What reality TV taught an athlete about love, money, and why relationships feel so transactional now

What happens when you take away the phone, lock the doors, and point the cameras at a former pro athlete who’s used to reading fastballs at 96 mph? You get a rare look at love, pressure, and growth without the escape hatches. DeAndre joins us to talk Love Island’s no-phone reality, the way constant surveillance cracks performance into honesty, and how that setup weirdly mirrors how our grandparents fell in love—fewer options, more conversation, real reconciliation.

From getting drafted at 17 to a revenge signing in front of the coach who doubted him, he breaks down the competitive engine that pushes everything forward. We dig into the baseball-to-TV pivot, the shock of TV checks that keep coming after elimination, and the gritty details of monetizing attention—selling game-worn tights for $3k, navigating OnlyFans economics and content rights, and even the curious rise of AI creators. It’s not clout chasing; it’s learning how value chains actually work.

We go unflinchingly honest on modern dating: why it feels transactional, how social media supercharges validation, and the boundaries that keep your sanity intact. DeAndre shares the “what that gotta do with me” playbook for protecting your time and wallet, the “Burger King test” for choosing character over status, and a line that stops the room cold: women sleep with who they want; men marry who they want. It’s provocative because it’s precise.

Finally, we look ahead. DeAndre’s aiming past “safe” archetypes and toward Denzel-level range—craft, discipline, and roles that stretch. If you’re curious about fame without filters, attention that pays, and the mindset to turn slights into fuel, this one’s for you.

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Chapters

• 0:00 DeAndre’s Love Island reality
• 4:20 Phones off, feelings on: dating without escape
• 9:30 Money, contracts, and post-show checks
• 13:45 Baseball origins and draft day revenge
• 21:10 Facing 96 mph and going 14-for-14
• 28:20 Why baseball over football—and culture
• 34:40 Dating patterns, race, and family reactions
• 41:30 Reality TV mechanics: cameras, edits, and sex
• 49:50 The near-miss MTV story and casting grind
• 57:40 OnlyFans, content, and transactional dating
• 1:06:10 Validation economy and simping at scale
• 1:12:40 AI models, monetization, and brand play
• 1:19:10 Preferences, “safe” men, and celebrity dating
• 1:28:00 Sports debates and competitive fuel
• 1:36:30 Wingmen, “linemen,” and night-out tactics
• 1:45:20 Bookings, career pivot, and acting goals
• 1:52:40 Spooky DMs, wild asks, and boundaries
• 2:01:10 Scares, tests, and performance pressure

Transcript

SPEAKER_02: 0:00

Ah, there it is. We got it. We got it. We're back for another episode of In Mastery Trust. Man, this is one of those a long time coming. Man. Schedules had to happen. Man. My man DeAndre is here in the building. Man, athlete, actor extraordinaire. Yes, sir. You know what I'm saying? They may know you from Love Island. They should. They should know you from Love Island now.

SPEAKER_04: 0:20

They should.

SPEAKER_02: 0:20

Man, what was that like? What does it? I feel that has a fuck with your mental.

SPEAKER_04: 0:23

Because is it like the challenge where they take your phones and all that bullshit away from you? Yeah, it's exactly that.

SPEAKER_01: 0:28

So that was actually my first show that I did. And um, I didn't know anything about the show before I was on it. So um, because it's it's normally big in the UK. Yeah. I always kind of sprinkle it over to the US a lot now. But um, yeah, take your phone, no contact with nobody. Um, I tell this story all the time.

SPEAKER_04: 0:44

My mom thought I was getting sex trafficked because I had to send in like you know, half-naked photos of myself, because I'm in a swimsuit most of the time. Yeah. You got a black mom you're dealing with. She's not going for it. She's not going for it. And you're going to Vegas? Yeah. And you're going to Vegas? They're like, yeah, that's what I'm saying. And she can't contact you at all. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_03: 1:02

You said 2020 too, right?

SPEAKER_04: 1:04

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03: 1:05

So that was during COVID, right?

SPEAKER_01: 1:06

During COVID, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it was actually like, I mean, it was a perfect time for me to transition out of baseball.

SPEAKER_04: 1:11

But yeah, that shit was. I enjoyed it. I still I'm still enjoying it. Now, when the when you deal with when the women are on the show, this is how I look at it.

SPEAKER_02: 1:17

Okay. In dating today, like, if a girl wants to know more about me, she's going straight to the phone immediately to go do FBI work. If we have an argument, she's going to her little bitter bitch friends who are single and asking their opinion.

SPEAKER_04: 1:32

Yeah. You can't do that. That's what I'm saying. So that's one of the reasons I even accepted the show because everybody's like, oh, you wanted to go in there and get the bread.

SPEAKER_01: 1:38

I'm like, I already had the bread from baseball. Like, I was cool. So I went on there to find a shorty. Yeah. And for that reason, all right, if we're going through something, you gotta talk to me. You can't like even if I even if I'm pissed off at you, I can't get on my phone and go to Instagram and DM somebody else. Nope. I gotta figure out how to make this work with you, even if I don't want to. Yeah. Like you feel me? So it's like that was one of the things where it was like, it isolates you, but it makes it realistic to fall in love in that environment.

SPEAKER_04: 2:06

And I said it to someone when I first saw the show.

SPEAKER_02: 2:08

I said, This is what love looked like for our grandparents and those older generations. Because there is no instant gratification of I can, I'm mad at my lady, I'm gonna go post this thirst trap.

SPEAKER_01: 2:20

Yep.

SPEAKER_02: 2:20

You can't do none of that. You can't do none of that.

SPEAKER_01: 2:22

Yeah, and then you gotta think all of it's televised too. So like it's it's a lot of people are trying to be on their best behavior, but they can't do it all the time.

SPEAKER_04: 2:29

You can't so every it's you're gonna get some authenticity in there. So it's not like You can't put the mask up 24-7.

SPEAKER_02: 2:35

Because the cameras are always rolling. Yeah, because they got the ones in your face, and if it's like either chat, they got the ones planted around the house. Yeah, where no matter what you do, somebody will catch you doing something.

SPEAKER_04: 2:44

For sure. Like me coming from the athletic space too, like I already was already pulling shorties.

SPEAKER_00: 2:49

You feel me?

SPEAKER_04: 2:51

That was already one of the things that I was good at. So it's like going in there with like the guys, I was like, I'm like, oh, this shit about to be. Cookies.

SPEAKER_02: 2:58

Cookies. You ain't got you don't know, you haven't lived my life. You feel me? But as an athlete, that's gotta be refreshing for you because now it makes girls have to have an authenticity to date you. Because as athletes, let's be honest, yeah.

SPEAKER_04: 3:12

Once you get to a certain level of success, it's a matter of do you like me or you just like what I do? Yeah, you like what I'm gonna bring to your life. And that's what I dealt with before the show. That's gotta be true. So you you compound one is during COVID, so I really can't do shit no way. Yeah, I'm not playing ball. You're gonna put me in a house with some shorties. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? It's TV. They can't put no ugly bitches on TV. You feel me? You can't do that. You're gonna pay me good and you telling me all I gotta do is go in there and be you come on.

SPEAKER_03: 3:41

How much were they paying per episode?

SPEAKER_04: 3:44

It it varied depending on who you were. Like mine was pretty good because it was I I was kind of I didn't need them. You see what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_01: 3:51

But like if you was just a regular good looking person, they had to like prep you and shit. Yeah, then I mean, like I said, mine was like two, three racks a week.

SPEAKER_04: 4:01

You know what I'm saying? So then I don't know what everybody else shit was, but my pockets was nice. Okay, two, two, three racks a week. And then the thing is, what I learned about TV too is um what you call it, you get paid as the show continues, right? See, I didn't know that. Like, okay, you know, during sports, normally once your season is done, your checks is done, they done. So now, I mean, you got enough to live through the offseason, yeah. But I was still getting shit after I got eliminated, and I was like calling them like, yo, y'all need this back. No, no, you good. Y'all to call me later and be like, yo, we need so I'm like, nah, they got it. So that's when I learned that part, and I was like, Yeah, I can do this.

SPEAKER_02: 4:35

I can do this easy. So I get eliminated week one. Man, still getting. I'm still in the credits, baby. Yeah, run it, right? Run it. I like that.

SPEAKER_04: 4:44

Yeah, and I you said you played ball, you played baseball, if I'm not mistaken.

SPEAKER_01: 4:48

Yep. So I played uh for St. Louis and then I played a stint with the Red Sox. So that was cool. Um, I got drafted out of high school, I was 17 years old.

SPEAKER_02: 4:56

Okay.

SPEAKER_01: 4:56

Um, and one of the coolest stories is since I was a minor, I couldn't um I couldn't sign my contract by myself.

SPEAKER_02: 5:03

So you had that mom dukes with you?

SPEAKER_01: 5:04

I had my mom and dad sign.

SPEAKER_02: 5:05

Okay.

SPEAKER_01: 5:06

And I did it at my high school because my high school coach tried to fuck me over. So you know I had to get that get back real quick.

SPEAKER_04: 5:11

So I had everybody come to the school to sign. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01: 5:14

So he was actually the football, he was the athletic director and the football coach. You need that. I played football, I got hurt, and then he was like, nah, like if anybody calls and say anything, like I'm gonna talk shit about you. Cause he's the he's the AD. You feel me?

SPEAKER_04: 5:29

So he was trying to watch, but he was mainly on the football side. Yeah. So that was kind of like it mindfucked me a little bit, but then that's when I was like, all right, I'ma just dial really into baseball. Got to. So that's where the money is.

SPEAKER_01: 5:42

After that happened, I'm like, all right, boom. My mom had the news and shit come out. I did that shit right by the football. I made a spectacle right by the football. Made a spectacle. And they had practice. They had practice. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_04: 5:54

So they seeing all this gathering happening, guess who came in there after practice? The whole team. Yeah. He walks in there. Yeah. And I'm like, yeah, this is the shit you was trying to prevent, brother. Yeah, it's too late.

SPEAKER_02: 6:03

You can't stop this change.

SPEAKER_03: 6:05

What position were you playing?

SPEAKER_04: 6:06

I play center field.

SPEAKER_03: 6:07

Center field?

SPEAKER_04: 6:07

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But once you get the pro ball too, it's like you play what they tell you.

SPEAKER_01: 6:11

Yeah. I mean, they'll put you in left, they'll put you. And I learned more about the game when I got the pro ball, obviously, because it's like right field. Like that's typically the strongest arm. Center field, you gotta be able to go gap to gap, right?

SPEAKER_04: 6:22

Yeah. Left field, you're probably gonna have a bigger bat than an arm because it's a shorter throw. Absolutely. So each position was different.

SPEAKER_01: 6:29

So as I got drafted for center field because I was a speed guy, yeah. I get there, they're like, Yeah, your frame can hold about 50 more pounds. And I'm like, all right, so that was my offseason.

SPEAKER_04: 6:42

Yeah, now you gotta run balls out of the ballpark. And I'm like, damn, bro, you drafted me because I was hitting doubles and stealing bases. Like, but they're like, nah, we wanna you you gotta start hitting shit out now.

SPEAKER_02: 6:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04: 6:51

So then that kind of transitioned me to right and left field, and then they had a smaller guy, speedier guy in center. So it was um, I mean, it was cool just to kind of you know get incorporated and add more to the two belt average. Absolutely. Man, when I first came in, no, no, no, no, no, no, in high school.

SPEAKER_01: 7:11

Oh shit, in high school, my shit was like 500? Shit, 430. Damn Jesus. Yeah, bro, I was hitting some shit, bro.

SPEAKER_03: 7:19

What about home runs?

SPEAKER_01: 7:20

I didn't run a lot of balls out of the ballpark. No, but the thing is so you got on base. I got on base, but see, so the whole thing of how I got drafted was all guys playing anyway, too. Because like when the football thing happened, boom, I was already kind of like a prospect, but South Carolina got some dogs, right? Yeah, and this is when South Carolina's baseball team was like hot, like the game, like they was winning addies and shit.

SPEAKER_04: 7:40

So it was hot, like people was in there. It was in there looking scouts around.

SPEAKER_02: 7:44

Looking in South Carolina for props.

SPEAKER_04: 7:46

So mine came at a spring break tournament where like it would it didn't count towards our record, it ain't count towards nothing. Exhibition type shit.

SPEAKER_01: 7:54

And um, I remember the game that I got looked at was we was facing a kid named Corey Thompson. Shout out my boy Corey, um, and he was throwing like 96 out of high school.

SPEAKER_04: 8:03

Jesus, bro, 96 at high school? 18 years old, 96? And an American kid? That's wild. Come on, Corey, black. Black kid? That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_02: 8:13

Cause like the only gat. Only kid I've ever seen throw in the 90s, yeah. A Dominican kid. For sure. But he just, I mean, God given, loaded up 94. Caribbean.

SPEAKER_04: 8:24

Yeah, bro. That's different. Funny thing about that, too. I used to ask my Dominican teammates, I'm like, how the fuck are y'all so good, bro? That's how niggas are good at football.

SPEAKER_03: 8:30

Bro, oh no, they throwing coconuts, dog. That's what they're doing that's their whole life.

SPEAKER_01: 8:34

And the thing is, too, they told me they were like, yo, if all you telling me is I gotta hit a baseball to stay in the states and not have to go fucking sell crops my whole life, deal shit.

SPEAKER_04: 8:44

Easy.

SPEAKER_02: 8:44

Yeah, say no more.

SPEAKER_04: 8:45

Us, like as Americans, like if baseball don't work out, I can go be on a TV show. I can still do other shit. They don't know. I'm a corporate America, if I feel it. Exactly. Or I can play football. Or exactly. They don't have another option.

SPEAKER_01: 8:56

So, um, but yeah, Corey was throwing 96. Uh, and I think that was the first game of our tournament, too. So my coach was like, all right, you our best hitter, so we're gonna lead you off because we want you to get as many of bats as you can. So that's the strategic.

SPEAKER_04: 9:12

Normally you get your best hitter like three or four to get runs in. But he was like, nah, we need you to like turn this shit over.

SPEAKER_01: 9:18

Yeah. And you know, I'm competitive as hell.

SPEAKER_04: 9:21

So I'm like, they like every time this motherfucker warming up, it's like 30 scouts, nigga. Just with the gun. With the gun. I'm on deck, like, fuck this nigga. Deadass, like, fuck him. Like, cause I'm like, bro, y'all all coming to see him. Like, I'm like that for real. Yeah. I end up going 14 for 14 for that tournament. Jesus. You batted 100. Bro, a thousand. A thousand, bro.

SPEAKER_01: 9:42

That was the best, that was the best tournament I ever had in my life. After that, St. Louis came, um, the Pirates came.

SPEAKER_04: 9:50

Like, because they were all like, damn, if you're gonna hit off of him like this, that's the average pitch in the MLB. It was 90, what, 96-ish? Yeah. I mean, now it's like 104. Yeah, but I'm just saying, but at that time, at that time.

SPEAKER_02: 10:01

At that time, you're looking at it like, you know what I mean? 96 ain't nothing to shake at, bro.

SPEAKER_01: 10:05

Like, and I was actually impressed by myself because it was like I was so locked in. And then like I'll never forget what the scout told me, like, after the game, because obviously they were coming to watch him or whatever.

SPEAKER_02: 10:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01: 10:17

He walks up to me, and um, first thing he asked me was, which sport do you like more? Didn't tell me his name, nothing. Man, ain't got no, he just white dude, skinny dude, polo shirt on. What did you say? I said baseball.

SPEAKER_04: 10:29

But this is what the kicker was is I played football in high school. He knew that. Opposition, yeah. I was receiver. Fuck you. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03: 10:37

How tall are you?

SPEAKER_04: 10:38

Six two. I'm six three on a good day. Yeah. On my license is say six three, so I think I'm six three. But I also went to the DMV and the lady was like, How tall are you? I was like, six three. They don't they don't ask no question. Right. So, um So we're the same height. There we go.

SPEAKER_01: 10:53

So he came in and was like, um, he was like, yo, what sport do you like more? And I was like, baseball. And then obviously he gave me his information, told him he was with St. Louis, things like that. So then after I got to know him and he kind of followed me through the journey, he was like, the reason I asked you that question is because if you would have told me football, I would have never told you who I was. Because he didn't want to persuade my decision. If I was like, Yeah, I want to play football, he'd be like, Oh, okay, cool, you had a great day. Boom.

SPEAKER_04: 11:19

Imagine if you was like, dude coming to watch you, and it's fucking Nick Saban, and he like, hey bro, you play baseball, but I'm the coach for Alabama. Which sport you like? Today it's for I love football. Today it's for the biggest. I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say hockey, right?

SPEAKER_02: 11:34

Hell no.

SPEAKER_04: 11:34

So she has to go deal with Uncle Nick.

SPEAKER_01: 11:37

Man, so like that was one thing where it was like, oh, like I really gotta be on top of every little thing, every conversation.

SPEAKER_03: 11:43

So I mean, it obviously worked out, but man, the real question is why baseball over football? I mean, baseball is traditionally a Hispanic sport, right? Yeah, you were asking them guys from DR, yo, dog, how you throw so fast.

SPEAKER_01: 11:56

For sure.

SPEAKER_03: 11:57

But but why baseball?

SPEAKER_04: 12:00

So I got put in baseball when I was four years old. And when did you get put in football? I didn't start playing football until middle school. That's not really a huge difference, you know what I mean? So, and it's it's black black mom.

SPEAKER_02: 12:12

But exactly black mom, you you can let your kid play baseball, there's no contact. Yeah, no concussions, no concussions, no concussions and things like that. Football, that's gonna take me 10 years to convince her this is okay.

SPEAKER_01: 12:20

So the thing is, I I my my mom and dad obviously save my life. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04: 12:25

So my dad was in the military 27 years, things like that, right? My mom Thank you for your service, sir. Yes, sir.

SPEAKER_01: 12:30

He um, what you call it, my mom put me in baseball, and I always make the joke around, because this goes now into the type of women that I date, right? So I always joke with my mom. I'm like, she's like, why do you always date these white girls?

SPEAKER_04: 12:40

And I was like, Well, you put me in fucking baseball. So that's what's around. Like, what are you talking about? Like, you ain't seen no black girls sitting at a game for nine in there sweating her shit out. Yeah, you see white girls. Because white girls are not gonna make it. Yeah, you see white girls out there getting their little tan, they little hot dog drinking their little beer. Happier than a motherfucker. And I'm in South Carolina, and I'm the only black kid on my team, and I'm the best. Like, what do you expect to happen? You feel me? So started playing it when I was four. Obviously, was you know I'm saying, doing my thing or whatever.

SPEAKER_01: 13:10

And then once it kind of got to, you know, I can make this a career, I didn't know it was gonna be as early as high school. But like I said, when that stuff happened with you were playing both sports though, right? Second.

SPEAKER_03: 13:21

In high school, you were playing both sports?

