“Don’t Keep Tripping Cause You Will Keep Slipping” Talk No Cake w/ Mo’ & Mont

First off excuse us for the rough audio. Returning guest Lamont is back with his wife Mo’ and these two are off the chain. We open up talking about porn and from there it went up even more. From comedy talk to sports we covered some ground on this episode with Mo’ and Mont giving us their genuine input. Come listen to what our OGs have to say about what’s been going on in the world. Also, is Ore Sama an A hole?

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Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:46

Welcome to Talking O'Kake Juitsu. But the talk ain't sweet, and the vibes stay real. We're diving into anime, life, music, and all the random madness in between. No bat, no sugar, just raw energy and real opinions. From the dojo to the block, we run it down on what's fiction, what's fact, and what's just plain foolish.

SPEAKER_04 1:07

Alligator porn.

unknown 1:10

Wow. Wow.

SPEAKER_04 1:12

Alligator porn. Bro, I didn't even know they got down like that. Sheesh.

SPEAKER_02 1:28

Oh bird crocked down. Right.

SPEAKER_03 1:33

Did they put the tail up or no? To the side? They're a tail to the side like pennies, huh? Let me stop. The canies and shit.

SPEAKER_02 1:45

That's I can't even get my man.

SPEAKER_04 1:52

You will you will know what she finds my staff, she said. My nucleus membrane would have to be.

SPEAKER_02 1:59

I thought it was good.

SPEAKER_04 2:01

This nigga looked at alligator.

SPEAKER_02 2:03

Alligator porn. Well, I guess that's how when you do with them, you got your bags, your luggage.

SPEAKER_04 2:09

You got what a start to a new life. And my shit made out of alligator.

SPEAKER_02 2:15

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 2:17

What a start to a new life.

SPEAKER_03 2:19

Not folded.

SPEAKER_04 2:22

And the alligator luggers.

SPEAKER_02 2:26

Just thrown in up. Oh Lord, how do we get on the alligator too? I don't even look. You know what? Speaking of porn, have you ever been forced into porn? Let's talk about that. Is that a willing thing?

SPEAKER_03 2:45

Forced into porn is crazy.

SPEAKER_02 2:47

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:48

What do you mean somebody just put it on and say, look, watch this?

SPEAKER_04 2:51

Yeah, that some people say if you can't you one of the ones go to the bathroom, peek around the corner.

SPEAKER_02 2:59

Uh-uh. Uh-oh.

SPEAKER_04 3:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 3:03

That's uh lightweight. Is that what you was talking about? Uh-huh. What you had did at that time? No, I did not. Do not throw me into that bullshit.

SPEAKER_04 3:13

So what is that the same thing as not being able to rape the willing? Uh-uh.

SPEAKER_02 3:22

You can't you can't rape the willing. You can't rape the willing, but if the willing is sitting there, some people were kidnapped. Okay, I have to go deeper. What? Okay, okay, okay, okay. Say somebody was taken somewhere and they was uh misguided, uh manipulated, and say, okay, I thought we were gonna do this. Okay, sit here for a minute. Okay, now we're in the manipulation game. Okay, uh, well, I don't want to look at this. Well, come on, just it's not that bad.

SPEAKER_03 4:01

Look, that's my favorite scene. Uh-huh. So, all I can say about that is that was their intentions the whole time. The whole time. Their intention was not to go out.

SPEAKER_02 4:14

And when he when the mom said you can't rape willings, she was willing to go, right?

SPEAKER_04 4:21

Don't you have a plan? She was willing to go.

SPEAKER_03 4:25

She didn't know how it was gonna go, but she went. If my plan was to go and put some porn on to get you in the mood, that's what I'm gonna say out loud. I'm not gonna be like not gonna procrastinate. Yeah, call off one of the my bad dudes.

SPEAKER_04 4:42

We grown. No, we're just just press play on the VCR but run the bad for the real quick.

SPEAKER_03 4:48

Talk about one of them. The VCR is crazy.

SPEAKER_02 4:53

That's my one channel. I keep turning the channels and they keep turning it off.

SPEAKER_04 5:00

Oh, you can't. Make sure you have it on for at least ten minutes.

SPEAKER_03 5:07

Yeah. Yeah. With uh with the uh volume on allow. Yeah. So she can so she can get the point. So she can get what the hell don't come from. Well that that that that's me not being. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 5:25

That could be you. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 5:28

You get it, you get it? Wink of the eye, you get it? Yeah. Yeah. But say that, but say that out loud.

SPEAKER_04 5:36

Don't don't tell you see how good of a time she's having over there? Look.

SPEAKER_03 5:39

It could be you, huh? I'm not gonna tell my lady, we for the go to eat, and we don't go to eat. That's all right. Right, I hear you.

SPEAKER_02 5:47

Stick to your word, let it slide that way.

SPEAKER_03 5:50

If it don't go that way, oh well. If we so happen to go somewhere and porn is watching, oh well.

SPEAKER_02 5:57

If we're watching you, I've always been told by older cousins, and I thank God for them. They say, Monica, you make your own porn. Well, how do you think they do it? But what you don't do is have a film of yourself out in there in the air. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a no-no. One day you want to decide to be anything, uh that's important.

SPEAKER_03 6:26

That shit's gonna come back on you so quick. The girls these days, my generation, they they will happily make a point. Oh my god, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 6:37

They will happily be like You see how casually laugh at that? Oh, oh, oh, oh. Yeah, it's so loose. It's so loose. It's a you have to like curriculum Welcome to my palace. You know, you have to used to have a show on TV? Oh my god, yes. The bunny lounge?

