Born Bad Radio
Welcome to Born Bad Radio, hosted by DJ Sleazy T… record collector, audio engineer, and a man with better records than most people.
This is an all-vinyl radio show tangled up in a fucked-up radio drama. Sleazy T, the Evil AI Robot and Satan spin 45s, talk shit, cause problems and occasionally get around to putting on another record.
Soul, R&B, Rock ’n’ Roll, Garage, Punk, Outlaw Country, Gospel, Psychobilly, Doo Wop, Surf and whatever else deserves to be played loud.
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Born Bad Radio
Episode 7 ((Operation Mayhem))
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The wheels finally come off the goddamn wagon. DJ Sleazy T, Satan, and the Evil AI Robot are back digging through a radioactive pile of filthy 45s when Dr. Schlock-n-dock crawls out of whatever sewer he’s been hiding in to reclaim his creation. There’s betrayal, kidnapping, murder, resurrection, Satan doing Satan shit, and enough rock ’n’ roll to turn a church basement into a crime scene. By the end, Sleazy T is dead, alive again, and communicating with his kidnapped robot through songs and fucked up dreams.
Song Listing
1. Ted Jarrett & Band - Let's Twist Slow & Easy (Spar)
2. The Drivers - Mr. Astronaut (King)
3. Ty Terrell - The Scratch Part 1 (Lute Records)
4. The Sparkles - Oh Girls, Girls (Hickory Records INC)
5. JJ Jackson & The Jackles - Oo-Ma-Liddi (Prelude Records)
6. Jimmy McCracklin - What's That Part 2 (All City)
7. Brice Coefield - Tempted (Madison)
8. Young Jessie - Mary Lou (Obies Record Co.)
9. Solomon Burke - Maggies's Farm (Atlantic Records)
10. The Springers - Know My Baby loves Me So (Way Out Records)
11. Rev. Louis Overstreet - Black But Proud (Little Axe)
12. Rev. Louis Overstreet - Rather Fight Than Switch (Litle Axe)
13. The Turtles - You Showed Me (White Whale)
14. Otis Rush & His Band - Double Trouble (Blue Horizon)
15. Tony Clarke - They Call Me A Wrong Man (Soulwax)
16. Otis Rush & His Band - All Of Your Love (Blue Horizon)
17. Billy & The Moonlighters - Little Indian Girl (Crystal Ball)
18. Ronny Goode - Totem Pole (Demon)
19. Jackie Weaver - The Tingle (Forty 5)
20. Ornella Vanoni - Coccodrillo (Ricordi)
21. Ernie Washington - Lonesome Shack (Chattahoochee Record)
22. Tommy Hunt - The Work Song (Scepter Records)
23. Bobby Bland - Honey Child (Duke)
24. Baby Washington - I've Got A Feeling (Sue)
25. Freddie Scott - I'll Be Gone (Shout)
26. The Mighty Hannibal - Motha Goose Breaks (Pan World)
27. Miss Ann Fleming - You're Just One Man (Winley Records)
28. Cookie Jackson - Do You Still Love Me (Progress Records)
29. Larry Bright - Way Down Home (Jump & Shout)
30. The Miracles - Shop Around (Tamla)
31. Derek Martin - Don't Put Me Down Like This (Crackerjack Records)
32. Ronnie Goode - Crazy Bait (Demon)
33. Lee Rogers - You're The Cream Of The Crop (D-Town Records)
34. The Five Du-Tunes -The Gouster (One Derful)
35. King Richard & The Poor Boys - I'm Not Ashamed (Apollo)
36. The Sharps - Look At Me (Jamie Records)
37. The Chanteers - Mr. Zebra (Murcury Records)
38. Helen Troy - I Think I Love You (Outta Sight)
39. Helen Shapiro - Woe Is Me (Epic)
40. Ruth Brown - I Love Him and I Know It (Decca)
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Welcome to Born Bad Radio episode Let's Twist a while you want, it's not everyone to take it slow.
SPEAKER_02A comment, so make you want to stop everyone to take it slowly.
SPEAKER_14Now went with it, baby.
SPEAKER_11Come on up now's the driver with the stronauts.
SPEAKER_02Oh please, oh please, Mr. Astronaut, let me go with you on your rocket shot. I gotta no good jail. She won't do right. All she wanna do is a rust and fight. That kind of love is a lot for me. And I know she'll never, never set me free. Your feet are Mr. Astronauts.
unknownMr.
SPEAKER_02Astronauts, money got your rocket fast. I got enough to trouble my true fast. I don't care we're where you be.
unknownA Mr. Astronauts. Hey, I could use the moon of stars. Yep, two letters, and I'll show malls.
SPEAKER_02I have a special man for me.
unknownI want to take the wings.
SPEAKER_14I got all these I got all these I got all peace I got pleased I got all these wings. This guy knows way too fucking much about being uncomfortably itchy so much that he went and wrote a whole goddamn song about it.
