Talk No Cake Jitsu Cooking w/ Yisrael

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Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:01

Welcome to Talk No Cake Jutsu. Where the talk ain't sweet and the vibe stay real. We diving into anime, life, music, and all the random madness in between. No bat, no sugar, just raw energy and real opinions. From the dojo to the block, we run it down on what's fiction, what's fact, and what's just plain foolish. Sometimes I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 0:24

Sometimes they want to connect with you.

SPEAKER_04 0:26

No, but that's the best way to get yourself out is video-wise. They want to see something. Instead of these raw ass thumbnails I be making up, you know. They be raw. I know. I know they raw. Yeah, you be doing your thing. Can't take that from me.

SPEAKER_06 0:44

Can't take that from me.

SPEAKER_04 0:49

I cannot wait till we get in tune with this video. It's coming. It's coming. You know. Just a little bit more to deal with.

SPEAKER_06 0:59

Tell them we coming like a porn star, goddammit.

SPEAKER_03 1:02

Coming like a porn star is crazy.

SPEAKER_04 1:05

Oh, sheesh.

SPEAKER_06 1:06

That's crazy work. Don't steal my shit. Don't steal my shit without giving me a shout-out. No.

SPEAKER_03 1:14

Somebody shout out J B for coming like a porn star.

SPEAKER_04 1:20

That's J A Y. My dad's B, you feel me?

SPEAKER_06 1:25

My dad's B. We coming, he's coming like a porn star.

SPEAKER_04 1:30

That same bitch that's walking around barefooted in the scene. For the real for the screen.

SPEAKER_06 1:37

No casting couch needed.

SPEAKER_03 1:41

Hell no.

SPEAKER_04 1:42

Anyways. No, but yeah, it's coming. It's coming. I know. Let's see.

SPEAKER_05 1:51

Can't you get it out there?

SPEAKER_02 1:54

You can't get that. You guys. You guys. Oh man, yeah, that was. Hey, you guys. Come there twice what I've just got. It's covered. I'm coming, mama. I'm coming, mama. I'm coming mama.

SPEAKER_06 2:12

Hell no. Don't make it weird. Big head ass.

SPEAKER_03 2:18

That shit is crazy.

SPEAKER_04 2:20

Yeah, like we were saying. You with J B, that's J A Y slash B. Yes, sir. Mr.

SPEAKER_06 2:27

Yishrael the guy, son.

SPEAKER_04 2:30

Yes, sir. Yes, sir. So what we got on the agenda today with you? Cause you've been talking your shit. Since shit been able to been talk with this talk, no cake juice and shit. So, you know. We gotta dig into your brain real quick, see what's going on.

SPEAKER_06 2:52

I like talking about shit. Sometimes I get lost, sometimes I go off off off trail. But you know, I find my way back.

SPEAKER_04 3:02

He's oro. He's already on the podcast. I get that. If you know, if you know, you know.

SPEAKER_06 3:10

Yeah, he's I know about that. This nigga always needs uh, he always losing himself. Yeah, yeah, I get that.

SPEAKER_04 3:19

Yeah, yeah, I got that one. He's or uh on our show. But but when he hit, he hit, I guess. That's why we gotta dig we gotta dig into what's going on in uh Ishrael's mind.

SPEAKER_06 3:34

Yeshrael. Yesrael, the god's son, baby.

SPEAKER_04 3:38

Right right now, he's chopping up irons and green peppers, which is crazy.

SPEAKER_03 3:43

These niggas over here, whole chef, uh motherfucking chef.

SPEAKER_06 3:46

Yeah, motherfucker, I'm I'm getting ready to make some young, uh, some young some young lamb steaks with some Mac and cheese with some cheese sauce that I'm gonna make myself. Yo.

SPEAKER_03 3:58

Just motherfucking grilling, goddammit. Right. I was about to say this will be our second episode. Somebody chef in the back. Chef boy RG and some shit. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Real men do the cooking.

SPEAKER_04 4:16

You know, we feel me. Show and show. You feel me? Show and show. That's why this visual has to come. This visual has to come.

SPEAKER_06 4:24

Because we can be talking our shit and cooking all on camera at the same time. I'm talking about all that coffee you hearing is uh, of course. Nigga smoking or choking. And if you see some tears, it may be a nigga in the background chopping up some onions, getting dinner ready.

SPEAKER_04 4:44

You never know. You never know. Talking okay, Juju. That's what we're here for.

SPEAKER_03 4:49

That's exactly what the fuck we.

SPEAKER_04 4:51

But we don't eat pork.

SPEAKER_03 4:52

Hell no, man.

SPEAKER_04 4:55

I need a pork.

SPEAKER_03 4:56

Oh, that goof ass shit. Yeah, and I ain't I don't even want to say you can keep all that goof ass shit. Because as a shorty, I was fucking up some pork, boy. Yeah. Yeah, but you ain't know no better back then. I mean, yeah, because I mean, nigga, shit. My people's nigga, the fuck you talking about, boy. That's all they was banging, nigga. I got three, uh.

SPEAKER_05 5:16

No, don't be shit. They'll fuck up some pork. So I was fucking up some pork. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 5:22

That's what we was fed.

SPEAKER_06 5:23

So my mama used to, you know, my OG used to hook up some uh some smother pork chops and onions with the with the stream beans and mashed potatoes, with the gravy on the. I'm talking about what the pork chops got there in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Smother them out.

SPEAKER_04 5:46

You know, no lie, it still smells good. Mm-hmm. But even that ham with them little pineapple pieces in there, boy. Season. Sometimes when people cook it. I smell the pork. Like, oh my god, this is pork, nigga. I smell the swine, but it's some cooks out here that makes it smells. The aroma is awesome. I love it. It ain't sickening. And you know what it's called. You know what they do to it?

