Something About Coachella and A D1 Baby Crash Out

We share our thoughts and extreme fomo from Coachella 2026 and somehow get into an argument over Rachel saying she can produce D1 babies.

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Lizzie said she's not sparkling, so I need to give her You're fine, drink the Celsius. Are you started? I know you're sorry. Yeah. Okay, we have 12 fans. Alright, let's go. Okay, I d I need to get this off my chest because I my phone's dead. I was very kerfluffled coming in because I should do to this new complex and there's an alley where I can park. I shouldn't park in an alley, but it's like it's right by my back door, and it's just so easy to walk out. It's just so quick to get to my car. Otherwise, I walk like through the complex to like a gated parking place, which is obviously safer, but I'm just I'm lazy. I like to get in and get out real quick. Well, sometimes, you know, we're we live in downtown Dallas. It's like sometimes we don't live in downtown. Well, we live we live in Dallas compared to other people in DFW. We I live in Oakland, which is considered downtown for a lot of people. So there's we live in a big city, so they're like, there's gonna be homeless people. The thing with Dallas, homeless people for the most part, knock on wood, is like they're harmless, but they're there. And I so it's not the first time I've seen a homeless person in that alley. I mean, in the last place that we lived, there were homeless people that were just like standing in our driveway. And anyway, so I go to leave, and there's like a second door to my back door, and but you can see through it. And so there was this guy who he like looked disheveled, but not to the point where you're like, like, you know, when you spot a crackhead and you're like, There, that's a crackhead, you know what I mean? This was one where it was like I couldn't really tell. So he was just like standing there smoking a cigarette, and I was like, okay, you know, we're tobacco. They like went outside to smoke your cigarette, but I just kind of was just like standing there, and when he saw me, he, you know, non-crackheads are like, hey, and then just like acknowledge you, move on with your life. He just kept staring at me, he just like locked eyes at me like this, and I was just like, I just like shut my door, and so I was like, okay, surely he's gonna leave and all this stuff, but he started tweaking and talking to himself and like all this stuff, and he was right by my car, and this is when I was coming to try and do this. I was like, okay, so no matter which door entrance I go out of, I'm gonna have to wait for him to leave. And I just had to stand there and like wait for this crackhead to leave, and luckily he did. Then I get in the car and like my maps is like, okay, you'll get there right at four. And that's when our reservation started. So I was like, okay, perfect. Reservation or booking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was like, okay, perfect. I'll still get there right at four, whatever. And I'm going to take um that exit on 35. Right. 45. No, we don't get on 45, we stay on 35 to 30. I get on 75 to 45. Oh, yeah, I don't know. I don't do that. 35 is on the way to Waco. No, you can get on 30. I get on 35 on the way to work every single day. Very briefly. But, anyways, whatever. I go to take an exit to get here, and this police officer of all people, like, cuts GTA style, cuts me off. So there's two lanes to exit. It's a two-laner. He's in the opposite one. He's in the opposite one. And GTA style cuts me off to the point where I have to slam on my brakes. I honked on him, which made me scared because he's a cop, but I was like, but wait a minute. He could have really caused wreck. And what's crazy is so I had to like obviously like go on the other side with him because I had to like avoid him or whatever. So I missed my exit because he cut me off, and he didn't even like turn his lights on or anything. Like he did that just because he didn't want to take that exit. Like, your job is to drive around and patrol. Like, you're gonna risk some anyways. So I missed my exit and added five minutes, and it really fluffled me. And then my phone, while plugged in, and I'm really, really hoping that this isn't my phone acting up, died. And I'm not familiar with this part of town. I've only been here a couple times. So I literally just had to guess and find my way here. Well, you found your way. I did, but I was late and I was really frustrated. My phone's still dead. But anyways, I was really stressed out. So I'm not too happy with the city of Dallas right now, but yeah, I could not believe that an officer cut me off like that. You know, I don't know. I don't feel like my comments that I have in my head are appropriate for. No, but anyways, yeah, I just I was a little stressed out, but something I'm also angry about is the fact that I think this is good, good start. The fact that we were not exactly. Because I wanted to complain for a little bit first, but what do you want to complain about? I just don't like I'm crashing out over my hair recently. Really? I've been talking about this for so long, like I don't know what's going on. Why like You've never been insecure about your hair, so I don't know. I know, and I feel like I think that's why I'm struggling. It's because I've haven't changed anything. I've always had good hair, but suddenly I guess suddenly with my hormones, like the texture's changing, like it doesn't do what it's supposed to do when I do it. Yeah, that's annoying. And I do it. So that'll make you that'll make you. I don't understand. Like I was trying to do it today, and like I like nothing was working. And I was looking at myself and I didn't want to put makeup on because we're like it's Sunday night. I don't. It's a Sunday. And so I just looked at myself and I was like, I don't like what I'm doing. I don't like it. My bangs are like freaking doing shit like that, and they won't cooperate. I was like for like 30 minutes, dude. And it would just be like freaking out. No, that'll make you freaking out. I mean tears in your eyes. I literally was like, and I tried to clip it back, and like one hair was just like, you can see my pale ass scalp. I was like, I can't put it up because I always wear my hair up on the podcast and it makes me look ugly. No, it doesn't. Okay, stop crying. We're still looking at grow. It's okay. Your hair looks fine. I think it looks so it looks voluminous, I feel like it looks so bad. And I don't know. I think I'm also on my period, and I didn't sleep last night. Plissy, gross. I don't know, whatever. It's not gross. And I didn't sleep last night because my cramped. So you just pulled such a mom. Like you like, it's just us, and I'm trying to be vulnerable and open it up. It's us, and then we're putting on the internet, you idiot. Right, but like people talk about it. I've already gotten hate comments about abusing ChatGBT. I don't need another one about it's not like people talk about way worse. They do. But anyway, like I At least you weren't crashing out about your hair at Coachella. I would rather be crashing out about I know. Listen. But with how bad my monthlies are going right now, like if I was on my monthly at Coachella right now, I think I'd be struggling. That's not the how does that work? That's not the Coachella