YOU WOOD THINK?
Bobby D and Mikey D are 2 Canadians who have been friends for longer than most people are alive and they have teamed up to give their perspective on the world through their lens. We are both licensed professionals in our fields of study and are willing to discuss the hot topics.
YOU WOOD THINK?
Two Bros, One Bobcat, and Countless NBA Opinions
Bobby D and Mikey D dive into NBA offseason moves, criticizing Lakers management while questioning if LeBron James will stay with a team that doesn't look like a championship contender.
• Rob Pelinka's roster decisions drawing criticism, particularly around center acquisitions
• LeBron's $52 million contract extension comes with agent Rich Paul emphasizing championship aspirations
• Draft day drama with Bailey Ace showing reluctance about his destination, similar to Eric Lindros in hockey
• Luka Dončić appearing slimmer in international competition but still needing defensive improvement
• Jackson Hayes's underutilization despite his defensive presence and rim protection abilities
• Personal anecdote about how a hockey injury led to an unexpected educational opportunity
• Warning about dangerous wildlife encounters and the importance of respecting nature
• Discussion about dangerous drug trends including fentanyl trafficking
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You Wood Think? Bobby and Mikey D
think with Bobby D and Mikey D, brothers from another mother. So today, as usual, basketball. Why? We're huge basketball fans. So, even though it's not basketball season, we're still going to talk about it. Why? Because people are fucking up the rosters. Yeah, when we say fucking up the roster, we mostly mean Rob Palenka and his bullshit. So I'm gonna start. We're gonna go to LeBron a minute because we like LeBron, so we should have him as a guest. So I'll call him. See what he says.
Speaker 1:Yeah, rich Paul's a buddy of mine. So what? We'll give him a call, but Well, you've got his Jersey, I've got his jersey. Yeah, I paid for it. Bitch you better. That's real too. That's real money, not made in China.
Speaker 2:That's what they told him when he bought it that if you buy this, lebron will come on.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it said that on the tag. I'm just saying so regardless we we, we, we meaning. La bought a center. Yes, right, yeah, okay, but did we need a center?
Speaker 2:no, cuz we have who's the guy that JJ Redick hates the most on LA. Oh well, the guy he sat last year was Jackson Hayes. Jackson Hayes, I like Jackson. He just resigned, by the way, he just resigned as well.
Speaker 1:He did resign, so obviously JJ doesn't hate him too bad, or LeBron likes him one of the two. I don't know what he did to JJ for not to be played, but I like this guy. He's. He can pick and roll, he can dunk, he's can. He's a rim per day. He's seven feet tall.
Speaker 2:I think it was uh, his hair is awesome. I think from memory it was that when he was on the floor, their defense was great, but their offense was crap. When he was off the floor, their offense was good, but their defense was crap. So JJ had to make a decision we go offense, do we go defense here?
Speaker 1:right, so well they made a really good decision because, uh, rudy gobert ate us alive. Yeah, what did he have?
Speaker 2:like 26, 26 points, 27 rounds. I never saw anything crazy he just kept throwing on the ball.
Speaker 1:There's nothing they can do. Yeah, people are swatting at it and this is just holding it like this, basically you know like it was ridiculous okay, so now we have a center who's not a center. That's fine. However, we're going back to LeBron Go ahead.
Speaker 2:Mike. Oh well, we were talking about he signed his extension. But then now Rich Paul has come out and talked about LeBron wants to play for a championship, which he's 41. He's near the end of his career, of course he does right, is he, though?
Speaker 1:He's 41, near the end of his career. We've been saying that since he's 35, right? Well, I think I told you like yeah they got him on.
Speaker 2:They got him on video talking about how his wife wants him to retire within the next year or so. So okay. Well, I can understand if mrs james wants him home to do gardening now he has one kid that's in the nba and he's gonna have another kid that next year will be of age to be in the nba.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's right, and I mean, as he go to uni, we'll'll see.
Speaker 2:We'll see. Yeah, who the other son? Yeah, yeah, he's going, he's going to Ohio.