SPEAKER_06 6:16

Yeah, you know what they do to it? They brime it first. They don't just cook it or sear it, they brime it. That's how they change the scent of it. Okay, they soak it in shit. Okay, right. I was about to say, explain to the listeners what that is. Brian is is is you got it, that's a wet soak. You soak it in like how people do the buttermilk soaking for the chicken. It's like you do that, you can do that with pork as well, but you don't do buttermilk. You do like whatever, like some people use soy sauce and butter. Some bit like for pork, they use soy sauce. Some people use honey and other things, because you know, honey go good with pork, honey glaze, and all that. You know, you brime it with things to change the texture and the taste of it. You you can make pork taste like other things, but it's still pork. It's still pork, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 7:10

What I fucking hate is that nigga, you know, like so I I've been, you know, pork-free for shit over 10 years now. So yeah. 12 years now. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 7:21

Same thing.

SPEAKER_05 7:22

Uh nigga, you can't fucking damn it go nowhere, nigga, and not get fucking pork. I'm talking about damn it, all pork options. Yeah, because you're crazy.

SPEAKER_06 7:34

The only the only protein that's that's cheaper than pork, gang, is chicken.

SPEAKER_00 7:39

I mean, but shit, nigga, I'd rather have a bunch of chicken options, man.

SPEAKER_06 7:43

Right me. Uh depending on the cut. Because some brand meat is expensive.

SPEAKER_04 7:48

But I'm not gonna go to chicken for proteins, bro. That shit doesn't matter.

SPEAKER_06 7:51

But all I'm saying is the price of it. That's the only thing that's cheaper than pork, yeah. Pork has to be one bucket fucking chicken. Yeah, that's the only thing that's cheaper than pork. Because you can get like chicken ain't too far from pork either.

SPEAKER_04 8:05

Yeah. Chicken's is nasty as well.

SPEAKER_06 8:07

You can get like you can get like a pack of animals. You can get like a pack of a lot of people. You can get like a pack of 10 drumsticks. You can get like a pack of 10 drumsticks for like nine, ten dollars. Yeah. Raw. Yeah. You can get like a rack of pork ribs for like ten, fifteen dollars. A whole rack.

SPEAKER_03 8:23

Oh boy, they can get that shit.

SPEAKER_06 8:25

Like, yeah, the two cheapest meats are chicken and pork.

SPEAKER_03 8:29

That shit is crazy. Cause manga, I go to it, you know what I'm saying. Rust okay, so I fucking love ramen.

SPEAKER_04 8:36

Like catfish cost more than cat fucking pork and chicken. A lot of their ramen dishes, y'all.

SPEAKER_03 8:43

A lot of fucking ramen dishes, nigga. I don't fucking know.

SPEAKER_06 8:47

Yeah, so Asian, uh, they a lot, you know, a lot of those, they they pray to a lot of animals, so they don't eat a lot of different animals anyway. So pork is a staple for them anyway, because they prey to certain animals that they can't eat when it comes to them Asians. That's why pork and that's why they eat a lot of other bullshit that you be like, why the fuck would they eat that? You know what I'm saying? Them agents eating fucking spider monkeys and all this other shit. Squid. Yeah, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_05 9:21

Hating spider monkeys is crazy.

SPEAKER_03 9:23

Yeah, because I don't think they eat no spider monkeys.

SPEAKER_06 9:27

I wouldn't put it past them, gang. I didn't see them eating monkey brains. I mean which monkey is it?

SPEAKER_00 9:33

He said, but which monkey is his brain?

SPEAKER_06 9:36

They never specified that.

SPEAKER_03 9:38

Hell no, that is true though.

SPEAKER_05 9:40

You don't know what monkey that his brains are.

SPEAKER_04 9:43

I definitely could walk into an establishment and a barbecue at that and smell pork in the air and would not want anything but like the sides.

SPEAKER_06 9:57

Yeah, because pork, when it cooks, it it it smells, you you can smell it. And don't get me wrong, it's it it smells good. The way the the the the way the fat on the skin uh renders into the meat and makes it do all the shit it does, it smells good. It smells done right, it smells good. I just know that I'm okay with that. Yeah, you just know not to smell it.

SPEAKER_03 10:23

Um I was a fucking cook out there a couple years ago, bro. It was family though. But you know, they you know, you know, barbecuing and shit. I come up in that motherfucker. Ah man. But y'all got anything that's not parking as motherfucker, boy, me nigga damn to slap the shit out of me like that. They telling you like nigga. But the fuck the apart is that not there was never nothing in this motherfucker nigga that was in board.

SPEAKER_06 10:52

When you expect when you did it with the Mexicans, we did it like when you look like like real shit, and I'm I'm not trying to shoot no shots, I'm not trying to be funny or nothing, but look at look at the average Mexican female. When they get a certain age, they shape like a pig that's standing upright.

SPEAKER_04 11:15

God damn.

SPEAKER_06 11:16

Like real shit.

SPEAKER_04 11:17

God damn. Look at them. Know that I'm keeping all of this. Like, look at them.

SPEAKER_03 11:26

I don't expect that one.

SPEAKER_06 11:31

They walking all the fucking they look like a big, a pig standing up. For the average Mexican woman, when they get to a certain age, that's how they look. Look at look at what I listen to what I'm saying, eh?

SPEAKER_05 11:46

You know what I'm saying? I'm not agreeing to the biggest.

SPEAKER_06 11:54

I mean, I'm not trying to get canceled, but that's what it is. Because all of the roads, okay.

SPEAKER_04 12:02

Okay, so back to the school. Back to the school. Because he didn't even know. He didn't even explain why. He just did it.

SPEAKER_06 12:12

I said because all of them, you are what you eat. Most of that diet consists of pork.

SPEAKER_04 12:18

Yeah, okay, gotcha, gotcha. Okay. Because you took me out with um back to the um back to the food. I'm sorry, guys. So um, let me tell you all this part.

SPEAKER_06 12:32

We not recording yet, huh?

SPEAKER_04 12:33

Yeah, no, we're recording. Oh, so I'm keeping that too. So um back to the fool.

