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The Knicks Win And The Subway Loses

Bobby and Mikey D Season 1 Episode 68

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A $6 parlay win somehow turns into a full-blown tour through sports, culture, and real-life chaos, and we don’t even pretend we’re staying on one lane. We start with a sponsor shoutout and spiral into the most relatable debate possible: the sugary stuff we grew up on, why it tasted so good, and how “normal” used to mean loading fruit with sugar and calling it healthy.

Then we hit the big sports headlines with zero filter. We talk Carolina Hurricanes playoff momentum, the NBA Finals, and why the Knicks winning changes the entire mood of the league, the media, and even celebrity culture. We get into ticket prices and how regular fans get priced out, plus the emotional side of winning and the quiet confidence of letting the trophy do the talking. Along the way we nerd out on coaching, rhythm, and why clock management decides games when teams stop attacking.

From there it’s UFC shockers and a real conversation about event security, then a hard left into parade subway crowd panic and why packed stations can turn dangerous fast. We wrap with NBA trade rumors (Giannis, LeBron, Lakers roster building), a Halifax Sail GP check-in, the cost of living reality, and a World Cup run that includes Messi vs Ronaldo talk and Canada’s huge moment, plus the fallout from a brutal injury. And yes, we somehow end up on a global whey protein shortage and empty cheese shelves, because that’s the kind of episode this is.

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So that's what did you just say rot our teeth?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, with with with uh Kool-Aid. Yeah. With Kool-Aid. Well, do you ever see what you mean? Your mom used to make us like five things of sugar.

SPEAKER_02

I know, I wasn't, but I meant I said it'd be nice to have some. I didn't mean Kool-Aid. I mean the actual stuff. Yeah, yeah. And I was laughing, it's like, oh yeah, rot our teeth out. We're not talking about it. No, no, no, no.

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Uh our sponsor stuff doesn't rot our teeth. The Kool-Aid back in the day, like five cups of sugar. No one tastes the same.

SPEAKER_02

Do you ever see that uh grape sugar? Like somebody, somebody has uh it's it's out there, you can see it. And somebody has the picture of like how much sugar is in each, like how much is in a a bottle, a two-liter bottle of pop, and this and that. Oh, I bet it's bananas. And it's like ridiculous. Yeah, I bet it's bananas.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, gotta be.

SPEAKER_02

Well, we've made homemade ginger beer here before. It takes a good you know, cup or two cups of sugar, right? It's delicious, but it's yeah, it's a lot of sugar.

SPEAKER_00

Well, mom, every I guess it's fall, you make like blueberry jam and stuff like that. And so the nephews and stuff like it. I got no wonder. Did you see how she made it? A two, one of those two kilogram bags of sugar. She's like, Yeah, they really love it. I'm thinking, yeah, it's like crack. Of course they love it.

SPEAKER_02

I mean, did your grandmother? So my grandmother's dad did this too. So they'd get a grapefruit, let's say, or they'd get a bowl of strawberries. Which, you know, it's fruit, it's not really sweet. But you know, the grapefruit may be. Oh, I know where this is going. You put sugar, you cut it in half. Cut it in sugar. Put sugar on it. Grandmother would cut the cut the grapefruit, put it into the like little uh triangles, yep, and then just load it with sugar, and then that's how she'd eat it.

SPEAKER_00

Guilty!

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, as a man. I did it with a kid. As a young man.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, yeah. Same. Kid, kid, yeah, grandma. Yeah, you know what else grandma had? You remember those little tiny packets of cereal? Oh, yeah. And then you could you could actually tear them open and pour the milk in it and eat it? That was the best day ever. Until you go and it's like raisin bran, you know, special cake, it's something else. Somebody ate the cornflakes and fruit loops. Yeah, yeah, that's right. Yeah, stupid brothers. Yeah, anyway.

Hurricanes Win And Wild Sports Tales

SPEAKER_00

So uh Carolina Hurricanes came through for us. Yeah. We won six dollars on the parlay. So coal, uh, every time my in-laws will be happy.

SPEAKER_02

They're down in Carolina, they're big, huge Carolina supporters have been there for a long time. They bought season tickets when it wasn't cool to be a Carolina fan. Wow, good on the bottom floor, and then they've been grandfathered in. So they get a really good deal with their tickets every year. But um, so we got a good on the good on the Canes, man.

SPEAKER_00

But here's the thing I was cheering for them. They were supposed to win, they were first all year. Right? Good team, real good team.

SPEAKER_02

They've been really good for years, they just haven't been able to get over the hump.

SPEAKER_00

That's right. Now they're over the hump. Yep.

SPEAKER_02

But uh once again, another southern state wins. I know, right? Right?

SPEAKER_00

The uh the coach of the Vegas Knights, well, actually, actually coach, they fired him. John Tortorella.

SPEAKER_02

Wow, so they fired, they actually fired their other coaches. Yeah, like right before the playoffs, right?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, so I'm saying they fired John Tortorella. We don't know for sure. John would have said, I'm only coming for this, and that's it. I think he said that in one of his press conferences.

SPEAKER_02

He's like, I only like, no, no, as far as I know, I'm done at the end of the season. If the agreement was come out and finish all the seasonal.

SPEAKER_00

Because I'm thinking to myself, there's no way they fired him after he got them through there, right?

SPEAKER_02

60, what did he say? 68, I think.

SPEAKER_00

Whatever he is, but here's the funny part. Now he's got to go back and get his clothes. Remember, he left his clothes at the hotel. I thought that was great. But that actually, he's he's i I like him because he says smart shit like that. He goes, Well, you think we're coming back? I'll off my clothes.

SPEAKER_02

You've heard the story of the Cavs. Like they put the they they all pooled their money and put the money up in the oh no, I don't know the story.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, so Ty Lu tal. I don't know everything.

SPEAKER_02

So so he's talked about how like they all put they all put their money together and said, This was game five. They said, We're coming back here to get our money for game seven. Like, so we're not gonna lose game six. They put the money in the ceiling, so they put the money in the ceiling, yeah. I never heard of the city. And then I think they all forgot about it, maybe, because they're you know they won, they're all excited. Apparently, Tyloo went up and got the money, so Tylu kept the money.

SPEAKER_00

Tyloo. Yeah, isn't that funny?

SPEAKER_02

But isn't that funny though? They had they put the money up in the in the in the sea in the in the tiles there.

SPEAKER_00

They watch too many movies, eh, Mike? You go back to get some shit. It's good. Yeah, yeah. Tyloo, you sneaky little bastard.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, he was on, I can't remember what podcast is on where he finally came out just recently.

SPEAKER_00

I wonder where that money went.

SPEAKER_02

101, 102. Yeah, thanks for it. God, I can't remember. Maybe it was the maybe it was the old man in the tree when J uh JJ was still uh hosting that podcast. I can't remember which one it was. But anyway, it was funny.

SPEAKER_00

Sneaky little bastard.

SPEAKER_02

But I've heard that story from multiple people. Oh, I haven't. Those are such good stories, man. Same with the one that I talk about where LeBron went into the locker room at halftime. Uh no, sorry. Uh they got on the bus after they were down 3-1 and said, we talked about this already. He laid it out and said, Yep, we win Draymond suspended for game game five. We can win if we win game five, he goes, there's no way they're gonna win game six. Right. When we come back, all the pressure's gonna be on them. And he laid it out, and everybody on that bus went. Okay, yeah. Makes me, you know what? He just made me a believer. I think it's a good thing.

