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COFFEE AND CONDOMS 61: Offset Sh**ting, Eminem Debate & New Freaky Relationship Norms

Season 2 Episode 61

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Today on CoFFeeAndCondoms, we’re covering everything from relationships to boxing to hip-hop headlines.

We start with a conversation about relationship norms and expectations, and how intimacy conversations differ depending on perspective and experience.

Then we get into the fight world — Tyson Fury vs Arslanbek Makhmudov, and also discuss Claressa Shields saying Deontay Wilder and Anthony Joshua may need to consider retirement.

On the hip-hop side:

  • Offset reportedly shot, and what’s being said around that situation
  • Lil Tjay arrested and later released
  • And the big debate: Is Eminem still the standard when it comes to white rappers?

We also take a moment to send love — Happy Birthday to Rodney Spencer.

Real talk, culture, sports, and unfiltered opinions — just how we do it.

Press play, tap in, and join the conversation.

SPEAKER_04

Lit, Liddy.

SPEAKER_06

I hate that shit. Liddy pisses me the fuck off. Let me discuss how much kids' slang today pisses me the fuck off. Like, I hate everything they say. I hate Liddy. What are kids say to me? Capping is whack. I hate capping, no cap. That's cap. One of my uh kids said to me, uh, you got hers, and I said, hus. And they was like, hus. And I guess hers is like another way of saying hoes. And I was like, why don't you just say hoes? Like, hus sounds so stupid.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

It sounds like you couldn't pronounce hoes, and you just said, huh, huh, huh?

SPEAKER_04

What about them 304s? I didn't know what the fuck a 304 is. What is a 304? I don't even know. A 304 is a hoe. What? How they. Because you know, if you put it in, remember in beep and our beepers? Uh-huh. 304 upside down is H O E. That's old joke.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, I remember not the beaver, but I ain't never called nobody a 304.

SPEAKER_04

That's what they call them now, 304s.

SPEAKER_06

That's crazy. Yo, see? I just yo, they that just make me sick with the slang. Oh, oh, Riz. What's you got riz? So I had a kid say to me, Scoot, you got riz? Riz means game. Like, yo, you got. I was like, yo, no, I don't got no riz. No, I got game. Say game. Why don't game matter? Like that just, oh my goodness, I hate the slang today.

SPEAKER_04

Now, if somebody said you got riz to me, I would think that, you know, what you mean? What the fuck do you mean I got riz? Like somebody like beef or something like that. You know, it doesn't seem like it's something that would be fun.

SPEAKER_06

I I would instantly think you had a disease. You got riz.

SPEAKER_07

What's the riz? He got that riz. He got that riz.

SPEAKER_06

Coffee and condos, man. As you see in the building, it is just me and the queen herself.

SPEAKER_04

Hello there. How y'all doing?

SPEAKER_06

What's good, man? Jay Wheel is out because he got a tooth getting decayed and he's getting it drilled and pulled out of his head. Blue was out doing banking shit. So here we are, doing our thing. I'm gonna dress some quick things real quick, because there is a fight tonight, Tyson Fury fight against uh Makuduva? I don't I don't know how you say his name. Makuduva. Arsenal and back, Makuduva.

SPEAKER_04

Whatever it is. Makuduva. Is he Russian?

SPEAKER_06

Uh something. Okay. It seems like Tyson Fury only be fighting either Russians or overseas black guys. Like, I just never he only beat up, only seen him fight Deontay Wilder. And it's crazy because I'm like, do I really even want to see a Tyson Fury fight? You know what I mean? Like he's kind of a boring fighter.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

But a lot of heavyweights nowadays are boring fighters. So boring that Clarissa Shields had come out. Uh Deontay Wilder had fought, I think, two weekends ago. Okay. And so, maybe two, maybe one weekend ago. But it was such an interesting fight. And after the fight, he runs up on Anthony Joshua, who happened to be there. And Anthony Joshua and him is like, they've been trying to spark this fight for a long time, but neither one of them can seem to beat whoever's in front of them to get to their fight.

SPEAKER_04

Okay.

SPEAKER_06

And so, because they were both champs. They were both undefeated. They were supposed to be like the next big thing, these two fighters, and they both got beat up. Okay. And so they've been getting getting beat up at the time. So that knocks them back. Knocks them back, knocks them back. So Clarissa Shields was like, at this fight, the Deontay Wilder fight that he just had, she said, I'm not interested in seeing a Anthony Joshua uh Deontay Wilder fight. She said, uh, in fact, I feel both of them should retire. Oh. And I know that they are upset at it. They are mad at that. But I mean, what can you say? She got all her belts. Yeah. Y'all don't have any.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, so why? What's the deal? What let's let's back up to the Tyson Ferry. Tyson Ferry, what weight class is he? Is he heavyweight?

SPEAKER_06

He's heavyweight.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, so is he the heavyweight champion now?

SPEAKER_06

He was, but nah, he lost to another dude. I don't know. This dude might be the dude he lost to. I don't know. He lost to somebody else. Because as a German dude, I think now holding the title, if I'm not mistaken. And I feel like Anthony Joshua might have just snagged him a new belt.

SPEAKER_02

And uh That was right before he got an accident, guys.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, right. Almost died. Hey, that's crazy, right?

SPEAKER_02

This food died, he got an accident. One thing I would never want to do is get in an accident with no clothes.

SPEAKER_06

Say again.

SPEAKER_02

He got an accident with no just a shirt and the shorts.

SPEAKER_06

He was in his drugs?

SPEAKER_02

No, he was in shorts. Uh-huh. Just shirt and shorts, nothing else.

SPEAKER_06

Oh. No trip. Who the hell drives around like who rides around like but you know he's British though. Yeah, maybe he's going to get some trim.

SPEAKER_02

He went back to the motherland and was like, I'm free.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, who I'm not riding around and just I don't, you know.

SPEAKER_04

Maybe he was going to get some some some bootets.

SPEAKER_06

I mean, I guess, I mean, maybe if I had a six pack, I'll ride around naked. You know what I mean? I don't know. I can't just see sitting.

SPEAKER_02

It was very much on the fighter, on that dude.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, I just can't see riding around in Madras. You know what I mean? I picture Anthony Joshua wearing the old ref shorts that they used to wear. You know, the ones that was nylon and used to have to you have to do that little clippy thing. Remember when pants had that clippy thing? Just the little clip. Yeah, that little thing, you had to put it in. You'll see, kids wouldn't know how to navigate that now. They would not. They would not. They would be like, what the hell is this? You'd see a bunch of kids walking around with their pants open.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

They put the belt on. They put the belt on and just. They put the belt right over it. Yeah. The belt will hold it in. Yeah. Yeah. You know, speaking of all these fighters, I just saw that uh, what's my man's name? The Logan Cat, Paul, Logan Paul, right? Jake Paul, one of them Pauls, did like a little video and said that he was gonna do um blackface. He did. But he's supposed to he's supposed to be imitating uh Drewski, right? He did. Oh, he did he?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Did he? I seen that he was supposed to be doing it. And he was like, I guess he had made a comment like, well, don't be offended. Well, I'm gonna do a blackface video. You know, if it's good for you, it's good for me.

unknown

Uh uh.

SPEAKER_06

And here's the thing, right? It is in the taste of the situation. I think people don't understand that, right? I need y'all to pay attention. Blackface was negative. When people did blackface, they did it negative. They was doing it to belittle a race. They were doing it because they weren't allowing black folks to actually step on screen. It was all of these different things. You gotta understand why blackface even exists. If J Will was here, he'd give you a whole speech on it. Yeah, see, that's what I say. But I thought it was just a joint. I didn't know that he actually did it. I thought that was like maybe like a uh an AI created joint, but he actually did it. Is it Logan Paul or Jake?

SPEAKER_04

Jake Paul.

SPEAKER_06

One of them Pauls. One of them. The island boy.

SPEAKER_04

Well, you see, you see, when uh when uh he did it to the chick, when Drewski did it over the room. Right, right, to the joint. And and the chick decided she was gonna go back and put on black face and put the wig on. She got her ass shaved because everybody, all the comments were telling her, you look better black. Right. Yeah, so you look so much better. You're not gonna be like, that's what they were saying.

