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COFFEE AND CONDOMS 74: Bratz, AI & The Ohio Mystery with Paul Mon roe
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This week on Coffee & Condoms, the crew dives into another lineup of viral headlines, culture, and conversations that have everyone asking questions.
We kick things off by talking about how artificial intelligence has changed the internet. It seems like every viral video or unbelievable photo comes with the same question: "Is it real... or is it AI?" Has technology made us more skeptical than ever before?
We also discuss the disturbing case involving 16 children found at an Ohio property, the reaction to Bratz introducing Pride-themed dolls, and the mysterious story of four friends who went on a trip but only three returned—leaving behind questions that continue to circulate online.
As always, we bring different perspectives, plenty of laughs, and the kind of honest conversations you'd expect from Coffee & Condoms.
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I change my sheets. I change the sheets on my bed every Sunday. Every Sunday. And I made this suggestion every Sunday.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_07Because I wanted you to change the sheets, right? And I said, why don't you let me run you a bubble bath so you could split your ass? And this nigga said no. Why you put a bleach in the water? I was gonna make him a nice bubble bath.
SPEAKER_06With bleach in the water.
SPEAKER_07He said a bubble toe with no. He said, I'm good. I'm like, how the fuck is you good? And I'm trying to change the sheets. That nigga over there, bittery than a motherfucker. Softy.
SPEAKER_04Let me tell you, you can only go four days before your nuts truly start the fucking sick.
SPEAKER_11They get a little tart.
SPEAKER_04Two or three, depending on the weather. It's too hot for that shit.
SPEAKER_11Let me give you real game for those that are chiming in, right? First off, let me break it down for you, because everybody like, how the fuck are they doing so many coffee and condom joints? It's not that. We are monetizing. And because we are monetizing, we are pre-recording so that every Saturday at 2 o'clock, you'll have a new show. So we're jumping on it. But I like to go live so y'all can see really what the behind the scenes is like and get it kind of live before it comes out, right? But I'll make sure, make sure y'all tune in, coffee and condoms, on YouTube on my page, Funky Grandpa. But let me say this. Let me get back to the conversation. Matter at hand. If you go as a dude, young men, fellas, grown men, I don't care what your age number, four days is your max that you can go. And I'ma say three. It's really three. Two. Right. I'ma say well, well, well. Here's why I'm gonna say three. Because I'm not a nasty dude. My shits don't just secrete like that. Right, right. I'm saying. Right, right.
SPEAKER_09I'm being honest, I'm a well-kept dude. Yes, you take a shower every day, motherfucker.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, I'm saying, I saw two days.
SPEAKER_11But I know me. Listen, I'm saying, I know me. Me in a, I don't know, drunken stupor, something. Traveling, right? Traveling, right, traveling. I know let's say it's a two-day road trip. It's a two-day road trip. By day three, I know I need to give myself a scrub. I know, I know I need to give myself a scrub. I'm just saying, I got a good two, yeah, I got a good two-day turnaround for my nuts start nutting.
SPEAKER_03Right. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I don't know if that's not a good thing. Yeah, till they get nuttish.
SPEAKER_11So two days from my nuts get nuttish. And it depends on the weather, too. Right, right. And it depends on the weather. If I'm out and about, I've been wearing drawers all day. You know what I'm saying? Truth be told, by the time I get back to the crib, I need to change. That's just the science of the situation. Yeah, you know, nothing. You gotta, yeah, you gotta scrub your nuts, right? Just like you ladies gotta get your underboob.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, they be mushroom.
SPEAKER_11You gotta get your underboob, that my underboob be funky, especially if you're a chest team, you know what I mean? Like your chess game is like black ass. You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_06I can understand it. It's gonna twist a little bit. I saw that.
SPEAKER_05I agree with what he's saying, man. And I take a shower every day in the morning, and sometimes I take one before I go to bed, help me sleep better. So I can't be musty five.
SPEAKER_11Blue, I never noticed that without your suit on. You actually look like a black version of my man from the four horsemen. What's his name? Owl Anderson? Black Ole Anderson. Come on, man. I just came to me. I was like, damn, Blue looked like black Owen Anderson. I'm cool with that. I got regular clothes, man. But but but yes, and for just so y'all know, Blue is out of uniform. I'm busted him out for that. I ain't never seen Blue, not only do he not, I thought he got on sports shorts and a t-shirt. I thought for sure he had on some hard bottoms with those. And socks and flip-flops.
SPEAKER_07Socks and flip-flops. He answered the door like that.
SPEAKER_05I used to be a hooper, bro. I can hoop, man. Get out of here, man.
SPEAKER_11Yo, Blue got the longest toes in the history of toes. It's like he got on hard bottoms still. Size 15, man.
SPEAKER_07Blue answered the door like he spent the fucking night. I live here.
SPEAKER_01Blue spent the night like he spent the night.
SPEAKER_11Let me tell you something. Hold on. Listen, the scooter. Hold up. Let me get this out there. Slide the mic over there to Paul, because you can't say nothing. Just so y'all know, Blue likes to talk a lot of trash. How he comes over here, like he runs dominoes, and he does this, that. First of all, Blue has been getting his butt whooped all for like two weeks straight. First of all. Right. Second, second, let me say this. So the other night, Blue. So definitely, you know, he had won three games the other day, and then I ended up busting his behind. Then I bust his behind after that. Then Josiah came through and busts his crack him across his head twice. Got a signature out of him.
SPEAKER_04Oh look at that.
SPEAKER_11So right now, for the rest of this show, Blue should be writing chalk words on the board. He can't even converse. Give him a white board. Yeah, give him a white board. He can't even converse right now. He shouldn't be saying nothing. After the podcast, we'll get some pizza.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_04Moving through him along. We'll see after the podcast.
SPEAKER_11We all up in the joint. We ain't got no introductions. See black people, black folks, black folks. Let's get to introductions, Papa Man, far left.
SPEAKER_08Man, y'all know what it is.
SPEAKER_11It's your boy J Wheel in the building. Big Blue. Your boy Big Blue, man. AKA Third Rail. You my boy Blue? Yeah. So my left.
SPEAKER_07Hey, it's Miss Newman, baby. What it be?
SPEAKER_11My sister in charge, and I is your funky grandpa scooter in the building. I have a special guest. One thing I've been saying to y'all is that a lot of these guests that I've been bringing in have been people that have been family to me, like Super Sam and my man Umi from ETC, Diego coming out with the candy uh packs the other day. These people all like family members to me. I have created my own family out here in the Northwest, because I'm an East Coaster, right? I don't got nobody but my son out here and my granddaughter. So everybody is connected. When you create your own family, that's a whole different vibe. It's crazy as hell, because you see my vibe, right? This is this is my family. I consider all these people my family, my brothers, my sisters, but this is my brother. We go back. Man, please introduce yourself.
SPEAKER_08He's old as hell.
SPEAKER_09AKA Pebo. Eddie Griffin. Eddie Griffin. Multiple aliens old. You know? Hey, this is what it is. Been rocking with Scooter for a long time. This is my brother from another mother, the East Coast twin. You know, we didn't even like each other when we first. Didn't even like each other. Really? No, couldn't stand that name. East Coast nigga. No, I couldn't stand that. Where are you from, Paul? Born in San Diego, raised in LA. Okay. Schooled in the bay, you know, top to bottom. Yeah, he's a he's a pick oranges and vendors.
