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In Max We Truzz
Real‑life things for real‑life people—no filters, no fluff. Hosted by Max Paul, In Max We Truzz dives head‑first into the stories that shape us: from the highs and lows of life after sports to the messy realities of mental health, relationships, business, and hustle culture. Each 60‑minute episode pairs Max’s energetic, humorous style with candid conversations from athletes, industry experts, creators, and entrepreneurs you know (and some you should know).
Expect raw language, unvarnished truths, and the occasional hot take—because authenticity isn’t always PG‑13. Weekly drops include:
- “The Real” – unfiltered dialogue with headline‑making guests
- Audience Q&A – Max answers your toughest life, career, and relationship questions
- Closing Monologue – rapid‑fire wisdom bombs from every guest
Whether you’re navigating a post‑athlete identity, scaling a startup, or just craving a straight‑shooting pep talk, this show hands you practical insight—and a laugh—every single week.
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Warning: Explicit language & brutally honest perspectives ahead. Listener discretion—and an open mind—advised.
In Max We Truzz
Breaking Free: Joyce's Journey from Legal Battle to Empowered Salon Success
When someone falsely accuses you of stalking and threatens your livelihood, how do you emerge stronger on the other side? Joyce Ross returns to the podcast with a riveting story of resilience that proves sometimes losing a battle leads to winning the war.
Joyce takes us through her surreal experience of facing a completely fabricated restraining order filed by a former colleague she refers to as "Cruella." In a moment that perfectly captures the podcast's growing influence, the judge in her case actually mentioned "In Max We Trust" twice during proceedings. What makes her story even more powerful is the revelation that during her previous podcast appearance, Joyce was silently enduring a miscarriage while simultaneously fighting this legal battle.
The conversation shifts to Joyce's triumphant professional rebirth at Adora Salon on Armenia Avenue. Since breaking free from her toxic workplace, she's discovered that numerous doors have opened—former clients have returned, confessing they'd stopped visiting her previous salon because of the negative environment. "Sometimes your biggest supporter is your biggest hater, and your biggest hater is always your biggest downfall," Joyce reflects, acknowledging that she had felt the need to move on months before actually doing so.
Between candid discussions about relationships and boundaries, Joyce shares entertaining insider stories from her days in Tampa's nightlife scene. She ranks her favorite colleagues from her time at Prana in a "Mount Rushmore" segment that offers listeners glimpses into the vibrant personalities behind the bar. The episode takes a more serious turn when discussing safety concerns for women in nightlife, including Joyce's personal experience being drugged at a bar in St. Pete.
What makes Joyce's story so compelling is how she's transformed potential defeat into opportunity. By choosing to prioritize her mental health over pursuing further legal action, she's created space for genuine growth and surrounded herself with people who truly support her journey.
Have you ever had to walk away from something toxic to find something better? Share your thoughts and subscribe for more conversations that blend entertainment with real-life wisdom.
Well, we're back with that. Here. We are back again in Max we Trust. Can you see it.
Speaker 2:No, actually, yeah, throw a close, there you go.
Speaker 1:Yeah, knock over the light. Congrats Did she.
Speaker 3:Yeah, knock over the light, First thing she does as soon as she comes in, just starts tearing shit up.
Speaker 1:I got it. I'm tearing shit up, my bad Jesus. Jesus, just put it on. There's a whole seat right there. That's for that I'm going to be yawning. Oh my God, All right All right Now we're here, now that Joyce is done, came in again. Every time somebody comes in a second time, they're way more comfortable.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they come in and they start tearing shit up.
Speaker 4:It's me.
Speaker 3:Hey, that's what they do Now.
Speaker 1:Miss Joyce, since the last time you were here, you know what I mean. Rumor has it.
Speaker 4:Rumor, rumor has it. I love rumors. I learned everything about myself that I didn't do like through rumors.
Speaker 1:Hey look, rumor has it, you and a certain guest. No, not a guest, you know a certain individual. We'll call her Cruella. For this one, you know what I mean, love it. Cruella for this one. You know what I mean. Love it, cruella. Y'all had a little spat, had a little legal dispute.
Speaker 4:A little legal something.
Speaker 1:A little legal one too, the rumors are true. And now you're on the other side of that. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. So now you're no longer with that person or associated with that salon, correct. Where are?
Speaker 4:you. At now I am on Armenia. I am in a salon called Adora Salon, owned by Vanessa. She's amazing, she's great. Love you, thanks, but yeah.
Speaker 1:I heard she had a big booty she every day she walks in the door. I'm like good morning Vanessa. So you might be a little gay for her.
Speaker 4:I love that girl.
Speaker 2:Can we pull her up?
Speaker 4:Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:What's her?
Speaker 4:Instagram Vimo.
Speaker 1:VMO.
Speaker 2:So just V-E.
Speaker 4:VMO.
Speaker 2:So tell me when it pops up.
Speaker 4:None of those Type in Vanessa Morales.
Speaker 2:Her whole government's out there.
Speaker 4:A-A-V-A Vanessa.
Speaker 1:Stop trying to spell it in Spanish. See, you spelled Morales right, but Vanessa, that one.
Speaker 4:No, why is her thing not popping up? Hold on, let me look at it.
Speaker 2:Interesting. I want to see that booty.
Speaker 4:She got a dong. Oh my God, why is her thing not popping? And I'm guessing, she's Spanish.
Speaker 2:Yes, that's why she's off of Armenia.
Speaker 4:Oh, her thing is, it's Vimo, so I-T-S-V-M-O.
Speaker 2:I-T-S-V-M-O.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I can't see on the screen. There you go, that one. Yeah, go, can't see on the screen there you go that one.
Speaker 2:Yeah, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. Let's see, let's see the donk.
Speaker 1:Go back. Go back to the first one. No, go back to the first picture.
Speaker 2:Oh well, there it is, it's right on display. She was in Paris. There it is right there.
Speaker 4:Oui, so she's Spanish yes.
Speaker 2:Y'all Spanish chicks always stick together Because you're Puerto.
Speaker 3:Rican if.
Speaker 2:I remember correctly?
Speaker 3:right. Yeah, I'm Puerto Rican. Yeah, she's a little Puerto Rican.
Speaker 2:I'm.
Speaker 1:Puerto Rican, italian. What's a little Puerto.
Speaker 4:Rican. I can speak it Barely. Si puede hablar espanol, yo puedo hablar muy bien.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay.
Speaker 2:There you go. Nah, poquito de espan, and she's even got the accent down.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's only when she's mad or drunk yeah any other day. She sounds like a valley high white girl so I don't know.
Speaker 2:Can we say this on the podcast you are in max we trust was quoted in a public case your facts in max.
Speaker 4:But he, I made sure that's you had to testify also. Yeah, I had to testify, yeah, he made sure the judge said it and he made sure that cruella's attorney said it made sure and he's like and when they were like, what podcast was that like in mass? Just just make sure you said the name right so make sure you got it right.
Speaker 2:So did the judge say trust or trust?
Speaker 4:trust she said trust and then she further elaborated like so what kind of podcast? And he's like it's an entertainment podcast. She's like for what? For anything? For athletes, for anyone who wants to talk about their life, anybody on social media platforms, comedy, stuff, comedy. Yeah. She's like oh interesting, I'd call it comedy more.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's pretty comedy. Through our followers to see if that judge follows us.
Speaker 4:She was a baddie too.
Speaker 1:She was very pretty oh man, she was gorgeous, lovely chocolate woman.
Speaker 4:Very, and she was kind of scary a little bit.
Speaker 1:Scary to y'all. All judges are I mean shit why?
Speaker 2:Why, man? Because their job is to judge. That is literally their job.
Speaker 1:Let me tell you something. Every judge I've ever been in front of, it's going to be what it's going to be. It is what it is.
Speaker 3:Whatever you say, I'm ready to roll.
Speaker 1:Now don't get me wrong. I've had judges where, when you get up there, you're like they're having a good mood, this might go well, and then it goes left and you're like all right, well, this is what it is happened.
Speaker 4:Winners Winning team. I got a restraining order falsified against me. Almost everything in that restraining order was false. The only thing that was accurate was the way that she spelled my name.
Speaker 2:Really.
Speaker 4:That is it.
Speaker 2:Holy shit.
Speaker 4:It was just like it's tough, it was tough. I felt like she was trying to make her own soap opera show.
Speaker 1:Yeah, with just the restraining like when you walk in like because as witnesses we couldn't go in at the same time so like you two couldn't go in at the same time, no, I was there the entire time they were there for like five hours just waiting to be called in to testify bruh my whole day the entire day gone. Gone to be in there for like four minutes.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Four minutes and the judge is like yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4:She was just over, you could tell she was just done. The bailiff. The officer in there was like laughing at certain things that her attorney were saying and her attorney was like a dinosaur. When I tell you he was like, could you repeat that Remember?
Speaker 1:when we were doing Bueller's Day Off. Yeah, the guy who was like Bueller.
Speaker 3:Bueller, that's him, that's him just with less hair.
Speaker 4:That was him, oh, that was great.
Speaker 4:It was great, it was just such a waste of time. Like I felt like she really thought she was going to eat with that one. She really thought that because she and at a certain point with a lot of people in Tampa, that's cool she ran my name. Everyone's like yo, joyce, I heard this, and I'm like that's crazy because that's not how that went. And then I had people coming up to me like yo, I heard this and you did this and you said that. And I'm like bro, for real, he's like that don't even sound like you. I'm like because it wasn.
Speaker 4:Old me would have been like that, Okay okay, okay.
Speaker 1:The growth the mom, me the new me the president, baby Joyce would have been on that.
Speaker 4:Oh, I would have been like yeah, I said that, I said it. What am I supposed to say it again?
Speaker 2:Twice, I mean own it, if you said it right, right. But I didn't do the majority of 95% of what she say you did.
Speaker 4:She said that I threatened her that, um, I stalked her, that I aggravatedly stalked her Allegedly, allegedly. That um, I was going to her lash appointments, like, mind you, I had a rental at the time because my truck was getting service. It was like a chip wrong. So they had my truck for like two weeks so I had a blue pickup truck Three weeks. So I had a blue pickup truck during this time frame and she knew I had the pickup truck because I was still working at that salon. So any time that she would see a blue Chevy pickup truck she would take a picture and be like this is Joyce Any time.
Speaker 4:Even though it's probably not you. 95% of the time it wasn't me, actually, 100% of the time, 100%.
Speaker 2:I was about to say the only time that she had a picture and it was with me.
Speaker 4:I was in front of the shop in the truck with a police officer trying to get my belongings that I had a court order to go get. You know.
Speaker 2:So you did get it back.
Speaker 4:I didn't get any of my belongings back. No, oh shit.
Speaker 1:Sometimes you got to chalk it up to the game and say you know what?
Speaker 4:Yeah, fuck it.
Speaker 4:Fuck it, I agree with that. I literally sat down and I called my mom. My mom is very hot-headed, but when it comes to things in this type of aspect, I've never been in any legal trouble. So when I asked her, I was like I need your opinion. She sat down and told me, like you were having panic attacks, you were having anxiety attacks, you could not focus at work. You were countless sleep nights. You couldn't even be there for Jordan, my mom, my best friend, my friend that lives with me now. She had to help me with my son. I couldn't even get out of bed. I would take like an hour and a half shower just crying Like I went through the motions of what she put me through. Mind you, I never did anything to this girl other than be there for her.
Speaker 1:So that sounds like emotional distress.
Speaker 3:It was, it was a lot of emotional.
Speaker 1:Mind mind you sounds like she would have grounds for mind you civil lawsuit sounds.
Speaker 4:You know what I mean I don't know too much I definitely had grounds for a civil lawsuit and I was pursuing that. Um, mind you, when I was here on the podcast last, I had just went through that the day before. Y'all knew I was going through a miscarriage the whole time. Yeah, so on top of me miscarrying yeah we, we talked about it.
Speaker 3:We talked about it.
Speaker 4:I was actively going through miscarriage when I was on the podcast last.
Speaker 2:That is news.
Speaker 4:And she knew all that Breaking news.
Speaker 1:Breaking news. She still put me through all that when the Kelsey boys say new news.
Speaker 2:New news yeah no, well, sorry to hear that.
Speaker 4:No, I mean it's okay. A lot of women go through it. We just don't speak about it and it is what it is.
Speaker 1:It's okay, you'll get your next baby soon, I promise I'm not going to have no, I'm not having no more kids.
Speaker 2:That's not what Max was saying, though. Somebody, somebody.
Speaker 1:He ain't going to get you.
Speaker 4:He ain't going to execute this, absolutely not.
Speaker 1:No, no that man, that man is, he's worse than a school shooter. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, oh shit, wait pause he's dumping loads in there, let's go. He's a dump truck right now.
Speaker 3:Yes, sir no damn Max, I can't believe you said that that is fucked up.
Speaker 2:That's kind of crazy. Let's go.