SPEAKER_00

But here's the thing, where was the coach for that, man?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. That's the coach's job. Well, sorry, I don't keep talking about it. And the reason why I'm talking about it is because it's all over the, it's been all over the uh Richard Jefferson's been running a show uh ten years since the Cavs.

SPEAKER_00

Big comeback 3-1 against the Varriers.

SPEAKER_02

And so that's a really they're a really close team. So anyway, they they've been talking, they've been telling stories and stuff like that. One of the stories they're telling is about how at halftime a game seven, like I think the Golden State was up, I don't know, let's say eight points at halftime. And Tyler and they come into the locker room and Ty Lou says to LeBron, he goes, LeBron, I need more from you. And LeBron's like, what the fuck more am I supposed to do? And like got livid, got really hot. Really? And the guys are like, We've seen LeBron hot before, but not like this. Like this was crazy. We were all sitting there going, Oh shit, like, yeah, he's telling LeBron do more, and LeBron's like doing everything, right? And they said, But you know what? Worked. Watch look at what it look at what he did in that second half, right? Yeah, worked.

SPEAKER_00

Tyloose had a bad go though, but yeah, whatever.

SPEAKER_02

All right, well coaching that Clippers team. I know, right? Yeah, but anyway, congratulations, uh Carolina. Yeah, go ahead. Big win. Jordan Stall, one goal every game. Yeah, crazy. Yeah, uh the Stanley Cup, yeah. Oldest player to win the the the finals MVP.

SPEAKER_00

Yep, yeah, great player. But the all the stalls were good. There's so many of them. They were all good, always. But yeah, good on him. Good on him. All right, uh moving right along.

Knicks Title Buzz And Ticket Reality

SPEAKER_00

Well, well, New York, the parade was pretty cool. Except if you're in the subway. I you know what?

SPEAKER_02

I was uh I was a bandwagon jumper. I'm not a I'm I'm a Celtics fan. I've always admitted that. Uh uh and we cheer for our guy LeBron. Uh you know, when it comes down to Lakers Celtics, I'll always cheer for the Celtics. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh but um uh you know what? I was I was on the New York bandwagon like with uh with I I think we said this before, uh whoever came whoever came out of the West, I wanted New York to win. And and uh I was quite happy, man. I actually watched the game. I uh when it was over, I was smiles, I was watching all the post-game stuff. It was uh yeah, big deal. It was a big deal. And it's the first time that I can remember where I've been that invested in the NBA Finals, too, which will tell you something.

SPEAKER_00

This was a good NBA Finals, though, finally, except for the first couple rounds.

SPEAKER_02

Like, holy shit.

SPEAKER_00

Atlanta, you're never allowed back.

SPEAKER_02

They said uh yeah, the first that's the thing about the NBA. Well, it's useless. We talked about that. It's very rare. I shouldn't say that because the West was like three through six or whatever were pretty much the same record, so that's different, right?

SPEAKER_00

Um but you only need the top five. Yeah, that's it.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, right. Um, but they said the finals was the uh the most watched since the Bulls uh back in the 90s.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, crazy. Way to go, Wendy. Well, Wimby. Way to go, Wemby, but you know what?

SPEAKER_02

I think there are I think a lot of people, this is you know, the the the a lot of the players have always said this when New York's winning, it's great for the NBA, right? It's the mecca of basketball, right? Like and and when when they're winning, like people tune in, and and a lot of people and it's celebrity row.

SPEAKER_00

Well, it's not just any New York, everybody tunes in, right? Well, except for the Jets.

SPEAKER_02

Like, look what look at the first time in 53 years, but like also half the storylines were about the celebrities there. They're interviewing the celebrities. I know, right? Isn't that crazy?

SPEAKER_00

I know Spike Lee, do you remember when? Shut up, we're winning. So that's what I mean.

SPEAKER_02

Like you actually go and you turn on the TV, and not only are the sports channels talking about the end of entertainment tonight, and all those entertainment shows are talking about because all the celebrities are there and they're all being interviewed and they're all excited, right?

SPEAKER_00

So it was a lot. Yeah, but nobody else can afford those tickets anyway. No, but they gotta do something about that. You can't you know what?

SPEAKER_02

And and you're pricing good fans out of the game. New York's probably saying, Why would we? We sold out. Yeah, look at how much money we just easily sold out to, right? Yeah, easily, but but you're right, it's it stops the it stops the you and I from being able to go from to those unless we want to give up a year's salary.

SPEAKER_00

It stops me. You can go anytime, buddy. Uh once again, I still can't eat on Thursdays. Yeah, but uh yeah, I was listening I was impressed, and I you know the the emotions from the boys. Like you're a grown man, but man, oh man, it's like you get emotional watching that. I had goosebumps.

SPEAKER_02

I was like, wow, pretty much they kept trying to get like Jalen Brunson to say say something about your your uh detractors, about your critics. And he's like, No, no, the best thing you can do is not say anything.

SPEAKER_00

Not say anything. Yep, that's right. Uh what uh there's a song that uh Justin Timmerlake and another dude said that's uh saying something, the best thing is to say nothing at all. Oh yeah, yeah, and he's right, just hug that trophy. It is, hold it up, right?

SPEAKER_02

Silence is actually like uh my wife will tell you the same thing. Sometimes, like just not responding at all, like is actually will will more effective, right?

SPEAKER_00

And then or you can be like Usain Bolt and his famous quote is kill him with a smile. Yeah, right, yeah, and Kobe Bryant always says, if I need to hold towels to make us win the game, I will do that. Right? So good on New York because to come back every single game.

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Every single game.

SPEAKER_00

Right.

SPEAKER_02

I think the stats are something ridiculous about how much how much of the whole series that they actually had to lead was like a fraction of the state. Makes no sense. But you know what? I'll also say this Victor Wemanyama's not there yet.

SPEAKER_00

Nope, nope.

SPEAKER_02

And I'm glad uh because I told you this as well. Somebody said it and I agreed that if if the Spurs would have won this year, the amount of glow that would have been put on too much Wem Wembanyama would have been too much.

SPEAKER_00

Met a collapse. Yeah, Kwame Brown.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, that's right. Yeah, well, just like just like you would never, it's kind of like you know, how people just can't stand LeBron because it's just everything about the NBA is about LeBron. It's gonna be everything about the NBA is gonna be about Victor, and it's gonna be eventually.

SPEAKER_00

Well, did I say anything like tone it down right now? Did I say any meme about Popovich and the four of them? I left the AI video. If you haven't seen it, people go find it. It's uh Popovich in the locker room. There's Wimby and three other players. I don't even know who, but he said something to somebody goes, What's do something? He cracked him across and he goes, shut up, Wendy. And he asks, What's his name? What's one plus one? He goes, Ah, he's a little slow, he wouldn't know that anyway. Like it whoever made that's a genius.

SPEAKER_02

It was so funny. But that's a fair point because not only are like do you know does Wemby who you know it wasn't you can't put it on him and he can't put it on Fox.

SPEAKER_00

Let it go.

SPEAKER_02

He he uh well no, but that's but the point is he said he's you know he's it's a learning experience. He has the learner a few things he's gonna have to take away from this series, right? The the loss.

SPEAKER_00

And I the Toby puts on 30 pounds, Mike.

SPEAKER_02

Sometimes the scary part is is you know, maybe they won this year and then then the arrogance would have kicked in and they would have been winning one. So maybe this is actually good for San Antonio because now that's it.

SPEAKER_00

Everybody said they're a year ahead, and it was impressive that they got there. But we all knew that they had OKC's number the whole year. If you didn't know that, you're a moron. Follow the real follow the stage. They did.

