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Bobby D and Mikey D are 2 Canadians who have been friends for longer than most people are alive and they have teamed up to give their perspective on the world through their lens. We are both licensed professionals in our fields of study and are willing to discuss the hot topics.
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Ballers & Bank Robbers: Adventures with Bobby D and Mikey D
Basketball economics has reached unprecedented heights with Shai Gilgeous-Alexander's staggering $71 million annual contract extension with the Oklahoma City Thunder. Bobby D and Mikey D unpack what this means for the league while comparing today's salaries to legends like Michael Jordan who, surprisingly, wasn't among the highest-paid players until late in his career.
We explore the fascinating psychology behind elite athletic performance as we dive into LeBron James' comments about Kevin Durant being the "purest scorer" in NBA history, which sparked Paul Pierce's bold self-comparisons to basketball legends. As we discuss, "it's the six inches between your ears that makes you different from everybody else" - highlighting how mental fortitude often matters more than physical talent.
The conversation takes unexpected turns through Diddy's recent legal troubles, local crime stories, and Netflix recommendations including "Good Girls," "Ozarks," and "Better Call Saul." We share personal anecdotes about gym experiences, tattoos with stories behind them, and hilariously dubious high school attendance records that'll have you reminiscing about your own teenage schemes.
Our unfiltered, free-flowing discussion creates the feeling of hanging out with friends who aren't afraid to voice unpopular opinions or share embarrassing stories. Whether you're a sports analytics junkie, pop culture enthusiast, or just enjoy authentic conversation, this episode delivers laughs, insights, and plenty of "did they really just say that?" moments.
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You Wood Think? Bobby and Mikey D
Hey everybody, Welcome back to you, Wood Think with Bobby D and Mikey D, Brothers from another mother. So today we're going to look at money basketball. Sga what's his real name?
Speaker 2:Shea Gildas Alexander, I can't say his name, his mom is mean.
Speaker 1:Good luck writing that as a young man. My name is good luck, right Like Anthony, yeah Right, anthony Hardaway, yeah FER, or whatever R, whatever anyway. So SGA just signed the biggest contract in the not LeBron, not LeBron yeah, not. Lebron yeah, sga just signed the biggest contract in history of the NBA, I believe don't quote me 71 million a year yeah, that's crazy 71 million and change so that's it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, okay, so that's an extension, right cuz that's an extension. I thought he was still. He was still under contract, so okay.
Speaker 1:Boy, they are not letting that guy go forever. That is crazy. Now once again we talked about this before the amount of draft picks that that team has is ridiculous, right? So you got your number one guy. He can score. We still don't know how he does it, but he does it somehow.
Speaker 2:The whole team is still locked up.
Speaker 1:They're young, they're going to get better, they're coachable, they listen. They are a problem. I think they're going to win more games next year. Yeah it could be. I think they're going to win more games.
Speaker 2:I think they're still the favorite. I mean, you know same. I guess Boston was still the favorite to repeat, you know, repeat at the beginning of this year.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and I mean look what happened, right. But it is what it is. Okay, so that's SGA. Well, good for him, he got his money.
Speaker 2:That's crazy.
Speaker 1:It's crazy money. I mean Michael Jordan's probably going. He got how much money a year, how much?
Speaker 2:Yeah, if you go back to Jordan, I believe he was right until the last couple years he barely got paid at all.
Speaker 1:He was not the highest paid player no, not at all, Not even close right.
Speaker 2:And then because they used to sign you know deals for 10 years kind of thing, back in the day right, I remember I was a bunch of mornings on the big one.
Speaker 1:Now baseball is doing that now 120 million for 10 years or something like that 120 million for 10 years.
Speaker 2:yeah, ooh, big money. This is probably like a four-year $287 million deal.
