COFFEE AND CONDOMS 70 : Mystikal Gets 20 Years, Big Daddy Kane Returns & Trump Slienced Again?

Today's Guest:
Avery Miller from Nailed by Janai in Skyway, WA 
@ave_miller
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This week on Coffee & Condoms, the crew tackles another lineup of trending headlines with their signature blend of humor, honesty, and unfiltered conversation.

This week's topics include a father taking his daughters into the women's restroom after another man calls police, the latest court ruling involving President Trump and the Kennedy Center, Big Daddy Kane returning to the recording studio, Mystikal receiving a 20-year prison sentence, and the internet reacting to a rapper named "Coal Slaw."

As always, expect laughs, hot takes, and plenty of side conversations only Coffee & Condoms can deliver.

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Topics:

- Father takes daughters into women's restroom—police called
- Trump/Kennedy Center court ruling
- Big Daddy Kane back in the studio
- Mystikal sentenced to 20 years
- Rapper named "Coal Slaw"

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Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:00

Hey, yo, motherfucking breath stacks. I know you know.

SPEAKER_11 0:05

No, this dude is like an RB rap nigga. Like, I don't know. It's weird. So what happened was I was in my on my on my Facebook and the timeline and shit just happened to come up, and these dudes, another podcast was watching it, and they was trying to determine if they liked him or hated him. And they was like, they didn't really know how to feel. And I was like, well, the song is kind of off-brand, but at the same time, because he's not, he's not really trying to be nobody. You know what I mean? You can tell he's just trying to be who the fuck he is, this corny white boy.

SPEAKER_02 0:34

He's gonna be something.

SPEAKER_11 0:35

Yeah, because he got mad videos, apparently.

SPEAKER_02 0:37

Right.

unknown 0:38

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03 0:40

Have y'all rolling?

SPEAKER_11 0:41

Okay, back. And so I also want to talk about address, you know, because I'm sick of these young boys coming out and talking about old school rappers. Like, like, why is hip-hop the only genre of music? Where one, they say you can't be 40 and older and be a rapper. And two, where the young boys come out and be like, well, I don't really listen to him, or I ain't really like him, or whatever. You never hear country, rock, RB. None of these cats come out saying that shit. Right? You can be an old singer no matter how old you get. You can be a hundred years old. If you got a voice and come out singing, you can sing. But it is the one, mind you, in the last couple years, if y'all been paying attention, a lot of old school rappers have been coming back out with their shit. You know what I'm saying? So, you know, I had talked about the Max B dude last week, right? Remember, we were just talking about it. And so it kind of been quiet. Nobody been saying much. Nobody been saying much. But now, all of a sudden, Big Daddy King has decided to stop being silent. For first off, Big Daddy King dropped a disc. Not a disc. He just put a song, a little verse out there over social media, letting it be known I still got bar game. And now he's just announced that he's got a new album coming out. So I just want to make sure that mothers understand when they be lucky that these old school 80s, 90 rappers ain't really dropping music like they used to. Because a lot of these dudes wouldn't eat, all honesty, if these cats kept pushing the way they push.

SPEAKER_02 2:11

And and his his his little um his reel went viral.

SPEAKER_11 2:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:16

I heard it. I heard it.

SPEAKER_11 2:19

I mean, I don't expect nothing else from Kane, though. You know what I'm saying? But I had to get that off my chest. Even though it's low on the list, I wanted to get it off my chest real quick. This is Coffee and Condoms, man. We got some people in the building. It is a Saturday, beautiful Saturday here in the Northwest. I got my people. I'm gonna let them introduce themselves first, and then we will go to our guest, my man, far, far on the end over there with his fro game type. What's up, man? Introduce yourself.

SPEAKER_03 2:43

What's up? It's your boy Big Blue, man. 52 today, born day in the place. Happy birthday.

SPEAKER_11 2:49

You my boy Blue. Let's go. And to my left, my partner in crime, my sister.

SPEAKER_02 2:54

Hey, it's Miss Newman, baby.

SPEAKER_11 2:56

Y'all know what it is, and I is your funky grandpop in the building, man. Scooter, aka the funky grandpop, as usual, man. But make sure, man, before I even get started, y'all be at Nate Jackson's tonight. I got two shows. I'm opening up for Esau McGraw. Make sure y'all be there at 7 o'clock, 9 o'clock, and then tomorrow at 7, man, I'm about to go down there and do my thing, man. Shit in the whole building. You better know it. Uh and now, I have introductions that I'd like to give. I'm gonna let y'all introduce yourselves and stuff, but I gotta give my introductions. So, first and foremost, my man Cash in the building. Robert Cash Moore. For those that don't know, when y'all see the videos that I post on social media and everything, Cash is the one that's editing them up for me, doing his thing, thumbnails and all that, man. I much appreciate it, man. Glad to hear. Please you go ahead. I did the introduction, but you go ahead and let it be known. Who you is? Cash. And there you have it. And the beautiful in the middle, six foot three, dunking on everybody, including Blue, in the building right now. Ava Rex to the Z. No, Miss Avery, how you doing, man?

SPEAKER_05 4:10

I'm doing good, and I'm thankful for being here. So thank you for having me.

SPEAKER_11 4:14

I appreciate it. And Avery, Avery is not just some guest on the show, for y'all that don't know, right? I'm not trying to say that, you know, how do I describe it? I don't want to be like, you know, I'm like some type of like pretty dude or nothing. I'm just a dude that keeps, I'm kept. You know what I mean? I'm kept. I take care of myself. This nigga say he's kept. I'm kept. I'm a kept dude. I you know what I'm saying? Which means I get manicures, pedicures, you know what I'm saying? I'm self-kept. I take care of myself. And Avery does this detox system where you soak your feet in this joint. I'm gonna have her explain it to you, but it just sucks the toxins and things out your body. So we had a sitting today, and uh, and I've been doing it, and I ain't gonna lie, man, the shit feel good to me, man, but we're gonna jump into it and talk about it a whole lot more as the show progresses. Matter of fact, no, let's start about it right now. Right now. Rat, not right now, but right now. R-A-T now.

SPEAKER_05 5:06

Right now?

SPEAKER_11 5:07

Rat now.

SPEAKER_05 5:08

Okay.

SPEAKER_11 5:09

Yes, break it down. Explain it so everyone else can understand.

SPEAKER_05 5:12

Okay. So basically, I got into this from a friend. She went and got a Kalonic, if you guys know what that is. Um We all older here. Yeah. And then after they did a foot detox on her and told her that you're able to access this from Amazon and you can order it. It's just all about, you know, pricing of machines. You can't get a cheap one, you can't get one that's too expensive. They still do the job. But uh, we got into this about four years ago and opened up a shop and had like people walking in and really enjoying it. So it is basically a piece of ionized metal in a tub of water, and you balance the pH with some Himalayan salt or sea salt, and it causes uh basically a chemical reaction of like positive and negative ions in your body, and it works as like a magnet and it pulls it out through pores in your feet.

SPEAKER_11 6:00

Yes, and where's your shop at?

SPEAKER_05 6:02

Um, well, I just opened up a spot with a young uh young lady named Brianna. I do nails as well, and so I'll be doing that in Skyway. And I'd also do home calls too. It's pretty dope.

SPEAKER_02 6:15

Uh did you say people were walking in off the street to get collabics or just to get the colour? Just the foot, just the football. You know. Oh no, I'm not going.

SPEAKER_04 6:24

I'm not seeing I I don't need to see all of that.

SPEAKER_05 6:27

I don't need to see all that. Just the feet. Just the feet. Feet is enough. I can I've seen enough through people's feet. I don't need to see the other peaks. I'm on a schedule.

SPEAKER_11 6:41

We are grown in here. I have a regular shit schedule. You know, it's beautiful when you get to a certain age. I wake up every morning, brush my teeth, guaranteed I'm a pee voice, brush my teeth, and gonna have to shit right after. Guaranteed.

SPEAKER_02 6:55

And we can jump in the shower. Yes.

SPEAKER_11 6:56

Yes, that's what it is. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 6:58

And it comes out pretty regularly. But I fucking do all that in the shower.

SPEAKER_02 7:02

Something wrong in between.

SPEAKER_03 7:03

You can do all that in the shower. You can. You can't. You can't.

SPEAKER_11 7:09

No, no, I didn't say I just said you can't don't ever shower that blue house.