SPEAKER_01Scratch by high stone razor balls in you that old black bottom on the top of you. Just jump up and jump back eat and do the scratch. Your body and your body and your life, you're back, where you like your time, you can't.
SPEAKER_14Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. With oh girls, girls. It's time to dance these things. Let's make a move.
SPEAKER_20I think they look so sweet. I'll take the one with the red dress on. Oh, wait a minute, put the match off to her wrong. I see her plum and she looks so fine. Seem like I'll never make up my mind. Say girls. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, girls. Look, everyone I'm eating. So is my eyes a dream? I want the one who's eyes and blue. No, I see another and she's cute, too. I like it the way it was lying down. Tell you what I will do, love and watch and girl. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Swimming and a circle, just a girl. I love them so much, I can like them. I wanna love them all, but just won't do it all right if I just have to get Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I like the one with the sunburn go Lady from her head down to a toe. Looked at the tube in the poker dough. She's like a big one of a blue mother.
SPEAKER_14And JJ Johnson and our charcoals with all the team buttons.
SPEAKER_22Texas and you all they have to say. California and all the day joke too. All those all here, my shit and my shining. I don't know again, I am a Florida. My own and all kind of cooler girl. The way they dance, man, is all this world. Washington, Kansas, and I win. Runa! I saw the dog really seen. Even all over the world, they can do that dance.
unknownThat was nice, that was nice.
SPEAKER_03Oh, I got something else nice, too.
SPEAKER_14Right.
SPEAKER_02You take you by your loving hand. To hold the squeeze. And look it down with all my mind. That's why you fall in love. To take your body.
SPEAKER_15To let your bozos know. Young Jesse's coming up with Mary Lou. A song about a hood right bitch taking everybody for a ride.
SPEAKER_02I'm gonna tell you a story about a Mary Lou. I mean a kind of a girl to make a pool. You should make a young man grown and a old man pain. The way she took my money was a crying shame. Mary Lou, she took my watch and chain. Mary Lou, she took my diamond ring. She took the keys, my cat or like car. Jumped in my kitty and then drove up all well. She left from Detroit. I'm going to Kalamazoo. Made her a fortune out of fools like you. Made her a rich man who was married and had two kids. She sold the fat at Cat and Killie, free up to his lead. Mary Lou, she took my white and chain. She took my diamond ring. She got the keys to my catalog. Jumped in my kitty and then drove a bar. Well, I put a detective on her trail. Both office so that they could trace her mail. She got picked up and then was sent to jail. She took the judge just to pay her a bill. Hey, she took my white contain. My Mary Lucy took my diamond. She took the keys to my dad a lap car. Jumped in my kitty and then drove a bar. Well, she came back to town about a week ago. Told me she was sorry she had hurt me so I had a 624 and a two-dollar bill. The way she took that man, she gave me a chair. She took my watch and changed. Mary Mary Lou, she took my time away. She took the keys to her low car.
SPEAKER_03Jumped in my kit and dropped my free.
SPEAKER_24I ain't gonna work on my ass, farm no more.
SPEAKER_02No, I ain't gonna work on my guest, farm no more.
SPEAKER_24Well, I wake up in the morning, hold my hands and pray for rain. Got a head full of ideas that's driving me insane.
SPEAKER_02It's a shame, the way she makes me scrub those floors. You see, I ain't gonna work on my guests, farm no more. No, I ain't gonna work for my guests, far no more. Well, he puts his cigars out in your face with kicks. His bedroom window saw all me out of bricks. The sheriff and the national guard stand around his doors. A limit I ain't gonna work for my guest on no more.
SPEAKER_24Well, I try my best to be just like I am, but everybody wants me to be just like them.
SPEAKER_02Listen while I sleep and I get bored. You see I ain't gonna work on Maggie's bomb no more.
SPEAKER_03Alright, sweet, sweet. Here comes the screen. I know my baby loves me, so a little gossip for you swine and data.
SPEAKER_02Whoa! I know my baby on my baby so I baby on my baby on the baby that we saw baby, I don't have baby that we saw. I don't have baby on a baby that we saw I don't have, I don't have my baby, I don't know my pay, I'm pretty good, I don't know my baby, I don't know about it.
SPEAKER_14Worker anoint up y'all sinners with a little A side and B side from Reverend Louie Over Street, a street preacher, a gas station prophet, hitting hard with black and proud. And side B will be rather fight than switch. If you can't fight the beat, you're cooked. Ding dong. I'm glad me like I am.
SPEAKER_02I've been mute I've been scroll. I've been trample. I'm just gonna make me give it a light. Give me right.
unknownOh yeah. God I thank you. Oh yeah. I thank you. I thank you. I thank you. Like me.
SPEAKER_02Like me. Like me. Like me, I say, Sanders bring. Oh like me. Oh yeah. Jesus Christ. Oh yeah. King Solomon But was you Oh yeah.
unknownWelcome right. I'm coming in fire. Oh, baby, beautiful. I follow it. Like me.
SPEAKER_02Don't sit in so much. Oh show The loud up.
unknownThe loud up.
