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Coffee and Condoms 57: DTeacher Arrested for Fight, Rap Lyrics Used in Death Sentence & Chicken Scam

Darren Spencer "Scooter" Season 2 Episode 57

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Today on Coffee and Condoms, we’re breaking down some wild headlines and culture conversations that have people talking.

We start with a story about a teacher who was arrested for failing to break up a fight, raising questions about responsibility, safety, and what schools expect teachers to handle.

Then we talk about Tamar Braxton saying she sells out the same venues as Toni Braxton, and whether comparisons between siblings in entertainment are fair or unavoidable.

We also get into a local story involving the “Chicken Scam” in Tacoma, plus a major legal controversy where a Texas rapper was sentenced to death and prosecutors used his lyrics in court, sparking a larger debate about art, free speech, and how music is interpreted in the justice system.

Plus:
- A report involving a woman named Vanna firing shots near Rihanna’s home with an AR-15

- And a crazy sports moment where Bam dropped 83 points in a single game

- Wild stories, real opinions, and the kind of conversations you only get on Coffee and Condoms.

Press play, tap in, and join the discussion.

SPEAKER_00

His son's name.

SPEAKER_01

His son's name instead of Christ. No, no, no. Because that whole name said Jesus Christ was in it. It's not in itself. Don't try to say Jesus out there, man. That man got Jesus in his family. Okay, let me ask you this. Who got juniors in their family?

SPEAKER_00

Just go back to the obituaries. Who got seniors? We'll tell you how many kids they left.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, go back to the obituaries. Who got seniors and juniors? I'm telling you. He got the apostles. Because my daddy's a junior and his dad had the same name. Right? It was Robert Spencer Jr.

SPEAKER_05

His son was born before he became Jesus.

SPEAKER_03

He leaves his memories and legacy to his mother.

SPEAKER_04

Just trying to tell me.

SPEAKER_01

I know about I know about names. Yo. Yeah. Jesus Jr. got a hard life ahead of him. All this time you've been in the presence of Christ and you didn't even know that. I didn't know it was Jesus. You didn't tell us, bro.

SPEAKER_05

Yes.

SPEAKER_01

You can keep reading it, still gonna say the same thing. You know Jesus. Well, because it would have taken up the whole page.

SPEAKER_03

And you know someone had would have had to say it in church. Right. And they didn't want that blasphemy. Somebody would have had to say Jesus Christ grade jokes.

SPEAKER_01

They was reading, we wanna honor Cedric. What the fuck? That man rose up out of his own cast and returned. He didn't get there on Easter, did he? Because he's gonna come back. See, and you talk about his name. I knew it. I said you can't be no junior if you ain't got the. How did you know this man blew before you realized since high school? I said, You didn't really know this man. He didn't really know this man. His name wasn't Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_05

I know his mom and dad. His name wasn't Jesus Christ. But his dad's name was Jesus. No. He put that, he put, he added that there. No. He got a brother named Patrick Gray. I mean, me and Pat talk all the time. Well, you better call him.

SPEAKER_03

His name was James.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, right. His name was Paul. Yeah, but Patrick is Jackie.

SPEAKER_03

What was his brother's name again?

SPEAKER_01

Patrick Gray. No, Jackie.

SPEAKER_03

That's that person's wife.

SPEAKER_01

Is that that man? Oh, I thought that was that that was like their second name.

SPEAKER_03

Even that when they got sex changes with a stupid.

SPEAKER_01

Why do you think this episode is gonna stay on YouTube? What is blasphemy y'all doing? Hey, blue bottled up. Don't hey don't be mad at other people.

SPEAKER_05

Blue band cap with a difficult name, and then y'all went off to the man. I just called it out. I didn't look up the obituary. I just look up the stone. He looked like the wrong thing.

SPEAKER_04

That one right there, the top one.

SPEAKER_05

That's not what I said, man.

SPEAKER_01

Well, I'm just saying blue friend. I said the stone. All I was adding was that if he was Jesus Christ senior, that there had to be a Jesus Christ Jr. That must be a new son he had. And I proved my point. Because Blue said he changed his name in jail. Because we know it was Bookie all this time. Hey, listen. Yeah. He went to jail, stopped being Bookie, it became Jesus. Never called him a whole lot, bro. No do I.

SPEAKER_05

But that's it. Mama call him Clay. I'm gonna call him Clay.

SPEAKER_01

All this time, Blue been talking about Jesus and ain't no. He was standing right in front of me. Jesus like that. Yeah. When you say you had Jesus on the main line, you could just call him we ain't believe you, blue. Yeah, but you did. But you could. And you got Junior. That's a last year.

SPEAKER_03

That's why you keep those church pamphlets in your pocket.

SPEAKER_01

Man, that's why you always in a church coat right there. And y'all see this shit. I was there. So Tamar Braxton came out. That's the ugly one, right? That's that well, she's the one that used to be Q. And then alcoholic. But then something messed her face up. She just the whole thing. She looks crazy now. But Tamar Braxton came out and she sells out the same venues as her sister Tony Braxton. Yeah, the miniveries. And I was like, bullshit. So I wanted to bring it up because I needed to get everybody else's opinion on that joke. Because I'm not a dude, but she just uses T Braxton. If you do T Braxton, they don't know if they're getting Tony or Tamar. Okay. Tony on the road with boys and men. So it just takes T Braxton. Some people probably think it's Tony Brax. She's doing all of the best. Like you go to a Jackson concert. If you didn't know Mike was dead, you didn't know Marla was gonna be the one coming out. It just takes M.

SPEAKER_03

Jackson. What if it's just a whole concert of like second sons? Like Tony Hurts.

SPEAKER_01

You're gonna get a nose. Not Beyonce, you get some words. Yeah. Oh man, that's dirty. That's hilarious. You're not gonna get a shot, you're gonna get a shishu. Or it's gonna be the actual artist's name and then the one that keeps asking for shit. Yeah. She got a sister? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Like mad man. I think they call it.

SPEAKER_01

She her name is Gorilla.

SPEAKER_03

I think Bro Rilla.

SPEAKER_01

Bro Rilla? That's what they start calling. Get the fuck out of here. No, they did. They start calling her that because she's a big thing. Bro Rilla. She's a bottle for saying basically Glow Rilla don't help her family. Like, man, she got all this bread. And she done. And this is to get everybody. And Glow basically came out with a response, like, I don't owe y'all shit. Like, man, I made this bread on my own. Y'all should get your own shit. But now it's every comic has taken those comics. She looked like uh No wonder they call that nigga broke.

