YOU WOOD THINK?
Bobby D and Mikey D are 2 Canadians who have been friends for longer than most people are alive and they have teamed up to give their perspective on the world through their lens. We are both licensed professionals in our fields of study and are willing to discuss the hot topics.
YOU WOOD THINK?
Two Bros, One Bobcat, and Countless NBA Opinions
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Bobby D and Mikey D dive into NBA offseason moves, criticizing Lakers management while questioning if LeBron James will stay with a team that doesn't look like a championship contender.
• Rob Pelinka's roster decisions drawing criticism, particularly around center acquisitions
• LeBron's $52 million contract extension comes with agent Rich Paul emphasizing championship aspirations
• Draft day drama with Bailey Ace showing reluctance about his destination, similar to Eric Lindros in hockey
• Luka Dončić appearing slimmer in international competition but still needing defensive improvement
• Jackson Hayes's underutilization despite his defensive presence and rim protection abilities
• Personal anecdote about how a hockey injury led to an unexpected educational opportunity
• Warning about dangerous wildlife encounters and the importance of respecting nature
• Discussion about dangerous drug trends including fentanyl trafficking
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You Wood Think? Bobby and Mikey D
think with Bobby D and Mikey D, brothers from another mother. So today, as usual, basketball. Why? We're huge basketball fans. So, even though it's not basketball season, we're still going to talk about it. Why? Because people are fucking up the rosters. Yeah, when we say fucking up the roster, we mostly mean Rob Palenka and his bullshit. So I'm gonna start. We're gonna go to LeBron a minute because we like LeBron, so we should have him as a guest. So I'll call him. See what he says.
Speaker 1Yeah, rich Paul's a buddy of mine. So what? We'll give him a call, but Well, you've got his Jersey, I've got his jersey. Yeah, I paid for it. Bitch you better. That's real too. That's real money, not made in China.
Speaker 2That's what they told him when he bought it that if you buy this, lebron will come on.
Speaker 1Yeah, it said that on the tag. I'm just saying so regardless we we, we, we meaning. La bought a center. Yes, right, yeah, okay, but did we need a center?
Speaker 2no, cuz we have who's the guy that JJ Redick hates the most on LA. Oh well, the guy he sat last year was Jackson Hayes. Jackson Hayes, I like Jackson. He just resigned, by the way, he just resigned as well.
Speaker 1He did resign, so obviously JJ doesn't hate him too bad, or LeBron likes him one of the two. I don't know what he did to JJ for not to be played, but I like this guy. He's. He can pick and roll, he can dunk, he's can. He's a rim per day. He's seven feet tall.
Speaker 2I think it was uh, his hair is awesome. I think from memory it was that when he was on the floor, their defense was great, but their offense was crap. When he was off the floor, their offense was good, but their defense was crap. So JJ had to make a decision we go offense, do we go defense here?
Speaker 1right, so well they made a really good decision because, uh, rudy gobert ate us alive. Yeah, what did he have?
Speaker 2like 26, 26 points, 27 rounds. I never saw anything crazy he just kept throwing on the ball.
Speaker 1There's nothing they can do. Yeah, people are swatting at it and this is just holding it like this, basically you know like it was ridiculous okay, so now we have a center who's not a center. That's fine. However, we're going back to LeBron Go ahead.
Speaker 2Mike. Oh well, we were talking about he signed his extension. But then now Rich Paul has come out and talked about LeBron wants to play for a championship, which he's 41. He's near the end of his career, of course he does right, is he, though?
Speaker 1He's 41, near the end of his career. We've been saying that since he's 35, right? Well, I think I told you like yeah they got him on.
Speaker 2They got him on video talking about how his wife wants him to retire within the next year or so. So okay. Well, I can understand if mrs james wants him home to do gardening now he has one kid that's in the nba and he's gonna have another kid that next year will be of age to be in the nba.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's right, and I mean, as he go to uni, we'll'll see.
Speaker 2We'll see. Yeah, who the other son? Yeah, yeah, he's going, he's going to Ohio.
