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In Max We Truzz
Real‑life things for real‑life people—no filters, no fluff. Hosted by Max Paul, In Max We Truzz dives head‑first into the stories that shape us: from the highs and lows of life after sports to the messy realities of mental health, relationships, business, and hustle culture. Each 60‑minute episode pairs Max’s energetic, humorous style with candid conversations from athletes, industry experts, creators, and entrepreneurs you know (and some you should know).
Expect raw language, unvarnished truths, and the occasional hot take—because authenticity isn’t always PG‑13. Weekly drops include:
- “The Real” – unfiltered dialogue with headline‑making guests
- Audience Q&A – Max answers your toughest life, career, and relationship questions
- Closing Monologue – rapid‑fire wisdom bombs from every guest
Whether you’re navigating a post‑athlete identity, scaling a startup, or just craving a straight‑shooting pep talk, this show hands you practical insight—and a laugh—every single week.
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In Max We Truzz
Breaking the Stereotype: From Midnight Ballerina to Veterinary Tech with Alessya
What happens when the worlds of exotic dancing and veterinary medicine collide in one person's life journey? Miss Alessya takes us behind the curtain of her fascinating dual identity as both a former "midnight ballerina" and a dedicated veterinary technician saving animals' lives.
With refreshing candor, she reveals the economics of club life – from the average $300-400 daily earnings to her record-breaking $4,000 night – while challenging stereotypes about dancers. "I represent myself in a certain kind of light, and unfortunately, my mom raised me with morals, and I could make more money if I didn't have them," she confesses, offering a thought-provoking perspective on maintaining personal boundaries in an industry that often rewards crossing them.
The conversation shifts between humorous club stories and heartfelt advocacy for misunderstood animals, particularly pit bulls, which she passionately defends as "the sweetest loving animals" unfairly judged by appearance. This parallel between superficial judgments of animals and humans creates a powerful thread throughout the episode.
Miss Alessya doesn't shy away from discussing relationship dynamics, past conflicts, and personal growth. Her journey from physical confrontations to emotional maturity showcases the complex path of self-improvement. "Always pick yourself. Never pick somebody else over you. Always pick your own happiness, pick your own peace," she advises, distilling hard-won wisdom from her unique life experiences.
Whether you're curious about the realities of club life, the challenges of navigating relationships across different worlds, or simply appreciate authentic stories of personal evolution, this episode delivers unfiltered insight into one woman's remarkable journey through seemingly contradictory identities.
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All right, we're here with another episode of In Max we Trust. Today we have Miss Allie on the show. Miss Allie, you are a personal trainer, vet. Yeah, I'm going to call it a vet tech, vet tech.
Speaker 2:Vet tech. Yeah.
Speaker 1:A midnight ballerina at times.
Speaker 3:Sometimes, sometimes, not anymore, not anymore. Retired, retired, retired.
Speaker 1:Retired midnight ballerina Retired, retired, retired Midnight Ballerina. And I only know that because Alexis' episode she had Midnight Ballerinas. Love that for you. So how did you?
Speaker 3:get into personal training. I got into personal training because I started working out when I was dancing, just because your physique is important. Obviously, you want to attract people and the best way to do that is working on your body, and I ended up falling in love with it. It was one of my passions.
Speaker 2:Dancing or working out. I ended up going every day. Dancing or working out Both.
Speaker 3:Working out and dancing. It honestly helped. If it was not for working out, there are certain ways that I wouldn't be able to move my body. I definitely made me a better twerker. I'll tell you that it was a lot easier to throw ass.
Speaker 1:So that's why you started building a dump truck.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:So let me get this straight You're not in the gym for health reasons. You're in there to build a dump truck and throw bad ass.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but also you need a strong back and you need a strong core and there's other things that go along with it, and the more flexible you are, the easier it is for you to do certain tricks. Stunts and eventually, I want to be able to do a split and also throw ass.
Speaker 1:I feel like you could do a split.
Speaker 3:I can. I'm almost there, almost there, yeah.
Speaker 1:Not quite flexible enough. Oh, you're getting there.
Speaker 3:I mean, I probably Can get down there yeah.
Speaker 2:Where were you working at?
Speaker 3:I worked at Penthouse. Well, I started at Oz, I worked at Penthouse.
Speaker 2:Shout out Penthouse. I worked at Rain. Penthouse is fun.
Speaker 3:Penthouse is fun. I worked at Rain. I worked at Truth.
Speaker 1:I worked at Jesus Christ. I'm waiting on it. I'm waiting on it. Hold on. I worked at Omnia. There it is. I hired this as she walked in the door with her friend. They were like man, we got two. They're hired.
Speaker 3:They did get hired easy.
Speaker 1:I didn't even let them. I didn't even care if they danced or not. They're hired. So I'm going to go get them the paperwork.
Speaker 2:Did you work at Penthouse before the remodeling?
Speaker 3:No after.
Speaker 2:Damn bro, that was the spot, man.
Speaker 1:Before the remodel, yeah, before the remodel Boy. It was different, it was way different, it was way different.
Speaker 2:Now it's just kind of like one stage and two rails.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but back in the day.
Speaker 3:I've never seen it.
Speaker 2:Everybody I've never seen it. Everybody said they liked the remodel better. Nah, so it's nicer. Maybe it's just it looks nicer it looks cooler, but like. But back in the day, the memory, the memory is.
Speaker 3:You guys just have like nostalgia yeah.
Speaker 2:Well, the manager back then also, he would sell bottles for the low, super cheap bottles, yeah.
Speaker 1:It was lovely.
Speaker 2:I miss those days we're talking about like 2017.
Speaker 3:Yeah, everything was cheap then, though, like compared to now.
Speaker 1:Compared to now in 2017. You know what's never going to not be expensive.
Speaker 3:What.
Speaker 1:Midnight ballerina. That price ain't going nowhere. Okay, covid hit. You know who was still working Midnight ballerinas.
Speaker 3:Yes, they were.
Speaker 1:Were you working during COVID? I didn't work Midnight ballerinas. Yes, they were. Were you working during COVID?
Speaker 3:I didn't work as a midnight ballerina, but I was a vet tech.
Speaker 1:You was out here saving the puppies during COVID.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I worked overnight.
Speaker 2:How much did you make in one night at any of those places?
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, what's your best night? Best night, Best night.
Speaker 2:Put a number on it 4,000. 4 Best night, best night. Put a number on it 4,000. 4,000? What does?
Speaker 1:4,000, get somebody. I'm trying to tell you, oh man, all right boy.
Speaker 3:I needed Alexis as a co-host.
Speaker 1:I almost called her for this one.
Speaker 3:I'm sure Alexis has made way more than one night no 3,000.
Speaker 2:She said three bands.
Speaker 3:No way. She's made more than that.
Speaker 1:No she said Alexis, little Xyla Black chick there's no way. Look, I'm telling you, we just had her on the show.
Speaker 2:She literally said three bands, that's it, the most Three bands at the top Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:Wow, you know something we don't. I'm ready.
Speaker 3:Oh no.
Speaker 1:No, she was an open book. Open book.
Speaker 2:She was talking yeah.
Speaker 1:She's like I'm throwing that coochie around, yeah, selling that cat, yeah. And we both like oh Okay, okay, that's not where we thought this was going, but all right.
Speaker 3:Honestly, though, that 4,000 was made like once, so it's not like it was an every night thing, and there was help to make that 4,000.
Speaker 1:But you didn't say what all that 4,000 was. Yeah, was it one?
Speaker 3:person. No, honestly, props to Lex, because she was there. She was one of the people throwing money. She came in with another individual and it was just me and Bunny and they threw it and we split it.
Speaker 1:This is $4,000 stage money.
Speaker 3:No, this was us just dancing in a section, and it was $8,000. It was a little bit more than that.
Speaker 1:I'm assuming this was at.
Speaker 3:Penthouse yeah, it was at Penthouse.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, it must have been during an event or something. Was the Super Bowl in town? No?
Speaker 3:It was just a special night.
Speaker 1:What made it so special?
Speaker 3:$4,000 made it special.
Speaker 2:First of all she started with $4,000 and no, no, no, First of all she started with $4,000. Then she said $8,000. Yeah, the total was $8,000.
Speaker 3:But it wasn't mine that it was being thrown. So you know, I just did what I did Shove some ass, picked it up off the floor, pretty much Counted it and took it home.
Speaker 1:So someone else was throwing and selling that coochie for $8,000.
Speaker 3:No, I wouldn't say anybody was selling Coochie.
Speaker 2:Allegedly.
Speaker 3:Nobody was selling Coochie, not that night.
Speaker 1:Ah, there we go, there we go I never sold Coochie as a dancer.
Speaker 3:Maybe if I did, I probably would have made more money. I mean, yeah, you would have made more money.
Speaker 2:That's a fact, duh.
Speaker 1:But being a wholesome woman you are, you couldn't bring yourself to do that.
Speaker 3:I know my mom raised me with fucking morals.
Speaker 2:That's it, the audacity of her to give you morals. So then, what's like the average per week? Let's say you're working Thursday, Friday, Saturday and during football Sundays.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:How much are you making on those four-day stretches?
Speaker 3:So it really depends on what clubs you guys work at like your clientele and things like that. Let's say, for instance, like when I was working at Oz, I was working during the day and my average there I would bring home like $300 to $400 a day. So my average a week if I were to work four days a day. So my average a week if I were to work four days would be like $1,200 to $1,500, depending on tips.
Speaker 2:So why work during the day? I mean all the money's at night, right Shit.
Speaker 3:Easy money's during the day Easy money during the day, yeah.
Speaker 1:You gotta look at it like this For night shift there's more dancers, so now I'm competing with a bigger roster On day shift. Guys are here trying to get in, spend their money and get out to get back to their life, so guys are going to blow. You might do an hour room, enjoy that and leave.
Speaker 2:How much is a room?
Speaker 1:The hour. I can't speak for Oz, it's like $115 for an hour. So you do, how much was it?
Speaker 3:I mean no for an hour.
Speaker 1:it's almost five, it's like $450 or something If I was doing an hour. Room for $100 or something, I'm gone.
Speaker 2:You got to pay the club.
Speaker 3:Yeah, 15 minutes is like $115.
Speaker 2:On top of that.
Speaker 1:I've seen guys go to Penthouse during their lunch break. Order a steak while they're waiting, throw $500 on stage. Order a steak while they're waiting, throw $500 on stage, eat their steak with said dancer, tip her on the side. That's an hour. She's made $400. Just to throw ass on stage for six minutes and 22 seconds for two songs, do they make?
Speaker 2:you work like a certain amount or once you make your number. You're like I'm out.
Speaker 1:Most clubs make you work six hours.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it depends, on the club most white clubs. Most white clubs work. You make you work for six hours. Clubs in saint pete clear water um penthouse penthouse does not make you work a set hours, they make you tip out, that's it. You pay your house so let's say for instance, their max.
Speaker 3:I don't know what it is now because I haven't been there in a while, but their max was 50. So you go in depending on what time you get there. You could get there at nine. It's cheaper. Whatever time you get there, you just have to pay your house out and tip out.
Speaker 1:And tip out at the end of the night.
Speaker 2:Yeah, tip out at the the floor guys.
Speaker 3:Tip the floor, guys.
Speaker 2:And the.
Speaker 1:DJ and the manager and the manager and the manager Some clubs.
Speaker 3:Not all clubs. You got to tip the manager. You better tip me, because, look, that's what I was about to say Not all clubs, you got to tip the manager.
Speaker 1:You going to tip me? You know you want to go right now. See you later, reme, my Mm-hmm.
Speaker 3:Uh-huh yeah. Not all clubs got to tip the manager.
Speaker 1:Hey, look, look, why did you say white clubs Because you go to them, little hood clubs, they don't give a fuck what you do.
Speaker 3:Them hood clubs. Honestly, don't give a fuck what you do You're talking about like Truth, like-. Truth.
Speaker 2:Like what is.
Speaker 3:It's Show Me's. I've never been there, that's off of Florida.
Speaker 2:What's that there when it?
Speaker 3:starts with a D. I think it's like Diamonds or something.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, diamonds in St Pete.
Speaker 3:No, yeah, I've been to Diamonds in St Pete too. Diamond Dolls, diamond Dollhouse.
Speaker 2:So you're talking about the customers are white. Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 3:No, no well.
Speaker 1:Those the difference between script clubs and gentlemen's clubs. Okay, strip clubs, they don't really care what you do, gentlemen's clubs more upscale. Oh, I get it.
Speaker 2:So you're talking about not like mons venus or 2001 or something like that trash, yeah, no, yeah but I'm sure they have regulations too, because even dollhouse has like regulations about how long you can stay scores does too I think that penthouse is just one of those like lucky gyms, like if you can get in, scores does too.
Speaker 3:Gentleman's Club. I think that penthouse is just one of those like lucky gyms If you can get in there, like never leave, pretty much. A lot of girls don't leave there because it's that, that gym.
Speaker 2:I can tell you that's my favorite one.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's my second favorite. It's my favorite one too.
Speaker 2:Let me guess Omonds is my first King of Diamonds in Miami. Yeah, holy shit. Yeah, that's Miami bro. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1:Yeah, love it there. We should do a show from Miami.
Speaker 2:Should I get it approved by them? You think we can't I?
Speaker 1:don't know.
Speaker 2:We can make it work. You can't film in strip clubs or gentlemen's clubs.
Speaker 1:Gentlemen's, clubs, not from the floor but if you were in a VIP section upstairs make it happen. Okay, cool, I'll get on that, I got a passenger.
Speaker 3:I'm pretty sure you'll just have to have, like the girls consent yeah, you wanna be a co-host that day. I'd love to be a co-host that day you know, I love strip clubs, I know I love strip clubs, I love ass, I love titties, I love girls.
Speaker 2:So are you lesbian.
Speaker 3:No, oh, okay.
Speaker 1:Bicurious Little kumsy kumsy.
Speaker 3:Kind of bicurious.
Speaker 1:yeah, I knew you were part of the ABC community.
Speaker 2:Have you ever hooked up with a chick. Love this question Go ahead. Yes, Okay, so bicurious yes.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you can't be bicurious if you took that step all the way. Now you know what's over there.
Speaker 3:Yeah, now you know I wouldn't say all the steps were taken.
Speaker 1:No no.
Speaker 2:What does that mean? Yeah, explain that, elaborate on it. All the steps were not taken.
Speaker 1:She took all the steps. You didn't take all the steps.
Speaker 3:I think it was like more.
Speaker 2:Making out no.
Speaker 1:No, it has to be more than that. Yeah, definitely more than that. Who had the appetite? You?
Speaker 2:or her who was dined upon.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who had to put that bib on?
Speaker 3:I put the bib on. I put the bib on.
Speaker 2:Sounds like some steps were taken. It was like a one-time thing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was like a one-time thing, so you wouldn't go back.
Speaker 3:And do it again.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Probably.
Speaker 1:Do we know who the person is that you did this with? No oh damn, I was hoping it was Bunny. I was really hoping it was Bunny. No, hey look. Bunny is so straight yeah look, but it would have been visually that.
Speaker 2:No, unfortunately not Can you do me a favor, can you lower?
Speaker 1:the microphone a little bit and then point it up. There you go. It's only because that camera is going to be focusing on the microphone instead of the face, and not your beautiful face, it's okay, so being a midnight ballerina, how does that affect your personal relationships with your significant others? See, watch the transition. Here it comes.
