EP 16: "I'm Too Young To Be This Tired" with Hannah

Hey guys! 

This week I've got my girl Hannah with me. We're talking about dating, the world we live in, and our 15 year age gap and what that looks like or doesn't look like. We also got a little stoned during this one, so it gets a little silly.  We had fun. Hope you do too! 

Next week I've got another special guest coming your way. Stay tuned! And we'll see you next Tuesday! 

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Hey guys, and welcome back Today I have my friend Hannah with me. Hello. Quick little backstory. We Worked together for a little bit. Now she works with my mans. Yes. Just swapped parents, you know. so Hannah is how old Hannah? 25. 25. there's a good 15 year gap right there. So we're gonna ask Hannah. what it's like. To be Gen Z and to be dating right now.'cause I've been with Cam for six years and so I've been out of it. And when I was in it, it was fucking rough. So I wrote down some questions because I'm in perimenopause and my brain, My brain is full of mush. So I wrote down some notes because I need to check in. So, Hannah, are, how are you feeling about this? Yeah. I'm, I'm doing swell. You're doing great. You're doing swell. Okay. Just let it all out there, girl. Oh yeah. Open book, baby. Perfect. I love it. All right, you ready for the first question? Yeah. Brilliant. All right. First one, how would you describe dating at 25 right now? parenting. That's not even a sentence, that's a word. And it's, it's discouraging. Discoing. will you elaborate? So like, my earlier dating careers, I feel like I always dated people older, and then I fell into like a long-term relationship with the woman, and that was great. Like, we got a house together, like we're doing the, like, the damn thing. Oh. Like got a house, like bought a house, like rent it? Yeah. You like bought the house. So her dad had a plumbing and contracting company and he bought the house and then we paid mortgage through him. So technically it was her house, but like Okay. It was bought. Sure. Then we broke up and then after that, that was when I was 21, then I was a fucking whore. me and my best friend moved in together, and me and her were just, out every night. And then I moved out here and meeting people and lately, I've been trying to like date again. Oh my God. They just wanna have like some sort of control over you or they want you to take care of them. And I'm like, I'm not doing either of these things. I'm really not. I'm really Well, you shouldn't. Yeah. I'm like, I, I pay for my own shit. I've lived on my own since I was 17, so I'm like. Let's do better. Let's do better. And also don't tell me what to do. I felt like these men were looking for their mom is that's still a thing? And they're, they're yes, like a hundred percent. Even my ex-boyfriend, like when I first moved out here, we were like together for a little bit and it was always just Like, what? What's happening? Like why am I like babying? You like have your own, life it feels at least maybe it's who I attract, I'm very social. I'm out a lot. I'm a bartender. I like to meet people. I like to go out this and that. If you don't have your own life also Yeah, that fair, right? It's never gonna work out fair. And like for some reason the past, like three people I tried, I'm like, I can't be your main source of entertainment. and also I think it goes hand in hand with like the world is falling apart. No one has fucking money, no one has like anything figured out. So it just goes into that and like I feel like I just attract people.'cause I do have most of my shit figured out, you know? Not everything but, well, yeah, how could you? And then I tell, yeah, and I just have like, especially with like around my age guys, why I date older normally. That makes sense. So the ones around my age, I'm like, I can't help you figure this shit out. I had to fucking learn it myself when I was 17. you gotta do it. I hold your hand a little bit, but I'm gonna let go. At a certain point. Well like do the work and you gotta skate, you gotta do it. It's, yeah, but it's not fun. It really isn't. So even random hookups aren't even fun because as a bartender too, like you start to flirt with someone. Say they get too fucked up or this or that. Because why are you that fucked up right now? Why are you acting like that? I'm like, Ooh, chill out. Now you're unattractive to me immediately. That's fair. So like, do you even feel like it's an option for you to be optimistic about dating right now? Or are you just like already tired like I wanna be, but I'm already tired and I'm way too young to be this tired. The bare minimum really is what we're asking for. when I moved out here, I was like, I'm not dating. That's coworkers. And that's where I get in trouble. Well, we're service industry honey. I told you guys service industry, it's, we incestuous as fuck. I remember