EP 15: "Don't Trust a Fart" co-hosted with Randy

Hey guys!

On this episode of The Unhinged Ginge I'm back with my buddy Randy. This week we're talking about a 6 year old smoking Randy in Rock, Paper, Scissors. Farting at a funeral. Shitting your pants on a first date. Being kind to each other. And what Randy is most excited about for visiting New Orleans with me in April.

Next week I'll be back with another guest, my girl Hannah. And we'll be talking about what it's like to date for a Gen Z girly. 

Alright guys! Have a great week. Enjoy the show.

And I will see you next Tuesday. 

Transcript

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What's up guys? And welcome back to another episode of The Unhinged Ginge. I got my buddy Randy back. we had fun last week, so we're gonna do it again, So how was your week? I honestly, it was pretty good work went well and, nothing really crazy in that category of it, but like in the positive aspect of things, we're going back to the gym. Oh, nice. That felt good. I only went once, so it's not, it's not impressive. Do not get me wrong. Hey man, it's better than none. Right? So we're getting there. But I've noticed that every single minute that I am alive, I feel older. Yeah. Whether it's, looks, exercises, or just the fact that I think I'm strong. Sure. No, I don't. I was listening to a song the other day and one of the lyrics in it, We don't, we don't get old, we just grow. Ooh. And I'm like, yeah, like let's lock into that. Okay. Which is, is hard to do.'cause I, I had a call outta work this week. Oh no. Why? Because I was, I went to take a pan out of the oven and Oh. And, and I am strong, God damnit, I go to the gym at least four days a week and I went to reach. I like, I opened the oven, everything was fine. I reached in. I didn't even get to pick the pan out, which weighed nothing'cause it was like legit like bread. Okay, nice. Like, I just made this move and everything seized up full blown back. Oh my God. Dude. Full blown back. Oh dude. I was like, so, I was like, I can't, I'm like, I can't go to work because I can't. No, I, I felt like I needed to sling, like I couldn't fucking, I did do all, I couldn't put a fucking pan, like I couldn't move. I'm like, alright, I guess this is what life looks like. Now. The question for me though is did you tell them that that's what you did? I told them I was at the gym. Yeah. You told'em you were working out and, well, it's Less embarrassing I was like, oh no. I was like. Fucking killing it on rows. No, I wasn't doing anything. It's perfect. That's absolutely perfect. Yeah, man, it was bad. I was like, this is ridiculous. And so then when I went to work, I was telling one of my coworkers, Hayden, what happened? and his face, he looked. He looked so concerned for himself. For himself?. Oh no. It's just like, because he's 23. Oh yeah. I told him, I was like, bro, I did this. And he was like, oh, like the face he made didn't look like, oh, that sucks for you. It looked like, is that what's coming? Is that what's coming to me? That's like, yeah, bro, in due time suck is what's coming. That is absolutely what's going. Oh my goodness. But, went up on weight and everything Okay. When I went back today, so, okay. Can't keep me down. I did, I did have to, I did text a friend immediately. I phoned a friend called in a favor, help, please help, help me. So luckily, I got some muscle relaxers in that. Hey, sometimes you need a little something. Dude, I only, I got three. I only had to take one. I mean, we're old. We ain't dumb dude. Like, it let go. Yeah. And I was like, it let go at like five o'clock. I was supposed to be work at 3:30. I was like, well, I'm not going now. No, I'll just take the fucking day. So I just stayed here and edited our last episode. Oh, I love that you told him that you were at the gym. That's beautiful. Well, yeah, it's embarrassing. I know. They're like, fuck it. I mean, that's what this is. For right. This is so you guys know all my embarrassing bullshit, so maybe you don't feel as embarrassed about your bullshit life's life. We're all going through it. What's that children's book? Everybody poops? Well, everybody's life is, eh, sometimes you know life poops on you. That's right. Yeah, it happens. It's fine though. I'm trying to think if anything fun happened to me outside of work this week. Okay, so if anybody that knows me, I have. Finally. Okay, so I'll get to the first part. I love playing rock paper, scissors in traffic. Oh, he does? He does. I love stop cops. I love rock paper, scissors, people. I'll stop. Yes, exactly. If I notice that you're just in your own head, sitting in the car and I'm sitting there at the crosswalk, we're playing rock, paper, scissors, and I hope you're ready. And it's on shoot. I love it. The other day I got bested and like the smile on this kid's face when they beat me in front of their entire family. There's