Speaker 3:I personally feel like it didn't affect my relationships with my significant others only because I was very open and honest about what was going on and it was more the fact of the people that I was dating had to accept this, that this is what I was doing. So they had to be more mature about it and have more self-confidence in themselves to know that, like, at the end of the night, I'm not going home to anybody but them. So like, no matter what they see, it is all just an entertainment. It is all just a game. So if you're mature enough and secure enough in yourself to accept it, then it doesn't really cause an issue. But a lot of guys see it as a fact of like oh, I can't do that because other guys are touching on you or things like this, but you draw your own boundaries as a dancer.
Speaker 2:Well, what percentage Like? When do you tell them First date, second date, third date?
Speaker 3:I'm pretty much an open book.
Speaker 2:So first date. Yeah, like I used to be a dancer, I'm pretty much an open book. So first, date.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like I used to be a dancer, I'm pretty sure you could tell off of my profile that I used to be a dancer. Yeah, I'm pretty sure you could tell.
Speaker 2:Well, you don't do it anymore, right. No, I don't do it anymore no, so going back then when you were doing it, when would you tell them Like immediately yeah. Yeah, and what percentage of guys was like no, I can't. And then just ghosted you.
Speaker 3:None.
Speaker 2:None.
Speaker 3:None Damn.
Speaker 2:Lexus was at what 50%?
Speaker 1:50%. Yeah, she was like 50%.
Speaker 3:Yes, 50% Guys would be like I'm not fucking with it.
Speaker 3:I represent myself in a certain kind of light, though. So when I'm talking to a person or I'm talking to a guy, I'm humble, I'm kind of light though. So when I'm talking to a person or I'm talking to a guy, I'm humble, I'm kind of down to earth, I'm honest. I respect and deserve respect as well, no matter what my job or my profession is or my career. Nobody can really tell me shit. So at the end of the day, you can't just be like oh, you fucked all of Tampa, because at the end of the day, who really knows my name? Where is my name written? How many people are going to go back and say, oh yeah, I know that girl? Like, oh yeah, I know what she does because I represent myself in a certain kind of light and unfortunately, my mom raised me with morals and I could make more money if I didn't have them.
Speaker 2:I don't know if that's a tell where I have made more money. Yeah, I'm saying.
Speaker 3:No, it's not a tell, I'm just saying it's like it's a curse.
Speaker 1:It's a curse because like Because you see other girls in the industry and what they do and watch how much money they pull in. But then you're like I can't bring myself to do that.
Speaker 3:Exactly, and At the end of the day I had to pull myself out of the career because I would see it and I would get jealous and I would be like damn. I want to be in that section or I want to be making that much money.
Speaker 1:But you're not willing to sacrifice your character for that? No, valid. But my question here is if you're dating let's say you're dating a dude and he's okay with your midnight ballerina-ism, does that now give him a little more flexibility on his end? For what If every night you got guys oogling, googling, fondling and tondling?
Speaker 2:Can he get a lap dance from another chick? Not even that Not even that.
Speaker 1:Now, if you got guys dealing with you every night and let's say he out with the boys and he got a girl coming up to him, farting all over him Now, now it's time to play the game too, cause hey fellas, what we trying to eat.
Speaker 2:So you're talking about an open relationship.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, no, cause you can't leave with that girl. I wouldn't say it's open, though learned a little piece, right, yeah, so obviously you know.
Speaker 3:Max, I am very possessive but I'm not jealous. Isn't that a double standard? There it is. I told you I'm not jealous.
Speaker 2:I'm not jealous. I'm not jealous. I'm not jealous. I'm not jealous, I'm not jealous, I'm not jealous, I'm not jealous, I'm not jealous.
Speaker 1:I'm not jealous establishment.
Speaker 3:Oh, yeah, he goes somewhere else Call it to lunch?
Speaker 2:Yeah, he goes to lunch at the PH.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm saying he got a gourmet steak.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you know what I mean. I feel like it's fine, as long as you don't cross the line. What's?
Speaker 2:the line.
Speaker 3:I mean as long as you're not over there, you know, sucking your fucking in the back because, like, at the end of the day, there are clubs that allow girls to do that. So as long as you, as a man, know your boundaries, I don't mind so I heard one place cheating is if it goes in a hole cheating is if it goes into a hole. Like me personally, I'm not a jealous person. Like you could talk to other girls, like you could look like I look at other girls. Like we could look together like.
Speaker 3:But yes sometimes like if I'm not there and let's say, for instance, I'm standing there and I'm watching my man flirt with another girl or another girl flirt with my man, and, depending on how drunk I am, I'll do some real possessive stuff where it's not like I'm being rude to the girl, but I'll definitely come up to him, throw ass, do something like why I feel like you lose that I'm marking territory right here. You could come throw ass over here with us.
Speaker 1:Nope, nope, nope. If this is your profession, I reserve to write the flirt.
Speaker 3:But that's only if we're out at a normal club.
Speaker 1:Why.
Speaker 3:If we're out at a strip club, it doesn't matter to me.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, Unless.
Speaker 3:I'm the person that you came in to throw money at.
Speaker 1:Nah, I got them in the cart Every time you go to work. I just put that in the cart, flirt cart, put it away Every time. Oh, you went to work, you went to work. Wednesday I go to the club with the boys, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no.
Speaker 3:I won't.
Speaker 1:You can't be mad. I won't you can't be mad because you was doing the same thing. You're throwing ass on a dude.
Speaker 2:That's actually a really good point. I can't be mad you can't be mad at me.
Speaker 3:No, I mean, I can Like if I go flirt. I.
Speaker 1:You do the same thing.
Speaker 2:But why wouldn't she want to come see me and have me?
Speaker 3:throw ass on her. No, I I'm not throwing no ass for you at home.
Speaker 1:That's even worse. That's even worse. Hey look there, you know what. Then it might turn into a hall pass what?
Speaker 3:are you talking about?
Speaker 1:I'm not throwing no ass.
Speaker 3:You ain't throwing no ass at home If you ain't going to come see me every once in a while, then why would I go home and throw ass? I feel like when I was dancing out and see me, like not necessarily dance for them, but perform for them, like I would like to get on the pole and like do tricks for them, but you're not just performing for them, no, that's not specifically for me. Sometimes I'll make direct eye contact.
Speaker 1:That's cool, I can put a pole up in the house and they love it. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 3:It's like a different kind of feeling Build a stage for me it's almost like a 90s movie kind of thing Like light skin, curly hair, girl dancing, like only looking at you, only eyes for you, like you have this money. It's kind of like a scene more like See this is the scene You're playing off of fantasy.
Speaker 2:That's what you're doing.
Speaker 3:That's what the job is. You have to play off of fantasy. You have to make it a movie. At the end of the day, that's what guys come for. They come to be entertained, they come to get their rocks off, they come to have an experience. So you have to set an experience for them.
Speaker 1:That's cool, but my thing is, if we go together, I could build a stage at the house Are you offering right now. No, not right now.
Speaker 2:Nah, not where she lives right now. Can't do that. How many of your boyfriends have you met while you were working? Oh, good question, valid, I'm assuming it's got to be the majority of them. Right, it's a couple.
Speaker 3:Two, only two, two. They're a very long-term relationship, so how?
Speaker 2:All these guys going out to strip clubs. They're like, damn, I want to date a stripper. What was it that?
Speaker 3:these guys did. That made them set themselves apart. They stood out a little bit different. I guess Six-pack abs tall.
Speaker 2:Nah, no Regular daggers.
Speaker 3:Regular daggers.
Speaker 2:Their personality-wise is a lot different. Were they throwing money at you like crazy? And you're like damn. I just want to be taken care of.
Speaker 3:One was.
Speaker 1:Oh, you're right.
Speaker 3:One was, but the other one was just different, personality-wise, and like I'll never regret that, like none of the relationships I was in I'll ever regret, because each one of them taught me something new. Each one of them taught me something new. Each one of them taught me a personal value that I've honestly grown from so much from each one of them, Rob.
Speaker 2:Markman, did you use any of them for money? See, look, as soon as you bought this-. Rob Markman, you were right here, you were right here.
Speaker 1:You took a snatch out of my fucking head Because I was like I was sitting there at it. I was loading it up like yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Go ahead, come down. At first, none of it was me being like I was never using them at first. At first, it was never like.
Speaker 2:But then you were like you know what? I can fuck him for money.
Speaker 1:Date him for money.
Speaker 2:I can make a little sum up off of this.
Speaker 1:More like I'll stay with him for a little bit longer, and then let's see what he buys me More like, I just make sure my next month of rent is paid, Yo, that's. You know what I'm saying, Like how much was rent?
Speaker 3:$1,500.
Speaker 2:Damn dog, these people falling Fellas. How old was he? Damn 33. 33. Oh well, that's not much older. Hey, how old were you? I feel?
Speaker 3:like I shouldn't say too much, because I know that he does do social media. So I don't want him to see this.
Speaker 1:How old were you? How old are you?
Speaker 3:25.
Speaker 1:25 and 33? So eight years.
Speaker 3:That's not bad it could have been worse 24, 25. It could have been worse, yeah, dating older is definitely like.
Speaker 2:So let me ask you a question how long did you date him for? Or let me ask a different question how many months of rent were?
Speaker 3:paid for. At least four to six were paid for and we dated for about a year.
Speaker 2:Who broke it off? You did I did damn once you found another honeypot no, that is that would happen.
Speaker 3:He lived.
Speaker 1:He lived out of state you know what kayla's story sounded? A little bit like this it just wasn't working out.
Speaker 3:I was dancing story. That's what I'm saying like almost word for word. Right here I was out, here I was dancing, and then it's not that I found another honeypot, I genuinely found another connection.
Speaker 2:Interesting.
Speaker 3:Honeypot sounds crazy. I love all my exes.
Speaker 1:You love all of them.
Speaker 3:I love all of them, monetarily or emotionally. What was the first question? Monetarily or emotionally?
Speaker 2:What was the first question? Monetarily or emotionally?
Speaker 1:Monetarily means for value, for money, no, emotionally I love all my exes emotionally. I love all my niggas.
Speaker 3:I love all my exes. I genuinely do. They're all good people.
Speaker 1:Okay, well, we're glad you love your exes and stay back back. We'll be right back. Like comment. Subscribe for part two of miss alley's segment. Smash that notification button. You get all the notifications every time we post. Mom, I got you, I got us with like 20 seconds left oh no, oh no, uh, just because I answer we're gonna go.
Speaker 1:oh yes, I can't wait for this one. And welcome back for round two of In Maxi Trust with Miss Allie. Now, we talked about your Midnight Ballerina days, but you're also a vet tech, yes. What got you into that?
Speaker 3:I've been a vet tech for probably eight, almost nine years now. I started back in 2018. Damn longer.
Speaker 1:Yeah because, that was nine years ago.
Speaker 2:Come on man, that was 2016.
Speaker 3:Yeah, damn.
Speaker 2:You were only 19 years old as a vet tech.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, I was only 18 when I started. I was 18 when I started. So, yeah, Actually that was back in 2016, 2017. Because then I went to New York right after I started.
Speaker 2:Let me call you back, max. We're in the middle of a fucking podcast, so yeah, I started back then.
Speaker 3:I always wanted to work with pets, so what I went ahead and did was when I turned 18 and graduated high school, I went around to every vet clinic I possibly could and I applied and put in my. I went around to every vet clinic I possibly could and I applied and put in my application. I was also going to school at the time to be a zoologist, so I was currently like enrolling in college and going to college at the same time, and eventually one clinic called me and hired me.
Speaker 1:So you're trying to be Dr Doolittle out here.
Speaker 3:I wanted to yeah back in the days. I respect that.
Speaker 1:I respect that. So what is the most exotic animal you've got a chance to deal with?
Speaker 3:I don't really deal with exotics. I mean, I've dealt with an iguana, I've seen a snake, a ferret, a bunny a bird, a bunny, okay, a bird.
Speaker 1:So it's more like just local, like US, yeah.
Speaker 2:So are you a cat person or a dog person? Both, both, nah. What's your?
Speaker 1:favorite. Yeah, yeah, it's a toxic answer.
Speaker 3:You got to pick one, my favorite is a pit bull, obviously like I feel like I'm a pity whisperer and pit bulls get such a bad rap. They're like the black dog society man. What?
Speaker 1:You're not wrong, though, like I want to be offended, but it's like I get it.
Speaker 3:They're the sweetest loving animals, yeah, and they get such a bad rap for the way they just look. And my favorite cat, that is going to be the most racist thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 1:Right, I need to clip just that, just that part right there.
Speaker 2:That needs to be the first reel to drop, but it's so true. It's so true, but accurate, it's true.
Speaker 3:Even in the UK they euthanize pit bulls just because of their breed. You're not allowed to own them in certain places.
Speaker 1:In the UK.
Speaker 2:They kill you for less. In China they euthanize black people. I was joking about that Chinese. In China they euthanize black people. I was joking about that. Chinese people don't like black people.
Speaker 1:I know they're afraid we're going to take their women for good. There's not a lot of competition there. You know what I mean. Me too small, you too big, I don't know.
Speaker 3:But Chinese women do love black men. It's just you know what? This is fucking racist.
Speaker 2:We shouldn't be Actually, no, Actually, no, that's a true story. You know Tiger Woods' parents? Chinese woman, black guy.
Speaker 1:You know, I'm just saying we could end all racism and everybody just accept the fact that they love black men. Black men are beautiful I know because you know that makes sense. So if you love pits and they're like black people, does that mean you date black men for the most part?
Speaker 3:I've only dated black men. I've never dated outside of that race.
Speaker 2:So glad we're here. That's interesting yeah.
Speaker 3:Never any other race. No, I just don't find them attractive.
Speaker 1:We, as the black delegates, we appreciate you. We appreciate you. What is your current relationship status? Here we go, buckle up it's complicated.
Speaker 2:Did you go through a breakup or something?
Speaker 3:Recently. Yes, I did.
Speaker 2:How recent.
Speaker 3:Like a couple days ago.
Speaker 1:Like 72 hours ago, type shit.
Speaker 3:No, like, more like.
Speaker 1:That's three days.
Speaker 3:Like four days.
Speaker 1:Four days ago.
Speaker 3:Yeah, four days, okay, okay, and what was the reason?
Speaker 1:Oh there it goes. We'll just sip to that Now. I know you said earlier you have some very possessive traits.
Speaker 3:Does that in turn attract and?
Speaker 1:bring out a toxicity in your relationships from time to time? Potentially, no, so you're saying that none of your situations were kind of toxic.
Speaker 3:I don't think any of the guys that I've actually dated and been with like long term they never really looked at other girls. They really never. I'm not talking.
Speaker 1:I'm not talking from a cheating standpoint. I'm talking about just from a. Was there any toxic traits about it?
Speaker 3:Like to people, whether it be arguments possessiveness and stuff like that With my stuff, yes, like my stuff. I'm very possessive over, like things that are mine, like my car, my purse, my phone, like anything that is personally mine, don't touch it. So is that a button for you? Like, if someone touches, like your stuff, Don't touch it.
Speaker 1:But so is that a button for you? Like, if someone touches your stuff, let's say we go together, we mid-argument, you talking all kinds of crazy. I chuck your phone across the room.
Speaker 3:Chuck it.
Speaker 1:Chuck it.
Speaker 3:Why did you chuck it? First of all, why the fuck you chuck my phone?
Speaker 1:Why the fuck were you texting that nigga at 3 am?
Speaker 3:You wouldn't do my phone and caught me texting somebody Sure did. At 3 am.
Speaker 1:Sure did.
Speaker 3:Who was it?
Speaker 1:That nigga I seen you with at the club, that nigga.
