Something About the Desire to be Unrelatable

We dive into the iconic Acquired a Husband bachelorette and the women of pop culture, Rachel tries to convince Lizzie she has ADD, and shares her thoughts on pitting big boobies blondes against each other!

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SPEAKER_01 0:00

You know how I brick my phone?

SPEAKER_00 0:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 0:02

So I don't go on social media all day. And so when I do open TikTok, it serves me like the creme de la creme. Mm-hmm. Have you been seeing these viral dumplings? I like don't understand. That's the creme de la creme. I no, no, let me let me show you this TikTok. There's these kids who like talk. Listen, there's these kids who uh like they have this case, it looks like a dumpling case, and they open it and it's like a squishy, like jello dumpling thing. Listen, and all of these, and there's like special colors. And these parents, I are you watching slime videos too? No, these parents record their kids' reactions to like whatever one they got, and I guess there's one that's rare, the glitter one. There's this video of two sisters. I saved it because I literally almost choked on my water. It's literally us as kids. But one was their older, and they went for like the sister's birthday, and she didn't want to go first. She wanted to go last the girl's birthday. And so the older sister opens it and she gets the glitter one, and then the younger sister's birthday is just like she's sitting there dead faced. She opens it and it's just like this ugly color red. She goes, And the older sister's like, uh. And the dad's like, the dad just like stops her and he's like, oh. But no, this one is almost 18 million views. It is these two sisters, it was it is literally us. Click on the first one right there. We're gonna have to we'll screen share it. We're gonna have to screen share. Turned up. She's like the first not big one. No words, no words, but like there was something transformed between the yeah, no, sister fights are the best. They're the best. Yeah. Well, I don't know how we went. Because I know exactly how both of those sides feel. Uh-huh. Oh my god. Yeah. So that's just it just reminded me of silly bands and just like, I'm glad kids have I thought about silly bands. Like it just God, like those are gonna get banned soon. They're gonna get banned. Banned. They're like, because I bet you they're gonna like start trading them at school. Yeah. And they're gonna start screening a distraction. Yeah. So in uh second grade, yeah, I was in Mr. Garvey's class and Mr. Garvey loved me. He called me Mouth of the South because I never stopped talking. And there was this like ticket like reward system that he had for good behavior. Like if you got a perfect grade on a you know, math quiz or whatever, you got a ticket. If you were, if I was quiet that day, I got a ticket. Like, and then every Friday, like we would get to choose from like the treasure box or like maybe like the end of the month or whatever. Well, one day I like came to school. I don't know how I got my hands on this, but it was one of those like boxes or kits that had like grippers, cool erasers, eraser toppers, mechanical pencils, highlighters, like just I was strapped going into school that day. And I remember I like opened it up, and like all my classmates were like, What do you have? Like, we want that. And I essentially was like, I mean, I'll give it to you, but like that cost one ticket, that cost three tickets, like all this stuff. I started trading my stuff for tickets. And so I had like 300 tickets, like the all the classes' tickets, or something like that. And I just kept trading like for their tickets, and their teacher didn't know that. Our teacher didn't know that. We get to the end of the month or a quarter or whatever, and quarter, and it's time to like pull from the treasure box, and like I'm the only one sitting up there because like I'm the only one who has tickets, and he and like all the kids are just like like not paying attention to it. And he's like, I Rachel, why are you the only one up here? And they were like, She has all the tickets. Like, I was like, I'm the only one with tickets. He was like, Why are you the only one with tickets? Like, I've been giving all your classmates tickets, and I was like, I traded for them, like, and all this stuff. And he was like, No, Rachel, like those tickets are supposed to reward them for good behavior. If they do good behavior, they get good grades, like all this stuff. They come up here and they get to buy something for the from the treasure box. And he said, I looked at him and I was like, I have my own treasure box. And he was like, Okay, where is it? And I was just like, it's over there. I was like, I got my own treasure box, open it up. He's like, I couldn't argue with that. I got my own treasure box, yeah. So hustling, literally hustling, hustling, hustling. I think it's time to talk about acquiring a husband. Dude, I saw this TikTok today that was like, when is the first when's the last time someone asks like a male influencer that they're not really told then that they're not relatable? I saw you were posted and that they're out of touch. I this is how you know not to be pick-meat, that we're cool. When I saw that, I because in my head, thinking about my bachelorette trip, even though I'm the most single I've ever been, when I think about it before, even seeing this online, in my mind, we're flying private. Right, we're going hard, we're in a villa on a private island, like we're sending it. So seeing that, I was like, perfect. Now I know exactly where to go. Yeah, now sharing, and thank you for influencing me because that will be like thank you. Also, when I'm at that point in my life, I don't want to be relatable. Yeah, I don't want you to feel like you relate to me. I have no plans to be relatable. No, I have no plans to live an average life. And I like Women of America, I thought we were past this. Like, no, and Claudia made a TikTok and she was like, no one hates women more than other women. Literally, they're just so jealous. They're so jealous. The TikTok that I reposted had a ton of stats that would make me sound really intellectual and like I really know my stuff. But it's just, it's so tired. Like leaving hate comments is chooggy at this point. Like leaving hate comments is very like millennial choogy. And no, seriously, like what are you doing? Get off your phone. I mean, I'm on my phone, but in a different way that you're on your phone. If you are genuinely leaving hate comments, like you're this is so out of touch, like out of touch from what? Out of touch from what? I will say I did I did something kind of mean. I saw like another TikTok and it was like this girl, no, no, no, I would never, I would never. You responded to a hate call. No, no, no, I would never. I would never. Um, it was this girl doing her like Bachelorette penthouse tour. Right. And I sent it to Chloe, and I was like, this does not hit as hard as you posting it the same day as a private jet tour. But I told her, and she was, and then she called me and she was like, seriously, like, we were just gameplaying like how the hell Chloe's like, I'm working two jobs, like, there's no way we can afford it. I was like, they can't afford it either. Yeah, it's possible. They just post it online, yeah. It's they just make TikToks. We all can make TikToks, we all can make content. That is the beauty of content creation, is that you have it doesn't cost any money. Yeah, you can start from nothing. Be please be you're gonna make noise. I'm trying, I'm trying. Just hold it like that, just hold it still. Like, just chill, bro. Yeah, I know. People like everybody, like there's no degree required. There's I'm serious. Like, you don't have to go to college, you just have to be able to talk in front of a camera, share something. You either need to be entertaining, and entertaining, you neither need to educate. I'm trying to think of the ways you can make contact. Like, what could you do? Like you could be really funny entertaining. You can educate. What the fuck are you talking about?