fucking, we fucking each other. Everyone is Eskimo sisters and brothers family because we, we we're a big family. We work more than we see our, the people we care about get off. We don't really have time. I get off work, I smell like fucking tequila and sweaty feet, I'm not gonna try to go to a bar and be like, Hey, you want, you wanna go home? Maybe that's the difference. because as a millennial I will. You know, honestly, the least I wash my hair. They more than wanna fuck. Oh yeah. What I'm saying. Okay. So that's what I'm saying. It's true. So like yes, in the service industry, it's just easier. Yeah. I'm like, Hey, you live right next to me. We work together. We both drank too much. you were telling me I look good all night during my shift. Let's just do it. Yeah. And then it's either like a recurring fuck buddy, or you never hook up again. Yeah. Because it was weird, but at least you got the. Initial sexual tension, out of the way. The tension working with someone that you're like kind of into, oh dude, you gotta like nip it in the bud, So throw your puss at it, figure it out, and then fucking move on. Yep. And then I fucking, God forbid I hook up with two at the same place. Yeah, no, I've had, I've had a few in, in the short. Yeah, no, I feel you. It happen. People get so judgy, but then they get so weird and like Alpha male, like if it's with men well they need to calm down because plan B is Plan A. Better is better. So calm down. B is, you're not, that's for sure. Forever plan A. so what is it that would make you, like if you, so I know you're not a dating app girly, but it like. When you are feeling a little squirrely and you're on the app, like what, what is the Absolutely not makes you swipe left. Probably like holding a fish or like a rifle in your profile picture. Oh. So my old roommate, she had Hinge and you could put in like a voice memo into your profile. And like, I would swipe with her just for like the funsies out of it. So I was like, oh, he's cute. Oh, been there. He's fun. I love this because I don't have to text them. Yes. I love vicariously living through my friends on their fucking dating app. but most of mine, they're on Grindr. Yeah. So when they're showing me. I'm just like, that's a butthole. So I used to like growing up high school, me. I was sucking everyone off. Like I was like, oh, you blowjob girl in high school. Oh my God. I was sucking them off. I was sending every fucking coochie pic. I could boob pick like every, everyone saw me in high school. I don't really care. Me as an adult, I was like, I don't do that. I don't do that anymore. So now I've made sucking dick a privilege for the ones that deserve it. It's like a reward. It's like a reward. You do enough, you fuck good enough? Are you good enough person? Then I will suck your dick. I'm not gonna just put it any randos in my mouth anymore. It's too much work. Too much work. I'm like, honestly, I've,'cause again, in high school I was always about like the guys coming, like I wanted to be performative. I wanted them to enjoy it. do a moan. Girls love a moan. We do love a mo, we love a moan. We love a vocal. So weird and extra with it. But like, Love a good like, oh fuck. Like yes. I'm doing a good job. I have a praise kink. I love, tell me I'm doing good. I love that you said that. not even like a praise kink, it's just I like vocal men. Yeah, I love like a grunt. Yeah. it's like when, when get after it, get into it. Have you ever go for it? We both have high body count, so it's fine. the dude, you bang and they make no sound. What? What? So it's just me. Um, it's, they might give you one of like, I'm gonna come and then like, okay. They do, but you're just like, that's how my ex-boyfriend was. You gimme what? That's how my ex-boyfriend was. I hated it. I hated it. I'm letting you know that I'm having a great time. Can you let know if this is good for you too? Yeah, absolutely. I actually used to bang this guy He was my fuck buddy in New Orleans. On my roster. I always like to have a good basketball team with a couple you've taught me about, you've taught me You gotta have the roster. They start to get pissed though. They find out about each other, and I'm like, dude, I've never, I never said I was dating any of you. Okay. See, that's where you fucked up because I also told you you have to let all of them know.. No. if they found out, then that means you didn't tell them. Like, we're not exclusive. It's not my fault. So they know that who it was. Yeah. I'm very vocal that we're not exclusive. Like I, okay. I know my own thing. I'm not gonna fucking, I'm not gonna fuck one and then go to the next one's house by any means. Yeah. No, I will. I normally, but it's because they know. But it's because they know about each other. Yeah. And like, and you also don't like look at me with any like stigma or shame. Yeah. Because you're doing the same fucking thing. So