Speaker 4:He's a dump truck right now.
Speaker 2:Yes, sir, no Damn Max I can't believe you said that that is fucked up.
Speaker 4:That's kind of crazy. It's actually scary.
Speaker 2:But if you laugh, is it still fucked? Up. No, it's hilarious.
Speaker 4:It's just the dark sense of humor we have in each man and woman. It's just like damn, that was funny. I was real fucked up, but it was funny real fucked up, but it was funny. So are you trying to get pregnant? No, absolutely not. So you're on the pill? No, all right. Well, you're trying to get pregnant.
Speaker 4:Watch this I mean any kind of contraceptive, or is he, I was uh-huh, I was, and then I decided to switch the birth control that I was using, but you have to wait a certain time frame to get another one, because it counteracts with what you already had. It's called a condom, isn't it?
Speaker 2:it, you know what I mean. All day, every day, I mean, and those you don't really have to wait. You don't have to wait neither.
Speaker 4:You just go to the store. That's a fucking lie. You didn't use one with what's-her-face in my apartment.
Speaker 1:Damn Sure, didn't. Whoa? What story is this?
Speaker 4:Oh, I smashed her a pair of pajamas because she was going to spend the night, so I gave her a pair of pajamas. I wake up and I go to do my laundry and I open up the wash and I see my pajamas in there and I lift it up.
Speaker 1:I was like oh yeah, because.
Speaker 4:I made a mistake. I was like Miss Ma'am, so you pulled out.
Speaker 1:Absolutely there you go.
Speaker 4:Contraceptive fucking silk pajamas that I wear for you.
Speaker 2:I mean you gave her easy access.
Speaker 4:I'm just gonna shut up. Was this after?
Speaker 2:Was this after the podcast?
Speaker 4:No, this was way years ago. Condoms, my ass, bitch you, you.
Speaker 1:That's you, it's for you. Did she get pregnant?
Speaker 4:I mean, I don't know, pre-cum is a thing, max.
Speaker 1:Not over here baby.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but not really so much as you think. It's like 99%.
Speaker 1:She's lucky I didn't catch her in the face.
Speaker 4:Thank you for not letting me take my sip first, because I would have squirted that shit everywhere.
Speaker 3:Oh, you squirted it everywhere.
Speaker 4:Refreshing Max, I fucking hate your ass.
Speaker 1:We just got. We didn't even get on the road, we just went Hard left turn on what we were actually talking about.
Speaker 4:Let's redirect back to Cruella I mean, should we?
Speaker 2:We don't want to give her too much energy. She had like two minutes. No, she had ten minutes. She had a whole ten minute segment.
Speaker 1:We're going to leave that record.
Speaker 4:Well, it's on public record that the judge said in max, we trust.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Two times baby, if we can get the transcript from that courtroom appearance. We should post that shit on social.
Speaker 4:We probably could.
Speaker 2:It's public record.
Speaker 4:It's public record. It is public record.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh yeah, my attorney could give it to me. I need to ask him.
Speaker 4:Ask her she was so sweet Her.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 4:I just feel bad. Was she Puerto Rican yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, Actually you see how Puerto Ricans stick together.
Speaker 4:Max we all are.
Speaker 1:They don't care. They were just very much like oh, we've got this.
Speaker 4:Well, it was just more so. She's seen what had happened, was going through everything. She's like this is a very easy case. She's like I'm going to get the restraining order off, and not only that, I'm going to get the civil suit too, Because what she did was wrong.
Speaker 2:But you stopped the civil suit right.
Speaker 4:The only reason why is because the emotions and everything I did and I went through. I was a fucking wreck.
Speaker 2:Get out of court. That's what it is. I was a wreck.
Speaker 4:So I was literally thinking why the fuck would I have this person put me back in that state of mind? Why would I let her hinder me from doing what I need to do? Get me to where I need to go? Do you know how much? How many doors have had opened since I had left that salon? How many deals I got? How many people have reached out to me like yo, we stopped going because we don't really fuck with this person. Or the vibe was this and we would come to the shop and your vibe, your energy was just everything, and then you would talk to her and she's like just a bitch to everybody and I didn't notice it until after me and her stopped becoming friends. People like yo, we only fucked with her because she was with you. Ask if she's gone marketing events. Ask if she's gone to any of the events that have been happening in Tampa. No, she's a fucking loser.
Speaker 2:So it's awesome that you got rid of that bad influence.
Speaker 4:I just see it as that.
Speaker 1:Sometimes your biggest supporter is your biggest hater, and your biggest hater is always your biggest downfall.
Speaker 4:I wasn't growing anymore with her. That was the tequila I was about to say.
Speaker 2:I mean did you rehearse that he was looking in the mirror this morning. He was like I got this.
Speaker 4:Thank you, don julia no, I just felt like it was time. Normally and I've said this multiple times god speaks in different ways when he shows you that you're not progressing, or he put he puts me in certain people's lives to give them a different perspective of things. You know what I mean. But when it's time and he's showing me I need to pick up my feet and I need to go. I can't fight him on that, and I was fighting him for at least six months prior to this all happening. Oh shit, and I mentally knew it. She was shifting, her friends were being weird, her friends were getting disrespectful. I don't think I belong here anymore. So I stopped hanging out with them, I stopped drinking with them, I stopped doing things I would normally do with them, and then I became the bad guy.
Speaker 2:You got to fire your friends.
Speaker 1:So, you beat me to it. But I was going to say that, and I had a dark turn behind it. It was going to get rough.
Speaker 3:Well, let's hear it then.
Speaker 1:Well, you know it's crazy that all this happened, you know, and not to make light of your miscarriage, but sometimes they used to do blood sacrifices. You know, blood sacrifices with. You know the friendship Dark turn.
Speaker 4:You know what I'm saying. Do I punch him now or later? Well, no, here it is.
Speaker 2:I think this is what Max is trying to say. All this was stressing you out. It may have.
Speaker 1:Oh, it definitely did you see what I'm saying? It may have caused the miscarriage.
Speaker 2:It definitely did, because miscarriages are often caused by stress on the body, which is stress on the baby, and maybe this is actually a good outcome.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Because now you're not stressed out anymore right. Nah, now you're with Vanessa in Armenia.
Speaker 1:She's so great, and you Puerto Ricans are all just hanging out right. What's?
Speaker 4:up. What are we getting?
Speaker 1:Vanessa on the show.
Speaker 4:I tried telling her she's a very shy person, Like once you get to know her, then she'll open up With a booty like that she's shy. She's a very sweet shy person.
Speaker 1:She's got to hate it. She's got to hate that. Like, no matter what she does, someone's going to say ah yeah.
Speaker 4:She looks like she needs two airplane. Can I be one of them? Put me as the extra. See, I have to be like. Hey, vanessa.
Speaker 3:Come sit on mama, it's fine. No, she's, honestly she's great.
Speaker 4:I always knew she was bi-curious.
Speaker 2:Oh, I told you guys I was. No, you never said it on your podcast.
Speaker 1:Now we just I know, but Sean didn't know.
Speaker 4:I was fishing for that. I like women. I like when women are very beautiful. You ever hook up with a woman In a sense of like what Like? I've made out with women.
Speaker 2:Okay, so that's as far as it ever went Bullshit.
Speaker 4:Was anybody ever dined?
Speaker 2:upon. I was dined on. Oh, okay.
Speaker 4:There you go. I never reciprocated the services.
Speaker 2:Was there any clam smashing?
Speaker 4:No.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:You sound like a selfish lover.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I know, right, I'm very selfish.
Speaker 1:Was she pretty.
Speaker 4:Yeah, she was pretty.
Speaker 1:Do I know her?
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, Now we got to know who was it.
Speaker 4:You remember my ex-best friend? Now we got it now.
Speaker 2:Who was it? You remember my ex-best friend.
Speaker 4:You don't have to say names, but yes, you do, fuck what he told you, I think you know, because I told you, I did threesomes with her, with my baby daddy.
Speaker 2:You invited her or he invited her.
Speaker 4:I invited her because I didn't want to do it by myself. And if it was like trash, I was going to be like, eh well, we both did it. So ha, do it by myself. And if it was like trash, I was gonna be like, hey well, we both did it so ha ha, but it wasn't trash so it was right. So who was it? Blonde green eyes, beautiful like caramelized skin what's her. What's her instagram okay, I don't know, actually, I'm blocked you're blocked yeah, oh, you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2:Must not have been good.
Speaker 4:No, it was good. It was just the I was friends with her for like seven years. Max, do you know who she's talking about? I think he might. He's looking it up.
Speaker 1:I know I'm not blocked.
Speaker 4:I don't know, it was great. I gotta see it. It was great.
Speaker 2:I got to see it.
Speaker 4:It was great. What, yeah, she's gorgeous.
Speaker 1:Hold on hold on my family hated her, though. Hey look, you know what's crazy.
Speaker 4:That's a very lucky guy, right? I feel like he got what he got because of me. No, no, no, I'm not saying that. What's crazy, is's a very lucky guy, right? I feel like he gets. He got what he got because of me, no no, no, no.
Speaker 1:What's crazy is I just saw this person less than a week ago where we both work in downtown no way, oh, are you giving too much? Info, though I'm just no, I'm leaving there she worked at almost every single club in tampa so yeah, like. So yeah, I'm just saying, we both she's pretty, she's great, we's great. We run into each other occasionally.
Speaker 4:Yeah, she's pretty cool.
Speaker 2:Well, it kind of sounds like you run into her and maybe one more friend. Get what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:At that point it doesn't matter which friend it is. Nah, she's cool, she's wild, worth it.
Speaker 4:Worth it, but yeah, that was the only time I ever dabbled with women. I mean, when me and my girlfriends get drunk, we always kiss each other. It's just a fucking thing.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but that's not really hooking up, right.
Speaker 1:When's the next girls trip? I know you need security, or? Oh man? I just want to know whatever services needed you know what I mean.
Speaker 2:Max was trying to go on to Turson and Keiko's with Adrian.
Speaker 1:Adrian, yes, have you okay, ready, ready. Let me list you off her friends. She's got baddies. Vanessa, the one you just saw, that's her best friend. Oh really Then Adrian, then Lexi.
Speaker 2:God, you keep saying Lexi bro.
Speaker 1:There's like four of them for us. There's a lot, the one that works at Penthouse the one that wants to be a sugar baby. Oh, that one.
Speaker 4:I love that for you girl cause this bitch?
Speaker 2:don't pay shit of mine cause your man pays your risk. Yeah, because you're in a relationship right, so that's a no. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, because you're in a relationship right, so that's a no it just so happened.
Speaker 4:I was grabbing my drink when you asked me the question. It's complicated. My son's father is an amazing person. He's a great partner and he's a good dad. That's all I'm going to say on that.
Speaker 2:I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 3:Great partner. I heard, partner.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, so you guys are back again. So is it a relationship or is it just yeah, you think?
Speaker 4:so I would say so Do you live with them. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh, then you guys are together. Yeah, oh, okay, jesus, that was hard to get out of her.
Speaker 4:I just don't like, I don't know. People don't really ask me these questions, so I'm just.
Speaker 2:I just no, you're on In Max, we Trust. These are the questions we ask.
Speaker 4:My thing is is that, like you guys see my social media platform. You don't see my kid, you don't see my family, you don't see my partner. You don't see another, you see what I allow you to see, See you don't need to know anything about my personal life Podcast is the podcast.
Speaker 1:You see that there's football. You see, I have time with my kid.
Speaker 4:You don't need to see anything else.
Speaker 3:That's it, because.
Speaker 4:I feel like the more that you give out to social media is more for people to judge you on how you live your life and what you do.
Speaker 1:Absolutely.
Speaker 4:They try to disturb the because you gotta see people that have their children on social media. I had someone when I had, when I first started my social media platform and making funny reels and like sarcastic tiktoks, someone took all the pictures of me and my son together and made their own instagram. So I had to report it and had everybody report that page. I took all my pictures down of my son. I took all my pictures down on my son's father, my family. I don't post nothing. The only time I ever post something is on my close friends, and on my close friends are my close friends. It's not random people, it's like maybe 12 of y'all that I can trust.
Speaker 2:I agree with that, because on instagram I don't have a profile because there's no reason there's no reason yeah, I don't want people knowing what I'm doing yeah, I want to live my life. The most I ever post probably is on Snapchat. And that's only for five seconds right Literally, and it goes away.
Speaker 1:He posted about he had the boat out, yeah, yeah, you have a boat.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I didn't get no fucking invite, that's okay. I don't invite any of Max's guests, yeah none Well.
Speaker 4:I'm not his guest, I'm his sister. The difference.
Speaker 1:True story. But I'm going on the boat, I'll bring French.
Speaker 2:We got to go out, we got to go on the boat, bro, yeah, out of downtown Tampa, yeah, out of downtown Tampa. I'll bring.
Speaker 4:Vanessa, I'll bring Vanessa.