conversation I want to have. But we're not, I don't want to have that conversation about Cella. About Cella, about Cella. Here's what I'll say about Coachella. I have never, I've never been the type to be like jealous of celebrities. I'm jealous of celebrities, right? You are jealous of celebrities. I've never been the type that's like, God, I wish I was at that major event that all the celebrities are at just because it's like, I don't get bothered by them, but I'm just like, I just don't get FOMO from things like that. The FOMO I had of people at Coachella this year drove me nuts. It made me feel like a loser. It genuinely, this that's that's what I say. I think the difference is is like I've never felt like lesser than celebrities, and I feel like this is the first time I've watched like influencers and celebrities be like, damn, like I think Sabrina's performance is really just like I haven't been able, I've only been able to see clips. I haven't been able to like sit down and watch the whole thing, but it genuinely looks like it looks not real. It looks the production is insane, and her like her live vocals are unreal. Probably the best live vocals like I've ever heard. No, I genuinely think this is gonna skyrocket her to another level that I think she already is at that level. I think she's like crushing it. But I did think we got a good vibe of like what man's man's best friend tour would be like, and it's a little more like theatrical. And I love it. I really do love it. She's just oh my gosh, she's just so incredible. She's so talented. She's literally so talented, and it's absolutely insane. But it wasn't just her, like there were other there were other artists there that I like don't typically listen to that were also so cool. I mean, I obviously listen to Justin Bieber, but in my opinion, like Sabrina Carpenter. There's people looking at me. That's actually insane. That's funny. It's actually insane. Oh my god. That's actually insane. What the fuck is going on? If y'all can see what we're doing. I wish y'all could see because we're seeing right now. There's I literally have no words. I actually okay, they're still there. This is actually the weirdest thing ever. I've never felt like a fish in a bowl. As she opens the door, I'm gonna scream. I'm actually really suspicious. Oh, I don't think they will, but okay, let's lock back in. So, Coachella, the some of the performances were just like actually insane. Obviously, Justin Bieber was fantastic. What I loved about Justin Bieber is the the production was not as like big as like you've seen some of his concerts, like recent concerts. I knew he was gonna do that. I knew he was gonna be very like chill and like he's not- But I kind of love that. I kind of love that because that's what people want. Like, they just want to hear like their favorite songs and shit like that. Like, that's that's really what they want. You know what I mean? That's what they came for as JB. Like, we grew up with him. You know what I mean? Like, they want to listen to their favorite songs. Like him sitting down at a desk and YouTubing. Literally, like that's hilarious. And so he gave the people, while it was unexpected, he gave I think he gave the people exactly what they wanted. But also, like, Sway Lee was there, performed Swang. That song was so peak in high school when I was in high school. Like, I would have, I would have gone ballistic. Cat's eye, who you know I love. I know you're not really into them, but they their performance was just like unreal. I think K-pop is really leaning into the EDM craze right now. Is there things right now? Because I saw people in Dallas going to they're like, we're going to breakaway, and I thought I thought of like AM breakaway, and I was like, oh, they brought it up. And then I saw this girl get like get ready with me for breakaway, and she was in the side of the city. Is it? And we're not big, I don't hate it. I I I've started listening listening to it a little bit because like I've been going to the gym a little bit, but yeah, Cat's Eye killed it. And the T is like one of their members is on like hiatus or leave, and maybe she left the girl group, but she's kind of there's kind of always been tea with that one girl, like since the academy, since the pop star academy. Um and they're all incredibly talented, but they're just like their performance, and people are leaving so many hate comments, like, oh my gosh, I'll learn nothing without Manon and like stuff like that. You're literally speaking a different language. Well, read up on it. Because I feel when we were kids and you talk about one direction. No, they're they're actually in there so Manon is the one who left. Correct. Maybe temporarily. And was she was she the best one? No. I hope she doesn't say that. I don't know. Here's the thing. So the if y'all don't know who Cat's Eye is and like how they came to be, look it up because it's called Pop Star Academy on Netflix, and it's actually insane. There was a group um of like essentially like a record label or like production group um that's known for creating like K-pop girl groups at Popstars. And that started Popstar Academy. It's they literally called it Popstar Academy. It was a two-year program, two-plus-year program, that involved fans to vote on who they wanted to be in the final girl group. And it was like a live reveal and it was a worldwide phenomenon. But their whole thing is they wanted girls with a bunch of different cultures from around the world, which is something that's like never been done in K-pop, and they're really talented. Well, the girl who left slash is temporarily gone during the academy would like skip practices and stuff, and she came in and she already had a big following. Who? Zane. It's not the same as Zane, but she had issues early on with the girls because girls are frustrated. Like, I've been grinding for two years. She came in later in the program, like she didn't start from the beginning. I've been grinding for two years straight, every single day. Like, all of them had like insane injuries, they were sleep deprived, like all this stuff, stressed out, like meanwhile, trying to be influencers and like get people to vote for them. And this girl's just like, I don't, I'm not gonna go. Like, she didn't stay at the house. They they put all of them in a house together if they were 18. Um, otherwise, they lived with their parents, and she chose not to do that even though she was 18. So it's kind of always been like this thing, but also like she didn't really like bother me. Like, she's really cute and really talented. And so all the comments are like, they look like shit without Benone, but it's not true. Like, they actually look incredible. One of the girls, Daniela, one of the best dancers, probably in Hollywood, and amongst like I if you watch her, if you watch the Academy, you just watch her in the group, like you can tell, like, she is a dancer. She was on um like America's Got Talent or something when she was like really little, or like Britain's Got Talent when she was really little. And so yeah, they looked really cool. They performed that song Golden that we also heard at a gay bar this weekend for my drag queens. But the band, the K-pop group, or like Trio who sings that song, they brought them out and they performed it. And Kat's Eye was just like actually insane. And it was like