Outcaster Radio
The year is 2142. Captain Tanaka hosts an interstellar radio show aboard the Outcaster - once a battle carrier, now a maintenance vessel. With atmospheric music and the banter of her misfit crew, the podcast guides listeners through an unpredictable cosmos.
Outcaster Radio
Ep. 15: Pew-pew-pew!
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The Outcaster crew continues their journey toward the nearest Federation relay station along Amara’s newly charted route. What should be a quiet stretch through deep space quickly turns into a test of coordination, instincts, and nerves.
Directed by Ro Glenn
Written and Produced by Laurel Steele
Editing & Sound Design by Alex Godina
Assistant Sound Design by Max G
Episode Art by Andrés Aranda
Original Design for Outcaster Ship by Alex Durazo
Graphic Design by Yesica Mendoza
Sound Editing by Montse Márquez
Sound Mixing by Alin Brindis
Science-Fiction Consultancy by Javier Calatayud
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Outcaster radio.
SPEAKER_01Good morning, Outcasters. This is Captain Tanaka. It's March 12th. 2143. And we're tuning in from the heart of Amara's innovative route. Star Whisper Alley. Our journey to the nearest Federation relay station is well underway. It's worth noting that in this case, NEAR is a relative term. If we relied on existing charts, it'd take us a month minimum to reach our destination. But thanks to Amara's pathway, we're shaving at least two weeks from the journey. And avoiding a pirate-infested patch of space. Thanks, Shoni, for the heads up. We're currently navigating the slowest section of the chart. An untrodden asteroid cluster. I've selected a playlist to keep us company. As we enjoy the scenery and keep our shoulders tucked in.
SPEAKER_00Impact detected. Meteorite breach confirmed. Initiating emergency protocols.
SPEAKER_01All crew, activate your ship's drones. Yes, it is activated. Fighters. Fall into battle posts. Prioritize class C bricks. Leave anything smaller to the outcaster shields.
SPEAKER_04Dusty online. All drones activated.
SPEAKER_00317K online. Uh, where do you need me?
SPEAKER_01Chapinator and fighter drones are ready to do six. Bombers. Marks assigned. Fire at will. Let's keep the outcaster moving.
SPEAKER_02Dynasty online. Grandma's warming up our cannons. Drones online in 10 seconds.
SPEAKER_01They're warm, all right. We're locked and ready.
SPEAKER_02Let's do this.
SPEAKER_00Incoming meteorites detected. Impact registered. Initiating containment. Aft hold has taken damage.
SPEAKER_01Minor impacts on the outcaster. Rerouting shields.
SPEAKER_00She's taken a few dings, Captain, but nothing critical.
SPEAKER_01Stay sharp, crew. Scattered patch coming fast at both upper and lower Donzo. Copy Kongpa. Joe and Chapman to port. Silk cover split line. Got it. Weapons hot. On it. First volleys already in the chamber. Good. Stay coordinated. Cat. Circle the outcaster.
SPEAKER_00Copy down initiating diagnostics. Ceiling affected in the city.
unknownEngaging.
SPEAKER_03Next target is heading your way, Jap.
SPEAKER_04Die. You overrated rocks.
unknownPew, pew, pew, pew-piew pew.
SPEAKER_04Beautiful work, Chapman.
SPEAKER_01Good hit, Joey. Let's mark that cluster at 10 o'clock lower voodoo.
SPEAKER_03Locked and loaded, Grandma. On your mark.
SPEAKER_00Set. Class C headed straight for the outcaster's belly. I I can't line up my shot.
SPEAKER_02Silk. Adjust two degrees starboard and keep your throttle steady. Chapman, cover her flank. I've got you, Silkster.
SPEAKER_04Not of debris at 12 o'clock. Let's split the marks.
SPEAKER_01Copy that. I've got the right flank. Stay sharp, crew. We're almost through.
SPEAKER_00Mark 345 is ours.
SPEAKER_04Boom. Did you see that silky? Yeah, chap. I saw it. Thanks. What fun. 317K. You're falling out of pocket. Stay with us now. Thanks, Samara. I mean, copy con pa.
SPEAKER_01Stop looking at your marked snap points.
SPEAKER_04Trust your instincts.
SPEAKER_02Grandma, I'm targeting the next big cluster at two o'clock.
SPEAKER_01Already locked. Let's clear it.
unknownBoom!
SPEAKER_03That's 15 fewer headaches.
SPEAKER_01What's that old saying? The family that destroys together stays together.
SPEAKER_00Warning. Meteor approaching. Estimated impact in under 30 seconds.
SPEAKER_04Big one coming straight for the outcaster. 317K report coordinates. Captain. Damage to the portside hull. Asteroid graze to the outcaster. Ada attaching to outcaster hull.
SPEAKER_02Starting repairs.
SPEAKER_01Fighters, tighten up your sweep pattern.
SPEAKER_04I I thought I was.
SPEAKER_01Crew, there's no space for regrets now.
SPEAKER_04Cho, heads up! Debris coming your way! Get peeled off the outcaster! Spotted. Looks like hull plating. Should we be worried?
SPEAKER_02It's not great. I'll patch it from here. But another hit could spell trouble for the life support housing.
SPEAKER_04I'll clear incoming threats. We're kind of attached to breathing over here.
SPEAKER_02Joe, I didn't know you could be funny. Relax, Ada's got it. Just keep the big stuff off me, all right?
SPEAKER_01Copy that. Brace yourselves, crew. There's no clearing this cluster head on. I'm splitting the gap.
SPEAKER_04Watch out, everyone. Tanaka's flipping the outcaster. Dead center between those rocks.
SPEAKER_00Warning. Diverting maximum power to thrusters.
SPEAKER_01No way. Battle carriers can call box for a one? Well, they can now.
SPEAKER_00Current thruster output at 97.
SPEAKER_01Every density is spinning out of the head. Another 30 seconds if we should clear the force of it. We'll keep it tight. Last thing we need is a surprise rock. Punching a hole in the outcast.
SPEAKER_00Engine nearing maximum capacity. Engine output stabilized. Current thrust at 72%. Power distribution returning to normal levels.
SPEAKER_01All units report in.
SPEAKER_04That was delightful.
SPEAKER_01A few dozen drones got lost in the fray.
SPEAKER_03The dynasty is holding strong. No issues here.