SPEAKER_02

They they did. Even SGA set. I will still give uh I will still say that OKC was missing their second best player that yeah. I told you that's why they were gonna lose. Yeah, that makes a huge difference. Yep.

SPEAKER_00

But I still picked New York way early, and I picked New York in five, too. Let's go back and look. It's on tape, sir. Or video, whatever the hell we call it. Sure. Yeah. All right,

UFC Night Shock And Security Fears

SPEAKER_00

now we were talking about this earlier. The uh 250th, whatever, at the White House for the UFC, Dana White and the boys. And the only thing Joe Rogan was only worried about, he was like, the only thing I'm really worried about is a terrorist attack. Did you hear they that they floored one? No, yeah, dude. These kids got drones and they were loading them with explosives, and they were gonna drive it, fly them over the White House and drop, and then they had they were gonna have the people running out and they had snipers putting a set up and start clipping up. Oh, yeah, FBI uh Cash Patel, they told the whole thing, they got them. The only reason I caught them, the mom made a phone call. I'd have to look that one up. I have a thing about that. Sure, man. It's not just like oh no, no, no, no, it's real, 100%. No, no, no. Cash Patel, the uh FBI director came on and he went on and he said, he said, you know, we've been diligent and all this stuff, and he's very important to all the people there. But he goes, if the mother didn't call, he goes, we don't know what would have happened. Because the only thing Joe Rogan said, eh, nobody's gonna shoot us or anything, but maybe you know, terrorist attacks. So anyway, biggest upset of the night was uh Justin Gagey beating Ilya Tapooria, the uh Spanish dude. Not just beat him, beat him bad. Broke both orbitals and his nose. The man did not come off the stool in round four. Wow, and Justin Gagey had a little mark right here.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, yeah, dude. He beat the shit out of it. Yeah, I think beforehand you didn't, you weren't you weren't calling that one. You thought that the other is gonna be the other way around.

SPEAKER_00

I thought for sure Ilya Taporia with his quick hands and everything, but Ilya Tapora is a uh egotistical POS. The night before his fights, he parties.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, does he? Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Drinks, smokes, eats. He's like, yeah, I already won. You forgot who Justin Gagey is, sir. He is a tough, tough man.

SPEAKER_02

Man, go back and look at the Buster Douglas and Tyson. Don't ever fucking underestimate anybody. That's right.

SPEAKER_00

Mike Tyson said, I didn't even know.

SPEAKER_02

Don't take it for granted, yeah. That's right.

SPEAKER_00

But yeah, I mean, holy. So here's the thing. So Justin Gagey's not young, he's almost 40 years old. Okay, right. In the towards like 25. Oh yeah. Right? So they basically handed it to him, and he what what they've been doing, they've been handing these new up and comers to Justin Gagey. The last three guys, he beat the shit up. Oh, yeah. So he's like, what do you got now, Dana? Yeah, what do you got? Who's left? And here's the thing. So he he won the interim lightweight belt. He's got the BMF, the BMF belt is called bad motherfucker. Like, he got that belt too. Now he's got the actual world champion uh lightweight belt. He's 38. Walk away, son. You're at the top. You don't need the money. Walk away. Don't fight one more time and lose. Then you look like an idiot. Just walk. You don't need the money. Go wrestle now and go enjoy yourself. Right? So a lot of people don't know this, but where Justin Gacy's from, there's another gentleman in front of UC named Don Fry. Don Fry's head's the size of a pumpkin, giant mustache, like our friend uh Burt Reynolds and what's his name? Don Fry come out and he goes, I used to be the toughest man from our town. He goes, Mr. Gacy, you are now the toughest man from our town. Oh, nice. And that's a lot because Don Fry was a who's like the whole fighters.

SPEAKER_02

His name Dan Severin. Is that Dan Severin?

SPEAKER_00

Another real good dude. Unbelievably good back in the day when he could kick on the balls. Crazy. Crazy back then. Crazy, yeah. I remember watching those with her. You could have a few.

SPEAKER_02

Remember Ken Shamrock, Hoyce Gracie? Like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, but those were good. The other ones before you could only they could only fight on an Indian casino. Yeah. Because it wouldn't you couldn't fight anywhere else.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, yeah. This was before these guys were actually like uh you know training in multiple disciplines.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, these guys were just juiced up fellows from the channel.

SPEAKER_02

Jimrock was a wrestler, right? Like or a grappler or whatever. Like that was it. Like Severin was gonna like he was you were you were standing up with him. Ray was gonna just like put you in a chokehold. They were the most boring fights ever because he would just sit there and like and just like hold you. And remember he like fucking heels and then well, nobody knew what he was doing.

SPEAKER_00

That's the problem because they didn't know jujitsu. And he and he had this he had the suit and so that's why it was that's why it was great. Well, that was the best part of both is like why are you wearing that? He goes, Well, you're gonna grab it as soon as you grab it. I gotcha. Yeah, right? Yeah, he was doing shit to people, and they're like, What just hey! Yeah, it was crazy, it was crazy, right? Crazy, and that that's when Joe Rogan and everybody started jujitsu. Oh, that everybody that's what oh yeah, Joe Rogan. He goes, after I saw it, he goes, What the hell is this? I need to get into this, yeah. And then Joe Rogan says, because he was a fighter fighter, right? He was kick kickboxer type, but really good fighter. Then he says, I get into jujitsu, and he says, I got choked unconscious for like the first two years. He goes, he goes, I thought it was tough. He goes, I don't know shit. And he goes, and I realized punching is not the best martial art. He goes, these guys are gonna kill me. He goes, every day when I wrestle uh uh uh do jujitsu for an hour, I get killed five times.

SPEAKER_02

So that's that's just it. Like, you know, it's like will my will my style beat your style?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, yeah. He kept saying he goes, white belts were tapping me. Yeah, yeah. He goes, I didn't like it, so yeah, you know, it is what it is, right? Yeah,

Subway Crush Anxiety And Crowd Danger

SPEAKER_00

all right. Uh well, yeah, well, we talked the subway. That that terrified me. Oh, of course. The amount of people that were stuck in the subway because you can get up. People, you gotta think about the subway. What were you thinking? Trying to there's no room.

SPEAKER_02

Well, so like we talked about this. Like one thing. Million people, yeah, people were lining up like eight hours before at least eight hours before the parade even started, maybe even longer. Think if you had your house or your apartment on that night. Remember we used to do that kind of shit? You used to line up outside to get concert tickets, right? You'd sit out all night long at the outside the venue so you could go because you had to go physically buy the tickets, right?

SPEAKER_00

Or remember when the first iPhones came out, there was a lineup, buddy.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I wasn't that definitely wasn't in that lineup.

SPEAKER_00

I will never own a knife.

SPEAKER_02

I did see, I did hear the other day, I know we're all over the place here today, but I did hear that uh Apple's gonna increase the price of their products now. So it's like, oh, so you mean $1,200 for a fucking ball is not enough? That's probably not even the price, probably more than that. Yeah, it might be more than that, yeah. Anyway, it's uh yeah, the the guy put that the guy the one I saw was the guy said, been standing in the same spot, haven't moved an inch in 30 minutes, and it was a picture of inside the like trying to get out of the way.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, if you're claustrophobic, people would have a serious anxiety attack.

SPEAKER_02

Yes, like sardines on the on the on the stairway trying to get out of the subway. I was oh my god, man, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

I was in one situation like that was when the G7 or the G20 summit was here. Okay, and like there was a fence, and people kept pushing. We were at the front, we're like, wait a minute, like we kept getting smushed. We jumped over the fence. Well, like we were getting smushed, like people just kept coming, like, eh, hey man, like we got to get over here.