SPEAKER_08I'm saying you done covered all the other goddamn parts. Yeah, I've been from San Diego. To the bay. To the bay. AK he sold drugs. I'm just gonna call it what he's gonna do. Hey, hey. Shit out. Hey.
SPEAKER_11Paul, one of them old, old bloods that be everything he says, be like my game. No, I'm just well, I mean, he he he one of them old dudes that wear a lot of red and and say stuff like uh um it's bold outside. Hey, hey, your back being bold is bold outside.
SPEAKER_04Hello, Pa.
SPEAKER_09Be saying something that don't make sense.
SPEAKER_08Bay that bay that's the coldest part about it, he was back before they was even affiliated as such. Yeah, he was the one that did initiation bus. They was just called the dudes in red back then. It was initiation bus. Got you there to got you there on time. That's what it was.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, they would still decide between motherfucking uh uh uh between blood and motherfucking brick. Oh no, yeah, no bricks. Bricks are red, bricks redder than blood, blood redder than bricks.
SPEAKER_07Therefore, they do have brimstone blood because of that reason.
SPEAKER_08Here you go. Well, you hey, I have to try the book. They got a picture of Paul in there. It was like a right, it was like when you do your initiation, man, you had to go through, had to read about Paul's history.
SPEAKER_11What's good with it? My guy. Yeah, yeah. So it's good, man, to have family in the building today. We got some tops, we're gonna talk some trash, but that's really what it is. You know, coffee and condoms, man. We got that water cooler conversation, kicking the Willie Bobo as we do, man. And uh, so we're gonna get it started, right? I put this as the number one topic, because and y'all correct me if y'all don't, maybe y'all don't do this.
unknownOh shit.
SPEAKER_11I I I do this. I was gonna say, this is this could be some scooter shit. This is like, so here's I got a habit of now when I see like hot women on on Instagram, like especially if she got like that letter S body where her chest and butt stick out just as far, right? Like she got that looking like a Superman symbol. I gotta look it up, right? So I be like, yo, I Google, I I I type it in, is this person real? You know what I mean? Because nowadays you I we at the time you gotta check, is everything AI? Is this AI? Is that not AI? Is this AI? Is that not AI? Like that I do Lamada only wanna do that? I do that shit all the time.
SPEAKER_07I just started because there was a model of the club, yeah. A real popped up of this young lady that was a model. And she was half albino and half black. Okay, but it was right down the middle. Perfect. Like perfect. And she had like a little dark spot on her hand. But I was like, oh. Was she freckly on the side? No, she was just completely, yeah, she might have had some freckles, but she was kind of like it was so perfect down the middle. And I was like, and I saw her, I said, Is she AI? And they were like, Yeah, she is an AI model. I'm like, that's so fucked. Ain't that crazy? And then they have um. And how do you become famous because of it now?
SPEAKER_08I mean, you think about it.
SPEAKER_11They like, you see that one girl that's so perfectly uh uh uh mulattoed or whatever you call it. What's the what's the what's the ice cream that got all three of the joints in it? Neopolitan. You see that Neapolitan girl? Because that's what they look like to me. When you rip, because they be super dark on this side and super pale on this side. It looked, it looked, she looked ice cream. Yeah, you look Neapolitan. Tell me like and that line down the middle, it'd be so neapolitan out. Like, like they look, they I'm telling you. Yeah, I'm saying. Y'all better, y'all better recognize this man. Let me tell y'all something. Let me tell you something. I say this all the time as black folks, you have a superpower. Black folks, if you don't know what your superpower is, your superpower, you have the ability to bend words and names to your conversation. It just is what it is. You know what I'm saying? You don't meet somebody uh I'd have met a Tanisha, a Tanisha, and Tanasha, and it's all spelt the same way. Get out of here, dude. We are we have a power. We bend names that shouldn't be named all the time. We all know somebody who shouldn't be named, the name that they got. I knew a dude whose first name, middle name, and last name was all spelt the same. Well, it was spelled differently, but uh but every every letter, every every letter in his first name, middle name, and last name was the same. Just rearranged. His name was uh um uh not leaf, neat lock uh not leaf, leaf not felton. That was his name, dude. That was his name. Not leaf, leaf not felt. That was creative.
SPEAKER_05Miss Newman and Scooter are about to come out with their own dictionaries. So be on the lookout for coffee and condom dictionaries. I'm trying to tell you, I'm trying to tell you.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, we that's a black people superpower. We bend words, voids. We bend voids to our way. Yes, it was that we all do it everything. Hold up, Miss Newman. Hold on, let me tell you. Uh Jay Will do it all the time. No, I'm just cut. Come from the South. Yeah, this merch, this merch. Yeah, country people just don't like to lose all the left. 110,000.
SPEAKER_08We try to get there though. We try to always say 110,000. I'm just saying, with country folk, we just try to get to the point. Word bending. It's too many letters to get in there. I ain't finna say all them goddamn letters.
SPEAKER_07Mm-mm. Too many syllables and vowels and shit.
SPEAKER_08You know what I mean by the inflection of how I'm putting it out.
SPEAKER_11Let me tell you Jay Will's name is not Jonathan, it's Jonathanic's. But he but he but he changed, he vents the word.
SPEAKER_04So that's yeah.
SPEAKER_07But you know, southern people ain't gonna say Jonathan anyway. Southern people say Jonathan. Jonathan, Jonathan, they say Jonathan. Yeah, I better go. Get Jonathan.
SPEAKER_08Joe Nathan, if you don't come out and stop playing, this is why I want white friends. I'm telling y'all, white America, if you are looking for your black friend, I'm looking for you too. He wants to go cow tipping again.
SPEAKER_11Keep kicking it with these black people, man. Speaking of which, right, since we talk about different races and folks.
SPEAKER_07You you hot too.
SPEAKER_11We got the fan. I don't know why. You just ain't on. John Nathan, this is your job. Right there.
SPEAKER_08Yo, that's the point of the thing.
SPEAKER_11And we all black, you know, the first thing we're supposed to do when we come in here is do two things make the Kool-Aid and cut on the fan.
SPEAKER_08He's three times black and everybody, so the heat went up 30 degrees.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, damn. He didn't beat me.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_06He didn't took the title. God damn it.
SPEAKER_11Officially went from being the blackest in the room to light skin. Yes.
SPEAKER_07And I tell and I hold that title beautifully. I love being the darkest in the room.
SPEAKER_08For those who don't know, man, me and Paul beef every time we're around you. I love the dude to death. I know he loves me back. And he's standing back. Because we played Domino's.
SPEAKER_09Because I beat his ass in Domino's.
SPEAKER_08One time. I got the multiple times.
SPEAKER_09He got his one little win win. It's all one back. Public getting number one. Exactly. Tear your ass up every time I see you. I'm talking about.
SPEAKER_11So if y'all don't know, one thing we do for sure, one thing for sure, two things for certain is play bones up in our house. Dominoes, that is what it is. It is a national sport over here. You know, it is shark, it is not a good thing. That joint is the FIFA in this house. Don't come in here solvent.
SPEAKER_04Don't come in here. Yo, the other day, I'm talking trash to you, Diego.