SPEAKER_02 7:02

No. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 7:04

That's news to me.

SPEAKER_02 7:06

And you know what they asked him, how was it that you manipulated these women? He said, I never put a gun to their head. They were willing. He said, as a matter of fact, I have masters and PhD women who gave me business ideas. And told me he's not lying. And told me to do my lucrative business better to make it lucrative. I mean. I I was listening to their little look, understand, understandable. Hollywood, whatever it was, I was looking at it, and he told the truth. He said, these women are making more money than most of these men, but what they are mad about is that we're still under the quote unquote domination for men over women. And really they run the show.

SPEAKER_03 7:55

Yeah. That's what he said. And this was before OnlyFans came out. Women been seeing that, seeing that bag before. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_04 8:05

But if they had all the elements that were on the back end, you had pornostars crossing over to major screen. Yeah, yeah. They never get the respect because they was porn of the stuff.

SPEAKER_03 8:20

But they were able to. Yeah. It's a it's a profitable.

SPEAKER_04 8:24

Yo, let's keep it one thousand though. The motherfuckers you see on the major screen, uh, they get right. You don't know what to do. It's strange to get that change.

SPEAKER_02 8:37

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 8:38

Man, that's a well-known.

SPEAKER_02 8:40

Because one minute you're you're um passing out flyers in front of churches, and then the next minute you're in Madison Square Garden. I mean, who knew?

SPEAKER_03 8:50

Everybody ain't Eddie Murphy. Uh you know, Eddie Murphy, he ain't never have to do no um screen setting where he had to be uh where he had to uh uh uh get accepted for a job. He's all he had his job.

SPEAKER_04 9:05

When he went link with what he got when he went the route of Saturday Night Live, that was it. Saturday Night Live produced plenty of stuff.

SPEAKER_03 9:17

And everybody ain't Eddie. Some people gotta uh bend over.

SPEAKER_04 9:21

But that that was that was Eddie Murphy's difference, though. Yeah, yeah. He was stand up and he did tomorrow fucking empire. He sure did, he sure did.

SPEAKER_03 9:33

That's dope talent. That's that's talent right there.

SPEAKER_02 9:37

And you know, everybody do have some days his mother would just say stuff and she said she'll be sad and he'll make her laugh. Just natural talent.

SPEAKER_03 9:48

Natural talent right there.

SPEAKER_02 9:49

He'd be like, so we're on the most something, how we gonna uh you know, he'll throw some stuff. She'd be like, well, go down to so-and-so house. Y'all ever looked that, pull that up where the beginning times of him doing stand-up.

SPEAKER_00 10:04

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 10:05

He said his mama said, Okay, Eddie, that's enough. He said, But how we gonna wash our clothes if we gotta wash up to go to school? She said, Okay, use that soap, share it with your brother. Since he said, Well, but by the time I get in there, you know, every time she says so, he'll say something, she'll say, You wonder why you get all the ass whoopers. He said, Yes, you talking about the time I get in there, that's soap for me, ain't no soap no more. That's it. And he do like uh what's your what's your guy, uh Richard Pryor?

SPEAKER_03 10:36

Oh yeah, oh he's good with the thing.

SPEAKER_02 10:37

He does story time, I like that. He's great with those. He's a good storyteller. And Richard Pryor, he does all the illusions, like uh illustrations.

SPEAKER_04 10:47

What time from man Def Comedy, yeah, like Deaf Comedy, we was on the road.

SPEAKER_03 10:57

Great. Do they still that's it's still Eric? It's still Eric? It's on Toby.

SPEAKER_02 11:03

It's on Tubi Base. Uh Russell Simmons still running it.

SPEAKER_04 11:10

No, that's it's rerun. All the shit reroll. Yeah. Okay. Well, you better. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 11:19

Because the jokes they used to do on Death Comedy Jam and or in Living Color, they they won't accept the jokes today. Oh people is too political, they so soft now.

SPEAKER_02 11:35

Man, Phil is talking about they so sensitive. They ready for a protest on Twine because he said that we should wear a different color underwear. Right. Anything, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 11:51

Puss ass niggas.

SPEAKER_02 11:52

That's why I told you.

SPEAKER_03 11:56

Yeah, everything is so sensitive nowadays. Right.

SPEAKER_04 12:00

Anything that gets to be wearing red, white, or blue underwear. Oh, the bulk you wear. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 12:46

I wish I had more thumbs. Throw them down, Jack.

SPEAKER_04 12:51

Throw them down. That'd be fucked up off of the weight outside. When you step outside the door, pull down, that would be messed up, though.

SPEAKER_02 13:04

It's like pussy shit, they all though. They trying to put a chip in a lot of people who was talking about that.

SPEAKER_03 13:11

Yeah, they're gonna be a big channel.

SPEAKER_02 13:12

Okay, Brian told me about the kill switch.

SPEAKER_03 13:15

They've been talking about that for uh a few years now, right before the COVID thing. Say how they um gonna put a chip in everybody.

SPEAKER_02 13:24

Some kind of way they gonna insert. If you uh like me, I'm not on the list for surgery or nothing like that, but anybody that has surgery, they gonna go through your files, look up your shit, and see how how far they're gonna do your age. Yeah, Drawn was telling me all that. I was like, Drawn, are you messing with the mushrooms you can? No, not again.