SPEAKER_05

POP, hold it down. That's what she looked like. She's handsome. I'm sorry. Yeah.

unknown

She almost looked like the baby.

SPEAKER_05

She looked like P.O.P. Hold it down. Mama, I love you. But she went down. I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is.

SPEAKER_01

She went at showing.

SPEAKER_05

The chick in the police car. Uh-uh. Oh, bruh. Nah, you just yelling out some random shit. Shit, nah, it's funny as hell. That's some of that shit Blue Poly sent you, and you just got to open it up and say, it went viral a couple years ago.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Chick in the police car.

SPEAKER_01

And she said what?

SPEAKER_05

She was in the back of the cop car and they gave her an interview. She was like, hey, I'm not sure. That mother looked like Kevin Gates. I'm legally blind.

SPEAKER_01

Bro Rilla looked like Kevin Gates. She went in, but she went at Charlemagne's head because Charlemagne made her the donkey of the day type shit. Oh wow. So she went at Charlemagne hard like Carlamade. Bro Rilla. Y'all see that uh now that we all off into this uh going down the going down the rabbit hole. Yeah, yeah, I ain't that's yo, I'm telling you to do boxing Swaggy P gonna get him in. Boxing. Yeah, Miss Swaggy Psalm. Neither. Hey, the break it from the Lakers. Used to play with the Lakers. Go by Swaggy P dated a Zay Iggy Azalea when she was hot.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, what?

SPEAKER_01

I'm not here. Explain.

SPEAKER_05

Nah, so he they sitting like like we talking right now, and he's live. Hey man, something about them chicks should be banging, fam. His man's man said that teammate. So they wait, wait, wait. They sitting talking fellowshipping, walling out, doing men's shit.

SPEAKER_01

And he ended up going live. And he goes live and then asks him, tell me about the bras you fucking wear. Oh, he did that on purpose.

SPEAKER_05

That's when Iggy Zilla first came out.

SPEAKER_01

Did he go? Did he proceed to talk?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, he told the story. Yo, son, I had shorty up right here, man. I'm driving the wheel. Come on, man. Yeah. I didn't know that. T I allegedly.

SPEAKER_03

Uh-huh. I think I think Nick Young might have been before all of them. He might have been like one of the first. Damn.

SPEAKER_01

So the thing about Nick Young, man, is Nick Young came out. He was a high drive pick. He had a lot of lottery. He had a little buzz, played with the Lakers. He's famous for basically stealing a shot from Kobe and winning the game. Okay. In the playoffs, where basically Kobe was going past me the ball. Yeah. Man, Nick Young fired that three and hit that shit. So his chest went out. Now he's a co-host on the game. Not to cut you off, but I just want to say, I appreciate that, Jay Will. For those that don't know, I am after that challenged. When it comes to the and I appreciate it, Jay Will. Just give me a little history right there. I appreciate that, sir. We start talking boxing. This man gonna tell you who got put to sleep. He knows boxing. Yeah, I know body. Basketball, tennis, golf.

SPEAKER_02

Crazy because he coached everything but boxing.

SPEAKER_01

It's astronomical to me that they chose this man to coach. I see Coach Carter. He watched Coach Carter. I watch Coach Carter. He watched any given Sunday game pay Alpuccino speech.

unknown

On Tuesday.

SPEAKER_01

I just be yelling at you. You want me to run the screen? Yeah, yeah, run the screen. You want us to do the boxing one? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

One, five, seven.

SPEAKER_01

It works. So you just gotta get your numbers in the bottom of his team to file at least one game just because they gotta do it. I tell you what I do know, I know that bam just dropped 83 points. Yeah, nobody respects it. There's not one NBA fan. No, make sure that you can't. Again, it's bam out of bio. Out of bio. Out of bio. Out of bio.

SPEAKER_04

Out of bio.

SPEAKER_05

But here's the thing. So you're not gonna put POP holding down up there, man. I'm gonna kick I'm gonna stab you later, bruh.

SPEAKER_03

Man, you wanna show you? I mean, I'm gonna be real. I don't think it matters how you got it. If you were respected.

SPEAKER_01

But the problem with that is, man, he's not respected in the game to where 83 matters because they went viral asking every player during the interview. It's on the news because you gotta be kind of respected. You asking Kevin Durant after getting, hey, you're a USA teammate scored 83. And his look on his face was like, and it's against the Wizards. You're not gonna get credit. That's like playing Lincoln High School when you in the NBA.

SPEAKER_03

I mean, Will Chamberlain dropped 100 points in like the 70s.

SPEAKER_01

And again, how did you know he would have been in the same told you about it? They didn't even record it. This man held a sign with 100, and everybody said it happened. Nobody can honestly vouch that it happened. And again, he was the only black player in the gym that day. Now here's the part that they don't talk about with that hundred. He was the only black player. Didn't Michael Jordan have a high scoring game? 63. 63. Oh, okay. Kobe, Kobe would be the one that he was chasing. Okay. But again, it's the Wizards.

SPEAKER_05

But Kobe could have got more than that, though. Phil took him out. With the three quarters he got.

SPEAKER_03

Who's Kobe playing against? Uh uh Jalen Rose in that?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, Toronto. Toronto.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Trash.

SPEAKER_05

Nah, not at that time. Yeah, Jalen Rose was a beast back in the day. Doing that.

SPEAKER_03

Jalen Rose ain't never had an NBA team that was dangerous.

SPEAKER_01

Well, not with Jalen Rose, but there was a lot of other dudes on that team that Jalen Rose was having. How long you been watching basketball start?

SPEAKER_05

Listen, Jalen Rose wasn't doing nothing. How you figure? Google his first few years in the league.

SPEAKER_01

Jalen was Indiana Pacers. I just sit back and watch the card. Indiana Pacers, bro. He was a solid point guard. He was a beast. He was actually a point guard in the league that played point guard. Yeah. Pull up his first few years, bro.

SPEAKER_03

We don't give the Pacers credit to Jalen Rose.

SPEAKER_01

They went to the finals.

SPEAKER_05

If Larry Bear would have left him in the game, exactly. Because they couldn't stop him. But we was alive during that time, bro.

SPEAKER_01

Reggie Miller.

SPEAKER_03

Exactly. Reggie Miller is the reason the Pacers has ever been in the finals.