it was hardening to see like the the the crowd for Cat's Eye was like really excited because they're like they're not like the biggest, but they're they're big like worldwide, just not like in America, you know what I mean? But they're really talented. Um, so that was really cool to see, and then JB, of course, was really cool. Addison Ray looked pretty good. Maddie Ziegler Maddie Ziegler danced with her. Oh, really? So did Cameron, who was also from Dance Monds, but like Maddie Ziegler, yeah, was looked really great. Yeah, it was really cool. I know. So cool. Beato, Sabrina Carpenter. I heard everyone's reviews were like, she's incredible. It was the best thing of the entire weekend, obviously. But the transitions in between songs, like I saw that she's doing a full-on like work change. Which is which is valid. I feel like she's not wearing those outfits under it because I like the ones that she was wearing, she couldn't, but no, I saw that she that coat she came out in was Dior. That was a Dior coat. Um her sty her sty stylist, blah blah blah, Jared, is incredible. Like he got um they did a magazine edit together because he's just killing it so much. Yeah, he really is. Yeah, she is incredibly talented. What I also love is like she's kept her same dancers and you can see like singers. Yeah, and you can just see like I think their entire team has really improved. Oh yeah, you know what I mean? Like their entire team from like your her stylist, like you said, to her, to her backup, like vocals, band, dancers, everyone, like everything is just they just keep getting better. So, like that entire team is just like she's got a good team. We gotta go to the tour, and we gotta tell Chloe that we're going to the tour, dude. Yeah, of course. I think we should tell everyone that we're going to the tour, but yeah, no, I'm definitely going. And she, I was watching those clips of her, and I was like, she might have the best live vocals of any pop star I've ever seen. Oh, yeah, 100%. And like we have not witnessed. You know how y'all know how big a fan we are of Taylor Swift. And I think while Taylor Swift is an incredible performer, and the same thing with like the theatrics of like the set and the show itself, and like feeding into what her fans want, she has a really good job of, but the vocals, I think yeah, she has truly has the best. Truly has the best vocals. No, she's incredible, but I was so jealous. But yeah, I am not a festival person. I think the time we have gone or I've gone, I just I'm not. I mean, I haven't gone to that many ACL and Chili Fest. Sweet Chili Fest was this. Dude, did you see the clips of Chili Fest? I saw a couple of this gag me. Literally would rather die than be back. My freshman year, my freshman year, we all had to wear rain boots because it was so money. I did things, I was thinking about it getting ready this morning because I saw a clip um of somebody's, some college girls' TikTok at Chili Fest, and I was like, I I first of all would rather die than do that again. Because I only went two times in college because it was such a negative experience. I mean, I loved it when I was in college, but no, I went my freshman I went my freshman year and then I went my senior year. Like I didn't go, well, and then we also had COVID, but my freshman year, I was thinking about I did humiliating things my freshman year. Oh like humiliating. Really? Yes. Like what? Dude, like I'm not gonna say, because I don't even want to say I wouldn't even say it off camera, but like like not that, not like bad, but it's just like so cringy. Like I was like 18 years old. Well, yeah, that's what 18 year olds do. 18 years old at a frat uh what they called it, build. Yeah, they call them builds on the tippy top and just freaking like don't say it because you were 18. Oh, yeah. But and just like the boys there, I remember, oh, oh god. And like I have some like just displacing pictures of me. I wore like overall. Yeah, no. Chili Fest is one of those things where it's like you really you can't explain it or defend it, you know. No, it's like it is what it is, it's and every year it like it's mindless college. You can never figure out how to get back because there was no service in Snook, Texas. You can never like because nobody wanted to stay sober. Nobody, no, no one wanted to DD Chili Fest. No, and oh my god, the shit show that it was, but it looked rough this year. It was rough because it rained, and so for those of you who don't know who this is, it's a it's a country music festival that's also a chili cook-off in Snook, Texas. I never saw chili when I was there. Me neither. I never saw food, right? I mean, I was. Or even the bands. I saw food and I saw the bands, but there's essentially what AM frats and men's organizations do is they build something called a build, and they essentially make like make they're like big boy forts, is what they are. They are totally big boy forts. And there are some frats who hire like contractors to do it for them, and then there are other frats who and every single one of them. It was like they did it like shifts, like every single time. They just had to do it like shifts, like how Madeline, when she was a Bama sorority, they had to do palms for that homecoming. They had to do like pledges as labor for this. And so I remember I was dating a guy who was a pledge at the time, um, and he had to go out there like every single night, the couple weeks leading up to it, to like build this stuff, and they had to go back there the next day and like clean it up and all this stuff. It's essentially this like wooden, like essentially what you think of as a tailgate, but this like wooden structure that you can like structure like when you're walking uh when you're driving around, you see someone's building a house. Yeah, it looks like that before they put the walls on. Right. And sometimes they have like a DJ, their own DJ in there while there's a music festival going on, and you have to buy access into one of the builds with the other frat. So it's like every girl, like with her guy friends or her boyfriend, like picks which build she's gonna go to, and you either like stick with that one or you get multiple wristbands, so like other ones. Which frat are you going to? Yeah, like you can't oh my god. Yeah, so it's like I wonder who the big one was. But this year it's like looking at the pictures, it's like surely like there had to be some people who got videos of that before they had actually left. Because I remember like by my senior year, we had gotten to the point where it's like, because you have the opt-like you can show up, like doors open at like 11 a.m. or like some 10 a.m., 11 a.m. or something stupid like that. So it's like my first year, we went like as soon as we could get in there, and then we were there all day. And then, like, closer to when I was graduating, we're like, Yeah, we're gonna go in the afternoon, like all this stuff, because we chill out a little bit. Surely there are some upper classmates that were like, Yeah, I'm not going. They canceled the second day. I wouldn't no, I wouldn't have gone. No, yeah. I uh I just I don't miss that. I really don't miss that. Really? You don't miss college. I miss college, but I don't miss that. I miss the lack of responsibility that I had. I think that and I went to ACL one year and I did not enjoy my time there.

