The Existential Static Podcast

Too Loud, Too Bright, Too Cilantro: A Sensory Nightmare

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In this premiere episode of Existential Static, we spiral gracefully into the chaotic abyss of life's most pointless annoyances, especially the ones that hit hard when you're already on sensory overload.

From the lone 3 a.m. fire alarm beep that ruins your will to live, to the self-checkout machine loudly announcing your cilantro habits to the entire store, nothing is safe. We’re talking upstairs neighbors who may or may not be professional wrestlers, mystery sock moisture, “quick questions” that trigger existential dread, and of course, Google gaslighting us with its “Did you mean…?” attitude.

This episode is for anyone who’s ever flinched at a notification, judged someone for chewing too loud, or nearly cried over a sticker that won’t peel off clean.

If you're overstimulated and underprepared to face the day, welcome. You’re home.