SPEAKER_02

Every time you're like, hey, I'm pretty strong and I'm getting crushed here, right?

SPEAKER_00

No, we were getting crushed, and like I remember we like we were going somewhere and we got stuck in this. I'm like, where's this? We didn't know. We're young. I said, What the hell is this? And then we got caught in the scene, they're like, There's a fence, and then everybody can be like, Oh shit.

SPEAKER_02

That's the scary part when you hear about that shit that happens, right? Like, people get we get trampled and stuff in these climbing. Yeah, we didn't get trampled, but we you know but it's just you're so packed in, like there's nothing if you go down, you're not getting back up. Oh, people just walking over you, yeah. It's crazy. Crazy, man.

Harden Pulled Over And NBA Rumors

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, um, so James Harden. So James Harden got pulled over by the Po Po. He did. And for James Harden had a gun on the seat of his car.

SPEAKER_02

And like I said to you earlier.

SPEAKER_00

No, like we said, go ahead.

SPEAKER_02

I I all I said was that he he he probably is legally I'm guessing he probably does. The gun is legal.

SPEAKER_00

I'm guessing it probably legal. Well, here's the other thing, Type. People don't know, like if you if you have a license to carry, you can keep that gun in your glove box, but it has to have the lock on the trigger. Like there's a it's a lock, so you can do that. So if that's out on the seat, too, that's illegal. Plus, if it's not in the lock box, sometimes it has to be in the trunk. But I would guess he has a license. I'm assuming he does, yeah. The joke is as the cop let him go because he figured that uh James Harding's not a shooting threat. Well, not in the playoffs, not in the playoffs. Still that best meme is the regular season James Harden, playoff James Harden. No, no, no. I'm regular season James Harden. You want playoff James? No, no, no, I don't want playoffs James Harden. I want regular season James Harden. He's like, nah, he's done. AI goes, these guys are too good. I gotta get in on this.

SPEAKER_02

Well, it's just kind of one of those things. I think Kobe said didn't Kobe say it years ago that like James Harden's style of play will never win. Yeah, it doesn't. Yeah. Well, he's he's tried everything. It wasn't a knock on Harden that his individual talent. It's just that the playoffs are different, right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Well, yeah, okay. All right, so let's let's keep going with that. Let's go with the NBA trade rumors now. Well, I'm here in Giannis. What'd you hear?

SPEAKER_02

Well, I'm here in Miami.

SPEAKER_00

I'm I heard Miami. I heard Miami.

SPEAKER_02

Miami and and and the other calls. Yeah, well, and and it seems like probably the best fit, and they can afford it. The other the other one I'm hearing is the Celtics, but that would mean having to give up Brown, right?

SPEAKER_00

And Jalen Brown said, I ain't going to Milwaukee. Yeah. Straight up.

SPEAKER_02

So that ends that. Well, depends. I don't know. Does Jalen Brown have a no trade clause in his contract? I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_00

I'm guessing if he said that, probably. Yeah. Or he's going to say there was a couple of things.

SPEAKER_02

Or what he's doing is he's telling Milwaukee, like, if you trade me, I'm not, I'm going to demand out, right? Yeah. If you trade for me, I'm not going to stay. I'm going to demand out, right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Well, uh, I also saw the one though that uh uh Giannis might go to the Warriors, but I'm like, he can't fit in that system. What are we doing to do with him?

SPEAKER_02

That's you know what? That's just like the I picture the the Warriors rumors, the Lakers rumors. I I picture those as the same thing they are every year. Not based on anything except for like let's run something through an online trade machine, and how can we make this work?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I only listen to uh what's his name? Shams and white uh stands for the W white guy. I can't think of his name.

SPEAKER_02

Brian Winhorse?

SPEAKER_00

It might be, yeah. Chubby from yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the guy. No offense, sorry about it. I like it. But yeah, I mean, well, here's the other thing, too, right? So they're like, LeBron, I sent you that thing because LeBron has to say what's going on so they know what to do with the other things, right?

SPEAKER_02

No, well that's what they that's what I said. Like LeBron can take as long as he wants, but the longer he takes, the more it fucks the legs.

SPEAKER_00

Right. But here's the other thing, too. I did a little bit inside reading. Apparently they have the money for him. It's but it's not like here. It's like here, here, here, here. Like they do have the 50 million to give them, but it doesn't there's a secret how they do it. Don't ask me how. I didn't get in that deep. But they said, well, they have the money. It's just not how you see the money, but they have the money. I'm like, oh, okay. Interesting. So however they their business.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, but like so from a like this is the same. So like uh James Dolan just came out and said, Uh-oh. I you'd be crazy to go into the second apron. Meaning, uh maybe that's what I'm talking about. Meaning that if there's some guys there that are like up for contracts, they're not gonna get big money. Doesn't matter that they just won a championship with the team they have. Dolan is not gonna go into the second apron to keep this team together to run it back.

SPEAKER_00

Listen, all Luca said to uh who's the boss now? Uh what's his name? Or uh at the Lakers? All Luca said was give me a center.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, it's uh whatever his name is Rob Kalenka.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, get me a center. Keep Reeves, get me a center.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Agreed. Not just a center, he wants a top, top. Yeah, yeah. Who's left? That's right. Luca thrives in that pick and pop, pick and roll with a with a big guy, right? Yeah. So we'll see.

SPEAKER_00

We'll see. But all right.

SPEAKER_02

So but Austin's uh the the expectation is Octa.

SPEAKER_00

Well, he's gonna he's gonna forego his thing and go for the bigger one.

SPEAKER_02

And they're gonna give it to him, I think.

SPEAKER_00

Oh yeah. They're not gonna let him go each other.

SPEAKER_02

But that's what I mean. So that so if they give it to him, they're they're sending a message to LeBron going, you're not getting a max. Yeah, like listen, dude. Well, I don't think that's I don't think he's leaving Lakers.

SPEAKER_00

I just don't. I don't I don't either.

SPEAKER_02

But LeBron is, you know, LeBron is about, you know, hey man, like I I want my money's worth. Like I bring more value than just what I do on the court, right? And he does. He does. Uh but it but it will seriously hinder the Lakers' ability to put good pieces around them if they pay those three top dollars.

SPEAKER_00

Remember what I told you last week with Shoey Otani, dude. Right? Took two million a year of that 270,000 million contract so that they could build around him and they could win. Yeah, you know, LeBron, you don't need all the money, so I'm betting that's what they're probably gonna do.

SPEAKER_02

But we're but LeBron's not signing a six-year deal. Yeah, that's true. Or a 10-year deal.

SPEAKER_00

Still, I mean you fucking might. Here's the well, you fucking might. He might. And here comes LeBron James. Yeah, and he can still jump higher than most. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, I don't know. I mean, I don't see him leaving LA. LA's get a decent shot next year if they get a center, they really do. But uh, you know, we'll see how it goes.

SPEAKER_02

This is the thing, and this is what Barclay always says. He goes, why are we still talking about why do all we ever do is talk about the Lakers? Because it's all we ever do is talk about any team LeBron James is on, right? That's that is the reality of the Legacy.

SPEAKER_00

And you know why, Chuck? Because that person in your ear right now is saying say it or else.

SPEAKER_02

But this is where so the NBA is like Wemby is fantastic because Anthony Edwards, some people like him, some people don't. John Morant, nobody likes that guy anymore.

SPEAKER_00

Where's he then?

SPEAKER_02

Uh, you know, uh Shay, there's a lot of people that don't like Shay.

