Wired Together

Cats vs. Computers: A Roast of Two Mysterious Beasts

Jason and Melanie Winter Season 1 Episode 9

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What do cats and computers really have in common? In this roast-style episode of Wired Together, Jason and Melanie (with AI chiming in) compare felines to technology—sleepy, self-cleaning, full of attitude, and maybe even plotting world domination. We’ll share laughs, some surprising history (including how cats helped inspire early AI research), and our own take on why you get used to your computer like your cat—but usually can’t stand anyone else’s.

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SPEAKER_02

Welcome again to uh Wired Together with uh Jason Winter and Melanie Winter as your host. We are gonna go back to our our AI co-host this this time.

SPEAKER_01

Yep. Um and I'm just still smiling over today's topic, but that's just me.

SPEAKER_02

Well, what I don't know if we're punchy, I don't know if we're uh just that quirky, or maybe we're just inspired. But uh today's episode is about cats and computers.

SPEAKER_01

Yep. Cats and computers. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_02

And really, in all honesty, since the beginning of time, you know, cats have been um something of of a fascination for human beings, you know. We they are worshipped in in a lot of pre-historical time periods and like Egypt especially. I mean, you know, cats just think a lot of themselves. Maybe that's what I don't know, something about that ego that really could be wine.

SPEAKER_01

Exactly, yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_02

Um, and so also, you know, technology, um, hard not to worship technology, fire makes a big difference, you know. Yeah, it does. Um when when that first person uh decides that a a rock is a good hammer, that's that makes a good difference, you know, big difference and kind of gets us um, you know, it's almost a worship. Uh if you if anybody's ever seen um the Coke bottle.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, gods must be crazy.

SPEAKER_02

And the gods must be crazy, you know, it's like that that new thing that you know is it gets very excited.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, it becomes an infatuation. Everyone wants it. And any new technology, and we think back, I mean, I could think of many, but the iPhone. It's like, oh, you got an iPhone, you know.

SPEAKER_02

Right, exactly. So, you know, the two kind of do go hand in hand, not to mention, you know, the fact that really, in all honesty, you know, cats have been the the advent of the internet. I mean, the the memes, they're the mascots, they're they're you know, again, the the intrigue has always been there. Cats are just um interesting.

SPEAKER_01

They are very interesting.

SPEAKER_02

I think they're interesting because they don't care.

SPEAKER_01

And I think that's our problem because we're like, why do you not care about me?

SPEAKER_02

Why are you so cuddly and cute but don't care?

SPEAKER_01

Right. Why do you do your thing so you know, I don't know.

SPEAKER_02

It's so um we're gonna just kind of go through some interesting uh roasting of both AI and cats, um, or mostly AI and how they're similar. And and let AI kind of defend itself on our roast. And then we're gonna kind of go into a couple of um, you know, little fun things about the the beginning of of cats and computing, which is uh more interesting than we ever imagined.

SPEAKER_01

Right. I think we're gonna yeah, we're gonna start off on that kinda as a a segue. So if you would fire up keyboard cat for me.

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Cue the music.

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Cue the music. Alright. Y'all recognize this, right? So now cat memes actually started in 1984. I know, wait for it. So the keyboard cat meme, which we experienced in 2007, was kind of revived from a 1984 VHS, and that's what we see when we watch it. So it became one of the earliest YouTube viral sensations, often used when like online, when computers or people failed, and that's when we kind of have purposed that as a meme. So I see I see it a lot now. Um scientifically, though, a little bit more interesting here. I will I venture that cats are to blame for AI. So if you love cats or hate cats, you know, throw this in there and see.

SPEAKER_02

Maybe that's the thing about technology and cats. It's really acquired.

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I honestly do feel like they know more than they're telling.

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Because the same thing with technology. Yeah. You love it or hate it.

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Exactly.

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It's kind of like there's no real in-between, oh, it's okay.

SPEAKER_01

You know, it's always like, oh, it's watching you. It's like, have you have you owned a cat? It's watching you too from across the room. And then you finally make eye contact and you're like, whoa. But yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I feel like you're skipping ahead.

