In Max We Truzz

Dancing with Shadows: From Strip Clubs to Motherhood with Sallie

Max Paul & Sean Febre & Sallie Season 1 Episode 13

Sallie Berry's story begins with a teenage mistake—caught stealing at a mall, she turned to exotic dancing to pay her legal fees. What unfolds from there is a raw, unfiltered journey through the strip club industry that few get to hear about from the inside.

With refreshing candor, Sallie pulls back the curtain on the stark differences between "white clubs" and "black clubs," sharing how dancers created spectacles with everything from fire performances to illuminated accessories. Her highest single-night earnings as a dancer reached $3,000, though she casually mentions how some performers in Miami clubs could make upwards of $10,000 in a single hour. The conversation ventures into the notorious VIP rooms, where Sally's perspective as both a dancer and later a bartender offers a unique window into an often misunderstood world.

Beyond her dancing days, Sallie's life story touches on becoming a mother at 16, navigating complicated relationships, and her current work at a call center where customers frequently mistake her for a man. Her views on gender equality might surprise some—she doesn't believe women need to earn the same as men, focusing instead on individual value and contribution. What stands out most is how she's transformed from a territorial, admittedly immature young woman to someone who's found peace through faith.

The episode culminates with Sallie's heartfelt advice to young women: embrace spirituality as an anchor through life's storms. Having weathered everything from public embarrassment to losing her mother, she credits her relationship with God as the foundation that's allowed her to maintain joy and purpose. Her journey from the pole to peace offers a powerful testament to personal growth, redemption, and finding one's authentic path.

Have you ever wondered what really happens behind the scenes in strip clubs or how someone transforms their life after years in that industry? Listen to Sallie's story and discover how past mistakes don't have to define your future.

Speaker 1:

All right, we're back with another episode of In Max we Trust. Oh wow, no, In Max we Trust. I was going to say half y'all all day. I was going to say half y'all all day. But In Max we Trust, we're here with the lovely Miss Sally. She's already wet. I have that effect every now and again.

Speaker 2:

It's good, you know what I'm saying. I just got wet Right on the titties.

Speaker 1:

I'm Started early. Yes, Welcome to the show. Welcome welcome. It took a minute to get you here.

Speaker 3:

Hey, but I'm here.

Speaker 1:

You're here now, thank you.

Speaker 3:

Thank you for having me guys. Nice meeting you, Sean, Nice meeting you too.

Speaker 1:

Y'all had the Cuban connection here.

Speaker 4:

That's right. Can't hold up, you know what I'm saying Now.

Speaker 1:

I'm the only.

Speaker 4:

American here. It's crazy, same here. I'm a US citizen Ice, don't take me, Please don't Ice. They love it here.

Speaker 1:

Please don't take them Now. Miss Sally, you and I met in the nightlife we did During your bartending days. You and your bestie were behind the bar.

Speaker 4:

When I got hired we were so when you say nightlife, I mean, can we elaborate? Was it a bar? Was it a strip club? It was a titty bar. It was a titty bar. There we go. It was a titty bar.

Speaker 1:

It was a glorified bar that happened to have dancers depending on the day. Where was it? This is La Palace.

Speaker 3:

I'm over you.

Speaker 1:

Wait, this is La Palace. It's right next to like, right across the way.

Speaker 3:

Wait, we have to specify the one in Clearwater, because the one in Orlando is nothing Not even remotely close to where we were at in Clearwater, I went to the one in Orlando.

Speaker 2:

I like that one. I like that one.

Speaker 1:

I don't work there.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I don't think I've ever heard of the.

Speaker 4:

Palace Really Shocker.

Speaker 1:

Shocker, I don't go to Pinell. Here's the problem with the Palace. It's like having Burger King right here and then trying to have a mom-and-pop burger shop that no one's ever heard of down the street. So which one is?

Speaker 4:

it. We're the mom-and-pop, we're the mom-and-pop. So then, what was the other one?

Speaker 1:

Oz. Oz has been there for decades and everybody goes there and we were just I mean, don't get me wrong on the inside of the Beautiful, beautiful club.

Speaker 3:

I think, personally, it was just not managed properly, it wasn't promoted well, it didn't have like it just didn't have the correct people in position, because what they were doing. And then, when we actually brought because, like me and my best friend referred one of our promoter friends and he came and packed the house we had dancers, we had people, it was money, it was a great night and then they tried to screw him over. So I was like, yeah, that's my last time trying to put you on some money. I already see where this is going, because it take not too much long after so I mean, oh okay, so it's not around anymore oh, it's been gone

Speaker 1:

for eons, oh shit, yeah. So how long ago? Were we talking this was what what? 21 this is right on the back. Oh, that's, yeah, this is the back end of COVID. Yeah, it was on the back end of COVID.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, because I had brown hair that time. That was only four years ago, though. Yeah, but it and before that it used to be a popping club. It was called Roxanne's.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah, oh it used to be the bomb.

Speaker 3:

Everybody used to go there. It was a thing. And then they made La Paz and it was COVID Rob Markman.

Speaker 1:

Jr. That makes sense.

Speaker 4:

Rob Markman Jr Tell them the palace was only around for a year.

Speaker 1:

If that.

Speaker 4:

Rob Markman Jr. If that, If that Rob.

Speaker 3:

Markman Jr, If that.

Speaker 4:

Because they took Rob Markman Jr. Somebody really fucked it up.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, they took like what was it? Four months to do the remodel and all that nonsense. Rob Markman Jr. Yeah, it took a while.

Speaker 3:

And you got there toward the end.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, we got the back end of it. You worked there.

Speaker 3:

That's how we met.

Speaker 1:

I was a VIP host. This is how I knew they didn't know what they were doing. They had VIP rooms and no clue how to charge for it.

Speaker 4:

So she said it was because of management. Isn't a VIP host kind of management?

Speaker 1:

No, my job is to take payment for the rooms, pay the girls out.

Speaker 4:

That's where it ends. I was trying to. No, you're not going to blame me.

Speaker 1:

And look, if I knew what I knew now, manager me would have had that be right. You give me La Palace today. It's good. I don't want it. I don't want it. Boss, man, I'm good, I'm happy where I'm at, we're chilling.

Speaker 3:

So you were only bartending there? Yeah, I was only bartending there. I may, you know, do other things, then bartend, but yes. I was bartending.

Speaker 1:

Have you ever danced in your?

Speaker 3:

Bartending clothes.

Speaker 1:

No, no, no. Have you ever danced period?

Speaker 3:

Oh what? That's how I became a bartender. Oh, okay. So I started dancing back in 2010 Because I pulled a stunt at the mall.

Speaker 1:

I was stealing, oh second girl To come the mall I was stealing. Oh, second girl to come on the show that was stealing Allegedly stealing at the mall.

Speaker 3:

No, no, allegedly I stole at University Mall out of Sears Doesn't make it any better. One of the guys that arrested me at the time was dating my aunt.

Speaker 4:

Oh, so you were convicted of stealing, convicted.

Speaker 3:

Like charged, I mean at that time I never had a charge in my life. So they had a misdemeanor program where if you just paid a couple of months you got it off your record.

Speaker 1:

Oh, okay, cool, Go ahead, go ahead.

Speaker 3:

Because it was a misdemeanor. It wasn't like. I didn't steal anything grand.

Speaker 2:

As soon as.

Speaker 4:

I heard and University Mall.

Speaker 3:

And what's crazy is, at the time, me and my sister, we were on some klepto shit and we were stealing from all kinds of malls, but we never stole from University.

Speaker 1:

Because it's home. There's a home mall.

Speaker 3:

I just feel like at the time it used to be the ish place to go, especially if you were colored.

Speaker 1:

No one bothered you we tried it.

Speaker 3:

We should have known that that was a mall we were going to get caught at, because I'm pretty sure everybody was stealing it. Rob Markman, it's not even around anymore.

Speaker 4:

Rob Markman.

Speaker 3:

It's still there.

Speaker 2:

Rob Markman.

Speaker 4:

It's not University Mall.

Speaker 1:

Rob Markman. It's got a couple of stores. The movie theater is the only thing really holding that thing afloat, rob Markman.

Speaker 4:

They destroyed half of it and built a parking garage. Rob Mark, yeah, there's sprouts now. Is that?

Speaker 2:

what it is. They got a brand new Burlington Co factory. It's more like a plaza if anything else.

Speaker 1:

That's what they're about to make the strip mall. Yeah, that's what's going to happen. Glad you can't have nothing good.

Speaker 3:

I don't want to get into that.

Speaker 4:

So then you were called stealing.

Speaker 3:

The first, the only way I could pay for this is to start dancing? Yeah, Because it was like $125. And I'm like what? Nine to five? I was 18.

Speaker 4:

$125 at 18.

Speaker 1:

At 18 is a little something.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, and then they wanted it to be like within weeks. It didn't give us time and I'm like I don't even got a job, so where am I going to find a job within three weeks to pay this off? I'm not trying to have this.

Speaker 4:

You could have stole something and then sold it.

Speaker 3:

That's doing too much work. That's what got me here in the first place.

Speaker 1:

Steal it again while I'm on the program Double down and then just.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, no, I was definitely not going to do that. So it's funny because at the time I was living my life is so funny Anyway so I was living with my baby daddy, but we were living with his mom and it was a house full of children. So it was me, his sister, his brother and one of his sister well, his sister, we were really close and one of her friends was dancing, so that's what gave me the idea.

Speaker 4:

And you saw how much money she was making, right.

Speaker 3:

Never seen how much money she was making. She just always had money.

Speaker 4:

Yeah.

Speaker 3:

So I was like that's all I need to do. She got money, let's make it make sense. You know, pretty girl, nice body, why not? I feel like I made it an art because I want to call myself a dancer. I see myself more of an entertainer.

Speaker 4:

Rob Markman, or a midnight ballerina, rob Markman.

Speaker 3:

However you want to put it, because I used to be a ballerina as well. Rob Markman, oh shit.

Speaker 1:

Like a legit ballerina Rob.

Speaker 3:

Markman, I used to dance at Maricela's dance studio.

Speaker 2:

Rob.

Speaker 1:

Markman, at what Maricela's she's gone now she literally used to be across the street from Manhattan Palms.

Speaker 3:

Oh, I got a picture in those.

Speaker 1:

Oh, okay, well, I need to see that. Yeah, I kind of want to see that too. I need to see that.

Speaker 4:

So then, you can like spin, kick the leg out and then keep spinning.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yes, wow, do the little jump hop thingy.

Speaker 4:

Yes.

Speaker 1:

All of those things.

Speaker 3:

I can't remember what they're called, but yes.

Speaker 1:

The pirouettes.

Speaker 3:

Pirouettes. Yeah, yes, I was living that life.

Speaker 4:

So what was the first club you started working at?

Speaker 3:

at 18?. Oh my God, it was in Clearwater, it was called Bada Bing, it was down the street from Oz. Bada Bing, jesus, my homegirl, who used to dance, put me on, gave me shoes, threw me an outfit. She was like go go, get that money. And she sent me there. And it was how much did you make?

