EP: 14 "The Cauldron of Questions" with Special Guest Randy

What's up guys?! 

In this episode of The Unhinged Ginge we're talking to my buddy Randy. We weren't sure how to start or where to go on this one so we wrote down some questions and put them in a tea cup and just let 'er rip. Hitting lots of topics from, "What is something you're strangely proud of and shouldn't be" to "If you could saddle and ride any animal excluding a horse or a camel, what would it be and why?" and a bunch of fun stuff in-between. 

This one is fun and full of ADHD glory. We'll be having Randy back on next week to shoot the shit some more. Hope you guys enjoy! 

Hit us up with some feedback. I always love hearing what you guys have to say. All right weirdos. I'll see you next Tuesday. 

Transcript

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Alright, what's up guys? And welcome back to the Unhinged Ginge. We're doing a thing different today. I actually have my buddy Randy with me. Um, because I, I, I hate just talking to you guys like this'cause I'm fucking, I'm, I'm bad at it. I'm trying to figure it out. So I needed someone. It's like, it's weird. So I needed someone to like, banter off of, and, uh. That's what Randy's good for. Oh yeah. So we also have no idea what the fuck to talk about so we What did you, what did you call it? Um, we had two things. It was the cauldron of conversation, and I forget what the other one I do too. So this is the tea cup of questions. we're gonna pick out random shit to talk about, just to kind of get this thing going I'm excited. I am too. Thank you for coming. Absolutely. Thank you for having me. I feel honored, ma'am. No kidding. Good. I'm nervous. Very. It's weird. Okay, so we're gonna, we're gonna, is my social anxiety showing is mine. It's bad. Do you wanna go first or should I Honestly, I'd feel honored if you gave me a question first. Oh, okay. Yeah, let's go. Ooh, should you pick it then? Ooh, I dunno. Alright. My hand's already in here. Alright, let's go. Alright. What's your worst personality trait when you're stressed out? Ooh, ooh. Worst personality. trait When I'm stressed out, I don't know, like, honestly, my, when I'm stressed, I like, I'm, I'm just a fucking shit talker. But like, when I get stressed, I get quiet, you know what I mean? It's just like, because I spend all day just bullshitting, you know what I mean? Like, we're like, we're gonna do like right now all day. It's just like I could sit here and drink, we could talk about everything and it's fine. And we could be this, we could be that. But if I get stressed out and I stop talking and people just. Are you okay? Oh, I hate that. Are you okay? And then I'm like, no. So my worst personality trait is just now I'm not okay. Like even if I'm just stressed, even if it's just work or even if it's just anything, like, it could be manageable, could be not manageable. But if somebody asks me if I'm okay, don't talk, don't touch me. no offense, I am okay. sometimes I can communicate very well, depending on how stressed the situation is. if it's just something I could be normally stressed about, get over with, by myself, like we were talking about earlier, when we were outside and somebody's just like, are you okay? I'll shut down. And like, I don't mean to, you know what I mean? Like, I don't mean to, but it's just like, it's gonna go way better if I just, can I fuck off like for two seconds? Right? Compared to like, oh, let me actually just like freak out because I don't know, like if my, if my social anxiety gets like too high or if I get stressed or like anything like that. In any way does somebody like pick on it? Now I'm, now I'm just not gonna freak out. in my head I'm just like, I'll just scatter. Now I can't get anything done, and now I'm twice as stressed. Now I'm all over the place. so your worst trait is that you're just bad at it? I can deal with the stress, but I can't either. Like, so I, I don't, I dunno. Got you. Yeah. I don't know. Like, you just like, yeah, What would you say your for For me, it, I. It's when I get scary, it's when I'm like a cunt, because like once when I'm stressed. Yeah. It's like when I think of, I guess when I think of stress,'cause life doesn't generally stress me out well, right. But I'm a bartender. Right. So when I'm busy Right. At work. Okay. That's when I think about stress, I don't really think about it in my day-to-day life. A hundred percent because it's just like, oh, we'll get through it. Oh, right. And at work that's like, fuck, we're, we're busy a hundred percent. And I, and I'm stressed and I walk in and, and no, same as you. Yeah. Don't ask me. Don't fucking look at me. Anything. Don't ask me anything. No, no. Like, like you're fucking grownup. Figure it out. Right? It's like, don't like, where's this? Right. Are we out of that? I don't give a shit. Fucking look. Do we have napkins, info? And I just, I normally, I'd be like. Yeah, honey, and you're in