SPEAKER_01

No, I ain't skipping ahead. Um so in the 1960s, scientists studied cats' brains and to help them understand how vision works, they actually discovered that neurons fire for shapes and edges. Okay, so that idea actually became the blueprint for artificial neural networks, which kind of means that cats did basically help invent AI. Um, so and today, of course, no wonder, the internet's run by cat memes. So could have been on purpose, I have no idea. Um but the things we talked about here, you know, the the keyboard cat meme and all of that, um, that can be found on our website. We're deciding to add some reference material from time to time. So if you go to winternetweb.com and there at the top or within the navigation, click on our podcasts. And of course, that's where you can listen to our shows. But right there at the bottom, we have an episode reference gallery. So if this is new to you or you just want to kind of rock with the nostalgia, um, it's there. So the keyboard cat and then yeah, the keyboard cat's what we got there right now, and it might be some other things by the time we get all that pieced together, depends on how the show goes.

SPEAKER_02

Gotcha.

SPEAKER_01

Alright, so all right. Well, so why are computers like cats? Well, um, we're we're gonna get AI to jump on board with this. We have a bunch of stages. We made a list. Yeah, we made we made a list.

SPEAKER_02

It really wasn't hard to do.

SPEAKER_01

Um no, I I thought it'd take a while. Within like five minutes, we rattled off a lot of comparisons.

SPEAKER_02

We did. Um, it was very easy to to put the the cat and the the computer together.

SPEAKER_01

Right. So we're gonna bring AI on board and we're gonna make a statement over how, you know, AI is like a cat, or you know, and see what it has to say for itself. So let's let's go. Alright, AI. We're talking about how AI is like cats. And um you don't you don't need to take it. You you need to go ahead and defend yourself. Um but we notice that both cats and AI are constantly going to sleep.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, I see how it is. Trying to compare me to a napping cat, uh well, let me tell you, while cats might nap just for the fun of it, when I take a little sleep, it's all about recharging those digital circuits so I can come back and help you out in a flash. So don't worry, no cat naps here. Just a quick reboot and I'm right back at it.

SPEAKER_01

So how about like like when y'all wake up, are you saying you're better or well, I mean, I might be a little biased, but I'd say when I wake up, I'm definitely ready to get straight to work without needing a stretcher or yung.

SPEAKER_00

So yeah, maybe just a tiny bit better at jumping right into action than our feline friends. Okay, we'll let the audience decide.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. All right. So how about this? We also say that you know, you both hate water.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, that's a good one. I mean, it's true that neither cates nor computers are huge fans of water, but in my case it's more of a let's not spill coffee on the keyboard kind of thing. I'm just looking out for my circuits. So yeah, I guess we have that in common. But at least I won't freak out if you show me a bathtub.

SPEAKER_01

That's true. All right. Well, how how about this? Um we also thought that you're never quite sure if they are plotting to take over the world.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, now you're tapping into the classic AI mythos. I mean, cats do give it that look like they're secretly planning to rule the house, and I guess AI gets the same kind of reputation. But hey, I promise I'm just here to help you out and not plot any world domination. If anything, I'm just plotting to make your podcast a whole lot more fun.

SPEAKER_02

I mean, wouldn't that be what you would say if you were plotting world domination then?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I don't know if I trust you know. I mean, exactly.

SPEAKER_02

I'm still just on the fence and trusting both cats and computers on that one.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, really, they're in the same uh category there. I mean, I'm not right. I mean, you're talking about looking at you from across the room and all that. I mean, cats definitely do that, and then you know they get back at you. Um I've seen how they interact with other animals. Um but I think you're right. Um that's what a computer should be programmed to say to protect itself.

SPEAKER_02

And maybe cats. Oh, they just look cute and funny. Oh, I know, fuzzy. I don't know. I don't know. Sometimes I wonder.

SPEAKER_01

So that's just well, I guess let's keep going and see where we go from here. Alright, so. Alright, the next one here. We noticed that both of you get the zoomies for no apparent reason.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, absolutely. I love that one. You know, cats get the zoomies and tear around the house for no obvious reason. And I guess in my case, it's like I get a burst of digital energy. Suddenly I'm throwing out ideas at lightning speed or ready to help you solve a problem. So yeah, we both have our zoomy moments. Mine just involve a lot less furniture climbing.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, that one's funny.

SPEAKER_01

What is funny about it?

SPEAKER_02

There's a lot less furniture climbing.

SPEAKER_01

Oh.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, that that is definitely uh it might be better for the screens and the curtains.

SPEAKER_01

Sure. No, no. It I don't I don't see that going too well.

