn't stink.
Speaker 2:Soho smells like sweaty, wet USF.
Speaker 3:Wow, that was very specific. Who from USF hurt you?
Speaker 1:Nobody from USF hurt me.
Speaker 2:It was like dirty, sweaty USF Yo from USF hurt you.
Speaker 1:Nobody from USF hurt me. It was like dirty sweaty USF yo.
Speaker 2:But because USF is just like that road, soho is full of college students, and I'm sorry, but the college students now. You guys should probably just remember that at nighttime your body still sweats, even though the sun is not out, so when that happens we smell you.
Speaker 3:Didn't you say you worked at Drink, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:So I mean Drink was right there.
Speaker 3:That's why. That's why she's like I'm done with that Done with you.
Speaker 2:I could never be a bottle girl ever again. You couldn't pay me enough money to do it no, ever. They pay you 10 grand a night. Teeth were 30. What about around amso? Uh, jackson's, no. So you just hate all of downtown? No, I don't hate it, I go to these places I don't want to be touched by those people like get me in a section I'm a rat or at the p through and through like a brat so then, let me ask you a question.
Speaker 3:There has to be one dance that you regret giving because the person was so disgusting.
Speaker 2:No, Like I'm talking about like 400 pounds. Never. Why would I regret dressing with a 400?
Speaker 3:pound man.
Speaker 1:Bigger titties than you, because that nigga tipped you Shit, because you know what the 400 pound man.
Speaker 2:I ain't got to stand up and sit on him. I don't got to sit on his lap. I'm not grinding on nothing but his stomach.
Speaker 3:You felt a little poke and you were like, oh okay, no, there's no poke there.
Speaker 2:There's no poke there because his stomach is just in the way, because, you know, I've had a customer that's a little big and I just have to stand in front. He's not moving forward because he can't roll that fast Like he can't roll that fast.
Speaker 3:My dog got my, my dog.
Speaker 1:If my dog goes sweaty, he try to reach up there. You know what he's doing.
Speaker 2:He's doing one of these.
Speaker 1:He's just throwing it at her.
Speaker 2:He's throwing it at her and I just can be just my little lazy self in the front. Give it a one-leg twerk.
Speaker 3:And he's doing this, he's picking up from his-.
Speaker 1:From his belly, from the top of the belly.
Speaker 3:He got a stack of money right here and then he grabs. It's lovely they love this.
Speaker 1:There's no trick in this, hey look, look look, look, no, no, this is Penthouse. He's got a steak.
Speaker 2:A steak? No, he got lamb chops. Okay, lamb chops he can hold the bone.
Speaker 3:So he's got the lamb chops on one side, the dollar bills on the other. Hey look, look.
Speaker 1:He's going home.
Speaker 3:He's got a lamb chop and welcome to Penthouse on a Wednesday at 12. Listen.
Speaker 2:Penthouse be swole, though, Since I came back because I was fired for a long time why I bet you were what happened. That is another story to get into. What happened was Come on.
Speaker 1:The suspense is building.
Speaker 3:Yeah we're here now.
Speaker 2:We're here now, okay. So what happened was pretty much I felt like I was. I had taken a step back out of the club and then, when I came back, I was being antagonized.
Speaker 1:That's a good vocabulary.
Speaker 3:By management or the girls.
Speaker 2:By just in general girls management the situation and it just comes from all over because it wasn't like I allegedly may or may not have punched a man in the face.
Speaker 1:Like a staff member or a customer. No, a customer Allegedly, allegedly.
Speaker 2:Well, it just you know like don't disrespect me and I won't disrespect you Allegedly Security didn't handle that for you. What are they going to say to me?
Speaker 3:No, security didn't handle that for you.
Speaker 2:No, because a dancer should never be in a position where I was a customer when I was coming in.
Speaker 1:Oh Okay, got it so.
Speaker 2:I was a customer when I was coming in and the customer that I was coming in with just happened to throw a lot of money that if I said go and crawl on the floor, he's going to go and crawl on the floor.
Speaker 3:Once again, all allegedly, all allegedly, just say yes, yes, allegedly, Just say yes.
Speaker 2:Quite, alleged, quite, alleged. Just say yes, yes, allegedly, quite alleged. So it's like he's one of those customers that is like you. You do what I ask you and I'm gonna smile just like this. Yeah, but then if you get disrespectful, then obviously I have to be disrespectful back to you, because this is my, this is where I work you're in my house. I don't come into your jobs acting a fool, or I don't like to be embarrassed in public, so it's like, if I'm with you, I'm with you, act right.
Speaker 1:We can talk about this at home.
Speaker 2:Exactly. Let's not show all these motherfucking people that we want to fight right now. Babe, why would you do that? Why would she look me?
Speaker 1:dead in my soul like this, like it was my fault, everything in me. You see me straight, let's not you, right?
Speaker 2:What we're going to do is we're going to talk about this later. When that motherfucking door closes.
Speaker 3:Why were you hanging out with him?
Speaker 2:What do you mean?
Speaker 3:He's not treating you right and he's telling you these things.
Speaker 2:That's just not. Because is that?
Speaker 3:why hang out with him? Period, is my question Like. Why not just be like yo?
Speaker 2:everybody is like that, when it's only when alcohol gets involved, some people just don't know how to act.
Speaker 1:He got drunk, got out of character.
Speaker 2:Yeah, this is not like the personality that he carried every time we hung out or nothing like that. This is just like-. A one-off, yeah when you got drunk, you acted a little funny and I have six brothers.
Speaker 3:When I get drunk and you act a little funny, my hand might slip. Might, allegedly Might.
Speaker 1:Allegedly slip Boy between her and Adrian boy these-.
Speaker 2:They fighters, ain't no man safe bro. No, definitely not. Definitely not, because I don't really care to save you. I don't keep a P.
Speaker 1:I'm not keeping a P so what you're saying is keeping a what P you're? Too old for the phrase keeping it playa, I thought it was polite see, nah, that's why I knew you was going to take it not there. So let's say me and you are dating. Okay, let's say me and you are dating. We go out. We done had drinks.
Speaker 2:I'm a little up right now, okay.
Speaker 1:And I start getting a little rowdy with you. Okay, what is your immediate? You trying to pipe me down or that thing going to slide?
Speaker 2:No, it just depends on how the rowdy it's. Just you know the people, you know who and who not to, so I don't feel like you're going to come out your mouth crazy to me. You got what I'm saying. When I've seen you drunk, you are very happy, smiles ear to ear and you're ready to dig in that pocket.
Speaker 3:Positive energy, everything Positive energy, not everybody's like that.
Speaker 2:But not every interaction can be like that. Sometimes you get a little annoyed by this person, a little annoyed by that person. So be like that. Sometimes you get a little annoyed by this person, a little annoyed by that person. So it's just really what you say and how you say it, versus just the act of being loud in general, because I'm very, I'm like an open book, I'm very open, I'm the loudest person in the room all the time.
Speaker 1:And.
Speaker 2:I don't really care, because what do you want to do?
Speaker 1:Her and Adrian's got to be twins.
Speaker 2:That's my big sister, you know what?
Speaker 1:I'm saying Because Adrian's favorite phrase is you can't whoop me, so I say what.
Speaker 3:I'm saying that's your favorite phrase. That's why me and Adrian are twins.
Speaker 1:That's why me and Adrian are twins. We live by this creed. You can't whoop me, so it don't matter. But even if you could whoop me, you you ain't got no chance on this one. Did you bring my mama? If you brought Jesus or my mother, you might be safe.
Speaker 3:How do you and Adrian know each other? Oh, good question.
Speaker 2:Oh, I haven't met Adrian. I want to say in 2013, 14.
Speaker 3:Oh shit, over a decade, yeah, oh fuck.
Speaker 2:One of her best friends' little sister is my best friend. She's my favorite Aquarius, actually we love that, so she was Rob Markman Jr.
Speaker 3:Tell me say that again One of my best friend's little sister is her best friend.
Speaker 2:One of her best friend's little sister is my best friend.
Speaker 1:Rob Markman Jr. After that.
Speaker 2:And then she's one of my favorite Aquarius.
Speaker 1:Rob.
Speaker 2:Markman Jr. Oh, no, Aquarius.
Speaker 1:There it is, as long as you corrected it. Yeah, because she said that's my favorite Aquarius.
Speaker 2:I said, that's one of my favorite Aquarius.
Speaker 1:First thing.
Speaker 3:Well, no, she did say one of my favorite Aquarius which? Means there's room for more favorite Aquarius.
Speaker 2:No, you know, but she's a girl and I'm sorry you can't like.
Speaker 1:I can't with a friend group, never, you know why. Because you're in your own lane, I'm in my lane over here. Yeah, okay, you know what I'm saying? I'm out here with it, excuse me, okay.
Speaker 3:I mean talking about competing with a friend group. Talk to me, let's talk about competing with a friend zone. Ooh, I'll be waiting on this, I'm ready. I'm just wondering if be a friend zone right? Yeah, you have probably. I have so many guy friends.
Speaker 2:That's just my dogs, like, and they're probably all aquarius's right. No, no, no, no, but I am that person that's like I support all the hustle of all my friends.
Speaker 3:I don't know what that means exactly so.