SPEAKER_04 13:53

Right. So I would took that with ground. So alright, chip. You stop me right there. Right, right. Come on, not ruffles.

SPEAKER_02 14:04

Y'all killing me.

SPEAKER_03 14:05

Y'all killing me.

SPEAKER_02 14:07

That boy got deep. Coming at me.

SPEAKER_03 14:09

They they've been talking about the chip for a few years now. Yeah. They've been talking about AI to AI.

SPEAKER_02 14:21

But it's booming now. They just pull it out of there.

SPEAKER_03 14:24

Um it's a lot of jobs generated. It's a lot of jobs generated because to to run an AI. So I could say that. It's a lot of jobs that so would you say that's a good thing? Um it's gonna take it's gonna take jobs away from a lot of people, but it's giving it's giving jobs too. It's a give and take type stuff.

SPEAKER_02 14:46

It's like, you know, any any of the things environmental it's in the hazardous to the environment. All that shit.

SPEAKER_04 14:56

So moving nothing. They ain't even running like the shit they trying to compare AI cents to. It's the shit they've been having up and running. It's a shit to do with your motherfucking ATT and all that. Those are independent. Those are not big ass. Massive. It's gonna take up, it's basically damn near a city.

SPEAKER_02 15:25

Look at how the gas and went up. My mom was telling me all that.

SPEAKER_03 15:29

Shh, it's gas about five dollars right now, five, six dollars. You can't even go to Indiana. That that uh we me and Echo went to Indiana last night. Gas uh$4.79 out there.$4.79 in Indiana.

SPEAKER_02 15:46

I don't see y'all telling me$3.79. Nope, that shit$4.79.

SPEAKER_03 15:51

In the city, yeah, that shit like five, six dollars. Go down six dollars. So yeah, that that's regular. Yep, that's regular. That's regular. I'm talking about what uh w without a car wash. Without the car wash. Don't get your buck in. Look, where you going supposed to count? Yeah, amen.

SPEAKER_02 16:16

Amen, amen.

SPEAKER_03 16:18

That's just supposed to count. I'll be going to work and back, baby.

SPEAKER_02 16:24

Me and Lamar was talking about that. Uh, ain't gonna be too many traveling places to work and home.

SPEAKER_03 16:31

Yeah, yeah, definitely, definitely.

SPEAKER_04 16:34

You can walk back.

SPEAKER_03 16:36

Look, bitch, meet me halfway. How about that? Cause I'm different. I got my own crib, so I ain't trying to be up in no no girl crib anyway.

SPEAKER_02 16:48

And then she's standing over you like, um or she put that motherfucking dress is still right.

SPEAKER_04 16:56

My grandma needs to go to the stove around all day. Fuck that gotta do. No. Forgot you. You locked. Damn.

SPEAKER_05 17:07

Hmm.

SPEAKER_04 17:09

She'll call you the night before. Uh you all only linked together. I remember that. But uh got a doctor's appointment in the morning. Do he working. Remember, she got you locked.

SPEAKER_03 17:27

Damn.

SPEAKER_04 17:27

You called.

SPEAKER_03 17:28

I don't like that part. I don't like that like that luck part at all, yeah. She told me. You say what you agree to this shit. Fuck out of here. But some people, some some men, they can't, they don't got no choice but to fall in line. Uh, they have a choice. Believe me. Oh no, no, they they have a choice. They just gotta call you like that. They just gotta go back and look at their mama or their dadder.

SPEAKER_04 18:01

Yeah. I need you to go run a minivan because they got a lot of stuff. Member, I ain't never said nothing about her giving you no money, never.

SPEAKER_03 18:10

Ouch. You ain't you didn't. That's all I need you to do. This that is, I'm gonna go. She didn't make it as horrible, right? I need you to do this, that, and the third.

SPEAKER_02 18:18

She didn't put the thundercat on you so bad. She didn't put the cat you had for brain.

SPEAKER_03 18:24

That must have been some good coochie. The thundercat. Did I go too explicit? No, you didn't.

SPEAKER_02 18:33

I tried to be nice. I said thundercat. There must have been some good thundercats. Remember the mother said you were gone. Right, I'm locked in. You locked in?

SPEAKER_04 18:47

You were trying to roll over your knock on your ass. Go to the back.

SPEAKER_03 18:55

Turn your ass back on. Right. I'm not finished.

SPEAKER_04 18:59

Stop.

SPEAKER_03 19:01

Shut up. I'm not done, eh? One more time, mate. Before you go to work. One more time, mate. How about this? You ain't got no ass. Iron low.

SPEAKER_04 19:22

I'm trying to recuperate over there. She really wants to go back around him. She called your boss and tell them you was scared to act, but you wanted more overtime.

SPEAKER_03 19:43

Come on, you know what happened? Let's silly ass. Come to my house tonight. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Mr. Jones. Thank you.

SPEAKER_04 20:01

Look, that wasn't even a plan, but what you call roll with the punches? Hey, remember, she got you lost. Right. I like that segment. Don't forget that, eh? That's called. Remember you taking taking all this for the team you want to be on. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 20:21

Don't keep tripping because you will get you will be slipping. I'm gonna uh uh I'm gonna do that one. Okay Don't get don't call don't get caught tripping because you're gonna don't keep tripping because you will keep slipping.

SPEAKER_02 20:34

That's the name, y'all. Y'all heard it.