a whole family. I'm saying eight, nine people like big, big group. And then there's this, I put my hands up like I always do, just to see who puts their hands up. No more than 6-year-old little boy. Put his hands up. Oh, cute. Right. And I say, right, I look at his older brother and I'm just like, oh shoot. And so he taps his brother, tells him what's going on in front of his whole family. And I'm talking right outside the GRPD station downtown on a Saturday. There is, there is company around. This little kid absolutely destroyed me. And the brother lifts him up over the shoulder, starts running away like a soccer goal. It was the coolest thing. Oh yeah. The biggest smile on his face in the entire, that's entire, entire world. His brother's lifted him up. His dad's giving him a high five and everything. That's fucking adorable. I felt amazing. So I guess, I don't know, it was really, it was really good on the chest this week to have that happen because like I, like she said, I do it a lot. It's just my own little ADHD. It's true. I, I don't like just standing there and having nothing to do with my hands. I have a problem, but it's like a weird stem. just like the smile that we could put on this kid's face and this whole family just over a game. Rock, paper, scissors, like I love that stuff and I really got a wholesome moment. you never know when you're just gonna brighten someone's day with your bullshit. Seriously. It was beautiful. Anything happened to you this week that. You could just be a little thankful for, or just hilarious. Like, you slip and fall in some mud. Didn't tell nobody or No, man. No. and I fall a lot, but I have, but I, I haven't recently, I don't know if it's because, I'm like, I'm drinking less these days. yeah, I don't even know. I did have a really good, a conversation with a bar guest too, People like to, like, people like to tell me shit. And that's, I one of them. I've always appreciated. I'm one of them. You're, I appreciate, I love it. I love it. He says I also, I'm a big fan, so he was telling me about like just his manifesting journey and Okay. What, like, he's like, you know, you're in charge, like you can take control. Like love this. You have power. And I was like. Yeah, but the, the only issue was he was like kind of talking at me and I could tell it was just because he was really excited. You know,'cause like he, he, he feels like he cracked the code. Right. And that, that's, that's amazing. It's so exciting. It's like he cracked the code, so he wants to fucking tell everybody, okay. Like, you have the power, you got this. What he doesn't know is that, like I'm working on all of that. So I'm like, I'm in it every day. I'm like meditating, I'm doing my MindValley's. I'm like, I'm in the shit. And so he's like talking to me. So I'm trying to absorb this beautiful energy. Right. But I'm still learning. So I'm also like, I'm like, okay. Fucking like, you don't have to put it on me, dude. Like, I already, like, I believe you because I'm living proof that like, you're right man. Super Troopers. You can't pull over any farther. He is already over it was cool. It was conversation. I swear to God, like I get it. It was a good conversation and He ended it with really nice to meet you Beaux. I hope you have a wonderful night and just believe that the matrix is bringing you everything that you need because you believe in your power. she told me the same thing like a week ago. So I love this'cause that's as full circle as it gets. So you really have been on this huge positive journey, manifestation journey and everything. And I get to see that a lot more than I'm sure what people hear, but to have that happen, like you're saying, that's a cool conversation. And then like if it turns and he is getting a little too into it. Yeah. Because it was like anytime I would have something to like add. Right. It was like just steamrolled by this guy. And I was like, oh, okay. You just a little too positive. I'm gonna sit, I'm gonna chill. I'm gonna let you get this out because you clearly just, you gotta tell. Well, you said you feel like you cracked a coat. Yeah, he did. He was so pumped. I mean, if you found a pot of gold, are you not gonna wanna be excited and like we all get it, but like we all eat Lucky charms, buddy. We all got the recipe. We're on board, right? We're on board. he is also feeding people. What do you mean? Like, he's like, like, like in today's society, that could go No, like going out there, like getting donations, talking to people, doing the thing and like feeding hungry people. And he was like really pumped about that. He is like, I've fed 7,000 kids, last year. Oh right. That's cool. He's like, and I'm working on feeding more. this guy's like on a mission for good, he's trying to fucking feed hungry people and just, well, he probably definitely feels like he cracked fuck code. Well because he, that was part of