Speaker 2:I support the hustle for all of my friends all the way across the spectrum. So when it comes to my guy friends like there's guy friends that I have that they just want to call and just see what's going on, make sure I'm okay. Or like, hey, lex, your homegirl, Get out of it. And then I have to just be, like okay, I'm going to say this.
Speaker 1:I don't consider that a friend zone. That's just a platonic friendship. I agree with that.
Speaker 2:Like. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1:Like a friend zone to me would be like you know, this nigga wants you, but you don't want him, so you got to slide it.
Speaker 2:No, all of them want me. That's how I feel. All of them want you. What, what? No, you just gotta. I'm not like, I'm not. They not wrong. Come on, be confident? No, but I'm not. What's this word called Delusional? Like any man, that's friends with a lady. If you friends with her, you have to at least look at her and be like the first time y'all ever meet, like, okay, this bitch is bad, she cool, but you know what? Maybe we, we, just cool.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:That's it. But, that doesn't mean he's not in his head thinking like I'm on that, if she opens the door. I'm on that.
Speaker 3:Now, that's not with every lady Wait wait. Because there's some lady friends that are a little bit that's what.
Speaker 2:I'm saying I know that I love them to death, but they would never. They could never Shit in me.
Speaker 1:They could never touch me.
Speaker 2:Shit in me. They could never touch me. Shit in me. Get you drunk, you gonna open right up Hell.
Speaker 3:No, wait a second, max. What's the biggest chick you would sleep with?
Speaker 1:The biggest the biggest I would or I have In terms of pounds.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, not would or have, would Give it a weight.
Speaker 1:Those are fine Give me a weight and a height. I'm gonna tell you like this I have a very serious rule that I've lived by.
Speaker 2:And give me a body shape I'm going to tell you.
Speaker 1:I have a rule I live by If I can bench it, it's rolling. If I can bench it, it's going up.
Speaker 2:My Lord.
Speaker 1:Hey Lola, yo yo yo. Hey Lola, I don't live for health, did you leave?
Speaker 2:this candy here for me.
Speaker 1:Yeah, absolutely Bro. No, hey, Lola, look Ready. I don't live for health purposes, I live because everything is going up.
Speaker 3:Max, you cannot be serious, bro. What, why not you got? 315 pounds of Roll it, Roll it.
Speaker 2:That is a hot take, because I mean shit at this point, though at this point, with the way these sassy mans act, I don't really care about the weight you could be, I just don't. I'd rather you not be like short king.
Speaker 1:It's different for men. What's a short king? What's a short king? How short we talking?
Speaker 2:My size and smaller. How tall are you Five, four, so how short are we talking? My size and smaller.
Speaker 1:How tall are you? 5'4". So he's 5'4 and under Can't happen.
Speaker 2:He's a short king. No, I didn't say it can't happen, I just prefer it not to.
Speaker 1:He got to work a little harder.
Speaker 2:Two of my ex-boyfriends are midgets.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 2:Well, they're not midgets by law.
Speaker 1:In my mind I picture like Four or five. Like lollipop gilf. I did a Korean boy. How was?
Speaker 2:that it was awesome.
Speaker 1:Was he a lady boy?
Speaker 2:No, he was a tropper.
Speaker 3:Can we just make sure that our cell phones are silenced? Please put your phones on mute. Not only was she late two fucking hours, she's got her goddamn cell phone ringing in the middle of the podcast.
Speaker 1:Not one, but two cell phones going on, two cell phones with just only what does that timer say?
Speaker 3:One minute and 30 seconds.
Speaker 2:Well, listen everybody. I deeply apologize for that.
Speaker 3:They're not here.
Speaker 1:That check call like she said she got to keep both phones available when the money comes.
Speaker 2:Honestly and I was really going through it earlier we're not going to talk about why.
Speaker 3:But I'm proud of you. We heard you crying. I cried, I was stressed out. That's fine.
Speaker 1:Leave it alone, because guess what?
Speaker 3:Actually I kind of want to bring it up no, but I'm not going to. No, I'm not going to.
Speaker 1:You did what a lot of women can't do. You went through something that didn't go your way. You had an emotional moment. You were able to compartmentalize, rationalize and say, okay, I'm not going to let this beat me. And then you came ahead over here and did what you had to do. I did that's growth for you as a woman, I put my best foot forward. You put your big girl panties on and got done with it.
Speaker 2:Yes, I showed up with a smile.
Speaker 1:That's what.
Speaker 3:I'm saying oh my God, whole time that mascara ain't running, so I knew you weren't crying. No, no.
Speaker 1:This is. Ah, there was some tears going.
Speaker 2:No, there was tears. I was like she's over here, she trying.
Speaker 1:Look she trying to aim the tears to make sure it don't fuck the makeup up, not in the corner, so I'm trying to lean my face forward.
Speaker 3:She's like Syl window down and your eyes were out.
Speaker 1:I mean, like come on, I was in the bathroom staring at my face like this oh, no, I'm trying to tell you, but it's okay, we'll be right back for part three of Immaculate Trust. Like comment, subscribe, mash that notification button and please wait before we go to any further. Follow the lovely Mr Alexa on IG. It's underscore no IG Lex. Yes, yeah, I got you, I got you and I remember it off the top of my head.
Speaker 2:My guy, you know what I'm saying, you better.
Speaker 1:Welcome back Round three of Inmatch. We trust Alexa's here, sean's here, I'm here Surprisingly, there's no drinks here, but we'll leave it alone for today. Well for him. You know you're White Claw sponsored, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2:I love White Claws. I want to drink a White Claw so bad. But, you're not drinking right now, correct? No, no, no.
Speaker 1:No alcohol? Why are you not drinking? Oh ow, sorry guys.
Speaker 2:28 days no alcohol, 28 days, there you go, almost hit your 30 piece.
Speaker 3:I know Ew, what's the longest Huh. What's the longest?
Speaker 2:That I've right now 28?.
Speaker 3:So as soon as you turn 16, you were just drinking up a storm no she's 28 days sober, I know, oh yeah, but I'm saying as soon as she turns 16, she went to Hillsboro High, bro you know they were drinking Nigga, they were drinking in class.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was. Four locos at the time was wild. They used to hit four locos back in the day were crazy bro, two of those.
Speaker 3:You're done. You're blacked out. You're done 1000%.
Speaker 2:And it was even more fun because, like I, grew up in the ghetto a little bit so it was just like we was outside playing manhunt oh, manhunt, yeah like that was fun. We used to just all be drunk at the, at the pool, and all of our family would just be drunk at each other's house. So it was just.
Speaker 3:You know what that's a low-key, underestimated game as a kid when you were playing manhunt because it was like advanced hide and seek. Yeah, but then you would go all over the neighborhood safely exactly safely.
Speaker 2:You didn't have to worry about no bullshit. I don't know if you think about it for real, like I mean personally now. I'm never letting my child my child will not know Manhunt outside the house.
Speaker 3:Well, where were you playing at?
Speaker 2:Outside no.
Speaker 3:We were just like running around. I mean, what neighborhood, what neighborhood were you in? What?
Speaker 2:neighborhood In East Tampa.
Speaker 1:Okay, so that wasn't bad One second.
Speaker 3:In what? Hillsboro? That's pretty close to Sulphur Springs. No, it's not. It is close. That's close to. Seminole Heights no, seminole Heights is between you're talking about Tampa Heights.
Speaker 1:No, seminole Heights is between her and Sulphur Springs.
Speaker 3:You said 22nd no, I grew up on 22nd and Hillsboro, yes, so where Middleton is yeah, so you go north of Waters, you're in Sulphur Springs, but on the other side of Hillsborough if you're taking Hillsborough towards like slide. That's Tampa.
Speaker 1:Heights, bro, that's Seminole Heights. Well, now it's.
Speaker 2:Seminole.
Speaker 1:Heights.
Speaker 3:We're going to fact check, Max.
Speaker 1:We're going to fact check, I'll fucking wait.
Speaker 3:So you're going to tell me where I live. Chat Fabray says you were right. Know where I live.
Speaker 1:So you grew up in East Tampa right, grew up out there with your black counterparts. You know what I mean. Does that mean you have a type, do you prefer?
Speaker 2:a black? No, I have no type.
Speaker 1:So what likes you? You in there.
Speaker 2:If I like it, I like what I like.
Speaker 3:So it's trappers professionals, white, black, Asian, Asian.
Speaker 2:I have no, I discriminate against no one.
Speaker 1:What about athletes?
Speaker 2:Skinny big boys. Short Shorties yeah, because shorties have a big old life.
Speaker 3:No, she was talking about she almost dated two midgets. No, no, not almost.
Speaker 2:Put them together I dated two midgets, but the way I'd say it in my head, midget is probably not a good vocabulary word to use. They're short, kings Short kings Short kings.
Speaker 3:But like I was just Shorter than you, I'm assuming right, so uh-huh. Shorter than you.
Speaker 2:Well, one was shorter than me, one was like about my height. But, out of my roster. He's the shortest. They're the shorties.
Speaker 1:Sometimes you need point guards. That's what you need. Yeah, exactly, you need point guards.
Speaker 3:What was it? How short was he?
Speaker 2:5'4" Like 5'5", 5'4", 5'5". How tall are you? You said 5'4". I'm 5'4". Yeah 5'4".
Speaker 3:Oh so.
Speaker 2:We were like nose and nose.