Speaker 1:State. I think he is going, but let me see. Will he stay all three years he should. Yeah, well, it'll depend on how he goes right, Get an education because your dad doesn't have a lot of money to support you, doesn't, yeah, right? Oh, my house bitches, you're gone. Yeah, work for your money.
Speaker 2:Well, what? I don't know what did brawny signed a three-year deal or something like that, didn't he like for guaranteed? Yeah, but it's nice. Oh yeah, I mean it's not. If hey, it's not 52 million for one year, but it's. It's more money in a year than Most what you and I make combined. It's a little bit more.
Speaker 1:And I do have that porn hustle on the side. Yeah, but you know that porn hustle on the side, yeah, but you know that's not going very well. A lot of people just don't like the fat dudes, but you know it is what it is Right yeah. But yeah, I mean, I don't care. Listen, if you're playing the NBA, you're a hell of a player, yeah, yeah, I don't care if it's Brawny or whoever else, or McClung for a cup of coffee.
Speaker 1:They're like he can dunk but he can't play ball. But we'll bring him back for the dunk contest because we need ratings.
Speaker 2:But then he goes to the G League and he's really good in the G League, but why?
Speaker 1:doesn't anybody pull. I don't understand.
Speaker 2:Are we?
Speaker 1:full of white guys. We don't need any more slow white guys. The NBA is different.
Speaker 2:Look at the way the European players talk about it too. The NBA talk about it too. Right, the NBA is just different. It's it's the way the game is, is officiated, the way the game is designed to, like, promote offense and um, it's just a different style of play. So, guys, that could be okay. College players all of a sudden have great NBA careers because the game is just better suited to their style of play right.
Speaker 1:Can you imagine I never watched it, but I can't even imagine if Joker like back in the day somebody said that kid's gonna be awesome watching Joker as a 14 or 15 year old, like Durant and all those guys are in grade 8 knowing they're gonna play in the NBA, and you watch this big, clumsy white guy and go, he's gonna be the MVP for a long time.
Speaker 2:I don't know if people would have thought he's gonna be the MVP, yeah, but I think they see you. You know, like the guy's got these I don't even know what it is, his IQ? He sees the game.
Speaker 1:He sees the game better than anybody he really does, I mean well, not better than our boy Steve Nash, or the all-time assist leader ever in the history of basketball, john Stockton. John Stockton, another white boy, not Canadian, but we'll let it slide. He acts Canadian. That means he's polite, is he though?
Speaker 2:Probably not, probably not, probably, not right, but I mean yeah, Okay so back to LeBron, right Back to.
Speaker 1:LeBron. Lebron, take a little bit more money, can we?
Speaker 2:Well, here's the thing right 52 million. He wants to play for a championship.
Speaker 1:Right, okay. Is LA a championship team?
Speaker 2:No, they're not, they're not I mean, him and Luka are great, but you got all your money wrapped up in two max players, and now you've just given Aiton another $9 million a year $10 million a year, Whatever, it is a year, and he better be worth it. And so now this is. You know, this is LeBron's teams. For how long now? It's a couple of max players hand, you know handicap the team as far as what they can spend.
Speaker 2:Yeah, go out and try and find a bunch of mid-level to low level like role players, and then, if that doesn't work, at mid, at the you know, midway through the season they'll reset the roster trade a bunch of players and give it a go again, give it a go again. Yeah, you know, give yourself three months to try and put together a team.
Speaker 1:Yep, well, here's the other thing too. I mean, luke and LeBron probably only played what 20, 25 games together, maybe. Yeah, you know he was hurt, then he got hurt, then you know right, and as we call he's not going to like that, but I'm going to trademark that the white pylon. I'm going to make t-shirts.
Speaker 2:He looked. I just saw him. I think it must be whatever Euro basketball, championships or not Euro basketball, but whatever it is that's going on right now.
Speaker 1:Oh, is it Okay? I saw.
Speaker 2:Slovenia play. I think it was France the other day and I saw the highlights. He is looking slimmer.
Speaker 1:Is he?