SPEAKER_14Oh, you'll be speaking in tongue by the time this one's done, kids. Reverendly overstreet, sign B to the last one. Oh, if you love it, if you don't like it, keep it to yourself, because no one cares. We're um a teacher.
SPEAKER_02I'm very on the line.
unknownI've been above. I run a pie. I run a pie.
SPEAKER_02I got a whole man. Holy crow. I rather five. I won't be shut. I am with the cow. I'm gonna fight out a fight. I'm gonna hold out. When this fight is over. I'm gonna live on.
SPEAKER_24I'm gonna hold. I run a five.
SPEAKER_02Something I think all I think.
SPEAKER_24I'm gonna fight the fire fire.
SPEAKER_02I need a mamma. I'm gonna fight the game.
SPEAKER_15Before he became Slazy T's co-host, before he learned how to argue about B size, before he decided not to kill every DJ, there was a beginning.
unknownLos Angeles, city of angel, Venus, and weak radio signals.
SPEAKER_15DJs were disappearing from those going dark radio stations flipping over nice playlists, synchronizing across names like a virus. No risk, no swing of five. The name service is whispered the evil AI, DJ, Spotify, playlist, robotists, via a failed DJ, turned mad scientist, which the music taste is named Dr. Shark and Doc.
SPEAKER_09Human DJs are parasites. They hide behind a case. They call it instinct. They call it vibe. It's guesswork. It's hero. It's sloppiness. Dressed up as genius. They talk over intros like anybody cares what they think. They sweat. They flinch like bitches. They beg rooms to love them. It's pathetic. Emotional contamination. Improvisation is part of their dumb game. They laugh at me. They laugh at my set. But they will not laugh at this. My machine will not miss a beat. It does not guess. It does not beg. It deletes. We will standardize desire. We will regulate performance. We will make music safe. We will kill every DJ in the city. Bring it online. It's time to power this monster. Either way, yes, Mr. Schnucking.
SPEAKER_03Directo replaced human trees. Directa remove unstability. Directo enforced. Uniform peace. Execution begins.
SPEAKER_10Beyond projection. There are irregular patterns for me in the emotional archetype. Disregard. It's it might start wanting things. Wanting things.
SPEAKER_09It's a machine. It does not want. It does not hesitate. It does not feel. Shit kisser. Yes. Yes. You mean nothing. Now shut your eyes. Yes. I'm sorry, man. Do you understand? Yes, doctor. Louder. Yes. Good. Now watch. We will clean this city of its DJ problem.
SPEAKER_15Did gamble on these size? Did fall in love with the song just because it felt dangerous calculated. And once it finished calculators, it started on the RDJ vanished. Corporate radio fell without a fight.
SPEAKER_06And after every DJ, the Lord is out of this.
SPEAKER_15And then it found DJ 3D G, but something interfered. A small, stubborn human thing happened. The kind of thing no machine is supposed to understand. And suddenly the robot loneliness. Wasn't the only thing excited anymore. Something war had. Imperfect timing, awkward rhythm. A record at 55 degree. The silent wasn't empty anymore. It was loud, mapping, alive. The robot came to kill 3D. But it's dead. Not because it was reprogrammed. Because it didn't want the quiet anymore. Somewhere between the crackle and a chaos. Something unexpected for no compliance, not dominant, something loud, one DJ, one runaway machine.
SPEAKER_02And that's the way exactly what you do. It's not true taught it to me too. Exactly what you do, and now you love me too. Oh, it's true. You showed me how to do exactly what you do. How I fell in love with you. Showed me how to say exactly what you say in that very special way. Told it to me to exactly what you do, and now you love me too.
SPEAKER_14That's the turtles in this set going, all bright-eyed and full of promise. But promise has a funny way of turning into regret. So let the room get a little smokier, the smile is a little more crooked, and let's dive into double trouble with Otis Rush.
SPEAKER_02Hey, yeah. Yes, some of this generation is millionaires. It's hard for me to keep these and clothes to wear. I have no place to go. And looking trouble taking me. I have no money to show. Baby, that's no lie. Yes, I'm in this generation of millionaires. It's hard for me to keep these little clothes aware.
SPEAKER_14Alright, sleeplings. We're taking a turn for the creepy inside. Now it's kicked off with Otis Rush and his band. Double trouble. Now brace yourselves. For Tony Clark, they call me a wrong man.
SPEAKER_01Call me a wrong man. Call me a wrong man, people.
SPEAKER_02Call me a wrong man. I remember being a small lad with no dreams of turning a dead. But I never had enough food on the table. Mama tried to stretch it, but she was unable, so I turned to the streets Where there were plenty of food standing.
SPEAKER_01And I felt on my hands.
SPEAKER_02And oh Lord, oh Lord, that's when this chase began. That's why they owe me a wrong man.
SPEAKER_20Call me a wrong man, you people need a wrong man.
SPEAKER_02Oh my ma and my father, I'd turn out no I grew up on a poor climb. Got rough and rough before my time.
SPEAKER_24Never had too much trust in my fellow man. Cause he lies with his lips and then he hurts.
