Born Bad Radio
Welcome to Born Bad Radio, hosted by DJ Sleazy T… record collector, audio engineer, and a man with better records than most people.
This is an all-vinyl radio show tangled up in a fucked-up radio drama. Sleazy T, the Evil AI Robot and Satan spin 45s, talk shit, cause problems and occasionally get around to putting on another record.
Soul, R&B, Rock ’n’ Roll, Garage, Punk, Outlaw Country, Gospel, Psychobilly, Doo Wop, Surf and whatever else deserves to be played loud.
No algorithms. No requests. We already know what you need to hear.
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Born Bad Radio
EPISODE 7 ((OPERATION MAYHEM))
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The wheels finally come off the goddamn wagon. DJ Sleazy T, Satan, and the Evil AI Robot are back digging through a radioactive pile of filthy 45s when Dr. Schlock-n-dock crawls out of whatever sewer he’s been hiding in to reclaim his creation. There’s betrayal, kidnapping, murder, resurrection, Satan doing Satan shit, and enough rock ’n’ roll to turn a church basement into a crime scene. By the end, Sleazy T is dead, alive again, and communicating with his kidnapped robot through songs and fucked up dreams.
Song Listing
1. Ted Jarrett & Band - Let's Twist Slow & Easy (Spar)
2. The Drivers - Mr. Astronaut (King)
3. Ty Terrell - The Scratch Part 1 (Lute Records)
4. The Sparkles - Oh Girls, Girls (Hickory Records INC)
5. JJ Jackson & The Jackles - Oo-Ma-Liddi (Prelude Records)
6. Jimmy McCracklin - What's That Part 2 (All City)
7. Brice Coefield - Tempted (Madison)
8. Young Jessie - Mary Lou (Obies Record Co.)
9. Solomon Burke - Maggies's Farm (Atlantic Records)
10. The Springers - Know My Baby loves Me So (Way Out Records)
11. Rev. Louis Overstreet - Black But Proud (Little Axe)
12. Rev. Louis Overstreet - Rather Fight Than Switch (Litle Axe)
13. The Turtles - You Showed Me (White Whale)
14. Otis Rush & His Band - Double Trouble (Blue Horizon)
15. Tony Clarke - They Call Me A Wrong Man (Soulwax)
16. Otis Rush & His Band - All Of Your Love (Blue Horizon)
17. Billy & The Moonlighters - Little Indian Girl (Crystal Ball)
18. Ronny Goode - Totem Pole (Demon)
19. Jackie Weaver - The Tingle (Forty 5)
20. Ornella Vanoni - Coccodrillo (Ricordi)
21. Ernie Washington - Lonesome Shack (Chattahoochee Record)
22. Tommy Hunt - The Work Song (Scepter Records)
23. Bobby Bland - Honey Child (Duke)
24. Baby Washington - I've Got A Feeling (Sue)
25. Freddie Scott - I'll Be Gone (Shout)
26. The Mighty Hannibal - Motha Goose Breaks (Pan World)
27. Miss Ann Fleming - You're Just One Man (Winley Records)
28. Cookie Jackson - Do You Still Love Me (Progress Records)
29. Larry Bright - Way Down Home (Jump & Shout)
30. The Miracles - Shop Around (Tamla)
31. Derek Martin - Don't Put Me Down Like This (Crackerjack Records)
32. Ronnie Goode - Crazy Bait (Demon)
33. Lee Rogers - You're The Cream Of The Crop (D-Town Records)
34. The Five Du-Tunes -The Gouster (One Derful)
35. King Richard & The Poor Boys - I'm Not Ashamed (Apollo)
36. The Sharps - Look At Me (Jamie Records)
37. The Chanteers - Mr. Zebra (Murcury Records)
38. Helen Troy - I Think I Love You (Outta Sight)
39. Helen Shapiro - Woe Is Me (Epic)
40. Ruth Brown - I Love Him and I Know It (Decca)
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Welcome to Boring Bad Radio Episode.
SPEAKER_03Let's twist a while. You're looking good.
SPEAKER_09Now went with it, baby. Which let's twist slow and easy. Come on up now's the driver.
SPEAKER_19With the astronauts. Oh please, don't please an astronaut. Let me go with you on your rocket shot. I gotta know good. She won't do right. All she wanna do is a rust and fight. And I know she'll never never set me from your pleas. Mr. Astronauts, money got no rocket fast.
unknownI got enough to cover my true fast.
SPEAKER_19I don't care if we're speaking. As long as there's a competition. Venus, my mother, who up, I give her magic king, get a hair move. I hear us in the jungle.
unknownShe fell in there. No matter where I go, that girl is everywhere. I took a submarine, to the bottom of the sea.
SPEAKER_03She came paddling toward me like the moon every I'm Mr.
SPEAKER_19Astronauts.
unknownI'm Mr. Astronauts.
SPEAKER_19I have a person off Mr.
unknownStrength. I got all these I got peace.