SPEAKER_00 9:07

It's really hard for you.

SPEAKER_01 9:09

What is be entertaining? And entertaining and gotta educate. No, I'm just saying, like, those are your options, right? Like, you gotta draw people in somehow. You either need to make their life easier, well, like it works to entertain. I'm not gonna be able to get them from where it's like, okay, I follow this person because like I related to them, like I like the same things as them, and now they're on a private jet, and like I'm not on a private jet, and like feeling like they're not your comfort creator anymore. Like, I saw comments, it's like it's not that I'm like angry at her, it's just that she used to be like my comfort creator, and like I felt like I related to her, and like that's one thing, but I'm sorry, just this whole like but like let people grow. Well, the stupid comments about like in this economy that's so out of touch, like shut up, like just shut up, shut up, leave people alone. I'm so annoyed with it. Like, it was like that one Dallas girl who like was shitting on Dallas influencers, calling them boring. Like, if you think someone's boring, then just keep scrolling. Like, I don't understand the thought process of leaving hate comments. If you don't like their content, unfollow them. Like, they're good for it. They have plenty of new followers showing up.

SPEAKER_00 10:24

Like, oh, I'm just so over the bitter women of America. I'm over it.

SPEAKER_01 10:28

Yeah, I know. I just like if people just shifted their perspective a little bit. Rachel, the finger, the one finger holding it is really distracting. Um okay, well. There you go. Now it's covering my face. Oh. Anyways, no, yeah, acquired style. I didn't follow them super close because I'm not gonna lie, I can't really tell them apart. But I think they're cool. They're cool. They seem like cool girls. New York influencers, and I'm happy for them. Yeah. I'm happy for them. Listen, I will and I'll hit them up when it's my turn to figure out what I gotta do. Seriously. Yeah, and she got she got to a hundred, not a hundred, a million followers on that trip because of that trip. It worked. It worked, yeah. And if I was her, I would get on my phone and be like, she also did make a funny, like, I forgot what song it was. People say, like, jealous for what? On their way back home on the private jet. If I was her, I'd be like, You thought this was bad? Yeah, wait till my wedding. Well, and everyone's like till my wedding. Oh my gosh, it's like unknown beauty brand. I'm like, now they're known. Yeah, who Swan Beauty is now? Yeah, which is crazy that like a small brand like that can afford. I think she may. I don't know. I don't know. I I I don't know. We don't know the logistics behind it because we're not at that level yet. But yeah, I'm so are these jealous women, these jealous, jealous women. Y'all are the ones who are out of touch, truly. To think that y'all like to think that you genuinely have a right to comment on someone's post about like one of the most fun trips of their life because you don't like it, and it makes you feel jealous. You're the one who is so out of touch, babe. Like you need to put your phone down, you need to break your phone, and you need to get back to work. Yeah, like all it is is motivating. Like, that should make you like get up there and make a video. I I did see an influencer talking about it. She was like, influencers and people who live really fun lives, they're not bragging. You take it that way because you feel bad about where you're at in life. Like, truly. So just a little perspective. Um if you were gonna make content, what would you make it? Honestly, like I don't really think I would have like a shtick or like a brand yet. I think I would just make TikToks about my life. Maybe just you know, being young and does that hurt y'all's feelings? Be saying that I'm young, being young and single, and like always being with my friends, probably just like relatable because I was looking around my house. Until you're not, yeah, until I'm not. I was, I was that's the goal. That's the goal, yeah. No, I was looking around my house today, and I was just like, I have no part of my life together right now. Like, yeah. I'm really struggling with the state of my home because I'm trying to do my, you know, get dressed with me's because I feel like I'm good at them.