SPEAKER_04: 13:23

Yeah, but then that's when the the coach fucked it up for me doing football. Because I was gonna go, I was gonna go to college and play football and baseball. Like that was what I wanted. Like Jimus Winston. That was the plan. Like Pat Mahomes. Right. Before before the NILs, like obviously the only sports you could get full rides in was football and baseball. Absolutely. You get partials in baseball. So for me, it was like, well, shit, if I can go to school on a full ride for football, call that. Give me that, and then I'll be a preferred walk-on for baseball. For baseball, absolutely. Now my school's paid for, but you know why I'm here for real. Yeah, you see what I'm saying? So um, but yeah, I was joking now. Cause I'm like, you're gonna have some little light-skinned kids one day, and it's your fault, actually. Come on.

SPEAKER_02: 14:02

Come on, blame you, mom.

SPEAKER_04: 14:05

It's your fault. You said, It's your fault for getting me on TV too, because you told me I was getting sex trafficked. So the whole career is your fault. Everything, everything they're gonna give me white women on TV. This is your fault. You know what I'm saying? This is your fault. Because was it Love Islands through is that MTV? It was CBS, CBS.

SPEAKER_03: 14:21

Well, now now it's on like what Netflix?

SPEAKER_04: 14:23

It's on Peacock now. It's on Peacock. It was on Netflix for a little while. So it's on NBC, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02: 14:28

Yeah, but either way, it's the same same shit. Oh, we're gonna put all these beautiful people together. Come on, we're gonna take the take the chocolate man, put him with this random white woman, for sure. Hope for the best. So there was fucking going on.

SPEAKER_03: 14:40

Oh, 100%. Yeah, when the cameras were off, when the camera when are the cameras off? I don't know.

SPEAKER_02: 14:44

I've never watched the show, bro. Sean, you ever seen the Truman show? Yes. Okay, cool. Take the Truman show, take 10 beautiful people, five beautiful men, five beautiful women. Cameras are on them 24-7.

SPEAKER_03: 14:56

It's not really 24-7.

SPEAKER_04: 14:57

It's 24-7, bro.

SPEAKER_03: 14:59

So what if you gotta use the bathroom?

SPEAKER_04: 15:00

They got them in there. In the bathroom? It's clips of so this is this is. Damn, that sounds like Big Brother. This is the cool part of that.

SPEAKER_02: 15:07

That's the that's the it's that's the formula.

SPEAKER_04: 15:09

Big brother was on before us. Yeah, yeah. So that's where they got Big Brother.

SPEAKER_02: 15:13

That's where they got the formula from and they just tweaked it to make it a love show. Oh like, like it's like So it's like how many people can we get STDs, dog?

SPEAKER_03: 15:21

Let's go.

SPEAKER_04: 15:21

Look, let's run it. I've never been tested so much before I did anything in my life. In my life. I need a blood.

SPEAKER_03: 15:28

So you're telling me, like, yo, if one of the contestants or per prospects had an STD, yo, it ain't been on the channel. It can't be on the show.

SPEAKER_04: 15:37

Because you were trapped in there, bro.

SPEAKER_03: 15:38

Bro, so straight up. So you gotta think.

SPEAKER_01: 15:40

You gotta think. Yeah, the type of honestly, the different type of test that I had to do was I had to do COVID tests.

SPEAKER_04: 15:49

Religiously.

SPEAKER_01: 15:50

I had to every fucking like two days, bro. I'm like, I ain't around nobody. Even though it's a stuff. Then I gotta do STD shit, then I gotta do goddamn blood work, then I gotta do so.

SPEAKER_04: 15:59

By the time you even get there, it's like it's the healthiest I've ever been. Yeah, bruh.

SPEAKER_03: 16:04

I'm locked in. Bro, you had more needles in you than a heroin addict, bro.

SPEAKER_02: 16:09

You have more needles in you than Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown. You know what I'm saying? But that's crazy. I here's my thought.

SPEAKER_04: 16:16

But yeah, Sean, it was fucking going on. Religious a lot of it.

SPEAKER_01: 16:20

But see, the thing is, what we knew too, well, what I learned from the TV space is when you're dealing with networks, certain things that they can't show. They blur it out, don't they? Or they cut it.

SPEAKER_04: 16:28

They cut it.

SPEAKER_01: 16:28

Oh, because CBS is uh is a family network, yeah. They can't show that. But we know that if we fuck, y'all can't see it. Y'all gonna see covers pulled over the head. That's it. They're gonna cut to a commercial.

SPEAKER_04: 16:41

My commercial is still going.

SPEAKER_03: 16:42

I'm still rocking so do the producer say, yo, if you're gonna fuck, pull the covers over.

SPEAKER_04: 16:48

No, it's just they're they're so good at what they do.

SPEAKER_03: 16:51

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04: 16:51

Like, imagine you get filmed 24-7, and you only see an hour of what I'm talking about.

SPEAKER_03: 16:56

Like, no bullshit. 24-7.

SPEAKER_04: 16:58

When you wake up, yeah, yeah. They cut them bright ass lights on.

SPEAKER_02: 17:01

Ready? So, like their house is let's say their house is here. Production is set up right next right nearby. So if these guys get tired, rotate them out next.

SPEAKER_01: 17:10

And the thing is, the villa is like everybody thinks it's like people following you. Like the cameras are just in the wall. So you know those little high school cameras, like the little bubble shits? Yeah, they have those, they follow us. Then you have like the big TV cameras that when like the fucking wall slides open and they follow you, they get the whole so they're getting everything they need.

SPEAKER_04: 17:27

So and the the kicker, too, that a lot of people don't know about TV is the audio is the main thing.

SPEAKER_03: 17:32

Yeah, so there's somebody with a boom mic just hanging over the bed. Certain scenes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02: 17:48

I'm gonna be a camera and the audio.

SPEAKER_04: 18:06

No, the blue mic came out. It wasn't that drastic. Like the blue mic came out when it was like, we're in the pool. We're the cameraman and we can't have our mic on the club. No, that's the one I told you the ones that are the like the little bubble ones. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03: 18:23

So they were like, hey, please retract uh cameraman one, two, and three. Nope. But leave number four underneath the bed.

SPEAKER_04: 18:30

Put that one camera on DeAndre because we know he's about to do some shit. What's crazy is I tried to be on reality TV one time. I did. I tried it. I did, sure did. Back in the day when the real world was. You got the personality for it. But see, that's what I said.

SPEAKER_03: 18:44

You never, you never told this story. I know.

SPEAKER_04: 18:46

I waited for his episode for this.

SPEAKER_02: 18:48

I waited for this one. But I tried to be on the real world many moons ago. They had an open casting call in Orlando. Okay. So I mean, me and my mom go out there. We go out there, I get through the first round. I never understood how open casting calls work because I was just doing it on a whim. Like, I've been watching The Real World and the Challenge as long as I can remember. So I said, I got to maybe like 18. Okay. 19. Said, fuck it, I'm gonna try it. Yeah, I'm gonna try it out, see what happens.

SPEAKER_04: 19:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02: 19:13

So we go out there, and I'm there all day. Because I'm 18, I'm I'm a fresh 18, so my mom's got a sign for some stuff. Big energy. He ain't never tired. I'm ready to roll. So I'm gonna be like, fuck it, we're gonna try it. Man, I'll get there. They put us in a room with maybe 50 people. Okay. They let you kind of just you're just vibing with each other. They ask questions to the room. Cool. Next, they let you go back in the waiting room. Let you go wait with a slew of people. Slew of people. Yeah. Then they come through after everybody's done. All right. If you hear your number, come back. I get my number for the second round. Okay. Okay, we own something. Start pumping right now.

SPEAKER_03: 19:50

So the audition is you and a bunch of other people. So in the first room. Talking and interacting?

SPEAKER_02: 19:55

Talking and interacting. So they take you from 50, then they drop you to 10.

SPEAKER_01: 19:58

Yep.

SPEAKER_02: 19:59

Okay. So now I'm in the second round where I'm talking to 10 people. And there's different groups that I can see you're forming. So I know my group, we're going. We're having our great little one, two. Cool, we're done. We have to wait till everybody else goes. They call the number again. Automated the third. Okay. I know I'm on this show. I know I'm fucking in there. I'm about to be on TV. Fuck you talking about. I get through the third one. It's only seven people. It's seven of us.

SPEAKER_04: 20:24

And this is for what? Real real world. Real world.

SPEAKER_02: 20:27

Real world at the time. Got it. I get to this, I get to that one.

SPEAKER_03: 20:30

And they start measuring dicks.

SPEAKER_02: 20:32

So they're like, nope. I wish they would have I'd have got on. But so we get to that one, and the lady says, okay. Sends three of the people out the room. We sit with us four. She goes, okay. And you just fill out the rest of this paperwork right here. Fill it out. Cool. You get an email or a phone call the next 48 hours. Okay, cool. I am like this with my phone for the next 48 hours.

SPEAKER_04: 20:56

If that bitch half-assed, hmm. And the crazy part about it is not to cut him off is you don't even know what number is coming. No, bro. I'm answering everything that hits.

SPEAKER_02: 21:06

Because it's it's like a lot of times, like one of them wasn't even like a it didn't look like a real number to me. Yeah. It didn't look like a real number at all. You sure the fuck did. I don't care if an alien was calling, bitch. I was answering. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_04: 21:17

This is my big break.

SPEAKER_02: 21:18

This is my big break. I'm in here. So they call me 48 hours later, I gotta go back to Orlando. So I can drive back out. I didn't have my moms because she signed everything she needed to. Go back to Orlando. It's three people and they're one-on-one interviews. We do our one-on-one interview.

SPEAKER_04: 21:34

See, I wish I would have. No, I actually kind of don't wish I would have done it like that, but keep going. I'm gonna tell you how my process is.

SPEAKER_02: 21:38

We did one-on-one interviews. She said, All right, you're in the they let us know, hey, look, we're down to our final 10. You've done everything you need to do. If you get a call from here, you're on. Again, the next like two weeks. Sweating. Sweating. I get a courtesy call from this lady, Gloria. I want to say that's I remember her last name, but her name was Gloria.

SPEAKER_03: 22:01

Thank you for auditioning, but you did not.

SPEAKER_02: 22:03

No, no, no. She said, she said, you're you're you didn't make the final cut, but you're an alternate if something doesn't work out.

SPEAKER_03: 22:09

There you go.

SPEAKER_02: 22:10

Okay, cool. I'll take that. The next thing I know, the real world Las Vegas heirs. They're rolling.

SPEAKER_04: 22:16

And I said, You knew the people that was on it. I I knew one. And I said, they came from this casting call.

SPEAKER_02: 22:23

They weren't from Orlando, but they came down for the casting call. For sure. And I knew what they were looking for. I said, where's the black guy in the show? Because I know he's the one that got my fucking spot. And it's this dude. It's always one.

SPEAKER_04: 22:34

It's this guy Leroy. It's always one.

SPEAKER_02: 22:36

It's always dude Leroy.

SPEAKER_04: 22:38

Love him. I think I think he did a phenomenal job. He's probably a butt better. Not gonna lie to you. He probably won off the name. And he was also sick. Like, we gotta get the blackest guy. We gotta get Leroy.

SPEAKER_03: 22:48

Well, he was also Maxwell.

SPEAKER_04: 22:50

No.

SPEAKER_03: 22:51

That's kind of that could be a little Caucasian.

SPEAKER_00: 22:54

Leroy? Oh yeah. This is a nigga we talk well.

SPEAKER_03: 22:59

You shouldn't have used the stage name.

SPEAKER_04: 23:00

No, fuck no. You had to hand him your driver's license.

SPEAKER_03: 23:03

Call yourself Tyrese, bro.

SPEAKER_02: 23:05

You probably would have been showing. I probably would have been, but also he was a six-foot plus muscle-bound dude.

SPEAKER_01: 23:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02: 23:10

He's on. Yeah. He's on. He's he's he's in.

SPEAKER_05: 23:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02: 23:14

You know what I mean? So, and he was on. He went on, did the real world, did the challenge for Diddy Real World? No, shut up.

SPEAKER_03: 23:22

He did the real world. Real world. You're wild today. He did the real world. They had a lot of parties with a lot of lube and slipping slip.

SPEAKER_02: 23:30

I refuse to put Diddy on my guy. You know what I mean? But he did the real world, did the challenge. So I think for that, I think God blessed it because I went on to do football for sure. Got to live my dream for a little bit. And I would have nah, I would have had that opportunity. Yeah. I'd have been on a reality.

SPEAKER_04: 23:44

It's like you got to commit to it once you get there. And the thing about, like you said, the challenge that makes so much sense is because they have recurring shit. Yeah. Like I like Love Island before like now and they're doing like Love Island games and all that shit. It was like one and done. One and done, you're out of there. I'm like, all right, I'm cool with that. Yeah. I need to do other shit anyway. But now it's like the turnover. See, I could I don't know if I could commit to that.

SPEAKER_02: 24:04

I know, sir. I could commit to being like, all right, cool. I did one challenge. Let me sit home for a couple months, then I gotta go back and be out of the country again for four or six months. Yeah, nah. No, I'm not on that. That's not for me. You know what I mean? One time on real world, cool. One good challenge, I gotta win it.

SPEAKER_03: 24:20

Let it be known that Las Vegas is within the United States of America.

SPEAKER_04: 24:24

Valid. Dickhead. But we'll get it. That's what we filmed at. So I don't know what y'all were saying, but he said out of the country. But no, but the challenge is filmed out of the country. Is it? Yeah, the challenge. They go to different countries. Oh shit. See, we were supposed to film in Fiji, but we couldn't because of COVID. Because of COVID. Damn it.

SPEAKER_03: 24:40

That would have been a spot, dog.

SPEAKER_04: 24:42

Exactly.

SPEAKER_02: 24:43

We filmed it in Vegas, though. But we're gonna get into more because I feel like there's more to you, but we're gonna get back into that in part two of In Max We Trust. Like, comment, subscribe, mash that notification button. We'll be right back. I'm not fucking leaving. All right, we're back. Part two in Max We Trust with DeAndre. Now, DeAndre, I gave some people a heads up to this question. It wasn't you. I like that. With your with your found fame, would you ever do an OnlyFans?

SPEAKER_04: 25:05

No. I got too many tattoos. Ah, ah, valid. So you're saying you wouldn't show your face? Even if I didn't show my face, I got too many tattoos. They would know, like, oh, that's the motherfucker with the sonic on his leg. Yeah. Now, if I did it, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03: 25:22

Now, now, Max. I would entertain it. Outside, you told us something. What's up? That you sold something for three racks. I did.

SPEAKER_02: 25:29

And what was that? I sold during my arena days. I was in Austin, Texas.

SPEAKER_04: 25:35

I got a story for you too. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_02: 25:36

And there's this older, older white woman, Miss Sheila. We love the white ladies. We do. We love them. And she all she offered a sum of money for my football tights. And what was that sum of money?

SPEAKER_03: 25:50

Three grand. Football tights? Yes. Did you partake in the sale of said tights?

SPEAKER_04: 25:56

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_03: 25:57

I like how he worded that. Absolutely.

SPEAKER_04: 25:59

And I took a white Sharpie and signed it.

SPEAKER_03: 26:00

That's actually insane.

SPEAKER_04: 26:02

Were they black tights? Of course. Okay.

SPEAKER_03: 26:03

Do you think that she has worn them before?

SPEAKER_04: 26:06

I don't I don't care what she did with it. I don't care if she wore it. He knows that money has been spent. But they look, but that money got spent that week. So it's funny that that actually just happened. So I don't know if y'all can hear it on the pop, but my phone was vibrating just now. I just got a Zair request.

SPEAKER_02: 26:26

Okay.

SPEAKER_04: 26:27

Request. Request. Not a not a scent. Not a scent. Just hey, we're gonna see what happens if I send this request. Yeah. The money was not sent. But to the point of what you were saying, is I actually had some shit happen like that. A girl that does OnlyFans. This is when I was living in Miami. Okay. Won't say her name. Why not? She knows who she is. She knows who she is.

SPEAKER_03: 26:49

I thought this was that podcast, dog. I can't give her no clout, though. No. Yeah, we're not giving up clout.

SPEAKER_02: 26:55

We're not gonna boost it up. We're not gonna add to her subscribers. It wasn't Sky Bree, was it?

SPEAKER_04: 26:59

Say again?

SPEAKER_03: 27:00

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_04: 27:01

I hear what he's at. Sky Bree. No, she's not sending requests. Yeah, she didn't send a request. But no, so it was a shorty.

SPEAKER_01: 27:08

She uh had gotten OnlyFans and doing her thing. And it was one of those things where I was in Miami and it was like, okay, I'm not gonna take you serious because obviously you do OnlyFans. Swear. But we can benefit off of this. So we did what we had to do. We made a video on my phone. And then later, once her content kind of ran out and she was seeing like somebody else, I get a random text. Hey, can I get that video of us? I said, Yeah, I gotta clip it first though. So I clipped her, sending the pieces I wanted. I was like, but it's gonna cost you this amount.

SPEAKER_03: 27:45

Okay.

SPEAKER_04: 27:45

Because I already know you're about to make money off the money bread off of it.

SPEAKER_03: 27:49

Wait, wait, we talked about this. Doesn't both content creators need to have an OnlyFans in order for it to be paid.

SPEAKER_04: 27:56

Unless you got a great relationship with a person and they trust you.

SPEAKER_03: 27:58

No, no, no. You told me this.

SPEAKER_04: 28:00

Yeah. No, I'm saying, like, if she was to make X amount and she was to send me that, then I could get paid like that, but I didn't trust her enough for that. And I got the video.

SPEAKER_01: 28:08

You asking me.

SPEAKER_04: 28:09

Oh, okay. Clearly, your whale is drying up and you need me right now. So clip the video, boom. And it's a white woman. Before I had less tattoos, I had less tattoos. It's a white woman, wouldn't it? For sure. Okay, can't you? She was bad too. Okay, go ahead. And I would tell you, it was. I like to perform on camera. That's one thing I will. Once the camera's wrong, I feel like I'm a different animal. Once that light comes on, it's a different animal. You were bad in a thousand. Come on now. That's what I charged it to. That's it? Charge her a rack?

SPEAKER_03: 28:37

Damn, I wouldn't charge her a little bit more.

SPEAKER_04: 28:39

I'm charging five.

SPEAKER_03: 28:40

Production value.

SPEAKER_04: 28:41

I'm saying five, I'll take it. It was a quick, it was a quick rack. I was like, I don't need it. You need it more than me. I don't know what she made off of it, but I know what I got. You got a thousand. And I sent it to her, deleted it. I'd never you got a thousand for something. I got a thousand on a random Tuesday. Yeah, I'll take that. Take it on my ass. Sitting at home, send thousands. Out some shit I already did. Yeah, it doesn't count.

SPEAKER_02: 29:01

We're good. Come on. That works. I'll take that. It's easy. I'll take that. Now, see, that's transactional, right? So I say this, and I was talking about with one of my boys today. Dating today, very transactional.