Speaker 1:So I'll rent a boat for that. Okay, sold You're renting. I'll teach you how to launch it and everything. Carlos, I'm gonna call you tomorrow. Perks for Omnia customers. Now, joyce, when we get back after this segment, I'm gonna need your opinion on a few things you've been a long time you were a long time Prana employee, big in the nightlife. We're gonna rank some things top to bottom. Okay, top five, don't piss me off, we're gonna go top five.
Speaker 2:we big in the nightlife, we're going to rank some things top to bottom.
Speaker 1:Don't piss me off. We're going to go top five, we're going to go around Mount Rushmore of certain categories.
Speaker 4:I'm kind of excited and nervous at the same time it's going to be great.
Speaker 2:I'm wondering what he's going to talk about.
Speaker 4:I'm kind of like in my head Don't think too hard on it, it'll be okay, we're going to talk about some of your old colleagues, we can talk about you know, it's gonna be great.
Speaker 1:Max, are you expecting your name to be mentioned first off? No, absolutely not. Okay, because I am the goat, is my name. The measuring stick starts here. Okay, man, it could be, depending on how it goes. All right, but we'll be right back like comment, subscribe, smash that notification button and we'll be right back with in max with Trust, with In Max we Trust. And, but I'm not fucking leaving. We are back for round two of In Max we Trust. Okay, yes, female accountability is a thing.
Speaker 2:No, I mean, I don't know I feel like women hate each other more no, no, no.
Speaker 1:Women hate accountability more than they hate each other.
Speaker 4:I want to say yes and no. There's times where, if a girl's coming to me and we're out in public and she's dead wrong, I'll be like I'm gonna stand 10 toes behind her. But when we leave, bitch, you were dead wrong for that and I know you were dead wrong, but I'm gonna. I'm gonna roll with you because I'm gonna roll with it, right now, so we can't have two people out here.
Speaker 2:Let me talk about this all the time and I'm wondering if it's true. Like when you do your makeup and all that stuff and you're going to, like, uh say, a gathering with a bunch of friends, you're not doing the makeup for the guys, you're doing it for the other women, to try to show off.
Speaker 4:Oh look I'm prettier than you. No, it's not more necessarily I'm prettier than you. Women, get ready, because one women are very talented. If a woman can literally put her face on the way that I put my face on, she's golden chef's kiss. But it's also the fact that, like, if I see another woman and she looks like me, I'm gonna be like damn girl, you look so fucking good. Do you know how that makes a woman feel? That another woman is like yo, you ate, clocking that shit. Like you look great. It makes us, as women, feel like, okay, cool, I'm looking good so compliments from guys don't mean shit.
Speaker 2:No, compliments from guys don't mean shit.
Speaker 4:No, compliments from guys don't mean a fuck thing. If a woman comes up to me and tells me, damn, you look bad as fuck. And then a guy comes and says the same thing, I'm going to look at him and be like ugh, can you get the fuck out of my face that?
Speaker 1:is so weird Versus if a girl said it, I'm like you think I'm cute. You know why I'm saying? Why Ready? It's the preconceived notion that the man is giving her the compliment because he wants something from her.
Speaker 2:A woman. I mean, isn't that really kind of Not really Not really Sometimes you can go, she look good Call it a day. You can do that you can absolutely do that.
Speaker 1:You can do that and want nothing from her. You might just be trying to brighten up her day and meanwhile she's like fuck off. Yeah, no, no no, and now now, now, ready. You've done that and you started his villain era, because you couldn't accept the fact that he was just trying to be nice to you.
Speaker 4:I don't know. I mean I'm 50-50 with that, because if a man comes up to me, he already has the pre-notion of like I'm going to do this, I'm going to do that, I'm a fucker, and then keep pushing Versus women who hurts you. My baby daddy, what you mean? I'm just kidding. No, I love him, he's great. No, I'm just saying like, if a woman compliments me, what if you like the guy? Even if I like the guy, I'm an asshole. I don't care. Oh, max can bitch to men, I don't care.
Speaker 2:And I'll say it with my chest. No wonder it's always been working out for you. I always get what I want. I was being sarcastic here, women.
Speaker 4:Nah, you being sarcastic. It's true, I will attest to that. I'm a very selfish person, but I'm also a bitch. If a man compliments me like, I already know what you want out of me, so I'm not going to entertain it.
Speaker 1:What does he want from you? It's crazy Ass, because it's pussy, that's all they want.
Speaker 4:Anytime a man approaches a woman, he's going to think that he has yeah.
Speaker 1:He's about to be really disappointed. No man is going to approach me and be like wow, you're so pretty, let's be friends.
Speaker 4:No man is going to be like I want to be your friend. We've already talked about this in the last podcast. Why is it different with Max? Because when me and Max met, we already established that friendship Like there was no when me and him became friends. There was no like sexual tension. There was no sexuality windows. There was nothing like oh like, ha, ha, ha yeah that's what she said, and she was also a child.
Speaker 3:I was also a baby. I was like 17.
Speaker 1:Yeah 17. Oh 17. How old were you In my 20s?
Speaker 2:Yeah, in my 20s at the time Late 20s Mid 20s Early 20s.
Speaker 3:Like.
Speaker 4:I want to say like early 20s.
Speaker 1:Early 20s. Early 20s, 23 maybe.
Speaker 4:But it's still weird being like.
Speaker 1:The fact that she had a teen attached to anything in her age and she was like the youngest.
Speaker 2:What about?
Speaker 1:19? No.
Speaker 2:I have a very serious rule If you're 21 and she's 19.
Speaker 1:Don't give a fuck. It's not even a thing.
Speaker 4:Once you hit 20, them teens are dead. I feel like it's very pedophile of people to let you About 20 and 19.
Speaker 1:I mean it's, I can let that go. I got 20 and a 19.
Speaker 2:I can let it go, but as soon as you're old enough to drink alcohol the girl also has to be old enough to drink. It's a thing, yeah. It's a thing, it's a thing.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I feel like everybody judges a man Like you're 28 with a 20-year-old. You're fucking weird.
Speaker 2:Like Bill Belichick and his girlfriend, he's 67.
Speaker 1:She's 22 or 23.
Speaker 2:She's 27. 27, yeah, so they're 40-, 40 year difference. Now is she using him.
Speaker 4:Oh, absolutely, or is?
Speaker 2:he using her.
Speaker 1:Both it's a mutual thing he's using her because that's going to be better than anything in his 60 year old brain. I don't think she looks that good either. Okay needed to have the 60 year olds running around.
Speaker 4:No, a woman doesn't have to look good for an older man to sit here and use her for whatever she needs. Because she's younger, she's going to do what she needs to do to get what she wants out of him as well.
Speaker 2:I'm looking her up.
Speaker 1:Please let me see what this woman looks like. I need to know You're still babysitting as well. Look at that, bro.
Speaker 3:I think she's pretty though.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but not really For this For that, yeah For him.
Speaker 1:that's a win, bro. That's a win for him. That's a win for Bill Belichick.
Speaker 4:Bill ugly as fuck.
Speaker 1:He's a 60-something-year-old white man. I couldn't. With a baddie that man is winning in life.
Speaker 4:I couldn't do it. He better than me, I'd have to put a paper bag over his face and imagine him being as Channing Tatum or Michael B Jordan One of the two. One of the two, now you're going to imagine that.
Speaker 1:He's 73. I'm going to close my eyes and you're going to feel them wrinkles. It's not going to be the same, Max. Shut the fuck up. I'm trying to imagine it. That's cool. Michael B Jordan. Michael B.
Speaker 2:Jordan, the white guys get a win for once.
Speaker 1:I mean shit, White men have been winning all along. Okay, Let the chocolate man there you go and the white man won on Sunday. We're going to leave that alone because I'm still upset about it.
Speaker 2:Well, I mean, nobody likes the Ravens, that's okay. That's why the black man fucked his lady.
Speaker 4:My part later was on the Ravens. I'm mad.
Speaker 1:Well, uh-uh, no, we said it here first. On In Max we Chug, I said before the season started. I said if Josh Allen comes out playing nuclear, we know that Michael B Jordan smashed this lady. How old do you think she is?
Speaker 2:25. 5.
Speaker 4:24. Yeah, I was going to say 25.
Speaker 2:And he's 73.
Speaker 1:Dub Bro. That's a win For him. That's almost a 50-year difference. Honestly, it's a win For him.
Speaker 4:That's almost a 50-year difference. Honestly, it's a win for her too, because, as a woman thinking about it like you're old as fuck.
Speaker 3:You can't be entertaining multiple women.
Speaker 4:You're going to give me everything. I want a Mercedes, I want it paid off and I want it in my name.
Speaker 2:I want a house. The question is, do they get married?
Speaker 1:Yes, if they don't, it doesn't work out in her benefit.
Speaker 4:It doesn't.
Speaker 2:So my question is do you think her whole game is to get?
Speaker 3:married. Yes, In order to. I want half.
Speaker 2:I want half, Eddie.
Speaker 4:I don't want half. You guys ever see that, eddie Murphy, I want all of it.
Speaker 2:All of it. I'm in your deal, oh so you're waiting for him to die, and then?
Speaker 4:taking all of it. My son will be set said that's just how women think, so would you, so would you date a? Let's call it 82 year old at my age now.
Speaker 2:Yes, and it's a white man. What do you look like like?
Speaker 4:he looks like bill, I couldn't do it but jordan's doing it. Her name's jordan hudson, so you're telling jordan, I can dome you because I just couldn't do it. I, I just couldn't like, I would literally throw up, I would get the ick. There's only so much I can fake and put a face over. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2:I mean you said put a bag over his head.
Speaker 4:I put a bag over his head, but every time, but then again. At his age he probably couldn't do it. Turn off the lights.
Speaker 3:What you mean. Turn off the lights, it's crazy.
Speaker 2:Turn off the lights is crazy.
Speaker 1:You need blackout shades. Hey, look ready you talking about. He might not be able. He got pills on pills on pills, ready to go. He got Viagra. He's like I'm trying to tell you no.
Speaker 2:Four hours worth Four hours. What Four hours worth Over how many years?
Speaker 1:Four hours. You know that Viagra.
Speaker 4:They say if I'm gonna tag somebody in the blackout curtains, I'm gonna tag somebody in. Actually, matter of fact, I'm reaching the door and grab the pocket pussy. Pretend like it's me. Yep, get your night in with a pocket pussy.
Speaker 1:Oh, my god, that's why. What have you got your pregnant Then? What? No, no, no, because you're set. Now. You're set because you have a child True story. Now, your child support child. You have his child, oh, true story. Now you're set. Child support, child support Alimony.
Speaker 2:You're in there now. He's going to die in three years oh marriage yeah yeah. After a divorce. Okay, you're right. Right, my bad Child support only Child support.
Speaker 1:That's 18 years worth.
Speaker 4:I'm going to swallow that pill. Oh, plan B. I mean, if you're with them to begin with, I mean I just couldn't do it. I just couldn't do it. I condone every woman that does it.
Speaker 1:You'd be a single mom, because if he's 82, he's only got maybe 10 years left.
Speaker 2:I couldn't do it. What if this motherfucker lives for another 20 years? It's cool, I would crash out.
Speaker 4:I'd be on an episode of Snap. Oh wow, you know what's crazy about that.
Speaker 2:That snapped on. It's on Oxygen, I think.
Speaker 1:That it's mostly Latin women.
Speaker 2:No, not Latin women, but it's mostly women killing their husbands.
Speaker 4:Yeah, because they fucking snapped no because them bitches crazy that part. Okay, are they crazy? Or did the men do some fucked up shit to make them crazy? How many episodes have you seen? All of them.
Speaker 1:Okay, so hear me out. The men didn't really do shit.
Speaker 4:The men. Sometimes they just be breathing a certain way that be pissing us off.
Speaker 3:Yeah, spit out that drink.
Speaker 4:Spit it out, because I'm spitting facts right now.
Speaker 2:If a woman is pissed off, if there's something that's already irritating her about that relationship sorry, let me know you could be chewing a certain kind of way and the woman is just pissed.
Speaker 4:If you piss me off while you're chewing that gum, I'm going to make you spit that gum out. Don't breathe next to me, don't touch me, don't look at me, don't do nothing. And I stand to this day. My baby daddy pissed me off the other day on some simple. It was so simple, but I was already highly stressed.
Speaker 2:What do you do? Let's hear how simple it was, because this is a shocker. Actually, it's not a shocker.
Speaker 1:That a Latin woman was mad about something stupid. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2:He didn't open the door for me no, no, no. I don't care and I wanted to stab him in the carotid artery.
Speaker 4:No, it wasn't that. Okay so he came back from work bit I had a rental because he he crashed my car.