the third drawer, blah, blah, blah, Yeah. But I'm stressed. I'm like, the fuck you got eyes. Right. Exactly. I lose it and I scare people. I get real mean. I know. But then once it's over I'm like, I'm like, sorry about that. I'm accountable as shit. There's flowers on the way to your porch right now. Right. I got you. It's, but like I just get like, I guess like in standard life. Yeah. Like when I'm get a little stressed out'cause I'm running late for work. Okay. And Cameron will ask me fucking, and I'm like, babe, that part, that part babe? Mm-hmm. I'm in a hurry just as much as you. I don't wanna fucking time for this. I'm like, I'm like, God damnit. I don't need to talk. He's just being a gee. He's such an angel baby. And I'm, he is. If anybody knows Cam, he's an angel. I told you guys, I will introduce you to him eventually, but I don't think you're ready. He's too hot. He really, and I vouch, I'll vouch like, and I'm off for whatever. I don't even go like, but like, mm-hmm. Yes, chef. Thank you. Yeah, we're waiting. I'm summertime, so when he comes in one these jog, his shirt off, you guys are gonna be like, who? And I'll be in the back looking creepy. Is that me? No, that's our corner cuck. We love him. We love him. It's our corner. Who? Randy's our little corner cuck. That's just Randy. He's fine's fine. He came with the house. Speaking of corner cuck, why do hotels always have a cuck chair? Okay, so I'm not the only one that sees that. Right. Okay. You noticed this, you're like, because it's like there's a table there, but this, why is it just one chair? Well, nobody ever asks the important questions, you know what I mean? Because there's always, you get to the hotel room, bed, maybe sometimes another bed. There's always a desk. Desk chair. What's that chair? You know, it's a fucking nobody sit. There's no lamp, there's no nothing. There's just a chair in the corner. Always, it's beautiful. Your turn babe to the cauldron. I'm excited and I won't pick one of mine'cause they were scared. Well, how do you know? Well, because they're scared because it's a numbers game. Yes. I wrote down like five or six things to put in the cup. Randy wrote down two big two, big two. Okay. So what is something you are weirdly proud of, but probably should not be? This is a good one. I can spin pretty much anything. catch me in like in any of the kitchens or anything. Sheet pans, like pots, anything like that. Anything that's got a flat surface on the bottom of it with like decent weight. If it's like ridiculous it won't make sense. if it's all like, well weighted doesn't matter. I'm weirdly proud of that. But like other, like weirdly proud of, so here's mine, I guess is I always have a pair of clean socks with me. Like with you, like you carry, I have two pairs of socks in the truck right now. Oh, no shit. Yeah. And it's my thing, I, I love having clean, like dry socks. Clean pair of socks. I don't, I don't know what it is, like, even at, even like, as a kid, so it's like, at any point in time, I've had multiple of my friends, like, even like if we're just out, like drinking or whatever, they spill a beer down the shit. They're like, man, you got me. Oh shit. And I, I do like, you know what I mean? I always have a pair of fucking clean socks on me. I'm weirdly proud of that. It actually come in handy a lot. I don't know. Fair. Yeah. I guess. Okay. I guess I am, So I'm nonviolent. I think, I'm pretty sure I've told you guys this before, like I've never been in a fight. I have no intention to. My mom always told me like, fucking use this power before you use the power in your arm if someone makes you wanna fight. And it's not like a self-defense situation, but it's like the only thing you have left. Punch someone in the face, you already lost because they beat you in a battle of wits basically. That's usually how you get in the fight. You're so, you're so angry, all you need to do is hit. Mm-hmm. So just don't do that. Just always be like funnier, smarter, like more of a dick. Like whatever, but just don't a hundred percent, but don't punch a hundred percent. So since I'm nonviolent, I guess I'm weirdly proud of that, but like people are scared of me. Can Can confirm. Can confirm. It's like I, I like, kind of like lead with like 15% fear. You should, that's enough. People don't, people don't fuck. Its, no, it's, I impress and it's, I'm one of the nicest people you'll ever meet. Agreed. But however, in just living my life, right, being a kind person. People don't fuck with them. It's like, but why? What is it? I hear it like at least four times a week and it's so fucking beautiful. What is, they gave you that fucking impression because no one's ever seen me be violent because I'm not like, it's not like, oh, that's not true. You're so strong-willed, straightforward, and it's like you, you make sure your voice is known in the room. And like a lot of people nowadays they don't have that. They just pussy foot