Speaker 1:

the first night, oh at that money. And she sent me there and it was Rob.

Speaker 3:

Markman, how much did you make the first night? Taylor Swift oh my God, I don't even remember. Rob Markman Tell me more than $125. Taylor Swift $200.

Speaker 4:

Rob Markman. Yeah, okay, so you could already pay that off.

Speaker 3:

Taylor Swift. I'm not going to lie. Once I started dancing it was a wrap. Rob Markman. Yeah, taylor Swift, don't get me wrong. I started going to. Back then Girls were a thing. The girls back then were way different. They hustled back then. These girls now they sit around there on their phones. It's not very much of an entertaining experience. You're just there to be there, she look good, you throw some money. But back then, no, they was handing out begging, popping ass right in front of you like you, finna, tip this pussy.

Speaker 2:

It's gonna happen.

Speaker 3:

I'm gonna get something up out of you. I came here to work. I'm finna, come get it.

Speaker 1:

Need that.

Speaker 3:

Gotta have that. Need it immediately. Now take it. So when I started going to bigger clubs like, there was this one club called B2T, which B2T originated from Bottoms Up Long story, that's a whole nother 20 bucks. But I started there too like weeks after I was at Bada Bing, because not too long after Bada Bing got closed.

Speaker 4:

So then I started going to and Bada Bing was more of a Did you ever dance at one of these higher end clubs Like Panhouse or even Oz? I mean, oz ain't bad, go ahead.

Speaker 1:

Dollhouse Scores.

Speaker 4:

Tell the story. Do you really want me to 2001 Odyssey?

Speaker 3:

That doesn't count. So I feel like that Do you really want me to 2001 Odyssey? That doesn't count. So I feel like that's a real titty bar.

Speaker 2:

Right, I feel like when I tried to audition there.

Speaker 3:

I never went by myself, and the people that went with me they didn't want, so I just feel like had I went by myself, absolutely I don't see why not, I don't even got that. So you didn't actually dance at any of those clubs Because I was too busy. I was too busy in the hood, I was with the drug dealers, I was having too much fun.

Speaker 4:

So you were at the black clubs.

Speaker 3:

Correct, yes.

Speaker 4:

Not the white clubs.

Speaker 3:

No, I started in the white clubs.

Speaker 1:

See, now you're learning. You're learning a difference.

Speaker 3:

I started in the white club and then when I went to black clubs that's what I'm saying like bigger, different I never went, went back because it was just more fun. Like in the white clubs, their fun is cool, you can have a good time, you're going to make tons of money, but like in a black club, like it's going to be lit, you're listening to music that you typically listen to.

Speaker 4:

They're buying you drinks.

Speaker 3:

Oh, they're buying you drinks. They're just giving you money, they're throwing it in the air. You're just doing all kinds. And then like seeing the black club, like yes, they're doing all that pole work, but girls in there fucking shooting fire out their pussies, fucking all kind of shit.

Speaker 4:

Like it is going down.

Speaker 3:

Are you kidding me right now? I'm dead serious. What do you mean? Shooting fire out their pussies, Like there will be a thing.

Speaker 4:

My homegirl does it till this day Like a firecracker, and then they light it.

Speaker 3:

You have like a sparkler kind of thing and they get like hairspray and they and it just flies out Like it's just one big rush.

Speaker 4:

So they're putting it in their pussy? No, they just put it in their body.

Speaker 3:

Oh okay, Some people do like they put it tight enough. They can.

Speaker 1:

But no, it was. I feel like that's a health hazard. Like what if you burn your shit off?

Speaker 4:

Manager don't care dog Nigga it's a show.

Speaker 3:

What are we talking about right now?

Speaker 1:

Hey, look, dude you. The first time I ever was at La Palace. This girl came in, she said hi. She said hello, she was new, hi, I forgot her name. She walked by and was heading towards the bar and I thought it was part of her outfit. She had a blink, yeah. I know Her butthole, she got this blinking red light on her ass and all it is. It's a butt plug with a light on the back end and she can push a little button and it changes the speed of the flashing light.

Speaker 1:

Mind you, at this point I'd only worked at one other club and we didn't have that, so I'm over here. Rico Rico Rico. What the fuck Red light, green light over here. Rico Rico Rico, what the fuck Red light, green light over here. Got some shit going on Red light green light over here. I even told Jay, the man. I said Jay, jay, I got not PTSD, she going to give me epilepsy or something.

Speaker 4:

I love good butt plugs. I mean. So then that place was full nude, mm-mm. Oh shit, she was walking around with a butt plug, dancing.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, was she dancing with it. Yeah, oh fuck.

Speaker 4:

And the reason I knew it really is because she was fucking in the VIP room.

Speaker 1:

Huh, Huh, first off. First off, where am I at Right here? I have never in my life known of a dancer fucking in that VIP area. I've never had knowledge of such events. Continue, sir. Okay, but allegedly, allegedly. I've heard it happens. Allegedly, I've heard it happens in some clubs. So you've heard it happening? I've never heard it happening.

Speaker 4:

Oh my God, Get the fuck out of here bro, you know what?

Speaker 1:

Fuck it. I'll tell the one story one time for the one time.

Speaker 2:

Do it, come on in, do it.

Speaker 1:

Do it Because Secrets is closed. So I'm good I can say it now. So I was a VIP host at Secrets. It's the worked at. I'm a VIP host and they had a thing where, when the room was a few minutes before being done, they want you to go ahead, reach your arm in there, tap on the door, tap on the inside of the wall, tell them hey, you got five minutes left. Do you want to run it back? Renew your time? I fucked up. I did. I fucked up. I reached a little too hard in the curtain to get my arm in there.

Speaker 4:

Rob Markman. Oh, what did you touch? What did you do, rob Markman? What did you touch? No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1:

I still got the wall, but like the curtain. You know how the curtains slide. Like this I reach, like this and I can see too much I can see too much Rob. Markman.

Speaker 4:

So what'd you see? What'd you see?

Speaker 1:

We had this one dancer, rob Markman. Okay, to each their own.

Speaker 4:

Ugly, ugly. It's the only way she can make money.

Speaker 1:

She is in a compromising position. She's looking at me and my soul, while the dude behind her is giving her the best 30 second strokes of his life. He is trying and the fun part is he makes eye contact with me and said all right, y'all got seven minutes left. Shut that bitch back. I didn't even come check on him, no more. The best part of that day was he came out. He's like man. I'm sorry, sorry, sorry. I grabbed a little tip. Like I said, don't touch me. Don't even pass me my hand.

Speaker 1:

Don't touch me, don't even pass it in my hand, don't touch me. He tried to put him in my hand, just drop it in there. Just drop it in there, drop it in there. We don't need to. We're good, brother, we're good, we're good. He was like man I just he went to go take another one doing I can't know, you're doing this Right, absolutely so. He's like all right, man, look, I'm going to give you $1,000 to let me back down. I promise I ain't going to do it again.

Speaker 3:

Oh, you can go ahead, let me get that band, let me get that band to make them dance.

Speaker 4:

And then just don't check for a while. But what? I didn't check at all.

Speaker 1:

I said you've got 12 minutes.

Speaker 2:

He paid for 15.

Speaker 1:

He's got 12. Because at 13, I got to come back there this man at 10.08. Walking right back out the front, appreciate it, buddy.

Speaker 4:

No, don't fucking touch me Nasty Was the second one, at least decent.

Speaker 1:

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, diamond, diamond, diamond, hey, hey, hey, yeah yeah Well, hey, hey, hey, yeah, yeah Well.

Speaker 4:

No, how many strippers are named Diamond?

Speaker 3:

Well, no one knows who knows Diamond. There's a lot of Diamonds out here, that's what I'm saying. There's a lot of Diamonds out there. She was one of your people.

Speaker 1:

But how many Diamonds at Secrets were there? She was one of your people.

Speaker 3:

She was one of my people.

Speaker 2:

She was one of your people.

Speaker 3:

I have a feeling.

Speaker 4:

How much of that thousand goes to the dancer. Huh, how much of that thousand, whoa whoa, whoa, whoa, pause, pump your brakes.

Speaker 3:

That thousand was his.

Speaker 1:

Whatever?

Speaker 3:

she negotiated with him is hers.

Speaker 1:

That's her money, exactly Whatever she got he paid him that, so he could do that.

Speaker 4:

So, then that means that he paid more than a thousand. Correct, yeah, he paid hush money.

Speaker 1:

He paid, he paid, he paid, he paid. Whatever he needed to, yeah, he paid. So I didn't have to whoop his ass.

Speaker 4:

That was a big thing you ever do that.

Speaker 3:

Do what In a club? Absolutely not, absolutely not.

Speaker 4:

You ever work at.

Speaker 3:

Pink Pony, oh God, one time and I even went in the shower, you used their shower.

Speaker 4:

I did, was it clean? Why'd you use their?

Speaker 3:

shower Because it was a good time we were out making money. What do you want? They paid you to go in the shower. What? Yeah, because it was a clear shower. Oh, I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 1:

Oh, you don't know. So it's a room you could pay a girl to go.

Speaker 3:

No, I'm talking about the old Pink Pony I'm talking about where Ply's and old Pink a shower.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, they had that glass shower. They had a glass shower and you could sit there and watch the girl shower.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, take a shower. Every time I was there, I never saw a shower, and I'm talking about I was going at like 2013, 2014.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, there's a room what was there? Big glass room and there's a big shower.

Speaker 3:

Girl, I'm going to come in and take a shower. Yeah, pole, because it still looks the same now.

Speaker 4:

It's just where the DJ booth is now, so everybody can see you, and you were naked too right?

Speaker 3:

No, we stayed in our clothes.

Speaker 4:

Because that place is full nude, I think. Yes, because there's no liquor, no liquor. Yeah, what do they say? Full nude? No liquor.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, in.

Speaker 4:

Hillsboro though because in Pinellas or Pasco you like bare assets, Pasco.

Speaker 1:

You can't Like Bear Assets, Pasco you can't.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, penelope, you can't. But Pasco, I didn't know about.

Speaker 1:

Pasco, pasco, you can't.

Speaker 4:

Because they have Brass. Flamingo and Bear Assets.

Speaker 3:

But I worked there and that's full nuke full liquor, yeah, but I remember getting naked there.

Speaker 1:

But you can.

Speaker 3:

But you can, yeah, you can. I don't know.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 3:

I was more of a peekaboo kind of girl. Anyway, I like an ah.

Speaker 4:

Do you ever work at? Show Me's what's Show Me's? It's on Florida and Bears.

Speaker 2:

Is this a name?

Speaker 4:

It's nothing but Cuban women there.

Speaker 3:

Oh God, I'm not going to lie and I'm not talking about.

Speaker 4:

English-speaking Cuban women. No, I know You're talking about like Cuban Like. Cuban can been, can't speak a lick of English. You need to use Google Translate if you're white. Yeah, we like that.

Speaker 1:

There's room for error. I would call that a black club, but I like that when they can't quite translate, so something goes wrong. Ah, that's my out. You misunderstood her. Wait, what do you mean If something goes left Like what?