Speaker 4:He's okay, everyone's okay, everyone's good, cool shit happens, right? I wasn't even mad when he crashed the car anyways, that's a whole different story. But I have a rental car and you know the rental they gave you like this the, just the key fob and like a little ring. So I attached my keys my house key, my salon key onto the ring. The first day he came back I was like I really want to sleep in. Can you please, please, take Jordan to school for me and then pick me up and take me to work? He's like, yeah, cool, great, awesome, I get another 45 minutes just to lay in bed. So he comes to pick me up. We're halfway to the salon.
Speaker 4:Mind you, I live in Land O'Lakes, the salon is in Tampa. That's like a 45 minute drive. We're halfway there and I'm like you got my key. Fuck, you mean, you don't have. The other key was on the key fob. He's like I took it off. I don't like having all those keys on me. So now I'm gonna be late for my first appointment and I booked myself back to back to back. So I have an 11 o'clock, a 12 o'clock and a two o'clock and I have them set that way because I can get them done in that time frame and then be out in time to go pick up my son nobody else is at the salon.
Speaker 4:No other people at salon salon, but I book my own clients.
Speaker 2:What I mean is that oh, to help me there. No to open the door.
Speaker 4:No, no, no, no. It was a Monday, we were closed. So I go in even on my day off, yeah. So we had to drive 20 minutes back to the house. I still had to go to the hair salon store to get products for my client that I needed for that day. So on top of that, it pushed me an hour late.
Speaker 1:So when you push me an hour late for one client.
Speaker 4:It actually pushes you back about two hours the entire day, so it pushes my entire day back so I didn't even get off of work till like six o'clock when I was supposed to be getting off at like 3 34. So it just like irritated my soul because it's like that a simple mistake?
Speaker 2:no, it was. That was kind of a big mistake it.
Speaker 4:but then he's like I'm sorry, I'm sorry, and you know, jp, he don't apologize, he's just like it is what it is. He was like, babe, I'm sorry, like I didn't mean, I was like I just didn't want to talk to him. I'm driving like shaking, like this and I'm like, oh, my God, these guys better fucking move. Like I'm driving and I'm enraged door. I did, I did, but vanessa was already traveling, she was out, she was she's in bali, she was, she was in, uh, france, I think, paris, yeah, but she was traveling. So it was like the only person that I had to open the door couldn't open the door. So I was just like pissed off and it's like little things like that. So him even saying that he was sorry, I'm like don't fucking talk to me, like don't breathe next to me, don't let for two days clearly um apologizing, yeah, and I mean get the guy some slack.
Speaker 4:It was just so irritating. It was like little mistakes like that can literally backtrack me so much so it's like little mistakes like that, I snapped. I didn't want to talk to him, I didn't want to see him, I didn't want to listen, I didn't want to hear his breath're saying that that made you mad to that level?
Speaker 1:Yeah, so would it be fair to say that in that moment you couldn't properly express your emotions?
Speaker 4:No, I expressed it and he knew Is this from a psychology book? No, no, no. I feel like I'm in therapy, I mean did you effectively express your emotions?
Speaker 1:Because it says from what you said and I'm just going to quote what you said you were driving the whole way shaking Don't look at me, don't touch me. Sounds like you're bottling those emotions.
Speaker 4:He just knew, he already knew, you're not answering my question. Okay, so no, I didn't voice to him that I was pissed off and that it irritated me. Well then, but he knew I was pissed off and it so she did not and I stand on what I just said.
Speaker 1:She's got to effectively communicate her emotion in that state. Now all her man knows is I fucked up. Now she's mad to a high degree. There's no, hey, I get it. I understand the mistake. Whatever the case may be, now on the flip side, if she does something and he just goes silent, Job done to my wife before.
Speaker 4:Doesn't say anything he does it a lot, though I feel like that's just how we communicate. Like I'll know he's upset so I need to let him cool off and then we'll talk about it later, which we did. So he knows the same thing with me If he pisses me off, let me cool off. Don't talk to me going to get even worse. Why? Because I'm already irritated. And then it was my first client.
Speaker 1:It was her birthday, so you can't take the emotion out of the argument. I understand Emotional attention. You're still working on it. Good to you.
Speaker 4:Max, I told him before we started this don't piss me off.
Speaker 3:He's pissing me off.
Speaker 2:I mean it was kind of the goal of the whole podcast Button pusher Now. I mean it was kind of the goal of the whole podcast Button pusher Now. Did you tell him please never take the keys off the lanyard?
Speaker 4:I did tell him. I was like why would you? You've been back for one day, why would you disrupt my routine? Has he taken the keys off the lanyard?
Speaker 1:No, no, no, that's not giving him corrective action. I did tell him not to take this off. Now it's accusatory. All you had to do was look him in the face and say hey, babe, can you please just not remove my keys from the key fob? Thank you so much, that's all.
Speaker 4:I mean, I didn't say it like that but I told him not to remove it.
Speaker 3:I know you didn't. It's cool though.
Speaker 4:But he also understands, like this he has to deal with it me too, because there's sometimes I do some stupid shit and he does the same thing.
Speaker 2:He'll just be like what kind of stupid shit are you doing?
Speaker 4:I just say out of pocket shit sometimes, like he's going to Paris right now for his security thing and he's like I'm going to see the Eiffel Tower. I was like, oh, since you're seeing the Eiffel Tower, I can go get Eiffel Towered.
Speaker 1:What the fuck, bro? Now he'd be wrong. What you're saying is way worse than what he just did. He made a simple mistake of oh yeah, hey, man, it's a lot of keys.
Speaker 2:And she's like can I get fucked in the mouth and the pussy at the same time? That part, what the fuck he was like.
Speaker 1:I don't want to lose these two keys. Let me put yeah, I only have the key file with me logic and then she takes it.
Speaker 4:What 10x yeah, 10x is like. Even my best was like joy, so like it's just a jokey joke.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, no, but you were seeing it as a joke.
Speaker 3:No, I said you were trying to hurt him emotionally Puerto Rico.
Speaker 4:Latina, yeah, but JP, and you know cuz you've heard him say it a bunch of times JP is infamous. Don't look at the ceiling, Max, because I'm just making sure that the colors are fitting what I'm doing.
Speaker 1:Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 4:He's infamous of being like we're having a sister wife, we're getting a sister wife, we're going to do this and then she could do that. Or because you don't want me doing this and you don't like to do this, the sister wife could do it All the time.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but you went all the way. I think it's like seven times a month. Watch this. Tag me in. Tag me in. Sir Pow, you open the door when you let the threesome happen. That is what I was going to say. Let's a wrap, and you're okay with it.
Speaker 4:Yes. I will tell you, I did fuck up with that.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 4:And even to this day, when I went to therapy, I was like I opened this door and I didn't know how to close it, and that's why he was so comfortable stepping out of our relationship without me being a part of it, because he was like, well, she don't want to do it no more, but I still want to do it.
Speaker 2:Wait, wait, so has he oh multiple times. Oh, so you're one of those.
Speaker 4:You're a cuck. What's that?
Speaker 2:A cuck. A cuck Someone. That's okay with another person having sex with their partner.
Speaker 4:No, I'm definitely not okay with that. Like I said, I'm a very selfish person. I let my person be mine. He's done it multiple times.
Speaker 3:And you're still with him yeah.
Speaker 4:I took him back yeah, a cuck. Okay, I'm a cuck Pussy. No, because you know what we went through. You know the trials and tribulations and everything that we had, and it was a good situation, and we did break up for a while too. So, when he was, doing Right there he was shwanging his meat all over town.
Speaker 2:Defined as a man whose wife or partner is unfaithful to him through sexual activity with another person. So the same thing can go with a woman.
Speaker 4:That's a cuck Damn. That sucks.
Speaker 2:Hey, it's your relationship, not hers.
Speaker 4:I did it to myself did it's okay, I admit it like I know.
Speaker 2:Let me ask you a question did she eat well?
Speaker 3:yes, yeah, she was eating them, so it was worth it.
Speaker 4:On it, like she needed to pay rent that day. It was great. It was great and we were all like intoxicated too, and he was on some stuff, so, so he lasted through the whole.
Speaker 2:Was she the only one? Yes, so you were genuinely attracted to her.
Speaker 4:Yeah, she was very attractive.
Speaker 3:I saw a picture of her. She is she's very attractive, very, very attractive.
Speaker 2:She looked Asian.
Speaker 4:No, she's black and white. Black and white, she's next, she's next.
Speaker 1:It's great On the podcast. On the podcast yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd love to get the other end of this story.
Speaker 4:Yeah. No, she probably won't be as nice about talking about me as I am with her, so Well, I mean, we haven't said who she is. That part.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 4:That part. I mean it could be two different people. No, I really am Anytime.
Speaker 2:I end a friendship. Hey Max put a restraining order on her real quick.
Speaker 4:I'll see you in court Same judge Now, ma'am, isn't this the guy that you had testified for you when you were going through X, y and Z? And now you're in court again for doing the same thing, but with him? Your Honor, it's not me, that was Patricia.
Speaker 1:Your Honor, your Honor, your Honor, video evidence, photo evidence, full transcripts, and that's another thing.
Speaker 2:And we're just going to sit back, no further questions. So that was wild when he told me that I was like wait a second. Are we liable?
Speaker 4:No.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 4:Because what she?
Speaker 2:was showing, wasn't the judge said.
Speaker 4:The judge said that she didn't want to see it because it wasn't me on the podcast, it was someone else. She was trying to show a video of what Max was saying about Cruella. So her judge was trying to say that he already had premeditated notion like that he didn't like her, that he didn't da-da-da-da, so he was going there with malicious intent.
Speaker 2:But he wasn't the one that was. Oh, I see you see what I'm saying.
Speaker 4:Fuck yeah, he didn't do anything wrong, because it didn't come out of his mouth. He just said we don't fuck with that bitch. That's all he said. We don't fuck with her. Fuck this person, we don't fuck with her. Cool, and they kept the podcast rolling. So she was trying to turn her laptop over and the judge was like I don't want to see it, it doesn't pertain to this at all.
Speaker 4:It's hears yeah, I don't even know, I don't know how half of this shit, the majority of this shit, even got approved without any evidence. There was no evidence, no paper trail, no videos, no, nothing for it to even go to court.
Speaker 2:Max, this might be like. This might be a thing. I need you to start saying things that could make it to court that's not the publicity. I'm joking those views do not represent that of in Max we Trust, and those are solely the opinions of myself Allegedly.
Speaker 4:Allegedly that's insane, but it's okay.
Speaker 1:If that's what I had to go to court for, I'm living with that. You know why there's no version of that where they were going to put me in cuffs. I am hanging out that part. I was sweating, I was chilling. Freedom of speech that part.
Speaker 4:I was sweating the fact that that restraining order took over five hours to deliberate in court.
Speaker 2:What were you doing while you were waiting outside of the courtroom?
Speaker 4:I was literally sat like this, mute as fuck, for five hours.
Speaker 1:And then the rest of the witnesses were in another little room, and her fellow witnesses are true characters oh yeah, no, max definitely had to do.
Speaker 4:I never heard afterwards and I apologize because I was like there is no way in fucking hell that you had to deal with that while I was dealing with some other shit, because the people that I have to support me and who are behind me, they don't act like that. But I feel like there was such a high stress that day that it was hours going by and nobody was saying anything to them, like they were in a separate room, they didn't know what the fuck was going on, no bailiffs were there, and then Cruella's fucking family is over on the other side of the room fucking antagonizing them the whole time, walking back and forth saying shit.
Speaker 1:Isn't that witness tampering? Yes, yeah, but here's the problem. I'm in a room with her other witnesses, who are all women, and you put women in a room where they want to guess the outcome and they don't have all the facts. I watched them try to throw every possibility on the wall, cross-examine each other, stress.
Speaker 4:They thought I was going to jail. They're like she's probably in jail and I'm like I didn't do nothing and me being me, I'm like y'all.
Speaker 1:let me leave. I want to go.
Speaker 2:Wait, so you were subpoenaed.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yes, so they made you subpoenaed yeah, yeah, and it was great, thank God they didn't ask me. I didn't get sent to court.
Speaker 4:I mean Max was on the stand for literally less than four minutes he's like yep, yep, yep, no Joyce, just wanted to get her stuff. There was no. This party was the one Because Yep, no Joyce just wanted to get her stuff.
Speaker 2:There was no. This party was the one, Because you also went with her.
Speaker 1:I was the menacing, threatening black man.
Speaker 4:Yeah, and then they said that when he came with me that I had four other fucking pickup trucks with me just standing there intimidating her. It was just me and Max in my car.
Speaker 1:They said I came in trying to intimidate her. I never made it in the store, y'all they and they even tried to have like the little security guard out there physically remove me and he was like I can't put my hands on him. Yeah, he hasn't done anything.
Speaker 4:She just believes that she's above the law. So if she's like, snaps her fingers, get rid of him. That it'll happen.
Speaker 2:I say we stop giving her. I say we stop giving her air time.
Speaker 1:The fact that she thought this little 165-pound dude was going to move me anywhere was hilarious.