SPEAKER_04: 29:15

1000%.

SPEAKER_02: 29:16

Like, girls now, you go on a date and then she's talking about helping you pay bills. Like off date one.

SPEAKER_04: 29:23

I tell you like this.

SPEAKER_03: 29:24

Off date one?

SPEAKER_04: 29:25

Talk to me. I need a drink now. Let me tell you something. Sean, I went on a date with a girl once. Also, thank you, Tito, for this. Uh, this is not a paid advertisement, but this is Tito's vodka. If y'all want to send us a case, we will gladly take it. We will take it. And Max We Trust will definitely have a bottle sitting right here. Just right in the middle, right there, product placement. But um, this girl, we were talking for a hot little second and went on maybe like two dates. Okay. She then tells me she's short on her rent.

SPEAKER_02: 29:54

Okay.

SPEAKER_04: 29:55

How much?

SPEAKER_02: 29:56

Enough to make me say, what the fuck? 800, 1,000, 2,000? Yeah, a smooth thousand, right? All right.

SPEAKER_04: 30:02

So she's like, she's like, I'm sure. But that's one of those, I'm a that's one of those like, what the fuck that gotta do with me? That part I've always that's always been like my kicker with shorty's like you like, oh I got a man. What the fuck that gotta do with me? You came over here. Oh, I'm late on my I'm late on my rent. What the fuck that gotta do with me? I'm trying to tell you. I mean, if she's got a man, why is she asking you for money? No, I'm just giving an example. Those are the what the fuck that gotta do with me examples. Yeah, like if we did a segment called What the Fuck That Gotta Do With Me, it would be those questions. Like, yeah, why are you like I don't give a shit?

SPEAKER_03: 30:39

Like now now we had cheeks on, all right? And cheeks straight up said not doing it. Maybe I might do it. But then you gotta, but off two dates? No, see that two dates thing. Two days that held to me, bro. Like, like even a month too soon.

SPEAKER_04: 30:55

That's very good. It's my rule.

SPEAKER_02: 30:57

If you're not my lady, you not my girl. Don't ask me for that.

SPEAKER_03: 31:02

That's just you're I don't even know if I like it. Okay, question. Answer. Have you ever paid for a woman's rent that was not your wife or girlfriend, but that you were dating? That's to both of y'all.

SPEAKER_04: 31:14

That I was dating? Yeah, if she lived with me, I should just stop doing that.

SPEAKER_03: 31:18

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04: 31:20

I should just stop doing that. All right. So it has when I live with my girlfriend. Yeah, when I live with my girlfriend, I pay for everything.

SPEAKER_03: 31:28

Notice how he's looking at the cameras and not directly.

SPEAKER_04: 31:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03: 31:32

Y'all can't see it off camera.

SPEAKER_04: 31:34

Nah, when I live with my girlfriend, I pay for everything. Sure. But that's your girlfriend.

SPEAKER_03: 31:38

Girlfriend. I'm saying someone you two dates, three dates, four dates in. How many dates does it take?

SPEAKER_02: 31:45

I've done I've done where like I've never fucked. I've done where like I've helped out on like on some like I'm on Jewish level, though. I've done a lot of people. You short on your check, da da da, you need gas or something like that. Something little like that. Yeah, nickel, here you go. Yeah, I can do that. I can do a little something.

SPEAKER_04: 32:04

But let me ask you this. Let me ask you this. Talk to me now.

SPEAKER_01: 32:09

Do you not respect the like the only way I would do it, I've never done it. But I also gotta respect that you have balls enough to ask. Yeah. That's some shit, right?

SPEAKER_04: 32:20

But see you gonna do that.

SPEAKER_03: 32:21

That's some desperate shit.

SPEAKER_04: 32:22

But like you mustered up the enough courage to ask me after two dates. But like, yeah, I think he can do it. Well, you know I can do it. Yeah. It's not his date. You know, if I really want to. But like, even like as a guy, like we don't like, even if we short, like we're gonna ask our homie, we gonna figure it out. We're gonna figure it out. I'm not gonna ask no shorty for that shit. No, I might reach out to the homies and be like, hey, this is why I'm gonna do it. That's where I'm at right now. That's where I'm at right now.

SPEAKER_02: 32:46

Or a brother. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04: 32:48

And be like, hey, bro, I I ain't got it. Yeah. What do we do? Like after two dates, she like, yeah, I need you to go ahead and go.

SPEAKER_03: 32:53

Could you imagine that house for a couple of if we had a woman right here present currently, right now, if we asked her that same question, yo, what if a dude that you've only been on two dates with asked you money, what do you think she's gonna say? A thousand percent. She's gonna expect it. She's gonna know.

SPEAKER_02: 33:09

She's gonna be like, You asked her for money. Oh. Yeah, yeah. What do you think she's gonna say? Fuck no. Yeah, she's gonna be like, I'm dating the wrong motherfucker. Not only is she saying fuck no, she's crucifying this nigga on social media, tagging him in each part. Did you see this broke ass, broke ass motherfucker? It's like, the problem with that it now is that women can wake up to validation. A thousand percent. Like off pure social media, you got dudes who will like, comments, comments, subscribes. Um then you've got guys who will like I've seen it where girls will get dudes who they just don't talk to, will cash up them, and the note says, please call me back. I've I've watched shit like this happen. You feel me? Like, bruh, if you're not talking to me, man, fuck you. I'm cool.

SPEAKER_03: 33:55

There's no way.

SPEAKER_02: 33:56

Uh all right.

SPEAKER_03: 33:57

Actually, you know what? There is a way.

SPEAKER_04: 33:58

Yeah, all right. But they're fast. That's why that's why OnlyFans is a billion dollar business. Think about it. That shit right now. Think about it. Ready, ready, they made 12 bill last year. Ready, bro.

SPEAKER_02: 34:07

OnlyFans is a billion dollar business while Pornhub is free. Think about that. Come on, gang. Think about that. OnlyFans is built off of sense, built off of Simpsons. So it's like, it's like, example, we had Joyce on yesterday, right?

SPEAKER_03: 34:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02: 34:21

If Joyce started OnlyFans. And Amber. And Amber, but if Joyce started OnlyFans tomorrow, it'd be the first 20 subscribers are people who actually know her and just want to see it.

SPEAKER_01: 34:32

Yep.

SPEAKER_04: 34:32

You feel what I'm saying? Interest is there.

SPEAKER_03: 34:34

The interest is there. And she doesn't even have to show anything. She doesn't have to show nothing crazy.

SPEAKER_04: 34:37

Nothing.

SPEAKER_03: 34:38

No, literally nothing. If she pulled a shit, it could be like half a shadow of a girl.

SPEAKER_04: 34:42

She could post the same shit. Not saying she'd post shit like this, but girls could post the same shit they post on Instagram. Because I know show just the OnlyFans. They're like, I don't show shit. I'm like, what do you post? It's like the same shit I post on Instagram. But you already subscribe. I already got your cheese. I got it's around. It's just like it's like a boxing match, bro. It's like, what do you do? You hype up the fight, and then either the fight gonna fucking do great, or you'll be like, damn. Why you can't do that?

SPEAKER_03: 35:06

And then let's be no.

SPEAKER_04: 35:07

He already got my cheese. So fuck it. You cooked by the hell can't we?

SPEAKER_03: 35:10

Well, it and it I say this all the time. If I was a fine ass bitch dog, I would be running the internet, bro. It'd be so easy. And like y'all say, you ain't gotta show shit. Yo, show the shadow show the shadow, and that's enough for them to subscribe.

SPEAKER_04: 35:27

In fact, hey, this is my camera, right? That's your phone. Hey, if any of y'all know how to make these little AI bitches, I do. You know how? Yes. Swear to God, let's make an AI OnlyFan bitch. It is the best way to make a bread off this non-existent female. We go on the VR anyway. Yeah, we can make millions off this little virtual.

SPEAKER_03: 35:44

You know, DeAndre's got something going there, bro, because one of the top producers in OnlyFans is an AI model. She ain't even real. Come on, gang. They just want to see some shit. But it takes it takes a lot of uh time and effort.

SPEAKER_04: 35:57

That's fine. I got that. I got all that. I got all that. Hey, look, look, look, ready? We put it in the background right here. Come on, every time you promote every time. Every time what's our AI bitch name? I'm gonna say something Katana. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03: 36:14

You know why I knew he was gonna like that? Sound Spanish. It does.

SPEAKER_04: 36:18

It does. I'm gonna sucker for a good Spanish too, bro. Katana. I'm telling you. We gonna get that emotion. Y'all better not steal that shit neither. Yeah, it's too late. We're in here now.

SPEAKER_02: 36:27

Copy written, trademarked. We're gonna do all that. It's unwrapped. By the time this episode drop.

SPEAKER_03: 36:32

By the time the episode drop, she's already taken. What up with it? So don't even think about it.

SPEAKER_01: 36:38

Don't even try it, bro.

SPEAKER_03: 36:39

But you can visit her at katana I. At OnlyFans I'm gonna go. No, no, because you get it. Katana ends with an A. And then if you put an I, A I like what you did there. I like it.

SPEAKER_04: 36:53

I like it. That's what he's good for. He's good as this. Now, you said you you have an affinity for white women, right? Yes. Right? Do the fame. Through the reality fame, through the athletic fame. I have a rule personally. Okay. I can't do blondes. What? You can send them all to me. Say them all. Um, I just can't, bro. You're out of your fucking mind. Scarjo. Scarjo is a brunette in my favorite movie. Moving on. What? I mean, I'm a brunette guy too. Alright, so if if I'm being completely honest with you, I do like blondes. I do like blondes, but my first like celebrity crust was actually like Megan Fox, bro.

SPEAKER_01: 37:32

Dark hair.

SPEAKER_03: 37:33

See?

SPEAKER_01: 37:33

Man. Megan Megan Fox.

SPEAKER_03: 37:35

Dark hair light eyes. Transformers, bro. Dark hair light eyes. I'm seeing it transformers. Bro, and Shia LaBeouf, fuck that? Bro, what? He did. During that movie. During the movie?

SPEAKER_04: 37:47

I'ma give you one worse. Go ahead. I'm gonna give you one worse. MGK. What's my boy? MGK. What's my boy? Fuck. Comedian. Um don't you say it. One that fucked Kim K.

SPEAKER_03: 37:56

Don't you fucking Oh, Pete Davidson. Bro. Ugly niggas for the win. We up, baby. He he looks like he's got dark circles. Bro, he fucked Kim K. He's fucked Ariana Grande. Come on, gang. Bro, he I can't talk shit. I can.

SPEAKER_04: 38:14

Fuck Pete Davidson.

SPEAKER_03: 38:16

That shit ain't no like fuck that, bro. How? Because he's fucking all the bitches you want to fuck.

SPEAKER_04: 38:21

No, no, ready, ready? Girls will tell you if you're funny, you're in. If you can make her laugh, it's a wrap. Well, what's going on with you, man? Hey man, I don't care. Like I'm hilarious personally, but the fuck going on. I think to that point, I think every dude that we just named, Shall Abuff, Pete Davidson, they're gonna fuck because they're safe. What do you mean, safe? They look safe. Ah, I see what you're going. I don't look safe. Absolutely not. I look like a fun ass rod, a fun ass Tom, but I we ain't gonna take him serious for real. We're gonna take Pete serious because he looked like he worked at a coffee shop. You feel me? Like, and he looked like he don't got but so many options. Yeah, it looked like you know what I mean. Like if he get mad, he's gonna go home and play video games on the crib. Yeah, you ain't gotta worry about him. They piss him off. He decided to take a night out. Roster coming back immediately.

SPEAKER_02: 39:12

Look, immediate awesome.

SPEAKER_04: 39:13

Welcome back to the street. Granted, they both high-profile people when it comes to, you know what I'm saying, movies.

SPEAKER_03: 39:18

Do you think maybe that actually plays a part?

SPEAKER_04: 39:21

The fact that they are famous. I they're famously safe. Yeah, like right. Like, you gotta think, it's different realms to shorty's. Like you got, let's say Kim K, right? Right. Kim K can fuck with whoever she wants.

SPEAKER_03: 39:35

Yeah, like Kanye. Kanye.

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Who the famous safe option? Fucking Pete Davidson. Pete Davidson, fucking.

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But she fucked Kanye, bro. Safe option. Safe option? Safe option. The guy going on Twitter, fucking talking all this noise about random shit? Ready? I'm gonna tell you why he's safe. And opposed supposedly he was broke, and then he super safe.

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He ain't got nowhere else to go. You gotta think, bro, she a billionaire too. She made her bread, so ready? Come on, gang. Ready? People already thought Kanye was crazy. He is crazy. Okay, cool.

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But I like you, Kanye. Yeah, but I won't say that.

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But I'm saying other females, other females thought Kanye crazy. Then they thought he was broke. So now he ain't going nowhere. He got no hoes. He ain't got no hoes now.

SPEAKER_03: 40:15

What are you talking about? In the media space, he has no hoes. He's still a billionaire because what was it? Nike or Adidas decided to get rid of the Ye's and then he owns all the rights. But we're saying that guy is making money hand over freaking. We know that.

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We know that. But the perception is he's crazy and he doesn't have money anymore. So guess what I can do as a woman in high profile?

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The perception. Yeah, okay.

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Right?

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All right.

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The perception is that. So what can I do as a woman in a high profile situation, meaning Kim K? Guess what?

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I can take advantage because guess what? I'm still the star here. Guess what? Any star. Why did she stop dating Reggie Bush? Because he was a bigger star than her.

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So how many other questions? How many white guys has Kim K fucked? You can only think about one.

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Three. Three? I think that was a PR stunt, too. Wait, she can be a PR stunt.

SPEAKER_03: 41:05

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Who are the three? Because the only one I can think of is Pete Davidson.

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Chris Humphreys. He's light skinned, but he's kind of white. He was extremely white. Stop, man. That black side never counted. Because he was going for half the shit she was doing.

SPEAKER_03: 41:21

Well, no, no, but he was black. No, there's not. Uh is he half black or is he not? He's light skinned, but he acted white. He was on the white side.

SPEAKER_02: 41:29

If you pull up Chris Human. Who was the third? Who was the third? Uh some dude early in her high school career. High school? You said you asked. So it's three. So when she's like four.

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All stats matter. Ready? Ready? Who did she give up on? Ray J. Why? Bigger star. Bigger star. Reggie Bush. Bigger star. Bigger star.

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Kanye lasted as long as he did because his star value fell. Two kids. That's because she'd not make any of these niggas pull out.

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Yeah.

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What are you talking about? Did you not see the Ray J video? No pulling out. That's how she got on.

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But she didn't. Yeah, that is. That part. Come on, huh? She got it. Come on out. Yeah, but she didn't have a kid with Ray J.

SPEAKER_04: 42:07

She had a sex tape. She didn't need a kid. We already seen what they was doing. She needs no proof. You know, you know what she got out of it? She didn't get a kid. She got an empire out of that. You're welcome. Okay. Reggie Bush came at the time where that sex tape fame was falling off. Her business ventures had just started. Come on. Reggie Bush was the hottest thing in football at the time. Let me jump on that real quick. You know what I'm saying? Coming on, coming off.

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New Orleans scenes. Yeah.

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Coming off of a Heisman. No, USC. USC Reggie Bush.

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Are you talking about? Yeah, you're college. You're talking about working.

SPEAKER_04: 42:39

You're talking about fucking with possibly.

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But she was still with him during New Orleans. Yeah, but I'm saying she got him during it. She got him during USC. You're talking arguably the greatest college ball player ever. Actually, we need to start talking about Kim K as arguably the best sniper ever. Oh, she is the great, she might not.

SPEAKER_04: 42:57

Not even her, bro. The gang, the whole card, that's the whole team. That's Lamar Odom was a multi-time NBA champion. Now he's crazy. Because of Chloe. No, bro. That shit started with the mama gang. Oh, yeah, because she because Chris Jenner, Chris Jenner was an Olympic. Bruce. Bruce. I'm sorry, Bruce. Whatever his name is. Whatever. He did the shit with OJ. He was the lawyer for OJ. Now they're saying Chloe might be OJ Kid. But even before that, they was already fucking with what they needed to do.

SPEAKER_03: 43:25

But wasn't he an Olympic diver or something like that too? No, he was uh uh javelin. Olympic something, he would do something javelin. I thought he was a sprinter. No, Bruce Jenner. He was javelin, I think.

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Javelin?

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Or or like trying to do it?

SPEAKER_04: 43:39

I would tell you what he is. Her now. A woman. No. He's a woman now.

SPEAKER_03: 43:44

No, no, he is still a man.

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Oh, he still got his dick.

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Even if he transformed it and pointed it inside inside out.

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Oh, he was a man's decathlon.

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Decathlon, yeah.

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Decathlon. I had to go look it up real quick.

SPEAKER_03: 43:55

Bro, I don't give a shit if you turn your dick inside out. You're still a fucking dude. I fuck with that.

SPEAKER_02: 44:00

Hey, I'm gonna tell you like this. I'm not turning my dick inside out. I've been with mine too long to do it. We've been through some amazing things together. Like why would I do him like that?

SPEAKER_03: 44:07

That's fucked up. Why would I turn down women like this? Yeah, dude. You know Caitlin Jenner still says the biggest mistake he's ever made was becoming transgender. Yeah, it makes it changes your whole life. He has literally said it on media. And I'm gonna agree with him.

SPEAKER_04: 44:22

You chose that life. Yeah, what? Why do I feel bad for you? That's like oh you gotta you're you you you became a transgender and fucking won woman of the year, gang. Yeah? What the fuck are we doing? As a fucking dude. As a dude.

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Well, I saw the funny, I saw the funniest shit though. I saw the funniest thing. It was like on TikTok, and a dude was like, it was talking about that specific moment. It was like, damn.

SPEAKER_04: 44:42

Even as a dude, we do shit better than one man. I was like, oh shit.

SPEAKER_03: 44:52

What? It was like, yeah, shit. Hey, that's some heavy shit. That's some wise.

SPEAKER_04: 44:56

I didn't think about it like that. I'm gonna put y'all on game, too. This is another thing I seen on Instagram. I need to get off Instagram. Talk to me. If you ever talk to a woman with a dude, like she got a man or whatever. When you talk to her, if you ever talk to a girl and she got a boyfriend. She got a boyfriend. Talk to me, gotcha. It's easier than talking to a girl that don't got a boyfriend. The reason is if you're talking to a girl without a boyfriend, it's you versus everybody. But if you're talking to a girl with a man, he's your only competition. You just gotta win him out. I'm winning that. Gotta beat him out. Hey, baby, you're not gonna be a man. I think I can beat him out. I feel good. I got enough confidence in myself, I can beat him out. But see, here's my big It is 1v1. It's a 1v1.

SPEAKER_02: 45:36

But see, and to his point, though, think about it. If you're dealing with a single woman, you gotta deal with all the other guys and her blocking ass friends. Oh, for sure. There's always that one friend.