his thing too. He's like, I am receiving so much beauty now that I know that my purpose is to help other people. Oh, and I think that's the thing, right? Oh yeah. That's the ticket When we're trying to do things for ourselves to make our lives better. Yeah, that's great. Right? And I firmly fucking support that. But it's a team support here. You have to make sure that what you're doing is good for 2, 3, 4, 5 other people, like whatever, like more people. It can't just be. Selfish. Some people can, but like man, it's like, yeah, sure, but like, do you want that fucking, I don't want that juju on me. I don't really want that. I don't want that juju on me, man. Like, that's selfish, nasty shit. That's what these billionaires got and like, I'm not fucking into it. No. I was like, as you can see with my Protect the Dolls shirt, like we know, like we know what fucking team I'm on, bro. Mm-hmm. You know? And like, just in case anyone isn't clear. Like, fuck ice, Trump. Nope. If it's not, if that's not your jam, then like, please go somewhere else. I haven't just outright said it yet.'cause I was hoping it'd be pretty painfully obvious, but I think at this point we just need to fucking make a stand, right? So like, no, this is a safe space for good people and we have to be helping each other. That's what the fuck this is about, dude. It's right. It's just the good stuff. That's what's about good stuff, dude. Help people, man. Two seconds out of your fucking day, go give somebody a high five that they fucking dude compliment someone. Come on. If you see something, you're like, Ooh, that's cute. Tell them Tell people, tell me like do the, do the thing that makes you anxious. Do the thing that makes you nervous. Push through it because do the positive thing. Do good thing for you. Do the good thing for somebody else, and the world will just be one big old girl. Set. So, no, if you think it and it's good Say it, say it. It. Just say it. Dude, it's just like, there's just so much opportunity for easy positivity. I love shit talking, especially with you, like all homie. It keeps it interesting, it keeps it fresh and all the stuff of the people that you don't know don't be a dick. because all this study, it's actually like good for friends to talk shit to each other. it keeps all everybody accountable. Yep. it teaches you resilience and how to have a sense of humor to look at yourself with a little bit of ease, take yourself with a grain of salt. All these really positive things, which is fantastic, but it's good to like. Dick around with your friends. It creates a thicker skin. the people, like in this fucking city one, you feel like you're just around computers, like all the time They're rude and they're rude immediately. And it's just like, is this how you live? Like, you know what I mean? Like this is how Yes. Like, and it's so fucking sad and it's just like. Right. this was a several months back, but I was walking down the street. I had gone to get my cell phone out of my back pocket. My, house key, which I just had my house key attached to my key card for my gym. Sure. So it's not like on a big clunky thing. So I just slide in my back pocket. Yeah. Take my phone out. Key falls outta my pocket. I was walking past someone, right? Two people actually, and I could see out the corner on my eye. they noticed that I had dropped my key. So I turned around I see. Okay. like, I think I might have dropped something. What were they looking at? What were they looking at? Like, and so I was like, oh. So I got the spidey sense going off, so I turned on like my fucking keys over there. Yeah. Why the fuck? Just gonna whoop. Why did no one pick that up? Right. Come back and go, honey, you drop this. Right. Easy. Because there's that easy, there's no way. They just won't. I'm walking past anybody. Right. See that? Right. Your cigarettes a dollar a fuck, dude. Like, I don't care if it's one of those little monsters that you can put over your fucking pinky. Pick a thing like fell out because you, for your kid, pick a thing. Pick a thing. If I find, I'm like, honey, you drop this. Yeah. What? It takes me three seconds. It takes you three seconds. And could you, you could, the difference that makes, what if I, what if I didn't notice that? What Those are your house keys. It was okay. Okay. I'm sorry. It was my house key. I was walking home right from downtown. And so it's like, which is a, it's a good couple miles. It's a mile and a half or whatever. But the you don't turn is like, I'm walking like, and is that key? You gonna fucking be there? Where did I lose it? What route did I take? if I was anybody else and I didn't notice that could have potentially changed the trajectory of my day in a really negative way that could have been like fixed right by somebody. Just simple gesture being kind, simple gesture. And on a positive note that could be you just do it. Just do it. You know