SPEAKER_11Diego, I'm saying it to you. Yesterday, Diego came in here talking all this trash. I went to go wash. He said, That's how you washing? I was like, What? What you talking about? I think my wash game was pretty good. And this dude proceeded to massage the dominoes. With his, I ain't never seen nobody wash the dominoes.
SPEAKER_04With your fingertips.
SPEAKER_11He had the nerve, first of all, to be clowning me. And with his fingertips, I ain't never knew he did like, like he was, yeah. Like that happened.
SPEAKER_04It was like, yeah, like that joint when you get that go down your head and come back. That's got rule.
SPEAKER_11I said, wait a minute, you just clown my washer. And with the doing this right. He might be a professional washer. He's had a lot of practice in it. You get good. I'm telling you, I think every finger might have touched the domino and he just spread them around like.
SPEAKER_06I said, get the out of here.
SPEAKER_11I couldn't believe that BS, man. I tell you what. You what you don't do.
SPEAKER_09Scooter likes bringing guppies into the shark, man. Messi feel good. Makes him feel good. I don't look.
SPEAKER_11I don't listen. I don't say that's not what I'm talking about. That's not what I do. What I do is if you fix these words to your mouthpiece, if your lips formulate this sentence, I play dominoes.
SPEAKER_04We don't want them.
SPEAKER_09But if you say you can play dominoes, you allowing us to be here as long as you can. Yeah, you say it any other than that? I got a yellow helmet for you in a short bus.
SPEAKER_11And so if you go ahead and fix your mouth to say that sentence, I gotta say the next sentence. Come on over. Yeah, I mean, we play. You do not have to accept just because he invites you. You should not accept just because I invite you. You should actually make sure the words that follow that sentence mean you actually know how to do it. So don't come over and just say it.
SPEAKER_08There was a non-colored person female persuaded, saying I can play dominoes. No.
SPEAKER_10And then blame J Will.
SPEAKER_11Because I was with bananas that day.
SPEAKER_07A non Negroid female came in.
SPEAKER_04Blame J Will.
SPEAKER_11Blame J Will. Said, man, why he came. If he would have done this, she straight said, yo, I don't know what he's doing. I made sure I rubbed that into J. Will the whole night.
SPEAKER_07I know you're lying.
SPEAKER_11That was hilarious, dude. Told Jay Will. She was over here playing dominoes. No reason was that. No, no, no. School surprised me. I walked in. It wasn't no surprise. I posted it on Facebook and Muggs chime in. Right? And you more than welcome. If you chime in and say, yo, I play bones too, but don't I'm shooting. I'm going to shoot you. She just wants to finish. Pull up, right? We're talking about the culture. No, I'm saying, pull up. Here's what I'm saying. Pull up is what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_08And she, and I'm gonna give, I'm gonna give him full credit. Scoop didn't put the post out there. Yeah. It's responded to. Yeah. Unbeknownst to me. I didn't know that it was responded to until I got here. To whom responding.
SPEAKER_07And then when I walked in, she was like, No, he didn't know to whom responding. He didn't know.
SPEAKER_08Y'all been around me no time.
SPEAKER_11So listen, listen, hold on, let's clear this up. Let's clear this up real quick so that we sure. There are certain when I I post my domino post. So my domino thing, for those that don't know, run like on Friday nights like a poker night. That's what it is. When I run my post, it's because I'm trying to. So I'm really just trying to get newcomers to come when I post my Friday joint. But folks that know they got a guarantee guaranteed seat at all times is Jay Will, Paul Monroe, Big Blue, Josiah's, I'm for sure, know that right now. My son, uh, Cam. And then after that, huh? Who you say? Who you said? That's that fish in the place. Who you said? I'm telling you, just to make sure he can feel good by the way. No, no, Cam. Nephew. Nephew. That's what he calls it. He calls a chair. Black Sam, Nintendo, Lintel, but Black Sam to the world, right? These are people that got a guaranteed seat, right? Now, oh, and then like I guess if like if GG pull up, uh Regina, if if uh Tawana pull up, those is guaranteed seats, right? Because I don't have a lot of women that come, but those are two women that come and they get down. They nasty, right? So you can come and get on, right? I don't check your credentials at the door. Your mouth is supposed to be your credentials. For facts. So if you jump in my thing and be like, I'm there, I'm coming, I assume you two participate in the arts of bones.
SPEAKER_08Because he don't check their background, they mean they sit him up and push them down and watch them fall. Or they order with you with you.
SPEAKER_07Or they've been playing online.
SPEAKER_06Not a pizza party.
SPEAKER_07On their off time. They play online on their off time.
SPEAKER_11Or their favorite song goes, Here we go, here we go.
SPEAKER_08All the affiliates, other than the beer. People don't understand. Stu is one of the most cutthroat domino players because not only does he don't want to talk across the board. Nope. You don't fuck around and blink and forget your turn. Because if you ask him, the stupidity you will feel for you asking that question. Don't ask stupid questions. You should know your business. You sat down. Watch the boy. Pay attention to that. Honestly, school makes somebody not talk the rest of the game. Just because they asked, A, is it my turn? Worst question they could have asked. Don't ask it in my house. And it went as long as that stupid ass rap song that he played it.
SPEAKER_07Oh my God, with the 50 fucking songs, which is fire. Which is fire. So can you make it a lot of things?
SPEAKER_11Which one? I rolled it 110 D with 110 MC.
SPEAKER_08Have you ever heard of the end of it? Yeah. Yeah. You must be here for a week. Same time started the same thing. Paul is also a hip hop ad. Well, here's the thing. I watched them talk shit to somebody through the whole song and they started in the middle, and yet don't people still think they got that was respect back. All because they asked one time, but whose turn was it?
SPEAKER_11No, don't ask. Don't ask. You supposed to listen. Stay focused. Hold up. Listen, listen, let me give you the basics. Basic domino rules. I had a person say to me one time, oh, you play prison rules. No, I play straight up. It is 10 to get your name on. We not playing no fives. You don't get fives if you make somebody knock. I got a partner, man, he makes you get five points for everything you do. He don't even gotta put a domino down. He already got five points and then make I made everybody knock. He done got ten points out of everybody in the game. Like you could have heard of no shit. Five of our make you knock. We did nickel knock at the post office. Crazy work, dude. Yo, if you don't call your money, he can call your money. Oh, that's ridiculous. That's bullying. I pay attention.
SPEAKER_09No.
SPEAKER_11No, but there ain't no such thing as three money. I like to play and then say you didn't call your money. Right. That's what happened. Like that's the thing. You missed out. The next man played. And guess what? You just missed your money. I didn't need to call that. I just wanted to point out to you that you missed your money. I'ma still do your money.
SPEAKER_05I did that the other day to some dude, man. He missed the money. He cussed me out. Yeah. So I moved my thumbs up. You sure that's not that? I'm not gonna say his name, but he got a blue shirt on in here, man.
SPEAKER_11That's the introduced.
SPEAKER_05That was Diego's fault. Twice.
SPEAKER_11He better go see. Can we please get blue a whiteboard? Blue is not supposed to be talking. Blue is not supposed to be talking. Hold the mic over to you. Blue.
SPEAKER_08That's why you want to help me.