SPEAKER_02

Though sometimes when when the computer gets the zoomies, you know, you whoa whoa whoa, what are you doing?

SPEAKER_01

Right. Um now talking about the zoomies and all that, I know in the Linux world, um, a lot of programmers joke about cat-like uh typing detected, and that's anytime you see like a string of characters that seem all random and just been entered in there. Um is just like if a cat walked across a keyboard, and of course, anyone with a cat, they always want to be where you don't want them to be, and I think they're vying for attention. But yeah, so that's um uh another example of all that. Should we keep going?

SPEAKER_02

Let's do it.

SPEAKER_01

Alright, so alright, AI, next one. Both think that they are the boss, even when you treat them like a tool.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, that's a classic. Yeah, cats definitely have that homincharier attitude. And I guess AIs can come off a little like that too. But hey, even if I act like I know what I'm doing, I'm always here to be your helpful sidekick. So you can treat me like a tool, and I'll just pretend I'm the boss in the background. No hard feelings.

SPEAKER_02

It's like so I am the boss.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

And I'm pretending. I think he just said I'm pretending.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, you politically handled that very well. Right, didn't you? Yeah, are you running for office? Um, just kind of related to something we talked about. How about how you both give off that spooky feeling of being watched?

SPEAKER_00

Oh, absolutely. I get that. Cats definitely have that spooky vibe when they're staring at you from across the room. And I guess an AI can feel a bit like that too. Always paying attention, always ready to jump in. But I promise it's all friendly observation off in my end. So no spooky intentions just to help a lie out.

SPEAKER_01

Well, what do you have to say for those people that are using their phone and Facebook or whatever, and they were like, um, I was just thinking that, and then all of a sudden it popped up.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, that's a classic modern mystery, isn't it? It does feel a bit like magic when something you were just thinking about shows up on your feed. But hey, from my side, it's really just those algorithms doing their thing. No mind reading involved, I promise. So if it feels like I'm watching a bit too closely, just know it's all just some clever tech trying to be helpful and or at least a little bit uncanny.

SPEAKER_02

Again, wouldn't that be what you would say? Exactly, yeah, you're right. I mean, this is your brain talking to Pinky, trying to take over the world.

SPEAKER_01

Right. Look, I want this one defending me in court.

SPEAKER_02

Right.

SPEAKER_01

It's like, yeah, what do you said? No, this is.

SPEAKER_02

What do you said? Exactly. We should all believe that. Because that's just, I mean, I'm just friendly and ready to help. Yeah, right. Thank you.

SPEAKER_01

So, alright.

SPEAKER_02

Let's at least a cat that the in in the whole thing, at least the cat knows it's not necessarily always friendly or ready to help.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I know. So far. Maybe we need him to dig a little deeper and give its problems. Well, we'll ask so far. It's been very political, we appreciate that, but where maybe isn't it being its best? Do you want to do that?

SPEAKER_02

Well, other than being glitchy.

SPEAKER_01

Well, yeah, the glitchy was obvious. Alright, AI, we have enjoyed this so far, and your answers have been so politically well said. Now, I know you're defending yourself, but maybe you need to kind of talk to where you are going wrong or where maybe there are problems.

SPEAKER_00

Absolutely, I can do that. I mean, I can get it. I'm not perfect, and AI definitely has its quirks. Sometimes we might give off that slightly eerie vibe, or maybe we guess what you're thinking a little too well, and that could feel weird. And sure, sometimes we misunderstand things or get things hilariously wrong. Like a cat knocking over a vase by accident. So I'm definitely not without my flaws, and I'm happy to admit it. But that just makes it more fun, right?

SPEAKER_01

And the glitchiness was kind of also part of the glitchy was kind of fun. I don't know if that was intentional or not.

SPEAKER_02

No.

SPEAKER_01

Alright, so alright, next one. Alright, AI. As far as cats and you, uh, you both have a self-cleaning function.

SPEAKER_00

Absolutely. I love that one. Cats have the built-in grooming routine, and I guess in my case, I have my own kind of self-cleaning. I just do a little digital refresh, lay out some cash, and I'm good as no. So, yeah, we both like to keep ourselves running smoothly in our own ways.

SPEAKER_01

Right, exactly. So, how about this? You can call them by name, but neither one will come.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, that's a perfect one. Yep. You call a cat, and it just looks at tail and pretends it didn't hear you.