you're telling them, We're not exclusive. Correct. But then they find out and are they mad that you're banging someone else or are they mad because they know who it is? Yes. Both. Yes. Yes. You need to live in a bigger city because you shittin' where you eat girl.. No, literally. And one of my shifts every week I've talked to my GM, I'm like, I'm pretty sure this is personal punishment for me, for the things that I've done. Because for a while it was the two that I've banged and my other friend that I work with that knows, and it's just me just sitting there and I'm just like, oh my God. So the past like month, it's been them trying to get intel on the other one of. What'd you fuck? How'd you fuck? Where'd you fuck how many times? This and that. I'm like, alright, alright. Need calm? Yeah. I'm like, alright. I've been pretty honest with everyone about being single. You wanna be with me? Be better. that's, I was like, they're bonding over my pussy right now, but they're both mad at me. Yeah. No. Yeah, because, because, oh no, but like. But we're the ones that are too emotional. Yeah. I'm the problem. No doubt. Absolutely. So when I was your age, I was a wife. I was a wife from 21 to 27. Did you have like a full ceremony wedding? Like were you in a white dress and stuff? Oh God. I thought I was asking you questions. This is unfair. I know. I need to know this. Were you in like a white dress? I was No, it was impromptu. I only knew him for 10 weeks. we were gonna get married after tracks, eat it tracks. But then I was like, I can't do this without telling my parents. My parents were like, let's do something for you. So we ended up getting married in my parents' backyard. So we ended up having a ceremony. Maybe 20 people. and It was raining. I'm a ginger, you know, so I look great and green. So I, and I definitely wasn't wearing white because why lie to, yeah. so I wore this green and white checker, like sundress, but this was before my breast reduction. So my tits were huge and. I generally don't wear underwear, but this dress was also so short that like I felt the need to, but when you took a picture of me and the flash hit, it shot through the dress. So you could see my white panties and you could like, and I was wearing a bra'cause I didn't need to. Tits were big, but they were glorious It was just a lot to look at and to deal with. And no one told me anything. No one told me fucking shit. I completely lost my train of thought because you started asking me questions. I wasn't prepared. I'm sorry. Oh, Dating apps, that's where we're at. Right. Okay. because we are smoking this joint. We shouldn't be, because I don't like to get high when I record it, but I was just hanging out with you. It felt so organic time. I picked this up outta my ash cream for no fucking reason, just because it was like, I'm just hanging out with Hannah. I was like, shit, no, you're actually recording a podcast. You fucking fuck. Um, so here we are. I was gonna ask you to explain these three new dating apps to me that I had to Google. Are there new dating apps? And I was like, Hannah will know, but now I'm realizing like, oh bitch, you probably fucking won't because I have no idea. just tell me if you know any of this. Okay. Okay. So one is called snack. No, no one is called, okay. It's either, I'm gonna fuck this up. God, I'm gonna get fucking ruined for this. It's either, it's either Badoo bad, it's B-A-D-O-O. And I'm gonna pronounce it wrong. Is it Badu? I have no idea. Or Badoo, because if you Badu me, it is not spelled like that. And it is Erykah, and she's a queen, so we're not, so for me it's bad-ew because like So was it supposed to be bad or something? No, it's B-A-D-O-O. So for me, bad, I'm not into it. I've weirdly like seen that spelled out somewhere, like on like a Snapchat, A, because everything has a fucking ad now. Like, well, that's fair. You pay every subscription, you have fucking HBO, Netflix, whatever. And I you, they post like random commercials for like dating apps and stuff. That's totally fair. That, so I feel like I've seen that one maybe. Okay, well the last one is called Thursday. Absolutely not. Awesome. I think it's a play on thirsty. Thirsty Thursdays. Like, meet up and fuck. I think one of these that was a point was like a quick hookup. Oh, we're just fucking like, they said a quick and like a meet and greet. Oh, quick meet. So yeah. Oh yeah. I'm like meeting in the bathroom and fucking in the bathroom bar and then I gotta go. So I don't know. So maybe Thursday was Thursday. I don't fucking know and I don't wanna, like, I don't, I know it's t Have you heard of any of these? No. Okay. Well those, these are three new apps apparently I was curious. I was hoping that you would have some insight, but fuck, I'm sorry. God, I'm sorry. I feel bad. No, I don't. I'm sorry. So happy that we're on the same page because it sounds, I feel so