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Really?

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And I think I'm just not like I think with festivals, like there's nowhere to sit. Yeah, you just sit on the ground, yeah, gross, and there's people everywhere. I think the older I get, I don't know why, but crowds stress me out a little bit. Like I was looking at people singing in Justin Bieber's crowd, and I was like, I think I wouldn't have to do that. No, those crowds, those crowds at Coachella were crowded, but I want to go. But I want but I want to go if it's like if they drop a lineup in the next couple years. What's hard is like and I feel like I will have this moment. That's a good prediction. She was in Dallas last night, you know that I did it because I saw that influencer, Ashley West, take her down. Yes! I saw those. Gosh, I love dude, I have followed Ashley West since she like wasn't as big as she is now. That, yes, that, and it's like big she was giving like quote unquote big sister advice. And I like saved it. And some of it was from like tips like from her grandmother that her grandmother gave her. Love Ashley West. Southern West Sunshine. I love her. She was in DFW. But yeah. Sarah Larson looked so fun. Coachella looked so fun. I'm shocked that she didn't go. Granted, they booked those like way out in advance, and I feel like she kind of blew up like within the last six months. I think she'll be there next year, though. I think she'll be there, but I don't think she's gonna headline. Who do you think, like realistically, think of someone who would headline? You have to think about like it was this was Justin Bieber and Sabrina Carpenter. Justin Bieber's been doing the city. Justin Bieber was they both are child stars. Like Sabrina Carpenter makes sense because she's huge right now. Justin Bieber has always been huge. So it's kind of like, but he's kind of like not in retirement, just like not putting out as much music, not touring as much, like all this stuff. So him being one of the headliners was like damn. I'm actually really jealous. Um I don't know. I really don't know. I know. Maybe if Somber really blows up. Somber, if Chaparone would stop me in a grumpy little weeny white baby, maybe she'd do it. I don't think that'll ever have her headline. Really? I don't know. Like, she's a huge star. I think you don't see her performing a lot. Like, when was the last time we actually saw her perform? I don't know. I see clips of her performing all the time. But I follow her on TikTok. But where is she performing? I don't know. Let me look my phone's dead, I can't look it up. So I feel like Chaperon could be one. I think she could be there, but again, like I don't think she is at a meant she's at a state where she could handle that. Yeah. I don't know. She's gonna send us death threats, but I don't know. I'm trying to think. I I think it has to be someone at Justin Bieber, like who's been around for so long. Like, also Beyonce headlined Coachella. Yeah. Like these have to be mega people. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. No, I agree. And I don't know who else there is right now. I know. Drake was canceled, so like I don't think they'd bring him back. Because he was a pedo. Big no no. Yeah, big no no, don't do that. Um, yeah, I don't know. I would love to see a country person, but then they have stagecoach, so yeah, I was about to say. Would you ever go to stagecoach? I would. It just I don't know. Yeah, if I if I had a gazillion dollars, I'd be doing a lot. No, yeah, no. I'd be doing a lot. I would have had a Coachella House. I would I would have been sponsored by Kleenex or something like that. Who would yeah? Who would you want to be sponsor who would you want to be sponsoring? Oh. Celsius, maybe Cerave. Because there's like skincare brands. Um I would want Wolf and Badger or my Teresa to send me. And then all my friends, and we all have the house, and then I threw Wolf and Badger or my Teresa. Or like necessary. Actually, no, yeah, I say I want Wolf and Badger because they have such unique pieces that I could really, and then my my job for them was to style all my friends for each day through Wolf and Badger, and we just look fucking sick the whole weekend. God, we're gonna blow up and they're gonna see it. We're gonna do it next year. I saw it, we gotta put her foot on the gas. I saw this go with Tana Mo to talk you about how she showed up one year in a diesel matching set, and she was like, this was when they like kind of blown up, and like I was really shocked that like no one was in a diesel matching set, and I felt like so cold and stuff. Then I went up to the VIP bar and James Charles was standing there in the exact same outfit. Can you imagine pulling up to a bar and James Charles is in the same outfit as him? I saw somebody, this is mean, but I saw somebody being like, here, I'm gonna tell you like what it's really like to go to Coachella and stuff. And she was like, he was like, it's so interesting seeing how some people of influence or even celebrities like are trying to be noticed. And he was saying that James Charles is like everywhere you look. James Charles, and he said that, and I was like, I forgot about him. Yeah, remember when I was like, we were talking about this podcast, and we can be like start the episode every episode and be like, hey sister, you're like, no, we can't. James Charles does that. No, yeah, James Charles does do that. No, I I also I saw this really negative tick. I've been seeing some TikToks that are like really negative, like tearing people down. It's kind of making me upset. But I saw this one that was like, you know, it's really easy to tell the real celebrities from the influencers who are trying to be celebrities based off of how hard they're trying at Coachella. Like, shut up. Like, you are a loser sitting on your couch, not at Coachella, just like me. Losers who are tearing people down on the internet, that picture, that video you sent me about Chris. Yes, I'll get to that. Okay. But this person was just like, you know, the real celebrities are showing up and they're casual, talking about like the jenners and stuff like that. But I would just like to do that. Which is fine, but it's like, but who cares? Like, literally, who cares? If someone I saw like these like Alex Earl's little sister and her friend Sally, I love them too. They were like pretty casual and they're influencers. So it's like who I wouldn't say she was casual. She was wearing a Roberto Cavalli corset. That's not casual. Not Alex. Oh. I'm not talking about Alex. I'm talking about Ashton. Ashton wore this, like, it was very cute and very like, it was like she had a vision. Yeah. But it was like casual to some people. She was wearing like an oversized, like muscle tee, and then like shorts and boots and like jewelry and stuff like that. And then her friend Sally was just wearing this like black bikini top, ton of jewelry, hat, and then like baggy denim shorts. Like that was that was her fit. And she looked great, but it was like pretty casual. And then there's some people like go out wear seven bells and all this stuff, and it's just like, just let them live. Like, literally, just let them live. And it makes me like that's why you're sitting at home hating on the people at Coachella instead of being at Coachella. That's all I have to say about that. What do you think? Do you think you'd go like all out, or do you think you'd be a little more casual? Yes. I think it I think I'd be on the more like like very intentional casual. I would want to be comfortable if we're walking around. Here's the thing is like, I don't like combat boots, but I understand why people wear them because they're so comfortable and you don't want dirt in your dirt in your boots.