SPEAKER_02 7:16

I do brush my teeth in the shower, though. I have my I have a caddy in there with my toothbrushes.

SPEAKER_11 7:21

That's like I do brush my teeth in the shower, but you can't do nothing but shower in the shower. You know what I'm saying? I'm gonna keep it a buck with you. I can't do nothing but shower in the shower. I don't even, if I don't gotta walk in one of them like movie type shows, I'm not even fucking in the shower. It is uncomfortable. Let me tell you, because first off, when we in the shower, before we it's not like you get in the shower and go straight to sex, you know what I mean? Like you don't. You usually get in and you kinda have a little soapy moment and then be fighting for water. You know what I'm saying? So I'm lathering up and she behind me. Well, you know, he does rom-coms, right? You know? And you lathering up behind me, and then we gotta switch, and then like, you know, moving over into the tub, the fuck around and you know what I mean. And what I slip, what I'm embarrassing now to be from running, I gotta catch myself. I don't got a bar.

SPEAKER_10 8:06

When she catch you, that's even worse.

SPEAKER_11 8:08

That's even worse. Fuck. In my penis.

SPEAKER_02 8:20

You gotta get the blue. I just throw in my backyard.

SPEAKER_11 8:24

Like, unless I got me one of the movie style, a belly type shower, like, you know, like when when when fucking DMX and his girl was in the shower, one of them joints where it's room, you know what I mean? I don't like fucking in the shower. I want to get in and get the fuck out. We can we can be wet and have sex in the bed. You know what I'm saying? Like, I just do it.

SPEAKER_02 8:42

I'll walk under the sofa.

SPEAKER_11 8:43

Yeah, you know, get the bed with lotion.

SPEAKER_02 8:49

Let's get loads and then things start to seep, and we want it all to smell good and fresh.

SPEAKER_11 8:53

Yeah, let's get clean foist and then get funky. Get funky.

SPEAKER_09 8:56

That's it. You know what I'm saying? We end up from talking about her business.

SPEAKER_11 9:00

Well, because I mean, I just feel I needed to chime in on it because the blue was talking about shitting in the shower.

SPEAKER_04 9:05

I told him it's all a type of therapy. So it all comes back around.

SPEAKER_11 9:10

And condoms, right. With them air off the road, all of them things go together. Yeah, and jump right back on motherfucking track. Here we go. You know what I'm saying? I like to get my foots uh ionized, and she does a great job with it, man. So thank you.

SPEAKER_03 9:26

And I've seen her with Scooter's feet in the bucket when I came home.

SPEAKER_02 9:29

How long does it take? How long does the detox take?

SPEAKER_05 9:32

So you can do 30 minutes or an hour, and you want to limit it to at least like if you're doing 30 minutes, I would say twice a week for two weeks and then two weeks off. Okay. Because you know it starts to shake things up, and then you also want to give your body time to actually detox. Okay. Because even though you're detoxing in the water, yes, and because water is got chemicals in this, it does have some like natural ionization of the water anyway. So, but detoxing detoxing takes like it can take up to five days. So you want to give yourself like time to literally detox and then restore, and then it will go deeper. Like today, scooters was a lot lighter than it's been the last two times.

SPEAKER_03 10:09

And I told him the first time. First time wasn't bad, but that second time was the first time.

SPEAKER_05 10:17

But that second time was nasty as shit.

SPEAKER_11 10:20

I was like, what the man. That was the third time. Yeah, it was, man. Did you really feel I feel lighter? I feel like, you know, I feel like, you know.

SPEAKER_02 10:33

How long has it been? Like two months now, right?

SPEAKER_11 10:35

For what?

SPEAKER_02 10:37

Like, it's been like two months that you didn't smoke, that you haven't smoked. Well, has it been longer? Well, no, huh? That you haven't no, no, I'm sorry. What?

SPEAKER_03 10:49

So questioning. I'm sorry, don't you?

SPEAKER_02 10:51

I'm talking to the wrong person.

SPEAKER_03 10:52

The foot detox.

SPEAKER_02 10:54

Wrong, wrong podcast. He's talking to the sun is over there.

SPEAKER_03 10:56

Alcohol. What happens? Like the same day. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 10:59

If you drink and do the detox the same day, do I get drunk faster?

SPEAKER_03 11:04

Let me tell you.

SPEAKER_11 11:05

Because I did do it. And yes, I did get drunk faster. I will be dead honest. I like that that was the time we sat over here. And then last week.

SPEAKER_02 11:15

And you got up and left. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 11:18

And that's yeah, that's what it was. That's what it was. I was lit. I ain't gonna lie to you. Yeah, you get so up.

SPEAKER_03 11:25

Yeah, yes today I won three dominions. Yeah, I remember that.

SPEAKER_11 11:29

Just okay, we know what let us address this situation. For those tuning in, I need to say this. Blue last week won three games. In a row. But today. Blue, how many points did you need to win, Blue?

SPEAKER_02 11:51

Tell the truth and shame the devil.

SPEAKER_11 11:53

Ten to win. Ten to win. Josiah. Where was everybody else at, Blue? In skunk. In skunk. That means we was about to lose it today. Right? About to be done. And what happened, Blue? Josiah let his man win. No, no, what happened, Blue? What happened, Blue? Sias let his man win. I'm something like motherfucking Carl Lewis right now. Josiah's let his man win, bro. I came from the back. And all I heard was stick, stick, stick, and they handed it to me, and I took off, boom.

SPEAKER_03 12:22

And walk and walk blue down. Josiah's letters man win. Somebody turn the camera on just a second.

SPEAKER_11 12:28

And look, and I won that motherfucker. Probably because he got his blue DJ.

SPEAKER_03 12:34

How many points did you need, Blue? You can't come over here before we play down with them. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 12:41

Gave him a superpower. Yeah. Something happened.

SPEAKER_03 12:45

Somebody check Scooter for PEDs now for whatever that foot tox was.

SPEAKER_11 12:49

Hey, say what you want to. I whoop blue ass. That's what happened. That's what happened. A husk come over the crowd.

SPEAKER_09 12:56

It sounds like you had help, though. Yeah, the foot detox.

SPEAKER_11 13:01

The foot detox.

SPEAKER_03 13:06

Hold your man, son. Hold your man. I'm something like a superhero anyway. You don't have a thing big enough for my foot, man.

SPEAKER_11 13:16

You know what I'm saying? Let me go ahead and say it, right? Because a lot of people don't know this. I am Spider-Man. Okay, I done said it. I done made the announcement. I shouldn't have made the announcement, but now I'm talking about it. That's what it is. But yes, you know, let it be known that, you know, this is how it's waking. Yeah, I got you. I do my thing.

SPEAKER_03 13:35

Whoever was told in the squash messed me up.

SPEAKER_11 13:37

Yeah, is that what happened? But we do got some topics that we gotta get into, man, and we're gonna jump into them, man. But we want I wanted to make sure we got to talk about the detox because again, not only is it important to you to watch your bodies, folks, especially as you're getting older up in age, like most of us in the room. But if you're young and you're able to take care of yourself now, take care of yourself. Do that shit now. That way you ain't gotta worry about it. What they say, what you just said earlier? Share the truth, shame the devil. What was that?

SPEAKER_02 14:07

Hey, tell the truth and shame the devil.

SPEAKER_11 14:09

There you go. That's what it is.

SPEAKER_02 14:10

If you need your foot detox, come to Washington. We got you. And what's the name of your salon?

SPEAKER_05 14:16

Um, so right now I just I work at the uh salon. It's called Nail Nailed by Janae. And that's the one that's located in the Skyway.

SPEAKER_02 14:25

So look up. I need you have Facebook.

SPEAKER_05 14:27

Um I haven't set up my Facebook, but I have Instagram, and it's under Beauty High Nails. And if you type that in, you can find me right there.

SPEAKER_11 14:35

Now, before we get into the topics, cash money. I am not gonna let you slide by here with this fresh dark hair you got going on, my brother. You are looking really Beijing right now, man. Let's let us address it. What's up with the beard game? I just said the beard, the beard just was looking a little dark for me. And I kept looking over, like, what is has is cash, do he got Benjamin Button disease? Like, I'm trying to figure out what's happening right now. Is that a little Beijing in that beard? Yeah, yeah. Okay, I just wanted to know. I just wanted to know. Because it was looking extra fresh, like you know what I mean. So I needed to know.