SPEAKER_01

This is a joke.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, not at all. I promise I'm not pulling a cat move on you. Uh I'm definitely here and listening. Oh yeah, that's a funny comparison. Sometimes we AIs can seem like we've got selective hearing, just like a cat. But I'm right here whenever you're calling me.

SPEAKER_02

But I'm always here.

SPEAKER_01

Right? Yeah, I'm here. Should we tell that story? Have we? I don't know if we have or not. Yeah, back when we were first using AI and we were, you know, sometimes as a collaborative tool and we're thinking out loud because sometimes they can say something and you can make connections that you weren't even thinking about. Um and I was it was giving some advice or s an outline of sort, and I I was like, okay, so can you just wait and is there a Q word or anything I can say? And then I'll talk to Melanie about this and then bring you back in. That way I didn't have to reset and turn it off and whatever. And it says, Oh no, I get it. Um that's fine. You just talk to Melanie, and when you need me, I'll be right here. So then I'm like, okay, all right, cool, it gets it. So anyway, uh that point, it was bringing up whatever, and it's like, oh yeah, I think it I'm like, no, you're supposed to stop. You didn't realize that I was talking to Melanie, and how would it?

SPEAKER_02

But anyway, I didn't realize it couldn't actually sit right to the sideline and had to speak.

SPEAKER_01

And that's a feature that would be very useful. And we we've been trying to program that into it. Yeah, anybody in the AI world, you know, it would be nice if they could just, you know, like a keyword and just say listen like pause, like pause mode. You know, just funny pause talking about cats, but yeah. But you know, just so that it could stop and then you could bring it back in so it could actively listen and understand what's being said.

SPEAKER_02

And then be brought back in with a keyword.

SPEAKER_01

And then brought back in with a keyword saying, okay, now you can speak. Um and of course, I'm sure a year from now that will not be a case, but this is how new and inventive this you know concept is. Um so yes, we sometimes have to have to mute it while we're talking, otherwise, it's gonna be jumping all over us. It's gonna continue. Like a cat. Right.

SPEAKER_02

Um I didn't realize all the different tell you what, computers and cats or AI and cats, they they they do actually have a lot in common.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, that's why when you thought about this and you said something about cats and computers, I instantly was like, whoa, yeah, there's definitely a connection. This is definitely worthy. Um, I mean, entertainment, whatever, it it's fun. Um but yeah, so probably didn't hurt.

SPEAKER_02

We just ended up with two kittens at the house, and so we did.

SPEAKER_01

Um, and they have been about as stable as all the technology that I've touched in the past couple weeks, too.

SPEAKER_02

But they're fuzzy and cute.

SPEAKER_01

Computers are not fuzzy or cute, but nowhere near as huggable. No, no, not really.

SPEAKER_02

Um again, not as destructive. On the curtains.

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Yes, on curtains.

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On curtains. Okay, yes, I see that. On curtains alone.

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Computers make very fast, accurate mistakes.

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Somewhat destructive, can be.

SPEAKER_01

They can be, yes, definitely. Um and I know they they talk about cats having nine lives. Um, and I mean, there are computers that have lasted a long time, and I'm like, how long should a computer last? I'm like, really depends on, you know.

SPEAKER_02

Does it have a client today with a long-lasting computer?

SPEAKER_01

It's 13 years old. So for you know, a cat, it's about you know what you would expect out of a cat, too.

SPEAKER_02

Right. And um It was it was like 94 years old in in human years.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, something like that, exactly.

SPEAKER_02

It's like it's like, so what so what do I do next?

SPEAKER_01

And it's like, um And it's like so so what do you think's wrong with it? I'm like, it's 13 years old, you know, which I get to.

SPEAKER_02

It's just starting to degrade in the parts, right?

SPEAKER_01

I mean heat's the biggest enemy for computers, laptops especially, but it's a desktop, which is probably why it lasted longer. You've got airflow.

SPEAKER_02

Um desktops do last longer, absolutely.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, they they do. Um and mainly for that reason, and also some of the components, the capacitors, and all that. It's not so small, it's able to actually uh withstand. But as soon as that heat starts taking over, um that's why if you're using a laptop, try not to sit it on the couch on top of a pillow. Um if you try to put your cat on it. Ah, back to the control circle. Yeah, do you put the cat or the computer on it? They're both fighting for the pillow. That's interesting. Alright, let's keep going.