SPEAKER_03 20:36

Yeah from Mo. That's the name, y'all. Yeah. And don't be tripping. Don't keep tripping. See, that keep is ongoing. Remember this. Pimp's trip holds fall. Don't keep tripping.

SPEAKER_02 20:55

Cause you might keep slipping. Now watch out now. But that falling shit. Now let's elaborate on that, please.

SPEAKER_03 21:05

Pimp strip holds fall. So I was told that when I was uh when I was a kid.

SPEAKER_04 21:11

That was a motherfucking metaphor. Yeah. Hell no. Hey yo. Did you get a clarification from these motherfuckers? Who was the pimp and what who was the hoe? Right. That motherfucking position is unisex. Of course.

SPEAKER_03 21:31

Yeah, and it is. And of course, I grew up and made my own definition of it. Facts. So um and that right there, that's saying stands to this day. Like we could replace the um the phrase pimp, and we could replace the phrase ho and put whatever else, you know, that fits into it.

SPEAKER_04 21:56

Yeah, yeah, yeah. If it's a motherfucking pussy, motherfucker would be bam. Yeah. But put put that in which which one would pussy motherfucker.

SPEAKER_03 22:04

No, I could be I could be like, uh I could be like, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_02 22:08

You categorize the maze.

SPEAKER_03 22:10

Everybody tripped up, you know what I'm saying? Just don't fall.

SPEAKER_02 22:14

Okay, but if you happen to fall, these are the consequences. Okay, or you need a survival kit. You ain't always gonna stay afloat now. Sink or swim. That's where you at now. If you think like that, like my like my husband told me, when I go to play a game, I come I go to win.

SPEAKER_01 22:40

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 22:41

I don't go to lose. I don't go to halfway make it. We're gonna have fun. Yeah. But I'm in it for the W. I'm in it for the W. I don't want to take an L. No. I be good, uh how you say, um good competitive spirit. Yeah. You know, all that there. But damn, I already got three losses.

SPEAKER_03 23:07

Why I got Tomo already got look, the the the the goal is to win every time. Every time. We're gonna have fun. This is like like you said, playing card. This is Us as a group of friends doing our shit. We're having fun. But when it comes to this card game, I'm whoop your ass. Let me get down on you guys. Let me get down quick. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no. And don't let it uh be space and I got a partner that don't know what they're doing. I'm getting down on them. Oh Lord. You know, yeah, yeah. You know how this card game goes. And it's still it's competitive, but it's it's a good spirit. Yeah, yeah. My partner fucking up. I'm a and you can't talk over the uh board, but it's not I'm gonna tell my partner you fucking up, Jack.

SPEAKER_02 23:58

There you go. Put them back. Cause y'all teammates. Might as well be solo then. I might as well, we might as well be playing cutthroats.

SPEAKER_03 24:10

Think about it, I we actually never have been partners in the game.

SPEAKER_02 24:14

I have said it so many times. Oh no, your cards was all messed up and I was trying to put them together. But anyway, we was nice and loaded that day. Need not really playing. But I brought up the cards and y'all was like, Yeah. And you was like, she don't play cards, and you was like, Wow, Miss Mo. And I was like, uh, I had a gambling problem.

SPEAKER_01 24:42

I remember that. Yeah. I remember that.

SPEAKER_02 24:44

Yeah, and I had to go to therapy and everything for that. I spent thousands of dollars. I ain't talking about no, I'm talking about enough to buy two portions.

SPEAKER_01 24:55

That's how I know you overwent. You overwith it because you were able to talk about it so comfortably.

SPEAKER_02 25:01

God gave me another chance. I had to pay for it, but yeah.

SPEAKER_03 25:06

I hate it because it's like I'm just giving away money.

SPEAKER_02 25:08

Uh-uh, okay. And I'm and I'll be damned to be in a point. Look, I used to want to get rid of money so I wouldn't have to spend it. How about that?

SPEAKER_03 25:21

Don't that sound weird? Don't that sound weird? Don't let me be in a legal establishment and I lose money. I am acting at so that's why I don't. That's why I'm gonna do it.

SPEAKER_02 25:33

I splurked. Look, I was around wannabe, um, you know, beer, beer money, uh, champagne taste, beer money type people. I was around girls, you know. If I didn't know you passed 10 years, like my girl Walla and a few other people. I call and what you do with I had just got my pension. My daughter, bless her heart to this day. She said, Twine, mom, put your money up in escrow, meaning so I won't touch it for six months.

SPEAKER_03 26:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 26:09

I spent sixteen or eighteen thousand in less than two months. Oh, mayo process.

SPEAKER_03 26:20

So yeah, I uh that's crazy. I've been to the horseshoe and uh and the boat, you know what I'm saying, plenty of times, but I went with an amount I'm ready to lose. Check this out. It's not much. I was winning. I'm ready to lose this. And I came out uh up a couple times, type shit.

SPEAKER_02 26:40

So I went in there having fun, but when I cashed out, I cashed out 92,000. I mean, sorry, 9200. Okay. Then I went back the next day, I flipped uh the 9200 and doubled. I forgot what I did, but I altogether left with 2350.

SPEAKER_03 27:02

So that's where the call is from then. You are a winner. You know how to go there and do your shit.