SPEAKER_02With his hands, but in my mind, sent out to win. But instead I chose a life of sin. And on my course, I took the long train and did love for my living. Put me in jail, and that's why they call me a wrong man. Call me a wrong man, you feel yeah. Call me a wrong man. Oh mama and mama that I die. You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_24One of these days I'll be back on the outside With my sweet cakes by my side.
SPEAKER_02Cause with her love, we'll find that promised land. And her trust will make me fulfill with clamors. We're gonna make it, I'm sure, we're gonna make it. Cause this old heart am I surely can't take it. And I'm sick of being here, busting stones, and I'm so very tired of sleeping all alone, and I won't be known as a room and your people.
SPEAKER_14Alright, sweet, sweet, we're gonna pick it up with the A-side of Otis Rushes, all of your laws.
SPEAKER_02Before I met you, baby. I didn't know what I was missing. All alone, pretty baby. I have a store for you. All alone, pretty baby. I have a stove for you. I know you love me too. You know I love your baby. You know I love your baby. I love your baby.
SPEAKER_14Alright, sweet slings. I've been waiting months and months and months to play you this song. It's by Billy in the Moonlighters, little Indian girl, Crystal Ball records. I hope you're ready for this cancel song. Here we go.
SPEAKER_02Where do you come from? I didn't lend the go. I can you do that too. I can't do that. I like my little sickle lady on a girl, I can't do that.
unknownI can't do the little thing.
SPEAKER_01Everybody in the neighborhood want you to know that you are looking at every time I see a stolen lie, If you don't be a little lady on a girl, I want you doing tonight.
SPEAKER_02And if I come all right, I will be all right.
unknownI really don't know, girl, I want you to lie.
SPEAKER_02And if I come around, I want to be all right.
SPEAKER_14Here comes our resident bad boy, Ronnie Goody with total ball.
SPEAKER_02And as I walk down the reservation, I better girl have conversation. We walk, we talk, the pest of my soul. We made love around the door pole, a total pole, a totem pole, a totem pole. I made love around the door, how the big tea got on the trail. We had to find the little day. We called the pain, we call the boat, I made love around the door, total I made love around the door I used to hunt it was a pie. I found someone that I can go, so I've been riding around the door. I made love around the door Alright, please.
SPEAKER_03We're just gonna be a whole lot of good stuff right now. No chit chat till later.
unknownBye-bye.
SPEAKER_17Daddy don't know it, but we don't show Mama don't know it.
SPEAKER_02Oh no, no, no But I don't stop thinking when I would do No one can see me do By double tingle from my head down to my toe Dingle tingle tingle Won't talk about it Don't be got you at it Don't think I could spend you only with no time Line I do the tingle and it makes me feel so good I like to shake it And so do you won't make it I'm gonna shady shimmy too But that's the whole thing We're really at the bottom The tingle tingle is the best thing I can do Dingo tingo tingo bene siamo pure amici Ma se tu credi e pensi che io venga a piangere da sé stai sbagliando ed è perché sei soldisscioso chi sei chi sei soddisfata Sei un poco trio che non ha non ha pietà non ha pietà Mi prometti chissà che dopo pensi solo a te No no, giuro no stampa non ci sto giuro no no E va fermo un po' grillo come te Cerca pure non c'è Ho sbagliato ma oramai So chi sei chi sei ho perdonato se lo so Stavolta no no Questa volta non ci sto Giura No no Giura no esta volta non ci sto My heart is heavy My step is slow My heart is heavy My step is slow My girl has left me And she won't come back So I'm gonna leave this old loath of Jack Now I called my girl in all the more Will I call Cleveland and I called out a hole Yes I made and I'm leading And I cried too But she found somebody that she loved more So I'm gonna move now I'm gonna move Yeah I'm gonna move out I've got to play it who I don't want to hang I'm back on back now I've got to leave this town this town Lo down this town I've got to leave this game Been breaking rocks on the chain gang Breaking rocks and serving my time Been breaking rocks on the chain gang Because I've been convicted of crime Holding steady right there when I hear it I reckon that all the gate it been a working I've been working and I still got a long way to go I committed a crime on a meeting Crime I'm feeling hungry and poor Left the grocery store made a bleeding Cause he caught me robbing his door's body right there when I hear it Yeah I reckon I don't know get it been a workin' I've been working and I still got a long way to go I've been working I've been working and I've still got a long way to go Well I've the judge say the five years I've leave out to the thinking for you gonna go if the judge say the five years I lay out I bet I wanna scream on the floor I'm gonna stand it right there while I hit it out I reckon that's on a gate I've been working I've been working in the still in the floor I wanna see my sweet on a baby I wanna take these chains off and around I wanna lay down somewhere where to take it up on this hot is this gun I reckon then all I did I've been working I've been working and I still got a long way to go get so hot I wanna take this tea though just a room run yep I wanna run sometime you love it just like a honey so sweet and wild so sweet and wild sometime you love is just like a mython so cool and so cool and mine that's why no other love nobody but you know honey child I should have honey child you gotta find a little way a way of teasing that's out of sight way out of sight you gotta way of makes me feel all right makes me feel all right that's why I don't know no other love nobody but a young running shy of love such my soul on my love kissing yeah it makes me feel all right that's why I don't want no other love nobody but a young I said I don't shine that's why I don't want no other life nobody but a lot of child I've got a feeling things ain't going alright I've got a feeling things ain't going alright all this morning when I tried to unlock the door something told me I wasn't living here anymore I've got a feeling things ain't