SPEAKER_00

I don't like him, and I want to.

SPEAKER_02

Jokic, yeah, a lot of people like Jokic, but he's not he's not so friendly. But he's but he's not gonna be the he's not gonna be the guy who's Luca, not the face of the league, right?

SPEAKER_00

Nobody likes Luca either. Fuck.

SPEAKER_02

Wamby hits different, and so they're like, shit, they like him. We we finally have some. We got a guy, yeah, we're gonna big over LeBron, right? And he's good, man.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, right, right. But Wimby, I don't care what Popish is saying to you. It's Bobby D talking now. What are you doing at the three-point line, son?

SPEAKER_02

It's fatigue, man.

SPEAKER_00

I know, but come on, put on 30 parents, eat some chicken, put some beef in you, eat some pasta. I don't know. You're French, put some fucking baguettes on the table. Let's go. No, right? We need some weight. We need some weight on you.

SPEAKER_02

Get that you get in there, like, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, man. Again, like same kind of thing.

SPEAKER_02

Every time down the court, San Antonio, not that I wanted them to win, I wanted New York to win. Yeah. But what San Antonio should have been doing is going into Wemby in the post every single dime down the court and running the offense through him. I know. I know that's not the new NBA. The new NBA doesn't matter. I know, but like it's you're up 29 points. That's all you need to do every time down in the court is feed look feed him in the post, right?

SPEAKER_00

Or do what I said hold the ball for 24 seconds against the referee. Yeah. Right. But yeah, you're right. Just that's all you have to do. That's basically it. But uh, like you said, it's not the new NBA. So no. But maybe, maybe.

SPEAKER_02

And and going back to what I was saying earlier, like, you know, Wemby's gonna Wemby's gonna have to take some stuff away from this and learn from it. The coach made some bad choices.

SPEAKER_00

He's gonna have to Oh, that's who was in the oh, that's who the fourth was.

SPEAKER_02

Uh the coach. Stupid coach slapped him. But he has to learn, right? Yeah, yeah. He made some bad choices down the stretch, too.

SPEAKER_00

You think?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_00

I would have yelled. First of all, I was already screaming, time out! That was eight threes in a row in three seconds off the fucking shot clock. And he's just sitting there. Oh, we got this. Bro, stand up. Like, what are you doing? Yeah. Holy shit. He thought it was in the bag, I'm sure of it, right? It's like, oh my god, I can't believe we blew him out.

SPEAKER_02

The Knicks players, when they talked about them, said they were all thinking, like, get him next game, maybe, right? Like, like, you know, they that that that's the one thing that they said, you know, we all knew like we're not done, we're gonna keep fighting, but at the same time, there, you know, there is that like the the thoughts start to creep in going, like, fuck, 29 points, man. We're down. Like, that's a big deficit to try and cross.

SPEAKER_00

But like you said, though, it's the other side too, because we're up 29. There's no way to get it. But the thing is, you should have known already, New York doesn't stop coming. They just don't stop. Nothing.

SPEAKER_02

Now, hockey's like that too. Remember, hockey, these guys get a lead, and then they come down, and then they all they want to do is just they don't want to shoot on the net. They just want to like try to pass around, pass around. And I find like whenever you see teams fall into that, all of a sudden the other team comes down scores because you get a turnover. Other team comes down scores. And then, you know, it's like that killing the clock, it just you know, it doesn't work. Doesn't it mean it doesn't mean you take your foot off the gas, it just means you you know you better clock management.

SPEAKER_00

That's it.

SPEAKER_02

Better clock management.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, that's it. You got 24 seconds, don't use three.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, that's right.

SPEAKER_00

Right? Eight fucking plays in a row, you were under 10 seconds and you chucked a three.

SPEAKER_02

Let's let uh it's like you know, it's like OKC. It's like, you know, when Luca let's watch like James Harden, let's watch them dribble around for 20 seconds, then when they pass it at somebody hot potato, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

And then then yell at them while they clanged it.

SPEAKER_02

That was the other thing one of the guys was saying when they were talking about. Well, Luca did that forever at Dallas. Oh yeah. And they were saying, they go, like, people don't understand, like, yes, you know, I'm a professional basketball player, but like I come in and I get like one shot a half. Oh, just you know, and the expectation is I'm gonna hit that shot. If I miss that shot, you know, or let's say, let's say I get three shots and a half, and I miss those three shots, and it's because it's like one at in the first five minutes of the game, yeah, one when we're like three minutes into the second quarter, and one near the end of the second quarter. He goes, There's no rhythm there, right? None. And so then what happens is is the play, the the fans are all on you because you hit them at your shots, the coach is upset with you. The guys on the court that are like, I can shoot this myself or pass this guy. He's like, but as a bat as a basketball player, you're just not in a rhythm, right? That's right. So it is hard for guys to come off the bench and just like being a big thing.

SPEAKER_00

I told you forever, I can't even imagine trying to come off the bench in a basketball game and be hot. Like, dear friend, no problem. Come off and try to shoot your light. Come on, good luck.

SPEAKER_02

And the guys that win six men of the year, that's usually what happens, right? These guys are the guys that can come off the bench and get one. Right, those are the guys who should be paid.

SPEAKER_00

The big bucks, those are the guys should be paid, really. Uh all right, so uh that was basketball. Yeah, well, well, all right.

SPEAKER_02

I think we've gone back to basketball like three times. Well, we have to tell the next one, we're happy. Yeah, that's right. Season's over. Let it go. Yeah, yeah. Good on them. A lot of golfing going on. So, besides Giannis, what other trade rumors are we on here?

SPEAKER_00

Uh, yeah, basic stuff. I don't care about that now because it's all bullshit. Let's wait for the big ones. You know, you're seeing oh, three-team trade with Detroit and this. I'm not listening to anything else to see shams at the bottom.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_00

You know what I mean? Like, I'm not doing it. And what's his name again? Brian Winhorse.

SPEAKER_02

Right. He also is very smart. It used to be Woge. Right. Yeah. Right. But he retired. He went uh, he's running some well, he's probably doing something. He's running some basketball program at some smaller, smaller university somewhere, I think. Yep. St. Mary's. Or maybe just like the whole athletic department. I can't remember.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, that's a big deal.

Halifax Sail GP And Cost Of Living

SPEAKER_00

So uh today, you know, Halifax, we have sale. GP, which is pretty big. Apparently, you said it was here how many years ago? It's here in 2024, and it was really it was uh really popular.

SPEAKER_02

Yep, did really well.

SPEAKER_00

Big deal. Uh a lot of people don't know I sailed for years, long time down out of Chester. But uh I was gonna go in today as I was saying to Mike, but there's just too much traffic, and the tickets are all sold out, and there's nowhere to park.

SPEAKER_02

It's downtown's gonna be busy today.

SPEAKER_00

And the races aren't till tonight, if you didn't know, and it's supposed to be thunder and lightning, and you have a giant metal thing in the air. Yeah, so if there's thunder and lightning, there'll be no races. There'll be no race, yeah. So we'll see what happens. Hopefully, uh right now, right now it's right now, it's beautiful. Good wind, good wind, yeah. Good wind, yeah. Warm, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, we don't want no light wind. Well, warm, it's probably about like 18 degrees.

SPEAKER_00

It doesn't matter on the water, it's cold, right? You're eating. That's true, yeah. So yeah, it's good, so it's nice. But uh a lot of cars around, man. A lot of traffic.