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And she's always the heaviest at.

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Yeah, for sure. She's a line.

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You know what I'm saying? That's her position.

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Her job is to pass block.

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Look, she's a right, she's a right tackle. She's like, if I ain't giving fuck, nobody nobody.

SPEAKER_02: 45:58

I've been in a space, I've been in a space where I've approached a girl. It's like you fuck nobody.

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Look, look, I've been in a space where I whereas me. I'm gonna get that on a t-shirt. It got to. I ain't getting fucked, nobody getting fucked.

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You know what I'm saying? You gotta get a big girl in alignment stands. And if I'm not getting button on the back, it says, nobody give a fuck. You know what I'm saying? That's funny as hell. They always got the deepest voice, too. Nah, I I had a big one with a soft voice. Okay, hear me out. It's a while back.

SPEAKER_03: 46:26

You're not talking about screaming getting, alright?

SPEAKER_02: 46:28

Nope, because you can't block me if I'm on going. Look, I'm a firm believer in volume shooter.

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Oh, one more take, too. You can't block me if I block you first. Keep going.

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There it is.

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I'm a I look, I'm a firm believer in being a firm believer being in a volume shooter.

SPEAKER_02: 46:39

Okay. Hey, look. A volume shooter? Absolutely. If your friend comes and blocks you out, I'm gonna get this rebound, drive the lane. I'm gonna go somewhere else with it. You can't block all these.

SPEAKER_03: 46:47

Yeah.

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If I put up 10 shots, you can't block all these.

SPEAKER_03: 46:50

So, hey, is the best plan of attack is to go after the big one just so they her friends see that you're, you know, a man of the people. I don't I don't know that. I can't know that. I'm not saying I'm not saying go home with her. I'm just saying make friends with the big one so it disarms her. I'm gonna tell you to talk to the rest of the people.

SPEAKER_04: 47:08

I'm gonna tell you personally how much God loves me, right? God loves everybody, but he loves me specifically for this reason. I have a homie. If we're talking, and it's a two-man, he has no problem. He will literally tap me and say, I want the big one. He's a wingman. You sir are blessed.

SPEAKER_03: 47:34

Blessed because he likes the big ones.

SPEAKER_04: 47:39

But this is his philosophy on the big ones. Okay. He said, the big ones don't have sex a lot and they don't get a lot of attention. So guess what they gotta do? They gotta outperform when they get the shot.

SPEAKER_03: 47:50

That's true.

SPEAKER_04: 47:51

So his mindset is okay, I'm gonna be the one you go crazy on. So I'll take that. So for me, I'm like, you can take that. Because I don't want to go over here. You're gonna be on to something, bro. He's still innocent.

SPEAKER_03: 48:10

He's still your friend, right?

SPEAKER_04: 48:12

That's my dog. He can't go nowhere now. I need you, though. I need you, bro. Bro, you know what he is? He's Scottie Pippen, his MJ.

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Swear to God.

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That's all that's what he is. For life, like we look. Like I looked at him like Okay, you onto something.

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Like, what? I would have been like, yeah, bro, that's that's that's your logic.

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But it was at the time when we was like out drinking, we was drunk. I was like, This might be some drunk shit. I was like, you gotta tell me this again tomorrow, game. So I'll make sure I ain't just I ain't just throwing you some bullshit now. No. What you said, I don't need it to be sober or not. I'm throwing you, I'm throwing you every big alley oop ever. Exactly. Here come the He's taking it. He's seeing it before he we seen a two-man come in and he's like, Yeah, that'll be. Oh, he said in the screen early. Seeing it. Ah he's seeing it.

SPEAKER_03: 48:57

So, how big was the biggest one that he took home for you? I got a friend that took home 280. No, no, I'm assuming it's bigger than that.

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280?

SPEAKER_03: 49:08

Well, it's not bigger than that.

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280. No, I no, my partner ain't did that. But 280 is insane. That's a good friend. That's a good friend. That's a funny. I need to help you. You've been invited to a wedding. Hey, he he might be one of the grooms, man. Was his name Turtle? No, absolutely not. Oh okay. I'm gonna call him 280. Hey, look, man. He's too small to take on 280. You feel me? What age.

SPEAKER_03: 49:29

That's a WWE superstar. Thank you. Goldberg is 280. Yeah, but what if she was 6'3, bro?

SPEAKER_02: 49:34

That doesn't matter.

SPEAKER_03: 49:35

Why the fuck is she 6'3?

SPEAKER_02: 49:37

It is what it is. Why is she 280? That's cool. Here's what we'll do. We'll talk about the greatest two-man games you've ever run in life.

SPEAKER_04: 49:44

When we come back, like, comment, subscribe, stay tuned for the two-man episode. I'm gonna get another drink. Absolutely. We're back.

SPEAKER_00: 49:52

Shout out saloon.

SPEAKER_02: 49:53

Yeah, shout out saloon. I did not know you hit the button. I apologize. Now, sir, Rick, before we got onto this, we were talking about your bookings. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_04: 50:00

Is there anywhere people can book you? My manager, Rick, Rick Downey. He's in my bio on Instagram.

SPEAKER_03: 50:06

Oh, damn, I know him, bro. No, absolutely.

SPEAKER_04: 50:09

That's cool. He he, you know what I'm saying? He's related to Robert Downey. No. Yeah, I'm lying like fuck. But he's in my Instagram bio, and you can you can go to him, and you know what I'm saying? That's where I get all my bookings and stuff like that. There you go. That's it. My Instagram is as read14 for anybody else to know.

SPEAKER_03: 50:27

And you also said that you kind of want to get away from TV and you want to pursue acting. For sure. You called it getting on your Michael B. Jordan title.

SPEAKER_04: 50:37

But you're also like three, four inches taller than that, man. That's what I'm saying. That's why, and I got tattoos. You know what I mean? Come on. He's got a very cooker cutter black man style. That's why he's winning right now. You know what I mean? He's a safe black man. That's what we were talking about. Safe. Safe black man.

SPEAKER_02: 50:49

I'm dealing with safe.

SPEAKER_04: 50:50

Bro, but no, ready? Ready?

SPEAKER_02: 50:51

This is why I said it when like Obama hit presidency, right? Okay. Obama's a safe black president.

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Safest black man you can make.

SPEAKER_02: 50:57

If you had a dark skin in presidency, come on now. Nigga, we ain't with what? We talking shit. It'd been George W. and Trump mixed together with a nigga going. Who said something? Oh, we got, oh, they got weapons of mass stretch over there? Uh-huh. Bomb! Fuck that little shitty ass country.

SPEAKER_04: 51:10

Like, they ain't fucking without it. That's what I would have said. So we're talking about politics now.

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I'm just saying.

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I don't know how we segue over there, but I'm fucking with it.

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I'm saying black people have taken over anything we felt like. Ready?

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Basketball, baseball, football, white girls. White women. Where it is. White women. We'd have took them too. This is my camera. You know what I'm saying? We'd have took white women off the board. Hockey. There's black hockey players. The best, too. The greatest tennis players of all time are two girls, Venus and Serena Williams.

SPEAKER_03: 51:43

Well, Rafa and I uh Raphael and the doll.

SPEAKER_04: 51:46

We're talking about females, though.

SPEAKER_03: 51:46

Oh, okay. I'm talking about, I'm talking about, oh, wait, but don't, don't, don't, don't.

SPEAKER_04: 51:50

Djokovic. Nah, wait, Jokovic.

SPEAKER_03: 51:52

They're not white, they're European. You just named people. What skin color are they? No, no, they ain't the same. Oh, hey, when it doesn't fit my narrative. But they're not, they're not white. They they are they're European. What color is their skin?

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I get it.

SPEAKER_03: 52:04

You know what I'm saying? Like what color is their skin? Olive.

SPEAKER_04: 52:07

Like me. You're not white. So it's a shitty comparison. Yeah, you know what I mean? But what's my young boy? What's my um light-skinned dude that's coming out? Young dude playing. Oh fuck, I just seen his sister is dating some. No, no, no. She he's dating some, I think, in the in tennis? Yeah. Yeah, but he's dating like a volleyball player, some shit. Either volleyball or so, I don't know. But I'm just saying, I mean, if you ask me. Is it Blake? It's not Blake Shelton, is it? No, that's a white. No, that's a country. No, but I think he got the same name. Okay, hold on. As the country singer? Bro. Hold on, I got you. Type in light-skinned tennis player.

SPEAKER_03: 52:42

You thought I wasn't? I think his name is Blake Shelton, bro. Let me tell you something. If he's dating a volleyball player, you know what volleyball player is.

SPEAKER_04: 52:49

No, he's dating Dennis Robbins. He didn't date Dennis Robin's daughter. He's dating Dennis Robbins' daughter, bruh. I can't make this shit up. Type in Dennis Robbins' daughter's boyfriend.

SPEAKER_03: 52:59

Not Scottie Pippins.

SPEAKER_04: 53:00

Ben Shelton. Ben Shelton. Ben Shelton. Motherfucker Cole, bro. Young motherfucker. Is he is he a tennis player? Yeah. Cole is. He's in the top, he's on the top ranked American players. Oh, young as shit, too. So Yokovic about to, they about to get their little shit out of there. Yeah, get him out the way.

SPEAKER_03: 53:17

Yeah, but Nadal. Nadal retired.

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That's what I'm saying. All your heavy hitters are about to be done. What do you mind? I'm not European, bro. Let's see. This is one thing I heard too.

SPEAKER_02: 53:26

Hey, look, soccer, soccer's next for us. I'm telling you.

SPEAKER_03: 53:30

I mean, y'all got Mbappe. I mean, he's kind of nice.

SPEAKER_02: 53:34

Look, ready, ready? I knew black people went up since the cool runnings movie. The Jamaican bobsled guy. I knew he was up. Did they win gold? Nah, I think they got bronze. I think they got bronze.

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Okay.

SPEAKER_02: 53:44

In the movie, they got bronze? No, no, no. In real life, I think they got bronze.

SPEAKER_03: 53:48

Hey, look, look, I'm not. Max is always trying to make it a racial thing.

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I'm just saying, I ain't shaking nothing at a T.

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And then I'm Cuban. I will say this. So I we ain't got no gold medals. But I will say this though. I will say this. I heard this. Because all our best swimmers came out. I heard this like five years ago. One of my homies said it. He was like, at the end of the day, the way shit is moving, we're all gonna be the same race. Absolutely. We're all gonna be fucking everybody gonna have some type of like dark skin in them, some Spanish in them, whatever. So it's like if you look at the top athletes right now, right? Let's take Patrick Mahomes. He mixed. Yep. Let's take Steph Curry.

SPEAKER_03: 54:23

He Patrick Mahomes? Two and three, Patrick Mahomes, that just lost three times Super Bowl champion. To long haired Trevor Lawrence, Patrick Mahomes. But don't even get me started on the Ravens.

SPEAKER_02: 54:36

Oh, don't do that. Don't do that.

SPEAKER_03: 54:38

He's a Ravens fan. Yeah, leave my people alone.

SPEAKER_04: 54:40

Hey, you got the best quarterback in the league. In the league. Sorry to guys.

SPEAKER_02: 54:46

Hey, look, ready? At one point in time, has anybody said Baker Mayfield is the best quarterback in the NFL? Yes. Week five. Week five of this year.

SPEAKER_04: 54:55

I fuck with Baker Mayfield. I do. So you're trying to tell me you genuinely. Other than Josh Allen.

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I was gonna say, you're gonna say he's better than Josh?

SPEAKER_03: 55:02

No.

SPEAKER_04: 55:03

I don't think Josh Allen is. I'm gonna say he's way better than Josh. I don't think Josh Allen is good. I think he's just in a good system. And we require.

SPEAKER_02: 55:13

And I think Baker's in a good system because Baker's been in the league longer. And y'all witness hype about Baker.

SPEAKER_03: 55:19

Bro, this motherfuckers had five OCs in the last five years. Okay. Baker's nice though. Baker's nice. He's nice. He's a dog. He's not better than your quarterback. Not at all. Well, Lamar's injured, so we got to take him out of the discussion.

SPEAKER_04: 55:32

But I'm saying like Mal Rushmore right now, you gotta take Josh Allen. Well, well, Mal Rushmore. No, not all time. I'm saying like right now. You're 2025. Mike Ford right now. Okay. Patrick Mahomes. I don't fuck with Joe Burrow. But he's injured. Yeah, so gone. He's injury prone. He ain't never gonna win.

SPEAKER_03: 55:49

Lamar's gone because he's injured all the time. But I'm just saying, for the first time in his career. If they weren't injured, you gotta take it.

SPEAKER_04: 55:55

If they're at their peak. If if if all of them are playing, you're taking Patrick Mahomes. No specific order. You're taking Patrick Mahomes, you're taking Lamar Jackson, you're taking Josh Allen, and you're taking Joe Burrow. I'm not gonna disagree.

SPEAKER_03: 56:06

If they were not injured and they were playing currently right now, all of them, I don't think they're the best four. I don't dis I don't disagree with that. Okay. I don't disagree with that. Side note. I want to point out the fact that. But I uh number number five will be Baker Mayfield. Jared Goff. Jared. Okay, see I can't even disagree with that. You can't argue Jared Goff. Jared Goff's nice as fuck.

SPEAKER_02: 56:25

Yeah, Jared Goff is balling right now in Detroit.

SPEAKER_03: 56:27

I mean 4-1. But Pat Mahomes hasn't been playing up to his standard this season. But ready, the fact that there is a standard.

SPEAKER_04: 56:34

Can I give a shout out to one person real quick? Talk to him.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_04: 56:38

He may see this, he may not, but that motherfucker uh Jackson Dart? Yeah. He just got whooped. I'll fuck with Jackson Dart.

SPEAKER_03: 56:48

You'll fuck with his mom, but not with Jackson Dart. All he did was win one game. But I fuck with his like he got some big he got some baker may feel in him.

SPEAKER_04: 56:56

Bro, he posted, he posted Justin Herbert's girl on his story. That's some college shit. Yeah. He in the league doing that shit. And then he could have beaten him. I ain't gonna hold you. You gotta. That's some boss.

SPEAKER_03: 57:08

Like, like, but but he's only got two games and he's one and one. Bro, but that don't matter. I don't care. The aura is there.

SPEAKER_04: 57:15

As an athlete, bro, if you post my chick on your Instagram story, you gotta see it. And we gotta play each other, you have to come see about me.

SPEAKER_03: 57:21

You know we deleted it, though. I don't give a fuck.

SPEAKER_04: 57:23

You got to meet me at the first.

SPEAKER_03: 57:24

First of all, if you got the order to post it, you keep it up. Don't delete it.

SPEAKER_04: 57:29

You know, because now you're a bitch. If you got the order to put it you gotta think, he's in the league now. Yeah, who the fuck here?

SPEAKER_03: 57:34

So it's PR person. NFL care.

SPEAKER_04: 57:36

Yeah, PR person hit him up and go, hey, hey, you can't do that. Yeah. Because look, if he was what was he at? Ole Miss? Yeah. Oh miss, that's what they do. College, we're gonna fit because that's what they did with us. Because we find out shit. They can make they're gonna make a fucking cut out of your girlfriend in the studio.

SPEAKER_03: 57:51

What's wrong with that shit, dog?

SPEAKER_04: 57:52

Because college, though. But see, in the NFL, it's a different type of time. If you're gonna be the franchise quarterback, you can't be doing it. Ain't a franchise quarterback. But but what you mean? You've got to, no matter what you want. Imagine if he posted, imagine if Jackson Dart posted uh what's the shorty that was in centers? Uh Josh Allen? Oh, Haley Stanley. Man, they would have had a conniption because she and Josh Allen would have.

SPEAKER_03: 58:13

You know, Haley, fuck. She's hey Lola, ready, ready? You know, she he thinks Haley's. Hey, look at Scarlet Durant.

SPEAKER_04: 58:21

That's a tough argument. No, no, no, but you gotta answer it. No, it's not. Yeah, you gotta answer it. You're taking both.

SPEAKER_03: 58:26

No, no, no, no. You don't don't influence the man. Come on, go ahead. Who you got?

SPEAKER_04: 58:30

Haley Steinfeld? I think I'm I'm gonna take I'm gonna take Scarlett because she's more. Damn!

SPEAKER_03: 58:35

Yeah, shut the fuck up. I told you. No, no, no, no. And she got more ass. Oh, looks. Haley Steinfeld ain't got no booty. I know, I didn't know that until for me.

SPEAKER_04: 58:45

This is this is so bad what I'm about to say. But I don't give a shit because we on the fucking end. Say that shit here. So watch this, y'all. I'm gonna put this on game because I tell all my homies this. I like the innocent, I like the innocent white girls just because innocent? Wait, wait, wait. Bitch looks like she's gonna be around.

SPEAKER_01: 59:05

So what I'm about to say is let it let it pause.

SPEAKER_03: 59:08

Let it lay hard.

SPEAKER_04: 59:08

Go ahead, flex on him. I like the innocent white girls because they're not. I gotta get my reparations. As you should, god damn it! We need that. We need it. I got to, bro. I don't even know what that means. Okay, so I'm gonna explain it to you. Ebon's translation. Glad you asked.

SPEAKER_03: 59:26

So you're not talking about monetary. No, I'm talking about white man's.

SPEAKER_00: 59:32

I'm trying to fuck the white chance for all the black dudes that couldn't fuck white chicks for a hundred years ago. For a second.

SPEAKER_03: 59:39

You know what this reminds me of? Now we got the opportunity, now we can. You ever watched that movie Life with Eddie Murphy and Buff Lawrence? I'd have papers. I'm the paper. Funniest shit ever. But you know what's crazy? So that's what you're talking about. That's what I'm saying. Reparation. But you know what's crazy? I've seen Get That White Pussy.

SPEAKER_04: 59:55

But they're doing the same thing. The same white girls is like, ooh, I may be. I couldn't fuck with black dudes when I was in college or when I was growing up. So now this shit is a trend. I need it. I need it too. We need to. So it's like shooting fish in a barrel. It's like we on the same team. I'ma say it. I'ma say it. Say it. As black, as a black athlete, okay. Yes, shooting fish in a barrel. Yes. Just come here. Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.

SPEAKER_03: 1:00:24

Oh me God, are you Max?

SPEAKER_00: 1:00:25

Yep.

SPEAKER_03: 1:00:26

Oh my god. I ain't gonna hold you. Can I pay$3,000 to get your sweats? You can have that motherfucker. So can you? I'm telling you like this. I'll even sign them too. Look, I'll do what you need. You know what I mean? I ain't gonna hold you.

SPEAKER_02: 1:00:41

The first time.

SPEAKER_03: 1:00:42

Y'all getting wild out there. It's not supposed to be.

SPEAKER_02: 1:00:45

Bro, the first time you get a check and you get some clout behind you for playing a sport, the level of shit thrown in your face.