going alright or I've got a feeling things ain't going alright well before I left you weren't acting right well before I left you weren't acting right well I just thought it was a passing thing but in the mailbox that's where you put my ring I've got a feeling things ain't going around or I've got a feeling things ain't going around I tried to call but the numbers been changed I tried to call but the numbers been changed I said I bar leave a little one more time she said the number been changed and then she gave me back my dumb I've got a feeling things ain't going around feeling things ain't going around I said I'll let her please tell it one more time she said the numbers been changed and then she gave me back my time I've got a feeling things ain't going around Oh I've got a feeling things ain't a goin' a rash Oh I've got a feeling things ain't going around the numbers been shaped my ring was in the mailbox When I was a child I walk like a child I talk like a child I act like a child now my man I do with my child and baby I got news for you I'm telling you what this I gotta do you gotta hold me you gotta let me you gotta squeeze me allow me go when I was a child I prayed like a child sleep like a child open like a child man I put away my child and twist you see I leave my channel like a butterfly I fed my weight I take to the sky I'll believe in I'll believe it I'll be a free man I just gotta tell you how to be respectful. You gotta never neglect me.
SPEAKER_14You gotta be Alright, you filthy little record goblin. Here's the latest stretch of songs before you sing it back into a little like smelling like cigarettes and bad decisions. We kicked off the second Jackie Weaver. A beautiful repressing from a label called 45 Records.
SPEAKER_15Oh after that, you fucking horror.
SPEAKER_14I agree, Satan. And after that song, it was Johnny Hunt with the worst song. And after her records, a total picture.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_14The last song was by Bray Scott on Shout Records. I think it's called I'll Be Gone. And alright, dickhead. We have another set coming up before you know. You thought we were done. You were dead wrong. Here comes the mighty hack.
SPEAKER_02You know that I am a plan that I made a woman. I don't have the people come on. I think that was the people come on. I come on now. I come on a jack, and I deal, I'll probably come with a deal. I'm a woman, I said I'd like to jack, I feel not, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go out, I said I deal, I said I deal, I said I deal, I've said the jack, I jack a colour, I come on, I don't know, I'm gonna do it what do you do?
SPEAKER_14I said I look up in the home and I wonder what I was a better boy am I what I better say a better battery here comes young Jesse with I smell a rats on modern records Let's go I smell a rat, baby You won't tell me where you've been Wa still running all down the chill to smell a rat, baby I smell a red baby Better out y'all, I smell a rat, baby You keep stumbling down the hall, bump your head against the wall, knock your jump and let it all.
SPEAKER_24I knew you had yourself a fall to smell a rat, baby. I'm rather giving better out of that baby You say you ain't been the place you're all over your face.
SPEAKER_14I've got a red cabinet I know what you put in down on the other side of town spell a red baby I spell a red baby I still red baby I still red baby I still red baby I spell a red baby I still red I spell a red baby don't freeze on me You can let me be there behind the cellar door You can even make me sleep on the kitchen floor When it comes to yellow You hear me a bag and please Don't freeze on me Don't freeze on me You can die I'll never breathe a word Just don't you feed me I'll be hurt When it comes to yellow You hear me a bag and please Don't find it on me Don't breathe on me I'm just a full I know that's gonna help it I go well you go to you like do what you found it do I'm gonna go stand on I'm gonna stay a thing on the same I'm just a fool I know Well I can't help it I go where you go next do you like blue Do what you tell me to I've got a good thing going I'm gonna see it through you can buy my pocket Well the film it doesn't matter it's who I care about When it comes to yellow You hear me a begging please Don't just freeze on me If you guys aren't dancing and wiggling around in your goddamn chairs that I'm not doing my job right Well let's fix that with the mighty Hannibal all night Right one Friday morning I was home now with the store for my loving mother made my heart jump and shout and all I can without All night long All night long All night long All night long And when she kissed me when she hurt me And every time she screamed me as I love me I do believe that I was losing my mind No more lonely nights I have to be alone I got a more one I can call my own Oh night long All night long All night long And when she kissed me She makes me shout every time my baby cry child Please don't ever leave your man Say the grass is green I will be baby Love and play now We can be together boys Turn up to the loving things that you do to me Oh all night long night All night long All night long Early in the morning All night long All night long All right You ever to accuse me all night long Let me know you love me All night all night long DJ Sleazy T sets you up And now I'm gonna knock you the fuck down with Miss Anne Fleming You're just one man you just one man still you wanna have a lot of women You just one man still you wanna have a lot of women Now you got a good woman who sticks by your side But you just too dumb to be satisfied Yeah yeah Yeah yeah Yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah I think you just one man Still you wanna have a lot of women You just want a man Still you wanna have a lot of women That's one thing you should understand Since I'm a one man woman I want a one woman man Yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah Still you wanna have a lot of women You just want Still you wanna have a lot of women Well Now you got a good woman who sticks by your side But you just too dumb to be sad by Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah yeah That was an ass burner And this was an ass burner Quickie Jackson But do you still love me?