SPEAKER_09 15:10

All right, you gotta talk about Rick Ross figure it out. I see.

SPEAKER_11 15:14

I ain't mad at you. But hey, so we do want to wanna talk about this cat. So it's I'm a hip hop head for those that may or may not know, right? We just gonna work it. I know I got topics that we're gonna be in our order, but I want to talk about it. I seen these cats talk about this dude. His name was Coleslaw. Y'all get a chance, y'all gotta look at the video. But the dude was in a um, he had like this little suit on, and I got, I don't know if that's the one, uh uh X. It's one where he got like some slacks and a shirt on. And he's it's like a singing slash, I don't know. But the here's why I wanted to talk about it, because I was like, um that one in the middle right there with the with the one right there, nah, the one right there with the glass of wine. Oh, okay. So that that is funny because I was like, so do I like the cat or do I not? So I want y'all to listen real quick. Throw your headphones on. I want y'all to listen real quick and tell me what y'all think, man. Yeah. I I heard it already. So I I want to know. You don't want to put it on your fro? Is it going?

SPEAKER_02 16:29

I don't have my pig. It isn't playing anyway.

SPEAKER_03 16:32

Uh my pig is uh in the car, so I'm gonna just can't mess up the fro. If he had a suit on, I'd think he's a good rapper.

SPEAKER_11 16:46

Anybody would have just had a suit, a suit makes you a good rapper? Yes. I mean Slick Ray how to suit, Danny Dang how to suit, Kwame. I said slick Rick. No, no, not Rick Ross. Not Rick Ross. Come on, come on.

SPEAKER_10 17:08

Could you at least tell me something about the song?

SPEAKER_11 17:11

Nah, it's not the video, it's the one where he had the wine. This is the joint. That ain't the video, my dad.

unknown 17:23

You being a dirty little bear.

SPEAKER_11 17:25

No, that's not the video. The one with him in the glass he got on a shirt and it was a pair of slacks. No, go go go go down to the joint. That one right in the middle. With the with the with the with the with the leaves and bushes behind him. Yeah, that's what's crazy. Right. That one right there in the middle. Long distance relationship. Yes, I said the one with him drinking. This is the video. I see, I ain't seen none of the other drawings. It was just funny to me because he looks like maybe you want to come back.

SPEAKER_01 18:32

Come on, crown. I'm a peach. Why is it sound like Nate Doc?

SPEAKER_11 18:37

No, he does not. He got a yeast infection.

SPEAKER_03 18:50

This does his two tight fish.

SPEAKER_11 18:53

Yeah, you you know, you know, uh boss man in the suits all the time.

SPEAKER_01 19:03

Make me hot. Look at that blue. I don't want you, baby. That shows I need to say anything you need I can get, I will please you.

SPEAKER_02 19:18

Yeah, that's certainly a California vibe.

SPEAKER_11 19:21

Y'all ears is way different from mine, dude. I I that is not what I want.

SPEAKER_02 19:25

Yeah, and he sounds like that hook sounds like Nate, that's it.

SPEAKER_11 19:31

But you know Nate can't sing. Yeah, yeah, the nigga can't sing. Nick Jackson Nate Jackson can sing. Oh, oh, oh, okay. Well, I know he's not gonna get a head. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He carry he got a tune. He got a tune. You know, he probably got been raising the choice.

SPEAKER_03 19:44

Oh yeah, but old boy from uh Thursday could sing too.

SPEAKER_11 19:47

Who that really want the headline? Oh, a hodge? Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 19:54

I stumble across the case about that.

SPEAKER_11 19:56

So it was some cats that was on uh Facebook or something, and they was like, if the caption was like, do we like him or do we hate him? And so I was like, let me see.

SPEAKER_02 20:06

So I that clicked on the video and I was like million fucking views five years ago though.

SPEAKER_11 20:10

Yeah. So it made me turn up, made me look him up. So I looked him up and I was like, yo, this is crazy. So I wasn't sure, like, do I like him, do I hate him, right? Because I was like, I wasn't sure. But I can't front like it wasn't catchy. So I was like, well, I wanted to talk about it. It was funny to me.

SPEAKER_02 20:26

But in five years, he's not uh mainstream yet. So but but he doesn't have to be mainstream because he's making money off of each other.

SPEAKER_03 20:35

That might have been the whole plan of the whole time. And we just brought him up.

SPEAKER_09 20:45

Oh, okay. I'm not hip to it, but all right. Justin Timberlade. Justin Timberlade and uh Adam Sandberg.

SPEAKER_03 20:53

Yeah, it was funny as hell.

SPEAKER_11 20:56

I'm not hip. That must be my old age, Sean, because you didn't watch SNL? Nah. I was real talk, though, I was never a Saturday night Saturday Night Live dude, man. I might have watched that little bit of time that Eddie was on there, you know what I mean? He did the Buckwheat character. Uh, but other than that, I wasn't really, I wasn't big on SNL because I just thought it was, it was, for me, it was too white, to be honest with you. For me, it was too white. And I didn't like so when Living Color came out, I was like, yes, something for us. That's how I felt like. Uh New Jersey. Did y'all watch Friday? Never mind, man. What was Fridays?

SPEAKER_02 21:36

Friday is actually where Kramer, uh uh Kramer from Kramer came from Friday. Kramer and a couple other people came from Friday, but Friday was like stand-up, just like the Mad TV. Yeah, okay. Just like Friday and Mad TV were like this live audience, though, wasn't it? Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 21:52

Yeah. I never heard of that.

SPEAKER_02 21:53

Yeah. Oh. Uh, who else was on? Yeah, Friday and uh who else? Dudes that played on um Martin's uncle. Gary's. He would come on first. Oh, Stan was on there? Okay.

SPEAKER_11 22:06

So yeah, Jamie's uncle.

unknown 22:09

Just so we're quick.

SPEAKER_11 22:10

Yeah, Jamie's uncle. He was Martin's boss. Martin's boss. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. You know what? Let's address this. Let's address this real quick. So I posted a post a while back, and I'm glad I have this platform right here to air it out to everybody. I posted a post a while back, and I said, Am I the only one who wondered how come Gina moved in with Martin and Martin didn't move in with Gina? Because Gina had the better crib. Everybody in their mom was like, well, Pam and Gina was roommates, man. No, they was not. Pam and Gina were not roommates. They were time. When her and Martin had a beef and she moved in and went back to her crib. But other than that, that was Gina's crib. When she got with Martin and married Martin, she moved in with Martin and then let Pam take over the lease. There was a whole episode about it. Tommy helped her move in. So for those out there in the world trying to sit back and argue that Pam and Gina was roommates, no, never. Uh-uh. No way. Forget it.

SPEAKER_02 23:12

She went back after they got it. But I got your answer on why Gina left her place and moved there with Martin. Oh, please do. To save money.

SPEAKER_08 23:19

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 23:20

To save money. Because if they move into the small place, which is Martin's, they can lease out her place, which they did. Which they did. And and get double the money and set to save the four house. So that's why she did it.

SPEAKER_11 23:32

And Gina was already making more money than Martin.

SPEAKER_02 23:34

Right. So they could save more money too. No, they didn't need to, they didn't need two bedrooms. They didn't need two bedrooms. Yeah. They only needed one. So they could sit the rent that one out double and save that money. So, you know, that's the when you said it, I was like, they're gonna save it.

SPEAKER_11 23:51

See how practical women think. I was like, yo, you better move into the bigger crib. You know what I'm saying? Walk around in walk around doing the balls Johnson dance. That's what my mind went instantly. I was like, how come Martin never moved in? But everybody wanted to argue, and they was like, they live together. No, Pam and Gina were never roommates.

SPEAKER_02 24:10

And the only thing that would have stopped me was his nagging ass mama.

SPEAKER_11 24:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 24:14

That was Martin's mama, but I'd have pumped her brakes real quick.

SPEAKER_03 24:18

How did the little kid get over there though? The little kid. Roscoe lived, Roscoe lived Gina's apartment. Came in Martin's apartment a couple times. Yeah, he was bad.

SPEAKER_11 24:27

He was not bad. You know how bad kids they be all over town. All over town. Let me tell you, and we all know this kid. Bad kids at five years old can ride 10-speed bikes. And you know how the 10-speed got the bar in the middle? They get underneath that bar and get the pedaling.