Speaker 3:

Let's say she goes, we'll go to the back room and I'll fuck you. And then she goes like that.

Speaker 1:

It's in Spanish. It does not do that, it doesn't do it, and then she just wants the money. Yeah, Now I can use the language barrier as an excuse. I still have to fire her, but like what were you using Google Translate? You know that's not hundred percent right all the time. I mean you could it translated to just a dance? Yeah, she didn't understand you know what I mean?

Speaker 4:

well, I want my money back. Ah, big sign no refunds me, dog god. If you gotta put that sign up in a club, oh no every club has a sign that says no refunds.

Speaker 1:

If you go to penthouse right now, the sign says no refunds I wonder where the sign is. Right around the front door.

Speaker 4:

Oh, that's why I'm sure.

Speaker 1:

Because that's where ours is right. The front door says no refunds.

Speaker 4:

So then you guys charge a cover at Omnia? Yeah, so does.

Speaker 1:

Penthouse.

Speaker 3:

Yes, they do.

Speaker 2:

Whether you eat or not.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, yeah, I've never eaten at penthouse.

Speaker 1:

Really, why not let's?

Speaker 4:

do it. I can't eat at a strip club. Let's go.

Speaker 3:

Why do you feel like that? Come on bro, I ain't going to hold you, bro, I ain't going to hold you. I ain't going to hold you. It's some of the best food in the world.

Speaker 1:

I promise you that steak is gas I had to eat.

Speaker 3:

I ate. And why would you eat free food at a strip club? What time is it? We can make it, we can my fault. I'm just saying I love Penthouse, I love their food. It's really good, I would say.

Speaker 1:

That burger was good. I had a baby on that. I had the burger there.

Speaker 4:

It was amazing and the cover's five bucks, I'll take it.

Speaker 1:

Take it today.

Speaker 4:

Go on. It used to be no pasties back in 2013, when you first started. Then somebody passed a law that said gentlemen's clubs have to have pasties. Some of these bitches take it off.

Speaker 1:

They can take it off during their performance on stage.

Speaker 4:

They're not supposed to.

Speaker 1:

You get a little window. They say it supposed to Right what he said. You get a little window.

Speaker 4:

They say it falls off.

Speaker 1:

They say it fell off, it fell off.

Speaker 4:

And then maybe I dance one more song, that part. You know what I mean.

Speaker 1:

So it's okay, shout out to Penthouse. We'll see you guys soon.

Speaker 4:

Sponsor us. Sure, we shout them out way too much for them not to talk about it.

Speaker 3:

What about scores? Is that a no-no?

Speaker 4:

No scores is. I always enjoyed going to scores. Their food is good.

Speaker 1:

So you'll eat at scores but not penthouses? Yes, why.

Speaker 3:

What's the difference? What's the difference? Because there's a glass.

Speaker 1:

Does it make you feel better?

Speaker 4:

Man, I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 3:

That's a great.

Speaker 4:

I don't know, I just I trust scores more it's on deal, mabry.

Speaker 3:

They don't get no free food. It's on deal, mabry. Bro, are you serious? We're talking about what's on West Shore, that's by International Mall they're across the street from Charlie's.

Speaker 1:

How could their steak be bad? You know what I've?

Speaker 4:

never thought about that before. You got two great steakhouses right there. You know what, by real grit at that. I've never thought about that before.

Speaker 1:

Never thought about that before you got two great steakhouses right there.

Speaker 4:

It was crazy and Fleming's is right there too.

Speaker 3:

Oh yeah, shit Fleming's is there.

Speaker 4:

Ocean.

Speaker 3:

Prime.

Speaker 1:

Ocean Prime right there, eddie D's is around the fucking corner, eddie D's is up around the corner, but you're trusting what's on.

Speaker 4:

But those are strip clubs. Scores is a gentleman's club.

Speaker 1:

Oh Wait, you're right down the Hold on. Wait a minute you got a little bodega right next to Scores and we're not trusting you, you ever been to 2001 Odyssey?

Speaker 4:

No, yes, okay you remember the time where they had the guy that was selling brats outside? In the little cart.

Speaker 3:

Mm-hmm brats outside in the little cart. It was something what Bratwurst the sausage digger. Oh, I remember that.

Speaker 4:

It was late at night. It was late at night.

Speaker 1:

Today's the grill.

Speaker 4:

I always slept it was like one of those New York style streets.

Speaker 3:

I figured that you know what I drove by but never got one. But got you, but I ate one.

Speaker 4:

I remember that Bro Gotcha, but I ate one. I remember that, bro.

Speaker 3:

That place is awesome, I can believe it. Yeah, those little trucks always do it.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, every time. So it wasn't even a truck, it was literally like a stand.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, with a little umbrella. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like New York style, like you said, yeah. Best, thing, I don't care what's street grease? I can go for it. I like that, but I like that.

Speaker 1:

And live with it. I like that. Yeah, right I like it and live with it. All right, folks, we'll be right back for part two of A Max we Trust. Like, comment, subscribe, mash that notification button so you get all of our new videos and shout out to Penthouse Sponsor us, sponsor us.

Speaker 3:

They want it, they need it, tom we do need it, we'll be right back.

Speaker 1:

We're back. Part two of In Max we Trust with the lovely Miss Sally Berry.

Speaker 2:

Sally.

Speaker 1:

Berry, that's her IG thing, that's my. Ig.

Speaker 4:

Oh, for real yes.

Speaker 1:

See how I do that. Now I start adding your Instagram handle so when they see the collaborator, they know who it's for. Miss Sally, you have some beautiful children. Why, thank you, you have some good and you got good kids. Yeah, you can say that they're good kids, they're decent.

Speaker 4:

Some of them have stomach aches.

Speaker 1:

But that's crazy thinking about that, like now they'll call your parents about a tummy ache. I remember back when I was in school a tummy ache. They'd be like all right, cool, here's a T thumbs some water. See you later, that's what.

Speaker 3:

I remember. I just remember going about my business like oh, your stomach hurts. Oh, you're just going to lay here for the rest of the day until it's time for you to go to school.

Speaker 1:

We're not calling you, we're not calling your mom.

Speaker 4:

We're just going to let them know like, hey, you weren't feeling too well, that's great, suck it up, deal with it. Yeah, for real.

Speaker 1:

Do you think kids nowadays have it easier than we did coming up? Because I know our parents in general say you guys don't know how easy you have it, but now that we're parents, Absolutely. Like no, I catch myself saying the same thing Too easy.

Speaker 2:

You don't fucking know you don't know, struggle you don't know what it's like being constipated at school I used to walk five miles uphill both ways. Yeah up in the snow.

Speaker 4:

You know what I mean, but like I don't even know how that's possible Uphill five miles both ways. I mean, like how is that? On the way back you had to be coming downhill, right, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1:

We didn't question it back in the day Like. I remember my school lunch was, you know whatever was in the sandwich bag my mom sent. Now that like some schools are catered Like they get like real patties real.

Speaker 3:

This must be at private and charter schools, because ain't no way to say no public school.

Speaker 4:

No, it wasn't a public school. It started in middle school. I went to Walker also. Well, I went to three different my cousins went there. So I went to Walker, I went to Rowan Park and I went to Martinez. Martinez was by far the nicest school. Where is that? It's off of Lutz Lake, fern Road.

Speaker 3:

Oh, look what you just said.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, in the white part of town, yeah, the white part of town.

Speaker 3:

being a Spanish, kid, you had to make friends with the rednecks you have to.

Speaker 4:

You have to. What's wrong with making friends with them?

Speaker 3:

Nothing, woo, I'm telling you that if you made friends with them, nobody bothered you oh okay, Got it.

Speaker 1:

I mean, it makes sense. I guess it's like you go to jail. You know what I mean. You find out who's got the biggest numbers in the pod. Oh yeah, you run the show here. What's up, man, there you get with them. You don't want no problems. You know what I mean? I wouldn't know about any of that.

Speaker 4:

But they had a catered. Well, not catered, but you could bring money to school and spend it on better food.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, yeah, we kind of had that, but not really yeah commissary, but for school Got it yeah. I'm not going to lie. School's definitely like a prison, it is.

Speaker 4:

They're designed exactly like prisons. Yeah, people can't get out, people can't go in.

Speaker 1:

And they tell you everything you do is on their time. I mean, I'm just saying Everything's on their time.

Speaker 3:

Single file line.

Speaker 1:

You move when they tell you to how they.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, it's like.

Speaker 4:

If you're late, you get in trouble.

Speaker 1:

You know what I'm saying? Kids are prisoners. That's crazy. That's sad, that's really shitty.

Speaker 3:

At least they're learning. Are they, are, they, are they?

Speaker 1:

They learn what's on the FCAT.

Speaker 3:

That's not even a thing anymore.

Speaker 1:

There's no FCAT, no more.

Speaker 3:

It's not called FCAT, it's called FAST.

Speaker 1:

Oh, I don't know. I went to private school, yeah, tim Baptist.

Speaker 4:

Damn dog, You're fancy Rich, rich over here. You feel me Carlton Banks in?

Speaker 2:

action, baby yeah you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1:

I was fancy when I got to college. I was smooth. We were writing college essays as freshmen, so by the time I got to college it was Breezy. Oh what? Oh, you need Next. What else we doing?

Speaker 4:

What'd you go to college for? Again?

Speaker 1:

I picked the one thing with the least amount of math communication. Oh, there you go, Me and math did not get along.

Speaker 3:

Math is so fun. Yeah, math is fun, I'll agree with that.

Speaker 1:

Math is fun. Only Cubans like math.

Speaker 4:

Well, we like numbers, fuck you.

Speaker 1:

It's y'all and Asians, because you don't have to translate anything in English and Spanish.

Speaker 3:

We damn sure don't, because guess what Numbers don't lie, and numbers are universal. Yes.

Speaker 1:

Agreed.

Speaker 3:

And so is yes and no.

Speaker 4:

They never say no. Well, on the podcast, a couple have said no.

Speaker 3:

Oh no, I don't even know what they said.

Speaker 4:

No to, but no, no, all right, no. Elise Alley called him a 6.75.

Speaker 1:

What the hell does that mean? She rated me a 6.75. What is that? That's like pi, like on a scale of one to 10.

Speaker 3:

Yeah she gave me 6. Why'd she give you so many?

Speaker 4:

numbers. I don't know well, no, she rated him at a what was it? A seven and a half. What was it seven and a half? Personality and like a six looks, and it came out to six points six, point seven, five. I'm over it, she's like she's like. That sounds about right.

Speaker 3:

That's her opinion, but okay, I'm still prettier than her baby daddy.

Speaker 1:

Oh Ouch, Wow Said it and I meant it.

Speaker 4:

We always ask this for people that have danced before what's the most you ever made in one night?

Speaker 3:

I've never made nothing too crazy, I've only made like what 3,000.

Speaker 1:

I hate it. They say that Nothing too crazy For like less than 12 hours With the work you left with.

Speaker 4:

Can you move it closer? Can you move it closer? Like this yeah.

Speaker 3:

Is it yeah?