what I mean? Just do it. That's exactly, that's my point is like, yeah, just, just do it. Be the person who's like, honey, your shoes untied. Stop making awkward eye contact when people smile. You got spinach in your teeth. Dude, that is one of my biggest things. People aren't offended by that shit. They want you to tell them even if it's embarrassing for three seconds because the second you tell them first thought. How long has it been there? Every time. Every time. Every time. And if you don't howt, many people saw me and didn't fucking tell me. That's where my head's at. You know what I mean? Absolutely wonderful Speaking of You ever had to knock a public fart out. Okay, fart in public or like, whatever. I mean, no, like, I was married for six years. I think I might have accidentally farted twice. And then Cameron, I think maybe twice. We've been together six years, I think maybe twice in front of Cameron, like totally on accident. I'm like, dude, look at me. And it's not, and I know farts or just farts, they're just like a part of life. Like, everybody farts. Everybody poops, right? But I'm such a fucking bro. Such a bro. We all fart here. I'm no, it's not even a bros be farting, right bro. Be fart. Like, I get it. But the thing is, is like I'm such a dude when it comes to a lot of things that the least I can do is not fart. Fart. I'm glad I've got a, like a trash mouth. Oh yeah. No, I figured you were a good one. I'm a fucking, I'm a team. Okay. And like, I'm a monster of a human and, and my farts match that. I figure they do. But it's the thing, and I'll say this, the majority of the time, they don't smell fair. They're loud. I mean, you're healthy. Go. They're, they're long and loud and disruptive. They're gonna put that on my grave long and long. Well, I mean, might have like, there might be a little like, not that face, I might have a little bit of like a, like I might have blown an O-ring during some rough anal. Okay. Alright. I dunno Just like, I'm sorry. I'm in love with it. Yeah. Like if you, like, if you're tying off a balloon, you get a little piece of the balloon stuck in the knot. That's kind of like my butt hole. But it's just like, it's just like a little, a little piece of the o ring that's like, we'll never recover well, right. You're just like, they'll make parts for this anymore. Yeah. No. So I just felt like this little guy. Okay. I'm glad I asked. Yeah, no, you're welcome. Yeah. Wonderful. Um, I don't even know if I have one. No. But no, but that's not, no, but I do have an answer to that. So yes, I did some, um, so I used to work with this guy in New Orleans. He would crop dust, me and, Joseph, my other coworker. And the bar, the bar was broken as it was a square. And the bar was broken down to like. Where one person had this front elf, the other person had this other elf. Okay. And then I worked the back right corner so it would like the back, like whole line. I see, I see. talk about Get better dude. So I had the back line and I, one of my coworkers, he would crop dust us. That's hilarious. Was it? Well, no. So I was like, I'm gonna get him. And I don't ever do that. But it was like, it was, we were busy, it was loud. I knew no one was gonna hear it, so like whatever. It's fine. But also they don't smell often well, right? So I'm like, I don't even know if this is gonna do any good. Like, like maybe I'm just gonna be like, you get to feel it. This very loud uproarious thing that people actually do hear and then they're like, whoa, that's wild. That is. So I'm like, I'm just gonna try. Right? Like the song. So I like go over to Tim and I like push one out. I run away, but I ran away too fast and it, no, there was more, you know, it followed me. I brought it back. Oh no, you drug it. And then it was the worst swelling fart. Oh, you asked. It was so bad, guys. I'm, and also let's just like, I'm working in a gay bar. Okay. Right. So like, everybody's very honest about everything. Yeah. And so I'm like, oh no, I get beat red.'cause I already know what's happening. And I'm like, I'm embarrassed. No one needs to know what's me, but like I it away. The good old spread too. No, I gave it. No, it's the whole like, now it's like, yeah. Spread. And I was like, oh my God, this dog looks at me, goes, oh my God, was that you red? Because I'm, because I'm laughing hysterically, but I'm also embarrassed. He goes, is that you Red? And I went, ah. I ran, I just ran, I ran out of the bar, I went upstairs, smoked a cigarette, self deletes. And I was like, oh my God, that was so embarrassing. But it's gonna be fine. Just turn it into a joke. Like you turn everything into, it's gonna be fine. And so I smoke, I go up to the, I smoke my cigarette, I come downstairs. Mm-hmm. The bar is practically empty. Oh no dude, you clean that bitch out. You clean the whole place out trying to go get the fuck out more. I listen to my coworkers be barrade me