Speaker 2:Yeah, stop sticking cheeseburgers in your face, wow man, 25 years old, whatever he is 26 years old, 24 years old. You got that much money and you know it doesn't matter. He might not have been in the best shape, but that boy was still unstoppable. And I don't think he gets himself in shape, Is it going to make a difference? On the defense?
Speaker 1:I mean the defense is not something that everybody can do, it's not. But I mean, do something, do something. Give them a Will Smith, that's right.
Speaker 2:Give them the Will Smith. Well, so the way that rosters you know set up now they're, they're not a championship. No, they're not, and so if they're not, what does that mean? Lebron says he wants to play for a contender, and I see all the talking heads saying that.
Speaker 1:I saw they need to trade him. I saw New York. Who are they trading him to? Who are they going to trade him to New York? Who are they going to trade him for? Spike Lee? But what are they giving up? Right? Yeah, you're giving up back. Well, no, no, let's trade straight up Cooper, flagg and LeBron. It seems like a good deal.
Speaker 2:They're pretty much the same age.
Speaker 1:That's right. Listen, I'm going to go back. It's blowing up on the internet what we said.
Speaker 2:Mavs are better by trading. I think so. It's unbelievable If they're healthy.
Speaker 1:It's unbelievable. Anthony Streetclose Davis, I didn't call him Antonio today.
Speaker 2:You didn't call him Antonio today. That's how much I hate him.
Speaker 1:I don't hate him, he's actually a really good player.
Speaker 2:He's just made a glass he gets hurt too easy.
Speaker 1:Anthony Street Closed Davis. I can't take that I can't remember who said it. It might have been an asshole.
Speaker 2:Was it Barkley? I think it was Barkley when they say asshole that's. A.
Speaker 1:Smith, yeah, yeah, watched a video of those two idiots, barkley and Shaq, having a bench press contest.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:But they put fake weights on Barkley.
Speaker 2:It didn't tell Shaq and Shaq's all pissed off.
Speaker 1:He's like what's going on? Come on, boy, it was pretty funny.
Speaker 2:Speaking of Shaq, did you see this? He's about to get a star in the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, here's something you don't know. I don't even know if my good buddy, mike, knows this In order to get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, you have to pay for it yourself, do you? Yep? Oh, I didn't know that. That's real, that's 100% real. I'm not making that shit up. So anybody who's like oh, I'm so blessed, hang on.
Speaker 2:You had to pay for that, okay well, you got to pay for it, but it still must have to go through some sort of approval process. I'm assuming, or they're just like you have the 10 grand.
Speaker 1:there you go, yep. So Hollywood Walk of Fame. Shaquille O'Neal Is there room for his hands.
Speaker 2:Mike, On that thing.
Speaker 1:They have to do maybe two squares, two squares and maybe put his penis in the center. You know the penis being Kevin Hart, of course. But, yeah, but yeah. So Hollywood, what are they called the Walk of Fame?
Speaker 1:I think it's the Walk of Fame, yeah it's pretty much the Walk of Shame Now if you went to the Diddy parties because everybody oh look, he was there Ellen DeGeneres, degenerate, or whatever her name is, oprah Winfrey, the whole nine yards. Right, we'll give Port Porsche de Rossi a pass. She gets a, she gets the ghetto pass on this one. I don't think she did anything that Ellen degenerate did. So you know, yeah, right, yeah we heard she was a horrible person, but the guy stands.
Speaker 2:Reason when that stuff came out stands. That's a long time ago.
Speaker 1:We'll let it go. Yeah, you know, we'll see what happens. All right, so this new kid went to the combine. Oh yeah, name is Bailey Ace not ace fairly. That's a kiss reference. We like kiss for our fans. Gene Simmons screwed how many girls? My wife, both my sisters, it's just the problem. Thanks, gene, yeah, right, yeah, but anyway, yeah, so ace barely. So what do we know? Well, we know he went to the combine. He looked pretty good. I don't know much about him. I saw you, you know he played for Rutgers.