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Yeah.

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But if I was going to Coachella and someone was sending me there, I would give every outfit my all. Right. But I would still also try to be comfortable. But I would not wear like jeans and a tank top and like some accessories, like I would full on send it. Right. Like I would. Yeah. Especially and especially if I was paying for myself to be there. Yeah. And I spent how much effort it takes to like coordinate a house there is probably a million dollars. Yeah. Like travel, like, of course I would go all out. Yeah. But like sometimes I feel like you can still look really, really cool without your outfit being like super extra. Right. I think there's different types of girls. I think there's people who are hair girls, there's people who are makeup girls, and there's people who are outfit girls. And I think each girl picks one. I'm an outfit girl. Like I do the same thing with my hair and makeup. Like I never switch it up. Yeah. But I will go hard on my outfit. Yeah, Sally looked really freaking cool. Yeah. She's cool. Her thing is like she loves sprinkles. And she was like, my brother made me my own like thing of sprinkles. And I brought it with me, and I kept trying to give people some and they thought I was trying to give them drugs. That's funny. But yeah, so I don't know. But yeah, there's another girl who I don't know if she lives in Dallas, which granted I just kind of shit on Dallas at the beginning of this episode, but she tried to have like a super original, spicy take about Dallas influencers, calling them boring, how they all do this thing. I feel like Dallas has been getting a lot of hate online and it's kind of getting me annoyed. You know why? Because the majority of people who do that literally heard from here. And it's it's annoying because it's like if you hate Dallas so much, like just go back to where you came from. You know what I mean? Or like move to the next cool city. Like, I don't know. I've seen a lot of things. I can understand how Dallas is overwhelming for some people. I was thinking about this because I drive around the city all day for work. I think I think about like our friends when I I first moved here, you y'all were still in college station. Yeah. I think if you're not used to the city, the city, it's not as fast paced as like New York or anything like that, but it is at a level that can be intimidating, especially with like the money and stuff and what people wear. Like people, like it's a city. I don't know how else to describe it. Like I truly don't. And I remember like they didn't really want to come to Dallas. Like it was a big change of college here. Yeah, if you would have told me in college like you're gonna live in downtown Dallas after you graduate, I'd be like, why the hell am I doing that? Like, but I love it now. It boomed when we were in college and we came back, and all of a sudden Dallas is like really cool. Really? I feel like it's recently boomed. Really? I remember right at the start of it. Yeah, my first year here after college, like it was it was not at the level it is now. Like the four years over this past four years, it's it's really like turned into something else, which is cool though. Like it's cool. Yeah, yeah. Like being from here, it's exciting, but I do think there's a lot of people who are I'm tired of the comments of people who aren't from here. Like, I don't it's such a weird concept to move to a place and then complain about it. Well, yeah, I I yeah, I mean, if I moved somewhere and I didn't like it, then I would just you know move. But literally, I don't understand just how do I word this? I don't understand like genuinely caring that much about it, you know what I mean? And this girl, I saw so first there's a TikToker though, I I just call Chris in Dallas, who's like your Dallas gay uncle or gay bustie or something like that. Like that's his brand, and it is his like that's who he is. And I his content, he's funny, and like his bit is like he drinks wine on the golf car and stuff like that, and he's on the KD Trail and he goes to like the big Dallas spots, and he like he'll give reviews and like talk about new Dallas spots. He also, yeah, like that's what I'm saying. Like, he has some helpful stuff. Yeah, he has some helpful stuff. Yeah, and so and he's so like I don't know, like, he's just so likable. He's just so likable. It's hard. How do you hate a a fabulous gunkle? I don't know. I really don't know how that bothers you. Well, this girl, this weeny whiny girl, got on and was like, I literally want to gouge my eyes out because these Dallas influencers are so boring and all this stuff. And she shares a video of this girl who is easily half her age. Easily half her age. I remember when she first came, like started posting, and she was so new and like nobody's cute. Yeah, she's adorable. She's cute. And again, she shared, like, thank you for telling me about this. Yeah, and it's like, oh my god, is my restaurant review that annoying? Like, I'm sorry, did I royally offend you by going to the opening of Delilah? She's so bad she wasn't invited. Did I really know? I was bad too. I was like, literally, screw these and I was like, I'm gonna get my shit together like happy people for moving here. You wanna see me like this from now on? Like, I'm trying. I'm trying. Literally, like, I get it being from here and seeing all these people flying, get on these brand deals. I'm like, excited. But it's exciting, like it's exciting for her. Good for us. Yeah, and this lady. Good for the academy. Yeah, so she's like, y'all just do the same thing over and over again. You literally, you go to her page, her entire page is just her sitting here with her face, like tearing someone to filth and all this stuff. And she was talking about how, you know, she was like, these Dallas influencers, it's that gay guy and a shit ton of blondes, which I mean, it's a pretty accurate description of Dallas influencers, is Chris, and it is a lot of blondes, but that's always been Dallas. Dallas has always been a lot of blondes. The South has always been a lot of blondes, I feel like. Yeah, for sure. So, anyways, but she's like, I blocked him, and it's like, but she couldn't leave it at that. Like, you still feel so left out that you had to post up on your porch, probably in Lakewood, not Highland Park, and rant about these Dallas influencers and how annoying they are, and all they do is the same thing. And it's like, okay, well, they're having more fun than you, clearly. Like, you just sit there and like hate on them. And he posted a really funny clap back from using. That's the video I saw. No, I want to tell you my experience. So, like when I saw that video, I was like, what could this be about? Like him doing the Miranda Priestley video. I was like, what could this possibly be about? I click on the comments to try to see like if someone was gonna tell me. Yeah, and the first comment I see is you yes, I left a positive comment. People are like, whatever. And