Speaker 3:I don't do nothing but go home and come to like-.
Speaker 1:I don't care about none of that. He can talk to you between the hours of 8 pm and when you leave that motherfucker.
Speaker 3:I don't dance no more, so that wouldn't make no sense.
Speaker 1:Oh cool. So that means you really ain't got no reason to talk to nobody at 3 am.
Speaker 3:Did I respond?
Speaker 1:You sure did.
Speaker 3:What'd I say? You were like, hey, with a bunch of whys.
Speaker 1:That would never be me, yeah.
Speaker 3:I am the driest texter in the world. I don't use emojis. I don't use abbreviations I don't text back on time Three days later you will not see me. If you see a phone call with another guy and you see an hour-long phone call, then you should be concerned. I'm not concerned If you see a text in my phone and you chuck my phone at three o'clock in the morning. First of all, you're going to wake me up with some bullshit.
Speaker 1:I'm not waking you up, I'm just chucking the phone. You're chucking my phone. When you wake up, it's in pieces, it's in pieces.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can live with it. Are you going to buy her a new one? For what, oh shit?
Speaker 3:What? That PS5, that TV, that, whatever you have, will also be in pieces.
Speaker 2:That's crazy, you don't strike me as the kind of guy with a PS5, though I am, oh no.
Speaker 3:Yeah that.
Speaker 2:PS5, that jersey, that football that you have hanging up, that you're so proud of, whoa, that's memorabilia now.
Speaker 1:That's a big back up, sue it can't be none of my jerseys that I've worn over here, whatever you have, it will be destroyed, so just know.
Speaker 2:So you're going to go back 10X.
Speaker 3:Yeah, what was the point of you chucking my phone and breaking my phone? My phone's expensive, it's like $1,500.
Speaker 1:So you're going to chuck my phone.
Speaker 3:I have a Samsung S24.
Speaker 2:That's half the night at the strip club. That's it, it doesn't even matter.
Speaker 1:You can hit up one of your ex-customers to buy you another one.
Speaker 2:And pay for the rent for that month. Dog, I'm telling you.
Speaker 3:It is the policy. You chuck my phone. I'm telling you.
Speaker 1:It is the policy.
Speaker 2:You check my phone.
Speaker 3:I'm chucking you At the end of the day, something in between you or something in the house that you care about will no longer be there.
Speaker 1:So dang, so you get violent when things of yours get touched. That's crazy.
Speaker 2:Well, I mean, she's just taking violence with violence.
Speaker 3:If I was a nigga. If I was a man, you wouldn't just get up and chuck my phone.
Speaker 1:I'd have stole on you. You wouldn't do it because I'm small and weak. I'd have stole on you.
Speaker 3:You wouldn't do it because I'm going to get right up on that bed. Jump up and bop.
Speaker 1:See. So this is the second person we have dealt with that condones domestic violence. That's crazy, that's crazy.
Speaker 3:Do not condone domestic violence, but also, at the same time, do not push somebody to their limits.
Speaker 1:So what you're saying, okay, so have you ever put your? Hands on somebody.
Speaker 3:Yes, oh damn, did they hit you first no.
Speaker 2:So what made you attack first?
Speaker 3:There's like a couple of incidents where, like it's like you, fucking somebody else.
Speaker 2:No, oh, so it's not even-.
Speaker 3:It's like okay, so I'm the type of person that I have a lot of past traumas. I don't like to be trapped in a room. I don't like to be trapped. So don't trap me, Don't hold me against my will. If I want to walk out and be a mature person, that should be allowed.
Speaker 2:I agree with that. That against my will. If I want to walk out and be a mature person, that should be allowed.
Speaker 3:I agree with that that would be kidnapping. Obviously, if I feel like you were not letting me go and I feel like I am not able to move out the way and you're refusing to let me, I'm going to kick you in the nuts. Yes, kick you in the nuts.
Speaker 1:I've never kicked anybody in the nuts. Why is she looking at me like I did it Did? I've never kept anybody in the nuts.
Speaker 2:Why is she?
Speaker 1:looking at me like I did it. I don't know.
Speaker 2:Did you do it, Max? I've never held her against her will. I mean, it kind of seemed like you did.
Speaker 1:I'm the complete opposite. If you want to go, are you telling me you don't fight with me? No more, all right, cool, see you later. There's another one.
Speaker 3:I'm also like this person. Individuals like, if you're not going to be willing to back down, I'm not going to be willing to back down. We're just going at it like first person I ever put my hands on unfortunately was my baby daddy, and like I put my hands on him, like three months postpartum what do you mean by put your hands on him like punch them?
Speaker 2:oh yeah in the face yeah did?
Speaker 1:he hit you back.
Speaker 3:He got up and slammed me to the floor. He never put his hands up.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, no, because it could have been worse. It could have been way worse. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 3:He could have stood up.
Speaker 1:The anger that he felt he was also sleeping.
Speaker 3:I feel very bad for the situation. I was not in the right mental space. I just had a baby. I in the right mental space, I just had a baby. I was like stuck in the house.
Speaker 2:It was 2020, covid time. Covid, covid just hit, but everybody had to be.
Speaker 1:I feel like a lot of people got domestic violence charges in COVID Because you had to probably be shacking up with your old lady 24-7.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was out on the water every day. See, that's you, though I wish.
Speaker 3:But yeah, I just kind of lost my mind, my mind and I do feel really bad for that situation. He did not retaliate in that way. We got into two fights that night and they were both my faults and all he did was hit, pick you with the uh.
Speaker 2:Yeah, did he at least put you on the couch when he did it, or no, it was on the floor.
Speaker 3:No, it was on the floor, but I definitely deserved to be on the floor.
Speaker 1:Carpet or tile Wood.
Speaker 3:Oh, you be alright, you got a little gear. That laminate got a little gear to it. I be all right. I be all right, it wasn't that bad. I ain't going to hold you I don't know what it is about.
Speaker 1:Women, bro, bro, women, it wasn't that bad, you just body slammed.
Speaker 2:I got right back up.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm saying? She tough. You'd rather get slammed to the ground and he cold cocked.
Speaker 2:He could have You'd been asleep? Yeah, how much bigger. How much bigger than you was he.
Speaker 3:I think he was six foot. I think his height is six foot and he was like 180, 190.
Speaker 2:Oh he like nasty but 180 like filled or 180 fat.
Speaker 3:I think I would say he was pretty filled.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, damn he could have knocked you off.
Speaker 3:I'm saying like a grown man, he was strong, he was definitely strong.
Speaker 1:If a grown man, if he got mad and just hauled off and two-pieced you, you're losing a tooth, bare minimum, or breaking a jaw. Breaking a jaw, I mean.
Speaker 3:I'll crush on it At the end of the day, like I don't know what it is about.
Speaker 1:Look I'm going to say it.
Speaker 2:Sometimes Spanish women are crazy. Yes, I'm assuming you're Spanish, she's biracial. Oh, so you're white and black.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm black and white, yeah yeah, even worse.
Speaker 1:I don't like to put my hands on people. I've grown out of that. She don't know whether she wants to love black people or hate them.
Speaker 3:I love black.
Speaker 1:Who's the?
Speaker 3:black parent, my dad.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's why you, that's why she loves, black men. Yeah, there it is Makes sense. Daddy.
Speaker 2:Now it's all trash.
Speaker 3:I don't like to put my hands on people and I don't like to put my hands on men. So like I definitely have learned my lesson throughout the years, and it's not something I enjoy doing anymore, but you did, but you did. You did, you did enjoy doing anymore, but oh, wait at one point, you did at one point.
Speaker 3:You were like, I enjoyed it at one point yes, but I also grew up in a household where my mom was the dominant. She was the father and the mother and I watched my mom fight men, like I watched my mom at a very young age, like my mom is 5, 10 and she is like 175 I was about to ask you if your mom was bigger than your dad.
Speaker 3:Yeah, my mom is bigger than my dad and, like my mom can be a scary individual. So, like I grew up watching her defend herself when she had to and throughout that time period, like I feel like unfortunately, like through that, and then my brother growing up with him like unfortunately we didn't have the best relationship. Growing up we used to fight a lot like physically fight. There's times that he definitely knocked me in my shit, knocked me out. Like I went back and forth with him, we would use weapons, weapons.
Speaker 2:So yeah, like allegedly allegedly, allegedly, allegedly what kind of alleged weapons?
Speaker 3:Anything I could really find to put my hands on, like a knife. He was a lot stronger than me. I wouldn't actually cut him, but if there was times where I had to, I would use it to just defend myself and keep him at bay.
Speaker 1:Where are you?
Speaker 3:from Colorado. Oh yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 1:That makes sense Not much to do out there. Ain't, nothing else to do out there.
Speaker 2:It snows a lot Snow hike.
Speaker 1:Beat your lady, fight your lady. You know what I mean? I get it. Beat up your sister, go find Sasquatch in the woods and then snowboard down, snowboard down. It's cool, I guess. Nowadays, yeah, at halftime they're tripping on I'd rather trip on weed or shrooms.
Speaker 3:So I get it. I'd rather trip on weed or shrooms than be tripped. You know what's crazy.
Speaker 1:I said it one day. I said women of a certain age when they hit a dude, they think nigga's hand is bound by some Harry Potter spell. Fuck that. I would Wingardium Leviosa and float these hands on you. I'll tell you what I would never hit my wife.
Speaker 3:I would have min mind an equal fight.
Speaker 1:I've never hit a. I've had an ex in my past hit me with like a frying pan. What the fuck? I date Latinas, bro. Come on man, I date white chicks. I see you don't know the struggle, Well I mean her mom was white.
Speaker 2:My mom was. The inside is not white, though.
Speaker 3:My mom on the inside is very much like.
Speaker 1:She's black by insertion she has a lot of melatonin she's black by insertion. You know what I mean I mean, but in Colorado.
Speaker 2:No no no, as somebody who lived in the Midwest it's a.
Speaker 1:Thing.
Speaker 2:It is a thing, it's a.
Speaker 3:Thing.
Speaker 1:White people, just man they. They find a good-looking black dude. That ugh Ugh, well it sounds like it Easy work.
Speaker 2:So then, on a scale of one to attracted. How attracted are you to Max?
Speaker 1:Go ahead and drop that eight. Go ahead and drop that eight, I'm ready. And would you ever hook up with Max? That's crazy.
Speaker 3:Wow, that's a crazy question. Yeah, I know it's a solid eight Wow that's a crazy question yeah, I know it's a solid eight.
Speaker 2:I feel like it's a solid eight. I mean now that you're broken up and all and don't have a boyfriend.
Speaker 3:Yeah, now, I just think that you can say this yeah, I can say that you can say it now.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Can I judge him on two different aspects? Sure, go for it.
Speaker 2:What are the two?
Speaker 3:aspects.
Speaker 2:I'm ready I.
Speaker 3:I would give him his looks and his personality.
Speaker 1:Ready, there you go.
Speaker 3:So his looks are about a six, I'll take it.
Speaker 1:I'll take it. Nigga's been uglier for longer than that. Continue, Damn dog.
Speaker 2:She just dropped you right there, but his personality is like a 7.5. Where does that put him at At a solid seven.
Speaker 3:At a solid seven.
Speaker 2:I could live with it. Round it up.
Speaker 3:I love the map.
Speaker 2:I used to be an engineer. Hey, look ready, I've been called worse, really, yeah, damn. So your ex-boyfriend, where was he at? Oh yeah, go ahead and lie.
Speaker 3:What do you mean where?
Speaker 2:was he at? Well, you gave him a 6.75 average. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm ready. Where was your boyfriend? Looks personality.
Speaker 3:Gosh my ex was. I would say his looks were like an eight.
Speaker 1:Can you get a picture? I just want to be able to put that side by side.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 2:I just want to get a comparison because I need to know. So an eight in personality.
Speaker 3:He has some issues to work out but personality-wise I would give him, outside of the issues like a seven, an eight.
Speaker 1:Damn, Damn. You know what the last question is. So she's at a 7.5 with this guy.
Speaker 2:She's at a 6.75 with you.
Speaker 1:Hey look, you know what they say Damn, you're just barely there, max.
Speaker 2:You know what they say Damn. You're just barely there, Max. You know what I say. You're just falling a little bit short. That's okay, I can live with it.
Speaker 3:I know, maybe if you get them booty cheeks rolled out and they're not so tight and eating up your pants, we can talk.
Speaker 1:Damn.
Speaker 3:You want to show them how tight them cheeks are.
Speaker 1:That's cool. We're worried about the cheeks. I have no domestic violence charges.
Speaker 3:I have no charges.
Speaker 1:I have absolutely no charges here's my thing, I'm not talking about you. I'm not talking about you, nobody outside I've ever dealt with.
Speaker 3:has any charges?
Speaker 1:No cops were called. Because you won't call the cops.
Speaker 3:Situations were handled. Situations were handled and dealt with.
Speaker 2:Allegedly, allegedly, allegedly, there we go.
Speaker 1:You always got to drop that word, hey, lola I look at it like this you could get you a dude who's an eight or better and he pretty as all get out Great looking dude, treat you like trash, put his hands on you, get you a good six. We're not cheating, we ain't got no other options.
Speaker 2:It ain't gonna get much better than you. Personality wasn't there, though.
Speaker 1:It's okay, it wasn't there, but guess what I'm?
Speaker 2:gonna pay for shit, okay, but also at the same time, oh yeah, I think you gotta judge it on three aspects.
Speaker 3:Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 2:Looks personality bankroll.
Speaker 3:I don't like to judge off of money. I have incorporated a new life where because I do not want to use vin for money anymore I would rather find love um, but as sad as that is, yes, I would rather find love. So I do not judge somebody off of how much money they make, as long as they are pursuing something in their life. If they're pursuing something in their life and they have enough money to manage their finances, I think that is okay. If you are managing yourself well and you are taking care of yourself and you're able to afford a lifestyle for yourself and maybe like one other person, I think that's okay. I have an income too. So in a household where two people have an income, if we're dating, we should both be able to like, take care of that and both want to grow and succeed together.
Speaker 2:What would you say? A household income should be for a couple.
Speaker 3:Good question here, for that I would say it would need to be $5,000 to $6,000 a month.
Speaker 2:That's not much. You're a low baller.
Speaker 3:I'm not a hard person to please, but I'm just saying, if you're looking at the numbers, and you got a kid.
Speaker 2:I just heard you got a kid. I just heard, yeah, you got a little one. You said something about your baby daddy, yeah, so you got to think about it. So does the kid live with you? Yeah, she lives with me full time, so you have you, your kid, and then that person needs to take care of your kid and you while you're also working.
Speaker 3:Right yeah so ready.
Speaker 1:Off ticket.
Speaker 3:I guess, their income probably needs to be at least five to six with my supplement.
Speaker 2:There you go, yeah, that would have made more sense, because I was like together five or six.
Speaker 3:It's got to be over a hundred together at least.
Speaker 2:Yeah, at least.
Speaker 3:But also, at the same time, I feel like if you make at least the same amount of money that I do and you're growing and you're trying to do better for yourself, I do not think I should take away from you just because you do not make as much money as a millionaire.
Speaker 1:I can fuck with that. So you going 50-50 with your man.
Speaker 2:Dutch no.
Speaker 1:Okay, so now that's contradicting, because so where's your money go? Yeah, where's your money go.
Speaker 3:Groceries Gas, oh, okay, okay, I'm helping house payment car payment my car payment.