Speaker 1:You got people that I don't even know their name making $20 million a year, yeah Right. Who Does he play? Well, yeah, you know, just some stupid owner threw some money out, you know, all right, so on top of that, lakers fan. So we were hoping Lakers Nation, hoping that we'd get a center. We didn't get a center. We didn't get a center. We ended up.
Speaker 2:Well, okay, you got a center, we got a center but what's his name?
Speaker 1:Mike DeAndre Ayton. Deandre Ayton, now, if you don't know, deandre Ayton was the number one pick, over Luka Doncic, over Trey Young. Remember the fat oh? And Trey Young, no, he's not a fat white boy.
Speaker 2:SGA was in that. Sga was also in that. I think he was like 10th or 11th.
Speaker 1:Whatever he is, yeah, doing real well. So this Aiton guy, we're going to take him. He's been not good I don't want to say failure, because he's playing in the NBA so good on him.
Speaker 2:He's not been good anywhere.
Speaker 1:He's been Well. I think he him that. But I mean, have we heard from this guy? He's only young, 26.
Speaker 2:26. I think he was in Portland last year?
Speaker 1:I don't know, have you heard? Is it attitude?
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what I've heard. I heard the same thing.
Speaker 1:I heard attitude and that doesn't go very far in the NBA. People don't want to play with you, it's more so how's he gonna pair with yeah, with Luca, really like okay, they needed somebody.
Speaker 2:They needed somebody that could roll right, that's fine.
Speaker 1:But what about rim protection? Well, he's, you know, he can do that, he can do that, right, can he do a pick and roll? He better learn quick.
Speaker 2:I know, I think there's videos out there saying where he can't, he's well, he's not a very good well somebody's gonna have to TJ.
Speaker 1:You need to teach our boy. If you want to win, you got to have to teach him this. You're going to get the pads to rough them up. You know we're going to see this in the, in the video, so we're going to get slapped Right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but.
Speaker 1:I mean, um, all right, now you were watching the uh uh the podcast with who uh JJ oh no, the uh mind the game with lebron and and uh steve nash right and the one that I wasn't watching the podcast.
Speaker 2:I was watching, uh, I just watched the clip of it where they were talking to, uh, paul pierce about, about the podcast that had katie on it, right?
Speaker 1:and what was the yeah, so what was?
Speaker 2:it, lebron had said that katie is probably the purest score. I guess maybe the nba has ever seen lebron said, lebron said that KD is probably the purest scorer. I guess maybe the NBA has ever seen. Lebron said. Lebron said that, which is really probably true.
Speaker 1:Probably true, right, it's hard to guard a seven-footer that can jump.
Speaker 2:And he has handles.
Speaker 1:He can shoot the mid-range Right. He's a problem.
Speaker 2:He can get to the basket. He's a problem, right? So, anyway, what? What I saw was they're talking to Paul Pierce, and Paul Pierce you know, of course, the confidence of the.
Speaker 1:Boston Celtics. Yeah, yeah, the truth, sure the truth.
Speaker 2:He went out and spoke his truth and his truth was he's the best scorer ever, the purest scorer ever. He's the best scorer. I get where he's coming from? Sure, he's coming from. Where can I score from on the floor? I can score from anywhere on the floor, and Paul Pierce could. He actually could. But when he was talking about comparing himself to KD, comparing himself to Jordan, he was picking out what he was better at than each of them. I think Jordan. He said I'm a better three-point shooter than Jordan. Sure, three-pointers weren't a thing back then, I'm sure.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he was just throwing something to see if it sticks. I shouldn't say they weren't a thing, I should say they were taking like what 10? A game, maybe at most as a team. Right, because that's not the way it was. But let's be honest, what else are you going to say? You're better at Jordan, at.
Speaker 2:Well, exactly.
Speaker 1:Right, that's the only strategy. I'm better at threes.
Speaker 2:Well, same with KD to post a whole lot.
Speaker 1:No, he doesn't need to. No, right, right, okay, so he makes up stuff.
Speaker 2:I don't think he mentioned Kobe, though, cause I think uh, what are you going to say?