SPEAKER_02

A lot of cars around the the harbor be bumping. There's a lot of boats there, and there'll be a lot of people that sailed. Oh my god, so many boats watch the race, right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Yep, that's right. Be a lot of work for people, that's for sure.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, there's a lot of people that I know I know people that volunteer at it. They come up and they they uh they they come up for the whole weekend, they volunteer at it for the whole weekend, right? Big race fans.

SPEAKER_00

This is way off topic, but uh speaking of volunteering. Um I just met this person recently, and uh this person is a uh sociologist. Or sorry. Sociologist. Is that who you work with people? Am I getting the right terminology here? I think so, yeah. Yeah, sociologist, technology. And I was just talking to this person and I go, you know, how are you busy? The person goes like this. I have to work at Boston Pizza on Saturdays and Sundays to make my mortgage payments. Jesus. And I'm thinking to myself, well, you had to go to uni to be a sociologist.

SPEAKER_02

Like now, that doesn't answer the question of whether they're busy or not, it just means they're not making enough money.

SPEAKER_00

Well, they're hired by the board, so they're working. So that's a full-time gig.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, but so they're just not getting paid. Well, that's what I'm wondering.

SPEAKER_00

What do you get paid? Yeah, you know, a starting excuse me, starting salary for a teacher in a school board in Nova Scotia is about 65 grand.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

I'm assuming a sociologist is about. How are you not paying your bills?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

And what kind of house you got? You have to work at Boston Peace on the weekends.

SPEAKER_02

But uh Yeah, well, hey man, fucking the kind of the price of houses here, like we talked about last week. I mean, with the Nova Scotia is now the the most number one province for rental properties and for rental prices in Canada, right?

SPEAKER_00

But here's the thing drive around. You see me empty apartments throughout the price is gonna have to go down sooner or later. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, it's gonna come to a and that's it, and then we're gonna have to slowly sooner or later, right? I don't know. I don't know, dude.

SPEAKER_02

I like I can tell you right now with housing prices, they'll level out. They're never going back down. It's a buyer's market right now, they're never going back down to pre-pandemic numbers, right? So if you got out, if you got in before the pandemic, which we did, we were lucky. You and a handful, we got a good we got a good price on the house.

SPEAKER_00

Um most people are gonna double their price, basically.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, ours is worth ours is now valued at twice as what it was, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

So I mean that was good. You bought it for five G's on it for ten. It's incredible. Yeah, and you even put the never mind. This is the whole thing. And you took the big thing right here. The bed. The bed's on the other side of this. You hear the washroom, it's right there. Yeah, yeah. Um, well, all right, we're not gonna do that one. So yeah, we don't want to bring negativity to the Muppet in Calgary. Oh, yeah, no. Yeah, so let that go. Yeah, he's going to jail. Anyway, um, World Cup.

World Cup Madness And Canada’s Breakthrough

SPEAKER_00

All right, so I'm gonna start with this one. So uh right here, we got the old messy. So I watched the first game. I was like, okay, so he's the youngest goal scorer in World Cup history, like 16 years and something, and now he's the oldest World Cup scorer. So I'm like, okay. And everybody goes, oh, Cristiano Ronaldo's better. Hang on. When's the last time Christian Ronaldo scored? Oh, we can't remember, it's been years. Uh, how many more goals does Messi have in the World Cup Christian Ronaldo? Way more, it's not even close.

SPEAKER_02

So I saw something the other day that said, when is it? It's Portugal, right?

SPEAKER_00

Yes, when is Portugal? It's over for them. They tied.

SPEAKER_02

I know, but it's like, when are they gonna realize that they can't keep trying to build their World Cup teams and you know, uh around him, right? They don't get it. He's doesn't he doesn't have the speed and the mobility that he used to have.

SPEAKER_00

Messi still has everything.

SPEAKER_02

Like in fairness, like this is like um No, he can score, you get him the ball. But yeah, so then so if he scores in this one, he becomes the only player ever to score in like all of them in five World Cups or whatever, which shows you how long he's been playing.

SPEAKER_00

Four yeah, Messi, this is Messi's sixth.

SPEAKER_02

Is it? Yeah, well Ronaldo, but that's what they said. If Ronaldo scores, he'd be the first one to score in every one.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, yeah, but this is Messi's sixth. It doesn't mean he scored in every goal. Oh, true, okay. But this he's this is more than anybody, yeah. Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah. Well, maybe Harry Kane for England, he's still playing. He scored two goals for crying out loud. He's older than Jesus. I know.

SPEAKER_02

I couldn't believe he's on the pitch. These guys, when these guys are like that at that level with the striking ability, it's like all they need is the ball in the right spot, anyways.

SPEAKER_00

You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. So anyway, so uh Canada tied somehow. Uh Bosnia and Herzegovina, we should have won that game.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, we I think that was last week. We talked about that.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, did so we're just I'm just previewing it. So if you didn't see that, shame on you. All right, and we saw that Switzerland uh tied Qatar somehow with Qatar. We said that game should have been six-nothing. So anyway, going to this game. Uh, we needed to win by four goals or more. If you guys don't know how this works, uh so we're telling you, four goals or more. That way we didn't have to beat Switzerland. And Qatar could not lose by four goals or more, or they have to beat the next thing. So sure. Anyway, we got six. Uh, I don't know how. It was three-nothing the first half.

SPEAKER_02

Well, that's just it. Like that it's we I we can understand people will say, well, the red cards, sure.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, but that was in the second half.

SPEAKER_02

It was in the second half. We already had three goals.

SPEAKER_00

Maybe four, actually, before that happened. Maybe even before, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Because it happened that, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, so let's talk about that for a minute. So uh uh Koney or uh Ishmael, yeah, Ishmael Koney. Uh it wasn't dirty. So if anybody's out there, oh dirty. No, it wasn't. Okay. It's a bad tackle. It was a bad, it was a bad tackle. He wasn't trying to break his leg. The guy, it's a it's a cut of spiral. Uh so he broke both bones. Serious operation. He'll be fixed. I don't know if he's I'm hoping he's gonna play again, but that's a serious freaking injury, man. You're out for a year at least. At least, right? Conor McGregor broke his, he's been out for four years, so you know, but different in soccer too, right? So here's the problem though, if you don't follow Canada's soccer, we don't have a player uh like him. We don't have somebody we can fit into the middle half. He is so dynamic. If you don't, you don't really see what he does because he's so I don't know, the word's not invisible. It's just it makes it look so easy, you don't even realize who did it, right? He's so everywhere. I don't know what we're gonna do. Missing him in the middle. He really the other he's got a partner there, so buddy's gonna be honest.

SPEAKER_02

What were we supposed to do outside of make it into the corner? Right, right, right.

SPEAKER_00

So anyway, yeah, six goals is fucking nuts. Yeah, that is nuts for anybody. But good on them, right? Yeah, good on them.

SPEAKER_02

Hat trip. So this is their first win ever in the World Cup as well. Yep, yep, and on home soil and in that kind of fashion, huge. There's a reason why, like that night, like there was almost a collective roar across Canada.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, yeah, crazy, crazy. And people say, Oh, it's the biggest game in Canada soccer history. And you people why because if we win, you go to the next round. We've never done that.

SPEAKER_02

It's and it's World Cup on our soil.

SPEAKER_00

Thank you. And it's on our soil.

SPEAKER_02

Yes, they're playing in Mexico and the US too, but I don't think previous to this, we've only ever scored one goal in a game, right? And we did it like we've never won. And we've never won. Right. We've had a draw and we've had a couple of losses.

SPEAKER_00

A lot of losses.

SPEAKER_02

We've never yeah, I mean, when we scored.