Speaker 2:I handle all my bills, so like I will handle my own yeah, so it's like a 70. It's probably like a 60 40, because if I'm also helping with groceries, like you, 60 him 40 I like it 60, so then he's taking care of the household bills yeah you're taking care of yourself and cooking food. Pretty much yeah.
Speaker 1:That's a 70-30. That's fair. That's a 70-30 at the end of the day.
Speaker 3:And then also, at the end of the day, if I'm saving money and my partner needs something, or let's say, for instance, we run into that financial situation, I'm also saving money on the side.
Speaker 1:But if he's doing 70-30 and you're not throwing ass in the house, where is the incentive?
Speaker 3:to keep putting up this ring. There's very much incentive.
Speaker 1:Max. What incentives are there?
Speaker 2:Oh, there it goes again, there it goes again.
Speaker 1:Does he get another kid?
Speaker 2:She's going to take another sip what? No, no, no, no, no, you're only 28.
Speaker 3:You can knock out like four more. I do want another kid, you want one more, I do want one more, but I want to be married first, like I don't want to have to go through another situation with another baby daddy. No more baby daddies. I get that.
Speaker 1:I get that. I refuse to do another baby mom.
Speaker 3:No more baby daddies. I'm confused bro, Tell you right now I would say it would be different if my baby daddy paid for me or took care of my bills. Wait, wait.
Speaker 2:But you just said that didn't matter. Yeah, you don't need it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you can't be a strong, independent woman and then still holler about this money. Yeah, it's against the rules Because for a second.
Speaker 2:There you were saying money don't matter. Matter Money doesn't matter as much, as much as me.
Speaker 1:It's all good.
Speaker 2:When it's convenient, oh. But if you can take care of me and my two kids, let's fucking go, let's go, let's go One kid. Well, no, I'm saying because you would have another kid. It would be two kids.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, Eventually yeah. I look at it like this I would say at the end of the day when we get there, if both have to change, something has to change. We need to advance, we need to move on with our like lives and build something more.
Speaker 1:But now you're behind the eight ball. Now you're behind the eight ball. Whoa, whoa, you got an eight ball. You started building it from the beginning. You know what I'm saying? I'm just stop it. Now that's how you do it.
Speaker 3:Look, if you need it, I know a guy mother who takes care of her child all by herself, pays for daycare loan, pays for clothing, like I have my family, don't get me wrong. I have my mom and things like that, but I do not have any additional support and it's just me with my income and that's pretty much it.
Speaker 3:so it's like, yes, do I want my baby daddy to help me more? Hell the fuck yeah. Do I want my child support to go ahead and kick in? I hope you hear this Hell the fuck yeah. So he ain't paying.
Speaker 1:No, Bet you won't say his name.
Speaker 2:You know what you probably shouldn't?
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah, you probably shouldn't For legal purposes. Yeah, I would you probably shouldn't Do not say his name. Yeah, please don't. He knows who he is.
Speaker 2:He knows who he is Just point at the camera and say you know who you are, you know why, you know who you are.
Speaker 1:Everybody else knows who you are too, so Well, I'm going to say this before we roll into the next segment and I'm going to leave it as an open question for you to take time and think about it before we get into our next segment, for women who complain about their children's father. Do you think all this would have been avoided had you spent more time in the vetting stage before you had a child?
Speaker 2:Or warn a condom.
Speaker 3:Don't answer.
Speaker 1:Don't answer, not yet. We'll be back with her answer in part three of Ali's episode.
Speaker 2:Like comment, subscribe, mash the notification button and remember I'm not fucking leaving, coming from the 6.75 max live at Febreze Frameworks studio, ah yeah.
Speaker 1:Now, here we are back as the member of the Ugly Committee. Apparently we're back with part three of her segment, and I did ask you beforehand whose chest was bigger. First off, mine.
Speaker 3:Let's stop that you have titties, it doesn't count. But I can flex them. I hear you, that's impressive, I guess.
Speaker 1:All right, let's talk about the vetting stage, before you start getting baby daddies. Okay, had you done a better you know, thorough hiring process, would you have seen the red flags? Would you have handled things differently? Would you have seen the red flags? Would you handle things differently? Like, if you could go back, would you now reevaluate differently?
Speaker 3:Of course, Like if I could go back now yeah. I would have like ended the relationship a long time ago when it comes to vetting. We were together for seven years before we even had a kid.
Speaker 3:So, we were together since we were kids and we grew up together and there was like a certain sense of loyalty that I couldn't really look past. So vetting is kind of like difficult nowadays, because it's like you can spend six months with somebody, you can spend a year with somebody, you can spend seven years with somebody. Your true colors, at the end of the day, are going to come out and it's like up to you to accept them or not do you have a type per se?
Speaker 1:yeah, black dudes? No, yeah, black dudes I mean I mean when it comes to personality wise in your partners, is there seem to be any. Are there any you know? Rollover characteristics? Funny guys like funny guys, it's not the funny guys. It's funny guys. Don't hit you Moving on. Oh shit, damn what.
Speaker 3:That is true. Usually I'm the more funny person. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:Funny guys don't do it. We'll giggle and go okay see you later.
Speaker 3:Max is like mid funny though.
Speaker 2:Oh, damn damn, she just called you mid bro. It's okay, I can eat it.
Speaker 1:I don't care.
Speaker 3:Together me and max, like are funny, wise is like elevated, but like I feel like my, my funniness and my goofiness just enhances your funniness I could say that, because I mean she did compare black people to pitbulls.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that was pretty, it was spot on.
Speaker 3:I get it right in math, like max, has a logical, like humor. Max thinks he's smarter than everybody, but he did go to college and graduated yeah, I graduated. Not so much, but did elon musk even go to college?
Speaker 1:He's rich I don't think he did. That doesn't make him smart.
Speaker 3:I don't think he did I mean to be honest, he's our. Isn't that the vice president? No, no, that's how.
Speaker 2:I know you Vice president is JD Vance.
Speaker 3:Who's that?
Speaker 2:The vice president. The vice president of the United States. I know you didn't vote for shit.
Speaker 3:I didn for shit. They didn't vote for shit because the options were shit.
Speaker 1:Oh, you didn't know who the vice president was, you didn't know who the idea was.
Speaker 3:Well, I knew it was either Trump or Kamala. I should have voted for Kamala, but I haven't registered to vote forever, I leave politics alone.
Speaker 1:I try not to. I don't do politics with people.
Speaker 2:Yay, so you said that you knew this guy for seven years, right, mm-hmm? So tell me the age in which you knew him. Like, seven years is a long time, and you're only 20.
Speaker 3:I knew him longer than seven years.
Speaker 2:I met him when I was 12.
Speaker 3:So 19. Yeah, we had an on and off relationship, so you knew him in.
Speaker 2:Colorado.
Speaker 3:No, I moved out here when I was 10, 11. So I went to.
Speaker 2:So were you midnight ballerina after you broke up with him. Yeah, there you go. That's what it was. So he turned you into a dancer.
Speaker 3:I wouldn't say he turned me into a dancer. No, because dancing wasn't on my forte immediately after I left him. Like well, turn me into a dancer was literally financially struggling and being a single mother. That's what turned me into a dancer. I needed a second income. I had a good job. I was making the most that I ever made coming out here.
Speaker 2:And then someone said yo, ali, you know what you should do Dance.
Speaker 3:Pretty much and I was like at the point I was struggling so much that, yeah, I was like I'm going to try anything at this point, because I was already working four nights a week and I couldn't really afford to get a job that I would have to have a strict schedule of coming in, like one or two days or three days or nights, because I already didn't see my kid enough. So I was like, fuck it, yeah, let's dance. It started off once a week and then it progressed to twice a week sometimes and then it progressed to be my full-time job and don't regret it was there ever a time where blow was involved?
Speaker 2:Uh-uh, no. I've been to a lot of places, bro, and let me tell you something that shit is just a stone's throw away, especially at Omnia. It's a lie.
Speaker 1:It's a legend. We have a harsh drug policy in our club. You can't find nothing in our building.
Speaker 3:Blow is not my choice of drug.
Speaker 1:So it wouldn't be something Allegedly Allegedly, you don't do drugs.
Speaker 3:Allegedly. I don't do drugs, so it wouldn't be, like one. If I was going to allegedly try them, it wouldn't be the one that I would you seem like a chill weed smoker. Yeah, yeah, you seem like a chill weed smoker.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, it's legal.
Speaker 3:It's legal.
Speaker 1:It's recreational. I mean, that's your business.
Speaker 3:It is recreational.
Speaker 2:I wake up as a mid-person.
Speaker 3:I have, you know, just weed. I'm like make it good Just weed, Like if the doctor were to ask me just weed, that's the only thing I do.
Speaker 2:You ever smoke weed in the club. Yeah, hell yeah, what club? Truth Is that a white club.
Speaker 3:Absolutely. It's called Truth, it's an urban club.
Speaker 2:It's called Truth, an urban club.
Speaker 1:I like that. What's the most anybody's thrown on you at Truth.
Speaker 2:Probably 15 pennies. You ever had change thrown on you? Definitely not.
Speaker 3:I'm like hell. What If I had change thrown at me? I probably would take my boot off and See Violent, violent, I'm just saying you could throw change at somebody in the strip club.
Speaker 2:Why. It's been the same. No, no, no, but it hurts.
Speaker 1:No, all right, look, hear me out. If he throw a roll of quarters on the stage like, just let it slide on the stage, what you mad for it's $10.
Speaker 2:A roll of quarters.
Speaker 1:Yeah, a roll of quarters is $10. Pop the top and just shoot all the corners.
Speaker 3:If you see Max in the club throwing quarters, please kick him out, because somebody's going to beat the shit out of him. I'm telling you that right now. If he starts throwing quarters on the stage, somebody's going to get him and what club they going to whoop me what club.
Speaker 2:Well, the real question is have you thrown quarters on a stage before?
Speaker 1:Absolutely not. Oh okay, Absolutely not. The way you made it sound seemed like you did.
Speaker 2:She's been in a club where I've thrown money.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah, paper, yeah, not metal. Yeah, I throw paper money, I throw a decent little chunk of change when I see you. Yeah, what if it was a roll of $1 coins?
Speaker 3:Ooh, that's like $100 on the first one. Okay, but you have to think about it. So I have been on the pole and I've been slapped in the face with money, so like, if you are throwing, I have been slapped in the face with a wad of ones. That's not his fault, though.
Speaker 3:Like holding it and just going and so it's like if I have been slapped in the face and that it like takes me back, like I'm like if you throw in quarters or like anything metal on the stage and you hit her in the head or something, she's going to have a knot on her head or she's going to get injured. So at that point you are liable to also get injured.
Speaker 1:That's crazy. It sounds like you have a problem.
Speaker 2:I'm pretty sure security is going to be.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Security where. You better when there's security at clubs, Look, look look Ready.
Speaker 3:I've only seen three places where security.
Speaker 1:I'd be like, oh, this would be a rough one At Omnia. You can throw quarters, yeah, yeah, come on down, come on down and throw a quarter. Wait, wait, that's a joke though, right? No, no, no, please, please come throw a quarter.
Speaker 3:I need you can throw $1 coins. Yeah, yeah, nothing less.
Speaker 2:Go ahead, Come throw that. Nothing less but $1 coins.
Speaker 1:Yeah yeah, that's what I got.
Speaker 3:Omnia in St Pete, downtown St Pete. Yeah, yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 1:Come on down and throw it. I got time. I got time. Now I want y'all to remember this clip, because what I'm going to do is we're going to put it up on the big screen, where a dude get body slammed off the fucking stage because you said it was okay.
Speaker 3:He said it was okay. I heard him say it was okay too. No, no, no.
Speaker 1:No, because you said yeah, you can do the umnia, yeah, go ahead. Come on now what night you work. Wednesday, Thursday, Friday you work tonight. Yeah, all right, yeah, yeah Qu I might Bring your ex.
Speaker 3:I got time, bring your ex.
Speaker 1:Bring your ex. I'll do what you should have done.
Speaker 3:Which one?
Speaker 1:Pick one. It don't matter which ex. All of them, half of them Ain't but a buck.
Speaker 3:Eighty-five You're so messed up. I love all my exes equally. You guys are all amazing. Max is just. I hate her.
Speaker 1:Why you can love them equally if you're not with them I love.
Speaker 2:I do love my eggs well, actually, that's why she loves them equally because she's not with them makes more sense now you guys were all great in your own way that's uh. That's uh. Her saying hey, some of y'all weren't as big as the other ones. Oh no, that's all I heard that's all I was like yeah, you, the one that was three inches, yeah, nah.
Speaker 1:Mr Two-Minute Yourself yeah.
Speaker 2:You were a really funny guy.
Speaker 1:Exceptionally funny. You could eat really well In a great buffet.
Speaker 2:Would you let's say a guy's three inches? Would you stay with him if he could eat really well? Ooh, good question. No, no, damn. So well. We asked kayla this what's the minimum?
Speaker 1:oh good oh yeah, I forgot about this one actually the audience asked it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah minimum is like six and a half seven so that's why you hate white guys. Listen I'm not gonna lie. I'm like some white guys are packing how would you know.
Speaker 2:Some of them are like going yeah, how do you know? There's a lot of porn out there nowadays. How would you know though?
Speaker 1:Have you ever experienced it personally? Yeah, no.
Speaker 2:Well then, how do you know they?
Speaker 3:are. I've seen them in porn. In porn, that doesn't count.
Speaker 1:What.
Speaker 2:That doesn't count. Porn's fake that doesn't count. What? That doesn't count. Porn's fake, porn's fake, that doesn't count. And the one white guy out of you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:That's one in a thousand. I mean, I feel like they're growing. I feel like in the recent society they might be evolving.
Speaker 1:I don't know, white women are evolving.
Speaker 3:White women are evolving White women are evolving, they're getting thick and they have big titties and they treat us better.
Speaker 1:That's crazy.
Speaker 2:Well, I mean, you know what I normally see Like a really fat white chick with a skinny black dude.
Speaker 1:Hey, first off, he needs to pay rent. He needs to pay rent. He needs a warm bed at night.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I mean, can we just go back to Max says that white chicks treat them better. Than black women. Are you sure that that's not just like your perspective?
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 3:Or like your personality Like. I feel like black women do treat men well.
Speaker 1:I didn't say they didn't.
Speaker 3:Better than white women.
Speaker 1:Have you ever dated a white woman Dated all ages. I'm an equal opportunist over here, no.
Speaker 2:I mean, it's fair.
Speaker 1:I believe it.
Speaker 3:Speaking like, just like cultural differences.
Speaker 1:I like who likes me. What's your baby mama? Puerto Rican.
Speaker 3:Mm-hmm, oh, latinas bro, he likes Spanish girls. Spanish girls, that's his thing. Spanish girls, how do you know Spanish women?
Speaker 2:You just said it on the podcast.
Speaker 1:Yeah, true, yeah, okay, ready, I've dated everything.
Speaker 2:I'm not going to rule you out because of your race. We're not talking about fucking, we're talking about dating. I'll date you, regardless of your race. What like two months and then hey?
Speaker 1:No, no, no, I'll date you until it go left.
Speaker 3:Until you cook him dinner and there's no seasoning on your food, hey, call it what you want.
Speaker 1:I had a white girl mate, and there's no.
Speaker 3:A European food, I'm sorry, italian White.
Speaker 1:That wouldn't count as white kid.
Speaker 3:Well, I don't know.
Speaker 2:Italian's pretty close to Africa.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm saying it's literally right there, Ah, yeah see, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:Like, as she said, I'm like mm, but they're white there.
Speaker 1:Some of them. There's white people in Africa.