Speaker 1:Hey, you can't argue. He couldn't argue with you. We're looking eye to eye, shut up. Who are you talking to? Go get that step ladder. When you yell at me, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2:No, I respected him. I respected him. If I talk to you, I respect you until I don't anymore.
Speaker 1:And then it's a wrap. Okay, I'm with you on that. I'm with you on that?
Speaker 2:Yeah, you have to. I give him credit where it's due, Well you have to.
Speaker 3:I give him credit where it's due.
Speaker 1:Well, you know it was due yeah.
Speaker 2:Okay, cool, cool cool. If it's not due anymore, it's past due, so ain't no credit.
Speaker 3:Okay, so we said what was the shortest one? What was the tallest person you dated?
Speaker 1:Oh, oh see she got all excited Last time I saw that nigga. Right now.
Speaker 3:She got all excited. You see that she was like yeah, yeah, short one yeah, yeah, you know 6'5".
Speaker 1:Now watch my next question. Go ahead 6'5". You said Uh-huh, has everybody been proportionate?
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 3:She was like that 5'4, one, that 5', hey look.
Speaker 2:That 5'4 one was like 6'8". Yeah, tell me.
Speaker 1:Jesus got a sense of humor. He said I'm not going to give you the height here. You know what?
Speaker 2:I'm going to give you a shitty attitude and a big old dick, and that's how that works, and I was like you know, that's what you.
Speaker 1:That thing kept you there for a little bit. Picture poison, picture poison it kept you there for a little minute. He treats you like shit. Shut up. Oh you right.
Speaker 2:No, I didn't say treat me like shit, his attitude was like shit.
Speaker 1:Oh, the attitude was shit. Okay, I apologize.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because I like guys that are arrogant. I know these are not qualities that girls look for, but I appreciate arrogance. I appreciate someone that's super confident, someone that's liked, they like what they like and they speak with their chest out. I don't like boys that are a man boys, whatever you want to call them. I don't like someone that I can like walk over because I'm a big personality, even though I'm so cute like a little bear, but it's like a dragon so so you asked the question in the last podcast about toxic traits and I feel like she's bringing up a couple.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:So what was the?
Speaker 3:question that you asked Adrian about what is the toxic trait that she would date? Is that? Is that what the question was?
Speaker 1:Oh, what, what is it? Uh, what's a toxic trait he can have? But you'll deal with it.
Speaker 2:Arrogance, arrogance, that's it.
Speaker 1:Like full blown. He know, he him.
Speaker 2:Him, him. What if he's broke though?
Speaker 3:Huh, what if he's arrogant and broke, though I feel like you can't be that no you can, because you know what I feel like.
Speaker 2:somebody that's arrogant, that's broke, has a fucking goal. They have a vision, they have something they're working towards. That's why they're arrogant, because they're looking like.
Speaker 1:I see end game. You don't I see where I'm going, so it's really based on the female that you choose.
Speaker 2:If you are with a girl who's also coming up with you and she sees that quality that you have and it's like someone who has ambition, you know. So I don't knock them for that either.
Speaker 3:So have you ever dated a guy that has made less money than?
Speaker 2:you absolutely.
Speaker 3:Oh, so you don't care about money?
Speaker 2:no, I have plenty ladies take notes. Ladies, please, no but it's like money couldn't get big printed any day I could be. I've been plenty times zero dollars and then one night go up and I'm ten thousand in. So it's like what define broke, Like it's really what you do with your money.
Speaker 3:Broke is $0.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but broke could be $0 because you have your shit invested, so right now you got to wait, living homeless in the street and channel side. Yeah, that's fine, but there's been plenty of people homeless and in a year they're multi-billionaires. That is true, valid, it's a valid point yeah, because I didn't grow up like my family, didn't have so much money growing up. I grew up very poor, so I don't look at people for that. I don't really care about that so money's not an object no, it's nice to have obviously neither is proportion.
Speaker 3:That's not an object either.
Speaker 2:Exactly it's like you could really love a man so much he could be the most beautiful thing to you when he take his pants off is just small, and what are you going to do about it? It's like, oh no, babe, you're not hitting this part in the back that needs the door knocked on. So what can we do?
Speaker 3:to get there. So what's the smallest?
Speaker 2:guy yeah, you got what I'm saying. What's the?
Speaker 3:smallest guy you ever been with the shortest man no.
Speaker 2:Shortest Guys the lady never kisses and tails.
Speaker 3:Shortest Guys the lady never kissed us in the tail Shortest. Yeah, we're not saying Put them on blast.
Speaker 1:No, I'm not gonna name it, but like no, no, he's asking what the size was Two inches, I've had my fair share.
Speaker 2:Two inches my fair share.
Speaker 3:One inch.
Speaker 2:That's a little small.
Speaker 3:Okay, so what is the smallest?
Speaker 2:One and a half. One and a half Like this, a little weenie.
Speaker 3:Alright, let's pull out the ruler.
Speaker 2:It's like a little tampon size.
Speaker 1:So that's like three inches.
Speaker 2:Some of my friends like little ones.
Speaker 3:Now, did you cheat On him or just break it off with him?
Speaker 1:No, I'm not a cheater, so never cheated on anybody Ever.
Speaker 3:You ever been cheated on though.
Speaker 2:Now, when you cheat on me you'll get your lick back, but by that time, babe, we're not together no more wait, I gotta get this.
Speaker 1:This for the fellas fellas. Be with me right now. Adrian cheated on, alexis cheated. I think almost every girl we've had on this show has been cheated on. Fellas Fellas, come in, come in A little closer, a little closer. Stop fucking it up. Please stop fucking up. Please stop fucking up. Please don't fuck this up. Guys. Y'all good women out here, y'all cheating on them. Who cheats on you?
Speaker 2:That's what I said. Why would you want to do that baby? Why would you like I didn't even do that to you first? Respectfully, I Now I got to get after it, but you look like Not just me.
Speaker 1:You look like the type of woman you just said you don't care about the money, you don't.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but people wouldn't think that if they look at me. But I'm just saying like Because I look pun.
Speaker 1:You're in love with me. You look like you cheated.
Speaker 2:Apparently not, obviously not, because they cheated on you, I know, but then they feel bad and come and tell me it's not like they're cheating. And then the streets are just like ha ha, no. He feels guilty and then sits and says babe, I need to talk to you about something that's been weighing heavy on my heart.
Speaker 1:And then you left him.
Speaker 3:No, and then I punched him him no, but, but has there ever been one that has cheated on you and you still stayed?
Speaker 1:no, you had to be a dummy once.
Speaker 2:You had to be a right, that's what everybody's been a dummy once I mean not necessarily and then did he cheat on you again no, I didn't stay I did y'all break up and get back together?
Speaker 1:no shit.
Speaker 2:No, that's where, when I was let known that I was being cheated on, that's where the games began.
Speaker 1:Oh, so it's no long relationship, now we're just playing.
Speaker 2:No, now we're playing. Now, this is a game, and you know what?
Speaker 3:You still sleeping with the guy that cheated on you, though.
Speaker 2:I mean, at the time, the person that cheated on me. I lived with him.
Speaker 3:So it's like, yeah, because now.
Speaker 2:We're not having sex because I love you. We're not having sex because I'm trying to get my nut off.
Speaker 3:Damn Just using and abusing so basically you're like okay, let me get my nut off until I can leave, Because you're supposed to be my man and like I love you still, you cheated on me.
Speaker 2:Yes, but like in my head, girls check out first. So mentally I'm checked out, but am I going to go have sex with somebody that I?
Speaker 1:don't know, is that random? Yeah, I'm not doing that. You're not adding a free body.
Speaker 2:No, I'm not going to do that I'm going to still have sex with you. You're my man, I live with you. But now the game's again so I just know how to go about.
Speaker 3:Technically, You're having sex with a chick that your man's fucked.
Speaker 2:Well, she can be fucked. And whoever's fucked her. You going to beat the chick up. Me personally.
Speaker 3:Not the guy, the guy responsible for it. That's wild.
Speaker 2:No, everybody's getting beat up. I don't think you guys understand that. Like no hands will be put on all of you as a group. I don't give a fuck. I'm a crash out. I can have to have five boyfriends and, yes, I will fight about all of you. Holy shit, no, we are. I will 1000 crash out on you and I'm crashing on everyone around you because everyone knows, everyone that knows me knows I. I do not play about my boyfriend. Don't play with me about my boyfriend. That is my boyfriend. And if you want to talk to my boyfriend in front of me, just know this is what it comes with. And that is why. What do you mean? Talk to your boyfriend in front of me? Just know this is what it comes with.
Speaker 3:And that is why I stand on that. What do you mean? Talk to your boyfriend in front of you, Like if you're chatting, if you're?
Speaker 2:chatting. That's what I'm talking about. The cheating situation, like you know. That's what we're talking about, right.
Speaker 3:What if they're just having a discussion?
Speaker 2:Then you having a discussion. I'm a grown up. So but but like if she flirting with your to flirt with my man in front of me.
Speaker 3:Oh, valid. Well, apparently some do.
Speaker 2:No, they don't. They talk to him behind me. Ah, never to my face. The one that did she had to get beat up at the gas station. I told her stop talking in front of me.
Speaker 3:Allegedly, but Allegedly.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, she's like nah.