Speaker 2:I knew that he played for Rutgers. It was predicted to go pretty high in the draft. Definitely pretty into the combine, but then never went to any pre draft workouts.
Speaker 1:Okay, so let me pipe in. So didn't go to any pre-draft workouts. So what does that mean? Well, usually when you go to the combine, you go and you'll try out. For a couple of teams, coats are taking a look, I think the combine is you.
Speaker 2:just you get run through a bunch of drills.
Speaker 1:Do the drills, do your vertical and all the other things right, yeah, he's decent. So people are talking. We have our own analogy of this and I'm going to let Mike talk on this one, because he brought it up first. I'm not going to step on his toes. So what do you think, mike?
Speaker 2:Well, I think it's like I said what you're reading, is that his agents, I think, or his reps, whatever we're saying telling teams that we're looking at drafting him high? Don't draft him because he won't report.
Speaker 1:So the only way.
Speaker 2:The reason I know this story is I moment he got drafted he didn't look overly happy about it at the actual draft and, as we know, hard to fake that it is hard to fake, hard to fake oh, I'm so happy. Yeah, see, the same thing I think we were talking about the kid I don't know the kid's name, sorry went to the raptors yeah, I don't know his name either, but it was his girlfriend or his mom, his girlfriend was there let's go.
Speaker 1:The two of them are like and you're trapping the charlotte.
Speaker 2:Have a team, I think she's a basketball player and I think she plays like in South Carolina or something, so that is a you know, a bit of difference.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she doesn't want to get paid in Monopoly money. It's further to go to the West Coast team, right, you know, than it is to go to Toronto from South Carolina, but Nobody would come here, same as the Blue Jays, that's right.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Right, so yeah, so you can't fake.
Speaker 2:Yeah, right, right. So we're saying he didn't look happy, didn't look happy, he probably didn't want to go. So the story was is he going to report? Now he reported. I think he played last night, yeah.
Speaker 1:Had a bit of a shaky start, I think. Well, of course.
Speaker 2:I, and this story blew up. Everybody questioning.
Speaker 1:They're already shitting on this kid. What are you doing? You're going to the NBA. Be happy.
Speaker 2:He had a plan he wanted to go somewhere.
Speaker 1:He wanted to go somewhere and that wasn't it. We don't know where he wanted to go, but I'm sure that'll come out.
Speaker 2:Maybe LA, as a Canadian, it reminds me of Lindros back in the day Getting drafted, and where was it he didn't want to go to.
Speaker 1:Okay, I'll hit this one for you Now I can tell you a whole bunch of stories about Eric Lindros. So, first and foremost, when he got drafted, he didn't want to play for the Quebec Nordique. Oh right, he didn't want to put the hat on.
Speaker 2:He didn't want to put the jersey on to Canada. The Quebec Nordiques were my team. Listen, joe.
Speaker 1:Sackick and the. These were good players, right. And then they went to another Colorado Colorado something, avalanche.
Speaker 2:Whatever the hell they are, they're old enough to remember Guy Lafleur playing.
Speaker 1:Guy Lafleur the flower would come off and smoke cigarettes on the bench. He was a chain smoker that could out-skate. Anybody Didn't wear a helmet Didn't wear a helmet. Brad Marsh also didn't wear a helmet and skated on his ankles and played for Toronto, but anyway, Alright. So Eric Lindros. So Eric Lindros did not want to play for the Quebec Nordique right, Tabernake C. Alright, so same thing. Maybe this kid didn't want to play Right.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Now we know what happened to Eric Lindros. Eric Lindros now likes to eat soup because he's had a few too many concussions. Him and his brother brent uh, both concussion prone. Uh, quick story uh, my buddy, marcello fabrizi.