Speaker 3:Yeah, there are. Not the majority.
Speaker 1:South Africa.
Speaker 2:There's a lot of white people.
Speaker 3:Yeah it's South Africa, okay, but the majority like Okay, you don't even fit either side.
Speaker 2:So who are you arguing for? Actually, she fits both sides Exactly, so why?
Speaker 3:do you hate?
Speaker 2:your white people. I don't hate my white people.
Speaker 1:Why I love all people Does your mama cook?
Speaker 3:Yeah, my mom can cook.
Speaker 1:Is she white? Yes, then what are we arguing about? What does she cook?
Speaker 3:I feel, like she learned, oh my God, my mom could throw down and barbecue. She can make chicken, she can make almost anything. So you're saying that?
Speaker 1:only Southern style foods are black related.
Speaker 3:I would say so.
Speaker 2:That's crazy. I didn't say that. I would say that.
Speaker 1:Creole would fall into that, my mom can't make. Creole, but that's what I'm saying, but I would associate it with a lot of black people because they have Haitians, or my mom can't, my mom can't make that, basically that that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:My mom makes the basic American food hamburgers, hot dogs.
Speaker 1:Hamburgers Ready. Watch this American food. Hamburgers and hot dogs are both German.
Speaker 2:Try, not the Oscar Mayer wieners hot dogs like those ones you see.
Speaker 3:when she said wieners, she was looking straight into the camera. She was trying to find wieners Oscar. Mayer, wieners, those ones Look but I'm saying it, those are very much American.
Speaker 1:They're not American, oscar Mayers, those are German things.
Speaker 2:You cannot say, that soul food, southern food, isn't predominantly black.
Speaker 1:I'm not saying it's not, but I'm saying that's not the only food associated with our people.
Speaker 2:You ain't cooking fucking chicken with yellow rice and black beans. Man, who, not I will? That's not what I mean. Oh, you're saying like culturally, yeah, got you.
Speaker 1:Exactly I mean. But you know, you get them African food, but I've eaten Ethiopian. We're eating Ethiopian food.
Speaker 2:Gas, gas, not my. Thing bro I had that with the Bennu and I had to dip it and eat it with my hands and I was like tastes good, it's just a lot of work.
Speaker 1:It is. It is a lot of work, you know what I mean, but it's just taste-wise solid.
Speaker 3:Sure, I didn't like it. Solid, a lot of work, though Absolutely, absolutely.
Speaker 1:I'm not mad at that. What I didn't like it. We know You're not one of us.
Speaker 2:There's a lot of African restaurants in Wesley Chapel yeah there is.
Speaker 3:A shit ton.
Speaker 2:And I don't know if you've ever eaten Indian food. Indian is solid.
Speaker 1:But it's blow your booty hole out. Oh yeah, yeah, I can't eat it and stay at Like once I'm done. We got a 20 minute timer to get home. We got 20 minutes.
Speaker 2:You got enough time to get home, because I'm just running straight to the bathroom. It goes in my mouth and I'm just running straight to it.
Speaker 1:Nah, I can't. I got to do it at my house. Man, that curry dog.
Speaker 3:I'm trying to get comfortable when I do it what I feel like there's so much I could say about that, but just not we're all equal opportunity.
Speaker 2:Racists here.
Speaker 3:Yeah, go ahead. I feel like the smell that just comes with curry is just so bad? Oh, it smells like shit and it's just like you know, when you walk into the restaurant and you smell it, it's like. And then you go outside and like you're working out and it's like.
Speaker 1:Coming out your pores.
Speaker 3:Yeah, coming out your pores. And then it's like well, this is rough. Stuck on your clothes.
Speaker 2:Like that shit stinks, but it tastes good it's okay.
Speaker 3:I like it there's a lot of things I mean there's a lot of things that taste good, that, like you know, that don't smell great name three no that just don't smell like that.
Speaker 2:You know, I think I I think I knew where you were going with that. I was like what are you talking about? What do you mean? It depends on the person, depends on the person.
Speaker 3:You know what I mean. What topic are we on?
Speaker 2:We were talking about food Some people have and some people just don't like it. Some people have toxic.
Speaker 1:You know nether regions. You know what I mean Nether regions. Yeah, some people you know have toxic nether regions.
Speaker 3:I've never heard that.
Speaker 1:You've never. So no one's ever referred to your hoo-ha as toxic or nether region.
Speaker 3:Woo Toxic in like smelling or toxic? No, never in smelling.
Speaker 1:Never smelling or taste. Let's just call it in nature then, I've tasted some nickels before.
Speaker 3:Yeah, no, not me Red wings, like if I was like a Google review, it would be five stars.
Speaker 1:So no one would ever refer to your, who has toxic Not in smell, but just in nature.
Speaker 3:One person has referred to it in toxic.
Speaker 2:One person has why?
Speaker 1:Give us a reason why quote, unquote, verbatim.
Speaker 3:Why don't you just tell? I don't wait why would, why would? He know wait, oh okay, quote unquote verbatim I either have the hoo-ha that will make somebody want to do better and stick around and provide for me, or it's toxic enough to be like, yeah, I'm not going nowhere for the rest of my life.
Speaker 2:You said that Max.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm, you said that I may or may not have Allegedly.
Speaker 3:Allegedly.
Speaker 1:Allegedly, because that's the two versions of do what she gets. It's either Woman beaters yeah, woman beaters or I'm never leaving you Time out.
Speaker 3:Nobody has beat me, I have been you told us you got body slammed.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's not beating you ate that If.
Speaker 3:I'm like If I'm full, I'm strong. Okay, time out. I'm strong If I'm full. Out trying to hit somebody in their face and whooping them and like punching them Go ahead and throw a punch.
Speaker 2:Throw a punch. Throw a jab, throw a punch. I'm a little drunk now.
Speaker 1:Throw a jab. Go ahead, you only have one. Come on throw a jab. Come on, throw a jab. Oh, that's not bad, that's cool, but her whole face wide open. No, it's not.
Speaker 3:No, she had one up Like that, just straight.
Speaker 1:Nah, the first one you threw that hand was to a guy. Listen also at the same time.
Speaker 3:As a female, you should know if you are hitting somebody continuously, you are going to cause a reaction. There is no point for you to put your hands on somebody. Not even I should have put my hands on somebody in that situation. So, yes, yes, there is a cause and reaction. He could have done worse, but, yes, if I'm beating somebody up and I'm swinging on somebody and I'm hitting them and I'm causing them bodily harm, most, most men would just grab you from behind and restrict your movement but like if I'm hitting you from the front and the only way you can grab me is from the front, like yes, you're to grab me and kind of slam me, I don't.
Speaker 2:How come you don't go kick to the nuts first? That makes no sense to me. You kick to the nuts first, then punch away.
Speaker 3:I want a fair fight.
Speaker 2:There is no rules in street fighting. There is no rules in street fighting. We will start fair, or maybe in domestic.
Speaker 3:We will start fair, because I have a little man syndrome and I feel like I am bigger than what I am.
Speaker 2:And.
Speaker 3:I feel like, at the end of the day, there's a lot of situations in my past where I used to beat guys up and like you know like I beat my brother up, we beat each other up.
Speaker 2:And you slashed him with a couple knives, allegedly Allegedly.
Speaker 3:I wouldn't say that I slashed him.
Speaker 1:See it be the shit like that where girls know that guys ain't really going for the most part ain't going to really take off on you.
Speaker 3:You have to know who you're dealing with. Yeah, that's a fact though. That's a fact though.
Speaker 1:I feel like it's a punk move because you're going to hit me, knowing full well I'm probably not going to swing on you like a dude, but some dudes will do that. But I'm saying but like, if you know enough about me to know, Ray Rice hey look, I wouldn't hey listen.
Speaker 3:I've had some guys eat that and then turn around and Both black.
Speaker 1:Cold cock deck you.
Speaker 3:Nah.
Speaker 2:You ever been Ray Rice or P Diddy?
Speaker 3:No, I've had, I've punched some guy and then Turn around and have the best, like oh you're toxic.
Speaker 2:Not toxic. That's what she likes. She wants physical pain.
Speaker 1:She's trying to get angry sex out of it. She wants a domestic violence charge to cause angry sex. Oh, you want Chris Brown and Rihanna time. That's wild. It's a Bobby Brown kind of shit over here. Yeah, you're going to have Bobby Whitney love. No, oh, it makes sense you literally said it.
Speaker 2:You literally just said it. You literally said it. Let me ask you a question Do you like getting choked?
Speaker 3:During intercourse sometimes. Sometimes, Sometimes, sometimes, I like to be loved.
Speaker 2:What about a slap?
Speaker 3:Sometimes I don't. What about a slap?
Speaker 2:Yeah, and we're not talking to the ass, we're talking to the face. Just one quick one, just a quick one.
Speaker 3:Do I have my glasses on? Nah, oh, no, no, oh no, oh, you mean currently right now, or do you mean? While In the moment, in the moment, nah, no glasses, no glasses.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'll take it, and a little bit harder than what a person would normally slap.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:There you go See.
Speaker 1:Toxic, I'm telling you, she likes a little like.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you're faking A little sting, Like I don't want it to bruise or anything like that, but like a little sting.
Speaker 1:She wants to be thrown around. That's crazy. You just like rough things in life? I'll tell you?
Speaker 3:I'm 5'7", allegedly. How much do you weigh? I weigh 141 pounds.
Speaker 2:You 5'7" 5'7", 140 pounds. That's why she's going for the six foot 180 pounds 180, just so they can't be bigging up the whooper.
Speaker 1:That's only a 40 pound difference.
Speaker 3:If they're a little out of shape, they're kind of slow.
Speaker 1:Yeah, boy. Can get around that Still sit on that belly though. So what's the biggest guy you would date, like what's the heaviest? You would date a guy Like not fit, not fit, not fit, just fat, not like a NFL lineman where he's mostly muscle.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we're talking about like out of weight or out of what do you call it? Out of shape, Out of shape.
Speaker 3:Ooh, like 200?
Speaker 2:200's not that big. Yeah, it's not that big. Yeah, damn 200's not that big.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:What about 350 pounder?
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah, 300 pounds. Six, five, 300.
Speaker 2:Two feet. I just feel like Dick's long enough to get over the belly, I'll try to take it.
Speaker 3:If you have to lift it to grab it, it's not for me.
Speaker 1:Say that again.
Speaker 3:That wouldn't have been 200. If you have to lift it, to grab it, to clean it, to wipe it, Are you talking about lifting your belly? Yeah, it's not for me.
Speaker 2:Can we think of a person that has to lift their belly to grab a seat?
Speaker 1:I don't know nobody that big personally.
Speaker 3:I don't know you. I've never seen you, manny. Maybe, maybe, no, no, no the bigger you are, the worse your bathroom smells, and then you end up bringing your toilet seat and then you can't whoop him.
Speaker 1:The bigger he is, you can't whoop him.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, All you got to do is lay on top of him. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:You put your hands on a 300-pounder. If he, even open-hand, mushes you, you might lose a jaw. I played around with a linebacker before like a real NFL linebacker A a linebacker before. Like a real NFL linebacker A linebacker is not 300 pounds.
Speaker 2:A linebacker is not fat. We wrestled, he was 300 pounds.
Speaker 1:He was about 300 pounds when he was six. Yeah, but he's not fat. He's not fat, though. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:He may have some fat, but the majority of it is muscle. That's muscle.
Speaker 3:That is true. He definitely threw my ass.
Speaker 1:Yeah, did he body showing me? I wouldn't say none of that. No, we played. Oh Aw, you hooked up with an NFL player. Anyway, we'll be back.
Speaker 3:We didn't hook up, we didn't hook up.
Speaker 1:We didn't hook up. No, we didn't. Nfl lovers, we'll be back. We did not hook up.
Speaker 2:She's lying. We did not hook up.
Speaker 1:I promise you We'll be back with the question and answer part. We're back with part four of Miss Allie's episode of In Matthew Trust. We're going to leave your personal life alone real quick.
Speaker 1:Thank you, just a little bit, but I'm doing something a little different today. Okay, these are slight tweets and I just want your reaction to them. Okay, a man said every morning I kiss. Every morning, before I go to work, I kiss my wife on her forehead while she sleeps. The one day I wake up and I'm running late for work, I forget to kiss her on her forehead. I get a text at work saying I guess love don't live here no more. Why are women toxic like that?
Speaker 3:First of all, do not wake me up out of my sleep to kiss me on my forehead.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, it's not waking. Go out on about your weight no, no, no, it's not the way. Go out on about your weight, no, no, he just while you sleep right on the forehead.
Speaker 2:Ew. First of all, why is she sleeping while he's going to work dog?
Speaker 3:Because some people get up. Bitch needs a job dog. But no, I don't like being first of all that would wake me up out of my sleep to kiss me on my forehead. I hate that. Really I hate that, and then my forehead afterwards, depending on when you brush your teeth.
Speaker 1:What if you sloshed on my forehead? He had to brush it before he kissed you. He's all the way out the door.
Speaker 3:And your lips are a little wet.
Speaker 2:Romance is dead nowadays, so what if he just slips it in before work? Ooh, good point.
Speaker 3:I mean sometimes that's okay.
Speaker 2:But not a kiss on the forehead.
Speaker 1:The audacity. Priorities, the universal symbol of I adore you. Not okay, slut you out while you sleep. Borderline rape yeah, do that. That's not rape.
Speaker 3:It's not rape. She's aline rape. Yeah, do that. That's not rape. It's not rape, she's a significant other. Yeah.
Speaker 2:How's that rape?
Speaker 3:I'm a consenting adult yeah.
Speaker 1:How you consenting in your sleep.
Speaker 2:Because as soon as it goes in, she's going to be like, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1:Especially if he's. Well, it depends Is he white or black, Because apparently it makes a difference.
Speaker 2:Well, it's only going to be black with her.
Speaker 1:You never know, she might find a mixed gentleman.
Speaker 3:Will you still be part black?
Speaker 1:There you go. What if he's black and Asian?
Speaker 3:That'd be nice, we'd have pretty babies.
Speaker 2:That'd be really small yeah.
Speaker 1:Tiny little guy, Look five, six.
Speaker 2:Shorter than you.
Speaker 3:Ooh, I can't.
Speaker 2:I mean, I have no height judgments, Don't get me wrong.
Speaker 3:Actually, you kind of did. I like you just have to be on the same height level. Let me ask you a question.
Speaker 2:If there was a dude the same height as you and you wore heels, and now you're taller than he is, that's all right.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Cool, oh shit.
Speaker 3:I don't know. Go short, kings, go short kings. Napoleon syndrome. Napoleon style baby Not all women discriminate against your height.
Speaker 1:Oh, let's go, she's short king level. You get a couple brownie points back. All right, the next one. The next one, I was as a guy. My wife slapped the shit out of me because I was smiling in my sleep. What the fuck is wrong with women?
Speaker 3:I don't think I'm an average woman.
Speaker 1:Have you ever smacked a dude in his sleep?
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 1:Just when he's awake.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Have you ever had the dream that a man's cheating on you and then confront him later about it?
Speaker 2:No, but you have had that kind of dream. Have you had that dream? No?
Speaker 1:But you have had that kind of dream, have you had that dream, no.
Speaker 2:And then you woke up pissed off no, none of that, really, that's rare. That might be the only person I've ever heard.
Speaker 1:You might be the only girl I know who's never had the years of cheating on your dream.
Speaker 2:My wife's had that dream and she literally woke up pissed at me Mad at you the rest of the day.