SPEAKER_02 27:09

And I cash out. I wouldn't go and see because most of the people I was in the room with and them gamblers anonymous, I'm talking about people with big corporations twice. Yeah. I was sitting next to millionaires telling their story of how they lost their stocks and shit. And I don't even have uh uh R I A, whatever they call it. I'm just working on escrow with pension plan, and y'all talking about some shit that you have to get international transfer funds over here, stocks and bonds. I don't know nothing about all that.

SPEAKER_03 27:46

Back to that Eddie Murphy. Remember that movie when they were talking about the old places, yeah. Yeah, the uh the the the old white man. And then they and then they came back and then they came back and um flipped it. They flipped it, they came back and um I didn't know that was that white shit.

SPEAKER_04 28:03

Coming to America they would have fucking died. They would have to come into America. That shit wasn't they squared it up on the white end. We was satisfied motherfucking shisty motherfuckers. When Eddie Murphy motherfuckers they didn't kill they sent the hit man out the motherfuckers, didn't they?

SPEAKER_02 28:36

When Eddie Murphy, when they saw how he conformed to liking being an honest black dude, they didn't like that. He was smart and he was like, But it was like it was already like yeah, already planned it.

SPEAKER_03 28:48

But let me tell you this part, Mo. It it it it's that too, and it reminds me of I done watch motherfues go to work for a paycheck. And instead of doing what they were supposed to do with their paycheck, they went to go buy drugs, whatever it was, and to try to flip that. And my mind used to be confused. It was like Why would you do that? You you worked for this already.

SPEAKER_02 29:18

Right, that's earned. That's earned solutions. Now that's where the gambling fire creep in.

SPEAKER_03 29:23

No, no, that's all and that's what I'm saying. Like, people just do people just love to do what they do. Once you break out that motion, you'll be great. Oh I literally used to be confused, like you worked a whole week to buy weekly for this money, and you're still gonna buy some some drugs or some something with it, and um try to flip it again. That's a decision that's that that that's that's a uh vicious cycle. Yeah, yeah. I I and it goes back to you. You was able to flip your money. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02 30:02

And that's why you was like, and I got out, I got out in time, and what stopped me was little Hispanic little boy said he was real cold. I said, Where your mama? He said she went to McDonald's. I said it's six o'clock. He said she left. I said, What time? He said it was three o'clock when she left. I took her right, uh took up to the police. And then I went straight to a meeting. And that's just how that shit was.

SPEAKER_03 30:39

Look at a whole nother child for you to look at, like, okay, yeah, no.

SPEAKER_05 30:44

It's me to do that.

SPEAKER_03 30:45

It's me. It's definitely me. Sometimes you gotta look in the mirror, it's like it's me.

SPEAKER_05 30:54

It's me.

SPEAKER_03 30:56

I cannot I could not do this.

SPEAKER_02 31:00

So I wrote that part of the outside.

SPEAKER_03 31:03

Yo.

SPEAKER_02 31:04

You know who I live with, you know. Oh yeah. Oh. You are married. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03 31:16

Now, but in all essence, I couldn't I couldn't see you with nobody else. Thank you. And I'm proud of I I'm happy, yeah. I can't wait till you know I get like that.

SPEAKER_02 31:27

But that's a lot of what let me say, he has come a long way and he has helped me as well. We help one another.

SPEAKER_04 31:35

We help one another. That that we down. Listen, team. Down. That's a respect.

SPEAKER_02 31:47

Cad follow through. Cause you know what? I ain't never been one of them women that call a man a bitch like that. Or you know, I heard some terrible names these girls say to these dudes.

SPEAKER_03 32:00

I've heard it though worse.

SPEAKER_02 32:01

And I'm like, I've been like doing this to like, damn, like for real.

SPEAKER_03 32:07

The way females be talking to these niggas, I can't.

SPEAKER_02 32:10

The uncles I grew around that's an eyeshadow, a nosebleed, and a pumpkin head. And just walk away. I'm not a woman beat us. Right, exactly. So I have to move around.

SPEAKER_03 32:24

I have to move around.

SPEAKER_04 32:25

I like motherfuckers letting me know how they view me. Yeah. I would like a description before, right?

SPEAKER_02 32:33

I don't need to be around. That's toxic.

SPEAKER_04 32:39

Please look out for the metro.

SPEAKER_02 32:44

Man, I ain't take myself. That's on you, Ty. That's on you. That nigga gets me every time. I'll be spitting beer everywhere. Watch out for that joint. Buckingham foul. Say some shit. And wait until you just swallow. Look, I'm sitting here.

SPEAKER_03 33:03

I had to I throw that down, Jack. Man. No, but all is well here. All is well here. All is well.

SPEAKER_02 33:11

I don't have no, you know what I'm saying. Ain't no ill will. You're actually learning from you sponging off of us and we're sponging off of you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ideas are bouncing back and forth. This is a triangle of love. Well, that's how I suppose it goes anyway. This is the best Mother's Day pre-dip I could ever ask for. Holla. This is Momo on the set.

unknown 33:39

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02 33:40

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_05 33:43

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02 33:44

With his fine ass, a little arrogant, but I could deal with it. And my playbrother.

SPEAKER_04 33:50

I really feel like she can't get up by herself if she be trying to project.

SPEAKER_02 33:54

I love my playback Twine. And we're just here conversating about life and what it unfolds. So. Any uh ideas, guys, on what's going on today?

SPEAKER_04 34:11

Sure. Ooh, how about the WNBA game? To see how the basketball players play. Right, yo. Young Buck of Rules that think they better than Irv and Magic. Isn't there some good games playing today? Jordan. OKC LASI Match and Irving Magic.