SPEAKER_06

I guess they were saying that about this dude too. You look better black. Yeah. So y'all better understand this melanin. When you add fake melanin, even fake melanin turn you into something. That's why y'all be out here tanning and everything now. Because you wanna you wanna catch that. Because you look better. Yeah, I mean, this is what it is. Yeah. But yeah, but the whole thing, my whole thing is this understand there is levels of comedy, right? Like, for example, when, and and I heard a lot of people say this. Oh, Robert, when Robert Downey played that character in the movie, what was it called? Tropical. Tropical thunder. Right. That was funny. That I didn't look at that and say, oh, he's doing blackface. Oh, I hate Robert Downey. I was not offended. I was not offended at all. Because his character was a guy who was such a method actor, right? And it's funny that he went to always go to the extreme, that he went to the extreme to have his skin tattooed black for a role. That's hilarious.

SPEAKER_04

That's hilarious. I thought he was a really black, I thought he was a real black dude. I swear, well, in that movie. I knew it was Robert Down. Yeah, I was like, who the fuck is that? Because at first I thought it was The Rock. You know, when you hear that voice, you know, I'm like, who in the hell is that? Who because I kept looking at him like, he looks so familiar. He looks very familiar.

SPEAKER_06

You look buff. You thought it was The Rock.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, I mean, you know, just trying to find people. I knew he looked familiar, uh-huh. But I just couldn't figure out who it was. But, you know, yeah, I wasn't, I was not.

SPEAKER_06

I wasn't offended. I wasn't offended in Zoolander when they act like they was gonna put on some makeup and then they use the other two black dudes to play the uh the act as if they was like first of all, Godfrey to me looked like a black Zoolander. He looked like a he had his faces down. Yo, Godfrey is hilarious, by the way. So again, like there's moments where it's it's it's funny. Yes. Right? So understand that. It's the unfunny moments where black face isn't acceptable. Like when Ted Danson did that bullshit. 100%. That was not bad.

SPEAKER_04

Smack him in the mouth. Pack him up. It's when you do this shit and then you try to be like, oh boo do doob do. You know, that when you do it and then try to play that jigaboot bullshit. You know, it's a it's there's levels to this shit. Like, for instance, I wouldn't, I would not let um uh I would not be on a meme or anything else and have somebody put out something about uh uh fried chicken and watermelon or something. You know, like say for instance, I put a picture up of my, you know, I would not let my white friends post a picture of me that had anything to do with fried chicken or watermelon.

SPEAKER_06

That's coonish to me. Okay, all right. Uh it is a rare moment that I'm at a loss for words.

SPEAKER_04

I mean, okay, so would you let your white friends put up a picture of you holding anything and say, Scooters accept the money for watermelon seeds right now?

SPEAKER_06

My friends would not do that. My white friends would know better because accepting money right now.

SPEAKER_04

Donate donate money to Scooter for the for his uh fried chicken oil, for fried chicken, his oil fry, his chicken frying campaign.

SPEAKER_06

No, don't you know my white friends know better and they would not be my white friends no more. That would kind of be disrespectful, right? Can you imagine Amy doing something like this? Yeah, no, no. Now, mind you, shout out to Amy T minus, my girl, bag of pearls. What's up, girl? Let me say, as white as Amy is, I know for a fact if Amy ever came over, like, posted some shit like Scooter, just see your fresh girl. Nah, nah. I can't. She's she knows me enough to know Scooter would come to my house and smack everybody in my face.

SPEAKER_04

But there's a there's a level of respect. Yes, there's a level of respect. 100% sure. And if your friends can go online, like so this right here with Jake Paul and Drewski did it, you know, out of fun, right? Right, right. Because apparently his grandfather's white.

SPEAKER_05

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, he showed his grandfather, his grandfather's a white guy. Okay. So he did it, there's fun, just like they did at White Girls. You know, there's there's there's comedy, and then there's absolute making a mockery of shit. Like if you include fried chicken and watermelon, black face with big red lips, that is a mockery.

SPEAKER_06

Yes. 100%.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, so if I put on a blonde wig and acted numb as hell, then that would be a mockery to blonde haired white women.

SPEAKER_06

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

Alright.

SPEAKER_06

Excuse me. I just felt like the joint that Drewski did was hilarious. And again, if you white and you do it the right way, like I said, like the the the tropical thunder wave or whatever, it's humor in it. You can't act like there's not humor in it. You know what I mean? Like, but there's l there's levels.

unknown

It's an element of when you can look at it as the person that's being.

SPEAKER_02

And you can see it and be like, yeah, that kind of true. That kind of thing. Yeah, yeah, right.

SPEAKER_06

Well, I mean, like, here's what kills me, right? We go up in uh arms. We be up in arms about whiteface, blackface, all this. But we did the movie Little Man, and ain't nobody say nothing about the little people. Little people didn't walk around. You didn't see no little person on TV talking about this some bullshit. Marlon Wayne is perpetrating the little person. Yeah. Yo, my man that's in all the movies. Uh, the Lannister dude, what's the dude? Is he in all the movies? He was an X-Men. But little shirt, dude. Little shirt white dude that got the human-sized head, but he got the little people body. Yo, that dude ain't say nothing. Like, you ain't hear nobody come out talking about Marlon Wayne's playing little man.

SPEAKER_02

Uh uh, Brad, the comedian?

SPEAKER_04

No, the little dude with the beard and the mustache that looks like uh who does he look like? A little version.

SPEAKER_06

Like a little Tom Selleck. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know his name. I mean, you said that like you know him. He said, Brad. Oh, yeah, yeah, sure. But he's a very good actor.

SPEAKER_04

That dude's a good actor. Yeah, he didn't. Nobody tripped out when Marlon Wains was playing mental patient in what is Sex Templates? When he played half mental and stuff, nobody comes out, you know.

SPEAKER_06

No, not that dude. That's he's a comedian. Nah, I'm talking about the dude. He kind of looks like he kind of looks like the dude down there in the short. What's my digging? He's a Lannister. He's a Lannister. He was in uh Game of Thrones, he was, I mean, pretty much every movie.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, oh, the guy that looks like uh he's like an April villain.

SPEAKER_06

Yes, yes, yes, he always looks like a villain. He does.

SPEAKER_04

What's the name of the movie that I'm thinking was?

SPEAKER_06

Oh, he was in he was in Guardians of the Galaxy. Shit. He was in uh Niptuck. See, Guardians of the Galaxy, he was in uh joint, um, like I said, what I just say, he was just in uh the Lannister joint of uh with the the the the what's the thing Peter Dinklich. Yeah that name is crazy that is that is that sounds like a little person's name. Yeah, Peter Dinklage. That's fucked up. He should have changed it. Yeah, Dinklage. Little Dinky. Hey Dink Lil Dinky, little dinkster. Peter Dinklyster, I bet they call him the dinkster. The dinkster? Yeah, that dude. Yeah. Yeah, he's everywhere, dude. Yeah, he kills it.

SPEAKER_04

But you don't see him acting up and there's like I said, there's a fine line between mockery. That's okay, like what's her name? The the white chick that passed for black. She said she was black for all the Rachel.

SPEAKER_06

No, no, no, she was on some other shit. Like she was trying to get black funds and she did get some black funds and a whole lot of black shit with them black wigs. And she's she was out there.

SPEAKER_04

I identify as a black woman. Yeah, you are blonde hair and blue eyed. Your mama came from Europe, bitch. There's no not even uh the only black you want to. Wasn't she like the head of like uh something?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, ain't that crazy? Crazy. How that yo, how did the black people that was around her miss that?

SPEAKER_04

That fake ass accent. And if you if you look at her.

SPEAKER_06

Was she super 10?

SPEAKER_04

No, no.

SPEAKER_02

If you crazy part, she she was just right over there in Idaho. Uh-huh. And you know who in Idaho.

SPEAKER_06

Who Idaho?

SPEAKER_02

The the skinny.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, yeah. So that's where she was at doing this? Mm-hmm. Well, that's what it was. There wasn't no black people out there getting that money, and she was like, shoot, this money out here for black people, and ain't nobody getting it. That's right.

SPEAKER_04

And and she, you know, and then she kept her hair in French braids.

SPEAKER_06

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_04

She kept her braid, she knew how to French braid her hair. She kept her hair in French braids. Not only did she keep her hair, what the fuck is this? She kept her hair in French braids, and she always We both have an issues.

SPEAKER_06

You you falling into your chair. I'm getting stuff out of my nose. What's happening? I felt like something stuck on the chair. You stuck it, you stuck to your chair. There you go. Whatever. Miss Newman here taking a bra off.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, okay, shit. So I had to buy or you won't be taking that back. My thing is organization right now.