I thought it was sweet, but I was like, wait a second, like Rachel knows what's going on. Yeah, no, I had to dig to find out like what it was too, and it made me so mad because it's like just the thought of someone upsetting my comfort gungle. He was upset by it. I think honestly, like if you really think about it, it's some good attention. No, it is, and so like he did nothing wrong, they did nothing wrong. No, he literally did nothing wrong, he didn't they didn't say anything controversial, they didn't say anything that was out of touch, in my opinion. Yeah, they he's just like, and if anything, like he gives people in Dallas a hard time. You know, like in a funny way. Like he's poking fun at Dallas in a way that is relatable and true. Yeah, and it's like a breath of fresh air a little bit. Like, yes, thank you for pointing that out. He can make fun of our likes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And yeah, like it just seemed very out of the place. She's literally so mad that she's not friends with him. He replied to my comment too. No way. He replied, I love you. Uh-huh. I saw it at like first thing Saturday morning. I was like, Oh my shit. Do you think he knows who you are? He said you met him through. No. But anyways, yeah. So that's who you are now. I know. It made me so happy that he saw that. He, I also was watching some of his videos because they were popping up after, you know, I was looking at through his stuff, and there is like his husband is starting to be like a little more comfortable on the table. And he's funny. Yeah. He like said something, he was like giving Chris a hard time. I literally just watched it this morning. They're on their golf cart on the way to Cafe Pacific in Highland Park Village. See, like, you're so mad that that's not you. I know. I wish I had my custom golf car and was driving to Highland Park Village. When it's just like as as annoying as it is. But listen, he was like, he was like, Do you think we're gonna be the youngest people there? And his husband was like, I will be. And Chris is like, wow. Like, it was funny, he's funny. Well, and it's like as much as it might annoy you, granny, mean old lady, um, that's a very accurate description of what like down, like Dallas Highland Park is like. Like, they get on their golf car with their wine, they go to their favorite restaurant. Being seriously, like this, guys, we went to we went to Shinsei this week. We went to Shinsei this weekend to for our friend, like he's hosting a dinner, and it was a really sweet idea to like meet friends and everything like that. And we were across the table from these this guy and this girl who were so sweet. And I don't know how Dallas came up. Earlier, it came up that we were from South, like you told them we were from South Lake, and then we were just talking about like Dallas and January. Yeah, we're talking about the dynamics of Dallas, and Rachel goes, because we talk about this all the time, how broken. They were they were talking about how going out in Dallas, like certain parts of Dallas going out, makes you feel old. And she was like, she was like, she was like, I don't, she was like, I don't really ever feel old, but I do feel poor. And they they look at her at the same time and they go, oh they were like, uh so bad. To try not to laugh at her because like later that night they were talking about like the TV shows we like, and Rachel was like, hot take, I really like Orange is the new black. And again, they're like until Rachel's porn likes prison shows. Yeah, Rachel's like, Rachel's porn likes prison. Yeah, prison shows. No, orange is a new black, it was is intense, but it's a good plot. I think you like it because you're so confrontational. But no, it's not that. It's kind of it's like thrill like a thriller vibes. It's kind of strange. Anyway, it was just so funny. But that I thought I really wish we like somehow could watch that on camera because that was a great representation of Dallas. Yeah, like it was such a good Oh, you're poor. They're like, oh. And then he goes, Wait, you're from South Lake. I was like, again, doesn't change the fact that you know they were so fun. And we that night we went, first of all, I don't know, anyone who loves Shinsei is like my people, right? And then they wanted to go to Inwood Tavern, so it's like yes, like you're my people times two, right? And then we went to Roundup, which I hadn't been there in so long. That was my first time going there. Oh my gosh. So much fun. If you are a girly or a gay in Dallas and you haven't been to Roundup, you need to go with your friends. And I would suggest wearing comfortable shoes because I wore a pair of Lizzie's shoes, which mind you, I just bought a pair of nine and a half heels at the end. Yeah, Rachel's got some pink. And they were tight. They were tight, dude. I've got some stompers, okay? Listen, you have paddles as feet. I do, but I'm also I have D1 jeans. No, Rachel, no, you don't. Listen, stallions. Rachel, stallion. I have some, no, you don't. Yeah, I tried, Rachel. No, you don't. We had you one time in high school try to play first base so we could hit some ground balls and we threw a ball at you, and you couldn't get a big ball. Okay, just you don't have to play a sport with balls to be D1, okay? You you do not have D1 jeans. I don't know where this attitude of you coming up like, I'm a big girl, I'm tall. I'm D1. I've never I've never said I'm tall because I wish I was taller. You were on some side of the TikTok that has got you brainwashed. No, I wish I was. I don't think I'm tall. I wish I was taller. I was talking about. Ditto. But just because you have big ass feet doesn't mean you're D1 jeans. No, I think I think the Your kids can have big ass feet and trip all over them all day long. I've got big feet and broad shoulders. You can't tell me that's not useful. You can that can just make them unbalanced. No. You're pissed. Pissing me off. Did it make me unbalanced? I got D1 jeans. Fuck off. Genuinely fuck off. You're gonna try to trap some many. I just got D1 jeans. I think your magazine don't have D1 jeans. You're dainty. I am dainty and I'm athletic. Quick like a cat. No, you're not. No, I wasn't, but I played, I played it at I played sports. Okay, I ran track. I played sports too, just because I picked competition cheer. You want to tell me that you're more of an athlete than me when I did competition cheer? Rachel. Get a grip. Get a grip. Get a grip. I did CrossFit softball. Okay, you didn't compete in CrossFit. Relax. You did cross. You went to the gym and did CrossFit. There's a difference. I trained in CrossFit. Okay. I played softball. Okay. I also danced. Okay. I'm athletic. Okay. I'm not saying you're not. You literally did. I said you're not D1. Neither are you, baby. There's a difference between high school and athletic team. I'm telling you right now. Guess what? Guess who got a better score at Caroline Olympics? What is that? Caroline's Olympics thing. I was on the winning team. No, you weren't. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 42:07