Speaker 1:What are you going to say Right. Yeah so and you can't listen you can't soon right?
Speaker 2:oh, I don't think he's saying anything bad I think he just never even brought kobe up as somebody right probably couldn't right say I'm better than this, better at this than kobe paul pierce, and like we were saying earlier in the day we were saying that.
Speaker 1:You know you have to have that confidence at that level right yeah if you don't, you're not going to be at that level.
Speaker 1:That's the same for any sport. Like you know, it's. It's not. It's not the athletes, uh, prowess of what they have. It's the six inches between your ears that makes you different from everybody else. Right, it is. Yeah, figure that out, young people, it's not. You know. Can you jump hard? That? That, no, it's. Are you smarter? How good your iq? People forget about the smart stuff. There's a lot of dumbasses in the nba. There's a lot. Well, can they shoot? Yeah. Are they smart? No, there's a lot of dumbasses in the NBA.
Speaker 2:There's a lot, can they?
Speaker 1:shoot. Yeah, are they smart?
Speaker 2:no, there's a difference and those are the guys, though, that you know they might they start off, and they're just. They get in there on their talents yeah, athleticism I guess alone. Yeah, you know, but it's those guys that actually learn those little things in the game. Oh, 100%.
Speaker 1:That's why it's so hard to play with LeBron right because you made a mistake, did I, though Of course you did Right, you know I mean. Okay, we're saying people aren't very bright. You wonder how bright I am? I can't speak for Mike, but I graduated top two thirds of my grade six class. I know. Look where I am today Retired, no money, nothing. I don't own a damn. This is it. This is all the clothes I have. The rest is in the car, that's it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he lives in his car.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I would say I would do OnlyFans, but nobody's watching, so we're just going to let that go now and just stick to the old pod here. Speaking of OnlyFans, mike, you hear about the Diddy verdict.
Speaker 2:I've heard about it. Yeah, I didn't. Well, it's two out of the five charges he was found guilty on in the lesser one.
Speaker 1:How good is this guy's lawyer? Like, how good is this guy's lawyer? He didn't get caught for racketeering. Al Capone got caught for racketeering, right, and he did not get caught for human. Okay, this is where we're going to Moving, or what was it? Transportation, transportation for prostitution. Okay, transportation is trafficking, right. Transportation traffic Trafficking. Humans are prostitutes, right, mike, they can be.
Speaker 2:I mean, you wouldn't know.
Speaker 1:But we have friends. We have friends, not us. So as far as I'm concerned, it's the same thing. They just somehow got a lesser charge.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't know. I'm assuming that trafficking versus transportation would be against their will, versus active participants maybe, and he's going across state lines to engage in prostitution. I don't know, I don't know enough about it. But either way, in the cases I've caught back in the day there was nobody complaining. When I don't know, I don't know enough about it.
Speaker 1:But either way, in the cases I've caught back in the day, there was nobody complaining when I transported them across. Yeah right, there was no state lines, it was province lines. But it's the same thing, Of course. That's alleged and it's past the date of expiration, so we're not going to argue about that. So what's he gonna get? He's gonna get this bad diddy when he kind of likes that, doesn't he it's not his thing.
Speaker 2:Getting smacked, yeah, as long as there's vaseline and this guy. Well, we knew baby oil.
Speaker 1:That's what it is you guys don't know about mike, but he was a vaseline salesman back in the day and now when diddy this is pretty much ruined him now what he had to sell two to three cars, that's it right. Yeah, you know, it's just, it's a nightmare. Yeah it's a nightmare, but yeah, I mean he's uh, he's laughing. He got away with it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, cuz. I mean I guess the the Rico would have been life in prison.
Speaker 1:Oh for sure, life in prison.
Speaker 2:He would have been Epstein the human trafficking was right, 15 or 20 years, and I think the other one is 10, maximum of 10 10, or now they're saying I don't think they stack up on top of each other.