SPEAKER_01

But so was Mark Jackson. So again, Jalen. Rick Smith, the Davis Brothers to do the Howard. Britt Spitz? That was look, they had what was the what was the brother? Not the brothers. They had the same last name. Davis, the Davis Brothers. Yeah. Smash and Smash and Smash. Can't forget about the Davis brothers. Them two boys was big, rebounding, man. Killing it. Basketball nowadays is if he'd have got 83, he hit 75 threes in that game. Everybody would have gave him, but it's bear my barrio playing the Wizards. And I don't get the Wizards right now. If you go who's a losing his team in the league, they ain't won since they changed their name to the Bullets.

SPEAKER_03

What was Toronto's record when they when he scored that 81?

SPEAKER_01

Well, I swear. I swear I don't talk to young people, man. Yeah, young people. So who's better than Jordan?

SPEAKER_05

Jordan Google. Jordan and LeBron. In your opinion. Okay. There you go. That's a smart thing you said right there. But you live in Chicago, too. Dr. J.

SPEAKER_01

No way you can say that out loud and really mean it. Dr. J's better.

SPEAKER_05

But you gotta remember the league is different, man.

SPEAKER_01

I still ain't giving shit.

SPEAKER_05

What I grew up on and what you're growing up on is two different things. What no friends hanging out, letting somebody score 40? You had to play offense and defense.

SPEAKER_01

And if you can't say that.

SPEAKER_05

I'm not gonna not playing no defense. I was trying to explain this.

SPEAKER_01

That's why I angled the camera.

SPEAKER_03

You also grew up in an era of maybe one player on every team averaging 20 or plus.

SPEAKER_05

Okay, so I'm gonna throw something out here at you. You're about to argue with a Google key. Watch this. No, no, no. So I played Juco basketball and I played in the military. I played against CBA.

SPEAKER_01

What is Juco? Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_05

Navarro College. All right. Right? I had the CBA, which is a step under the NBA. I'm 51, right? It was dudes that would come in that gym and wear everybody's asses out. Couldn't stop them. Couldn't stop them. Dude named Henry James played, some of them had drug problems or whatever. Group of rapists, it sounds like this dude, nah, not rapists. Okay. This dude scored 28. He scored asses like that? How you want to take that? No pause. I'm 51. I'm not saying no freaking pause. But some of them dudes come to the gym and wear everybody out, bro. Cause could nobody stop them. The NBA is the best of the best. Like Will Smith said, the best of the best of the best, sir.

SPEAKER_01

It's funny because when you say somebody sorry in the NBA, bro, like you bring them to the Y where you bring these. Man, they are like people don't understand how good Jamal Crawford really is. Yeah. Like I watch Jamal warm up instead of half court and just take shots. And I'm talking, he's switching them like he's shooting a three-pointer. Yeah. And it's half court. And this is just normal for him. That's his warm-up. He he's having a conversation with us and still shooting and it's squk, squ and it's half court.

SPEAKER_00

Right.

SPEAKER_01

And you look at it and then you think about the average dude can't hit a half-court shot once in his life. Without heaving it, without heaving it, jumping and separating his showing back foot and just flicking his wrist and firing them down range like it's nothing. But you look at like look at the Harlem Low Triers. Nobody knows any of those players that play on the Washington General. So you wouldn't. But these are all dudes who have potential to be NBA players. And they're on that team just so they can play basketball. A lot of dudes will go overseas and be stars in Iran, be stars in Germany, but they can't make it the league because they're not as good as the dudes who are there in the league. And their whole dream is one day they're gonna get called back to lead. That's what everybody is playing for to get to the same thing with US. What have happened to AM1? Man, a lot of that the business went, man. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Nah, but if you think about it, bruh, them dudes still come to the gym and beat the sh out of everybody that's in the gym. But sometimes you gotta look at so you're a sports fan, right? How many times have you watched a team put together a sorry ass squad every year, every year, and they still sell out? It's a money grab. Toronto is a big money market. Nobody gives a damn about basketball, it's money.

SPEAKER_01

Which is why when Vince Carter went there, man, people was mad as hell because Vince Carter was supposed to be the heir to Jordan. He was. When he went to a non-televised market, you didn't see him until highlights. This man is out there dunking on everybody, averaging. Man, and yet you didn't see a lot of basketball. He's gonna play a major team. That's the problem. These teams have star players. But again, when you got a player that's a once in a lifetime player, he's gonna make everybody else look average.

SPEAKER_03

That's what I just said. Y'all grew up in the era of having one team.

SPEAKER_01

We also grew up in the era of Mike Jordan scored 40 points a game. I think we have more ballers. I think we have more ballers back then. If you play the Pistons, them boys would beat the brakes off of you. Like you got fouled, you got hit. Now you can wink at a player and catch a technical. I feel like we have more balls. I think we have more baller squads than y'all have now. I think y'all have, I think y'all have more of the one name players that kill, opposed to where I felt we have more. What they do now is they put three of those one name players on the same switch. But that's the thing, that's what it had to become. The big three was. Prior to that, there was no big three. Like you didn't get the big three was what? Boston. Boston had the first big three. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Larry Bird, Parrish, and Mikhail. But you don't know them though, did they?

SPEAKER_01

But in the era of when they started the Big Three, it was Kevin Garnett, Paul Pierce, Ray Allen. They formed that team just to win a championship, and everybody realized that's the formula that you go with. So then that's why LeBron went to Miami and formed one. If you look at what Kobe had, Kobe was the last of the generation where you had two star players and somebody had to be a role player. Shaq and Kobe. Michael Jordan, Scottie Pippen. That was the last of that generation. Prior to that, there was one name on a team, and every team had to have a star. I got one. Shaq and the Miami Heat nigga. Dwayne Wade. Boom. Yeah. His name ain't the Miami Heat nigga, by the way. But I'm glad you got back in the conversation with him, bro. He's here with us. He's here with us. With sports, man, now it's the money grab. You can't like again, as good as Anthony Edwards is, they're gonna have to put two other people around him for him to get a championship. Prior to that, he's always gonna be a star on that team, and they're gonna win games. Because there's just some teams that just don't have that star power.

SPEAKER_03

I ain't 83 points in any version of the card.

SPEAKER_01

I never said it wasn't impressive. Not saying it's not impressive, but they're not gonna. But the player that Kobe played in, Kobe was a star. His was something that they wanted to see. Bam out of bio got 83. The only way you find out is because they put it on Sports Center. So you watched it.

SPEAKER_05

You watch a lot of players. The interviews with Gil Arenas, and you watch those shows, right? When they talk about good players, you ever see them talk about how to get paid, you gotta average your 20? And they would literally learn how to get in the game and get their 20. Who gives a damn if they won or loss? I'm getting my 20. Come out with Anthony. He wanted to have 28 points per game. He didn't give a damn if they lost or won. We'd have a win, and he might have 20, he'd be mad. He gets 28, 30, and we lose, and he like, yeah, I play good.