around. I'm like this and that. but no, people, people are so intimidated now just by People like you are just confident and you're so confident in your own lane, you know what I mean? And I love it. Absolutely. You weren't supposed to see. No. Like now, you know, now you know, now you know, fake, fake until you make it, man. I'm not, I'm one of those insecure people that you ever fucking meet, but like, but no one needs to know that. Like, so in here of that like just fucking being confident, I'm so guilty of like not being confident a hundred percent of the time too, and like Well, yeah, of course. I mean, I think that's everybody, right? Yeah, but like, just like it, but it's you specifically, like you said, that fear you like based off your level of confidence, and I see it firsthand weekly. Bless you. Well, it's like, well, I'm like, I'm a broad bitch. I'm not like, I'm not like a tiny dainty, delicate flower. I also can like. Carry heavy shit. Like I go to the gym, I'm, he like, I can carry heavy shit talking to both. So people are like, must be able to lift 75 lbs to get this job. It's like, like, oh, she's strong. My voice is deep. Like I likes up bro. And I'm always, I'm always very as fucking direct as fuck. Yeah, no, and I love it, but I like, I mean. What's the point of being like, why pussyfoot around? Well, right. A hundred, like a hundred fucking percent of it. It's just like, so there's no point. Like, let me let, it's easier for everyone if you just know immediately what's up? Oh, fuck yeah. Fuck. If you suck, I'm gonna let you know that you suck. I'm gonna let you know why that is exactly it. Because you don't, you don't wait. You're just like, no, no. Like if it's, if it hits here, it's our, I have to because it's either, it's either I'm gonna say it later in a way different way, or it's just gone. You know what I mean? So, no, I just, fucking right to the fucking point. A lot of people can't handle. Yeah, and I'm, I'd be fucking weirdly proud of that. You know, I'm like, I'm, but I have my mom helped reel me in like a lot as a kid.'cause she's just like, you've got, she called it a snake tongue. Oh no. She was like, oh no, she got a snake tongue. She's like, honey, it is a gift. You can't just throw it at everyone. You have to, well, you can. And she's like, you have to pick your battle. Yeah. She's like, because eventually it, it will lose the power that it has, right? If you're using it all the time. And then basically, like in the kinder words of my mother, she was basically in the rude words of me as being like, don't be a cunt, because if you're a cunt all the time, bumper sticker, if you're a cunt all the time. Then it's like, oh, that's just Beaux. She's oh hundred percent. And no one cares. They take it with a grain of salt. It's like waters off a duck's back, and everybody's like, whatever. That's just that she's just an asshole. Oh, and we get that all too well working in the bar scene. You know what I, but if you selectively use it, yeah. Then it's like, don't piss her off. It's gotta be a tool. Like I, I would label you very strong willed. Very strong spoken. You know what I mean? For sure. In a good way. Don't fuck around. No, for sure. But no, but like people aren't that way, but they also can't handle people that are that way. Well, also, I, I, this is what I love about this whole thing though, Yeah. Beaux was such a bitch to me. Mm-hmm. And the response from the person that they're talking to every fucking time. What did you do? I know. Because Beaux is never a bitch. No. If it's not, if she's, if she's not putting it somewhere because it's earned and if she's, what the fuck did you do? give it no more than 15 minutes and I'm gonna come up to you and I'm be like, I'm sorry. I was, that was unacceptable. Well, right. We're self-aware, you know what I mean? But it's usually warranted. Yes. Even if it's on my own thing, like the other day, I'm alone at work Somebody had called in totally fine, but I got very busy, I'm fucked right now, you know what I mean? Obviously, I am in the goddamn weeds. Yeah. If not, I am the weeds, like soon as I got done, I, I fucking leveled somebody and I forgot who it was just one of the servers and I, I felt bad immediately, but I don't got time to feel bad right now. Yeah, no. 15 minutes from now when everything's fucking kosher again, I went right back out there and I was like, I was like, I already put a shot on my tab for you. Yes, sorry about it. did we learn something though? Oh my God. That part, right. What did we learn? Did we learn something though? Right, because like you, you brought bullshit to me and I'm sorry that I did not want anything to do with it. Randy and I used to work together and it's the first space. It was wonderful that I've worked at in like, fucking don't play free bird. If you ever work with her, don't do it. Don't do it. It's like, it's too long. I don't get like, fuck it. Not into it. Don't do