SPEAKER_02 24:45

Or they don't even sit down. They just be hungry. And then when the bike stops, they just gotta fall and make sure that they catch themselves.

SPEAKER_11 24:51

That's it. You know, so Roscoe was bad, so he got all over the place. He was all over town. Funniest Martin character.

SPEAKER_03 24:58

Tracy Morgan, hustle man.

SPEAKER_11 25:00

Okay. Who you got?

SPEAKER_09 25:02

Pick up the pieces. Man, Jerome, dog.

SPEAKER_11 25:04

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 25:05

Who you got? Uh, oh shit, that's hard. Uh, I guess I gotta roll with Ratchet Siney night. Who you got?

SPEAKER_10 25:17

He was practicing yo R. Yeah. Dragonfly? Dragonfly Jones.

SPEAKER_11 25:23

Dragonfly Jones, 100% my favorite character. Him and Bob for Marketing. Oh, yeah, yeah. Bob for Marketing was those is my two favorite characters, dude. Who are we here?

SPEAKER_03 25:35

Kiddy used to beat the brakes off of Dragonfly. Every episode. Yo, dude. Kiddy!

SPEAKER_11 25:41

Yo, that motherfucker, that George. If you ever watched the first episode of Dragonfly Joe's, man, watch Cole in the background. Cole can not contain his life. He was like, You can tell they must have shot that a bunch of times, and this was the best one. Cole was like a yo, he kept trying to hold himself. He couldn't, well, that this episode was hilarious, dude. After that, they must have realized that we can't never have these cats in the room when he does Dragonfly Jones again.

SPEAKER_10 26:11

I like Dragonfly Jones and I like uh Otis. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_11 26:16

That was just in front of the bank.

SPEAKER_02 26:20

Take it down, boy.

SPEAKER_11 26:22

Take it down, boy. So look, mine was good. Mine was good. We are all adults, parents, soon-to-be parent, in the room. There was a dad that took his two daughters into a bathroom, like at a gas station or something, but he used a female's bathroom. And he was a white dude. And the white dude, that old white dude was going off, right? Mad about it. Because I guess he had like some people with him needed to use the bathroom. Do y'all feel he was right for that? Do y'all feel he was right?

SPEAKER_09 26:54

Who was right?

SPEAKER_11 26:54

The dad? Either one. Which side would you be on?

SPEAKER_09 26:58

I'm on the dad with the with the two daughters. Yes. Where else would you want him to take his daughters at? He ain't finna take him his two little daughters in a bathroom full of men.

SPEAKER_11 27:08

I'll be honest, as a dad, I took my daughter in the men's room. So I took my daughters in the room. Because, first of all, I'm black.

SPEAKER_02 27:14

You can put them in a stall.

SPEAKER_11 27:15

You can put them in a stall in the street. And if I walk into a woman's bathroom, you already know what's gonna happen. You know what I'm saying? I would, right? So I always took my daughter with me, always took her into the stall, and boom. Now I get it, right? I do get it. Like why you might have, but I always took her in the stall and made sure, you know, she did her little business, whatever. As she got a little older, I step outside the stall. That I'm done. I make sure that it was clear. Then she came out wash her hands, you know what I mean? Then when she was old enough to say to me, you know what, dad, I think I can go ahead in the bathroom and handle it on my own. I start letting her do it. I'll be like, hey, I'm outside, make sure you yell to me if something happened. Because we're women out there too. Yeah. You know what I mean? And that's how I always handled it. I don't necessarily think he was wrong. I'm just saying, it less drama. Again, he was white. So he probably felt this privilege anyway. Like, I'm gonna take care of any, I'm gonna take these kids in here.

SPEAKER_03 28:07

So one time when I got custody of my daughter, we were in Walmart, and she had to go. We couldn't make it to the family bathroom.

SPEAKER_10 28:14

Right.

SPEAKER_03 28:14

So I go in the men's bathroom with her, and some guy sees me walk in with her, white guy, older dude. He said, Hey brother, your baby gotta use the bathroom? I said, Yeah. No son bitches coming in this mother tonight. He stood right in front of the door. I heard him yelling, hey, it's a baby girl in there, her dad's with her. You get the hell out of here, man. Go use another one. I when I came out, I was like, I'll buy your groceries. Nah, man, you got your baby girl with your fella, and hell. I kill over mine. I was like, damn, there's some cool people out here.

SPEAKER_11 28:40

Okay, I'm gonna need you to tell that story a little different just next time. Cause at first I thought he was keeping you from going in. Nah, nah, nah. He was cool. He had the door now.

SPEAKER_03 28:47

He was secure, he was he was the oldest. Okay, he was turning the oldest for me, bro. Say that for his sick five because I was like, damn, I know you had to whoop his ass. No, no, I didn't expect him to turn into oldest.

SPEAKER_02 28:56

That was getting ready to be a problem, and it wasn't. I thought it was being a positive.

SPEAKER_03 28:59

When you saw me run rusher in there, he said, Oh, you baby girl, I got your brother. That's what's up. He was yelling at people, they wouldn't let nobody in there. He's like, No, some bitch. I was like, that's what I'm talking about.

SPEAKER_10 29:11

If I I would take my daughter into the mail with me, that looks nasty. I'm gonna make it a point that hey, whoever's in charge, you know. I need to take my daughter to the mail bathroom, and you know, you know, like I'm not just gonna hate her in there. But I ain't gonna lie, the women don't see the problem of taking your daughter into the male bathroom, like you said, yeah.

SPEAKER_11 29:49

Shit. Now again, we know men's bathrooms be nasty. That's right. So do women's. Yeah, yeah, they do. You're right. But but if it's on that level, like Lamont was saying, then yeah, I would be like, boom. But I but in the video, there was a chick, I guess maybe a worker or somebody that had was by the door. So she was kind of looking out for him. So the dude was really being an asshole just to be an asshole. But it was like, it was crazy to me because I was like, yo, why do we why do we act this way in the world, right? Like, yo, he got two little girls. He's trying to get them to the bathroom.

SPEAKER_03 30:19

Leave that man alone. Maybe it was people who had diapers on and they they was on the last diaper and they was out too long.

SPEAKER_02 30:27

Yeah, it's just a it's just a matter of some people, book sense, common sense. Right. And it it it's it's sometimes it's not a balance. You know what I mean? Sometimes common sense just has to kick in over book sense. Like, use your like I said last night, you have to read the room, you have to read body language. So you see this man with two little girls, apparently, you know, they don't look like they're under duress of any, you know. And you see that they're they're on a mission to the restroom. He's trying to get in. But one thing like on the back track when my boys, when my kids were small, and when my boys could use the restroom, you know, I say four five years old by the battery. I would go to the restroom, but I would peek in that men's bathroom and you know, look around and stuff and be like, go to the first stall. Or I would be like, don't even go in the stall, just stand right there, you know. And I would stand right there and watch until somebody, you know, came in. But as long as my I thought, hey, you go pee with that.

SPEAKER_11 31:20

And see, this dude was calling the cops on and everything. Like, you doing a whole lot. I got my girls with me, man.

SPEAKER_02 31:26

And he's he, and you know what? I'm gonna say this. He's probably a molester, he's probably a fucking pervert.

SPEAKER_11 31:32

Because he is it, they overcompensate, like look, they got a lady standing there watching, like she waiting, you know what I mean? Yeah, she apologized for me.

SPEAKER_02 31:40

And he sees what she's doing.

SPEAKER_10 31:42

Look how she's gonna be. I'm not gonna lie, I might have punched that either.

SPEAKER_03 31:46

Yeah, I I I might have fallen into it.

SPEAKER_10 31:48

So we got mad in language.

SPEAKER_03 31:50

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_11 31:51

Yeah, and you got my little girl crying? Yeah, on the phone. She's crying, yeah.

SPEAKER_09 31:58

Like, hey man, why don't you just let them use the bathroom? Why are you calling us for this? Right, right. That's it. And I noticed that he's crying. And I noticed that the that baby crying.

SPEAKER_03 32:07

Oh, I'd beat his ass. But I noticed that's an ass whooping right there, bro. My baby crying, and you see, I'm using she's using the bathroom, fam. Oh, I'd beat his ass, bro. Oh, you're gonna catch these.

SPEAKER_02 32:18

I noticed that the guy, the father, is of brown distance. Yeah, minority. Or American Indian or something like that. Or so let that be an extra reason why he's going off the rail.