for the worst smelling ass and the history dip. I was smelling ass in the history of the gay bar. Do you know how hard that is to accomplish? No, but I can imagine it's pretty bad. And if it's babe, are you okay? Like, which you're like, I tried meat one time. No, I was about to say, this was also when I was still eating meat. Was it so it can, you cannot, those meat farts are rough. You guys need to meat farts. There's a bumper sticker for you guys. Make it happen. It links in the bio. So I've had, I've had a couple of like minor embarrassing ones. But I think worse one probably today is the funeral fart, so. Oh, okay. Yeah, man. And like it was a funeral and it was like during the winter, so like icy out, cold out. It was not necessarily easy to get there. I was coming, not like super far, maybe 20 miles or whatever, but like it was, it was bad, bad enough where it made me. On time instead of like early, you know, like, I mean, when the service starts, right? You know, so I get there, but I didn't have time. I'm like, this better be quick. And I know that sounds terrible. We're at a funeral. This is a celebration of life. And I'm like, I wanna shoot myself. You know what I mean? I, I'm in here and it's going well, or whatever. Side note real quick, I didn't know that. Like people like you shit yourself, yourself when you die. Did you know that? Yeah. Well, think about it this way. When you die, you have no control of your muscles anymore. No. It makes a hundred percent sense. So we're sitting there and, man, dude. And like, I'm like, oh, it sounds like we're wrapping up. They start playing the funeral music and I'm like, oh thank God. I was like, because I kind of got a fart a little bit. No, it was only 10 seconds of music. Oh, so music, by the time you felt comfortable the music cut and were rip the seconds the music ended, I unleashed one of those motherfuckers, dude. And I was just like, no. But it wasn't loud enough for anybody knew where it came from and like luckily I was correct about it being the end of it because I immediately stood up and moved sides of the room that I was on. Oh my God. I was like, yeah, that's probably not great. Hanging know it was a loud enough for everybody turn So that spot in hell that I own getting a little bigger today. We love a good public embarrassment. On that note. When was the last time you shit your pants? now a shart can be disastrous or it can just be like a whoopsy doodle. You just throw your underoos away and call it a day. And then there's you shit, your pants and it's not okay. We have a problem. Okay. last time I actually full blown shit. My pants. I was, let's see. We were out, we were drinking all day. We were eating all day and I was downtown. I had to play a show like later on in the day and we go and play the show. We gets done. We're on our way home. I had a dd'cause obviously like I'm just, I'm just mixing up everybody else having fun drinking. Sure. I'm driving everybody around, driving everybody. I run outta gas after the last person. Okay. And I'm just like, this is not good. Like, I know like one, I just had my third meal of the day, so I know tank's full bud. You know what I'm saying? And I'm like, we're outta gas phone calls already gone. I got a guy there with the fucking gas can. We're good to go right. I made it all the way to my fucking street. Right. Okay. And as like literally I'm like, oh my God. Like we got, I gotta come out like I gotta go. Soon as I opened the car door and did, I took one step, I slipped my foot, slipped, I fucking hit my ass on the sea shit myself. Immediately. I'm out front. I'm outside. Oh yeah. Like I fucking blew the door. Open pressure shit. Flew the door open, I could see the bathroom window. You know what I mean? I went through this whole fucking battle, right outta gas. It's fucking going outside, whatever the fuck or nothing. I think worst time I ever sharted though, again, like I had a DJ this night and like, it was a Friday. I, I didn't work Fridays like at this point, so I went out, had some fun, like during the day, whatever. Sure. And like, I'm, I'm like mid stage and like mid set. Like I'm probably 20 minutes into my little hour or whatever. This is actually at Rocky's down here, if anybody knows where that at. This is maybe two years ago. so they have this little venue upstairs. I get there, I start riffing. I'm like 20 minutes into like my little 60 minutes or whatever. I didn't even, I didn't have shit and I had nothing, nothing, none of that. I'm fucking just up there, just bouncing around. And then I thought I had to fart. No dude. So I let wanna golf. Nah, it was a shart. I still had a rip. When was this? This was maybe two years ago. Don't trust a fart after, oh, never. Good after like people say like 30, 40, it's like for me like 28. because that was the last time I shit myself. It was right around. Okay. 28. Yeah. I trust a fart. It