unknown 13:29

I feel like you are too.

SPEAKER_01 13:30

I just need to do them more, but I don't enjoy my background or my setup. My closet is so small, and then like to put my tripod is annoying, but then my room doesn't have good lighting, and then my living room is nowhere near setup. Yeah, I just forget, and that's where I I was asking for advice on what to do, but yeah. Okay, so what do you want advice for? What should I where should I film in my house, you think?

SPEAKER_00 13:55

I don't know.

unknown 13:58

I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 14:05

I don't think I know your house well enough. Oh my god. That was like that was like when grandad were like, you want some uh you want some of your food? He goes, no, no. No, I don't know. Okay, cool, thanks. Um anyway, go for where you said. Just find a blank wall. Oh, I feel like that's boring. You don't you don't think so? No, I think your setup right now is fine. I think it's relatable. No, but I was looking around my house. I was like, I don't have anything together. Um, I will say, I do have ADD. I am unmedicated, and you I don't think you have ADD. I think you just want to be. I'm diagnosed with ADD. Who diagnosed you? A psychiatrist. When? This past year. When? What do you mean when? When? In the fall. Who'd you go to? I've been talking to someone through my benefits at work. So a psychology psychiatrist made you take the ADD test and you Yes, they asked me all these questions. Yes. Can I finish something? Is one of the questions. And I was like, mmm, when there's money on the line, yes. I don't why do you think I want this? Like, this is whatever. You think I want ADD? I think you're just You think I want a mental disorder. Yeah. Okay. It's just annoying that like the thing you made fun of me for my whole life now, all of a sudden. I didn't make fun of me for your ADD, I made fun of you for not being able to read. You that's different. It's not ADD. Right? It's dyslexia. I I was never diagnosed with dyslexia. Anyways, but technicality. I I'm not like, and here's why you know that I don't want ADD, is because I don't want to take anything for it. Because I don't I don't take anything for mine anymore. Okay. Well, people are different. That's okay. I think we're going down the same path that we did when we're talking about. No, I'm just saying, like, no, I'm just no, I'm just telling, I'm telling you, like, you can't have ADD and not take medicine and be able to go through. Like, you can do it. There's just different, you just have to approach tasks differently than a normal person would because you have a you have to approach it with your ADD mindset. Okay. So, but yeah, you you can tell in my house. I don't just leave it at that. What's going on there? Um, you can just like you can look through my house and just like see my trail of like starting something but not finishing it, if that makes sense. Like unpacking, but not all the way. Cleaning but not all the way. Cooking something and then doing the dishes, but like not all the way. And so that's really the best way I can describe it. And like, like there's a suitcase in my living room and a clean spaghetti pot in my office, because I have it fully unpacked. Like, there's just like things that I like being honest, like I don't really remember putting them there. But at some point in time, I was just like walking around holding it and like put it down. No, I lose my stuff there. I lose my stuff constantly now, and that's the thing where I'm like, okay, that's it. That makes me every time I can't find something, I start crying. No, it makes you crazy. Like that's the one thing I'm like, I don't understand. Like, that's why you make fun of me how I don't remember things. Like, I jit I genuinely like I do not remember things. And even though I'm like, I understand a lot from like childhood and stuff. I like I know I was there, I know I was talking to someone, couldn't tell you what we talked about. No, genuinely at work, my thoughts. That's why I'm genuinely afraid of someone being like, you said this at this time, I'd be like, no, I didn't. I I probably could have because I don't remember shit.