Speaker 1State. I think he is going, but let me see. Will he stay all three years he should. Yeah, well, it'll depend on how he goes right, Get an education because your dad doesn't have a lot of money to support you, doesn't, yeah, right? Oh, my house bitches, you're gone. Yeah, work for your money.
LeBron's Future and LA's Problems
Speaker 2Well, what? I don't know what did brawny signed a three-year deal or something like that, didn't he like for guaranteed? Yeah, but it's nice. Oh yeah, I mean it's not. If hey, it's not 52 million for one year, but it's. It's more money in a year than Most what you and I make combined. It's a little bit more.
Speaker 1And I do have that porn hustle on the side. Yeah, but you know that porn hustle on the side, yeah, but you know that's not going very well. A lot of people just don't like the fat dudes, but you know it is what it is Right yeah. But yeah, I mean, I don't care. Listen, if you're playing the NBA, you're a hell of a player, yeah, yeah, I don't care if it's Brawny or whoever else, or McClung for a cup of coffee.
Speaker 1They're like he can dunk but he can't play ball. But we'll bring him back for the dunk contest because we need ratings.
Speaker 2But then he goes to the G League and he's really good in the G League, but why?
Speaker 1doesn't anybody pull. I don't understand.
Speaker 2Are we?
Speaker 1full of white guys. We don't need any more slow white guys. The NBA is different.
Speaker 2Look at the way the European players talk about it too. The NBA talk about it too. Right, the NBA is just different. It's it's the way the game is, is officiated, the way the game is designed to, like, promote offense and um, it's just a different style of play. So, guys, that could be okay. College players all of a sudden have great NBA careers because the game is just better suited to their style of play right.
Speaker 1Can you imagine I never watched it, but I can't even imagine if Joker like back in the day somebody said that kid's gonna be awesome watching Joker as a 14 or 15 year old, like Durant and all those guys are in grade 8 knowing they're gonna play in the NBA, and you watch this big, clumsy white guy and go, he's gonna be the MVP for a long time.
Speaker 2I don't know if people would have thought he's gonna be the MVP, yeah, but I think they see you. You know, like the guy's got these I don't even know what it is, his IQ? He sees the game.
Speaker 1He sees the game better than anybody he really does, I mean well, not better than our boy Steve Nash, or the all-time assist leader ever in the history of basketball, john Stockton. John Stockton, another white boy, not Canadian, but we'll let it slide. He acts Canadian. That means he's polite, is he though?
Speaker 2Probably not, probably not, probably, not right, but I mean yeah, Okay so back to LeBron, right Back to.
Speaker 1LeBron. Lebron, take a little bit more money, can we?
Speaker 2Well, here's the thing right 52 million. He wants to play for a championship.
Speaker 1Right, okay. Is LA a championship team?
Speaker 2No, they're not, they're not I mean, him and Luka are great, but you got all your money wrapped up in two max players, and now you've just given Aiton another $9 million a year $10 million a year, Whatever, it is a year, and he better be worth it. And so now this is. You know, this is LeBron's teams. For how long now? It's a couple of max players hand, you know handicap the team as far as what they can spend.
Speaker 2Yeah, go out and try and find a bunch of mid-level to low level like role players, and then, if that doesn't work, at mid, at the you know, midway through the season they'll reset the roster trade a bunch of players and give it a go again, give it a go again. Yeah, you know, give yourself three months to try and put together a team.
Speaker 1Yep, well, here's the other thing too. I mean, luke and LeBron probably only played what 20, 25 games together, maybe. Yeah, you know he was hurt, then he got hurt, then you know right, and as we call he's not going to like that, but I'm going to trademark that the white pylon. I'm going to make t-shirts.
Speaker 2He looked. I just saw him. I think it must be whatever Euro basketball, championships or not Euro basketball, but whatever it is that's going on right now.
Speaker 1Oh, is it Okay? I saw.
Speaker 2Slovenia play. I think it was France the other day and I saw the highlights. He is looking slimmer.
Speaker 1Is he?