SPEAKER_07 12:46

Last time.

SPEAKER_03 12:48

I'll try to try the book.

SPEAKER_04 12:49

Last time I was at the stakes. No, it's cool. It's cool. I'm keeping that too. Like, where's Cleave? I'm gonna apologize and I'm sorry, man. I meant no harm. Um, no, it said already.

SPEAKER_05 13:05

He said what it says, it says, sir. I didn't mean it.

SPEAKER_04 13:09

Well, no harm, they know ain't no harm.

SPEAKER_03 13:12

Let's laugh about it.

SPEAKER_04 13:13

Let's laugh about it. Uh last time I went to a steak joint, I had my joint. I got my shit medium round. So it still has some pink in it. And that's my and I told a motherfucker, like, this the way you're supposed to eat steak, and the other motherfucker looked at me crazy, y'all. But I don't do it, I don't do it all the time. You know, most of the time, some but some of the times I get a medium well when I'm out. But you know, the other the other times I get my shit medium rare.

SPEAKER_03 13:49

Motherfuckers tell me, goddammit. I fuck up steaks.

SPEAKER_04 13:53

You're well done. You are well done. I need to fucking know that my steak is like. You gotta the only difference is if it's a good steak, you don't got no not so much fattening on that type shit. All steak. Medium rare is fucking delicious as hell, especially if it's seasoned good. You go see that pink, but that's what I came here for. That blood and everything. And low-key, the blood is like a sauce now.

SPEAKER_03 14:24

Some of the blood is like a sauce now. Yeah, it's savage, like savage, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 14:29

So that's crazy. I only like medium well with certain cuts of meat.

SPEAKER_03 14:37

So medium well is no pink. No, medium well is a minute.

SPEAKER_06 14:41

I mean, medium rare, I meant. Oh, I only like medium rare with certain cuts of meat. Yeah, that's a medium well. Yeah, medium well is how I like my steak.

SPEAKER_04 14:49

I mean, that that I'm talking about, it's there, well, medium well is all. Medium well, but it depends on a little medium. It depends on what type of steak they give you, where you get that shit from. Everybody, I ain't gonna I ain't gonna say no specific um places type shit.

SPEAKER_06 15:05

Like, say if I was if I was going to get like a porter house or a T-bone, I want my shit medium well. That's with just a little bit of pink in it. That's not that's not medium rare. Medium well. That's just a little bit of pink. Medium well. But when I'm eating like shit like this right here, like lambed at me, nigga. I like my lamb medium rare now. I like my lamb medium rare. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_04 15:32

Like No, my lamb, cook my cook my lamb well done. Yeah, that's how I'm gonna go. Now when I was when I was out, my my medium red, uh it was a um T-bone. No, no, not a T bone, it was a rare bite.

SPEAKER_06 15:46

Cause it's like uh the only reason I say that, cause when you go to restaurants, like it's different when you cook your own. When you go to restaurants and tell a medium well, your shit be damn near still bleeding. I don't want my shit still bleeding, bro. When I asked me, not medium well. That's not medium rare. I mean medium rare. I you know, I I if I ask for medium rare still being pink, but I don't want it to be a little bit more than a little bit.

SPEAKER_04 16:10

It probably has like a a paper thin slit of pink. No, that's medium ware. When it's medium well.

SPEAKER_06 16:17

Yeah, that's medium well. Probably a a paper thin slit of pink. Yeah, it's just a little bit of pink in there. But if I add that, if I ask for medium rare, that's why I don't ask for it a lot. Because when you go to certain restaurants, especially a nice restaurant, and you ask for uh medium.

SPEAKER_04 16:34

Yeah, they go they go lead up and leave them juices on there. Yeah, and I don't like that personally.

SPEAKER_06 16:39

I don't like all that red shit bleeding on my place.

SPEAKER_04 16:42

Grow up. Grow up. Y'all need to grow up.

SPEAKER_06 16:48

Why the fuck am I eating blood?

unknown 16:51

Why the fuck am I eating?

SPEAKER_06 16:52

Technically, it's not blood. Technically, it's not blood. It's not blood, it's the meat, it's the juices from the meat. And it's just that color because it dyes from the meat. It's not really blood, but it just I just don't like all that blood.

SPEAKER_04 17:05

That's the only way I'll describe it so you can know what the fuck.

SPEAKER_03 17:08

I'm a nigga that don't like uh I don't like like no the no, I want to see. I'm a nigga that tell him don't dip my Italian beef, dad. That is fucking.

SPEAKER_06 17:16

I'm a nigga that tell him don't dip my Italian beef. I don't like my bread wet. If I got a roll on the plate with my steak and shit. That Italian beef, that's I don't like wet bread.

SPEAKER_04 17:27

Well, Italian beef wet bread shit is okay with me. That's what I'm saying. This is the only beef.

SPEAKER_06 17:36

This is the only reason why I don't know. I'm best bread. Taking that beef down. Getting everywhere.

SPEAKER_04 17:42

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_06 17:43

That's the only reason, because I don't like wet other things.

SPEAKER_03 17:46

I mean, but I do because even with the beefs, I you know saying that we talk we know light dip. I don't want my beef certain fucking spots.

SPEAKER_04 17:54

I still like the crunch in my vegetables. You want because you want the you want the Italian beef dip because look what type of bread that you got. God damn it.

SPEAKER_06 18:06

A lot of niggas, a lot of you niggas gonna know that you can ask for a different type of bread. You could tell them, I don't want that bun, put my shit on the brioche.

SPEAKER_03 18:15

You know, y'all niggas just don't think about it. Well, man, nigga, we have to do that. But still, it's just niggas only bought one kind of motherfucking bread. Well, you're right. I'm gonna try to venture up. Specifically for you, I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 18:29

And that shit still, it be uh, when they put that wet ass meat, it's gonna get the bread wet anyway. Look, no, but not the last time that motherfucker, but when you biting it to the biggest thing, a lot of times they're gonna chop that bitch. That's why we differ.