can't happen. Can't. No. I was on a date. Oh no, no. Let's see. Yeah, I got, I had gotten divorced. Okay. I was on a date. We were playing putt putt. Oh my god. I was wearing a short skirt and fishnets and he went to go. He went to go put, yeah. So I backed away. Yeah. So that I could just like let her out. Oh, no. No. And the reason why I had to fart was because it wasn't like, it was like we were, there was an issue here, so it was just, it was ass vomit. Oh no. It was just liquid. It was a problem. Yeah. And I was like, fuck. So I did it, and it's happening instantly. Oh yeah. It's like I'm in fishnets. This shit's like going down my leg. Like, we fuck bro. Down the leg is crazy, dude. No. So he's like, and I'm like, I gotta back and I fucking book it to the bathroom. Oh yeah. Fuck it. I, and I'm like, I'm like, in my head, I'm as efficient as humanly possible. Yeah. But I must have been gone for 10 or 15 minutes. So, but in my brain, and still to this day three, I feel that, you know what I mean? Like, I was so efficient, but I had to take my fishnets off. Oh yeah. Hold that all because it's gonna, they're gonna smell. Right. Right. But I can't go back out to my D without fishnets. So you gotta wash it. So I'm washing the shit outta my fish nets, like while I'm wiping the shit off, like off my body to put my vin wet fish nets back on Uhhuh hoping this guy's not like, how are you? And he is like, why your fish nets wet? Is that Pete? Yeah. And I'm like, fuck. Holy. Trusted. Yeah. Well then you gotta think about whether or not you're gonna explain no reason first date, by the way. That's crazy. First date. Was there a second? No, And now he's just the guy who fucked the chick who shit her pants and he never knew. Well the question is, is what hole of the puck course are you on? Was this Oh, I have no idea. Alright. I'm just curious. So Randy's coming to New Orleans with me For my 40th birthday. Yes, ma'am. Do you have any expectations? What are you looking forward to? What do you think it's gonna be Okay, so my expectations going into New Orleans, I would say I am trying to keep them as minimal as possible and I, that's smart. the reason I wanna do that is because of all the crazy stories that I'm sure you guys have all heard. And two, just because of the people that you and your mans are, because I know that like. we're gonna go and like check out where you like can work and like everything like that. But all of the other like little stuff, I have no expectations because I know like you two very explorative people always surround themselves with the right. crowd or whatever the vibe is, and like all I want to, I wanna be taken to all of the places I should be. And like what I mean by that is she's shown me hands full of like videos I'm just like, I know we'll have a whole archive of that type of stuff ourselves. What I'm more like excited for is just being down there like with good people because like I'm, I'm a very anxious person myself. I don't travel a lot. the more that I have expectations for things, the more anxious I get because of my brain works million miles an hour and like this whole trip is about relaxing and you being back where you're at. So I know. We go down there and any place that you're gonna be at, I've never had a bad time. it's so funny because I was in survival mode the entire fucking time I lived there. Mm-hmm. But now whenever I go back, my nervous system just calms down. Right. Which is so funny because when I was there, I'm like, how many drugs do I have to do and how much do I have to drink to fucking survive another week? Well, that's 24 hour bars, man. Like, I'm excited for that. Just for the fact where it's just like, I don't know. Like I don't, I'm, you've never been in that situation before. Never. I've never even heard of a 24 hour fucking bar. Fuck no. like, it's not a big deal. It's just a lot of people don't understand. The party really don't stop. No. it also, doesn't necessarily have to be a party. sometimes it's like you get off work, like, five o'clock in the morning. Who am I waiting on? Sometimes I'm waiting on. Nurses. And cab drivers other bartenders and people who are completely sober, who just got off work, who worked the night shift, but they're just awake right now. You'll hear people like, I'll be out smoking a cigarette on the street, and you'll hear people walk by headed to meet people to go on, like a. airboat tours down the swamp or whatever the fuck might have to do that. I've never been on one apparently it's fun?. I dunno. Fair enough. But like people are like, oh my God. Can't believe people are drinking at 7 in the morning like, okay, look, well, there's so much judgment. Like I first off, you're also up and you're about to go and I guarantee you, you are going to have a drink in your hand by the time you get on that airboat. Right. Or before or something. Or like, and you're already judging