Speaker 1:

Here, okay, there you go.

Speaker 3:

I didn't know where I was at. Okay.

Speaker 4:

How much you said? A thousand, no 3,000, bro. That's what Rob Markman 3G. Rob Markman 3G. How much you said? A thousand, 3g, no 3,000.

Speaker 1:

Bro, that's what I'm saying. You're talking like nothing, 6 hours worth of work.

Speaker 4:

But this is the thing If that, because I've seen girls who made like- 10 bands, stupid bands.

Speaker 1:

You know what I'm saying, yeah, but they're throwing that pussy out. That's. She was singing it for four grand.

Speaker 4:

Oh no, no, three thousand three thousand for it.

Speaker 1:

And then she, alexis sold it for three G's, but I've been to Miami and watched a group of girls make 50k a group of girls, though, but there's yeah, but that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3:

But like you're looking, at it.

Speaker 1:

There's only five girls in that section, so 10k each, that's 10 bands each for bands each, for they were in the section for maybe an hour. Oh good, what Bro? I'm just saying you made 10 bands in an hour.

Speaker 4:

They're making $10,000 an hour in Miami. Yes, yeah, quickly Bro, miami.

Speaker 1:

So the last time I went to Booby Trap on the river, this is years ago. What's Amber Rose? They should have called it Booty Trap. That's the ball chick, right yeah, Amber Rose is bald, right yeah.

Speaker 3:

Amber.

Speaker 1:

Rose is bald, so she's over there. She's got $10,000 and one girl on the stage with her throwing ass on her. She just grabbed a whole thousand yeah yeah, so Amber Rose was tipping. Yeah, she's tipping because she used to be a dancer. Oh yeah, she used to be a dancer back in the day, so she threw $10,000.

Speaker 2:

She's been dancing back in the day, so she threw 10 grand on this.

Speaker 3:

That's Kanye's ex-wife right yeah, not ex -wife. That was Khalifa's ex-wife.

Speaker 4:

Where's?

Speaker 3:

Khalifa's. That's Kanye's ex-girlfriend.

Speaker 1:

Yes, yes, Okay, yeah, Either way. These niggas just run through strippers Anyway.

Speaker 2:

Wow.

Speaker 4:

They do, they really do, they do live the same lifestyle.

Speaker 1:

I'm not saying they're wrong for it. What lifestyle is that?

Speaker 3:

You do your own drum. You get to do what you want. You have financial freedom.

Speaker 1:

And you're always available. Oh exactly, You're always available. You don't have a real schedule. The chick with a 9 to 5, if he reaches out to her at 2 am on a Wednesday, she's in bed asleep. The girl who's a dancer? She's getting up. She's. You need me to be where in 30 minutes. I'm there. Yeah, she's getting off work, or she's either like oh, she's ready to leave her club, right now?

Speaker 3:

Yeah, because she knows she's going to make money with you. Oh shit, yeah, it's just being a dancer. You have a to dance who now has a 9 to 5, completely two different lifestyles.

Speaker 1:

You can't even-. What are you doing now?

Speaker 3:

I work at a call center. That's a different kind of ho-ism there as well.

Speaker 1:

You got a sexy voice for the ho-ism.

Speaker 3:

No, I surprisingly have a man voice. People call me sir, are you no, there's nothing sexy about it, will you?

Speaker 1:

Nothing sexy about it.

Speaker 3:

There's shit nothing sexy about it. Now, some dudes who know that I'm a girl yes, they know they'll try to they'll kind of get into it.

Speaker 4:

So then, what do you? What do you say when they say no, sir, it doesn't matter, it's just me talking, so you just keep going.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, sometimes I just roll with the flow.

Speaker 4:

I'll just say I got a wife and kids, I'm on the phone.

Speaker 2:

You'll never hear me again.

Speaker 3:

Some people when I feel like they're just, they continuously call me sir offensively. I'm like, okay, hey, look, let me just stop you in your tracks. I'm a whole woman. I'm a man. None of that. Transgender XYZ, none of that. I'm a whole girl. Girl, please refer to me as such. We're not going to do. And this one lady was like so you're with the pro now? No, I have three kids and I got C-sectioned and I pushed one out. I'm a girl, lady, woman, madam, however you want to put it.

Speaker 4:

Yeah. So, it does get to you sometimes.

Speaker 3:

This wouldn't get to you. Okay, sir, you're welcome. Sir, no worries sir, hey sir, I'm like dang, you don't got to say it every time you say a sentence, bro, Like if you say it throughout the call, cool, but like every single sentence, it gets annoying. I get it, sir, I'm just fucking with you.

Speaker 1:

Now, since we're talking disrespect on the phone, I'm glad you got there because you see how step one and step two, who the fuck the wait Moving on.

Speaker 3:

What Not even saved yeah it's a number I don't recognize.

Speaker 2:

It'll be okay.

Speaker 1:

As a woman, what is the most disrespectful reply you've had to a text that a man sent to you Like? Told me Like a man sent you something and you just had an outrageous, disrespectful reply to it.

Speaker 4:

Like she asked a question and then he responded disrespectfully.

Speaker 1:

No, no, no, Like he's he just said some disrespectful shit. No he just said something and your reply is off the wall, disrespectful.

Speaker 3:

Like mine.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I'm, ooh, yeah, that one, that one right there.

Speaker 3:

So I'll say this there it is. Typically, if you say anything stupid, I'm going to come back. I'm a nice, nasty, disrespectful. So I'm going to say it in the most nicest, nastiest way, because you make no sense, can you give? Us an example Like this one dude just texted me the other day and was like, oh, I can only see you in the club, kind of deal. And I'm like, see, that's why we don't talk to each other now, because you're weird. Why would you even say that? Why would you even say that.

Speaker 1:

Why would you openly?

Speaker 3:

say that, first of all, you don't even make time to let us plan to do something. I keep telling you let's plan. You don't want to plan, not my problem. So if you tend to see me out, it's because you be outside it didn't really seem like you were disrespectful, though.

Speaker 4:

You just called it what it was. Yeah, that's Not disrespectful.

Speaker 3:

That's just I mean, but people take that as disrespect.

Speaker 1:

I know I've said some out-of-pocket, disrespectful shit, like what, like what. Oh, glad you asked.

Speaker 4:

Come on, give us one.

Speaker 1:

So this one girl said something not too long ago Like why do you never reach out to me? I said I don't reach out to girls, I'm not interested in.

Speaker 4:

That's not disrespectful. You see what?

Speaker 3:

I'm saying Like that's what I'm saying. I don't feel like I'm disrespectful, I feel like I'm very straight to the point I'm just direct and people take it as disrespect.

Speaker 4:

But everything you mentioned wasn't harsh the way you mentioned. It was harsh, you could have said something about it.

Speaker 2:

I don't think that was harsh at all, I don't care.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, that's it, fuck it.

Speaker 3:

I don't feel like that was harsh, I feel like that was just honest yeah.

Speaker 4:

Now she's thinking to herself well, am I ugly, Am I fat?

Speaker 1:

All of the above.

Speaker 4:

I feel like wow.

Speaker 3:

Well how did she get your number?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, how did she? She didn't ask me for my number. She on my social media.

Speaker 3:

Found it, oh yeah.

Speaker 1:

Oh.

Speaker 3:

You must have had time on your hands. I did, because typically I leave them on read or don't read it at all.

Speaker 1:

It's one of those. I think I was in a group chat with the boys. I was getting ready to send more memes and gifs and shit, so I was like yeah, yeah, yeah, and then it popped up.

Speaker 3:

I got time today.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, boop, here we go. So even that's low keykey, not that disrespectful I mean. I think disrespectful would have been a reply like yeah, because you're fat and ugly, I'm not interested what you mean, I done called a girl a booger wolf before the what A booger wolf?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I called a girl a booger wolf, I don't even know what that is yeah, see what the hell is that? A booger wolf. It A booger wolf, it just.

Speaker 3:

What Taye Dallas signs.

Speaker 1:

Yeah Taye.

Speaker 3:

Dallas signs Booger wolf, two of my girls in the club.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 3:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

He don't know the song. That's what I'm saying. No, I don't. Yes, you do.

Speaker 3:

No, I don't. You gotta know that song.

Speaker 1:

Off the air, we gonna play it. Yeah, we got you. You Remember Snuffleupagus from Sesame.

Speaker 3:

Street.

Speaker 4:

No, with the big eyes and the lashes, I don't even remember Big Bird and the Trash Guy.

Speaker 3:

You don't even remember Elmo.

Speaker 4:

Oh, Elmo.

Speaker 3:

Oh, and the Cookie Monster. So okay, yeah, snuffleupagus was that big brown thing with the pink lips and the big eyes, and they had really long lashes.

Speaker 1:

And he popped in from time to time. Go ahead, look it up, because it's going to hurt your feelings.

Speaker 3:

When you see him. You can be like oh okay, I remember that guy. He wasn't there like that though, but yeah.

Speaker 1:

The most disrespectful thing I've heard in person lately was this girl at Chick-fil-A called one of the customers, miss Piggy. She said something about but Miss Piggy, cute no that's pretty fucked up.

Speaker 4:

That's pretty fucked up. That's pretty fucked up. Rob Markman Nah, the lady at Chick-fil-A Rob Markman. Oh, I do know who that is. Rob Markman, told you, rob.

Speaker 1:

Markman.

Speaker 2:

You see it, you know it, rob.

Speaker 1:

Markman. Yeah, yeah, yeah, rob Markman, but I was at Chick-fil-A and I'm waiting on my Southwest salad. I'm waiting on it, rob Markman. Wow, rob Markman. I the guy who did the bomb but go ahead. Rob Markman, the guy who did the bomb but go ahead. It was going to wait on that Southwestern Rob Markman the guy who did the bomb.

Speaker 2:

But go ahead.

Speaker 1:

Oh, you had to really I had to get going.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

So this lady comes, little Karen walks back here.

Speaker 3:

Not little. Karen, big Karen.

Speaker 1:

Big Karen. No, no, she's little, because she's all like five Extra fucking sauce.

Speaker 4:

I bet you did so like and mind you in my mind.

Speaker 1:

I'm thinking like she's gonna like the bag should be big. If she asks for all this extra sauce, it means you got a lot of orders Right. It's the little. You know what I mean? The little like if you ask for like, just like a 12 count nugget and fry the little normal bag, but she sauce. Now this is how I knew where I was at, because I was at the one over there off Fowler, that Chick-fil-A off Fowler, and the girl from around the corner said look here, miss Piggy, it's at the bottom of the fucking bag. And I said I said oh, my God, oh, and then like here's what the manager did.

Speaker 2:

He told the manager stop, stop.

Speaker 1:

We're not going to do that. Stop, no, no, no, no, I got time, big bad guy. No, I got time. Move, move, move. Now I'm like, so I'm here waiting. The other four little light skinned girls got my salad in her hand. I'm standing like this with my hand out. We're both looking at the situation like You're a Miss.

Speaker 3:

Piggy.

Speaker 4:

Customer service.