Speaker 4:It was comical. Like the dude would look at her and say hey bro, he's like I don't even know what I'm doing here. I just got to make sure you don't go in the building. I was like cool, that's good enough.
Speaker 1:Yeah, just hang out, but that's it for right now. We'll be back for and, as always.
Speaker 4:I'm not fucking leaving.
Speaker 1:Alright, we're back for more of In Max we Trust. Bring your mic to the city. I'm sorry, alright, here we are Now, miss Pam.
Speaker 3:Whoa yes.
Speaker 1:You know this is my favorite part of the day when we get into the questions from the viewers.
Speaker 4:Maybe out of pocket sometimes. So be nice to me.
Speaker 2:Those fans, those fans, we'll call them fans and Be nice to me, those fans, those fans We'll call them fans, and you always have fans.
Speaker 4:You know what I mean Good ones and bad ones.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean. Do you have OnlyFans?
Speaker 4:No.
Speaker 1:Did you ever think about it?
Speaker 4:If I did, I would.
Speaker 1:What.
Speaker 3:Did you ever?
Speaker 4:think about it. Yeah, yeah, there it is. But the thing is with the OnlyFans I wasn't on it like paid content, like uh, kind of like with my subscriptions on instagram. Okay, if you subscribe on my instagram, I'll show you how to do foils, I'll show you how to do hair, I'll show you how to build your content, I'll show you how to what you can, what you can't do to get your money's worth.
Speaker 2:So, like, I'll get paid to teach y'all to do some shit that's what I would do only fans for but I mean to do hair, you need to have a state license, right, yep, yeah we do further education all the time. Yeah, continue, yeah so balayage is like the biggest thing in brazilian blowouts and that's the money makers right, yeah, that's really lashes the brazilian blowout extensions
Speaker 4:the extensions, the lashes and the baby you want.
Speaker 2:Hair like me come to ador wait a second, so do you have extensions in right now? I currently do yeah every time it didn't even look like it I've never not have extensions in right now I currently do Every time.
Speaker 1:It didn't even look like it. I've never not had extensions in. I've only seen you once in our entire years of friendship with no extension.
Speaker 2:That's because you was going through it, so how short is your hair without?
Speaker 4:extensions. My hair is actually pretty long. My natural hair is right here, so it's pretty long.
Speaker 2:A little bit more than shoulder length.
Speaker 4:So what are you?
Speaker 2:extending over here.
Speaker 4:I just like it to tickle my asshole, so I like the hair to be long down my back nice, so that when I whip my hair you got smack between your edges.
Speaker 1:Alright, willow, I know, right, I whip my hair back and forth. No, be honest, it's for when people pull it. Moving on yeah.
Speaker 2:I can't confirm I've dated a couple girls with extensions and they were like I didn't want you to pull it out.
Speaker 1:I dated a chick with a wig. One time snatched it off, no shit did you put it back on?
Speaker 4:no?
Speaker 1:he's qualified to, I said fuck it, put that bad boy on you put her wig on you and proceeded yeah, oh my God.
Speaker 2:What was she? Black, black, yeah. Do you guys ever see those Instagram videos of the guy with the blower? Yeah, and he's like blowing the sidewalk and then just like runs up a black chick and just like blows the wig off.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's a shitty wig. You should have did better. Sweetie Miss ma'am, now I'm going to repeat this one, who is the most favorite person currently in your DMs?
Speaker 4:Do you want me to show you it or do you want me to say it?
Speaker 2:We would like you to share with the audience.
Speaker 1:Share with the audience Right there, right there in your camera.
Speaker 2:Hi, let's start with the audience Share with the audience, like right there, right there in your camera.
Speaker 4:Hi, does it start with a K? Yeah, kevin Gates slid in my DMs, pretty cool.
Speaker 1:I mean, do any of these celebrities really have a chance though?
Speaker 4:No, why, I don't know. I just feel like they're regular people like us. They just got a higher platform.
Speaker 1:Look, I'm. I'll tell you right now if any female celebrity slide in my dm.
Speaker 2:I'm going out on a date. I think it's different for men. He's like not even hesitating. Okay, I'm going let's go.
Speaker 1:I'm glad to go out to eat right now I was gonna go eat regardless.
Speaker 2:Now I get to go for free, for a free wait. A second hold on hold on it? No. But if a chick slides into yours, if a chick slides into mine.
Speaker 1:She's not paying for my meal. There's no way. There's no way. I'm not that blessed. Jesus, don't love me that much.
Speaker 4:I would still pay for it.
Speaker 2:So if you were let's say you weren't in a relationship, you slid into somebody's.
Speaker 4:DM, you're paying, had all the money. Yeah, if I was a famous singer or famous rapper or if I was famous and I had all the money. And I'm reaching out to somebody like, yeah, that doesn't feel right, but I mean it's different between men and women, it's just different like, but with me I'm a giver. I'm a person that always gives.
Speaker 1:So if you, didn't got it, I got it. She ain't never got my meal, but it's cool I'm pretty sure we have multiple times matt uh, I don't know.
Speaker 2:I'm pretty sure Max bought Chick-fil-A last time. No, I brought Chick-fil-A.
Speaker 4:I bought Chick-fil-A last time I bought our food. I thought you did no.
Speaker 3:I bought it.
Speaker 1:I bought it. I came in, I brought it. I had it in before she got it yeah.
Speaker 2:He brought the food.
Speaker 4:No then you ate before I did, because I bought Chick-fil-A nuggets, I remember, and I was like you want some and we had some together. I remember this, sean.
Speaker 2:I'm pretty sure you brought it in. I went and got it. He stopped at Chick-fil-A. You were late, you were late I was late Cause I was getting Chick-fil-A.
Speaker 4:I'm no.
Speaker 2:You were late Because you were late. Yeah, I'd be late and not only that, didn't you also buy her Like a spa, or was that a different guest?
Speaker 4:That's somebody else. You would never buy me no spa day. Wasn't me Wrong bitch.
Speaker 1:First off, first off. Damn, who was it? Adrian oh that's right, Adrian because, the first time she came in it was right after Mother's Day and her birthday. Oh yeah, and I said you know what?
Speaker 4:We'll make sure we get you a spa day.
Speaker 1:That's what you're supposed to do yeah.
Speaker 2:Yo, you bought it all. I didn't spend any money on it, bro, but I'm almost 100% certain.
Speaker 1:He bought Chick-fil-A.
Speaker 2:I bought the Chick-fil-A Because he rolled up in here and I was like so where's your guest at? And oh no, she's coming, and the Chick-fil-A was already there, you're right.
Speaker 4:Okay, you're right, you're right, I'm wrong. I'm sorry, I was wrong. I thought. I bought it. I. I'm wrong. I'm sorry, I was wrong. I thought I bought it. I remember, because I was like I haven't eaten. I'm hungry. He's like I'll get Chick-fil-A, I'm like I want Nuggies. I remember, I remember. Okay, he did, he did Thank you, gentlemen, he did.
Speaker 1:Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry when. I'm an Ocean Prime guy. You know what I mean.
Speaker 4:I had Ocean Prime one time and I really liked their sushi there. It's not bad. It's not bad. The price ain't bad either.
Speaker 1:But I come with a plus one and he's over there. Mm-mm, no, no, wait, no, think about it, he just denied free food. Yeah, I did Hear me out.
Speaker 2:It's a game.
Speaker 1:Now we're going question number two have you ever girl? Just say it, I know the answer, so it's gonna be fun.
Speaker 4:Have you ever Max, don't piss me off piss her off.
Speaker 2:I mean, she gets pissed off over keys. I get pissed off easily what the fuck.
Speaker 4:I should have never told y'all have you ever?
Speaker 1:the way they worded it was weird, but basically what they're trying to say is has?
Speaker 2:no, no, no, read it exactly the way it doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1:Like it's a dude and I get what he's trying to say. It's basically like have you ever been cheated on with a co-worker?
Speaker 2:Cheated on with a co-worker.
Speaker 1:Has your man ever cheated on you with a co-worker?
Speaker 2:When you were working at Prana, did your man Really?
Speaker 4:Yeah, yes and no, because technically I wasn't working there anymore, but I knew them and they that's why I say it's a weird, it's a weird question it's a weird question and they still tried to come and they would still get their hair done with me even after the fact, and then tried fighting me at the club that I literally booked tables for so the girls that your guy cheated on you with would get their hair done by you and you would do their hair yeah, and I'll wax the fuck out of them yo, why are so many fucking guys cheating on you?
Speaker 1:I guess all the pretty girls that we brought on have been cheated on. Yes, I think it's just so easily.
Speaker 4:You know what it is.
Speaker 4:I'm gonna tell you this because women like us are way too much confidence we have yes, we're very confident in who we are as a and we're very opinionated with how our life's going. So if you piss us off or you do something, we're going to voice it to you. And sometimes a lot of men don't like how women voice certain things to them and they're like, well, fuck you, fuck this, fuck that They'll go out. Do what they do, come back. But they'll always come back. That's the thing. They'll get mad at the fact that that don't make that face, because I still have my ex-boyfriend hit me up to this day trying to come back.
Speaker 1:Why are you yelling at me, like I'm just saying? Because you made that face.
Speaker 4:I didn't like the face. You made Max literally didn't say anything.
Speaker 2:I said I didn't like the face you made.
Speaker 1:He made a face and I seen it through my peripheral and he was like they always come back.
Speaker 2:If I cheat, I'm not coming back. Cheat, I'm not coming back, yeah, but but they're coming back to uh, a nice, comfortable, uh expected place. You should be like nah, motherfucker, hit the road I think I'm too laid back.
Speaker 4:That's my issue, because you could do what you do to me and I'm such a forgiving person. I'm like you did what you did, I don't care. But you're not gonna have that type of access to me anymore. You can ask my baby daddy. I'm not the sweet person that he used to meet before.
Speaker 2:But does he still have access?
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's why they're coming back. But it's also beneficial in our relationship. We know what we do for each other in our roles. I do my role, he does his role, and it just goes smooth. Now is he cheating on me? Now that I don't know. I can't answer to you because I'm just going with life, where life is taking me, do you guys have access to each other's phones? No, we don't do that.
Speaker 1:Maybe you should, I'm glad you said the phone Moving on, what is the wildest thing you've ever seen in a partner's phone and you yeah.
Speaker 4:That he cheated on me. I don't know what it was, it was a woman's intuition. And I don't know what it was. It was a woman's intuition and it was more. So I kind of got the ick because he was on dating apps and I didn't know he was on dating apps so Bumble was popping up. So I was like, hmm, he's sleeping right now. So I just put his passcode in. That's when we had each other's passcodes but we never really actively went through each other's phones. So I had his passcode, went through it. He was on Bumble and he was just he wasn't like yo, let me take you on a date, let me do that. He was doing like one-liners and they were funny, but Homeboy was being left on read and I was like, oh, that's an ick.
Speaker 4:How are you going to try to cheat and have these apps and then you're being left on read?
Speaker 1:But that's the perfect place to try it.
Speaker 3:But it is, and I can't. Are you from Tennessee, because you're only Tennessee.
Speaker 4:Nah, it was funny when I was reading it. I was like, and I was like motherfucker, why are you?
Speaker 2:texting this bitch that you know what I mean. So were you kind of upset that he was left on unread.
Speaker 4:I was just upset the fact that he even thought it was okay to do that. Like I said, I'm a very laid back person. You can do what you want to do and I'm going to tell you like I don't like that you did that and that'd be the end of the conversation. Now, if you continue to do what you did after I tell you I don't like that you did that, then that's on you, that's not on me. So you can't get mad at me about how I change, how I treat you or what I do, because you done did that shit to me. You could. Everybody is not just for him, just for my baby daddy. It goes for friendships too. You can fuck me over and say what you want to say about me, and I voiced it to you that I didn't like that and you continue to do it and that's on you, that's not on me. You can't get mad at me about how I react for what you did to me. I agree with that.
Speaker 2:It just is what it is, you I mean I was young when was the last time it happened, I don't recall. I plead the fifth. I plead the fifth. I plead the fifth, I plead the fifth.
Speaker 4:Yeah, no, I mean where I'm at in life. We're good, Everything's good.
Speaker 2:Has it been over 10 years.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh, so see, she said it with a smile though.
Speaker 4:Okay, no, so I've been with JP for eight, that's all right, so the one before the one that got physical with me. I was.
Speaker 2:So wait a second. You cheated on him, he cheated on you.
Speaker 4:My ex.
Speaker 2:No JP.
Speaker 4:Baby daddy. No, I was very faithful to him.
Speaker 2:Oh, so you never cheated on him, I've never cheated on him.
Speaker 4:There's been times where he's gotten mad because there was messages of me being a little too friendly with guys.
Speaker 1:Counts. No, it doesn't Hold on. Why it does? Because women emotionally cheat.
Speaker 2:The only time cheating occurs is when something goes in a hole.
Speaker 1:No Women.