other people and like you said, that just might be awake. Or anything. So it's like my days off on my days that I have to work. Like in the morning I try to go to bed, I'm like, I have very bad, like insomnia most of the time. So like on my days off Monday, Tuesdays usually it, it's like four 30 in the morning and I'm like, I could just go for a beer right now and then like,'cause I'll fall when the sun comes up. I don't know what it is. My brain's odd. When the sun comes up on a Monday morning, it's, that's like my Saturday morning, if you will. It knocks me right out. I don't know what it's, I'll see the sun come up and it's like relaxing and I'll just bing, but I'll go down. But like four 30 in the morning. I'm not sleeping, nobody else is awake. Okay? None of this stuff. But I can still just go get a beer. And I know like if I was in a situation like New Orleans, there's like a city like that where it's 24 hour seven. That's how you meet even cooler. Like people maybe. You know what I'm saying? If I could just like go, you meet, get beer, you meet, see? And that's why I'm going in with no expectation. You meet people with a laugh. I cannot fucking wait. There aren't many places in the country where you are a third shift person and you're a bartender. Right. So around like six in the morning, right? The blue hour. The blue hour, yeah. You know, you look at the window, and the blinds are turning blue. It's dawn. The sky's about to go from black to blue. Right? well, when you're bartending, okay. You go in at midnight, it is six, seven in the morning. Right? And it's the blue hour, right? It gives you a second wind, like you're very tired at 6:00 AM mm-hmm. But at seven, when the sun comes up. Razzle Dazzle baby. Razzle dazzle baby. Like we're ready to go. One time I stayed through everybody's shift. That was before I worked there. I stayed through everybody's shift. All three. I was at Voodoo Lounge. Yeah, I was at Voodoo for like 26 hours. Oh my god. Drinking and doing cocaine. What were you doing? Yeah, fucking sleeping. You bore F No, but like that's also like, why'd you leave? All these people in my new job are like, why would you leave there and come here? And I'm like, bitch, I love you here. I was gonna die. Literally. Literally. Sometimes I didn't fucking go home at all. Or just take a whore's bath in the fucking bathroom, like, oh yeah, we'll have a good splishy Splash every once in but I like the fact that you're just kind of open to all of it. I like, and I try to be, Because I come from, a family and like they're very organized. Every time they go anywhere, the entire fucking thing is planned. I appreciate that, but it can be boring. You have to leave room for chaos. You have to remove a life, man. I get a boarding ticket to be there. I get a boarding ticket to go home and in between, let's just, let's, let's go. Let's fucking do it. You know what I mean? Let's go.'cause I know there's gonna be good food down there. I know there's gonna be great people down there. I know there's gonna be great experiences. And I know that we've both heal in a certain way where like, I'm not worried about where I'll end up. You know what I mean? You shouldn't be, if, you know, you're not invincible. If you can treat people with respect Yeah. And keep your head at least. 60% on your shoulders. Right. And you know I can, you're gonna be okay, right? A hundred percent. If you just let it all go. Yeah. You're fucked, dude. They'll take you. If, if we would've met a couple years, we'll find you ago. Yeah, right. If we would've met a couple fucking years ago and you would've asked me, oh, you've been fucked. I met you eight months ago and you were fucked. Yep. She ain't wrong. She's not wrong. And that's Randy. Randy has grown a lot in just the short time that I've known him. if Randy was. Still right now. The person that he was when I met him eight months ago, I don't think I'd be so adamant on you coming to New Orleans. I don't think you'd be ready. Well, and it's a pleasure and you are wonderful and your man's is, and it's just like you have brought an absolute light to my life. And just circling back to like where this all started and like it's just you, have had an incredible positive. out-reach on me. Thank you. And this is one of the biggest fucking chirps shit talkers that I know. Thank you. You know what I mean? You're wonderful. You really are. And like, yeah, that's what it's about. And on that note, I love you. I love you. I love you guys as well. And, um, next week. Wonderful. Next week. Cool. And then, if not next week, it'll be Hannah. I haven't worked on the schedule. but either way, you're either have Randy or Hannah, Randy will be back in the next week or two. And um, yeah. I love you cunts. Protect the dolls. protect those dolls. Trans lives matter. Black Lives Matter. Fuck ice. And we'll see you next Tuesday. Yeah. Beautiful. Beautiful.