SPEAKER_06

Right, right.

SPEAKER_04

So I bought, I've got so many shoes. I've been buying these shoe organizer things. Cause other than that, I keep all my shoes in a big ass tote. So I bought shoe organizers. So this is one of the things that I'm supposed to stick on the back of the shoe organizer and stick it on the back.

SPEAKER_06

So you so you can be like this shoe's here.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

What do you how you label the shoes? Going out, dinner shoes.

SPEAKER_04

No, no, no. It's just slots and this fits 40 pair of shoes. 20 on one side and 20 on the other side. And it just hangs over your door, but um, it's cloth. So this goes on the back so it can stick. Oh, to the door just. Yeah, so every time I move the door, it's not sliding. Gotcha. But apparently it was stuck to machine.

SPEAKER_06

That is some old people shit. When you got them door things. No, you got too many fucking shoes. Yeah, every older black woman I know growing up had the shoe join behind their door. My nana, my mama, my auntie, my mom.

SPEAKER_04

Well, here I am. I I bought I bought I bought two of those and a uh thing that fits like 30 shoes, 30 uh shoe racks. Yeah, I'm tired of these shoes being every damn wear.

SPEAKER_06

He was like, forget that.

SPEAKER_04

I'm tired of them. Because in the mornings, I have to I have to pull over a whole damn tote of shoes just to get to one shoe.

SPEAKER_06

So for y'all that don't know, Miss Newman is moving on up. Moving on up, moving on up to the side. Moving on up. We finally got a piece of the pie. Mm-mm. Mm-hmm. Beans don't burn in the kitchen. Beans don't burn on the ground. Took a whole lot of trim. Just get up the hill. In the big leaf. Get the turn up. Long as we live. We're moving on up. Mr. Newman is moving across the briage. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Into the rich waters.

SPEAKER_04

Yes, I am now a resident. Oh, wait, let me let me back up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm no longer a resident of the stadium district port of Tacoma. I'm now a resident of Girhabata.

SPEAKER_06

Living in Bridgeton now. She's living in Bridgeton now.

SPEAKER_04

Yes, yes, yes. I love it. I love it. I love it. If I could just, I haven't been there.

SPEAKER_06

Did you feel snobby as you was moving in? Was you kind of like starting to look around a little different? I did that before.

SPEAKER_04

I still did that when we pulled in. I was like, hmm.

SPEAKER_02

She went to bed without locking her car. Right, right.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, yeah, I did. I didn't even like the front door. I didn't even lock the front door. I didn't even lock the front door. I told what my granddaughter could say, don't even worry about locking the front door. We're fine. But there's one problem.

SPEAKER_06

You what?

SPEAKER_04

No smoking. So that's gotcha. Oh, big time. I done bought about 40 motherfucking smokes.

SPEAKER_06

So what you gotta do? You gotta go out the outside.

SPEAKER_04

They have a designated smoking area. Um I just go sit in my goddamn car. Yeah. I'll take a little ride around the complex and just puff and smoke and look at the water. But it's cool. Uh uh, you know, um Papa may have a problem if he ever comes because he's a complete Newport smoker. Oh, okay. But uh I don't have nobody to smoke, so I don't smoke weed and I got some spray.

SPEAKER_06

Miss Newman in there.

SPEAKER_02

I gave you six mil six months before you give up that deposit.

SPEAKER_06

You say six months? She's gonna be moving somewhere else.

SPEAKER_02

She's gonna give up that deposit, you're like to get that deposit.

SPEAKER_06

No, I've been doing real good. I've been doing real.

SPEAKER_02

That deposit was what? 2,000?

SPEAKER_06

Nah, that's probably you can have that. She's uh Ms. Newman says she's gonna have cans outside, cans all over the place.

SPEAKER_04

No, no, I did better than that. I bought some potpourri. I went um, I went and invested in all the uh order candles, the smoker smoke candles. Oh, okay. So I keep the smoke candles lit. Okay, and then I got a can of uh order be gone.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, that's it. Let me tell you something. It must make a special noise.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, ch ch ch ch ch ch ch But I'ma telling you, I I believe in this stuff so much until if they asked me to promote it, I would you could literally smoke right now. We could smoke this room out, spray. That shit, walk out and walk back in here, and you wouldn't want to know the fucking hell fucking. But would you die the next week?

SPEAKER_06

Right.

SPEAKER_04

Well, I don't know about all that, but I know that you can't smell those smoke.

SPEAKER_06

Miss Newman, let me fill you in. You missed out on the drama a couple weekends ago. What was that? Last weekend. That was last weekend show. Oh, last Saturday show. So last was it last Saturday ex? Which one? When we had the the That was the only show that I missed was last week.

SPEAKER_02

Okay. The Goeie Duck episode.

SPEAKER_06

So remember how we had the porn star Trey was on here, right? Uh-huh. So we had these, we had this one lady that was on, right? And uh, what was her name? She on on TikTok, she's the unvaried god mom. But um Oh, Venus? Venus, yeah, there you go. So Venus was over and she had a friend, but her friend was off camera, right? And it's it was funny, dude. So we all sitting up in here. I'm talking, I'm running my mouth. I'm like, blah, blah, blah. And the friend that's off camera kind of signals to her. Sitting here, Venus was sitting here. And I see her kind of do like this, right? But I'm like, oh, maybe she's stretching her neck. I really didn't understand what was going on at the time. So I'm like, what's going on? Now, it's packed in here. So we got J Will over there, Blue was in here, my son's off camera, my man Paul had just come in. So we all up in here. They all noticed. Did you notice X?

SPEAKER_02

I didn't, I they were active, but I didn't know what they were wrong.

SPEAKER_06

So I didn't notice. So X is doing X shit, I'm running my mouth, and in the middle of all that, Jay Will says something like, Hold up. I like, and he brings it up. Like, woo. Cause they because they all like they like they got that whole we friends talking thing happening. Like, like they moving eyes and shit, and and they they reading each other. So I'm like, so finally she her friend off camera is like, yo, that's him, that's him. They knew Trey. And they was talking about how Trey well, you know, I and Trey, I'm telling you, you're more than welcome to come on and defend yourself. I'm in fact, I'm telling you, you need to come on and defend yourself. And bring my $40, Nick though. I know I blocked you, but I still have my $40, Nick. Well, that don't help what I was about to say. Because the George was talking about how Trey was a swindler. And he really had too much going on and all this other stuff. So I was like, man, yo, because I was I gave my history. Like I known Trey since this time. He my man, like I brought him up. And they was like, well, he's out here doing this and this now. And blah, blah, blah. So I was like, man, nah, nah, Trey. But they was going in. And here you are saying he owes you 40 bucks, but come defend your name, Trey. Yes, okay, so. Yeah. But they the crazy part was that they spotted it. Like, I mean, I guess she must have been reading The Friend Off Camera. The friend here was just looking. Was looking.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

And she seen it, and they just was like, and old girl was like, and they was like, that's him, that's him. And I was like, but what happened? And they had this whole story about the one off camera did. I guess the one off camera, like she was do only fans or something. And her and Trey had hooked up, I guess, to do OnlyFans, and he was just on some bullshit. You know what I mean? I mean, but I'm assuming they shot some video.

SPEAKER_04

Oh my.

SPEAKER_06

You know, come tell that story, Trey.

SPEAKER_04

She took all that meat. Oh, did I say I mean she's Lord Jesus? I seen the picture.

SPEAKER_06

I could say that. I mean, you can't. I'm not talking about it.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, I can say that. Just like, just like old boy that was sitting here, Mr. C E O. Uh-huh. Oh, help us, Jesus. Now I was sitting here. I was sitting here talking all that shit to that young man, right?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

I did not know. I'm thinking he is Mr. CEO because you know he light skinned and he good-looking dude, you know. Let me show that goddamn video, that motherfucker laying on that goddamn table. Jesus.

SPEAKER_06

So for those that don't know, we had uh a couple weekends ago, we had Mr. C E O in the weekend before last, right? Right? Because Venus was here last week, so the weekend before last, Mr. C E O was in here. And Mr. C E O.

SPEAKER_04

He makes this He makes this bottle look as though it is a baby bottle. He makes it look like a toy. And I was the devil is a lie. He was sitting on they had the painting sip.

SPEAKER_06

Right, right, right.