Speaker 2Yeah, stop sticking cheeseburgers in your face, wow man, 25 years old, whatever he is 26 years old, 24 years old. You got that much money and you know it doesn't matter. He might not have been in the best shape, but that boy was still unstoppable. And I don't think he gets himself in shape, Is it going to make a difference? On the defense?
Speaker 1I mean the defense is not something that everybody can do, it's not. But I mean, do something, do something. Give them a Will Smith, that's right.
Speaker 2Give them the Will Smith. Well, so the way that rosters you know set up now they're, they're not a championship. No, they're not, and so if they're not, what does that mean? Lebron says he wants to play for a contender, and I see all the talking heads saying that.
Speaker 1I saw they need to trade him. I saw New York. Who are they trading him to? Who are they going to trade him to New York? Who are they going to trade him for? Spike Lee? But what are they giving up? Right? Yeah, you're giving up back. Well, no, no, let's trade straight up Cooper, flagg and LeBron. It seems like a good deal.
Speaker 2They're pretty much the same age.
Speaker 1That's right. Listen, I'm going to go back. It's blowing up on the internet what we said.
Speaker 2Mavs are better by trading. I think so. It's unbelievable If they're healthy.
Speaker 1It's unbelievable. Anthony Streetclose Davis, I didn't call him Antonio today.
Speaker 2You didn't call him Antonio today. That's how much I hate him.
Speaker 1I don't hate him, he's actually a really good player.
Speaker 2He's just made a glass he gets hurt too easy.
Speaker 1Anthony Street Closed Davis. I can't take that I can't remember who said it. It might have been an asshole.
Speaker 2Was it Barkley? I think it was Barkley when they say asshole that's. A.
Speaker 1Smith, yeah, yeah, watched a video of those two idiots, barkley and Shaq, having a bench press contest.
Speaker 2Oh yeah.
Speaker 1But they put fake weights on Barkley.
Speaker 2It didn't tell Shaq and Shaq's all pissed off.
Speaker 1He's like what's going on? Come on, boy, it was pretty funny.
Speaker 2Speaking of Shaq, did you see this? He's about to get a star in the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
Speaker 1Yeah, okay, here's something you don't know. I don't even know if my good buddy, mike, knows this In order to get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, you have to pay for it yourself, do you? Yep? Oh, I didn't know that. That's real, that's 100% real. I'm not making that shit up. So anybody who's like oh, I'm so blessed, hang on.
Speaker 2You had to pay for that, okay well, you got to pay for it, but it still must have to go through some sort of approval process. I'm assuming, or they're just like you have the 10 grand.
Speaker 1there you go, yep. So Hollywood Walk of Fame. Shaquille O'Neal Is there room for his hands.
Speaker 2Mike, On that thing.
Speaker 1They have to do maybe two squares, two squares and maybe put his penis in the center. You know the penis being Kevin Hart, of course. But, yeah, but yeah. So Hollywood, what are they called the Walk of Fame?
Speaker 1I think it's the Walk of Fame, yeah it's pretty much the Walk of Shame Now if you went to the Diddy parties because everybody oh look, he was there Ellen DeGeneres, degenerate, or whatever her name is, oprah Winfrey, the whole nine yards. Right, we'll give Port Porsche de Rossi a pass. She gets a, she gets the ghetto pass on this one. I don't think she did anything that Ellen degenerate did. So you know, yeah, right, yeah we heard she was a horrible person, but the guy stands.
Speaker 2Reason when that stuff came out stands. That's a long time ago.
Player Discussions: Hayes and Ayton
Speaker 1We'll let it go. Yeah, you know, we'll see what happens. All right, so this new kid went to the combine. Oh yeah, name is Bailey Ace not ace fairly. That's a kiss reference. We like kiss for our fans. Gene Simmons screwed how many girls? My wife, both my sisters, it's just the problem. Thanks, gene, yeah, right, yeah, but anyway, yeah, so ace barely. So what do we know? Well, we know he went to the combine. He looked pretty good. I don't know much about him. I saw you, you know he played for Rutgers.