Speaker 1:What the fuck? Yeah, fuck, really yeah, it'll ruin the whole day.
Speaker 2:That's crazy.
Speaker 3:I was like what'd I?
Speaker 2:do you cheated on me?
Speaker 3:I'm like what. I would never think that any of the guys that I was with would cheat on me.
Speaker 2:I mean when you're not throwing that ass out there.
Speaker 1:Why wouldn't they cheat on you?
Speaker 3:I just don't. I think that like she got a million dollars.
Speaker 2:I think that I just provide provide a service and I provide what's needed to keep my relationship happy. Do they get every hole but the ear hole, whoa?
Speaker 1:I heard that from yesterday. Kay, the ear hole's available. That's crazy, no.
Speaker 3:No, they get every hole but the ear hole. That's crazy. I don't like two holes, but like you can get the other ones, it's okay.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay.
Speaker 2:I'm with you. That's why they stay. I'm with you, I'm with you. That's why they ain't getting beat up.
Speaker 1:I was going to say they may not cheat on me, but I'm going to whoop their ass, not all of them? Is it because you're not worried about them cheating? Because you know you'll whoop them Like you debo in a relationship?
Speaker 3:No, look at that bitch again, I dare you. I feel like when you're dating somebody and you're dating with intention, like you can kind of fill out a vibe and you can reciprocate feelings and emotions for people. So I feel like I don't know, like I just I've never been in that situation where I was cheated on.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, so I'll have to ask that question have you ever been cheated on?
Speaker 3:Yeah, I've never been cheated on. I don't think I ever will be cheated on. The men that I've been with in my past. They're just not that type and I can kind of wean it out from the beginning. So if I go over to your house and like you're on some fuckboy vibes, like we're not going to go any further than your fuckboy vibes, so there's going to be no relationship. There's going to be no us being seen in public.
Speaker 2:Interesting.
Speaker 1:That's why I have a question, though from this one's a question from the IG Do women worry about the performances in bed, or is that only men?
Speaker 3:Oh no, I feel like we worry about the performances in bed.
Speaker 1:Or is that only men? Oh no I. I feel like we worry about it.
Speaker 3:I feel like there's less pressure on y'all, though no, I feel like there's a lot of pressure, like everybody wants to be the like. That's a way. Everybody wants to be the wettest, everybody wants to be the wildest, everybody wants to be the freakiest. At the end of the day, they want their partner to be satisfied with what they're in.
Speaker 2:Rob Markman, but I feel like so. Part two would be what's the wildest you ever got? You getting tied up, you tying him up. I mean, what's going on?
Speaker 1:here. What are we doing, champ? Yeah, nah, nah, nah, nah, she's got to do that. Nah, you can talk about DV, but we can't talk about the extra shit. That's crazy.
Speaker 3:She can talk about knocking motherfuckers up, you can talk about double vaginals, huh, oh no, domestic violence.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we can talk about that, but we can't talk about the wildest thing, that's wild?
Speaker 3:I am not that wild.
Speaker 2:I mean like, but something. Let me ask you a question. You take a sip or not? Have you ever dropped your head at the edge of the bed and just you know, Woo what?
Speaker 1:do you mean she don't know, she don't know, she don't know? Okay, you haven't had that experience in your life yet. No, not yet.
Speaker 3:Head over the edge of the bed and opened your mouth.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, yeah, that took you too long. That's not too wild.
Speaker 3:No, that's not wild at all.
Speaker 1:That's a Tuesday. That's a Tuesday, that's a.
Speaker 3:Tuesday no, really, that is a Tuesday.
Speaker 2:What about Wednesdays?
Speaker 1:Yeah, what's up with Wednesdays? What's today? Friday? What's up with Fridays?
Speaker 2:Yeah, what's up with Fridays? What's?
Speaker 3:up with Fridays. There's no special days of the week. The shop is open from 10 to 2.
Speaker 1:10 am to 2 pm or 10 pm to 2 am 10 am to 2 pm.
Speaker 2:You ever had the devil's threesome yeah?
Speaker 3:No, what is that?
Speaker 1:It's like getting Eiffel Tower. Well, if you know, you know.
Speaker 2:No, I, no, I'm not I haven't gone too far, but like if you ever had a threesome no, not yet.
Speaker 3:I want to one day. And then your boyfriend say no, um I thought you can't.
Speaker 1:I thought you can't do it with like a significant other one of them did say no really why? Because he cared about.
Speaker 3:He didn't want to be with anybody else but like me yeah.
Speaker 2:How about the early days of midnighting? I mean shit, you didn't have any boyfriends. That said yo just get her, her and her.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, I did, I did.
Speaker 2:And you said no.
Speaker 3:No, I never said no, I would have done it eventually.
Speaker 2:They wouldn't do it. Yeah, she whooped his ass before it got there. No, no, I'm talking about the extra girls.
Speaker 3:Any of this. Yeah, the extra girls, they wouldn't do it.
Speaker 2:They were like damn that motherfucker ugly over there, that's your boyfriend. Damn dating 6.75.
Speaker 1:Dating 6.75,. That's crazy.
Speaker 3:Dead ass. Damn, that should have been an eye-opener where you're like oh fuck. I don't mind. Say it, just fucking say it, just fucking say it. I don't judge off of looks, I'm a personality person. If we could vibe and we can kick it and we can have a good time together, laugh, chill, like well, the other bitches are judging off of looks yeah, and they're like it ain't looking right but, look, they're not happy at the end of the day and they get cheated on, and then it's like this whole long drama and blah, blah, blah.
Speaker 3:Like I'm not I mean, I might have my emotional traumas but like I'm not worried about the next girl next to me because I'm not getting cheated on, like I feel like you date betas uh, I wouldn't say betas necessarily. I've dated some alphas, but I just feel like I don't date guys and like I don't like guys that like to be in the public light either. So like I like, to date guys.
Speaker 2:She was looking at you when she said that.
Speaker 3:I just was making eye contact.
Speaker 2:She was looking in the public light.
Speaker 3:I don't date guys in the public light Get over it. Oh, except for the linebacker.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the NFL guy.
Speaker 3:We didn't date guys in the public. Get over it, oh, except for the linebacker.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the NFL guy. We didn't date, we hung out.
Speaker 3:We were good friends Poor gay guy, great friends. He was a good time how good of a time, I don't know. We danced, we chalked it up.
Speaker 2:Did anybody enter anybody? No, doesn't sound like that fun of a time that. Did anybody enter anybody?
Speaker 1:No, it doesn't sound like that fun of a time. That's a mediocre time. Sometimes you don't always got to penetrate to have a good time. Well, I'm glad you mentioned a good time, because there is a time that we hung out. Are you going to show the photo? I'm not going to show the photo, but I'll tell the story. So there was a time that you were going through it from somebody, one of these random niggas you either beat up on, got beat up on by, however you want to.
Speaker 3:They don't beat up on me.
Speaker 1:You got slammed however you want to call it, whatever the case may be. So we go. We're going to Ybor, going to Prana, and someone says they can handle their liquor.
Speaker 3:I can't handle my liquor. By the way, how old was she at the?
Speaker 1:time. This was like last year 27.
Speaker 3:So this was recent.
Speaker 1:This is recent January.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:January or so this year, this year, so yeah, not even that long ago. So she said I can hang. I got it. I said look, it's a little different because I know everybody. So every time we hit a floor they're going to offer us a shot. I'm good, I got it, I'm ready, she gets there.
Speaker 3:I was on no food, I told him. I didn't eat. I told him I didn't eat. When I got there I was like I didn't have time to get food.
Speaker 2:What time was it?
Speaker 3:Like 9.30.
Speaker 1:It was not 9.30 when you got there. You left where you were at, so you had 17 hours to eat food from the previous day.
Speaker 3:I was working all day. I was working all day.
Speaker 2:Working where.
Speaker 3:What was I wearing?
Speaker 2:No, working where.
Speaker 3:Oh, at the clinic, at the vet clinic.
Speaker 1:So you're telling me they don't give you no lunch break. You could have ate dog treats. What are you talking about?
Speaker 3:I was working at Beacon Veterinary Emergency Clinic down in Riverview off of 301 and Big Bend. So for any of your emergencies, if you're having any pet needs, come see me they ain't have no doggy treats you get commission from saying that what's up? No, maybe I'll raise, though you know what I mean.
Speaker 1:You can cut it out. Wait, wait, wait. What's the place called again?
Speaker 3:Beacon Veterinary Emergency Hospital.
Speaker 1:Beacon.
Speaker 2:It's got to be sad seeing a lot of animals die every day.
Speaker 3:I don't see them die every day. I mean, sometimes we keep things on.
Speaker 2:I had to put down my Yorkie a couple months ago.
Speaker 3:Oh, I'm sorry. What was wrong with him?
Speaker 1:I'm throwing.
Speaker 2:She had blood in her lungs, and then I buried her in my backyard.
Speaker 3:Hey, you know what's crazy Did she have a heart murmur?
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Oh, I'm sorry. So well me and my wife.
Speaker 2:We got a beaver yurkey now, so oh, it's 2500 later I love you, jesus.
Speaker 1:That's expensive dog yeah, no shit, dude I'm the one to pay for it.
Speaker 2:Trust me.
Speaker 1:I know how expensive it is. You know it's crazy. She says she didn't have time to get food right. There's a a Wendy's and a McDonald's. There's a Wendy's in the same shop.
Speaker 2:First of all, there's a Acropolis off of 7th Ave.
Speaker 3:I had to go home and get dressed because Max was on a time schedule and he said that we're going out at this time. So I need to go home and get ready, but he's on a time schedule.
Speaker 2:I want to know this. What was the time schedule about? I told her to be there by 11. Because you're blaming her, I told her to be there by 11. I said be there by 11. And what time did you get off work? 8.
Speaker 1:Bruh.
Speaker 2:Three fucking hours, that's what.
Speaker 1:I'm saying so ready. And you didn't have no food at home. No, literally before she turns out. No, I had to get ready Before she even has to turn. Edge of conflict there's a Wendy's, there's a McDonald's. Taco Bell Ew.
Speaker 2:Where the Seminole Heights serial killer was.
Speaker 1:Wait, wait, wait, ready, ready, ready. Chick-fil-a First Watch Ew Moe's.
Speaker 2:Ew.
Speaker 3:Penthouse.
Speaker 1:IHOP Texas Roadhouse.
Speaker 3:Ew.
Speaker 1:Longhorn Steakhouse. Oh, the hib to get something to eat.
Speaker 3:You wanted to take me out.
Speaker 1:Was this a date or what was this? First off, I invite her out for drinks. I ain't saying nothing about it.
Speaker 2:What was this? Was this a date? January this year? This was clearly before your new guy. That is now your old guy.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So was Max taking you out on a date. Is that what this was?
Speaker 3:No, it wasn't a date we were hanging out as friends oh okay, did your friends bring?
Speaker 1:any other girls along? No, I met a girl, so you were the only chick Debbie.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, Debbie was great. Yeah, she met my people work at the club yeah that's right. Shout out to Debbie.
Speaker 1:Debbie, my little brother Turtle, was in there. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2:Turtle Shout out to Debbie. Debbie, my little brother Turtle was in there.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean? Turtle Lake from Montrush, mm-hmm, something like that. Yeah, he's like that Same shit.
Speaker 2:But yeah, all the bartenders, I knew them so then she takes up four horsemen On the first floor.
Speaker 1:There's three floors right. Then she makes friends with Debbie and Debbie is the type of bartender that's not going to let you stop drinking. So she's like let's go see Debbie. I don't know if you want to do that.
Speaker 3:Shout out to Debbie.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Debbie's just handing her shots and I'm just like for free, Allegedly Okay, Some of it may have made my time, but either way. But then we go to each floor and they're like oh, you know, Max here.
Speaker 3:I think you did a shot on every floor, yeah, and then I got on the pole. There's a strip pole in Piranha, if you guys didn't know.
Speaker 1:On the third floor.
Speaker 3:And then on the third floor and I climbed up.
Speaker 1:I climbed up.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, there's five floors. Oh shit, the rooftop was on the fifth floor.
Speaker 3:I haven't been there in so long and I right down and fell right back down.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, no, no. She was going to go do a move and just Right off the whole platform, the whole. So it's like if this is the pole in the middle of the room, she fell off the whole platform.
Speaker 3:But I got up and started twerking. I got up and started twerking and all you saw was people around me with their phones like yeah, and then they put it back on stage and let her do it again.
Speaker 1:I'm over here like it was the time of my life. I had so much fun and then it was great.
Speaker 3:And then I went and threw up in an alley and I saw a rat pass me while somebody held my hair back.
Speaker 2:Did you mistake a rat by a rooster? Maybe Because there are roosters.
Speaker 3:No, no, I think there was a rooster and a rat out there.
Speaker 1:There was both. Yeah, it was like a Disney cartoon. And then how did you feel the next day?
Speaker 3:Oh, my God.
Speaker 1:Fighting for your life.
Speaker 3:It was pale. I probably should have went to the hospital, to be honest.
Speaker 2:No, you just go to an IV center and get rehydrated Boom you're good to go.
Speaker 1:Probably should have.
Speaker 3:It wasn't my fault. I look like shit. I think I went to work that night and I was like.
Speaker 2:At Beacon or at PH. At Beacon oh okay, Because it sounds like you're still. I mean shit. You had no hesitation to get on that pole.
Speaker 3:No, I never will have the hesitation to get on the pole.
Speaker 1:I mean like beeline for it.
Speaker 3:Beeline Really.
Speaker 1:It just made it into the pool. Was anybody on the?
Speaker 2:pool. No, nah, just me, if there was, would you have pushed the bitch over and?
Speaker 1:just been like At that point, as lit as she was absolutely.
Speaker 3:At that point I probably would have been like, oops, I'm going to get up here now and Max probably would have had to come and get me because I mean your luck.
Speaker 2:Do you even remember?
Speaker 3:oh, my gosh. Yeah, I remember I came back to the bar and then I put my leg I that was like my first time that I did a full air split like I did a. I did a split with one foot on the ground I'm standing at the bar.
Speaker 1:She walks up to me. She leg on the bar.
Speaker 3:I said oh, okay, it was like all the way up here. Yeah, what's?
Speaker 1:an air split so she's standing straight up and it puts this leg straight up, mm-hmm. So, mind you, I'm trying to, I'm ordering, I'm ordering, I'm talking to the bartenders, I know and like bushing with them, I turn around and it's just leg in the air. How?
Speaker 2:tall is this bar? It's like a 10 foot room. Yeah, how'd you get your leg down?
Speaker 3:Oh, I just put it down, no, she was standing on the floor.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah, one foot, and then another foot up on the board.
Speaker 3:Like this foot was up and then I just released it and it came down, you know.
Speaker 1:That's it.
Speaker 2:So still flexible still agile. Flexible while drunk.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It was great, any bruises.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 2:Even after ragdolling it from the pool all the way to the floor. I would say you had to have a bruise on. I think maybe I did.
Speaker 1:I would say, once you fell, you fell kind of hard dude.
Speaker 3:Anytime I drink, there's a bruise somewhere.
Speaker 2:So we're going to bring in a pool real quick.
Speaker 1:Let's see what happens, at least she's already down for that?
Speaker 3:I would totally be down for it. No, we don't have one. No, not in here. No, no, this is not. The ceiling would literally collapse. This is a professional studio.
Speaker 2:We can't do those things. I mean, they got the one that you just put on. It doesn't touch the ceiling, yeah, and it knocks over and shit, no, no, you can put this on in the drywall, bro.