hideous. Feel, I feel like I wasn't able to give the best insight for Gen Z. I've just always been friends with people that were like, older than me and like I've worked in a bar since I was 15, which like, I don't know, to any industry worker that's been in it for a long time. You know, like, I don't know. You just grow up really fast, you get comfortable, you do with a lot of things very fast. I didn't go to college. Mm-hmm. That is kind of your school. Yeah. Growing up in it. Well, it's like books or streets, right? You don't, yeah, you don't do a lot of certain things, but you learn a lot of other things fast. Like, well, you learn people. Oh yeah, for sure. Big time. Right. I would be first to say as someone that is 25, I'll be bartending sometimes and people my age come in and I'm like, sit the fuck down. also, what is up with everyone ordering their mixer before their liquor? Oh my God. Okay, this has been going on and it's driving all of the bonkers. I'm, I'm going insane. Because for me it's like I call out, I'm gonna break it down. I'm gonna be ridiculous for a second. So when you grab a box of cereal, whatever, something off a counter, right? You read the ingredient list, correct. It goes in order of what is the most saturated, the most saturated two, the, the teenies of anything. So for me. Just with that logic alone, do you want a vodka soda or do you want a soda vodka? Because I want a fucking vodka soda. The thing you want most is what you ask for. That spending your money on is what you want the most. Whatcha asking? Give it to me. Right? You wanna spend$3 for a Diet Coke. Or do you wanna spend five 50 for a vodka diet Coke? I absolutely agree. So on that note, what are we buying? What are we buying? Correct. What is on your Christmas wish? So on that note, that is my first take. Yes. My second take is, it's fucking loud in here. when you ask me like, can. Yeah, because I hear vodka and I know vodka diet. Now if you say, can I get a diet? Was that whiskey? Was that gin? Was that diet soda? so my hearing is pinged for the first one second. Thank you. And what comes outta your mouth gives it to me. And then I slightly tune in and I look at your mouth.'cause I am also trying to read your lips. And if you go swim, I know you want Sprite'cause I saw the teeth come out on your teeth. But I know you want vodka'cause I heard the V when you opened your fucking mouth. And so when you asked me for a Red Bull, I'm just gonna queef in your Red Bull and you're welcome. Yes, because I have nothing. Oh my God. No. It's so scary because you're so right. What's the name on the tab, Emma? There's seven fucking Emmas in this bitch. What is your last name? What is your last name? World. Do you know the people? Oh my God. The people that come up and they go, blah, blah, blah. No. What's the name of the tab? Hernandez, HER. You're like, I'm gonna suck your dick. Yes. Hernandez, HER. Yes. How dare you be so fucking efficient? That was the sexiest thing that's happened to me in four hours. That's the best thing ever, Don't even tip me I don't need the money Can I buy you a drink?. actually. You don't have a tab. I couldn't find it. You're incredible. I just keep pouring. I'm like, I love you. Thank you. I don't even know, Great. T-shirt. I love you. Whatever. I dunno. I couldn't find it. You're amazing. Seriously. HER. Yes it is. Thank you. Her. Yes, it was for me. Me. It was her. It was for her. Peace of mind. Thank you. HER is right. Okay, so then my distracted. what is the most unhinged first message that you have received or have given? First message. Okay. Hot take as a girl. The first message you send to someone. I feel like no matter what, how unhinged it'll land mostly. You think so? Okay. This is very new for me, so please elaborate. Men are so easy now. Okay, that's cool. They're also like fucking, I feel like, okay. Think about being in high school for you. Even for me, even hook up with a guy, he's like, don't tell anyone about this or something. I hooked up with no one in high school, Now everyone just wants to fucking talk about like what everyone does. What everyone does all the time. so the reason why I didn't hook up in high school. Is because of what you're talking about. Everybody talked. that's why I hate hooking up with people right now is'cause everyone talks and I'm like, everyone like fucking pipe down a little bit. So is the city like not big enough? If the city is so small, we all stick to our neighborhoods. That hangs out too. But that's every city I've ever lived in. Everyone sticks to a neighborhood. It's crazy. We always will develop communities like we can't help it. No, it happens, wait, what was the question? Human connection we're so high. Okay. What is, I forgot. I have to pee again. What is the go pee? We'll do this in a second. okay, religious wise, believe everything you wanna believe this is your life. Of course, let's not