unknown 18:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:00

I know you're gonna use that in an argument, but no, yeah, and that is a weird thing because I do I remember things well long term, short term.

SPEAKER_00 18:10

I'm like, wait, what are we talking about?

SPEAKER_01 18:13

You know what I mean? Especially at work, starting to affect my work, but anyways, that's why just make content, lock in on this, and then we can go be unrelatable together. My goal is to be unrelatable on our Bahamas trip.

SPEAKER_00 18:30

100%.

SPEAKER_01 18:31

Do you think as mom's gift for my birthday, she'd buy my Bahamas outfits?

SPEAKER_00 18:40

I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 18:42

What do you know, Rachel? Here's what I know. Um, what do you think? I think so. Y'all want to hear a funny story? So y'all saw the last episode, right? Y'all saw the last episode where um Dr. Octopus over here ripped my head off. Have you not seen that from Spider-Man with the guy with the villa with the trench coat? Anyways, I don't I want you to know if you ever asked to borrow this kill shot. I don't know if I will. Anyways, y'all, like anyone who knows Lizzie well knows that like physical touch and like affection is just like not her thing, and like being sweet is just not her thing. Not because like she's a mean person. She's not a mean person. When I describe Lizzie to people who don't know, I genuinely say she has the worst resting bitch face you've ever seen. You're gonna think she hates you, but she's actually like one of the nicest people. And like I genuinely say, I'm not just saying that now. I'm like, she's actually like way nicer than a lot of people that you meet and like so accepting. Like she just looks at you, she hates you, and she wants to kill you. She wants to punch you in the face. Although she often does want to punch me in the face. Anyways, this weekend we were with our family, and it was the strangest thing. Like, we're eating dinner, and my big fat chud self was eating spaghetti, and like there's like snacks and hors d'oeuvres and like shit like all over the counter, and like so. People were like often standing behind you, like moving around and like all this stuff. And from behind me, I feel I feel this little teeny tiny hand, just like I don't have a teeny hand, stop to have she this little tiny hand just like rubbed like my like shoulder slash back, and I literally was like, because I knew Lizzie was behind me, but I was just like waiting for someone to walk around and be like, okay, maybe that was Sarah or cousin or Madeline or something. Madeline was right there, Sarah's right there. And then she came around and I literally was like, Did you just do that? Are you okay? I was expecting her to like be upset or something. Like, I was shook. I was like, well, genuinely, what just happened? Any of our friends know, if y'all ever saw Lizzie, just come over and just like to me, to anyone, but to me, oh, it was so crazy. It was so crazy. And our sister, you know, didn't see it. She was like, I'll believe it when I see it. Frankly, so because I genuinely was just like rude. What was that? What did I do to deserve that? What's that? Where'd that come from? I don't know. I think I was just genuinely like having so much fun with our family. With me, no, with our family, and like I don't think I laughed that hard in a really long time. Yeah, dude, the cousin crew were fun. Dude. We're so funny. It makes me not it makes me feel sad that I wish I just wish we spent more time together as kids. Or if we look closer. I know, but Zach is I was thinking about it yesterday. I was giggling to myself how funny Zach is. And he was saying his girlfriend was like, Zach, you're just like the goofiest guy I've ever met. Just like that. He was like, I was like, stop. No, he is. The dude like makes noises. Do you know? Do you remember when he's a kid though? He was always like knee mugging, like dude, he was a grumpy little kid. He was just such a grumpal ump. And now he's like, he's never mad. And Sarah was the opposite of what he's getting. Now Sarah's the stoic one. I know. Yeah. Dude, Sarah's funny when she talks about Zach too. Like, oh my god. You know, like no one just like knows you as well as your siblings know you. And so the way she clocks him is like really funny. She's not mean, but like me as you, shit. But you literally were just saying I'm the nicest person ever. To other people. I don't know if we need to play back what happened last pod episode. Right, right, right, right, right. But I feel like I do, I'm your comfort person right now, so I do feel like I get the worst. Morgan, Morgan Stewart said something in her podcast. I love her podcast, but I love everything about her. Everything about her. I die. She was talking about how her daughter, like, she is her safe space for her daughter. And so she her daughter would just like let out all her frustration and just like unleash. And I was like, yeah, I never really thought about like moms being like that. But yeah, I feel like with you, like, I don't have to, I'm not holding anything back.