Speaker 1:Uh, you probably met marcello, I remember giant years ago giant italian man I used to train with at the gym. Strong, just stupid ridiculous strong, just natural strength from pasta. All right, he played against eric lindros, uh, in the uh, major junior league under okay, now here's the story. This is real. So, uh, marcello was the leading scorer for the pre-season one year. So basically, what they do is like, okay, you need to beat him right. So, before the pucks even dropped the center ice marcello's getting smashed in the face, not by Eric Lindros, but I'm just saying so that's what they do to you. You rough the guy up. He's the leading scorer. You rough him up In a game. Eric Lindros ran over our friend Marcello like a truck. I was going to say Lindros was a big boy, but here's the thing. So was Marcello, right, right? So, yeah, he basically ran over him and Marcello's like I don't know what, hit me, coach, where am I? Like snot bubbles the whole nine yards.
Speaker 2:Okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:All right. So Lindros big dude, didn't play in the league long. We always thought he was on the Mexican supplements. Sure was very if you don't know what mexican supplements are. It's the same thing. Joe rogan, liver king okay, all right. So not knocking joe rogan. Hell of a guy, big hog on him. What I hear now, just the rumors. I don't know for sure, haven't.
Speaker 2:Haven't had a sauna with me yet, mike, okay there we go if I have a sauna with, and I'll let you know if he has a tattoo on his dick.
Speaker 1:It probably says something about austin texas. I'm sure all right, Okay. So Eric Lindros, Now Marcello. Here's what happened. So he played a little bit of Major Junior. Then in a game got beat up. Really bad, Slid in, hit his head on the board, swallowed his tongue, Geez On the ice, Almost died. They saved his life Regardless. So now he comes back to Halifax, right. He comes back to Halifax right, 16. Okay.
Speaker 2:Okay, sure Got to go to high school.
Speaker 1:All right, so he's going to go play for.
Speaker 2:Amherst, Were you known from high school? No, this is not real. This is this is.
Speaker 1:this is before what happened. So he's going to go play for Amherst Rambers when he comes back. Now Amherst Rambers are a junior A team it's pretty good. So he has to go to Amherst High School. But when you play major junior, you don't really go to high school. So he didn't really go to high school.
Speaker 1:So, anyway, the whole thing was when he was going to high school. He got hurt, couldn't play anymore. So now he can't play, he's hurt. He's working at Costco driving a forklift. This is a true story. One day he's driving the forklift and the hockey coach of SMU comes up and goes hey, man, aren't you Marcello Fabrizi? You're going to be like an NHL player. And he goes yeah, and he goes who are you playing for? He's like I'm not playing for anybody. He goes this is my job. The Costco Summer League team.
Speaker 1:Costco Summer League right, he goes this is my job and he goes what he goes. Yeah, he says what you want to go to university, he goes. Well, I never graduated high school.
Speaker 2:Ah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1:So then the coach says what high school did you go to? He goes Amherst High. He goes why don't you come down to my office on Monday or Tuesday and talk to me? Marcello's like okay man. So he goes down, sits down. Coach of SMU. Slides a transcript across the table Grade 12, 80% in everything.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Right, Sure. And he goes, so you want to play here? My child's like sure, yeah. So anyway, ends up playing for SMU First three years. Gets his letter yeah Right, Changes life. Got an education. Now he works in the SO business oil up in Calgary Okay, Somewhere up there with his lovely wife and their young son Crazy story Figured. He'd never play again. Ended up going to university.
Speaker 1:Got a great education, played hockey for three years, got the letter, then moved out west and made a lot of money. Good for him. Good things come out of bad things. We always look at the positive on this end, but it is what it is, yeah, so.
Speaker 2:It's the moral of the story. Get run over by Eric Lindros.
Speaker 1:Yeah, moral of the story Get run over by a Mexican, supplemented up juice monkey and at the end of the day, everything goes well for the Italian fella, that's right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, italian job, but not the job we were looking for, but it is what it is.
Speaker 1:All right. So what else you got, mike, today?
Speaker 2:I don't know. I think you're talking. You know, if you're talking, mexican supplements, uh-oh, you were telling me about the fentanyl bust out in Missouri. Yeah, yeah, yeah, listen.