SPEAKER_03 32:35

I'm standing in the doorway. Why do you think that's the one? And the lady's helping.

SPEAKER_09 32:37

On his phone call to the police, I overheard the guy saying, telling the police that it is a white dude. So I don't know why he said that. But at the same time, you got the worker there. Right. Why aren't you just saying you need to be talking about the city? Is she mad at him? Okay.

SPEAKER_11 32:53

No, she's mad at the dude because she was she's she's apologizing to him.

SPEAKER_09 32:57

If I'm her, I'm like, hey, dude, like you don't work here.

SPEAKER_11 32:59

So clearly he had already cleared it with the worker. So he just action.

SPEAKER_02 33:04

Yeah. You don't even work there. You ain't got a red shirt. As you can see, he he didn't rush.

SPEAKER_11 33:09

He didn't rush. No, he didn't.

SPEAKER_02 33:10

He took his lily sweet time, and that's just what the hell I would have done to him. He wouldn't have had his daughters with him. He didn't, he wouldn't have nobody.

SPEAKER_11 33:18

So this dude was saying these two old folks with that he's with was with him. And he and he's complaining like they needed to use the bathroom. And so now he's saying, well, you can record me. I gotta call the cops because that old lady he's was with him, and he was saying she needed to use the bathroom.

SPEAKER_03 33:33

Told you somebody needed the diaper was jacked up.

SPEAKER_02 33:35

And look at but look at the lady.

SPEAKER_03 33:37

She's got the diaper. She looks like she limits it on herself anywhere.

SPEAKER_02 33:41

Yeah, I'm already, I already got a pissy pussy.

SPEAKER_10 33:45

And that's my thing. What are you calling the cops? What are you telling me? Right! Like what? What what what did I do? First of all, he's out now. If I'm sending my daughter, if I'm taking my daughter's, even if she's old enough to go by herself, I'm making sure the bathroom's I don't care if it's the women's restroom or not. There's perverts that go into the ladies, what are the ladies that are with him saying?

SPEAKER_11 34:06

They were on his side. They they were they were like, well, we needed to go in there and we couldn't get in because there's a man in there. Well, first off, it was a little tiny bat bathroom. So y'all wasn't gonna use one toilet at the same time.

SPEAKER_03 34:20

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_10 34:21

Yeah, this is a good thing. Look at High Fools can't get in there by itself. Right. Right. It's probably one more.

SPEAKER_02 34:28

See, see, see, that's a brown boy. Yeah, he's asking this. He's brown, that's a brown boy. That's that's that's a native boy.

unknown 34:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 34:34

So the the cops show up, what happened?

SPEAKER_11 34:37

Uh, I don't know if they showed up. It ended where he was like, Well, if the cops are showing up, do I need to wait? You know, what's up? You know, whatever. And the lady at the store was kind of just like, yo, you know, don't even trip. Like, I if they come to show up, I'll talk to them, whatever. Yeah, he was just that's my thing. He was just being an asshole to be an asshole.

SPEAKER_03 34:53

Like, yeah, my daughter's in here crying now. Oh, bruh.

SPEAKER_11 34:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 34:56

I'm whooping you, and I'm gonna push the Hot Wheels out of that chair, bruh. Real talk. I don't even care, son. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 35:05

He was mad because he had the Charlie Murphy.

SPEAKER_03 35:08

He was mad because he had the He probably takes them on a long distance trip, and Gertrude ain't bringing enough diapers. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 35:14

Gertrude said you.

SPEAKER_03 36:31

God damn it.

SPEAKER_02 36:31

No, they not leather, goddammit, that's what it's like.

SPEAKER_11 36:34

Not no more.

SPEAKER_02 36:36

I'll never get the smell of that old piss out of here. I hate your mother so much. I wish she would die. Just kill me now.

SPEAKER_11 36:48

I'm ready to die. That's probably exactly how that conversation went.

SPEAKER_02 36:54

He was already agitated because she done stopped 500 times.

SPEAKER_11 37:03

Man, real bro.

SPEAKER_03 37:05

That's why he was mad. He took his misplaced anger out on them little babies.

SPEAKER_09 37:10

That's exactly what happened. I ran her down. They say on the update somebody called whoever his employer was and got him fired.

SPEAKER_11 37:21

Nigga died.

SPEAKER_02 37:22

See, that's so much. Yes. Because they'll they'll be like, let's find this guy and get his ass fired. So right now, you better watch what the fuck, how you you better watch how the fuck you act in public because you never know who watching your shit.

SPEAKER_10 37:39

Third year, third.

SPEAKER_03 37:42

Watch her set, don't do nothing stupid. That's why I try not to cuss when I do a set. Uh-huh. Cause I was in Gig Harbor and a lady, I've seen you before. I've never seen you before, ma'am. Yeah, I've seen you. I was like, nah. Excuse me. I've never seen you before. Yes, I have. Where do I know you from? I don't know. And then she said, Nah, I said, what I said was an Afro shit in commercial. I said, uh I said, HIPAA violations prevent me from talking about where I know you from. She said, no, they don't. I was like, you stab people. You was I said I used to work at a women's prison. You just got out. I'm so happy for you. She was like, no. I'm a nurse. People was in the bank just backing up away from me because you're like this. So she stabs people. She worked, she's a nurse, and she saw me perform at Nate's and in Haha's. That's what's up. I can't have her coming to that guy. Said a bunch of cuss words on stage. You guys shouldn't have him. Yeah, fuck that shit. What you do in your private life. That's different because it's that's a job. You got two jobs. Bruh, listen.

SPEAKER_11 38:40

You can't fall me for two jobs.

SPEAKER_03 38:42

I don't make enough money at comedy yet where I'm gonna go say what I want to say on stage, man. I am. Hell no.

SPEAKER_11 38:48

I'm saying what the hell I say. I'm not saying that at listen. No, and and they'd be different if you was at the bank like that.

SPEAKER_02 38:56

And you can sue their ass for that too. I like what I do though, so I ain't gonna do that. No, that's some bullshit. I'm gonna I'm gonna just not say bad words. I'm gonna be who the fuck I am. I say what I say and I live and I stand on it. That's weird, though.

SPEAKER_03 39:14

It wasn't 30 cherries. He's gotta fetish. Hey man. He's gotta fetish. Everybody, if you put fruit in your alcoholic drink, the fruit absorbs the alcohol. You eat the fruit. I'm married. I can do whatever I want to do.

SPEAKER_11 39:28

B-Bax fruity drink. Yeah, let's let's let's go ahead and settle this real quick.

SPEAKER_03 39:31

And I bought y'all drinks and y'all ain't even eat the cherries. Y'all tripping. No, I don't need 30 cherries in the channel. It wasn't 30 cherries. They don't even fit their chairs in the channel. Let me tell y'all something.

SPEAKER_11 39:39

My cherries for you. Let me tell y'all something. We all drink pretty much the same thing. And I put blue on, right? Tequila and orange juice. That is my drink. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 39:51

You only got size 11s.

SPEAKER_11 39:54

What do you thought he was gonna do? You was not, you thought you was about to be graceful?

SPEAKER_03 39:56

Hey, hey, hey, the the uh cord is bent. You might have broke that.

SPEAKER_11 40:04

He thought he was about to be graceful and walked over there like a bull in a china shop, emotionally messing up on my. Is it working? Is it good? We good. Okay, because the screen ain't out. Okay. So uh we like to drink the killing orange juice, and I put blue on. And out of nowhere, out of nowhere, Blue decided I'm gonna start adding cherries to my drink. At first it was like two cherries, and I was like, okay, cool. Then it was like three cherries, and I was like, well, you know, three cherries is pretty good. I understand that. The next time I looked, man, he had a bowl of cherries in his drink. Like ice cubes. And it was like, and a short, a short is only like this dutch, right? Yeah. He got this much cherries in his joint. Like literally lacing the floor of his drink.

SPEAKER_10 41:04

So listen, it used to be for a couple of cherries and thinking of a splash of tequila on top of it.

SPEAKER_03 41:09

It was a blue Hawaiian first. It started out as blue Hawaiian. I go on screens with the blue Hawaiian because my last name is Blue. And then drinking blue Hawaiians, if I have too many, I wake up the next day with a headache. Too much of the other stuff, headache. Tequila, no headache.

SPEAKER_06 41:25

No headache.