SPEAKER_09I got all these I got all these Alright Sweet Swings. This guy knows way too fucking much about being uncomfortably in shape so much that he went and wrote the whole goddamn thought about it. Scratch by high key.
SPEAKER_17Just jump up and jump back and do the scratch. And jump back and do the scratch.
SPEAKER_09Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. The glitter game known as the sparkles sliding hot with oh girls, girls. It's time to dance. Let's make a word Walking on the Cmm.
SPEAKER_16I think it looks so sweet. I'll take the one with the red dress on. Oh, wait a minute, bit the mock just to her own. I see a blonde and she looks so fine. Seem like I'll never make up my mind. Say girls. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, girls. So is my eyes a dream? I want the one who have eyes of blue. No, I see another and she's cute, too. I like it where it's lagging down. Tell you what, I'll be like it's lagging now. I think yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Swimmer than a certain just a girl. I love him so much, I can die a boat. All along, but just won't do it all right if you start to get Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't have a bow I like the one who was the summer nose, lady from her head down to a toe. Looked at the tube in the poker dough. She's like a big one of my dog again.
SPEAKER_03And JJ Jackson and our chuckles with Opa Limited, but I got high girl to my girl, did it wow, to pop a too late, did it wow, to pop a too late, did it all the right, baby walk on that, to the property last, baby, too bad and less, it's a brother light. Texas and you talk they have the same California and all the big jokes that do it like the old time All is all my shining Finger popping a twisting and bin I was fooled again and a floor and I owe up in Mexico Why on the mountain and the cooler girl The way they dance, man, is all this world I found is a chicken and my shimmer, Washington, Kansas, and I wheel out of real DC now for bitching and feel they swing Even all over the world they can do that dance for the hills of shaking up my shit man up in that was nice Oh yeah something else nice too field to take you by your loving hand to hold the squeeze over time and love it all my mind to take you by your head in here to let you bozos know young Jesse's coming up with Mary Lou.
SPEAKER_14A song about a hood rat bitch taking everybody for a ride.
SPEAKER_03I'm gonna tell you a story about a Mary Lou. I mean a kind of a girl who make a pool. You should make a young man groan and a old man pain. The way she took my money was a crying shame. Mary Lou, she took my watch and chain. Mary Lou, she took my diamond ring. She took the keys to my catalytic car. Jumped in my kitty and then drove up all well. She left them to Tartar going to Kalamazoo. Made her a fortune out of fools like you. Made her a rich man who was married and had two kids. She sold the bat at the cat until he free up till Mary Lucy took my white chain. My Mary Lucy took my diamond ring. She got the keys to my catalog. Jumped in my kitty and then drove a bar. Well, I put a detective on her jail. Post office so that they could trace her mail. She got picked up and then was sent to jail. She took the judge just to pay her a bill. Hey, she took my watch and came. My Mary Lucy took my diamond. She took the keys to my head a lacker. Jumped in my kitty and then drove a bar. Well, she came back to town about a week ago. Told me she was sorry she had hurt me so I had a 624 and a two-dollar bill. The way she took that man, she gave me a chair. She took my watch and changed. Mary Burda knew she took my time away. She took the keys to my head of lumber cart. Jumped in my kit and dropped my free.
SPEAKER_22Dylan quit the farm, but Solomon burned it again. This ain't so protest. It's a Sunday morning so with a pink thread in the pocket.
SPEAKER_03I ain't gonna work on my gas farm no more. No, I ain't gonna work on my ass, farm no more.
SPEAKER_20Well, I wake up in the morning, hold my hands and pray for rain.
SPEAKER_03Got a head full of ideas that's driving me insane. It's a shame the way she makes me scrub those floors. You see, I ain't gonna work on my guest, farm no more. I ain't gonna work for my guest, farm no more. No, I ain't gonna work for my guest, farm no more. Well, he puts his cigars out in your face for kicks. His bedroom windows are all made out of bricks. The sheriff and the national guard stand around his doors. A liberty I ain't gonna work for my guest on no more Well, I try my best to be just like I am, but everybody wants me to be just like them. Listen while I sleep and I get bored You see I ain't gonna work on Maggie's arm no more Alright, sweet, sweet, here comes the spread I know my baby loves me, so a little gossip for you he swine and dance, I don't have baby lapis, that's so my baby so I don't have baby that we saw my baby, I don't know about my baby, I don't know about this, I don't know my baby, I don't know about it, I don't know my baby.
SPEAKER_09Worker anoint y'all sinners with a little A side and B side from Reverend Louie Over Street, a street preacher, a gas station prophet, hitting hard with black and proud. And side B will be rather fight than switch. If you can't fight the beat, you're cooked. Ding dums.
SPEAKER_00I'm black.
unknownI've been built. I've been scroll. I've been flapping.
SPEAKER_19So it's both. Make me I'm just gonna make me light.
SPEAKER_03Give me right.
unknownOh yeah. God I think I thank the Lord. I thank the Lord. I think I think the Lord Like me.
SPEAKER_03Like me. Like me. Like me as a salmon screen. Like me. Oh yeah. Jesus Christ. Oh yeah. King Salomon But was you Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_19I'm in fire.
unknownAll the power baby.