SPEAKER_04 18:42

A lot of times they're gonna chop that bitch up and make it a garlic bread. So you never know.

SPEAKER_03 18:46

I know, right? Hey, now a fucking garlic, hey, that's that's actually nice.

SPEAKER_06 18:50

Ain't nobody fucking with a fucking garlic bread, Italian beef, right? Ain't nobody fucking with the garlic I made, gang.

SPEAKER_03 18:55

I love the shit out of some garlic game.

SPEAKER_06 18:57

Ain't nobody fucking with the one I made, gang.

SPEAKER_03 18:59

I tried that one.

SPEAKER_06 19:00

I bought I bought uh uh um Italian beef. I made my own one. You know, you can buy a bucket of Italian beef meat, gang. From you know, from the 69th. Yeah. Yeah. I bought me one of those. I bought me one of the stuff. Is that 70th Street? 69th, 69th Estate. That's that's 70th.

SPEAKER_04 19:19

It should be 70th and State Street. Well, whatever. I know. Yeah, the candy house. That's right there.

SPEAKER_06 19:26

But yeah, I I I bought me a bucket of that shit. I bought me a brioche bun.

unknown 19:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 19:32

You know, for those who don't know what that is, it's the one when you see on the TV, they carrying the grocery bag bag, and that bread be sticking out the top. That's a brioche bun. Either the correct shit. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. See, I didn't cut it or split it. I dug the bread out. It could have been any type of loaf. Yeah, I toasted it and and dug the inside out and stuffed the Italian beef meat in there and put a little juice in there with the cheese and shit, and ate it like that, like a corn dog. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That bitch was inside the stuffed in there. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 20:17

No, yeah, no, it just hit me too.

SPEAKER_06 20:20

I stuffed that shit in there, bro. And what I had what I used to dig the bread out there, you you y'all remember the old uh potato pillars, the little single long joint. I used that motherfucker and just dug the bread out and stuffed the meat in there, pull a little juice in that motherfucker. Chef J. You know, put the cheese in there. Hey, bro, that bitch was banging. And I know it was good because my mama had some and she enjoyed it. My mama don't eat shit that I make. Even though the shit that I make be five, she, you know, mamas don't give a fuck. They didn't they stick to their own recipes. But when I made that, she ate some of that. That's how I knew it was it was legit. That shit was legit. I had banana peppers all in it. Bro, matter of fact, I'll make it again just so y'all can indulge. One more time.

SPEAKER_03 21:24

I gotta get that. I didn't want to make this no food again. I didn't want to make food, though. Food be foodin' bro.

SPEAKER_04 21:34

Got me thinking.

SPEAKER_03 21:37

I don't see nothing about this fucking.

SPEAKER_06 21:44

You know garlic bread, Italian beans. Glic bread, italian bees. That shit sounds so goddamn delectable. My grandparents was Italian, so that shit sounds so delectable to me. You know, they probably They probably get upset about that.

SPEAKER_03 22:03

You fucking up some good ass Italian bread, boy. Yeah, they be on some.

SPEAKER_06 22:07

They be on bullshit. They don't like. They don't, they like that shit about uh Italians not liking you breaking the spaghetti noodles before you put them in the pot. That shit's so real, gang. They will put you out the house. They will put you out, bro. If you snap them spaghetti noodles to make them fit in the pot, they will put you out the house, gang. Nigga, that's why I was raised to make spaghetti. Right. No. I'm so stealing the dog. Oh yeah. You gotta let that shit. You gotta let that fucking take this soft and melt it to the pot, bro. That's how y'all do it. But do the fucking topic. They gonna put you the fucking. They gonna feel like you broke one of their buttons. Dude, you go crack. They go, ay. They go, hey. They not playing. You flex them bitch. That's all about the nine by son.

SPEAKER_04 23:04

Shit up.

SPEAKER_06 23:05

They is not playing about that game.

SPEAKER_04 23:07

What else we got on the agenda? We ain't trying to make this no fool, but fool be fooling, like Marco said.

SPEAKER_03 23:13

Fool be food, man. I love it.

SPEAKER_06 23:17

Hey man, that's how we survive, guys. I'm bigger than my head. We big enough. Shit. We me and you, you know how we we just gotta have metabolisms, gang. We can eat, we can eat three days worth of food in one sitting and go to sleep and be straight.

SPEAKER_05 23:33

Oh that's how I can do that shit.

SPEAKER_06 23:35

We gonna wake up still hungry. Probably take a shit or something. That's gonna be that. That's gonna be that, bro. I have never, I'm finna, I'm I'm down in 40 years old. I'll be 38 July 15th. And all of my life I have never been over 167 pounds. Damn. Even when I was boxing. I've never been heavier than 167 pounds, man.

SPEAKER_03 24:07

I ain't never seen a 167 pound. I can't say that.

SPEAKER_06 24:10

And I've I've I've been I've been at least 175. And I've been eating, gang. I've never been over there.

SPEAKER_03 24:18

I ain't never seen a hundred nothing, nigga. No, I don't remember a fucking day I've ever seen a hundred.

SPEAKER_06 24:25

Well, maybe when you was an adolescence.

SPEAKER_03 24:28

I mean, oh yeah. As a solid nigga, I was skinny as fuck. Uh fucking two.

SPEAKER_04 24:34

Bro, over here chefing. We got some chefing episodes, don't we? Yeah. Yeah, that shit married. We can say we can say plural now. Right. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 24:44

We can say that.

SPEAKER_06 24:44

Yeah, you feel me? I I I got I got some milk for the goddamn. I was looking for some heavy whipping cream, but they ain't had none. So I got the milk and the extra cheese for the Mac, you feel me?

SPEAKER_03 24:55

My girlfriend, she be shy for that. I got the fruit snacks.

SPEAKER_04 25:00

Yeah. Getting them done.