SPEAKER_04: 1:00:54

Yes, it's incredible.

SPEAKER_02: 1:00:54

I'm telling you like this. I was playing Arena. We not NFL niggas, none of that. Kurt Warner was? That's cool, but I've there were white women at our hotel rooms at away games. Like white girls would be at the hotel rooms.

SPEAKER_04: 1:01:05

But even to that point, bro, even you playing Arena, bro, I'm in the like before you come on, bro. I'm in a white nominated sport. Until you get to like that professional level. So me growing up was I wasn't, I didn't have no Spanish teammates. I had all white teammates.

SPEAKER_03: 1:01:24

Yeah, because you were in fucking Carolina. Come on. So me, I'm trying to put on for the Because all the black teammates were not playing baseball. Basketball, football.

SPEAKER_04: 1:01:35

Football, yeah. Feel me? So guess what? That's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna be good as fuck at baseball. I'm gonna go to these little frat parties.

SPEAKER_03: 1:01:42

And I'm gonna steal and what's going on. I'm gonna steal some bases and hit doubles. Who was that? Facts, though. So so it was uh, you guys ever see the movie Major League? Yes. Yeah, with every movie you go name, we know. Wesley Snipes. Wesley Snipes, Charlie Sheen. Yeah, no, but Wesley Snipes was uh uh something uh Hank Eric or whatever. Willie May's Hayes. Willie May's Hayes and his whole premise was stealing bases, dog and I'm doing and he was the only black person in that in that movie. So let's put it.

SPEAKER_04: 1:02:15

No, the joke, the uh the the African nigga who had to have the No, he was Cuban.

SPEAKER_03: 1:02:20

Was it Cuban? Yes, oh the actor the voodoo guy? Yeah, but yeah, he was Cuban, dog. He definitely voodoo if he was doing he was definitely Cuban if he was the one. Yeah, he had a fucking Santaria in his locker. But the actor, though, bro.

SPEAKER_02: 1:02:32

The actor has no bit of Cuban in him.

SPEAKER_03: 1:02:34

No, but but the character is Cuban, yeah. I'm with you. But I'm looking at it like Cubans, blacks. You know Cubans are black, right?

SPEAKER_02: 1:02:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03: 1:02:43

From the waist up. Look, I'm gonna tell you like this.

SPEAKER_00: 1:02:45

You funniest.

SPEAKER_02: 1:02:46

Hey, look, I tried to date a Cuban girl once. And she's like, You had a kid with her, right? Nope. My daughter, my daughter's mom is Puerto Rican.

SPEAKER_03: 1:02:53

Oh, my bad. It's different. That's only a hop and a skip, right?

SPEAKER_02: 1:02:57

But I I try to talk to this Cuban girl, and she's like, My mom's gonna love you. My dad is a very old school Cuban. He's not gonna fuck with you. Yeah, yeah. I said, What you mean? It's like, what I gotta do. Like, first of all, hey, what the fuck that gotta do with me?

unknown: 1:03:09

You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_02: 1:03:12

So I meet the mom.

SPEAKER_03: 1:03:13

And you know that's a hundred percent true.

SPEAKER_02: 1:03:15

It's very true, because the mom was like, as long as my daughter's happy, it's okay. I said, All right, cool.

SPEAKER_03: 1:03:19

Yeah, because they all get fucking money and from the husband.

SPEAKER_02: 1:03:24

Bruh, the dad?

SPEAKER_03: 1:03:26

The daddy knowing he was on some shit.

SPEAKER_02: 1:03:28

Hated you. Yeah, he hated me. He didn't even meet you, hated you. He had not met me, he had never met me. And it was one, she came to she came to some, I think some flag football thing I was playing at. Right? She showed up. And her I didn't know her brother played in the same league because his brother's like three, four years under me. They're coming to watch him play. My team just happens to be playing now. Okay. So I see her, you know me. I gotta show out now. I'm trying to die. I'm trying to be him. So we blow out his team 64 to 8.

SPEAKER_03: 1:03:59

And yeah. Dad hates you even more. No, man, you know. You made my son look like a piece of shit, man. Oh, I did make it sound like a piece of shit.

SPEAKER_02: 1:04:07

Action is incredible. Yeah. What made it worse is I'm trying to get to the end zone. I shook his son to the floor and then pointed at him on the way in the end zone. Oh, talking. Yeah. Look, his dad, her dad's go, and I didn't notice it until after I scored because I'd be locked in. I looked up and then I hear this big dude yelling, fuck you, fuck you, Moreno. I'm like, what? What the fuck is Mother? What the fuck he's yelling at? So I didn't understand what he said because he's on the other side of the fence. I'm over here like, who the fuck he yelling at? Don't tell me that was her dad.

SPEAKER_04: 1:04:41

That was her dad. Sounds about right. Yeah. And this is why. And I met him for the first time right after. And this is why we looking for reparations right here. Because in his mind, he hated him. Yep. But guess what?

SPEAKER_03: 1:04:55

Well, no, I don't think in his mind. I think his dad hated you.

SPEAKER_02: 1:05:00

In his soul, that man. This man to this still to this day hates me. Probably. Especially because I've dumped this. I feed off that. Especially because I dumped that though. I dumped my daughter.

SPEAKER_04: 1:05:08

Gotta feed off that. Feed off that. You gotta feed off the hate. He got lucky. I didn't take his wife. Oof.

SPEAKER_02: 1:05:14

His daughter and his wife? Hey, look, bro.

SPEAKER_03: 1:05:17

No wonder he hated you. I would have hated him too.

SPEAKER_02: 1:05:21

I feel like once you start talking sideways to me at all. Now it's no. No, there's nothing that's off good. I fight below the belt, too. Yeah, I got to.

SPEAKER_04: 1:05:30

And and and the wife looked like a like a shorter Sophie of the guy. I was in there. This is a perfect time for me to say this too. Because it's like, everybody, you know how you grew up, and everybody was like, treat people the way you want to be treated. That shit don't work with me. What do you mean? Because guess what? I will be an asshole to you because you can't take it. I can take it. I can deal with it. I can take it. I'll be addicted to you every day. Cause I don't fuck with you. But if you're trying to do that to me, I'm gonna be like, shit. You got it. Yo, hey, your Google work. Yo Google work. I'm on your phone, her phone, everybody phone. So whatever you telling me ain't gonna. So when I hear that, I'm like, it ain't it's not the same when you get to a certain point. When you get to a certain point in life, you're like, you can't piss me off. You can't. You can't, I don't care.

SPEAKER_02: 1:06:18

No matter what, I'm still him. You can't you can't tell me nothing. Like, you know how he said his his coach didn't want to see him shine? For my first whole arena season, I sent tickets to my old DB coach from high school. Because he told me I'd never play after high school.

SPEAKER_04: 1:06:35

That's some fucking lit shit. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_02: 1:06:37

And then when I got my when I got my all league honors, I sent him a copy of it. Yeah. Sent him a copy of it.

SPEAKER_03: 1:06:46

I'm only I'm at your doorstep, baby. Yeah. So y'all taking receipts, holding accounts in your ledger and your like. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04: 1:06:54

So you know, like me, I go against the grain a lot. That's why I'm doing the shit that I'm doing, right? So it's like, where everybody's like, like you said, treat people the way you want to be treated.

SPEAKER_03: 1:07:03

No, you said that.

SPEAKER_04: 1:07:05

But I agree with that. I'm saying, no, no, no. I'm saying I don't agree with that because if I do some shit, I know I can receive it differently than you, right? Now, when it comes to that, it's like, okay.

SPEAKER_03: 1:07:14

I got pretty thick skin.

SPEAKER_04: 1:07:15

Like, I no, I hold grudges. Oh, yeah. I hold grudges because I know how to deal with grudges. You feel me? My grudge, me holding a grudge is me going to the gym and being on every TV screen. So even if, okay, damn, this girl says she wanna fuck me over. Guess what? While you with your man's, guess who you're gonna see on television? That part! Me, that's why I hold grudges.

SPEAKER_03: 1:07:36

Is that relationship grudges?

SPEAKER_04: 1:07:38

No, just also life life, bro. Life it's like that that's the chip on your shoulder. It's like, okay, damn, I want to fuck with you, or I wanted to do this and this and this. But okay, you want to go a different way. Guess what, bitch? I'm gonna be on every billboard, I'm gonna be on every sign, I'm gonna be on your radio station, I'm gonna be on your podcast, I'm gonna be on all this. Because guess what? You can't get it's some Drake shit. It's literally Drake shit. This motherfucker will make songs about bitches he fucked with and make millions of dollars. Have you guys ever seen that?

SPEAKER_03: 1:08:08

Have you ever seen that Drake reel where uh it's a him dissing because some chick moved a hat? Hey, is anybody using this chair? Put the hat on the table. Come on, bro! Yeah, my hat was using that chair type shit.

SPEAKER_04: 1:08:24

But but for competitors, it's it's just like the Jordan shit, bro. It's like you have to find something to get you going.

SPEAKER_03: 1:08:31

That's all he had to say. You have to find something.

SPEAKER_04: 1:08:33

Oh, damn, bro. You got different color shoelaces than what I like. All right, I'm about to give your ass 40.

SPEAKER_03: 1:08:38

But but I like who like for just off of that. Well, it was like 48 ain't 23, Mike.

SPEAKER_02: 1:08:44

45 ain't 23.

SPEAKER_03: 1:08:45

Yeah, 45 ain't 23.

SPEAKER_02: 1:08:47

Mike dropped 50 on that motherfucker. He dropped 45 on him because he missed on it. No, no, he missed the sprinkle on purpose. So the final score is so he dropped 45 on him.

SPEAKER_03: 1:08:58

Yeah, like you feel me. That's so petty.

SPEAKER_04: 1:09:00

Like, bro, so and you gotta think for competitors like me and him, it's like, yeah, and I don't know. I'm sure you play you play sports too, right? Probably, yeah. Yeah, you feel me? Like, for competitors, it's like those little things, like they don't just stop when you stop playing a sports.

SPEAKER_02: 1:09:14

Man, what?

SPEAKER_04: 1:09:14

I still think like that shit is in line, and that's why athletes and you know what I'm saying, entertainers or people that have came out of that's why they're the best at what they do. Even if you go into sales, it's like, all right, damn, this motherfucker got a better suit on than me. I gotta beat him. I gotta fucking beat him.

SPEAKER_03: 1:09:30

See, I'm I'm you feel me. Like, it's a little bit more. I'm a little bit different on that though, because I ain't trying to beat anybody. I'm trying to be myself every day. That's really what it is. And I'm and I think to myself, what a wonderful world. No, I'm just fucking with that. But like, from no, no, but but what I'm saying, what I'm saying is, bro, like anybody can say anything to me. I have no uh like no reaction because at the end of the day, whoever says it to me, I'm gonna go home, I'm gonna go to sleep, and I ain't gonna even Can I tell you what that is? I ain't even gonna think about what you said. Can I tell you what that is?

SPEAKER_04: 1:10:08

I'm just gonna go keep doing me. Can I tell you what that is though? Oh, okay. That means you solidify. Yeah, you feel me? Yeah, 100%. So the thing is, hey, you see that name up there? You feel me? That's my name. But to that point too, to kind of combat that is like, I know I'm solidified, but at the end of the day, I gotta I have to figure out how to keep like if I can sit back and be like, all right, damn, Dor, you play professional baseball, you've been on a couple TV shows, like I'm chilling. You deal with my body. But why, but why can't I why can't I figure out that damn, he got a shirt that say nope on it, and that make me want to make him wear a shirt that say yeah on it. Yeah. You see what I'm saying? It's just like little shirt like a package. It's it's little shit like that that makes you. I don't have to go work out every day, but guess what? I go on Instagram, I'm like, damn, this fine ass girl dating a fat ass motherfucker. I'm gonna go work out to show her that she can get a fine ass dude that actually treated right. It's little shit like that that makes me crazy.

SPEAKER_03: 1:11:05

Or you can ask the question why that fat ass motherfucker is dating that hot ass bitch.

SPEAKER_04: 1:11:11

But see, I but I can't control that.

SPEAKER_03: 1:11:13

I can control what I do, yeah, yeah. But but that's why, that's why um um just focusing, hyper focusing on other people's shit, on other people's shit is horrible for your own personal world. If you don't give a fuck about anything, what anybody says to you, bro, you will live a life of nothing but bliss, man. Yeah, and I learned that I I learned that I learned that like five years ago. I did it though. I learned that five years ago. I was like trying to think, oh my god, I said this, I said that to this person and that person, and I'm losing sleep. And then all of a sudden I realized I was like, why do I give a fuck? Fuck do I give a shit what that person thinks or this person, bro? Just live life the way you want to.

SPEAKER_02: 1:11:59

But I know for me it's different because like I I competed almost everything. No one's me too, like bro, like bro, I can't help it. Like it's little shit, like, bro. Like, I ain't gonna hold you like at work. I pride myself, I gotta be the best.

SPEAKER_04: 1:12:12

You could be the best. But I'm saying, like, but like, like, but I think to not to cut both of y'all off, but I think y'all. But you did. Y'all are but both, but what y'all are both saying is the same thing. Like, you like, you thrive off of not giving a fuck and going off of that. He thrives off of giving a fuck and still give like you're gonna be at your best and not giving a fuck.

SPEAKER_03: 1:12:32

Yes.

SPEAKER_04: 1:12:33

He's gonna be at his best as like, like for me, like let's just put me in it. Me coming on a podcast is like, I gotta make this shit the best podcast for him. Facts. Because I'm a competitor. You feel me? But not because I don't give a fuck, it's like I owe that to y'all. Yeah, like yeah, yeah, yeah. But y'all, but at the end of the day, if we in retrospect, I don't owe y'all shit. Facts, yeah. Facts.

SPEAKER_03: 1:12:56

But but also at the end of the day, you can make it the best podcast by being your best self.

SPEAKER_04: 1:13:00

You feel me?

SPEAKER_03: 1:13:01

But see, I'm such a competitor. Ultimately, you have to compete against yourself.

SPEAKER_02: 1:13:04

But I'm such a competitor. When we ask, if you go back, roll it back, hit the little rewind button, go back to the very beginning. You know what I'm saying? Where I said, I asked what position he played in football. He said, Wide receiver.

SPEAKER_04: 1:13:16

I said, fuck you. Facts. The DB in me naturally, yo, fuck you, son. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like immediate. Like, I can't help that.

SPEAKER_02: 1:13:24

That's just a natural, like, but that's how it's supposed to be. You know what I'm saying? Like, Tim's, Tims, when he came on, that was my very same energy with him the first time I met him.

SPEAKER_03: 1:13:31

Yo, when I played center, center defense, I I dealt with a lot of forwards and I dealt with a lot of midfielders. I don't know if you guys know. So I get that. I know that much. Never once did I think, damn, this person coming at me is any position. All I saw was a target. The ball, get it out of the box, because I gotta take care of my man the goalie. See, and let me tell you what. That's cool as fuck, though. We won. We won the track.

SPEAKER_04: 1:13:58

That's cool as fuck, though, too. Cause like when you say you was on defense playing no's, essentially, right? Well, center D. Center D. Okay. I was a receiver. He was a DB. Like, we all have different. You ain't gotta worry about him. But I'm saying we all have different. He's not worried about me. His job, he's we all have different perspective of how shit goes. Yeah. But it still works, is what I'm saying. Like, you gotta, like, I don't know what the fuck it is to line up in front of a fucking 300-pound man, but he also understands what it's down to line up against me. And I'm like, I got a different agenda than him. Yeah. Yeah. And that's how life goes.

SPEAKER_03: 1:14:30

And the agenda for a receiver is to get open. I don't give a fuck who's in front of you. The only obstacle in your way is the open space.

SPEAKER_02: 1:14:39

You know what the other obstacle is? The time. And we'll be right back for the next part of Imagine Trust. Like, comment, subscribe, mash the notification button. Follow our man's on Instagram, follow us on all socials. We'll be right back. All right, we're back. We're gonna last a little bit.

SPEAKER_03: 1:14:52

That helps for editing. Huh? That helps for editing. Oh, the clapping?

unknown: 1:14:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04: 1:14:56

Red egg. We like a good clap.

SPEAKER_03: 1:14:58

You know what I'm saying? Whoa, it depends on what kind of clap you're talking about.

SPEAKER_04: 1:15:03

I think they know what I'm talking about. Whoa, Paul. That's the clap, dog. I didn't vote out. Yeah, we weren't talking about it. They got tested on Love Island. Yeah, they did. We weren't, we didn't have none of that in the video. Not after Love Island.

SPEAKER_03: 1:15:20

Alright, so. Then it was Obamacare.

SPEAKER_02: 1:15:24

Hey, hey, hey, hey, you call it what you want. No? You're in the very Caucasian right now, is what you're doing.

SPEAKER_03: 1:15:29

Hey, let me tell you something, Mink. I got this white powder. Okay.

SPEAKER_02: 1:15:35

Allegedly got some white powder.

SPEAKER_03: 1:15:38

Oh, white powder, you know, it could be Tylenol. Alga Chelsea.

SPEAKER_02: 1:15:43

You have a friend of yours that does makeup, correct? That's what I mean.

SPEAKER_04: 1:15:45

Man, Brooke. Fucking gangster. So Halloween is coming up. We met, you know what I'm saying? We met very wholesome at a at a run club. Oh. Chilling. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03: 1:15:55

Oh, you run too?

SPEAKER_04: 1:15:56

Man, I'd be jamming a jam.

SPEAKER_03: 1:15:58

What's a run club? It's a bunch of people running. It's a clean phone. Let me plug my whole club. Oh, a bunch of people running? Let me plug my home. A whole bunch of dumb motherfuckers out here running.

SPEAKER_04: 1:16:08

So the cool part about this one is it's the run club for motherfuckers that don't run. My boy, DJ Lance and Mike Dixon go to that one. Facts. So the cool part about it is it's like, all right, you go, you on this mile and a half run. Shout out my boy LA. Um, you go on a mile and a half run, and then you can fucking drink. But they do them at different, they do it at Yard House, they do it, and they have vendors, so you can get alcohol afterwards. So it's like a social event. So me and Brooke met there. She was doing her thing. She told me she was a makeup artist. I'm like, all right, I need you to do some shit for me for Halloween because her shit is crazy. Crazy. I'm like, yo, I ain't never had nobody paint my face. But I need that. Pause. But I need that. I need that. So nah, Brooke, Brooke does her thing. She's big on TikTok, Instagram, all that. So we can we can plug her in like that. And who's Brooke? Exactly. Brooke's a good friend of mine. There it is. Good friend of mine. She's cool. You know what I'm saying? We be working together. We be working together. Speaking of the holidays, you know, it's spooky season. For sure. It's spooky season. You know what is the scariest message you done came across in your DMs? Yeah. See what I did there? Scariest message. Any blue checks? That I didn't think was gonna be in there.

SPEAKER_02: 1:17:33

Come on. You can name drop here. It's safe. This is a safe space.