Speaker 3:No, I no, but let's not say it on that.
Speaker 2:But now, though allegedly okay. Now I'm cool with her. I'm a dog, you know. I just shoot me the fair one and we can go on about our business, because now that's already clipped and I handled that already. You know what I'm saying Him in that situation. He's handled, did that?
Speaker 1:Not Look, I got him Now no turn.
Speaker 2:We all hanging out. You want to hang out with people I hang out with. That's cool. You know what I'm saying? You just got to get me that.
Speaker 3:These are your friends, huh who Girlfriends. These are your girlfriends, huh no girlfriends?
Speaker 2:No, none of my real friends have done that to me. No, these are people that I know, know, me, and this specific person was also friends with someone that was in my group my close circle so she's friends with someone that was in my close circle.
Speaker 1:Because if you want to be around, then you need to run me down, I need that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we got to squash it. But then you know what? I respect her because she ate that L she ate that Never talked about it again, and afterwards she was like you want to smoke? And I was like yeah, you want to roll up, you want to smoke? And I was like, yeah, you want to roll up, that's the peace offering. Yeah, like I don't, I'm not a bully, I'm not gonna sit and bully somebody because like, oh, oh, my god, no.
Speaker 2:Like just run me mine, yeah just run me mine, we'd be cool. Run me my blunt and you know you want to go get food. I'm hungry.
Speaker 1:You are a big bag.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 3:So you've clearly you're attracted to guys.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:But has there ever been an instance where you were attracted to a woman, especially working in? The gentleman's club field have you ever hooked up with a woman.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 3:Yeah, more often than not. So you're bi. No. Well, the way you said it, you put a big smile on your face. I don't know why, but I felt it coming look, look.
Speaker 1:I saw your thought bubble and I said I mean no, no yeah, um, I'm.
Speaker 2:I'm not gonna say that Me and the girl Did it Because, like we was just in love.
Speaker 3:Was there a guy involved? Yes, okay, so it was a threesome.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so not just you and a chick, no.
Speaker 3:It was you, a chick and a dude.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's why I don't do Like girl trips, because, like when I get drunk, are you gonna eat my cochin? No, I'm trips because, like when I get drunk are you going to eat my cochin?
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 2:Sorry, sis, so then you made out, I didn't want me in, but you made out with chicks then. Yeah, I make out with a bunch of chicks.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so I mean isn't that fine.
Speaker 1:You know what's crazy Girls don't count that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I like girls when they're pretty, like I like pretty girls, like I like like she got to be specific. I don't know how to explain it.
Speaker 1:Oh okay, she got her type. Here we go. She got her type. What's your female type? What are we talking about?
Speaker 2:My female type is fine. She got to be fine. She got to have some little Listen, I don't. Okay, and this is going to sound crazy, but I like Botox in girls' faces.
Speaker 1:I like when they's the aesthetic you like. She got how tall you want her.
Speaker 2:I don't want. I like girly girls. I don't want no like.
Speaker 3:What about the picture?
Speaker 1:you sent Max of the chick the makeup, the makeup thing, yeah, the makeup. Thing that you sent Max. You don't look like you, like white girls.
Speaker 2:Oh that, yeah, that type of girl, beautiful girl.
Speaker 1:Okay, now what's your bodily aesthetic for the type of chick you like?
Speaker 2:My size.
Speaker 1:Rob Markman yeah, someone slim like me.
Speaker 2:I mean, I don't care if she has a BBL or not, but it can't be like Rob. Markman Like a botched I don't want no big old ass flopping everywhere, because the type of man that I like is like Rob Markman.
Speaker 3:What's a?
Speaker 1:BBL Brazilian butt lift. Continue, rob, mark, continue. Oh okay, fake butt. Yeah, yeah, the things don't hit the same so like that's I mean for the white folk out there?
Speaker 2:I don't know I like pretty girls. I like girls that dress nice, that talk nice, that have nice teeth, that have nice skin, that drive a tesla who's your girl? Type of aesthetic who's your girl?
Speaker 3:who's your girl where you're like you know? Know what I normally don't smash, but I'm going to.
Speaker 1:Celebrity. Oh yeah, celebrity, female crush who you got?
Speaker 2:Okay, hold on.
Speaker 3:She's got one she doesn't want to say it, salma Hayek.
Speaker 2:Oh, my mama, you said the same one as me. I love her. She's so fine. Oh, I don't give a fuck how old that ho get, she's fine, she can eat my Gucci. So give me out, give me out, give me out.
Speaker 3:He did actually say something like fucking I'll take it, not about what you would say, I'm talking about what he yeah yeah, yeah. Right now yeah.
Speaker 1:Right now.
Speaker 3:So let's say she is bad.
Speaker 1:Let's say we go on a trip, something like that, you doing your little shopping. I hand you the card, I hand you the Amex.
Speaker 3:Have fun you handing me the Amex, the black or the platinum? The black one, the platinum, yeah, the platinum.
Speaker 1:You give me the points, so I'm running. This time I'm going to hire you Uh-huh yeah. I'll come back to you hey, hey. So I'm gonna hey she talking about come back to the crib what we doing. You know what I'm gonna say hell yes no, nothing I'm gonna say hey, max, can you leave?
Speaker 3:no, you gonna boot me out of my own fantasy. Yeah, that's what.
Speaker 2:I mean? What else? No? Um, cause, that's what I mean. What else? No? Because right now this is sounding like it's very like you out, because I'm out shopping. So it's like you there doing your thing, I'm going to be like go ahead and do that, but while you're doing that, I'm going to be over here talking to you.
Speaker 3:So let me pick my berry of the day I'm not sure if that was the scenario, though I think that was the scenario he said she's trying to come back to us.
Speaker 2:Oh, but you said I'm out shopping. This is going to take a minute. She's going to come back to you.
Speaker 1:She's trying to come back with us to the room. I just happened to run into her.
Speaker 3:Oh, and then he brings her back. It's Salma Hayek obviously, and Salma's already like. And then they're inviting you along saying, hey, you want to come in First off time out.
Speaker 1:Before we get any further, if I took her to Spain. Respectfully, all due respect to Salma Hayek, we're in this. Salma Hayek is coming along.
Speaker 3:No, no, okay. So then let's change up the situation. Talk to me, you guys are just friends, oh good, go ahead. You guys are in Spain, just friends, just friends, got it? I'm not calling Nothing sexual. You pick up Selma Hayek. Selma Hayek is already like yo, max, we're smashing. And then Max does you a favor and says yo hey, listen, that's mine, but you can get in on it if you want. You say yes or no.
Speaker 2:To Selma, I'm in there.
Speaker 3:And then you're like Max, don't touch me, I'm in there. We gonna high five afterwards. Yeah, we're gonna. Eiffel Tower. Eiffel Tower. She's like I'm sitting on the face you fucking her. That's my boy.
Speaker 1:You feel me, you feel me that they're hilarious.
Speaker 2:He said that yeah, I mean it's just-, this is so random.
Speaker 3:It is hey, it matched me. Trust You're so funny. She clearly has not seen any of our episodes.
Speaker 1:Like literally none. I need you to like, comment and subscribe. Yeah, Okay, Hit that notification button. She might hit it. I'm going to start sending her them hoes when they fucking drop.
Speaker 3:Oh shit of them, hoes. When they fucking drop here, be ready for these. I'm surprised Adrian didn't tell you how this shit went.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you should have called Adrian beforehand, because she'd have warned you, she'd have gave you the full hands up, bro, the shit we were talking about with Adrian.
Speaker 3:I mean that's not even the worst. Oh yeah, fucking wild, that's full throttle, that one, that one parental advisory.
Speaker 1:Hey look, it's very hard to make me a little like. There's a couple times in there I'm like Sean, can we say this? Can we do this online, like this is going to be like we're going to get canceled, let's just say, we were saying allegedly a lot, a lot more more. Look, look, the ABC community might cancel us because of that episode alone.
Speaker 3:Oh no. Well, we discussed a lot of topics that are not very mainstream. Yeah, let's say that, let's say that. Yeah, like this, this is elementary, yeah, wild. So every time you like, hold back. I'm like thinking to myself, yo dog there's room to go. I promise you this ain't gonna be the worst we hear on the show, like we ain't asking you these questions just so you are like oh okay, we're trying to just try to gauge your, uh, comfort level, comfort level.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I feel that I just be particular because I gotta be careful with what I say okay, well, fine, ready.
Speaker 1:Who's your celebrity crush?
Speaker 2:someone, selma Hayek. No, no, my celebrity crush is Adam Sandler. What?
Speaker 1:See, I knew it. I knew it Fuck him up, because I already knew it. I just wanted him to be here. What the fuck? Yeah, I love him. Hey, adam, what's?
Speaker 2:up brother. I love Adam so bad.
Speaker 1:Wait, wait.
Speaker 3:It's usually Michael B Jordan, because it's Everybody be saying Michael B Jordan, but I knew she wasn't going to do that, no, but she went from Selma Hayek, a very beautiful Mexican woman, to a white Jewish man.
Speaker 1:Hey, hey, hey. Fun fact, absolutely Fun fact in a movie they were married in Grown.
Speaker 2:Ups, they're married. Oh, you're fucking kidding me. How funny. King of movie trivia baby yeah, baby Grown Ups 2.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I don't think one and two. One and two. What about in three?