it. I told you you could, but it was very nice of you to not. Boom. We respect each other. I haven't worked in a space where they serve food and a like, like 10, 10 years. because I like to be the one that, it has to be my fault. You're the captain now'cause I work for tips. It has to be my fault. But when you're in a restaurant. It might not be the host, the servers, the kitchen, running an hour on tickets. Like there's so many things that then affect my money and that's the problem. Bam. It. The things affect my money and my friends, my family, my money don't fuck with these things and we are good. And in a business where you're, so when I'm behind a bar and there's no food. That's me, bro. All day, all day. No one's fucking with my money. I am good. But when there is a kitchen and people are ordering and there's a thing and I fucking lose my mind So I have, I've bought shots for the kitchen so many times in so many different restaurants. have you ever made anybody cry? Oh, every host. I feel like you definitely have every host. Every host, and then like I would be I back when I worked at the fucking Olive Garden, because that was a thing for You were an Olive Garden girl?. Four years, bro. Are you serious? Yeah. My fucking ex. It's a whole thing. Have you made a kitchen? Kitchen motherfucker cry? Yes. Really? I'd be making everybody cry. I know. I'll say I have. No, this is why people fear, pay attention. I've had bosses pull me in the office. Yeah. And they're like, look though, we fucking love you, but like, what the fuck? No. Even though, and this is the thing, right? Even though I agree with everything you said. You can't talk to them like that. And it's like, but thank you. Because I'm their boss and I can't say it. They don't like you either. They also think you suck. It's like, that's the realest part about the restaurant. And they will, it's so unsaid. but luckily that was a long time ago, so now I'm back in a restaurant and I've been able to reel it in. Do you have like any idea of like a. Generalized number of how many people you've made Cry at work. At work? Yeah, just like over the course of 20 years. I'm just curious. Coworkers or guests? Both honestly, guess that's a whole nother question. Like, I might need to hear this. Okay. So without getting into like the number, number thing so we don't got too hard, can I have, and a lack of a better word, folks, can I have your favorite? Made a guess cry. I, I like, part of me needs to hear this. I honestly can't even tell you. There's so many. Like there's not so many. There's so many. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. There's not. So many times I've made guests cry. There's just New Orleans was wild. Okay. and I hadn't made a guest cry until New Orleans. And that's just because everyone's like, they were just way drunker down there. And the bars don't close well, and so like people, they don't close at all. Well, I mean bar you you can, you can, there's no, there's no law is what I'm saying. So there's a bunch of different liquor license. Oh, okay. Fair. So you can purchase the license that allows you to serve 24 hours. And they really don't do that up here in Michigan though. And so I don't think it's even in your like, law set to be able Right. To allow that to happen. But like New Orleans is. Older than America. Right. Literally. So there's that. When I see, I've seen like something about like America's 250 years. Yeah. this year is the 250 year anniversary, but we hit the 300 year anniversary in New Orleans in 2018. Right. That's what like we had the tricentennial already, like we already did that. So we're like. A good over 50 years. Oh, a hundred percent. Somebody had brought it up to me earlier last week. it's the big thing, 250 years. I'm like, that's not shit. Think about how old, just, I don't know, Europe, Asia, and like all this stuff. It's dynasty ages. Yeah. Like, you know what I mean? And here we are, 250 and we're all so proud. So we're all so proud. Our little baby's growing up, fucking whatever. I dunno. but like I land of the free baby. Do whatever the fuck you want. Don't fuck with me though. Don't use a slur in front of me, But besides that way, but we're, yeah, no, it's not, it's not great at all. And don't fucking tell me to smile. Ooh, for real. Don't tell me to, for real. Don't ever. Let's not be some fucking creep that just wants to see people fucking smile, fucking smile more. Fuck you, like, you know what I mean? Fuck you. Is it normal for any human on a day-to-day basis to walk around like this? Hi. Just walk it. No, down the street. Shit, I see that. I'm like, what? On? Like, you know what I mean? let's share because I wanna get where you're at. But like in general, it's not a thing. I also have 84 fucking voices up here, BAM that are talking all the time I've got 3 or 4 Lord of the Rings battles going on in my fucking head right now. You wanna smile at Mor, like, exactly. I'm not one