kill people over it though, but believe your thing. Let people live their life. It's not affecting you. I think there's some sort of higher power, but not one to think like, it couldn't just be like the universe, the world, the, this, the that. Like there's so many trees, there's animals, there's so many things that go into our existence and we're just molecules at the end of the day. The universe is infinite. I'm not having an argument over who has the best imaginary friend. I think that all of the imaginary friends had one goal and it was for us to be good to each other and good people. And I think that people who have manipulated things language and the translations of certain books and so on, it all gets muddled and it's ugly, but we're all just supposed to love each other.'cause we all are each other and our energy flows through each other all the time. And if we just look at each other and realize that I am also you. How would I feel in the situation that you're in and how would I want to be talked to in that situation? Everyone would just heal a lot more. But I know that's not where we're at, but I feel you. It's not realistic, but it would be very nice. I told myself I wasn't gonna get deep on this episode. I know, because now I don't even remember where the fuck we came from. It's like hard not to right now, just in my fucking, um, I know it. That's the thing, like I'm, I'm trying to make these episodes, and it's hard because I wanna stay lighthearted because we need to laugh right now. We need escapes right now. but we also really have to stay present and all this shit is so fucking terrible. But I'm not, I'm not by any stretch trying to ignore it. I'm just trying to give. Myself and anyone who tunes in just a break from it. Yeah. Because it's fucking devastating. I know. It's devastating And I'll until like, I will forever fucking end every episode. But fuck ice, fuck Trump. Yeah. this is not who we are, but like, I like, fuck, it's so easy to spin out and go into these places.'cause it's just, it is all encompassing right now. It's all of our realities all the time. I can't get away from it. You really can't. And that's, but I'm trying to make this like, at least a baby escape from it. Yeah. But I keep getting pulled back into it and that's just being human. I know. I feel like I did that. I didn't mean to No, it's totally, it was still. But that just shows like when you have an opportunity to speak. On a platform of any kind, small or large. And this one's small. It's really, really, but you wanna like, you wanna state like how you feel and this shit sucks. Totally. We wanna, we wanna make sure that people know that like this, the world's literally like falling apart. The sucks. Crazy. That's crazy mean, like the world's doing America and that's like what? That's what we sit in and it feels like the entire planet. But if you look at good news around the planet, that true, that is true. The good news around the planet. There are so many other places that are working on wonderful things. real rebuilding coral. there's animals that were near extinction that are like building their populations. There's so much good shit happening. That's, but we can't focus on it because we are near Civil War and everything is really terrible I'm trying to plan a birthday trip and enjoy myself and pretend like nothing's happening right now. But these are so actively fucking happening right now. And I'm just over here like, be an activist, and then distract yourself. Be an activist, then distract yourself. I'm so fucking exhausted. And doing this podcast is like therapy, but also I'm trying to stay positive, but I had to edit the shit out of mine and Randy's episode. Yeah, because so much of it was shit like this and I just we're so angry. But I also just want people to be able to have a break. give them a safe space and like a laugh. So it's hard to like gauge like the InBetween of that. Yeah. It makes my brain wanna explode, which is why this is therapy for me. Like having like you over Randy, over Meg's coming next week. who's who doing next week? Um, Meg, She fun. She's very much on like this like soul sister journey that I'm on. Oh yeah. Of this like positivity, manifesting. We're only two years apart, so it's nice to finally meet someone who's like within my age range, because I do, like you said, like when you were, when you're younger, you hang out with older people. Well, I would notice when I was younger, I, I hung out with older people, but now as I am getting older. I find out, want to hang out with younger people because younger people are still like able to be inspired. Oh, for sure. Older people that are in their fucking moment and are like, yes, I'm gonna get off the hamster wheel and I'm doing the thing. We've connected so well. Love, love. But those who have just succumbed to capitalism and everything that we're doing right now. Right. We