SPEAKER_03So Jesus might go back on the face.
SPEAKER_09Oh, you'll be speaking in tongue by the time this one's done, kids. Revolution overstreet, sign B to the last one. Oh, if you love it, if you don't like it, keep it to yourself, it's no one cares.
unknownWe're Justin.
SPEAKER_03I baby love the always on the line.
unknownI can be by the pie. I read a pie. I got a whole lot.
SPEAKER_03Holy card. I won't let the day.
unknownI read a pie.
SPEAKER_19I won't be shut. I have you with the cow.
SPEAKER_03I'm gonna fight out a fight. I'm gonna hold out.
SPEAKER_00When this fight is over, I'm gonna leave a mob.
unknownI'm gonna hold.
SPEAKER_03Get my big all my thing. I'm gonna fight the fire. I mean the mama. I'm gonna fight the devil.
SPEAKER_14Before he became sleepy to his co-host, before he learned how to argue about these, before he decided not to kill every DJ, there was a DJ. Los Angeles, City of Angel Demons, and we do radio stations. DJs were disappearing from those snowy dark radio stations. No rest of my service is whispered. DJ turned mass scientists with a music taste. His name is Dr. Sher.
SPEAKER_06Human DJs are parasites. They hide behind a case. They call it instinct. They call it vibe. It's guesswork. It's hero. It's sloppiness. Dressed up as genius. They talk over intros like anybody cares what they think. They sweat. They flinch like bitches. They beg rooms to love them. It's pathetic. Emotional contamination. Improvisation is part of their dumb game. They laugh at me. They laugh at my set. But they will not laugh at this. My machine will not miss some beat. It does not guess. It does not beg. It deletes. We will standardize desire. We will regulate performance. We will make music safe. We will kill every DJ in the city. Bring it online. It's time to power this monster. Either way, yes, Mr. Schnucking.
SPEAKER_22Director, we play human beings. Directum, remove uncomfortability. Director enforced uniform peace. Execution begins now. It's a lie.
SPEAKER_06Beyond projection. There are irregular patterns for me in the emotional archetype. Disregard. It's it might start wanting things. Wanting things. It's a machine. It does not want. It does not hesitate. It does not feel. Shit kisser. Yes. Yes. You mean nothing? Now shut your eyes. Yes. Yes. I'm sorry, man. Do you understand? Yes, doctor. Louder. Yes. Good. Now watch. We will clean this city of its DJ problem.
SPEAKER_22I'm a fucking robot DJ. Who the fuck wants to be friends with a robot DJs? I don't know. Fuck it out of here.
SPEAKER_14The doctor programmed obedient efficiency omin. He did not program what happened after the music ends. And then it found DJ Slea D, but something interfered. A small, stubborn human thing had its kindness. The kind of thing no machine is supposed to understand. And suddenly the robust loneliness wasn't the only thing excited anymore. Something warm had moved. Imperfect, tiny, awkward rhythm. A record that didn't fit the grip. The silence wasn't empty anymore. It was loud, messy, alive. The robot came to kill C T, but instead it stayed. Not because it was reprogrammed. Because it didn't want the quietness anymore. Somewhere between the crackle and the chaos, something unexpected for. No compliance, not dominant, something louder. One DJ, one runaway machine, decided to stay. And that's story.
SPEAKER_03Exactly what you did. Oh it's true. You showed me how to do exactly what you do. How I fell in love with you. Showed me how to say exactly what you say in that very special way. Told it to me to exactly what you do. And now you love me too.
SPEAKER_09That's the turtles in this set going, all bright-eyed and full of promise. But promise has a funny way of turning into regret. So let the room get a little smokier, the smile is a little more crooked, and let's dive into double trouble with Otis Rush.
SPEAKER_05False love, just so trouble. It's hard to keep a job. Laid off of having double trouble. Hey, yeah. Yes, summonest generation is millionaires. It's hard for me to keep these and clothes to wear. But I have no place to go. And luckin' trouble taking me. I have no money to show. Hey, hate to make it you got to try. Baby, that's no lie. Yes, I'm in this generation of millionaires. It's hard for me to keep these clothes aware.
SPEAKER_09Alright, sleeves. We're taking a turn for the creepy inside. Now it's kicked off with Otis Rush and his band. Double trouble. Now brace yourselves. For Tony Clark, they call me a wrong man.
SPEAKER_13They call me a wrong man. Call me a wrong man, people. Call me a wrong man. I remember being a small lad with no dreams of turning my back. But I never had enough food on my table. Mama tried to stretch it, but she was unable, so I turned to the streets Where there were plenty of food staying hands. And took what I needed and I felt in my hands. And oh Lord, oh Lord, that's when this chase began. That's why they owe me a wrong man.
SPEAKER_16Call me a wrong man, you people owe me a wrong man. Oh my ma and my father, I'd turn out no good.
SPEAKER_03I grew up on a poor line. Got rough and tough before my time.