of those people who just walks around with like a blank mind. There's like, there's like so many conversations that are happening up here all the time. You know what I heard the other day is, a lot of people don't have like the reading voice. When they read in their head, oh, I told you that was it. Wait, wait, wait. You see that ain't no. Yeah, I told you that because when I found out, I was like, what the fuck? What the, because how do you read? I have like seven. do you have a reading voice? Like when you, when you're reading a book? do you have someone reading the book to you in your head or do you just read and you just legit absorb the words as you look at them and there's no, are you real or are you a computer? What are you get it in. Like, my man, my partner, he like, he just reads. I'm talking to myself while I read. Like, and then also the other people are a hundred percent the only other version of myself when I read, because I got three of me that love the story that are, are reading way deeper than the book even is. And you're telling me you don't even hear it. You're just like, and this reminds me of a thing. Retain, retain, retain. This reminds me of that. So then I start thinking about that and then I'm, but the thing is, is that now the voice. To me has gone silent. Oh yeah. The other voice is now like, oh yeah, you should really unload the dishwasher. Remember that one time part? And then I'm like, fuck, it's been four pages. Go back and reread it. Oh, every time. Every time. And so as soon as the voice stops. That's when I know that I stopped. Mm-hmm. Paying attention to what I'm reading. Yeah. And now I use it as a tool a hundred percent to shut it down so I can go back to reading. And that's called growth. I love just like, I mean like, so me, lemme know like, is that a thing? Do you hear yourself or are we just weird like, no, dude, I don't understand. Like you blew my mind with that though. Like that's so strange to me. He has to know when he ha when he's just chilling. Yeah. Like if he's playing video games or something. If he's just chilling, he doesn't have thoughts. That's, but he's one of the smartest people I know. Agreed. He always has fun face about her man's has a fact. You've never heard. He's so smart. He is. His brain's quiet. And he, he's cute. So he puts nicknames for everybody. And you're telling me your brain's quiet. You liar. How? How? maybe that's why he is so smart.'cause he actually retains information because there's not 84 people just over talking. I feel like I need to like put a cork in one of my ears. So like when you hear it doesn't just go on the other way. Because I feel like if you blew You just hear a whistle. It's a wind tunnel, He is a lot quieter than us. we have to be allowed to get the voices out. Is that what it's, because if I don't talk, then then's one more voice that's trapped in there. If I'm not talking, then there's like 49 voices instead of 48. And now we're stressed and now don't ask me if I'm okay motherfucker. And the callback. Exactly. I might have to be medicated because I don't remember how we got here. Question. Okay. Question. Are we ready? What is a moment that you thought would ruin your life but didn't? This is a good one actually. Okay. So this is a very good one. So it's so funny because, when I think about it it's wrong. It's a wrong answer. Oh, I liked this It's a wrong answer. No, it's a wrong answer because it's like, what was the moment you thought would ruin your life? It didn't. I'm like when I got married, but that's not fair because when I got married I didn't think it was gonna ruin life.. I didn't think it was gonna ruin my life. Right. but as that marriage got bad, you smelled the rose. I thought that this relationship was going to just like, I didn't know if I would be like, recover. Hundred percent, but that wasn't like a thing, like I thought was gonna be terrible. So I don't even feel like it's like an actual answer to that question because it's not like, oh, I see what you're saying. You know what I mean? I didn't get married being like, oh, this is gonna ruin my life. Yeah, right. You're just like, but in hindsight, when I was getting and shit, because I was like with like, because I told you guys like, I only knew him 10 weeks. We were together for six years, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. And I, I was wondering, I, I guess it was more like my brain was going. I wonder if me wasting this six years is going through in my life, right? Because now I'm like, I'm getting divorced. I'm doing the thing. It's like, oh fuck, is this, like, is this gonna fucking end me? And I wasn't looking at it like, we feel very hard, this exciting, mean, it was just like trauma, trauma, trauma, trauma. Like I'm healing, I'm trying to deal, and I, I just didn't know if I was going to recover. So I don't even know if that's like. I, oh, you know what? It's when I got arrested. Welcome to the