SPEAKER_01

No, man. Here's what's crazy. That's not a bam out of your fair. He's from Gastonia, North Carolina, man. Played high school ball out of there. He's a dude that I support. But again, I don't like the case. He's from what 83, Gastonia, North Carolina. Gastonia? Yeah. I don't respect it. It's just one of those things that, man, that 83 is in a quiet era. Nobody gave a fuck about it. And it's because of who he is as a player in the team he put it against. It wasn't televised. It wasn't somebody wanted to see. And again, when they asked players that they thought they were they were gonna get this combo viral moment, they're gonna talk it up. Everybody blew that shit off to the left. So even I can't get it. Even his old teammate came out and said something, and he had to he had to check him. Man, Dwayne Wade, sit your old ass down. Cause bruh.

SPEAKER_03

What does it matter who it is?

SPEAKER_01

Again, it's just a lead that don't respect it.

SPEAKER_05

No, what we're saying is when we watch basketball, you had to play offense and defense. If Michael scored 40, his man ain't scored over 20.

SPEAKER_01

Because he would lock his man up.

SPEAKER_05

He was locking his man up.

SPEAKER_01

Now if they filed you that many times, and you didn't get 83 because you scored him, you went to the free throw line.

SPEAKER_05

He didn't play he didn't play the defense. He just played the passing lane and stole the ball. He didn't never lock nobody up.

SPEAKER_03

Exactly.

SPEAKER_05

So you but you I'm just saying, he's not my era. Again, no, no, no. Jordan. I said Jordan. Jordan locked people up. Jordan locked up guards. Dr.

SPEAKER_03

J was scoring on Jordan.

SPEAKER_05

Jordan never he didn't cover.

SPEAKER_01

No. No. Most of the time when they played Jordan and guard clouds.

SPEAKER_03

Most of the time when they played, the best player wasn't being guarded by Jordan. They was being guarded by Pippins.

SPEAKER_01

No, no. Jordan held it. Jordan held Jordan held a good player. Jordan played D. But the reason why it's not respected. What about Earl Manacov? He was playing high. He was doing dope. He was high. He was at right through a name out. He was still at rough spot. Doing dope, though. He wasn't really dope. Heavy dope. But it's the form of the 83 points. Bring back Kitty K. That many times you went to the free throw line. Nobody's guarding you at the free throw line. So if you make them, it does matter, bro. Like you didn't earn 83 points. It's like Olay, bruh. With a bullfighter. You just letting them go to the hole.

SPEAKER_05

Are you trying to get it?

SPEAKER_01

You got no jumper whatsoever. Does it matter how he got his? Let's ask the people. It's the respect. Does it matter how he got the 83 points?

SPEAKER_05

If I'm playing basketball and I'm guarding you, I'm making sure you're not scoring on them. I'm not trying to hurt you, but I'm not gonna make nothing easy on you.

SPEAKER_03

So if I win the game with a free throw, it doesn't count.

SPEAKER_01

If you win the game with a free throw, that's a different scenario, sir. I'm talking about letting you score. Who's it from? I can't see the screen from over here.

SPEAKER_05

It's his first team all defense a lot, but his scoring overshadowed his defense.

SPEAKER_03

But he was still never guarding the best player on the other team. That was still pivot. And it was he Jordan wasn't locked down anymore. Maybe one said he was.

SPEAKER_01

Locking down 81 is more important than oppressive than Bam's 83 because Bam went to the free throw line. Nobody's in your face, you're not breaking a sweat, you just shoot free throws. All right, Chappelle Chappelle shows Kobe's 81 was back. And most people will tell you, man, to get fouled, they want you to still complete the bucket, right? Bam's not a center. Bam's not a center. He's a hybrid.

SPEAKER_05

He's not a center, bro.

SPEAKER_01

That man is a point center. He dribbles the ball nine. He shoots three.

SPEAKER_03

And you do not want him bringing the ball. Yes, you don't.

SPEAKER_05

Bam got handles. But he does. Bam got handles, bro.

SPEAKER_01

He said, he said, they say Bam has 40 points off it off of free throws. Off of free throws. That's why it's not respected. Because a free throw, you're standing at the line shooting, and everybody in the league should be able to shoot free throws. Why do you think Shaq caught so much hell for being seven foot and could make a free throw? If you can do all of this other stuff, this is the part of basketball that everybody should be able to do.

SPEAKER_05

That's mine. But that ball looked like a grape in his hand.

SPEAKER_03

40 points on free throws. That means I was putting the pressure on y'all to or y'all was five. How many people?

SPEAKER_01

Or they just didn't play defense on you because they just did this. Or you got a ref that literally just sit there and blew the whistle, which isn't if you played this sport, the last thing you want is the ref was.

SPEAKER_05

So remember this. When we watched the NBA and we started hearing about how the ref was making bets in the games and making outcomes different because he felt like it, not calling fouls against Iverson because Iverson cussed at him or kicking Rasheed Wallace out of the game. Now I'm thinking now at my age versus your age, how much did the ref really care about this game? Were they just calling it? Were they just, did they who cared? Was the other team caring to stop this dude?

SPEAKER_03

Everything y'all have to do to diminish this man's 83 points. I'm not diminishing. I'm just saying I'm not impressed. All I said did he do. But all I said. But have you heard that though? Has your favorite player ever scored 83 points in a game?

SPEAKER_05

They weren't gonna let him.

SPEAKER_01

They weren't gonna let him or no. They weren't gonna let him. My favorite player was Charles Bamberg. And that's just that's not us. That's a different game, bro. That's ESPN, that's everybody else. I will say this just off of what I know. Let me drop my basketball knowledge real quick. I know, just because you said your favorite favorite player is Charles Barkley. Bam will never be Charles Barkley.

SPEAKER_03

No. He's got more finals appearances already.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, but his name ain't gonna ring bells like Charles Barkley. Different era basketball.

SPEAKER_04

Kenny got a higher career average.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, he's not. I'm saying he's just overall, every overall career. That's why I hate the argument between LeBron and Jordan.

SPEAKER_05

Barkley is what, 23 and 10?

SPEAKER_03

Like career, career high.

SPEAKER_05

Career points, 23 and 10.

SPEAKER_03

83 is now his career high.

SPEAKER_05

But that's what back in the day.