SPEAKER_00 23:16

No.

SPEAKER_01 23:16

There's no point.

SPEAKER_00 23:17

I'm never holding anything back with anyone ever.

SPEAKER_01 23:20

Oh, I don't. I just say things all the time. You say it all the time. You're like, I don't know how you're so confrontational. I don't really take it as confrontation. I just like you enjoy confrontation. I don't enjoy confrontation. I don't see it as confrontation. I think our generation is so like bad and timid when it comes to communication because of these things. Like, I think people, if they're gonna say something mean, they're gonna be passive aggressive and say it over text. Like if I just have something to say, I just say it like very black and white. And I think because people our age are just such ninnies these days that it's taken as like basic communication is taken as confrontation.

SPEAKER_00 24:02

I'm just gonna be honest.

SPEAKER_01 24:04

And it's not because I love confrontation, it's just because I say things the way I see it. You know, Stasi Schroeder did a really good example. Like, she talked about this when she was on Call Our Daddy. When was she on that? A while ago. Yeah, a while ago. She made a really good point. She was like, there is a difference between being like black and white and just like saying things how it is, and how she was like the first two seasons of Vanderpump. She was like, I was one of those people that was like, I'm just gonna say it how it is, and if that hurts your feelings, then that's too bad. And she was like, No, I was actually just like a mean person then. And she even said she was like, There's a difference between just like being very frank and being confrontational. Because it's like, what do I have going on in my life to like confront someone over when you think about it? Like, what have I confronted anyone about recently? Because I only have cool people about like word. I really do. Word Rachel. Okay, um I kind of agree with that, but I don't know. I don't know. Um I think you just think that because I just give it right back to you. Well, that's fine. You can give it right back to me, but there's times where like you're upset with something, you're like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna call her up and I'm gonna say this, this, and this. And I'm like, alright. But again, it's like, why is talking about something you're upset about confrontational? Like, I feel like that's just basically. I just feel like for me, being an adult. If I was gonna call someone up and tell them I was mad at them, first of all, I do think it takes a lot for me to actually get mad. Like, I can get irritated with you, but to like mad to where I'm like, no, we're gonna like have a conversation about this. Right. You know, you know what I mean though? Like, how often am I like, no, I'm I'm gonna call her up? But that's the thing, it's like, why is it like I'm gonna call her up? Like, I'm just calling someone. Give me an example, give me an actual, actual example, not just like, oh, I feel like, but I don't know if you want me to say it. No. Because I know what you're talking about, but that's not like I don't think that's confrontation. I think again, that's just communication. I don't know, maybe I'm different. I think you're different. Don't make me side with the the Gen X's and the millennials, okay? No, I don't think millennials would agree with me on that. I think millennials are arguably the most passive aggressive generation you've ever met. I agree. I think they invented hate comments. I agree. That was fucking MySpace, dude. Yeah, MySpace ruined everything. Yeah, I agree with that. Yeah, I think the millennial passive aggressiveness is matched by Gen Z's whininess. I think there's like passive aggressive. This is, I hope this is taken the wrong way. Like Madeline, millennial passive aggressive. You, very confrontational. I'm not going. Me in the middle. Like, I think I I think on a scale of nothing to confrontational, it goes you, Madeline, me. I do not see that. I don't think you're in the I don't think you're in the middle. Are you serious? Yeah, no, and again, like I I truly think confrontational is the wrong word because it's like at least recently I can't think of a time where I'm like confronting. You know something I would confront you about? I was watching what? The Real Housewives of Rhode Island. Have you been watching that? Oh, what I freaking needed. Okay, so there's this girl named Joellen. Okay, and she's a horrible name. She kind of talks kind of crazy, but her intro is like how she's obsessed with her husband, and she chased after him, like yada yada yada. Pretty like she made it seem like forced, forced him into this. And he's he's a good looking, so is she.