SPEAKER_03 25:02

I wanna get into my fucking polos edibles, goddammit. Hold on, let me see that lighter. I wanna eat all that. That shit's cool, though.

SPEAKER_06 25:34

And then you can take edibles to places where you can't smoke at. Hell yeah, that's the whole purpose of it.

SPEAKER_03 25:41

Especially if they good, you know what I mean. Yeah, they good at it. You can be sitting in the airport like this, like stuck, nigga.

SPEAKER_06 25:51

All you're gonna hear is when they call your numbers for that, for that, for that gate that you gotta go to. Gate eight boarding now. Oh shit, that's me. That's the only time you're gonna snap out of cookies.

SPEAKER_04 26:03

So edibles, cookies or gummies. On the real cookies, gummies. Cookies or gummies. Uh uh. Shit, cookies and gummies.

SPEAKER_07 26:11

I'm gonna go cookies.

SPEAKER_06 26:12

If you gotta choose. Oh, I gotta choose. Oh, my bad, my bad. I said or.

SPEAKER_03 26:16

He said, I did say or.

SPEAKER_06 26:19

I'm being greedy. I'm like, shit, give me both of them. He said, but uh I yeah, I I take the gummies.

SPEAKER_03 26:26

Yeah, gummies don't do it for me. I I still have yet to have, you know, just a good ass gummy.

SPEAKER_06 26:31

Wait, no, are they are they peanut butter cookies?

SPEAKER_04 26:37

Because I ain't say if the gummies were sour or not.

SPEAKER_06 26:43

If they peanut butter flavor edible cookies, fuck them gummies. He said that.

SPEAKER_04 26:47

So your preference of either cookies or gummies.

SPEAKER_03 26:52

Mine's gonna be cookies. I've had some bust. Yeah. I've made somebody. I had somebody.

SPEAKER_04 27:04

I was hold on, I was gonna say, I was gonna don't don't hold on, don't jump in yet. Let me let me get to it. Did you choose yet? Gummies. Alright. So them chocolate bars, have y'all are y'all familiar with it? Yeah. Chocolate bars, edible, edible bars, or brownies. Oh yeah, well yeah, brownies, yeah. Well you don't well you would say brownies because you haven't had the chocolate bars then.

SPEAKER_06 27:35

Like, like, like a edible chocolate bars. Oh yeah, I ain't never had one of those. Yeah. I had brownies. Those suck to me.

SPEAKER_03 27:44

The only bars that's busting is efficiently shroom bars. The shroom bars.

SPEAKER_04 27:49

You say the bars suck. Yeah. I ain't never had a bar. Them shroom bars be hitting.

SPEAKER_06 27:56

Shroom? Mushrooms?

SPEAKER_04 27:58

Yeah, shroom. They got they they uh mixed with shrooms.

SPEAKER_06 28:01

Nah, see, I fucks with I look, I'm sorry if we ain't talking about mushrooms. I'm sorry, but I fuck with shrooms. I will I will take a mushroom now. Yeah, take some shrooms.

SPEAKER_04 28:11

I fuck with the shrooms. Take a broccoli.

SPEAKER_03 28:16

And then went to the uh to the fucking uh show. So go see David.

SPEAKER_06 28:21

Uh weekend, if it's the weekend, I'm taking the cap. But if it's a weekday, I would take the stem. You can tell him, like, bring me all caps or bring me all stems or bring me a mention. That dude I get the dude I know, he do that. Alright, so new question. Shrooms are edibles.

SPEAKER_04 28:41

Shrooms. Shrooms. I damn near saw that coming. Shrooms for me too. Shrooms.

SPEAKER_03 28:49

Cause I I've actually never, you know, had no like you know, like no scene of the fucking leprechauns and the pink dragons and the motherfuckers. Yeah, a bad trip.

SPEAKER_04 28:59

Yeah, bad trip, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 29:01

Like, I I and to be honest, I've never even had a trip.

SPEAKER_04 29:05

A real high.

SPEAKER_03 29:06

You know, I mean like fucking high shit off. I'm talking about. Because for that, for that movie, nigga, man, that shit was surreal. I was over, goddamn it. So the edibles are.

SPEAKER_04 29:21

The edibles for me. I do I probably don't feel the high until later on that night when I'm finna go to sleep, type shit, where I'm too high. I don't feel the edibles. Shrooms, goddammit, I eat some shrooms, I'm able to drink all day. Yeah, keep smoking type shit. I've been so high one time where and it'll be a it'll be a uh uh hat that just keep gliding on that I could ride this hat type shit. Like I'm not too fucked up, I'm not.

SPEAKER_06 29:54

I'm talking about, bro, I was so high one time, like some simple shit, but it just some high shit at the same time, like I was so high my timing was so fucked up that every time the shit I was watching, I was watching some interesting shit too. Like matter of fact, I was watching Jackie Chan, Drunken Master. You know, them fight scene, them fight scenes get real cracking. And you know, but my high every time the shit went because I was watching regular TV, every time I was watching this shit on like the bounce channel or some shit like that. You know what I'm saying? So it had commercials. Yeah. So every time it went on commercial, this one I wasn't doing nothing sitting there looking at the commercials. But when the show came on, this one I want to get up and go do shit. I'm going to get shit to eat. I want to go talk to my mama, go do other shit, and wonder why every time I come back to sit down, it's still on commercial. Cause you're high, bro. Sit down and stop walking away from the TV.

SPEAKER_04 30:58

This thing will miss the whole joint. So I'm missing the whole.

SPEAKER_03 31:01

So I'm like, yeah, boy, these commercials long as hell. Long as hell. Nah, nigga, your ass just gone for 20 minutes.

SPEAKER_04 31:09

Nigga, having on a personal mission. Straight side quest.

SPEAKER_03 31:17

Straight side quest, then God.

SPEAKER_06 31:20

And and and straight irritated for no reason. Like, why the fuck is these commercials still on? Pissed off at the TV. Like, man, I'm finna play the game. They playing. They show a little bit of the show and then play two hours of commercials.