Speaker 1:I don't know what's going on in Canada, but the fentanyl if you don't know what fentanyl is, fentanyl can kill you, like the the size of like a pinhead kind of thing. A little bit amount it can kill you. People put in cocaine and ecstasy and all that kind of stuff. We don't, we don't do any of that, okay, so we don't have to worry about that. I have allergies, right allergies, okay. So, regardless, if I did cocaine, I'd be cleaning this host and I look this will like this, okay, that's not our thing over here, right I?
Speaker 1:don't even drink alcohol, so this wheel like this Okay, that's not our thing over here, right? I don't even drink alcohol, so fentanyl. Now people go Surrey BC. Surrey BC is not a small city, so it is second largest to Vancouver in population in BC in.
Speaker 1:BC. So this isn't like a Hickville little you know establishment, like two guys in a pizza place. This is a giant ass. Fentanyl lab, one of the biggest busts in the history, crazy Of the world. Fentanyl, and where's fentanyl coming from? Well, everybody says China, okay, right. And they're saying it's coming through Canada and we're sliding it down to the US Allegedly. I don't know this for sure. Yeah, right. And we've never been caught. I mean, we don't know who's doing it, right, but at the same time it's coming. So drugs? Listen, young people, listen to me carefully. Michael tested this. When you're of age, what's the age for legals? 191919. I don't even agree with that because of my background in the exercise science. 24 is when your brain stops growing. Okay, you should only take drugs after you're 24. I'm not saying you should take drugs, never mind Sure. But I'm saying, if you are going to take mind-altering drugs marijuana, derivative marijuana, hashish, dmt, ayahuasca what else we got in mind? Edibles, yep, okay, there's still yeah, thc Yep.
Speaker 1:All these things Going to change your mind. You're going to see gibbous. And why do I say gibbous? Because it's probably not real Jesus, it's gibbous. And where does that come from the Simpsons? Of course, but, and where does that come from the Simpsons? Of course? But have we done any of those drugs? Allegedly, maybe, maybe.
Speaker 1:Maybe, Back in the day, when we were young men, like in our 50s, we probably tried. Are we allowed to talk about this, jamie? Cut that out, all right, we can't afford Jamie. We can't afford Jamie. We need a producer. If you're looking for a job and you want to get paid in meth, what In money? My word's no good. I have my English no good. Esl Right Sure, yeah, I grew up ESL. English is a stupid language. I think that's right.
Speaker 2:That's it.
Speaker 1:We're looking for a producer. We cannot afford young.
Speaker 2:Jamie, jamie, if joe rogan fires you call us up.
Speaker 1:That's right. He's a sound engineer. He's one of the best in the world. The second best that I know is probably red band off kill tony. So red band tony fires you, you know, oh, by the way, uh, uh, kill tony's coming to the garrison grounds in august. The kill tony show with burt kreischer and a whole bunch of comedians.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's a big deal. Yeah, I saw that Matt Reif's coming. He is funny as hell yeah.
Speaker 1:He is funny as hell. I might have to go down there and try to get some content and show Bert Kreischer who we are. Okay, because hey listen, we got something coming Remember.
Speaker 2:I told you.
Speaker 1:It's coming tomorrow. Fedex is delivering between 830 and 1230. Right, and I guess next Saturday we'll film that. Yeah right, so yeah, so from then on, right here, baby gonna be right here. Now you're wondering what's that gonna be. Well, it's not going to be my blow up tall, that's what you're thinking. Or the boinking pig? Yeah, I know you're hoping for the boinking pig. I appreciate that for my birthday. By the way, it's been used a lot. You know what I learned? Can't put the boinking pig in the dishwasher, mike, I bet. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, it's no longer a boinking pig.
Speaker 1:It's now like a shriveled up piece of pork loin. Oh yeah, so there's not much I can do with it. No, but the blow up toy you gave me I really appreciate. Retired, I'm bored. All right, okay, what else you got?
Speaker 2:Mike, what else did you want to talk about today?
Speaker 1:Well, it's a nice sunny day out. Hey, listen, let's quickly. Mike and his lovely wife have hens in the back. I was going to say chickens.
Speaker 2:Yeah, hens, but they are chickens. They have laying hens, they lay.