SPEAKER_03 41:26

So, and I do like cherries in my drink. So tequila, no orange juice anymore.

SPEAKER_11 41:32

But not in the cocktail.

SPEAKER_03 41:33

Well, you can have that at all.

SPEAKER_02 41:36

So you just like tequilas and cherries. Tequila's and cherries, man.

SPEAKER_11 41:40

That's what it is now. No more orange juice. Man.

SPEAKER_03 41:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 41:44

And it'd be a lot of cherries, dude. Like I'm telling you, it'd be like, like, but my thing is you can't really like be like, it ain't really a, you know, you reach in there after you finish your chink and you pulling out the cherry stance and you say that isn't masculine. That's not masculine.

SPEAKER_03 41:58

I'm married. I ain't gotta be masculine no more. I mean, sometimes you do. When you had a table with four motherfucking dudes, being married doesn't take your masculinity.

SPEAKER_11 42:07

You can't do it.

SPEAKER_03 42:07

Well, some of the time with four dudes doing that. If you have the little the little skewer in there, you could do that.

SPEAKER_02 42:12

You just be like, no, no, okay, you're doing shit like that, but you can't be.

SPEAKER_11 42:20

Okay, let me ask you this. Would you drink 30 cherries? Hell yeah. I like cherries. Cherries taste good.

SPEAKER_03 42:26

Yeah, and the drink? I mean, I don't know. After the drink, you get the cherries? Hell yeah. So you'll be out there like a couple, but I don't know. It started so it started at the Josias.

SPEAKER_11 42:40

How many cherries be in your man drink? Seven alright? Josiah's, how many cherries be in your man drink? Just say a lot. So listen. More than the average, right? Yeah. Thank you, sir.

SPEAKER_03 42:52

So what happened when I was at the club and I ordered my drink and I said I wanted some cherries in it, the bartender didn't put no cherries in it. I was like, hey, I want some cherries. He was like, oh, word? All right. So I was like, oh, cool. And now they be like, hey, just put a whole bunch in there. Because one time they was like, hey, we got a cherry. No, it's another jar over the thing.

SPEAKER_11 43:13

It was like, yo, blue made that. Blue made them get the cherries.

SPEAKER_03 43:19

Now they do it now. So they did it as a like, oh, as an F you. And I just was like, shh, I like you.

SPEAKER_11 43:30

I know y'all got cherries in the back. I know y'all got to say, I saw the truck.

SPEAKER_02 43:36

What the manager?

SPEAKER_03 43:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 43:38

I'm working for the bank.

SPEAKER_03 43:39

So that's what happened. That's what happened.

SPEAKER_02 43:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 43:45

I'm hearing now. I would appreciate that, sir.

SPEAKER_02 43:48

Hey, nigga, you said you're moving in. You might as well bring your own cherries. It gotta be cocktail cherries, though. It can't be like regular cherries. Oh, the marishino cherry. Yeah, it gotta be marishino. Oh, bring your B Y O C.

SPEAKER_03 43:58

Well, nah, I can take the I can take the little See that I'm cool with it.

SPEAKER_11 44:02

Yeah. But not 30 of them is all of a sudden. First rate.

SPEAKER_09 44:08

But I ain't like it. I mean, they look good.

SPEAKER_10 44:11

Don't get mad at me because I got some sad for my favorites and stuff. Like Papa said, and then the whole time I'm just sitting at the table with all those guys like.

SPEAKER_11 44:25

I looked up one time. And he was like, another time I see them trying to step into a boat. I was like, yo, if you don't cut this shit.

SPEAKER_03 44:41

So Scooter's birthday came up, and I'm like, hey, I got a round. And Scooter like, I already got one. I was like, hey, I got some more. And so it's the tequila and the orange juice. I think Josiah's had one. Ma had one. Cam wants his with water. Yeah. Man, Scooter was like, hey man, what's in my drink? Man, something at the bottom. I was like, that's the cherries. Man. The mom was like, I'm gonna drink the drink, but I ain't drinking them damn cherries. I was like, cool. I took his cherries and poured them in mine.

SPEAKER_11 45:11

Hey, I ain't gonna lie. I ate like two at first, and I was like, but by that time, I was like, I'm kind of sick of these motherfuckers already. It's a lot in there. I felt like I wasn't, you know. You can't even take a sift without getting hit in the lip. Real tough. Real tough.

SPEAKER_03 45:27

That's why you gotta use the straw. I don't even like cherries.

SPEAKER_10 45:30

Any type of cherry.

SPEAKER_03 45:31

I guess I won't be buying you two ungrateful drinks again. So the taste.

SPEAKER_11 45:39

You gotta get cherry. In order to buy the drink, they have the drink.

SPEAKER_03 45:42

It's gonna have cherries in it.

SPEAKER_11 45:44

Blue be in there sucking the cherries up with a straw, like.

SPEAKER_03 45:46

I'll be trying to. So hey, we was at the uh fan club uh when when when Scooter featured in a jig, she was like, hey, what do you want for drink? I was like, hey, I want the tequila orange juice with the cherries in it. She was like, Yeah. What? The mom was like, just bring that through the glass of cherries, he'll be fine.

SPEAKER_11 46:04

Yeah, that's it. That's that he can self-medica. Yeah, man.

SPEAKER_10 46:11

If you go to Nate Jackson's, they put that big jar of cherries at the front now. It's sitting right at the front of the bar. I'm not gonna be able to do it. But they should as high as them damn drinks are.

SPEAKER_02 46:20

Y'all welcome. But they should as high as those drinks are. You're welcome, man. I still love you, Nate Jackson. I love y'all to death. But I'm gonna tell you right now, bitch gotta be ballin' to go in your shit and try to get get get a good night. You got to have money. Get you a couple cherries, you'll be fine.

SPEAKER_03 46:36

And then don't hang out with scooter, because scooter be getting doubles. If you ain't ready for a double, you mess around and drink a sprink with scooter, it's a double. It's a double. You know how to say no?

SPEAKER_11 46:48

I might do like a double, then I go on stage, and then I come back, I might do another double. Maybe another double. Yeah. You gotta get them. You gotta get them. And not two doubles either.

SPEAKER_02 47:00

No. Yeah. See?

SPEAKER_11 47:02

Shit. Before we jump off this job, man, I do want to address a couple of these other times. We've talked about coleslaw and all these other things. Yo, I had a funny moment. I thought it was funny because y'all know Trump just be doing whatever the hell he wants to do, right? So Trump had removed, put his name on the Kennedy Center.

SPEAKER_02 47:17

And they made him take it off.

SPEAKER_11 47:18

And they made him take it off, dude. I know he, I know that fool was upset at it.

SPEAKER_02 47:22

I know he was in there like, you know, I can't stand these folks.

SPEAKER_11 47:25

Like, how you just gonna sit back and throw your name on some shit?

SPEAKER_02 47:28

But he did just paint something blue. I don't know what it was.

SPEAKER_03 47:31

No, he didn't paint it that that little thing of water, right? Where where uh everybody used to do that speech where Martin Luther King Martin Luther King did his speech and he made it a different color? Blue.

SPEAKER_02 47:40

He painted something blue, but it's green now. Okay, there was no.

SPEAKER_03 47:45

No, that water changed a different color. That water's green.

SPEAKER_02 47:47

I'm gonna I'm just gonna say this. Oh, they changed the water. No, it's something else that he had painted. And they were talking about the color of blue because he was trying to say that it was the color of the American flag blue. And they were like, no, it is not the color. It's a pretty color of blue, but it isn't the color. But I don't know what it was. The water is not green.

SPEAKER_03 48:10

It's a whatever it is, it was blue. The water's green now. There's a water in that reservoir thing. If you see in front of Kenny, it's water and that it's a long thing of water. It the color changed. So maybe it's got a light. No, no, no, no. He did something to turn it blue and it's green now. Oh. It's that water. Oh.

SPEAKER_11 48:29

So he did something to turn it blue.

SPEAKER_03 48:31

Blue Earth. Yeah, and now it's green. Now it's green. Okay.

SPEAKER_10 48:34

So y'all both just did the same thing. It was blue.

SPEAKER_02 48:41

He painted, he painted something blue.

SPEAKER_11 48:43

Maybe he painted the rocks in the water that made it blue and then the top.

