Flop Doctors
Have you ever wondered why Amy Adams is sad in all her new movies? Why you don’t know the name of anyone who’s won American Idol since Bush left office? Why even the most passionate fans forgot about Marvel’s The Marvels? Never fear- the Flop Doctors (Professional Marketer/Woman with Bangs Clare Reynders and Writer/Comedian/Bald Socialite Henry Rosenbloom) have conducted case studies to lay it all out for you. Tune in to hear the histories of each Flop, followed by ideas big and small for what it may take to have a life after Flopping.
New episodes drop every Friday!
And if you or a loved celebrity has been flopping recently, reach out to us at flopdoctors@gmail.com to request a consult.
Hosts: Clare Reynders & Henry Rosenbloom
Producer: Chase Newman
Cover Art: Áine Gleason
Theme Music: Spencer Nachman & Cashel O’Malley
Flop Doctors
The Four Chrises: Endgame
This week, Clare & Henry deliver the grand finale of their first season of Flop Doctors. After a brief sojourn into... the future (???) they launch right back into their ruthless examination of the remaining two Chrises - the consensus Best Chris (Pine) and famously the democratically elected Worst Chris (Pratt).
Did you know that Chris Pine directed a movie that was too bad for his famous friends to pretend they liked it? Or that Chris Pratt starred in an Amazon show where he clears the high bar of Most Humorless Gun Republican? Now you will.
They run through some essential truths (no directors have used Pine's glorious salt-and-pepper beard, if you're in love with a boy-coded robot that counts as being gay, etc.) before offering their outside-the-box and crafty ideas to help pull these boys out of the muck. With these prescriptions, the brittle megastardom of the Chrises will be able to survive anything... even a wave of three more Timotheés.