SPEAKER_04

And I didn't know that they were gonna be painting him. I thought, you know, no, literally, no, but I didn't know they were literally, I thought a painting sip, you stand there and I thought he was gonna be on some model shit. Yeah, like that type of shit. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no. They had this nigga laying down like a smorkish board, and they were literally like painting. Rubbing on him, but he had all of this right here, and then some, it looked like a whole appendix. It looked like a two-inch stone. But I look, let me tell you something, let me tell you something right now.

SPEAKER_06

You know, I might need to leave room for this. I don't know if I'm old enough for this conversation.

SPEAKER_04

No, I'm just saying then you're gonna donate some of that to some less fortunate people. Because ain't nothing. Uh hey, I I know for a fact when it when when dingling's are too big, they don't get hard. That's that's that's a fact. It takes too much blood to pump them up. And if they pump them up when they go down, they're gonna they just pass out. They have nothing left. Boy, let me tell you something. Go to some of that dingling and give it to somebody else. That was a whole lot of dick. And Trey, bring my $40.

SPEAKER_06

That's a whole lot of dick. Trey got a lot of dick too. Ms. Newman just took us down dick memory lane.

SPEAKER_04

Because we had dealt with two dicks.

SPEAKER_06

Love you feel violent.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, don't do it. No, don't feel violated because Trey, Trey, Trey Von Curtis, you're blessed. But let me, but but you look like a baby compared to Mr. CEO. Mr. CEO can get that 40. You know, this is a conversation.

SPEAKER_06

I just can't even really partake in it. Don't do it. So the so the girls that came was cute. Okay, but Mr. CEO can get that $40. Venus was cute. Her friend was cute. Shout out to them. So who did it betray? The friend? The friend. The friend was a well, I don't know. I kind of got a vibe that they might have had a they might have had a little a threesome.

SPEAKER_02

The Jess Benz.

SPEAKER_06

Okay. Oh yeah. I I kind of had a little vibe that maybe they might have had a little thing. Because she had an OnlyFans and she had had an OnlyFans. Okay. I kinda had got a little vibe that maybe they had done the OnlyFans thing with Trey. Uh-huh. Right. But she was the more active one. Like the like, so the Jess Bands joint. Yeah, her name was Jess. I think she was more active as far as like trying to like kick in it with the dude. And she like maybe brought her friend along. She brought Venus along. Like, y'all got a friend type shit. Like, and she does OnlyFans. Bam. I'm trying to find out where the 50-year-old OnlyFans is at. I need to get on the only 50 year olds. The spot where I can drop my gut on somebody back and they don't really have a problem with it because that's what's supposed to happen. You better go and make your porn hub model page and call it a day.

SPEAKER_04

Pornhub model page.

SPEAKER_06

I mean porn hub model.

SPEAKER_04

That's what you do. Gut porn hub model.

SPEAKER_06

And just be up there?

SPEAKER_04

No, no, no. That's what they call the stuff.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, oh, what?

SPEAKER_04

You become a porn hub model and you send you a video of yourself jacking off or your feet and you're in.

SPEAKER_06

That's it's just that easy. That's wow. I I I don't think uh I don't think I don't know. How you know about this?

SPEAKER_04

Because I I have a page.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, all right. Well hello. So wait a minute. So you just be posting shit of yourself and they send you cash? Not yet.

SPEAKER_04

I haven't I haven't yet. I I've got videos I have not loaded yet.

SPEAKER_06

Trey, if you out there watching, because he said you watch every Saturday, Pornhub Model page, porn hub model page. Well, how are you supposed to be doing porn though? Well, but I mean he I mean he might need a violet. You know what I mean? Go ahead. But I need you to come on the show, Trey, and defend your name, my brother. Defend your name, because the ladies, I'm gonna try to get all y'all. I'm gonna let's try to get Jess Benz, Venus, and Trey on the jaw. That yeah, all y'all. It tuck them out. That's bad, but it tucked him back. I want y'all, if you're out there watching that, I know y'all gonna tune in, right? When y'all get a chance to see this episode, when y'all tune in, if y'all not, you know, if you go on live and you tune in, look, but either way, get at me. Let me know if y'all want to do it. I think that'll be dope. We bring all of them back on the show and let them tell their story. Be like, Jerry, Jerry, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

SPEAKER_04

I want to be here for that one.

SPEAKER_06

I want to see it because she, they, because the thing is, they have some things to say about Trey that wasn't really pleasant.

SPEAKER_04

Really? Trey, nephew.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. Not nephew, nephew. And I was like, man, come on, man. You know. You can't even defend it. Yeah, because I'm like, damn, Trey. And because they was like, he sent the dick pick, and I was like, well, yeah, that's that's everybody gets that's what he does.

SPEAKER_04

I will say, Trey, it's it's it's a it's a it's a it's a okay looking piece of meat, but it ain't that I want my $40, nigga.

SPEAKER_06

It ain't $40 worth of it.

SPEAKER_04

No, because I hey, and and first of all, I don't I don't just fuck around. I'm not just a hump arounder, you know what I mean? And at the the fact that he called me, he he got the $40 from me at a vulnerable time. I was very vulnerable.

SPEAKER_06

Why you was looking at his dick pic?

SPEAKER_04

No, I was in Portland. Oh and that's all I'm gonna say.

SPEAKER_06

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_04

I was in Portland, uh, I was in Portland handling some business. Right.

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You was down in Milwaukee.

SPEAKER_02

He wasn't in no Portland, he was in Milwaukee.

SPEAKER_04

Milwaukee. Okay. So, but uh he called me and I I was I was already, you know, I was in the T D's. Right. You know, and I was I was cute. And you feel yourself. And so I was, you know, kin key and his shit. And he happened to call, and I was like, oh, that's my nephew. And then he kept calling. So I was like, shit, let me get this nigga. So I should have just blocked him. Right. But, you know, I was trying to be the, you know, the cool AT while I was being cute, you know. Right, right. I sent that nigga that $40 and then I blocked him. And I thought to myself, bitch, you will never see that $40 again. Ever. Ever. So, but you know, hopefully, hopefully, when these ladies come on, they'll and Trey come on, maybe we'll be we'll get some, maybe somebody can pay. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, all everybody. He low key like I like C O Man, I come up here all the time.

SPEAKER_06

For real, yo, Mr. CEO, come on back, man. Hey now, I'm just saying. Because Jay Will said he had produced it some porno movies. And if we get Mr. CEO and Trey in here and only fan chicks, uh huh, it's gonna be freaky Friday.

SPEAKER_02

I'm saying why somebody works just gonna be. Where are you gonna be? Outside.

SPEAKER_06

I'm gonna be outside too. What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna have Miss Newman host the show that night.

SPEAKER_04

I have to have show with him.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, because I don't think it's it's it's it's officially too many dicks in the room for me to be in. For me to be in.

SPEAKER_04

And you know, it's not the problem if it's to be in too many dicks. Them is some big dicks. I'm not, I don't know what I'm not saying, I don't know, because these are my brothers. So, you know that so you know there, but I'm saying when I say these are a p there, okay, so oh, help us, Jesus. They these are appendages. I will say this.

SPEAKER_06

I will say this. One of my favorite movies is A Soldier's Story. And in that movie, one of my favorite lines, my man said, I know who I is, Pete. I feel sorry for the Sarge. Yeah, I know who I is, so I'm I'm comfortable with myself in my in my in my life.

SPEAKER_04

What's that what's his name? Uh uh CJ?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

CJ, CJ said that that was CJ.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, it was CJ, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

And the fucked up thing is how he died in real life.

SPEAKER_01

Word? I don't know. I know how do you die?

SPEAKER_04

He ate.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, for real?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, Larry, uh, Larry, um, what's his name? Larry uh something of the matter. He died of AIDS. And then then, you know, then he died of AIDS, and then Howard Rollins died of AIDS. The dude that played the the um the dark skinned dude, the sergeant, the one that was. Oh, the one of the investigation. What? Yeah, he died of AIDS too, but he died when they caught his ass. He was he was he had been arrested a couple times for uh drinking and driving and shit. And he was a dresser. What? Yeah, the heat of the night, dude? Heat of the night dude. He was arrested. There's a couple, uh there's a couple of his mugshots with him. The heat of the night dude was cross-dressing. Yes. Wow. He's got mugshots with he's got mugshots of uh of him with makeup and shit on. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Yo, you know, I heard that Steve Urgeldaddy was uh Carl Winslow was how you say it was gay.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, he was. He was gay too.