SPEAKER_02 34:39

That boy. Yeah. Detroit and Cleveland just played. Cleveland one. Uh on the women's side. Oh my god. Seattle and who was that? That was last night. That was last night. Damn, I have to really, I can't tell you what.

SPEAKER_04 34:58

We watched, okay, Phoenix and uh Las Vegas. Yeah, and Phoenix V Vegas, right, right, right.

SPEAKER_02 35:07

And they got Vegas got their rings. Ooh, those were some beautiful rings. And did you check out the other Pire Bs? They opened a clip to the middle of their ring, and it's a regular ring that they can wear all the time. I say, golly, that's where the money went. They talk about they want some little money. They're going outside and they little gowns. They will cut their hand off for that shit. It was a real damage. I said, damn.

SPEAKER_03 35:39

Exactly what they be looking for, too. You know these girls be looking for so much more.

SPEAKER_02 35:46

I like what um what's her name? Not Angel Reese.

SPEAKER_04 35:51

They deserve their bread. They deserve more than they got.

SPEAKER_02 35:54

Than they got, yeah. I understand that, but I said 30%. They didn't even hit 15%. Uh NBA player, you just coming in straight from college or say your sophomore year for college or even high school. You coming in making 95 million a year.

SPEAKER_04 36:14

But me. 95 billion. But hey, the minimum NBA salary is like 4 million. Okay, over how many years? And if motherfuckers just get up off the bench like, yeah, yeah, right, a rah-rah, do it. They practice playing.

SPEAKER_02 36:31

But I'm talking about if he's a number one pick. And they're damn you're getting about 25, 30 million. Okay, right, right. See. Off the top. Right off the top. And I say that's where, you know, NBA, they spoiled these guys. Remember when Jordan and them came out, they wanted their money, sure enough, but they played the game. Real performance. Real performance. I mean, they love what they did.

SPEAKER_04 37:08

I'm gonna ask you the question. Both of y'all the question. And Gary Hayden, I read that this week that he spoke on how Mike could dominate today. Today's game? Can nobody go? What they talking about they call foul for swiping of the motherfucker. Yeah, right, right, right, right. So 20 of his points a game will come off the free throw line and the rest.

SPEAKER_03 37:46

Because they they did soften the game. They softened the game up with in the NBA and in the NFL.

SPEAKER_04 37:54

Why he can go to the hall and get tackled for a loss.

SPEAKER_02 38:00

Like real football. Come off with blood. I remember that nigga played with the flu. No foul. He played with the food. This man just got spun in the hair. Yeah. Pushed on his buttocks and his back. Fractured his his arm. They had to knock it back in place, and he went back to work.

SPEAKER_04 38:25

It was so blatant. They wrote a book called The Jordan Rules. Anytime he calls me home, we're going to file him with force. Those were exact words. Oh Lord. They did him so well. And I witnessed this with my own two eyeballs.

SPEAKER_02 38:50

On him.

SPEAKER_04 38:53

And this dude's still putting up 30.

SPEAKER_02 38:56

Would y'all agree that that was some racism, shit? He had got too big and they didn't like it. Once Michael Jordan had made the Bulls and couldn't get a chunk or piece of it, couldn't get a business franchise, so he made the Wolves and the NBA.

SPEAKER_03 39:15

I blame it on Illinois being so crooked.

SPEAKER_02 39:19

That too.

SPEAKER_03 39:35

They said his daddy left. Oh wee. And I didn't want to bring that up, but yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 39:44

He talked about my daddy don't never go nowhere without a bodyguard. I'm like, what? That was set up. Come on.

SPEAKER_03 39:53

So they was talking about that.

SPEAKER_02 40:00

Before Jordan and the family got down there, they cremated his body. Do you hear me? Who gave the permission and the optimization for that? So once you recognize it.

SPEAKER_03 40:12

Let's not touch that on that.

SPEAKER_02 40:14

Let's not touch on that. I'm going too deep.

unknown 40:16

I don't have the investigative report. Woo!

SPEAKER_04 40:19

They're right there. My name is um Barry Summinson. You just heard the top doctor. Welcome to my show.

SPEAKER_03 40:33

I'm gonna blame it on spring play.

SPEAKER_04 40:35

Let's talk about 2026. Okay, yes.

SPEAKER_03 40:42

That was deep. So uh it's deep going it's some deep shit going on now. Oh what music y'all listening to? Y'all still listening to the old school joint? Yeah. Stop playing.

SPEAKER_04 41:05

I left. Before we ran into you, I mean, that's what we were doing. And then we slid up front, ate real quick while we were watching the game.

SPEAKER_02 41:16

Tell me what you made, huh?

SPEAKER_04 41:18

Uh well uh small but else I do that.

SPEAKER_02 41:28

I was looking for company because the killer pie was how he grabbed the iron and the garlic under the porch chops, right? I said, that's a panty dropper, look, Tom, look. I was doing it. Okay, and then I said, wait, we both live here.

SPEAKER_04 42:03

Man, I'm I'm trying, I'm trying to tell you. I want to do a cooking show.

SPEAKER_02 42:10

Then I cannot let him do this to him. I have to not song.

SPEAKER_04 42:17

What you think, ladies? Oh yeah. I have to this thing he's trying to say to the audience, all that shit. This man right now.

SPEAKER_02 42:28

He got something. They do with anything that time, it might go. It might go.