Speaker 1:No, this one's two, he's got two years, but it's not really two years. It's going to be, like you know, six, eight months and then ankle bracelet in your house Probably plus time served already Time served.
Speaker 1:I don't even understand what happened. No, all that stuff that we saw Was that AI? Was that not real? Because they were reading all this stuff of kids and his ex? And then people ran away jennifer lopez, allegedly, these other people allegedly all took off because they were all concerned. Yeah, where are they now, jen? You're going back with it. Never mind, you're another problem in itself, but I don't I don't think she ever oh, by the way, jenny from the block?
Speaker 1:that's not true. Jenny was never poor. She grew up in like manhattan. So she said, jenny from the blog bullshit 100%. But yeah, okay, so verdict great, now something from home. You're going to laugh at this. Okay, not laugh, hang on.
Speaker 2:Not funny.
Speaker 1:There was bomb threats at Canadian airports.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you were saying this on July 4th.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and they called in, disrupted all kinds of flights, probably to screw with the Americans. Imagine trying to get home or wherever else.
Speaker 2:Yeah, July 4th.
Speaker 1:Now here's the thing. We live in, the old Nova Scotia, eh, and they didn't even bother effing with our airport, pearson or not, pearson Stanfield. It was the only airport in Canada they didn't call in bomb threats, as they figure we're shitty enough as it is, so they just let it go. That's crazy so yeah, that is crazy. But yeah, how do they not catch these people? Isn't there, like you know, ways to catch these assholes?
Speaker 2:Can't they just star 69?
Speaker 1:What do you mean sexual? What does this have to do with sex?
Speaker 2:You and your Kama Sutra.
Speaker 1:You must remember star 69 on the old I remember 69 is a long time ago and they were a little different when I was a young man, but that was, yeah, I do remember that you could call the bastard back that when they would tell you the last night.
Speaker 2:I do remember that that's right a long time.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I remember when there was answering machines, sure with a cassette.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, oh yeah. No, we had those.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you remember that you go home. You're like ooh message, yeah, you owe $35 on your vehicle and delete.
Speaker 2:You, Delete, delete. That's right If the school was calling to say you know you missed class today. You had to try and get home before your parents did so you could delete the message, Mike missed class again.
Speaker 1:No, he fucking didn't Hit that button. Right, I remember when they used to send report cards to the mail.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And you'd go down to the mail every day. Mom. What are in the mail? Get my report card. Come on, change those apps to apps. Apps. What's f4 fucking retarded. This is a true story. I missed so many classes one year in high school that they put on my report card how many classes I attended, because it was easier to record. I have that report card for real that is real yeah.
Speaker 1:Mom used to think we were going to school. You know what we used to do In the winter we used to put my skis up at Donnie and Joey's In the morning. Go, yeah, mom, donnie, picking me up for school. Go out and grab the fucking ski gear, head off to Martok for the whole day Nice, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1:By the way, Martok is a ski hill. That's only about 45 minutes from where I live, so it's not too bad. But that's kind of what we did in the winter. I didn't really go to school much.
Speaker 2:Yeah, right, you know it's kind of boring, right? Yeah, high school.
Speaker 1:Oh, high school was terrible. High school was terrible. Everybody hated high school. I know people that peaked in high school. Yeah, that's fair enough, that's so, but yeah, you know now something else that happened. Never heard of this where I am here.
Speaker 2:There was a bank robbery on Mumford road, which is very, very close. I didn't hear about this. You were telling me about it All right.
Speaker 1:So I saw this in the news a bank robbery at Mumford road. They have a picture of the guy. Okay, he's got a bandana up around his face. He's not a very good criminal. Here's the problem he looks like my gardener, juan Right now. When I look at this guy I'm like I can't be one. So today one was supposed to show up and do the lawn. Well, he shows up today, mike, in a Maserati.
Speaker 2:I sure he does Maserati.