Speaker 2I knew that he played for Rutgers. It was predicted to go pretty high in the draft. Definitely pretty into the combine, but then never went to any pre draft workouts.
Speaker 1Okay, so let me pipe in. So didn't go to any pre-draft workouts. So what does that mean? Well, usually when you go to the combine, you go and you'll try out. For a couple of teams, coats are taking a look, I think the combine is you.
Speaker 2just you get run through a bunch of drills.
Speaker 1Do the drills, do your vertical and all the other things right, yeah, he's decent. So people are talking. We have our own analogy of this and I'm going to let Mike talk on this one, because he brought it up first. I'm not going to step on his toes. So what do you think, mike?
Speaker 2Well, I think it's like I said what you're reading, is that his agents, I think, or his reps, whatever we're saying telling teams that we're looking at drafting him high? Don't draft him because he won't report.
Speaker 1So the only way.
Speaker 2The reason I know this story is I moment he got drafted he didn't look overly happy about it at the actual draft and, as we know, hard to fake that it is hard to fake, hard to fake oh, I'm so happy. Yeah, see, the same thing I think we were talking about the kid I don't know the kid's name, sorry went to the raptors yeah, I don't know his name either, but it was his girlfriend or his mom, his girlfriend was there let's go.
Speaker 1The two of them are like and you're trapping the charlotte.
Speaker 2Have a team, I think she's a basketball player and I think she plays like in South Carolina or something, so that is a you know, a bit of difference.
Speaker 1Yeah, she doesn't want to get paid in Monopoly money. It's further to go to the West Coast team, right, you know, than it is to go to Toronto from South Carolina, but Nobody would come here, same as the Blue Jays, that's right.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Right, so yeah, so you can't fake.
Speaker 2Yeah, right, right. So we're saying he didn't look happy, didn't look happy, he probably didn't want to go. So the story was is he going to report? Now he reported. I think he played last night, yeah.
Speaker 1Had a bit of a shaky start, I think. Well, of course.
Speaker 2I, and this story blew up. Everybody questioning.
Speaker 1They're already shitting on this kid. What are you doing? You're going to the NBA. Be happy.
Speaker 2He had a plan he wanted to go somewhere.
Speaker 1He wanted to go somewhere and that wasn't it. We don't know where he wanted to go, but I'm sure that'll come out.
Speaker 2Maybe LA, as a Canadian, it reminds me of Lindros back in the day Getting drafted, and where was it he didn't want to go to.
Speaker 1Okay, I'll hit this one for you Now I can tell you a whole bunch of stories about Eric Lindros. So, first and foremost, when he got drafted, he didn't want to play for the Quebec Nordique. Oh right, he didn't want to put the hat on.
Speaker 2He didn't want to put the jersey on to Canada. The Quebec Nordiques were my team. Listen, joe.
Speaker 1Sackick and the. These were good players, right. And then they went to another Colorado Colorado something, avalanche.
Speaker 2Whatever the hell they are, they're old enough to remember Guy Lafleur playing.
Speaker 1Guy Lafleur the flower would come off and smoke cigarettes on the bench. He was a chain smoker that could out-skate. Anybody Didn't wear a helmet Didn't wear a helmet. Brad Marsh also didn't wear a helmet and skated on his ankles and played for Toronto, but anyway, Alright. So Eric Lindros. So Eric Lindros did not want to play for the Quebec Nordique right, Tabernake C. Alright, so same thing. Maybe this kid didn't want to play Right.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Now we know what happened to Eric Lindros. Eric Lindros now likes to eat soup because he's had a few too many concussions. Him and his brother brent uh, both concussion prone. Uh, quick story uh, my buddy, marcello fabrizi.