Speaker 2:Here's the thing Ready.
Speaker 1:Women are emotionally cheap. They'll take deep emotional confidence in somebody else. Someone has emotional access to her. To me that's worse. To me it's worse because now, but you as the man should be providing that for her.
Speaker 2:But I understand that, but I'm saying like, and she should never have that reason I, I would rather.
Speaker 1:I would rather you go smash somebody and call it a day. No, I wouldn't. Then you'd be emotionally tied to somebody.
Speaker 4:Yeah, but he'd use it differently because he's married, so he's trying to see if his wife did that.
Speaker 1:Yeah you're married, it doesn't count.
Speaker 4:But it's also like if your wife.
Speaker 2:How does that not?
Speaker 4:count.
Speaker 1:If your wife is having deep conversations at 11.30 at night. She's not allowed to do that. But I'm saying you come to find out, at 11.30 she's having these deep, emotional conversations with another dude I wouldn't call that cheating though I would call that she's grooming your replacement.
Speaker 4:She is, that's exactly what she's doing. That's literally what that is, then it is cheating. So if you would consider it cheating, it is cheating Like that person is.
Speaker 1:They are building a foundation so that once she finally says, all right, cool, I'm done with you. That's where she's going.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:So, like that's where I'm, that's where I say bro, if you're emotionally cheating on me, cook, cook.
Speaker 4:I don't want.
Speaker 2:that Makes sense.
Speaker 4:When you break it down like that yeah, it's all about perception.
Speaker 1:When it comes to questions.
Speaker 2:Well, minus the hairline, right, Because Dr Phil's got no hairline.
Speaker 1:But this thing got waves in it and it's not like Donald Trump hair.
Speaker 4:It's not fake, wow the toothpaste.
Speaker 2:Why are you always throwing Donald Trump under the bus, man? Well, I don't, I don't, I don't.
Speaker 4:Not always. I don't make fun of Oompa Loompas that often Just right around Halloween.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:Candy corn's about to be popular. The Oompa Loompas are about to be ready.
Speaker 2:Halloween Funny. You say that that's when my anniversary is Sweet. I love that for you, october 31st.
Speaker 4:If I were ever to get married, it'd be on Halloween?
Speaker 2:Well, you're going to get married. I'm never getting married. Why Really?
Speaker 4:I think it's just too much stress.
Speaker 2:Too much stress.
Speaker 4:Because if one day you decide oh, Vimo's calling me If one day you decide, you want to leave me Vimo. Vanessa, if one day, yeah, if you want to decide to leave me. No, you're not going to answer it, I'll answer it.
Speaker 2:Who's Vimo, vanessa? Hello, we're in the middle of a podcast right here. Yeah, put it on speaker, if you're gonna do it, put it on speaker, let's hear it. You're talking about business.
Speaker 4:I can't put it on speaker and my screen's fucked up, so I can't put it on speaker.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, well, you gotta hang up then. So, uh, ladies and gentlemen, right now we have our guest on the podcast, speaking on the phone, ignoring the host.
Speaker 4:It should have been in the sink. Hold on, give me like five minutes. Let me call you back.
Speaker 2:Tell her why.
Speaker 3:Tell her why I'm on a podcast, Actually nine minutes. All right bye.
Speaker 2:What the fuck was that? I can't even see my screen.
Speaker 4:It's fucked. Oh, now it goes. If my screen's fucked up, I got to get a new phone. I'm sorry, guys.
Speaker 2:There you go I apologize. It was a business, anyway.
Speaker 1:moving on oh now I'm wondering this is actually Sean's fault.
Speaker 3:Why.
Speaker 1:This one's, sean's fault. The fuck did I do? Because he sent me a meme and it sent me down a rabbit hole of questions. I started looking up other guys Thumb in or thumb out, thumb in, butthole In In. See, all bitches love this shit In All womenole.
Speaker 2:In, in See All bitches love this shit, in All women. Do People think?
Speaker 4:it's gross, I think it's just a little action.
Speaker 1:It's not bad. Yeah, now would you do it to?
Speaker 4:him. No, I don't want to get punched. Wait, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1:Hell, no, no, no, no, no. Let me land.
Speaker 4:Would you want one of these in your asshole?
Speaker 1:First off, not touch it. Those look like claws.
Speaker 4:They are claws. Yes, and they're by K-Claws on Instagram. Hit her up, but you wouldn't want these to slip in, but hear me out.
Speaker 1:Would it make a man gay if he wants you to touch his butt?
Speaker 4:No, I don't think so.
Speaker 1:No, why not?
Speaker 4:Because I think every Okay, max, let's talk about it. You can think that, but as a woman, if a man is telling you he sexually likes certain things, y'all's G-spot is in your ass. That's cool. So if a man is saying like, hey, do this.
Speaker 2:Or if you know, whatever it is, is it really it is?
Speaker 4:Oh shit, I don't think that there's a problem with that. I think that you're judging somebody based off their sexual desires. I'm not for me if it's not for you, it's not for you and it is what it is. Is that actually scientific?
Speaker 1:that is in your butt. That's why your prostate's in there.
Speaker 4:That's why they be putting on the gloves.
Speaker 2:So if I if I look up, is a man's g-spot in their anal region let's see, pull it up. Oh my god, oh yeah it's true, isn Pull it up on the screen.
Speaker 4:Oh my, God, oh yeah, it's true, isn't it? Told ya One thing about me I don't lie.
Speaker 2:Located in the anal region. That's rude, holy shit. Y'all need to have bitches actually, jen, I'm gonna need something.
Speaker 1:Did you go buy all the KY Gloves?
Speaker 2:We trying something different tonight. We trying something different today.
Speaker 4:Yeah, baby, oh my God, that was a good one. Look at you, I'm alive right now.
Speaker 1:That was crazy. Now ma'am.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I got to ask this this is for me.
Speaker 2:Where is the woman's juice?
Speaker 4:you go in and up in and up and rub and then you press on her stomach, on her lower abdominal, yeah you literally go in up, press down on her stomach so you can feel your fingers, and then you just start fucking going to town and she starts squirting like a water park.
Speaker 2:Can you do it with your tongue? No no, it's not hold on long enough.
Speaker 1:Hold on hold on the tongue's, not long enough, let me land tongue on clit, hand on that lower abdominal, no, oh, that double the.
Speaker 4:Uh, yeah, okay, that'll, work oh okay maybe use like a combo action. Yeah, yeah so is that what?
Speaker 1:finish her, finish you. Is that what the-.
Speaker 3:Finish her Finish you.
Speaker 2:Is that what she did to you.
Speaker 4:No, she did some basic shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's okay.
Speaker 4:But I don't think she was also like she's kind of like me, like it is what it is.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah. But here's my question who of all of the female staff at Prana?
Speaker 4:Very specific, oh yeah, I already know. You don't even have to finish the fucking question.
Speaker 1:Rank your top five that you would smash.
Speaker 4:Go that. Have ever worked there.
Speaker 2:Ever, all time. So you're saying Mount Rushmore, mount.
Speaker 4:Rushmore, mount Rushmore. Okay, so Tina number one, but Tina, that's my wife I don't know who that is.
Speaker 2:You've seen her. We did this last time.
Speaker 1:She did it last time. Yeah, she's a tall girl that lives in Arizona now.
Speaker 4:Yeah, oh, okay, her Beautiful. Gorgeous Go ahead To Bianca and I work with Bianca. Now, god, hi, baby. And I'm like hey, how are you?
Speaker 2:You get a little snail trail every time, you see her.
Speaker 4:You good, all right, cool, have a good shift. Tongue tied with her every time, god, her eyes are piercing and she looks into your soul when she talks to you Can, I find her. Love her. Yeah, it's Bianca G on Instagram.
Speaker 2:Damn the fact that she knows handles all, yeah, all my girls.
Speaker 1:I was gonna tell you too, bianca.
Speaker 2:G, g and that's it.
Speaker 1:Yep, there it is, that one Yep.
Speaker 2:Oh, wow.
Speaker 4:No brainer.
Speaker 1:This is on some everyday shit too.
Speaker 4:This is everyday, just fucking gorgeous and that's JP's best friend. You know how many times my mom, when they were going Ski trips, she'd be like Are you sure you're okay With her being? I'm like Just fucking gorgeous and that's JP's best friend. You know how many times my mom, when they were going on ski trips, she'd be like are you sure you're okay with her being there?
Speaker 1:I'm like absolutely Go back, Go right here.
Speaker 2:Just oh, those are naturals too.
Speaker 4:No, she got them done, I got my boobs done the same size that she got hers done when I was working in Portland. I was like what?
Speaker 3:size are you? She told me her size and I was like all right, cool, I'm going to go get them done. Who is this? I don't know, but she's gorgeous too.
Speaker 4:He's hitting, blocked it.
Speaker 1:So you've got Tina Bianca, who else you got?
Speaker 4:Go ahead.
Speaker 1:You can throw yourself in there if you need to.
Speaker 2:No, she can't throw herself in why she's ranking five of the ones she thinks.
Speaker 4:Does Amber account because she was security, or are you talking about like bottle and bar?
Speaker 1:Bottle and bar. Okay, I'm not putting Amber in it.
Speaker 4:So, amber, you would be in it, but Mac said no.
Speaker 1:She's an honorable mention. Amber, you're an honorable mention.
Speaker 4:Yeah, love you, Gary Candice.
Speaker 2:She got an IG. I love her raspy voice. Candice Batts, she. She got an IG. Yeah, c-a-m-d-a-c-e-b-a-t-t-s, b-a-t-t-s, b-a-t-t-s.
Speaker 1:Yep Bats Right there.
Speaker 2:That one Yep the one that I follow.
Speaker 4:She's gorgeous.
Speaker 3:Just look at this, look how she's looking at her soul, right there, right here.
Speaker 4:She's just gorgeous dude, and she's so genuine, she's so nice, she's so nice.
Speaker 2:Yes, sir, who else?
Speaker 4:I'm trying to think of the staff.
Speaker 2:I don't know the one before, bianca, she's got it right now, tina.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it was Tina, it's Batina. Batina B, that was Tina, it's Bettina.
Speaker 1:Bettina B-E-T-T, b-e-t-t. I-n-a. Don't worry, I'm a follower Right there.
Speaker 4:The second one.
Speaker 1:Yep.
Speaker 4:Followed by the podcast, page Number one.
Speaker 1:Number one no, no, no, no we don't care about that Go back. Start here. Yeah start there and go yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 4:She's just gorgeous, Like they're all gorgeous.
Speaker 1:Go to the next picture Right here, correct?
Speaker 2:Correct.
Speaker 4:Natural beauty, natural body. I'm still on.
Speaker 2:Bianca.
Speaker 4:Bianca's fired, but I also personally know her, so it's like, hmm, so which one's the fourth one?
Speaker 2:Who's your fourth?
Speaker 4:I'm trying to think of staff Annalise, annabellis, annabellis, so she's pretty.
Speaker 2:Annalise.
Speaker 4:Annabellis.
Speaker 2:A-N-A-B-E, b-e yeah, wait what.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I know, it's a word name.
Speaker 1:A-N-A Nope.
Speaker 2:A-N-N-A.
Speaker 4:No one N.
Speaker 2:Oh.
Speaker 1:L-I-S.
Speaker 4:Yeah, look her up on our IG.
Speaker 1:L-I-S.
Speaker 2:Annabellus. Annabellus yeah, hold on.
Speaker 1:I can't find her. I don't know we're going to find her.
Speaker 2:Well, we'll keep perusing. Oh, there it is Max, you're welcome. There it is Max. Oh God, I don't even know.
Speaker 4:Maybe she took her Instagram off. She'd be doing that sometimes, let's see, oh, it's 444. Angel numbers let's see.
Speaker 2:Let's just go back to this one real quick, god damn.
Speaker 4:That is some power underneath those legs. Oh, he's back on bianca. I told you he liked it, he liked it by accident, but whatever, this is what it is I think she got rid of her instagram, yeah, yeah she probably did. She does that from time to time.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she'll clear it up.
Speaker 4:My last one probably KK. Who KK?
Speaker 2:Really, can we find KK?
Speaker 4:C-A-Y, c-a-y, c-a-y, c-a-y Jordan.
Speaker 1:That one right there yeah.
Speaker 2:Maxwell Paul follows him.
Speaker 1:That's my dog. Oh, there we go again.
Speaker 2:Oh, oh, ho, ho, ho ho.
Speaker 4:Yeah, she a baddie, she a baddie, she's cute. I actually worked with her at the hair salon too. That's actually her taking a picture um her first post.
Speaker 3:Oh.
Speaker 4:That first one that's at the salon that I'm at now.
Speaker 2:I ain't even gonna hold you damn why, all these chicks got big old booties.
Speaker 1:I have a type apparently that's her type big booty bitches hey, you know what?
Speaker 4:we have the same type yeah, probably no, as you all know at Max we Trust.