SPEAKER_06

Are we sure about that? Did we know that for real?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, oh Reginald Val Johnson came out as being gay a long time ago. I heard George Jefferson was gay. Did y'all hear that?

SPEAKER_06

Yes. I heard that Sherman Hensley was gay.

SPEAKER_02

I I blame, I blame the great comedian for all of that.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, I just gonna blame Richard Pryor for that.

SPEAKER_04

Howard Rollins mugshot.

SPEAKER_06

Yo, it's crazy to find out, like, wow, I didn't know that.

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I got a job for a visit. You know, you can just get it.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, I mean Howard Rollinshot. Howard Rollins. Howard Rollins' shot. I'm sorry. Howard Rollins.

SPEAKER_04

Howard Rollins.

SPEAKER_06

Howard Rollins mugshot. But yeah, an ex over there trying to bring it up.

SPEAKER_04

Larry, I can't think of his name. Larry was AIDS. CJ died of AIDS. Both of those guys died from AIDS.

SPEAKER_06

Didn't know it.

SPEAKER_04

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_06

Soldier story is my shit, too.

SPEAKER_04

I love that fucking show. I hated that damn circle.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, I hated the SARS. Oh, I wanted to beat him. I hated the Sarge so much when he was uh, I think he left the military and went and became the dad and motherfucking. The color purple. The color purple. Oh, I love when she spitting his uh when she shouldn't drink, yes.

SPEAKER_04

Next time I'll put a little sugar average in it.

SPEAKER_06

That was it.

SPEAKER_04

Uh there's down there, gay mug shot. Gay mug shot. He was dressed in uh yeah, he had a dressed head on.

SPEAKER_06

Way down there, down there here in the makeup, right?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, but that was a good movie too. If you ever watched that movie, he was in ragtime. Ever saw him on ragtime? Oh, that was his that was like a good, that was his film debut. Oh so if you ever get the chance to watch that movie, watch it.

SPEAKER_02

How did you miss that? That's what they were.

SPEAKER_06

Well, Raghunt? What rag hunt? I know, I mean, but I ain't never really looked up no pictures of him with his shirt off or nothing. Like I never was like, oh, whatever the heat of tonight, guys got pictures with his shirt off. Like, nah.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, yeah, he was gay, but this there's not they're not showing us his family probably took him down, but yeah, there's pictures of him when he they arrested him because he was, I think he was under the influence or something, speeding or whatever. I don't even know if that's him right there. That's him.

SPEAKER_02

So going back to Ray J saying the gatency.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. Uh oh, we talked about that, yeah. Because I was saying that the gatency was too much. But the actually after they they I they kind of sw they swoop, they swooed me. They swooed me. I was swoaded.

SPEAKER_04

Okay.

SPEAKER_06

Cause they was like, well, it's better than saying LGBTQ, right?

SPEAKER_04

I like the gatency.

SPEAKER_06

I was like, okay, I I it started to wear on me. Like, okay, I can see you saying the gagincy because it's quicker than saying the LGBT because the gatency means like that's just encompassing of everybody. So I was against it at first, but now I guess Ray J, he got a word. He got a word out there, he needs to go ahead and coin the phrase.

SPEAKER_04

Well, them motherfuckers keep adding letters. That's what pisses me off. So the gagincy is that just that just includes everybody. Right. So because it was LGBT, it was an LGBT, now it's the LGBTQ. That's the LGBTQR-s-t-U-V-W-X-Y-N-Z.

SPEAKER_06

It's an I think it's an I in there somewhere too.

SPEAKER_04

So just call it the Gaygency, and that just covers everybody. But I was against that waste, but I I get it, Ray J.

SPEAKER_06

Makes sense.

SPEAKER_04

So is he gay? Is he in the closet too?

SPEAKER_06

I think he's he's the so that's what we talked about last week. We were saying that he had so he had did a uh he had done an interview where he had come out and said he was out of the closet. He was like, I've been down with the Gegency. I don't know. I think that Ray J right now is one of them dudes, he's a sell himself for his soul for money type. And I believe that Ray J will say whatever the hell Ray J needs to say to stay relevant.

SPEAKER_04

He's clout chasing.

SPEAKER_06

Facts.

SPEAKER_04

Like they said.

SPEAKER_06

Facts. Yeah, so but um But I do believe he'll take a dick. Shit if it was to keep him famous, I do believe he would take some dick and and put it out there.

SPEAKER_04

He probably done took some dick.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, yeah, true. He was at the parties.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. You know, and and not only that, but you know, um, it really goes back to the same thing. Brandy was a hoe.

SPEAKER_06

Damn.

SPEAKER_04

She was a hoe she was a hoe. You can't defend, you can't put the how you just gonna put that on her like that. I ain't never heard Brandy be around. Okay, let's say, she was I I'm okay. I I take it back, but you you been around, bitch. You been around.

SPEAKER_06

And I I mean, I heard she kicked it with Maze. She kicked it with my man's Fred Joe Starr.

SPEAKER_04

Brandy's date.

SPEAKER_06

And then she fucked with Kobe. Her and Kobe fucked around for a minute. Didn't her and Kobe get married or engaged or some shit?

SPEAKER_04

Uh uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.

SPEAKER_06

They was like, they was like school, high school sweethearts.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, he went to she went to his prom. Yeah. She went to his high school prom. Or his high school, yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Something like that.

SPEAKER_04

But yeah, but uh, but Brandy been, let me tell you something. Everybody, I do believe that when you come into um celebrity ism. Right. And you come at a young age, or if you come at a young age or an old age, I think that you are new meat. Wherever you go, you're new meat.

SPEAKER_07

True.

SPEAKER_04

And so by it being fresh meat, you gotta be, you gotta know uh your limits.

SPEAKER_06

Go to that middle joint right there with the list. No, no, over, over, over to the left. Because if not to the left. Right there, yeah, that would be.

SPEAKER_04

If not, I think what happens is people will deal with you.

SPEAKER_06

Let me see, they that they give you the that's the joint they be doing on Facebook, Brandy, whole track record.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. And saying that you uh So who is who's the people?

SPEAKER_06

Who she got?

SPEAKER_04

So R L from uh uh Baby and Windwin.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, oh yeah, yeah, next. Fredero Starr, see, Kobe. Juan Yeah X, I don't know what you're doing. Juanyay, Usher, Mace, I knew Mace. I ain't know Alan Payne.

SPEAKER_04

Uh-uh, I didn't know that either.

SPEAKER_06

Tyrese. She was in Engage to Quentin, whoever that is, Quentin, whatever his name is. Nick Cannon? Well, Nick Cannon got he got broads. Scroll out, scroll out. Is that what I have to do? And her baby daddy ain't even on there. Is that uh uh Memphis Bleak? Not Memphis Bleak, nah. I think that's uh what's his name? My man's uh Meek Mills. Is that Meek Mills?

SPEAKER_02

Nah, way down at the bottom. The last row.

SPEAKER_04

The last row, the only one that I know is the one in the middle. I know Terrence J. Uh-huh. And I don't even know who the fuck, yeah.

SPEAKER_06

What Asian dude? He looked Asian on the far end, next to two dudes over from Terrence. Oh, yeah. Uh the dude next to him look like either. Ain't that Trey, what's his name? Trey, Trey, uh, Trey Songs.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, that is Flo Rider. Oh. And Sir the Baptist, Ryan Press.

SPEAKER_06

McNeil Knight, who's that? Uh-uh. Ain't never heard of him. He's a regular dude. Flo rider. Ryan Press, I ain't never heard of him either. Sir the Baptist.

SPEAKER_04

Never heard of him. Hey, son, I'll call you right back. Wow.

SPEAKER_06

Wow. Wow.

SPEAKER_04

I'm in my podcast.

SPEAKER_06

Just the whole unprofessional listeners. They're picking up the phone. Damn. Just threw the whole show off. Go on, have a conversation. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_04

That's mama baby.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, today.

SPEAKER_04

Tomorrow you'll be like, that nigga pissed me off. No, not smoking. That's mama's baby boy.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_04

We talk about mama boy.

SPEAKER_06

Uh it's two differences.

SPEAKER_04

Two differences. Mama's baby boy. That's my that's that's my good boy. That's my barber. I ain't know Brandy.

SPEAKER_06

Brandy got a little track record on her.

SPEAKER_04

She does, but I what kills me is that everybody.

SPEAKER_06

Who her baby daddy?