Speaker 1Uh, you probably met marcello, I remember giant years ago giant italian man I used to train with at the gym. Strong, just stupid ridiculous strong, just natural strength from pasta. All right, he played against eric lindros, uh, in the uh, major junior league under okay, now here's the story. This is real. So, uh, marcello was the leading scorer for the pre-season one year. So basically, what they do is like, okay, you need to beat him right. So, before the pucks even dropped the center ice marcello's getting smashed in the face, not by Eric Lindros, but I'm just saying so that's what they do to you. You rough the guy up. He's the leading scorer. You rough him up In a game. Eric Lindros ran over our friend Marcello like a truck. I was going to say Lindros was a big boy, but here's the thing. So was Marcello, right, right? So, yeah, he basically ran over him and Marcello's like I don't know what, hit me, coach, where am I? Like snot bubbles the whole nine yards.
Speaker 2Okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1All right. So Lindros big dude, didn't play in the league long. We always thought he was on the Mexican supplements. Sure was very if you don't know what mexican supplements are. It's the same thing. Joe rogan, liver king okay, all right. So not knocking joe rogan. Hell of a guy, big hog on him. What I hear now, just the rumors. I don't know for sure, haven't.
Speaker 2Haven't had a sauna with me yet, mike, okay there we go if I have a sauna with, and I'll let you know if he has a tattoo on his dick.
Speaker 1It probably says something about austin texas. I'm sure all right, Okay. So Eric Lindros, Now Marcello. Here's what happened. So he played a little bit of Major Junior. Then in a game got beat up. Really bad, Slid in, hit his head on the board, swallowed his tongue, Geez On the ice, Almost died. They saved his life Regardless. So now he comes back to Halifax, right. He comes back to Halifax right, 16. Okay.
Speaker 2Okay, sure Got to go to high school.
Speaker 1All right, so he's going to go play for.
Speaker 2Amherst, Were you known from high school? No, this is not real. This is this is.
Speaker 1this is before what happened. So he's going to go play for Amherst Rambers when he comes back. Now Amherst Rambers are a junior A team it's pretty good. So he has to go to Amherst High School. But when you play major junior, you don't really go to high school. So he didn't really go to high school.
Speaker 1So, anyway, the whole thing was when he was going to high school. He got hurt, couldn't play anymore. So now he can't play, he's hurt. He's working at Costco driving a forklift. This is a true story. One day he's driving the forklift and the hockey coach of SMU comes up and goes hey, man, aren't you Marcello Fabrizi? You're going to be like an NHL player. And he goes yeah, and he goes who are you playing for? He's like I'm not playing for anybody. He goes this is my job. The Costco Summer League team.
Speaker 1Costco Summer League right, he goes this is my job and he goes what he goes. Yeah, he says what you want to go to university, he goes. Well, I never graduated high school.
Speaker 2Ah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1So then the coach says what high school did you go to? He goes Amherst High. He goes why don't you come down to my office on Monday or Tuesday and talk to me? Marcello's like okay man. So he goes down, sits down. Coach of SMU. Slides a transcript across the table Grade 12, 80% in everything.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1Right, Sure. And he goes, so you want to play here? My child's like sure, yeah. So anyway, ends up playing for SMU First three years. Gets his letter yeah Right, Changes life. Got an education. Now he works in the SO business oil up in Calgary Okay, Somewhere up there with his lovely wife and their young son Crazy story Figured. He'd never play again. Ended up going to university.
Bailey Ace Draft Day Drama
Speaker 1Got a great education, played hockey for three years, got the letter, then moved out west and made a lot of money. Good for him. Good things come out of bad things. We always look at the positive on this end, but it is what it is, yeah, so.
Speaker 2It's the moral of the story. Get run over by Eric Lindros.
Speaker 1Yeah, moral of the story Get run over by a Mexican, supplemented up juice monkey and at the end of the day, everything goes well for the Italian fella, that's right.
Speaker 2Yeah, italian job, but not the job we were looking for, but it is what it is.
Speaker 1All right. So what else you got, mike, today?
Speaker 2I don't know. I think you're talking. You know, if you're talking, mexican supplements, uh-oh, you were telling me about the fentanyl bust out in Missouri. Yeah, yeah, yeah, listen.