SPEAKER_03: 1:17:43

I mean, in case Brooke is listening, you know, maybe not.

SPEAKER_04: 1:17:46

Unless she out here fucking painting faces, she might be paying attention. Um I'll just say it's a couple blue chakes in there. But the thing about it too is for me, it's like I don't really like that shit because it's like you already own.

SPEAKER_01: 1:17:58

Like, I could build off of you, but it's like I'm trying to build my shit.

SPEAKER_04: 1:18:01

Yeah. You feel me? But the wildest DM I've ever gotten is a girl asked me to piss on her. For how much? No, for funsies. For free. She just wanted to be pissed on. She just wanted to be pissed on her.

SPEAKER_03: 1:18:14

Oh no, that bitch had hidden cameras. She was trying to film some OF content.

SPEAKER_04: 1:18:19

Bro, it was like on some, like, and the thing is, as wild as the comment was, as wild as the DM was, she was cold. She wasn't bad. That's why even inner she sent me that shit and I was like, ruined it. No, no, no. She said it and I was like, Yeah, man. Are you serious? Like, is this like a thing? Like, I gotta figure this out. She was like, Yeah, like that's what I'm into. Blah blah blah.

SPEAKER_03: 1:18:42

Was it a blonde white chick?

SPEAKER_04: 1:18:43

It was not. It was a brunette chick. In my mind, it was a redhead.

SPEAKER_03: 1:18:48

Bro, in my mind it was a redhead.

SPEAKER_04: 1:18:52

But long story short, I didn't do it because I was like, you know. You get caught up. I'm still black at the end of the day. I can just be pissing on white girls.

SPEAKER_00: 1:19:00

That's not a good look for me. I don't know. That kind of sounds like a big thing. Sounds like a reparation.

SPEAKER_04: 1:19:07

That's a little fart. You didn't say that. R. Kelly's in jail right now for peeing on.

SPEAKER_03: 1:19:12

I'm learning. I'm pretty sure Dave Chappelle made a whole skit on it. About pissing on girls? I'm gonna piss on you. You got four years though? Trip, trip, trip. What? R. Kelly only got four years? Four, bro. No, no, did he? Did he only got four years? Did he got four years? No, no. We're talking about R. Kelly. R. Kelly. But you remember Dave Chappelle? He came out with that piss on you. I'm gonna piss on you. I'm just saying, bro.

SPEAKER_04: 1:19:34

He also came up with the with the five fingers say to the face. That was a couple of things. I was gonna five.

SPEAKER_03: 1:19:39

Nah, that was Rick James, bitch.

SPEAKER_04: 1:19:42

As Dave Chappelle. I was like, that was my I made it moment. I ain't gonna lie.

SPEAKER_00: 1:19:50

You know you made it.

SPEAKER_04: 1:19:54

Like, oh, I was hard on it. Actually, replies to the story. Piss on me, baby. P on me.

SPEAKER_03: 1:19:59

So did you reply to the DM?

SPEAKER_04: 1:20:01

I responded because I thought she was kidding. You thought it was a joke. I thought it was so wild that she had to be kidding. So other than the But I never I didn't piss on nobody. I didn't piss on nobody. I didn't R. Kelly nobody. Yeah. But no, that was the wildest one. I mean, can I ask you the same thing? Oh God, I know how scared you were. Yes. Terrified you were.

SPEAKER_03: 1:20:21

Max never fucking answered.

SPEAKER_02: 1:20:23

I never get put on the spot, man. But you you never answer it. I got asked by an old lineman.

SPEAKER_04: 1:20:34

We were talking about blockers earlier. Okay, you gotta specify.

SPEAKER_02: 1:20:38

That sounds like very much. Because you gotta question an old lineman in the media. So I had I I shot my shot at this girl in her DMs. Okay.

SPEAKER_04: 1:20:48

Her block or her her lead block jumped straight to my DMs. Immediately.

SPEAKER_03: 1:20:54

Is that who you were talking about being the old lineman? Yes. Oh, okay. For clarity. For clarity. It wasn't an actual guy. Man, okay. It's her lead block, her right guard was out there. Because then there's more questions that need to be asked. Nah, none of that.

SPEAKER_02: 1:21:09

But she said, hey, I need a baby by the end of the year.

SPEAKER_04: 1:21:14

What you got for me? Can I can I time in? Talk to me now. What the fuck? That got to do with me.

SPEAKER_03: 1:21:27

You feel me? Nothing. Nothing. Like the it no, and I was blowed because it was like, you could have told her, sign this prenup. No. Sign this waiver. That means I still have to go through it.

SPEAKER_04: 1:21:37

Maybe by the end of the year means she already planned this shit. Yeah. Whoa.

SPEAKER_03: 1:21:40

How did she look? Huh?

SPEAKER_04: 1:21:42

Was she Latina? She's a lineman. It doesn't matter. No. Okay, look. Can I give a little bit of validation on the linemans? I gotta give a shout out to the linemans, meaning the female line. No, don't give them a shout out. I'm gonna give him a shout out just because I can't say I hadn't clipped no linemans before. Everybody got one. But look, I will say this. You said your boy was the one clipping the lineman. Every man done been through one. Let me let me tell you, let me tell you why. Let me validate. Talk to me now. Okay, so I was a baseball player. I know that. So there's a thing in baseball called a slump buster. Facts. Go through a drive spell. So if I'm 0 for 10, four strikeouts, no RBIs, nothing, I'm finding the biggest shorty in the bar to get this voodoo off of me. Yeah. And guess what? I'm gonna probably go two for five the next day with a double and a single. And I'm chilling, scoring a run, all that. So shout out to the linemans out there. Y'all are doing great by us, and we appreciate the job. And y'all trying the hardest.

SPEAKER_03: 1:22:41

We appreciate and y'all trying the hardest.

SPEAKER_04: 1:22:43

And this is coming from a cute motherfucker, too.

SPEAKER_03: 1:22:45

Nah, there it is.

SPEAKER_02: 1:22:47

But I'm saying, like, I ain't gonna hold you. She genuinely was like dead. I thought it was a joke. So anyway, I thought it was a joke. I'm thinking this is this is a joke. Rinker. Rinker on a scale of 10. Four.

SPEAKER_03: 1:22:57

Oh well. What do you mean? Oh well. Slump buster. No. Slump buster. At that point, I'm desperate. I mean, if you said one or two, it wasn't even a slump, though.

SPEAKER_04: 1:23:08

Like, there was no slump to need the buster. He just wanted a buster. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_02: 1:23:13

Like, I was looking for her friend.

SPEAKER_04: 1:23:16

Okay. Yeah, I want to hear the story. Keep going.

SPEAKER_02: 1:23:18

So I was looking for her friend who was an easy eight or nine.

SPEAKER_04: 1:23:21

Fair.

SPEAKER_02: 1:23:21

You know what I'm saying? Like, it would be the equivalent of like if Adrian walks in the room and she got a big girlfriend. Adrian who? Adrian Pernel.

SPEAKER_04: 1:23:30

Oh. The one we had on the show. Former guest. Former guest, Adrian Pennell. Shout out to Adrian Pernel. I don't know who you are, but it sounds like you found a shit.

SPEAKER_03: 1:23:37

I'm gonna start a riot.

SPEAKER_04: 1:23:38

I'm gonna start a riot three on Instagram. Yeah, on Instagram, yeah.

SPEAKER_02: 1:23:41

So I literally, it'd be like her and her big girlfriend. I shot my shot at what would have been like the Adrian per se. And the big girl now jumps in my DMs. Talking about she wants a baby.

SPEAKER_03: 1:23:55

I get a friend a baby. I mean, I I feel like all she was saying is, I want to get fucked. No, she wants a baby.

SPEAKER_04: 1:24:01

Nah, she wanted a little bit.

SPEAKER_03: 1:24:03

No, you you wrap it up. You don't come into the DMs saying I want a baby. Especially my DMs, don't do that. You don't do that.

SPEAKER_02: 1:24:11

Look, I looked at that, said, What?

SPEAKER_03: 1:24:14

You wait, you second guessed it.

SPEAKER_02: 1:24:16

Yes, got it.

SPEAKER_03: 1:24:17

So you thought about it.

SPEAKER_02: 1:24:18

No, I thought it was a joke. I'm like, because it was in a request, it was in a request joint.

SPEAKER_04: 1:24:22

For sure. So I said, huh? You really gotta file through them shit. Yeah, you got to. So many of them bitches.

SPEAKER_03: 1:24:28

Can we pull up her profile?

SPEAKER_04: 1:24:29

I refuse to do that to that poor girl. She's a four, gang. Yeah, I'm not putting that. You want your camera lens to be all right? We're not doing it. We trying to bust the camera lens again. Like, it was just one of those. That's wild. Bro, a baby? A baby is a wild statement. I do want kids, though. I will say that, but I'm not giving it something.

SPEAKER_02: 1:24:52

But I would expect that if they ask you, six foot athletic dude, that makes sense. The five, nine guy. Damn, he took three inches off you. Six foot three, my ball.

SPEAKER_04: 1:24:59

My ball, bitch. I'm not giving, I'm not giving no four nothing. Nothing. But I will say this. If I got a four, then I got a six. That's a ten. No, no. That's a 10. That's a 10.

SPEAKER_03: 1:25:13

That is not. That's how math works. I don't give a fuck. What y'all talking about? That's not how bitch math works. It does. I don't care how it works.

SPEAKER_04: 1:25:20

So what you're saying is you would fuck a six and a four at the same time. Thousand percent, because I got ten on my books. Add them up. Come on now. Add them up.

SPEAKER_03: 1:25:29

I understand how math is.

SPEAKER_04: 1:25:30

And like my boy said earlier, they're gonna perform way better than the best bitch. Effort level is gonna be unsincere. They're gonna do some shit to me that I've never had happen before. And I'm gonna be like, listen, I'm probably never gonna talk to y'all kids. But this is a great experience for all of us.

SPEAKER_03: 1:25:46

What if it's so good you decide to marry both of them? Sister wife.

SPEAKER_02: 1:25:50

We can't marry a four and a six.

SPEAKER_03: 1:25:52

Well, you can't say that unless you've been with a six and a four at the time.

SPEAKER_04: 1:25:55

I would debate it. I would debate it. You and sister wifey? I would marry a four and six. You you would give you seen in public with a four and a six? Nah, that's a ten, Max.

SPEAKER_02: 1:26:04

No, I'm not getting seen with a four and a six.

SPEAKER_04: 1:26:06

Listen, four and a six, okay. What if you got if you got the four over here?

SPEAKER_01: 1:26:11

She wants to clean the house every day.

SPEAKER_04: 1:26:13

But you had to be seen, sir. And she wants to clean the status. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02: 1:26:17

And you are heading to the movie direction. Yeah. You walk in a red cart with a four and a six? He didn't say marry him. You said marry both up. Sister wise. I'll tell you this.

SPEAKER_04: 1:26:26

I'll tell you this. You said marry. I'll tell you this from my perspective. Talk to me now. I'll tell you this from my perspective. If I'm talking to a four and a six, if we being realistic, those four and a sixes don't want to go to the shit that I'm going to. Because they understand tens and twelves are going to be there. See what I'm saying? So they don't want to feel inadequate. Alright? That's right. You do a white woman. So it's different. They're going to say, okay, hey, I gotta go to this movie career. Oh, who's gonna be there? Fucking Scarlett Johansson. She might be like that. I'm gonna just stay at Stephen. Haley Steinfield.

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I'ma just stay at the house. See, see, you date white women, so that's why it's okay for you.

SPEAKER_04: 1:27:06

I date toxic Latinas, they there. Yeah, they're gonna go there. They're pulling up. They're putting on heels to go to the gas station. You don't understand what I'm saying. You feel me? Like that.

SPEAKER_02: 1:27:15

I'm not going nowhere fun without them. Yeah, nah. You know what I mean? So we live different lives, my brother. But as we were talking about the movies co stars, give me your top five ideal female co-stars.

SPEAKER_04: 1:27:28

Co-stars. Megan Fox, top of the list. You got much when you're right. I agree. Megan Fox, top of the list. Talk to me now.

SPEAKER_03: 1:27:33

I agree with that.

SPEAKER_04: 1:27:34

Sydney Swinney, she got some big ass titties. Respectfully.

SPEAKER_03: 1:27:36

Yep. And she's white. Both of them are white.

SPEAKER_04: 1:27:39

All of his picks are gonna be white. Moving on.

SPEAKER_03: 1:27:40

No, no, no. You gotta throw mixed race. No. No. I got you. I can do that. Who you got? I can do that.

SPEAKER_04: 1:27:46

Mix race. Who? It's gonna take me a little while, but I'm gonna give you one. Um Sophia Vegara. Ah! Man. Yes! Manis Manished. Me and Dad. Bro, and Soul Play?

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Yes, sir!

SPEAKER_04: 1:28:03

What? Today. Sophia, if you hear this, I'm still available. I know you say you don't want to date no famous men. D Less. D Less celebrity, right here. I'll take it.

SPEAKER_03: 1:28:13

And you know she's divorced, right? Bro. She don't want to date no more famous men. Yeah, well, she's also like 55. Oh no, I'm good with that.

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I'm good with that.

SPEAKER_04: 1:28:24

I'm rolling. And three, right? And Jay. I gotta give you a mix race. I gotta give you Millen. I gotta give you. So you got your three. So let's go.

SPEAKER_03: 1:28:32

Two more. Two more.

SPEAKER_04: 1:28:33

Two more. Um she not really a celebrity. Who you got? I mean, she is kinda. Who? She I forgot her name, bro.

SPEAKER_03: 1:28:44

I'm so like an owl over here.

SPEAKER_04: 1:28:46

Who? Who? Who? She uh she fucked. No, that's the wrong name. I was about to say the wrong name. I don't know, bro. Fuck. Um give me, give me two of yours. I got my three. Give me two. Mine are all spanish. That's fine. We can we can take it. I'm gonna give you, I mean, give me time to think. Give me Selma Hayek. It's happening.

SPEAKER_03: 1:29:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02: 1:29:08

Even at even in her 50s, 60s, whatever the fuck she's in. And then I'm not gonna lie, what did we say the girl's name was? From um Black Widow. She played Scarlet Trahan's sister. Florence Pew.

SPEAKER_04: 1:29:20

That girl. That girl. I need that.

SPEAKER_03: 1:29:22

Yo, Lena Bullock. Oh, I need that.

SPEAKER_04: 1:29:24

What's the shorty name?

SPEAKER_03: 1:29:26

I just said it.

SPEAKER_04: 1:29:27

She she played Barbie, bruh. Oh Robbie. Margot. Margot Robbie. Yeah. Need that. I knew she liked black dudes when she was in Hitch. Will Smith. No, not Hitch.

SPEAKER_03: 1:29:40

No, she was like Focus. Focus. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_04: 1:29:43

That's fucked up on my part. Focus.

SPEAKER_03: 1:29:45

No, no. Even the one in Hitch, dog. Evan or Eva Mendez? No, it wasn't Eva Mendes. Eva Mendez goes to the idea.

SPEAKER_02: 1:29:52

No, no, no, no. Go ahead. No, no. Which one I bet on this?

SPEAKER_03: 1:29:54

Bro.

SPEAKER_02: 1:29:55

Which one I bet? I got one more. I gotta find a mix phrase, though. I'm gonna tell you, I'm telling you. Eva Mendez.

SPEAKER_04: 1:30:00

It must be. I gotta find a mix race. You think I don't know my Spanish woman? You think I'm not a professional?

SPEAKER_03: 1:30:06

I mean, you only pick two. Who? It wasn't Eva.

SPEAKER_02: 1:30:11

No, it is Eva Mendes. Is it?

SPEAKER_03: 1:30:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02: 1:30:14

Eva Mendes.

SPEAKER_03: 1:30:14

Is Holly Berry a mix race? No.

SPEAKER_02: 1:30:16

No, but Halle Berry will go. Halleberry will go.

SPEAKER_04: 1:30:19

That's my last one. I'm not gonna lie to you. Halle Berry Catwoman sold me. No, that wasn't what sold me. Monsters Ball sold me. That's fair. Monsters Ball sold me.

SPEAKER_03: 1:30:28

I've never seen that movie.

SPEAKER_02: 1:30:29

What? Monsters Downside, she's fucking uh Catwoman Soldier. She's fucking Billy Bob Thornton. Downside?

SPEAKER_03: 1:30:35

I haven't seen Downside either.

SPEAKER_02: 1:30:37

Yeah, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_04: 1:30:38

The downside of that movie is that she's fucking Billy Bob Thornton.

SPEAKER_03: 1:30:41

What was the name of the movie?

SPEAKER_04: 1:30:42

Billy Bob Thornton. Low key be getting some ass. He does. I'm not gonna lie to you. His little country ass. He had he had Halliberry, Angela Jolie in their prime. So you no no no. You only had two.

SPEAKER_03: 1:30:54

Yeah, he was prime.

SPEAKER_04: 1:30:56

But listen, he had Angelina Jolie on a club. Yeah, no, he was fucking Angela. But I'm saying Max. No, he wasn't just fucking Angelina. He was dishonest. He did some shit to where if you watch the interview, like if any girl looks at me like Angelina looked at this motherfucker, I'm sold for life. Bro, it was insane, gang. I was like, what the fuck? Like, like you know what he said. He said they had fucked in the car before. Like before they got before they got out there. They were like at the Emmys or some shit.

SPEAKER_03: 1:31:26

Yeah, they were walking a red carpet. And this bitch was like 30 years younger. Bro. Yeah. But but that and then Brad was like, yeah, I guess I'll take his whoa. Oh, hey. Great actor. Great actor.

SPEAKER_04: 1:31:41

Great actor. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03: 1:31:43

So you only gave two. So we got his five. You only gave two. He asked for two to defend the two.

SPEAKER_04: 1:31:49

Yeah, two to kickstarter his.

SPEAKER_03: 1:31:50

But we can do three more for you if you got to that.

SPEAKER_02: 1:31:52

Oh, I got time. That's easy. Give me. Yeah, apparently. I got time. I'm here. Give me, give me Eva Mendez, because we just talked about her. Alright, that's two. Give me. You got Selma and Eva. Selma, Eva. Give me Sophia Fergard. That's happening. Come on. Both lists. Mandatory. I'm gonna, I'm gonna take Margot Robbie. She is. But I don't want Barbie Margot Robbie. I want Wolf of Wall Street. Nope. I don't want that one either. I want Harley Quinn Margot Robbie. That's fair. I like him a little bit.

SPEAKER_04: 1:32:23

I want Barbie Margot Robbie. Because hey, guess what? Reparations. I need that. I need to fuck the I need to fuck the Barbie, baby. I need to do that. And then I'm give me Scarjo on the back end. I need that. Scarla Johansson? I need that. It's just her intensity. That might be what it is. It might be what it is. I need that. She'd be on her show.