SPEAKER_04 31:35

Good times.

SPEAKER_06 31:36

No, bro. Your ass won't be mad.

SPEAKER_03 31:38

That is why I be mad. Because they do that for real, bro. Commercials and ass out of my God. They do that.

SPEAKER_04 31:46

Remember, um, they literally used to do that. Play two, three minutes of a fucking scene on TV and then commercials. Commercial. Five ten minutes. Five, ten minutes. Because that 15 minutes of fame was for real. You literally have 15 minutes for this show. It's only 30 minutes. After that 15 minutes, commercials. Commercials. Commercials. And then don't let it be the same. It won't even ads. Then commercials.

SPEAKER_06 32:18

Then at the end, when that show goes off, when them commercials come back on, it's gonna be a show worth of commercials before the next show. What the fuck are you talking about? Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 32:29

That's why I be taking the motherfuckers' ass out of all my shit. Well, not like everything, you know what I'm saying? But like shit that I watch watch, like motherfucking anime, I better not see a fucking advantage. Who remember when they show, you know what I'm saying? Who remember Netflix? I better not cut the ads.

SPEAKER_06 32:51

It used to be called Get Out and Play. Y'all remember that? They used to cut the children's cartoons. I remember that off. And you used to have to go outside. We was outside.

SPEAKER_03 33:01

I remember that, but that's when we was outside.

SPEAKER_06 33:04

Yeah, but it used to be called Do a Verb. You used to have to go outside. I used to see the commercials. Stop showing commercial. Stop showing cartoons for an hour. Bro, I used to see the commercials for that shit. We was outside already. The commercials was called Get Out and Play. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 33:21

But the actual program was called Do a Verb. Because that's what I'm saying, man. I will fucking tea. You know what I'm saying? Like I was shopping.

SPEAKER_06 33:28

Yeah, we was already outside. You know what I'm saying? But I was on the reel.

SPEAKER_03 33:32

Right, like we were. We was actually outside doing flips. God damn it generation.

SPEAKER_06 33:36

Looking for where all the homies' bikes was at. Because that's where all the guys was at, where all the bikes were, whoever house that all the bikes was in front of, that's where all the homies was at. More than likely.

SPEAKER_04 33:47

More than likely, everybody was at Rainbow Beast Park. Yeah, man.

SPEAKER_03 33:51

Definitely a fucking rainbow.

SPEAKER_05 33:53

On the real pop out and find the whole hood there back in the day.

SPEAKER_06 33:58

Or you randomly, or you just randomly be on your way to Rainbow and see the homies walking up the block. Like, where you going? Shit, looking for y'all.

SPEAKER_03 34:08

Right.

SPEAKER_06 34:09

You feel me? Like, what you niggas do?

SPEAKER_03 34:11

I do that shit shit a lot, but I'm gonna pop out. Shit guys, they well, so I'm looking for y'all. Right, I popped out looking for y'all, nigga.

SPEAKER_00 34:24

Nigga started the thug, nigga. Nigga started mob. That shit like GTA.

SPEAKER_06 34:29

When you when you hit that blue when the when the person join your crew, that blue.

SPEAKER_03 34:41

We had to meet up real, nigga.

SPEAKER_06 34:45

We were shorties. Our mamas weren't buying us no phones because the phones were just coming out. You know, them no kids and shit.

SPEAKER_03 34:53

Fat ass brick phones.

SPEAKER_06 34:55

We weren't getting none of those. Mama wasn't buying us no pages, none of that. We ain't get phones till we was at least 14, 15. You know what I'm saying? So we had to find each other, game. We had to find each other. Everything like I used to see you on your bike every day. For example, if I see you, I know what type of bike you ride. So if I see that motherfucker somewhere, I know that's you, wherever that bike at. I'm finna come ring that double bell. But you up. I'm about to stop.

SPEAKER_04 35:31

Then we'll be out throwing a football randomly and stuff. So yeah, we'll be outside. You gonna catch somebody.

SPEAKER_06 35:36

We playing piggy. We hit rocks with sticks. You know how much trouble I used to get into for hitting rocks with sticks? How many windows I done busted out? How many $200 my mama? Because windows used to have to cost $200 back then. Windshields.

SPEAKER_04 35:51

Remember them pop-ups we used to make out the uh bottle top? Mm-hmm. The beefers. The butt-up, the big butter. Yeah. Smack some. For real. See where I'm from.

SPEAKER_06 36:04

Where I'm from, we used to use two-liter bottles. We we extended. We used to use two-liter bottles. We started putting marbles in them, bitches. Smack some then. Smack some. I'm talking about leaving knots on niggas' heads the size of golf balls.

unknown 36:18

Bow!

SPEAKER_03 36:19

Talk about boy.

SPEAKER_06 36:20

Oh my God. Why did you do that? I'm sorry, we getting in trouble. We project kids, gang. We was bad as hell. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_03 36:27

That shit was trill. That shit was trill, good. They're gonna have a snowball fight.

SPEAKER_00 36:35

Get that bitch up and put a rock in it.

SPEAKER_01 36:37

I'm good, nigga.

SPEAKER_06 36:39

Damn. I never forget.

SPEAKER_00 36:41

Why are you talking about turn this motherfucker snowball fight up?

SPEAKER_06 36:45

I'd never forget my mama beating the shit out of me for putting a dirty diaper in the snowball and hitting my sister with it.

SPEAKER_04 36:52

Now that's crazy. I put it innocent. I balled that bitch up in the back. Please whoop his ass. Please whoop his ass. Whoop his ass.

SPEAKER_06 37:07

Nigga. I knocked her over there. Not a little sister. Not a little sus. Somebody else, I'd have been like, yes.

SPEAKER_03 37:14

Right. It'd be like, ah yeah, hell yeah.

