Flop Doctors
Have you ever wondered why Amy Adams is sad in all her new movies? Why you don’t know the name of anyone who’s won American Idol since Bush left office? Why even the most passionate fans forgot about Marvel’s The Marvels? Never fear- the Flop Doctors (Professional Marketer/Woman with Bangs Clare Reynders and Writer/Comedian/Bald Socialite Henry Rosenbloom) have conducted case studies to lay it all out for you. Tune in to hear the histories of each Flop, followed by ideas big and small for what it may take to have a life after Flopping.
New episodes drop every Friday!
And if you or a loved celebrity has been flopping recently, reach out to us at flopdoctors@gmail.com to request a consult.
Hosts: Clare Reynders & Henry Rosenbloom
Producer: Chase Newman
Cover Art: Áine Gleason
Theme Music: Spencer Nachman & Cashel O’Malley
Flop Doctors
Ariana DeBose
Clare & Henry enter triage as they track the sudden breakthrough and subsequent stumbles of Ariana DeBose, an Academy Award winner whose IMDb credits will have you asking “was her Oscar enchanted by a malevolent witch?”, “didn’t that movie make multiple corporations shutter their film divisions?”, and finally “good god, what ever shall the Flop Doctors do?”
But our intrepid duo has a secret…they *love* Ariana DeBose. So for as harsh as they can be on some of the inadvisable projects she’s chosen (if anyone can explain the rules of the wishes in the Disney animated movie Wish, please contact us immediately at flopdoctors@gmail.com) they have immovable faith in her ability to be a star. In four short years, she may just have flopped more than anyone ever has. But with the aid of the Flop Doctors, her flop era will be but a prologue to many more years of slaying.