Speaker 1:Cool man, it's not that kind of show, Mm-mm. But okay, do you ever regret any part of your life, Like any parts of it, Like any decisions you made during dance or life, career-wise, anything? Of that nature, knocking people out, you know whatever, Putting your hands on motherfuckers you shouldn't have.
Speaker 3:Nowadays, I've learned a way to hold you back. There's no reason you should regret your life at all the mistakes and decisions that happen. You learn from them and you grow from them and at the end of the day you try not to make those same mistakes again. So no decision that I've made in my past do I necessarily regret, because I'm a strong individual now and you've learned.
Speaker 1:Now you've learned your triggers.
Speaker 3:I've learned my triggers. I've learned my. I've learned my triggers. I've learned my. I've learned my issues. I've learned what I need to work on as a person. I know I've learned, like you know, going through my spiritual journey, like trying to find God, things like that, Like there's a lot and start being ancient niggas. Continue. They're not shit. I mean they are not shit, but they're not not shit. Okay.
Speaker 2:So no regerts.
Speaker 3:No regerts, never will have regerts, ever. I'm the type of person if you want to get naked, run out on the beach, you should get naked and go run out on the beach. You maybe never will get the opportunity again.
Speaker 1:Or you'll go to jail for public indecency Not at night.
Speaker 3:Not at night.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you'll go to jail for public indecency? Not at night. Not at night.
Speaker 3:Yeah, she didn't say at night at first Skinny dipping, and they also have public nudity beaches that you can do it legally.
Speaker 2:So have you ever been to Caliente?
Speaker 3:No, I want to though.
Speaker 2:Oh, so you're a nudist.
Speaker 3:I would love to live my life as a nudist.
Speaker 2:So let me ask you a question Does it piss you off that these gentlemen's clubs don't allow you to be nude?
Speaker 3:No no.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 3:I feel like there is a certain level, like when it comes to dancing, that I don't cross.
Speaker 2:I don't dance full nude because but you take your top off and then you have pasties.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So technically you're not nude, but have you ever just popped them pasties off? That's a yes, yes, off? That's a yes, yes, yeah, that's a yes, I mean there's some places you don't even have to wear pasties.
Speaker 3:so, yeah, it's called Mon's Venus in 2001.
Speaker 2:I don't have the nicest boobs in the world either.
Speaker 3:So it's like my boobs aren't really attracting people to the show.
Speaker 2:Well, they're bigger than Max's, I mean.
Speaker 3:You're right, yeah, I mean You're right yeah.
Speaker 2:He has tiny titties. You're right, you said you could flex them. Do it. Are you seeing any flex Max? You see it don't, you, you see it up top.
Speaker 3:I don't, I don't, you see it up top, don't you? Oh, okay, that looks more like your shoulder. Okay, it's my titty. They're just small, so it's okay you can't see it now, but you feel it, but I feel it, but I feel it, I feel it, I feel it.
Speaker 2:You know, I was in there and I was lifting.
Speaker 1:I'm with you. I'm with you. I was with the big boys, still delusional, but I'll win you, I'll win you, I'll win you I live with the big boys okay.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that big six five On chest days 25 on each side, you know Like.
Speaker 2:Man In a 45 bar 45 bar.
Speaker 3:No on the chest press. Oh, just dumbbells.
Speaker 1:On the chest press machine oh 25 on each side.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but my next APR is going to be 35. So I'm growing, I'm getting stronger. I'm going to the gym every day again, I just started back into going to the gym, so I was lifting a lot more than this.
Speaker 1:She's talking about the chest press machine, yeah.
Speaker 2:I know, it's just a little individual. Yeah, it's not the cables, it's not the cables. And then you just put 25s on each side and that's it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's my max. That's my max.
Speaker 3:For a girl, 25 on each side.
Speaker 2:Honestly, I don't think women should get muscular chests. That's not attractive in my opinion, but that's my opinion. I like a little bit of natural versatility.
Speaker 3:It's okay, I have nobody complain about these titties.
Speaker 2:Because you're only doing 25s. That's why I do want to get bigger, but also like if you think about it.
Speaker 3:So I have a smaller chest in general.
Speaker 2:Well, what's your cup size? Um, it was a c before. I had 34 c, yeah, before you're big enough.
Speaker 3:No, but it's now not 34 c, I'm probably. I was like an a when I was really skinny before I started working out. I was like a hundred pounds, so I was like an a cup. They was really skinny Before I started working out. I was like 100 pounds, so I was like an A cup. They were really saggy Like.
Speaker 2:Since I've been working on my chest Like pancakes nailed to a wall.
Speaker 3:Like a deflated balloon, like I had titties and it looked like you know. The balloon was all blown up. It looked nice and pretty. It had, like you know, the little nip at the end and then it just went and then it was just left with a too saggy fucking deflated balloon.
Speaker 2:How'd you get all the way to a 34c now?
Speaker 3:well, I'm probably not a 34c anymore, probably like a 38b, but I started eating, I started gaining weight and I started working on my chest. So I started working not only on my lower chest but my top chest as well. So it also helped the weight gain, also working on my chest. Yes, it didn't grow my boobs, but it grew the muscles around my titties.
Speaker 1:It helps you with your form.
Speaker 3:Yes, it brought them higher and also the weight made them not as saggy anymore and the muscle also makes them look a little bit better. It's not necessarily saying that I have, like, the most masculine chest and I could just flex and, like you know, all my muscles are going to pop out, but it's to the point where, like my chest looks okay and like I'm, satisfied with it.
Speaker 2:What do you want to buy?
Speaker 3:What do you mean buy?
Speaker 2:Cup size. What do you want to buy? Oh, I've never wanted fake she's not buying, she just let it be natty. Oh okay, so you're just gonna work it all out. Yeah, yeah, I've always wanted to keep as natural as possible.
Speaker 3:Besides my teeth, if somebody wants to buy me a set of veneers, I would not mind what's wrong with your teeth? Oh, I just want, like um, I have two fake teeth in the front, so like I just get them all replaced at this point. You know?
Speaker 2:no, I don't know your teeth, your smile looks fine.
Speaker 1:Thank you now my question to you. I know we're running out of time. What advice do you give young women coming up dealing with the stuff you've dealt with? If you had to give a girl as a girl's girl you had to give a girl a piece of advice.
Speaker 3:What you got, as a girl's girl always pick yourself. Never girl is a girl. Always pick yourself. Never pick somebody else over you. Always pick yourself. Pick your own happiness, pick your own peace. It's really important that you, you know, choose you over a man or over a friend or just over anything that's causing you an imbalance in life. Even work, do what you have to do to make money. Be independent, but don't be too masculine where you can't take help from a man, but definitely make it on your own as well. You want to be in the same social status with the same people that you want to be around. So do what you need to do to advance in life and grow a career. Go to school, get educated, do what you need to do to be a strong individual.
Speaker 1:There it is. Is well, we appreciate your time today. Like comment, subscribe. Master notification button. She's got to answer that phone call and we'll be back for another episode of it maxi trust next time. Go ahead you all right, we're back for another impromptu segment of it maxi truck with miss ally. She said she got some questions for me. She said she gonna she to put me in the hot seat. I'm ready. You said off camera, do I think you would make a good co-host on TV? This is part of it.
Speaker 3:Roll it Top of the head, let's go All right. You asked me so many questions. How is it, as a man, working in your profession in a strip club? How does it impact your relationships as a you know? A door guy manager, whatever you want to call it Is that mainly because you only date strippers now.
Speaker 1:No, I actually don't date strippers, so it's okay, but no, it doesn't. It doesn't affect anything because it just lets you see the ugly side. Come on.
Speaker 2:Max, are you answering it truthfully?
Speaker 1:right now I feel like he's lying.
Speaker 3:I don't ask you.
Speaker 2:Because you had a different answer when I asked you this question.
Speaker 1:But I'm saying it doesn't change anything. The way I date doesn't matter, it doesn't make the job.
Speaker 2:You don't remember the last podcast we filmed. What?
Speaker 1:did. We say it makes it harder. Red flag red flag red flag, oh for them, but like yeah for them, for them. I'm a walking red flag and I can live with that. But I'm saying, if it affects how I treat women, no, not really.
Speaker 2:I don't think that was your question, though that wasn't.
Speaker 3:I said how does it impact your relationships?
Speaker 1:Oh, it sucks. Oh, yeah, it sucks, because I'm literally a walking red flag. No girl's comfortable like none of y'all, and then luckily I don't have nobody who beats on me, so it's okay. You know what I mean. Next question what else you got?
Speaker 2:I'm ready. Rob Markman, I mean, we saw her throw a flag. I don't think-.
Speaker 1:Rob Markman, I'm not that concerned.
Speaker 3:I'm not that concerned, I didn't worry about it.
Speaker 1:You know what?
Speaker 3:I'm saying she's got one, there's so many.
Speaker 1:Okay, I'm ready, Come on host.
Speaker 3:How come?
Speaker 1:you don't show your more soft side to people. As men, we're obviously taught not to show that side. Yeah, that's a little gay.
Speaker 3:Yeah that's what I'm saying. It's not that gay I mean some women like a little bit.
Speaker 1:That's cool, but as men, you're conditioned to not show that your job is to protect, provide and always be an enforcer or bodyguard almost everywhere you go.
Speaker 3:But you also have to emotionally protect as well. You have to emotionally be there for somebody.
Speaker 1:I understand that and men aren't really taught that at young ages. You learn that through life, as you go through life experiences.
Speaker 2:Now I got one here.
Speaker 1:Okay, I'm ready.
Speaker 2:Thank you. Let's do a role-playing scenario. Ah, I love these. I'm ready. You as Max? Yeah, you as Allie. Yeah you as your profession as a midnight ballerina. Ready you as yours, as the manager for Omnia? Got it covered. She is not doing her job and she's drunk out of her mind while she's working do?
Speaker 1:I want this job not really okay you don't want the job action hey, pack your shit and go home fuck you.
Speaker 3:I'm finna. Stay here and make this money.
Speaker 1:That's security roll it up, grab her money. She can be out the front door her uber beer in eight minutes nah, I ain't leaving and y'all ain't touching my stuff.
Speaker 3:That's what I'm gonna tell you right now.
Speaker 2:Now, now add a sexual undertone where you guys kind of like each other but don't max, I'm not leaving go home.
Speaker 3:I'll meet you there no, you're not to pick me up and take me out of this club yourself. If you want me to leave, I'm going to sit my ass right here, and if you have a problem with that, you can take it up with somebody else, because I don't really care. I'm going to make this money, so can you please go away.
Speaker 1:First off, I'm picking you up over the shoulder. It's time to go. Go ahead, throw that punch.
Speaker 2:She ain't throw that punch.
Speaker 1:She ain't throwing that punch. She getting scooped up. She getting scooped up like a Brock Lesnar. Come here and she's going right to the back. Probably she's been scooped up over the shoulder before. Yeah, I put her over my shoulder before At the club. Nah, not at the club. Leaving, leaving Whoa with Prana. Yeah, leaving Prana. Yeah, Put her over my shoulder. Old Drunky McDrunk. Yeah, come here, All right let's roll.
Speaker 3:I don't want to go Uh-huh, and I'm not going.
Speaker 1:You're going.
Speaker 3:Don't make me fucking cause a scene in here, cause a scene.
Speaker 1:Hey, you know what? Let's, I got time, they like me, so we're good, go ahead, add them if you want to Drunk and disorderly Snatch her up out of here and trespass her. Calls the scene. Calls the scene. I don't care about none of that. You like handcuffs anyway.
Speaker 3:Call him. I hope he's hot.
Speaker 1:I'm calling a dyke bitch. Play with me. If you want to Call him 911, what's your emergency, this raggedy bitch?
Speaker 2:won't leave. I need you, please. They're sent in downtown st pete.
Speaker 3:They're sending the little dyke rushing that scares me right there. Uh, come, save me, handcuff me, throw me back in your trooper car and take me away hey, lila, that's. Fine I'm not being treated properly here she's soliciting in my club.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, yeah, it's not even soliciting that's cool, but as a manager lock me up, take me away, officer officer that's cool, but it's miss mrs carter hey look, I'm telling you not, hey, as a manager, if I call, if I call and say she's soliciting in my club, you are getting a much different visit immediately I'll get out of it, gone out of.
Speaker 2:A lot worse than that really yeah, let's hear that story yeah, um, now you're about to snitch on yourself.
Speaker 1:Go ahead.
Speaker 2:Uh, this is all allegedly allegedly yes, it is allegedly oh my gosh.
Speaker 3:The funniest situation I've ever gotten out of was when I was driving and I was smoking. We got pulled over and we were leaving Oz. Smoking weed, right yeah, we were smoking weed, but we were leaving Oz, so we were also drunk. So we were drunk.
Speaker 1:All, allegedly, allegedly.
Speaker 3:Allegedly so we pull over. Right. I've had this excuse built up for a while. I would like to think of myself as a prominent actor only in emergency situations.
Speaker 2:So you were rehearsing this shit the whole time, oh yeah, the whole time, oh toxic.
Speaker 1:I've been trying to tell you the whole episode. I've been ready, I've been ready for it.
Speaker 2:I like to think prepared, Prepared exactly for anything.
Speaker 3:So the cop pulls me over right and I immediately start crying Immediately.
Speaker 1:Because you know you can do that, yeah, all right?
Speaker 2:well, walk us through it.
Speaker 1:How are you yeah?
Speaker 2:let's see this performance. I'm ready, yeah, yeah because you're she had to pull off the glasses. So, uh, miss, do you know why I pulled you over?
Speaker 3:no, I don't know why you pulled me over. Why, why? Why was it that you pulled me over by chance?
Speaker 2:Well, you were speeding and you were swerving. You look like you're drunk. Why are your eyes red?
Speaker 1:It smells like marijuana in this car.
Speaker 3:My eyes are red because I actually was smoking on the way home, because I actually have stage four lymphoma that I was just diagnosed with.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, dude, you went dark-sided.
Speaker 3:And so, like now when I drive home, it just seems to really upset my vision and it really seems to fuck with me. So I smoke weed and it helps.
Speaker 2:Do you have a med card, swear?
Speaker 1:Swear. First question Show me the paperwork. Like I could be a cop.
Speaker 3:I actually did have a med card.
Speaker 1:No, I'm in there At the time.
Speaker 3:I had a med card.
Speaker 2:Yo, you might be a motherfucking actress.
Speaker 1:But stage four, like she said, stage three, I'm with it, but stage four, you're bedridden. I just got diagnosed. Bedridden at stage four.
Speaker 3:And I just started losing my hair and if you look, it's coming out completely.
Speaker 2:I don't know what to do because it happened to me.
Speaker 1:And it's like, I feel like, I feel like. I wouldn't care, bro, I fucking believe it. I believe it, but I feel like I wouldn't care. Hey, babe, you know where you got free health care? Right in Falkenberg, here you go.
Speaker 3:There's no free health care in America. Are you fucking kidding me? No, no, no. He said Falkenberg.
Speaker 2:Oh, in Falkenberg it's the prison At the jail At the jail.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they're going to. Let me pass. That's what you did.
Speaker 3:Yeah. And then I got out the car and then my friend like vouched with me while they checked my car. You know we're going to do we're going to 10 times kick this shit up. I was like I'm not feeling good, I think I'm feeling nauseous, like I'm feeling really, really nauseous. And then I went over to the side, I gagged myself and I made myself throw up all over the floor Like you stuck your finger down your throat, yeah while they were searching my car?