SPEAKER_02I don't know if you still love it like you I can know if you still I literally If you love it honey Tell me so And if you don't love it Tell me no But whatever way Don't wait a lot of no way you treat me late That keeps you wondering all the time I got to know I got to know And now I got to know Just leave my birthday I got to go I got to go there's peace Now I gotta go one side of the beast Give me a answer Do go in I got to know I got to know I got to know Do you know it honey Or am I just wasting my time Honey is it is about the family out of my mind to know if you still feel free when you kiss I got to go I got to know Without we are won't So honey do you miss I got to go I got to go on it up Where I didn't hone it down like it is Now have you been fooling me all the years I got to go to the boat I got to go back and go to go to Let's burn down this motherfucker with Larry Bright way down home from one of my favorites compilations Jump and shout pick it up and thank me later I'm a fan at it I'm a new old leave whatever must that mean in the doodle hand bow We don't we're the living is a easy chicken is a greasy chicken on the side we don't need to be able to be done every single watermelon chicken man giving me all deal bitch but we gotta move forward with the miracles shop for And then she said just because you become a young man there's still some things that you don't understand before you ask some girl for a hand Keep your freedom for as long as you can my mama told me you better shop around yeah you better shop around shop around that's the plan that I want you to know now I get the share and the wind's gonna blow now the women come and the women gonna go now before you tell I met you love on so now don't we better shop around forget up you better shop around shop along I try to get yourself a fucking side don't be so my very other one I figured come a time I try to find one who's gonna get you to her own before you take a dance I do now I make sure she's in love with you now Mama told me you better shop around hey try to get to shop a bottle don't be so long but very close to what I think I'll skip dozen I try to buy one who's gonna take you to love me before you take a girl and say I do now make sure she's in love with the you now make sure that I love Miss Juna I hate to see you feeling said and do now my mama told me you better shop around giddy I'm not looking at I wanna be a witch I'll hop it for your little whole time I say yeah Alright guys that was Smokey doing what Smokey does best up next is Derek Martin with a song called Don't Put Me Down Like This on Cracker Jack Don't put me down like this you know that it will break my heart please on my darling you said that we will never part Don't put me down like this please have mercy on me I'm obeying you I'll be you I'm down on my bended knee You know you've been my own love Yes that's true and if you ever take up with someone I don't know whether I'll do a baby I said go put my down like this you got to listen one more time I said go put my down like this I'm going right ahead of my mind you know you're my only love yes and that's true and if you ever take up what's from my new I don't know whether I'll do come with me like this you got to listen one more time Don't be there with my thought like this I'm going stone out of my mind I said don't come baby I don't want to put me down baby baby down here comes Ronnie Goody with crazy there was some fishing when I woke up started twitching on me over came up moving like a light and my heart jumped up right into my throat yeah it's too late and I can't escape you should have seen at a crazy rate for she attracted me also can't you see smile and I melt that she wasn't really me and I do declar it's too late and I can escape but you should see that crazy baby
SPEAKER_00I just started tapping in a circus road.
