Old Enough to Know Better
Wisdom earned. Sarcasm sharpened. And no topic too sacred.
From the front lines of disaster zones to the shadows of homeland security briefings, Old Enough to Know Better is not your average podcast. Hosted by longtime responder, threat analyst, author, and proud curmudgeon E.G. Weiss, this show dives headfirst into the world of emergency response, law enforcement, and national security with the unapologetic voice of someone who’s been there, done that, and probably wrote the field guide afterward.
Old Enough to Know Better
Alligator Alcatraz
What do you get when you mix illegal immigration, media hypocrisy, and a detention center in the middle of the Everglades? You get Alligator Alcatraz—a brutal, hilarious, and honest take on the state of border enforcement in America.
In this episode of Old Enough to Know Better, host E.G. Weiss (author, responder, and unapologetic truth-teller) tears into the narrative surrounding immigration detention facilities and the media meltdown over Florida’s latest solution. Spoiler: It’s not cages. It’s barbed wire, bunk beds, and air conditioning in a swamp… and it’s gonna work.
We expose how the phrase “illegal” has lost its meaning, how chain-link fencing became a media prop, and why this isn’t about cruelty—it’s about common sense, consequence, and country first.
Plus, we take a fairytale detour into a kingdom where criminals snuck in, a senile wizard left the door open, and brave leaders like King Trump, Knight DeSantis, and Warrior Princess Noem had to clean up the mess. You won’t want to miss this one.
You can’t fix stupid—but you can detain it 50 miles into the Everglades.
Listen now. Get mad, laugh hard, and share the truth.
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