SPEAKER_01

The coaching was different. I'm just saying he won't be, his name will not ring bells like Barkley's name will ring bells. No, because it's a different era of basketball. Like this era now has the internet. It has more. Shit like that happened. What you call stars isn't what we're gonna call stars, sir. Just because you know their name doesn't make them a star. I don't know if they got these. Like we grew up. Nobody's going to the court and go, ooh, I'm Bam Outtabayo. But they'll say I'm Steph. That's a star. People generate to a star. Bam Outtabayo's never gonna have that. He had 83 points. They're gonna high-five him, but the coldest part about it, half of these leagues. What do you base that off of?

SPEAKER_05

The internet.

SPEAKER_03

And y'all are not the internet. How many teams? I can name five teams with at least three superstars on it. Can you do that?

SPEAKER_05

What's considered a superstar though? That's the question.

SPEAKER_03

What do you based on your body? Let's go on me.

SPEAKER_01

Let's go. Let me go. Let's go on me since I don't know basketball. Because I feel if I know you, then you're a superstar. I know Steph Curry. I know LeBron James. I know uh uh Kyrie Irvin. I know um what's crazy is because everybody you name is on their way out.

SPEAKER_03

They're all the vets in the league now.

SPEAKER_01

But that's the era that's that's because the new era of basketball is coming in. Like Anthony Edwards is the new wave of basketball. There's always a changing of the guard. Like when Kobe, Jordan was on his way out. If you put Jordan and Kobe on the floor together, even though they had a couple years where they played each other, it was the transition. Like LeBron is on his way out.

SPEAKER_03

Who was the next best player on his team?

SPEAKER_01

Depending on what team you're talking about. Yeah, his best. Because remember, Houston, 76. In his prime, Sons, think about it. Kevin Johnson Hall of Fame. That was his second best player. He had the White Boy.

SPEAKER_03

The White Boy.

SPEAKER_05

He had Porter and Jerome Kersey, my band Cliff Cliff from Buffalo. But see, that's the era of team basketball.

SPEAKER_03

Boston, LA, and Chicago had complete teams from top to bottom. Yeah, man. Everybody else in the league had one superstar, a role player, a big. And your big might not even have been good.

SPEAKER_01

But you're comparing opposite oranges. That's like, again, I hate the Michael Jordan LeBron era. It's two different eras of basketball. They can't be compared because they didn't play the same style of basketball. The game is the same, basketball. But the style of basketball has changed. Like now, your bigs aren't bigs. Your bigs handle the ball. Yo, for instance, for Denver's a point center. He dribbles, he makes passes, they run it through him. He's their star. But the coldest part, what do you have a point guard for if your center's handling the ball? See, we had position players. We had to play our position to be on the court. If I'm a point guard, I'm not getting in the paint with Blue. He's a center. Now, don't mean I want a Tat Blue to score. I'm a score. It's a basketball. We're gonna do this. That's the reason why you can't compare these two scores together because it's a different era. Kobe's era, you wanted Kobe to get 81. You want to see Kobe score every time he touched the ball. But Bam got 83, and half of his points came from free throws. Nobody's gonna respect you for standing at the free throw line taking it. How many free throws Kobe shot? And again, I get where you're coming from. Somebody had a lot of things. Now you can't get near them without a foul being there.

SPEAKER_03

Kobe shot 46 or no.

SPEAKER_01

And the crazy part about Kobe's 81 was he at the time that Kobe scored 81, we were saying they let him score 81 because Kobe's on his way out. He's on his way out. Kobe wasn't on his way out. That's what it was. That's how it was perceived. Remember, Kobe had the knee injury that year. He was also mad. And that was right after him coming back and everybody knowing that Kobe's about to be gone. The era was changing. And there's a new guard in the building. Now all of a sudden, everybody wants to see LeBron. Now that means he took 20. 18 for 20. He got 18 points at the free throw line. Where did his other points come from? Everything else. But Bam got 40 points at the free throw line. And like you said, he went seven for 22 for three. Why is your center shooting threes? What does that tell you? That goes to show you that you're playing a bum ass team that, man, nobody's gonna give you respect for. But again, we're not saying that the rappers weren't trash. We're not arguing that. We are talking about the era of basketball, why his points are not respected in the league. You got them from the free throw line. You played the wizards. These are all reasons why he's not gonna get the respect for putting up 83. He could have put up 163 that game. He played with that. Pretty much. If you play Quidditch, he'd that would be scored on a chessboard.

SPEAKER_05

It'll be the league is different, man. The carrying different era of basketball. And they all promote individual basketball players, man.

SPEAKER_01

Like this is the deepest basketball conversation I have ever met. Back in the day, man, it was team.

SPEAKER_05

It was team.

SPEAKER_01

That was the whole reason why basketball was a big thing.

SPEAKER_05

Because you couldn't win without a team. The Pistons was a team. That's just like a team. Bird the three was a team. Freaking Magic Dem was a team. Nobody started individually winning. You know what I'm saying? So not in the team. The superstars you're gonna do it.

SPEAKER_01

He ain't doing it by himself. We all know his rings come with Scottie Pippen. See what I mean? No one would ever score 60 in the last game like Kobe did. And again, different eras of basketball. Like let's just talk about the eras of basketball, man. Like again, there was an era where the team was more respected. A lot of them can score 60 though.

SPEAKER_03

That old lady.

SPEAKER_05

But Kobe and LeBron's not the same era of basketball either. So okay, who would you compare LeBron to in your years of basketball knowledge? What one player would you compare LeBron James to? His style. His style of play.

SPEAKER_03

I like Alan Johnson too. Portland made the finals, or the conference finals, they lost the calling. And then he made it again with what? Uh one? The Rockies?

SPEAKER_05

No, they made the playoffs. They lost. They went to the playoffs. They went to playoffs. They were the playoffs. They went to the playoffs. They only had one year because Pippen was trash.

SPEAKER_03

Did he go twice with Portland?

SPEAKER_05

They ain't never went to the finals with Portland, though.

SPEAKER_01

He's in Magic Johnson. I was thinking Magic Johnson.

SPEAKER_05

I would put Oscar Robinson.

SPEAKER_01

See, that's too little. Oscar Robinson's style of play.

SPEAKER_05

Style of play.

SPEAKER_03

He's too little.

SPEAKER_05

No.

SPEAKER_03

He's not taking nobody off the drive. Who's not? He's a pass first player. Who? Oscar Robinson.

SPEAKER_05

He averaged a triple double with 30. Did you not you never watch the stats?

SPEAKER_03

LeBron is never averaged a triple double.