SPEAKER_11You better talk like Shony Brown.
SPEAKER_05So on Saturday, we go to the Method Coffee Shop and play down the bus.
SPEAKER_02I want six games in the road so school we can sit down.
SPEAKER_05I get up, Josiah's winning seven in the road.
SPEAKER_02I was talking to the room.
SPEAKER_05Then I got I'm gonna take a look at Josiah's one too.
SPEAKER_08I'm him. Timothy. Are you wearing the helmet upside your head so off the sun?
SPEAKER_05I don't want so many games if I got my mail forwarded over here.
SPEAKER_04My mail is forwarded to this address.
SPEAKER_11Hold on, hold up, hold up. So, because we jumping around and Miss Newman just brought it back to me. She said, What are we gonna talk about? The 16th. I want to know what the hell happened to the 16 kids. Okay, let me tell you about the 16 kids. 16 kids were found in Ohio, right? Of all different ages, something like from like one to 18 or something. And it was like these five family members, some white folks that had them in this crib, yo, like I don't know what they they was doing all kinds of.
SPEAKER_06What's this? The people that had the kids, we black slaves.
SPEAKER_11No, no, no, that was another family. Oh no, but apparently it's a fad now.
SPEAKER_08So this family that just basically had these kids locked down in that basement in the house, man. The house was deplorable. Like, bro, when I say living conditions were beyond meager. They're just collecting the checks. And it's what even not even really didn't even just collect the checks. Like, some of these kids weren't even reported. Like they were having the kids in the house, leaving them there, man, mother, father, son, daughter, that type shit. And they had the kids, they put them in the basement, they had them just stay in there. Nobody knew that how many kids were taking care of the house until somebody made a report.
SPEAKER_07Were they foster children or their children?
SPEAKER_08Their kids.
SPEAKER_11Nah, I don't think it was their kids. I think that I think that it was all their kids.
SPEAKER_08It was their kids. So again, the mother had kids that she was raising that way. One of her daughters and their boyfriend were having kids in the house too. So these were all family members. These were sick. No, I didn't know that. I thought they were each other. Brothers and sisters. Brothers, sisters, sisters, cousins.
SPEAKER_11Sick ass flowers in the attic type shit. That shit right there.
SPEAKER_08That's a badass thing right there. But the crazy thing about it is once they went into the house, these people literally had no remorse for how they were treating these kids. Like as they were being arrested, no apologies, no nothing.
SPEAKER_05But they thought it was okay.
SPEAKER_08Man, they had no feeling toward them whatsoever.
SPEAKER_05The crazy thing is that could have been the same cycle that they came from. It probably was.
SPEAKER_11I mean, yeah. Alright, so look, I know that ain't it like prior weekend this weekend up here in Tacoma? Like even though prior week ain't. So I thought about my daughter sent me this and it and it kind of shook me a little bit because I was like, Well, this is what we're doing. Did y'all know Bratz just brought out a lesbian couple? The Bratz dolls just put out a lesbian couple, and they got a whole like little commercial, and it's like, and I was in my head, and y'all can correct me if I if y'all feel I'm wrong. I ain't got a problem being wrong. But what got me was I was like, word, like do kids need to see this at that age? Yeah, lesbians. Yes, yes, they kissing and everything. On the commercial, they got the dolls kissing each other and walking together. They sold in the Dupak and anything.
SPEAKER_07I I don't have if you're gay and you want to be gay, that is a you situation. I'm not saying that's a you problem. But I find the problem is pushing the gay agenda on the children that have not had a chance yet. You know, you're not like some people say, I was born gay. Some shit, you're not born racist. You're taught to be racist. Right. And some kids, you're not, I don't think you're you could be, or you know what I'm saying. But I think it being pushed on you is one thing. Like if my if my nephews are raised around fat, I mean, excuse me, Jesus.
SPEAKER_04Hallelujah. We're talking with your husband too. Lord, Lord, Lord, La, Lord.
SPEAKER_07Sweet, sweet. If my if my if my grand if my if my Put your helmet down, Blue. If my people, if my youngsters that I love are raised around She's gonna get us canceled. That's that's raised around certain people of a certain okay. I had gay uncles. Okay. I had gay uncles. Okay. And my gay uncles were gay uncles. They were, you know, gay uncles. Now three steps. I mean, like, okay, gotcha.
SPEAKER_11They was flamboyant. Yeah, man.
SPEAKER_06Flamboyant. Like, that had the process of my life.
SPEAKER_11But was they, was they, was they, was they but hold on, because you know, is they flamboyant to the point of I'm gay and I'm flamboyant or flamboyant. No, it was just the way they were. Or was they like, oh, I dress this way too. No, I'm just I'm just gay.
SPEAKER_07Okay, I like men. But my but we always had my father there too. You know what I'm saying? And my and and other men. So I think just because my father was there and he had they, my brothers and everybody had that male influence, this wasn't pushed on them. Gotcha. You know what I mean? But I think had my father's not been there, then it probably would have been, you know, something, oh, oh, he this is how he acts, so this is how we act. You know, that's why you see so many young men act like that when they're raised by single men, women. Okay because that's what they see. But that's not telling them to go be gay. Right. But I think the pushing the agenda, it's okay to be gay. It's okay, but pushing it at a young age before somebody gets a chance, like, how can you say you're gay when you've never been with another, the other sex?
SPEAKER_11I just I just feel putting it in in toys and cartoons and all that ain't, it's not needed. Right? Let that kid figure it out however they figure it out, whenever they figure it out. But you don't necessarily do it, like, do I need a doll to say, like, because I can buy two dolls and make them kiss, right? Because if I feel I'm a gay kid, I did not when I'm gay. Like, they've been doing that for years, right? Right, right. So, like, you just you're gonna do what you need to do. So you really don't need to like let's put it out as this. Let's push this. Right, like let them do what they do. But the fact that they're putting it out to me is kind of like, yo, for real? Like, do kids really need that? Like, it's almost like they don't stand a chance nowadays, right? Because then it's like, but what's crazy is that they're once again, and I said this before, what's crazy about it is you put out the lesbian couple. You ain't put out the gay guy. Right, right. Right, exactly. Right. Like it's easy to like. As men, we automatically accept women and women, but we don't accept dudes and dudes. It will be what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_05So it's the agenda was being pushed a long time ago. Right. Right? When you gotta go back to marriage being legal for benefits, and then as it started there and went, it just made it where everybody sees it everywhere, right? Because remember the military, we all military. Don't ask, don't tell. Yeah, right. And now it's everywhere, right? What up, Tweety? What up, Tweety? It's everywhere now, right? So you can go anywhere and see it. Right. Disney movies, every movie is there.
SPEAKER_04True.
SPEAKER_05Um, I don't know if you guys remember the McDonald's commercial. It used to be different. Now there's McDonald's commercials where it's two dudes. There's an insurance commercial, dude, car making this noise in the yard, and then it goes and shows the family. Right. And making breakfast, it's the two dads and the boy and the girl. Then this has been pushed a long time ago, but it's money.