Speaker 1:Fabergé eggs Wouldn't that be great Fabergé? They lay eggs and the eggs are extremely good, very healthy for you.
Speaker 1:However, we have a small problem with Mike's backyard, because in the backyard, mike, you have a giant ass, bobcat, bobcat yeah, okay now if you're in a lot yeah now, if you watch uh, muscle and fiction I've showed this before on our uh, uh quick reel to show you all the animals that have walked through Mike's front and backyard we got bear, we got deer, we got rabbits, we got raccoons, porcupines, coyotes and then this bobcat. So this bobcat is coming for free lunch. Pretty much, yeah. Now, I'm not a math genius, but we had three chickens.
Speaker 2:It was four when we started, sorry, four chickens.
Speaker 1:And then one chicken.
Speaker 2:One the bobcat got.
Speaker 1:One the bobcat got. He was free range and that was lunch. And then another one passed away from exhaustion, of giving up too many eggs. And now there's two left. Two left, but the problem is, the bobcat knows where they are.
Speaker 2:No, the bobcat knows where they are.
Speaker 1:It's coming out middle of the day right now which is, I figure it's a— and he's not afraid, not afraid the coming out in the middle of the day is interesting because you wouldn't think it would be coming out in the middle of the day.
Speaker 2:So the only thing I can figure is I don't think it's starving, I don't think it's hurting for food.
Speaker 1:Oh no, he's not small, so the other thing is that he could be a sheep. And it could be that he's trying to actually find some food for some babies Right. We don't know for sure, but we do know that when Mike runs at it it just goes what bitch? It just kind of looks at them.
Speaker 2:Well, it acts like a cat. It takes a few steps. Takes a few steps, looks over its shoulder and says oh, you want to play, come chase me.
Speaker 1:Well, yeah, the worst part is it's a beautiful animal. It is beautiful. It is just a beautiful animal and you're like go away but come here, but go away, yeah, when it got the first one.
Speaker 2:We first got the hens. And we didn that firsthand Just come out of nowhere. My wife was not mad.
Speaker 1:She said what can you do? The animal saw a free meal and it went for it. You can't be mad at the animal.
Speaker 2:We don't want it to happen again. So now they don't free range anymore.
Speaker 1:No more free range. They're in their run. We have a little portable run that we move them around the yard in.
Speaker 2:We've got to get an enclosure built around the coop so we can just let them out and not worry about it as much.
Speaker 1:But yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:So I mean, and we're not even far from the city, man.
Speaker 1:No, it's baffling to me. Like when you showed me that picture of the black bear, I just went oh my God, yeah, like what the Listen? And you know I watch these videos, everybody watches these videos. You see Yosemite Park or one of these parks, and the people are like from here to your chairs and they're like hey, bear, I'm like these, they will eat you. Like it's not yogi and friends, yeah, they're not looking for picnic basket, it's not smoky to bear stamping on forest fires.
Speaker 2:These will eat you when we lived out right. I remember when we lived out west. We lived in edmonton and we'd go out to jasper on a regular and I don't know how many times you'd go out and you would stop and see that You'd see people parked along. And so it was great. It's like what do they see?
Speaker 2:We want to stop and have a look at what they see too, you stop and there's a mama bear with her cubs. Great, take a picture from my car. Nope, people are getting out walking right down to where the cubs are. Crazy.
Speaker 1:And it's just I remember saying, I think yeah. Right yeah, the worst one I saw was this Chinese couple fighting she gets out of the car, lion right, he gets out of the car to save her and then ended up losing two of them. Jeez, stupid.
Speaker 2:That is stupid.
Speaker 1:And it says stay in your car. Stay in your car, like, these are animals that eat you, right it's? It's a giant, okay, pitchy little house cat. And now it's 1,100 pounds. Yeah, what are you going to do, bad kitty? Yeah, he's going to run away with you. Yeah, take out your little shaky toy yeah.
Speaker 1:So my point is I can't believe the stupidity of these tourists. Yeah, and the other one too. The bison People have no idea how big those are. We saw the same thing and the other one too. The bison People have no idea how big those are. We saw the same thing.