SPEAKER_03 42:34

Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 42:36

It just might go. I'm talking about. I'm gonna have to have nails and boards on my backdoor in my front.

SPEAKER_03 42:42

Check that out. Us men, well not all of us, but us men know how to cook type shit. Yeah, I want. You want this dish right here? Yeah, no panty driper.

SPEAKER_04 42:57

That's my idea for the shit. I got somebody who will make the beef for you.

SPEAKER_03 43:03

But I'ma I'ma get shout out to DB.

SPEAKER_02 43:11

I'm gonna get hot now. All I saw was chocolate TV in reverse. Right. That's the idea. Oh, you saying that would attract more women. That would make the raid.

SPEAKER_04 43:38

Well you watching the chocolate thunder chef. Again.

SPEAKER_02 43:48

Oh Lord, that's cool right there. Okay. I got you. Yeah, see, he's cool ideas. I'm sitting on the gold man for him. I tell him do stand-up comics. Can't want to do that. I said, we got the means to do the kitchen stuff. I could be recording him. Oh, yeah. I got Yeah, and get one of them lights. One of them bulb lights you got. What else I need? I'm finna get this nigga on. Talking about he don't want who you had from, you don't want to be seen on Facebook. I put him on Facebook with my picture and I put up six years. I got about 12 calls from different women. I didn't know he was married. Ooh, your husband is fan. Blah blah blah. Yeah. I said, damn.

SPEAKER_03 44:41

You were supposed to get somebody ugly.

SPEAKER_02 44:43

And I mean, it went on and on and on. I said, Golly. One girl said, Ooh, um, how did you get him? My goddamn. Uh, ouch in the ouch.

SPEAKER_03 45:00

We searched up and down for you, Mo. What are you talking about? We searched up and down for you, Mo. What you mean? We are definitely, I'm telling you, happy we felt you, goddammit. What the fuck you mean?

SPEAKER_02 45:17

And they don't even know what I'm doing.

SPEAKER_03 45:20

I'm talking about peeked around the corner to see if he was there. I ain't got nothing else to say. She does. Oh my God. Fuck you talking about J.

SPEAKER_02 45:35

Man. I'm telling you, I never told him one thing. I do it. I said I see why he don't want to be on Facebook. Cause I don't post, you know, our pictures like, ooh, me and my baby, we ate pancakes today. Some people just do stupid shit.

SPEAKER_03 45:51

Like every day.

SPEAKER_02 45:53

So you want, oh, I took a shit today and it was big. You know, come on, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_03 45:59

That sounds like a South Park uh episode. You gonna you gonna monitor everything? Look what I can do. Yeah, look.

SPEAKER_04 46:13

That's why I'm on Facebook.

SPEAKER_02 46:17

And I told them why it was a weird oh putting um sexual positions up on her profile and another guy with her. And I told the mind about it, and he said, it keeps popping up. I said, Yeah. And he said, Did you tap on it? I said, No, because that's what they want you to do. But once you tap in, you automatically in. So, me being curious, I linked in through my daughter, Star. Found out it was Sodom and Gamora. I hurried up and linked that and canceled it. She said, I gotta fight at that joint. Oh hell no. It was darkness I couldn't even see. That's some shit. It was some shit I don't even want to talk about. Okay, next topic.

SPEAKER_03 47:10

I'm friends with her.

SPEAKER_02 47:11

Oh, ain't nothing wrong with that.

SPEAKER_03 47:13

You know. I'm friends with her on there. We know. Anyways.

SPEAKER_02 47:20

It's not the on and no. Keep on moving. On and no. On and no. Keep on moving. On and no. On and no. Keep on moving.

SPEAKER_04 47:37

On and no.

SPEAKER_05 47:41

How can I? How can I?

unknown 47:46

I'm great.

SPEAKER_03 47:47

I think we knew that song. I'm keeping that. I'm keeping the hell out of that.

SPEAKER_04 47:52

You must believe that. Man, we gas. Happy Mother's Day to everybody out there.

SPEAKER_02 48:04

I love it. I love it. Let's ladies. You guys had a cream of the crowd. Every breath you take. Every smile you fake, I will be watching you.

SPEAKER_03 48:28

What do you say? Every smile you fake? I like that part.

SPEAKER_02 48:32

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

SPEAKER_03 48:35

I'ma quote that.

SPEAKER_02 48:37

Yes. Every smile you every move you make, every breath you take, I'll be watching. Every single day, every word you say, I'll be watching.

SPEAKER_04 48:58

Everybody, everybody personal things on the song. We had a little support group. I mean, like yeah. Thank God. We ain't getting no problem solved.

SPEAKER_03 49:29

He you see what he tried to do there.

SPEAKER_04 49:32

He doing it, he's doing it. We wanna be sure if you have a mental health issue, you are on the wrong goddamn channel. We are here to help you be confident within yourself, goddamn. To listen to these jokes. I love them. And internalize it. And walk around and make fun of motherfuckers. That's a lawfall that thinks they cool than that motherfucker. You gonna be there to see they assume it's good though about the words.

SPEAKER_03 50:16

You ain't that cool to laugh.

SPEAKER_04 50:20

Yeah, damn. You gonna be the one that filmed. You gotta monkey ass for life. Damn.

SPEAKER_02 50:29

Okay, I hold on. I suppose.

SPEAKER_04 50:37

But be humble about it though. You'll stay there.