SPEAKER_04

Uh he's nobody. He's not even a he's not even a star because remember when she got pregnant, she had the show on MTV. Nah, this was show she had on MTV. Yes, when when Brandy got pregnant, Brandy and her baby daddy had a show on MTV. And it was showing her like as she was going to have a couple of things.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, one of them, one of them like the follow you along joints. Okay.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, and I think she was like, it was like um uh what she was going through it while she was pregnant, and I think she was trying to do uh um doing an album and stuff like that. He was a big old dark-skinned dude, yeah. And um they were but she what it was was they didn't want Brandy to look like she was just a toss-around, so they made it, they said she was married. Okay, okay because remember at the time, remember when Brandy got married, yeah, she wasn't married, she was just pregnant.

SPEAKER_06

That dude in 2006, his name is Mike Keel Knight. His parents was really Knight Rider fans. Yeah, for real. We're just gonna spell it different. Yeah, we're gonna spell it different.

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His name is Sir the Baptist.

SPEAKER_06

Sir the Baptist. I've never heard of that dude a day in my life.

SPEAKER_04

I've never heard that or Ryan Press. But if you look, now she looked she she she ran him in because she started with RL in '95. Right. She got tired of his ass. She's shey, she took a little break, and then she got Federal Starr. Then she took a little break when they broke up about a month. Yeah, I will talk to Cody. Her little turnaround time. Yeah, she got shey, her turnaround time is on point.

SPEAKER_06

She took a little break right there between Masonell and Payne. The biggest time she had off is Nick Cannon and and the Night Rider. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh-huh. Oh no, well, uh, maybe that's where the baby dad came in between 2006 and 2009.

SPEAKER_04

Uh-uh, because that was way before then. Oh, okay. It was way before then.

SPEAKER_06

It had to be somewhere. She was engaged to the one dude, so she must have been cheating on him with Nick Cannon. And this was in the Damn, how old is Brandy's baby?

SPEAKER_04

Because that's that that'll put it right there. Cause it had to be.

SPEAKER_06

That baby gotta be like like probably an adult now. Wait, wait, because she had to have that baby. Look up Brandy's baby, baby, uh, ex.

SPEAKER_04

Brandy's baby, they had a baby. Cause I remember, I remember that documentary on MTV.

SPEAKER_06

He was carrying her around and she was carrying her and so while he's looking that up, y'all seen the shit? Um, so the cat offset got shot.

SPEAKER_04

Ping ping.

SPEAKER_06

And so they said this dude, um TJ. TJ, little TJ did it. Right? But the dude had got out. So I had seen the interview where they was talking, well, he was getting out, and they was asking him questions, and he was like, offset, uh, uh, what did he say? He was rat. He was rat. But I'm like, his was crazy. Is it popping in these dudes? Like, I understand, like nowadays, the the I guess in my head, the the the way hip hop was, rap was, these cats now, like the Migos dude, the they they getting shot at? Okay. Like, is they music like that? No.

SPEAKER_04

So Am I missing something? It's it's always been known, it's been known that offset has a gambling problem.

SPEAKER_06

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

He was so Hold up, hold up, real quick.

SPEAKER_06

Ms. Newman is my Jaguar right, just so y'all know. She always got the T and the backstory on somebody. Go ahead, Ms. Newman.

SPEAKER_04

So, word on the street is offset, it's been known that offset has a very bad gambling problem.

SPEAKER_05

Got it.

SPEAKER_04

And some kind of way, he and he borrowed 10 racks from Lil J. They was gambling. Offset was down. This boy gave me $10,000. Okay. Offset been moving around, gambling and doing whatever the fuck he's doing, and they paid Old Boy back. Offset was supposedly in New York. I forgot where the thing said he was. And Old Boy was like, yo, let me get my 10 racks, nigga. I see you still gambling and you got money, nigga. Let me get my 10 racks. Why am I having to chase you for this money, nigga? So Offset got smart with the nigga, got smart with him, blah, blah, blah. Well, he found out that Offset was at the casino in Florida. And this boy popped up with his entourage. I guess Offset had some people with him. Old Boy popped up with some people with him. And then Offset got into it. Offset started whipping his ass and one of the dude's entourage shot.

SPEAKER_05

Offset.

SPEAKER_04

Offset. Right. So then when it's all said and done, old boys tried to say that when they were taking offset away, offset said, that's the nigga that shot me right there. So that's why TJ called him a snitch. Because he got apparently offset screamed out, that's the nigga that shot me.

SPEAKER_06

I mean, who wouldn't do that? Yeah, I mean, is it snitching or is it telling? Right? Because it's different. No, it's not. So here's the thing. I'll be trying to explain to the youth, to the youths out there, right? Here's what let me let me break it down for y'all. Me and you do a crime. Uh-huh. You get caught. I don't. Right? And they say, or, or even if we both get caught, but they offering you all kind of stuff to give up of a name, and then you can say, well, yeah, well, Scooter did do this, this, and that. That is snishing. You snitched on me, right? You gave up my name, said I did something because we did a crime together. Now, me and you ride, I I pick you up, and you jump in the car, uh, you go, I drop you off at the bank, I'm waiting for you. You come out the bank, and you like, go, go, go, go, go. And we get arrested. And they say, What happened? And I say, Man, I don't know, dude. I picked her up, took it to the bank, she ran in and came back out with a whole bunch of money. That is not snishing. That is telling. You did not involve me in your plans to go in that bank.

SPEAKER_07

No.

SPEAKER_06

You did not explain to me what was happening when you went in that bank. I was driving my car and my friendliness drove you to the bank as a friend. That's right. Right? So, therefore, I am telling. That is not snishing. I have not been to jail, don't plan to go to jail. Therefore, I told. There's a difference. There's a difference between snitching and telling. So, if a motherfucker shot me and they wheeling me out, and I see him watching, okay. That's the shop. That is telling. That is not snitching. Okay, well, that's what they said offset is. There he is right there. Because guess what? If it would have been random Joe in the in the audience that shot you, and you said that, TJ would have been like, yeah, that was him. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Well, what do you think about the um, I don't know how far y'all get down in the rap thing, but uh Gucci man, Gucci man getting uh robbed and kidnapped by his uh the dude on his label. Pooh Shyisty. What? Yeah, it's the dude on his label. And what makes it so bad? This motherfucker just got out of jail out of jail during three years.

SPEAKER_06

The Pooh Shistie dude just. And so breaking me down. I don't I'm not hip to that whole story.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, so years some years ago, yeah, uh um uh Gucci Man.

SPEAKER_06

First off, I never thought I would be sitting back talking about man, these names to some of these hip hop casts is wow. Lil TJ and Offset Gucci Man and Pooh Pooh Shisty. Pooh Shisty. Pooh Shistie. Yes. Shysti's in his name. That's his name. Pooh Shisty.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, so you should know that this motherfucker is gonna do some shit. His whole thing is uh, you can't outsnake a snake. Wow. He tell and his song, one of his songs is Get It Back in Blood. And he tell you, I'm gonna rob you, and the only way you're gonna get your shit back is get it back in blood. So he purposely, that's this nigga stands on business. Okay. That's one thing that nigga do. But I guess some years ago, he he signed to Gucci Mang. He and another nigga from Memphis and Big Scar, R. I P Big Scar. He died of a as soon as he got big, he died of a uh drug overdose. Okay. And but um, and today was his birthday, so RIP him. But anyways, Gucci Mang signed Pooh Shysti to his label. Right. He did some stupid shit. Soon as he signed to the label and got money, uh Pooh Sheisty was in Florida and they robbed some niggas in Florida. Okay. So he they robbed over some tennis shoes. Oh so they got them on tape with this robbery thing. So then this nigga goes to goes to jail over this. Right. He's supposed to do five years, but he did three. Got it. He gets out, and I don't, I'm not sure what happened, but he was trying to get off of Gucci Man's label.

SPEAKER_07

Got it.

SPEAKER_04

And I get I don't know the preliminaries because I ain't dipped that deep in it. But he found out that Gucci was in Dallas. He, his father, his best friend, and I guess some more entourage decided that they are going to go from Memphis. Him and his father. His father. His father is his man. Alright. So his his father seen his daddy. Uh-huh. Got it. And another dude, Big 30, and some other people, drove to Dallas. Now, mind you, this motherfucker has on an ankle bracelet.

unknown

Tracable.

SPEAKER_04

He has on a whole ankle monitor. He's not even supposed to be the brakes, yeah.