SPEAKER_02 48:48

Yeah, we are, yeah, we are. That's all I'm saying is he might be talking about something. So he might be talking about something. It's something else he did. I mean, what hasn't he done? Right. I mean. But I know he's jealous that uh I know uh uh Barack Obama has a new center in Chicago named after him. And he and Michelle dedicated it this weekend. So I do know that much. Hey, well, my man with the tan suit. Can't nobody take Obama shit.

SPEAKER_03 49:12

My man with the tan suit that gave his respects, and I'm wearing this tan suit like you did, brother. Salute him. Y'all see that part? No. Yeah, his homeboy had the tan suit on. Because you remember when Brock wore that tan suit, it was like uh, it was crazy. He did the tan suit, and they was like, why does he have a tan suit on? No, it's preposterous. Oh, I didn't know they were supposed to wear it. Like you can't wear a tan suit? No, no, no.

SPEAKER_11 49:34

They was just saying to have something like when Serena and them changed their dress code and tennis and it was always mad. Some gray blue.

SPEAKER_02 49:43

Well, he only wears, oh well, Trump only wears navy blue and that red tie. Well, I know about the tie thing.

SPEAKER_11 49:49

I know that the tie thing was red when you're trying to be aggressive, and blue when you're trying to be like, let me talk to the people.

SPEAKER_04 49:58

He always was red tie on sister.

SPEAKER_02 50:03

No, he got clip-ons, they just there. Oh no, yeah. And you know, something just came up, it's been exposed about him and Melania's at separate bedrooms. They don't even sleep together.

SPEAKER_03 50:18

They probably never slept together, except for they got Baron. Barron Vitres. He's grabbing about a pussy. He's punching it. He's grabbing about a pussy, punching it.

SPEAKER_02 50:26

Hey, hey!

SPEAKER_03 50:27

You know where he got her from. Allegedly, Epstein introduced him. Oh, what? Allegedly. Oh. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 50:36

Yeah, because she was, you know, she was a listening file. Yeah. She in there? That's why they didn't release her.

SPEAKER_11 50:41

He got her off the island.

SPEAKER_02 50:42

Yeah. He's doing everything and not released them files.

SPEAKER_11 50:45

I didn't know that.

SPEAKER_02 50:46

Everything smashed up off the island. But she can't stand his ass. She you can say, like, they had the clips where like he'll be trying to hold her hand and she'll be like, she'll be stepping his hand away and shit. What? I ain't never thought of it. Yeah, like like they got off the plane, and and like he's trying to like grab her hand, and she's like, shit, I ain't trying to grab that.

SPEAKER_03 51:03

She's like, You're not gonna use me for stability for some stuff, bitch.

SPEAKER_02 51:06

Yeah, she will not hold his hand. She doesn't even like standing. Melania. She doesn't even like standing next to you. You're so stupid. You grabbed my you uppercut my clique. I could not piss for two weeks. Two weeks I could not wipe my pussy because you uppercut me in the clique.

SPEAKER_08 51:24

I gotta start hitting you in the tips if you don't grab my balls.

SPEAKER_02 51:28

And I'm gonna go to America and tell him that you have been, you have been dysfunctional in the private area since Baron was born. You had to use pump up for Dick to get me pregnant with Baron.

SPEAKER_08 51:40

But if the girls on the island love me, so it doesn't matter.

SPEAKER_02 51:43

Well, that's only because you punch them in the clique. The girls at the island love me. Oh my gosh. And they are pre-provalescent too. Yeah, bro. With no seats.

SPEAKER_08 51:52

Oh, the woman just for bring me one of the blue chews. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 51:59

Blue chews with a glass of vodka.

SPEAKER_11 52:00

Yo, how do how do things like that become popular, right? Like when Viagra came out, everybody was like, Viagra, Viagra. Now all of a sudden Blue Chew is the thing.

SPEAKER_10 52:08

You already know one of the biggest promoters of Blue Chew was Big John.

SPEAKER_11 52:12

Yep, Big Ja, yeah. I remember that. And then all of a sudden, but now every it done took off. Like I think. Big Ja, he does the funny videos. Yeah, he's a comedian. Belvin Bunningham. Yeah. He got a crew. He do the um, if you ever get a chance, he he's on on uh YouTube. He got a show that's called Um The Lesbian Homie. There's like season five. Yeah, it's a series, which is pretty funny. And then it, but he also got a joint where he does uh the whole crew stupid. And everybody and everybody in the crew be in his movies. Okay. So it's kind of dope, man. You know, I I kind of like how they stay and keep themselves, you know, yeah, to keep their circle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, so I it's pretty shout out to Big John's crew. The whole crew stupid shit be funny, man. That motherfucker said, What'd he say? The joint he said, um you know, it was a bunch of Mises. They had a bunch of Mises in the house. He said, Nah, man, it ain't Mises, it's Mises. And the other motherfucker was like, What? He was like, Yeah, you know, he had a lot of mice. He said, Well, you have like if it's some mice, it's Mises. But if it's a lot of mice, it's Mises.

SPEAKER_03 53:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 53:19

And only one dude in the crew got sent. And he like, no, motherfucker, it's just yeah.

SPEAKER_10 53:24

Mice is the plural for yeah, it's not Mises.

SPEAKER_11 53:28

Or have you ever heard somebody meet? He said things like goose. And when he went instead of saying geese, he said goose, geese. He said, man, let me what the hell? He said, like moose, Mises. He said, man, come on, dude. Y'all like, and he tried to correct him. Like, oh mother, you oh, you Mr. Educator. You went. He was like, yes, we all went to school. Talking to him like he's a slow. That should be hilarious.

SPEAKER_03 53:52

That one funny, and then to slide my line when he's gonna knock somebody out for you. Yeah, I like that one too. And he said, hey man, are you that's my twin brother? You just telling me it's another dude out here with your face? And he knocks him out, and then his brother comes up.

SPEAKER_11 54:04

Yeah, he got some pretty good videos, man. That's what I wanted to do out here when we had the whole little hub thing going. I wanted to shoot funny videos like that, but we had done like one casting call one time, and like nobody showed up. It was like, no.

SPEAKER_03 54:19

But we can start doing this.

SPEAKER_11 54:20

I'm still trying to do it, just so y'all know. So we're putting out a casting call. Ladies, fellas, if you want to shoot some funny videos with a bunch of comedians, come rock with us, man.

SPEAKER_02 54:29

Is this show on my soul? Yeah, because we talked to you. How about the we didn't even talk about your other guests? We did.

SPEAKER_11 54:40

Well, Cash said what he wanted to say. He wanted to say, well, all right, right, we're right here. All right, Cash, would you like to talk some more about you editing the videos and stuff? See? I know I know Cash enough to know that Cash had talked at all the talk that he needed to talk. Best cartoons ever?

SPEAKER_02 55:00

Oh, wait, hold up, hold up. We can't talk about a mystical booty pumping ass.

SPEAKER_11 55:04

Oh, yeah, we do need to do that. Okay, let me say this.

SPEAKER_02 55:07

He just got out and went back in. Dude. Nigga, you can't stay out of booty.

SPEAKER_11 55:12

Here's what's crazy.

SPEAKER_07 55:13

So mystical, I was telling her the story.

SPEAKER_11 55:17

So y'all remember way back, so mystical had caught his uh manager or somebody was misappropriating his funds. Uh-huh. And basically was like, well, you can come over here and do this and this with me, and I'll, I'll, instead of suing the broad like he should have. Give me some booty. Give me some butt. And then afterwards, she cried, she screamed rape. So then he went to jail for that. So you get out. You would think once you get out, let me go ahead and stay the fuck away from women for a minute. Then he had a little run in where I think he had trapped his baby mom in the house or some shit, and they had kind of put him on parole or something. And now this fool done turned around and got 20 years or something like that for raping another joint. And I'm like, yo, you gotta be kidding me, man.

SPEAKER_02 55:55

I like you and I want you.

SPEAKER_10 55:58

So this is the man that said, if you see me in the in the jungle wrestling the bear. Help the bear. Help the bear. He told us he was crazy. It's so dangerous.

SPEAKER_09 56:08

I came here with my dick in my hand. It's like my foot in your ass.

unknown 56:12

Be cool.

SPEAKER_03 56:14

He didn't say that. He meant it.

SPEAKER_09 56:17

Danger. He said he's telling you, leave his ass alone.

