Irratonal Fears

Welcome to French Fries and Thick Thighs, where chaos meets comedy and nothing is too weird to unpack. In today’s episode, we’re facing the monsters under our beds — and also the ones in our dishwashers, ceiling corners, and public washrooms. Yep, we’re talking irrational fears: the weird phobias, random things that freak us out, and everyday objects that live rent-free in our nightmares.

From the fear of mannequins blinking to the unshakable dread that a pigeon might fly directly into your face — this is a relatable rant compilation of irrational anxieties, funny fears, and those moments where your brain screams, “RUN!” even though you’re just in the shower and heard your shampoo bottle shift.

🕷️ Spiders? Terrifying.
🧟 Haunted microwaves? Obviously cursed.
🎭 Clowns? Don’t even get us started.
🧻 Fear of running out of toilet paper in a public stall? 100% valid.

We’re exposing our pet panic buttons, reliving our awkward fear-fueled stories, and bonding over the ridiculous stuff that low-key controls our lives.

Get ready to laugh, scream, and say “OMG I thought I was the only one!”
Because nothing brings people together like irrational panic over completely normal things.

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