Speaker 2:but I love me some Adam Sandler. There was never a three.
Speaker 3:I don't think there was. Yeah, there was Adam. Sandler so did you watch Happy Gilmore 2?
Speaker 2:yes, I did not work that day specifically to watch it.
Speaker 3:Okay, let me ask you a question, be honest or don't answer it at all. Okay, that's rude at all. Fuck that. Be honest, continue. Did you pleasure yourself to that movie? No, I almost spit this water out.
Speaker 1:Just a little odd. I almost spit all this water out Because, as you were asking it, I knew where it was going, so I wasn't going to be caught up like that.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, it's like. I don't want to look at it like that. That's weird.
Speaker 1:You've asked worse, I would have had to swallow. It's okay.
Speaker 3:It's okay.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but I love me some other family I'm a lady.
Speaker 1:That's the first time we haven't got Michael B Jordan. Think about it. Everybody that we ask says Michael B Jordan.
Speaker 3:Yeah he's fine and all, but I have ex-wives that look like him too. I'm trying to think about another one.
Speaker 1:Joyce said Michael B Jordan, she ain't even like Black News Fuck man.
Speaker 3:I'm trying to think of one guess that has said a different person and I cannot no this is the first person who said someone other than Michael B Jordan.
Speaker 1:And that shit was-. Hey, michael B Jordan had options on this show, had what he has options on this show. We got a roster full of people who would just be like hey, today, today.
Speaker 3:I swear there was one other person. Somebody said though God, I can't.
Speaker 1:Oh, Kayla, she said what's her name Dude that plays Thor.
Speaker 3:Chris Hemsworth. Yeah, I think it's him, chris Hemsworth.
Speaker 1:I think it was her. She's the one that said it.
Speaker 3:She was a black chick.
Speaker 1:No, Kayla's the blonde one.
Speaker 3:She was oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Spots with spots, stripes with stripes.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, no, no, that's.
Speaker 3:Georgia, the Jungle, absolutely.
Speaker 1:All right, we got one more time to do it. We'll be right back Like comment button so you get all your NMAX we Trust needs. We'll be right back that one Got it Audience questions Audience questions. Let me go over here to my screen.
Speaker 2:Let's just do it.
Speaker 3:I say rip the bandaid off. Yeah, no fucking bunning questions, let's go straight at it. And you got to shout out the user.
Speaker 1:Okay, this is from Kenny. It's K-E-N-Y underscore with a bunch of numbers. How much for the coochie Damn.
Speaker 2:Very expensive.
Speaker 1:Okay, okay. Well, that's not a number. That's not a number. Throw a number at it. No, it's expensive. What if Kenny got 100 bands at it? Right?
Speaker 2:now he don't, no, but what if he did? But he don't.
Speaker 3:What if it was 10, 5?
Speaker 2:That's not enough.
Speaker 1:So he put a half mil on the table for one good time. One good time for the one Going. Hey, lil' Lil' Half a mil to get me too. I ain't gonna hold you.
Speaker 2:No facts, I mean like anybody.
Speaker 1:Half a mil.
Speaker 2:Yeah, anybody, anybody's going. Man or female and if your man tells you Don't go, he's jealous.
Speaker 3:Hey, lil' Lil' If we go together.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what.
Speaker 3:My wife's coochie Is for me, and me only so Until someone.
Speaker 2:Drop her a half a mil, no, and you tell her she need to go. Well, I ain't a broke nigga either.
Speaker 1:No but that's different. Jeff bezos, hit your legs. I'll give you 500 bill right now no, 500 bill billion.
Speaker 3:No, you're a cap. You're literally lying no, I am not. Money is not important to me loyalty is but you have an option. I don't give a shit, bro. Okay, I'm not in a position where I need money, but you said a bill, that's crazy. 500 mil, 500 bill. That's a no, that's a fuck. No, oh, I'll do this. I'll be like, yeah, go ahead and do it. Divorce 100%.
Speaker 2:I'll take that. That's valid, that's super valid.
Speaker 3:And then I'll get a 20-year-old.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:That was all a joke, babe. That would never happen. We are not doing that. Get off his ass babe.
Speaker 1:It's for entertainment purposes only.
Speaker 3:All entertainment purposes only. That is it.
Speaker 1:Oh my God. From Joyce, okay, let me, let me, let me go get people in trouble. From Joyce, okay, what's the biggest turn off a man or woman has given you, and it doesn't have to be sexual.
Speaker 2:Oh, easy Breath.
Speaker 1:A bad breath will do it. Done Fine as all get out.
Speaker 2:Fine, as all your breath is stink, I can't look away.
Speaker 3:She keeps looking at me when she says that no, I'm not. She's like damn, I smoked you when you came in.
Speaker 1:No, it's that cigarette breath that got you, ain't it? Yeah, no.
Speaker 2:Okay, honestly, though, it's really breath, though, because if it's stinky and we're talking, like you can be finding something, but if it's stinky and we're talking, then that's all it could smell, or like what is another turn off? When I go to your house and it's dirty.
Speaker 1:Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, hey, no, no, I agree with that one.
Speaker 3:I'm with you on, and it's dirty. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, hey, no, no, I agree with that one. I'm with you on that, I agree, but like wait, no, no, what's like-.
Speaker 2:There's a difference between dirty and messy. Okay, that part there is, so you know when it's dirty.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like I don't know any dude that if you say you're coming over, then that if you say you're coming over, then we're doing deep cleans. How long you got? I'll be there in two hours. Cool, got it.
Speaker 3:Fabuloso on these floors no exactly I'm doing a whole nine Febreze running through. Look, look, look.
Speaker 1:The minute she said two hours, I started ordering candles. Okay, they're getting delivered right now. No, that's a thing, this is a care, and they're all the same smell, so I don't need conflicting smells.
Speaker 3:No, don't do that, because they fuck it up. That's pro tip.
Speaker 1:Yep, hey guys pro tip. Don't think it's cute to get a bunch of different candles?
Speaker 3:Yeah, Get the same scent all through the house. So if you're getting lavender, make sure you got lavender everywhere, everywhere.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, you know what I'm saying and the back of the toilet, cause they pay attention to that yeah, oh shit, yeah, where the lid lifts up make sure, when you're blowing it out, you're cleaning the back.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but you will notice that I mean it's been very far fetched like that. I've been into a man's house that is actually like dirty. So I mean it's never. It hasn't happened too often, but it's happened before what about the man that's a trapper? Yeah, that house was motherfucking dirty but the pros wasn't the how the pros house has been dirty.
Speaker 2:I've walked into a couple both of them were dirty homes, so don't meet a guy beautiful but I've been to athlete's house before where the house was so pretty my jesus was a long time ago and he had like a Chucky doll zip tied to his staircase. I think it's hilarious. He had a man in his house. They just vibed out Hello, there man. Oh, did we do that? Yeah, like his homeboys was in the house just kicking it, but like His entourage.
Speaker 3:Carpets are dirty. Yes, exactly the carpets is dirty.
Speaker 2:The yes, exactly the carpet is dirty. The kitchen, the bathroom is dirty. You just see everything. The sink is dirty. It's spit of when they brush their teeth all over the mirror. Like I don't like, shit like that?
Speaker 3:What was his name? I forgot? Almost got her. Almost got her. I forgot. You are Okay? Oh, my buddy Turtle sent this one.
Speaker 1:My little brother was in the FaceTime with you, my little brother who was in the baseball team. He said if you weren't a dancer, what would be your profession?
Speaker 3:I would be a housewife oh, that is a profession that counts, that is okay. How many are you trying to be one? Um yesterday cool Max, stop giving her a job interview on the spot.
Speaker 2:I just want to know I would be my happy ass in the house.
Speaker 3:All right, Give a different profession other than housewife though Sugar baby.
Speaker 1:Any of those where she don't have to do nothing but get provided for. Can you give?
Speaker 3:an actual job, though that is a job. What does that job entail? Throw that leg up anytime you want it.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, you gotta remember, not every interaction is like that Like there's mans that are like nerds and they suck, but they're just super shy and timid and you know what they need someone to just ask them how their day was, and they don't care about that.
Speaker 3:So another job that doesn't require affection for money. Well, any other job I ain't gonna hold you.
Speaker 1:I thought you would have said something with as sensational of teeth as you have. I thought you'd just be handing out these people beautiful smiles left, right and south Like a model or something right yeah.
Speaker 2:No, my sugar daddy bought me these. Oh Lord.
Speaker 3:They were $33,000.
Speaker 2:My sugar daddy introduced me to my doctor, and you know how the and then picked up the bill.
Speaker 1:Picked up the bill.
Speaker 2:You know how the cookie crumbles.
Speaker 3:Wait, so you have a sugar daddy right now.
Speaker 2:Allegedly Cookie Crumbles, Wait. So you have a sugar daddy right now. A couple Allegedly Alleged sugar daddies.
Speaker 3:Daddies.
Speaker 2:Daddies, I love boyfriends. I told you.
Speaker 1:Should keep a roster, y'all.
Speaker 2:Oh my Lord, I mean it's better than being a liar. No, I agree, See that's what fucks it up for bitches is that they sit and they're making this man think like babe, you're the only person for me, like, but you're lying. Like if I don't, if I'm not like committed in a relationship with somebody obviously right now, and you're out, you're doing your own thing, bitch. You're lying if you say you're not chatting with other people. You are.