unknown 27:50

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 27:50

And she made a joke about like, yeah, he used to date my sister. And then this scene happens where she works, like she works hard and she makes good money. She's on a work trip. She's like, Yeah, when I'm on work trips, my sister comes and helps run the house. The scene is her sister at their house doing laundry, and she is doing laundry and she holds up a pair of underwear. And I think I know I'm gonna mess up what she said, but you know, he comes in, the husband comes in. I don't know his name, I can't remember his name, but she's like, Oh, look, da da da da, I found your underwear, like smells like da-da-da-da. And he goes, 'Oh yeah, has a taste.' And then as they're like doing hash flours, they're like flirting with each other, not like innocent flirting, like flirting with each other. And she was like, ah, and then Joel and the commission's like, Oh, yeah, I don't care if people are like, da da da, like, this is harmless, it's harmless. Like, we're family, like all this stuff. And I'm watching it emotional shit for entertainment. My mouth is open and I am dying. And at one point, like Joel's back, Joel's back, and the sister and the husband and Joel and are in the their like backdoor sauna together, and he she the sister makes a comment, like, yeah, if I don't meet a man soon, like I'm gonna take his sperm. And he like winks at her, and Joel's just like sitting there. And I was I even said to myself, like, I hate arguing, but I would smack down when it came to that. You would never be around my family like such. No, it's insane. If you ever, first of all, if you ever asked me to go over to your house when you're out of town and do chores, when your husband's in the house, I'd be like, just do a fucking husband, do it. That's literally how that conversation would go. Second of all, if I agree, like, okay, I'll help you out, like whatever. And I find a pair of his undies, I'm pissed. No, and then I'm leaving it in the interview, like in their interview. Oh, God. She's like, well, they really didn't date. It's more of like touched their he touched her boob in eighth grade, like, whatever. That's so much worse. That's so much work. Like he touched her boob and they're flirting, and they look like it's not like, oh, it's funny. Like the way they're looking at each other, uncomfortable. I was like, this is on national television.

SPEAKER_00 30:18

What's the sister's name?

SPEAKER_01 30:19

I I can't remember. She's pretty too. Like, they're all pretty, all pretty people. I mean, I'm sure she is, but oh my god. They just gave me the ickys. Could you imagine? No. Disgusting. I've hated any man that you've talked to. Every man. Um, but that's what I'm saying. Like, that's to me, that's your brother. Yeah, dude. Dude, what's that? Disgusting. He said, How do they taste? Dude, I'm like to my future brother-in-law, I hope you know I'm never gonna be around you when she's not there. Well, there will be times when that will probably happen.

unknown 31:00

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 31:01

But hopefully it's like a normal relationship where y'all aren't flirting with each other. I don't see why I would have to hang out with him when you're not there. You already hate him? I'm already annoyed with him. Really? Why? I don't know. Just like get off my sister. Uh that just disgusted me. Yeah, dude. That's see, that's the. So that's why when you hear so that's when you hear like more relatable than that. And Joellen. Yeah, she's blind because she's like so in love with her husband. If you told me uh the guy that you just went on a date with touched my poop in eighth grade, I'd never see him again. I'd never speak to him again. Oh man. That's what I'm saying. Like, if they're doing that on camera, imagine when she's like, there's no cameras and she's not home. Like something has had to have happened.

SPEAKER_00 31:57

Yeah. It's so disgusting. That's so weird. People are so weird.

SPEAKER_01 32:01

People are weird.

SPEAKER_00 32:02

People are so weird.

SPEAKER_01 32:03

And do you think dare I say if she ever did anything, it'd probably be like a jealousy thing. Stemming from a jealousy thing. Yeah. I think there's a lot wrong with you if you want to go anywhere near your sister's husband in that way. Oh, 100%. I think there's a lot wrong with you. A lot. And I don't know if it's a jealousy thing or just, you know, people like them years ago used to be put in like homes and stuff. Like that kind of behavior used to get you like chastised. No, I rightfully so. They're it will always blow my mind when you think about like when you hear girls talking about the lore of their ex-boyfriend, you could hear like you hear all this crazy stuff, even like what we've both been through individually. Right. These people do these things, they go on with their lives. Yeah. People can ruin other people's lives. They're like, yeah, and then she just like went on and started a podcast. No, I don't think they, I don't think he talks about me ever.