SPEAKER_06 37:16

What do you think? She hit me with an ice ball though, gang. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 37:20

Oh yeah, I heard it. I hit her with a hidden diaper. Nigga say a hidden diaper. It was frozen.

SPEAKER_06 37:32

It wasn't like it was summertime. It had a surprise.

SPEAKER_04 37:42

What is the badest? What is the goodest thing?

SPEAKER_06 37:45

What is the goodest getting back?

SPEAKER_04 37:47

Oh my mama take a look at the game.

SPEAKER_05 37:49

That nigga was looking at the n that nigga searching. Like, look at how to put one of these faces.

SPEAKER_06 37:59

We gonna get the video, ghetto. When she hit me with that motherfucker, I rolled around for a bit, the diaper was right there on the, you know, in the snow. Somebody missed the garbage. I bought that motherfucker right up in the snow. Hit her right in the shit with it. Bow, she fell over, got the.

SPEAKER_04 38:19

What happens when you live in the uh ghetto? In the ghetto. I literally said it with y'all. In my head. We was almost a cortex.

SPEAKER_03 38:33

We was dead in this thing. Nobody. I'm here.

SPEAKER_05 38:46

That motherfucker.

SPEAKER_04 38:51

Oh the rear. I'm talking about needles on the ground. Man. Fuck. You guys are crazy. And again, my brothers, man.

SPEAKER_06 39:04

Y'all my brothers.

SPEAKER_04 39:05

Already, brothers from another mother. My niggas, my niggas, my brothers, my brothers, duhs.

SPEAKER_06 39:11

Like, like, like it gotta mean something over 20 years now.

SPEAKER_03 39:16

I know, right? Stephanie.

SPEAKER_06 39:18

We ain't nothing but brothers.

SPEAKER_03 39:20

Stephanie, rockets and man.

SPEAKER_04 39:22

Uh, you stayed around for this run here, for this show right here, to help us get this million. And you and you know you're gonna eat too.

SPEAKER_06 39:33

I'm on, I'm gonna carry my weight. I don't weigh that much. Shit, right now, I ain't even 167 now. I'm like 159 now. I done lost weight.

SPEAKER_03 39:47

25.

SPEAKER_06 39:48

But it's all solid in this hill. I bet if I punch you, you're gonna think you got hit by a 300-pound dude.

SPEAKER_03 39:55

And that's the craziest part. Motherfuckers doesn't look like, oh boy, isn't it? I just hell. No, sorry, I've I've actually worked out prior to uh I've had three different bodies, folks. This is just fact right now. Game combat.

SPEAKER_05 40:12

Underneath this.

SPEAKER_03 40:16

Knock your ass.

SPEAKER_06 40:18

Me and bro were just handling a heavy ass couch yesterday. Me and bro were just handling a heavy ass couch yesterday like we was escorting the light dude out the club.

SPEAKER_03 40:32

Like, excuse me, brother.

SPEAKER_04 40:34

Yeah, like get your ass up and get out of here. That's the type of work I do. That's my workout.

SPEAKER_03 40:39

And man, motherfuckers definitely don't realize that. Like my push-ups that night. You know, like like we are, you know, very uh hands-on. Hands-on. Yeah, hands-on for actor. Yeah, actor with labor and all, you know what I'm saying? All that shit like that. We outstanding, you know. God damn it, get them on.

SPEAKER_06 40:57

Yeah, we get in tune with you, so get in tune with us.

SPEAKER_04 41:00

Yeah, oh yeah, yeah. We still talking to y'all still in the conversation. Hit the comments. Hit the comments.

SPEAKER_06 41:06

Hit the comments. Come and fuck with you.

SPEAKER_04 41:08

Some hands-on my foes, yo. Yeah, because we're gonna fuck with y'all.

SPEAKER_06 41:12

We we we with it.

SPEAKER_03 41:15

I was, you know what I'm saying, raised by motherfuckers, you know, like tradesmen. You know what I'm saying? Motherfuckers, you know, you know, can construction workers. Real plunkers, yeah, carboners, nigga. You know, they know how to do stuff.

SPEAKER_06 41:29

Yeah, y'all like y'all, y'all like the podcast here. Y'all hit a motherfucker up, we come fix your house. Fuck you talking about real live. Real live. Live, real. We can stream that. We can out we can split the profit off that, goddamn. I'm talking about real life.

SPEAKER_04 41:44

That's what we do in real life.

SPEAKER_03 41:46

You know, we do it real fucking life, goddamn. Real fucking life.

SPEAKER_06 41:50

As a matter of fact, as a matter of fact, put it in the comments. Y'all want to see us go to work one day or night? Put that in the comments.

SPEAKER_04 41:55

We're still I tell you that, I'll tell you this part. When I see that invoice, it won't say Ori Summer. We ain't gonna show y'all the invoice.

SPEAKER_06 42:06

We just gonna show y'all what type of shit we be doing.

SPEAKER_03 42:09

I won't be talking like uh this when you meet me. How about that?

SPEAKER_06 42:12

I won't be talking like this when you meet me. Yeah, you're interested in that type of interaction.

SPEAKER_00 42:19

You're gonna be the whole different person.

SPEAKER_06 42:21

Interested in that type of interaction, hit the comments, man.

SPEAKER_03 42:24

Nah, that shit trial though, but goddamn it.

SPEAKER_06 42:27

I'm the new kid on the block. I'm JB. BKA Yesrael the guy's son.

SPEAKER_03 42:34

We be getting them all, man. Motherfuckers ain't scared to, you know. Get their hands dirty. Get their fucking hands dirty out here. I don't want to say scared, but I'm gonna go. I can't do no motherfucking desk. You know what I'm saying? I've tried it and I can't. Yeah, we gotta be outside, man.

SPEAKER_06 42:57

We gotta be outside. Don't make me come knock on your door.

SPEAKER_03 43:01

I gotta be, you know, doing, you know what I'm saying, moving, doing something. I gotta get active. That's how you stay healthy, man. I gotta be active, bro. Sitting here, nigga, the desk, typing, nigga looking at a computer all day for all my God. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's doing you know, yeah, you know, that does it, do it, loves it, all that shit. But nigga, I can't get them all like that, man.