Speaker 3:How many daddies do you have right now? Do you have right now, oh my God, oh Lord, she has to think hey, over under Three, three and a half, over, over, over, how many.
Speaker 2:Well, I mean to qualify as a for real sugar daddy. You got to actually do some shit.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and pay for your shit, right.
Speaker 2:I mean.
Speaker 3:So how many?
Speaker 2:Well, I just text, send a text, and I say hey, that's enough.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and they give you money. How many?
Speaker 2:Like a solid four.
Speaker 3:Let's go. Three and a half was right, I'll give you. That's it All, right yeah.
Speaker 2:Solid four. Solid four that I feel like I could reach out to and call and just what, Max?
Speaker 3:we might have been doing this show way too much.
Speaker 1:You know what I?
Speaker 3:mean, I mean our odds. Odds are on point every time. I mean over under is on point I, but I'm the one I knew, I'm the one, I'm the one that actually guessed the the line okay, yeah, yeah, all right, so four yeah, and then you know, you just got your little love, okay, so? Here's a question, um, let's say, you find your guy, yeah, do you cut off ties?
Speaker 2:Yeah, absolutely, I let him know.
Speaker 3:So you're telling four guys hey, listen, I know you've been paying for my shit and then you put it all on the one guy.
Speaker 2:No, I tell my one guy, babe, Because I'm honest, I got four. This is. I'll just show you. This is what happens. This is the receipts.
Speaker 1:Oh, time out, let's get this role play. Do it as a role play. I'm ready, I'm ready.
Speaker 3:So you're the sugar baby. He's the sugar daddy.
Speaker 1:Okay, no, no, no, I'm your new nigga. You got to explain to me about these sugar babies, oh yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah, have to take care of. This is the list of things I have to take care of Now. This can be covered because of this. Do you want to do it or do you don't want to do it?
Speaker 1:Give me a total.
Speaker 2:Okay, see, that's not realistic though.
Speaker 1:No, it is.
Speaker 3:That's not why I think that's realistic, you know why?
Speaker 2:Because? Well, because you're going to feel a way.
Speaker 1:Why Give me a total? No, no ready, Give me amount that these four dudes are bringing to you?
Speaker 2:Are we pretending right now?
Speaker 1:Yeah, Okay, we're pretending.
Speaker 3:Role play, role play, it's a role play Act, like you guys are the only two in the room. This is why we you know what?
Speaker 2:you got to be realistic with your answers. You got to be like what you doing with them.
Speaker 1:No, no babe.
Speaker 2:We're just going to go with. I'm not good at acting.
Speaker 1:Come on, give me a number.
Speaker 2:I'm not good at acting.
Speaker 3:Do it I can't do this, yeah, you can.
Speaker 1:What is it? What is it?
Speaker 3:Make up a number. Make up a number.
Speaker 2:I'm not a good actor 50k.
Speaker 1:50k a month.
Speaker 2:50k a month between these four niggas yeah sure 50k between these do you want to take care of that, or do you not? Doesn't mean you're cutting all four of these niggas off no, so if you're taking care of it, then yeah, I'm going to take care of the 50k.
Speaker 1:You want to cut these niggas off?
Speaker 2:yeah go ahead and delete their numbers.
Speaker 1:Go ahead and delete it Now. Don't ask what I got to do for this 50K, but just know, delete them. Numbers that 315 pound bitch we was talking about earlier.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm talking about, don't?
Speaker 1:worry about it. Don't worry about it. Why Don't worry about it, sweetheart? Why what? Look, look, look that 315? Fuck yeah, fuck yeah. You know what I mean. You're crazy, you're crazy, but that's fine. You just get to sit at home and do what the fuck you want. Amx is at your disposal.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I know, but you see, what's the difference, though, between OnlyFans and Sugar Daddy, or stripping and Sugar Daddy?
Speaker 3:There's no difference. You ain't fucking the OnlyFans model.
Speaker 2:Who's not?
Speaker 3:The guy for the OnlyFans subscription. Yeah.
Speaker 2:I.
Speaker 3:Who's not the guy paying for the OnlyFans subscription?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean, but on OnlyFans you got to. You know what I'm saying you got to do.
Speaker 1:what you got to do, you get your whales and they send you money.
Speaker 2:They don't have to touch you in real life. Exactly.
Speaker 1:Ah, valid, valid, that's fair. That's the difference. That's the difference.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 1:So some of my sugar daddies is like that. Yeah, they just.
Speaker 3:So why not have all these fans instead?
Speaker 2:But why make me cut them off if this is what?
Speaker 1:Oh they not touching you. Oh, they can't touch you, I don't care, that's what.
Speaker 2:I'm saying my sugar daddies are nerds. Oh, if they can't touch you make your money, they're fucking nerds. Hey look, look, look. You want me to prop, but you see it's different. You got to go into detail and talk about it. Let's go.
Speaker 1:Pick that leg up, cat. I'm in now. I got you what you mean. What's that old picture with Will Smith where he's standing next to this lady doing this number? That's me, I'm that guy. Oh Lord, I'm that nigga, I'll let you shine, ain't got nothing to do with me.
Speaker 3:Yo, I haven't. I mean, you already call it stripping, why not just start an OnlyFans?
Speaker 2:So I did have OnlyFans and it was swinging, but I was trying to be respectful of my last relationship because he was not comfortable with that, so I deleted it.
Speaker 1:So we're going to reopen it. That's what I heard.
Speaker 3:Deleted it or no? I completely deleted the account or just put it on pause.
Speaker 2:No, I completely deleted the account.
Speaker 3:That's just your biggest mistake right there.
Speaker 2:Well, duh, of course, but I was trying to be respectful of the situation. Yeah, I was trying to be respectful to his career and the people that he was the image and the stuff like that, yeah exactly. So that's what I was doing, because I actually cared. And you can make money any day. I could go and sell, do whatever the fuck, to make bread any day I mean I would have been like, okay, let's put me in there. No face, just penis yeah, you would think that, but no, it doesn't work like that it does, no, no, it doesn't.
Speaker 2:You know why you have to sign up for only fans but I'm also, yes, you do, yes, yes, if you are making a video to be in a video with her, you have to make your own account account, oh shit, yeah, see look see, trust me, I looked into this.
Speaker 3:I'm just going the fact that you knew that off rip. That's what I'll tell you. I mean, I'm actually super impressed that you know that, because I thought it was just like okay, you're the one posting it, so that's all that matters you got to be in here.
Speaker 1:So he said no, Because you asked him yeah.
Speaker 2:I asked him and he was like no people are going to know.
Speaker 3:Which one was he?
Speaker 2:He was the hank, it was big, that's that. That's that, that's that.
Speaker 3:It's a big one, uh-huh. So the 5'4 guy yeah, uh-huh so the 5'4 guy yeah.
Speaker 1:Step on it. You know what I'm saying, so the next question is Bro, these are some wild conversations we're having, man Bro, but this, like when you put Asia and. Alexis up the questions get wild.
Speaker 2:Okay, Be gentle on me guys.
Speaker 1:What's the wildest thing you've done in the strip club?
Speaker 2:Oh, she's not going to answer that. I don't know.
Speaker 3:Let me see Every stripper's throwing their leg up.
Speaker 2:In the strip club.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 2:What'd that mean?
Speaker 3:In the back room.
Speaker 2:Oh no, oh no, no, no, no, no, no, not this one.
Speaker 3:Not this one, not at Omnia, not at Pannia not at Panhouse.
Speaker 2:She ain't been at Omnia, absolutely not. I don't fall into that category.
Speaker 1:And I would never let her at Omnia, I would never.
Speaker 2:I'm not doing that.
Speaker 3:I've seen strippers getting finger blasted at Panhouse.
Speaker 2:That's great for them, but it ain't going to be this one. Not this one, no, not that one. This face don't look very nice.
Speaker 3:You touch my face, oh here we go again With the face and the makeup.
Speaker 2:No, I'm not talking about that. I'm saying like I got a mean face, not my makeup Cause, like I'm a nice dancer, but I'm kind of like a bitch, so like. But they like that Cause I like my customers To be a little bit.
Speaker 3:Submissive yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so I can just be like, do it right now, and you know they're gonna do it Like oh, but yeah, so I could just be like, do it right now, and you know they're gonna do it like oh, but, but, but nothing. You got 500, you can get a thousand.
Speaker 3:Oh, my god, that's, that's what you're pulling out in front of me and I look at them just like that I walk away in the other direction no, they won't I said I would they get like what did I tell one man?
Speaker 2:I said I thought you said you're rich.
Speaker 3:Y'all fucking bitches though.
Speaker 2:I thought you said you're rich, the fuck is this. And he was like what do you mean? I said you got this little pile going on, so now they have to prove themselves. So now they're going to the ATM. You are in the strip club. That is the point.
Speaker 3:That is customer psychology. It is, but it's not the point, you're a salesperson, you could probably sell something.
Speaker 1:She could sell a car tomorrow? Yeah, no, but you could. Honestly, I tell people all the time dancers could sell in any profession, because you sell yourself every day.
Speaker 3:You could go sell a car tomorrow. She could probably wear that. She could probably wear that and sell a car. I ain't going to hold you, you think the. Gm is going to be like oh listen, we have a professional dress attire. We're going to need you to actually change in the restroom before.