Speaker 1I don't know what's going on in Canada, but the fentanyl if you don't know what fentanyl is, fentanyl can kill you, like the the size of like a pinhead kind of thing. A little bit amount it can kill you. People put in cocaine and ecstasy and all that kind of stuff. We don't, we don't do any of that, okay, so we don't have to worry about that. I have allergies, right allergies, okay. So, regardless, if I did cocaine, I'd be cleaning this host and I look this will like this, okay, that's not our thing over here, right I?
Speaker 1don't even drink alcohol, so this wheel like this Okay, that's not our thing over here, right? I don't even drink alcohol, so fentanyl. Now people go Surrey BC. Surrey BC is not a small city, so it is second largest to Vancouver in population in BC in.
Speaker 1BC. So this isn't like a Hickville little you know establishment, like two guys in a pizza place. This is a giant ass. Fentanyl lab, one of the biggest busts in the history, crazy Of the world. Fentanyl, and where's fentanyl coming from? Well, everybody says China, okay, right. And they're saying it's coming through Canada and we're sliding it down to the US Allegedly. I don't know this for sure. Yeah, right. And we've never been caught. I mean, we don't know who's doing it, right, but at the same time it's coming. So drugs? Listen, young people, listen to me carefully. Michael tested this. When you're of age, what's the age for legals? 191919. I don't even agree with that because of my background in the exercise science. 24 is when your brain stops growing. Okay, you should only take drugs after you're 24. I'm not saying you should take drugs, never mind Sure. But I'm saying, if you are going to take mind-altering drugs marijuana, derivative marijuana, hashish, dmt, ayahuasca what else we got in mind? Edibles, yep, okay, there's still yeah, thc Yep.
Speaker 1All these things Going to change your mind. You're going to see gibbous. And why do I say gibbous? Because it's probably not real Jesus, it's gibbous. And where does that come from the Simpsons? Of course, but, and where does that come from the Simpsons? Of course? But have we done any of those drugs? Allegedly, maybe, maybe.
Speaker 1Maybe, Back in the day, when we were young men, like in our 50s, we probably tried. Are we allowed to talk about this, jamie? Cut that out, all right, we can't afford Jamie. We can't afford Jamie. We need a producer. If you're looking for a job and you want to get paid in meth, what In money? My word's no good. I have my English no good. Esl Right Sure, yeah, I grew up ESL. English is a stupid language. I think that's right.
Speaker 2That's it.
Speaker 1We're looking for a producer. We cannot afford young.
Speaker 2Jamie, jamie, if joe rogan fires you call us up.
Speaker 1That's right. He's a sound engineer. He's one of the best in the world. The second best that I know is probably red band off kill tony. So red band tony fires you, you know, oh, by the way, uh, uh, kill tony's coming to the garrison grounds in august. The kill tony show with burt kreischer and a whole bunch of comedians.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's a big deal. Yeah, I saw that Matt Reif's coming. He is funny as hell yeah.
Speaker 1He is funny as hell. I might have to go down there and try to get some content and show Bert Kreischer who we are. Okay, because hey listen, we got something coming Remember.
Speaker 2I told you.
Speaker 1It's coming tomorrow. Fedex is delivering between 830 and 1230. Right, and I guess next Saturday we'll film that. Yeah right, so yeah, so from then on, right here, baby gonna be right here. Now you're wondering what's that gonna be. Well, it's not going to be my blow up tall, that's what you're thinking. Or the boinking pig? Yeah, I know you're hoping for the boinking pig. I appreciate that for my birthday. By the way, it's been used a lot. You know what I learned? Can't put the boinking pig in the dishwasher, mike, I bet. Yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, it's no longer a boinking pig.
Eric Lindros and Sports Stories
Speaker 1It's now like a shriveled up piece of pork loin. Oh yeah, so there's not much I can do with it. No, but the blow up toy you gave me I really appreciate. Retired, I'm bored. All right, okay, what else you got?
Speaker 2Mike, what else did you want to talk about today?
Speaker 1Well, it's a nice sunny day out. Hey, listen, let's quickly. Mike and his lovely wife have hens in the back. I was going to say chickens.
Speaker 2Yeah, hens, but they are chickens. They have laying hens, they lay.