SPEAKER_05

LeBron can't. He can if he wanted to. He could if he wanted to. When you talk about styles of play, I'm talking about LeBron was pass first. I'm not gonna ever say Pippen. I hate Pippen. I think Pippen's a little bitch. All right. And I think that. Tell us how you really watch the Jordan documentary. Nah, it's not the Jordan documentary, bro. So now if you feel some kind of look look at interviews with other players. They said when Pippen got to Houston, how you why you got beef against Scotty, man. They said, because Barkley, my player dog. They said when Pippen got to Houston, he's walking around. Nah. It said he's walking around like he that dude. You did that in Houston, bro. I mean in Chicago. And you can do it by yourself. Just like he got mad when Kuko got the black shot.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, show, man, and had this conversation with us.

SPEAKER_05

And LeBron ain't gonna take the gang winning shot. And Pippen gets subbed out and let Kuko take the game winning shot. He didn't come back. But Kuko's gonna be a good one.

SPEAKER_01

Because he's a hoe because they want to be a good one.

SPEAKER_05

Because he's a hoe.

SPEAKER_01

Tony Kukoach was the white Jordan. That's what they said.

SPEAKER_05

Because he's a hoe. Pippin' a hoe, bruh.

SPEAKER_01

I like Pippen, man.

SPEAKER_05

And his wife got took by the young boy. Only other dude.

SPEAKER_01

Only other dude that had that position. To me, that I will match Kobe against was Michael Jordan. He had a killer. LeBron is Scottie Pippen, man. He can do anything and everything. And he's one of those dudes that will fill in the gap to get the win. My mindset is he'll bake that pass. But in his mind, he don't have a good shot. He'll pass it. Don't pass it. Where Jordan might not have a good shot, and Jordan still takes it. I think he needs to start a new league of everybody 5'6 to 5'9. That's a good league, bro. He would dominate that league. No, he wouldn't. But you might have to learn how to dribble shoot pass. You gotta learn how to play first. I'm starting tomorrow. There's a lot of things you're gonna have to cover.

SPEAKER_05

He'd be the best dressed player on the court. He'd be that one dude with all the arm sleeve, everything coordinating it, cable.

SPEAKER_01

We the dude at the part to bring the ball but never get to play. I miss that dude. Hey, let's get your ball right now. I will not be that dude. I will pop that mama with nobody gonna play ball. Hey, my mama said I gotta come home right now.

SPEAKER_04

This is bring your ball back. And this is what ended the five, six league.

SPEAKER_01

Hey, school will be dropping blind bottles all over the court. So who's the best point guard in history? Now that's the question right there that man, what era are we talking about? We talking 80s, 90s, 2000s, where you at? Hold on. Before y'all jump into this, let me jump on to this because let's get off the sports shit just for a second. We're gonna come back to this though, Chappelle Show. We're gonna come back to this real quick. We're gonna spin the block. But I want to get this off. Y'all heard about this lady, the chicken scam lady in Tacoma? Nah. In Tacoma, Washington, it's been this lady. She just got arrested. She be, I don't know, she's been stealing chickens or taking chicken from one grocery store, going to another store, and like complaining, like, like, and getting money for it. It's like she had a whole hustle scam going with chicken, dude. And I had to bring it up because it was interesting to me. I was like, wow, there's like hustle's a hustle, man. Look here. Anyway you can get bread.

SPEAKER_05

Tracy Morgan's sister. Oh, a Morgan. Free range chicken.

SPEAKER_01

A hustle is a hustle. Pork and bean juice. I ain't gonna lie to you. Yeah. Pork and bean juice. Pork and bean juice. Pork and bean juice. So look, I did a, I do, you know, I do my little TikTok videos, and I did a video where I said, um, there's certain things I can't do, right? Certain things I can't do. Like I can't have partially clothed sex. Right? Like when the movies and you see a dude with a chick and she got her bra on or a t-shirt, I always call bullshit. I don't know any man that don't want the titties to fly free. Right? Titties don't mean that too much. Yeah, but I don't care. You leave a shirt on? Cancel it, fam, if it's quick like that, but we've been mad a long time. When you when you mad, you can get it. I don't care if it's the quick. We gotta get bucket naked. We gotta be bucket naked. Yes, yes, yes. I'm coming from the kid about to wake up and tell me. Yo, let me tell you. True story. I had a jaw, and we and we have a story. We had a car and we have went and mind you, we had both had situations going on. So we literally picked up, went out to these little woods, right, to get it popping. It was snowing, we climbed the little gate. We got bucket naked. I but I was like, yo, look, no, I'm a bucket naked dude. I don't care how fast, how quick, what the stuff is.

SPEAKER_05

That's how you go to jail, man.

SPEAKER_01

No, no, you that's how you make sure you find the right spot.

SPEAKER_03

That's what it is.

SPEAKER_01

That's why you can't. That's why he never sports. That's why on the room.

SPEAKER_04

I'm not gonna go.

SPEAKER_01

Hold up. I'm not going to your house. That's why we go to the house. Yeah, we'll go to a field.

SPEAKER_04

Put it from the moment you picked her up, you've been being followed. I can run.

SPEAKER_01

Naked. Draws in here.

SPEAKER_04

Just like you can't, just like you can't see partially clothed. I don't know. Running naked is uncomfortable.

SPEAKER_01

Speaking from an experience, but it wasn't my first choice. I want to go into the store while I had to do it. Yeah, but it wasn't the most comfortable. You think you gotta run a wide legged? You know what I'm saying? That's the technique.

SPEAKER_04

I just tie my shit around my waist and go, nigga.

SPEAKER_01

I mean the sayers do it with their tails. Look, I'm not a to the ankle guy. I want a fast move.

SPEAKER_05

So if you're gonna be at work in 45 minutes and you work 30 minutes from and your girl be like, hey, Pop's gonna be late.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

I'll be late. Call in.

SPEAKER_04

I'm gonna call in the traffic.

SPEAKER_01

So here's the funny thing. So I posted the video, right? So fellow comedian uh Allison Fine says, she chimes in and she says, um, because I said I can't do partially, so she I said, I don't understand women who are partially naked. She said, Well, what about men who wear socks? And I was like, I don't really know dudes that really wear socks having sex. To me, a dude wearing, if you wear socks, so I said a man that wears socks having sex got footage. Real talk, he got his feet is either toe the fuck up. I mean, that's really it. He got halitosis of the feet, something's wrong with his foot gap. But if the floor all slipped and you trying to get your balance, you trying to get your the dick. I mean, I don't know, too.