show. Dang, here we go. It's when I got arrested because I wasn't sure how that was gonna go. And like I told you guys, but didn't tell you guys because I don't know how any of this shit works. I only need, you know, people coming for me. But, I cashed in my karma. I cashed in my karma and that shit evaporated. Dude, I need fucking like roll. Like what, what do they call that? Fucking, like Kohl's cash equivalent of Karma dawg. If I could high five, three people, every day just like cashing a little karma so I could cash them later, just like, keep high fing. I told my mom the other day,'cause she, we've been trying to figure out like, what's, my dad's not in good health. And so mom's trying to figure out like what life is gonna look like when he's not around anymore and like blah, blah blah, and like where she's gonna live and yada, yada. And, she had an option to move with her sister who lives in, Texas. And she's like, but I don't wanna go to Texas because you're not allowed to see Texas Oh. Because you are not allowed, but I'm, I'm allowed in Texas. I'm allowed in Texas. And she's like, there's that whole thing. Yeah. And I'm like, oh, that whole thing. I was like, no, I didn't tell you. That's taken care of. And she is like, oh, am I allowed to ask? She's like, care. No, I don't wanna tell too many details because I dunno, I don't wanna jinx myself. I'll tell you off camera. And she's just like. Oh, it went away. And I was like, yeah, well I wasn't sure. And I was like, I had, when we had talked on the phone,'cause I had talked to my mom back then, I was like, I think I'm gonna go back and take care of this. Okay.'cause I don't want it looming over my head and it's starting to give me anxiety. Right. And I'm just gonna go back, I'm just gonna sit in jail and I'm just gonna deal with this. Yeah. I got enough anxiety, we'll fix it. Yep. Yep. And then, she was like, I think that's really responsible. Like, good for you. Sure. Blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna start going through this process. Well, that, like night? That night Oh, no. Or within, no, within a week. I don't fucking know. I was very drunk for 10 years in New Orleans, so I don't know. But at a point I, I decided I love you. I decided to, to use my best asset, which, which is me just throwing my puss at the problem. So, man, dude, like, like, I wish. So I started sleeping with a. cop Just was like I needed him to like run my name. Yo, there's a whole episode for you. I started sleep with the cop. I needed him to run my name, bam. But I needed to like get him first. Right. So that like, if there was anything bad, he wouldn't feel right, like a draw to, to serve, to serve, to serve justice to me. So I, I served him so that he didn't have to, and so he ran my hand serve protection. So whatever one thing led to another, which led to another, and it's, it's gone. There's no longer a warrant out for my arrest. Is that how you sold it? Like I said, I fucking wish, like, no offense, I know y'all don't have it easy, but what the fuck? Well, I told my mom that I was like, you know your daughter? And she took it very well in true Beaux fashion. Yeah. I fucked my way out of it. Do we call Texas? Do we? Can you? No.., no, let's not. They don't wanna talk to us. They're like, just don't come here. It's just safer. Yeah. They don't want, that is, that is definitely a good one though. Yeah. Texas doesn't like me. That's, I thought, because I advocate for punch cards at Planned Parenthood. Oh my goodness. It's just like. punch cards. I'm sorry. what about you don't really know, like, you know what I mean? So let me, I guess lemme like revisit the question. Revisit. Yeah, that's fair. A moment that you thought would ruin your life but didn't. Hmm. I danced for a while. No, I'm not gonna lie. So like, like, like what kind of dance? Well, it's like, oh, like, I don't know, like, he's like, I was trip my way through college. I thought it was gonna ruin me. Hey, a little ass shake. 20 bucks is 20 bucks, you know? But, so like, I don't, and like, I, like, I, it's such anxiety because it's like, like, so I, I like heart complications when I was a kid. So like, I wrestled, I couldn't do that too long. I played football, couldn't do that too long. So it's like, what do you do? You know what I mean? But at the end of the day. I wasn't a dancer. I wasn't, and like I could only do non-contact like anything. So it's like I had, I could do art or improv or dance you see what I'm saying? And like anybody that knows me. I'm creative, I do a little music, but I could do stick figures, like I'm in kindergarten still and that's about it. So it looks like we're shaking ass, like she said and, and right. And turns out, yeah, I get there. Right. I only did like. Two classes maybe, of like dancing, because I get there and it's every single beautiful woman I know that's in the class. And I can't dance. So like, I can't, I can't fucking dance. So I'm