SPEAKER_06

He's not even supposed to leave the state.

SPEAKER_04

Right. So you done left them with all the way to Dallas.

SPEAKER_06

Right.

SPEAKER_04

They done got to Dallas to the goddamn recorder studio where Gucci was at. And his dad was, it's it said that his dad was like, look, we're not fixing to go in here with all this. Yeah. You know, let's go in here and talk, like, we're just gonna go ahead and say give it the money. Blah, blah, blah. These niggas get in there and just start acting stupid. I don't know what's up, but they said that the nigga, one one nigga was unscrewing Gucci's earrings out of his ear and all kinds of shit. Yes, but took his necklace off. But what they that's that's another thing to me, why they had this a gun at this, they had a gun in his face and everything. They like really robbed this nigga. But everybody's saying the same thing. Gucci made a post and he was like, I will never tell the police. I would not, I don't even know, like, he don't even know how it got back, you know. Right. That it hasn't been character, because he was like, one of one of Gucci things, nigga, I will never tell. You know, his he's a street nigga.

SPEAKER_02

There was a sound engineer in the closet. Yeah, that's exactly for this. I think there's a guy in here named Pooh Shisty. Yeah, and he's robbing my client.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, Gucci mane.

SPEAKER_04

Plus, he had on the damn braces. So you told on yourself.

SPEAKER_06

He did tell on himself. He kind of told on himself. Like, we followed you there. We don't, what'd you even go there for? Like, you kind, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, so there's Brandy's baby daddy.

SPEAKER_06

Oh man.

SPEAKER_04

You don't remember when she married him?

SPEAKER_06

He looked like Killer Mike.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, he does. Shit, he does. And he, him, ex and killer mike will all be brothers.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. X, yeah, that's uh that makes sense. That's some crazy shit. Pooh Shysti. What is going on with rappers today? Like, I don't understand it. Like, it's just It's the generation. I think you know what it is? I'm gonna tell you what I think. Hip-hop lyrically is in a whack place, right? To the point that, and now you got a lot of old school cats, Red Man and all of them dropping new albums. And those albums is hitting, right? They're not only they hitting, but they selling out. So now the young boys is already feeling threatened because the old heads is coming back and snatching they glory and they shine back.

SPEAKER_07

Right, right, right.

SPEAKER_06

And now, and what they were saying and how they was looking is kind of off-brand anyway. So now it's like, yo, we gotta prove that we real hood, we real street. So now we gotta beef with each other, we gotta rob and get at each other. You know what I mean? And I think that's really what it is, is just that nobody's really feeling the music that they putting out, you know, other than just the image. It's the image, right? So like people love that, oh they cool, this and this and that, but they ain't really pumping their shit.

SPEAKER_04

It's all murder, death, kill. That's just like, um, like I don't give a I don't give a damn what nobody says. Y'all know, like, I know how influential music is. I do not like a future. I hate future. Every song that future sings has to do with promethazine and pills. So if you got kids out there listening to, he take a, he says he gotta pop a perk just to start up, you know, then what the fuck is that telling kids? Oh, you need a pill just to pop up. So kids are listening to this shit. Now, I'm not gonna lie, god damn it, I listen to ski ye. And I listen to Glow Rilla.

SPEAKER_02

Glow Rilla's part.

SPEAKER_04

I I I I fucks with Glow really tough. And there's a few songs by um uh what's the name? What I just said, Ski Ye. Sexy Red.

SPEAKER_06

For me, if you ain't spitting no bars, I can't rock with you, man. Like if like I've the newest cats I fuck with, the coast contrary, them, them cats is raw. Yeah, like that's my my lane. You gotta have bar game. You gotta be able to spit it.

SPEAKER_04

Uh big ups to T.I. his uh his album or that uh let them know just hit platinum. Oh, did it? Yeah, okay. But I like I I happen to like uh Juvenile's album better than I like Okay uh Yeah, see all these guys is dropping new shit, right?

SPEAKER_02

Speaking of TI, Damani got bars.

SPEAKER_06

His son, yeah, his son got bars. I give him credit. I give him cigar I I yeah, definitely.

SPEAKER_04

Well, and I like the other son's music too. The other son's definitely like his. Yeah, no, not King. Um uh Red, the oldest boy. That's the one? He's a blues man. He's more boys hippie. Uh, what's his name? Uh something red. But he's um Jimi Hendrixy. He's bluesy. So his music is not uh, his music is not uh if you don't like blues, you won't like it.

SPEAKER_06

Since we talking hip hop and music, the question was asked Um Is Eminem the bar for white rappers? Right? And it was Charlemagne the Guy and Jadakiss, and I forgot who else was having this conversation, and Charlemagne the Guy was like, yo, is and here's the thing. I believe he's the bar now for white rappers. But let me be very clear when I say what I'm about to say. I need y'all to lock in and pay attention when I say what I'm about to say. The original white rapper bar setter was MC Surge from third base.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_06

That is, I'm just giving you some factual shit.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, right.

SPEAKER_06

Beastie Boys was light, but nobody looked at the Beastie Boys as no lyrical. Right.

unknown

They were party boys.

SPEAKER_06

Right, right. They was Lim Biscuit before Lim Biscuit. That's why they called the Beastie Boys. You know what I'm saying? But the first lyrically nice white boy was MC Search from third base. Peeve uh Pete Nice was decent too. But MC Search had barred game. And he was the white, for me, the white rapper that set the tone. Because after that, every white rapper that had started coming out was like, yo, we gotta have Spitz. And you can and you can look at him. Everlast, right? He was down with Ice TM, organized confusion. Uh he he he Everlast later on became my man for with with the um the house of pain. Yeah. The house of pain. That was Everlast. He was no, he was he was House of Pain first. No, no, he was he was in he was with Ice T and M first. He was Everlast. So at the time, people didn't know. He was a clean-cut rapper. You could look him up. He was.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, jump around.

SPEAKER_06

No, before he did jump around, before he had that grungy look, he was just Everlast. A single white rapper. He was down with I think it was called Organized Crime or Organized Confusion or something like that. There was a group and they was down with Ice T. And he was that first. And then he left them and then became uh the House of Pain. House of House of Is it House of Pain? Yeah, House of Pain.

SPEAKER_02

Jump Around.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, and it became House of Pain. Oh, yeah. And that's what made it funny, because he was this clean cut kind of like, hey, got jolly looking rapper. And then the next time you see him, he's like on flannel. Right. And you talking about fucking motherfuckers up and shit. But so yeah, Everlast was.

SPEAKER_04

They repped that Irish shit. That's one thing they did. They ripped their Irish shit. They did. They repped their Irish shit.

SPEAKER_06

Is that him right there? That's Everlast right now. But if you go back to Everlast when he was uh Everlast original pictures, organized. I think type in Everlast Organized. It should come up when you type in Organize.

SPEAKER_04

But I like that Cuddy had uh uh you might know. It might be crime.

SPEAKER_06

Organized crime or organized.

SPEAKER_04

He looked like Cam in that picture of him.

SPEAKER_06

He do look like Cam. But we know where Cam got in. But he that's who he was down with, with them cats first. Everlasting.

SPEAKER_04

Well we know where Kim, we know who we know who Cam's heroes are. Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_06

But you know, but until like I said, for a long time, it was MC Search was the first nice white boy. And then these cats, like I said, they came along, everlasting them came along. But every white boy after definitely was like, now Eminem, after he came out, crushed it. From that point on, it was like, yo, if you white, like now, but Eminem to me, like MC Search, had knowledge of hip-hop. Yes. You know what I'm saying? MC item knowledge of hip-hop. He wasn't just pretending. He actually had hip-hop knowledge. He understood bars and structure and all of these different things. That's why he gets the respect he gets. Because he he was a fan of hip-hop. He had his favorites, he loved, you know, lyricism and all of that. And I think that's what sets him apart. Like MC Search was a knowledgeable dude. He knew hip-hop. You don't have Nas without MC Search. True facts.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. I wouldn't put Paul Wall in there. I wouldn't put Paul Wall out there. Like you said, when you mentioned white rap. No, no, but here's the deal Paul Wall wasn't a rapper, Paul Wall's beats. Yeah, he just wants to be a big thing. Paul Wall's Paul Wall is a beat producer, and he just so happened to jump on his shit. Some shit, yeah. Because uh that uh uh sitting on fofos and um that one with um those are his beats. Yeah, yeah. So you know, and with Mike Jones, right? So and he the but uh uh Paul Wall got on because he does he did teeth.