Speaker 1:Okay, black Maserati, I'm like one you're gonna cut. I fuck you. I know, cut lawn, mr D. I know have to know more. I good, I'm like, okay, so should I call the RCMP you figure you went and got a car yesterday. Either that Mike or he found my shoe box in the basement there where I keep my money, cause I don't trust banks either. Uh, but yeah, so they're looking for this guy. Okay, yeah, dude, you could sketch this guy easy bandana or no bandana, and he got away with the money.
Speaker 2:Okay, he got away.
Speaker 1:And they probably didn't say how much he got away with the money. Okay, he got away, and they probably didn't say how much he got away with. They did not say how much he got away, but how much is a new Maserati Right? I don't know either. I'm not sure, but I mean, okay, on top of that, I got to tell you this. So I have Netflix again. I came back on that. Do you have Netflix still? No, we, yeah, because you're busy. So I found this show on Netflix called Good Girls. I thought it was a porn, I'll be honest, when I first saw it. Okay, but it's not. So it has this. You would recognize this person Hendrix, christina Hendrix, I think her name is Okay.
Speaker 2:There's two reasons.
Speaker 1:She was in Mad Men. Yeah her right, just saying his sweater puppies. So yeah, they're huge, get over it. I think they're real too. Anyway, in the show it kind of reminds me of how the world is. Because they can't make money, they're not making money, right, so they end up robbing shit so it's just like three ladies ski mask, fake toy guns right, they start robbing shit. Then what happens is a spoiler alert. If you're gonna watch this, it's awesome. I'm. Uh, they stole from the mob by accident.
Speaker 1:Of course, yeah, of course so then they had to start working for the mob. Things go sideways, everybody gets hard. There's a little bit of this and that. It's pretty impressive. Okay, it's pretty impressive. So if you're out there looking for something that's decent, good girls, is it? Okay? I recommend it?
Speaker 2:I've never heard of it. I've never heard of it either.
Speaker 1:I'm just, you know, netflix back, I guess because I'm retired, I got nothing else to do certain times of the day, so I'm clicking through and I saw that it is what it is. So, uh, not as good as Ozarks.
Speaker 2:So I've heard Ozarks, Ozarks, Jason.
Speaker 1:Bateman, good Canadian guy. So good, so good. But you know what the best part about Ozarks was? There's three ladies in that thing, All three savages. Oh really Way better than the men. That's what makes the show so good. All three of them stone cold killer savages.
Speaker 2:These three ladies.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, like straight up.
Speaker 2:Straight up. So what's that one? I say again, I've never seen.
Speaker 1:Ozarks. Ozarks is about weed, making money through weed, and I don't want to give too much away. You want to watch that. It's also good Now. Did you ever see Breaking Bad? Oh, yeah of course.
Speaker 1:Okay, yeah, here's the thing I didn't all. Right, yeah, I look like Bryan Cranston Shut up. So here's the funny thing You're the chemistry guy you like. You know I look like him. You can make the shit wink wink, yeah, right, okay, yeah, so allegedly he could make it. Mike is a chemistry major in the military so that's right, yeah, right yeah, so, but I watched I guess it was called the prequel, which is called, better call salt, all right, okay, so sol's lawyer, the seedy motherfucker this guy is so good Bob.
Speaker 1:Odenkirk. Yep, right, bob, he, bob Odenkirk man. If you don't know Bob Odenkirk, he is so good. Kids in the Hall was he in Kids in the Hall? Was it Bob?
Speaker 2:Oh, I don't know if that was him. Right, that's what I'm saying, I didn't know that.
Speaker 1:But in this I'm like, oh so good, okay so good.