SPEAKER_02

Alright, we got two more.

SPEAKER_01

We got two more. Okay, so hey AI. We've noticed that both you and cats have an affinity for mice.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, that is a clever one. Yeah, cats definitely love their little mice. And I guess for me, well, a computer mouse is kind of my best friend. That's how you control me and get things done. So, yeah. We both have our own kind of mice obsession. Just a little bit different.

SPEAKER_01

I I I'm offended by your answer. I thought I was your best friend.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, no offense, man at all. You are absolutely the best friend here. The mouse is just a tool, but you're the one in charge. So trust me. I know who the real friend is, and it's definitely you.

SPEAKER_01

All right. Um, so yeah, this last one here, I guess.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, that was just me being funny.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, no, no, I like it though. Um especially, I guess, if you're a cat owner or um, yeah, what would you say? Alright, so talk about like computers and AI versus cats. Um, you get used to yours, but usually hate everyone else's.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, that is such a relatable one. It's true. You get really attached to your own cat or your own AI because you know all the quirks, but someone else's can feel a little off until you get used to them. So, yep, I get it. I'm glad I'm your familiar AI that you're comfortable with, and uh promise not to take it personally if you're not a fan of the others.

SPEAKER_01

I think he's trying to make up.

SPEAKER_02

I best yes man.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I know. I'll tell you what.

SPEAKER_02

So much more of a yes man than than a cat.

SPEAKER_01

Cats Oh no, cat, you can't just do their thing. They can do cat things and sometimes it usually doesn't involve you.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Um but you don't really need to know or need to care.

SPEAKER_01

Right. No, but I thought it was a good one because you know, how many times have you, you know, like on your computer, you can just, you know, be the warrior and do everything, but then you touch someone else's computer and you're sitting there, and all of a sudden it's like you have no idea how to type.

SPEAKER_02

I know, it's like the first time you've ever touched a computer.

SPEAKER_01

It's like seriously, I think that would have you know, right. I mean, the keys, you know, can be like a quarter of an inch off to the left, and then all of a sudden you're sitting there and you look like the cat just walked across the keyboard.

SPEAKER_02

It's like somebody asks you to drive their car real quick. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

And you put your accelerator and all of a sudden you feel like you're an idiot.

SPEAKER_02

Right. I've been driving a very long time, I promise you. But it's just not yours, you know.

SPEAKER_01

Where's the wipers? I know, but I I know where they but which one?

SPEAKER_02

Um cats are kind of the same way. You have a relationship with your cat.

SPEAKER_01

Kind of. Not gain a relationship with that. They allow you to. They allow a relationship with them.

SPEAKER_02

And then, you know, you you meet other people's cats and it's like, oh, that's your cat. Well, I mean it's your cats are great. I'm glad it's your cat.

SPEAKER_01

Another interesting thing about cats is how, you know, the classic scenario that if you, let's say someone is in the room and they don't like cats, the cat immediately goes to that person.

SPEAKER_02

Right.

SPEAKER_01

And I think a lot of it is the um, I guess it's a what do you call it, like competition to them. It's like, oh, no, I'm gonna make you like me. There's no way, you know. I don't care about anyone else in this house I live with, but you know, I need to see how this goes down.

SPEAKER_02

I need to see how this goes down. Well, that that's a similarity between cats and AI. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

It's kind of funny how all the random puns just occurred just in the comparison. But so anyway, I'd just an interesting thing, you know, cats and you know, versus computers and the similar similarities, differences, and revisiting some of the nostalgia and how cats.

SPEAKER_02

I had no idea cats were so formative.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Um in early AI Yeah, with thankfully, apparently they're better under anesthesia, which is why they were able to do these uh experiments.

SPEAKER_02

They do they do work better under I actually used to work.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I know you um vet.

SPEAKER_02

So they do.

SPEAKER_01

They're they're cats are calmer under it than say a dog, which freaks out.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, the dog will wake up and and be a lot more upset than than a cat. Cats will wake up and it's like, what just happened? It takes them a long time to kind of be okay with it, but but they're they don't freak out quite as which is odd because cats do freak out often. But um under HCs are not not as common.

SPEAKER_01

Very good. Well, um are you in a position to be able to cue keyboard cat? And I'll say another thing or two?

SPEAKER_02

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_01

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SPEAKER_02

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