in there looking like a fucking idiot and like, I'm, I'm young, you know what I mean? That's why I'm like, it's gonna ruin my fucking life. No, and that's even bigger, right? Because everything ruins your life when you're young, right? And like I'm like, this is gonna ruin, like, how old?. I'm like 15, like, you know what I mean? Oh, okay. So puberty, right. Okay. Right. So this is like, so this isn't like I'm embarrassed and I'm 11. This is like, I'm never gonna, I'm still getting like dark checkups. Like, dude, I feel like I have, I'm like 80-year-old people, heart problems. And I have the dancing skills of a toddler. So like, you put those together, like, you know what I mean? I fucking, so I'm like, I'm just gonna ruin my life and end up. I dated two of the gals that were in the class, and everything was super fine. I've been in like, and like now it's later on, like, we're not school anymore. And like, I've been to both their weddings and like, everything's great and like, wonderful. Turns out it didn't ruin my life. But like, other than that, it's just more like health reasons with me. Like maybe that I'm like, oh, this is gonna ruin my life. So it's like when I had heart complications or anything like that, I'm like, oh, well now I literally can't do this, can't do that. But I'm lucky enough, I still can. Yeah, like, like exists like pretty much normally or whatever. I have like a rare, I have a rare thing and we won't dive into it. But it all shook out. But like when you're 15 chicks love a dude that can dance man. Still can't. So like, Madam, still available, please. No, but you're welcome. Yeah. But it's just, yeah. So it's just like little stuff like that. Um. The cauldron? Yeah. Mad. What is a hill? That you'll die on even though it's not or shouldn't be that big of a deal. I love this. I fucking love this. man, I already used up my socks and I know you don't enough. I don't know. But like, I don't know a hill that I'll die on. That's not like a normal thing. I don't know. Just fucking leaving people the fuck alone. Like, does that make sense? A lot of people, they spend a lot of their time making sure that like they have their nails dug in like everybody's life. just like for a quick, answer. Yeah. The thing is though, is every single people need to be so validated and so everything by everyone, always. Mm-hmm. And that is not how you need to exist. you need to exist, you need to learn yourself and maybe the people that you're directly around. Sure. And let people just be people and do not force what you want on other people. I'll die on that hill all fucking day, just like, like let people live. if you need that level of validation. Mm-hmm. Maybe you should readjust and think about what you're not learning about yourself. Fucking look inward, right? Look inward. You know what I mean? And like easier said than done, because every time I look inward, there's nine of me that have reasons that I shouldn't. And we're not even reading at this point, but Right. You know? But like, at the end of the day, people are people and everyone's, everyone, if you love them, love them and leave'em the fuck alone. Like, it's weird. I don't think that's a weird hill. Like I get that. I don't think, that's weird. what's your hill, you know? Show me the way. No, no. Mine's short and sweet and to the point. Freebird is overrated and conversate is not a word. And I'll fucking die on a lot of people. Now that you say that, I'll die on that. It's not a word. no, it's converse. But now conversate is actually in the dictionary because enough people fucked it up long enough. They started to doing that. Made it a word. And I fucking hate it. I hate it. And I know I need to get over it. I know it's stupid. I know none of you fucking care, but conversate is not we fucking, it's not a word. Conversate is not a word. And free bird is overrated. Fucking told you guys. No, but like honestly, I didn't know it wasn't word. But because it's only, that's now it's, but now it's, but now it's, it's, well, actually, I got a whole ass problem with that though. You know what I mean? I try to accept the fact that like language evolves. Yeah. And like new words are made all the time and like whatever. Right? And I get that and I'm trying to like, hey, fucking, because I feel like when I say shit, it's like, okay, boomer. It's like, fuck you. Literally I'm a millennial. It's like, fuck man. It. And I talk like shit, like all like, oh, like I, right? Like everything's fucked up and there's just certain words. Irregardless, is that not a word? No. Shit. It's a double guilty. It does, it doesn't work. It, it's regardless. Now that we're having like having Camel about it, it doesn't sound like it should work. so yeah, don't fucking words that aren't words. I hate that shit. And free bird is over rated. We might, I think we can do one more, and then we're gonna wrap it. And we'll do this again very fucking soon. Yeah. So