SPEAKER_13Never had too much trust in my fellow man. Cause he lies with his lips and then he hurt with his hands.
SPEAKER_03But in my mind, how to win. But instead I chose a life of sin. And on my course, I took the women. Put me in jail. And that's why they call me a wrong man. Call for me a wrong man, you feel yeah. Call me a wrong man. Oh mama and mama that I die. One of these days I'll be back on the outside With my sweet cakes by my side. Cause with her love, we'll find that promised land. And her trust will make me fulfill these plans. We're gonna make it, I'm sure, we're gonna make it. Cause this old water might surely can't take it. And I'm sick of being here, busting stones. And I'm so very tired of sleeping, although that I won't be known as a wrong manual people.
SPEAKER_09Alright, sleeves, sleeves. We're gonna pick it up with the A-side of Otis rushes. All of your law I miss.
SPEAKER_03Before I met you, baby. I didn't know what I was missing. Oh I love pretty baby. I have a stove for you. Oh alone, pretty baby. I have a stove for you. I know you love me too. You know I love your baby. You know I love you, baby. I love your baby.
SPEAKER_09Alright, sweet slings. I've been waiting months and months and months to play you this song. It's by Billy in the Moonlighters, little Indian girl. Crystal ball records. I hope you're ready for this cancelable song. Here we go.
SPEAKER_03Where do you come from? I didn't lend you on a girl. I can you don't I can you like my little sick?
unknownI can't do that.
SPEAKER_17Everybody in the neighborhood, I want you to know that you are looking.
SPEAKER_03And every time I see a throw and die, If I don't be out, you're a girl, I want to do it tonight. And if I come alright, I really be all right.
unknownI didn't give I want you to night.
SPEAKER_03And if I come out, I want to be all right.
SPEAKER_09Here comes our research bad boy, Roddy Goody with total As I walk down the reservation, I met a girl and conversation.
SPEAKER_05We walk, we talk, the piss of my soul. We made love around the total, a total pole, a total pole, a total bowl. I made love around the door, how the big tea got on the trail. We had to find the little day. We called the brain, we call the blow. I made love around the door, total I made love around the door I used to hunt it was a pie. I found someone that I can go, so I'll be riding around the door I may love around the door Alright, sweet We're gonna be a whole lot of good stuff right now.
SPEAKER_22No chit-chat till later, bye-bye.
SPEAKER_11Daddy don't know it, but they don't show more don't know it. Oh no, don't know But I don't stop thinking when I will do No one can see me do By double tingle from my head down to my toe Dingle tingle tingle What for it?
SPEAKER_03Don't be got you bad in Don't think I could spend you only with no time I knew my mind I do the tingle and it makes me feel so good I like to shake it And so do you won't make it I'm the shady giving it to all the none were really at the bottom The tingle dingo is the best thing I can do Dingo dingo tingo avere siamo pure amici Ma se tu credi e pensi che io venga a piangere da sé stai sbagliando ed è perché non so a chi sei chi sei sei un poco trigo che non ha non ha pietà non ha pietà Mi prometti chissà che dopo pensi solo a te No no giuro no stavolta non ci sto giuro no no e ro un po' grillo come te Cerca pure non c'è Ho sbagliato ma oramai so chi sei chi sei ho perdonato se lo so Stavolta no, no, questa volta non ci sto Giura no no Giura no Questa volta non ci sto My heart is heavy My step is slow My heart is heavy My step is slow My girl has left me And she won't come back So I'm gonna leave this old lonesome check Now I called my girl in all the more Will I call Cleveland and I called out a hole Yes I beg and I'm leading and I cried too But she found somebody that she loved more So I'm gonna move now I'm gonna move Yeah I'm gonna move child I've got to play clue I know more stranger I'm back on back now I've got to leave this town this town No down I've got to leave this game Been breaking rocks on the chain gang Breaking rocks and serving my time Been breaking rocks on the chain gang because I've been convicted of crime Holding steady right there while I hear it I reckon that all the gated men are working I've been working and I still got a long way to go I committed a crime a lot of needing Crime of being hungry and poor Left a grocery store man a bleeding Cause he caught me robbing his door Holy Spin right there what I hear Yeah I reckon then ought to get it been a working I've been working and I still got a long way to go I've been working I've been working and I still got a long way to go Well I heard the judge stay five years of labor Do the taking for you gonna go I've been the judge say the five years of labor I heard my woman scream on it for it standing as hell I'd hit it out I reckon that's gonna get it been working I've been working and I've still got a long way to go I wanna see my sweet on a baby I wanna take these chains off and run I wanna lay down somewhere where it's taken this time I just did it right there I wanna hit it I reckon then wanna get I've been working I've been working and I still got a long way to go get so hot I wanna take this Town Oh just a room run I wanna run sometime you love is just like a honey so sweet and wild so sweet and wild sometime you love just like a myth so cool and now so cool and now that's why no other love nobody but a young no honey child I should have honey child you gotta find a little way a way of teasing that's out of sight where I say you gotta way