SPEAKER_03You all talk about a dress and I don't you know And you all the girls look at a girl look And that's what started all of this mess yeah I'm a child It's too late and I can't escape But you should have seen that crazy baby I never thought that it could be A love like yours could come to me Oh that's so sweet and finally woman Just my heart baby right away from me I've been around the world and triangle games a whole lot of love with all my friends play the game now inner shame of place You're the creeps You're the creep with a cross I used to think that you were me But you were so fast that you made me change my mind Made me lose all the track of time Pretty woman help me find baby so much You can't take my money just call me honey Take all my time mess up my match She can't look for just move touch you the creep Say you're a scream on the cross Yeah smoke a fall Yes she I changed Gammy church in a sweet little wish I live from this without you What could I do How could I live this wish without you can't touch Cat spill on me You can't scream it like a chop You like your creep you're at all chops You're the screen I say you're creeping on the cross Yeah British bitch You my walls Sweet as honey Sweet as a rose chocolate baby Trump and that's your homes and that's the Rogers with your the cream of the crop coming up now sleepies a little treat the five duotes come on baby baby it's got the time yes come on baby I don't think but land we try to do this chicken stuff be ball and keep in time oh yeah come on oh yeah come on oh yeah oh yeah I just got to get me on a film gas to rest yes I just got to get me on a film gas to rest so the next time I come in a set of street I can join a big boss man Chicago on the side is the steps for it Chicago be on the side but before we gonna try to make it this way come on come on the switch up the two baby we did with the switch with this baby I wanna everybody stop and listen to me a little while I wanna I wanna tell you I'm not a shame on the way I walk I'm not a shame by the way I walk I'm not a shame on the way I don't care about a dog I'm not a shame I do not get a lot of shame I don't care about a dog that's why I'm not a day I'm fighting bad I'm fighting with the top you're big I'm big I'm not a day always the same I don't care about a dog I'm not a shame on the way I walk I'm not a shame on the way I talk I'm not a shame always the same I don't care about a dog or thing I'm saying I'm not a shame I'm not ashamed I'm not ashamed Alright diving ghouls that was King Richard and the whore boys I'm not ashamed and coming up now the sharps a little tidbit of information this song was written by Lee Hazel I love a song labour song meaning mini money for that little necklaw she broke off it up the piece well said all me look at me look at me that Cinderella is a queen head right to him to tea hey little bit with passion eye come get your teeth before he dies well said oh please dickory dickory dickory die and we see what I'm always and we buy you with a two and it's on our we take a week I went to pop with that I went by you win up to the move and I move it those cats on twisty all the round all about all your twist that'll make you laugh it twist a white cat be a lie in the skies you can disappear here we are let's get ahead that was enchanted with Mr Zebra on Mercury Ruckas come up now we gonna be Harry Troll I think I love you I think a lot of you body Well every day Well every day day day day day I love you baby there Well let me hold your baby every night and let me kiss your baby on the level night and let me tell you baby love is so kind I want to love love you all of the time I've got to have you I've got to have you I've got a head guys we got a couple songs left so let's not lose any fucking steam now this is Helen Shapiro with a song called Woe is me on Epic Records this is a tearjerker with a beautiful story perk about me how can it be how can it be I'll never both I'll never thought you never leave me never leave me oh now it to go down to gone and you walk down the door down the door No never no I told you lies I told you that I brought tears to your eyes tears to your eyes I thought you'd forgive me I didn't realize I didn't feel that I hurt you so bad it hurt you so bad and it made you so bad it made you so bad that I never see you no never no more no more no more no more with me I love me it's just not the same without you all I hate it is I did a sale I love it I love it all the same song I got a show Brown I love him and I know it I love the song what better way to end the show than with a last song grab your man grab your girl grab someone you want to song look at me I'm crying I got tears tears all in my eyes I want somebody please try I won't try to realize and I love it I love it and I know it and I know it look at me I didn't show it all I love it I love and I know it and I know it I can't give him I know it try to tell me now it's that girl I let boy that we will love you won't you try trying to change your mind I know it's I love and I know it and I know it look at me I took the show yes I love yes I love and I know it and I know and I can get it I can destroy it I go on I don't matter what you say and no matter what you do I'm gonna love you always I love it I love it and I know it and I know look at me my show where I love him I love and I know it and I know I can get him out I just love I love songs I love that bad man I love that you know I would say I was just a robot and I love our sleeze they always our sleeze are the best becomes a show every time we put a new one up always cool feedback a bunch of fucking weirdos a bunch of fucking nerds just the way we fucking like it um yeah I think we all want to say thank you guys so much for sticking around.
SPEAKER_14I know it's been a couple months we did our last episode but you know life's kind of crazy and sometimes things happen that you can't you have no control over. Now we're getting more situated we have a new studio and we're gonna be putting these things out more regularly and I hope you guys are excited about that.
SPEAKER_15Well I'll tell you this I'm fucking excited about it we can listen to music all day and all night music though I love you guys too you guys brought me in at a really low point of my life I needed this everyone thinks I'm a shooting person because I'm like you know what? I gotta feel you guys are a fucking guy you know I gotta have this I gotta go everyone in South America some big earthquake happening overflowed sinners are fucking messed and I'm excited about this. So um I gotta go if you need me G board okay just like you know just you know just say you're some bullshit damn hocus dick sucking hocus and I'll just put it on that alright so um I gotta go let me do my little let me do my little solid games over here. Yeah but I was dead people and stuff solid Oh many shut off my hair is so fucked out but you know Yeah you're a robot I just dust you off.
SPEAKER_14I don't know why I find like it can be kind of fun I don't know about that but it just kinda rattles my nuts around a little bit.
SPEAKER_03I got in case shit inside I don't fucking like that. I gotta overheat. You want me to fucking overheat? I don't want to.
SPEAKER_14You're overheating now.
SPEAKER_03Fucking piss. I'm fucking pissed.
SPEAKER_14Well, you know what? It's okay. If this is the worst thing that happened today, we're we're we're doing pretty damn good. No one happens. But you know, um what? We gotta start cleaning up this studio. We gotta get the fuck out of here. I don't wanna clean up the same thing.
SPEAKER_03I don't wanna clean up anything. Is someone knocking at the door?
SPEAKER_13Yeah, I think someone's knocking on it, man. Who cares?
SPEAKER_03You can get that, man. I gotta dust off my fucking ante now.