SPEAKER_03: 1:32:41

Back when back, and you have you guys ever watched the movie Lucy? Yes. Yes. She was the baddest back then. The baddest, bro. Nah. But once all the Avengers started happening, she got you could tell she got older.

SPEAKER_04: 1:32:55

Yeah, yeah, because she well, she got Lucy.

SPEAKER_03: 1:32:57

Lucy was 15 years prior to the event. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_04: 1:33:00

And she got funneled out too because she wasn't in Maine no more. Yeah. You gotta think you you would everything she was. You would uh Vin Diesel, you would fucking Paul Walker at the time, you would Tyrese. Like she was just like an extra at that point. Yeah, she was bad as swap. She dated people. But watch this, watch this. The girl that was Captain America stole the show from Margaret, uh, from Scarlett Johansson, yeah.

SPEAKER_03: 1:33:25

She was bad as fuck. Annie Carter, uh I don't know. I don't know her name. No, no, no. I don't know her a real name. I know who you're talking about. Yeah. And she was in the James Bond last year. Yeah, come on, bruh.

SPEAKER_02: 1:33:36

And she wasn't even she wasn't even like that, but she just Oh no, the the Mission Impossible last year. Mission Impossible last year. Now getting into acting. Okay. Who would you most want to be like on screen? Like with a versatility wise. Do you want to be like a Denzel where you can kind of be all over the place?

SPEAKER_03: 1:33:56

You already called it. You said Michael B, right?

SPEAKER_02: 1:33:58

That can't be his total goal for acting. Because Michael B is very Creed one, two, three.

SPEAKER_04: 1:34:03

That's cool, but if you look at it, I feel like Michael Black Panther, Michael B is now getting versatile. Yeah, now he is. Now he's getting versatile.

SPEAKER_02: 1:34:10

Because he got to. But he has to now. But in the beginning, he's playing playing very typical black male roles.

SPEAKER_03: 1:34:16

Yeah, for sure.

SPEAKER_02: 1:34:16

You see what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_03: 1:34:17

Like Fantastic Four?

SPEAKER_02: 1:34:19

He wasn't in that. Yeah, he was. He was in one rendition.

SPEAKER_03: 1:34:22

Yeah, he was.

SPEAKER_02: 1:34:22

But but you look at it, he played a thug in that one movie where he gets shot. He plays Creed. One, two, and three. One, two, and three. And then you're playing Black Panther. All right. Killmonger. Okay, but I'm saying Black Panther. But there's nothing that has to be. And then Sinners.

SPEAKER_04: 1:34:38

Sinners was his. Sinners is his. And you know he directed.

SPEAKER_03: 1:34:42

He directed Sinners. He directed Creed one, two, and three. Bro, this guy just blowing it up.

SPEAKER_04: 1:34:49

That's cool. But would you say he's a better actor than Denzel? No. Come on now. Come on now. But I'm saying, like, come on now. To that effect, who would you want to say that?

SPEAKER_02: 1:35:00

Whose career arc would you like the most mimic?

SPEAKER_04: 1:35:02

I would probably Denzel. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01: 1:35:07

I would like to mimic Denzel just because of how dedicated he is to the art form.

SPEAKER_04: 1:35:13

Yeah, absolutely. He can do so much, bruh. Like watching certain like training day to then go into like Equalizer. Like he can do so much. Like Michael B, big fan of Michael B. Um inspired to be Michael B too. Like it's just like it's certain things. Like I can relate more to Michael B because that's that's a that's a closer target.

SPEAKER_02: 1:35:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04: 1:35:37

It's a closer target. It's like all right. Because of it. I could be Cree. No, no, no. Just because of the roles he plays, I can be Cree. I could play in centers. Like I could do that. The roles are more real. But like, like you got Denzel playing fucking, like I said, training day. Then you got him doing the gladiator shit.

SPEAKER_03: 1:35:52

And that and then even playing real acting guy. Do you know who Denzel's kid is? Who?

SPEAKER_02: 1:36:03

I don't even know who this motherfucker is. I was waiting for you to say, bro, he was intended.

SPEAKER_04: 1:36:09

But the fact that you could pull shit up this whole time, I didn't know. It's crazy.

SPEAKER_02: 1:36:13

Hey, look, ready? The whole time you pulled all that up, I ain't recognized it from none of them movies.

SPEAKER_04: 1:36:19

I mean, nobody recognizes you from the logo, dog. That's cool, but it looks something like me. That shit kind of crazy, though. I fought with that. I ain't got a logo. I need a logo. See? He got some shit better than me. But nah, Denzel, uh, I feel like he's the him and Samuel Jackson is like the the OGs. The OGs of like what you want to shoot for. So now. Oh, go ahead.

SPEAKER_03: 1:36:39

Go. No, no.

SPEAKER_04: 1:36:40

I was gonna say Dwayne Johnson. Okay. But I can't, I can't physically put myself in that position. Yeah. He he's like he got fame off of being big as fuck. Yeah, absolutely. He's not a he's not he's not the best actor, but he's just big as fuck.

SPEAKER_03: 1:36:53

No, he got he got big off of WWE SmackDown.

SPEAKER_02: 1:36:57

It's the people's elbow. But I'm saying the the role type he gets, he's the big guy in roles. You know what I'm saying? Like when he tried to slim down and do uh uh what's it called? Game plan, where he played a uh quarterback. Not his best word. That motherfucker was big back then. Bro, he wasn't gang twice.

SPEAKER_04: 1:37:15

Listen, gang, listen, gang. This motherfucker played the two fairy. Yeah, he regrets that.

SPEAKER_03: 1:37:19

That is true. He regrets that the check probably was amazing, but this motherfucker played, but he also played right along. He also didn't. He did not play right along. Yeah, he did. Not not right along. Uh the one with uh the uh stifler, the one with stiffler. It was like it was like confidential justice, it was like them on the 100% certain oh I'm a hundred percent certain, bro. Something down.

SPEAKER_04: 1:37:45

It wasn't right along for sure. No, it's not right along. It wasn't right along, but it's something down it was like quite shit. No, it's something down. Um you can pull it up. Type in type in Dwayne Johnson movies. No, Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart. No, he's not in it. That's it. Central intelligence. That's what I'm talking about.

SPEAKER_02: 1:38:02

That's not the one I was talking about. Keep scrolling, keep scrolling, it's further down. Rundown. That's the one you're looking at. Rundown. Rundown. I told you something down with uh with stifler.

SPEAKER_03: 1:38:11

Yeah. Yeah, with stifler. With stifler.

SPEAKER_04: 1:38:14

I'm with you. Stiffler. Not stifler being fucking uh what's the my boy? Um the shit, the main shit now. Um there's a TV series. What, America Pasha? No. Stifler is fucking um Rent type in Stifler movies or series. Watch this, look. He's he's like the redner or some shit. Oh, the the new shit he's in.

SPEAKER_02: 1:38:37

Yeah, that's that's he's in. No, wait, it's a TV show that he's in. It's a TV show. Yeah, this is movie shows. No, go to TV shows. No, this is what he's been in.

SPEAKER_04: 1:38:46

No, bro, go to TV show.

SPEAKER_03: 1:38:47

No, it's a combination.

SPEAKER_04: 1:38:48

He's big as fuck. It's a current show now. Go up, scroll up. We got 12 seconds. Go up, type in Sean Williams Scott.

SPEAKER_03: 1:38:57

Let's go 2025.

SPEAKER_04: 1:38:59

Yes. He's the he's the redeemer.

SPEAKER_03: 1:39:01

Shifting gears.

SPEAKER_04: 1:39:03

No, bruh.

SPEAKER_03: 1:39:05

Or bad man, bad man.

SPEAKER_04: 1:39:07

No, bruh. It's put in uh I shade. What's it called? I'm mad I can't say it's a shit. It must be shifting gears. It starts with an R. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's it. That's it. That's what I've seen shit in Games. No, bruh. It's some other shit. Go. He's biggest fucking in. Alright, well, we're gonna figure out. We'll come right back. We'll figure this shit out.

SPEAKER_02: 1:39:29

Like, comment, subscribe, mash notification button. Because your time went off. Yeah, that's fine. And we're back with another slot segment of Im Max We Trust.

SPEAKER_04: 1:39:38

We were talking about scares. Scares. Yeah, scares. It's spooky right now. It's spooky season, so you know what I mean. So let's talk about it. What happened to your scare, my brethren? Man, um shit.

SPEAKER_03: 1:39:50

I was she told you she was pregnant.

SPEAKER_04: 1:39:53

Oh. Well, see, that ain't really a scare for me. Because like the only girls that I'm like really fucking is like girls that I would be okay with having sex.

SPEAKER_03: 1:40:02

So you're having sex with multiple women.

SPEAKER_02: 1:40:06

First off, black men don't cheat, so no. Moving on. Exactly. There you go.

SPEAKER_04: 1:40:12

That's all right. I got my fellow counterpart. We got a Cuban over here fucking talking shit. Trying to get us caught up. Trying to get me caught up. But no. I guess my my my like pregnancy scares ain't they're not scary for me because it's like, all right, if we get me.

SPEAKER_03: 1:40:27

What are you talking about? It's called pregnant.

SPEAKER_04: 1:40:29

But I'm saying, like, like STD scares, yeah. I've had one where it was like, oh shit, like, why the fuck is this happening? Yeah. How did this happen to me? How did this happen? And I go to I go to the doctor, and he's like, this was why I was playing baseball, like way back. So for anybody that wanna know, this is way back. But um, go there, get my tossed resum. But at the same time, it was like, I didn't know what you had to go through to get tested. Bro, you gotta have symptoms, you gotta damn near be on your deathbed, you gotta have reason. Yeah, like they're not just testing you for funsies, yeah. Like, why can't I just pull up and be like, yeah, bro, I've been having a lot of sex. Can you just uh check it? Check it, check my tools.

SPEAKER_03: 1:41:13

Anytime I got uh an STD check, it was just draw blood done.

SPEAKER_04: 1:41:18

No, no, mine was too, but that was my first one happening, and I was like, okay, like this is different. And then it would just turned out to be not literally nothing, but I was shitting myself.

SPEAKER_02: 1:41:30

So it was like the wait, the wait period where you need to find out whether you got something or not, that waiting period, terrifying heartbeat through your chest the whole time.

SPEAKER_04: 1:41:39

Then you get that clean result, whoo! Or you felt like you got drafted number one overall.

SPEAKER_02: 1:41:43

Thank you.

SPEAKER_04: 1:41:44

Jesus needed that one, needed that one, my guy. You know, and look, and I can speak for every man right now. I'm gonna look in this camera. Any man that's had that scare, whether it's pregnancy, STD, whatever, you've all prayed to God and said, if you get me through this, I'll never do it again. I'll never do it again.

SPEAKER_02: 1:42:04

Oh my mama, you did it again. I'll try to tell you. Like, I did mine wrong. I I bruh, I prayed to God one time so heavy.

SPEAKER_03: 1:42:15

I'll never have sex again. I swear. Never, bro.

SPEAKER_00: 1:42:17

But see, it wasn't even like I won't even look at a vagina.

SPEAKER_02: 1:42:20

It wasn't even on that type of time for me. It was just one of those like I had something in my I was in somebody's bedroom that I knew was out of my league. Yeah, Lord, please let me perform to the best of my abilities. Please, come on, please let me drop this triple double on her father.

SPEAKER_03: 1:42:35

Lord, please.

SPEAKER_02: 1:42:36

I can't be talked about in the streets.

SPEAKER_03: 1:42:38

So you so you know what you did? You didn't wear a condom.

SPEAKER_02: 1:42:41

Who didn't?

SPEAKER_04: 1:42:42

I definitely did. I was trying to make this last as long as humanly possible. I was strapped up trying to help. I needed help in that day. I had a girl tell me one time she was allergic to latex. I said, Yep, I'm gonna put that in my tool bag. Me too.

SPEAKER_00: 1:42:54

Me too.

SPEAKER_02: 1:42:55

Uh see, I was I was a professional at one point. After my first real heartbreak, I was a professional. You're allergic to latex? Cool. This is lamb skin. Next fuck is you talking about lamb skin is yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_03: 1:43:07

Yeah, yo, and if you are actually wearing lamb package, you bought the you bought the premium package.

SPEAKER_04: 1:43:11

I didn't. I definitely did. I paid for it. I was prepared. Me, I was just like, I'm gonna go with it. Me, I'm gonna take that and say I'm the same.

SPEAKER_03: 1:43:18

Now, see, me personally, did you actually use lamb skin? Sure the fuck did absolutely it's a trojan.

SPEAKER_04: 1:43:22

There's lamb skin condoms?

SPEAKER_02: 1:43:24

There's a trojan, yes. I've never heard of this. I promise you. If you Google it right now, Trojan. This is not a paid average time.

SPEAKER_04: 1:43:31

But if you got some lamb skin condoms for the boys, we can make it. We will have we will gladly apply. Sean's not got all of them are used at the best of their ability.

SPEAKER_03: 1:43:39

Yeah, no condoms for seven years. So not Sean, but both of us was like, we got you, my brother.

SPEAKER_02: 1:43:47

But like that's crazy because my my buddy we were talking about it. He was like, bro, there was a day I couldn't perform. So what do you mean? He's like, bro, I was there. Like whiskey diggers? Like, yeah, like he was like, bro, I was I was getting there. We are everything's a heat and movement. My tool just logged off. Yeah. Had that. You gotta be like, girl, you just not ready. You just not ready, you just not ready.

SPEAKER_04: 1:44:07

You gotta prologue.

SPEAKER_02: 1:44:09

Low key, low key, now you're down there eating coochies. Please, please, please, please, come back and you're holding for a prayer right now. What you got?

SPEAKER_03: 1:44:17

Yeah, right here. Say it here. Whiskey dick was only say it over here.

SPEAKER_02: 1:44:24

I've heard that whiskey dick only affects a certain demographic, and it's not black men. So this is new news to me.

SPEAKER_04: 1:44:32

First off, whiskey does not discriminate. Okay. Whiskey has no rules. No rules. I ain't gonna hold you. There was one day I remember. I might have had tequila dick. That might be fair.

SPEAKER_02: 1:44:43

Oh, it wasn't whiskey. I was definitely on tequila.

SPEAKER_04: 1:44:45

You feel me? It might be, I get what you're saying.

SPEAKER_02: 1:44:47

So that might be tequila. Tequila might be our cryptonite. Because I ain't gonna hold you. There was one girl that I'm I'm not gonna hold you. It was in my sights for like years. Who was it? Huh? Who was it? She's married. I can't say that.

SPEAKER_04: 1:45:02

But this is a wait, this is a great time for a plug because guess what? Tequila dick is not what we're drinking. We're drinking Tito's vodka. Yes! Tito's vodka. If you want to send us the cage, we got it. Caeless plug.

SPEAKER_02: 1:45:18

But I would I tell you, bro, I was I was so infatuated with this girl. I met her while I was working clubs, promoting clubs. For sure. And I was out in the streets all the time, right? And she was working at one of the clubs. She's a bartender. She threw that leg up. She didn't throw. No, no, no. She was always very much like the girl who was in a committed relationship. She was the bar, the untouchable bartender. 1v1. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Everybody knows the untouchable bartender. Yeah, for sure.

SPEAKER_03: 1:45:41

The one that flirts a little bit.

SPEAKER_02: 1:45:43

And she was Spanish, of course.

SPEAKER_03: 1:45:45

But let's be come on. So stop. You know my steel.

SPEAKER_02: 1:45:50

So, bro, I you're talking, this is almost a decade after meeting her. She got she said she was like separated from her husband. And every every dude knows there's a window.

SPEAKER_01: 1:46:03

That's what I guess.

SPEAKER_02: 1:46:03

There's a window. It's a tight pocket. It's a tight. It might be six days, six months, six years. You don't know how long until she either wants to go back, find something. It's a fragile moment.

SPEAKER_04: 1:46:14

It's a very fragile moment. In there. But she we we reconnected right in that pocket.

SPEAKER_02: 1:46:20

Jet stream. I needed that.

SPEAKER_03: 1:46:22

But but it went limp. Hey, hey, hey, look here. Look here. That's what you're saying. Look, bro, bro, when I tell you 10 years of I'm about to bust a nut. Bro, when I tell you. You got that thin nose patient. Bruh. And I'm you you can't even get it up, bro. I I wanna hear it.

SPEAKER_02: 1:46:40

I want to hear it. Well look, I end up, I end up doing it, but my thing was, bro, the nervousness in my system. I was so nervous about it. I'd have been knocking girls off my whole life. For sure. I've been funny forever.

SPEAKER_04: 1:46:54

We're not neutral.

SPEAKER_02: 1:46:55

I've been mildly attractive. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03: 1:46:57

Like, we'll be on the. I've been third round, real world almost maybe. You know what I'm saying? I look like this. He's six foot and pretty. He's a first-round draft pick.

SPEAKER_02: 1:47:06

I'm a solid third rounder. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00: 1:47:08

You're gonna have production though.

SPEAKER_02: 1:47:12

I'm gonna come when I get my minutes, I'm making the most of it. You know what I'm saying? Like, I ain't gonna drop no triple double, but I'm gonna give you like eight, seven, and six, you know what I mean? Productive minutes. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03: 1:47:24

Triple single.

SPEAKER_04: 1:47:25

You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_02: 1:47:26

Triple single.

SPEAKER_04: 1:47:27

Hey, look, look, hey, look, I might be six men coming off the bench. Facts. And I'm okay with that. That's what I got. I tell people all I tell girls all the time, I don't gotta be the only one you deal with. I just want to try to be your favorite. That's it. That's it. Competitor. Think about what I just said. I don't have to be the only one. I just want to be your favorite.

SPEAKER_03: 1:47:40

I don't know. It kind of sounds like you want other bitches or other men to fuck your bitch. No, no, no. Not my bitch. Yeah, not my bitch.

SPEAKER_04: 1:47:47

I'm just saying it sounds like ready. When you're single, girls are.

SPEAKER_03: 1:47:50

Yeah, I ain't gotta be the only one. Everybody else can fuck you. But as long as I do the best. That's literally what you're saying.

SPEAKER_04: 1:47:58

As long as I'm the best, I feel good. You know why? Yeah, but other dude turned in there. I'm not dating you, so I don't care. Because look, I didn't gotta deal with all the bullshit of like, uh damn, this is my shorty. Like, I gotta do all the my shorty shit. Nah, you know what? I gotta give up. Now I gotta listen to the shit. I don't give. I'm gonna go. What the fuck that got to do with me?

SPEAKER_03: 1:48:17

That's that's what the man is. But again, again, you know what? He said he wanted to have that segment, right? Yeah. What the fuck does that got to do with me? Okay, I'll give you examples for that. So we gotta ask some questions. You got that segment right now, then I'm ready.

SPEAKER_02: 1:48:31

I'm ready.

SPEAKER_03: 1:48:31

So but it feels like he's gotta be the one that holds shit.