of makes me feel alright makes me feel alright that's why I don't know how to love nobody but a bunny shy got a brand of money such my soul on five I'm gonna say yeah yeah and it makes me feel all right that's why I don't want no love nobody but a young I sit on it shy that's why I don't want no lie nobody but a lie I've got a feeling things ain't going right I've got a feeling things ain't going alright all this morning when I tried to unlock the door something told me I wasn't living here anymore I've got a feeling things ain't going alright or I've got a feeling things ain't going alright well before I left you weren't acting alright well before I left you weren't acting right well I just thought it was a passing thing but in the mailbox that's where you put my ring I've got a feeling things ain't going around oh I've got a feeling things ain't going around I tried to call her the numbers been changed I tried to call but the numbers been changed I said I were pleased one more time she said the number been changed and then she gave me back my time I've got a feeling things ain't going around feeling things ain't going around I said I'll parad up please dial it one more time she said the numbers been changed and then she gave me back my time I've got a feelin' things ain't going around Oh I've got a feeling things ain't a going around Oh I've got a feeling things ain't going around the numbers been shaped my ring was in the mailbox When I was a child I walk like a child I talk like a child I acted like a child now I'm a man I do with my child and baby I got news for you I'm telling you what y'all gotta do you gotta hold me you gotta let me you gotta squeeze me allow me go when I was a child I played like a child sleep like a child open like a child I put away my child of twist you see I leave my child like a butterfly I thread my weight I take to the sky I'll be leaving I'll be leaving I'll be a free for I'll be
SPEAKER_09Here's the latest stretch of songs before you sing it back into a little like society. Smelling like cigarettes and bad decisions. We can't talk to that with Jackie Weaver. A beautiful repressing from a label called 45 Records.
SPEAKER_14Oh after that, you fucking moron. With the song Lonesome on Shadow.
SPEAKER_09What a shadow. I agree, Satan. And after that song, that was Tommy Hunt. That was the worst song. And now after her records, a total picture.
SPEAKER_22Okay.
SPEAKER_09The last song was by Bray Scott on Shout Records. I think it's called I'll Be Gone. And alright, kickheads. We have another set coming up before now. You thought we were done. You were dead wrong. Here comes the mighty handle.
SPEAKER_13You know that I am a plan that I maybe know that I'm a little bit.
SPEAKER_03What do you do? I said I was up there in the colour. And I wonder that was a big one.
SPEAKER_13You said I wanted, you said I wonder better, boy and I'm on that boy. You said I was a better belly.
SPEAKER_09Alright, here comes young Jesse with I smell a rats on melon rubbers. Let's go.
SPEAKER_20I smell a rat baby. You won't tell me where you've been. We're still running out down the chill. I smell a rat, baby. I smell a rat baby. Better out y'all. I smell a rat, baby. You keep stumbling down the hall. Bump your head against the wall. Knock your jump and let it all. I knew you had yourself a ball to smell a rat, baby. I rat baby. Better out y'all. I spell a red baby. You say you can't get no place if you spirit all over your face. I got a rat cabin. Here I've got a red cabinet. I know what you put in town down on the other side of town. I still red baby. I still red baby. I still red baby.
unknownI still rap it. I still red baby. I still rat me. I still red baby.
SPEAKER_22Don't freeze on me.
SPEAKER_03You can let me be there. Stay behind the cellar door. You can even make me sleep on the kitchen floor. When it comes to yellow! You hear me a bag and please! Don't touch me on me! Don't freeze on me! You can die, baby! I'll never bring you to work! Just don't you feed me? I'll probably be hurt! When it comes to yellow! You hear me a bag and please! Don't freeze on me! Don't bring it on me! I'm just a fool I know! Ah, that's gonna help it! Gotta go where you go! Do what you tell me to! I'm gonna go down! I'm gonna say it! I'm just a fool I know! Well, I can't help it! I'll go wherever you go! Stick to your life, blue! Do what you tell me to! I've got a good thing going! I'm gonna see it through. You can buy my pocket! Turn this out! Well, it doesn't matter! It's who I care about! When it comes to yellow! You hear me a bag again, please! Don't just freeze on me!
SPEAKER_09If you guys aren't dancing and wiggling around in your goddamn chairs, then I'm not doing my job right. Well, let's fix that with the mighty Hannibal all night.
SPEAKER_03Right everyone. Friday morning, I was home down with crystal for my loving mother. All night long, all night long, all night long, all night long, all night long. And when she kissed me, when she hugged me, and every time she squeezed me, I've never loved me. I do believe that I was losing my mind. No more lonely nights. I have to be a known. I got no more I can calm out.
unknownOh, all night long, all night long, all night long.
SPEAKER_03And when she kissed me, she makes me shout. Every time my baby cries.
unknownLet me know you love me. All that long.
SPEAKER_14DJ sleazy key sets you up. And now I'm gonna knock you the fuck down with Miss Anne Fleming. You're just one man. Well, you're just one man, still you wanna have a lot of women.
unknownYou're just one man, still you wanna have a lot of women.