Speaker 1:That's cool Because ready. Oh fuck that I'd be like no, no, listen, this sells.
Speaker 2:I've never worked a real job.
Speaker 3:Like never.
Speaker 2:I don't even know how to clock into somewhere. I wouldn't know how to do it. Like when I was talking, one of my friends was like oh yeah, I got a job. And I was like so, like respectfully, like clock in.
Speaker 1:Like I don't know how this goes. No one does anymore. This is the 1950s.
Speaker 3:I don't know how this goes.
Speaker 1:No, you can push a button, it's 1950s. I don't know. I don't know. Hey look, no, you can push a button.
Speaker 3:It's beautiful, though I just don't know Actually it's not even a button, it's on your phone.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Like, even when I go to work, I'll put in my pin like a pin number Boom, I'm clocked in. When I clock in, clock out. I mean, I guess when I was a bottle girl we had a number to put in to order the drinks On your POS system. Yeah, that's your clocking. Oh, I didn't even know that that's your clocking.
Speaker 2:I thought that's just how you get at the computer.
Speaker 1:No, that's your clocking.
Speaker 2:Well, we all have the same number.
Speaker 3:No, no, it's different ones, right? No, yeah, it just was like under on the pos system, yeah, it's different numbers per employee. That's why we like, let's say you go to a carabas, uh, the name that says server is usually the person that's taking care of you well, when I was doing all this nonsense, it was a little bit uh doing what it wasn't bottle serving this, this nonsense so you're telling me, when you worked in bottle service, they didn't give you an employee ID number.
Speaker 1:No, so have you had you and another bottle girl?
Speaker 2:No, no yeah, no, I was waxed on my taxes.
Speaker 3:Well, let's hope you're waxed somewhere else as well, you know.
Speaker 2:No, I mean, obviously I paid it a long time ago.
Speaker 3:but Okay, now y'all got it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like never again. I'm good, straight on that.
Speaker 3:Let's get that next question, because what does that?
Speaker 1:say Eight minutes, six, six, five, not really.
Speaker 2:All right. What's the next question? Oh God.
Speaker 3:Hopefully it's worse.
Speaker 1:Oh no, Give me a minute. I need to know how to politically phrase this.
Speaker 2:No, say it, no, no, no.
Speaker 1:Say it the way, read it the way that this user put it yes, would you rather be a Twinkie or a Toaster Strudel?
Speaker 2:Oh, my God, a Toaster Strudel.
Speaker 1:A.
Speaker 2:Twinkie or a Toaster.
Speaker 3:Strudel.
Speaker 2:Absolutely Toaster Strudel.
Speaker 1:Strudel.
Speaker 2:Toaster Strudel Strudel.
Speaker 1:Toaster Strudel.
Speaker 2:I don't think that's the name of it, guys. What does that even mean?
Speaker 1:though it's not the actual dessert, it's a it's.
Speaker 2:They can't use sexual phrases when I love sweets.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you mean a big bag Like I eat these. Would you rather him pull out or no?
Speaker 2:But that doesn't make sense. So you're talking about oh, tasha, struly got that eye thing on top.
Speaker 1:Oh, I saw top and then the thing she got is I still be a Tasha Struly.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so a cream pie or on your stomach?
Speaker 2:Yeah, definitely don't Not inside of me, please, yeah.
Speaker 3:No more kids.
Speaker 1:She don't have no kids, I thought you said you, she ain't got no kids. No, I have dogs.
Speaker 2:She has two dogs and they're assholes.
Speaker 1:I love these. They're both assholes.
Speaker 2:They're really bad.
Speaker 3:So Toaster Strudel? Yes, You're getting it wrong. You call it a struli. It's not.
Speaker 2:I like the name Toaster Struli I. It sounds weird.
Speaker 1:But that's what it's called.
Speaker 2:I don't like that name, change it. Hey look, look, I've literally never called it that.
Speaker 1:Hey look, that's pretty chick privileges. Because she's been fucking this up for years and because she's pretty, people are like okay.
Speaker 3:Yeah, not on IMAX, we trust you Not over here?
Speaker 2:We not doing, we not going for that over here.
Speaker 1:They going it no, what is this other?
Speaker 2:one talking about. That was a fun question.
Speaker 1:This one's dumb. Okay, this one's dumb. When are you going to open my DMs?
Speaker 3:Ooh, you got to shout out the username.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what's the?
Speaker 3:username Ryan.
Speaker 1:Underscore P. Underscore 18742.
Speaker 3:Okay, open it up right now. What's that? Come on, we gotta do it. Live on air right.
Speaker 1:What platform Instagram?
Speaker 3:Instagram Ryan underscore P.
Speaker 2:When are you gonna open my thing? It's crazy.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna be really mad if he ain't even send a DM.
Speaker 2:Ryan underscore.
Speaker 3:P2small.
Speaker 2:Does it say that? Is it P2small for real?
Speaker 1:No, it's like come on, ryan, underscore P, see if you got somebody in there.
Speaker 3:Read the room goddammit.
Speaker 1:Ryan, you bullshitting. You ain't even sending that scary ass, nigga you know how many people I have in my DMs.
Speaker 3:Well, there's actually two different kinds of hidden messages.
Speaker 2:It's the ones that aren't looked at as spam and the ones that are. Ain't no, ryan.
Speaker 3:Uh-oh, uh-oh, she found him.
Speaker 2:No, is this it? I don't want to say the name, what?
Speaker 1:is it?
Speaker 2:Read it out loud what's his username? Ryan, to say the name.
Speaker 1:What is it? Read it out loud. What's his username? Ryan underscore P.
Speaker 3:No, oh see, no, you can probably just search it and then click on it. Nah, he ain't in there.
Speaker 1:Look at him, scary, get out of here, okay.
Speaker 3:Ryan, why you lying dog?
Speaker 1:Yeah, why you always lying?
Speaker 2:So okay. So if it's funny, I'm going to respond and laugh at it.
Speaker 3:Okay cool cool, but I don't really get.
Speaker 2:I don't really like, I mean.
Speaker 3:What's funny, though Sometimes they are funny. Sean you ready for the hard left?
Speaker 2:I post a lot of funny stuff on my Instagram I don't really like. I mean, I don't know. I don't really talk as much as I probably should anymore, but I've been thinking about it.
Speaker 1:Hey Sean, hey Sean, you ready Hard left, you know, I like them. Oh my God. Here we go, let's go so ready, so ready. She didn't respond to my DM until we had the podcast Bullshit. So on G, on G.
Speaker 2:I didn't respond to your DMs until Joyce told me hey, my friend, do you know him? He said he wants to be on the podcast and I was like, oh, what's his name? She was like Max and I was like, okay, let me go look.
Speaker 1:And then bam.
Speaker 2:And then it was there I'd be sitting in that motherfucker. But I don't.
Speaker 1:I just be. I smoke so much I have been sitting.
Speaker 2:And then I look at it and I'm like I'm going to work.
Speaker 1:Yeah, see, see, she had missed out on this beautifulness forever.
Speaker 3:So basically you You're not passed out up until around like 6 pm and you're like oh, I guess no.
Speaker 1:That's okay.
Speaker 2:It's just kind of she didn't love me until now. Wait, so but next question Do you guys know each other well, no Like, yeah, of course. Well, not before.
Speaker 3:but now we do, now we do.
Speaker 2:That's my dog.
Speaker 3:But when you say now, I mean are you talking about today or are you?
Speaker 2:talking about different. No, no Like over the past couple of weeks a month.
Speaker 1:Adrian says hi.
Speaker 2:Hey girl, hey, like about what it's been about. A month or two, two months.
Speaker 1:It has to be at least two months because my first time running around there was a month and a half ago.
Speaker 2:Yes, we're new friends guys.
Speaker 1:Tell the people one more thing before we leave.
Speaker 3:Tell them, whatever you want to tell them before we leave. What do you think about recording in a 10 minute. You want a 10 minute. I can do a 10 minute.
Speaker 1:I got time for a 10 minute. I don't know what I want to talk about. That's okay, you think about it, you think about it. We'll be right back. Like comment, subscribe. Mash that notification button and we'll be right back. That was the exact terminology.
Speaker 3:And she was saying what?
Speaker 1:But that just was that big pick-me-up on the day. Right Now my question have you always looked like?
Speaker 2:this yeah.
Speaker 1:You've always been a baddie.
Speaker 2:Yeah, your whole life.
Speaker 1:Yeah, never ugly duckling face. No, so I need you to get used to it.
Speaker 2:I had ugly duckling teeth at one point in time, but that's alright Cause. What was that song that J Cole said Something, something Crooked smile, that was me. Yeah, real bad.
Speaker 3:Hey, max, and I wanna, I wanna Add a little bit to that. Did you get a compliment outside? I don't ever get no compliments. Did I get a compliment outside? Absolutely not. So who's the only person In this room that got one? Mmm, mmm, they're not out, they're covered, covered today, today so it's penthouse, only how often?
Speaker 1:as a girl do you get random compliments a lot. How often do you hand out random compliments All the time? That's crazy. How many times do you compliment Sean Me? I mean we just met. Let me ask how often do you compliment?
Speaker 2:random dudes, not often.