Speaker 1:So that's another show, and if you saw one of the episodes I don't know if it's two or three- we had the Las Poliso chicken thing in the background there and today, okay, be calm, you are on the fun side of the wall. Puerto Vallarta, mexico. Now, my lovely mother goes to Mexico every year working for the car. Cut that out, young, jamie. My mom take two. My mom goes to Mexico every year to her timeshare, okay. And you know, every once in a while, every once in a while, she brings back a T-shirt. Now, she thought this was funny because she thinks Trump's the Antichrist, of course, okay, because he's. You're fired, I'm going to grab your pussy, okay, fine, I understand that. You know, you horse-faced bitch, right.
Speaker 2:It's his famous sayings.
Speaker 1:Okay, bitch with right, it's his famous sayings. Okay, but this is funny, you're on the right side of the wall. Yeah, that is funny it is funny yeah so yeah, so, uh, thanks to to my lovely mom there. Uh, we don't want to mention her, she is the matriarch of the cartel that we run, but yeah, so, anyway, just saying yeah that's funny, it is I.
Speaker 1:I laughed my ass off, but you gave it to me. I thought it was great, so you gotta love mom. Now Tattoos again, mike. I got somebody, wrote in and go is this finished, sir? No, it's not finished. It's actually Asian. I don't know where this finished thing came from. Fucking idiots. All right. So the whole thing was done free hand by a gentleman named Joshua and I just let him go. I told him what I wanted a couple of dollars, all right. Yeah, you know, when you have a tattoo like this, you got two problems you got a lot of time on your hands and a lot of money where you just like paint or you just like I do not like paint.
Speaker 2:All right, I think you said what was your first session. You sat in and pretty long. I think you said you just couldn't do it anymore.
Speaker 1:Oh, it was six hours. It was six hours and then it was just done, done, deal, right. So why are we talking tattoos? Well, I just joined a gym. Now why do I say that's a big deal? I have not joined a gym in 10 years because I had my own gym in my house, right?
Speaker 1:yeah and uh. If you don't know, if you watch the uh, uh, muscle and fiction youtube channel, which mike and I are throwing our podcasts up on uh, you'll see the gentleman, bardia, that's in some of the videos. Bardia was my film guy and I gave my gym to Bardia. He put it in his house and it is what it is Right. So now I had to join a gym.
Speaker 2:Yep, I joined cheaper than probably just trying to start a brand new.
Speaker 1:Well, yeah, yeah, I mean you know, I joined good life fitness why? Because it's 24 hours, yeah, and it works for me because I'm an early morning guy, you know. So these places have saunas and a sauna is really good for you, right? Yeah, so at this sauna, you can go in there and you can swing, you know, put the weapon out and do whatever. Now, this is not Kuwait, you can't, okay? Well, hang on now.
Speaker 2:This is.
Speaker 1:Canada this is Okay. We keep forgetting about Canada is a little bit weird and a little bit wokey in certain aspects, Right?
Speaker 1:So I guess, if I well hang on, I'm not going to do this, but I could identify as an 18 year old girl named Bobina and I could go into the women's locker room with my you know twig and berries hanging out, and that'd be disgusting personally. Yeah, having nieces and nephews and sisters, but anyway, so I'm in. I'm in the actual sauna of the male side, right? Okay, sure, now I don't mind hanging it out. Mike, I don't care. I used to have a nickname back in the day. Do you remember what the nickname was back in the day when I was me meat? Yeah, I don't tell him it was meaty, I don't tell anybody that. And I used to tell people what is that for us If we're eating chicken? But that's not true.
Speaker 2:Yeah, All right, that's what I knew him as me. That's right. That's how okay so a lot of chicken.
Speaker 1:So the point is is that you know I have a thing, sure, right. So you know, I'm just hanging out there and we're just talking and the fellow goes hey man, I see you got a tattoo on your weapon there. I said, yes, I do, he goes. Why do you have the word why tattooed on your penis? And I go well, it's not the word why. And he goes what I know you're going to ask did you show him that part? If I did, he'd probably be terrified. He would be Right, sure. Now, speaking of the cartel, midget Right.