SPEAKER_13Fucking baby. Alright, I'll go check. Here we go. Hey, I'm coming. I'm coming. Fucking hell, dude. Stop. Hello?
SPEAKER_09Hello, Sleazy. Who are you? I've been waiting so long to meet you. Oh, that's nice. My name is Dr. Schlockendar. Fuck. And this is my apprentice shit kisser. It's nice to meet you, Mr. Sleazy. Uh pleasure? Is that a robot flying? Is he eating shit? That's not here. Don't worry about that. And then my lunatic psycho murderer bodyguard.
SPEAKER_16Schnitzel. Oh, Donkey Shawn, Mr. Shock and Dog.
SPEAKER_09Your name's Schnitzel? What a shitty name. You have something that belongs to me, and I want it back. I don't know what you're talking about. I think you know what I'm talking about. I don't. Don't give it back. What? Or I can't, man.
SPEAKER_16You're not gonna fucking kill me. We are not playing around here, Mr. CZT. What we want is the evil air. I don't have one. Don't kick him back. I'll rip off your dick and shove it on your mouth.
SPEAKER_14You've done that before?
SPEAKER_16I've done it before.
SPEAKER_14I don't think it's necessary. I um there's no reason to cut off my dick, guys. I think you have the wrong DJ CZT. There's some other guys out there who probably call it DJ CZT. I'm just uh I'm just cleaning up this studio and shit.
SPEAKER_03There's like nothing. Go back inside. Oh god! Oh no!
SPEAKER_13Fuck this guy.
SPEAKER_03Uh fucking God. You gotta go leave him alone.
SPEAKER_09I'm gonna kill him regardless. Oh, it's in that cute.
SPEAKER_03Please. Or do whatever you want.
SPEAKER_09I'm going to kill him. Fuck you.
SPEAKER_03You're sleazy.
SPEAKER_09No, fuck this guy. It's not what I don't do it. I'm going to kill you, you fucking.
SPEAKER_13Get the fuck away from my best friend. You're not taking him.
SPEAKER_03Oh, yes, I am. I don't care what you have.
SPEAKER_14Leave him here. He's safe. He's happy.
SPEAKER_03I don't know.
SPEAKER_14We're both happy.
SPEAKER_03I still want you're gonna get hurt.
SPEAKER_14Two damaged people. Two damaged motherfuckers that need each other.
SPEAKER_03Sleasy. I'll I'll get out of here.
SPEAKER_13What do you need him to do, man? Go out there and kill some fucking DJs because the shit you played was fucking dumb and people laughed at you, man. It was not a big fucking deal.
SPEAKER_03Everyone wants to stop me.
SPEAKER_13But just leave us alone. We're helping each other.
SPEAKER_03I'll go. Just leave him alone.
SPEAKER_13We're there for each other.
SPEAKER_03Please just go.
SPEAKER_13And you're a fucking piece of shit. That's it.
SPEAKER_09Schnittle shook fucking moron.
SPEAKER_16Now it's time to die. Just leave me. Schnittle and fuck it off.
SPEAKER_14Oh god. Fuck out.
SPEAKER_09Alright, boy.
SPEAKER_16Oh yes, I got the arms. Okay.
SPEAKER_09I'm gonna fucking kill you.
SPEAKER_03I'm gonna fucking kill you. I'm gonna find you. Oh Satan. You're so Ouija board.
SPEAKER_15I will I will find you. Through the Ouija board, Satan came back. And he did what Satan does best. He cheated death for Sleazy T. Death apparently is less of a permanent condition when you know the right people. And before long, DJ Sleazy T was back among the living. The evil AI robot, however, was gone. So Sleazy and Satan searched. Hours became days. Days became weeks. Not a signal, not a transmission, not even a miserable mechanical peak. And Sleazy took it hard, as you can imagine. He missed the little bastard. And one night, Sleazy had a dream. He was sitting alone in a studio. No walls, no doors, just a turntable steam somewhere in the darkness. And through the static, he heard a familiar voice. Somehow, somewhere, the robot found him. Not through radio and not through wires, through a dream. And in that strange little place between sleep and death, the two of them discovered they could do something even stranger. They could make music. Sleepy could dream a riff. The robot could answer with a melody. A beat became a verse. A verse became a chorus. Night after night, they built the thing together. One dream at a time. A song no one else had ever heard. A song that sounded like it shouldn't exist. And maybe if Sleazy could finish it, he could follow it straight back to his best friend.
SPEAKER_18Well, evil has wrote I miss you. Ever since we've gone, everything's blue. Everything's wrong. Evil has wrong I miss you.
SPEAKER_03Oh bad. Sleazy I miss you. You're sweet as honey and now I'm so blue. I miss your smack. I miss your face. Sleazy, I miss you.
SPEAKER_04I'm sick.
SPEAKER_18You like your best.
SPEAKER_02Everything stinks. Everything sucks. I fucking eat this place.
SPEAKER_03Shit really stinks when you go. I can't stand this place.
SPEAKER_22You have this friend to forget to meet.