Speaker 3:Don't compliment me on that. No, no. I'm just saying like what are you trying to get me in trouble? I'm just saying like, what are you trying to?
Speaker 2:get me in trouble. I'm married dog, what the fuck? No, but I'm saying he has a nice pink shirt. Yes, it's a nice shirt, salmon colored shirt that is salmon, salmon, salmon is crazy Salmon.
Speaker 3:Salmon.
Speaker 2:It is salmon. That is super cringe.
Speaker 1:I know.
Speaker 2:That's why I like to. It's like when Our family guy Cool whip. I hate that though.
Speaker 3:I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2:It's so funny.
Speaker 1:It's like season 3 Do you think men get their just due compliment wise?
Speaker 2:In life. No, not all men get their just due, but I do give credit where credit Is due deserved, you know, oh my goodness.
Speaker 3:Yes, she did. She said you were a great host. Go back and actually Find out if she did say that If you find it, we'll give out a cash reward.
Speaker 1:He was a great host. Ah, that's right. Oh no, but I know me and my male guy, my guy friend group we were talking about it that women get comments religiously. So you have to like if you got a lady, you gotta make sure you comment, because there's a roster full of niggas in the DMs that she's not checking, like yours, right, niggas handing out compliments left, right and sideways, so you gotta make your lady feel good. Do you feel women in relationships do the same to their man?
Speaker 2:I do. I drowned him in affection. It's annoying.
Speaker 1:Is it? Yeah, is it? I don't think it is, I don't know, I don't know. No, nigga, that's ever been like girl, don't you tell me nothing?
Speaker 2:nice. No, no, you don't read out a compliment minutes all day.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm saying. You gotta wait till 9 o'clock.
Speaker 2:No, no, but when the head gets big, you know the head. So it should be yes, but you know. It should be Just walking around like oh, so you're not going to compliment me today Like man, you know, you want my little fine shit. Okay then Just chill, just one time before I leave the house, that's it.
Speaker 3:So, max, are you looking for that with a significant other?
Speaker 2:Yeah, do you want your girlfriend to compliment you more, and when you find your significant other, you want her to drown you in compliments.
Speaker 1:I like compliments, but the one day I don't need you to compliment me is when I go out to this barber shop. When I go out to this barber shop, I don't need you to compliment me because I'm running errands, I'm running errands, I'm running errands with this fresh cut.
Speaker 2:I feel that I feel that, though I love fresh cut, I feel that I feel that, though Fresh cut, I got shit to do today. Yeah, I get it 100%. I go to the bank, I go to Walmart.
Speaker 3:So what you're saying is you're intentionally planning a haircut around having to go out and people looking at you is what you're saying. Yes, because you want that compliment.
Speaker 2:Because you want attention. You're an attention-seeking whore. That's exactly what he's saying, Ready ready, so you go to the gas station to have them say nice things to you.
Speaker 3:And then you buy the pack and then you throw them away once you get back in your car. That's crazy. No, no, no.
Speaker 1:Ready. I went to eat my last haircut. Call it what you want. I went to eat lately, right after my haircut.
Speaker 2:Okay, immediately.
Speaker 3:What did you get.
Speaker 2:What did you get to eat, though I know?
Speaker 1:what it was. I got it. I wanted to try the calamari, my brother said the calamari was good.
Speaker 3:Oh, you didn't get the oysters. Rockefeller huh.
Speaker 2:Love, love, love. No, I didn't try that. I love ulele.
Speaker 3:Ulele, ulele. She's trying to make it sound exotic. It's uleles, guys. I don't know what's wrong. Okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah, go ahead. Say toast or strudel, go ahead, that's true.
Speaker 2:Yeah, shut up, that is a strudel, ain't no I in that word, strudel Ain't.
Speaker 3:No I in that word.
Speaker 2:But no, I don't need to comment all the time, but I feel like just in general, you may not get a flower, but you're not a guest.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that, yeah, that's true. I can give you that. I just don't think it happens. So I can actually add a point to this. My wife does compliment me a lot and she makes me feel special.
Speaker 2:Thanks, jen, shout out we need to get this and uh no, no, no.
Speaker 3:But she like, every day she makes it a point to compliment me. So I'm like oh, that's awesome, and unfortunately I do not compliment her every day as I should. Sorry, jen, but I love you. That's it. I was just using the platform.
Speaker 1:You need to get this in now. So, we crop that part out so we can send that directly to her. That's right, that's a real.
Speaker 3:So you're single. Now send that directly to her, that's right.
Speaker 1:That's a real, that's a real, baby shit. I got you, so you're single now. Yeah, in your next relationship.
Speaker 3:Well, is she single if she's got four baby daddies?
Speaker 2:I don't have baby daddies.
Speaker 3:Sugar baby, sugar daddy, sugar daddies, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:I just got guys that are really nice, that like to take care of me okay, so your next relationship.
Speaker 1:What are you looking for in that next person?
Speaker 2:I'm not looking for anything, I'm not expecting anything. It just has come to what it is. Nobody that's just like an honest answer. Yeah, that's your mindset because if you go looking for something, you're gonna look for that one specific thing and you're gonna hate everything else. And just because I like this one thing about you, you're not going to piss me off.
Speaker 3:When was your last relationship then?
Speaker 2:My last relationship. What month are we in?
Speaker 3:It is August of 2025.
Speaker 2:Last Damn she hasn't. We separated last May.
Speaker 3:She hasn't been looking for almost a year and a half. But you're happy.
Speaker 1:I'm super happy Because you know again, we just got close.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm happy because I can be my own person. I can say whatever the fuck I want. I don't have somebody just jealous of me in the corner Because for a man to tell you that he's the star and he doesn't like when I'm the star, that's you know it's like, hold on.
Speaker 1:I'll make sure they hear this one Stop dating light skins.
Speaker 2:He was dark With light skin energy.
Speaker 3:Was he darker than Max?
Speaker 2:No, they're the same brown.
Speaker 3:See, no, so we were talking about this off air before you showed up two hours late. Max was like yo, doc, I'm going to Egypt oh yeah.
Speaker 2:And I was like Max.
Speaker 3:so are they racist towards black people? He's like what are you talking about? It's in Africa, it's in Africa, yeah.
Speaker 1:That's what I said. They're the OG niggas.
Speaker 3:So I told him, I was like yo, doc, egypt Africa is brown. Yeah, I told him, I was like yo, dog, egypt Africa is Brown. Max, you black.
Speaker 1:Brown no, max is not brown Chocolatey complexion.
Speaker 3:You dark chocolate dog, I like that.
Speaker 2:No, I don't like no pink little Piece of chicken. That bothers me.
Speaker 3:Unless it's five foot four.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:No, it's still got to be chocolate.
Speaker 2:I need it to be a little cooked. A little cooked, a little brown on there A little sear on the top. A little sear on the top, are you?
Speaker 3:accepting applications right now no, no, oh, you're lying.
Speaker 2:No, oh wow.
Speaker 3:Oh, you're lying, no, oh wow, Well no.
Speaker 2:I mean respectfully. I don't want a boyfriend right now because, like, love yourself before you try to love me, babe, oh my God, that's a bar, ladies pay attention, because I love myself so bad.
Speaker 1:Say it again.
Speaker 2:I love myself so bad, I am obsessed with me. It's very vain, but like, I love me so much that, like, if you coming into this energy, I need you to understand. You need to love you more than you love me yeah, be a partner not their whole world, right?
Speaker 3:yeah, exactly like and that's where I feel like it just shit falls off so do you find that a lot of relationships that you have been in have become unsuccessful because they treat you as their whole world, as opposed to a partner in your story and their story congruently?
Speaker 2:Um ish, Maybe that can go hand in hand, but I feel like they 15, right yeah. I feel like it doesn't.
Speaker 3:I'm keeping track right here it doesn't go hand in.
Speaker 2:I mean, it goes hand in hand, but not necessarily like I feel like maybe relationships weren't successful because people like the idea of someone versus who they actually are and I have no filter and I don't give a fuck. So it's like you like this idea of how pretty I am and like set me up into this little thing, but like I get bored fast and I like I'm a very outgoing person, I like to do stuff. I don't sitting and doing the same thing over and over and over again. That's exhausting to me and I get like my brain needs stimulation, you know. So if I'm learning your schedule and this is wake up, do this. Like I know it's step by step, by step by step. After a while it's like okay, what the fuck are we doing? Because I hate not learning something from someone.
Speaker 3:Max, didn't you have a question that you didn't ask on air, but we asked it outside? Wait what?
Speaker 1:So, ma'am, my phone's dead at this point, but I can't give you the name.
Speaker 2:The question was are you a water park or a? I'm a water park? Okay, I am Adventure Island In this house, oh damn.
Speaker 3:Now could you be A blizzard beach, though what's?
Speaker 2:that.
Speaker 3:It's the water park.
Speaker 1:In In Orlando.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's fun. She's disrespectful.
Speaker 1:Dang, she is Like Ruin Sheets level. Like oh lord like you guys should open the fire fighters man, here we go, let's get it. Like, oh lord, like you guys should open the fighter fighters mask up, here we go, let's get it okay, guys, that's all the time we got for today. That's been in magic trust with miss alexis follow her on ig that's underscore. No ig likes like comment subscribe. Smash that notification button so you can get all your in magic trust needs. We will see you.