SPEAKER_11I'm not saying all of that. I'm saying when it comes to cartoons and dolls, my guy, like that should be an off area. Are we not pushing it to the young children? Well, some business. You got it in your commercial, you got it, you selling your car, you know what I'm saying? If you want to sell your uh what the the Nissan Equinox, I don't know if that's a real car or not. Subaru Outback is the car. Well, that is that the car, what? Subrew and present. Right. So you want to sell the outback and you like Outback, here you go. And you want to have two dudes outbacking, you know what I'm saying? All right, but I'm saying that it don't need to be in the Bratz dolls, and it don't need to be in my cartoon. I was watching the joint, um, Young Justice, one of my favorite cartoons. And they said Aqualad, one of the few black superheroes they got. I watched the whole season. He went back to uh to Atlantis because he was in love with this joint and everything, and they decided to tweak his story. At the end of the season, they're gonna have him kiss the dude. The whole time he'd been at the at the joint. The whole time. But then he gets to the dude. And then the dude that was that was dating her, all of a sudden they end up in the relationship. Like if we heard, that's what you do with the black fish do. I did. I did. And he and they never and they never even confronted. He never came out the closet or the fish cabinet. That's what you said. He never jumped out of the fish bowl.
SPEAKER_08You said somebody eat some tuna one day and that was it.
SPEAKER_11It was also an Aqua Lap was all for the sharks.
SPEAKER_07I think they should get at least just me. Let my let my kids at least reach puberty. Yeah. Let them at least date around or something to figure out, you know, really, I'm really not with, I really don't like men. You know, or I really don't like female. Let them get, you know, not without it going down their throat. Let them get to a point where they can.
SPEAKER_11Because what we're not gonna do is speed past the fact that you said proberty. I said property that it goes. New word, proberty, new word alert.
SPEAKER_04Proberty alert proberty needs to be in your dictionary, Mr. Newman. You gotta have somebody pro word alert.
SPEAKER_11Let them reach property words. Let them reach property. That proberty serious. You can hit puberty, but you don't hit proberty.
SPEAKER_07When you hit puberty, that's when you're making the decisions to be grown. What age is puberty? When you're making decisions to be grown. Yeah, I don't think that you can make it if you want to be a girl or a boy.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, you go through puberty between 13 and 16. You don't go through puberty until you start making decisions where you like, nigga, I'm gonna do what I want to do, carefully.
SPEAKER_07I'm 200 pounds, I got hairy chest and big nuts. And I don't like women, I like this. That's when you're in property. Because you done proved it to yourself.
SPEAKER_11Peru, Peru, you the little Peru didn't.
SPEAKER_07How about the four friends go on the trip and the only little black boy didn't come home? Yeah, yeah, I'm glad you keep it alive.
SPEAKER_11I am tired, though, right? Well, it was five. So he was the fifth. He was the fifth. So it was these four white dudes with one black dude. What was his name? Nolan Wells. Nolan Xavier Wells. Xavier Wells. And they go on a trip, and the dudes, he don't come back. They come back, and they got his phone. I guess they held on to the phone for a minute and then gave it to the Panther. Here's the thing. Here's what's crazy to me, and I'm gonna go ahead and put it out there because I know we all think of it. Had that been five black dudes with one white friend, everybody would have been in jail. It would have been the Central Five, what was it, the Central Fark V all over again? The Genes 6 all over. Cats who just got arrested just because. How in the world do these four white men get to come back and walk around? They done deleted their phones, they done lawyered up, they done done all this crazy stuff. How they get to come back and walking around and the parents say, This is just like when the kid got trapped in the little rolling mat at the one school.
SPEAKER_07Oh my God, Johnson.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, crazy work. He all of a sudden ended up in the rolling mat head down. Right, come on.
SPEAKER_07And the whole rolled up man. That's some bullshit. And he was black. Y'all know we don't do tight spaces. Hell no, we don't. We don't swim like that either. We don't even.
SPEAKER_11If he was dead in the water, something happened. Yes. Uh the mama still. Because you know, hold up, because let's be clear. You don't be black in the water unless you one swim excellent. If you black in the water, you are, you, I just said there was a black dude, he was aqualad. He just said, but he was aqualite. And it's and still some other black folks around you. And if you black in water and don't swim, there's a whole family around you. You're not even in the water unless your aunts, cousins, cousins, cousins, and cousins, cousins, cousins ain't there. Because then guess what? When you in the water, the first thing gonna say is, go and get that boy out of that water. Boy, you out there too far. Yeah.
SPEAKER_07Get your head. You know you can't swim. Yeah. Don't you get your ass in the water without that floaty with your non-swimming ass.
SPEAKER_08Well, I'm gonna answer this question right here, man. Go right ahead, please. First and foremost, man, let's go ahead and call out the state, state of Mississippi. We already know there's a color line down there. So this kid, man, being out there, again, one of the comments his dad made on Good Morning America, man, was I always tell people if you go out with five, you come back with five. Again, in our culture, man, we tell our kids and we tell our family members when we go out, man, it can be safer in numbers. But if the numbers aren't matching up, that right there tells you exactly what's gonna happen. So him celebrating with his friends and all of this. But when they left, they said it was boat trouble. He agreed to stay behind and stay with a woman. There's too many different stories. Too many stories. Now, again, this happened on a Sunday, they didn't find his body until a Monday. Like again, when you start throwing the details into it, two plus two in every state that we've ever lived in is supposed to equal four.
SPEAKER_10The state's Mississippi, eh?
SPEAKER_08That's what that made me think of. Remember the life in the state of Mississippi, eh? Yes, man. That's crazy work. That's one of the reasons why with this story, I feel for their parents because they're gonna want to know the truth. The reality of it is the truth will be something they will probably never find out. Never. Because they never laugh on it. Old money is always gonna run the world. And down there, old money is something that they believe.
SPEAKER_11And his family connected enough to where they're gonna pull everything. Oh, they're gonna find something.
SPEAKER_08The one in that group whose money whose mom and daddy is from that old money is gonna take charge and nobody's ever gonna speak. Well, they will bury it before they let that boy truth come out.
SPEAKER_07Well, this is why Ben Crump and uh Kaylin Coepernick, Kaepernick, Kaepernick, they they they're paying for the autopsy to be done, another autopsy to be done in Washington, D.C. Right. So they've flown his body because they know that the the judge and the sheriff are connected in some kind of way. So they paid for this, they paid for this boy to get an independent autopsy done. And not only that, but the mother said that they were watching his phone because this happened 4th of July. He was supposed to be back that night.
SPEAKER_11Right, right.
SPEAKER_07His uh at 11 o'clock, somebody called for help. Or somebody called for help because it was a person overboard or some shit. But then nothing was said at 11 o'clock that night. Okay. Right? So his mom said, because he didn't come back, they decided to put in the missing person report. The white people didn't put in the missing person's report. So the next day and all them days, the mother and the aunt are looking at his phone. Right. All his Snapchat, you know, they're looking for his phone. But it's deep, it's dinging. Uh-huh. Like in different places. And they're like, well, it's saying that he's on land.
SPEAKER_11His phone was changed.
SPEAKER_07So his chase, it was pinking off these different places. So they can't. With his phone. So when the when the mama and the auntie went and found his phone, went and chased it where it was, they noticed that both of his Snapchats had been deleted and everything. They said he's a constant Snapchat master. Yeah, I heard I did that. So uh that's coming up. The fact that there was an argument, some people had um where he was saying, give me my Evan phone.