SPEAKER_02: 1:48:34

Okay, I'm ready.

SPEAKER_03: 1:48:35

Come on, DeAndre. Okay, let's read it.

SPEAKER_04: 1:48:37

All right, let's talk about this. All right, boom. Okay, the the the elephant in the room is when a girl says, I got a boyfriend. What the fuck? That ain't got really shit to do with me. All right, all right. That's your boyfriend. At this point, like, why the fact that you had to tell me that, you've been talking to me too long. Yeah. The fuck was we? That ain't got shit to do with me. Bro, there's a there's a there's a so you know what I like to tell girls when they got a girl, uh, got a man? I'm gonna give y'all two pieces of game. I got two things that I say. Girl will be like, oh, I got a man. I'll be like, all right, cool. How many arms do you have? Oh, she'd be like, two. I'll be like, well, damn, how many feet do you have? She's like, two. I was like, damn, how many nostrils do you have? Like, damn. She's like, two. I'm like, that means God intended for you to have two things in life. Because guess what? It'd be tough as fuck to operate with one arm. You got one arm in life, that's tough. It's a bad balance. You got two arms for a reason. So maybe you should have two men's. That's why I'm here.

SPEAKER_03: 1:49:42

Come on, I like that. Hey, hey, you know where you left out? How many eyes you got?

SPEAKER_04: 1:49:46

How many? Come on, bro. How many ears you got?

SPEAKER_03: 1:49:49

You can say, whatever.

SPEAKER_04: 1:49:50

How many kneecaps you got? You got two, don't you? Ready? Why don't you? You got one man though. But let me go. You got one man.

SPEAKER_02: 1:49:56

I got one for that. I'll give you the one I use for years. Okay. Because I got a man. That's crazy. Happy. How long y'all been together? A few years. He ain't proposed to you yet? Huh. When you ready to have a husband, come talk to me.

SPEAKER_04: 1:50:08

Facts. Oh my mama. You trying to marry that bitch? I'm trying to make her think I ain't. Ready? Ready? Ready? Once I said that, she's now second guessing the boyfriend. For sure. For sure. I got another one. This is mine. Talk to him. This is another one. The girl will be like, I got a boyfriend. I'm like, alright, cool. What kind of car do you got? And they're like, what? I have a Toyota Corolla. They can say any car in the book. I'm like, oh, you got a Toyota Corolla? Alright, cool. Guess what? Did you test drive that car when you bought it? Or yeah. Yeah, I can. Alright, cool. So you got a Toyota at the house. Maybe you should test drive this Lamborghini. And see if you want to buy that bitch. See if you want to buy that motherfucker. Because it's right here in your face. Now, you can't go in the dealership unless you want to buy it, right? I feel like you can't. No, you can't. You got that now. I'm pumping her up. You got the credentials to be in a Lamborghini dealership, baby. You shouldn't be driving a Toyota. You should test drive this limbo. It's a lot of horses over here, baby. She's never looking at that man the same again. She's going home like, damn, this nigga's a Toyota. I think at the same time, you gotta ask what your credit score is. Facts. Well, I deal with a lot of white women. Their credit score is pretty good. White people start with a 60. So, Brooke. Brooke's sitting on 720.

SPEAKER_03: 1:51:32

Don't lie to us. Brooke's sitting on 724. 720, she's on 834.

SPEAKER_02: 1:51:37

How old are you? She's sitting on 720.

unknown: 1:51:40

No.

SPEAKER_03: 1:51:40

She's sitting on 720.

SPEAKER_02: 1:51:42

Before you're 30, that shit don't. How accurate are we?

SPEAKER_03: 1:51:45

Those are my lines, man. How accurate are we?

unknown: 1:51:47

Um, I'm a little below that.

SPEAKER_04: 1:51:49

7'10.

unknown: 1:51:50

I'm not even asked 700, okay? I'm like average.

SPEAKER_04: 1:51:53

Damn, well, you see, she's humble. See, your average white woman. Your average white credit score.

SPEAKER_03: 1:51:59

Take a black woman with the same age group, she's at 550. But bullshit, dog. When I married my wife, she had a 750. What kind of wife you got? Uh, from Tennessee, Clarksville. And she's white. She's white. Shut up. Hey, you know where I was at? I was at 550. And you're what? At uh Senate. What's your nationality? Oh, Cuban. Perfect.

SPEAKER_02: 1:52:21

Rolls right into what we talked about. But prove all of my point of view. Oh, yeah. So the minorities got lower credit scores. White people start with a 650.

SPEAKER_03: 1:52:28

Oh!

SPEAKER_04: 1:52:28

Had. But now you're better. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're a smart man. You're a smart man. Fixed all this.

SPEAKER_03: 1:52:33

Yeah, yeah. Get the white woman, get the higher credit score.

SPEAKER_04: 1:52:36

Maybe that's what I've been doing wrong all these years. Yeah. I might have been fucking. And clearly I haven't been bathed. I'm glad you brought this up.

SPEAKER_02: 1:52:43

Adrian Prinel shouted her. We were just talking about this outside. We were talking about it. Adrian Principal. Everybody brings it. Without a brand new fucking standard of bathing her man. I looked at every girl I've ever dated differently immediately.

SPEAKER_04: 1:52:56

Immediately. Was like, bro, I'm not even gonna lie to you, bro. When I seen this shit, I looked at myself. I said, damn, what the fuck I've been doing. I deserve it. Well, first of all, she wasn't a white woman, so she was like she was light-skinned, right? No, no, no. She's half-white. She is half-white. She's half-white. But just the fact that you are able to, I didn't even know that was possible.

SPEAKER_03: 1:53:19

Neither did I, bro. Neither did I.

SPEAKER_04: 1:53:22

I didn't know. Because the thing is, the world we live in is so saturated with shorties that it's like that take, take, take, take, take. You feel me? Like, hearing that is like a blank bruh. That's a breath of fresh air right there. Man.

SPEAKER_03: 1:53:34

I don't even know if that's real, dog. You feel me? I had to question it. Ready, ready? You know she's not lying. Yeah, I know. Cause off air, we asked her. We're like, yo, you serious? She's like, I ain't gonna hold you.

SPEAKER_02: 1:53:46

I ain't gonna hold you. I asked the man in question. Did you? I did. You you texted him? I ain't text him. And you were like, yo, Adrian said this. Is she real? Hey, look, I ain't had to text him. He came to my daughter's birthday party. Okay. So did Adrian. Shout out to Adrian for coming and make him out of it. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_03: 1:54:05

Did you ask him though?

SPEAKER_02: 1:54:07

Absolutely. What did he say? He said, absolutely, that was true. Holy fuck.

SPEAKER_03: 1:54:11

That's a very true statement. You feel me? Like, that's a real thing.

SPEAKER_04: 1:54:15

That's some gangster shit.

SPEAKER_03: 1:54:16

Jen, I'm gonna need my back washed. I'm gonna need my balls cleaned.

SPEAKER_02: 1:54:21

Like mandatory. That's a new thing. I think that should be a thing. Because I think that like in relationships now, like we said, women get so comfortable. Only if the man pays. But it's not about paying. Like, it's I think it is. I think the big thing about it, and Adrian has said it before, when you create a space for women to be in her feminine era, that's where you get that kind of treatment. So when as men, it gotta be something where we pull that up out of them where they can put the walls down and not have to be this master.

SPEAKER_04: 1:54:50

Can I combat that? Can I play devil's advocate? Come on with it now. I'm ready for it. Why the fuck you gotta put your walls down with me? I didn't do shit to you. Wait, wait, say that again? Why do you have to put your walls down with me because of something somebody else did you? I didn't do shit to you. Because guess what? The same way you came in, you the same way you can leave. Because she's since she got trauma from the last nigga? That ain't shit. What the fuck they gotta do with me? Thank you, there it is. You feel me? What the fuck they gotta do with me? Damn, this segment keeps going. You feel me? Because it's so real. And the thing is, too, like, I like to tell Shorty's that when I break shit down, I'm like, okay, girls have all women have grown up with, okay, we're gonna see Cinderella, we're gonna see fucking sleeping beauty, we're gonna see fucking Robot. Snow White, you're gonna see all the princesses, right? And they're like, oh, I want princess treatment. Do you know what Cinderella had to do to get that glass slipper? She had to clip the floor. That bitch was scrubbing floors and got picked on. Yeah. Y'all don't want to talk about that Cinderella part. Oh, that part. You don't want to talk about that. You just want the glass slipper. But before that, she was scrubbing floors, she was getting picked on, all that shit. She had to make her over dress out of her household. Come on, gang. But you want to be, you want, you want Princess Dream. Okay, let's talk about Rapunzel. Bitch was kidnapped.

SPEAKER_03: 1:56:00

Yeah. Put in top of the tower. She had to grow her hair out.

SPEAKER_04: 1:56:04

For a dude to come save her, gang. And had to but you're gonna say you don't need a man. Okay, stay in that fucking tower. See, but those, but them bitches, them bitches are the crazy ones. But that's what I'm saying. That's what girls got groomed to thinking is a fucking like recently though, bro.

SPEAKER_03: 1:56:18

But I tell you. Because it wasn't like that in the 90s, man. Nah, because they were not a bigger one. Or even in the 50s. Yo, the man would come home, take care of his wife, take care of his kids, protect and provide. And now recently, what we have is oh, you can do it yourself. I'm not saying women can't. All I'm saying is with a man's help, they can do better. Yeah. But also you're not. And the and the woman has to treat their man like a king. If he ain't the king of his motherfucking castle, you're gonna end up on the top of a motherfucking uh castle lith with your hair hanging out, waiting for somebody.

SPEAKER_04: 1:56:58

And I'm gonna let you speak too. I'll tell sure the thing is the reason I don't worry about that so much is because guess what? At the end of the day, women have a shot clock and we don't. Right? You see what I'm saying? That's that's where my trump card comes in.

SPEAKER_02: 1:57:10

Where it's like, oh, yeah, a biological clock. For sure.

SPEAKER_04: 1:57:13

Baby girl, I can be 54 and talk to the 20-year-old and be good. Because we don't get wet. And guess what? That ain't gonna fuck with my fucking having kids. They ain't gonna fuck with how I look, all that shit. Because guess what? The younger women always gonna want to do that's established at the end of the day. So if you want to wait and say, Oh, I don't want to fuck with none of these dudes right here, guess what? You're gonna be that 40-year-old woman that's trying to compete with the 20-year-old girls and you're never gonna win. You're never gonna win. You're not gonna win because guess what? Those 20-year-old dudes are gonna fuck you and then go back to their 20-year-old women. And those 50-year-old dudes are gonna be like, Why the fuck you 40 without no man? Boom! And I'm gonna go, guess what? I'm gonna go get me a 22-year-old that's a little bit naive, that's probably gonna listen a little bit more, and I'm gonna have a happy life. Why do you think motherfuckers do that? The girl's gonna be like, damn, you can be fine as well, but you're just gonna get fucked after a little while. Then you can't have kids? You're gonna be past 40, you can't have what the fuck can you do for me? Why do you think Leonardo? What can you do for me?

SPEAKER_03: 1:58:12

Why do you think Leonardo DiCaprio is still fucking bitches that are under 25 and he's damn near 60? First off, because he can't. But go ahead and tell him. No, no, no. That's a wild No no no. No, it's not a wild uh I get where you're going. I get where you're going with that. Name a movie star that's a woman that's dating a 25 years. Not even a movie star. You can name a woman's. No, but I'm using it at as a woman. As a woman's an extreme, though. No, it's not a big one. I got I got one for you.

SPEAKER_04: 1:58:40

I got one for you right now. No, you don't. Yeah, I do. That's what I gotta do. What we got? Probably one of the finest girls in the world. Summer hike. No, I got you. Please, God tell them if you like a movie girl. One of the finest girls in the world that can't keep a man. Who? Jennifer Lopez. Ooh, your favorite.

SPEAKER_02: 1:58:53

She's 60. But she can't keep a man.

SPEAKER_04: 1:58:56

She didn't her last year. Her last boyfriend was 28. She would be a man because she wants to be the man. Her last boyfriend. Exactly what.

SPEAKER_02: 1:59:02

You mean her last husband, Ben Affleck? No, her last boyfriend. Listen to what I said. Her last boyfriend, prior to Ben, was 28 and a dance choreographer.

SPEAKER_03: 1:59:11

First of all, she's an anomaly. She is a very attractive children. She'd never get a man in her life. She's a very attractive woman. But she would never get a she has collected more rings than Tom Brady. Yeah, she would never have a family. But see, for for a woman that's not a flex. She doesn't have a kid, actually. She don't.

SPEAKER_04: 1:59:28

Because nobody's gonna be stupid enough to nut in her. All right, look, you didn't date it. Aaron, you didn't date it. Arod. That's my type of A-rod got more money than anybody she talked to.

SPEAKER_03: 1:59:38

Yeah.

unknown: 1:59:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04: 1:59:39

But guess what? A Rod is too high profile for her. She wants to be the boss. And she does. If you want to be the boss, then you go after talk. Then you go after Ben Affleck. You get a simp that's a little bit lower grade than you. Yeah, but then he said, fuck you. Fuck you. So what you doing now? Now you Jennifer Lopez with no man and fucking a hundred years old. Cool.

SPEAKER_00: 1:59:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04: 2:00:00

If you wanna play that game, we can play that game. Because guess what? I can be Ben Athletic and still talk to Sydney Sweeney and nobody gonna say fucking shit.

SPEAKER_03: 2:00:09

Everything gonna be up. Always goes back to Sydney Sweeney. Yo, hey, them tips are undeniable. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04: 2:00:17

They're undeniable. But I'm just saying, that's very nice. That's what I think a lot of women, they're like, oh, I don't need a man. I'm like, actually, you do. Yeah. You do. For the things that you want, guess what? Another thing, another tidbit. Talk to them. Guess what? A woman doesn't ask you to marry her. No.

unknown: 2:00:33

No.

SPEAKER_04: 2:00:33

Who gotta get asked to get married? Bro, I have a phrase that I've lived by for my. So, ladies, I'm gonna get on my camera right now. So, ladies, all the girls that's saying I don't need a man and all this, you can't marry yourself. And I know your ego is low enough, you're never gonna ask the man to marry you. So if you don't act right, the guy's never gonna ask you to get married.

SPEAKER_03: 2:00:53

I mean, those are facts.

SPEAKER_04: 2:00:55

If you want to get married, you should probably listen. Nah, ready? Ready?

SPEAKER_02: 2:00:58

Or marry yourself. But there's a phrase, there's a phrase I heard many moons ago. Ready? Many moons. Many moons ago. Nope.

SPEAKER_03: 2:01:05

It's not gonna happen.

SPEAKER_02: 2:01:06

It's gonna happen. Watch this. Women sleep with who they want.

SPEAKER_04: 2:01:13

Men sleep with who they can. That's very valid. Ready? Men marry who they want. Women marry who they can. Oh.

SPEAKER_02: 2:01:24

Oh, damn.

SPEAKER_03: 2:01:25

Damn, dog.

SPEAKER_02: 2:01:26

I'm telling you, I'm gonna give you a nugget every episode now.

SPEAKER_03: 2:01:29

That's not a nugget. That's a motherfucking. That's a gem, dog. I'm telling you. I think you just cracked a rock and a Ruby showed up. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_04: 2:01:38

That's a million views off of that.

SPEAKER_02: 2:01:40

I'm telling you, because it's so true. You gotta think about it. The guy that most women will want is rarely the one they end up with long term.

SPEAKER_04: 2:01:48

Facts. Okay.

SPEAKER_02: 2:01:49

Very rarely. Their first, the the guy that their ideal dude is not the one they I'm not disagreeing. You know what I'm saying? Because like women have a women tend to have a checklist of shit they want in a husband, right? Facts. And then they try to take a guy and fit him into that box instead of dating him for who he is.

SPEAKER_03: 2:02:07

And if not, change him and change him to be to be whatever that is.

SPEAKER_02: 2:02:11

But instead of dating who you are, hating dating who the man is and going from there.

SPEAKER_04: 2:02:16

For sure.

SPEAKER_02: 2:02:17

Men will date you for who you are.

SPEAKER_04: 2:02:18

For sure.

SPEAKER_02: 2:02:19

And let it be what it's gonna be.

SPEAKER_04: 2:02:20

Like I mean, to keep it the the to simplify it too, I saw it a long time ago. It's like, all right, let's take Jay-Z and Beyonce, right? Talk to him. Oh god. Both high-profile people, right? Both rich. Both extremely rich. Billionaire. The difference between the relationship is if Jay-Z saw Beyonce at Burger King, he would talk to her. If Beyonce saw Jay-Z at Burger King, she would just miss out together altogether. See, I like that. That's how simple it is. Because at the end of the day, as a guy, we can see it and be like, all right, damn.

SPEAKER_03: 2:02:52

I want that.

SPEAKER_04: 2:02:53

I want her. I don't care if she ain't got shit to her. Boom, boom. I want her. Yeah. But the first thing that women look at is like, okay, Burger King. What can come on. Little shit like that. And that could be your fucking hunchman. That could be your man, but you dismissing him because guess what? It's a lot of things for a motherfucker that works at Burger King that you're not paying attention to. He got a job. First of all, he's committed because he's in this bitch. He don't give a fuck what people think because he's working here. And these are all the qualities that you dismiss because uh I want to do that's a rapper. So that rapper, he's gonna have millions of dollars, but he also gonna have millions of bitches. So let's play in that game. So maybe you should look at that dude that's at Burger King and Walmart and be like, damn, he actually might treat me right, actually might do the things. He's working hard for his cheese. You think he's just gonna spend it on you? Definitely me being a fucking separate rapper entertainer, I got money to buy. I got an expense for you. We're gonna take care of my bills. This for all my hoes. I got 100k from all my hoes for a year. All right, who wanna get in this Rolodex? All right, you wanna go to fucking fucking Dubai? All right, I got 50k for you. All right, you wanna go to Miami? I got 20k for you. But guess what? That dude that's working at fucking Burger King, McDonald's, all that, he can't do that. So that money that he collected, and he spent that$200 on dinner for you, that's bro. That's some different shit right now. That makes sense right there. You feel me? But girls don't look at that. They want the high profile motherfuck, and that's why they stay in the same circle. Not saying I'm not a high profile motherfucker, but it's just like you gotta look at it in a different perspective. And that's how we can end it.

SPEAKER_02: 2:04:33

That's how we ended it. Folks, change of perspective changes circumstance. If you change the circumstances, change your life. Till next time. This has been a master trust with my man DeAndre. Sean always behind the keys.

SPEAKER_04: 2:04:43

I think we need to part two, too. Oh, you trying to come back and do a different interview?

SPEAKER_02: 2:04:46

Yeah, different fit on, too. Different fit on, we'll do it again. Like, comment, subscribe, mass notification button. Till next time, we'll see you then. Love, brother. Always, bro. Oh, God. You know, door open for you, my brother.