SPEAKER_05

I get more grip barefooted than I do with some seats.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, hospital socks. Yeah, unless you got them joints. But but you but but but but when have you ever had some hospital socks that actually fit? They always get drunk. I buy them. They be droopies, they be droopies to get it.

SPEAKER_03

So I told Pops, I said, Oh perfect, I can go socks on tile or four, or I'll go barefoot.

SPEAKER_01

I need the grip. I gotta get some topics. I feel socks are slippery all the way around.

SPEAKER_03

I just I mean pops threw me off is because he said if he got on socks, he got on Tim's. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Number Tim's. Number Times, butt naked in Tim's. See, that's just if if I'm if I'm if I'm going to part about it, I would think you would be lying if he ain't already gave me his theory on this before. A lot of people know me and Scoop sitting have these same conversations, just brands.

SPEAKER_03

I suppose that is because that means you had to take the Tim's off.

SPEAKER_05

And then put them back.

SPEAKER_01

And put them back on.

SPEAKER_05

And then put the Tim's back on. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

No, no, no, hold up. First of all, I'm I'm like Nigga, unless you wear the two cut. I got the tea suit. We got the breakaway clothes.

SPEAKER_04

We got the breakaway Timbs, man. I got the breakaway some drums and everything.

SPEAKER_01

The most started. He got a whip, he got a come out song. If I'm standing there butting and getting some socks, I'm putting my Timbs back on. I'm not just sliding around and make that a calendar.

SPEAKER_03

Every month coming in different Tim.

SPEAKER_01

I told me holding the pumpkin. You better know the Tim Divinion. Okay, here we go. We all men in the room. How many of y'all wear socks? I don't always got socks.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

You probably got ugly feet though, X. X looked like he got slave feet. I'm just a sock. Yeah, see, that makes sense. Yeah, X makes sense. Like, like stop cars barefoot.

SPEAKER_02

I feel like it depends on what we're doing. Is we making love? Is we fucking like if I'm getting intimate, I'm I'm kissing on your spine and shit like that. I'm all the way to you. But I'm just in the NASA time, I'm just trying to get it.

SPEAKER_05

I am not taking off all my clothes, man. Nessa time.

SPEAKER_04

I'm literally blue, blue. Do you be standing there holding yourself?

SPEAKER_05

I'm married now, so in my younger days, man, you at somebody's house, bro.

SPEAKER_04

I can see the only thing he's not taking off is that blade. He gotta put it back on.

SPEAKER_01

See? See, see? This is why I need new friends. I keep telling people, man. I gotta find another group of people to hang out with. Cause y'all are disturbed. I'm trying to tell you, I can see blue with the pen and everything. Look, they better give a give him a business card.

SPEAKER_05

Better keep the waistline check, man.

SPEAKER_01

I'm about to chin and suspend this myself. Yeah, I couldn't when she said that shit, because I was like, I don't really know cats that rock with socks. Like, like maybe I thought maybe that's more of a younger thing. I like nope. Like I said, unless you got toe up feet, that's usually why a man keep his socks. We got time, and this is what we focused on. We naked as the motherfucker. Yeah, I'm just trying to catch this feeling before I run up out the doe. You feel me?

SPEAKER_03

Before your husband gets on.

SPEAKER_01

Look, for the person tell you they loved you. That's all of y'all wrong. I don't need to be nowhere.

unknown

What if you fucking in the car?

SPEAKER_01

Bucket naked. Bucket naked. How about? Bucket naked. Hey, true story. True story. So I met this joint. This has gotta be around 2000. And uh, so I'm taking the joint home, and we decide to pull over behind the school. We was heading to Parkland. And I pull in. School to school. I didn't think about it at the time. I didn't think. Imagine this is like well girl to run up out of here.

unknown

Time to go.

SPEAKER_01

Time to go again. Everybody gonna step around in the middle.

SPEAKER_04

Everybody say it. It was in the middle of the night.

SPEAKER_01

I don't like it was a like at the time I just thought it was a a building, right? I wasn't looking to see if it was a school with a. So we get it poppin'. We bucket nigga. And we finished, and we kind of just having a little chill moment, and all of a sudden this big bright light comes up. And I'm like, and the cops are like, oh well, well, hold on, get go ahead, get dressed. All right, and then step on out. So I get out. He's like, uh, hey, Mr. Spencer, how's it going? He knew who you were. Well, I mean, they ran my tabs. He said, I was going. I was like, hey, he was like, uh, You know, we wouldn't even notice you if we didn't see your ass hanging out. No, not your ass, but the ass of the car. But your ass was hanging out. But, you know, we sat back. Them motherfuckers was nice enough to sit back and let me finish. They watched. He was like, let you finish. But he's like, but uh, since you're done, go ahead and get out of here. Yo, I was so happy, dude. They let us pull out. No tickets, no nothing. Let us go. But that's you're supposed to be a lesson.

SPEAKER_05

You can't school.

SPEAKER_01

No. We should be able to get your case number, sir. You are truly missing the meeting of that story.

SPEAKER_04

You are truly missing the meeting of the Lord.

SPEAKER_01

Act Lord in public. No, y'all should have a case number, sir. This was in a friendlier time. What's that website on Facebook? Facebook? Yeah. This was the friendlier time where people were less sensitive and fucking that school property was okay. But it was finishing his joint like he only got about a few more strokes. Nowadays they done locked us all up. Everybody be in jail. The car and everything. I'd have been like, yo, I'm gonna leave her right here. Let me go ahead and pull it up. Hey, are you done? Alright, man, I'm gonna get in the backseat of my car real quick. No, no, sorry. He's letting me go. I'm out.

SPEAKER_04

You just left the comments just like pop.

SPEAKER_01

Put a gun belt off. Oh, number this gun belt off.

SPEAKER_05

We're gonna do this the easy way or the hard.

SPEAKER_01

I would have been like, hey, so um, um, hey, shorty. I've got a ticket. You gotta get a ticket. We we make one for the team. Yeah. The bad thing about it, the turn on the school. So no, no, sir. She's free to go. It was your ass for something good. You know what I'd do?

unknown

Shit.

SPEAKER_01

We was there just painting each other's toes. Okay. Fuck what you heard, nigga. No, not I. Scooter before. I ain't never gonna ride the backseat of his car. Never.

SPEAKER_05

I'm never getting the scooter's car ever. I'm glad he never gave me the ride. I'd have been all sticky.

SPEAKER_01

Something straight. Right around the corner. I'm gonna take the zoo. Yeah, yeah. I want to get pregnant with the back of your car.