Yes, I was helped.

SPEAKER_00 42:09

Yes, I was. I was on the winning team. You can be more athletic than me. That's not what this conversation was about. All I was saying is I have D1G in the city. The conclusion of this conversation needs to build large people. No, you don't. Yes, I do. Why are we so worried about this? Because like what is this kick you're on? It's the world of the kit. Yes, you yes. I'm just saying it's D1 because I got big feet, bro, and shoulders, bro. Dude, I'm gonna pull up a picture of me and Pete Comp to Jira Days, and I'll show you my traps. Okay. Dude, no. I was strong. I'm athletic. I did fucking backflips, bro. Okay. I don't know why. G1 jeans is so. I don't know why you're so annoyed. You're actually so annoying. That's the most pick me cringy thing you've ever said. Not pick me cringy because of my G1 jeans.

unknown 42:56

Fuck off.

SPEAKER_00 42:57

Genuinely fuck off. Alright. Well, I hope your kids are. Your dainty little kids will be really good at art or something. Yeah. Be rich. And my kids with their paddles will be swimming and going to the Olympics. Yeah. With a wide ass wingspan that they got from Mama in her broad shoulders. Mom told me when we were kids, everybody was like she really wanted to play tennis because we had broad shoulders. She told me as a child. You're not have not been representing mom well. Last two things they've heard about her is that you said that she she told you you have broad shoulders, which we all do. All of us have broad shoulders, which is fine. Um and that she said you weren't endearing, which I mean, recently that little episode, that was a lot. You got really angry about me thinking that I could make I could breed big children, which is arguably It's just a this thing whole this whole stick you have going on that you're like big and tall is actually annoying. I have never sat here and said I'm big and tall. I've said I'm big, but like listen, the scale agrees. Like, I'm there's a There's no argument with that. Like, I'm not saying listen, I'm not sitting here, say, sitting here saying that I'm big and I'm proud. Like, that's that's I'm just saying I have big feet, broad shoulders. I can't wait to call it. That would usually be Ryan. I can't wait to call Mark Ryan and be like, Rachel said she's gonna breed D1. I mean, if I marry correctly, yeah. I mean, same. It's gonna help them. I don't know why you're so annoyed. So annoying. That was the like most annoying thing you've ever said. Why? So like I hated that. But it's okay. I have a big fan. I'm gonna breed D1 outlets. Okay, but I'm not the first person, I'm not the first person who've said that. I think you need to take down a little notch. I think you might be in Ludial or something. Oh, did you actually I also looked at my calendar and I'm gonna be in Ludial during Taylor's wedding, and I've already told myself like when I'm getting ready, I can't crash out. It's just like I'll look different because that's what it does. Luceal is what Sophie calls it. Luceal, yeah. Wow, I feared that day. Um well do you know what you're gonna be in? 25th? I don't. I don't track, I just like the two days before I hit the city. So you know I live, you don't know. You don't track your cycle. Not really. I mean, I can feel the difference. You know what I mean? Like, you know, you can feel the difference. Like I think I don't know which one right now, I'm not gonna lie, but I do know when Ludial is here. I know when Lucille arrives. That's what it's like for like a week. No, I'm it's two weeks. And two weeks. Isn't it crazy? We only get a week out of the month where we feel good. And then like the two days before it hits, I genuinely am so angry, paranoid, upset. Like just every I feel gargantuan. Don't yell at me for saying that. God. I've never been crucified so much for thinking I'm a big lady. Like, if anything, you would hate me more for talking about how skinny and like dainty I am. No, it's just I don't like I don't know what it is. I don't know what it is. I don't know if it's just because you're always, I don't know. But I think you're just, I think you're just you you're in the phase time of the month where being mad at me feels good. That's your neutral setting right now, is being angry with me. You're the fucking body. I didn't mean to offend anybody by also joking about my giant feet. They're huge. Okay, but that doesn't result in D1 babies. Oh my god. Lizzie, tall boys