SPEAKER_00

I don't even think we were close to scoring for years. No, not even close.

SPEAKER_02

No, we never even made it for years.

SPEAKER_00

No, for years. No, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_02

But our women's team is good, but our Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

So, anyway, so like I said, made the phone call. Mr. Larren started, and he scored. Yeah, right. The first goal. Yeah, and I just saw a funny thing, is his wife is like, you know, people are talking about my husband saying he's washed up at 30. She goes, This this annoys me. He's 30. Yeah. How are you washed up at 30? Like, anyway, you're definitely washed up.

SPEAKER_02

Athletes 30 is a is is 30 is actually not like 30 actually should be about your peak. It's your peak, right? Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_00

Well, speaking of peak, this man don't need to work.

SPEAKER_02

Like in NFL, 30 is not your peak.

SPEAKER_00

Oh no, especially for lineman. Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_02

But yeah, you know, you're a kicker or basketball, you're usually like late 20s, early 30s is your peak. Right. Hockey, hockey, I think hockey, they're a bit younger when they're at their peak, right?

SPEAKER_00

Like they're oh, you most almost every sport, even uh fighting is about 28 to 32.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, yeah, right.

SPEAKER_00

So that's pretty much everybody's athletic.

SPEAKER_02

Yes. If you're training them properly and doing everything properly, yeah. Right. So so yeah, so 30 years old, it's ridiculous to be calling somebody washed.

SPEAKER_00

Now, Kawhi Leonard hasn't played for about seven years. Yeah. So technically he's still 19. Right? Right. So, you know, for him. But uh this gentleman we're talking about, uh, they did a little like, you know, uh, they have a thing before, like, so it shows uh Canada at the World Cup, and then it shows World Cup highlights. So I'm like, what's this? So I click on because I'm waiting for the highlights, right? So I click on, they did like an expose on this guy. And I went, Well, you don't need to play soccer. His family races horses and shit. No, yeah. I'm like, buddy, you're so rich, it's just stupid. Doesn't make any sense. So he's saying, oh we and it's not just a look like a lot. They're so where does he play? Oh, I don't know.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, see, I don't know what club team he plays for, right? So yeah. But uh, he's obviously not doing it for the money that he's no, he's loving it on the sport, right?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, he loves the sport, right? So once again, I just want to keep stressing the gentleman that kicked Kone and broke his leg, went into the locker room and apologized to everybody. And he was visibly upset. He was in shock and visibly upset because and here's the the shit.

SPEAKER_02

Nobody wants to everybody it's a bad tackle, but nobody wants to be coach, and everybody said we heard the bones part.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Well, I told you the biggest the biggest thing was because the coaches had words at the end of the game.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, yeah, because it was a red card.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, and the biggest thing was because uh uh they kept saying they were all fighting, they were all fighting about he did that.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, did he? There you go, six, yeah, six, the coach, our coach. Okay, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

He didn't say anything, he just went like this. But when the card when they got the card, they disputed it. Yeah, and that was where everybody's like, how can you dispute that that should have been a red card?

SPEAKER_00

Like, he kicked him from the back, he did not hit the ball first even.

SPEAKER_02

Not just one of them, like the whole team was fighting that it shouldn't have been a red card, right?

SPEAKER_00

Listen, I'm gonna tell you a little secret. If you don't know about the uh Arab mentality, all those teams were like that. Every one of them, they're all hot heads, all of them. All the Arabs get right worked up. I lived over there. It's here's what's even funnier. They get all worked up, they take off their sandal, and they put it back on and walk away. Like, I was looking outside my apartment one day and I heard a bunch of chirping next door at the bacala. I'm like, oh, it's gonna be a scrap of these two guys. I'm like, all right, and I watched him and he took off a shooting. Then he put it back on and walked away. I'm like, Are you kidding me? Wasn't it this was it?

SPEAKER_02

Wasn't it George Bush that had a shoe thrown at him years ago?

SPEAKER_00

He dodged it, bro. That man's not even real. How did he dodge that? He's he's I'm like he's miss me, bitch. Yeah, it's like Eddie Murphy. Anyway, yeah, so but yeah, so listen. If you watched it, it looked bad, it wasn't, it wasn't what he was, you know, and it was a swirofractor. Anyway, and what he did this too. Yeah. What I wonder, what was he sucking on when he was on the did you see that? Was it like morphine or something, maybe? Like he was on the gurney in there walking around, he's like eating something. No, not it was like a packet. I thought it might have been morphine or something. Maybe it was just you know the carb goo. Sure. I don't know about you, but when I eat, I just usually I don't go there like this. Well, no, because he's it's a it's a how did you watch the World Cup? You said you want, you bitch. They have these things where you have to squeeze it with the thing. Fuck you, yeah. I know what you meant. Okay. Yeah, that's gonna go on the anyway. That's gonna be a meme for the rest of life. Great.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

That one time at Bandcamp. That's great. Was it Bandcamp? Yeah. Uh, where are we, man? Wait, this list doesn't even have anything. It says here smack mic. No, we're through uh, I think World Cup. No, no, so anyway, okay. So now we don't play again to Wednesday, bro. Yeah, right. And that's a Swiss game. Now when I watched that Swiss team play guitar, I'm like, uh-oh, they're gonna smoke.

SPEAKER_02

Do we get any of the quarterfinals? When like I know like the finals are in the states, I know that.

SPEAKER_00

Good question. I never looked that far ahead.

SPEAKER_02

Semis, I'm assuming, are probably in the states as well.

SPEAKER_00

No, we gotta have one, man. There's gotta be one.

SPEAKER_02

The semis are only gonna be two.

SPEAKER_00

But there's Mexico, Canada, and U.S. I know, so that's what I mean. We're gonna have to.

SPEAKER_02

It's gotta be one each, right? Well, so you think Mexico and Canada get the semis and the U.S. gets the finals? Because there's three. We're gonna have to look that up, right? So we're gonna have to look at that. So I thought maybe the states get the semis in the finals, but then Mexico, Canada, and the U.S. Oh no, no, no, no. We're not taking a back seat, bro. We can't, we can't. We can take a back seat to Uncle Donnie. I can tell you, I definitely know that the the finals are in the states. Fuck them.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Actually, we know that. I have to look it up. It is in the states.

SPEAKER_02

We have to go look it up.

SPEAKER_00

100%.

SPEAKER_02

I know what the finals is. I just mean the semis, right? But it would make, you know what? It would make perfect sense if the finals were in the states. I'd have the semis. The semis were in Canada and Mexico. Right.

SPEAKER_00

Well, maybe they're a little worried about Mexico, though. Right? Cartel says you win, okay.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, but it's you know, it's the end of the day. They're they're three host nations, right? So that's my point.

SPEAKER_00

You can't just go, oh, the U.S. is gonna get them. Well, then what was the point of this whole thing? Well, the U.S. has majority of the games.

unknown

Fuck that.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Uncle Donnie, you know how we feel. Yeah, yeah. Uh, wait

Whey Shortage And Grocery Store Chaos

SPEAKER_00

now. Okay, so oh, well, listen, this affects everybody, Mike. Sorry to say this. Price of gas? Little Miss Muffet sat in a Tuffet, eating her curds in Way. Long cane and the spider sat down beside her and said, Hey, what's in the bowl, bitch? Now, that's Andrew Dice play.

SPEAKER_02

But here's the thing Way Blue, because he needed the money.