SPEAKER_02 50:43

Man, remind me to get some animals for me and you have a storyline and you just talk and let this shit kick in and I'll listen to all the stories you gotta tell. Don't nobody want to hear my story. I'll make Lamar sit right with me. White baby.

SPEAKER_03 51:09

I don't know about I was hanging with this girl who told me she wants to give me none and she ain't like me. Type shit in front of a whole bunch of people.

SPEAKER_02 51:25

She ousted you like that?

SPEAKER_03 51:27

Yeah. But she ended up giving some but she ended up giving me some when one nobody won't run.

unknown 51:39

I don't know about all of that.

SPEAKER_02 51:42

I got some stories for you. Oh but shoot me and you, hey, get it.

SPEAKER_03 51:48

She said it out now. She made her point that she wanna fuck with me and she ain't like me and we walked the stuff. That's her style.

unknown 51:58

We didn't want to let her get until you were in the town square.

SPEAKER_04 52:03

Yeah. But everybody around.

SPEAKER_03 52:08

No, but she didn't have to do what she did, though. She didn't have to do that.

SPEAKER_02 52:12

Did you hear what the wife said?

SPEAKER_03 52:14

Yeah, no, I don't, but I don't wanna, I don't need that. But she didn't have to stay down out loud in the town in the town square like that, though.

SPEAKER_02 52:25

She oust you, so you should have oust her in the town square.

SPEAKER_03 52:30

I shouldn't have given her.

SPEAKER_02 52:32

Oh get it. And then oh the lights came out. But uh blast. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 52:44

I didn't think about that. And she just lay in that comment, goddammit, and I'll square.

SPEAKER_02 52:52

Ooh, excuse me. Oh boy. Well, what? Oh you made some belts come up. Okay. I wasn't thinking about that. I wasn't thinking about that. That's real talk right there. That's grown folks' talk right there.

SPEAKER_03 53:05

Yeah, no. I'm mad, I wasn't thinking about that.

SPEAKER_02 53:10

Regular.

SPEAKER_03 53:12

I should have done that. But the revenge was she gave it, she gave it to me anyway.

SPEAKER_02 53:20

Okay. And that was a satisfaction. That wasn't no revenge.

SPEAKER_03 53:25

Yeah, no, that wasn't no revenge. Why did you say all that about me and you?

SPEAKER_02 53:30

She made it intensify.

SPEAKER_03 53:32

Yeah, why did you do that?

SPEAKER_02 53:35

She's a lady. She's a woman.

SPEAKER_03 53:37

That's what they do somehow. Just to turn around and just winningly. I love her, but God dogged it. No, I ain't gonna kill her. I'm not a woman beat it. I ain't no woman be there. I ain't no woman be there. No, it's not. I'll walk away.

SPEAKER_02 53:59

And you know what I used to tell um my clay brothers, I had a lot of them in high school. Detach. Do not if you attach to the pussy, detach immediately. Oh yeah, oh yeah. Because that is especially if you're an athlete or you got something going on with yourself, you better run. They are trying to trap you, and you got something going on.

SPEAKER_03 54:30

Even a little bullshit I feel like I got going on.

SPEAKER_02 54:33

Yeah, they I'm telling you. It's seven women to every man. Now it's 12 women to every man. Hey. I got work to do. In modesty, have some discipline. Yeah. Put that on hold. And yeah.

SPEAKER_04 54:54

Man, look, Dr. Jackal must have had shit right. Dr. Jackle came up off. Roses. You ought to be ashamed to just find it. He cut from the cloth like man, he wind and down the stuff.

SPEAKER_03 55:22

So the so the thing is, my man is like I'm not taking none of you motherfuckers seriously.

SPEAKER_02 55:29

You're a cat man. So you're in a position of bitch, I shouldn't have to tell you what to do, you know what to do. And hurry up about it. And hurry up.

SPEAKER_03 55:42

What are we talking about though? Did I say anything wrong? I need a moment wrong by client. Did I say anything wrong? Stop me when I lie though. Did I say anything wrong?

SPEAKER_04 55:58

Can we have a accident? Can we have a continuous for a couple days?

SPEAKER_02 56:02

I need accidents.

SPEAKER_04 56:04

Motherfucker lost his goddamn bad. Well this later We got you taking us back.

SPEAKER_02 56:17

He took us all the way.

SPEAKER_04 56:18

I don't give a fuck which one you bring across. It's the same thing. Oh love. Understand the thing? Right. Let's take mutual. Right, right. You know I got a shit to do. He said that's all that way. No, no, no. Take a shot, boys.

SPEAKER_03 56:46

You know, do do your shit. Take your shot. Get the fuck out of the way.

SPEAKER_02 56:49

Your Uber is on the way. She should be dressed and ready. Uber is on the way. He said your Uber. Oh damn.

unknown 56:58

Damn.

SPEAKER_04 56:59

What are we? What are we talking? My nine o'clock is coming.

SPEAKER_03 57:06

I have shit to do. I have shit to do.

SPEAKER_02 57:09

Look what I said twice. He said your nine o'clock is coming.

SPEAKER_03 57:15

Y'all make it seem like I'm the asshole. That's the part right there. Y'all make it seem like I'm the asshole. And that's the part right there. And nothing do nothing wrong. Hey man.

SPEAKER_04 57:32

We're um speculating.

SPEAKER_03 57:38

Hey yo. We're gonna call it one for talking okay, do two. But always remember to come back for this animated hip hop still, yo. We got it all for you. See you all next time, eh?