Speaker 1Fabergé eggs Wouldn't that be great Fabergé? They lay eggs and the eggs are extremely good, very healthy for you.
Speaker 1However, we have a small problem with Mike's backyard, because in the backyard, mike, you have a giant ass, bobcat, bobcat yeah, okay now if you're in a lot yeah now, if you watch uh, muscle and fiction I've showed this before on our uh, uh quick reel to show you all the animals that have walked through Mike's front and backyard we got bear, we got deer, we got rabbits, we got raccoons, porcupines, coyotes and then this bobcat. So this bobcat is coming for free lunch. Pretty much, yeah. Now, I'm not a math genius, but we had three chickens.
Speaker 2It was four when we started, sorry, four chickens.
Speaker 1And then one chicken.
Speaker 2One the bobcat got.
Speaker 1One the bobcat got. He was free range and that was lunch. And then another one passed away from exhaustion, of giving up too many eggs. And now there's two left. Two left, but the problem is, the bobcat knows where they are.
Speaker 2No, the bobcat knows where they are.
Speaker 1It's coming out middle of the day right now which is, I figure it's a— and he's not afraid, not afraid the coming out in the middle of the day is interesting because you wouldn't think it would be coming out in the middle of the day.
Speaker 2So the only thing I can figure is I don't think it's starving, I don't think it's hurting for food.
Speaker 1Oh no, he's not small, so the other thing is that he could be a sheep. And it could be that he's trying to actually find some food for some babies Right. We don't know for sure, but we do know that when Mike runs at it it just goes what bitch? It just kind of looks at them.
Speaker 2Well, it acts like a cat. It takes a few steps. Takes a few steps, looks over its shoulder and says oh, you want to play, come chase me.
Speaker 1Well, yeah, the worst part is it's a beautiful animal. It is beautiful. It is just a beautiful animal and you're like go away but come here, but go away, yeah, when it got the first one.
Speaker 2We first got the hens. And we didn that firsthand Just come out of nowhere. My wife was not mad.
Speaker 1She said what can you do? The animal saw a free meal and it went for it. You can't be mad at the animal.
Speaker 2We don't want it to happen again. So now they don't free range anymore.
Speaker 1No more free range. They're in their run. We have a little portable run that we move them around the yard in.
Speaker 2We've got to get an enclosure built around the coop so we can just let them out and not worry about it as much.
Speaker 1But yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2So I mean, and we're not even far from the city, man.
Speaker 1No, it's baffling to me. Like when you showed me that picture of the black bear, I just went oh my God, yeah, like what the Listen? And you know I watch these videos, everybody watches these videos. You see Yosemite Park or one of these parks, and the people are like from here to your chairs and they're like hey, bear, I'm like these, they will eat you. Like it's not yogi and friends, yeah, they're not looking for picnic basket, it's not smoky to bear stamping on forest fires.
Speaker 2These will eat you when we lived out right. I remember when we lived out west. We lived in edmonton and we'd go out to jasper on a regular and I don't know how many times you'd go out and you would stop and see that You'd see people parked along. And so it was great. It's like what do they see?
Speaker 2We want to stop and have a look at what they see too, you stop and there's a mama bear with her cubs. Great, take a picture from my car. Nope, people are getting out walking right down to where the cubs are. Crazy.
Speaker 1And it's just I remember saying, I think yeah. Right yeah, the worst one I saw was this Chinese couple fighting she gets out of the car, lion right, he gets out of the car to save her and then ended up losing two of them. Jeez, stupid.
Speaker 2That is stupid.
Speaker 1And it says stay in your car. Stay in your car, like, these are animals that eat you, right it's? It's a giant, okay, pitchy little house cat. And now it's 1,100 pounds. Yeah, what are you going to do, bad kitty? Yeah, he's going to run away with you. Yeah, take out your little shaky toy yeah.
Speaker 1So my point is I can't believe the stupidity of these tourists. Yeah, and the other one too. The bison People have no idea how big those are. We saw the same thing and the other one too. The bison People have no idea how big those are. We saw the same thing.