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I think it hurts them too much.

SPEAKER_01 33:12

I think he that's very deep down, and he will never admit it. Um yeah, there's no way. Um behavior like that like coming from. You can ruin someone's life, yeah, and nothing can happen to you.

SPEAKER_00 33:27

They do it every day.

SPEAKER_01 33:28

Can you believe that? Women do it every day, yeah. Sometimes. Like sometimes it's just something to think about. Like, I just it's can we talk about the not so Mormon wives of OC for a second? No. Why? I guess. What do you want to say? I'm just gonna say this. Like, I get it. They're trying to do like essentially a different like housewife franchise. And I think this one might be a little more like relatable because everyone feels like they know them because they're influencers. They're influencers are not just these like like super affluent, rich people from the richest neighborhood of this major city, which is essentially what housewives are, and then like a couple of famous people like sprinkled in. But I mean, I I hate to be like, you know, essentially the weenie whiners that I was making fun of this entire podcast. But like, why are you gonna call something Mormon wives tick tock when there's wives and moms on there that have never been Mormon? You know what I mean? Like, what's the point of that? I get it, like Secret Lives of Mom talk, but it's just weird to call it Mormon wives when some of them have never been Mormon in their lives. Well, there's some housewives who have never been married and who aren't housewives. And that's a really good point. That's a really good point. Okay, that's that. Check check. I think I just don't like Avery Woods. Oh okay. I just don't. Okay, that's fine. She was mean. Rachel. Okay. Rachel. Yeah, I know. I am gonna watch the Morton Wives of OC, though. It looks like a good cast. It does look like a good cast because that Aspen girl and Madison Bontempo, who's been an influencer for a while. I think she's gonna plug her husband's music.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 35:25

I think they're gonna be at one of their husband, her husband's like shows or something.