how's, oh, for me. Okay. I hope it's yours. No, it's not. Smile. It's my mine's very stupid. Like you guys have, retained from, any part of this episode. my brain is 12 and, yeah, so what I wrote down. What animal would you saddle up and ride? That's not a horse or a camel, and why? It's so stupid. I love it. Um, but also like, I don't know man. I'm such like a water baby. I immediately go to the ocean. Dolphin a dolphin. You guys. Oh, fucking put a saddle on a dolphin. You could have a whole aura side question. Don't think I need to, and I wouldn't wanna put a saddle on a dolphin. No, I'm so smart. Like I don't need to saddle that. I feel like you gotta saddle like you gotta. I feel like that's a land animal situation. It doesn't have to be, but I'm also like, right now in my head I'm picturing you saddle up with a dolphin and I got like crushed the, the turtle from Nemo like, and we're just ripping from the ocean, you know? I love it. And I would think bird, but like, and obviously this is a stupid question that doesn't like have to have anything to do with, What can hold me? What can hold me? Because I'm like, oh, it'd be really cool, but like a bird can't fucking hold me. Right? Like, we're not flying. So that idea is fucking fucked. O oss though. There's OSS flightless birds. I wanna fly and like I watch. The fucking, Swiss family. Robinsons, yes. Riding in the ostriches. They didn't saddle those guys. No. So I don't feel like maybe you don't need to, you need a firm grip. Okay. Side question. Nevermind. So like, if it's something to saddle, then I need the grip on this, like gus of the saddles, you know, on o it's just the neck. You just choking outta fucking Austin faster. Damn it. Faster. You don't saddle best. Okay, so this is saddle then like, well, like if you had, if you had one animal that you wish you could just have a tight grip on and fucking ride one time. Oh man. I'm also a control freak, so it's like, oh, it'd be really cool. Like cheetah or something. Something fast. Yeah. I'm like, no, that's scary. Right. That's also why I don't ride motorcycles. I don't wanna be like out there like, oh damn, this is really hard. This is harder than I thought. Okay. What animal? I'll give you my dumb answer. Please, please take me off the hook. So, my dumb answer, and the reason I wrote the question is because earlier today I watched a clip on mountain goats that just, they stand on the side of the mud. No, not yet. Have you ever seen'em Goats down? Yeah, it's horrifying. Everything is, it's horrifying. And like when talking about me, I love that scary shit. So like, I think, I think the next level of me being self-aware and growing might be saddling up a coin and seeing if we could dive bomb the side of a cliff because like, I don't know, I, I've always been a big fan of like big cats, so like, sure, like snow leopards, fucking panthers, fucking jaguars, all that shit. But like. I would love, that was gonna be my original answer is like, oh, let me saddle up a fucking saber tooth tiger looking motherfucker. My dad gets into the sunset. You know what I mean? Right, right. But like thinking of it, the clip that I seen earlier is like, the goats are almost more agile than the big cats on the side of this random ass fucking cliff. So it's like, I guess if I'm going out riding something, it might just be little Billy Jean that's hanging off on the side with the little hooves because they, they just. They jump like 30, 40 feet straight down and close slowly. You know what I mean? Not like what are we doing? Not that. And first of all, what are you already doing there? Like what the, the fucking other Billy goats in the heard. They text you and they're like, yo, meet up Cliff seven o'clock. What are you guys doing out there? There's no food, no plants, and you're just standing up hanging. But like, other than that. Alligator. No, please. Oh no. That's a lie. Don't fucking put a gator. I'm gonna go with Cameron. Final answer. Heard. Heard. Didn't realize that was an option. I second. I'm just gonna stick with what I know. I can't wait until she shows you guys cam. Oh my God. I might, he's still delightful. He probably like the saddle too. He might body count high and I'm not bored and that shit and that, that speaks volumes. And I think on that we're gonna fucking wrap up. Alright, so someone's got to raw dog. Okay. Too much raw. And Cameron all 2020. Okay, so it did cut us off one more time, so we are gonna wrap up. Thank you guys. Thank you, Randy. Thank you for having love you having absolute fucking pleasure. I hope you guys enjoyed it. I'll come back. yeah, no, this is fucking awesome. We're gonna do so much more of this. This was fun. And even though my anxiety was high when we started, it feels super good now. Ba thank you. And, and I really enjoyed that. So. All right, love you guys. Thanks for tuning in and of course I will see you next Tuesday. Stay Unhinged! And we'll see you next Tuesday..