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, and they were saying who they were trying to figure out who it was that was arguing and all this shit. So it's some shit gonna come up, and I'll be glad, and I hope they all fry like goddamn catfish.
SPEAKER_11And fries. Yes, I hope to die, and I hope they burn in hell. Yeah, the movie. It's just you know what? But you know, let me say something. And Jay Will said this, and here's the facts. We teach our kids, black kids, you go out with this many friends, you come back with this many friends. Right? Like, we don't teach our kids to abandon each other or to dip on each other or to leave each other. Like, yo, like you supposed to say, my man, you good? Like we leaving, you coming or you staying? So when I get back, I can say, I told him to come, and he said he was good. And he left with blah, blah, blah. But we checked.
SPEAKER_07But it's the mother of one of these children that's doing all this shit too. That's uh, isn't it the mother or the other?
SPEAKER_11But they all connected. They judges and and and high people in the community. So they they they, you know what I mean, they making their money.
SPEAKER_08Again, history is just repeating itself. In that state alone, man, people come up missing. I always tell people in the South, man, we were always taught there was a certain way that we taught to certain types of people because uh North Carolina alone, we got swamp land, we got marshes, we got deep dense forces that when nobody goes out there, ain't nobody going out there to look for it. So we were always taught don't we don't go play by those areas and put ourselves in that situation where we can be snatched into the woods. Man, we don't go down this back alley and go down behind this area and nobody can see you from the road type shit. We were we were taught that as kids, so we rode our bikes, even though the better bike trail might have been over there for fun. Yeah. You stayed your ass on out here where everybody could see you.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. My kids were never allowed to go. If some if my my kids had friends and those people said they were going to the lake or fishing, my kids were not allowed to go.
SPEAKER_11Period. I couldn't go nowhere with nobody unless my mama knew your mama, your parents, where they worked at, what they did, they had to have some interaction. My mama had to be like, okay, I know your folks.
SPEAKER_08You sounded damn near sound a permission slip just to play at a friend's. To go play at a friend's yard. I gotta go to their house. If she was standing in the yard talking to this lady and something didn't feel right, we'd have gone all the way down there and still can't stay. Yeah, get out of here, right back in the car and go back home. Oh, yeah. Because my mom was one of those, if the vibe wasn't right to her, there was no way to do it.
SPEAKER_11Let me tell you, my boy Kijo's house was horrible house. Like they they was doing everything from crime to whatever going on in his house. I couldn't go to Kijo's crib. He lived right on the corner. I and I lived on the corner. We had two corner joints. I could not go to Kijo'Pad. Keijo come to my house anytime, all day, any day. That's right. I couldn't go to Kijo's house. I might have been, I think the first time I might have been to Keijo's house, I might have been 16, dude. And you crapped to them. We were boys since we were five and six years old. I don't think I never ever spent a day in his house until I was about 16. Because your parents knew. Yeah. That's right. See, I'm married. And even then, I snuck over there after work. I didn't go home. I just slid by his path first.
SPEAKER_08Yeah. But see, that's the other side of it. When you think about this, it's a teenage boy. We all got kids. We all see, we've been around, worked with, or some way, shape, form, fact. When have you ever seen a youngster without their phone?
SPEAKER_07Never. Yeah.
SPEAKER_08Can you imagine him telling somebody to take his phone? Yeah. Even the details of the story as they tell it don't make sense. Yeah.
SPEAKER_11So you know, and that's crazy. Do you know these kids today is attached at the hip with their phone? Like that joint is part of it. That's like an extra line.
SPEAKER_08I'm an adult when I'm attached to my phone now. And I used to be, I was raised to play outside. I didn't, I'm not a phone guy, per se. But let me be sitting somewhere and I got an appointment, I gotta wait. Man, I'm gonna pull my phone out, and I'm probably playing these jackasses and dominoes on the phone.
SPEAKER_05Either one of them.
SPEAKER_08You wear a helmet, sir. I ain't never lost to a man to wear a helmet.
SPEAKER_05Pull up the record.
SPEAKER_08Pull up the record. What the record saying? You behind the service. But the thing about it is our phones now are trackers. Again, if he didn't have his phone, there's a reason. His phone probably wasn't giving it. Again, when the video circles, they say they hear him in the background saying, Give me my effing phone. Yeah. Why are they taking his phone? So when you start trying to dig into the details of the story, he can't tell his side of the story. So anybody that's interpreted is gonna tell their version based off their own belief of it.
SPEAKER_11I'ma keep it a bug though, man. I'm gonna be honest. I don't really think nothing's gonna come from it. I think it's gonna, I think it's gonna get swept under the rug, like a lot of other, like that kid that got rolled up in that mat, you know what I mean? Like I heard they just reopened that case. But the crazy part is like, why do I, as a parent, have to fight through so much? Like, cause we know if there would have been a white kid found in a mat at a school, ain't no way in the world that that would that would be just. Oh, it happened. Oh, well. You're not talking at her. No kid just dives in the mass head first. Like, like it don't even add up.
SPEAKER_08The reason why it's different for me is like I said, growing up in North Carolina, we benefit from having the East Coast right next door to us as well as further deep in the south. There was a case in Baltimore, Maryland, where a girl got killed by a boyfriend. She was eight months pregnant, but she was having a high risk pregnancy. Her parents wanted to have her listed on the news as a missing person, and the news just didn't make it. It wasn't newsworthy today. She had to go contact a side affiliation, some program that basically sponsored black people and made it somewhere they can get their face and name on the new way. Just if I don't have her boyfriend killed her through her undergard somewhere. But if you think about it, if we can get that information out sooner, people look at people that have a knowledge of it. But the coldest part about this story is that in Mississippi, the old money is gonna take over. They're gonna bear this story as fast as they can get it, because again, nobody wants that hype behind it because we're in a society now where the internet is bigger. But again, Ben Crump can't save the world. Ben Crump is just now what Reverend Al Sharpton used to be. He's a name that is synonymous with the stories, but yet he don't have no more power than anybody else. It's people man, if we don't start talking about and start back talking to each other, we gonna get we gonna get eradicated.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, because Ben Crump can't save everybody, though. Because you got people calling Ben Crump because they stub they toe. You know what I'm saying? Like everybody and their mama call it Ben Crump for everything. I stub my toe and a white establishment. I call Ben Grump. Like, nah, you like everybody call it.
SPEAKER_08If he's taking on 35 cases, how can he honestly give any one of them individual attention when you got so many? And I grant it, yes, it's his team. Yes, there's other lawyers that's gonna fight under the underneath him. But we make Ben Crump the face. We make that with Al Shark, and a lot of times the backlash behind it, Johnny Cochran, Al Shark, man, these are dudes that when you put their name in there, the doors start to close because everybody knows what they're gonna come into. It doesn't open more doors, it becomes more defensive. People don't want to get the extra scrutiny that goes with it. So they become defensive. So if you want this this case to be solved, we need people. Somebody saw something. Somebody was out there, somebody heard.
SPEAKER_11You gotta break out all your cameras because you know madcast was recorded. You gotta get all your cameras on the floor.