just don't have as much in common. So I feel like we're having those conversations with your favorite color, like you're just trying to fill in the blanks. And I can't, but with younger people it's like, so what's going on out there? And it's just more entertaining because like, they still have hope. And the 40 somethings like, we're like dead inside. Dead inside, Were so dead inside and it's so bad. It's so bad. So when I meet wonderful, souls like you. like I feel like I can breathe. Yeah. So then like we can do the thing. But he's so nice too because I mean, Cam said stuff to me too about like working with him and I love hanging out with you and Cam so much because I'm just like, ugh. I can just like chat and get so educated and also educate a little bit. Like not in a way like Yeah, no, for sure. anytime I'm like, wait, so why is this like this? Or what's happening? Or this blah blah, blah. How? How do you spell? I don't know, just random stuff that I even, especially like bartending wise, I've learned so much from both of you, but like working with Cam so closely, I'm always like, how do I do this? But he'll come up to me sometimes. He's like, what does this mean? And I'm like, oh, I got you dude. I love that. putting your ego in your back pocket enough to be like, oh, wait, what? Because I feel like the problem with a lot of, like, I like a lot of Gen X, I'm not gonna lie. Like I like a lot of Gen X. Elder Gen X, a little touchy, but most like mid to younger. Gen X, very solid. and boomers, depends on who they are, but like it's a little bit rough. lot more rocky over there. But I feel like when we can come to like a point of understanding When you were willing to listen and be taught. Like when you're like, oh wait, things are changing. Whether I like it or not, tomorrow will happen. Things are changing. You gotta hop on board. Right. And I feel like that's the difference, Mm-hmm. Is people who are willing to accept the evolution of our species and others who think that there's a superior race. Yes. When really the human race is one race and the rest of it is fucking nonsense. But besides that, yeah. The best boomers are the ones willing to learn. The ones that wanna learn and they wanna like do better for the ones coming after them. Millennials learning. Gen Z willing to learn from the uppers because they're about to be the ones teaching the alphas, Yes. We have to just keep teaching each other. So I'm like, I'm the like cusp of like, gen Z starts, I think it's like 99 in 2000 is when it starts, Okay, so Gen Z is 97. Oh, okay. Is what it starts so it's, I said 99. I thought I knew it was like 90 something. Yeah. Because if I'm not mistaken, 96 is the cutoff for millennial. I think so. I think so. It's because it's about 15 years. I don't know when Gen Z ends though. Uh, I think it's 2012. I, yeah, I think it's 2012 a minute because it's like know because it's 15 years a pop. But then like Boomers lasted way longer Yeah, it's 97 to 2012. See I, that's so crazy though.'cause it's also like. 13 year olds are in my generation right now. This is what's crazy. So the funny thing about it is I'm 15 years older than you. Yeah. And Oh, and the generation gap is 15 years. Oh, we're generation. Okay. So I get it because I'm not technically an elder millennial. Yeah. Because I'm 86 and I think elder millennials are like 85 or 84 because it starts in 81. So I'm not technically, but my sister is. As her younger sister, and we traveled all over. We lived in hotels. It's also the eighties. Like yeah, You lived in like the, You've went through everything. Like I've like had a lot in my 25 years. But you've had even more like just in the years that you've at least been alive or experienced since you've heard about things, you know, it's kind of crazy. Like it's just cool. Thank you. No, I appreciate it. Uh, they don't even, they know what started like at 18. Yeah. So with like my growing up and living like that and like doing all things, you know, shit like that. But they don't even know that. But like, Hannah's not wrong. Small doses. I'm a lot. No, but like in the best way. Yeah. Best way. I've just, I've just, I've had a, like a, it's just been a lot it through a lot of things though, didn't Yeah. But I didn't know that it was because I was just like in it, and that was how I was growing up. So for me, so you can always look back. So like, that was crazy. Okay. I don't remember what we were talking about with dating, You could blindfold us with floss right now. Well we were having a lady moment. I'm on my period. It's on. We smoked a joint. We're on an right now we're fucking on brand. Alright, we're having a good time. we're just gonna pick up where we left off. so it says at what point is it okay to ask what we are have you ever dated someone like for like several months and you like, don't know what the fuck you're What is it? I've live with