SPEAKER_05

Stick on the show and California scooter driver.

SPEAKER_01

I ain't gonna go. I ain't gonna catch just the same age as me. Y'all done been bugging nigga before.

SPEAKER_02

Oh nigga, you don't put socks.

SPEAKER_05

They believe that your car safe.

SPEAKER_01

Well, that's why I drive away.

SPEAKER_05

Okay. You can wipe them down.

SPEAKER_01

Hold on, hold on. I mean, this is over years, dude. I ain't say it's happened yesterday. Hey, but if a zebra went up out the jungle drop his strikes, do you change to a horse? He still went to the city. No, he becomes a mule. Opportunity just ain't provided itself yet. That's all it is. He's riding a school of carbs. Nah, ain't no big thing. That's what more upscale. We're gonna get a room. Yeah, but if you gotta take a home at some point. Hey. Life is life. And sometimes you just gotta go with what they give you. Yes, sir.

SPEAKER_05

If you're riding with Shorty, she's like, hey, school, I'm gonna I'm gonna bless you right now while you're driving. You take all your clothes off.

SPEAKER_01

At that moment, it's more of a zip thing. Okay. Okay. It's a lot of 18 wheels to see you school in the few of the wheels. I mean fucking nigga. If I can get there, I get there. You know what I mean? It is what it is. Final words.

SPEAKER_03

The amount of scenarios that just put through my head.

SPEAKER_01

Here's the thing. You need to get that one on stage, man. I tell you, I've had these conversations playing Dominos. I'm just randomly scooped with like, hey, Jay Will, let me just tell you this. No, don't tell me. You gotta share with your people. You need a ride fam now. No, no, you gotta ride the back seat again. If we can't share the front seat, what about it? We driving together. I ain't played shotgun in 40 years. Hey, come on. Me and you, me and you and my gonna go get something. Hey. Shotgun. Shotgun. I ain't played shotgun in 40 years. I'm gonna sit on the engine. Hey, don't let these motherfuckers fool y'all. Go ahead, I'm good. Anywho. Final words. Yes. Man, first things first, let me address man Chappelle for me. My favorite point guard of all time. For me, best point guard in history is always gonna be Mark Jackson, man. I love that dude, man. What he brought to a game, what he brought to a team, the leadership, his abilities, and Mark Jackson is one of the best point guards of all time.

SPEAKER_05

You didn't catch that. Action Jackson. I'm gonna go with Magic, man. That's my favorite time, man. Of all time. Of all time. But what we're doing this week though, man. Nate Jackson's trash talking school to Ms. Newman.

SPEAKER_01

I'm coming through, but I ain't I don't think I'm on this with that. But uh you got that status. We got that status we just showed. Yeah, I'm I'm coming through the support Jesus. Yeah, that's shout out Mr. Merle, man, is uh featuring at uh at Ha Tuesdays, man. So all supportive y'all to come through, man. Coming through Miss Merle and doing some new shit, man, stepping out on the stage. I like the Russell West brother, man. He gotta go never get credit though. I I get I recommend I fully get to the high gets a space cadet.

SPEAKER_05

A lot of them a lot of them rebounds and stuff, see, we'll get out of the way though. So game change, man.

SPEAKER_01

I like Rondo too. See for me my favorite point guard of all time will always be Kenny Anderson. Kenny Anderson, Mr. Chills. I watched that man dribble on the grass. Don't disrespect, don't disrespect Ryan Strickland, though.

SPEAKER_03

Rolling O'Tarrus A C L. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Injuries derailed. Yep. Injuries derail.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Man, final words. I I know I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna tell you. I got it. I got I got I got I got a point guard. Who would he? Okay. Don't say Shaquille O'Neal. No. Somebody he know. Hey. Somebody from the 5-6 league. Kyle Kyle Robinson from above the rim. He played on Birdie team and he played Kyle. You see some crazy nasty boots. Just keep it, just keep it above the red. That's one of the two parts, isn't it? Yeah. With Dwayne Water. Kyle Robinson must be the nigga that threw the ball to us. Dwayne Robinson. That's what it is. Will Smith's book man. That's our pick. Dwight or Bow Wow. From like Mike. Like Mike. Yeah. Yeah. That's my favorite.

SPEAKER_03

Y'all peeked that scene though, right?

SPEAKER_01

And he ducked for what's that?

SPEAKER_03

The one that plays for uh uh what's the same number he throws it on catches itself and catches it himself. I never paid attention to that.

SPEAKER_01

He never paid attention to the thing. He throws the outlet pass, he throws the outlet pass, and then they cut to the scene where he's catching the pass and he goes on the monster same dude. I never paid attention to that. The corpus smoke. Internet is undefeated, man. I mean that was one of those things that I went down a rabbit hole and they showed it, and I was like, so then I had to go back and watch the movie for myself. Damn sure is, bro. The outlet pass to us. With the double gun and juice.

SPEAKER_05

Did y'all see uh the Leonardo DiCaprio basketball movie when he had to wear the church shoes to play basketball? Because his dad went by no basketball. Basketball diaries. He had them church shoes on on the court, he was slipping all the down the corner.

SPEAKER_01

Turkey toes. Yeah, turkey toes.

SPEAKER_05

Final words, Blue. Final words, man. Listen, be the best you can be. You can't be you, be you. Okay.

SPEAKER_01

That was so profound. It was. That was deep. Deep. Gotta be. Off camera, people. Any warrior? Final warriors.

SPEAKER_03

We ain't got enough time.

SPEAKER_01

And I'ma keep it bucket, nigga. Y'all know what it is. Coffee and condoms. Catch y'all next week, man. Make sure y'all tune in on the 20th. We got Mr. CEO in the building coming to do his thing. I want to make sure we talk about that 28th. And is it the 28th? The last, the last yeah, the 28th. So here be in. And we're gonna be doing it, man. So make sure y'all tune in for that. Coffee and condoms, Miss Newman. I hope you make it back safe. Two fingers. We out. Yeah. Check out the track. Coffee and condoms.

SPEAKER_02

The I was roused in the um that glasses.

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The I was gone today, we read the tablet. I am just a human doing she can't battery. Scooter, aka funky grandpa.

SPEAKER_04

This is Claw Mecond, and you are tuning in to the newest podcast. Going down is bananas.

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I am your host, the funky grandpa, aka Scooter.

SPEAKER_04

Every holiday in my life is the boy. Every holiday. I wanted G.I. Joe's, I got an Army Man. Army man, what the fuck can you do with this guy? You got a fucking guy.