Speaker 2We see those running at people At Wood Buffalo National Park. When we were out walking around the area, there you go. We kind of came around a corner and there was a herd of them. It was like oh, oh, oh.
Speaker 1Yeah, now what? Yeah, we caught a knife.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Cut out that name, puck.
Speaker 2And yeah, we backtrack pretty quick man.
Speaker 1Yeah, man, like the stupidity, they're huge. They're huge, they've never come across.
Speaker 2They're huge.
Speaker 1And once again they are wild.
Speaker 2They are wild.
Backyard Wildlife Adventures
Speaker 1Aminals, animals, aminals, aminals. All right, yep, go find a feral cat and see what happens? You try to pick that little cat up, right, same idea. Watch what they'll do to it. Yeah, watch what they'll do. Exactly, it is absolutely shredded, right. Well, I mean, if you want to go.
Speaker 2Stupidity at its finest. We can talk about everybody's good friend, steve irwin the crocodile hunter, right. Well, I mean I don't know if he I mean that's that was just unlucky. What happened to him, that guy, you know? At least that guy knew what he was doing around.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, I don't mean that. I mean like people think that they're crying listen if you don't know how to handle animals, don't do it right, yeah, he gets stabbed through the heart by a stingray barb, what's the chance of?
Speaker 2that exactly right like crazy. But yeah, I mean accident. You know, I love steve erwin. Oh, I love steve erwin watching the croc.
Speaker 1I still I've watched his show now with uh mindy in the game yeah, yeah yeah, and his wife's still doing it, right, but I mean that time he's hanging his little baby in front of the crocodile yeah, probably not the best I know his kids are, isn't she?
Speaker 2she's mid-20s now.
Speaker 1Oh, they're all doing. They're all doing the show. It's a whole show. Still down there still talk about the dad still run the zoo as a family, I think yeah, yeah, they made fun of his shorts and the mom's like I like the way he rocked those short shorts well, of course you did.
Speaker 2You married him. He's.
Speaker 1An awesome dude, but yeah I I mean you know you can't just go walking through the forest. You know he used to dive off that. Yeah, you come up with lock the snake. They hold it up. It's venomous. Look he's mad. Well, he's fucking mad, cuz you're holding up.
Speaker 2When we, when we were over there, we went to the Australia Zoo when we were how did you get to go see it?
Speaker 1I never did get to see it.
Speaker 2I can't remember her name, so the mom's name, but anyway, she was out doing the doing the actual show, feeding the oh okay, with the, yeah, the dead chickens and shit, yeah, well, whatever, it was like the meat, just dangling the meat over and the croc comes right up out of the water and grabs it and I'm pretty sure at the time, like the bendy and the, the, whatever the kid's name is the boy I don't know the fellow's name.
Speaker 2Yeah, he's. Uh, uh, they were, they were there. They were just little kids at the time. This was quite a few years ago now, but yeah, that was pretty cool to see.
Speaker 1Like I said, they're doing the show now.
Speaker 2This was after he'd passed, he was out there still running the show right.
Speaker 1Well, they have a big compound and everything. It's huge.
Speaker 2It's a huge zoo, huge, yeah, remember, I told the story about being by the camel. That was at the Australia Zoo. Yeah, that's the beautiful camel that I'm allergic to.
Speaker 1That's just baffling. So, I guess that camel hair suit I bought just sitting in the closet.
Speaker 2Just going to have to sit in the closet yeah, and the testicle hat as well.
Speaker 1That's it, camel testicles.
Speaker 2Good old camels.
Speaker 1All right, everybody. So that's it for today. Another episode in the banks. So this is Bobby D and Mikey.
Speaker 2D.
Speaker 1Brothers from another mother. Uh, you would think, and, as you know, nobody does think. That's why we're doing this shit. We're doing it. So, once again, see us on apple, spotify and the muslim fiction youtube for now, and there's other places too. I can't think of them, probably because I just can't think of them. Yeah, but it is what it is peace everybody. And thumbs up, thumbs up.
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