Speaker 1:

They didn't even know what's going on. Everybody in line just stopped. Everybody stopped what they were doing. They were like oh, oh yeah.

Speaker 3:

At.

Speaker 1:

Chick-fil-A.

Speaker 3:

At Chick-fil-A.

Speaker 1:

McDonald's, I'd have took that. Burger King, took it. Taco Bell, absolutely Any of the little Chinese spots. Of course Ling Ling gonna get down one good time, but like Chick-fil-A.

Speaker 3:

You must have never been to Chick-fil-A in Georgia. No, oh, then you'll understand why.

Speaker 4:

Well, it depends on which part of Georgia Does it matter? Oh, it does, because I've been to one in Georgia. What part Savannah?

Speaker 1:

Doesn't count, that is Georgia. What part Savannah?

Speaker 3:

Doesn't count. Okay, that is Georgia. Nobody's angry in Savannah. No, come on Look what you just said Savannah Georgia. You said Savannah, so it makes sense.

Speaker 4:

When I said which part of Georgia? Fair enough, there you go, I agree you made my point. Because I was in Macon. Okay, well, that's still I was in.

Speaker 3:

Macon. Georgia and went to a Chick-fil-A and it looked like the 12-year-olds were working and it was dirty and I don't know what. It was dirty, Dirty, dirty and I was like I left. I didn't even order, oh shit. When I went inside I was like this is not Chick-fil-A.

Speaker 4:

No, no, no, All right. So here question In Tampa, in the Bay Area, where would you not go to Chick-fil-A Other than, to be quite frank, all of them, because none of them are like really.

Speaker 2:

Oh, there's, one right here.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, that one's nice, that's brand new.

Speaker 1:

Brand new and we're in a white area.

Speaker 3:

I trust this. We're in a white area.

Speaker 1:

It might not be seasoned well, but everything's clean. You know what I mean. It's clean. You know what I mean. It's clean Like I go to one on Fowler, that little, they might have a little Extra sauce with it.

Speaker 2:

Like if I tell them.

Speaker 1:

Look, I want some regular nuggets. I want you to take some buffalo, some ranch, put it in a bag, shake it up, hand it to me. I got an extra $10 for you.

Speaker 4:

You know that steak and shake Off of Fowler yeah, okay, I've been there before. Not, I got a was a snack pack back when I was going to USF times were tight. Snack pack was just a small single.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, small little fry, a small drink, oh, yeah, so then I eat my burger.

Speaker 4:

I get all the way down to the bottom of the fry bag and there's a cockroach fried up, right, no bullshit at the bottom of the bag.

Speaker 1:

Did you finish the fries? I did finish the fries, bro. Constance man, that cockroach almost got it too. I mean shit.

Speaker 4:

Times were tight, so I had to. I was like you know what it was in the fryer. All the germs are cooked. I might have almost tried to eat the cockroach.

Speaker 3:

All I'm saying is I've known in places that got roaches. The food is good.

Speaker 4:

Yeah Well, I went back there because it was the only Steak and Shake in the area and it was like $3.99. I was like this is a deal.

Speaker 1:

The closest. Next one is out there by the one on Hillsboro.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, see, that's too far, that's too far.

Speaker 3:

And I worked off of New Henry.

Speaker 1:

so, oh man, I don't want to talk about that. I ain't going to hold you. I'm really upset what. That taco bus is gone. The OG taco bus, it's gone. The one on Hillsborough Gone.

Speaker 4:

I used to live right next to it, bro, that was the best place to go to, and their green sauce was the best sauce. Now that I go to, all the other places they suck man. So all of taco bus is gone gone?

Speaker 1:

No, I think the one on Hillsboro is.

Speaker 4:

That's the only one.

Speaker 2:

The big one on Hillsboro is gone.

Speaker 1:

That had actual bus. That one's gone. There's like a taco bus adjacent in downtown.

Speaker 3:

I was just going to say I think the one in downtown is still there, but I mean.

Speaker 1:

But that doesn't count. There's also one on.

Speaker 3:

Fletcher.

Speaker 1:

I think, Nah, that one don't count neither.

Speaker 4:

Well, it's in a free standing-.

Speaker 1:

That's what I'm saying. It's just a one building. No, I need the bus.

Speaker 4:

I need that little random Spanish dude. Why did it close down? Come on, you don't know why.

Speaker 3:

You got Las Coronitas or California.

Speaker 1:

You got so many taco places.

Speaker 4:

No, no, I know he probably had so many cockroaches that he couldn't even pass them.

Speaker 1:

Nah you know what's crazy? When Trump started sending niggas back to their country. It's crazy Taco bus went down.

Speaker 2:

It's crazy, that's wild.

Speaker 4:

So all their workers are gone, is what you're saying?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Now you're American. All I'm saying is Trump started kicking niggas out the country. Taco bus went under. I don't know what happened.

Speaker 4:

It didn't go under Just that location.

Speaker 1:

Just that location, but that was the most authentic.

Speaker 4:

I would agree a thousand percent.

Speaker 1:

Cause I used to live right there On Highlands in Hillsborough.

Speaker 4:

Oh wow, okay On Giddens.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, are you right there? Yeah?

Speaker 4:

So it was literally, bro, we'd get blasted and then just go there.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it was a move, it was awesome yeah, taco, taco Bus is gone.

Speaker 3:

Well, I mean.

Speaker 1:

No, no, it's gone. No, no, I'm saying the best.

Speaker 3:

I haven't even heard about Taco Bus Carne.

Speaker 4:

Asada Burrito, that was what I would order.

Speaker 1:

Okay, okay. I don't even know what my order was, because a little lady is saying Ah, moranito Un burrito she knew what I wanted. She knew what I wanted Because I always ordered the same burrito. It was like a big ass chicken burrito with rice and shit.

Speaker 4:

You're a chicken guy? Yeah, makes sense, I'm black Duh.

Speaker 2:

That does not mean anything. Yes, it does Apparently so, it does she knew, she knew.

Speaker 1:

She's like ah un chicken burrito. Okay, and she just wrapped that big boy and it was huge as shit and she'd be like okay, $8.99.

Speaker 4:

Would it have been better if it was fried chicken? Absolutely, yeah. Yeah, I don't know man.

Speaker 1:

Their chicken was pretty good Like fried chicken strips.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, I'm in there In a burrito.

Speaker 1:

I'm taking it. What's a snack wrap at McDonald's?

Speaker 3:

No, have you had a new one. No, yes, if you had fried chicken wrapped in a tortilla.

Speaker 4:

that's what a snack wrap is, but did you have it? Now that they brought it back. It's not the same.

Speaker 1:

It's not the same. It's not the same, I don't go to.

Speaker 3:

McDonald's. I hate it. Remember that day.

Speaker 4:

I tried it twice With K. Oh yeah, this guy almost died.

Speaker 3:

I believe it. I feel like McDonald's is like poison.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, you know what's wild. You get a Big Mac meal for like 15 bucks Insane. Or you can go to Chili's or fucking Applebee's.

Speaker 2:

And get the whole.

Speaker 4:

For like $12.

Speaker 3:

Easy money. I like Fresh Kitchen.

Speaker 1:

Oh my gosh yes.

Speaker 4:

I think there's one right down the street Fresh Kitchen.

Speaker 3:

I love you, don't they?

Speaker 4:

They close at like 2, right Fresh Kitchen. No, they open for like 9. Like 9.

Speaker 3:

There's a spot in I don't think I know where Fresh Kitchen is. It's a green.

Speaker 1:

You need to go to Fresh Kitchen. Rob Markman, it's like a really healthy version of Chipotle.

Speaker 3:

What Chipotle? Who Rob Markman Fresh Kitchen? Oh, not too much Rob Markman Chipotle actually has had the most outbreaks of Chipotle who?

Speaker 1:

Rob Markman Salmonella. Rob Markman Fresh Kitchen. That's cool, but you know what's crazy about that?

Speaker 3:

Rob Markman. That's crazy. With Fresh Kitchen what I just those noodles and the steak.

Speaker 1:

No, it wasn't. It wasn't that coconut rice shit.

Speaker 4:

They don't sell alcohol, though.

Speaker 3:

It's not a place to.

Speaker 4:

It's not for that, even their soda doesn't even have sugar in it. I'm not going to a place that doesn't sell alcohol.

Speaker 1:

It's cool. There's a bar next door to one of them. You know what?

Speaker 3:

this is a good place for For when you're going with someone a little bougie. It's a good first date pick. Fresh Kitchen, absolutely, they got good aesthetics, especially which one you go to Kind of like Cava.

Speaker 1:

The one on Bruce B Downs I like that one.

Speaker 3:

I like which, that's by Morito's going west to Chapel.

Speaker 1:

I'm not going up that far.

Speaker 3:

Well, I live that way, so I go that way. That was pleasingly aesthetic.

Speaker 1:

That's where I live, aesthetically pleasing, okay. So when we come back for the next segment, we're going to talk about first dates. When we come back for the next segment, we're going to talk first dates.

Speaker 3:

That's okay, apparently.

Speaker 1:

Fresh. Kitchen no we're not doing Fresh Kitchen. Fuck that, we'll be right back. Like comment, subscribe, mash that notification button and we'll be right back. All right, we're back. Part three of In Match we Trust with Sally Berry. Now, we said when we came back we was going to talk about first dates.

Speaker 4:

And we can't say Fresh Kitchen.

Speaker 3:

We're not saying fresh kitchen. We're not saying fresh kitchen. I just think it's a cutesy place If you're just Trying to feel the person out.

Speaker 4:

Okay, so that's more of like a, a coffee Casual. You know how people say Very casual, like you know A little quick, little pick.

Speaker 3:

Like a lunch, like a cute little lunch, just something like I want Before I take you anywhere. That is of caliber.

Speaker 4:

Oh shit, you're taking the guy out.

Speaker 3:

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. If I'm taking him out, I'm picking whatever place I want.

Speaker 1:

It could be of that or this If you're taking him out, does he owe you some dick afterwards?

Speaker 3:

Absolutely not.

Speaker 4:

Oh, I thought that was going to go a different way? Absolutely not. Why would you be taking a guy out?

Speaker 3:

Have you ever taken a guy out? Oh yeah, that I was dating.

Speaker 1:

No, no, no On our first date. Oh fuck, no. Oh yeah, we just asked, yeah, yeah, yeah, we just asked?

Speaker 3:

Absolutely not Okay.

Speaker 1:

Oh no. But did you, you want to spend time with me.

Speaker 3:

You want to spend some money on me, so I know I can spend money on you.

Speaker 4:

What's spending money on you?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4:

How much are these guys? It doesn't matter. Ocean Prime, I'm not that girl, I'm not that girl. Okay. He says we're going to McDonald's, let's go First date. Mcflurries, baby.

Speaker 3:

My thing is, but she's broken, though Fuck what I'm saying more so is like I don't care where we're at, as long as I can have a conversation with you and we can and the vibes is right. Yeah, I'm cool with that. So not a movie. It doesn't, because at the end of the day, I've been on a date at Eddie V's or Ocean Prime and had the worst time of my life. Oh shit, because there's no chemistry. There is no-.