someone before, like asking me to be their girlfriend. Yes. What is that and how is that not different? I don't understand it. A lot of my relationships have always just been like, oh, well, we just, we live together now. I never, okay. There was a very single person, I, I never had that like big, like, will you be my girlfriend? Like, I never had that, which I never, like, I don't also, now that I'm 25 and like, have lived, I don't need that. It's like weird. I'm so jealous of you. But I'm also just you end up in these places where you just don't say anything. Yeah, but I don't like that either. No. And then I like get drunk one night. I'm like, what the fuck are we? Okay, so when, uh, it depends on drunk, I get, so like, could be a week, six months, a year. Like when? I've been six a while. I like a few months. Okay. But that's also because Im like, I used to not be like that though. How were you? I used to like, when I was younger, like if I would, I'm a little avoidant, but I always was like, if I hooked up with someone I was like. I was having a good time with them. we'd hang out a lot and then I'd be like, in my head I was always like, what are we very fast? And I would let it become a problem. now I'm very comfortable with who I am I wasn't then, now I really like myself and I like being alone So I'm like with other, people in my life, it's more like what can you add to my life rather than like, I don't need to be like fixed anymore like I used to be when I was younger. Not used to be, but like used to think I needed to be. but I'm like very like confident and happy with myself as a person as of lately. And like I have my moments, so I'm still like a young person and like it is, that's incredible. But it's still also like, okay to be like that, like. I get drunk a lot. I do things I like crash out at the bar. Every once in a while. I have my moments with people. I'm not my best person all the time. Good growing pains, But like overall, I'm like, I'm very confident with who I'm as a person and relationship wise, I'm like, if you're gonna be in my life, it's to add to my life. It's not to like be the life. Yeah. I love all of that. So that is also why dating is very hard though, because I'm like, what are you doing for me at this point? And I've become a bitch sometimes because I'm not trying to be a parent. I'm just saying. I'm like, I don't know what you're doing for me right now. So dating is hard for Hannah because Hannah. Is also 40. She cracked the code. She cracked the code. You're not worth my time. No. Yes. I was like, I dunno. hit it and quit it. Bitch. Body count, getting higher, living your prime. You don't need no one. Fuck that shit. Ugh. I love you, God. I wanna be you. Can we fucking flip flop? You wanna live in this degenerate body and just know all the shit I know, and I'll just like do it over with all your confidence. I'm so fucking proud of you. Oh my God, I wanna up. I fucking love you. Throw up. I'm so jealous of you. Ah, God. Ooh, if I could do it over, I would be you. Ooh, ah. Whatever. It's cool. You've done so many cool things though. Like I, if I, yeah, I start doing it until I was 30 girl, and it doesn't matter. There's no time limit, if I could do it over, I wanna do it like how you did it. Like you've traveled you've done so many things. There's no way, there's no way. Pause. Okay. First off, if you wanted to do it over, you wouldn't have even done anything fun that I've done yet because I hadn't yet. Because when I was 25, I was a lame, boring, complicit wife. My life did not start getting fun. My life was very fun. And then I got married and it wasn't fucking fun at all. And well, it was fun a little, but only when I made it. So, and there were micro doses and I'm probably not even allowed to talk about them anyway. So after I got divorced, my life didn't start until I was 28. You're 25, so like, whatcha even talking about My life didn't start until three years from now for you. So like I, and you're where you're at. I was in a place of like, no one will ever love me. I don't look right in this outfit. My tits are too big, my legs are too pale. I'm like, I'm too weird. You, my voice is so confident to me now, but I, well, I earned it when I was 25. Oh no. I'm so proud of you. If I could redo this with what you believe in yourself right now. Oh, unstoppable. My baby. Please just go. Oh, I'm so proud of you. No, I love that. I love that. Thank you. Oh, that's incredible. No, so like you and like if you had to do it over, if you had to do, you keep fucking doing what you're doing right now. The only difference is dating is you don't stop. Yeah. For no fucking man. That's why dating is like a hard thing to talk about with me because I'm like, I care. That's fair. Care about it. I didn't even know I'm learning so much about my girl. Hannah, this is perfect. I'm so impressed by you. I always have been, but like, I'm