Speaker 1:Just saying. Just saying I had a job Now I'm no longer in Mexico and we jumped the wall. That's right, mike, I got a really bad joke, don't wall. That's right, mike, I got a really bad joke. Don't fault me on this, it's his fault. So why are there no mexicans in the olympics? Because everybody that can jump, run and swim is already in america. Now right, oh, I know it sucks, but write us and tell us how bad it sucks. Thumbs up to you. Generation x's all right. So, mike, anything else you want to talk about today?
Speaker 2:it was funny when you were talking about the sauna. I saw this story oh Jesus, you were.
Speaker 1:You're hanging your shit out.
Speaker 2:No, I saw this story in New Brunswick. There's a spa in New Brunswick that was gonna. They were promoting a topless day for women, so it was like a private function invite topless day and so the new project government stepped in and said no, you need a different license for that.
Speaker 1:Well, you have strip clubs in Moncton, that's okay. I worked at one of them.
Speaker 2:So this is so anyway. So this is in the end. It's kind of you know, I think I don't know if it's still going ahead or not. Last I heard it was like the new branch of government to put a stop to it, but what is done is it's now created like so much publicity for this. Spa in kind of middle of nowhere.
Speaker 1:So they don't even have to do topless anymore.
Speaker 2:I imagine they're going to get so much business out of this right.
Speaker 1:Do you think it was a ploy to get the business?
Speaker 2:No, no, I think it's just the same as always Government's stepping in, okay so, hang on.
Speaker 1:So what do you mean? They're going to do like all women's topless, or I can go in with my shirt off.
Speaker 2:No, no, it was like a women-only event, like a private function at this thing where they were selling tickets to this, to say, hey, come on in, topless, optional, you feel like coming and having a day at the spa? Sure, you feel like having the boobs out and chilling out for the day, come on and do it. And the government, they got wind of it somehow and they put a stop to it.
Speaker 1:Well, you know I'm not one for conspiracies again, but the first thing run by lesbians, because what a great way to get a date, come on in take your shirt off. Oh hey, nice to meet you. I'm Mary, yeah me too.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Right, yeah, so well, it's like I guess I'm just. I just find it funny because in my mind I'm thinking what a, what a plug for this, for this?
Speaker 1:Well, that's a great plug. That's a great plug. I should talk to the coffee shop. They're all Vietnamese ladies and they serve coffee in next to no clothes. Okay, all right. Now that's California and that's a known thing Everybody knows about. These are not hidden, but I don't know. If there's like, if there's a like, a, uh, an extra menu, like you know, like, I'll have a double cappuccino and a handy for like eight bucks. It was the guy that ran the Patriots that got caught down in Florida at the strip club. Oh, what was his name? The Patriots, frost Frost, robert Frost, no, robert Frost.
Speaker 1:No, he was a famous author we learned when we were young. He might have got caught too, because, if you don't know, stephen Hawking was a freak and loved the strip clubs. We were there with him one time. He's like that's me more Okay anyway, no, this is real. He can't move, but he can feel, he has feelings. That's real. I didn't touch him, I'm just saying I Good guy, good guy Good guy, no who was the Patriots yeah.
Speaker 2:Can't think of his name. Can't think of his name, yeah, but anyway, a bunch of them got busted. They got busted for that. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so it is what it is. So Spa in Fredericton.
Speaker 2:No, I can't remember where it was? We don't know we don't know the name when you were talking about the sauna earlier. It made that story come to mind.
Speaker 1:Yeah well, you know, sauna is the sauna. I can't wait to go back tomorrow, so yeah anyway, All right. So once again, the other side has hieroglyphics on it, it's Egyptian. Yeah, it says the pyramids were built by. That's next episode. Okay, so once again, Bobby D, Mikey D here for you Would Think. Once again, check us out on Spotify, Muscle and Fiction on YouTube, Apple and a whole bunch of other ones. We're just going to keep talking shit because it's easy and remember thumbs up, Thumbs up.