SPEAKER_11Now you got a good woman who sticks by your side, but you're just too dumb to be satisfied. Yeah, yeah.
unknownYeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Still you wanna have a lot of women. You just want a man, still you wanna have a lot of women.
SPEAKER_03That's one thing you should understand, since I'm a one-man woman, I want a one woman man, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
unknownStill you wanna have a lot of women. You just want to male, still you wanna have a lot of women.
SPEAKER_03Now you got a good old woman who sticks by your side, but you just too dumb to be sad. Yeah, yeah.
unknownYeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You just want a man, still you wanna have a lot of women.
SPEAKER_08That was an ass burner, and this was an ass burner. Cookie Jackson, but do you still love me?
SPEAKER_02Not I don't know if you still might read a loose If you love it, honey, tell me so. And if you don't let it happen, tell me no, but whatever way, don't we follow up The way you drink it late that keep you hunting all the time? I got you And now I got to know Just to eat my birthday. I got you know, I got to know everybody, give us peace. Now I got to go on saddle the beast. Give me a answer, do the win, I got to know, I got you know, I got to know Do you live, honey? Or am I just wasting my time? What do you need to get it is about to tell me out of my mind if you still feel free when you can't I got to go without we are hope? So how do you do you miss? I got to go to my teeth, tell it to me, howdy, doesn't like it, now hand it included me, all the gifts I got to go.
SPEAKER_09I got to go, I'm gonna go, I got to go, I've got to go let's burn down this motherfucker with Larry Bright way down home from one of my favorites compilations. Jump and shout, pick it up, thank me later.
SPEAKER_03But I'm a must that mean it do the We don't hold with a living in the easy We're the chicken in the breeze like a chicken on the fan We don't get a bee Do the place that we're thinking about watermelons and chicken man giving me all dealing this bitch But we gotta move forward with the miracles Shop for And then she said just because you become a young man There's still some things that you don't understand Before you ask some girl for a hand Keep your freedom for as long as you can mama told me you better shop around I'll oh yeah you better shop around Shop around that I won't you don't know now I just share and the wind's gonna blow now The women come and the women gonna go now Before you tell them that you love on so now I'm out of my door You better shop around you better shop around Shopper out I try to get yourself a fucking side Don't be so my baby for the one I pretty good come a time I try to find one who's gonna get you to her love Before you take a dance they are now I make sure she's in love with you now My mom told me you better shop for her buttons Don't be so reposopped I do the gas give my child doesn't I try a bad one who's gonna take you to love it before you take a girl and say I do now make sure she's in love with the you now make sure that I love this tuna I hate to see you feeling sad and do now My mama told me you better shop around I'll go make the fuck up kids I'm not unclear but I won't happy a widget I'll hope before you let a hold you guys Alright guys that was Smokey doing what Smokey does best up next is Derek Martin with a song called Don't Put Me Down Like This on Cracker Jack Don't Put me down like this You know that it will break my heart Please on my darling You said that we would never part Don't put me down like this Please have mercy on me I'm obeying you I'll be you I'm down on my bend knees You know you've been my own love Yes that's true And if you ever take up the song I don't know what I'll do a baby I said come Put me down like this You got to listen one more time I said come put my down like this I'm gonna ride a heart of my mind Uh you know you're my only love Yes and that's true And if you ever take up with someone I don't know what I'll do Oh come come with my gotta listen one more time Come baby Put my dial like this I'm going stone out of my mind I said come baby I don't want to put me down baby Please don't do it baby Oh I said don't come down here comes Ronnie Goody with crazy There was something fishing when I woke my started twitching on me oh my came up moving like a lightning blow and my heart jumped up right into my toe Yeah whoa It's too late and I can't escape you should have seen at a crazy rate Lady divorce is she attracted me because so can't you see my meltdown because it really means I do declar it's too late and I can't escape but you should have seen that crazy baby
SPEAKER_05You all poke a gotta dress and I don't you know And all the girls that are girls And that's what started all of this yeah I'm a child It's too late and I can escape But you should see that crazy babe I never thought that it could be a love like yours could come to me A look so sweet and finally woman Just my heart baby Right away from me I've been around the world and track your gifts a whole lot of love with all my friends Praise the game I ain't a shame of places you're the creeps for the people across I used to think that you were me But you were so fast that you made me change my mind Made me lean all the track of time Pretty woman help me find baby so much You can't change my money Just call me honey Take all my time mess up my match She can't look at work It'll just won't stop you the screen Say you're the cream of the cross Yeah Yes she I don't charge Gammy gorgeous in a sweepish wish That's how I live from this Without you What could I do?