Speaker 3:

And I'm stuck sitting here waiting on this meal and I'm a very intellectual person, so I like to converse, I like to talk, I'd like to see what you like to think about, what you like to do, where you like to go.

Speaker 4:

So then, what's your best first date then?

Speaker 3:

My best first date.

Speaker 4:

You don't have to call out the guy I would never, because I'm not even going to say it Even though you should, because it's the best first date.

Speaker 3:

I can't, because I'm just not going to, I'm not going to do it Because he's married now and I love his wife. But, that was one of my best first dates.

Speaker 4:

What did y'all do?

Speaker 3:

We went to Ken's, I mean Ken's. We went to Kobe's.

Speaker 1:

I'm telling you Kobe's is a clutch first date. I like Kobe's, I love Kobe's. It's a clutch first date.

Speaker 3:

And when we went there he said they were like well, what special occasion are you guys celebrating? He's like it's our first year anniversary, our first, what First year anniversary.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, they treat you different. They treat you different.

Speaker 3:

Different. They prayed the table. We were just. It was a vibe.

Speaker 1:

They prayed over us.

Speaker 3:

We got hats, we got food, we got desserts, we got drinks.

Speaker 1:

Did they get a free sake? Yeah, don't tell me that's. We got food, we got desserts, we got drinks. I mean, free drinks Did they get?

Speaker 2:

a free sake.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, yeah, don't tell me that's the hack right there, because I'm going to be doing that. Every time I go to Cobra's there's one right down the street from me.

Speaker 3:

Oh baby, do it anywhere you go, every restaurant, tell them you're celebrating your first year anniversary.

Speaker 1:

First year they will pull out All the fucking stops for you, yo this.

Speaker 4:

Yo, this guy sounds like a smart guy it is.

Speaker 3:

He's in IT. So yeah, no, but that was the first date that I ever went along with, whatever shenanigans was going on, Because years back I was dating this one dude and we were at some restaurant at the National Mall. Was he a felon? No, he was actually going to USF for law, oh, not communications.

Speaker 1:

No, not for communications, okay.

Speaker 3:

No, not for communications no.

Speaker 1:

He was trying to go get some felons.

Speaker 3:

So you know we're sitting there and you know he has his shades on. We're chilling and this girl keeps coming up to us. She's like you have to be somebody Like you're somebody. I'm like girl, he's nobody, he's just my man Come down Rob. Markman Jr.

Speaker 4:

At Kobe's. No, no, no, different one. This is a different date.

Speaker 3:

This is the guy I was actually dating. We were together.

Speaker 1:

Rob Markman Jr. But catch what she said you must be somebody. Oh, he's nobody.

Speaker 3:

He's just my man. I was like 21 at the time. You paid for it, absolutely not.

Speaker 4:

Oh, okay, so he still paid.

Speaker 3:

He definitely did. Yeah, yeah, but I would say like, had I went along with it, who's to say how that would have went down? I'm trying to tell you I was being so like territorial about my man. Like no, that's my man. Like no, he's mine.

Speaker 2:

Don't touch him.

Speaker 4:

He's my man, like no, he's mine, don't touch him, he's my fucking somebody don't look at the fuck up, but the chick that came up to him and said that was she good looking she was a pretty, she was our waitress, she's beautiful, beautiful.

Speaker 2:

She was the waitress yelling at the waitress.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, I yelled at her. I just told her no, like she kept saying that she's like no, because you're in here with her, like you gotta be somebody she gave you a compliment and I said no, that's my man.

Speaker 1:

Wow, let this nigga be a celebrity for the day yo exactly.

Speaker 3:

I'm sorry, I had a horrible mindset at the time and I was very territorial. I was a little insecure and I didn't want, like you know, you giving him too much granted at the time would you say she was prettier than you no, I would never say that well Then, why were you jealous then? Because it was just another girl complimenting my man. You should be thrilled.

Speaker 1:

I am like that now, but then no, I didn't feel like that, because if you're this nigga's, get our flowers and, to be honest with you, the dude was not the best good looking.

Speaker 3:

That's why I'm like girl, you're doing too, you doing to me, see, and that might be the only time you get a random pretty chick.

Speaker 1:

Tell me pretty.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, exactly, oh, you ruined it.

Speaker 1:

I'm sorry, fuck, I'm sorry.

Speaker 4:

Hey you like Latinas, bro, I do. This is what you're dealing with.

Speaker 2:

But that was once again. I had an immature mindset and loving it, love it here.

Speaker 1:

It's the best place to be.

Speaker 3:

I love it, but no, I was being immature and young and not understanding what was really going on. Because now, if that were to happen, I would definitely egg it on. Let him have his moment, let him shine, let him be great, like babe. She thinks you look good.

Speaker 4:

Now he's got confidence. Yeah, maybe he can make something of his life.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 4:

But instead you were like nah, he ain't nobody, and then he goes to jail, bro, he never went to jail he said felon.

Speaker 1:

No no, no, no, no, no no no, he was going for a career in law, oh, in law. So now he's going to pick up some time?

Speaker 3:

Yeah, no he was in law at the time, he was going to USF. So, yeah, no, he is totally different. 20 bucks.

Speaker 4:

Rob Markman, I ain't gonna hold you, did he?

Speaker 3:

become a lawyer? I wouldn't know. We don't speak.

Speaker 1:

Damn, that's crazy. Don't keep in touch. That's wild, that hurts.

Speaker 3:

I'm not gonna get into why we don't speak, but yeah, no New bitches don't like you, so he cheated on you because of that compliment. No no. New bitches, don't keep them around, gotcha. I have a lot of exes that I still talk to to this day, but it's just that one wasn't for me. I'm a person like say what you mean and mean what you say.

Speaker 1:

That part.

Speaker 3:

Don't tell me one thing and then do a whole nother thing, because then I want to beat you up and I'm like, I'm not doing that, I'm not going to jail, I want to beat you up with my ass. You haven't noticed all the light skin that we have on this show are kind of violent Kind of. I used to be a man beater until I got my ass beat.

Speaker 1:

Shit See. I'm glad we went here so women be hollering about equality right, I'm not.

Speaker 3:

There is no thing as equality for me, so you're not a feminist. What do you mean by that?

Speaker 4:

A psycho person.

Speaker 3:

Okay maybe, I don't know, like how women are always other things.

Speaker 1:

Women need to make the same amount of money as men? Absolutely not.

Speaker 3:

I feel like, at the end of the day, as people Talk to me now as people, whatever you have inside of you that you want to produce to the world, that's up to you. Whether you are a rich, wealthy, poor, sad bum, that's your business. That ain't got nothing to do with me. I don't feel like I need to make as much as a man or make more than him. I'm going to make whatever I need to make for me and mines.

Speaker 1:

And whatever your skill set brain at the table. You already paid according to that, cologne. Okay cool, I'll take that. I'll take that.

Speaker 4:

Do you think the WNBA players deserve as much as the NBA players?

Speaker 3:

And I love women. You know what I'm saying. But I just feel like now people are watching the WNBA, so I feel like, yes, they should at some point. I do feel like they should get the same treatment in certain instances, because they shouldn't be eating McDonald's and these niggas is eating fucking steak and lobster, like what the fuck.

Speaker 4:

Do you know? The WNBA does not make any money and they are subsidized by the NBA, and they actually lose money by subsidizing the WNBA.

Speaker 3:

And I had a feeling about that, because they just treat women like shit, which I don't know why. I don't think that's what it is.

Speaker 4:

I think it's like not a lot of people want to watch the WNBA but, like the US Open for tennis, people are showing up to watch the women's. They're making millions of dollars.

Speaker 1:

But the marketing strategy behind it has always been better.

Speaker 4:

She's retired now but yeah, she helped a lot the Williams sisters.

Speaker 1:

What's the Anna Maripovich? When they found their female superstars, they ramped behind them and they crushed it, though, and it was must see TV when you saw them. They found their female superstars. They ramped behind them and they crushed it, though, and it was must-see TV when you saw them, you needed to see it, especially Serena Serena to this day. If she's on, I'll go watch.

Speaker 3:

She's one of the GOATs of tennis, but that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1:

But the WNBA. Who's there?

Speaker 3:

You know what I mean? The only people I know. Right, it's the Reese chick, rob Markman.

Speaker 4:

Angel Reese Rob.

Speaker 1:

Markman, she's an average player at best Rob Markman and then Kathleen Clark, rob Markman. But you know what I'm saying. Me, I've always been a Deanna Taurasi fan. She's one of UConn's greatest female players of all time. She's in the GOAT conversation for the WNBA when you're talking points, championships and all that other stuff, but to the average viewer, you may not have no clue who Deanna Taurasa is. I have no clue.

Speaker 3:

You have no clue. I've never even heard of that name.

Speaker 1:

I don't know what it is about women's basketball, it's just there's three of us in the room and only one of us knows who she is. That's my point. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3:

But I don't know.

Speaker 4:

But, if we all say Dway, there you go, you watch the NBA. Do you watch the WNBA? There you go. Why should they be making this year?

Speaker 1:

What did we do the numbers on last time? This year was the only year that people watched when they did the Men and Women's Olympics. For basketball, more people watched the women's than the men's. No, look at it, look it up. I'm just saying I feel like now the WNBA for women are starting to be more. Now, people are watching.

Speaker 3:

People are watching it, so I feel like, yes, now that it's being more watched. Granted, it's not getting the sponsoring that it needs, but I do feel like they should get some kind of an upper hand, because I never even knew that it existed until now, I don't think they're supposed to, and even when I watched Love and Basketball, they had WNBA players in the movie.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 3:

And the only one I really knew was the little spicy red one. You know who I'm talking about. I don't even know her name for real, but she's just beautiful Because she looked like-.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, so you're clearly way wrong. I'm really wrong. Yeah, 20.3 million viewers for the men's 7.3 million viewers for the men's Uh-huh. 7.8 million viewers for the women's.

Speaker 3:

Dang. Wow, that's a significant difference, big difference. I apologize.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, this is the only year I watched that that's a three-time percent difference.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, that's huge, 3.1, but okay.

Speaker 2:

I just feel like that's a sport that men just dominate in.

Speaker 3:

I hate to say it, but it Because it's more.

Speaker 4:

But now let's bring up another women's sport that makes a lot of money, the LPGA Bro. These women are taking home millions of dollars, sorry what's that?

Speaker 1:

LPGA Women's golf yeah women's golf, but you also look at your market Never even knew that was a thing, Look at your market. That is your golf viewers are very loyal viewers. Yes, yeah, but we're talking about golfing.

Speaker 3:

You're talking about women in skirts, but not even that.

Speaker 4:

You don't have to Women in skirts. I mean, she's got a point here. The more they show, the more they make.

Speaker 3:

The more centralized it is.

Speaker 4:

The LFL didn't make money, but the players made money. Right, Adrian was in the LFL.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but it ain't no money like that. It's not comparable to NFL guys.

Speaker 4:

No, of course not. That's what I'm saying. They played in lingerie bro.

Speaker 3:

But, I would say I'm surprised it did.