SPEAKER_00

Dude, they're so good. There's a I don't care what anybody says. Yeah. Too good, too good. Yeah. They're like, I mean, I don't think they would fly nowadays. Nah, probably not. But back in those days, it was good. Yeah, watch uh anything on Mad TV or any of that stuff. Homie the Clown. Remember that? The Wayans? Homie the Clown, yeah. Handicapped man. Oh, that was Handyman? Another Wayans?

SPEAKER_02

It was Damon, I think. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Mad TV again, wasn't it? I know. Oh, in Living Color.

SPEAKER_02

Well, that sure was up to the city. Jim Carrey, oh my God. Was it Fire Marshal Bill? Oh my god, Fire Marshal Bill. Oh my jeez, Jim Carrey. Anyway, sorry, where were you going with that?

SPEAKER_00

I don't even know what we're talking about.

SPEAKER_02

You said the little Miss Muffet rhyme.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, right. So whey powder is in a shortage across the entire world. And why you might ask? Well, is there that many bodybuilders? No, apparently everybody's taking whey and they're putting in everything. It's in Mars Bar, it's in cookies, it's in crackers. So they're having a problem. And people are like, hang on, where does whey come from, Bobby? Most people don't know. Whey is a byproduct of cheese. So it's like the liquid that comes off it and then they dry it, and that's your whey powder, which is why some people can't take whey powder because they're lactose intolerant. It's a milk product. Right? So anyway, whey is good for you, but some people can't take you know the cheese whey. P protein's pretty good. If you're one of those uh vegetarian.

SPEAKER_02

I can't, I don't do well with lactose.

SPEAKER_00

Well, there you go. See, exactly right.

SPEAKER_02

The only thing I can't, I I've I don't have milk, I you know, I don't can't eat ice cream. The only thing I I I'll still eat every now and then is cheese. I can't give up cheese.

SPEAKER_00

Well, you're you're lactose intolerant. I'm just lactose incompetent because I don't even fucking know what the difference is. So I sometimes eat stuff and don't feel good. I don't know what it is.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

But I can't give up cheese either.

SPEAKER_02

No, cheese is something I can't give up.

SPEAKER_00

But hey, speaking of cheese, Sobey's under the bus.

SPEAKER_02

Uh oh.

SPEAKER_00

I like getting my groceries at 7 a.m. on Saturday morning. Okay. Mostly because of the blonde girl that works at row one. But anyway, that's a whole other story. She's pretty. Um the whole Mike, the whole uh uh uh fridge cabinets for cheese not empty. Oh the whole like one, two, three, four, one hundred percent empty. Yeah, yeah. So I didn't get any cheese. That's too bad.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, yeah. They must restock their they probably restocked their shelves that day.

SPEAKER_00

Dude, I've never seen that. Yeah, that's so beast. Like, you know, my cousin runs the one in uh the Fall River area there. And I if I ever went to him and go, hey, your things are empty, he'd be like, somebody getting fired. Like he can't he can't sell it if it ain't there. Yeah, but yeah, like I'm assuming the truck never showed up. Could be because I'm telling it was four for so no cheese for me.

SPEAKER_02

Dude, where'd our sun go? Maybe this is that thunder shower you're talking about.

SPEAKER_00

Bro, yeah, a little that gray's coming in now.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, that's too bad. It was just blue skies, man.

SPEAKER_00

It was, it was so okay now by the coast, man. Yeah, probably right.

SPEAKER_02

Well, that's what it is out here, right? It's uh there's lots of times where I'll be out here and it'll be foggy and gray, and I'll go in to pick uh the wife up at work and just in just in the town, 20 minutes away. Not a cloud in the sky, right?

SPEAKER_00

Dude, I've been driving to Tru and back for one of the gigs that I've been handling. Rain's like hell, Tro. Hey, drive back to me, it's sunny. Rainzag Hell Tro come. What? So now you hear when you hear about oh, down the valley in these areas of snow. Well, now I know because it's like different whole system down there. It's nuts. Um, all right, so hang on

Top Countries List And Final Wrap

SPEAKER_00

here. This is interesting. We got our top five this week. US Canada, always.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

Number three is Finland.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, yeah, Finland's been around.

SPEAKER_00

I don't remember what we said about Finland. I think we talked about uh something one time. We uh uh like uh saunas and something else and then Brazil number four, Brazil. Were we talking about Carnival or something? Or maybe we brought up Brazil World Cup?

SPEAKER_02

Not that I know here's another one. Probably you you know what, probably because we mentioned the World Cup, Brazil. Netherlands Netherlands number five.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, the Netherlands. I mean, I don't know what we talked about. We talked about some dykes.

SPEAKER_02

Don't know what we talked about, man.

SPEAKER_00

No, the water problem, I don't know, because everybody knows about uh dikes meaning dams for the they're below get over it, people. No, I never even I knew exactly what you meant. Yeah, so I just that's for uh that's for uh dirty laundry uh clothesline guy that says you can make meth but just won't. Remember him? No, you told me about him. I haven't seen him in a while. I don't read the coverage. Yeah, well, it's probably best you can do in French. Um so we're uh two things before we go. Jonathan David hat trick. So the best part, he's in the runner for the golden boot, Mike. We got a Canadian in the runner for the golden boot right now. But Messi also has three goals.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

So what do you gotta do?

SPEAKER_02

Well, there's like And Bappe has two. Kane has two, and Bobbe has two.

SPEAKER_00

Kane has two, yeah. Um tell you that Mbappe is a hell of a player, man. He is shit. He's so good. Yeah, and he's good looking. I hate it.

SPEAKER_02

There's the the is it from the Netherlands, the the soccer player there, the big blonde guy, big tall, blonde guy. Oh, yeah, yeah. He's got a handful too. Yeah, he's got two or three goals.

SPEAKER_00

He's in a great commercial with uh I don't know the guy's name. It's from Saturday Night Live. They're doing this tap thing, and the guy drives him in the water and out on the other side. Oh, okay. Same dude's giant man. I know who you mean. Giant man. Yeah, giant man.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Um, I think we pretty much covered everything. I think we got it all. Anything else?

SPEAKER_02

No, man. I'm all talked out.

SPEAKER_00

All talked out, yeah, yeah, yeah. So anyway, uh right here is our jerseys. Mike, right here.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, this is the sponsor.

SPEAKER_00

He is all talked out. And right below it is the code W.g. Right. And the code is uh Mikey Bobby D for 10% off. And uh, yeah, what's this? Uh it's a house.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Don't drink in the mornings, kid.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Uh so anyway, so watch us again on Buzzbroke, uh, Apple TV, Spotify, Hear and See. What's the other one we keep missing? Uh I think that's it. Uh anywhere you get your podcast. Anywhere you can get your podcast. We're on all of them. We're on everywhere. Literally on all of them. Right. We had to sign up for that. So uh, and uh, of course, you can watch it on my channel as well, uh, with uh Coach Bobby Muslim Fiction. And uh, well, I hope that rain doesn't come in because we really like to see those sailors uh do their thing tonight, eh? We don't want to know what you know, a couple of lightning strikes would do well in the pay-per-view. That's right. When anybody hurt, Cor.

SPEAKER_02

I haven't we haven't had a good thunder and lightning storm come through in a long time. Actually, uh Buddy, I lived in Malaysia.

SPEAKER_00

I got some serious videos and pictures. It is nuts. Yeah, nuts. Like more than once I freaked, like jumped in the cat. Like, I was like, what that's like a bomb going off.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, yeah. No, I I like I remember we used to watch the love watching the the them come through the big storms. But anyway.

SPEAKER_00

No, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

All right, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

All right, so uh once again, everybody, stay bitchy bitches. Peace, peace.

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