like, I'm in awe of, of you right now. You really like, you have been. Okay. So to the viewers, this is someone that, so when I started working at a bar where I worked with Beaux and they had closed down for un talkable reasons and then. I had to get a new job and I didn't know really like where to work. I don't really know people and I still am a young person as a bartender in the area we're at, A lot of people know people. There's a lot of industry people here that are fighting for a job. Yeah, that's true. And she got me a new job because she vouched for me and hyped me up because I don't know, it was super cool. And she's a fantastic work ethic and she's incredible. but most of you young folks don't work. now I have these three kids that I work with and they're also amazing. Great work ethic. I'm like, is this coming back? do we care again? It's really amazing, right? It's fewer and far in between sometimes. But even just with people in general, it's not always. Just people sometimes just don't. There's probably you. And then I'm just getting lucky. And you know what, maybe like I, maybe you, you cold kids up here, maybe you get a little more spun in your stuff.'cause you gotta do stuff. Stay warm. I don't know. We're lazy in the south. Really? Yeah, it's hot. I'm sit down. Fair though. I'm like, don't move the lawn. Is it a ride? The lawnmower? I'm like, well if it's like so low and it like the heat turns off because there's not enough bodies in there. It gets cold in there. And I'm like, oh, I gotta fucking run around really quick. See, that's what I'm saying. The south, you're like, man, it's hot. Must slow down. Your voice. Slow down voice. Slow down. You sit down a real good towel. Yeah, you just relax. Have a beat. Hot. You guys are wild. Me and Cam gonna move. We can't do it. Take me with you. No. Gladly. Absolutely No dude. It's like a blizzard out here. No, not really. It's not even really, but for me and Cam, it's our first decent, it is actually Snow Michigan winter. Pretty bad though, actually. And we've gotten like 10 inches of snow. Yeah, I was in the last 30 hours. Stop, give shit to my fucking Uber. Earlier. I was like, I'm sorry. I had made him stop at like the, the liquor store and parks on like the wrong side. I'm like, Trump across the street, around the corner. I'm like, oh my God. It's rough right now though. My socks are wet. When I first got here, oh man. Randy. He's always got dry socks. You know that Randy always has two pairs of dry socks in his backpack. I did know that. Actually. It's so funny. He's got his backpack all the time and I love that for him. I literally said the other day, I was like, I need to start bringing a backpack to work because like the rare chance of like I get cut. I'm sitting there and I'm like, I don't wanna sit in my work clothes anymore. I'm like, I wish I had a hoodie or like some fucking different shoe. if you are a person who is going out or going to work for the day and is not taking or does not own a car. You gotta have backpack. I have a backpack. Backpack. You do, man. No, a hundred percent. I used to be, I used to be a backpack queen because not it's in the back of your car. I used to be a backpack queen. Well, what's wrong? I loved having a backpack. Now I have a car, but I also can't always have my car. Why is that? Just the keys get taken sometimes. Oh, okay. That's fair. That's fair. Respectfully. That's fully fair as they should. Don't drink and drive kids. I'm running outta steam, so I'm going to ask you another question and then we're gonna wrap it up. Okay. Okay. So, after all of it is said and done, if you had like one, which is so funny, it's like if you had one advice, if you had one piece of dating advice, just like, well wear a condom for one, get a vasectomy. Like, no, literally Isn't that foreplay at this point? That's hot. Dude, if you put that in your profile. 20. Yeah, you'll get laid dude. Laid. Getting laid. There's no fish. Big fish picture. You can reverse it like it's not that bad. Yeah, you're good. I think like without insurance it's like 500 bucks. It's not even bad. Just do it. Just do it. That's one abortion. Not even. That's not even one abortion. It depends on what year. It's not even bad. Mine are generational. much it cost to get into a movie. Plan B is like$50 bucks. Just like spend 500. I remember when they were$35. How much are they now? They're like$50. I think. I'm like reminiscing, that's wild! Back when Plan B was..., back when I was a kid, back when I was young, I used to throw a shop-vac up there, said,"fuck it.". There's a wire hanger in the closet! No! Wire! Hangers! Oh fuck. Alright. We're a mess. We're stoned. Just be confident in yourself and be true to you. Be true. Just know that men suck. Everyone sucks. Just find a good kind person and try to be a good, kind person. That's it. And wear a condom. And I'll see you next Tuesday.