Speaker 2:We see those running at people At Wood Buffalo National Park. When we were out walking around the area, there you go. We kind of came around a corner and there was a herd of them. It was like oh, oh, oh.
Speaker 1:Yeah, now what? Yeah, we caught a knife.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Cut out that name, puck.
Speaker 2:And yeah, we backtrack pretty quick man.
Speaker 1:Yeah, man, like the stupidity, they're huge. They're huge, they've never come across.
Speaker 2:They're huge.
Speaker 1:And once again they are wild.
Speaker 2:They are wild.
Speaker 1:Aminals, animals, aminals, aminals. All right, yep, go find a feral cat and see what happens? You try to pick that little cat up, right, same idea. Watch what they'll do to it. Yeah, watch what they'll do. Exactly, it is absolutely shredded, right. Well, I mean, if you want to go.
Speaker 2:Stupidity at its finest. We can talk about everybody's good friend, steve irwin the crocodile hunter, right. Well, I mean I don't know if he I mean that's that was just unlucky. What happened to him, that guy, you know? At least that guy knew what he was doing around.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, I don't mean that. I mean like people think that they're crying listen if you don't know how to handle animals, don't do it right, yeah, he gets stabbed through the heart by a stingray barb, what's the chance of?
Speaker 2:that exactly right like crazy. But yeah, I mean accident. You know, I love steve erwin. Oh, I love steve erwin watching the croc.
Speaker 1:I still I've watched his show now with uh mindy in the game yeah, yeah yeah, and his wife's still doing it, right, but I mean that time he's hanging his little baby in front of the crocodile yeah, probably not the best I know his kids are, isn't she?
Speaker 2:she's mid-20s now.
Speaker 1:Oh, they're all doing. They're all doing the show. It's a whole show. Still down there still talk about the dad still run the zoo as a family, I think yeah, yeah, they made fun of his shorts and the mom's like I like the way he rocked those short shorts well, of course you did.
Speaker 2:You married him. He's.
Speaker 1:An awesome dude, but yeah I I mean you know you can't just go walking through the forest. You know he used to dive off that. Yeah, you come up with lock the snake. They hold it up. It's venomous. Look he's mad. Well, he's fucking mad, cuz you're holding up.
Speaker 2:When we, when we were over there, we went to the Australia Zoo when we were how did you get to go see it?
Speaker 1:I never did get to see it.
Speaker 2:I can't remember her name, so the mom's name, but anyway, she was out doing the doing the actual show, feeding the oh okay, with the, yeah, the dead chickens and shit, yeah, well, whatever, it was like the meat, just dangling the meat over and the croc comes right up out of the water and grabs it and I'm pretty sure at the time, like the bendy and the, the, whatever the kid's name is the boy I don't know the fellow's name.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he's. Uh, uh, they were, they were there. They were just little kids at the time. This was quite a few years ago now, but yeah, that was pretty cool to see.
Speaker 1:Like I said, they're doing the show now.
Speaker 2:This was after he'd passed, he was out there still running the show right.
Speaker 1:Well, they have a big compound and everything. It's huge.
Speaker 2:It's a huge zoo, huge, yeah, remember, I told the story about being by the camel. That was at the Australia Zoo. Yeah, that's the beautiful camel that I'm allergic to.
Speaker 1:That's just baffling. So, I guess that camel hair suit I bought just sitting in the closet.
Speaker 2:Just going to have to sit in the closet yeah, and the testicle hat as well.
Speaker 1:That's it, camel testicles.
Speaker 2:Good old camels.
Speaker 1:All right, everybody. So that's it for today. Another episode in the banks. So this is Bobby D and Mikey.
Speaker 2:D.
Speaker 1:Brothers from another mother. Uh, you would think, and, as you know, nobody does think. That's why we're doing this shit. We're doing it. So, once again, see us on apple, spotify and the muslim fiction youtube for now, and there's other places too. I can't think of them, probably because I just can't think of them. Yeah, but it is what it is peace everybody. And thumbs up, thumbs up.