SPEAKER_06

So but he was and that was his thing, yeah. Bubba Sparks was nice, Bubba Sparks for Country White Boy, he had the one song, um Miss New Booty. But he had the other song. Uh what was it? He was done with Timberland.

SPEAKER_04

The one that died, um not the one that died. Um what's the motherfucker? No, no, no white rabbit. He's with a no, he's with uh uh MGK. I've never heard anything the machine gun Kelly do.

SPEAKER_06

I've never heard of it his little rap devil song was dope that he dissed on Eminem.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, I've never I've never even.

SPEAKER_06

That was the only song I ever heard that he had, and I thought he did okay. He wasn't better than Eminem, but at least he did okay. Like he he tried, he shot for the stars on that one.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, I can't nobody fuck with M. I gotta give it to M because I do have to um one of his songs will forever be in my playlist, and that's you better lose yourself.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, lose yourself.

SPEAKER_04

Yes, because the moment you own it, you better never let it go.

SPEAKER_06

You only get one shot. All right, so look, before we get off, I got two things I gotta talk about. First off, um I said I did the TikTok post uh I think last week, week before, and I asked the question Is eating ass now the norm to like eating coochie, right? Now back in the day, like let's say in the 80s, eating coochie was kind of like a frilly thing. Like if you ate coochie, it was like, ooh, he's a freak, he eats coochie, right? Like right, but then by the time the 90s came around, maybe late 90s, early 2000s, it was part of the the packing list, right? It just came, it was normal, it was a prereq. You had to eat coochie before you even got to get some coochie, right? Like women, like women automatically expect it nowadays. Would you agree?

SPEAKER_04

You're motherfucking right.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, so I'm saying that has I'm saying has time changed so much now that eating coochie and having sex is already known that's gonna happen. Is eating ass now the new eating coochie? Is it like, uh, we're kind of expecting it? Like now we know you're gonna eat.

SPEAKER_04

It's almost like the delicatessen, but I don't get the same feeling that I get from the back that I get in the front. I mean, it's just it doesn't do, it does not turn me on. Right. Like, you know, and and you know, it I I guess it is the new norm. I guess everybody wants to eat ass now, but when they say groceries bring the groceries. No, Nick, I want groceries I can eat. Yeah. And when you get past eating coochie, the only other way to make me happy past eating coochie is putting money in my bank account. Because eating My ass just not getting me to where I need to be. It doesn't even turn me on. It's just like I don't know. I don't know. Like, roll over, let me eat your ass. Why? Biggest thing right, you ain't even made me come eating the coochie yet. Why you want to go to my ass?

SPEAKER_06

That sounds gay to me. Ms. Newman said you better spend some time down there licking on that cooter. So let me ask you this, because you just said it. So eating ass sounds gay to you. If a dude said to you, turn over, you'll be like, hold the fuck up. No, if he says lick my ass, then I'm really gonna be like, nigga, you want me to lick my cousin? I don't know. Why? I'm gonna ask y'all. I'ma ask y'all, do y'all ass? You know, I've had my ass licked. Okay. I'm gonna say, it was okay. It was all right. It was all right. Like I wasn't like, get the fuck, you know what I mean? Like I ain't gonna smack you away, but I ain't gonna get into position for you either. You're not gonna put your legs up. Yeah.

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No.

SPEAKER_06

You're not gonna get off my force and put like a princess. Like I said, that shit is gonna have to happen accidentally. At no point will I be like, God.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, so if she if she right here, right?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

And she right, you know, going right here. Right. And she be like, lift your legs. You know, how do you expect her to get to it, shit?

SPEAKER_06

She gotta do it manually. She gotta like the same way I lift you up when I'm down there and I'm getting into it, and I pick you up or whatever, and I'm like, I want to get it.

SPEAKER_04

As soon as a bitch lift you up, you're gonna be like, nope, this bitch. No, no, she doesn't.

SPEAKER_06

You can't, she's gonna handle me. No, you can't, you can't. That's what I'm saying. As a dude, you it gotta happen accidentally. You can't be like, come here. Like, no, nigga, like hold up. You're not even holding my legs. At any, what, at what sex position should a woman have my legs packed? Ever. Ever. Like, no. I'ma look at you still. My leg don't even work that way. I can't even put it up here. Like, let's see. I get it. That don't even work that way. Nah.

SPEAKER_04

I heard this, I had this. I want you to do the same thing to me as I do to you. What you about to do? Yeah. What you about to do? Yeah, shit. No, no, bitch. But you know, when you and it's it's like it's crazy because I don't want to take shit. Like, not everybody is clean. And it just doesn't seem to do like after you lick a booty hold up, what do you do? Okay. And did you go kiss a nigga? Yeah, like no. I like I like kissing too much. Oh, that's a good thing. And and and not only that, but not every and like once you get like just go ahead and step, stay at the liquor store.

SPEAKER_06

Just stay in the streets. Stay at the liquor store. Ms. Newman says the back door is not open. Stay the fuck away from it. Bring the groceries around to the front. That's right.

SPEAKER_04

You want next thing you know, you want to stick your. Yes, you first you want to stick your finger in it. And the next just the tip of your finger in it. Next thing you know, you want to stick your dingling in it. Just the tip of your dingling. No, nigga, we is not doing all that. No, no. And you know what's fucked up? And you know what's crazy is that I I will not my toys are for me. My toys are for nothing. They're not for the room. They're not for the room.

SPEAKER_06

No. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_04

I do not. If a dude ever was like, Where's your toys? I'd be like, what you can do.

SPEAKER_06

I'm opposed to that. I'm opposed to ask a TikTok question about that since you said that. I'm gonna ask that. I never thought that women preferred their toys away from the room, bedroom. You know what I mean? Yeah, no. I always, because I've had chicks that been like, yo, you know, grab that, right? But I'm like, nah, like, what do we need that in here for, right? Like, if you need that and I'm here, what the fuck am I here for?

SPEAKER_04

Right.

SPEAKER_06

You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_04

Like, right, yeah. So I I always um I pop contrary to popular beliefs.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

That is one of the places where I'm pretty vulnerable, right? Right. The only place that I'm probably uh outside of I'm very uh domin domin dominating, right? But in the bed is one of the places where I'm vulnerable, and I like to be told what to do, right? But there's certain things that I'm not gonna do or that we're not gonna, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_06

So well, final words, final words. Uh, I am gonna say this. So tomorrow is my brother's birthday. My brother turning 60, happy born day. Rodney Spencer, that's my brother, man. I want to shout him out. Like, I know he tunes in every now and then, so I want to make sure I shout him out. Tomorrow's his born day, April 13th, man. I want him to have a good time and enjoy it. But uh, other than that, again, Miss Nobel. He is not.

SPEAKER_04

Hey, Rodney. I want a wolf fuck around, find out. Yeah. No, um, hey, come see us uh this weekend if you're uh in Vegas. Yeah, yeah. I will be in Las Vegas this weekend. They've changed it, so we will not be at the Dragon Gate. Just watch my uh page. You'll know where I'm at. But I will be in Vegas in City. We'll be uh on the 28th.

SPEAKER_06

We're doing Ha ha Tuesdays. Uh the 25th, the 25th. We had Jay Wills.

SPEAKER_04

We have Jay Wills, the 134th.

SPEAKER_06

Yes, we're gonna be doing our thing. So make sure y'all come out, man, support. If y'all wanna see some local funny motherfuckers, come rock with us, man. Me and Miss Newman, we're gonna be doing it up, man, getting ready, tuning ourselves up for the summertime. Yes, and uh, yeah, holla at you, dude, man. It is what it is. Coffee and condoms. Two fingers, we out.

SPEAKER_05

Uh uh, check, track. Coffee and condoms.

SPEAKER_00

So passive woke up them asses. The I was routed their glasses. The I was gone today. We read the tablet. I am just a human, doing she you can't fathom the wow.

SPEAKER_05

Scooter, aka the funky grandpa. This is coffee and condoms, and you are tuning in to the newest podcast. Going down is bananas. I am your host, the funky grandpa, aka Scooter.

SPEAKER_03

Hey, what's happening, OG, man? What you listening to? Man, I'm listening to that coffee and condoms. Coffee and condoms? What is that? Oh, you ain't here, bitch, you youngster. Oh my man, funky grandpa, aka scooter, you better get away.