have big feet, right? That doesn't automatically make them D1. Oh my god. Like I regret ever making that joke. Good. I hope you do. Oh my god, I can't wait for your 5'8 son to get squished by my 6'4 daughter because I married a gargantuit man. Okay, that doesn't mean I'm not gonna marry a gargantuit man. Oh my god. This is a never-ending cycle. Like, why? Like, that's what's annoying about it, is that you like genuinely like She's so mad that I have big babies. Like, what if you fall in love with someone who's 5'8? I'm not going to. Well, you don't know that. I do know that. Okay. That doesn't mean that I automatically. You know when you know when Lizzie's freaking tork is when her eyebrows are naturally in this rest of it. Like, that doesn't mean, like, I don't know why you have in your head that you think that I am so short and I that means I will marry short. I don't know. You've always said this. Yes, you do. You do it all the time. I never said- You just did! You just said I'm gonna have a 5'8 son! I I never said you would marry someone five. I said you have a five'eight son. Okay, what? Because you're an inch taller than me.

SPEAKER_01 47:51

I don't know why they're so mad.

SPEAKER_00 47:52

Because you're fucking right, you're doing it on purpose. That's why you're laughing. You're fucking doing it on purpose. Like, you're the fucking Marst. You do it on purpose. You know you do. I just said I have big feet. No. Shut up. Actually, shut up. Oh man. You have one more thing to say. We've already been doing this for 15 minutes. Wrap it up. Oh man. I pray for me, I guess. After this pod and in childbirth because my big ass kids. Look at her eye. Her eyes are black. There's steam coming off of her head right now. I hate you. I hate you. I think you need to go home. You need to lay down. You're just like a man. Like, shut up. Put on your favorite person. You're a man. You're a man. I'm not a man. You are. Oh, yeah, you are. Because you're gonna, you're a big girl, right? You're practically a man with your paddles and you're degrading. Oh, you need to go home and take a nap and put a heating pad on. You're just like a man. I think you are. Oh my god. You know, this rage is more manly than I think what I'm portraying. You're calculated in evil. You're evil. Because I said I would have dehapped calculated in evil. Okay. I don't think I'm gonna be able to say anything that's gonna make you happy. So maybe we should call it. See hauled the next one. I don't know what that was. Um it was you just saw what it was like growing up with Rachel. I think they saw what it was like growing up with you. Whatever. Loser. You and you were all right. Well, don't trip over your paddles on the way out. All right. Don't fall in the crack in the sidewalk. Yeah, because I'm skinny. Yeah.

unknown 49:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 49:54

See what I mean? Like, I don't know why that makes you so mad. It doesn't make me mad. What maybe what does it make you? It makes you something. Because if someone was like, no, you're so little and dainty, I'd be like, oh my god, like, yes. Like I'd be so excited, and that would be it. What makes me mad is that you since you in your head think that I'm so little and frail and short and pocket size, whatever the fuck you want to call it, that therefore I'm not gonna end up with someone who's big, tall, and a gorgeous man. But that's not what I said. It's essentially what you said. No, what did you say? You said no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. What I said was because of my big me. I'm gonna say anything about you. You said your 5'8 son is gonna get squashed by my 6'4 daughter. That says nothing about your husband. Yes, it does. It could just be that you depleted his height. Actually, fuck Elizabeth. It's not how that works. If I marry someone who's 6'5, 6'4, my son's not gonna be 5'8. Literally says You're fucking calm major. That's not how genes work. You're not scared. She's just doing this on purpose. No, I'm not. I literally just said I'm gonna have D1 kids because I have big feet, and she erupted. You know that scene from Hercules where Hades downstairs and he finds out that Hercules is still alive, and flames bust out of every appendage in his body. That's just what happens. So um She does it on purpose. I know y'all don't know. No, I didn't! But she does she does it on purpose, and then she's like, All right. Love you guys. Bye.