Speaker 1:

I'm surprised it didn't last longer than it did, because I'm surprised.

Speaker 3:

You know what I'm saying Because that was a woo. You know, what it was.

Speaker 4:

It's because when the people showed up they couldn't see anything. They weren't close enough. If you got the nosebleeds, you really can't tell no, what you mean.

Speaker 1:

They're in the same thing as arena football players If you're by the wall.

Speaker 4:

No, I'm talking about see something.

Speaker 1:

If you're close enough to the ground level, you're going to see something. Trust me, I've been in the same arenas. I mean, look at you. I.

Speaker 3:

I mean, I don't know, I don't know I don't know I don't know.

Speaker 1:

Shout out to the old school. Austin Sound yeah.

Speaker 3:

I don't know, I just it's different for women. I mean, men have paved the way for when it comes to sports.

Speaker 4:

Talk to me Highest paid. The highest paid ever was $200,000 per year. That's not even a practice squad.

Speaker 2:

How many?

Speaker 1:

teams. Did they have?

Speaker 4:

Oh, practice, how many teams did they have? Oh, like eight, yeah, but that's not even a practice squad salary. But what I'm saying is they were getting there and the LFL was only around for like how long bro, like two years, a couple of years Five. It was a couple of years.

Speaker 3:

I remember Adrian played for a while.

Speaker 1:

Adrian played for at least five.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, he played for a while, so he had to have you on the net 2013. At least five, that would be four.

Speaker 1:

Least amount of math. I get it now. Then they did.

Speaker 4:

They rebranded until 2019. The X League.

Speaker 1:

I knew they did something after that. I know I know girls on them teams. I'm just saying we talk about $200,000 a year, $200,000. Highest paid, though no girls on them teams. So I'm just saying Do you? So we talk about like what is it $200,000?

Speaker 4:

a year $200,000. Highest paid, though Highest paid, so your top dog is $200,000.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, meanwhile, your top.

Speaker 4:

What's the average? Yeah, look at that.

Speaker 1:

Let me see what the average is.

Speaker 3:

Because if your top dog is, $200 million, right, but that's what I'm saying, like I don't know. There is no salary, oh, wow so how about. We just Wait, wait, wait.

Speaker 4:

So they were playing for free. Some of them the majority of them were playing for free.

Speaker 3:

So what we're saying is Sounds like a we have lingerie kickball here, believe it or not.

Speaker 4:

Did you play in LA? I, I did, I know. I saw the picture. How much were you making Nothing.

Speaker 2:

See Nothing.

Speaker 3:

It was for recreational, you know, promotion, things like that. But guess what?

Speaker 1:

You know what the craziest thing is? Y'all did it for free, but I'm sure there was somebody making money off of this.

Speaker 3:

Mm-hmm, the sponsors, if anything, because who sponsored us was promoting their product. Yeah, like see, we were called the making money too because, they were taking sponsorship dollars.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, you get a cut of that, but it I don't know Were y'all good yeah, we were good when was it at. Did y'all beat Freaks and Cleats. Cinco Soccer, oh, cinco Soccer. Cinco was making money too. Yeah, they were definitely making money. I feel like when I was playing, we would make it to the ship and then I don't know if nerves or feelings got to where, but we just never won for whatever reason, we've had a person on here who played in that league In Cinco Soccer.

Speaker 1:

No, in the Lingerie Kickball who Kay?

Speaker 3:

Oh yeah, she was in Free Succeed. She played when we played. Yeah, she played. She played, when we played.

Speaker 4:

I don't remember anything about that. Yeah, but she plays kickball. Oh yeah, you were dying that day.

Speaker 3:

She is an athlete in general, though.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, she looks like one, oh no but she is, she's a dog.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, she is. She also plays seven-on-seven.

Speaker 3:

I think.

Speaker 1:

She plays flag football yeah she does it all.

Speaker 3:

She's an athlete. It is what it is.

Speaker 1:

You put her on.

Speaker 3:

She's just a natural born athlete. So did you play sports in high school? I should've. I was too busy sucking dick, but yeah, plus, I got pregnant at 16. Where'd you go to high school?

Speaker 4:

What? Where'd you go to high school? I went to Jefferson, yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 4:

Them dragons.

Speaker 1:

Somebody got you.

Speaker 4:

Was it a football player? A baseball player? I think those would be the ones. It was a thug, it was just the got you. Was it a football?

Speaker 1:

player, a baseball player, I think those would be the answer.

Speaker 3:

It was just the finest guy at school.

Speaker 4:

Or a drug dealer.

Speaker 3:

I got the finest guy at school. I got the guy that everybody wanted to fuck or everyone wanted to be with. I got with like the guy.

Speaker 4:

And he got you.

Speaker 2:

The kid.

Speaker 1:

Hey, no, pull out, that's crazy.

Speaker 3:

I'm just saying I feel like I am a special person. I have three kids.

Speaker 4:

So you make them fall in love as soon as you touch them?

Speaker 3:

I don't know, maybe that's the Cupid in me, I wouldn't know.

Speaker 1:

My brother's still in love with you.

Speaker 3:

I love him too, okay.

Speaker 4:

So you keep bringing your brother up? Do you and his brother have history? We, rob Markman, so you keep bringing your brother up? I mean, do you and his brother have history? Rob Markman, we're just really good, cool friends. We just always flirt. Rob Markman, did you guys go to the same grade high school?

Speaker 3:

all that stuff. Rob Markman no, I just met him through him at work.

Speaker 1:

Rob Markman yeah, we go flirting at La Palace. Every time, rob Markman, where I go, I bring one of my brothers with me.

Speaker 4:

Manitou, you and Rico never been on a date.

Speaker 1:

Never hooked up, I think, on the show we need to set it up right now.

Speaker 4:

You want to call your brother right now? Maybe set up a date.

Speaker 1:

Well, he going to be at the flag game later today that you're coming to us, so you already set up the date.

Speaker 3:

And you're single right, Very much ready to move in so.

Speaker 1:

Rico. Talk to him. Rico, in December we have Columbia Sounds like you have a passport, correct? I do. Would you be Rico's plus one to said event?

Speaker 3:

I got a vibe with Rico to know they'll be out of the country with Rico.

Speaker 1:

You know Rico Rico's.

Speaker 3:

Rico. No, no, I got to know him on an intimate level to know I would enjoy it Intimate, like sexually right, no, romantically.

Speaker 1:

Intimate, like sexually right. No, just get to it, just you know, on a deeper level.

Speaker 3:

Make sure that I wouldn't say romantically, I would say, when I mean intimate, as far as like, can we talk, can we hang out? Do I even like your vibe?

Speaker 4:

Do I like how you think? So have you and Rico never hung out? No, outside of?

Speaker 3:

Hey, you know what's crazy.

Speaker 4:

You be busy with the kids. Rob Markman Apparently he doesn't invite a lot of his guests.

Speaker 1:

Rob Markman. That's cool. Moving on, Rob Markman.

Speaker 3:

Yeah exactly He'll say stuff and I'm like, yeah, but you didn't tell me about it, rob Markman, that's cool, that's not hard, rob Markman.

Speaker 4:

Well, I mean, he's invited Adrian before.

Speaker 1:

Rob Markman oh.

Speaker 4:

My kids go to the same school as my daughters, but not Salome you try, yeah, but her kids are older, salome.

Speaker 3:

What do you mean? I have a two year old and a nine year old.

Speaker 1:

You going to bring a two year old to the fucking Urban Air?

Speaker 3:

Why not? I've done it with other parties.

Speaker 1:

They going to bounce around all over. You're talking about the trampoline place, yeah.

Speaker 4:

That place is cool. Kids love that shit. It's all right. Urban Air is not what it used to be. Sky Zone is the spot now yeah.

Speaker 3:

Sky.

Speaker 1:

Zone I play with Because they got a basketball court. Yeah, urban Air is cool, but they got my money for the free.

Speaker 3:

Yeah. Urban Air is not what it used to be Used to be yeah. I don't know what happened. It's like Sky Zone is the new spot now.

Speaker 1:

It's crazy but it's. I'm going to set you and Rico up on a date.

Speaker 3:

We've already discussed this. I will see him later.

Speaker 1:

No, here's my. Hear me out. Hear me out If I.

Speaker 4:

So are you going to tell Rico to hit on her or what I'm?

Speaker 1:

not going to tell him nothing.

Speaker 4:

Here's what I'm going to do, because he's going to be in the same spot.

Speaker 1:

he is right now.

Speaker 4:

No, he's not my man is clutch.

Speaker 1:

So since Charlie's and Ruth Chris always treat us well, so I'm going to reach out to Ruth Chris and set y'all up for a little one-two.

Speaker 4:

Oh, you want us to go you didn't hear what she said earlier. It could be McDonald's.

Speaker 3:

She doesn't care, I'm not sending them to.

Speaker 4:

McDonald's.

Speaker 3:

He's not sending us to McDonald's. He's sending us to Ruth Chris, oh, you want me to get dressed up? I see what's happening here. Okay, got it.

Speaker 1:

Chestnut checklist baby. So here's, what we're going to do. We're going to send y'all to Ruth's Chris.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

Okay, I'm not paying for the whole tab, but I'm going to put a little oomph on it. Okay, what down? So anything over that Rico got to cover.

Speaker 3:

I cannot Fair enough. That's a real friend.

Speaker 4:

That's $200. That's their brothers.

Speaker 3:

You know what I'm saying? Hey brothers, friends At the same time. Brothers are not always close.

Speaker 1:

He's not my blood brother, but you know blood don't make you no closer but $200. If y'all both going to eat over $200, he can cover the rest of it hey, listen, you know what?

Speaker 4:

I got a better idea Council Oak. It's already at the Hard Rock.

Speaker 3:

And there's a hotel there. I don't like Council Oak like that. They have phenomenal customer service. The food you got to be shitting me. I'm dead serious, I'm not a fan.

Speaker 1:

What about the noodle bar out?

Speaker 3:

there. I'd rather eat noodle bar than over Council Oak.

Speaker 1:

Check that we're going to the noodle bar.

Speaker 3:

I put $200 on it, I'm just saying I've had canceled oak numerous of times and I've not been impressed.

Speaker 4:

You ever had their.

Speaker 3:

Wagyu steak no, I've had it at Meat Market.

Speaker 1:

Meat Market overrated.

Speaker 3:

No, no, pause, pump your brakes. I said what I said.

Speaker 1:

No, for as hyped as everybody gave it to me. It was good, but it wasn't like steak and it's phenomenal.

Speaker 3:

But the thing is, how do you eat your steak?

Speaker 1:

But no Medium rare. But you also, yes, absolutely.

Speaker 4:

But you're also talking to a guy who my first real experience with steak was in the Midwest.

Speaker 1:

They killed that cow dead Like Texas, yeah, no, no, no. I was in Nebraska where they killed that bitch today. Yeah, but that's different, bro, you got fresh from farm fresh from farm. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 4:

It's hard for me now how many fucking cattle farms do you see in Florida?

Speaker 1:

But that's what I'm saying. My standard is different now, oh God, here we go. Don't judge me.