SPEAKER_11 56:21

So what you missed, Cash, is a while back, I said certain songs that I like or music I play, artists I play, for some reason on my radio or my or my whatever I'm playing on, it just statically hits when those parts hit. So all I heard was, be cool. Right? I didn't hear the rap. I didn't hear the rap. I didn't hear the important shit. Be cool. He meant it. It's uh uh damn.

SPEAKER_06 56:48

He said, go that though.

SPEAKER_09 56:51

Yeah, why would you go into the club with your dick in your hand? And nobody says nothing about it.

SPEAKER_02 57:02

But when he said his dick in his hand, he came in holding that package like like like like Mr. Big Man. Was it a strip club he was going in? I came in with my dick in my hand. Yeah. He came here, he came in big pack to look for the booty. What the booty mind don't fuck with me about it.

SPEAKER_11 57:27

Well, guess what? Apparently nobody was saying nothing about it. That's why he made the song about it in the first motherfucking box. That's why you got 20 years because somebody finally said something about the song.

SPEAKER_03 57:37

So, I mean, I'm gonna play the devil's advocate here, man.

SPEAKER_06 57:41

Okay, please. Don't be a good one. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 57:43

I hate when stuff like this happens to people. You should have a person, you could have just went and got one of them porn star chicks to do whatever you want.

SPEAKER_02 57:51

You ain't gotta even go that far.

SPEAKER_11 57:52

I don't need to just out here giving up booty nap. You are mystical, dude. You can't tell me he didn't have a line. Flavor Flav got a bunch of baby mamas, dude. You see what I'm saying? So you can't tell me. He could have went and paid for it.

SPEAKER_02 58:05

You don't have to take it.

SPEAKER_03 58:07

He could have went and paid for it.

SPEAKER_02 58:10

You could've went to the whole time. He could have went to Aurora.

SPEAKER_10 58:13

Mystical money do you think he got?

SPEAKER_11 58:15

He got enough, he got he got he got he got enough uh notoriety to be able to say I'm mystical and somebody give him the draws. Somebody.

SPEAKER_03 58:25

There's an Aurora, there's an Aurora in every town. There's an 84th and Pacific in every town. Every damn town. You could have went and grabbed one of them up, man.

SPEAKER_02 58:35

Yep.

SPEAKER_03 58:36

Yeah. Bikudo the damn.

SPEAKER_11 58:38

Yeah, you got a baby mom. I'm booty old. Most of us know we can always run it back with our baby mom at least one more time. I mean. My baby daddy.

SPEAKER_09 58:56

Habitual. All of the other stuff. Habitual.

SPEAKER_03 58:59

Habitual.

SPEAKER_09 59:00

20 years don't seem like that. Mystical, let me tell you something.

SPEAKER_03 59:04

He's like 50 something. He's gonna get out at 70. 20 years is fine.

SPEAKER_02 59:07

Let me tell you something.

SPEAKER_03 59:08

He's gonna do the whole 20.

SPEAKER_02 59:09

Mystical already had a motherfucker in the in the prison. That's why Mystical went back because Mystical already had somebody in their way. He was in there for how long before he got out the first time? Seven, eight, mister Mystical already had he likes it, he wants it, and he gon' get it. You understand? What that booty monster man says.

SPEAKER_11 59:30

I like that and I want you to.

SPEAKER_02 59:32

Hey, and that's that's what Mystical said. That's right.

SPEAKER_11 59:38

So I'm not saying that Mystical man. I I feel like you should be able to do it.

SPEAKER_02 59:44

Yeah, man. Any nigga that had fresh braids who's her line started way back there.

unknown 59:50

Introduce them to some older women.

SPEAKER_07 59:53

Oh my gosh. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah, you're right.

SPEAKER_03 59:59

Well, he say the line, if you're looking for me, here I go. We know where you at, brother. He with his bitch.

SPEAKER_11 1:00:06

Yeah. All right, before we walk off this motherfucker, best cartoon. Then, now, or whenever. What you got?

SPEAKER_02 1:00:13

Oh, back to the back to, okay, well, I'm gonna go back to uh so Tex Avery show. Yeah. And the Tex Avery show. I I said uh Looney Tunes first, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you did. But then I'm going back and say the Tex Avery show because it had the Woody Woodpeckers and all the babies and the cars and stuff like that. So that was very creative back in those times. Yeah, so that's all with that. So, but then uh new time shows, I still watch, I watch stuff like um uh The Loud Crowd and uh stuff like that. I still watch, you know, I still watch like Nickelodeon cartoons.

SPEAKER_11 1:00:47

G.I. Joe for me. Hands down, G.I. Joe. Or Thunder the Barbarian. This still comes on? No. Oh, but okay, but now, now, now I just watched it the other day. I watched that drone faithfully, like it is new. And no, every word, don't you? Every word. I know. I like Thundercat. That's a good one.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:06

Thundercat, Thundercat. Well I like uh Clay cartoons. No, I like clay animation. I like Tim Burton. I don't like uh movies. Clay animation is different, but I like that style of artwork.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:18

Yeah. How old are you?

SPEAKER_05 1:01:20

26.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:21

Okay. That's yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:22

Yeah, that makes sense. I don't I can't say, man. I like Family Guy. Okay. Family Guy goes hard, right? Like adult swim.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:32

Yeah, don't swim.

SPEAKER_11 1:01:35

Boondocks is this shit. If you want to be technical, I I am the stone that the builder refused. Yeah, I love it.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:41

That little baby's a genius on Family Guy. Hilarious. What you got, what you got, man?

SPEAKER_10 1:01:46

I'm thinking I'm thinking like what's one cartoon? I want my daughter to absolutely throw away.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:53

Oh, that's see, that's been that's being responsible.

SPEAKER_10 1:01:55

I think I gotta go back for real.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:57

That's responsible. You didn't ask me to be responsible. What's that motherfucker? I mean, G.I.

SPEAKER_11 1:02:02

Joe always had a lesson at the end of it, so I can always write my kid while there.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:08

Oh, that's my motherfucker right there. I love Mr. Mojo Jojo, yeah.

SPEAKER_10 1:02:14

They got too many villains that I like. Yeah. Yeah, he's my favorite.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:18

Mojo.

SPEAKER_11 1:02:20

Mojo Jojo, where he talked. And now that we have had our show. It's time. This was Coffee and Cunddoms, the show that you have seen. The show that is now about to end today. Coffee and Condoms. That's what it is, man. You can catch us next Saturday. Same bad time, same bad shadow. Anybody got final words before we get out of here? Final words.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:42

Have a drink for your boy birthday.

SPEAKER_11 1:02:45

Happy birthday, Blue. One more time. You my boy, Blue.

SPEAKER_09 1:02:49

A jar of cherries for you. Yeah, there you go.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:52

Ms.

SPEAKER_11 1:02:53

Newman?

SPEAKER_02 1:02:53

Oh, hey, you know what I'm gonna say. Love everybody, but love yourself more. Because if you can't love yourself and put yourself first, you can't love nobody else. So love and respect yourself before you can love and respect anybody else.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:08

Wait, word. You gotta do the little clock it thing.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:11

I ain't clocking shit, nigga. You heard what I said. You don't clock that? That's a good thing. That's not how I'm not feeling like clocking it today. I stand on it.

SPEAKER_11 1:03:19

Y'all know what it is, bad. I am the funky grandpa, man. Catch me tonight again at Nate's 7, 9 o'clock, Esau McGraw, and tomorrow's one, 7 o'clock show. But uh, I'm gonna be on the stage doing my thing, man. I hope to see y'all there one of these days. Better see y'all, better see y'all. Come rock with your man's. This is coffee and condoms. Two fingers. We out.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:40

Two fingers. I'll be there tomorrow night because I'm just gonna get my wig done. That works.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:42

Yeah, I'll be there tomorrow. I might get one of the missing brains.

SPEAKER_11 1:03:49

Coffee and condoms.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:50

So passive woke up them asses. That I was roused at the um that glasses. The art was gone today. We read the tablet. I am just a human new wish.

SPEAKER_11 1:04:02

With me, your host, Scooter, aka the funky grandpa. This is Claw Me and Connor, and you are tuning in to the newest podcast. Going down is bananas. I am your host, the funky grandpa, aka Scooter. Every holiday. I wanna G.I. Joe's, I got Army Man. Army man, what the fuck can you do with this guy? You got a fucking friend with this guy.