SPEAKER_08You're telling me nobody recorded the fight. Right. I spent hours on the rabbit hole down YouTube watching them street fights and the other shit. Right. So again, man, I say this and I say this impassionately with my heart. Man, we need to go back to each one, to each one. This whole, I'm not gonna say nothing because it's not my business. Man, think of it this way. If it was your kid, what would you want to do on somebody to speak up?
SPEAKER_11I'm gonna tell you, they better than me, because I'm the I'm the dude. I'd have showed up knocking uh at all four kids' houses, smacking daddies in the mouth. It'd have been like that dude, the one commercial with a dude smacking everybody in the mouth. That'd have been that school. Yeah, that would have been it. Cause I yeah, yeah. Like they ain't nowhere in the world knocking on the soon as you open the door. They wouldn't even say nothing.
SPEAKER_08You know we just had to do the lineup? If something happened, they put all y'all in the same room, and then nobody say nothing. Everybody just looking at each other, somebody gonna break.
SPEAKER_11Somebody gonna break.
SPEAKER_08Man, you didn't want that ass who's gonna be a big man. My mom would just call us, hey, all y'all come down here. And as we coming down the steps, hey, you better not say nothing.
SPEAKER_11You better let's let's go let's do a poll of that. Just just just for shits and giggles. Your son hanging out, four kids. Don't make it back. Your first reaction, go.
SPEAKER_08Man, I'm at the whoever four kids that he left with, I'm at they know before they can get their shoes off, bruh. Like they ain't even got comfortable. They car still running when I get over there.
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_08Because that's my kid. And my mentality is, man, I'm gonna become at, and I don't care about your parents' rules are. When I show up, I'm dealing with you like I would deal with if it was my kid that we had to go to.
SPEAKER_11100%. Evil.
SPEAKER_09You lighting shit up. Beating up daddies, shooting mamas, all that. You take mine, I'm taking yours. Yeah. Hey, I'm taking my brother. We can go down for it.
SPEAKER_11My boy Blue!
SPEAKER_05Well, he's gonna pray on it. Well, I I will pray first, but I I'll be judged, and they can carry theirs. If mine's gone, we're gonna all feel the same. Yes, we all gonna feel. My loss, your loss, we all lose them.
SPEAKER_07I agree with I agree with my brother. Shit, I'm lighting shit up. You uh, one of mine for one of yours. Shit. Hey, I might be in prison uh mourning my baby, but you gonna be mourning your motherfucking baby. Everybody family members are gonna lose. He's not talking, these kids aren't talking to the pants.
SPEAKER_08How the hell they still got teeth in their mouth, man, please.
SPEAKER_11Let me tell you, what's that? One of my favorite songs from one of my favorite westerns is the join Young Guns. Going out in the blaze glory. I'm going out, dude. I'm not, yo, I'm showing up, pistol whipping, everybody, shooting everybody. That's a dope ass wheel, too, by the way. Yeah, it is. Young Guns is one and two. One and two. One and two, one and two. But for real, I'm going out. Because I done lost my kid. And what I'm not gonna do is go spend some time sitting in jail. No, I'm burying everybody. We just gonna be all I go. Yeah, we're just gonna meet at the crossroads. Because guess what? I'm taking you out. You, your mama, your daddy, anybody that got something to do with the hiding or the covering up of my child, nigga, my everybody.
SPEAKER_08Y'all know me, man. You know I love to play devil's advocate too. Again, there's still always two sides to every story. True indeed. We speaking on the on behalf of as black people, man. We don't want that, that feeling of that loss. But then as parents, we also know our kids. Right. And there's always more to a story. You always notice that whenever a kid ever gets harmed, we always talk about how good that kid was. But this kid was at a crack house gangbanging, doing whatever the hell he was doing. Not my baby! We leave all that part of the story out. So I'm not sitting here saying that, man. It's not when I say more.
SPEAKER_11We never talk about little Latrell and all the criminal things he done did. This boy left. Nobody ever thought was his friend.
SPEAKER_04Nobody ever said Oh, Latrell, my poor dope dealing, whose spoken gang pilling baby. He ain't never did nothing to nobody. He wouldn't hurt nobody.
SPEAKER_05I'll say it. I'll turn it to John.
SPEAKER_11Yes, she should. You better. First of all, shout out to my baby girl. That's my boo. That's my daughter. She ain't gotta turn to John Wick. We John Wicking from here. I am Liam Neeson. I got a special set of skills. Look, take it.
SPEAKER_08There are weapons in my house. I just don't show the people, so that way, man, when I have to use them, you can't say you ever saw me with it.
SPEAKER_07And you don't even know where the fuck the weapons are. Yeah. You could be sitting on a weapon right now. Don't even know. You're about to get your head cut off if you move the wrong way. But remember, hey, some years ago, we were just talking about retaliation. Right. Where um this man had molested this boy, this little boy. And the father waited outside the courthouse for the for the for the dude after the after they had had the court here and everything. Yeah, yeah. The dad was in the hallway on the f acting like he was on the phone. And when they bought the prepetrator through, that motherfucker blew his head off right down there.
SPEAKER_05That was the karate instructor, dude. The dad, the air brought him back from the airport.
SPEAKER_07Yes.
SPEAKER_05And that's when the dad said.
SPEAKER_07Well, isn't that the same thing that the man molested? No.
SPEAKER_05When the man is a different molested his kid. That was one. There's another one just like that.
SPEAKER_11One was karate style, and the other one was karate style. Apparently it's different.
SPEAKER_07Did he act like that?
SPEAKER_05I'm talking about yours is good. Okay.
SPEAKER_01You trying to tell you.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, no. Not the one that I was bringing through. I'm talking about Kung Fu molestation.
SPEAKER_07I just saw him hang in the in the on the phone, and they were bringing the perpetrator through. And he lit it through the phone. And he and he and he blew it. He shot in the head as they bring up.
SPEAKER_11So yeah. Yeah, man. I gotta get you. Like I said, I gotta get you. You hurt mine, I'm hurting you, yours, those around you, your mama's mama's, mama's, mama's, mama's. I'll dig up the bodies and smack the skeletons to the. Yes, and shoot you again. Let me tell you, I worked with a dude. I don't remember his name, but I worked with this dude. And he had come home. Now, real talk. He came home and he caught his wife cheating on him. But what happened was his wife was having sex with a dude in the car and the in the garage. And the fumes killed them. Right? They had the car rental. They had the car ramper. Yeah. Dumbass. So they have a sex. So when he got to the garage, they was already dead. That dude put a bullet in both skulls anyway. And so he ended up going to jail. I think they gave him like six years. He got six years for uh messing with a dead body. Messing with the dead body, yeah. So he got six years. But he still put a bullet in both their heads. And I gotta tell you, I'm not mad at him. Nope. I'm not mad. I done take that fixed. I didn't take that six.
SPEAKER_08I think the bad part about it is I'd have pulled him out of the car and attempted to give them mouth to mouth. When I give you the bullet, I wanted you to kill you. I wanted you to be alive to get. Said you just in time to pop your man. I guess we're gonna take a deep breath like.
unknownNo, you ain't.
SPEAKER_07I guess we can say they came and went at the same time. Yeah. Yeah.
unknownOh my gosh.
SPEAKER_07They went to hug, Lovey. Yeah.
SPEAKER_11They left the car running. Man, stupid. Left the car running.