Speaker 3:Yeah, but we know I mean that probably While both of them were searching my car, I went up to the sign and I was like Did you actually vomit, though?
Speaker 2:Like you literally vomited?
Speaker 3:Yeah, it was mainly just acid and bio. But yeah, I'm fully committing, I wasn't going to jail.
Speaker 1:So, they let you go. Yeah, like. No ticket, no warning, no nothing.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 2:What about all the people in your car?
Speaker 3:It was just me and my friend, people in your car. It was just me and my friend.
Speaker 2:Just us? Or what about the other person? That was also high. Yeah, we just drove home.
Speaker 1:Bruh. See, that's not bad, bruh, it's such bullshit. Girls get away with murder Because niggas feel bad. It couldn't be me. That's why I couldn't be a cop. I don't give a fuck about your story. But did you see how I don't care nigga? Did we see tears? No, no, but my eyes did start to water.
Speaker 3:Not now. They did start to water.
Speaker 1:So guess what I refused to cry on camera like that Take your cancer ass the fuck into jail.
Speaker 3:Go ahead and enjoy that. When I was doing it, I was honestly drunk, so there was something that could probably make me cry. You know, when I'm drunk I can cry over anything. I can cry over the fact that I love somebody.
Speaker 2:Cry, leave the club. How long you been practicing that shit for man? Because, I swear to god, women got crying down to a science I personally don't like to cry. I don't like to cry no, but women got that shit down to a science.
Speaker 3:It is like if you have to use it do you use it in your relationships? No I'm very nonchalant that's a lie I don't think I do like, unless, like I'm someone that can cry like that period then, yeah, if I'm about to start my period, I'm a big ass baby. Like I'm very emotional, like I need hugs, loves, reinsurance, like a week before my chocolate and wine chocolate and wine.
Speaker 3:But you could always tell I'm about to start because I always get more needy, but then, as soon as my period starts, like I'll be like.
Speaker 2:So will you fake it a little bit just to get your man to do what you want him to do right before your period?
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 2:That's a bullshit lie bro.
Speaker 1:What I just saw.
Speaker 2:what I just saw is exactly why some women cannot be trusted. But you can ask around, that's what I do.
Speaker 3:I trust issues bro, I don't use it for, like I don't. I promise you I don't use it for my advantage.
Speaker 2:You just did. But for the cops, I ain't going to jail.
Speaker 3:If I would have went to jail. I would have went to jail on a.
Speaker 1:DUI, that'll talk to you a valuable lesson.
Speaker 3:I would have went to jail on a DUI and I got out of cuffs, sadly, by saying I have stage four lymphoma.
Speaker 1:I'm not putting that karma on you. Yo, that's bad karma, that's karma, dog.
Speaker 3:It was either that or jail time?
Speaker 1:Have you been to?
Speaker 2:the doctor no, I haven't.
Speaker 3:But we're all going to get some kind of cancer.
Speaker 1:Hey, look, ready you didn't have your first time DUI, they didn't put you at a $5,000 bill.
Speaker 3:Oh God, You'd have paid $500.
Speaker 1:But I have zero DUIs now, but I'm saying ready, you'd have had a $500 bill. They'd have knocked it down to reckless driving. So then you still would have had a DUI, but you'd have learned a valuable lesson.
Speaker 2:Well, she still has zero. I still would have been drinking and driving. That's cool, ready.
Speaker 3:Ready, but I'm saying let's see ready. The lesson would have been learned Allegedly. I still would be drinking and driving Allegedly, even with a DUI. Who?
Speaker 1:Even with a DUI under your belt, you're a liar. How many people?
Speaker 3:in this world, have a DUI and still drink and drive after getting it. Your first time. Getting in trouble is never a lesson, it's always like a ah, actually it is.
Speaker 2:It's a lesson.
Speaker 3:It's always like a ah Actually it is, it's a lesson, but then after six months, you know Well, I'm talking about a lesson in law. Yeah, in law, Then you're going to forget all about it and be like oh, I know what the law is. Now I know how to get away with it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, nah, fuck that.
Speaker 3:That's like when people are smoking cigarettes.
Speaker 2:Well, and then what to my lawyer? Exactly when the cops roll down your window when the cops roll down your window.
Speaker 3:All you have to say is sir, I do not give you the permission to search my car. Here is my license and ID. I refuse to open my window any further than that. If you have any other questions, you can defer to my lawyer.
Speaker 2:And this by no means is legal advice and represents the advice of. Nmax. We trust, yeah, we don't condone that. We don't condone that. Be nice to the crowd. These are opinions solely by the guests and only the guests.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's her opinion. She's fucking around to get y'all niggas shot. Hey, comply, comply.
Speaker 3:Fucking comply Whatever they ask for. Comply, yeah, comply and lie.
Speaker 2:Comply and lie, comply and lie. Once again, her opinions do not reflect, if you saw something.
Speaker 3:if you heard something, you did not. If you did something, you did not, you deny, deny, deny. They have no probable.
Speaker 1:That ain't got nothing to do with the views of Max Wee Trotter.
Speaker 2:That ain't got nothing to do with it and they are solely the views of the guests. Yeah, that ain't got nothing to do with it. And they are solely the views of the guests. Yeah, that ain't got nothing to do with it. Yo, what are you drinking right there, alani?
Speaker 1:Alani. What is that? It's an energy drink.
Speaker 2:It's an energy drink that tells you to lie to the cops. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:You're giving people shitty advice. Lie, lie to the cops.
Speaker 2:Please consult an attorney prior to any legal events. Okay, that's probably the best, just stop it right there, leave it there, tell your lawyer everything, so he can properly defend you. That is the best piece of advice you've given.
Speaker 3:But if you lie from the beginning and you make up a story. You won't even need a lawyer. So practice it for a couple months, because then, by the time you need it comes a hand.
Speaker 2:Have you ever auditioned for any movies or episodes or anything like that. No too late.
Speaker 3:No, I wish I would have. It does feel too late.
Speaker 2:I can give you the phone number to someone who does open roll calls in their Zoom meetings that they do for Apple TV series, movies and shit like that, if you want it.
Speaker 3:I would love that. I have always wanted to be an actor.
Speaker 2:It's an agency it's a movie agency. I've been trying to schedule one, and every time it's at one or three and I don't want to fucking do it, but I think I could be a good actor let me see you act right now give me a scenario.
Speaker 3:I'm going to give you a scenario. This is a scenario. I have you got pulled over by the cops.
Speaker 2:No, no no, I got pulled over by the cops. Hey, I'm going to do it the way everybody else does it. Here you go, sir.
Speaker 3:Oh, no, no, no, that's what white people do, hey, what?
Speaker 1:Every time I go getting pulled out of the car yeah, I'm not gonna.
Speaker 2:No, it depends on what state you are. I'm cuban, I'm cuban, okay, yeah I mean and also part lebanese. But yes, we see, definitely, yeah, definitely not trying to get out to see we're not lying to the police. Listen, I have learned through my 36 years of my life that you don't fuck with the police yeah, you don't.
Speaker 2:They pull me over for something License registration. Boom Done. Sir, can you step out of the vehicle? Yes, would you like to take a field sobriety test? I do not consent to any field sobriety test. Take me to jail.
Speaker 3:Yeah, take me to jail. I'll fight this in court.
Speaker 2:I'll fight this in court, yeah, and you know, strip, search me strips what jail you've been to?
Speaker 3:what jail?
Speaker 1:you've been to? Yeah, they don't do that. Oh, that's why, see, that's why she's still lying to the cops.
Speaker 2:She ain't ever been, she don't know yet pat me down you know the woman's prison is like, or the jail.
Speaker 3:Orient.
Speaker 2:Orient, falkenberg in.
Speaker 3:Orient. Oh no, Falkenberg is actually different. I would have thought there would be some really fine dykes in there, though.
Speaker 2:Some really fine females. I mean, you've already bumped uglies with one of them, right she was in jail though. So you said, she dined upon you, but now you're saying you guys?
Speaker 3:No, I didn't. Y'all played Scissor.
Speaker 1:Sisters.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, I only dined on her.
Speaker 2:Y'all didn't. Y'all didn't.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 2:Y'all didn't scissor.
Speaker 3:No Well that sucks.
Speaker 2:Only one of y'all got off. That's crazy. Yeah, you're a selfless individual.
Speaker 3:I told you yeah, selfless.
Speaker 1:Solid, Solid. We'll give you credit for that. However, since you know, oh God.
Speaker 3:People are going to really see this.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, you said all this, I was minding my business Little daughter is going to probably see this.
Speaker 3:Whoa? No, she's not on TikTok, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2:No, no, older. Once it's on the internet. It's on the internet Once she gets older, she'll understand. We're going to have to use an alias for her.
Speaker 3:What was your stripper name, miss Katie?
Speaker 2:Miss Katie, so you would introduce yourself as Miss Katie.
Speaker 3:I'd introduce myself as like Katie, but when they called me on stage it was Miss Katie.
Speaker 2:I was thinking more like Diamond Dust.
Speaker 3:That sounds old, like there's, like you're dusty Like a diamond. It sounds like worn down like shaved down.
Speaker 2:Actually, you're right. I'm not a stripper, so I don't know my name, if there was a diamond, and then I'm diamond dust. Diamond Dallas Page. It sounds like I'm farting on stage, that's what it sounds like.
Speaker 3:It sounds like dust.
Speaker 2:Have you ever farted in somebody's face while you were dancing? In somebody's face while you were dancing, by accident, just slipped out. You were just twerking and all of a sudden yeah, but they didn't notice.
Speaker 3:They didn't notice at all.
Speaker 2:It was real quiet did you squirt some perfume on your b-hole beforehand? Of course every time, of course, do you ask for assistance from the other dancers and say, hey, can you?
Speaker 3:can you perfume me, my bowl, my, my butthole real quick no, you don't go all the way in there, you don't open the cheeks no, I'm gonna say well, I thought that's what.
Speaker 3:No you just spray on the outside, like on the underwear, and like you just you know, spray I. I always sprayed like my vaginal area and then my back end. My smell is very important to me. I'm a very like weird individual, so if I smell potent or smell weird in any kind of way, I feel like off putting about myself. So like I have to look fresh enough.
Speaker 2:Did you ever do an analysis on which perfume got you more tips?
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:You did.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:You did yeah, no shit.
Speaker 3:Yeah, the ones that do get you more tips happen to be the more expensive ones.
Speaker 2:Have you ever thought about writing a book on how to become a successful midnight ballerina?
Speaker 3:No, I wasn't as successful as what most people are, so it's like what am I going to tell you? Yeah, what am I going to tell you?
Speaker 2:Well, you tell them spray your b-hole.
Speaker 3:They all know that. They should all know that.
Speaker 2:They don't. They don't.
Speaker 3:They should all know that. Or at least like what I used to do is I used to get pheromones and I used to rub them on the bottom of my butt cheeks.
Speaker 2:That's not real, is it?
Speaker 3:No Pheromones, Back end smells good, so when you're throwing ass it's like, yeah, you smell that.
Speaker 2:Are you serious?
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Is it like a dab?
Speaker 3:No, it's like you, literally like right underneath your. It's like oily right underneath your butt cheeks, you just rub it down, rub it in.
Speaker 2:Rub it down, rub it in, let it in.
Speaker 1:That part I ain't going to hold you. I ain't going to hold you when I'm hungry. Nothing is funny and everybody's ugly.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's sad. It's almost like you're euphoria.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like I'm hangry.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm hangry, nothing's funny.
Speaker 3:Nothing's funny, everything. Well, anyways, back to our segment. Without Max, I don't have to be here. Guys, we have three minutes left.
Speaker 1:You were supposed to be asking questions I don't have any questions for you.
Speaker 2:You have a pretty simple life.
Speaker 3:Max.
Speaker 2:Max, how many strippers have you fucked in your life? One One, that just sounds untrue. One, only one. You work in the industry. Only one, only one. What was his name?
Speaker 1:First off, he works Jose, First off I don't do.
Speaker 3:Spanish dudes Juan.
Speaker 2:Was it a worker or was it at a different strip club?
Speaker 1:Wasn't one of mine. So it's okay, wasn't one of mine, and was's okay, wasn't one of mine.
Speaker 2:And was she white or Latina? Come on, man.
Speaker 1:So she was a Spanish bitch, you know.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:I couldn't help it. I couldn't help it.
Speaker 3:When was this the only one?
Speaker 1:Only one.
Speaker 2:That's wild to me, because if you're around beautiful women all day shouldn't you just be the only? The women that he's around are what, what?
Speaker 3:It's crazy.
Speaker 2:What's around her.
Speaker 3:The women that are around him are like eh, Eh.
Speaker 2:I don't know.
Speaker 3:I don't know, you were around so eh, uh-huh. We went out once or twice.
Speaker 1:I'm saying you were around in the club.
Speaker 3:I'm also okay, oh, okay, cool, but they're like eh.
Speaker 1:I mean, you see my guests. What are they? You see my guests.
Speaker 2:Yeah, well, not all of them are midnight ballerinas that doesn't matter.
Speaker 1:Those are the women.
Speaker 2:The majority of them are.
Speaker 1:Those are the women in my circle. They don't do that.
Speaker 3:But I'm yeah, that's why it's easy to not really.
Speaker 2:They're like okay or like no, no, no, okay. Ranges from seven to nine and a half.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we didn't ask this question. What's my number Six? Fuck him. He, just he's so hurt.
Speaker 1:Give me a six.
Speaker 3:That's hurtful Matt. He just he's so hurt, give me a six. That's hurtful man that sucks Six.
Speaker 1:What's my real number? You give her a six. Really Cool seven.
Speaker 2:Meh.
Speaker 1:I was thinking like a five and a half, but oh.
Speaker 3:I've never been rated that low.
Speaker 2:It's probably because he's white. I'm not white, I'm Cuban, yeah.
Speaker 3:And Lebanese. That's a Cuban, yeah, and Lebanese. Four, five and a half.
Speaker 2:Hey, I'm okay being called white, because that means there's a credit rating jump down as soon as you said that, I got a fucking notification for credit karma.
Speaker 3:He already owns a house. He can now own three houses.
Speaker 1:You know I own quite a bit of stuff. He owns a decent little chunk of real estate, I do also have a boat.
Speaker 3:Hey. You know you should start a boat business and buy two more and have people just rent off of the water. There is no place out here in Florida that you could just rent off of the water.
Speaker 1:It's called Freedom Boat Club.
Speaker 2:Yeah literally.
Speaker 3:You could live in your boat, though, oh live in your boat.
Speaker 2:You could do that. They have Airbnbs on boats, yeah, on boats.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like on boats Like that'd be a cool industry to get started in Out here in Florida. There's not one out here really like that where you can Airbnb out on your boat. Have you seen one?
Speaker 1:Yeah, in St.
Speaker 3:Pete. Okay, well, fuck St Pete, let's do it in, you know, tampa, there's no water in Tampa.
Speaker 2:And there's places like that. They already do that. Yeah, they already do that, but I have a boat that I use recreationally for myself.
Speaker 3:That's pretty cool See.
Speaker 2:That's why my wife married me. I want a boat Because she doesn't have to work.
Speaker 1:See, get you a man with money and he can buy you a boat. Look at God.
Speaker 3:Unfortunately. I'm looking for love. One day I'll be a millionaire.
Speaker 1:You're looking for love, but not one day you will be a millionaire, I will be a millionaire, that's right.
Speaker 2:And this is now hangry in max, we trust. Motherfucker had a look like he was trying to eat the microphone. Like comment and subscribe and we'll see you again on another episode of In Max, we Trust.