SPEAKER_06 43:26

Man, shout out to everybody who wanna keep their body moving, gang. Shout out to everybody who wanna keep their body in motion. So, y'all heard about the UPS curse?

SPEAKER_03 43:38

No.

SPEAKER_04 43:41

I haven't heard of any type of curse. So, uh let me say it out loud then. For all the listeners. The UPS curses, a lot of the drivers for UPS that retire they do nothing once they retire. Tired yesterday, they sit around pretty much get boring. They body don't move as much as they was moving no more. And afterwards they die. And it comes from your body wanting to keep moving, but you ain't doing nothing. You ain't got no You ain't got no movement.

SPEAKER_06 44:22

Oh, so what I just said reminded you about that?

SPEAKER_04 44:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 44:26

Oh, I get it. I get it. I mean, because I don't know. Yeah, but but I I never heard of that, but it kind of makes a little bit of sense. I don't think you're gonna die because of it.

SPEAKER_05 44:36

I don't think you just gonna die.

SPEAKER_04 44:37

Yeah, but but um when somebody told me I tried to find some type of scientific. Talk about some are you's gonna dropping from not working, goddamn. No, just and just using, you know. I don't think you're gonna I mean I didn't go to Google for it. It was just something that sometimes I just gotta ponder on myself.

SPEAKER_06 45:00

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, like I don't I don't think you're gonna die, like just drop dead off of, but it can no you didn't just they didn't just drop dead.

SPEAKER_04 45:10

I mean right, right, right. I didn't say they just drip, I didn't say they just drop dead, but I was saying like after retirement, after a while, they just chilling for so long. I mean, but see.

SPEAKER_06 45:18

Yeah, because it can't, you your head, your health can degrade. Deteriorate. Deteriorate, I meant. Fuck whatever I said. I said the wrong word. I'm sorry. But after being active and then just not being active, you can't start to deteriorate because your body responding to you not acting no, being active no more.

SPEAKER_04 45:42

Your body just wanna wanna move.

SPEAKER_06 45:44

Yeah, like that's why you should either. It ain't even about going to the gym. You can it you can use your own body weight as you know as going to the gym. I push-up, sit-ups, all that type of shit.

SPEAKER_04 45:58

Trying to find some type of scientific pondering to myself. I didn't look it up or nothing, but it was something I had to think about, like, wow, like what will make this happen, type shit. So, but uh it was it was definitely something that caught me caught my in caught my intrigue.

SPEAKER_06 46:14

Yeah, it got it got something to do with uh what you it got something to do with it.

SPEAKER_04 46:19

But it's a lot of retirees that take uh uh Walgreens jobs, jewel jobs.

SPEAKER_06 46:26

Because it got something to do with it like like testosterone levels and and and it's other shit in there too that levels that's supposed to be a certain level, and when they go down to a certain level levels, I don't even know what the fuck that is. That is like a doesn't want to say cortisol. Yeah, it's like uh that sounds like a medicine. Right, it sounds like a medicine. That is a medicine. It is cortisol for that. Uh but but uh cortisone is a medicine, gang.

SPEAKER_03 46:57

Cortisol levels or some shit like that. Oh, and it's cortisone.

SPEAKER_06 47:01

Uh no, no, the the actual shit that that they No, I'm saying the word you just said is an actual medicine, but it's called cortisone, not cortisol. Oh yeah. It's like a some it's like some weight loss shit or some shit like that. Shit. Not Ozimpic.

SPEAKER_03 47:17

Yeah, some shit like Ozzypic. I mean they didn't even know weight loss medicine.

SPEAKER_04 47:21

No, Ozimpic knew. They've been doing that type of shit. People just take advantage of the side effect. Exactly.

SPEAKER_02 47:29

Yeah, that's it.

SPEAKER_06 47:31

It's like and then Which is crazy. It's like what a lot of people don't realize, man. What a lot of people don't realize, y'all, is is a lot of shit that they advertise about, you know, testosterone levels and masculinity and all this shit. That shit is not for us. They talking about them white folk, bro. We don't age like them. We don't need certain shit that they need, bro. We don't, we don't be needing Viagra at 35, 40 years old like they do, bro. Some motherfuckers do. You know that that's just certain, what's called it? I'm talking about as a whole.

SPEAKER_03 48:06

It's a whole motherfucking demonstration out here, gang. But I'm saying as a whole, as a whole, as us, as a as us as a race.

SPEAKER_06 48:16

For the most part, we don't need that shit till we damn near 80, 90 years old.

SPEAKER_03 48:22

I probably don't need no fucking.

SPEAKER_06 48:23

Like I say, like like prime example. Black parents, they had him since they were 60.

SPEAKER_05 48:29

I should be cool. You feel me? I should still be no goddamn stroke.

SPEAKER_06 48:35

A lot of that shit that they advertise on the TV, that's not for us. That's for them, bro. We that's not for that's for Esau then.

SPEAKER_02 48:44

That ain't for us.

SPEAKER_06 48:47

And I ain't trying to make nothing about race or religion or nothing like that. It's just the truth. A lot of the shit that's advertised is not for us. It's not. It's not for us, it's for them. We don't need fucking uh uh cream and a rub on our face to make wrinkles go away. We don't need that shit. We don't need sunscreen and all that. We don't need that shit. The shit that they advertise, we don't need that shit. They don't advertise that for us. We don't need protection from the sun, gang.

SPEAKER_03 49:22

That's why this talk no cake juice.

SPEAKER_06 49:24

That's why talk no cake juicy. Talk your shit. We don't need a lot of that shit, bro.

SPEAKER_04 49:32

Hey yo, we're gonna call it one for talk no cake juice too. But always remember to come back for this elderly hip hop spill, yo. We got it all for you. See you all next time, man.