SPEAKER_08They deserve to die. They did. Yes, they deserve to die. I've never understood why dudes want to fight a dude that they girl cheating with.
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_08Your girl had to decide to cheat first. Like the dude didn't have nothing to do with it. He just popped off like any dude would do. But your girl gotta say, yeah. I've never understood that when they break up and all that, as a dude, you go back and you stalking this chick and you won't leave her alone and you want to fight everybody else she with. See, again, you don't know what the level of crazy somebody is. You know what?
SPEAKER_11That's the sensitive thug. They all need hugs. You know what I'm saying? Like that's that's really what it is.
SPEAKER_08That's exactly what it is, you know.
SPEAKER_11It is, it is. You got so many, especially nowadays, you got so many dudes out there that be talking that talk, that be like, oh man, yo, um man, I ain't I ain't I ain't this and I ain't that. And the first time they turn around, they're like, man, they can say what's called. You know, back in the day, they used to leave the answer machine, the message on Instagram.
SPEAKER_02Hey girl, why you leave, why you acting like that? Pick up, pick up. Pick up, pick up. Yo, quick, stupid bitch. Then he called back, then he called back. Yo, I'm you know I uh I ain't even mean that you need to call you names.
SPEAKER_06Oh they be like, what the fuck is you talking about now? If you want me to go back home, just send me back home. You want me to come back to East St. Louis? Just send me back. What the fuck is you talking about now? What am I doing now? You gotta be in the bed.
SPEAKER_11Poison. That was poison right there.
SPEAKER_05I don't want to see Bumper club. What am I?
SPEAKER_01Yo, we get up, we get at the top of the hour, y'all. Final words, final words.
SPEAKER_03I'm sorry, I'm not gonna be gonna be able to do it.
SPEAKER_11But y'all don't know, y'all like what they laughed about. Miss Newman just really dropped a person, a poison, poison or bomb, poison bleed.
SPEAKER_07I hope this motherfucker's watching the next week.
SPEAKER_11Next next we next week you be in the house. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. With Air Force. Yeah.
SPEAKER_08I need two pairs. I need two pairs.
SPEAKER_11He's gonna be a home sitting there like, what happened? Oh shit, with these pretzels in bed. He's gonna pull back his own covers, it'll be all kind of pretzel colours.
SPEAKER_04I don't see the problem. No, you know what?
SPEAKER_07I I know I'm I'm getting I'm I'm so I am I I can get mean. I can get really, really, really, really mean. And it's like sometimes you just have as simple things, like be considerate. Like if somebody invites you in their home, you have to be considerate. That's how we would talk, right? You should be. You should be considered. Please and thank you. Like if I made, I got up this morning, I made breakfast. I put breakfast on the table. You know, like if I hand you your plate, the first thing one of y'all gonna say is thank you, sis. Thank you. Nothing. Then I make the juice glass and I put the juice glass on the table and I said, You're welcome. You didn't give me a motherfucker. Nigga, when I set the plate down, you should have said that.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, you think you should have been rolling off your time.
SPEAKER_07So that's why it was in the driver's disposal.
SPEAKER_11I said, You're gonna come home. That's that plate's still gonna be in the same. No, I put it in the barber. The whole plate.
SPEAKER_07Me and Keja ate, and and and I put his plate in the microwave. Because he was like, you didn't make this for me. And I'm like, okay, so he said it there and he left and he went and did what he had to do. Me and my granddaughter ate our beautiful French toast sausage and eggs and drank our juice. And when I went in the went and took a shower and came back, he was eating some shit off the top of the refrigerator. So I looked at the plate. Just off the top. You know, snacks.
SPEAKER_01You know what you mean, cloves on the top of the refrigerator.
SPEAKER_07So since you don't want to eat what I cooked, I just I'm washing dishes right now, so everything got to go on the dishwasher. You know, saving them for my bed. I love you, but I can't live.
SPEAKER_11Just consider it. I don't know how we went from final voyage to that.
SPEAKER_07I don't know, because I didn't even say my first.
SPEAKER_08White people in white America. If you're looking for a black friend, I don't need presses in the web. I'm appreciative. I say thank you after you feel. But nah, on some serious shit. Again, man, same thing. Pride event is going on at Rice Park this weekend, man. So with love, it's always the opposite of hate. So, man, there's gonna be some people that's upset that these people down there just being themselves at the park. Man, again, my word is acceptance, man. Accept people for who they are, love them for what they are and who they are right here. No strings attached, no reasons, just because if you can do that, man, we got a better situation.
SPEAKER_09I want to give a shout-out to my boy Doug Rashid, Grammy nominated producer, one of my best friend and oldest friends that just came out with his memoir from Rags and Gangster's Paradise. He was a producer for Tupac and many other uh Grammy nominated artists. L L Brandy. Shout out uh he's really known for uh Are you a name dropper for another movie? Okay, okay. This is my name. Okay, well, I'm just saying you was a name dropper for some of the things. Shut up. Okay, okay. So he got his memoirs out. It's called Rags the Gangster's Paradise. It's on Amazon, you can pick it up. Great book, great read. Shout out to my boy. Well no, you gotta write.
SPEAKER_05I'm about to write this. After this podcast, I'm whooping some ass. But hey, 2026, man. Be the best you you could be, be better than last year, treat everybody with dignity and respect, and I'm gonna respectfully kick their asses and dominoes later.
SPEAKER_08He wears a helmet.
SPEAKER_07Uh love yourself. Demand and command respect from other people, you know, period. If you respect yourself, you can respect others. Gratitude. Show gratitude when people are nice to you. Speak. Other than that, fuck you. Have a good week. I'll see y'all next week. It makes it turn so fast. I know it does. It's like a flip of a switch. But be with me. But you got people. I'm saying that because you got people that no matter how nice you are, they will be assholes to you. They will be assholes to other people. So continue to be nice. And the people that don't want to be nice back to you, fuck you. And just that's it.
SPEAKER_08And clean the presses out of me.
SPEAKER_07But um, bum. Uh wash your ass more than twice a week.
SPEAKER_11Uh, I will say, uh, do under others how you have what how you have them do under you. You know what I'm saying? That's just real talk. And remember this, in the words of my brother Tony B, in the voids of my brother Tony B. Whether you believe you can or you can't, you are probably right. This is coffee condoms. Two fingers. We out, man. Catch it, same bad time, same bad channel. Call coffee and condoms.
SPEAKER_00So passive broke up them asses. The I was roused in the um glasses. The I was gone today, we read the tablet. I am just a human doing she can't fathom the wild podcast with me, your host, Scooter, aka the funky grandpa.
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SPEAKER_10Y'all give it up one more time for Frederick Wright. Yo, let me tell you, Fred, I'm gonna tell you, Fred, you got it good. You can mess with big joins. I can't mess with a big joint. Look at me. It's just not enough mad meat on me. I can't have a joint walking me in the bedroom like dropping me on the bed, rolling me on the covers. You know what I'm saying? If I mess with a big woman, it's only because I'm being adventurous. I had a big shit one time. She was six foot small in black. She got on the bed when she bent over. I was standing on the bed, her ass was all the way right here. I didn't know how to get into that motherfucker. I was double dunching and everything. I was like, shit. Like a little pit bull on a motherfucker.