Speaker 3:

I'm just saying, for what it is in Florida, this guy's bougie, I am, I am and I don't care.

Speaker 1:

I got a free. My first time in Nebraska. I got a free tomahawk, a free tomahawk, did you eat it? All. I didn't eat it all in one sitting.

Speaker 3:

That's like a 50 ounces I think, yeah, that's more than a steak.

Speaker 4:

Exactly yeah, but no it's got two pieces of steak right. Yeah, it's like the prime rib.

Speaker 1:

And then the other little bit that comes off. Yeah, that comes off.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, that's like wow.

Speaker 1:

It's like prime rib and sirloin.

Speaker 4:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

And free.

Speaker 3:

Free. What did you do to get it for free?

Speaker 1:

I was paying for the local arena team. And the restaurant was our sponsor.

Speaker 4:

They're like yeah, whatever you want, it's free. So what'd you do for the GM? A little bit of that. You know what I did.

Speaker 1:

Did.

Speaker 3:

I left his wife.

Speaker 1:

The fuck alone. That's what I did.

Speaker 3:

Oh, you did him a favor, I did him a favor, damn dog.

Speaker 4:

So the wife was throwing it at you. He was like here's a tomahawk Leave her alone.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I declined it. Please don't Please sir, please don't, so I left her the fuck alone. It's great, that's how it works out, see.

Speaker 3:

Oh my. God, I thought it got away from me. I'm going to hold you to it what I'm going to hold you to it.

Speaker 1:

What are you?

Speaker 3:

talking about.

Speaker 1:

Oh, set this reservation for today. No, no, no, no no, let's not.

Speaker 3:

Oh, okay, my bad, I'd rather do it when I have time.

Speaker 1:

Okay, that's valid, that's valid, so we got one more segment in and they won, and they won.

Speaker 4:

You know who didn't win, though?

Speaker 1:

Ravens. We'll be right back now we're back now, miss Sally, I do like this favorite part of the day oh dear it's game time, guys. It's game time. You know what we do. Alright, questions of the day for you. What is your wildest encounter with a male species?

Speaker 3:

What do you mean? Elaborate?

Speaker 1:

It's just what it says.

Speaker 3:

Like wildest encounter.

Speaker 1:

Mm-hmm, like what's the wildest thing someone's done with you.

Speaker 3:

Like in the boudoir.

Speaker 1:

In the boudoir. In the boudoir Outside the boudoir. However, you want to take that.

Speaker 3:

Oh, like in general, mm-hmm, god, I don't even know.

Speaker 1:

I don't even know how to answer that for real. Not the spit on the booty hole story.

Speaker 3:

No, I don't know.

Speaker 4:

Oh, where's the wildest place that you have had an intimate relations?

Speaker 3:

That's my favorite question, actually the wildest place.

Speaker 1:

I'm trying to think, I don't know, mine's rooftop of the Sykes building downtown.

Speaker 3:

You lucky dog For an anniversary dinner that was set up on that roof. I think the wildest place is in a parking lot outside of a car.

Speaker 4:

Outside of a car.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, like you know how you have the door open.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 3:

And then it's like so you're laying on your back, no, no no, no, no.

Speaker 4:

I was bent over Head in the car and he was behind head in the car. Yeah yeah, yeah, which parking lot? Oh, it was in Miami, oh, so like were there other people in the parking lot.

Speaker 3:

I mean, it was kind of a like late night thing that went into the morning.

Speaker 1:

Oh, so this is.

Speaker 3:

This, like I got off, I went to work and then. So you're just like I just need it.

Speaker 4:

No, he needed it.

Speaker 3:

I'm not going to get into it, it was just a good time Valid.

Speaker 4:

Has anybody ever spit in your mouth?

Speaker 3:

Ew, no, it's happened, but I don't like it. You can keep that. Keep that nasty saliva. So you draw the line at saliva In my mouth, absolutely so no kissing. Oh, I'm kissing, but just don't let's not.

Speaker 1:

So he can finish in your mouth, but not spit in your mouth, wild. Absolutely so penis saliva, penis saliva, not mouth saliva.

Speaker 4:

Apparently not swallowing enough after three kids.

Speaker 1:

You'd have less of them Maybe.

Speaker 3:

Maybe I don't know.

Speaker 4:

You said, you want another one. Right, whoa, whoa, whoa who said that Rico.

Speaker 3:

No, no, no, no.

Speaker 1:

No, no, no, no. You said Rico get to be your baby daddy.

Speaker 4:

No, I said I want him to be my baby, all you got to do is put a ring on it, right?

Speaker 1:

Put a ring on it. You got one more in you.

Speaker 3:

No, please, let's not talk about kids. Just one more I have enough?

Speaker 1:

No, you don't. How many are you sitting on? Three See, it's an odd number. We don't like that 17, nine and two.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, but we don't like odd numbers okay.

Speaker 4:

Well, a two-year-old needs to grow up with somebody.

Speaker 3:

Thank you. I mean, I feel like it would be another age gap at that point, because I like the gaps.

Speaker 4:

So you're 31?

Speaker 3:

33.

Speaker 4:

33. I'll be 34 in two weeks, so you didn't get pregnant at 16.

Speaker 2:

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 4:

Well, 16 plus nine months is 16, nine months plus 17.

Speaker 3:

So it was like me 15 turning 16. Oh shit, yeah, that is 33. And then I went 16. I was over here like hey, I'm doing my math.

Speaker 1:

I I'm doing my math.

Speaker 3:

I don't want to be wrong anymore. I got pregnant during my birthday month. Oh, okay. And then I had him in June.

Speaker 1:

Oh, valid, so have you ever gone through?

Speaker 3:

a man's phone I have.

Speaker 1:

I don't do that no more, though. Okay, what's the wildest thing you've?

Speaker 3:

ever found while in a cell phone. So funny you bring this up, so I was watching our flick that we just made right.

Speaker 1:

The video you two had just made, Literally just made. It Okay, cool.

Speaker 3:

I'm like, oh man, I'm watching with my bonnet on. I'm like, wow, this is crazy. So you know how a video minimizes and you see the gallery.

Speaker 4:

Oh, you found him fucking With other girls Pause.

Speaker 3:

So there was a video right next to it and I was like this looks really interesting. Let me click on that.

Speaker 1:

Mandatory Need to see it.

Speaker 3:

Literally before he came to see me, fucked his girlfriend In Miami or a girl he was dealing with over there.

Speaker 2:

Cause it had the time stamp on it.

Speaker 4:

Okay, so y'all weren't. I go into details. Y'all weren't exclusive.

Speaker 3:

Oh, we were dating.

Speaker 4:

That's not exclusive, though.

Speaker 3:

What do you mean? We weren't exclusive. He was the only dude I was fucking.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but y'all had that conversation prior.

Speaker 3:

He had told me about it.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, he said you're my girlfriend, I'm not dating anybody else, yeah, yeah, yeah, right no no, no, no, You're missing.

Speaker 3:

Lived at her house.

Speaker 4:

No, he didn't live at my house.

Speaker 2:

Oh.

Speaker 3:

He was out of town.

Speaker 4:

So you guys had that conversation. Hey, we're exclusive. That's it At this point months were already in.

Speaker 3:

We were together, but that's not what it means. He knew I was his girlfriend. He knew he was my boyfriend. Let me put it down.

Speaker 4:

That was my, and y'all had a conversation about that Absolutely and said, hey, you're not seeing anybody, I'm not seeing anybody.

Speaker 3:

Correct. Oh okay, especially at that. This is the same person. I said that when I was at the restaurant with that, I said wasn't my man.

Speaker 1:

Oh, so we got time, man yeah so it's the same guy.

Speaker 3:

Okay, okay, I'm with you, I'm with you, I'm it. And I looked at it and I see what was happening. And then I was like I ain't going to lie, rob Markman. Was she good looking, rob Markman? She didn't look better than me, rob Markman. That part, rob Markman. There it is. Rob Markman, Cheaters never do Rob Markman? And, to be honest, even if she did, I wouldn't have gave a shit.

Speaker 1:

Rob Markman. It's the principle, it's the betrayal.

Speaker 3:

You were just out of town. You came here. You literally just fucked me, you just fucked her and the biggest part of it, you didn't have a car in the mall. So I already feel some kind of way about that, because there ain't no telling who she fucking, because she's way in Miami, rob.

Speaker 1:

Markman and she's getting ran through by Miami, rob Markman.

Speaker 3:

Who's to say I don't give a damn. But you know what I'm saying? A great girl. She could have been a girl who was just fucking him too. I can't say she could have been a stripper, but I was a stripper at the time.

Speaker 1:

She definitely was, the other girl definitely was. Yeah, she must have been.

Speaker 3:

It was just I was pissed. I didn't like it so I slapped the phone on his chest. I had to go take a walk, Did? You stay with him, like maybe a couple more weeks after that, until you Like maybe a couple more weeks after that.

Speaker 4:

And then I went through his phone again. You didn't do this until you found another guy to replace him with right.

Speaker 3:

I don't do that whole getting under a guy, get over a guy. I did that one time and that's how I ended up with a kid, and that's because my ex got killed. So I was looking for some kind of love intimacy comfort and I guess dick was the best way. And then I kind of fell in love with the dick and then I made that dick my boyfriend which I should have never did that and then we had a kid out Rob.

Speaker 1:

Markman, I was here for that.

Speaker 3:

Rob Markman Horrible Rob Markman. I was here for that Rob Markman. Horrible Rob Markman. I was around for that Rob Markman Horrible Rob Markman. So yeah, rob Markman, it was. I mean beautiful that we have a beautiful child, he's great, he's a blessing. That's what I've actually got to go pick up when I leave here, but yeah, no, mm-mm.

Speaker 1:

And my last question Hit it Based on your life experiences, go right in that camera right there and give advice to the young ladies coming up.

Speaker 3:

Ooh, I like that question. I know that everyone is not a very religious person. I'm not here to preach, I'm not here to tell you what to do, but absolutely take sorry, absolutely love God, accept Jesus Christ as your savior, surrender yourself, because I'm telling you that is the best journey, the best way to go through anything. You feel like anxiety and depression and things like that can actually take over you and I swear to you that is the best journey, the best way to go through anything. You feel like anxiety and depression and things like that can actually take over you and I swear to you that is the best thing to get over anything. And actually it's just blessings on top of blessings.

Speaker 3:

I love my life now and I've been through a lot, from the cheating to the embarrassment to I mean, you name it. There's not one thing I feel like I have not been through and I just feel like and I even lost my mom so to continue on with a smile on my face and be around people and still enjoy life for what it is. If I didn't have God in my life, I wouldn't know what I'd do, and that's just me being honest, rob.

Speaker 1:

Markman, that was good. That's a good one. That might be the best closing we've ever seen out of somebody. I got a fist bump in the air right there. Air bump, Jesus. Well, that's all the time we got for today. You have to go get that lovely child. Thank you for joining us. Like, comment, subscribe, mash that notification button, follow us on all our social media platforms and we'll see you next time. I still got time left on the clock.