Speaker 1:We love the big booty women. Do you want another segment? You got more you want one more? Yeah, one more, one more we'll be right back like comment, subscribe. Mash that notification button, do it for the booty.
Speaker 2:Do it for the booty that's a good one.
Speaker 1:That might be the new line guys. We're back for another round of AM Master Chops with the lovely Miss Joyce Ross C plus dick and you were telling the story.
Speaker 4:My government name is crazy it's Joyce, elaine.
Speaker 2:What is it?
Speaker 4:He said my whole government name.
Speaker 2:Joyce Elaine.
Speaker 4:No, he said the last name. You don't say the last name, friend.
Speaker 2:Oh, actually, no, you did say it last name friend. Oh, actually no you did say it.
Speaker 1:You said my last it is kids on public record now together. Oh, technically, yeah, our full governments are on public record together, so get over it, yeah getting over it anyways.
Speaker 4:So yeah, your friend yeah, yeah, so the last time you guys went to scream again yeah, he gave my friend c plus dick, that way she wouldn't get addicted to him.
Speaker 1:Yeah, there's rules I have rules if I have no intention of dealing with you ever again. Mediocre dick, C plus. So what is C plus dick? I'm pulling out none of the stuff. I'm not pulling out none of the good tricks.
Speaker 4:Not flipping you over. No power moves. Yeah, also, it was on my couch, so there's not really much you could do Max.
Speaker 1:where did you do it? I can ruin a girl's life anywhere in a house.
Speaker 2:It was literally right next to you while you were sleeping.
Speaker 4:I was sleeping in my room.
Speaker 2:And it was in the same bed you were sleeping in.
Speaker 4:I didn't hear a thing either.
Speaker 2:Well, C plus.
Speaker 1:C plus, yeah, c plus. Didn't hear much. I wasn't trying to break your couch.
Speaker 4:So it wasn't my couch Part of it, oh, oh, my gosh Part of it. Oh God, you on the balcony. Nah, you had cameras out there, kitchen.
Speaker 1:You had cameras out there Kitchen.
Speaker 4:I didn't have cameras out there.
Speaker 1:You had cameras in the balcony, don't you?
Speaker 4:No.
Speaker 1:Dining room table Huh.
Speaker 4:My son ate on that table. I was never on the table.
Speaker 1:She was, though, man.
Speaker 4:Whatever, at least you got your nut in this man. Whatever, at least you got your nut in this.
Speaker 1:all good, it didn't get in there. You go with the chill vibes right there.
Speaker 4:That's my problem. At least you chased a nut little squirrel.
Speaker 1:That's okay, and I beat other people to it, jordy.
Speaker 4:He smashed afterwards too, which is crazy. What's that radio song?
Speaker 2:I hit it first time All right, so we haven't mentioned who it was, and nor will we.
Speaker 1:I genuinely don't remember her name. Oh, I can picture her face.
Speaker 4:She's cute.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, it's a scale of one to ten Seven. Oh, you're generous. Okay, not bad Generous. Wow, I was generous.
Speaker 4:I think it's because I know them. When I know people and they have genuine hearts, I give them more of she's giving her an extra point If I was a guy. I got probably like a 5.5 or 6.
Speaker 1:There you go, that's how about me.
Speaker 3:She was man, it was, it was, it'd been a, it had been a minute, so what's?
Speaker 1:the point it had been a minute. He said it had been a minute because this is after, not this last time.
Speaker 4:I was in jail.
Speaker 1:This is what was the minute. This is the last time I came out of jail, so you're talking three. That was like four years ago, four years ago four some years ago and I you know who you are and I came and I came out during covid like covid. Covid was still rampant, so it was one of them things where, like nobody was out, you couldn't really go on dates and nothing like that, so I was already in there for a decent amount of time.
Speaker 2:But you went to Screamageddon.
Speaker 1:That was the first thing I did. That was my first thing. That was my first thing.
Speaker 2:So I mean, COVID wasn't really like really crazy.
Speaker 1:It was on the back end of it, though.
Speaker 4:People weren't wearing masks anymore. It was.
Speaker 1:Florida. We didn't really give a fuck. Honestly, florida didn't give a fuck Entertaining women-wise. I didn't have the capacity at the time. Or the game who Sir.
Speaker 2:Why is she laughing so hard right now? You see that, sir, don't do that. I ain't throwing you under the bus there, buddy, it's okay, but I kind of am it's okay, this roster doesn't miss well, I mean, do you have a roster right now?
Speaker 1:right now, absolutely not yeah, you do, of all the girls who have been on the show. No, that's not what she meant by roster. I did not mean that by roster.
Speaker 2:You know what I meant. Yeah, you do what All the girls who've been on the show. No, that's not what she meant by roster I did not mean that by roster.
Speaker 4:You know what I meant, what I don't have a roster Chicks that you're You're fucking around with.
Speaker 1:Nah, I'm pretty sure I met one Gentlemen and a scholar.
Speaker 4:But if you met one, that means you didn't have a roster, you just had a girl you fucked with.
Speaker 2:Well, rosters, you know just one. No, a roster is multiple.
Speaker 4:A roster is something you have a rotation with. You got this one on monday. You got this one on wednesday.
Speaker 1:You got this one on friday, you got this one on sunday, you got one on no. No, no, I'll be too busy. I will say that so if anyone, wants to be on his roster.
Speaker 2:He's available I will say the one that I did meet. She was, was cool.
Speaker 4:Is it the same one I met?
Speaker 2:Nope, so there's, a roster no no.
Speaker 4:The one I met is no longer around.
Speaker 1:I don't know which one you met. Yeah, she's a lovely lady.
Speaker 4:She was really pretty, she was really cute, she was chill.
Speaker 2:Was she Spanish? No, biracial, biracial, yeah, oh so black and white. Oh so black and white, but her drinking.
Speaker 4:It ain't a good combo, because the way me and Amber about to slap the fuck out of her, yeah, it was bad. It was the night that I was defending somebody that I didn't even know, because a man was being violent with her. So, it was that night where Max had to like physically pick me up and like take me back yeah. Choice.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 4:It was an e-board Of course it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean of course they say he wore. No one surprised.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's like okay, yeah, we get it. Yeah, it's okay. You got a roster.
Speaker 4:No, no no, I'm an angel Halo's looking more like, but I'm babysitting my shit, so you just go ahead and sip on, keep on sippin' on. Oh, sippin' on.
Speaker 1:Now you did your Mount Rushmore.
Speaker 4:Mount Rushmore, yeah.
Speaker 1:Now we're gonna go on the other side of that, Like you just did your top five. Who is your bottom five?
Speaker 2:You wanna put them on blast? Yep, we're going, courtney Angelina.
Speaker 4:Oh my God, that was quick. Let's you want to put them on blast. We're going, kourtney Angelina. Oh my God, that was quick, let's see who else. Cruella. There's another girl that was there, Brie. She's on there. You would think she would be on my top five.
Speaker 1:You would assume no, you would assume no.
Speaker 4:But because you know what you know, she's on my bottom five, wait, wait, the brie, you worked with no.
Speaker 1:Oh damn the brie that worked at the club.
Speaker 2:Yep, you right um that should be in the top five didn't you say, uh, somebody that starts with the letter F?
Speaker 3:she's not on that one oh okay, she's in the floater in the middle she's a floater, she's in the middle because she can redeem herself, you know.
Speaker 1:but it could get better. It could get better. That's a workable thing, yeah.
Speaker 4:Yeah, let's see the first one.
Speaker 1:I was shocked at the first one shocked.
Speaker 4:Oh, so was I.
Speaker 1:Yeah, when I found out shocked, so was I. Who was?
Speaker 3:the first one.
Speaker 4:Courtney, my thing was when I found out about it.
Speaker 3:I was, so she's ugly.
Speaker 4:So, she's ugly no.
Speaker 2:No, pretty cheap. So I thought we were talking about ugliness.
Speaker 1:No, oh, she despises, oh despises. Sadly, none of these women are ugly.
Speaker 4:They're not. They're actually really pretty and it fucking sucks because it's like we could have had a cool relationship, but they did what they did and they don't have access to that person.
Speaker 2:So people that your partner has slept with.
Speaker 1:Yep that your partner has slept with. Damn bro, he's killing it. He's killing it, dog, my man is a winner, yeah. You're lucky. I can't confirm nor deny that's a confirmation.
Speaker 4:I don't know, there was a girl named Callie that worked there for a little bit. She's there too little bit, she. Yeah, she's there too. So Kourtney who?
Speaker 2:didn't he fuck Angelina? I don't even know who Angelina is. I ain't gonna hold you.
Speaker 4:She was a Cambodian girl that was there for a little bit.
Speaker 2:Ooh, love me some.
Speaker 4:Cambodian. So does he. That's his favorite. Jp's favorite is he likes he's this type Is it sideways for real.
Speaker 2:I don't really know, they usually don't have much going for them Asians.
Speaker 1:I don't know, man, when I go to the West Coast, some of these Asians look righteous.
Speaker 4:Yeah, no, they're pretty good.
Speaker 2:Because they're Japanese. Oh, valid. Or like Filipino or Filipino or something like that.
Speaker 4:Vietnamese women are nice.
Speaker 2:Yes, they are.
Speaker 1:Oh heard about them.
Speaker 4:Vietnamese women very talented in a lot of aspects. So um how would you know? I just know.
Speaker 2:No, yeah, you do, absolutely know I just know.
Speaker 4:It's just something I know. Okay, I'm a woman, I know things.
Speaker 2:Okay, women know things.
Speaker 4:I really don't have a lot of downfall. Just those three that I could think of right now. Yeah, I think the other ones weren't there. Okay, I don't know the other ones, like I didn't really know a lot of the OGs. I know them.
Speaker 1:The newer people when I wasn't working there. I don't really get them. I'm not even going to hold you. I don't really go to Tinker. I'm not even going to hold you. I'm not even going to hold you. I don't even like going down there.
Speaker 4:I don't go there at all.
Speaker 1:I go to.
Speaker 4:Ybor and I go straight to Tinker and I dip.
Speaker 1:You know what's crazy? I've never set foot in Tinker I love Tinker Except for once, because I had to go pick up a friend who was drunk.
Speaker 4:I went, snatched her up and said hey don't, I'm that person, don't text me on some I need you.
Speaker 1:I need your help. I need your help. I think someone put something in my drink and then when I get there, you don't want to leave. Yeah, no, I'm not giving you the choice, but you're leaving, we're leaving, I'm gonna show the security. Hey, my friends, on this type of time, I need to find her.
Speaker 2:Yeah this is a good question, then. Has there ever been a time where you felt like somebody spiked your drink when you were out, or even bartending at Prana? Have you ever felt like maybe you were drugged?
Speaker 4:looking at me like why you see, how you?
Speaker 2:just because it kind of sounds like he knows of a time that it happened.
Speaker 4:I say I don't know which story you about to talk about wasn't my the night where they had to drive me home? Hmm, I wasn't drugged. I was drugged one time in st Pete and I'll never time in St Pete and I'll never go to St Pete ever again.
Speaker 2:Oh, so you know for a fact.
Speaker 4:For a fact. You wouldn't come visit me in downtown St Pete no this was before you even were there. This was like years. This was before Prana. What happened? It was around my Prana phase.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 4:I went out for angry orchard, drank that and then my second beer, like and I don't drink drink I was literally on fruity tooty fucking beer ain't no way. On my second drink and I'm not even halfway through it, I just maybe took three or four sips out. I'm feeling like my vision's blurry, like my eyes were going like this. I couldn't see, I could barely hear.
Speaker 2:I was like I gotta go did you like leave your drink somewhere?
Speaker 4:no, I had it on the bar but, like with the angry orchard, because it was a bottle, it's open. I don't have like I'm not going to hold my thumb on the whole bottle the whole time, I just like put it to the side and then I was talking to my friends so anybody can reach around, do whatever the fuck they want and it's a bottle so you can't see the inside of that no-transcript.
Speaker 4:They said I had a date rape drug in me and they had a pump really like, yeah, I had to get it.
Speaker 2:Was any guy hitting on you while that shit was going on?
Speaker 4:no, no, that's the thing with stuff like that men will literally prey on people and they'll watch it happen and then, when it's the point where it's fucked up, they'll be like this is my girl, I'm gonna take her home. I can't fucking say shit because I'm an anchor here.
Speaker 1:I'm like we had, we had to happen, uh once at omnia, like when I first got there. When I first got it wasn't even in our building, it was just again first friday, my first ever first friday. I didn't know what it was. First friday is the biggest thing in st pete. There's this guy and he's almost carrying this girl. She's dragging her feet down the street.
Speaker 4:Nobody was stopping him, nobody stopped her because but I mean like when you think about it, it looks like that's her man trying to get her out of junk situation.
Speaker 1:That's all that's what it looks like. But me being me, I was like hey, sweetheart, you okay. And she can't even coherently respond Because she's out, she's fucked, she's gone. Like I'm looking at her pupils are big. Like her pupils are huge.