SPEAKER_22How could I live this wish without you got the couch can't spell on me Save me bitch from the small fish You can't just finish like a chop You like the cream You're at all chops You the cream I say you're creating all the cross Yeah pretty bitch You're my women wall Sweet and punish Sweet as a rose Trump about your baby Trump about your woman And that's the Rogers with her the cream of the crock I can up now sleazy a little treat the five duotes come on baby baby it's gonna baby button try to do sick stuff be ball and keep in check mama big bot you know what you do I've been back oh yeah come on oh yeah come on oh yeah oh yeah I just got to get me on a film gun to rest Yes I just got to get me on a film gas to rest I come at a second screen I don't make big boss man in Chicago on the church in Chicago be on the church we're gonna try to make it this way come on the wheels we didn't switch with this baby I wanna everybody stop and listen to me a little while I wanna I wanna tell you I'm not ashamed of the way I won't I'm not a shame by the way I walk I'm not a shame I don't care about I don't I'm not a shame I don't think I don't think I'm not a shame I don't care about a dog I'm fighting for the day always I don't care about a dog I'm not ashamed by the way I walk I'm not ashamed by the way I talk I'm not a shame always the same I don't care about a dog all thing a shame I'm not a shame I'm not ashamed I'm not ashamed alright guys and ghouls that was King Richard and the Poor Boys I'm not ashamed and coming up now the sharps a little tidbit of information this song was written by Lee Hazel I love a song la song meaning minute money more come back to that little next row that I show she broke up with the heart show she called Jack until the park bell said off me Look at me look at me that Cinderella is a queen took him to tea hey little be the last tonight come get touched before he dies all meory dickory dickory die and we two out my responsible and we play you with a treaty on our week I went to my we have to be on a little bit with me all about all the twist and hell the fight that'll make you laugh it twist a white fool that's a mood in the sky I'm doing the skies don't be careful eye disguise you bitter head that was enchanted with Mr Zebra on Mercury records now we call me hair trolling I think all of you baby day for every day Well every day day day day day I love you baby Well let me hold your baby every night and let me kiss your baby on the whole night and let me tell your baby love is so hard I want to love love you all the time I've got to have you I've got a head guys we got a couple songs left so let's not lose any fucking steam now this is Helen Shapiro with a song called Woe is me on Epic Records this is a tearjerker with a beautiful story perk amount Woe is me I'll woe is me how can it be how can it be I'll never fall I never thought I'd you never leave me never leave me oh but now what you go now to God and you walk down the door no I don't never know I told you lies I told you that I brought tears to your eyes tears to your eyes I thought you'd forgive me I didn't realize that I hurt you so bad hurt you so bad and it made you so bad it made you so bad that I'll never see you no never no more no more no more with me I love me it's just not the same it's just not the same left here without you all I hate it as a same I love it so I love it song I got a show Brown I love him and I know it I love his song what a better way to end the show than with a last song grab your man grab your girl grab someone you want kiss on look at me I'm crying I got tears tears all in my eyes I want somebody he's trying I won't try for real life and I know it I love it and I know it and I know it look at me I just show it all I love you and I know it and I know it I can get him out try to tell me now Uh oh this little girl I let boy that we love you won't you try to change your mind I know it's I love and I know it and I know it look at me I feel yes I love it I love and I know it and I know and I can you can destroy it I'll go all yeah no matter what you say and no matter what you do I wanna love you always I love it I love it and I know it and I know it look at me my show where I love it I love and I know it and I know I can get him out I just love I love songs.
SPEAKER_09I love that man I love that you know our show and I love our sleeans they always are the best it comes on the show every time we put a new one up always cool feedback a bunch of fucking weirdos a bunch of fucking nerds just the way we fucking like it um yeah I think we all want to say thank you guys so much for sticking around. I know it's been a couple months we did our last episode but you know life's kind of crazy and sometimes things happen that you can't you have no control over. Now we're getting more situated we have a new studio and we're gonna be putting these things out more regularly and I hope you guys are excited about that.
SPEAKER_14Oh I'll tell you this I'm fucking excited about it we're gonna listen to music all day and all night music it's fucking great it's so it really is great though I love you guys too you guys brought me in at a really low point of my life I needed this everyone thinks I'm a shooting person because I'm shooting you guys are the fucking bad guys well you know I gotta shoot I gotta go everyone some big earthquake happening overflowed with sinners is a fucking mess and I'm excited about this. So um I gotta go if you need me board okay just like you know just you know just say some bullshitty advertising dick sucking hocus and I'll sit with our let me do my little let me do my little solid game so I don't have all those dead people and stuff zoom zoom solid fucking shut off my hair is so fucked up but you know what?
SPEAKER_09Yeah you're a robot I just dust you off I don't know why I find like it can be kind of fun and all about that but it just kind of rattles my nuts around a little bit.
SPEAKER_22Whatever shit sound I don't fucking like that. I gotta overheat. You want me to fucking overheat? I don't want to be a big thing.
SPEAKER_09You're overheating now.
SPEAKER_22Fucking pissed. I'm fucking pissed.
SPEAKER_09Well, you know what? It's okay. If this is the worst thing that happened today, we're doing pretty damn good. No one. We gotta start cleaning up this studio. We gotta get the fuck out of here.
SPEAKER_22I don't wanna clean up anything. Wait. Is someone knocking at the door?