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100%. And maybe he blows up. Hmm. Maybe. But yeah, all right. Also a phenomenon recently that I've been kind of tired of is the you know, big booby blonde girl on girl crime recently. And I think, and I'm not gonna name specific. Oh, really? I wonder if we're gonna talk about big booby blondes because I don't want to be able to do it. How discreet of you? I don't want people to be mad at me. Right, right, right. But recently, something that I'm also frustrated with Gen Z about is like I feel like we're kind of picking and choosing which big booby blondes like and which ones. Listen, first of all, Rachel yelled at me about this in the car. Yeah, because she was like, I don't like this girl. Like, she doesn't mean me. I was like, that's such a ridiculous take for someone like you don't know her. There's certain things. All right, I don't say it. Sydney Sweeney. I'll say it, we'll put it out there. We'll put it out there. I'll be confrontational. We'll put it out there. I think it's gonna bite me in the ass. I know. Maybe I just shouldn't say it. All right, well, you already said her name, bro. I know. Well, it's maybe I just shouldn't say what I think about it, but all I'm saying is I'm noticing that we're like picking certain, don't get me wrong, there are certain very pop problematic behaviors from her. She's dating Scooter Braun. Yeah. Like that's where I feel like where I get frustrated with her is when she's given she's given the ball, she fumbles. She's a professional rage baiter, that's what she does. Yes, like you, she's been given so many. I think she leans into the rage bait a little bit too hard, but oh my god. There are also some things that I feel like people just reach way too far with her on. And I think when there's other like cute little blondes that are famous, saying things that are also like super vulgar and like really putting themselves out there and like maybe writing like super vulgar songs about a house tour or something like that. Don't you dare. It's taken differently. Don't you dare. I know, but it's like if you want to get mad at her for dating Scooter Braun, I'm mad at her too. If you want to get mad at her for, you know, just like certain things that she said that are not okay, but whatever. Getting mad at her about her boobies. I'm not mad at her about her boobies. Some people are, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm not mad at her about her boobies either. But what I'm saying is there's some people on there that are like, oh my god, like, you know, if you want to say she sets women back for dating scooter brawn, 100%, I'm right with you there. And like the, you know, Central Park photo shoot, like, girl, please. But um, the like people getting mad at her about her lingerie brand, and like, oh my gosh, like no one has that build, it's so unrelatable. I think if you got like, you know, I'm gonna tell you what Coach Brown told me in eighth grade. She'd say, Girl, if you got it, flaunt it. Right. If you got it, flaunt it. Right. I'm not talking about her body, right? But I think there's people do, like, they just get so irritated. Like, all she is is a hot lawn with big boobs. And like, well, sometimes that's all you have to be. Sometimes that's all you have to be. Like, I mean, we're not gonna look, we're not gonna tell like we're not still the patriarch. Like, come on, please. Look what happened to acquired style. No one's asking freaking Mark Cuban to be more relatable. Okay, right. So I just think if you're gonna be frustrated with someone, like be frustrated with them about something that's like, first of all, that they can control. Like, she was born with those. I'm pretty sure she claims. They look real, they do look real. Put your boobs up to your chin, get us on a fucking chip. Put a corset on, put your tits up to your neck and do what needs to be done for our friends. Oh my god. We're sitting here game planning what we need to do to take off and be successful. You know the answer. It's raining. It's literally not, it's a spin. First of all, this makes sense because it's spring and cold. Okay. That has nothing to do with what you just said to me to do with my what you said about my trench coat has nothing to do with your boobies. It does make sense because you're telling me to put my boobies up to my neck when you're wearing a trench coat and a high neck. I don't have boobies I can put up to my neck to pull up. People don't want to see my secondies. They don't want to see your perkyls. Turn it off. Turn it off. I don't want to talk about this anymore. Talk about it. Oh my god, I have a job. Everyone like and comment if you want to see Rachel's time. I literally have a job. I'm wearing a sweatshirt for the audio listeners. Oh my god, you did it again. It's like you get crazy at the end. You can't help yourself. You freaking go off. I am trying to help us out. I don't I don't see how you could call me like the confrontational one after saying something like that. What doing it on the internet? You told me to put my boobies up to my chin. And you're gonna post it. If I'm confrontational, I don't know if that's bad. I just say take a page out of Sydney's book, it's working. No, I'm gonna take one out of Sabrina Carpenter's book. And be like Betty Boop. Yeah, she's because she's hot. And I get why she gets away because she's hot and like unproblematic. Like, I get it, I get it. Bring back hot and unproblematic. Right, thank you. You can be hot and unproblematic. Yeah, you know? So it's like what's her face, Olivia, who got canceled because she said she was on a rowing team and she wasn't. Her mom was in full house. What's her face? Someone was like, Why haven't you started a podcast? She was like, I don't have anything to say. She said that. You know, it's because she's like, Yeah, I don't have anything to say. Like, I bet you don't. I bet you don't. Isn't it funny? You can look it up. Anyways. Okay, guys. Well, this was not unproblematic. This was problems. Yeah. Every episode's problems. Started by you. Rachel, oh my god. I'm not putting my boobies on the internet. I'm not asking you to, but it like. You literally just, you just did. You literally just did. Alright, well then it's gonna take a lot longer. No, we're just gonna be funny. Okay. We're gonna be be relatable. We're gonna be the girl next door until it's not. The girls who can't afford their rent until we're not. I know. Yeah, no. Girls who can't. No, I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. Because you're hot and unproblematic. Because I'm hot and unproblematic, and I'm going to the Bahamas in a couple months. I was gonna make a comment about how a lot of people that we live around, like their parents help pay their rent. And again, like I'm not like hating, I'm saying I'm trying to be a weenie whiny Gen Zer. I'm jealous. I am so jealous. No, I went over to mom's house one Sunday. Can't relate to mom and wish you the best. That was a month I was working every weekend. And she was like, Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. I was like, You are? You want to help pay my bills? How sorry are you? Yeah, I was like, how sorry are you? You wanna help pay my bills? And she literally like open mouth hoo-hawed in my face. Yeah. I was like, I would say the same thing. Or I would laugh just as hard. I can't really blame her. Shh, maybe I'll convince her to buy my Bahama outfits for my birthday. She'll maybe buy you an outfit. Your outfits are very expensive. They're ridiculous. They're not relatable. I don't know. Again. She's not shopping at Target. I mean, sometimes you do. If you really like something, you'd buy it from Target. Yeah. Um, one day I won't. One day I will only buy the creme de la creme. Even Rachel Zoe said, I mean, we're talking about Target, not Zara, but even Rachel Zoe was like, Zara is like the best, though, sometimes. But this was great. Say bye. Bye.