Speaker 2:You can tell that's GHB. Yeah.
Speaker 1:That's GHB. So I we have, like our local sergeant's number, like I like if something goes wrong in the club, I can call him a sorry, anyone here now please tell me.
Speaker 1:I did. I called, I saw a serge. I got a dude with a chick. She's completely gone. He's carrying and I don't think that's her man. He goes, give me 20 seconds. Hung up the phone. But by the time I hung up, asked her another question. We had one coming from this way, one coming there, and they blocked it off so that he couldn't walk no further.
Speaker 4:So was it her?
Speaker 1:man. Oh, that's not her, man Damn.
Speaker 4:See that's, that was not her man. I just got goosebumps Come to find out that was not her man. Oh bro, I literally have goosebumps because it's happened so frequently.
Speaker 1:That was not her man sat her down the ambulance you know how to do the ambulance and the fire truck together. They sent them. The second guy who walked up recognized him, recognized the dude and immediately put him in cuffs fuck.
Speaker 4:So he's a habitual offender.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he had done it before he was on like a couple of bars, like ban list, because that's what he does what a piece of shit.
Speaker 4:You have to be the the lowest of the lowest insecure man to sit here and date, drape or drug someone to get ass so you're like what is it called necrophilia? Yeah you're just fucking a dead fucking body at that point, like that's what you, that's what you get off on. That's fucking crazy.
Speaker 2:So you kind of have to be like every time you go out.
Speaker 3:I mean you kind of have on guard you got to be on edge, that's because you're like two men.
Speaker 4:I don't fuck with no guys, so you know how you said you didn't put the thumb over it.
Speaker 2:Maybe you should put the thumb over it.
Speaker 1:But no the only time. Why don't you drink like that?
Speaker 2:Because I'm a dude and bro, I never leave my drink. I'll take that shit to the bathroom, yeah.
Speaker 4:Yeah, no, I don't drink. I haven't drank in a very long time Like this is. I'm babysitting a drink. I really don't be drinking like that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, bro, that's wild. Bro, but it was crazy. It was crazy, I mean of course it happens in St Pete. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're a little bit loosey-goosey in St Pete. But, they say Not in Tampa, dog Shit. Maybe, Ybor City.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but no Soho.
Speaker 4:Soho is very easy.
Speaker 2:Soho is easier. Well, you got UT right there, that's all college kids in Soho yeah college kids. But I mean, it's a private university, a bunch of rich kids, Rich boy, yeah, rich boy's life.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm saying, like it's really prevalent out there in Soho. Really Like, even when I worked at a little second I just couldn't do it because it was like every other week you'd see a girl it's just being pumped, getting seen in the ambulance. See, that's fucked up man like you, but it would just be all. It'd be like a she's out of it and you have to send her in the ambulance. You gotta get a stomach pump, you know. You gotta write it up and keep pushing like bro, I'm good on that it's scary, it's very scary.
Speaker 4:No, the last time I think I was ever drunk. Uh, lands, the guy that was gonna DJ lands. Uh, I worked all day and I drank at the salon and we're like you know what my mom has my son, let's just go out. I didn't, I didn't want to drive.
Speaker 2:Huh, where'd y'all go to uh, we went to e-boy well, no, we started off, we started off at um, this bar restaurant.
Speaker 4:Me and her drank a little bit there. I drink straight up, henny. So I was drinking henny shots and, yeah, I'm a dark girl all the way um, with liquor correction and um. Then it migrated to ybor and then I met up with my son's father at tangra and he's like, yeah, I'm gonna go home, are you coming? I'm like no damn, he was ready to go, he was, but he doesn't party like that anymore.
Speaker 2:So he's like I'm tired, I want to you coming. I'm like no damn, he was ready to go, he wasn't, but he doesn't party like that anymore.
Speaker 4:So he's like I'm tired, I want to go home. I'm like, okay, cool. He's like you're gonna follow me, you're staying for a little bit. My friends were still with me I'm like I'm just gonna chill. So then when we were at Tangra, a bunch of my other friends were there my guy friends like yo, let's take shots. I'm like that's Patron, I don't drink that. So I went to the bar and I got a Henny shot and then when I drank that one, I also drank the Patron shot. So I was mixing that night. One thing led to another. I don't know how I ended up in Prana.
Speaker 1:Gotcha, that's where you know to go.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:No, I feel like that is where the help is.
Speaker 4:It's where the help is. I don't know. I know people in Tangra like the GM and the main bartender. So then I was like I got to pee and I remember just bolting to Prana and I left my friend I remember Bree's like where are you going, where are you going?
Speaker 3:Where are you going? So you weren't there by yourself?
Speaker 4:No, she followed behind me oh.
Speaker 3:I was there that night.
Speaker 4:You were there that night, so I was like saying hi to everybody. I ended up on third floor, I broke my know, I fell. I don't ever I this is, I don't drink. So and then, um, we were in the parking garage. Don't know how we got to the parking garage and I'm trying to drive my truck and Bree's like no, let me dream, Let me dream. Let me dream Like you're not driving my fucking truck Cause you're drunk, Watch this.
Speaker 2:So I'm in the parking lot throwing up, I mean with nails like that.
Speaker 4:I don't give a shit.
Speaker 2:I mean it's easy. I was like I either.
Speaker 4:And then my baby daddy. She's calling him. He's like just have her crash at your house. I'm like she's not driving my truck. Just so happened, by the grace of God, that Justin and Turtle came. I don't know if JP called or whatever the case was.
Speaker 1:We were going to the car.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, so by the grace of God we were all on the same floor.
Speaker 1:Because everybody parks on the fourth floor.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I always park on the fourth floor.
Speaker 1:That's where we go. I keep hearing Turtle man. It's my guy.
Speaker 2:Turtle yeah, yeah, my guy, he's got to get on here.
Speaker 4:He needs to be a co-host. He won't be on.
Speaker 1:I want him on a show too.
Speaker 4:Debbie's great, but anyway. So they pulled up as I'm trying to throw up. And then there's Bison. There's like don't let her drive, Don't let her drive. And I'm like fuck you guys. Who are you? I'm going to drive my truck, this is my truck and I'm just so big on my truck, because is it it's a 2023. Chevy Silverado it's a big boy.
Speaker 2:Oh, I have a. Is it lifted?
Speaker 4:No, I want to get it lifted so bad. But it's already lifted enough where my friends have to jump in to get to my truck.
Speaker 1:Because all your friends are short. Yeah, they are short.
Speaker 4:So Justin drove my truck and put me in the passenger side, and then Turtle and his girlfriend Debbie drove behind and they drove me from Tampa all the way to Lando Lakes. Tampa all the way to Lando Lakes. Mind you, they live in Tampa, so they drove me 40 minutes home. No, it's far.
Speaker 1:To then turn around and come back, to then turn around and go to.
Speaker 4:Tampa.
Speaker 1:What time?
Speaker 3:5 in the morning, like 4 in the morning.
Speaker 2:Yeah, there ain't no traffic out there. It don't matter, you still got 75, 56, boom get off, boom drop you off.
Speaker 4:41, go back off. Yeah, but it's like the inconvenience that they had to do. That's why I fuck with the people that I fuck with so heavy, because if I was ever in a situation like that, I know they would have me get your dumb ass in the back he literally did do that and I'm talking shit to him. In the car I had 50. I was like here I'm putting gas. This is for you, thank you so much love you.
Speaker 4:I'm just like I get into the house and they they leave. I come50 is still there. I text him the next morning. I was like why didn't you take the money? Like you guys could have put that in Turtle's car. He's like bitch, we're not taking money from you. Like we're taking care of you, you're safe. That's enough for us to know, that's called a friend. They're my family.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so that was the only time.
Speaker 3:When.
Speaker 1:This was when she first got that big boy Jeep.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, that Jeep was nice Right after that Right after my friend Amber had just gotten out of a Really sticky situation, really toxic relationship. So proud of you, baby. She came out and she was out having a great the thing with her is that she wasn't the toxic one which you would think she would be, because she has friends like us and we got toxic traits and shit like that, exactly which you would think she would be because you know she has friends like us and we got toxic traits and shit like that.
Speaker 4:She was very level-headed in everything. Every crash out she had was validated. Like even if I told you half the shit that she went through and you see how she handled it, you're like she didn't fucking snap, like the amount of strength that this person has.
Speaker 1:The fact that she didn't shoot this man is.
Speaker 4:And she had access.
Speaker 1:She had lots of access to do it on multiple occasions she's the better shooter.
Speaker 2:So she has restraint.
Speaker 4:Because she's got the background for it right yeah. Because she's qualified.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so she was out. We had a wonderful night out. She was like I want to go out. I said, all right, cool, I'll meet you there. Cool, no big deal, get down there, and I'm big on. Once you park, I'll meet you at the parking lot. I'll walk you to where we're going Always. Because, I don't want you to walk by yourself anymore. You get snatched up en route. Nope, I'll meet you there. So I get her there. We go in the. We went to Prana, had a wonderful time, took shots with Jordan.
Speaker 4:It was great. It was great it was great. It was a whole time. It was a whole time. Jordan, like the, the scott's jordan oh man, it was great. That was a great time okay great.
Speaker 1:So she's. It started off really well, really well, sean, really well. And then there's a point where you look into people's eyes. You realize the light's wrong, but no one's.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:It's that part of the night. That part of the night, and that's about like 11, 30, 12. We didn't leave till after it closed and shots kept happening. So 4 am.
Speaker 4:But that's like what Prana's known for, when we have like the old G crew, come in and like we're still partying after the lights are on everybody partying.
Speaker 1:After the lights are on everybody's out, we're still like partying. Yeah, that's what they're known for. It happens. So we get it's time to leave and she goes to grab her keys I said wrong with you.
Speaker 2:You snatched her keys from her. Yeah, respectfully. So yeah, respectfully, I mean if, as you should, you're doing a favor absolutely save your life, so this is what I knew, but don't tell me you drove.
Speaker 1:I didn't drink.
Speaker 4:Oh, okay. So this is the thing about Max what, normally, when he's in a group and it's all of our female friends and we all like he doesn't drink, he won't drink.
Speaker 1:Won't do it.
Speaker 4:Especially if he knows that we're going through some shit and we're like I need to go out, he will make sure that we are taking care of him, gentlemen.
Speaker 2:And a motherfucking scholar.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, max is definitely a gentleman. He takes care of his people no matter what. So maybe he'll have a drink here and there, but not enough to be like alright, like I gotta stop, I gotta cut myself off, I'll order a Sprite with a lime in it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he'd be faking it.
Speaker 2:Or you always. What you can order is cranberry. Yeah, I and.
Speaker 1:Sprite.
Speaker 2:And it looks like a Cosmo. It looks, yeah, damn bro you do that yeah religiously. I have more respect for you right now.
Speaker 4:Yeah, Max does a lot for his people.
Speaker 1:I won't let. If we go out in a group of females, I'm on P's and Q's the whole night. That's a friend right there.
Speaker 4:That's why I keep telling him this is my brother, because there's been times like even at scream again or any halloween or any function like, and he knows like we want to get drunk and it's not even us being selfish. Be like max like come drink with us, he'll drink with us, but he won't back to back to back to back how now, now you as the friend group, shouldn't you try to get him to you know, like wingman him? Oh, absolutely, yeah, absolutely Does it ever work out though?
Speaker 4:Yes, it does, yeah, so he knows what he's doing. Max doesn't need to do much to get women, especially if he has his beautiful women friends and we know that he's taking care of her. Like hey, hey, hey, this guy over here, he's got good money, go, go, go. You're like go go, shoo, shoo, have fun, have fun, be safe.
Speaker 2:But he's still got to take you guys home.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he'll still take care of us, no matter what. So the girl they sent me.
Speaker 1:Hey, it's been lovely. I'm going to reach out to you.
Speaker 2:I got to get them home, see, and now they want you even more.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, it's a whole scheme, it's a whole plan.
Speaker 1:Bro write a motherfucking book dog. It's a pyramid scheme.
Speaker 4:I almost got into that shit and you would have been a sucker.
Speaker 2:I would have been a sucker.
Speaker 1:This guy's going to bring you in. The more successful you are, the more successful they are. Blah, blah, blah. Now, Ms Joyce, give these people a good parting word.
Speaker 4:A parting word.
Speaker 1:Give them a parting word.
Speaker 4:It's going to be like a little quotey quote. There you go. I said it early, I'm going to say it again. Leo Skeppy is the one for this. Basically, you did what you did to me and you hurt me, right. Fuck you for what you did to me. I'm moving on to bigger and better things without you.
Speaker 1:And we know who that's for. Okay, Until next time, we'll be back. Come see us again. Like comment, subscribe, mash the notification button. Stay tuned because we'll be back with more guests and more episodes. Follow us and send your questions. Until next time. I'm not fucking leaving.