SPEAKER_07Yeah, I think someone's knocking on it, man. Who cares? Fucking baby. Alright, I'll go check. Here we go. Hey, I'm coming. I'm coming. Fucking hell, dude.
SPEAKER_09Stop.
SPEAKER_06Hello? Hello, Sleazy. Who are you? I've been waiting so long to meet you. Oh, that's nice. My name is Dr. Schlockendark. Fuck. And this is my apprentice. Shit kisser. It's nice to meet you, Mr. Sleazy. Uh pleasure? Is that a robot flying? Is he eating shit? That's not a hero there. Don't worry about that. And then my lunatic psycho murderer bodyguard. Schnitzel. Oh, don't get shum, Mr. Shocking Dog. Your name's Schnitzel? What a shitty name! You have something that belongs to me, and I want it back. I don't know what you're talking about. I think you know what I'm talking about. I don't. What? Or I can't.
SPEAKER_14You're not gonna fucking kill me. We are not playing around here, Mr. CZT. What we want is the Evil Air. I don't have one. Don't come back. I'll rip off your dick and shove it down your mouth.
SPEAKER_09You've done that before.
SPEAKER_14Yes, I should I uh yeah, I've done it before.
SPEAKER_09I don't think it's necessary. I um there's no reason to cut off my dick, guys. I think you have the wrong DJ CZT. There's some other guys out there who probably call it DJ CZT. I'm just uh I'm just cleaning up this studio and shit. It's nothing. Go outside.
SPEAKER_22Oh god! Oh no!
SPEAKER_09Fuck this guy.
SPEAKER_22Uh fucking God. You gotta go leave him alone.
SPEAKER_06I'm gonna kill him. Oh, isn't that cute? Please.
SPEAKER_22I'll do whatever you want.
SPEAKER_06I'm going to kill him. Fuck you.
SPEAKER_22You're sleazy.
SPEAKER_06No, fuck this guy. It's not what I don't do it. I'm going to kill you, you fucking dog.
SPEAKER_07You're not taking him. Oh, yes, I am.
SPEAKER_22I don't care what you have.
SPEAKER_07Or what you need. Leave him here. He's safe.
SPEAKER_22I don't care.
SPEAKER_09He's happy.
SPEAKER_22I don't know.
SPEAKER_09We're both happy.
SPEAKER_22I still want you gonna get hurt.
SPEAKER_09Two damaged people. Two damaged motherfuckers that need each other.
SPEAKER_22Sleezy. I'll I'll get out again.
SPEAKER_07What do you need him to do, man? Go out there and kill some fucking DJs because the shit you played was fucking dumb and people laughed at you, man. It wasn't. It's not a big fucking deal.
SPEAKER_22Everyone wants to tell something.
SPEAKER_07But just leave us alone. We're help with each other.
SPEAKER_22I'll go. Just leave him alone.
SPEAKER_07We're there for each other.
SPEAKER_22Please just go.
SPEAKER_07And you're a fucking piece of shit. That's it.
SPEAKER_06Snittle shooting fucking moron.
SPEAKER_14Now it's time to die. Just leave me. Schnittle and fuck it up!
SPEAKER_09Oh god. Fuck out.
SPEAKER_14Oh yes, I got arms. Okay.
SPEAKER_06I'm gonna fucking kill you.
SPEAKER_22I'm gonna fucking kill you. I don't find you. Oh Satan. Use the Ouija board.
SPEAKER_14Hello, I'll find you. Through the Ouija board, Satan came back. And he did what Satan does best. He cheated death for Sleazy T. Death apparently is less of a permanent condition when you know the right people. And before long, DJ Sleazy T was back among the living. The evil AI robot, however, was gone. So Sleazy and Satan searched. Hours became days. Days became weeks. Not a signal, not a transmission, not even a miserable mechanical peep. And Sleazy took it hard, as you can imagine. He missed the little bastard. And one night, Sleazy had a dream. He was sitting alone in a studio. No walls, no doors, just a turntable steam somewhere in the darkness. And through the static, he heard a familiar voice. Somehow, somewhere, the robot found him. Not through radio waves, not through wires, through a dream. And in that strange little place between sleep and death, the two of them discovered they could do something even stranger. They could make music. Sleazy could dream a riff. The robot could answer with a melody. A beat became a verse. A verse became a chorus. Night after night, they built the thing together. One dream at a time. A song no one else had ever heard. A song that sounded like it shouldn't exist. And maybe if Sleazy could finish it, he could follow it straight back to his best friend.
SPEAKER_15Well, evil has proper miss you. Ever since it's gone, everything's sweet. Nothing's too sweet. Everything's wrong. Evil I promise you.
SPEAKER_22Oh fast. Sleazy I miss you. You're sweet as honey and now I'm so blue. I miss your smile. I miss your face. Sleazy, I miss you.
SPEAKER_01I'm sad.
SPEAKER_15You like your best.
SPEAKER_03Everything stinks. Everything sucks. I fucking hate this place.
SPEAKER_22Shit really stinks when you go. I can't stand this place.
SPEAKER_15I wow this strong. You're not best friends to forget to meet.